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Speaker: Anywho, what's going on? It's Saturday. That means it's time for a little non -sensical nonsense here on the nonsensical network. I got stuff here. The legacy may or may not be here. Fuck. I don't know. At this point, Connor's basically essentially the new Tony D. He shows up late. He's half conscious during the show. He wanders off during the show. He's our new Connor D. or Yeah, we'll call him Connor D. Oh, ouch. Connor D Biden. cutter down by Soft D. He'll be here eventually. He's out being a snitch and ratting on his neighbors. i But in the meantime, you got Jeff in the building. We got blazing in the building. And you guys know me. I'm Glick.
Speaker: We're hanging out doing what we do. It is Saturday night. That means things are going to get a little weird. A little chaotic. Not to be confused with last night's show, but kind of along the same lines. so Anywho, if you're not already, go ahead and check out the network. We are everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. You can also join us live throughout the week. We got shows going on. We got something going on every night of the week right now. Uh, you can watch those live on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch. We're no longer X because it's effective. Apparently today you can only go live on X if you have a premium account.
Speaker: So you have people buying their blue check marks to feel important with their four followers like the rest of us. Let's fuck them. And now people are going to feel even more important because you're already paying for the blue check mark. Now you're going to pay for the premium account so you can go live. But you still only have four followers. So good job. Elon Musk way to become exactly like our boy fucking bird.
Speaker: Good job, dickhead. But nonetheless, you can watch us live on the three good networks, YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook. And you can listen to us anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at, all at the Nonsense School Network, or you can simply go to bio dot .link slash Nonsense School Network. It's right down there at the bottom of your screen. It's going to be scrolling all night long. Give us a follow up, give us a listen, give us a share if you'd be so kind with that being i said, boys, right down to it before we get to anything else. because I know somebody's going to come in. They're going to say it because that's all everybody's talking about right now. Did you hear the breaking news? It just happened a little bit ago. There was an assassination attempt on Donald Trump in Pennsylvania. This is no joke. This is serious. This is a fucking heart attack. He was shot in the goddamn ear. Are you serious? Yeah. Fuck me. Butler, Pennsylvania. Somebody took a shot at, uh,
Speaker: Oh, oh, oh, oh, detail. Oh, oh, detail. Oh, where's our heart? Well, and that's fuck yeah
Speaker: well you know they say. If you can't beat them in the polls, beat them with a stick. Was Biden taking the shot? Is that why he hit him in the ear? And not that. Yeah, I was going to say, definitely a Biden sport. I didn't know how to use a guy. I got you now. for Oh, look, there's. Hey, look, a scoreboard. Bang. I got it all. I saw this.
Speaker: um Is this I'm looking it up. I don't see it. Yeah, he's safe. He's fine. It clipped his ear or something like that. Were you getting this? I just looked it up. I don't. I'm not seeing it. Oh, here. Nope, I see it. I see it. I'm sorry. I misspelled some. Yeah, there it is. Gunshot ah reportedly fired at Donald Trump rally as former president was rushed off stage.
Speaker: What, where was this at? What rally? Cause I know he was having, it was up in Butler PA. Oh shit. Are you coming in long enough to make your announcement or are you just going to sit quietly in the chatter's box? Oh, where is the chat? There's the comments. There he is. bengie in the bill wow why is our comments changed I was just thinking that. How do you fix that? Because I don't like it. Like, it's freaking me out, man. Yeah. Good evening. Shut your hor mouth holes. Did they catch the guy though? I don't know. I haven't. Obviously, you know, I like some people caught her. I was preparing for a show so I didn't have a lot of time to. There we go. I fixed it. What did happen to it?
Speaker: It was on minimal, not bubble. Oh, gotcha. For a very long time, kind of your announcement and get the fuck out of here. Yeah.
Speaker: That's kind of fucked up. I have announcement. It doesn't really affect us, but it does. um Richard Simmons died, man. He's got already looked. Yeah, I just saw it on Facebook as we were. at ason day They just made the announcement a couple of hours ago and yesterday or was it yesterday or Thursday? Shelly Duvall died. Oh, no shit. Yeah. Who is Shelly Duvall? She yeah the sky shining. Oh, OK. Shining. Well, now they have jazzercise up in heaven.
Speaker: oh Richard Simmons gonna have the angels sweating to the 80s That's right. It was sweat. That's right. It was sweat in the oldies ways. Yes, it wasn't jazzercise Well, I don't know what fuck it was, but it was one something I was gonna do It doesn't look like what you ain't too much work. That's not fine yeah if I'm not even gonna open the video. That's not fucking real What the one I sent you? Yeah, that's dope as fuck dude. I it is and I wouldn't actually you know, I don't think it's real. I don't think it's real either But i'm kind of rooting for it, but neither one of them is dressed like the marble man So so blaise to give you context as we're starting to show i'm i'm sharing out the show to people and i'm scrolling through facebook and there's a uh, quote unquote trailer for for a new movie
Speaker: A remake, if you will, of Harley Davidson, The Marvel Man, one of my favorite movies, as you see with Jason Momoa and Tom Hardy. Oh, it doesn't sound too bad. It does. It sounds amazing, right? But I don't think it's. right I'm I'm. Yeah, I've seen a lot of fake trailers to shit lately. I'm almost borderline over Momoa. You know, there's one character I want him to play in the comic books in DC is Lobo. And then that's like, I want that to happen. That's yeah. I love Momo. I think he's awesome.
Speaker: ah he's ah easy's um I still want to see the twins remake. There was there was like when like we have that that video that like played where the shoe boxes and crayons and full and all that shit. I made that logo of Chris and I, but it's actually a ah it was a movie trailer promo for a remake of twins with Jason Momoa and Peter Dinklage. Okay. And I was like, you know what? I'm fucking in. And of course its it was fake, but I was like, that would be the movie to see. You know, speaking of biker flicks, have you ever seen hell, right? No, dude, it's like a, it's a more modern, um,
Speaker: It's produced by Quentin Tarantino. Somebody else wrote it. He plays one of the main characters, but it has like a Quentin Tarantino -esque feel to it. ah But it's a motorcycle. It is violent. It's got David Carradine in it. One of his last. That's right. Shelly Duvall was in a Popeye with you when she played. Oh, OK. Now I know who's now I really know who she is. She really Really? Oh, well, recognizable role being from The Shining. I've never seen me shining. I've never seen it. But it's like's it's also not my genre. I'm going to do a show by myself. You guys go watch The Shining. It took me decades to finally get around to watching in Blazing Saddles, and that was only like last year. I've watched Blazing Saddles back in the day, and I like watched it. You know, I've watched it a couple of few times, but it's got funny parts and it's got quotable parts, but it's one of those movies that's not like, oh, my God.
Speaker: but fucking oh yeah it it was funny but it was it's it's definitely overy There is a there is a part two of a Mel Brooks movie coming out they're gonna do space suit with Jonah Hill Fuck yeah, Seth Rogen's in it, please seth roin be I don't know. I just saw it the other day and I was like, you know what? I'm not mad If Seth, if Seth is in it, I can, well, I'm sorry. If Jonah is in it, I can, I can almost see Seth in it. and like can like do barth Yeah. Yes. Yes.
Speaker: yeah There's, uh, there's, there's, there's, there's Connor D in the building. Connor D. by oh Oh, there he is. nice of you Ladies, ladies, ladies. That's enough with the argument. You're, you all suck. so nice of you to join us karen i'm honor you but Yeah, what's up with you? You fucking snitch. I do. yeah Yeah. Yeah. Damn right. You're **** right. You're not **** all you want. A block or two down. Whatever. Who's you? shoot in the front of my house and and We got **** problems. I got two kids. I don't play that game. What were they shooting? It was a nine millimeter.
Speaker: they were shooting it so They were shooting at some fucking dude that was walking out that way. I was like, I've got these. i just shot at yeah I was like, I've got these dudes on camera. But no, I guess somebody called the cops and then they were standing there talking to him, one of the guys, one of my neighbors, and they were standing there talking to him. And I was like, dude, I've got the whole fucking thing on video. Like, So so we've we've we've realized that you live in the worst neighborhood. sir I live in a third world country.
Speaker: like I just have terrible neighbors. please I live out in the country in about a couple couple houses down, like far down. There's a dude that gives weapon safety classes. So I mean, I don't shop. anynie i hear and shot but Yeah, it' it'd be different if I lived out in the country. If I lived out in the country and I heard gunshots, I'd just be like, oh, who's having a range day? Oh, there's a coyote. I should watch out for that, too. but no But when you live in ah in a suburban neighborhood in the the middle of downtown Evansville and you hear gunshots, you kind of like, you get out the window and I was like, oh, shit, they're in front of my house. When you live in the suburbs, gunshots on a daily basis are normal. blazing When Blazin turns down his road at home, all he hears is...
Speaker: the country here I'm out looking for my sister. because
Speaker: Yeah, I told you that coming, Andy. My wife. I mean my sister but lately. My mama. Boy, you must be from Kentucky. Yeah. you on know i hill No, but like I said, I don't think that's that momoa art Oh, the Marvel man will happen. But I like the idea. I don't know. I'm just kind of I'm just kind of borderline almost over Momoa. You know, I like Momoa. Don't get me wrong. Well, he doesn't always play. He's not like fucking The Rock that plays the same person in each fucking movie. So I'm not mad at it. The Rock sucks.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, what's the good thing about Momoa is that he can make fun of himself. You know what I mean? Oh, yes. Do you see on Netflix where you played like an imaginary character or some shit like some girl, girl's imaginary friend? That was called that was Ryan Reynolds. And that was called if it just came out. No, no, there. No, I can't remember what it's called. I have to look it up. But three man or something like that. No, no, no. ah ill I'll find it. He's played some badass characters on. Let's see, it's. Yo, Jerry Vichy, you coming up or you staying down there? It's called Slumberland.
Speaker: twenty twenty two for wow yeah it's twenty twenty two movie but i watched it with public couple months ago and like he was just i think he just played himself because he's a weird dude speaking which blazon something you would get a kick out of on i think it's on hbo on the road with Jason Momoa. He he meets all these people like he needs about it. One of one I think you'll really get a kick out of each episode he meets somebody new that he's like a fan of. He meets this guy is like this famous photographer. No, okay. And then the other one he builds a 49 knuckle.
Speaker: Well, well, well. It is Barbie fucking pink. Well, well, well. I bet he would. And I bet he'd ride that with pride, too. yeah i like The dude loves pink. He's weird. Like and and I was telling the wife the other day that dude can get away with it. I wear pink around. People are like, damn, I'm going to kick that dude's ass. But Jason Moe, who's like six foot 12, everybody's like, yeah, I'm good. Fucking I'm not walking with that man. Doesn't that make him seven feet? Sure. before Before we get too far in the show and before you continue to talk about your weird man crush on Jason Momoa. He's a beautiful man. Fuck you. He's got a better beard than you.
Speaker: ah That's true. He makes it. That's a good fear. The dude can rock a beard, man. He can rock a beard, but I mean, he's got better hair than me. I'll give him that. That dude does have amazing fucking hair. I know. But see, Nicki and I were talking about that the other day. I was like, God, I wish I had the patience to grow my hair out like all right. The top is long. I mean, obviously, this is long. It's down to my shoulders at this point. Oh, it's touching my shoulders. Um, that's because with my hair, I got, I got, I got kind of thick hair and I got this like natural, not jerry curl and not crazy curls. Like a wave. But I got a natural wave to it. I can rock long hair. You got the white girl wave. That's all right. Yeah. Dude, I've been told by somebody. Did you get the Jennifer Anderson haircut that was famous in France? I've been told by so many women when I, when my hair was long, that they would kill to have hair like mine. I'm like, it's a fucking baby in the ass.
Speaker: Well, I have this thing. I have the the same issue in the opposite direction. My hair is like baby fine. So when I grow it out, it just lays flat and looks like like five minutes. It looks like I haven't washed it in a month. Yeah. But anyways, before we get to the end of the show,
Speaker: be you here we get too far into the show first and foremost, ah shout out and huge thank you to Brie Marley and Jules last night. Jules in the howl. We had an absolute killer show last night. they's Awesome. Awesome. They are essentially the female equivalent or the female version of our Saturday night show. Um,
Speaker: But if any of you guys are in the LA area or if you're close, I am going to say this a lot tonight. I want to play some of their music as well for breaks. Uh, but if you're out in the l LA area or or want to make a trip next Friday night, the 19th 8 PM women rock LA live at the lucky strike in Hollywood, Jules, Izzy T Brie and Marley AKA bubbly badass. Um, we'll be doing a free concert. It's women rock LA. They also have a ah female comedian that's MC in the show. They have a female DJ. It's all women doing their thing. Free for our listeners.
Speaker: And it it is free for everybody. So if you're out there, go see them, go tell the girls. We said hello, tell them we sent you. And I promise you, you're going to have a great time. We had so much fun last night. I really appreciated them coming on and doing the show with me. And I will be doing one -on -one interviews down the line um with with the ladies. We've we've had Jules on. might have her I would love to have her on again. Marley's gonna come on, Bree's gonna come on, we're gonna get, I'm gonna get probably Izzy, I'm gonna try to get her on well. And then there's another girl who was a part of the the that's the concert, but unfortunately, stuff came up and she had to bow out. But she's already signed up, she wants to come on the show, so um it'll be ah it'll be fun. It'll be a good time and you guys will get to learn more about them.
Speaker: Speaking of the shows, um Jarvis, anytime, jackass. but but right ah as As we kind of said a little bit on Wednesday, there's a lot of things going on. There's a lot of a lot of changes going on. There's a lot of things happening. um Unfortunately, Mark and b Brian are no longer with us. um There was an unfortunate accident. that involved Ryan molesting a manatee and then Mark was trying to get video of it and then an angry gang of dolphins.
Speaker: all jumped them and gang, gang raped them to death. Despite what you guys seen Thursday night, that was not the real Mark and Brian, that is AI. AI is doing crazy things these days, but they are no longer with us on the network or in life, but they're with us in spirit and always in our hearts. So our IP to our good friends, Mark and b Brian over and talking to you. You know, somebody's going to fucking believe it. You can walk on the sidewalk. The show still happens at least one more Thursday night Around their channel talking shit, but it's AI. It's not really them. It's all i yeah glick and i are working with an AI. in the building Yeah What do you mean they're really gonna believe that happened that's the goddamn truth Jeff shut your horn mouth What's going on Krista I heard it has something to do with crocodiles and hookers, but same difference
Speaker: brian was out being animal here ah is florida i mean was's not really that much rise and Brian was having sex with some animal. I don't know. Um, no longer with they're no longer here. You know, hopefully they continue to do their thing and and whatnot. Uh, you guys can go watch them. We encourage you guys to to watch their replays. Don't watch them live because they're not allowed to have a brand new member of the network. and you see him down there at the bottom of the corner. Bottom screen corner. Our guy, Blazin, officially joined the... he so He's been a part of the family, but he officially joined the family. man guys seeing more And And I'm not going to steal his thunder, but I'll let him, if he wants to, give you guys... It's a good thing you're hot, Blaze. A brief summary, however far you're going to go. You're no Jason Momol, but you're a good -looking kid.
Speaker: If you want to make your announcement blazing, I'll I'll I'll sit back and shut the **** up and let you take it. Make your announcement. So there's been all this. knock There's been all this talk about Jason Momoa. So I just want to let everybody know that him and I are going to do a show. No, I'm checking. But oh, shoot. Talk about a wish. But due to a tragic manatee accident in Florida, Thursday nights is now open. So I'm, I'm going to stuff that box.
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Speaker: So, Glick's gonna Glick and Jeff and everybody's going to give me the opportunity to scratch an itch. I have, I like debates, but this ain't going to be no mama debate. This is, well, actually kind of right. Um, but so. Here's the title. It's whose argument is it anyway? Definitely not going to be anything serious. Insults are encouraged. If you want to drink, go for it too. Just bring your your improv skills and your wits. First, it's going to be out on the 25th around 7 Eastern.
Speaker: And my first two opponents is going to be Jeff and K -Mack. I'll release the topic. All right, let me go ahead and guess. I guess I'll give a quick rundown on what the show is. A rundown. A rundown, yes. So it's going to be three topics, about 15, 20 minutes per each person. I'm going to give them a topic such as one I've been batting around. I probably won't use it the first go, but I'm going to I'm going to tell it. It's a raunchy one, but it's going to be topics like Daffy Duck versus Donald Duck. Who gives the best blowjob? And here's the thing I'm going to assign each opponent to position are going to be arguing for.
Speaker: So it's not going to be your mama's debate. It's not going to be anything serious. It's going to be for laughs and insults and ad hominem. So bring your best. And here's here's one of the awesome things I'm going to like about it. It's going to be audience interactive. Yeah, I guess that yeah, yeah, audience audience interactive. So if you guys down there have topics you like to see people argue about, if you'd like to come up and argue, let us know will schedule a time. We've got a lot of slot. We got a lot of slots open. It'll be Thursday nights. And then also,
Speaker: When the when the baterers are doing their baiting, there is you guys can you guys get to vote on who won. Now, me as the moderator gets to. Yes, I may get pissed on, but me as the moderator is the tiebreaker and I get to interject whenever I want, cut people off and pause them, drop them if need be to shut them the fuck up if I have to. But it's ah okay ah it's not going to be like. There's there's there's one rule um No belligerents like I mean talk about each other's mom that's fine, but if you cry you're gone because That's the show I'm gonna fucking cry on yes You can't be belligerent. I don't care What name calling are you? you
Speaker: Uh, we talked about doing, uh, you know, lazy and I were talking about this show and are you talking about, uh, announcing a winner on Wednesday show?
