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Speaker: Wednesday. Happy home day. Do this. Do this. Hopefully, everybody's having a good week. Hopefully, everybody. You didn't know Glick wear glasses. He doesn't wear them permanently but he wears them every now and then. No, I wear them permanently. I'm blind as **** with this. Yeah, I was going to say. No. The only reason he doesn't wear them on the show is because he's eight inches from his screen. Yeah. Well, not only that but
Speaker: Yeah, for the portfolio. I'm actually blind as fuck. So I do wear glasses all the time. But, uh, anyways, hopefully everybody's having a good week so far. We've almost made it. We're almost there. Well, it's Wednesday and someday it's midweek madness at the end of the day.
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Speaker: I don't know if Jeff watched the Monday night trauma one but I actually put under my headline I was like the wish version of Jeff
Speaker: Yeah, pretty much You guys know me I'm click also known as the champ the people's champion the podcasting champion the greatest champ to ever live You're welcome folks And we're canceled Lying to the people I have the belt that says it so therefore it must be true. I
Speaker: I mean, does that mean I can get me a belt that says president and I can become the president? No, because you didn't earn it. You didn't win. I can totally fucking earn it. You didn't win the presidential race. Here's my question. If you had to vote between me or Biden for president, who would you pick? Trump.
Speaker: You can scratch it out and write it in. Yeah, 100%. I agree. I'm not mad at that statement. Glitch Trump. I scratch out both of you idiots and I put Glitch Trump. Me and Don Jr. are going to be running this goddamn country. And you know what? I'm not mad at Junior.
Speaker: You on the other hand, I'm like, yeah, welcome to tyranny, folks. So much for democracy. Oh, wait, that's the left. It's fixed. It's going through. Yeah. It's my world. I'm just like you sons of bitches living it. First rule. You give a presidential address. My dick and my asshole. I'm going to do what I want. Your state of the union is like, fuck this. I'm too cool for this shit.
Speaker: You guys know how the world is. Yeah. You know how it works. All right. Look, I got a bunch of immigrants. I got to catapult back over to their own country. Y 'all say behind your truck is, you know, I got this one of those like big fisher nets. And I just roll into a city and start loading them up into semi.
Speaker: Also Democrats, they're like, no, please don't do it. Fucking. He's just got the windshield wiper blade knocked off. Have you ever seen? Have you ever seen the Chinese government, how they do stuff? They'll literally break out into fist fights. Glick as vice president would technically be the head of a Congress. So all of a sudden somebody says something stupid and Glick runs off his podium. Fuck you. Shut up. Got it.
Speaker: Try to ban my tiktok. Your boss, microphone. Now give me some tips on insider trading, like all of you. So I can make millions of dollars, even though I make only one hundred fifty grand a year. Just like all your other sons of bitches. Oh, shit. It would make politics more interesting to watch.
Speaker: Oh Fucking truth. Oh, it's interesting to watch now, but can you imagine if Glick is there start just laying haymakers on motherfuckers? Jordan behind him going he warned you I walk into Congress chicken Dorian Oh Steve Austin music
Speaker: I got a championship belt in one hand. I'm here in the other hand. Start stomping mud holes in everybody's head. We're all on the same page, right? Anybody really poses? Yeah, that's what I thought. Next thing you know, I have 4 ,000 brand new neighbors.
Speaker: Somehow they're all Democrats. Just like this used to be a nice neighborhood. Oh, I got it tuned in. I got clips ready for Wednesday night.
Speaker: This is where I click Choke Slams, Nancy Pelosi. That would be tuning in right there. Can you imagine the view going off on you?
Speaker: We'll be Goldberg in the face. Shut the fuck up. All you hear for like highlights on TikTok clips is just the fucking John Cena fucking... You just see him give the attitude adjustment to fucking Nancy Pelosi or fucking...
Speaker: Who is Nancy Pelosi talking to? Well, that's her top political rival. How would you know? You can't see him. Yeah. Is it John Cena? No, it's Glick. No, it's Glick Cena. For some reason, he's adopted John Cena's theme music and his signature move. And I start wearing, I see the style of shorts. You start wearing shorts?
Speaker: and no shirt, and she'd storm into Congress. Like, you know what? I used to find politics kind of boring, but now I can't look away. It's the only thing my family watches. Every week I come in with a new wrestler style. It'd be like one week I do the old sting when he was the crow and I'd ask her some questions. See, Ben Rowan gets the highest ratings ever.
Speaker: You can just see him fucking pointing a baseball bat at fucking Biden. I remember the Raptors just point the ball back at people. Who is that fellow that just told Pelosi to eat his asshole carrying a gold belt? Wait a minute. Did President - Can he just high -five Ron DeSantis? Ed's better listen to the actual show.
Speaker: He said, he might eat my ass and suck my dick to the entire Congress. Congress is like, but, sir, there's starving people over in the Middle East. Glick just goes, like, opens two beers, gives it to himself and says, give me a hell yeah. Don't tell him to move to America. Isn't that what everybody's doing? Hey, I started to realize I can finally have the G .W .O.
Speaker: There you go. Don Jr., Don Sr., DeSantis, Mickey Haley. They do all my videos. And Jim Jordan in the background going, they got this. Yeah, they got this. President, what's your? Jim Jordan just goes. They're just asking, Glick, a bunch of fucking things. But sir, what is your policy on foreign and domestic products coming here? Fuck them motherfuckers. They're not from here.
Speaker: Excuse me, you with the microphone, asking all those silly questions. What's your name? I was going to say, you instantly turned into the rock. It doesn't matter what you think about forward follow free. When I let you do that, recorders, take that some bitch, turn aside. You know what? The best thing you could do is walk in and pull Bob Smith.
Speaker: You guys smell that? I smell boy! What up Tim?
Speaker: I could just see like the I could see the political ads presidential campaign right here. I could see vote 2024 Glick or go fuck yourself. If you don't vote for me, you're an asshole. If you don't vote for me, then I don't want to be an asshole. You heard him. I don't want to be an asshole, honey. Do we want to be the assholes? Glick, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker: Did you know that like all his political opponents did you know that glick doesn't care about california? Uh, sir, can you tell us what you think about california? I will line them all up and smack them all And i'm coming after you next texas
Speaker: I can only imagine the the people that lose their mind over politics that like they're 100 % in it all the time. They know all the facts and every detail just watching you and just watching their heads
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Not my monkey not my circus. Am I right boys? Not my monkey not my circus
Speaker: So that could be a President Glick, is that a racist shirt? What do you fucking think? I don't know, do you think it's racist? That makes you racist, sir. If you think it's racist, you're the racist. Shit! God damn, maybe I am a racist. You got people thinking about everything. You know, the one good thing... Yes, next question.
Speaker: You mean, yes, this question. But the one thing about you being a presidential candidate, no one will ever wonder what you're thinking or what he meant by that, because you're just blunt. You're like, yeah, fuck them guys. I don't care. Yeah. Can we quote that shit? I'll write it down for you. I'll write it down for you. It'll be like, okay.
Speaker: You get like some fucking leftist reporter to ask a question. What did you think about Saddam Hussein? It doesn't matter! Took too long to fucking kill the fucker.
Speaker: What do you think about North Korea? Not a lot, to be honest with you. Who's that little fucker that's trying to run that country? Like that little bitch trying to run that country. I could bench press him with one finger and drink a beer. I hear it sucks to live there. Again, not my problem. Not my monkey. Not my circus.
Speaker: It doesn't happen on the U .S. border. I don't care. That'll be Jeff's job when I'm president. He'll hold the sign and say, read the shirt, stupid.
Speaker: I'll be wearing a shirt that says I'm with stupid. Sir, what did you think about the U .S. efforts on finding Osama bin Laden after 9 -11? I would have done better. I haven't even asked you any questions that's 20 years old. Yeah, exactly. What does this pertain to my presidency? Is he dead? Perfect. Is he dead, right? Yeah, he's dead.
Speaker: Problem solved. Look at that. I'm solving the world's problem. All you fucking hear out of Glick is when they're like, yeah, he's dead. Well, there you go. I did something good. No, but you know how they have like the quote unquote fighting presence? You would actually be the fighting presence because you're like, they're like, what are you, what are you going to do about Putin? I don't know. I'm gonna fly over there tomorrow and punch him in the nose.
Speaker: And they're like, no, you won't. You should watch me motherfucker. Somebody get my plane ready. I'm ready to go. What do you think about former vice or former president Joe Biden? I could kick his ass.
Speaker: My secret service is kangaroos, black bears. You're the first president in history to remove secret service from your detail. Yeah, I don't need them. Please. I'm beloved, folks. I'm beloved. I mean, I'm the champ. See this belt? See this belt? Champ. This one says vice president. What are you going to do?
Speaker: Wait, come on. Once I declared my dominance over kangaroos, bears, and alligators, it only made sense that we became friends and signed a peace treaty, and now they're my protection. It's just a bunch of fucking child animals. I'm going around the White House.
Speaker: You know, you being vice president, Donald Trump turns to you like, dude, you got to calm down like me in today's top news. President Glick has now signed into law that kangaroos are now considered human and now can form their own country.
Speaker: President Glick, what are you going to do about immigration? Well, I plan on lighting our northern and southern borders with catapults and tributaries. I just light them on fire and go ahead and cross. See what happens. In our eastern and western, we're just going to start shooting them out into the ocean, shooting them into Canada, shooting them to Florida. You're going to close out. Yeah, we're terrified. Florida, yeah.
Speaker: Florida and Texas, you had a good run. I still love that though. Yes. Next question. Is it true that you are shipping all immigrants to Boston? That's fact checks out. Sounds about right. They go to ask them like fucking questions. He's all fucking hung over. Just every answer is yes. Next question.
Speaker: How hard could how hard could the presidency be really Jeff is like Jeff's the fucking No, not even that I'm like, yeah, we'll just
Speaker: I got, I got a nuclear football here. My best friend, I'll have him punch in the coat. I can convince it. I'm a minister. The father of the son, the Holy Spirit says to wait, what? Someone, someone from the white house is going to send this to like the fucking secret service and be like, these are your, uh, Mr. President Biden, these are your new enemies.
Speaker: America, this is your future. And what are we gonna do? We'll be. I blew him over. He fell out. They show this on the view as we're domestic terrorists. Am I a born terrorist? Those nonsensical nonsense people need to be stopped.
Speaker: Yeah. Hey buddy. Hey little buddy. You want some ice cream? You want some ice cream? I want some ice cream. I want some ice cream. Yeah, you do. Who's a good boy. Go get it. I don't know if you've heard this, but when Trump was president, he had a button that he could hit and a Diet Coke would appear. Well, Biden actually took that button and had the same thing done, but with ice cream, Glick open beer.
Speaker: He just sets a paper weighted on it all the time. Just guys walking back forth with cases of beer and Glick's just sitting there going, it was a fucking good day today. All of a sudden it breaks down. Who are you? The Oval Office has a pyramid of beer cans.
Speaker: All of a sudden, he tries to hit the button, it doesn't work. Who are you? Your foreign minister? No, you're the beer bitch. Go get, fix my beer button. Fix my beer button now. Oh, that would be horrible. I don't think you'd look out of place. Could it really be any worse? That's what I'm saying. If we were elected to government office that high up, would it be any worse than it is now?
Speaker: I think things will be better. 25 cent gasoline because I go smack the Middle East in the mouth and be like, gas is free. Gas is free, right? Wait, no. Wait, I said gas is free, right? As you're holding an AR, gas is free. Yeah, sure. I guess the entire United States military gas is free, right?
Speaker: You know, all I got to do is I hit him with a little thumbs up, thumbs down. You know, I can feel it.
Speaker: I guess 25 cents. You can, you can go to the grocery store and spend $30 and feed a family of five for two weeks. He's really fixed inflation. What do you mean? Well, we have everything for free. I'm pretty good at going up and downstairs. So yeah, I definitely cannot. I mean, you, you wouldn't be any more embarrassing than the president we have now. Also, I would just put in escalators.
Speaker: They have one of those trucks that they have at the airport, but it's an escalator instead of a stairs that just follows you around in your motorcade. It has a beer holder.
Speaker: You know what? We can save ourselves a lot of time and energy if we just get the IV hooking up. Let's go. The presidential limo is a pickup. It's just a full -size heavy dually with cases appear in the back. It's just extended. Right in the back. I can reach out the back window as I'm being driven around. There you go. I got this.
Speaker: Take me to McDonald's.
Speaker: Sir, we're shut up. I don't care what we're late for. We're going to McDonald's. I'm the president. This place we're going to sucks. Glicks the president like the Democrats and all that are like, well, we're not going to show up and vote on this resolution. All of a sudden you just see Glick pull up in front of their fucking houses. Get your asses in here before I make it harder for you. Then it needs to be. You know, y 'all get in the truck. We're going up to the house. Oh, come on now. We're playing.
Speaker: Mama says she's making meatloaf. Oh, you son of a bitches. Drive the truck through their front door. Hey, in the truck. Get in the truck, stupid. You'll be the first person to shoot somebody in the middle of Congress. I don't like what he's saying. What are you going to do? Fix it.
Speaker: Problem solved, right folks? Sugarman in the kneecap. What have you learned today? What's wrong with the champ and find out? They don't let you have a real gun, so you just shoot rubber bullets at everybody. No game with that. Give me a paintball gun. Exactly. All the people that disagree with you have green dots on their face where you shot them in the face.
Speaker: I disagree with you, Mr. President. Hold on one second. Poppy, get your ass down there. Fucking, you just see a kangaroo just start hopping towards the person that. Hoppy. I do. I do like to freeze my paintballs. So I will get my point across. How is it? He he combined the houses. He combined the Republicans. I mean, I always agree with it. But how?
Speaker: Honestly, hasn't the last four years of what we've been through now just been a extra long episode of no one thinks it's funny? Hee -haw. It's like a woke version of it. No, let's be honest. It's more like Gilligan's Island. It's like a Saturday Night Live sketch. Saturday Night Live is just fucking lame anymore. I'm just waiting for somebody to pop up and go, live from New York!
Speaker: I fucking knew it. Yeah. All right. Let's be honest. Saturday Night Live is kind of lost its, lost its edge, if you will. Or worse or better yet. One of these days I'm just waiting for Aston Kushner to grab every camera in the world and be like, you've been punked. I knew it. That was the longest punk ever. That's commitment, sir.
Speaker: And that's where you get to see the first, the first sighting of future president because I do a run in WWE style and kick Ashton Kutcher's ass for punk. You know what, I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't like asking kosher. I liked the, you, you and I watched the ranch.
Speaker: I loved the way that was great, but Ashton Cusher, I don't, and I get it. He's a, he's a farm boy, but he can't play a farm boy to save his life. Yeah. No, he, he, he's, he tries to portray this. You know, I love what he does behind the scenes and I'll, you know, and what he does for trafficking and kids and stuff like that. I mean, but.
Speaker: You know, he, he has this like lovable guy character and everything he does. And I just want to take you on a date. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why. It's just, you feel about Ashton Kushner, the same way I feel about the dude from Top Gun Maverick. You want to punch him in the face. Why a teller? Yeah. I don't like that guy. I don't know why. I don't know why. I just want to punch him in the face. Hasn't even done a whole lot. Hasn't.
Speaker: who teller miles teller yeah he was in a bunch he's been a bunch of shit he played he played uh he was in the fantastic four movie he was in the uh divergent he was in the offer what the fuck is the offer it's the uh true story about how the godfather movie was made oh wow i still haven't seen it every time somebody brings it up i haven't seen it because i saw the godfather that's all i needed to see
Speaker: Why do people not think I know these things? I don't know. Free agency. NFL free agency. It's on day three. They're like, everybody I know is like, send it like, like I'm the first person to report it. And Glick doesn't know the notifications from like six different sporting apps. I probably have it before they even have it at this point. So Glick, what do you think about, uh, the Browns not going for Joe Flacco? Joe Flacco just signed the one year contract to the Colts.
Speaker: Really? Did he really? The Vikings got rid of Kirk Cousins. Yeah, no one cares. Sam Darnold. I don't understand. We have a good quarterback, and I'm just going to shit all over of it. And now you have Sam Darnold. Congratulations. When was Kirk Darnold's quarterback?
Speaker: He's he's going he's got literally just done what he did to Minnesota to Atlanta What do you do it with Minnesota other than look good and try to win games? It's not his fault that the entire Team is you can't you can't put players in the system if you're taking all the money Sure, you can no you can Yeah, I Could I can literally
Speaker: I mean, if you run in a team, you can put anybody on the field. You want the number one defense in the league. And then we have fucking Deshaun Watson playing six games a season, making more money than God. No. How much money does God make, Chris? Not as much as the Watson. Deshaun Watson can literally go get hand jobs. And yet that motherfucker still gets a good fucking.
Speaker: deal. If you're making the Sean Watson money and you're not getting hand jobs, then you got problems. Facts on facts, but to do it consensual. Well, I mean, he did do it. He just had a bunch of Instagram whores and they're like, Oh, I made money. And now I'm going to make more money and I'm going to get more famous because I'm going to go say that it's like, I don't believe you.
Speaker: And it was like, his lawyers was like, Hey, Hey, um, Hey, you were down for it. Now, all of a sudden. Exactly. And, and that's, we, we've talked about that before. That's the problem with the world today. I have a question for you gentlemen. He's got, this is his last season and approve himself. And if he doesn't, I'm done. I'm already approved himself and fucking how many years they he's been there.