Speaker: Either we can announce it on Wednesdays to fill in, you know, hey, here's some local network news. I'm down with that. Yeah. But the thing is, when Wednesday happens before Thursday. I get that. But that way, that that person is the winner until the next winner is announced. So you get get the the master debater for the week. Yes. And right right now, the winner just gets bragging rights as soon as we get enough funds together. I will probably start. Well, we'll have like this golden dildo go around. Yes, yes. That's got one. I'm sure he's got one laying around there somewhere. and bring Gold, I'm sure I got a few of them. Where's number three? Ask her. Maybe Glick might put up his belt.
Speaker: oh yeah i don't think all order buddy tall order i know i have an ah I will gladly wear my belt for the winner.
Speaker: Congratulations not to Jeff this week because as as you see, I still have the belt. Can I make the rules? god david but Yes, to out is we we can literally have everybody, you know anybody that wants to come up on the show can come up on that show. You just got to contact Blaze. well We'll give you guys a once once again, we always have the ah email so people can actually email into the show. Yes. Here, I'm also going to drop my personal email in the chat. Right. Well, that way we can just add you do this. We'll give you the login for this. ah That way, you know, anybody wants to send show ideas or topics ah for that show. There's the nonsense go nonsense podcast at gmail dot .com. And you can ask for a friend. Yeah, it's the ghost of Brian, everybody. Yeah.
Speaker: they Apparently, they have they have text in heaven confirmed. That way, if you want to be on the show, you can contact Blaze and the Nonsense Go Nonsense podcast at gmail ah .com. If you have show topic ideas, once again, Gmail. um There you go. That way, you can kind of get it out there. but Awesome. Yes. Spread the word. Invite your friends, invite your moms, invite your dads. the fight your grandmothers if she's crazy enough shit fuck she's a old cat lady she might
Speaker: deafer i'm enjoy it i love old catthle and name when you But yeah, I think it's gonna be fun because the beauty of this whole thing is um You know, we were talking about this good people love an argument that's gonna be laugh hilarious. Oh, yeah And also during during the course of the rest of the shows, if anybody gets in a little bigger and you guys want to finish it out on. Yeah, there you go. Whose argument is it? Anyway, we could do a long form show where it's just one argument that goes the entire time. I'm good with that, too. Yeah. There's a. plot
Speaker: Yeah, I think that's going to be awesome. Yeah. I'm going to fix that. I would like I would like to see Frank up up there one day. I want I want Frank and Leggy on an episode because they are. regard Yes, yes, we go. I would be rough. I mean, it'll be a rough show, but it'll be awesome. I got I got some good topics in the works, guys, so are.
Speaker: I am still trying to get Jarvis to come up here because I'm pretty sure that he was, we were supposed to make the announcement about his show. i do get one One more thing to say real quick. Sorry guys. Next Saturday, I'm going to be announcing the first three topics for Thursday show on the 25th. And then from on that, from that point on at the end, at the end of each show, I'll announce the topics for the following week. Nice. it
Speaker: Brian Brian's no longer with us. Don't speak ill of the dead leggy, please. good Actually, you can speak ill of him. I don't care. He's no longer here to defend himself. That's just a I Brian and the in the chain likes. He likes manatees. You guys don't like each other.
Speaker: ah But so obviously where we we we filled Thursday night here the here here on the network. We also ah did some shuffling around. Jeff's garage is actually going to move to Sundays. I don't know if that starts this Sunday or next Sunday. Yeah, your mic's muted, jackass. It'll be next Sunday because we already did an episode for this week. Sorry, I'm working on something. I mean, I'm a good lip reader and I was trying to, but you were like, Wait a minute. Hold on. Um, but yeah, so next, starting next Sunday, Josh garage will be on Sundays. I am moving clicks house of music from Fridays because I don't know what kind of dumb ass decides let's do a but music show where we interview musicians on Friday. That's a great idea. I'm pretty sure that was all you buddy. i was Sorry. yeah Originally I was playing music. So, right. Um,
Speaker: and so like ah I'm moving my show to Tuesdays, which leaves a void on Fridays.
Speaker: um
Speaker: And we don't know what's going on on Fridays, apparently. Because Jarvis, I thought he was going to be here to make that announcement, but something's happening on Friday. Maybe we'll find out later on in the show tonight. I don't know. If, if we all, if we all said Jarvis three times, they kill appear. I've been trying. I was like, he paint this thing maybe yeah maybe I'm saying it wrong. Jeremy, she, Jeremy, she, where are you at? We're trying to do a podcast here. What's the matter with you? Me and my terrible Italian New York exit. Um,
Speaker: um So I'm actually going to be moving to Tuesday nights, which is going to open a lot more doors for me because I never thought in a million years that I would actually start doing interviews, let alone being actually booking interviews weeks out in advance, which is where I'm at right now. Ooh. Um, To be fair, Steven, you already knew this was going to be a... You already knew this was going to happen. I asked you, come in here, and make your announcement, and then you could leave. You do not have to stay. You can get the hell out of here. And then if you come back later, it's totally on you. Just just grace our eyeballs with your your glowing, blinding skin for like five, 10 minutes. That's blazing. That's... I was going to say, that sounds like leggy. Doesn't sound like jitter -vee -she.
Speaker: but He asked you tele apad telepathically, man. Come on. Benji, help me out here, bro. but um so So I'm moving to Tuesdays. Jarvis is going to take over Fridays. ah Yes, if i yeah yeah if I am free. Please, check your staff. Yeah, absolutely. Laking 100%. If I'm free, I'll absolutely do it again. I had a lot of fun.
Speaker: We're not using that, but I did. I worked really hard on it. I know you did. That's why I give you like an hour. It took me like an hour. So. Yeah. Did you not hear what places that the name of the show is? Yeah, I changed. Yeah. You just you just changed in the five minutes that you were working on it hard. You just changed the name. No, I changed the name out because I have it saved. I just don't. Yeah, there you go. So the thing with Calvin and Hobbs though, I guess the owner is like pretty particular about his coffee. Yeah. Yeah. But at the end of the day, how many times? I mean, using it like you, we just did now was fine. It's like a, it's a gag, but to use it on the continues. Right. Right. Will you make up your fucking mind Glick every time this motherfucker, Hey Jarvis, don't worry about it. Don't come up on Saturdays. It's announcement day, dude.
Speaker: ah Hey Jarvis, it worked. It worked. He said it three times and chebci three times and then I added Jarvis. All I said before we get before we left the other night when we had our see this is the problem with doing two meetings a. people don't fucking show up because apparently they're more important than everybody else. And then I waste my time breaking energy show up. I think the only person that might have listened was Benji. And we said, we'll make announcements on Saturday. Just come up long enough to do your announcement. And then if you want to leave proxy my vote, I'd never, I didn't hear that part of that whole meeting. I heard at least yeah this when I do come up, I listen. Yeah. Cause we have a date. We have, we have a date and everything.
Speaker: we we have to go with you We have a title for the show and then everything else is behind us. Congratulations. Number four. we'll figure out before you Let's go pop. Jerry Vesey's Jerry. Congratulations. You just became number four. if Don't worry, Connor. Eventually you'll be number seven. pill you very right so margaret Before I kick you out because it's Saturday night and it's optional and I've made it my optional decision that I don't want you to. hear like Ouch. um No, every time this motherfucker is like, hey, Jarvis, just don't worry. You don't need to. You don't need to show up. And then he's just like messaging me, adding me to the fucking group of fucking prima Donna's going like, hey, you coming on tonight, Jarvis? Just trying to chat is excited for it, man. See, you know, feed the baby birds, Jarvis, you know. Give them more. Yeah, I can't find it.
Speaker: They're even doing that weird cross -eyed shit with their tongues out. Yeah. So Jarvis. But no, the news is true. On Friday, we were going to get Connor to do his Trump voice because Trump got shot today. Guy with the BB gun couldn't even fucking get the job done. They shot him with a BB gun? No. What a nerd. I mean, the fucking. so i Oh, real quick. Speaking of the Trump shooting. Yeah. One attendee is dead and the shooter is dead. yeah Nerd. Oh, shit. Live look. Check his affiliation. He's probably got something on his left arm. of my Live look. It looks like Biden. Yeah.
Speaker: how do I don't think fighting like he sent him but Anyway, sorry Jarvis breaking news. No, no, no, you're good. You're good. Please continue startinging this bold it something That people are anxiously waiting for a good waiting for it and they're excited for it Jarvis You've already got hype man. You've already got a hype train behind you brother. Come on Jarvis and wait for that facial at the end Give it to me, baby Yeah, don't you worry about don't you worry about blazing open your eyes? I want to see him turn red As has been said multiple times, you know, we are going through a whole new thing shows are being switched around Friday August 2nd will be the very very very first ever
Speaker: A sports show hosted by me. There you go. There you go. That's so hard. lego on You have the logo and all that. so you have i don't have a I don't have a picture. I can throw the picture up if you give me a minute. Do you do you do do you remember the name of your own show, or do I have to tell them? You're going to have to tell them, because you did. Well, you guys went through like 14 different variations. All right, well, this is like, you here's the name. Do you want me to show the logo? Yes, go ahead. Go ahead. OK. It might get changed. It might get changed. Just so you know. So Trump got shot. Yeah, I mean, like I saw with the street, everybody just start the street away because whoever sent the assassin evidently didn't know who to hire.
Speaker: Well, you know, he wasn't military because he would at least hit something. I mean, anyone that would brag about hiring the guy that just did that to Trump. No, but at the end of the day, take the L. Just take the L. At the end of the day, I said the liberals do own guns. Yeah. No, but if you can't beat him in the polls, beat him with a stick. That's the end of the day. For all the people that didn't want Trump to win the election, now he's won. You've now pretty much helped. That actually might affect you. You're not wrong. That actually might affect you. Oh, his.
Speaker: Dude, when he got, we'll see, we'll see. His polls jumped by 10%. There was, there was someone on fucking which is acorworkle almost makes me wonder if he set it up himself. He is a crooked bastard. You know, that wouldn't surprise me. That wouldn't surprise me. That wouldn't surprise me. I'd be like, you know what? Good on you buddy. He's just got a squib date to his arm. That's what I was playing there. Yes. look at Oh, look, I was shot. No, I'm okay. Still running. He had Kyle Rittenhouse do it.
Speaker: No, but we know Kyle Rittenhouse could do something, so... that but That was close range, though. Yeah, that's a fact. Speaking of Jeremy, she's new, so... Debuting Friday, August 2nd right here on the nonsensical network, you know, watch them live on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch, just like blazes brand new show to debut in. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why is it going to be on Twitch? Who's our unit is that on the way. We're not on X anymore because now you have to be a premium subscriber to go live on. We've been live on Twitch since ever. Yeah. All right.
Speaker: OK, calm down. Go on Twitch. No, I don't want to get to Twitch, buddy. You're on our channel on Twitch. You're not on your channel. You don't have to worry about the idiots. Yeah, dummy. You put it on your Twitch, too. Anyways, Facebook, YouTube and Twitch. All of our shows are live there throughout the week. Who's our unit? Is it any will be on Thursdays, Fridays, starting August 2nd? Jerry V, she's. Sports unplugged. which I like that. I dig it. It's nice. I wanted. I didn't want to cover horse horse races too. I didn't want him to hold into one sport. He will encompass all sports, all things sports, whether it's an athlete getting in trouble with the law, maybe score updates, maybe Olympic gold counts, whatever.
Speaker: yeah whatever he wants to talk about, sports related Jarvis is going to talk about. Maybe he'll have people join him. Maybe he'll have interviews on his show. Maybe he'll just um say we can get Brandon back on the phone. Maybe he'll get really good for an hour. i don't Is Glick hosting the show because he's selling it more than Steven. Steven's really stephenn's really good at just sitting there and taking it. kill musco the and
Speaker: I mean, at least when someone asked me to be on the show, I'm on the show on time. Ooh, there you go. Benji, dude. Benji's all about the sports ball. Yeah, you know, Benji's, people are excited for it. ah You know, I'm excited for it too. I'm really excited. Not only am I excited to have a sports show on the network and if you don't like sports, you nobody's fortunate to watch it or anything like that. But but I'm also really excited for Steven because I think Steven's going to actually, I think this is he's going to find his fourteen He's do a really good job. So I'm excited for Steven. I'm excited for but steve tea yeah no pressure.
Speaker: isn all alright and um i mean i you some ah He played baseball. they
Speaker: yeah You can dodge a fridge. The next week the the meeting in the group next time is going to be Glick's going like Jarvis. If you don't at least get a viewer average of 10, you're fired. What's that movie Johnny Knox played in or he pretended to be handicapped? The Ringer. He had the Ringer. Atch his little hula hand. What the did we get ice cream?
Speaker: one No, i'm I'm actually, I'm actually, you know, we had a minor little hiccup and and and and we bounced back real quick, real fast. I'm excited for everything that's happening. You know, ah once we get Connor healthy, I'll be leaving men caring for men and it'll be Connor and Jeremy. She here in a couple of weeks. Jarvis is actually going to leave. What the fuck news is even what the fuck news. Yep. Jesus Christ, please. Yeah, I fired him. Oh, man. I'm saying I said, you know what? I said you're not what the player plays. That's like the sports time on what the fuck news is my nap time. It's like commercial. I did away. I did away. please I oh fuck my only I only say that, guys, because I'm just not a sports guy. I'm sorry. I'm not either. I'm not. please That's OK. You're going to take his spot.
Speaker: yeah there you go you're go You're gonna be the mayor marijuana mayhem portion of our show. Oh, I'll do pot news. I'm down with that. actually actually i got yeah I will listen intently to that. Down the road, kind of a spoiler alert. Down the road on what the fuck news. um There may be a person that may or may not does the weather that becomes a little bit more of a permanent fixture nights as well so i'm the one that gets fire but that fucker don't have to show up to do the weather and he and and and they not well you also oh shit you also have to understand the your climate change was a hoax yeah you also yeah also roger your gang also He also owns a music company. He's also a musician. there's things in the
Speaker: There's a lot of behind the scenes things behind the scenes between Rackley and I, we do a lot of stuff together. behind the load of the board and we know what im mean yeah you know that that You guys don't know about that. Nobody that nobody's privy to yet, but there's going to be some later on ah coming from from coming coming from Jeff. But robert ever Jarvis and Blaze, first of all, Blaze, welcome to the family. Obviously you are already a part of the family man.
Speaker: But welcome to the network. work yeah I am excited for your show as well. I think it's going to be awesome. It's going to be fun, especially as it grows and we start getting, you know, listeners that want to take part or, you know, different people that are wanting to be involved with it with you. Jarvis, I think you're going to do phenomenal. Once Connor's healthy, when you guys take care of him in camp for men, it's going to be great. Unless he puts that too. Uh, no, he's not. That's, that's, that's, that's more his baby than it is mine. You know, and I'm fine with that. yeah he shot
Speaker: fire ah You know what, Connor? You know what, Connor? I hope that doctor fucking nicks a like one part of your spine and the next five fucking years of your life. Excuse me, sir. I woke up when I went to sleep. I had legs. No, I don't got no legs. And what happened? God, I hope to God when that doctor wakes you up, he says I got good news. That's enough out of work. Wow. but to he but bla What I don't know what happened to Blaze, but I dropped Jerry. No, I think Blaze is. Okay, Jerry. I said fuck you. I believe you.
Speaker: I was trying to bring Jarvis back up. I think we were both hitting the button at the same time. Anyways, Jarvis, go get you a nap, buddy. And if you want to come back later, you're welcome to. If you don't want to, you don't have to worry about it. It is Saturday night. He's going to sleep three times. I am excited. I'm excited. I'm excited for the things Jeff and Benji have going on. I'm super excited, obviously, for Glick's House Amusing. Obviously, i thought i had i think i think the house music's gonna be a lot better when it's on tuesday's because you're gonna be like you were telling me that you you you a lot of guests had to pass up because it's on friday and they got gigs yeah so i think i think it's not an opportunity just put on a back burner you know what i mean because they still want to do the show it's just trying to find a friday night and i've reached out to a couple people and i'm like hey i'm moving
Speaker: Tuesday, just so you know, they're like, hell yeah, we can definitely make that easier. We can make that. Because I never recovered from the hangover from the weekend. Because let's be honest, we've all seen Blues Brothers, where they drink more beer than they get worse. Thank you, Jarvis. Like I said, if you want to come back later, it's totally up to you. I appreciate you coming in and making your announcement. It is big news. And it's big news for you, buddy. And I'm excited. And I think there's a lot of people that are excited for it too. So what does that say?
Speaker: I made my appearance. Can't you read? No, he can't read. You know that. Nicky's not there to read. I made my appearance. Oh, yeah, because we really worry about spelling. Yeah, we never call anybody up for that. What do we look like, Fireball Rich, who can't even read? but but
Speaker: Don't ask me to read any. Don't ask, don't tell.
Speaker: Or is that it is that something else? That's my fault. That's my fault. That's my fault. My fault. We played and um that No, I think with the new lineup, I think it you know ah with with the garage being on Sundays, I think the biggest problem the garage had is like we we wanted to go a little bit earlier because we're going to do 536 area. um And Benji being on the road a lot, we We're like, ah, I hope we can make it tonight. And then, you know, Blaze and show on Thursday and Steven's on Friday. I think it's gonna be great. I think it's the perfect lineup now.
Speaker: who It's kind of a lot of announcements, a lot of things happening around here ah and in the first hour of the show. We haven't even, and we'll we'll well we'll we'll do that in a second hour. Don't worry about it right now, Jeff. ah Because it is I got it ready. I got it ready, but we'll do that in a second when we come back from break um Also Ladies and gentlemen, if you are In the actually if you're in Ohio period you're only a couple hours away or if you're up by the east side of Pennsylvania and you like men and
Speaker: Uh, you want to make a trip to Northeast Ohio and on Labor Day weekend. Um, speaking, speaking of musicians, we got to, there's a hell of a show that's going to happen. Um, Saturday and Sunday, Labor Day weekend, uh, two venues, about a half hour apart, the Southern outlaws band featuring a hunter lot with special guests, stage announcer MC, this guy. Um, everything is worked out and finalized and I will be, uh, doing the, uh, MC stuff for, uh, Hunter and our first and a hundred lots. It is a, um, Labor Day weekend show. So it's, uh, uh, the first show is a lot to do with supporting vet. I think they both support veterans and disabled vets and stuff like that. Uh,
Speaker: So I'm looking forward to that. I'm not going to lie. I'm a little bit nervous because, uh, thanks. like or not I don't like speaking in public. but Yeah. i You know what? You got to set up a camera and go live buddy. I'm just, you know, so there you go. Uh, imagine everybody in their underwear. I figure, I figure, I figure, I think, I think the biggest thing. You can't do that. It'd be harder on stage. i won be able to Actually, you can, if that makes you feel better, Glick, honestly, just do that. I don't want to be able to see it. I'm an idiot. I don't know my geography. Western PA, Northeast Ohio. it's sit it's a piano I looked it up. It's like six hours from me. I thought about dropping by. I was like, yeah, it's too far of a drive.
Speaker: Never eat soggy wasps. Wait, hold on. When is that again? Labor Day. Labor Day weekend. Ooh. Actually, you know what? Weed will be legal to buy in Ohio by then. So I might just go up there. yeah the The only reason to go to Ohio. Weed is legal in Illinois. and Illinois is 20 minutes for me. I know. I i took a four four hour drive there the other week. I don't even pay no attention. You didn't even holler at me. That's fucked up. I went to Mystic Greens, turned around, and he came home.
Speaker: this that's That's literally what I do. I go across, I go over the border, I stop at the nearest dispensary, and then I come home. I actually, Blaze, I gotta send you that link. There's ah the world's largest dispensary. Do you know where it is? Colorado. No, it's in Vegas. Oh, no. shit It is. it It looks like a former Walmart. You know, there's you know, there's there's like blunts that are over a thousand dollars out there. That's insane, dude. Did you know that Mexico is the world's largest cocaine dispensary? Yeah. And yeah. Yeah. What do you think I do for a wedding, buddy? Oh, my God. Can that.
Speaker: but You can own a hedgehog. Why would anybody want a hedgehog? You take all your coins. You can't own a a ring. That's not true. They take your rings. They go through your jewelry box, dude. if fucking can read yeah I your and know. it's like so was That was Nikki's selling point when when we talked about her moving here. And I don't even know why she would look that up because apparently it's illegal to own a hedgehog and P .A. So that was just something random to look up.
Speaker: find out and She's like, I can own a hedgehog in Ohio. And I was like, yeah, you could, but I don't i would want a whole bunch of pets in my house right now, especially when it's like an additional $25 per pet on my rent. is the largest Maybe she has a hedgehog cake and maybe you should come home dressed up like Sonic one day. There you go. You might be on to something, Blaze. When you and Amazon, you can get that done, buddy. I mean, I think be like i got you. Check this out. And as usual, you can finish quickly.
Speaker: They're an invasive species, really? but What's up? That means they overpopulate too much and they destroy. either So you only get one. And you don't fuck it. I'm just saying. Well, apparently I can't. oh rest like No place in just no.
Speaker: That's the only thing that they are. I don't. They're cute, though. right now you have dogs that you either would do that's a dispensary or yeah Oh my god. Hold on. We're going to Vegas. I just sent it to you. Uh I'm going to play it here on the show so uh everybody can see it. Just like the **** Sam's Club of **** Dispensary. Right. Yeah. Connor Road Trip. Alright.
Speaker: just for the like i don't want to go back to vegas because i'm not a gambler but i would definitely fucking go back to you spend the entire week there uh i'm waiting for an upload on whatsapp so i can where are you guys staying oh we're just staying in a tent outside of the
Speaker: It's called the hot box. What's up, Sean? Hey, Sean is a buddy of mine. But I knew he would just rent an RV. He's up in here. What's up, Sean? Yeah, you do it full on Walter White style. Just stay in the RV. Yeah. Yeah. Rent RV and just stay in the parking lot like a true Walmart. Oh, dude, we can turn the RV into like an oil production. Little fucking. We could be sitting in that we could do a live production of Cheech and Chong. It's just nice. <unk> Yeah. go
Speaker: Hey, man. Hey, how's my driving? Non -sparkle starters on the road.
Speaker: oh right okay yeah i mean give it Give it up to Vegas. you know they don They go big or go home. Most people don't know that the largest dispensary in the world is in the United States. This is the largest cannabis dispensary in the world. Planet 13, located in the entertainment city of Las Vegas, is dubbed the Mecca for enthusiasm. This store covers an astounding 112 ,000 square feet, making it a true wonderland. Planet 13 operates 24 sevens, 365 days a year, and offers over 120 different products. You can find whatever you need here.
Speaker: To cater to enthusiasts, Planet 13 is designed as both a dispensary and a massive entertainment center. Upon entering, you're greeted by 13 LED lotus flowers, each 15 feet tall. The store also features huge digital screens where customers can place orders with just a click. If you can't visit the store, Planet 13 offers delivery services as well. Co -founders Bob and Larry invested just $7 million dollars and now the annual sales exceed $500 million. dollars Have you ever shopped here?
Speaker: annual sales of $500 million. dollars Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sleepy Connor and Blaze's dispensary. i do i do I do have a bit of a weed chubby, but the only only problem I have is only 120 products. I've worked in dispensaries before. That's what I was going to say. And you know and i mean and I'm like 120 products in a dispensary isn't really a lot. So, what's going to happen is you walk through the doors and the first quarter acre is this strain. The next quarter acre is that strain. No, but I'm like, like, so if you go looking for bongs, you'll find like every kind of bong ever made. Yes, Benji. Yeah. You know, so. Yeah, right, Benji. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. You said a weed chubby, not a weed chubby. Hold on a second. A weed chubby or a weed chubby. I hate to ruin your guys with weed chubby, but.
Speaker: me Well, we got to call service members pussies last week. And if I did, it was probably in a joking manner. Don't be that guy, Wesley. What happened? Did I call service members? I don't remember it. I don't remember it. Jesus Christ, you sound like Joe Biden. Who's Wesley? I met Wesley. Tom, I never got them. Don't worry, Wesley. I never did that. Don't worry, Wesley. We got you covered. um but you ask but he's cool so hes He did he's done the the he did the military show the two -part show about some talking shit, right? Yes. Yes. Yes. and then Yeah, I don't I I don't recall you saying that and if you did it wasn't intentional.
Speaker: And it was probably directed at one of us on the screen. It just sounded like something I would say. It sounds like fake news. It is fake news. And if I just shot it, I think it was a gun. I couldn't tell. It may have been a bow and arrow. Yeah, as as yeah as we were busting each other's balls, I said it in a joking manner as I was also joking about being a better military guy than anybody else because of my hundreds of thousands of kills on Call of Duty. Yeah, he's really he's only he's only on the show with three veterans right now. but Yeah, it like that all are really good shots.
Speaker: Last Saturday night, I do four shows a week. You gotta to help me out. um yeah narrow yeah my uncle likegie He's a little creepy, but stone or po yeah that's ah like that I don't, I don't understand. I would love to see the inside of the building because that just sounds like a lot of space for that little bit amount of products. sell hey conter on honor are real and Yes, they are. Connor, we could ah we could do a road trip. We can call ahead and ask them as journalists to do to do a walk through and do give an interview. and And I've actually done that at a dispensary in Oregon. So it is possible. It would be legit, though. Like would straight up legit.
Speaker: That's fucking actually not. And maybe get some free product in the in the meantime. So I'm just here sampling product. OK, yeah. Yeah, I'm here with the product sampling team. I need to. I'm here to see if maybe when they realize it. Well, maybe we don't. I don't know. Well, no, but here's the things like, I get it. You're going to have like, I don't know how many strands there are of weed. So they're going to have a section for that. They're going to have a sections of nothing but fucking bongs. I'm sure there's other than only in that so much weed in a store. If 120 products includes their glass, I'm even less impressed.
Speaker: Yeah, it just sounds like a little bit about it. All right. So I worked at a dispensary in Oregon and just weed related products. We had about 80 and I know this because I was the inventory guy. So everything that came in, I saw. So we had like 80 different products, not including our glass. Well, I think what they did, I think what they're sharing with 120 products, that's like, we have we, and then there's like, you know, 60 ,000 different strands. And then we got bombs and there's like 400 different. And they have wax and they have wax and they had, yeah, they have all that shit. And then they probably have bombs and they got like huff socks and hoodies.
Speaker: but you not man but tough some yeah like we really do it's like it's like the house piss piss it moan it about the Karens and and veterans and dogs and everything else about not liking fireworks. Oh, that's not right. That that edit is what it is. They're called jokes.
Speaker: said that' it's Chris is really worried. Chris is actually worried. He's like, wait, what did I say?
Speaker: I've been very at, you know, like a very vocal and I've always supported the troops 100 percent. I mean, hell, the show that I'm taking part of over Labor Day weekend is is for the is to support disabled vets and stuff like that. So it's like, yeah, I was going to get car wheelchair skins and that being in the military.
Speaker: What do you want, Pussy Wesley? Well, it's Francis Wesley. Yeah, it's Wesley. Not all veterans are pussies, but you Wesley?
Speaker: Right on that gray area. i was it was a jokeking He wasn't talking about all veterans. He was just talking about you. yeah but yeah i Yeah, I'm kidding, Leslie. No, in all honesty, if I was talking about any veterans, I was talking about. Careful, Carl, snitch on you. yeah've got him ready yeah If I was on someone, just do it down the block somewhere where I don't have to deal with it with my kids. I have something important i have to say. if I was talking about any veteran in particular. I do have a friend of mine who is a veteran.
Speaker: And every 4th of July, he makes this big fucking stink about the fireworks and acts all holier than now and everything else. But then the day before and the day after 4th of July, he's at the range blowing up right and everything else and going through a million rounds of ammo. And I'm like, so that's cool, but fireworks aren't cool. You're like, you blew up 30 pounds of tannerite or whatever it's called just yesterday. And now you're mapping. and creeping off firework
Speaker: Fireworks fireworks are cool, I guess, but I have an I have an important inquiry for the audience. So so um Connor. and the audience audience if you want to see connor and i go to vegas the fucking mecca of all dispensers donates donates and we we will make that drive for a 420 nonsensical nonsense stoner edition you can donate to nonsensical nonsense on paypal and or click click 13 on cash app and we'll make that trip happen don't send it looks cash out that was actually created for the fucking podcast because send it send it to my weed fund we digle up and Tweedle D was like, we're going to have PayPal and cash up and merch and blah blah blah blah and I'm going to set up a go fund me boys.
Speaker: yeah since Send our legless veteran friend in his service blaze. In his service. We get blazed in a It's a service Service legless friend in his service stoner to Vegas to the world's largest weed emporium. I'm just curious. I saw that like before the show. I was waiting for the studio to come up and I was like, huh, that's pretty big.
Speaker: How much shit did you put in that? A lot. but But they were like, for a mere 7 million, how mere? I bring it in 500 million a year. Yeah, but but it's also, you could probably like, I'm not saying the problem with Vegas is land is expensive. So the seven million I get. But, you know, if you were to buy the same amount of land to build the same amount of building in Ohio, you probably only spent about four. Because Vegas is crazy. But if you're going to if you go know over the world's largest dispensary, Vegas is the way a place to do it. The cannabis industry is like a like billions of dollar industry at this point. They have a huge chunk of it just then. Yeah. that's Wow.
Speaker: yes yeah and and maybe i should open a dispenser notice
Speaker: remember kids weed is a good it can be it can you know what I I actually saw a video it was a while back The I think Joe Rogan was talking about. There's so much stuff that we could be used for besides getting high. Stop bringing that bitch's name up on my fucking podcast. So it's not so much the weed itself. They're mostly talking about him. It's and like industrialized. him No, but like, no, good like they a in free shape i but they made a house like they made the bricks out of him. Mm hmm. Which is funny. And it's fucking fireproof.
Speaker: There's this there's this thing called hemp crete. It's like a like a concrete, but they use hemp. Yeah. Yeah. yeah But it it literally looks like you just put a bunch of weeds in your like like hay straw in your concrete. It's super strong. I'm not mad at it. The smell of that would be I don't know how that. they No, I don't think it has a smell to it because like it's literally the stalks in the branches, the stuff you not smoking. You know, it's not your buds. It's stock because like weed stock is like strong as bamboo. Oh, yeah. They use it for like making rope and plastics and all sorts of shit. Yeah. The same missed opportunity government. Fuck you. I live in a house made out of wheat.
Speaker: Yeah. Fuck you, government. Pussies. Mm hmm. I mean, I drive the van from Cheech and Chong up and smoke. It was made out of weed. I'm in. I'd be that fourth pig that made his house out of pot. Yeah. Mm hmm. But like I would say I watch something like even though it's made out of plant material and it dries out, it's it's fireproof. They got they got hemp insulation too. my like you soldiers
Speaker: You got you so you can literally build a house completely out of weed and then smoke weed in the house That's kind of like story line I'm like, I'm a re i'm like that laser laser orgasm I'm like, I'm not like Weaver, but that would definitely be my heaven but yeah Don't don't think you can make a biodiesel out of hemp, too. Yeah. So you can not only build your car, have the body made out of hemp fiberglass, your house made out of hemp and drive your car on hemp. That's a reason to start um a weed farm right there. But but what's what's the petrol companies going to do? Get mad at them? Yeah. Well, that's why they tried to kill E85 corn, too.
Speaker: I think that E85 is just corn and it smells better. Although I like the smell of gasoline. I love the smell of gasoline. I knew this. I didn't know him personally, but there was this dude in Central Oregon that had one of those cars that ran off biodiesel, but he would make it from French fry oil. Oh, yeah, you can do that now. It's getting old Mercedes diesel. Yeah. And it smells. It smells smells like french fries. It does. It's like and and like, depending on where. We didn't. Wow. Really? We didn't. Yes. Should you be making me a sandwich? I'm not making you a sandwich. Make your own sandwich, pussy. You're back in the kitchen. Make me some pie.
Speaker: if she was my one, be like aren't you supposed to be wrong? No, but it's like, uh, the, uh, the big three killed a guy for making a better carburetor. He built, he built a carburetor. Benji and I were talking about this the other day. He built a carburetor for his like 79 Lincoln, you know, his fucking yacht of a car. And he got a hundred miles a gallon.
Speaker: Using what? He just rebuilt the carburetor. He built his own carburetor for the car using regular gas, put two gallons of gas on it and drove 200 miles. Did he did he release the the engineering specs for that or? I think you might have, but they're classified. Like when like when people make those kind of claims and they don't back it up, I get a little little. Well, it's like like you saw the guy that made the water powered buggy. ah And there was never there was never any... No, his his plans his plans are in the... um You can actually order the plans from from the records company. The problem is he's not an engineer, so you can't read them. so like You can read them, but you don't you can't understand it because he's not an engineer. It's like napkin drawings.
Speaker: i So like engineers have read them, downloaded and read them and and they're just and he was he was a poison. Wow. Click shave. Let's see. The thing is you read it. The thing is Tom fuckery. I don't need one of those. See, the thing is, Jeff, like an engineer could take the existing carburetor, whatever in reverse engineer. may you know Well, that's what I'm saying. and that you know A good engineer can reverse engineer anything. So even with that water engine shit, like i'm um'm I'm skeptical of it. I don't i don't i don't know if it's - Oh, I get it. It's one of those things. like i in fact like You've seen people where they they... Basically, what it was is a hydrogen generator.
Speaker: You've seen though that that that is actually something they are working with is hydrogen. Well, there's a lot of people that are making it you can make you get you can get the stainless steel ah drain covers for your shower and you you bolt them together with rubber in between them and put a positive negative to that fucker and it'll start separating the oxygen and hydrogen from the water. It's like they're not efficient enough. But you could that there was one guy he built a it's a hydrogen cutter where literally it's it's basically the same concept, but you can cut steel with the fucker. And you you could map they were mass producing them and he he took the mechanism that he used and put it in his car. Six months later, he was dead. Hey, I got a quick question. Sure.