Speaker: been there for two and he's only played six games each season. However, in those six games that he's played, he's thrown forever a thousand yards. We've sold forever 2000 yards, but thousand yards and six games apiece and anywhere from seven to eight touchdowns in those six games each season. And he has started like
Speaker: six interceptions. So it's like three interceptions, not. So it's like, he's playing good. He's just not playing a full season. And we just added, here's the question. Why isn't he playing the full season? I just, it's entered. Well, the first season he was, he was suspended the first 10 games.
Speaker: Last season he got injured in week six and he was out for the rest of the season. That's why we had five starting quarterbacks, Joe Flacco being the man at the end of the season. And we still made the playoffs. But they just added Jerry Judy, which I was excited for. I know a lot of people are like, man, I'm like, the kid's 24. It's not his fault that Denver is ass. Yeah, but he's got to prove himself. We have Jerry Judy, Elijah Moore,
Speaker: and Amari Cooper. Those are wide receivers, one, two and three, not to mention the fact David and Joku that receiving floor between those four gentlemen are going to be disgusting this season. And Nick Chubb's going to be back. And I hate to say it for Atlanta, you know, you may have gotten a good steal, but here's the thing.
Speaker: You got to make sure that he can play all the way through a season. Cause off that Achilles tear, that's why Minnesota didn't want him anymore. And it was smart for Minnesota, not to want him anymore. Well, that's, that's the thing is how he's going to, how he's going to come back from that Achilles tear and whatnot. But however, also in his benefit and in his favor.
Speaker: The NFC South is a goddamn dumpster fire. And as we've seen the last two seasons with the NFC South, you can win the NFC South and make it to the playoffs in the NFC South with a losing record. You could pull what the fucking Giants did that one year where you had like it was what like seven and nine and they still went to the playoffs. That's been the NFC South the last two seasons. I know we're fixing that. No.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: No, I do have a question for you guys. A little bit off sports subject because I don't like that Henry's in the at Baltimore. We have to play him twice a year. However, the last few times that Cleveland has played Mark, Mark Henry, Derek Henry, when he was with the Titans. Absolutely fucking shit on him. Shut him down and not allowed him to do anything. So congratulations, Derek Henry. You're on the Ravens. Yeah. They're solid squad, but
Speaker: Now you're going to get your ass beat by the number one defense in the link twice a year now. So enjoy that. And we didn't lose anybody from our defense. So that same defense is coming back next year. Well, there you go. My question is, is this whole TikTok fan thing? Thoughts? Are you talking about how the states are starting to ban it?
Speaker: Yeah. Well, they're trying to. I don't fucking care. I don't fucking care because Friday night, uh, I think, I think we got a permanent ban on, on the nonsensical nonsense account. I can no longer rely on that. And all I was doing was on there talking about the show, talking about the networks, talking about all the other shows. And, um, uh, I got taken down and it said, uh, sexual, uh, sexual content.
Speaker: What, when I showed your fucking nipple? I was standing in my kitchen after I got done doing Glitch House music. And I was just talking, you know, thanking everybody for listening, like the videos I made. I don't know if you guys just basically the same thing and then talking about everything and all the different shows and whatnot. And all of a sudden, bloop, people were in there. I mean, I had like probably
Speaker: 20 -30 people when they're actually engaging and conversating and asking questions about the show and stuff like that and Then all sudden there we go and I appealed it and like not even five minutes later So there's no way they were able to review my content
Speaker: right they didn't uh that tick tock can literally have scammers on there but yet you talk about a show and you're the one getting canceled on there well that well not only that not only that it's like they're there there's there's literally kids on there showing everything that god gave them and more yeah yet chris is the one and it comes down to
Speaker: anybody can report anybody. Like if Steven gets on there tomorrow, I can report him for sexual misconduct. Oh, and I would. But but just because of Steven, but but you can report him for sexual content. I would report him for drugs and illegal activity.
Speaker: And we get a double whammy on it. Yeah, there you go. But I mean, it's it and that's that's and it's nothing. No, it's nothing but you. It doesn't do. No, yeah. You have you have amassed a following of lurkers that every time you go live, they know it and they're going to like, I'm a fuck this guy up. And it's like, yeah. So because of like five people have no fucking life. Mm hmm.
Speaker: Hunter, to be honest with you, I am missing Mark right now. Fuck you, buddy. No, the whole the whole TikTok fan. Oh, so you're the one that's fucking doing the reporting on me, you fucking asshole. Yeah, that was 100 percent me. Oh, come on. I mean, you know, you come on in. I'm all for it. I mean, to be honest with you. Yeah, because at the end of the day,
Speaker: Very rarely am I even on there anymore, you know, I used to go on there to try to promote the show and stuff like that I might get on there if I'm bored or I'm taking a shit or something and scroll Yeah, I mean, I'm not even watching two seconds of your videos most of the time. It's like these fucking lame -ass motherfuckers man, like maybe I'm just jaded now because you know, we do the show when we do so many shows it's just like I
Speaker: I do have a million followers. You're literally not. You're literally acting like an NPC. Yeah. Yeah. You're acting like an NPC. You're, you're, you're, you're, you know, you're talking about your, your only fans or you're one of those losers that's live or something. You're holding a sign. I'm not going to talk until my type comes in. I'm not going to talk until somebody tells me it makes me laugh. You're going to make sure you send all the gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, like, or when you're scrolling videos, it's just like,
Speaker: really, like, like, God forbid there's actual real content creators out there because they get shit on you mindless one. That's the problem with all social media. Yeah. Well, Instagram, like you literally see, I kid you not, I was scrolling through Instagram the other day and I saw 45 people promoting their OnlyFans in a picture of Nicki.
Speaker: Oh, sorry. Those are my 45 posts. Yeah, I figured as much. I know where you weren't scrolling. That was actually in your DM. Cause I was telling you since your 45 messages, my bad. No, but I, I, I literally, you know, cause it's like, I'm getting people from everywhere on the planet. And because Nikki and I follow each other on, on Instagram, because I follow her on Facebook. She follows me on Facebook the whole thing. I saw a picture of her drinking some drink out of a,
Speaker: Fucking mason jar and I was like, yeah good on you and kept going in the all these people with only fans content. I'm like Why am I on Instagram again? I? Mean if I wanted to watch porn, there's other websites But it I understand I I don't really understand why The US government is going after fuck this motherfucker
Speaker: why they're going after just TikTok. Oh, God. Hey, one of my favorite co -hosts is here. It's not just TikTok. I mean, look at how much Twitter has become a porn site now. Well, Twitter is a great rap with porn. Like Connor said, there's nine billion other avenues for social media. Ask Tony.
Speaker: Maybe you go watch a Tony, a Tony stream or a rich stream or, or even like Chad or something like that. I mean, they'll rattle off six or seven different sites, you know, platforms and sites. And I'm not shitting on them before anybody gets their panties in a bunch. I'm just stating.
Speaker: uh, you know that that usually live broadcast on it whether it's like heckle and rumble and and this and that and blah blah blah blah and it's just like jesus christ a lot of tiktok goes away you guys go find another Fucking at the end of the government. I don't think it's government control No, I think it comes down to You know all these all these politicians are going after ticktocks because facebook's not making any money on it truth
Speaker: What is that? Facebook's made enough money to boycott Facebook. I'm there. Let's pick something. Let's pick a new site. Let's pick a new site to go to. Well, a lot of people work on Tumblr. What is that? I have no idea. I've heard about it yesterday. Oh. On TikTok. Funny enough.
Speaker: Cause I remember all the, all the rave was my space and then Facebook came along. So my space, if you watch the social network movie, uh, the guy that plays Mark Zuckerberg even mentions when the, when the twins bring it up to what they want to start, he's like, how's it any different than my space?
Speaker: Can we bring Myspace back? I missed. I think, you know, I'm not only that. We should find Tom. I missed. He's still my best friend. I miss where you can put your top friends in. And only friend. Fuck you. You know, like you have your top top five top five or top six or whatever. And then you really want to fuck somebody. You're like, you're not my top five to work. Yeah. People used to people used to get pissed about that. Like, yeah, man. How come we're not like like
Speaker: tight friends or whatever, the best friends on there or whatever it's called. I'm like, right. I don't know. I've talked to you twice in the past, I don't know, three years. I would have to create six hours so I could put me in my top five. But but it's like Facebook, Facebook has become like the the old dog that nobody wants to play with anymore.
Speaker: And like the only thing I use Facebook for is Facebook marketplace. Yeah. Not really been on my personal Facebook page hardly at all in the last few months. I am always on the nonsensical nonsense page. I just don't really like the people that are on my Facebook page. Let's be honest. Well, and do I really need to hear
Speaker: billy joe susie's fucking life fucking story every time i open up my facebook sure not only could you have a song play on your myspace page but you could have your whole playlist play on your myspace page and no one would get pissed well you could you could have the whole
Speaker: You can have a whole you can have a whole ass background, you know, like, yeah, yeah, you can actually go in and copy and paste code. Yeah. So your your background would be like glittery and play music. I had my my face so pimped out, so to speak, that it would crash your computer because I had so much shit on there. Yeah. Because at the time I owned an Internet cafe and I had nothing better to do. Yeah.
Speaker: You miss it, don't you? You want you want my space back? Yeah. My space. What is my space now? Is that a music spot? Is it? Yeah, it's like a music spot. It's still there. And you could actually, if you remember your credentials and stuff, you can still go log into it. I can't figure that. I can't remember my email password, let alone my fucking myspace password. Jesus. I have like nine fucking emails.
Speaker: There's, there's Myspace. That's what Myspace looks like now. Here, pop it up on the screen. There you go. That's, I got it. Okay. That's what Myspace looks like now. You can like sign up for it, but I think it's like all music now. Yeah. See? Yeah. I was gonna say, Louder Than Life is the rock best in Louisville. Yeah. I'm good. Well, there it was. Yeah. And we're done with Myspace. Fuck you, John.
Speaker: Tom gave up man. Tom gave up. I think so too. I think if Tom would have, he didn't, he didn't want to evolve. He wanted to leave it as is. Well, because he even asked, I think he even said something like, Oh, you know, like, Hey, uh, Facebook's going to come in and you know, we can't be afraid of it and stuff like that. I don't know who needs my emails. Everybody does. I, I gotta have a work email. I have two different work emails. I have,
Speaker: Two different personal emails. I have the email for nonsensical nonsense and I'm sure I have emails that I've forgotten. I have a personal email, the podcast email and a work email.
Speaker: I got a personal email, a personal email, a personal email, and all of them are tied to my. Because all the bitches you'd be talking to on the side. Yeah. Oh, yeah. My whole one woman that I'm talking to. Yeah, you say that. You say that while Alyssa is sitting there. Alyssa, would you leave the room when she's not? Alyssa, leave the room. Let's talk real stuff. Is that what you said Monday night? Oh, OK. Whatever. You're like, hey, hey, can we make this short? Who talks to the bitches through email?
Speaker: Jarvis I mean if Jarvis was single he was like hold on I got all these emails coming in from my brows all these brows be emailing me Oh the yeah my yearbook I remember that yeah
Speaker: That's where I met my wife on my. You're welcome for the time and it's like I remember that you could get the notifications saying when someone messaged you and there would probably be people that hear that ding and all of a sudden they're just like, oh my God, who messaged me? Who messaged me? Like I have an email just for setting up apps like some apps you have to set up emails. You have to use an email because the problem is anytime anything happens on said app,
Speaker: You get a note in your email and you'll look at your, go into your personal email and he got that shit on there. There's like 400 things and you're looking for an email from your mom. Cause he sent you, you know, pictures of her fucking vacation. Nice. Enjoy the boat. Appreciate you saying hi. Nice. Enjoy the boat. Appreciate you. Yeah. Yeah. Signal on the boat because you haven't made it into the ocean yet. No.
Speaker: I mean, he said he's on the ocean. He might be in a pond. Yeah, that's true. It could be a rowboat. It could be on a little fucking rowboat just by himself. Rowboat's like a fucking paddle boat. Yeah. Well, you know, I mean, as fathers, tell me you wouldn't love to have a pond and be like, you know what? I'm going out on the rowboat. Just get away from you fuckers.
Speaker: I mean, it's funny. It's funny. I want to get a little boat for my pool. Just like, like, fuck this. I got some friends that got little kids, you know, like little, I'm talking like four, three and three and two or three and one or something like that. Little kids. And we were just having a conversation. He was like, how, how was your day off today? I was like, dude is fantastic. I was hanging out with my old lady and stuff. He was like, yeah, you know, whenever, uh, whenever I'm not working, I got, I got the kids at home.
Speaker: And, uh, I don't get to hang out with my wife and I was like, dude, they're little right now. What? No, no, no. Here's, here's what he, he's failing to realize they're little right now.
Speaker: Everybody wants to hang out with little kids, like all the grandparents, they want to hang out with little kids, right? The aunt, the uncle, they want to hang out with a little kid. That's when you don't want to hang out with them. Yeah, nobody wants to hang out with them. They don't want to hang out with you. So perfect. I think the cut off right now is like eight or nine because they're like, yeah, I got my own phone and my tablet and my this and I know everything. So it's like, all right, well, getting their fucking kids a phone at eight. These kids are doing it, bro. Yes, we.
Speaker: My kid turns 13 this year and he still doesn't have his own phone. I refuse to get him on. Yeah, he's going to need it. No. How else is he going to figure out what the hub is? Oh, no, trust me. No, he uses my phone and I have certain apps like my Twitter account and stuff like that that I have a passcode on. Just so he doesn't accidentally open it.
Speaker: Because if you've ever joined, open up your Twitter, you will see everything in about 30 seconds. Oh, yeah. I saw this chick the other day. I was like, holy crap, I could see what she had for lunch three days ago. But, you know, I refused to get my kids a phone and I told them the same thing. Like my my son asked me the other day, dad, when I turned 16, will you buy me a car?
Speaker: And I told him the same thing my father told me. Nope. You get a fucking job. You buy your own fucking car. Exactly. I've never. Nobody's ever bought me a fucking car. Nobody's ever bought me a fucking phone. I bought my own. I bought my girls. I bought myself. No, I bought my girls fucking Mickey Amazing as a parent. I was just when I could afford my first fucking car.
Speaker: I bought my, so I didn't want my kids to have to go through what I went through. That's the whole thing. Like I didn't have shit growing up. I didn't have shit growing up. And I didn't have a lot. Neither did I. Because my dad, my dad's favorite words were, what do you think money grows on fucking trees? Yep. And, and you know what? It, making your kids actually like,
Speaker: My kids don't have to go get a job to get a phone. They can fucking cut the grass. They can fucking clean the backyard. There's shit they can do around the house. If they do it for X amount of time, I'll buy them a phone, but they got to earn it. You're not just getting a phone just because you want to fucking phone so you can watch fucking YouTube shorts all fucking day. Glick was Glick was just playing the substitute teacher.
Speaker: Yeah, I was told that did you grade it? Did you grade it all? I mean, yeah, I just graded it out. I was just told the dad that speaking of having kids and being a parent and checking his bring home folder and reminding them that he has to do his math worth book and write his spelling words. And wait, you didn't help him with his math, did you? New math is not like the math we went to fucking high school with Jesus Christ. So I was out with him on math last week. I think it was last week or the week before.
Speaker: They were doing division and they break it down into 47 goddamn steps that make no sense. So I was like, here, watch this. I wrote it out. I said, just do this, do this, bada bing bada boom. I said, actually write it down and get on your fucking calculator and punch it in. And then just write it down. Well, she wants us to show how we break it down. I'm like, yeah, well, that's wrong. That's wrong. They may, there's a website that you can go to the, and kind of, and kind of cheat. It's called purple math .com.
Speaker: Well, I don't mind it's not cheating. It's if you're not cheating, you're not trying to do it. It shows you. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. Like, you know, like maybe the actual multiplication addition to themself. But then you can see how to write it out. I see what you're saying. And I don't understand why they changed math. I don't get that. What the fuck is wrong with you? You got to change math.
Speaker: They they so like division now they've got it broken down. So you do each number individually from hundreds Tens and ones I saw that it's been that way though. It's fun. No, no, no, no They do it like They write it out where you and I would we would do division you'd put a nine the division sign and what it was and then you do that math they write it out were nine and
Speaker: Is divided through this number x amount of times and then you write that down and then you and it becomes this fucking long For something you can Yeah, fuck that shit like if it's three divided by 352 so you what you would do is take three divided by every check this is math through this I'm not doing the math you take three divided by 300 and
Speaker: which you would get 100, whatever. Right. And then you write that down. And then you take 3 divided by 50. And it's not necessarily going to go into 50 exactly. So you'll get like... Leftovers. You know, like... Yeah, of course. 9 times or whatever. As close as you can get to 50, 3 divided by, so like, I don't know, 12 or some shit like that, which is 46. So then you take 50 minus 46, and you get 4,
Speaker: And you write that down in the 10 spot. And then you go, how many times is three going to go into three? Well, zero. So then your answer would be like 340, something like that. Whatever. So they overcomplicate it. It's simple. Just put in your calculator, three divided by 353. And it's going to tell you the answer.
Speaker: Yeah. Now all you gotta do is write it down. So the question then becomes, how did you get the answer? I used the calculator. Yeah. You know what? I use my fucking brain. Teachers would say, you're never going to have a calculator with you all the time. Bitch, you want to bet. We don't have phones. They're on computers. They're everywhere now. I can ask my Google box. Yeah. What's 353 divided by three?
Speaker: You just rounded up to 118. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's like, they make it overly complicated. Like the way we used to do it, even my mom was like, that's not how you do it. It's you do it like this. And then you, the kid takes to the school the way you and I, you did it in school and the teacher's like, this is wrong. I'm like, actually it's got the right number.