Speaker: This is open night challenge, right? We're still. Yeah. Um, I guess we're going to wait till after break because we were doing announcements and stuff, but we are. Oh, okay. Cool. yeah We're just waiting on dummy to get back because so we can go a break. Um, but yeah, there, there's. You are not waiting on dummy to come back. So you can go to break. You know how many times I tried to intervene on the damn weed store conversation that you guys just like. It was an interesting conversation. Oh, just tell us. Just mute us. Just like, hey, shut up, fuckers. if You still haven't quite understood the concept of being a dead horse. but Okay. I'll beat the shit out of that horse.
Speaker: yofari one Let's go on Blazin's show and we'll argue about it. ah Let's go on Blazin's show and argue about you being the dead horse. There's nothing wrong with being a dead horse. and you got out by shot i yeah his voice is an asshole and he'll switch it up and he'll be like right jeff you're goingnna argue why you shouldn't be the dead horse and g click There you go. you know that's That's actually a good thing because then you get the other person's point of view. No, no, you guys were fine. I was talking to Nicky anyways. And I was a buddy of mine out in PA. I think he's been on here. Well, yeah, he's been on the show a couple of times. Him and his buddies started a podcast. It's called Another Shot. And I was giving him help because i was he we were talking about the Trump thing. And I said, yeah, we just talked about all the show. And he's like, yeah, we're getting ready to... to go live to and I said, you sons of bitches. Yeah. And he said, just be, just be a good dog and sit like a good boy. And I said, you walk back on the porch because you're playing with the biggest dogs in the yard right now, going up against nonsensical nonsense on a Saturday night.
Speaker: ah let's ohsh shit alyssa said ah i thought niki went out to deliver name she she's right beside me in the bathroom ah this just said i I like that idea of weed inception. i mean doing that out I'm telling it um know you what's that? i love you Did you see where Jeff was showing the world's largest just weed stores in Vegas. Yeah, I was listening to it. I didn't know if you heard that or not. I was going to say, so that the Christopher, see stop I know, but I still think he would find it cool. that True. True. True. True. True. I don't think so. I didn't, let's go on break. No, that's what I'm doing. I'm, I'm doing that right now. Uh, I was again, Mickey just got home from work. So
Speaker: what This is the realness of of of our podcast is sometimes we we we don't stop for real, you know, we don't stop the show. We just keep going. But um no, we're going to take a real quick break. at and and And as I said, you know, last night, again, I can't say it enough. Shout out to the ladies last night. Such an awesome show. Jules Brie and Marley, we're going to play some of their music tonight. Um, just a reminder here, if you're in the LA area and you want to check out a really awesome concert and it's free Friday, July 19th, 8 PM live at the lucky strike Hollywood. You're going to have Izzy T.
Speaker: Marley Bree Jules all doing their thing Can be a female comedian MC in the night a female DJ that I'm entertaining people in between sets. It's all women just doing their thing and I have music from all the ladies tonight. We're gonna start with Hopefully I hit the right button. We're gonna start a little with a miss Marley you guys you can find her at I am Marley and on all social media and everywhere you listen to music, Marley is spelled M -A -R -L -Y, or L -H -Y. You guys can go give her some love, let her know we sent you. And I believe this is her latest video. So we'll be back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: Stay corrected, this is not her latest video, actually, I'm wondering if you're archival.
Speaker: No,
Speaker: no.
Speaker: I think I hate the internet, and the way I get every time I see someone happy hanging with my ex All of my anxiety goes inside of me, cuz I'm still not right where I wanna be and everyone's weird My head is bleeding, I don't know what I'm supposed to do, yeah I think I hate the internet
Speaker: But I don't wanna fake it, say I'll call you back to me This is cause I'm self -bladed I'm not gonna try and hide I'm feeling the heat of state I'm feeling the state of state I'm feeling the heat of state I'm feeling the heat of state I'm feeling the heat
Speaker: I wish that I knew what to love Had to be enough, but I run quick Cause the last god fucked me up I wish that I knew what to say Happy everyday, gotta get started I don't wanna think, it's okay that everyone's waiting Now I'm pacing, I don't know what I'm supposed to do with me Yeah, so maybe that's what I want Cause I'm wanting to know
Speaker: Never giving up on my soul I'm more than I'm most Never giving up on my soul The scars are still bleeding I'm not gonna try and hide them all The way that you said comes around my soul
Speaker: Oh God. Oh, oh God. um money I'm pushing too many months buttons at once. There you go, y 'all. That was Miss Marley, AKA the bubbly badass, because that's exactly what she is. She is so bubbly and cheerful cheerful and innocent. And and and and I do love her. Sorry, that was not her most recent video. I actually went into the archives to find that because as I told the ladies, I've become a fan of their music and I've been listening to all of it. And I really liked that song.
Speaker: that's ah and it's a true It's a good song. and It's a really cool video that they did. um But you guys can find Marley on all social media. I am Marley. M -A -R. I think I'm going to fuck it up. M -A -R -L -H -Y. I am Marley. Go give her a follow. Go give her some love and check out her music. Like we said, she is a bubbly badass, look forward to seeing the shirts. Apparently, I'm going to be getting a hot pink, bubbly badass, hot pink with black leather shirt that I promised her I would wear on the shows. And I will, if if i if the shirt actually happens, I will 100 % wear it on the show for her.
Speaker: But we had a lot of fun last night. She was one of the ladies that joined me last night. And again, you guys can see them July 19th at Women Rock L .A. Free concert, free concert, free. But I do like free. Welcome back to Men Care for Men. Jeff apparently relocated to a dungeon, it looks like. No, I'm in my living room. Oh, wow. Uh, welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. We have blazed it in the house, newest member of the nonsensical network. As we learn Jeff is here as always sleepy. Connor is pulling his best Tony D and showing up late and just wandering off aimlessly and to come back.
Speaker: Just so you guys know, there are only jokes when i say when I say that about Tony D. I mean, it's real. That's what Tony D did. But it's jokes. It's Connor D with the soft D. you did And it's only soft because he's paralyzed. And he's eating Connor soft D. Oh, shit.
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Speaker: There's something else I was going to say after all I said all that. bull Oh, uh, yes, it is Saturday night. Sorry. We got a little carried away with all the announcements and the changes and everything that's going on and everything that's happening. and Weed was definitely a good diversion. Yeah. It is Saturday night.
Speaker: oh should you It's going to be one of those nights, huh, Blaze?
Speaker: ah About 4 o 'clock in the afternoon, I'm going to see Blaze's snap story. Great conversation, whiskey, but I'm too old for this shit. Calm down, Danny lover. and
Speaker: i am an honest tonight It is it is Saturday night. Ladies and gentlemen, we do a little thing around here. We call it the open door challenge. Basically, Jeff drops the link in the chatters board chatters chatters box. You're going to see it pop up. If you're feeling frisky, you feel a little froggy. And if you're brave enough, go to the link and come on in and hang out with us. All we ask that you turn the camera on and please don't show us your Becker because none of us want to see it. Please keep your camera on. I don't know. We talked thought about that last night. You'll be added to the list and it's the same list that Jeff is on and then you'll have to move to canada we to Canada or Mexico either or I don't know. Send you an email to let you know. I don't even I don't even know where the hell Jeff lives anymore. i know He's in Canada. He's in Mexico. He was out around. He was deported to ken kuonnis yeah yeah i think liaac's been there
Speaker: yeah isaac asac Give me two fingers. Give me a peace sign. right Just checking. Just checking, buddy. What's up, sir? I do not want to see it. What's going on, man? Beard is epic. I'm sorry, Glick, but he kicked your ass in beardism. Yeah, at least his is one color. No, I think it's about the same. It's about the same. It's about the same. I just, I just, I just cleaned his mind and he lets his, and he lets his bush out. Yeah, I do. You do make me want to like guard my lucky charm cereal though. Yeah, I'm Irish, Scottish and Welsh. Oh, there you go.
Speaker: yeah Confused. I'm Native American somehow. What the fuck? i fifty seven in the building What's going on with you tonight, brother? Oh, Eddie's got the double deuce. Eddie's got a double deuce. That's what's up. Man, I ain't seen one of those in somebody's hand in a long time. That's all mean that's why. You're just teasing the house. It's a freedom, baby. Yeah, double deuce. I'm just chilling. I saw you guys drinking a beer. I feel fucking social and just attention to anything. I just saw the stream and clicked the link. Nice. Oh, yeah, man. That's what we do on Saturday.
Speaker: That's what we do on Saturdays. We hang out. We we we love meeting new people. We love people coming up and hanging out with us. And if you're cool, then shit, you're in. Yeah, I met you once. It was one time. Yeah. And I it's I just haven't seen you since I haven't even seen the stream before like pop up. Hey, we're shit. There's something going on on this YouTube channel or whatever. Whenever you're watching on. Seven days a week. There's something going on. There's we got seven different shows to choose from I'm surprised hasn't popped up. That's weird yeah turn high i not ah Yes, like shares describe and turn those bells on I didn't I didn't subscribe last time that's why but I would have assumed I found it already again yeah um I'm glad you're here. We're on that weird side of the internet the
Speaker: put you on the list. I wasn't waiting for the stream to drop leggy. I happen to come up right with the stream drop like it was meant for me. There there there there is no in between with us. There's no gray area. You either love us or you hate us and that's it. There's no or nothing love for my fellow humans unless they **** me over on purpose. fair well ca ros conor will stitch on what's going on louis I'm not. um I'm not. Yes, you are. I'm allowed to get. piss yes lewis What's up, dude? He was ready. He was ready. He was ready. He was like, I know they're going to ask. I know that it's Saturday night. and I know they're going to say it. I know they're going to quit. Got him. So I met I met V .S. Lewis on another podcast. I was up last week and I think um so. you keep
Speaker: i am I'm cheating on you, buddy. I'm a hot commodity um o play you're the jason maboa of podcasts oh god know No, no, ah I Don't wear pink Unless it's only rock pink. It's all my face. I'm good with pink on my fair back
Speaker: I like said, I would totally rock pink if I had the balls to go outside, but I would just probably get my ass kicked. I wear purple. I like purple. I like purple. I don't want problem. Yeah. No, I told, I told Marla, I told Marla, I was like, I'll be 100 % honest with you. I'll probably, you know, If you want to send me a free, the free pink shirt, absolutely. I'll probably wind up buying like a different color, like, you know, blue, black, gray, something, whatever, you know, uh, but I will 100%. And then they're like, yeah, you won't go outside, but you'll wear it on the, they made fun of me for that. I'm like, well, people are used to me looking like a complete dumbass on the internet. In the real world, they see a different, like I wore, I wore a, I have a pink panther shirt.
Speaker: that's all pink, and it's kind of drawing a pink panther on it. It says pink panther. I wear that all the time. I love it. I have no problem with pink. It's just like... I want to all ah want a pink shirt that says on the back, if you want to kick my ass, you're gay. There you go. I'm actually... I want to get a bumper sticker that says when cops pull... only gay cops pull me over.
Speaker: Do that that reminds me of a story guys you guys up for a story always all wanted so Yeah, dude, you can smoke on the show but so this this was this is what I was stationed in Fucking you know, you can't smoke I yeah and i'll be So So the shop that I worked in, we were all about busting each other's balls, playing pranks on each other, whatever. And I fucking caught this dude's line badge and I put a fucking picture of Ernie on it. And we talked to the gate guards before we like left for the day. And we watched this dude get hemmed up. It was hilarious. Of course, it it was a joke. So we never got like
Speaker: like escorted off or anything but anyway so let's fast -forward he gets me back he takes some stencil papers like real thin like brown cardboard and he writes I heart boys on and he puts it on the back license plate of my car I didn't know shit about it dude I'm driving down fucking Hill Air Force Base on a military installation I get pulled over And I'm like, I wasn't speeding. What the fuck's going on? And the fucking the security forces or the fucking military cop walks up. He's like, you know why I pulled you over? No, dude, I had no fuck. Oh, I don't actually. He's like, he's like, I don't think you did this. But can you come here and look at your back license plate? I'm like, I'm sitting there thinking of myself as like my I know my lights work and I know my registrations up up, you know, it's it's all good.
Speaker: And I walk around, I look, I look at the fucking tag. And the only thing I think is, God damn it, Dave, you motherfucker. And the cop, you know, so I took it off, the cop laughed and, you know, I i drove off, but it was - I've had something similar happen to me. I had a, I had a beater pickup truck. And what's that? Freedom. three Freedom in a pillow. No, I doesn't beat or pick up the truck in high school and and somebody put duct tape on my bumper and Then wrote I support hillbilly rights on on my bump on on the duct tape And I can run with it for like a week and a half before I realize that's some red green shit, right? and I was like you I Ended up taking it off and put it on my book bag
Speaker: nice but What do you sip on him? What exactly kind of 40 is that? so ah miller i like shan He's got a 40, but it's classy. I just picked up two today because I was like kind of pissed off feeling. Why were you pissed off? My parents forced me to take pharmaceutical drugs that I don't want to take that make me depressed, angry, and sad. I don't do it. Please don't murder your parents. it's gonna murder my you he anyone lying If anyone goes out, it's going to be me. Well, don't do that. um No, it's a sarcasm. It's an enlightenment way to say no one else will ever get hurt. It would only be me. Well, not to be not to be too serious. Usually we get super serious to talk about this kind of stuff on Mondays. However, if anyone's going to hurt me, it's going to be me.
Speaker: that's all saying I'm not with or anyone I'm like a pacifist I I tried to break up a fight the other day This guy was getting jumped by three guys and they almost jumped me for trying to break it up I was gonna say that's a good way to get I don't even go back to that place. It's like it's a skate the skate park I've grown up there for 15 years and there's always bullshit. I just gave up on all of them I said, you know, I'm done. I'm done with the skate park. Fuck you guys. I'm out. you You took a smoke break. Do you not smoke inside your house? I can't smoke in the house. I ah i live with my parents and there's a baby here. Yeah. No, you're because I mean, if if you want to smoke on on can, you're good. ah Got you. Thank yeah you. I like to went out like turn your camera off to go to smoke. I'm like Jeff smokes. I mean, we've had we. Oh, no, I just I just did that. So people would have a picture while I'm gone. Yeah.
Speaker: no Put it out of that our buddy West gets stoned out of his door. He doesn't show up until he's seven joints deep. Yeah. Oh, beautiful. And then he spoke. I'm a I'm a mushroom guy. LSD, DMT. I was going to say laser. Bloat is a I love I love me. I do. I love me a trip to Wonderland. I so do. i I love like adults because it's like my brain works and my heart is gets in tune with my mind. I just like, I just like to escape, man. It's like the only time I can like elevate myself outside. That's what I'm saying. Elevate. Yeah, you're not wrong when you say that word at all. Drive me to the moon. I think mushrooms and acid are amazing. I mix them. I've never done acid. I've never done acid harder than weed. The thing is, you have to microdose acid because it's a synthetic and you will feel drained as fuck if you do it all the time.
Speaker: With mushrooms, you could do psychedelic mushrooms every day, but you can't do acid every day. I agree. Good to know. My rule is for my recreational drugs, if it doesn't grow out of the ground, I don't do things. and And it is partially a normal drug. LSD is called LSA, lysergic acid comes from plants, but they synthesize it. And it turns into a different chemical, which MKUltra uses to, let's get him really smart. Let's pull out all of his information from his brain and then let's burn it after because he's going to be burnt.
Speaker: You know, I don't I don't think there's a drug out there that actually makes people smarter. I really wish there is mushrooms making smarter. Mushrooms make you smarter. I think mushrooms. I think mushrooms help like rewire the brain to hope to think more openly. But I don't think the person actually gets. No, for me, it increases my IQ every time. 100 percent. But I'm grounded and I'm solid in my mind. Nothing can break me. I also went to a place with magnets and a doctor that said it would help my brain and I came out emotionless, numb and desensitized and ah depersonalized. I have lost every bit of research I did from one day at a doctor with magnets that said it would help and I lost it all.
Speaker: i don't su I want to sue the fuck out of them because they didn't tell me any of the bad. They didn't tell me any of the side effects that were negative. And I looked them up last night because I was off the pharmaceuticals and my parents were not forcing me to take again. and I got smart again. And then they got mad. I got smart. And they made me take it again. OK. All right. It's it's sad. So I don't know about that world. I don't I don't do. I don't do pharmaceutical. I think I take pharmacy. All right. So I'm on a I'm on an anti -advil. I'm on I'm on.
Speaker: the um Shit, I'm on the motorgen. It's like a ro said um it's a mood. Yeah, right. I'm gonna They forced me to take an antipsychotic because I'm so smart and I'm tired of the I'm tired of the fact people fuck with me in my whole life and I can't drop it that they make me take theircrier by chance It sounds like pet d hold on that that sounds like PTSD. I've had we full accounts ah multiple accounts of events that I should have PTSD. ah it sounds like it but i am not a comma goa for two days I saved a guy's life drowning, which gave me PTSD for like eight months. I agree, BS. I agree.
Speaker: And then they burnt my brain with magnets. And I've never felt emotion for God ever since. And I used to worship God out of love every day. And I went away. What do you mean? What do you mean? OK, OK, I'm curious about this. What is the magnet thing you're talking about? I don't to this day. I should this day don't know what they did, but they hooked up like 12 magnets to my brain with a grounding cable where the pineal is. And they sucked some shit out of my brain and I don't feel anything anymore.
Speaker: I've heard it. I've heard of this pineal gland stuff and I don't exactly under. Well, it's not that I don't understand it. I just don't know. It's the rod of Aaron that buds. It's a yeah man that releases from your brain that has the three wise men in it. That's her three chemicals that synchronize into your brain to give you an enlightenment experience. And they stole it from me. It's just like I've studied this shit for 10 years and then I trusted a doctor and I had it depleted in one day.