Speaker: Like, yeah, but he didn't do it right. Bitch, he got the right number. Don't care about it. I don't care how you got the answer. What's the every time I got it on his fucking fingers for three days. If the answer is right, the answer is right. If I get my taxes wrong, but I still did mine using my fingers to count it, I'm still wrong. Yeah, if I get the wrong answer and I do it your way or if I do it by way, it's still fucking wrong.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, and it's, it's maybe that maybe it's to worry about doing math correctly instead of gender studies or some other bullshit we don't need. When my oldest was, I think she was in sixth or seventh grade, that math teacher said something to me about, you know, helping her do her homework properly. And I said properly, I said, you're not doing it properly.
Speaker: Why are you over -complicating it? And I said, are her answers right? Well, yeah, okay. Again, where's the presidential click? What's the problem? Where's the problem? Not my monkey, not my circuits. I luckily do not have to deal with that because all my kids' teachers speak Spanish. So I'm just like, yeah, I don't speak Spanish.
Speaker: As soon as Jeff shows up, there's just that escort waiting for him.
Speaker: Michelle's school. They won't let me in because the one teacher we were 30 seconds late to the gate and they closed the gate and said they can't come in I kicked the gate down and I said, yeah, she's going in Now I'm not a lot back so for me kindergarten
Speaker: And it was one of those child gates that they put on the door. No, no, no, they have a gate that you could drive a car through. And they if you're not there at seven o 'clock on the dot, they close the gate and your kid can't go to school. Jeff showed up and they had a child. One of the child gates across the door. And he said, Oh, what a kid.
Speaker: You know my weaknesses. Remember this? Fucking wood gate. Remember when we used to play this game here on the show? We actually got yelled at one time because we were setting people's Alexis and series off. So Jeff and I turned it into a game and we would just be on the show and one of us would randomly be like, Alexa, order me 14 black dildos. Yeah.
Speaker: I hope someone has their shit on right now. It's, Steven's looking around and he's like, fuck. No, I don't have an Alexa. I'm poor. Sorry. So I remember when you do that to people with their Xbox connect and you could tell like the Xbox to shut off. Yeah. Well, I don't have a connect dummy. So
Speaker: No, but like you can do that. Like if somebody's got an iPhone, you'd be like, hey, Siri, show me porn. And next thing nobody's like, God damn it. I'd laugh. I'll send my wife. She didn't hear you. Motherfucker, Jeff. She didn't hear you. You're good. We're good. Yeah. I got my headset on. That's the thing. You have an iPhone. Yeah. My wife does too. Yeah. Because she's rich. Did you say my wife got it for me? No.
Speaker: I said my wife got an iPhone. She's got an iPhone. Yeah, 100 percent on that. Listen, I switched. I switched over to iPhone simply because every single Android that I ever had would last me about a year. And then it would just start doing dumb shit. So I'm like, I have the same iPhone for three. I said the same phone for three years.
Speaker: So yeah, that doesn't help. My wife has a brand new iPhone that she bought because she got on that. I want an iPhone. I was like, okay, she bought an iPhone. My phone is faster than hers. Mine's three years old. Yeah, but I get a lifetime. I get a lifetime upgrade as long as I have an iPhone. When they come out with the next iPhone, I'll get a new one.
Speaker: so does she but but once again chris has got that badass samsung that'll leave your iphone in the dust what the thing that folds in half no god look at this voice i don't know if you can see it it's a galaxy the galaxy s7 yeah this this this phone doesn't do it it just sits because
Speaker: I got it. I got a brand new phone. I didn't need to trade this in. I can plug this phone in and charge it and it'll still work. And I was actually using it for the longest time when we first started the show because this is what I was playing music and stuff off of. And actually my daughter's iPhone took a shit on her and I had to plug this in and put her SIM card into it or a SIM card into it. And she used it for about three weeks. It's not going strong. So, uh,
Speaker: You're playing with your iPhone in the toilets. She's watching porn at work. That'll do it. What's going on, Emma? Yeah, yeah. No, we made the switch because the kid, my kid was already on Apple and I was like, what is so great about it? And she was like that. Watch this. Let me show you a couple of things.
Speaker: And I was like, yeah, I'm probably never going to figure it out. She said, so try it for a year. If you don't like it, you can go back to Samsung. And I was like, all right, fuck it. We're going to try it. So we tried it. This is two years now. And Brian, Brian, Brian, you suck dick. You try it for a year. Come on over. Maybe you might like it.
Speaker: You know, the other the other great thing about this thing is the fact that so I used to sleep with the phone up on my phone, my fucking because it was applying. It was my alarm. Right. So my alarm would go off. Right. So my Samsung would sit up here one morning. I woke up, knocked it onto the floor. Well, dude, my floor is only carpet. Right. What do you think I woke up to? Fucking shattered fucking screen.
Speaker: Bullshit. I have concrete tile floors. I've dropped my phone from the first floor. That's going to happen with any phone. Not this one. I literally dropped my phone off the fucking first floor. Do you have protective glass on it? No, I have nothing on it. No, no, I'm talking to Brian.
Speaker: Yeah. Do you have protective glass on your phone? OK, that's going to make a difference. I had it on all of them. Like, fuck, if if I didn't have protective glass on this, I could have thrown it against the wall and it was it was porn. Steven, it was porn that was on. Oh, I know it is because Marcus is sending all these stupid links and I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? What is that?
Speaker: We get that mark still wants to hit up some of the chicks from you know, the Wizard of Oz back in the day we get it Hey fuck rag, you know, they're all dead, right? Oh fuck. Really? I guess they are. Yeah, I guess the last one the last one died a couple years ago
Speaker: It's still strong, that's still strong. That movie's almost 100 years old. Oh, that ain't the worst he's called me. Listen to him when he's talking about me. I'm fucking Xbox, bitch. I'll call it more. Steven, we forgot you were there. You don't play the same game as us, so. OK, because I don't play one single fucking game. Everyone else plays. Oh, boy.
Speaker: Sorry, I got like I got like 200 other games that I can be playing. Yeah. Well, Glick's been trying to get you to play Madden and you just won't play. I'm playing Madden. I play Madden 24. He's never sent me an invite. I did bring that up a few times Sunday. I did bring that up. But you see, he changed the subject real quick. Yeah. But I think what it boils down to with the phones is because my daughter has an iPhone. She's the only one in the house that has an iPhone. I have an iPhone for work. I fucking hate the goddamn thing.
Speaker: Maybe because it's smarter than me. I don't know. I use it for phone calls and texts. And that's all I do with it at work. My work email is actually on my personal phone because it wouldn't let me. Now, granted, this iPhone that I have is also 45 years old. But the battery died when I look at it. It wouldn't let me log in to my email for work when they like when I first got it, my email worked great. And then they changed over the emails and it wouldn't let me log in. So that's right. On my personal phone. And I'm like,
Speaker: Just fucking bullshit and I'm not and I and I don't have the patience to sit there and dick with fucking Like like if I if I go out and buy me a brand new phone tomorrow not an iPhone I can switch all my shit over in less than an hour
Speaker: If I go buy an iPhone, it'll take me like four hours to switch all my shit. I'm not there yet. And yet we still haven't gotten taken off of any social media yet. Instead. I get with the iPhone to switch over your shit just takes seconds. But I don't I just I. I'm going to break the fucking thing. And to be honest, all I need a phone for is to answer phone calls and at most probably text. That's all I do is watch TikTok on my phone. So then you just need a flip phone.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: I just said try it. I said try it. I'm still trying to fuck Brian in and suck at my dick, but I don't even try it. Just try it. Just try it. Maybe you'll like it. If you don't like it, you switch back. I'm just saying. It's going to be a no for me. Oh, whatever, motherfucker. You're the one asking people how much money it would have taken. So how much, Steven? I already told you. You'll do it for free? I got 20 bucks. I got 20 bucks, Steven. Come on.
Speaker: No, I ain't that desperate yet, but I will make it for a billion. This is five bucks. See, even Mark fucking remembers what I said. And he always right. But he also said that he would do it for free for just one person. There you go. You come. I mean, Elon Musk, Elon Musk wants to offer me a billion dollars to suck his dick out.
Speaker: Yeah, but you said we literally had conversations where we're like, you know, if Ryan Reynolds asks, we're down. Oh, his would be free. His would be free. Yeah. Oh, he's the only one, huh? Why not? I mean, Mark kind of looks like Ryan Reynolds from the back. How do you figure Ryan Reynolds is like what? Six something marks like fucking Oompa Loompa.
Speaker: If I would have both of my eyes out, you're right. Mark does look a lot like Ryan. I didn't even make fun of you, Steven, this time. Oh, whatever, motherfucker. I knew you were going to laugh about it. So fuck you, Mark. At least not yet. I haven't made fun of you. You know you always make fun of me. Early still? Yeah, it's early still.
Speaker: We still have that. We still have that meme, huh? Oh, yeah. Oh, that meme's never going away. What are you working on his next meme about me? A couple of weeks ago or three weeks ago, you did one with the train with nonsensical nonsense. And then you had one that said talking shit right in front of it. Do you still have that one? Possibly.
Speaker: I thought I thought that was funny as fuck. Why? It's not. Speaking of talking shit, I want to take a real quick break, but I want to come back and I want to talk to the guys, Mark and Brian from talking shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Speaker: I can go back though and look and see what it is and remake it. Hold on, Brian. Do you want to retry that one again? I was gonna say Chris might have it. What? That's what I said. No, you didn't. You said stuck in titties the first time. I make so many of them.
Speaker: that I literally will fill up my computer so full that it starts to slow down with my phone. And when I start making stuff to promote the show, the next show, I have to go through because I'll keep them for months at a time and I'll start deleting stuff. I'm like, damn, we don't need this one anymore. Yeah. No, the only the only trained and boss one that I have is lurkers talking shit about nonsensical nonsense. They're the bus and the train coming through. It's just 20 ,000 plus listener. Yeah.
Speaker: Um, however, excuse me. Let me take a real quick break. All right. Let's go take a break. And then I want to, I want to, then I want to talk to the guys cause you know, they, they actually have lives on like us. Well, not so much. I just watched. They're welcome to see you guys are welcome to stay as long as you want. Don't think I'm like, all right, let's get out of here. You're welcome to stay as long as you want, but I want to, you know, get to the point why, cause I did ask Mark and Brian to join us tonight that they were able to, um,
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Speaker: Don't turn the page. We're living in the sunset of a golden age. Watch the street lights as they flicker on. Now it's coming we don't have very long. It's been time and now's the light day. Oh, it's like before.
Speaker: Yeah, I think darlin' has a light face Yeah, I think darlin' has a light face Oh, and hundreds put the windows down The twilight of innocence will move ourself Your mama won't know that we left home Long as we're back before the sun goes down
Speaker: Kiss me, darling, that's the light phase Pull me close before it's too late Free and easy, baby, don't wait Chaos me, darling, that's the light phase
Speaker: The stars in the night sky are burning out Hold me close now just one last time I'll wait for you there on the other side Kiss me darling as the light fades Hold me close before it's too late
Speaker: Darling never like this
Speaker: I liked it. I do too. So do I. It was nice. Finally a song. I don't have to worry about how Matt's doing.
Speaker: That's the first my first thought was well at least we know Matt's okay Those are guys blacktop mojo lead singer Matt he actually has a solo album I don't know if it's out of his getting ready to come out It made us question if he was all right some of his solos
Speaker: It was almost like going through something. Jesus. You just got a brand new baby and beautiful woman and everything. Okay, buddy. You know, that was blacktop Mojo with their new song as the light fades from their brand new album coming out here real soon, pollen. So check it out. Check out the new album. If you get a chance and go show the guys some love, let them know we sent you. They've been down with us since day one.
Speaker: Yeah. So, you know, not only am I a huge fan of the band, but, you know, they're super cool guys and they've always been good to us. So we try to return the favor back to them. I'm sorry. What was I need to learn to, you know, read your text to me? What did I do? Did I, did I, did I. Oh, listen.
Speaker: It's spell correct. It's autocraft, bro. I got to I got to catch you in one, at least. OK. Yeah, she gets to catch you in one, but all the other times he's fucked up on some. You call him out once and then he's like, well, fuck you. Yeah, he's like, yeah, I was going to fix it. I'm like, were you though? Or were you just going to leave it posted on Facebook? You know, no, I was I. Hey, sometimes.
Speaker: Just leave it posted and don't say anything until you guys are on the show live and then wait for everybody in the chat or everybody in the comments to go, you know, Jeff. It's a real dick move, but it seems to work.
Speaker: No, no, I try to catch it. If I read something, if Mark's getting ready to post something and you post it, I'll be like, hey, you might want to go back and fix the word there because it's T -H -E -I -R, not T -H -E -R -E. You know what I mean? Those kind of fixes.
Speaker: Or, Hey, you kind of misspelled this word, or did you really mean to say this word? There's been a couple of times I'll go back and I'm like, okay, I'll put it out there. And then I'm like, Hey, he'll send me something. Go reread that. I reread it. I said, Oh, fuck. I'm like, yeah, I, I, I'm changing it. I, you know, I think, I think we're, I think we're all guilty of that. I think what the problem is is sometimes our brains think faster than we can type.
Speaker: Oh, I'll do that when I'm putting in a show title, because usually I'm like kind of rushing or be in the description. They'd be like nonsensical nonsense. I like tonight. This is insanity. I'll put like this insanity, which actually works, but you know, it doesn't roll off the tongue as easy. Yeah. Um, or, or something like that. But my brain's moving faster than I can type, but then I don't proofread anything.
Speaker: But yeah, that's my biggest problem. I don't proofread. And Brian catches me on a lot of it. And even when I do it under AI, AI fucks up a lot too. And I've proven that one to Brian. I trust the bot. You know what works best for proofreading is Grammarly. I use it. I mean, I type for a living, which is kind of funny considering I can't spell my own name. But Grammarly catches everything.
Speaker: Which is funny that he uses that to just brewery to everything, but he has literally been told how to spell stuff. We've put it on the screen. We put it in the chat. We've sent him text messages and he still fucks it up. Well, you know, words that are hard. Yeah, exactly. Words are. Do you want to finish your intro? Speaking of words being hard. Welcome back to not physical dances, everybody. Hopefully you guys enjoy the show so far. If you got already, go ahead and check out them social medias. Give us a follow. We are everywhere. Not to mention we do the show live.
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Speaker: fill in host extraordinaire, lost puppy, little special needs brother that we're stuck with, whatever you want to call him. He's here all the time with us and we enjoy his company. As he goes and finds a short rope and a wobbly stew. Well, you guys say he was the red -headed stepchild, so. He really was. That's a little on the nose.
Speaker: That's a real, that's a real, you know, let me explain why it's funny. Oh, hold on. My wife's here. We've also got the one and only co -host with the most is most. My very own call me Willy Wonka, my very own Oompa Loompa, AKA Jeff. You said you wanted a midget, so you got one. I'm just saying. Yeah, I got two. What do you mean you only got one? I'm taller than him, so fuck you.
Speaker: And we don't know this. We haven't had you guys back to back yet. Mark, how tall are you? 5 '4". I'm 5 '3", so technically you're tall. See, just by an inch. I'm still probably not. And as Chris knows, an inch is all that matters.
Speaker: And speaking of wishing I only had one more inch, you can call me the champ, you can call me El Presidente, or you can just call me Glick, it don't matter. We've also got the boys from talking shit in here with us, Mark and Brian, Florida's own, Florida's own, some other old personal Florida men in the building. They're here for a purpose. I did want to bring them in tonight because tomorrow night, got tomorrow night, my days are all fucked up.
Speaker: Thursday night, 8 o 'clock this morning and I had an appointment. I left work yesterday, had to drive all the way to PA, had an appointment first thing this morning, NPA. Got done there and drove home, got home, literally took my stuff out of the car, had to go get my kids from school, dropped off one kid from school, took my son to get a haircut because he was looking like Goku.
Speaker: which is not a good look for for a 10 year old white kid. Call me. Yeah. Yeah. And then I got to go home. I sat down. I ate dinner. I think I got to play two rounds of Call of Duty and then it was so I'm just like everywhere. My head is everywhere. So but I invited Mark and Brian on from Talking Ship because tomorrow night on their show at 8 p .m. over on their channels talking shit.
Speaker: about shttt they're going to venture into the fun and exciting weird world of let's drop our link in the comments and see what happens i might actually have to watch i'm just saying you can i don't click the link of your if you're man enough oh yeah i'm not they'll just give me a fake like here's the here's the problem i don't
Speaker: I don't even watch the Monday show. He doesn't have a talent. The only time I watch this show is when I'm on it. I make time to watch his show and support his show. Nobody asked you to.
Speaker: I've watched the Monday show a couple of times. Not very long because, you know, Steven gets corny. No. Yeah. That's the problem. It's Steven. That's the problem. I don't want the Monday show. But, uh, well, everyone, that's my fucking cue. The only show I've not watched yet is the, uh, the Friday show. That's the only one. And I've watched your show, Jeff, and it helped me speak very well.
Speaker: Yeah, we talk business. It's a business. Yeah, but it's it's not bad. It's you know, you just said it's infancy. Let's be honest. Yeah. It'll get better. That's trying. Calm down, Mark.
Speaker: No, the thing is, I've been on this show since the beginning. Sam has never done a show before. Vera has literally, she's just now getting over an illness. We didn't do it Tuesday because Sam is actually flying out to LA, go to a conference, and Vera was traveling. So I was like, yeah, I'm not doing a show by myself because it's a two -person show.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, you could go on and talk to yourself. I could. I could. But the subject matter that I prepared for, it's a two person show. It's a it's a Q &A show, really. Yeah. And he doesn't know what he's doing. Well, that too. But.
Speaker: No, Mark. Yeah, Mark's been in the Monday. So so Monday, like this past Monday, anyways, we'll get to that in a minute. I have to get these horses back on track. So so the guys are guys are going to know I did have to I did have to I did have to threaten them both because they did want to they did want to I got you covered, Brian. OK, I got it. Stop it. Let me fucking talk.
Speaker: Let me fucking talk, all right? I got things. See, the actual truth. There's an order of chaos that has to happen. Like the quality actual host. We've got this on lockdown, Mark. I got your Facebook message and I got the video portion taken care of, see? No.
Speaker: forget i have to draw these guys pictures i gotta get my crowns i can feel the fucking viewers just immediately go click off so i had to you can click off you can jerk off you can rub off you or whatever you want you can wank whatever you can cry and wank
Speaker: I did have a joke. However, I did have to threaten the guys because I'm not mentioning any names. We'll just say his name rhymes with frying was like, we'll call it talking shit. Open door something. Yeah, let's hear a single. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I started I started with I started with I want to call it the hot link and then all I could see him was like hot dogs and I was like, well, that ain't gonna fucking work.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't think I get the connection, but I, I wouldn't have made that connection. Right. But then, but then I was like, link, I mean, like, come on, you really want to call it link? And he's like, well, we'll come up with a different name, but you know, instead I started calling it the open mic night or open mic. And then I just started, uh, instead of using the word challenge. Since I know click would get his panties in a wad, I decided to come up with the word there.
Speaker: We're gonna say it we dare you that's gonna be the whole slogan of it we dare you Yeah, I like that. We may get one person You're gonna get you're gonna get a couple of people showing their dicks. I guarantee it Well, no Well, I mean Stephen think I'm kidding because how many we had on here. I
Speaker: Yeah, but they don't have the same haters we have. And it's, it's become very personal late as of late because they're using our friends and trying to be, you know, but anyways, so, so the guy, you know, pork and brine, they're going to, they're going to dive into that world of
Speaker: And let's be honest, it's a huge risk. I mean, you don't know if anybody's going to show up. So, so you still want to, you know, like when we do it on Saturdays, we still plan on being our normal, ridiculous selves. You guys are in that interview game. So you guys are kind of like a fish out of water right now. Cause you don't technically have an interview set up. No, we actually have done this a couple of times.
Speaker: Um, each time has been different. Anybody. Right. The first time was not something very good. I mean, that was really bad. It was bad. It was real bad. Even how bad it was. I mean, he, we, he was there, um, watching it. I think that day and we had a girl, the girl just came in and she was kind of like this. She was like, Oh, that's so worse when you got a forced conversation out of people. Oh, you couldn't even get a conversation out of her.
Speaker: Remember the guy that kept calling in and you guys were like we've already talked to you get off their fucking show Yeah, we try to call in but that one didn't work out as good as we thought would I mean eventually we'd like to keep we'd like to do that more and that's where You know the link would come in at you got to get the system down pat, right? Well, that's that's something that I'm working on still and it's been almost a year, but I'm still working on it Never gonna happen. Yeah
Speaker: Well, but I had I've had Steven. We've told Steven he was in the comments. There's a few times we told him get in here, you know, because we need someone to save us. Yeah. When the train's going off the way, if you're asking Steven to save you, God, you're that was bad. That's how bad it was. Yeah, but we needed somebody that would actually have a conversation with us. So, you know, and Steven will do that at least.
Speaker: Well, yeah, and he'll give you an entertainment. He'll give you entertainment out of it too sometimes. I don't know if you want to call it that. No, but like the hardest part about doing those shows, especially with the way you guys do it, you guys usually do an interview show and I get that. We literally, we guesstimate that nobody's going to show anyways. At least we did when we started.
Speaker: We were like, we might get one or two, but we're still going to do a same show. So my question is, do you guys have something prepared for when nobody shows?
Speaker: No, we make we're going to look at we're just going to look at each other and talk about fucking I don't know. I mean, he's not doing anything. Let's get him up there. I have their backup plan. Let's be honest. You guys are really fucked. Actually, in the bottom of the barrel. But actually, Jarvis Glick, there was another reason why I was hoping that you guys were on here anyways. What's that?
Speaker: There was another reason why I was glad that you invited us on today too. Sure. That was to promote Monday's show. More exposure.
Speaker: Yeah, well, for exposure that we we we we all got it and that myself personally, I was going to plan on doing that some this week. Like I said, the beginning of this week has been a little crazy. I mean, it's already Wednesday. I was going to put something together and post on social media. But no, but Thursday night I encourage you guys, anybody who listens to us or any of our any of our. Many followers, it's you know, Connor, Brian, Tony,
Speaker: Well, first, you don't have to even ask Tony. You just got to send you just got to show Tony a goddamn link and he'll be there. He doesn't even have to know what the link is. But I encourage you guys to come even if you're in the chat, come and be coming tomorrow night at talking or on talking shit. They're super easy to find. Our social media is talking shit. S H T T T. Come and be a part of the show. Be in the chatters box. Why? You know, if you can come in and hang out with the guys. Absolutely. I encourage everybody to come in and
Speaker: and help them. You know, it's a fun thing to do to drop that link and because you never know what's going to happen. And I don't want it to happen where you seriously hope you guys get Hodor. Well, God, that would be seriously hope we get boobs.
Speaker: Yeah, you won't. You'll get a lot of dick. You won't get any. Would that be? No, no, no, no, no. We get honored to do it because he's got a great set. Let me. I just got great boobies. I understand. I know everybody coming. Encourage you guys. Come and support the guys. You should already be there supporting the guys anyways, as it is. But like I said, I'm going to pop up. I'm fully planning on popping in tomorrow night and hanging out with you guys. I think that's the biggest thing is when you do do the
Speaker: Just be prepared to talk about whatever that way just in case you get there. Yeah, literally on the first like what we do here is is we all have something we see throughout the week that we want to bring up. Now if we get to it or not. It's in the background. That's my main suggestion is you know, don't talk to each other till tomorrow on the show.
Speaker: Uh, like, because you don't want to be talked out and be like, Hey, did you see that thing the other day? Oh, am I supposed to talk to you, Steve? Steven? Oh my God. Yeah. Sorry about that. Talk to your wife. Why not? It's time. I do that at bedtime. I talked to her for a few minutes.
Speaker: speaking of the show tomorrow. One second. Come take the deer. Yeah, I like it. I like it. I don't like it because I'm scared. So when you said it out like.
Speaker: You need to write it out like dare to keep kids off drugs, but make it different than dare. I actually thought about that idea. I thought dare stood for drugs are really excellent. That's what I thought. No, no, no, it does stand for. It does. It is an acronym for something. I just that doesn't sound against the records against something about it. I got to look it up.
Speaker: drugs, drugs against or drugs are bad. OK, drugs are bad. I think I nailed it right on the head. Drugs are really exciting. Drugs are really exciting. I like drugs and drugs. Hold on. He can't read. Can he? Something educational. He can't. Drug abuse resistance education. That's what drugs are really educational. No, I used to have one of those charts and I did, too.
Speaker: We all did. Let's be honest. I wore it ironically. Yeah. I mean, because I'm such a druggie, you know. Yeah. I think he gave it to... No, that was one of his kids. He wore it for the longest time. He'd wear it. And I'd laugh at him every time. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, yeah. I'm over here like, drugs are really exciting. Yeah, like I smoked weed twice in my life. You had a gummy. You had a gummy and you smoked weed twice. You're such a rebel. I never got into drugs. Well, they got into you though.
Speaker: Okay. Well, yeah, I mean, he's got a point. I was trying to let the awkward silence fill the room. Listen, I'm going to tell you, it's like this back in my day. No, no, we ain't going to do that. You're from Florida. Everybody's on meth. We get it. I've never smoked meth. I've never smoked meth. I wouldn't know what meth was if I seen it in front of me. The only thing I know about meth is what I learned on Breaking Bad.
Speaker: I don't uh. I don't snort cocaine but I do like the way it smells. Hey, you like your salt made on your steak? Your meth and. Broke punch and hooker. On your steak is your throat punch and hookers. I'm just saying that's the best way. That's what we used to do on Thursday night. Roll Tide, Ohio.
Speaker: That's what I still do. I, what do you think I'm going to be? They said, we dare you to come on and show us your talents. It happens to be Thursday night. I hope you boys are ready to show up on this. I want to see. Hey Steven, you didn't have to change that. Everybody already knew. Oh, no. Anybody else read it?
Speaker: Steven, you need to change it to as useful as a toothpick at a meth convention. Yeah, it still has to be here. Let's go. Steven, you know we love you. That's because we feel bad for you. You know who I want to show up on our podcast tomorrow night?
Speaker: Somebody, you know, and I know she won't fuck you, Brian, because I want her to call Brian a certain name just on the podcast now. Well, I will make it happen. I will. I will make it happen. Thank you, everyone. Go over to like his channel, whatever. Put the link in the description, Glick, and let's get over to talking shit tomorrow night and call Brian his name. You know.
Speaker: First first and foremost I got I really understand, you know the problem with that word when it comes to Brian That was my mom's trigger. Like if she if somebody said that word somebody That she was in the vicinity and heard it or somebody called her that She was like a goddamn stick of dynamite. I've seen her fight grown in this man, you know Just for dropping the C word. I used to never use that word. I
Speaker: Until I started playing Friday the 13th and we would play with people overseas in Britain and stuff like that. And that was their favorite word instead of saying they said that. And I'm like, Oh my God. So Mark, have you seen the boys?
Speaker: Yes, oh, yeah, you will start you you watch the boys season one. You'll start using cunts all day. Watch that. But it's really good. You better watch it. It's really good. It's a force come out in July. I know I can wait July. I thought it was June and maybe it is. OK, you know, have you seen have you seen Generation V? No, I am not. No, not yet. That one is fantastic. Is it good?
Speaker: So Generation V is the, the teenage version of those. Yes. Kind of like the TV show, but it is, it is an adult show. Uh, what is John Cena show coming back? Uh, I don't know. I need 20, 20, 25. It'll be out. Well, he just, he just finished that. Like I just watched the snips, the Nikki movie.
Speaker: that one i told brian the other night to watch it it was okay it's cute it's not the best part is what happens with with um fucking what's his name no no when when uh
Speaker: Oh, Zac Efron. Oh, comes up and he tries to stop the dude. He's like, Hey, not everybody in the movie. How about you shut the fuck up? Dude, I see the video. It's one part. It's one part is like already easy. Is that how you thought it would go? Yeah. I haven't I haven't seen anything about the movie other than the premise, the premise and then like a little snippet of a trailer. So Jeff, shut the fuck up. You like to spoil things.
Speaker: It's funny, but it's like John Cena in that role. It's all in the beginning. Chris, Chris turned me on to vacation friends. Yes. Fucking yes. The second one, not so much. I have not watched the second one. I've not watched the second one is is comparatively speaking is dog shit. Yeah, I haven't seen the second one, but as a wrestling fan, it's it's you know, and watching John Cena throughout his whole career.
Speaker: It's funny to see him. It's so weird and funny to see him play in these roles. Like, no shame. Like, like peacemaker. Oh, my fucking mind and suicide. The chick jumped out the window. Now, when you watch us to make the. Yeah. Yeah. Ricky's the Nicki.
Speaker: Yeah. When you watch that afterwards, we'll talk about it. Uh, it puts John Cena in a different light also because listen, I, listen, boys, I'm just going to tell you this. I'm just going to tell you this much. I feel like Jason Bateman in every episode of Ozark. I can't stand Jason Bateman. I don't know why I don't, I like the line. Did you not catch the line though? Never seen those are.
Speaker: Never watch Ozark. You guys are fucking retarded. I've heard it. I've heard it's good. Oh, please. I don't know. You're going down there, Brian. Yes. Yeah, that's a rock. That's hysterical. I can't say shit about them. Go watch Ozark.
Speaker: I need to. I thought it was going to be one of those funny kind of shows when it first started because I didn't get to see what it was going to be about. I was like, oh, it's a Jason Bateman flick. Let's just let's put it on. It's it's a season. And my wife's like, yeah, let's watch it. Season one. Season one. Episode one. You're fucking hooked, dude. You're. Yes, you'll get hooked. Tim, he's talking about Jason Bateman, not Jason Statham, you fuck.
Speaker: There was a line in that movie that we were just talking about.
Speaker: where he says, I feel like Jason Bateman. Okay. Every scene of Ozark. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We'll see that. That's one of those lines where if you haven't seen Ozark, you're just like, you gotta go watch Ozark. It's fantastic. Me and Glick are the only two. Apparently. And I haven't finished it yet, but it's a great show. Oh my God, dude. I'm sad. I'm sad that it's over.
Speaker: four seasons, right? Yeah, I think that's why I had four or five. I thought it was because everybody was pissed when it ended. Well, the way I will, I will go watch it and then I will get around to it. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I'll get around to it after I watch the other fucking shows. I'm supposed to listen. I was I was told, hey, you got to watch The Office. You got to watch The Office. You got to watch The Office for years, bro. I hated it. I hated the first like three episodes. It got funny for me after it took like three episodes for me to to to reel my. But even then, even then, The Office wasn't that good. It was repetitive. Yes. Yeah. And you only watch it for Dwight getting made fun of by the other guy. That's it.
Speaker: Oh, Charles, you're our delight. Yeah. Tell me beats. Just say beats and Battlestar Galactica. I felt for me like everybody loved it. Everybody. Oh, I can't. I can't stand. I don't like Jerry. I don't find him. I don't. Yeah, it's not funny.
Speaker: the other show that really kind of uh got me hooked on was um oh shit i can't remember what it was called life after death life after death life after death but the other one was parks and recreation parks and rec that's good one parks and rec is hilarious yes and and
Speaker: Well, let's be honest. Chris Pratt. And Ron Swanson. That dude is so funny in that. And then Ron Swanson, you will find yourself going out looking for vegan bacon to throw in the trash. And every time I go into Home Depot and anybody asks me anything, I say the same thing. My wife gets pissed. I know more than you.
Speaker: I haven't watched the whole series yet. And my wife's like, that's not funny. I'm like, if you saw the show, you'd see why it's funny. I love when fucking Chris Pratt falls in the fucking hole. Fred, like episode one. Yeah. Listen, if you're like, whoa, there's a hole there. If you guys watched Eastbound and Down, Steven. Love that show. Then your next show, your next one should be Righteous Gemstones. I haven't seen that either.
Speaker: It's fucking good. Who is it? It's fucking good. Well, I know. I know the main actor from East Down and Down. Yeah. Oh, Danny McBride. Danny McBride. What's the what's the guy's name from? Um, Walton Coggins is in it. Yeah. Walton Coggins is in it from The Shield. I haven't seen The Shield yet. Dude, what's wrong with you? Have you seen have you seen Sons of Anarchy?
Speaker: Yes. Okay. When Walter Goggins shows up as the transvestite, I showed a picture of Glick and he's like, I was like, here's your boy. Cause Chris loves. And I showed him it as, as the transvestite and Chris is like, I might have to watch. And yet if you ever watch justified, he's the bad -ass and justified. Goggins is an amazing actor. He does not get enough play.
Speaker: Justified good, but the new one that they did is trash. It's trash. I started watching. I can't get into it. The new one's trash. I like it.
Speaker: I'm not a fan. I can't get into the new Walker, Texas ranger either. I watched the first few seasons of it. It wasn't that bad, but it was that bad. He's not Chuck Norris. Get off of it. I watched. Yeah. And that was the problem. I was waiting for him to roundhouse kick somebody and he never, you see, there's a prequel for Walker like Walker. It's already over. It's done. Yeah.
Speaker: But no, I like the new season of Justified, but you have to understand that Justified television show is based off of a multiple book series. Yeah. So like the Justified, the original one was one by the same author with the same character, you know, when he was in, when he was in Harlem, which was funny watching that because my ex -wife, her family's from down in that area, like her whole family's from down in that area.
Speaker: Oh, okay. It was like, they're like, what I was talking to one of her uncles one time when that show first come out. And he's like, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's pretty, it's pretty factual. It's kind of scary how back it is. But, um, I like, I like the new one and Walter Goggins and Timothy Oldman already said, and the, and the producer and everything like that said, all we have to do is be given the word and season two is going to be out.
Speaker: They left it off with a clip. I have a problem with, with, with. Timothy, a little fat. He's just sound, he just looks like a douche. Watch your fucking mouth. Oh, I'm giving him mirror because that guy just, he just acts and look like a douche back. I'm not going to fight him because I'll get my ass kicked. But if I was your fucking size, I'd punch him in the. And you know, Glick, there was already a prequel to Walker, Texas ranger. It's called the fucking lone wolf McQuaid. Bet.
Speaker: The only thing good about Lone Wolf was we pulled that Bronco out of the dirt. The only stupid thing that I thought was so ridiculous about that movie was they actually thought David Carradine was on Chuck Norris' level.
Speaker: No, David like the fucking no, you know, in real life, this in real life, I would not fuck with David Carradine.