Speaker: interesting i don't like i i went down this pathway of enlightenment for 10 plus years and i swear to god they had a weapon to get rid of it that's insane And I'd never felt like, okay, so I used to worship God every day after work, out of like, love and compassion. I went home the day after I went to the magnet place, and it wouldn't let me feel it anymore. And I couldn't feel God anymore. And I can't feel my heart anymore. My heart and my brain used to be connected on the same frequency and they fucked it up. But how does, how does magnets like cancel? Like realign? Because our brain is a magnetic electrical quantum computer.
Speaker: oh Yes, no our our brain is magnetic and electric. That's the only reason it works. I'm telling you that's How yeah I mean it fire it fires it fires and likeron i was thought it was more of like a chemical reaction. No, that's correct. No, it's it's electrical. it's a like like Well, no, there's you're putting in like the chemical. don There's definitely electrical impulses going on in our brain, but it's definitely electrical at its source and it creates oils and creates its own alchemy table with electricity and magnets. Just to answer, ripped off real quick. um I was diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder, so I get manic and shit, but.
Speaker: I'm good now because I got some good homies to hang out with. So I'm good. So yeah, I see. There's a reason why I don't go to doctors, man. Ever. Yeah. I trusted the people around me and everything in me told me not to do it. Like God was telling me not to do it. And I didn't listen. How old are you, Isaac? I'm 29.
Speaker: And I had, I had like three to four to five people around me, like trying to influence me to get in there so they could probably get their insurance money and everything.
Speaker: Like, and then, and then I bring up the fact that I want to, I want to take it to a lawyer. And that's why my parents forced me to retake the medicine. They're like, damn, he's waking up again. fuck I I have So when you're off your your your meds, like what kind of, what kind of, charge i you said that and cool. I thought that's where you're at. No, no, no. What, what, what, what, what ideas do you come up with? Things are more real and spiritual in a lucid dream or not a lucid, it feels like I'm in a dream that I don't know I'm in a dream, but when I'm off it, I'm in a lucid dream and I know I'm in a dream.
Speaker: OK. It's like I can control reality when I'm off it, but when I'm on it, it feels like I got stuff back in the matrix. Hold on. Like, let's see. Ah, too many commitments. So let's let's rewind. Like you said, like you control reality in your what? In my mind. Ah, and how do you do that? I don't know. I can't tell you the dynamics of how it works. I just know it's true. And then they seem to have taken a power that I had away from me. Interesting. Okay. All right. Well, yeah. I mean, I've, I've studied entheogen plant teachers for like 4 ,500 plus hours, 4 ,500 plus hours, tripping balls. And all my research went away with one session of magnets.
Speaker: So you don't write this research down. You don't take notes or, you know, it was in my heart because God writes it in your heart. Okay. Let's see. My thing is if I have, if I have these experiences, I'm going to jot them down because you already know that they can disappear. Why wouldn't you want to go ahead and like, you you down know, I did not know. that they can disappear with the magnet in frequency that they fucked my brain. I'd had no idea I would never would have done it. They'd never disclosed to me that there are negative side effects. I looked up last night the negative side effects and I have most of them. um Okay.
Speaker: And I, that's why my parents made me forced me to medicine this morning. Cause I said, Oh, I looked up all the research last night and I have all the side effects and they never once told me any of them. And I looked up a full article on it and I have them and I'm depersonalized. I don't feel like myself anymore. I feel lost and heartless and emotionless. So I say this because I think my bowl of cereals in jeopardy, but what do you mean by the magnets took your intelligence away? I'm not quite sure they knew. I know they mapped my brain, sent it to a research lab. They said they've never seen one like my brain in 15 years of her work. She's never seen a brain like it. They probably sold it off to some data research for AI or some shit.
Speaker: what this is new denver call No, no, hear me out. Hear me out. This is in Denver, Colorado. Weird shit. And it was on the news and they were pumping it through the mass media left wing news. I don't know what you're talking about now. It's so complex. You would never understand unless you do. Actually, I'm actually I probably could. I think like I think you might. You just don't. I'm not saying the right word. Don't don't don't sit there and say a what and if you don't. Words are hard. Words are very hard.
Speaker: I don't know how better I could say it, that I was spiritually deeply connected to a divine source of energy and it went away with one treatment. They disconnected. They disconnected my heart from my brain. My my crown chakra from my heart chakra. They disconnected it. Now we're getting to spirit science. so did They unplugged this router and didn't plug it back in. No, they they didn't even unplug it. They burnt they burnt it.
Speaker: You and Connor would be good friends. i What do I need to work? um I just got a new job and i um I haven't started yet. I'm about to work at a casino. it's Is it in Las Vegas? No, I'm in California. good sanas Vegas has got that big dispenser even. yeah yeah He's a man on the scene who's just saying. No, I'm going to be a slot attendant like handing out cash and like giving change and fixing machines and shit. Fair enough, dude. I like to give it. Actually, I like to receive cash more than you give it out. yeah I gave up. I got a full FBI background check and I'm good. I'm sorry. I'm actually kind of shocked. like do They had to have seen all the videos I did on shrooms and acid, right? I guess so. I used to stream on shrooms. I used to stream on acid. I used to stream on DMT. like
Speaker: I'm gonna be last like a couple of minutes or a couple. Yeah, I know I know I mean that' funny like how short we are extreme i was say isn't dm isn't that just a few minutes the but joe It depends on what kind of team to you get there's different types You can get the the alkaloid one, which is a pink crystal that comes from the pink bar that's has all the old alkaloids in it There's like it's like we there's different chemicals in if you get If you get pure THC, you're getting pure THC, but if you get rosin, you're getting all the other alkaloids. So I had all the alkaloid ones and it lasts like 25 minutes. Rossin is just fucking BS, man. Shut the fuck up. ah No, dude, rosin, you're getting all the other chemicals in there that they're purging out. But rosin, rosin is just press flower in my home. Yes.
Speaker: It's just, you're getting all the, you're getting all the alkaloids compared to if you have like diamonds, you're only getting THC, but there are other chemicals in weed that we don't know about that affect us in ways we don't understand. Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, like, I mean, chemistry, I know, I understand what you're saying. I just don't. I just don't see the negativity behind. Oh, my God, this is going so much down the rabbit hole. I don't want to go to tonight. No, no, that's not. um It's not. a it's I'm just saying it's different. I'm not saying. Well, somebody please stop me. Oh, no, yeah know no, I'm not doing this, dude. Nothing. I'm listening, man. I'm I'm into it. I'm waiting. I'm waiting for William Shatner to show, but there's gribbling like on the wing.
Speaker: It's like, you know, incarnation dreams and dreams where I'm set up by doctors and dreams where I'm tested on and in research labs. I'm just saying I've had them like a premonition. I think we've all experienced some kind of deja vu and I understand what you mean. I just don't see. like this I don't know my man. You're struggling. You're struggling. I am very lucky. Until they take this power that I'm talking about from you, you wouldn't even know you had it.
Speaker: Okay. Okay. So telling you what's this power feel like? Cause I'm not sure. baly Hold on. Hold on. You said you had this power at one time. It was taken from you. Yes. And you wouldn't understand what it was taken unless it was taken from you. It's like, yeah what's that experience like? It is like being connected to the whole universe and unity and peace and love and respect. And they took it from them and all of a sudden it's gone. I just smoke a bowl of that. I still smoke and it helps. Yeah, it does help. And when I take mushrooms, it helps, but it doesn't last. Like I had it. I had enlightenment. I had Shambhala. I had reached the goal of Allah. Shambhala? I had reached the maximum of all maximum. Shambhala boys. Leggy! Leggy! I know what you mean. Like no one's ever seen a brain like mine either man. It's like, it's like totally unique.
Speaker: They said they've never seen one like God in old um waterter shit you yeah you like i' gotta going total Thomas's hunt hi thomasson turn into os gaze sorry isaac yeah I my bowl of lucky terms have been molested I Agreed what's up? Like yeah, how you doing young lady? Yeah, I feel like I just took mushrooms. Holy shit yeah because it's not it seems to be like a fairly country zone so i thought oh been on my oh no there's um like oh this is Never a country free zone
Speaker: Yeah. Like it's it's i like here Jeff's here. I'm here. that there are degree There are degrees of, you know, I'm i'm stroke process i'm still trying to process. i i'm a big umma animal I'm still trying to process this. I don't know what's going on. and I'm trying to, I feel for the guy. He's like, good dude. He's not being a dick. you know No, he's cool. he's sweet oh sweet I just don't understand. I think that that's, I think that's the problem here is just the lack of understanding. I'm letting the whiskey do the thinking. I've only I've only done one drug my entire life. And that was that was the marijuana. And I did it twice when I was 16 from 42 years old to the math. You quit. I'll be an alcoholic instead of a stoner. no Yeah, maybe streams aren't for me, dude.
Speaker: I was going to say, yeah, but her i caught her talk me out of drugs. I mean, I think that if I took shrooms, you'd see me crawling around the house like, dude, my legs really don't work, man.
Speaker: my bla go
Speaker: like so just screw like oh my god i yeah
Speaker: but but I like that picture. away part of the big bag no recall the last time he was on the show I like I'm just I am so lost right now. i don't just he a rolling not a rabbit bull I think that's what's happening. you got her all you Dude, Isaac, you have all our brains kind of fucked right now. you are you It's hard to explain that to your brain, which is a quantum electric computer fried with magnets and they told you it was only help and it only got worse. It's hard to understand. I feel feel like magnet an egg beater in my ear and just you put a man you put a magnet next to your computer and you'll fuck it up.
Speaker: understand a whole bunch yeah yeah but like i mean our brains are our computers and then our brains are electromagnetic computers bro they aren't the same as ah as they are talented not therere oh ski tree process i also have a bunch of magnets right next to my computer and it's absolutely fine that fucks that d maybe that's why i'm so fucked yeah no it's when you put it like they look close to it held a powerful magnet They powered them with electricity. It'll fry your computer if they're powered. Well, yeah You could like if you put a magnet next to a video cassette thing it'll erase it Yes, I say that I say this as an ICP fan Magnets how the fuck do they work?
Speaker: right. Right. That beats me. Hey, got breaking news out of out of Hillary. camp um and We were talking earlier how did she lose her but gun qualification because she did. No.
Speaker: meanment She's like, we should have went with the suicide. That was that was funny. That was funny. I didn't know anything about it until you guys mentioned it on here. It happened right before he started it. It sounds like he started the shit he would set up himself. well we mentioned that it that surprised me but and what i i can' live any i cream i actually They're a terrible shot if I was shooting myself I would not miss you know that i hire them because if I hired them it would have been a good shot. I would have hired chris i hired the best The left can't shoot the left sucks at shooting they can't shoot
Speaker: He doesn't hurt the best people. hery on he He's got to come out and say this guy is the best. They can't even shoot. They don't know how to shoot. He's like like, he's like, this boy scout totally fucking misses shot.
Speaker: no everything like one the shot He's like sitting there at the podium and he turns to the side, and then all of a sudden he's like, ow, and then fucking a bunch of people run in and grab him, throw him down. you that he's like that Is that like when the eagle attacked? He literally is like, what the fuck was that? But what did he get shot with? What was it that hit him? Did it graze him? Did it actually hit him? It hit his ear. It was probably his spitball. No, you could hear the silencer. They had a silencer on that fucker. There was like 10 shots. There was a lot of shots. There was a lot of shots and he ran, ow.
Speaker: Well, it hit him. OK, then. It is here. mistake Like, if you look at the if you look at his ear, it like, you can't really fake the way it looks. It's like torn. It's not like a little cut. It's not like a snippet. It's like it's a fucking blast. Right. I think he got lucky as fuck. A lot of shots were fired and it only grazed one bullet grazed his ear. It's a shitty shot. I hired me. I don't know. It sounds fishy to me. and but That's the conspiracy city you should be looking into. Forget the fucking magnets. No, there's no... here here He got fucking shot. What do you mean? He's not fake. He's alive of it. People in the crowd got shot. People in the crowd got shot. Everything i about that man is fake. It's not fake. It's Christlike. What do you mean? He says fuck everyone and fuck you for not not believing. He says fuck you guys.
Speaker: yeah interesting about that manner is speak You're not even in America are you? What the fuck? He's some left wing agent that talks shit about Trump and you don't even live here? I love how Trump says he's in fire. Everybody in Scotland hates him. I'm Scottish myself, and I love him. I i will say this. no Yes, I am. I'm Irish, Scottish, and Welsh. You want to take my DNA from me? Fuck you. I'm Scottish, Welsh, andnna and Fuck you. You want to lie to yourself? You could lie to yourself all day, Saint. If you want to really see something that said, take a look at what happened.
Speaker: On you ready ready
Speaker: There it is the man's risking his life to save our country you don't know shit to you Okay, all right Don't talk shit about someone who just got shot. It's not. He got shot. You got shot. If your shot, you're not going to say it. He did get shot. He did get shot. I will admit that. But I don't think he's still a great person.
Speaker: you only right behind a twist running way he might not be the best way wait wait my yes he ended i don't know um day i don't i'm not going to get into this roman catholics I don't care about the bullshit lying sex slavery going on that you want to hide I don't care about any of that okay What I'm saying is sir there are no such thing as a good politician. I'll leave it at that. Next subject, folks. to So have you guys ever had sex with the porcupine? That sounds that sounds honestly oddly arousing. Sounds painful. Did Isaac drop or did we drop? his No, he dropped. He dropped. It sounds it soundss a bit prickly.
Speaker: A little bit. like I see what you did there. Hey, hey, Isaac, Isaac, if if if ah Isaac, if you're still listening and I hope you are because I don't I don't hate you. I think you're actually pretty cool up here to a point. But if you'd like to have this conversation in a deeper manner, ah hit me up at Blaze and Glass for 420 at Gmail dot com. There you go. you've just got your first to pick. Yeah. A little preview. No, no. Okay. So in. Let's not do it on here though. Hold on. click Can, can I, ah can I plug my, my, my other project? Of course. Yeah. Okay. So, well, I mean, it's, this is like outside of the network. So, so I also have a show where I just have
Speaker: congenial conversations with people about various topics that intersect with social zeitgeist. And I think this would be a great one, especially with, you know, the almost $10 words. Shut the fuck up, you ball sack. So if any. Oh, Isaac's back. Yay. Yeah. Yeah. Isaac. Isaac. Hey, Isaac. I'm glad you're here, but I just want to put this out real quick. We put we put that's funny. We typically put politics to the side, but yeah, we don't do politics. I do like this. I hate it. I just back the fact that he probably got shot and people want to make it a fucking joke. So I would like politics allowed. God damn it. Jeff, be better. We're like they're like we don't put them on this show.
Speaker: Yes, and I actually love everyone and I will turn into a hater with try to fucking falsify real shit. I, I don't love everybody. I think that's weird. I do. I actually. I die for you. I die for you. I would love to have this. I would die for blazing. You know, I would. I'm not lying. I would love to have this conversation on a more serious note, but not here, unfortunately, because that's not what this channel is about to my channel, bro. I go live all the time. But you can hear me. This is your show called the place. And last year, my name, I'll type in chat and you get my channel is the same as mine. And but I don't think anybody's listening to what you just know, it's good. No, no, no, I was going. No one has the ears to hear. No, it's good. You're good. Right. Where's my private fucking chat? Fucking. It's underneath France. Yeah, it's all the way to the right.
Speaker: one
Speaker: No politics. No politics banner when is it the same person who put up the Hillary Clinton meme? Is it the same person who introduced the politics banner? I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just saying. What man, I heard you talking about. it being All women. That was funny. All women do their work. Turn in the frogs, gay leggy.
Speaker: All women do is worship Satan. We don't need a woman president to worship Satan more. Jesus. friing frogs i All women are good for is pussy. That's it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, buddy. hes it's a jo It's a fucking sarcastic joke. Come on. Listen to him pretending like he knows what fucking pussy is, as if he's ever fucking seen it. I got girls begging for my fucking cock. What are you talking about? That's why you're on here on a Saturday night. Sure. I find value in people that can actually talk and not just make assumptions about a fake fucking hit man. Nobody i did no i said this man was fake. I did. I did.
Speaker: ah just said you said up and well You said it was a setup he said it was fair set up himself I said it was you can't me like i all dude he's charing his head he's turninging his head like this you can't miss by three inches and make it a fucking show you can't hit someone's earlobe and mr play its on accident you p You don't like to have an opinion. You see, you've got a penis, so you don't like to talk about it. That's the difference. Me? Oh, wait, no. Hey, I see. Women have Satan. but We have a penis. Yes. Women have Satan. Oh, hold up. Hold up. This is getting weird. But. Oh, one thing. One thing. How is it only getting to your throat? I just troll against anyone that wants to say that Trump's assassination was fake. If anyone says Trump is fake, I'm just going to troll him.
Speaker: And today, in today's climate, as far as a first and foremost, we don't talk about politics here. I literally left for just a minute or two to go show some love to so another podcast. they're They're live right now. And I was just showing them some love. Jeff, you fucking know better. We don't do politics on here. A first and foremost, we don't talk about politics. It's just the day, the day, or the day is bringing it out of me because of what happened. Second of all, Second of all, you're not we're not going to we're not going to attack genders, whether it's male or female. Third of all, in today's climate, it's not that far fetched of an idea to say that there was a an assassination that was staged. An assassination attempt. How can you miss a bullet by a half an inch and not kill him?