Speaker: He knew nothing going out. He lost to a belt in a closet. He will choke himself out. Don't worry. You think the champ, I got a belt that he can throw himself out with. Hey, David, look what I got. Wow. And to anyone that hasn't seen Wone Wolf McQuaid, this is how stupid they did this. They literally in the trailer for the movie literally said watch the ultimate showdown between Chuck Norris
Speaker: Oh, you want to? I don't know what it is. Righteous gemstones. How long ago was that trailer done? Seventy eight. Seventy eight. Seventy eight. It's an excellent movie. Yeah, Steven, you were born in the wrong generation. Let's let's look at something in the present and in the here and now. Well, you know, maybe they need to have more people today is going to be better. Fucking martial artists. Service of the year from over six million worldwide.
Speaker: Your whole ministry is set up to serve the gemstones. You should be ashamed of yourself. Well, I eat. Praise be to he. Why does daddy leave me out of everything? Being leaders, that's man's business. I'm more of a man than Kelvin is. Like I argue with you there.
Speaker: Thank you for letting me be born into this world as a gemstone. I grew up in a rural area. What she's trying to say is that she is a poverty person. I grew up in a hard -working middle -class family. We weren't rich, but weren't poor. And we also don't really care. That's kind of a boring, lame, gorgeous story.
Speaker: Dark forces are at work. Evil forces that wish to destroy our family. The Lord has always had a stone's back. There he is. Did I get an amen? Do you think messing with a male Lord is easy pickings? I refuse to be blackmailed. You kind of are. I mean, that's pretty much exactly what this is. If you go down for this, you've got to keep our names out your mouth. She all stopped trying to step to me.
Speaker: Could you just splash me? Do it again. See what I do. You look dumb with them glasses on. Molten wearing them. It's fashion. Good night. Daytime dummy. Maybe Johnny Sue will ride. Maybe this family has become an abomination.
Speaker: You just threw Jesus across the room. No, there was a karate person. No, that wasn't a karate person. That was Jesus. Guys, it's really good. I do like Adam Driver. I think that's cute. He's a cute little actor. He's not amazing. I don't think he can carry something by himself.
Speaker: But he he does like he um, there's a few different ones movies said well that movie he did That game over movie was fucking hilarious. Tim. You're fucking with us now, right? Saying that that's the big lobowski you're you're fucking with me, right? Well, john goodman was in big it was john goodman dude Yeah, yeah, I get that but if you think that's the big lobowski He was in the big lobowski
Speaker: Fucking no fucking shit Sherlock. Maybe that's what he was talking about my guy. Maybe that's why he thought it was that because he's seen him like anybody the other the other ones were not in that movie so Right now to fucking overdose do you need some I was gonna say I can send you some
Speaker: Oh my god. I might need some. Everybody's already volunteering medication. Well, hold on. I get the good shit because I can get it over the counter here.
Speaker: I was going to say, it's not Monday night, Jarvis. Don't think he's been fucking around since they've been bro. All right, boys. Listen, I've got to run. I have not eaten dinner yet, so I'm going to go. Don't worry. I'll get your favorite person tomorrow for your show. Don't worry. You got you. I will. No, no balls. He thinks he's got pole. No balls. Hey, Glick, can you go get that person? Yeah, exactly. So this is where I leave you. Carry on without me, gentlemen.
Speaker: Oh no, they need to give me the pills. It was, it, they would be, they would make them happier for at least 20 minutes. We're going to give him Flintstone vitamins. He'd be the first person on the plate is like, I'm going to take the whole bottle and OD like they're
Speaker: Kids chewable hoodstone vitamins. Calm down, bro. There's actually been people that have taken them that. You can actually OD on vitamin C. Yeah. Yeah. They'll make you sick. Yeah. They'll make you sick as hell. But no, I wouldn't share my I don't share my stuff. You know, the good stuff. I don't have some people. The only the only drugs I have is Advil. I haven't I haven't had my morphine in six months and I still have the pills. Let's go.
Speaker: That's good. That's actually really good, man, because they're still, you still have them in your possession. Yeah. Yeah. Well, nobody wanted to buy. Oh, it's Florida. No, try very hard. No, if it was oxies, they would have sold quick if I really wanted to sell them, but hell no. Lord, I'm sure you'll find somebody to take them off your hands. Yeah. I wouldn't sell them anyways.
Speaker: I allegedly made like 10 grand in Florida selling Tylenol. There was a guy he got, he went to like a music festival, but before he went, he went to the grocery store and picked up a bunch of mushrooms, chopped them up and started handing them out like magic mushrooms and made like 20 grand and everybody acted like they were high. Yep. It's mind over matter part of it. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: And I was like, you know what, I'm not mad at it. Yeah. Well, speaking of, and I know, I know we tried to get to it earlier, but welcome to nonsensical nonsense. And this is where one, one word will send a show into a tailspin. Uh, and Mark was saying he, one of the reasons he wanted to come up here tonight and actually this is kind of a nice segue considering what we're talking about. And.
Speaker: No, Steven, we're not going to give you pills. No, Steven, we don't want you to take a handful of pills. If you do it, do it on the show. I'm just saying. There she is. Ask away, Mark. Speaking of the devil. I mean, I really need somebody to come on the show tomorrow to call Brian a certain name.
Speaker: You got to send the link though the other one of why
Speaker: She knows how a link works in the comments. Yeah, she knows how to come up. She's actually the only person I don't have to physically send a fucking link to so that they know how to come on the show. Everybody else is like, hold up. No, no, no, no. I'm talking about Saturday nights. I'm talking. Oh, please. I never have you send me a link. I'm not talking about you. I'm not fucking K mag. I send you a personal link and I send Mark and Brian personal links all the time. Well, not all the time, but recently.
Speaker: But everybody else like Tony and Brian the other Brian Mexican Brian and and even Connor who has admin rights on our show is still like It's in the comments you had jackasses If O 'Dor can figure out how it works you guys Yeah, he really sets the bar low. I really hope you guys get the O 'Dor on there
Speaker: Jeff wasn't the one offering me pills. It was Brian. That's why you had to leave. No, she was commenting when Chris said nobody wants him to take pills. I was like, speak for yourself. No, actually, I'll actually stick up for Brian one time. Well, I always do. But Brian is not that sensitive. He just, you know, he plays it sometimes, but he's not sensitive. He can take it. He can give it and take it both.
Speaker: Oh yeah, I think he can. We fuck with him a lot out here. Hell, I fuck with you on your guys. Jeff and Brian experience, cause that's going to be a train wreck. Once Mark and I finally get tired of the two of you be like, you know, we could do a much better show without them if we joined forces. And then somehow we get, I don't want the divorce.
Speaker: I would like, I would prefer. I'll give it to you. No, you get, you get a Mexican bra. We get Jarvis, you get Tony D. Oh, I think we're getting better into the deal. Yeah. Are you though? Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Wait a minute. Hey, hey. Hold on. Somebody said his name. Give him a minute. Where's my link? Yeah.
Speaker: Uh, if we get Steven, at least we get his wife with them. So, you know, that's a password. First of all, Mark, fuck you. And second of all, I mean, you got a point. We also get Connor the divorce. Ooh. Yeah. Now we are fine. No, you, you guys gave him Tony D. You got to give him Connor. I mean, we're playing that we're playing on doing another, uh,
Speaker: military show in May, at the end of May, right off the coast near the Memorial Day. And I want to try to get Connor on. Let me try to chase you away. Jeff and Brian are going to have Tony. Mark and I are going to have Jarvis and Connor. Calm down, Deborah.
Speaker: No, yeah, I mean, you know, reach out to him and let him know or I'll let him know as well because we were thinking the same thing. We want to do a vet show and we would love to have Brian on the show when we do our vet show on Monday night. Speaking of the Monday night show this coming Monday, the 18th men caring for men and talking shit are coming together. We're going to do a collab. And I know you mentioned before about potentially having
Speaker: somebody come up with you. Yeah, that's not it's just gonna be me and Brian. Okay, that's cool. At least at least this time when we do it. Yeah. If it works out good, we might do it more often or you know, yeah.
Speaker: Who the hell's a fuckface? Maybe I'm the fuckface, I don't know. But no, this Monday, the 18th, 7 -7 -15 -ish, 7 -7 -15 -ish, we're going to team up with Mark and Brian from Talking Shit, and we're going to do Men Caring for Men, Slice Talking Shit Show, and just kind of, you know, just talk about a little bit of everything, you know,
Speaker: You know, obviously a market as long as you're okay with it. Um, it's something that I've wanted to talk about, uh, but addiction and it's something that I've, I've gone through personally. Um, and I know, I know you fought your, you fought your fight as well. Uh, but that's like one of the things, which could be a round table conversation with the guys. I'll tell you what I'll tell you on Monday, what, and I'll show you before then what actually started me on my drinking path.
Speaker: And we'll just wait until the show. Well, no, I'm going to have a I'm going to I'll show him a picture. I think I've showed you the picture before. I might. You don't show me shit. Well, fine. Unless it's football and talking shit about the Vikings. So I don't even want. I haven't talked shit about the Vikings in a while until the season starts again. Then I'll tell you how shitty your team is. Wait, wait till they're relevant. Well, I mean, come on, they don't really have a quarterback, so.
Speaker: That's what I'm saying. Wait till irrelevant. It's never happened. Yeah. So we're, we're, we're looking forward to that Monday night. I think it'll be a fun round table conversation. Kind of just chit chat about a little bit of everything. And Brian and I are, Brian and I will be an open book. If we don't want to answer the question, we won't. Uh, but other than that, me and Brian have talked it over and it's going to be, we're open to, you know, anything. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, you are. Is that why she keeps watching your show? Pretty much. Max. Let's be honest. I mean, once you get a hit of the champ, you always got to be there. A lot of people are addicted to this handsome devil. I mean, let's be honest. But in reality, they only come back for Jeff and me. Jeff hasn't been able to equip me for 27 years. God, I've tried.
Speaker: You know what, likewise, you're like a terrible case of goddamn herpa -funka syphilis. Every time I think I got to be fired up. No, no, I, you know, and necessarily, you know, I tell the guys every, every Monday, only share what you want to share, only talk about what you want to talk about. You know, if you, if you don't want to, um, if you don't ask common law,
Speaker: If you don't want to, if you don't want to bring it up or if you want to only want to take the conversation so far, then take it. So, I mean, I did it last Monday night. I didn't, I didn't completely open up. I just kind of touched base on, on, on, on some things. And, um, Oh, trust me, we were married and then we were divorced and I put him in a crate and I mailed him to Mexico. This weren't in it because I'm still here, motherfucker. So hello addiction.
Speaker: Porn's a hell of a joke, but no, you know, I I don't want to feel like anybody Yeah, I don't want to make anybody feel weird or bad or because we push them too far. Yeah You you you're you're you're you're the you're the captain of your boat you take that boat as far as you want to and when you when you drop it or when you
Speaker: walk away from the, you know, you don't necessarily walk away from the conversation, but, but in the conversation, you know, sometimes I, you know, like Jarvis, I stepped in, um, Monday night, we were talking about things, but I stepped in because I could tell that Jarvis was getting upset. I did the same thing for Connor. I stepped in cause I could tell that it was getting Connor worked up. Um, you know, I was able to kind of slide in and, and, and.
Speaker: redirect the conversation because I know that, you know, they were, they were getting, Hey, they were getting emotional. They were getting a little bit worked up and I, and I feel like both Connor and, and, and, and Steven were starting to go into a territory that they didn't really want to go into without saying they didn't want to go into it. When I first met Steven out of anybody until now, I see what made you start drinking.
Speaker: I get it. No. Stephen has changed a lot over the years. He went from a very negative person to not as negative. And that's a good thing, though. Well, I did not to cut you off, Mark, but it's because like you told me and like Glix told me and Jeff could probably relate to this. You start to cut out the people that don't give a shit about you. And then what are you still doing here?
Speaker: Sorry, that was right there. It had to be said that was actually really that was like I walked over in the ninth inning Jeffrey. I appreciate that. Yeah, that was too easy. Sorry. Thanks Jeff. You're going to be the first part of my, uh, my night watching, watching him, watching Steven, you know, with his wife or his girlfriend at the time to now.
Speaker: Is a big difference too. His attitude has changed a lot over the years compared to you know I don't give a shit attitude when I first met him and you know, I kept telling him that's not gonna keep flying always The love of a good woman And and let and let's be honest. Alyssa's got to be a fucking saint Oh Alyssa is a saint and i'm not just saying that because either that or she's glutton for punishment but um probably a little good woman will help you change whether you want to or not because you know
Speaker: It took me a while. It's I was like that as well. Back in the day, I was like, fuck, I don't give a shit. Well, I mean, once you have you're with somebody and they're like, I can help this person, whether they need it or not or not. I mean, like subtle ways where it's like you don't even realize it's changing, but you're changing for the better. Right. No, I agree with you. I agree with you, Leggy, on that.
Speaker: To a point, yes, sometimes it isn't enough to walk that person from that. As I like to call it the ledge, but without Alyssa and without me wanting to get help because I was getting help before Alyssa came into the picture and I tried to touch a little bit on that on Monday, but yeah, I I dove into the fucking deep end when I probably shouldn't have. Cause yesterday it it fucked me up. But like I said,
Speaker: I want to be able to look at my past and say, you know what, that shit happened. It's not gonna define me for who I am today. And I want to be in control of my own destiny. I see it so many times with old friends of mine from high school where they're in the fucking bar and they're talking about
Speaker: the glory days and fucking, Oh, I got fucked by so many women in high school. And it's like, I really feel sorry for him. I did too, but it's like you look at them and it's like, you know, you don't want to be that person. That's like, you know, what have you done since? Well, one of the things that I've realized and I realized that younger in my younger days is your past does not dictate your future.
Speaker: And that's something I try to live by. You know, I've made mistakes in my past. One of them is on the show. And I made a mistake. Three years ago, almost, I made a mistake. I was like, Jeff, you want to start a podcast? Yeah. But it's like one of those things where, like, if you look at your past all the time and you're like, ah, that's, you know, there's nothing you can do about it. You can't, you know, unless you're hanging out with fucking Doc,
Speaker: You're not going back to the past. It's not going to happen. It's, you know, you you got to be a man or be an adult and move forward, move past it. And, you know, I'm victim of of I get weirdly depressed out of fucking nowhere. And I'll just. You know, I go to that BOD all the time and and and I'm just like, fuck it, whatever. But
Speaker: One of the things that pulls me out of it is I'm like, what are you doing? Asshole. You can't fix what happened in the past. It happened. Get over it. If you if the shit that happened in your past didn't happen, you would not be where you are now. Good or bad, whatever happened in your past, if everything's good for you now, like like, for instance, if you would something bad that happened in your life, if it didn't happen, you would not be with Alyssa right now. It's a butterfly effect.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but at the same time, yeah, like at the same time with what I talked about on Monday was that with my real father leaving, but then also my mom being very abusive. I'm never going to get that apology from either one of them. So at the time it's like, I'm my mom's in my life. My real father don't give a fuck, which I've come to terms with that long time ago.
Speaker: But like I told that said on Monday, I was like, how can you look at your mom sometimes when she's like, Hey, I love you, Steven. You know, I, I tried to, uh, yeah, that is true. Like, um, is that how can you look at that same person that was putting your head into a fucking wall? My mom and say, Oh yeah, mom, I love you. You know, no bad blood between us, all that shit. And like, that sounds like your mom's trying to evolve as well.
Speaker: The only thing my mom will never do is apologize for what she did. Over the years, yes, I've seen him and his mom get a little bit closer compared to what they were when we first met. Oh, I try. And that's all you can do. My mom was never one that should have had kids of her own.
Speaker: But, um, Oh, poor Steven. Oh, my God. Steven. Yeah. Just throw up in the fucking woods with a fucking woman. Okay. Calm down. Fucking Chewbacca offspring. I grew up in an orphanage. I didn't even get enough food or I didn't have no blankets when I was cold. Please. And I had to be a pickpocket to survive. I loved when you were talking about that. Please, sir. Can I have some more?
Speaker: is what it came down to.
Speaker: I'd love to have heard that one. That was on Saturday. That caught me. That caught me. I was trying not to laugh because Steven was trying to be serious and I read it and I was like, oh, okay. What's the other cool thing about Monday Night Show? Monday Night Show is actually a really good show. We talked about trauma.
Speaker: You know in the different types of trauma and and in all three of us, you know There's there's three to four types of trauma. I'm not gonna go into it I'm not gonna put out but all three of us had three different types of trauma Talking about trauma and stuff like that but also the really cool thing about Monday's show which you know, one of the things I really enjoyed about it was the fact that
Speaker: We showed through laughter and making jokes that is a great way to feel better and a great way to heal because when things would start to get heavy or whatever, one of us would make a joke. And then we spent three, four minutes laughing and joking around and then come back into the serious conversation. We even brought that up on the show. This is a great way of healing. This is how people heal. You have to be able to laugh. You have to be able to joke.
Speaker: to heal and unintentionally, we were exhibiting that and showing that on Monday's show as we talked about our different traumas and different things that we had been through and everything like that. So I'm really loving the Monday night shows.
Speaker: Just one of the reasons why I don't jump on the Monday night show comes down to as Chris said Several episodes back. I fucking grew up and live leave it to Beaverland You know my shirt so together I never I never had problems, you know, I mean that he had money like I Mean outside of Jeff being short. That's his trauma. That's my trauma. Literally. That's it. I
Speaker: And I have learning disability. Well, okay. So I would just literally sit there on Mondays going, yeah, can't relate boys. Sorry. Well, that's a good thing. You're the outsider. You can, you can say, okay, you know, I understand that. Yes. How can we, uh, you know, what can you do to change it? You know, stuff like that. You could always be the outsider looking in to see him. What other people.