Speaker: When he's turning low, I can. but i but You've just made to the point. You've just made the point. If that's a good of a shot. yes um you thinking of oh this okay if if if they don't make you want to eat a how points and If they hit his temple, he wouldn't be dead. so that number my much number We're going to move on and we're going to move away from it. Okay. Thank you. That conversation is done in squash, so we're going to move away from it because, as I said, we don't do politics on it. And shame on you, Jeff. God damn you, Jeff. Let's talk about why we're leaving. If I would have deported your ass to Mexico. When I leave, you're in charge. My favorite quote of the night so far has been blazing and now it's getting weird.
Speaker: It's getting really weird. It was already fucking weird. You know, what i mean you know i'm I'm kind of mad that we took it off. I like weird. Don't get me wrong. I love weird. Before the show started, Chris and I were going through some of the stuff we had and we took off a something that we never used anymore, but I'm going to use it. Let's talk about your cable. so Let's talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about letters buttered sausage? That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it? It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips.
Speaker: So that is the, that is the, we're changing the subject video. I do like butter sausage. It does sound good. like you What do you thought of the buttered sausage? and your own fucking privacy your own home isn't ah Don't lie, you love the buttered sausage. you like ah yeah um so i I'm sure that it it's not, but it sounds like it would be a British thing. So I agree. Right. i know that it's on okay So so battered sausage would be a thing here. You know, the noise in corn in stopper and then i yeah you batter your sausage. That's going to come out. You're going to catch it. Don't batter your sausage. That's a good way to get a yeast infection. The best way, the button your sausage is you make some homemade butter. You take some heavy cream in a jar and shake it around.
Speaker: these take your sauces You know how you know how you know how and put it on your sausage. You know how but us ladies stay and then and then you insert it into a bun. You know how you know how you spit on that thing. Yeah. Yeah. hot too. Yeah, I have Walmart parking lot, boy. Yeah. Plays is like, if I do a good enough job, could I be on the network? I said, we'll talk about that later, please. The flies did this say I buttered his sausage. butter yeah breast buttered and lay heavy cream in his mouth swished it question went but I turned his cock into
Speaker: cornbread talking to about one has anyone ever experienced boys came over and cooked breakfast what like you what was Waffles with buttered sausage Fuck waffles sound good yeah shut up i a hot smoke on but i have that' to Be you yeah blazed zlight i was only waiting my wife for
Speaker: She's not home yet really way too much tonight tell her bring home waffles and weed Waffles and weed. Oh, I should ever pick up some blueberry waffles, dude, some blueberry. I go sound phenomenal. We i do. That's why you need. That's why you need to have cannabis butter on the ready. Dude, make make yourself some cannabis butter. So when you make waffles or pancakes, whatever, you got that fucking shit to slap. He's got kids in the house. They're going to they're going to steal it down down and down and down in Florida. There's a company.
Speaker: And they have the magical butter machine plays. Have you heard of it? Yes, you can. Yeah, you can order from the companies based out of Tampa, but it's a, it's a machine that makes spicy butter as stoner Gump says.
Speaker: All you need is freaking a crock pot and some fucking uh cheese dude I'm sorry. It sounds like so much work to get stoned. Just might a It's really not it's what just boy i'm a simple fucking three yeah jeff that's the thing i love every ables That's the great thing about stoners. They are the greatest engineering minds on the oh, yeah, they're fucking my guy Any way possible to get stoned out of their board bed. That's why you can't hate on the stoners because it's like I could make a machine that'll make cyber I'm getting Speaking of getting stoned there's there's a tick tock and it's actually real
Speaker: this This guy, he's sitting there and and his wife turns on the camera and she's like, did you did you eat all these? And it's a big bag of gummies. And he's like, he's like yeah, what what's the problem? She's like, Stephanie brought those over. She's a huge stoner. He's like, what what what do you what do you what what do you what do you mean? And she's like, they're weed gummies. He's like, there's only four left. She's like, there was a half pound bag. yeah And her parents are coming over in an hour. There's like four follow -ups where he's sitting there and he's like, do I look okay? She's like, stop rubbing your chest. I just thought wild cherry cookies. That actually sounds good. It'll kick in right around 10 PM. Oh, it'll be great. Yeah, I was just like, dude, that dude's in for a ride, man.
Speaker: I got the sneezes. So, and butter peaches and and and and others, Jesus, we need to take a break. When was the last time we had one of those? Yeah, are yeah let's let's get ready and take a real quick break. But like, when we come back, I want to get an update on where you are because you are only a couple of weeks away from something huge in your world. We've talked about it. She is like, ah she's getting ready to chop her own head off. You look like you're losing your mind. And if you would if you went live earlier and I was literally sitting at the studio and I was like,
Speaker: I told her I would be there to help if she needed me and then she waited until right before our show went on. I can't even help her. You know what, I actually commented on that. I only went live because you had said you'd come in and help me and I didn't want you to think that I had just completely like and not paid attention to that. I wasn't ready to test anything out anyway and I didn't realize it was going to be so complicated to try to connect everything to the the laptop because obviously streaming from the fringe is going to have to be on the laptop. So things were reconfiguring and all that kind of thing. I was like, do you know what? All this shit needs to be charged up. i'm not in any I'm not in any position to actually test any of it anyway, but I went live just to say, I'm here. I haven't forgotten. I'll go live tomorrow.
Speaker: you were like ryan so so You've been taking lessons from a couple other people that like no and and and I'll have to actually legitimately test things that was me just packing it all the way just now because it was also still sitting on the desk So, yeah you know, but ah yeah, no, well we will we will we when we come back from break? Well, I do what I do want to catch up with you because it feels like it's been forever since you've been around or been in the chat like to know I Where you are, are you almost ready? Are you losing your mind? I know you're always losing your mind. And that's one thing we know about lady.
Speaker: but We will be back here in a few minutes. I'm going to play a little something. I'm going to throw, like I said, I'm going to throw this up all night. You guys can get, you guys can get sick of it. I don't care. I'm going to show some support to the ladies and and hopefully somebody out there in the area will go, we'll go see them. But as I said, July 19th, women rock LA. It's an all women's show. Go show some love. And from last night's show, we got a little, uh, we got a little Brie for you. We got a little Brie, our, uh, black belt and tight one.
Speaker: I don't wanna add to all the noise All the sad girls and angry boys I just wanna live without all of this Silence is the enemy So we clear it up Lie and bluff online Hoping, love, and see How happy we are Can't spend time alone It makes us think And then we drink to no reality
Speaker: to the scroll we want to be to find some kind of happiness
Speaker: Yeah, we got a little Brie for you. You can go ahead and check her out and follow her on all them socials at Brie Music Page. She's everywhere, everywhere you stream music and on all social media. Go show her some love. Like I said, she's actually, she's the co -organizer of the Women Rock L .A. show, ah which is, man, I wish I was closer. That would be one hell of a show to see. shit She has a hidden talent. And if you guys want to know what her hidden talent is, go listen to the most recent episode of clicks house of music. It's on YouTube and it's everywhere. You can listen to podcasts. It's out now. Uh, wings and pizza is all I'm going to say, there was a joke there but I didn't want to go there. Yeah. you eyes but can say to say if you're like you're going to yeah' like was like wings and on That's all I'm going to say. Uh,
Speaker: so I absolutely love these ladies. They were so much fun and I will continue to support them. But welcome back to nonsense called nonsense. The last hour got, uh, what happened in the last hour, please? Very nonyical nonsense. Magnets and brains. I don't know. My brain hurts now. Magnets and brains and chakras and women. Too much woo for this guy. Yeah. i had No idea what was going on. ah I get some brains and it sounds like it should be like an album name.
Speaker: Right, but I list I so I listen to podcasts and actually like have conversations with people like Isaac and it's It's interesting very very interesting. It's my brain hurt It is very deep and it's definitely a ah rabbit hole for sure, but nonetheless. Definitely definitely a rabbit hole. Let's leave it Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you this. The great thing about nonsensical nonsense, open door challenges. You never know what weirdos are going to turn on. You could not have planned that.
Speaker: Just expect the unexpected and the great hot rod, rowdy, rowdy Piper once said, when you think you have all the answers, I changed the questions. But welcome back to non -sensical nonsense, everybody. It is Saturday. night We are doing our thing. It is the open door challenge. Jeffrey, drop that link one time for me. oh We have blazing in the house. Jeff is here as always. Once again, Connor with the soft D is wandered off aimlessly. I don't know what's going on with Connor. He's snitching. He's snitching.
Speaker: and Part of the open door challenge. One of our, one of our usual suspects, if you will, lady is in the building and I did want to talk to her. I did want to ask her because you got the, Fringe Music Festival, right, Craig? Did I say that right? The Edinburgh Fringe Festival, but the edin or to give it proper to give it its proper name, the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. oh Oh, wow. Why did they make it so hard? Unlike Connor. He hasn't been hard since he lost his leg. Connor hasn't been hard since he lost the legs in the war.
Speaker: yeah her corner what a shame edinburgro festival what e and bo e and ba ra e but byro and like it's like no but but sometimes up in scotland it's a big um been fair places in scotland It's over there somewhere. If you're confused by where Scotland is it's that little island that's off the mainland. Hey Jeff, can you put the link back in now down in the comments? It is in the comments. Anyhoo, anyhoo. It's basically the world's largest music festival, right? The world's largest arts festival. The music is actually more famous for comedians, but it's, you know, any kind of...
Speaker: I don't know if I've explained this before, but the French festival came about because when the Edinburgh International Festival was founded in 1947, just after the war, it it was too high brow. Like it was like ballet and it was like classical music. and a it was so It was too high for certain performers to be allowed to perform there. So they set up their own offshoot called the on the fringes of that called the Fringe Festival. And obviously it's just over the 80 years or whatever it is, it's just exploded. It's the world's largest stars festival. But it's encompassing. It's because there's more crazies than there are snaps.
Speaker: and Well, and well, the thing is, is it it's become famous for comedians a lot, you know, stand up comedians from all over the world go there to be discovered, you know, the sort of parody awards, not podcaster' got you know, that's its pedigree. and So it's mostly mostly known for comedy, but it it encompasses, you know, music, it encompasses comedy, encompasses theater, and there's a lot of like outdoor performances as well, a lot of like street performances and stuff as well. You know, it's just the whole city is just a hubbub of Shit going on, you know, I mean yeah And and now you're you're Spoiler alert for anybody doesn't know you're performing every night or every day She's done a little burlesque. She's done a burlesque show I'll get my quarters ready. Oh You got quarters
Speaker: I was going to say something there, but I'm going to behave myself. I was going to say something. head or last grace william me Don't behave yourself, Deborah. You know, I might be quite au fait at Burlesque. You just don't know. Nobody would know. I don't even know what Burlesque is. It's like stripping without the stripping.
Speaker: it's ah It's a tease show, basically. Yeah, basically. Whoa. So it's just like dry humping? Sure. No. Or or or or or jump humping. A little bit more classy than stripping. Yes. but's It's actually very classy. I've been to ah been to a few shows. I've also been to a few drag burlesque shows. Why would you want something classier than stripping? Because I'm a classy fella. No, you're not. and and One of ah one of you tried to giggle quietly. like
Speaker: ah does it mean to lock heartly goes to
Speaker: Damn, Peter, Peter's gonna fight with the blazing in the chat. There are classier people on the block that I live on. apparentlyly peter means forification No, I'm not doing a burlesque. Connor, you can still go to hell because I'm classy as fuck, bro.
Speaker: No, you are you are my la like likes to go to his burlesque shoes. You are actually taking taking your show on the road. So to say you you're you're you're you're going you're You're going to the the big stage and you're going to have live like ah like a live audience. Okay. okay I'm going to, cause you know, I am quite a humble person and I don't like to over inflate shit, right? Let's just be honest. Okay. a
Speaker: During the French festival, everywhere is a venue. Anywhere that has a cupboard is a venue. right okay you know It's not a big stage. It's not like you're on main stage. half well It's in a venue. Like I say, everywhere is a venue. You'll you'll have you know like big theaters, you'll have pubs that have a room do you know i mean and and and anything in between. And my room is actually quite big for a French show. It has 75 seats, which for a French show is quite big, actually. That's all it is. It's just a little 75 seat room in a pub. You make it sound like it's nothing. That's huge. It is a big, but you know what I'm like, I'm shit talking about myself anyway. And I feel like I've done so much talking about it on social media, I feel like I'm constantly like in people's face about it all the fucking time. just not
Speaker: just me you is that humble ah then I mean in all honesty, this is a month -long event and you're gonna be doing your show Every day for a month. Yeah, you should be all up on social media blowing everybody's shit up all up in everybody's face I mean not that these assholes care because it's like let's hype everybody else's stuff up and then I I make a big announcement about my and now go Fuck you, Glick. stop You know, so you should be all up in everybody's face about it. I mean, and now that I'm a numbers guy and I never I never do this or I never really say this, you know, when we're on a live show, I don't ever be like, oh, we've got 20 people in here. Oh, we've got one person in here. Oh, we've got bobbity, blah, blah, blah. But, you know, we we average usually right around 10 people for a show, whatever, the you know, a live show on the network here.
Speaker: So you're going from, you know, like that would be like us going and and and doing this show in a bar or something like that. And be like, it's not that big a deal. I mean, max capacity at the bars, like 200 people, but whatever. you Because you got to do this night end and the night out. and of ah colonel well I have a question for you. Do you, in your in your brain, like do you have to make it less than it is so you don't get nervous? 75 people is not a small number. I couldn't put 75 people in my house. If you didn't have stage for it before, let's try and make it that way. It's also got to be live streamed as well, so it's not just 75 people. It's not just a live audience. It will be still streamed on the internet. Right.
Speaker: When I did the fringe in 2017, there were days where I had like two people in the live audience in 2000 watching online. Do you know what I mean? Like it can be, you know. Understood. But are are you nervous? and I'm not nervous about performing in front of people. I'm not nervous about you know doing the show because it's solid content. you know I you know believe in what I'm doing. So so for clarification, but just in case anybody does think it's burlesque, it's absolutely not. I'm so disappointed. little
Speaker: ah because you have arms we have but but but but give me my dollar bills. I currently have a once a month life online stream which is a panel show and it's called Jukebox Jure and I know you guys know what it is because obviously you've been in there in the audience or whatever but for people who are listening who don't know it's based off an old BBC TV show of the same name back in the day and and people because I have a radio show people send musicians send me their stuff to be played on the radio
Speaker: Right. but I can play everything and a lot of stuff. I mean, my show, my radio show is very genre specific. You know, it's very electronica, very, you know, synth orientated. And obviously there are things I would like to play on there that get sent to me, but just won't fit in with the the remit of the show. Right. So. a set up jukebox jury to enable more stuff to be played, to give people a platform to be heard. So we decide, you know, we have our little panel and we decide, we listen to the the inbox emails randomly and decide whether something's going to be a hit or a miss.
Speaker: So that's what the show is at the Edinburgh Festival. It's the same concept except in front of a live audience, and the audience will be asked to participate in that as well. So it will be getting live streamed as well. I'm hoping to have you know guests come up. um I don't want to say any names so far, but and there's been a couple of people, very well -known people on on Twitter who have said to me, oh, I want to come along to this. And I'm like, well, i should i hoping I'm actually hoping that you'll guest on it. You know, I'm trying to like, you know, like, I'll spoil it. I'm going to be there. um you yeah and like you would get it You would get on a fucking airplane. No, I'm not going to be there in person. I'm going to be on the on the interweb. That's what I said. She needs to throw up a TV and just have us show up. Yeah. No, no. I mean, I'm talking about like people who are in and around in, but a friend to that would be.
Speaker: awesome well right you know how there are some people who will go out of their way to try to sabotage shit for for me specifically so um that's why i'm deliberately not naming names but understood it's looking i mean there's people that i know in passing anyway you know it's not they're not like complete strangers you know like we we've we know each other do you know what i mean so oh you know who that is i know who that is what i know who that is I don't know what's happening right now. I know. There's somebody popped in and out of the bottom with Jeff is with Jeff's face. Yeah, I know what that is. Yeah. Yo, you both looked a bit weird. I thought I was saying something that was odd for you. No, no, no, no, no. but it is and And it's one of the pictures that I used in one of our like promotional pictures things.
Speaker: And it's Jeff like, I don't know. but like what city Is he popping in to say hi? yeah I was going to say. Whose titties are we climbing? but when That was landed my. Buck, let's go. break blazing and It depends on how brave you're feeling. I know who that is.