Speaker: But having other people on the show instead of just the same ones would also help too. But when you have, when you want to do that, it's all different things. No, and that's all we, you know, Brian comes on the show. I send the link to Brian every Monday. You know, if he can make it, he can make it. It's always in your Twitch, by the way, Brian.
Speaker: You know, but because your email don't work, but you know and I and I always say Multiple times during the show on Monday. We encourage any and all men to come up on the show. I've actually reached out to a And you know at the same time because it is it is a man is a men's mental health show And I love the feedback that we've gotten from the ladies that's awesome the women who listen to the show and
Speaker: the feedback that I've gotten on social media is awesome. Um, there's a young lady out there who has made it her mission to speak on men's rights and men's mental health. I know you talked about, I love her. Um, I've actually reached out to her. I haven't heard anything back yet.
Speaker: But I would love to have her on the show one Monday night You know, I encourage any man that wants to come on the show to let us know And then we'll set up, you know, I'll make sure I get the links to him You know, whatever the case may be set up when they want to come on when they're available what Monday works best for them Because I would love to have other men come on the show but at the end of the day and this is again why Jeff is not on there because Jeff's the type of guy still to this day and
Speaker: him and I, Jeff and I will talk and we'll be as open as fuck to one another. We don't hold anything back, even more mad at each other. If Jeff and I are mad at each other, we've been mad at each other on the show and we've yelled at each other on the show. And then we've gotten off the show and we've yelled at each other some more.
Speaker: Yeah, but we've also talked to real shit when shits on our minds and shits bearing down on us and really kicking our asses. We'll have those three hours. I mean, they're all honestly, those three, four hour phone conversations is what led to the podcast. But Jeff's awesome. He's not going to come on the show on Monday and really open up too much unless I get him to drink on a Monday night. Yes. I get into two or three services. He's going to open up. So, you know, Jeff knows he can come on any Monday. He wants whatever he'd like.
Speaker: But you know Like if we bring you up on the show you got to be willing to talk like you got to be willing to show vulnerability and open it up and You just have Disney quotes pulled up on your I think he does like he amen to that. Oh, yeah, it really does. Oh
Speaker: but uh well you know the the chick you're talking about uh about bringing up i would like that show i definitely want to be a part of because she is amazing however i do want to say this leggy you know the man up thing has had such a negative tone to it for all these years and i started out saying it a few weeks back i want to take it back and i want to make it a positive thing because if you look at the definition of manning up or man up it is to be
Speaker: No, the definition is to be courageous, to be brave and do the things that nobody else will do. So none of us. I'm taking man up back and I'm putting a positive spin on it. What we grew up with and that can go for all four of us here or any other man at a certain age or generation. We were told man up had a negative light on it. I want to take that away and I want to put a positive spin on it because we are manning up. We're, we're putting our stories out there. We're sharing our stories.
Speaker: we're talking about things we're talking not only putting our personal stories out there but just talking about it in general and letting it know look I'm in my 40s Jarvis is in his 30s and Connor's in his 20s that's three different age groups or eight brackets or generations whatever you want to call it and we're all having the conversations we're all having to talk so I don't know why I want to put a positive spin on manning up manning up is toxic as fuck it is what it is unfortunately at the end of the day
Speaker: It goes back a million years with what and we're taught how we, what's ingrained in our DNA. It's just who we are. I'm in that situation right now. I'm literally bottling everything up because I don't, I can't, I can't talk about the things that I'm going through. Every day, Conrad. Every day. Every, but even when I don't talk to his ass for three or four days in a row,
Speaker: every day I wake up and go, god, I want to strangle the **** out of here. Do you have to go, Mark? Yeah, I have to go. Alright, see you later, bro. You brought in trouble. No, something happened. So, I'll. Back in the dog house again. Yeah. Sleep in with my flea covered friend. That's every night. Anyways, but I'll watch tomorrow night, man. I'll see you later, man. I'll see you guys tomorrow night. I'll be in there with you guys. Alright, later.
Speaker: It does have a new meeting nowadays, I guess I am trying to put a you know, I am trying to put a positive spin on it because it has it does have such a negative spin and unfortunately, it's Again, I hate you know, it is what it is, you know, but it takes one person one voice at the end of the day to maybe
Speaker: Spin it around and. Yes, well, I mean, that's that's the problem is I wouldn't call it patriarchy, but I mean. I've literally had coaches be like, you know, you get hit real hard on the football field and your coach is like man up, get the fuck back out there, you know, and then so you know you're playing three downs before you pass out.
Speaker: Well, that's like even when I played sports, it was like if you even went like this, your coach is like, what do I need to take you off the fucking field and replace you? And that's what we were afraid of was being replaced because most of us idiots who are doing it and pretty much killing ourselves from the inside and the outside were pretty much. Luckily, I'm not close to put the camera. Fuck you, Jeff.
Speaker: No, I was reading the shots. But like I was saying, you were always afraid that you're getting replaced. Well, it's not even getting replaced. You don't want to look weak. Yeah. You know, oh, Jesus Christ, this guy was fucking pissed. But it's like the you don't want to look like a tease. Yeah, I know. Like a fucking. Hold on. Wait a second. Getting old. Yeah.
Speaker: stop like asparagus spells like spares stop even though i haven't had asparagus stop yeah is it though i think it's more government and society as a whole charge what i'm saying is like even even my pops you know
Speaker: I remember back when I was 10 years old, we'd be cutting down wood for the wood burning stove because we had a wood burning furnace. And we'd have to, during the summertime and sometimes even during the winter, you know, haul fucking wood back to the fucking wood room and stack that shit up. And it'd get to the point where, you know, you're fucking exhausted and you hear from the back of the tractor, man, the fuck up and get back out there. You know,
Speaker: or don't be a pussy, get, you know, pick that fucking thing up. And, you know, it is what it is, unfortunately. Well, yeah. Thanks, Glick. But like when Glick, Glick asked or Glick and Connor had told me on Monday before, even before the show started, which I already knew kind of what the topic was going to be for Monday.
Speaker: But like even Glick had kind of asked me off just by me and him talking. He's like, are you sure you're going to be capable to talk about some of the things you went through? And I never told them that I appreciated him asking me that question because honestly, if he thought I was just going to be like, Oh yeah, I'm ready to do this. Even by the time Connor had got done with talking about his trauma, I was like,
Speaker: And then I think, uh, Connor says, don't worry, Steven, we're going to get to you next. And it was just like, Oh, fuck. That was me. And I was just like, well, here we go. We can't go. And, but like Glick knew I was ready. I had told Glick before that, you know, there was some shit I wanted to get off my mind and yeah, I could have handled it a little bit better, but.
Speaker: I'm not scared of the word patriarchy. Oh, people can call it whatever they want. That's why people agree more with politics than anything. To me, the whole thing between the man up bullshit and all that is because you had someone back in the olden days say, you are the man. You need to do this, this, and this.
Speaker: And it was probably some fucking high politician at one point in the caveman period during Glick's, you know, not necessarily, not necessarily. I mean, even, even, I mean, look at relationships nowadays. Nowadays you see all these, these people on whatever social media is saying, you know, what do you look for in a, in a significant other 90 % of the time ladies are like, he needs to get this pay for this, this, this, this, this. And the guy is just like, I just want a good person.
Speaker: And that's not all women, but, you know, it's that whole man. Yeah. And I get it. Men have to do it too. But, but you get to the point where it's like, as, as a guy, you're expected to bring X to the table where others, they're just expected to show up. Where, thank God.
Speaker: Like the worst I ever felt in my life was was the year I took off work because my wife was better at the job that we both did than I was because her Spanish obviously is better. So I stayed home and she worked in that that whole time. I was like, yeah, I'm a big piece of shit because I wasn't providing.
Speaker: but I, you know, and, and I, I'm sure Connor kind of feels the same because he can't work because he's on full disability. And there's times where he's like, yeah, Jesus is just kicking my ass. And it's, it's that history says the man's supposed to provide. Well, yeah, I was in two of those relations, three of those relationships.
Speaker: So I just be speaking personally, you know, to what Jeff said, and you asked the question. I mean, I was in three other relationships of my last five. So, and I, I mean, most, most women, it comes down to that, but I'm not sure, you know, I've turned this into a shit on women conversation. Like, no, it's not, it's not, but, but how many, how many women will date a guy that works at McDonald's?
Speaker: versus how many guys will date a chick that works at McDonald's if she's hot or even if she's not, maybe she's the sweetest chick in the world, but she looks like she's gonna buy a truck. If she's a sweetheart, you don't put her in. There's people on both sides of the spectrum. I mean, there's gonna be women that won't date a guy who works at McDonald's. There's gonna be guys who don't wanna date a woman who works at McDonald's. There's gonna be women who don't fucking care as long as he's a good dude. And there's gonna be men who don't fucking care as long as she's a good woman. I mean, at the end of the day, I think that's what,
Speaker: deep down, regardless of the persona or the image or whatever that you portray, I think deep down in all honesty, that's just what you want is a good person. That's going to be a good partner and it's going to, you know, accept you for who you are, flaws at all. Uh, despite of what mask you wear and what persona you want to play on social media at the end of the day. Right. And it's like,
Speaker: and leggy brought up passport bros technically i'm a passport bro but my wife pushes me harder than i push myself much love brother and it's not even a red pill thing it's just it's reality
Speaker: it's it's what we are in society people have to hate one that's why yeah it's got opinion about everything everyone's got an opinion but they don't want to listen to the opinion when you're just stating your own opinion and i know it's gonna get me in trouble i'm i'm waiting for it but
Speaker: It's not about red or blue. I really need to get over these days. I need to break it to you. Yes. I mean, so I was 100 % sure. I think it also was the worst geographically superficial bullshit. It can be different for superficial facts is geographical thing because here nobody gives a shit.
Speaker: In the States, if you don't make six figures, some chicks won't even look at you. Well, we'll talk about looks alone, superficial based off of looks. Nowadays, I think it's kind of an even playing field at the end of the day. Not everybody has the same mindset or anything like that, but you see it more and more in men and women today that they're all superficial and that most of them are worried about looks or money. Yeah.
Speaker: and just because you may not be with a dude because for looks, but you're only with him for money. That's a superficial thing. My life is gorgeous. What the fuck she sees in me. Clearly I'm the hot one in the relationship.
Speaker: Yeah, please. We all know who the real champ is. Not every woman gets to be engaged to the champ. I'm just saying. Not every woman gets to marry the champ. And with my wife, my wife, I could care less with how much money she needs to make. Never cared about that. The one thing about my wife is like, she could literally, she could literally 100 % do way better than me.
Speaker: But it's not about and she says she thinks i'm good looking and I think it does do way better than all of them Yeah But but it's for her it's not about looks it's about Personality it's about you know, can I carry on a conversation? That's not hey, look at this, you know, you know, look at what I did That's what how my wife and I work
Speaker: Well, exactly. And there, you know, it, it, it goes to, I mean, you can honestly, yeah, but at the end of the day is about money. And it's also, there's lots more money with, with most people, one or the other.
Speaker: at the end of the day and and first and foremost I'm a handsome son of a bitch and if you don't fucking agree with me well you know the rule too you know the routine and you know the rules suck my dick and eat my asshole I'm a hell of a catch I'm a good looking man I also got a great personality however you know
Speaker: And I'm not saying that I'm not saying that Nicky's like this, but I have been with others who don't worry. I got the bills. I got rent, all the utilities, whatever, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, this, that and the other thing. And they're there until somebody with more money comes along. And we all made fun of a certain, someone who was cheated on me with a wish version of me at the end of the day, just because he had a little bit more money, not much, but a little.
Speaker: It's not a matter of, oh, it's only superficial if it's based off of looks. That's an asinine thing to say. If it's all about the money or if you're with a guy because he has money, that's superficial. You know, if he can provide the things that you want or need, that's superficial. You know, uh, I, I do have money. Like it's just, I'm not open about my money because it's none of no one's fucking business. What I make.
Speaker: I only recently started making good money. So how do you not know I have money? Let's look at you. You're drinking more light. It's all like champagne of beers. I used to make six figures a year and I never ever even came close to living beyond my means. If you look, you would think that I wouldn't have money. But I mean, that's just how do you know I don't make good money? You actually make really good money.
Speaker: I just don't spin beyond my means. I just don't do, and also I don't brag about the things I do or we do. And you shouldn't have to. At the end of the day, why does it matter who has all the money in the fucking room? That's our biggest problem. Unfortunately, in the day and age that we live in, with the internets and the social medias,
Speaker: It's, it's out there and it's plain as data. See, I've said it before about, you know, we're, we're pedos a problem in the eighties and the seventies. Yeah. But social media wasn't out there. So we didn't know how bad it was. Now you got social media and it's like, Oh my God, every goddamn person in the neighborhoods, a pedo, but they're not. It's just, it's all over the internet. And we know how much or how.
Speaker: how larger scale the problem is. Was there school shootings or mass murders in the nineties? Let's just say the nineties. Yeah. Well, we didn't hear about every single one of them like we are now. So it sounds like, Oh my God. And I'm not saying that they're not horrible because they are. One is too many in my opinion. One is too many. Well, they didn't try and make them out to be celebrities like they are now.
Speaker: we're inundated with them. And it's like, Oh my God, this is fucking crazy. This is this, you know, serial killers or murderers or gang violence or anything like that. It's always been around. It's always been horrible. It's always been bad, but now with social media and everything it's amplified. So he's ads in the brads of the world and acted like Chads and brads. And then you see the, oh, the, the, the women equivalent. And it's like, Oh my fucking God, everybody's like this.
Speaker: Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah. He sensitized to to what is a good person. Like, I truly believe that the three of us are good dudes. We're not. Well, you know what I mean, though? Sure. One thing is you're not you're not with Nikki because she is the best looking woman on the planet or she's got billions of dollars. You're with Nikki for Nikki. That's what I was trying to say without saying right.
Speaker: I don't want to hold myself on blast. I do not. Look at me. A Sasquatch champion. There are women out there that won't talk with you unless you're 6 '4 and have 150K a year. I'm 6 '2. Yeah, but you're not 6 '4 and you don't make 100K so you're out.
Speaker: I might make somewhere in that range. I might make 60 K, but at least I'm not five three. No kidding. But no, my wife isn't superficial. I was saying that. Let's go, Brian. Which one? But at the end of the day, if I would have married some of the women I did date in high school, then they would have only been with me. Oh, fuck. Yeah. What do you bring to the table, Jarvis?
Speaker: nothing evidently because i i i don't make money you know the last thing he said was he if a woman can make country style meatloaf and mashed potatoes i'll buy a ring
Speaker: Then he said, I challenge him to an arm wrestle. I think, I think the percentages, I think the percentage is starting to even out as far as superficial people go. Yeah. In the past, it was, you know, it was, it was more evident where men were more quote unquote superficial. And the ladies who were out there were superficial, weren't put on blast. Right. And I think that's the problem. They weren't put on blast and they weren't out there putting it all over the place where today,
Speaker: They are out there putting it everywhere. They are they are getting put on blast the same as men have been put on blast for years. And now it's like you're taking you're taking a reverse card and you can dish it out. But you can't you can't take it. If it's getting too hot in the kitchen, get the bug out. Not everybody's like that. It doesn't.
Speaker: So you can't, you can't look, you know, you've said it, not everybody's like that. So you can't lump every man into that equation. Just like you can't lump every woman. It's there. Yeah. The thing is, the thing is those chicks that are, that are wanting a hundred K a year and all that stuff. They're the ones that are, you're seeing on social media. You very rarely see the, the, the quote unquote,
Speaker: good woman out there. They are, but they're not, they don't show up on your feed as much as they do every other of the other ones. So I, and I'm not saying they don't exist. I'm sure it's like a 50 50 or something similar, but let's make the meat open mashed taters. This is why nobody likes you.
Speaker: I know several okay well first and foremost in my life I know several personally and again my last five relationships three of them were like that that's more than half do the math five three five three that's personal fucking experience yep that's why if you really want to get a good date on Tinder sit there next to your Lamborghini
Speaker: With a wad of cash and you're you'll get blown up and I know you sit next to your broken down Honda Civic You won't get shit My personal life that'll go on social media and then I don't know them like personal personal Don't get into it that'll go on social media and bash ex -husbands me or ex -husbands ex -boyfriends Whatever say all this crazy shit like they're the only ones to blame meanwhile promoting that hell out of their only friends I
Speaker: not talk because I already said it and you you don't listen you don't listen i'm just glad i'm glad my mom didn't have social media when she divorced my dad what's in the box right and i'm not saying guys don't do it
Speaker: But I don't think any of these three guys would do it. I know I wouldn't. I never gave a fuck at the end of the day, to be honest. I mean, I literally I literally dated a woman and lived with her for like five years because she had money. I had a sugar mama. I'm not going to lie. True statement. Man, I tried.
Speaker: They couldn't get over the sand. She didn't want to live up the woods, could they, Glick? My ex -wife left. I said, you know what? I'm about to find me one of these 80 -year -old single widow. The woman I was dating, she was only 10 years old. The lady that's got a house on the beach. She'd be like, ugh. But at the end of the day, it was just a joke. Hey, Glick, was she the one that wrote the meme that I sent you about the do Wookiees have dicks? That was your mom, actually. It probably was.
Speaker: But but I do read I'll play in both sides of the goddamn fence here I'm saying everybody does it and you're not listening and you want to be like it's I Can't I gotta watch that show again. No can't stand it. Oh, it's such a slick
Speaker: It really wasn't dumb. It was funny as hell. Don't give me your own, but it was such a dumb joke. After about three episodes, I'm out for like a month. I can't get past it. And it just got worse when they tried to save me with Ashton Kutcher. It just was like, nah. No. I mean, I did. But the woman I dated, I didn't.
Speaker: go up to her because she had money. It just so happened to be that she had money. Yeah, let's come back, Jeff. Yeah, well. What is this? Let's come back. What is this fucking news? Breaking fucking news. Breaking news. You get us all riled up and then you take us to bed. I see what you do. I see. She can't handle. She can't handle it. Get out the kitchen. Go to bed. Oh, God.
Speaker: gets us all robbed up. She gets herself all fired up. This is like, all right, I'm going to bed. I'm taking you boys. I'm going home. Take my ball and go home. Right. You like that? You like how I did that? You see a little reach around.
Speaker: I'm trying to change it. Brian, it's not. So now he's bringing up semi -pro football. OK, we get it. Mexican fucking Wookiee man. You're not. You didn't read the conversation. He said, just like me, he dated a woman that was 10 years older than him. And he stayed with her because she had mama money and told. We tell these assholes that everybody listening to with me from a woman don't even start because, you know, I'll be end of all stand on your doorstep.
Speaker: two out of three isn't bad. See what I said two out of three isn't bad. Yeah, that's those two that you get to pick that I said good looks money and an amazing dick game.
Speaker: Two of those things. Oh, okay. Yeah. Because, you know, Wookiees have amazing weight. I'm waiting to figure out what the three is because I don't. I don't believe you do as Meatloaf said to save your face. Fucking feelings. Fucker looks at an amazing. Yeah. Yeah. But then also Meatloaf said I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that. I love you. I love you too.
Speaker: If we're gonna have fucking meatloaf here Nikki before you storm out you need to take her to Subway and So she can order sandwich so they can teach her how to make my sandwich
Speaker: I'm not making you a... See, also, I take her to Subway and I let her order a footlong. I said her at two o 'clock the other day, where was the guy? He said, I took my wife to Subway so I could teach her how to make a sandwich. I take her to Subway and I tell her to order a footlong and then I wish for the day I'd make it a six inch. That way she thinks this is a foot. Yeah, hey. And then I'm like, hey. You call this 10 liter side? Go, those are inches?
Speaker: Yeah, I get that. You know, I would do this same conversation. I don't know if you're talking to me, Jeff, or Jarvis, but I would do the same conversation with you in person or online. You know, I'm not afraid. I don't care. I don't mean any disrespect by it. Alyssa said, Hi, baby. I'm just saying what I do. Fucking coin.
Speaker: And a lot of people in this world, and this relates to every topic of conversation, there's two sides to every fucking coin. And a lot of people in this world only want to see one side of the coin. And I'm a two size guy. But I mean, it also comes down to deal with it.
Speaker: If an ugly woman with billions of dollars, like I'll take care of anything you want. You just live with me. Like we're all in. By the way, Brian, I talked to her about that yesterday when we were driving to PA and she said, fuck you. And thanks for ruining her wedding. And I said, superstitious voodoo, who do bullshit.
Speaker: We're getting married in October and they're going to like it. She's cursed already. They don't have to go to New Orleans for wedding. For those of you guys who don't know, Brian hit me up. I think it was yesterday and he was like, so I just talked to a friend of mine who's in our New Orleans branch and he said that you can't get married in New Orleans in October because you'll be cursed and it's bad luck because apparently October is like
Speaker: the month that they dedicate because Chris is the epitome of good luck. So, so like, that's, that's, that's the month that they dedicate to the dead. And it's all like, you know, respect, which I totally get. I'm totally down for because I'm into the supernatural stuff. I'm into the superstitious stuff. You know, I mean, that that's the world I love and that's the world I live in. And I totally get it. And I totally understand it. However, and then Brian said,
Speaker: I mean if you accidentally fall into an alligator pit we can blame it on the voodoo. Oh please we already know if Glitch doesn't make it back to do an episode. We already know that you'll have the alibi they'll believe it. Trust me. The house next door is empty. I can't wait to watch your murder show episode.
Speaker: it's gonna be fantastic why i'm so you're gonna pick one because murdered murdered by my fiance murdered on my honeymoon and murdered by my husband i can't be on three oh i got a whole year before you you can still be on don't worry nicky you're already on his 13 reasons why videotape love you nicky i don't have show mods what
Speaker: I got mods on this show. We don't got mods the fuck is a mod a fucking twitch I don't even like twitch suck my dick Each break each trip. That's my eggs. Yeah. Yeah
Speaker: That's gonna be what I'm going to trip and hit her with the stone stone or into the Alligator, please. She's gonna hit you with the fucking King Kong Bundy avalanche blast I already said I cannot wait to go down there like y 'all act like I didn't already have an alligator living in my backyard like I have not already put hands on an alligator once in my life and
Speaker: I come out to my back patio and there's a fucking alligator on my privacy fence. Just like that's how I learned that alligators could climb because he's just like, what's up, bro? And I'm like, not today, Satan. And knock him off the fence. Go out there with that frying pan like that old man. Tim has been cancelled. Finally. He got cancelled on Twitch.
Speaker: don't worry so as so as so as glick it's well yeah they're the same thing we are very nimble creatures we're like the ninjas of the forest that's why nobody's ever seen one glick you're like the fuck you're harry henderson you're henderson from harry and the hendersons whatever fucking movie it is i fucking saw there there's chris you've seen the the sasquatch playing the saxophone
Speaker: I remember the song, I saw a video and it reminded me of a song I heard for the longest time and it's Pink by Aerosmith.
Speaker: So I was scrolling through seeing what other people put on it when they used the song Pink. And there's the girlfriend, the Sasquatch girlfriend wearing a pink bikini with the song Pink by Aerosmith. I can almost die. I love both of them. I love both of them.
Speaker: he's usually live in the mornings and he's out in the forest playing saxophone and I watch him live and I don't know why I can't help myself and I follow both of his girlfriend I watched all their videos I watched both of them when they're live and it's just like this is so fantastic you guys ever watch ginger Billy I love that dude
Speaker: Alyssa got me into Ginger Billy and when he created the fucking tank was one of the funniest fucking skits I think he ever did.
Speaker: and then famously taken over and made better by the Jervisci. Well, let's be honest, famously taken over and made better by nonsensical nonsense. And we allow Jervisci. And anyone that wants to know if you want to have the Jervisci on, you do have to pay royalties to the nonsensical nonsense because they did come up with the Jervisci. Sorry. Yeah, we can really use that 50 cents. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, that's all he's worth. Springtime is here. Jesus Christ, Brian. Get the hell out of here with your skydiving bullshit. You're going again?
Speaker: You know, one of these days, someone's going to watch you go skydiving and it's going to be Glick going like, hey, watch this skydiver. He's going to shoot your parachute and then you're going to come flying down and you're going to be knowing what Rocky Mountain High is about. I went to fucking jump school. It's not cool. What? I don't just jump school. No, not you, him. Oh, me. I'm going to shoot a spare show and then and then he's going to know what Rocky Mountain High is all about.
Speaker: I'm waiting for the explanation because I didn't find it shut the fuck up Jeff I'm totally lost
Speaker: I honestly don't get the connection. I'm waiting. We're struggling here. We're, we're, we're drowning and you have the life preservers to save us. You're letting us down. I literally get nonsensical nonsense to myself.
Speaker: And the show went downhill ever since. Jeff knows our passwords, but he'll claim he don't know them so much. I honestly don't. I have them saved, which means it allows me in. My computer knows them. I don't know. If I die, the only time you guys have seen nonsense go nonsense is if Jeff figures out how to create a studio. Oh, I can create a studio. I can create a studio.
Speaker: They had something to do with cores like. I'm sorry, I kind of checked out when the. Are you are your mountainees blue? Jarvis. Me, yeah, you got blue mountainees. I'm sorry, I checked out after the everything got everything got political. I checked out, sorry.
Speaker: It's been, it's been fun. No, anybody. We're like the band. We're going to continue to play until we drop the ice cold. And the band played on. He's just going to watch from his light. Speaking of that, of the band, did you know that their widows actually got a fucking letter in the mail saying that they had to pay for those uniforms? Yeah, I heard that.
Speaker: Yeah, are you serious? They got charged. They like the white shoreline sent them the bill for the uniforms that the guys drowned in that your husband died. And the and the instruments because they didn't know. Yeah. Yeah. That's how boring my life is. Sounds like a story of my fucking life. So the bad could happen. Ready to write. It's going to happen.
Speaker: So no, what were we talking, I'm sorry, but no, what were we talking about when like, he was still in here? I checked out halfway through. Well, that's kind of a dick move. All right.
Speaker: He's like, oh woman's here. I can't be doing I can't be bothered to pay attention like like we moved on for the conversation That was kind of a dick move like I've already told you click how many times I care about politics. I give a fuck all about it We weren't talking about politics. Oh, okay Glick mean president that was Today
Speaker: We're talking about how men should still be in charge. And she agreed. Yeah. She totally agreed. It's a man's world. She totally agreed. Glick's already getting his hate comments on his. Well, you're wandering around aimlessly. Why don't you give me a beer? I'm busy. Since you was up.
Speaker: Brian, I want to punch you in the face. You know what, Jarvis, you're right. I do want to get it. I do want to get a. What the fuck was that? No, because he's talking about skydiving. No, Nikki fucking did something. So we got home today. And when we when we go to PA or whatever, usually Austin stays here and she watches the dog and everything like that.
Speaker: on the internet. Don't get it. Don't don't don't get weird because she knows where my gun is and she knows how to use it, but she's not afraid to use it. So don't get fucking weird. And they'll start acting sideways. But she usually sleeps in our room for whatever reason. She sleeps in our room with the dog while she had this giant. They've all got those stupid. I don't know. What is that thing called? A stuffle, stuffle, squishmallows.
Speaker: her and Nicki are both obsessed with cows. So they've got a million freaking cows. And she's got this giant squishmallow cow. It's like a big stuffed animal. It's super soft. Right. Okay. Yeah. They sell them. They sell them at the one store here where it's like, it's like as seen on TV show, Austin left her cow in the bed. And when we got home, Austin was still in school. So Nicki took it and took a Snapchat and said, I'm holding him hostage. And then she hit her and she hit the cow from Austin and told Austin she had to find it. So,
Speaker: She found Who are you talking to? Oh? Yeah, what are you doing on on your expos? Play a video don't be like her suplexer. Just He's watching YouTube, yeah, it's not playing with my fucking power team Park Lesnar suplex suplex City cash I Can't believe they're actually talking bringing him back
Speaker: I agree with you 100 % Alyssa. I prefer, if I was meant to fly, if I was meant to go where the clouds are, then I would have fucking wings. And the last time I checked, I don't have fucking wings. I'm not fucking playing with it. Bad and Sasquatch couldn't fly anyway because, you know, it's so easy as Sasquatch. If Chris wants to hang out with the clouds, he waits for the fog. He's like, here it is. I'm good. Yeah, the fog. Hello darkness, my old friend.
Speaker: Damn God Jarvis sometimes Sometimes I'm on team Jeff when it comes to you Jeremy she Sometimes I want to fucking walk off a fucking bridge, but you know, hey, I can't say that right now I'll throw you in a van and take you to that bridge. I'm just Let's go Let's go
Speaker: Oh, Jarvis, you know, we love buddy. I'll I'll even say that I wasn't even fucking kidnapped. Well, as the only guy with a beard on this show.
Speaker: OK, we get it. Fucking Sasquatch, man. However, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? Oh, this is going to give you the fucking money and be like, thank you. Yeah. See, that's it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's not a short person crime.
Speaker: when when the cops are like why didn't you try and stop him she's gonna be like oh stop please for the insurance money oh i mean did you not see the life insurance policy i have
Speaker: Oh no, please. There's going to be videotape of Jeff kidnapping me and it's going to be like, Oh, please. No, Jeff. Don't take me. Oh, please don't. Like I'm literally trying to jump in his arms. Don't worry. Don't worry. We'll have a normal day. We'll have her on the show the following Saturday and she'll be like, I can't believe.
Speaker: Everybody I just wiping her with her money. Don't worry everyone Jeff Jeff and Glick are both part of my 13 reasons why video They just won't see it until like five years after my death Little do you know that the reasons one through 13?
Speaker: are not since go nonsense. Brian Tony. He's just gonna say he specifies Florida mark, Florida, Brian, Florida, bro, Mexican Brian.
Speaker: No, every reason is just nonsensical nonsense the whole way through. It's like, why do we need 13 episodes for this? They're episodes. Episode 14. Episode 154. Episode 3. Episode 1. Wait, he was in part a nonsensical nonsense when it first started. All of a sudden, it shows in the comments. No, Dick had the first time he ever came on the show. No.
Speaker: never. Tim, Tim, I hate to say it, but you are right, brother. Yeah. She's going to be at the funeral giving the eulogy with the fucking like I'm so sorry. We're all going to be wiping our tears with money because, you know, we're all in, you know, we're all secretly taking out insurance policies on you.
Speaker: you gotta cut your boys in on uh on the on the windfall i'm just saying and see you guys this is why i'm suicidal welcome to my life
Speaker: Man up, we'll see. Man up. The sad thing though is Alyssa says you posted. There's some dirt in it. You'll be fine. The soon as this, okay Alyssa. Make a laugh. Yeah, you may have an insurance policy on yourself, but you know what? If anything ever happened to you, they're immediately coming after me. Well Jeff, you know what we have to do next.
Speaker: Once Jarvis is gone one of us have to become the beneficiary and then it's a Then we'll really get some fucking sponsor We're sponsored by your insurance company by the way
Speaker: life insurance because when Jeremy she's wife died mysteriously we had nothing to do with it but but we made sure Jeremy she went to jail nice setup Jeff hashtag worth it is she got her foot up there is out of her hand that's her foot oh she always she's like oh i went to work i'm tired
Speaker: I went to work, sat in this chair all day. Meanwhile, I wanted to go to work, but I already did the fucking episode. Not really, it's just entertaining to us and we're having fun. And it's all jokes, like seriously, it's all jokes. It's all it's all satirical, if you will.
Speaker: Yes. Jesus. After watching this show, Alyssa, I need fucking alcohol after watching. That watch us and talk shit about us.
Speaker: They're going to have topics of conversation for the next two weeks, but he's going to be like, Oh my God. You guys seriously see how Glick and Jeff are encouraging Jarvis to kill himself. And then they're going to kidnap and off his wife too. Like these guys are the worst. But see, the lurkers and the fucking haters aren't seeing that Jarvis has been saying this for how many fucking years? Like evidently they haven't listened to my fucking show or me on anyone else's show.
Speaker: Hey Alyssa, welcome to the party. We know we're going to hell. Trust me. We knew we were going to hell long before we met you guys. Like the first, the first - We have reserved seating. I'm pretty sure the first sentence that came out of my mouth when I first came on the show was like, Hey guys, I'm going to go hang myself and fucking wank. Hey, trust me, Jesus wants nothing to do with this show. You're not, you're not going to find help there Alyssa.
Speaker: The only Jesus you need you'll get from this show is my gardener Isn't that Jesus or or by the freak accident that I have long hair and a beard This has got a pair of sandals to just I guess some slides Welcome to nonsense. Well nonsense. I'm your new Jesus Remember in the Bible when they said that he would be reborn
Speaker: Congratulations! Hello! Have you guys gotten to see the new TED TV show? Not yet. I watched like one episode and couldn't stand it. I saw the clip where he's trying to convince the priest that he's Jesus reincarnated. Jarvis looks like Wookie from There's Something About Mary. You guys! Yeah, well...
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: I'll see you guys in hell Don't worry Jarvis don't worry Jarvis the bus will be there in about 30 minutes I'm looking around to make sure that the fucking Reaper isn't behind us the nonsense called nonsense Reaper. Oh He's a good friend of mine
Speaker: don't worry. He'll make an appearance once I kill off all my celebrities. Jesus Christ. Speaking of fucking, we can't kill a celebrity to save our life. When stars are dying, these, these young ass tick tockers are dying. Not, not a hundred year old fucking Jimmy Carter, not fucking great. Jeremy, Ron, Jeremy, you know, not, not a hundred year old Dick Van Dyke. Nobody's fucking dying off of our list. So apparently,
Speaker: We are just seniors of old Hollywood. If you're a celebrity and you don't want to die, reach out to us and we'll just put you on our goddamn list. We're no longer the angels of death. We're the fucking
Speaker: I don't even know reincarnators. Yeah, we're like we're like the fucking angels of life or some shit. I got the whole fucking belt. Like we're going to change the parameters of the game. Like who has the most surviving celebrities at the end of the day? No shit. I got to put a fucking angel and a halo. It's going on three months of the year. We haven't killed off a single celebrity. What the hell are we going to do if nobody dies on our list?
Speaker: Hey, hey, stick to your, um, your Asperger side jokes. All right. They're Kevin Ollie. Stop rubbing one out to nonsensical nonsense. You son of a bitch. We had this conversation when I was there and I caught you in the middle of the night. Do not rub.
Speaker: I mean, hey, Alyssa, you should have known when, uh, God, what's the singer that sang the song? I'm no angel. Yeah. The Pope was actually still alive. Yeah. Which Pope? I mean, fuck, as soon as they're on desk door. Angle of your balls. Angle of your dangle. Touch the tips. Remember that one time when I was in tape, wait, nevermind. Oh God.
Speaker: That's me and Kevin's story. Thank God. He can stay there. Brian's punching the air in the videos he said. He was Obi -Wan and I was Luke. It was like, sweet ass glow in the dark.