Speaker: Just had to check. yeah And the screen dropped. I was like, just case. yeah it was because I was hovering I was I was I was still I I was I thought it was rocky but I was super nervous but no yeah i was know that's not rocky that's yes I mean it's lately obvious from Jump Street this is huge for you and and if you can get a guest from
Speaker: that are already going to be there. You know, we, so that's what I'm looking forward to. Me personally, I'm going to try to catch as many as I can online. Uh, like you're going to be live when we're either asleep or at work. It was, it shows at 8, 20 PM every night. Matt times like 3, 20 PM Eastern. I could throw it on, I could throw it on my way home from work. and when I'm sitting around the house and I'm preparing the studio and stuff like that, how long are your shows going to be? It will be very strict. You know how sometimes we overrun when we do it online and there's no big party and people come in late and I have an hour time slot. I might even wrap up early because what will happen is This is the thing I'm nervous about. Someone said, are you nervous? And I didn't actually quite answer that question. The thing that I'm nervous about is the setting up before the show and the tearing down after it. Yeah, you only have so much time. Because that venue has shows all throughout
Speaker: you know the day obviously there's a show immediately before mine and a show immediately after mine and we have a 15 minute window for the show before me to get out get the c crowd out and get out the door and for me to get in and get set up there's only 15 minutes to do that and my show's quite tech heavy I mean there are three cameras that I'm hoping to set up What you need to do is get one of those carts like we had in school when we'd watch a movie and in class. Just roll out everything all stacked up. The thing is the room's supposed to have a screen in it, but I don't know how close that is to where the stage is. I need to figure out how to, I don't know if it's a projector, I don't know if it's an actual screen. I need to go in there and and
Speaker: you know, suss out the room tech -wise, but I also need to get my own shit sorted. I bought little lav mics because obviously the the room itself will have, you know, normal handheld microphones are attached to PA for the live audience to hear. But the internet audience won't hear that. You know, there'll be shit sound, right? Oh, you hear it. So I've got little, like, you know, lav mics for the panelists so that that picks them up. But then I need to make sure all that all works. And of course, would it be a fucking Mac that I got that's a laptop? I don't know why I did that because I'm used to PC. Everything's USB -C. I'm like, what the fuck? So I'm having to like, you know,
Speaker: in with I'm sorry, the whole Mac thing? That's on you. i know Listening to the wrong people. yeah it wasn't it wasn't It was the size. I thought, that's dead Naki. It's only 13 inches. I'm going to be carrying everything around. I'm thinking, you know, for ease of. But then I was i didn't realize oh it wasn't i didn't realize the connect the connectivity was so shit on a Mac. no Congratulations. That I missed that. What was that? Oh, way to make all of us feel inadequate. ah still missed it cause he talked over you Way to make all of us feel inadequate. Oh, yeah. That's too small. Good God. I'm very adamant.
Speaker: yeah That's, you know, all my, all my personal measurements. 13 centimeters is what? That's like eight inches, isn't it? All my personal, all my personal measurements are in centimeters from now on. It does sound more impressive. I'm like a solid 80 to 85 centimeters. I don't know what that is. Millimeters, you can be really big. Millimeters. It's only a hundred. 80 centimeters is less than a yard. Yeah. Have you met someone with a yard long penis? and Now you have. but again You said that like it's just normal. As in like him himself. They grow big here. No,
Speaker: i no, he i we you know, obviously we've been super excited for you. We've been supporting you. We've talked about it. You know, hopefully everything, obviously you're going to have your technical difficulties. Unfortunately, that's life. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm also shitting myself. You know, it's possible, it's possible to have both those things going on at simultaneously. Here's what you do. Before you go on, you take a bunch of X -Lax and some Taco Bell, you'll be fine. Wear a diaper. Yes. Honestly, just for some of the pre colonoscopy prep. I think the problem, the problem is,
Speaker: when I have to rely on other people, right? I am going to be relying on the previous whoever's been before me being organized and getting their fucking people out and making sure they all take their glasses with them because I'm not going to have time to clean up the room and take all the glasses to the bar. I'm not going to have time for that because I'm going to be setting up my tech. So I'm going to be relying on whoever it is that's in before me to get the fucking shit together with the crowd. Is this actually out of pub? Sorry? Is this actually out of pub? Yes. Well, it's, you know, the it's, it's a, it's a pub that has rooms that are venues for. Yeah. So obviously the room needs to be cleared out for me getting in, but also I need to do the same for whoever's coming in behind me. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry people, but it's the 13th of July and I have neighbors popping off fireworks and my dogs are going crazy.
Speaker: Maybe they're just excited because it's live. see it on them That's what Connor does. Oh, my God. No, I don't talk to cops. It's the 39th anniversary of live. eated Maybe that's what they're celebrating. Maybe, maybe. maybe um
Speaker: Oh, I'm actually excited for it. it I know you're downplaying it, but it's kind of a big deal. It is exciting. Do you know what's going to be? a goal like you know what's gonna be you know it's gonna be funny That's not downplaying it though. that's That's definitely not. I'd be shitting myself now. i am there' lots There's lots of things that are like, it feels like are against you. Like it's kind of stitched up. For example, and I know I did a whole livestream discussing this, but
Speaker: There's only one company that's allowed to put out like outdoor print, you know, outdoor posters. There's only one company you have to order through them and they've got some kind of deal with the council. You can't just put your own posters out on Reelands or whatever. like it has Once again, the problem with the fucking UK, fucking councils. I'm sorry. Right. So hang on. So it's very expensive. you know, go through there they their company to do that. And, you know, i I thought, well, they only have control over council property like railings or whatever. So I thought I'll reach out to some private companies or private landowners and see if I can put stuff, you know, banners on their railings. You had such a fucking hassle.
Speaker: like trying to track the guy so i so I found a planet there's a bit there's a big field right and I didn't know who this field belonged to right and it's an on ah an arterial route so lots of traffic goes past it so it'd be ideal for a banner so I thought I'll try and find out who owns that field so I did a little bit bit of research and there was a planning application for someone who wanted to build on this field. So I contacted the person who was in charge of the planning application and he put me in charge with he put me in in touch with the previous owner and both of those guys were lovely. I hope it all goes well, good luck with the show, blah de blah. And then they put me in touch with the manager of the music venue.
Speaker: that owns the field. Now the music venue is quite considerable, a little bit away from them. You wouldn't think that the the music venue owned the field because it's quite a bit far away, right? And this manager, who doesn't even own it, he just is the manager of the venue, was an absolute fucking dickhead. Like all these crappy reasons why the answer was no, rather than just saying, no, we don't want you doing that. He was like making up all this shit, right? And it really put me off it really put me off trying to reach out to other landowners. And I wouldn't just randomly put banners up on people's fucking property. Like I wanted to do it properly. right so what ah So what I've done, this is going to be either fucking hilarious or amazing, right? What I did was I went and bought roof bars for the Volvo. Yeah.
Speaker: And I've bought an aluminium A -frame, right, that's going to have a banner either side that I'm going to like bungee cord to the, like I'm going to like cable tie to the roof rack. Nice. But I pulled it. I haven't set it up yet because I'm not going to be driving around Edinburgh for two months, like with this fucking thing on my car because it's fucking huge. But I pulled out the banner to check the print because quite a lot of the stuff has been sent to me. It's kind of like washed out like it's kind of like kale. So I pulled out this banner to check the print. It's massive. And I'm looking at it thinking, this is a lot bigger than I thought it was. I was going to say, go to a go to a car wrap shop. You got the Volvo. Wrap the whole car.
Speaker: I couldn't afford it. I couldn't afford that. It's mental. There's another thing like, someone said, oh, why don't you see about getting like adverts on buses, right? Because obviously let so there there's there's like signage on, not a whole bus rack, but there's like signs on the back of a bus, which is kind of like, you know. So I contacted the bus people and it's some company again some fucking company in England and it's the same with that company that's the print for the you know the out hand they're based in England as well which is really fucking annoying it's all English companies that are making money from this. So I contacted this company global who do the bus each night and i'm I'm talking really fast I'm sorry I just don't need to take up all your time. on Oh no it's funny it's funny.
Speaker: So I contacted global about you know putting adverts on buses and this girl came back to me on the emails and she was lovely She was super super nice and she says well We can do 25 buses for four weeks with a 47 % discount three grand
Speaker: um make big ah and like m but and The Whatever the width of a bus is maybe a meter? Like a banner we have at the bottom? the I blame Rock. And I was like, nah, fuck that. So it cost me less money to get the roof rack and the A -frame and the banners. It was cheaper to do that than to get
Speaker: one sign. rock that I would rock that apron all day. I can't wait to do you know what I can't wait to take a foot photo of it with the castle behind it like that's going to be on my social media but I'm not ready to put it on the car yet because I know I'm going to look wanky walking around or driving around with my own face on the side of the car. like Oh no that's awesome that's like I would do that for no reason. I'm like, it's Wednesday. I'm going to throw up a picture of my face even like this. He called me. So, move yeah as who who are you? Who are you talking to? ah yeah If I could put my face on a fucking shirt and sell it to the masses, I fucking would.
Speaker: and yeah trustee see Nice. No, I, you know, I, I hope, I hope I got it. I got an idea. We could solve lady's problem. We're going to go steal her Volvo. We're going to drive around Edinburgh with the A -frame and we're going to throw those hats at people out the window. Just problem solved. I've got these as well, but I'm going to give these to people. It costs you three grand. Don't worry about it. yeah I'm going to give these to people as well. These go these are magnets. Funnily enough, talking about magnets. You're going to fry their chakra. You're going to hurt me. You're going to fry their chakra. These are going over the back of people's cars. I've only got 10 of them, though. Yeah, I would literally just stick it all over the car. Yeah. i I'm going to. It's just exciting. Like, before you put the A -frame up, just magnet it to the car. Then when you park, you take them off so nobody steals them.
Speaker: be careful with your brain cells um try the motor but yeah the great thing about those magnets are is like you could literally go downtown when you go get here
Speaker: um yeah you could literally go downtown when you go get your cup of coffee when you get your cup ah and just put it on the back of somebody's car because how often do we use our car? Nobody ever pays attention to the back of their car. And and it's free advertisement. The problem is get a roll of duct tape and a Sharpie. It literally has my face on it. So it's not like I can pretend like I didn't do that. If I'm walking down the street and someone like, no, no, it's okay. You blame it on me. like on me Just say I don't know I handed those out. Now know I really hope that it it it is successful for you where we're obviously we're excited for you here. You know, I'm going to try to I'm going to try to tune into as many as I can. But also, you know, not outside of the French Festival, the like you said earlier, when
Speaker: I said, I'm moving, I'm moving my show to Tuesday nights. You're like, Oh, so you could be on the panel again. Cause that drives me nuts. If we over, if we go too late or we overrun, like we're over, we're running over your. Oh, I don't care. Yeah. absolutely and i think There's a lot more people on the internet that watch our shows. let's be i mean I literally have a friend of mine right now. He just started a podcast. and they're live right now. Now granted, and I've got them up on my phone because I want to make sure I give them that and extra person because they're just getting started. They're trying to find their footing and whatnot.
Speaker: And there's been a few times, like during breaks, I pop in and chat with them. I don't do that as well. I don't do the same thing and in each other's streams when we're live. yeah But it also means like I hate overrunning and i'm running over you. But also it means like when you're preparing for your show, you can't really come in and like interact any part of it. You know what I mean? It's hard for you to be. So it's just like it'll be good timing because we always go on a Friday and it is only once a month. You know, we don't do it every week. But inevitably, there's always some kind of overrun, especially when you know someone can't, like last time, Stefano had lots of things, you know, he had to go later. He couldn't come in any earlier, which meant we were totally running right over you. And yeah, I don't like that. So I don't know. Then that would be great to come back in again and like, you know, be part of it again. yeah No, I mean, I don't know. I'm going to have to draw up a contract because you really the one time I was three grand.
Speaker: You're really stipend my creative genius. I'm just saying. Listen, I mean, it's not it say that like an ASMR on you. I'm still waiting for your bio for the website. so terrible what was Your photos up there. All the links told your socials are on there. I'm still waiting for a bio. I have a mind of our i so i got i got i got performed to what you do is you put he was found in the
Speaker: and don't have parents yeah I grew up in it. I knew I was never adopted. I grew up in it all. And he knows some things about music. There you go. Well, I thought you might want to specifically plug his... No, I will. I know this and that and i will. I don't know what to say, so it's better for you to do that. But I mean, if you look, you can look on the website right now, you can check it out. You're on there. I stole I stole a photo from Nicky's Instagram because you didn't send me a photo either. I have so many photos on my own social media. I does ah ah i don't know her. i have Let's be honest, she doesn't follow you. She follows Nikki. Pretty much. and So I'd asked you, you didn't send it. I know, I know.
Speaker: I do apologize for that. I also removed a certain person cause I thought, no, there's still, there's still going on in the background. I'm still being referenced on a regular basis. So that's the thing. Shits and grins cause I can't, uh, no, no. And I do apologize. Uh, I I've been started. There has been so much going on on my side, you know, with working kids and but you know, personal life and and personal issues and then the network stuff. I'm not having a dig at you. It's just when you said that a state would be creativity. I'm like, I'm owning up to this. I gotta be better. I just unexpectedly, um, Glick's House of Music has kind of become a thing and I didn't think it would. So proud of you for that.
Speaker: And, and, and, and I'm loving it. Uh, you know, like, I'm like, the last Friday night show will be on the 19th. And then I was looking at my calendar and I was like, Oh shit. No, it's not the last clicks house of music is on the 26th before I go to the new schedule. Uh, our next week books, June is the 26th. Yeah. And, and, and then I'm already potentially booked up my first two to three shows in August already. Brilliant. and And I want to do the one -on -one interview with... I'm so glad you went down the route of interviewing people. like I'm so glad you... because i know i it add it I'm sorry, I'm not going to take credit or anything, but I did say to you... Well, that was the ultimate goal at the end of the day. I just didn't think that I would ever get any. no I didn't think people would get either.
Speaker: leta whats i do some house i'm like Usually it says I'm shocked when I get people and and I said yes shocked me when you get in yeah, I honestly I didn't I didn't think that interviews would happen and then once they started happening it was just like Is floodgates dude, and I said that I don't say that to you the more people that you oh you really And and i'm I'm loving it. I'm having so much fun with it. And, you know, I mean, that those those interviews led to the late weekend game, which I'm super excited for. Well, not really again, but, you know, I get I get to be a part of it. I'm super excited for it, but I'm also shitting my fucking pants because you'll be fine.
Speaker: the like get up and never put enough beers in him He'll be all right. like but and Also, here's the thing. I also know me and I know that as soon as I have a microphone in my hand and I hit that stage, I'm gonna be a little bit nervous for a couple seconds and then I'm gonna boom. I'm gonna flip into. I'm going to look into performer mode or podcast mode or whatever you want to call it. I'm going to hit that switch and it's going to be a blast. And I'm going to get to see two people or a band and an artist that I really do like and I enjoy. And I'm going to get to meet them and hang out with them. And I think and it's ah it's for
Speaker: You know disabled veterans and and obviously I despite a joke I made and somebody got a little but heard about I love our And I've always ordered our vets and I'm very vocal about my support for our vote our vets but it's it's really cool and and I'm loving doing this show I'm having so much fun with it and I'm excited to move it to Tuesdays because it's gonna open more doors for me and With interviews and stuff like that and and and next week or not next week, but my first Tuesday night show I'm gonna have a guy that has over a million followers on his social media that Doesn't I don't think I Deserve to have on the show, but it's gonna I'm gonna totally kill it and and and and he seems like a really good kid and um I'm excited for it. So
Speaker: a lot of things happening for everybody man and it's awesome when you start getting rid of all the toxic people in your lives and then and yeah and yeah start to focus on the on the positive and the in the future things happen speaking of speaking of big things happening in your life Rockley are you still around well Shane we've been talking playing with this buttered sausage which
Speaker: but don No, I did probably, yeah I think think the House of Music things, I mean, it's it wass taken up, it's taken up faster than I thought it might. I thought it might have taken you a little bit longer to, you know, like build up that momentum, um but momentum, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, i knew you ah knew you would get there and just thought it might take a little bit longer than it has so well done you for you know It's hard from what I can gather it's It's all because of my charming personality. That's what it's it's my charming personality and this amazing beard that's all it is Did you hear the gentlemen's and lady I need to I need to call my night
Speaker: like your phones character I'm calling it. I'm calling my night. I'm out. I think you should call it out i think you should call it after like three more drinks and there i'm gone i amoked on and rightly did you something your hair um disappointed It's it's been a long day, ah I'm sorry
Speaker: I missed that too. You both spoke at once and I can't hear shit with these monitors. Who said what just now? Rocky said something but I didn't hear what he said. Rocky said something. I don't even see Rocky. Yeah, I don't see Rocky either. Oh, there he is. I heard that.
Speaker: Oh, you get a problem with my deal, my my my dildo collection. Well, no, man. I love the dildo collection. That's great. And another half an hour, man. I was just saying that, Ligia, did you do something with your hair? Why did you like it? It's looking great. Oh, man. a couple weeks and Oh, my gosh. I'm screen capturing the collection on that. Yep. Yeah, that's that's what his daylight daily life is. He actually goes to work and just plays with dolls and says he's working. You're muted, dickhead. Well, they're action figures. That's the ultimate warrior. And this is Roman Reigns. They're still dolls.
Speaker: Hey, I don't wanna hear anybody anything from a guy who has a bunch of dildos as his background, all right? Hey, the dildos are cool, man. It's 2024, you can't judge. you do your do well They're dolls there dolls that go go up my fothole. Wow. They just serve a purpose, that's all. That's your line?
Speaker: high dolls high do nos id always make me happier than yournollles i bet they do buddy o <unk>ve been totally shocked Yeah, know nice on the hair lady I like it and I saw Steven's new hair too when I was catching up on the podcast Yeah steve join plan meeting and from yeah He's graduated to my level, huh? Steven graduated from the Aryan Brotherhood to the full -on Ku Klux Klan. He got that haircut at a Klan meeting, I'm telling you. Wow. It looks like someone, you know how like when you mix mustard and ketchup together for your corn dog? It looks like his head was a corn dog and you just kind of dipped it just the top.