Speaker: we should totally have a lightsaber by the way all right well why is your lightsaber smaller than my lightsaber kevin be like uh the family guy star wars episode where fucking herbert the pervert as ob ones lightsaber goes limp and then he sees chris and he's like about damn time just i don't have
Speaker: Kevin, I see the force is not strongly in you. Your saber is limp. I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Well, I think my wife is telling me I shouldn't go on the show anymore. And she probably right.
Speaker: finally what causes you guys to drink nonsensical nonsense we've only been we've only been beating on him for like four months but you did see that's what we want to listen not you
Speaker: No, I'm kidding. We love Jarvis and I'm actually making fun of Kevin right now. Not Jarvis. Oh, oh, sure. Yeah. They love me. And then when I'm dead, they're like, we, we, we loved him so much. They're, they're fucking nervous. When, when, and if you die, an old man and Jeff and I are, are still alive. If we're still alive, when you die, if you die before Jeff and I have natural causes, I promise you,
Speaker: You're not going to get away from us because we will both be going to get Ouija boards. Yeah. Just to be honest. Let's be honest. If we, if, if we die before Connor, I'm taking a shit on his grave. Well, as much as Chris drinks and as much as I smoke, if we outlive the two of you, we're blessed. Let's be honest at the end of the day, let's be honest.
Speaker: Let's be sure we're going to outlive everybody. We're going to be those weird ass old men sitting on a park point bench together doing weird things or at the retirement. And they're going to be like, how in the hell are you to one hundred and twenty five? Well, you know what, five packs a second. And I drank three and a half cases to this day. So and we don't drink. We don't. You're still moving old men. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: We are the dad of Jack Lemmon. We're just the old guy. Just like, chill up, Kevin. Pound of bacon every morning. Pack of cigarettes through half the day. Drink shit tons of beer. We'll just live forever.
Speaker: Oh, shut up, Jeff. Bring the leg back so we can kill him again. We should have Nickelback to go listen to or something. Kevin. We should have Nickelback and go swimming in your clothes. Shouldn't you be doing that or something? Kevin Hawley. I gotta get, I gotta get podcast Kevin Hawley to come on the show. I don't need to stand up Kevin Hawley. I need podcast Kevin Hawley to come on the show because you guys...
Speaker: Well, there's multiple versions of Kevin Hawley. He's like a weird. Yeah. No, I need, I need, I need, I need podcasts. Kevin Hawley on the show, just Kevin, not him pretending to be Gerugurabo, not him being a standup comedy comedian. I need Kevin Hawley to come on the show because you guys will see something fucking amazing.
Speaker: with Kevin when he's in podcast mode. Dude is great when he's not trying to be anybody other than himself. That's my Kevin Hawley. That's my Kevin Hawley that I love. The last Kevin Hawley podcast I saw, it was all conspiracy theories.
Speaker: Fucking Harambe and Kim trails and turning the frogs day. Oh, I love the hell out of you, buddy. No, boys, I got to get going. I got to get to bed. I got to get up early. Well, I got to get going, too. I just realized we were at three hours and finished my beer.
Speaker: Yeah, that sounds like the normal thing you say. I can't tell you something. So don't, don't rush out. Don't rush off just yet. We got to wrap each other up. We haven't gotten out of you in a long time. Jarvis, we are at the show up. I'm going to do an ad read. We're going to play some music. We're almost done. No.
Speaker: I mean, I guess it kind of was a compliment and a slap. Uh, love you, buddy. Love you to death, Kevin. I love you, buddy.
Speaker: I can't remember that guy's name. Info Wars. Info Wars. Yeah, what is his name? Is it Alex? Yeah, Alex Jones. Alex Jones. Oh, Alex Smith was the former San Francisco 49ers quarterback. Never mind. I knew you'd bring it in football. Shut up. Someone was actually going to work on it. Oh, he does. Jarvis double.
Speaker: Well, with this time change, Jesus, it fucks my whole world up. So it was 100 % a compliment. And Kevin and I have had these conversations for years. I love Kevin Hawley. I really do. I love that guy to death. It was an unexpected friendship and it's a friendship that's blossomed. I would do anything for him. And, you know, I think he would do anything for me. And I think I can safely say that, but,
Speaker: He tries a little hard sometimes. And I tell him that, but when he is himself and he's on point and he's spot on, Oh my God, there's nobody that can touch him outside of me. I'm still a way better podcast host than he'll ever be. A million miles away.
Speaker: Second in that seat is Kevin when he's Kevin and he's on point all dude. It's it's it's amazing It's something to it's something that you got a witness and you got to see because it is fun It is fun and it's a wild ride anywho Um do appreciate you guys listen appreciate you guys hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. We were all over the fucking road Glick is president kicking everybody's ass and the and and congress
Speaker: People who use Apple products are assholes. If you don't have a Samsung, fuck you. You know, uh, we, we touched on, uh, we got a, got a little serious with the men's mental health stuff. Patriarchy and anti -patriarchy and nobody's afraid of the patriarchy, but everybody thinks everybody's afraid of the patriarchy and women and men. And then, and then just random, weird fucking conversation. Jarvis, please don't unalive yourself. We don't want that to happen. And if you're going to do it, do it on the shelf.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's the same rule that Jeff has when he has his grabber for me, 17 bid max a day and drinking four liters of Coke an hour and smoking 17 packs of cigarettes. He's only allowed to have a grabber and die on the show. It's only one and a half liters. So you know what? Alyssa, first and foremost, you should wear that asshole badge of honor with pride. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm an asshole. Jeff's an asshole. I was born an asshole. Connor's a huge asshole. We can't make it to the show. Yeah, bitches about Jeff not coming. There's two types of people in the world. People that born assholes and people had to work at becoming an asshole. That's all there is to it. I was born an asshole. I always ask them the same thing. Were you born an asshole or did you have to work at it your whole life? I got the stamp on my ass to prove it.
Speaker: I'll try it. If I don't like it, I won't do it tomorrow. Sometimes you got to jump a little bit at first. It's only if you look back. Well, what if you look back?
Speaker: You look back and smile, then you're gay. Oh, so I can look back and so I look back and angry about it.
Speaker: if I mean mug him yeah yeah yeah mean mugging it's not gay but if you look back we're like yes daddy that's good yeah that's good you're so angry about this there's a lie there's a lie that's the lie don't do it little to the left hey lissa you think the cord on my charging thing for this would work
Speaker: I was always told there's two types of people, folks that masturbate and liars. Agree. This is fact. This is a hundred percent fact. Yeah. There's people that wank and cry. There's people just that cry. There's people that just wank. And then there's CWC cry wank cry. Yeah.
Speaker: where I went crying for words. And there's Sasquatch having a stroke on life. Bigfoot's having a stroke, everyone. It's it's 1030 at night. Who's making toast? Well, that'll be my claim to fame me fucking stroking out on this goddamn show. You know what? That's what's going to happen. You'll have the grabber. I won't.
Speaker: No, I won't have the grabber. I'll I'll have a full on fucking stroke. I'll be right in the middle of saying something. I'll just go. Someone has their lives. And then I come back to the show. It is like this whole side of my body is just like I'm like, oh, I think. Hey, then do. Welcome to.
Speaker: Now I gotta do the fucking intro to fuck Write it down use your left hand Use your right hand because you're left -handed My left side would be just yeah my right side would be perfectly normal I'm like over here like you write like Michael J Fox
Speaker: China right it's like click. I thought your left side stroke down If you stroke and you lose half your body I will literally every time like Chris give me an Adrian
Speaker: Come on, give me this one. There it is, folks. There it is. Now we're canceled. It's about how many times you get back up again. How much time worth it? We weren't canceled before we are now.
Speaker: I've only allowed all the show to do Stallone references. We just keep you in the background, drop down behind the stage, like, wait, wait, wait. I just watched Tulsa King. Chris, what was that line that we bring you up? Okay, now you put him back away. Surprise, surprise. Some people just found out we're going to hell tonight. For those of you who just found out, trust me.
Speaker: It's just, oh, the tagline of this show is we streamed for two hours, 21 minutes. That's the tagline for every show. Yeah. Everything was good when we were talking about being president, but after that, it just went off the rails and downhill. Absolutely. Tim, let me know when you want to come up on a Monday night. For real, for real.
Speaker: Anyways, do your outro. I'm going to go, uh, yeah, let's end this part of the plan show while Steven can wank and pull a David Carradine. Anyways, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Uh, I needed this tonight. You guys have no idea how much I needed this tonight. Um,
Speaker: But it was a fun show. It was entertaining. Thank you. I wish I could say the same thing. I needed this tonight, me, mom, over here going like, hmm, what's what's going to be the weapon? Hey, Jarvis, good thing for Monday Night Men came from in the Men's Mental Health Show. We could talk about it Monday night.
Speaker: I hope I just make it to fucking Saturday. We're going to we're going to talk you back off of that ledge. All right, buddy, we're going to talk you off of that ledge. I might need it. I might need it. No, I need to start therapy sooner. It's going to. No, I'm good, everyone. Don't worry about it. Downhill at 300 downhill at 300 miles an hour. We took that speed marker thing and broke the fucker. Yeah, right.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: take the abuse, but you also, you're not afraid to push back, man. And again, that comes with you getting that confidence and everything that we've talked about, you know, as much as we break the balls, as much as you break, as much as we break your balls and, and, and, and fuck with you. Just know I'm proud of you, man. From the first time we met you to where we are today, I'm super proud of you. You've gotten confidence and you're doing better. You're having fun.
Speaker: Enjoying yourself. That's all it matters. You know, so I'm super fucking proud of you fuck what anybody else says Strange how when I first came on the show how that's all Evolved is one thing I gotta say, but yeah, we got this fucker up Jeff's about ready to fucking just pass out live or just be like hey guys, I'm gonna go to sleep But no
Speaker: Okay. Maybe 10 ,000 miles an hour. We do appreciate you guys hanging out. We'll be back. I'll be back Friday with a brand new episode of Glick's house of music Saturday. We'll be back with brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense. It is the open door challenge. Excuse me. Here's the open door challenge. That means we dropped that link in the chat.
Speaker: And we invite all you assholes up here with us to hang out and come on the show. At the end of the day, just come on the show and hang out. Have a good time. Have some laughs and make fun of us if you want to, but be warned. If you make fun of us, we will make fun of you. You better be able to give as good as you take. Monday night, men caring for men will be back. Brand new episode 7 PM on all the shows will be on YouTube, Twitch and Facebook, except for clicks house of music. It'll be on YouTube, Twitch and X.
Speaker: uh it's gonna give it to you yeah glitz gonna give it to you now that's uh that's a lawsuit the champ's gonna give it to you only you can't see me i'm talking to you nancy pelosi oh god come on macho man ready savage elbow
Speaker: Anyways, Monday, 7 PM ish brand new episode of men caring for men with special guests, special collaboration with our guys from talking shit. Mark and Brian are going to come hang out with us. Well, round table conversation, just talking, you know, whatever the case may be.
Speaker: Uh, actually I'm going to message you, Tim, I don't know if you're still around here, but if you're available Monday night, you should come on that. Cause that'd be a cool added collaboration. Uh, super collab, if you will, a super collab, if you will. Uh, you know, men can for men, men can for men, the mental health hour and talking shit all coming together and, uh, and having, and having a good conversation. So, um,
Speaker: And then Tuesday night, hopefully Jeff will be back. Yeah. Uh, maybe not next week, but the week after, because Sam's still going to be in LA. I have to find out if fear is able to come on on Tuesday. Um, she's getting better. So. Okay. Well, maybe Tuesday. And then of course we start the week out again with, well, we start to, you know, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker: don't
Speaker: They're talking shit to tata. Is that like a typo? No, it's like our show is nonsensical nonsense. Yeah, I guess. No, it's not physical and nonsense. Both mean the same thing, right? I get it. But I've never tried to spell shit without I. It's ironic. I see. Is Jarvis preparing his vein?
Speaker: I'm about fucking ready to. Can we end this? Are you are you about to shoot some heroin? Yeah, that I might pop that vein, buddy. You do this. Don't do this. This is the wrong side of your arm. You got to do it. I want to make sure that I haven't fucking stroked out with how long it's in and fucking a very long outro. I agree. Look, I'm sorry, everyone. Unfortunately, the nonsensical network keeps getting bigger.
Speaker: fuck your Tim Connor. Yeah. You can join too. Fuck that guy. Yeah. Anyways, with that being said, don't forget to check out all of our social media, Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok for as long as we're on TikTok. We do do the shows live Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
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Speaker: Try it for 30 days. Let us know what you think. Cause their goal is to get ears and eyes on the content that you are creating. With that being said, I told you guys, I've got new music all fricking night. Now we did not get to take our second break. So I have more new music on Saturday, but I'm going to keep it with our guys from Blacktop Mojo. The new album's coming out very soon.
Speaker: called Paul and head on over to blacktopmojo .com. Don't forget to go give the guys a follow and a listen on all social media and everywhere you listen to music at blacktopmojo. Show the guys some love. Let them know you're listening. Let them know we sent you. There's another new song. It's called like wild horses. Jarvis play the song. When we come back, you don't give us an outro. Think of something. Think of something.
Speaker: original or not original. We had this conversation Monday night. He was really on the struggle. His black top mojo with like wild horses.
Speaker: All the days run away like a wild horse in a tumbling over the hills And the night drop around me like a two thin blanket that won't keep out the chill All the spite in your eyes burned a hole right through me and it's one I've never felt I'd be dead and gone if looks could kill
Speaker: It looks good, too Yeah, the lamp lights fade through the window pane like a memory of a child And the dark road ahead looks a little bit brighter when you're running for your life All the spot in your eyes burned a hole right through me And it's one I never felt
Speaker: Yeah, I'd be dead and gone if looks could kill If looks could kill I've seen that love somewhere
Speaker: You finally saw what I'm always seeing And that I got all over me
Speaker: And the days run away like a wild horse and a tumbling over the hills And the nights drop around me like a tooth in blank and I won't keep out the chill I'll just bite and your eyes burn a whore right through me And it's one I'll never fill And I creeped in and gone if looks can kill
Speaker: The gloves could kill The days run away like the wild horses And the night wraps around you like a two -pin blanket And the land blocks they can do
Speaker: you
Speaker: Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Jeff, we're back on the, uh, is Matt okay? I know, right? It's a good song. I do. I really liked that song a lot. Um, and actually, so I gotta apologize. Blacktop mode. I know that song came out like two months ago. I was kind of keeping it to myself. All right. I was being greedy. I was being stingy. I really liked the song.
Speaker: So I was kind of, I enjoyed it. But no, um, anyways, with that being said, we'll see you guys. I'll see you guys Friday night with a brand new episode of clicks out some music. I got a phone one coming up for you guys. Uh, I'm gonna probably catch some hell for it, but it's perspective at the end of the day. Actually, I'm gonna go ahead and let the cat out of the bag Friday night. We're going to do one hit wonders.
Speaker: What might be a one hit wonder for us may not be a one hit wonder for others. This is true. So one hit wonders this Friday night, uh, for clicks, uh, how some music nonsense will nonsense. We'll be back Saturday night with a brand new open door challenge. Everybody and anybody is welcome to join us with that being said, Jarvis, are you ready? Fucking shit. Yeah. Are you ready to be put out of the spot? What do you got to say right before we leave?
Speaker: Having a having a stroke halfway through the sorry guys insanity is just another word for fun. Jeremy she out. Oh yep, we're good. So we're good. We're still working. We're still working on Jarvis is out. He's good.
Speaker: I'm doing the same with Sam. I'm working on an outro for her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, he's not used to it. I put him on the spot every time. We're working. Don't worry. He's a work in progress, ladies and gentlemen. There's my outro for you, Glick. We've all seen Ghost. We know when, you know, when she's, when Demi Moore is doing the clay pot. Yeah, like he's Demi Moore and I'm Patrick Swayze at the end of the day.
Speaker: That would have fucking been so great a fucking Jeff would have fucking showed the guy If you play that sir, well, I can't go to your mother's birthday party on Saturday. Sorry mom or sorry, babe. I
Speaker: Fucking Jesus. We're going to be here Saturday so he can't even defend himself. No, I'm coming back. Don't you worry, motherfuckers. Anyways, Jeffrey, we haven't heard in a long time because you always ballot early or you're not here. What do you have to say to the people? Deuces. And in the words of the late great, no, not so much great, but late. Mike, AKA big dove.
Speaker: Peace out and sundown. Hate me because I got a deep voice.
Speaker: Yeah, that's why we do it. That's why they get paid the big bucks. Mother, mother, a major and mother. I'm a man. I don't ever matter, please. Where did the outros you can go? You can leave.
Speaker: You're not, you're not forced to say, well, ladies and gentlemen, we're, we've come to the crossroads, right? The crossroads in life. And sometimes when we're at the crossroads in life, things are a little bit difficult and you don't know where your next steps going to go or where you're going to go next or anything like that. Well, we challenge you to ask yourselves one question, five simple letters, five simple words, WWNND. What would nonsensical nonsense do? And we implore you to do the opposite. Oh, a hundred percent.
Speaker: like starting a podcast. That was actually one of our best decisions that we've ever had. That was one of the best ideas that we've ever had in our life, in our friendship. The lifetime of our friendship starting this podcast has been our best decision ever.
Speaker: We've had some, we've had some doozies, trust me, because I'm pretty sure the idea of let's shoot each other's hard hats off of our heads with a power washer was mine and chef's idea. Let's stop at Walmart. Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, always remember be good or be good at it. Actually don't find you handsome. We should find you handy.
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