Speaker: and always Wow. Poor Steven. He's not even here to defend himself. That's why it's funny. That's his boy. He's got the link. I i know he he yells at me because we have this whole meeting and and and granted and I say again, it was it all you can do let that smell like Why are you sniffing your fingers, Glick? Because there's fucking ranch dressing on my goddamn cup that I'm putting my water in. run what ran dressing That's and I don't know how I got ranch. You can mess up for something else. No, I don't. Trust me, it's not a you. I wish it was. That is the screenshot right there. Glick's sniffing his fingers.
Speaker: I'm pouring my water into my cup here. last like My job here is to make everybody else feel insecure and embarrassed. It's enough of those fingers. Meanwhile, it's got no does in the background. That's some yeah what are you going to do? What are you going to do? It's Saturday night. It's nonsensical nonsense. That is very true. ah No, no, I don't know how I got ranch dressing on my cup because I've been. been.
Speaker: I got ranchers dressing in my cup because I have ranchers in my cup. I got I got I don't know. I don't know. Anyways, you know, I I like to I like to fill this up with my with my stress water. i And. Oh, man, I didn't even tell you how. yeah have a look up ah pin and and No, no, we're not making fun of your haircutting skills at all. I am picking on Jarvis specifically.
Speaker: You can't help his head shape. That's just something. I mean, I mean, Alyssa, let's be honest. You shaved his head. Does it require a whole lot of skills? but up by myself I mean, a blind brain dead retarded chip with one arm could do that. Wow. Ouch. I'm just saying, but since you cut his hair, you did a wonderful job. You are very talented. and very cheap and She's got to live with it. it's all you have to look at Trust me. Trust me. Alyssa has no hesitation to come up here and yell at me. She's actually been on the show quite a bit. yeah She pops in and
Speaker: Awkwardly stares at me, and I think she's a woman. I think she's a stalker. I think I have a stalker, ladies and gentlemen. It's Jeravish's wife. Oh, yeah. He's going to kick you in the balls. She was like, ah. She was like, ah, this is really real bad. I've been with a Canadian kid for all these years, and this is what a real man looks like. I realized he's not there. Yeah, I don't know why we started calling Connor Connor softy because he shows up late he's here and then he's not here e know it's um honor d with the softy
Speaker: conter with a softie a softy, the soft serve going.
Speaker: That's why he's banging the neighbor because he's got a softy. But from what I heard, I think for the hard bang in the neighbor, I want to bang in his mom. I don't know why Connor likes me. From what I hear, though, Connor softy is harder than Tony's D. It's probably bigger, too.
Speaker: It's right. It's none of my business. Somebody dropped their camera. i
Speaker: I'm going to go make a cup of tea and I'll be back. Yeah. yeah like Legs like no, it's not that soft. yeah It's not that soft, but still rather disappointing. but She's like, well, there's different types of concrete. yeah
Speaker: Concrete is harder than other concrete. Oh brother. She's all about that. Just a second. Just a second. I just realized I could do something that I didn't know I could do so much because you are a bit over backwards to suck your own dick. It's crazy. I'm the back. I'm back. I'm back.
Speaker: you Rocky, Rocky, Rocky's hollering at his girlfriend. Look at this new chick I learned. rocky. I have I haven't. i Oh, no, I can't do it. Oh, dang. That sucks. Man.
Speaker: That was too easy. I thought that I could I thought I could steal that but it didn't work out too well. ah Yeah, you have to you have to resize it just right. Yeah, it makes like more tries. Yeah, actually a pretty good business. I like it. Oh, you made a man. Thanks, man. I'll be doing my best.
Speaker: the problem um doing that's what That's what's going on in my world. and Did you have to leave state because of another stock knocking on your window? drclock Yeah, I'm so sorry. I can't stop these girls, man, ever since yeah I converted my inches into centimeters. just can give word but just but like like move Ohio, you could be my neighbor and I'll protect you from these crazy stuff. I need a big size. But no, I just moved. I moved to a little nicer area. um It's a little, it's a little decent. It was an outline. It was only actually, it was a good deal for this market that we're in. um So I, I just moved. I, in fact, let me, let me. So only 30 grand a month.
Speaker: Let's see. yeah See, look, I'm in the way. Nothing is done yet. This is my studio to be, right? hi um um and all that I have a question. but and so you are Sliding door or is it just off center? yeah you know it's right the close Yeah, that's just a closet door. Okay. So it is like, yeah yeah. Okay. It was just freaking me out. It was like, it was too small for the fucking door frame. Yeah, Jeff. Oh, my God. He's so short. Oh, yeah. Well, his legs don't even look real either. Yeah. Rocky. rock Rocky. Rocky. What did I miss? running can put your hind legs look like gumby legs man What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
Speaker: he's only like four foot eight on a good day why do you think i'm gonna be ah Don't step for him musically. Wait a minute. For Connor or for fucking Rock? For Rock. We're going to get a big trench coat and when Rocky perform for the camera. So, i yeah, i mean wait as a stage, you're going to get of the trench coats. So when Rocky was a giant doctor. Yeah. Once, once John or once Rocky blew up and he's doing like worldwide concerts, I have to go on tour with him and then I'm going to be underneath the trench coat and he's going to be on my shoulders. So he looks like a full grown man.
Speaker: Have you ever seen the best show that Puffy or the diddler? What is it? Jesus Christ. He diddler when he would say uh uh uh and then he would fall and then like he would fall okay. Yeah exactly like that. but swallowest doctor The doctor. right there boy There's a show. It was an old show. It came out in 2000 where P Diddy would have these guys come in and record songs. It was this competition stuff. And he would always be drinking milk. Yeah, you know that. So he would lay and let his bodyguards carry him around. They were like eight feet tall. That's good. That's exactly what we're going to do.
Speaker: Wait a minute. Is that actually really? and way Oh gosh. Connor, they they just told me my legs look like yours and I don't know how to feel about that. My legs are beautiful. First of all, we also we said that his leg looks like yours, but he actually has legs and you don't. He showed us it worked and then we almost killed like he said to go get a cup of tea because you guys have seen a video of my legs in action. that was AI much like Thursday nights. Don't Don't worry, Connor. I got you. I have a picture of that video and this is what Connor looks like when he stands up. What's up? I knew you're going to put some stupid shit on here. I want to see a picture of him falling down. We have video of that. I'm just catching up.
Speaker: ah all the big rockccoli news We can't talk about that. That is to to remain a BC guarantee. Let's talk more about somebody.
Speaker: the rock What's wrong with your legs? Nothing's wrong with my legs. Nothing's wrong with his legs. He's short like I am. They were making fun of him because he's short. Wait, wait, wait, wait. How tall are you, Debbie? He's short. 5 '3". I'm not 5 '3". I'm 5 '9". Do these assholes, you're 4 inches tall. You're 5 '9". You're short. Rockley is short. You're a dwarf. I'm 5 '9", too.
Speaker: You're still short. You've got boobies, too. um Let's go. Oh, know now Connor's interested. Look, he's like leaning forward into his seat. You've got boobies, too. Oh, that's the coolest Rocky.
Speaker: I'm on the show now, boy. Sit down. I like your tatas, Rocky. You have a nice breath. I like it. I brought my popcorn. Oh, you got to just watch. Watch as this all happens and unfolds. See, when I said you have nice breasts, I also had food fall out of my mouth. There's popcorn in other places than America. Whoa. Don't worry, Connor. You can you can drop that in between. That is not my popcorn. That's like a corner of a backpack. This is this is this is
Speaker: Hey, don't knock kettle corn. That's the best. But I love kettle corn. I just feel like. That's why I've never tried kettle corn lately. I don't know what that is. What is that? Oh. This is a liar. Corn from a kettle. Are you honest? Are you honest? Corn from a kettle. Popcorn from a kettle, but it's usually sweeter because it puts sugar into it. Yeah, but our kettles are like electric kettles. I don't think you're talking about the same thing. No. No, an actual kettle. It's like an actual, like, pot calling the kettle black kettle. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like a sweet... It's a hot iron kettle, or a copper kettle. I'm like, yeah.
Speaker: but I had that affect these people. There's a difference between kettle corn and regular popcorn. Classic popcorn is supposed to pop with oil or butter. Kettle corn is traditionally air -popped than ironed kettle. You may be speechless with so many things you say, Glick. She just wants to stare at Glick. It just says... I believe that's big news. Let me put an S on this bracket to remind you whether it's fried or whether it's pops. Should we have a look? Sure. You got big news, Rocky? No, no, I don't. I was going to say the biggest news we've heard. No, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was going to say your your album release and that's been months ago. Yeah. so Oh, I thought you were going to come to my closet, buddy. I just showed you my. client Oh, OK. No, not you. like
Speaker: require Oh, god damn it. Jeff. He said, I could show you my closet. Actually, actually, Rocky, II, II, II, we were doing all kinds of announcements and stuff earlier in the at the beginning of the show and I and I said that, you know, Jarvis is going to leave Wednesday nights because he's finally got a date locked in for his sports show and I said, we might have a
Speaker: that may or may not be a weatherman. I don't know about that, man. That that guy is a douche, man. I can't stay. He's a douche, but he's a great weatherman. I know he's better than he can. He forecasts a hurricane that we get a fucking goddamn dust bowl. What the fuck? What about with climate today nowadays? How's that dude doing? I said, I said there's a lot of things that Rock Lee and climb my titties and I are are working on behind the scenes that well, we'll make big announcements when we make big announcements. These assholes. I yeah i hope it's I know who's going to climb. Probably yours. youre on i love it Sorry. but Oh, yeah. I just wanted to see what was going on in Rocky's world. I didn't know what was going on.
Speaker: We haven't seen you in forever, and I haven't talked to him forever. I know. I was going to call you the other day. And I didn't. I was like, four years. No, no, no, no. I was on my fourth call. It's like, I should call Glenn. and then I had my fifth beer. and yeah i did end right I spent about an hour catching up on all of the podcasts for the week. Thanks for having my back blazing. You know, I know that's a lie because you can't spend just an hour catching up on all the podcasts for the week. He's got 45 screens and he's got a different episode played on eight screens. I do. I do.
Speaker: love you ah a miracle ah i mean
Speaker: He puts on his Bluetooth legs every once in a while. That's fine. You'll know because you're here at the Bluetooth device. App that controls your Bluetooth legs and I can just use I got an app for that. There's an app for that, I'm sure. yeah The problem is what people call it. believe it please and god that You're doing the fucking like left, right, left, right.
Speaker: okay so Shuffle, twerk, quick kick. Oh, my gosh. Oh, let's go. He just wakes up in the middle of the night. He's just in the corner walking into it. is black out who's lagging <unk> justlaing in the corner of the wall because all color doesn't quite is amusing that pretty funny Like when do you set your controller down, but there's it just keeps walking into the wall
Speaker: know let The problem the problem with calling me is much like Blazin and I were talking the other night because Blazin actually showed up for the team meeting the newest member of the team and he actually showed up. I'm like so a little bit. I did. I did show for a little bit. uh i was like i was like oh i gotta i gotta send benji the link and blazer like just look up benji in your phone i said yeah the problem is is i don't add context anymore and blazer blazer started rattling off his phone number he was like 6 1 i was like oh there he is seven five three so rocky will call me and i'll be like
Speaker: Oh fuck is calling me from goddamn Utah. i and and he's doing i won wait no Hold up. Hold up. You're in Utah. I'm so sorry. I'm not in Utah. No, he goes but my zoom, my zoom is in Utah. And when I call g click on my zoom, it says it comes up as Utah phone. But Rocky, you were originally from Utah, weren't you? Originally? No. um i man regly I'm from Seattle. I'm from Seattle. You don't know much about your brother. Where were you living? out of the moment that you had number I have is the same state. I'm in Idaho, Idaho. Yeah. Not Utah, Idaho. And I'm like, who the fuck do I know in Idaho? Fuck that person. I'm not answering the phone. And then like three hours later, I'll go.
Speaker: fucking rocking and then I call him we' like, Hey man, sorry. baby number I was telling you like, he you know, I was telling you understand I'm his brother and he won't save my number. in his flow like
Speaker: I'm not sure. I, I don't say people's phone numbers. I go through the fucking chat list. but Like, I think that's, I think that's Connor. I think that's what he he sent me. Okay. I'm just going to type right here. Yeah, I will fucked up. I don't save anybody. And then like my contractors were like, I work. But why is that? Why won't you just save the number? Because I'm lazy. Yeah, I'm lazy. Like like I spoke too much weed. yeah
Speaker: I'm lazy. I'm on my hair right now. And Blaise was like, click, you're so fucking lazy. I was like. I don't talk on my phone and I don't text a lot of people. When I talk to people, it's through Snapchat or Facebook or whatever. So there's only a few people that actually call me Jeff, Rocky, Connor. That's about the only three people who call me. and admit Oh, if Jeff. car me i put me up on nice jeff oh i mean I know. I know the Utah numbers.
Speaker: Ignore, ignore, ignore. And I don't do it to be a dickhead. I do it because I know if I answer the phone. It's a three hour conversation. It's a three to four hour conversation every time. That's why he never answers my phone calls. Good thing I never actually need him. No, he doesn't answer your phone calls, Connor, because he doesn't have the number for a life alert. So he can't. It's weird. What happened to our bio down at the bottom? I know. You ain't got no legs, Lieutenant. they look You ain't got no legs, Private Connor. I don't answer Connor. Connor Connor fell down the stairs. I don't answer Connor's phone calls anymore. Oh my gosh, I just saw that. I didn't even notice it before. Connor's badass calls me at 10 o 'clock at night while I was going to fucking Dairy Queen.
Speaker: and wants to feel sorry for his life and i'm like bro i got time for you fat bitch and doinging an alarm all us you were on you and you go to deque um model but like I was having a hard time personally and I was going to DQ because my wife asked us to ask me to get DQ for that for everybody was the menu that confusing I Yes, it was. I had to read the menu for the video. I hate all of you. I feel like Jarvis right now. I'm not the rage quit. Hey, hey, hey, no, no. Don't kind of stay, man. What's this blizzard you speak of? What?
Speaker: i do it not't even go hold that every time i either get an oreo blizzard or a peanut butter milkshake those are the only two things i get is like they won't serve me a chili chags a chili dog no you have a deacon i don't think i have a deq here kind your hold you like those peanis butter milkshakes don't you con what's a penis butter milkshake i will definitely try it I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll yeah Yeah, no, I don't have to. It's a part of their secret menu. That's secret. All right. my secret You got to get that at the back door. I'm like the butter message blizzard. Glick, did you hear Eminem's new album? I have not listened to the album yet. I want to. However, do put on a camera. That's what I did. What's that?
Speaker: turn on a camera when you watch it. And um I definitely wouldn't play it on the show. Why? I turned on a camera because someone like sent me a message on TikTok and was like, you need to react to this song. I was like, okay, cool. I'm going to react to it. And I'm sitting there. And it was, it it's, uh, uh, to see the reaction video. Are you going to play it? Just no. I mean, it's it's on TikTok and it has a million. Well, you aret Jeff. focused up umlushy they totally what like Hold on. hold on hold on hold hold on jeff don
Speaker: yeah je sort hold on jeff i don't want it Go ahead. Go ahead. do not do not play the video. Rocky, are you saying the album or a certain song? There is a certain song that is crazy. Oh yeah. That's complete the song and I'll do a reaction video too. Okay. Oh yeah. I'll send it to you. Don't play Rocky's reaction. I want it. I want to do a reaction to it and then I'll put it on our social media and then I'll also put mine and Rocky's side by side. It's called that. It's called trouble. Okay. Alright. Send it to me so I don't forget if you will. So, I'll do a reaction video to it on on our TikTok page and you'll switch his reaction. So, you're and then and then I'll put mine and Rocky's together and I'll send him a copy of it. That way, both of us can
Speaker: simultaneously or whatever but but don't show it Jeff. I'm not. I'm not. I want to see it though. Damn it. Me too. I'm talking in the yeah the chat. I'll try to I'll try to do it sometime this week or I'll do it.
Speaker: Shit. What the **** is going on? I don't think I follow you on Tiktok though Joe. I don't think. I know I do. I mean, I'll be in a. I know. I do. Do you have Tiktok? Yeah. Yeah, I catch her live. Oh, that's how I find her live. She just popped up on my feet. What amazing news is Rockly missing out on? I got the tiki -taki. I don't always go live. I a don't always go live. I'm missing out on Amazing News. What am I missing out on? Like he always heard about like he's amazing, amazingness, but what else am I? Ooh. He's going to be a superstar, okay? He's going to be a real superstar. Amazing. I found you. Oh, we get it, like, we're so tired of it. You're all in our faces all the time. Superstar.
Speaker: but I've just followed you back. I try not to. I try not to. Sorry, I should have been on my phone and been completely. Oh, wow. That's a good pic. I like that. So hang on a minute. I need to try and find you on. Oh, I've heard this song on TikTok. There's a whole bunch of people. Is it Rob Lee or is it EDM Combat? What is it on TikTok? EDM Combat. I'll send you a link. I'll send you a link. So, so Rocky, I'll, I'll listen to that song and I'll like put it on my laptop and I'll set my phone up so that. Oh my God. Connor was walking. Did you, did you react to the whole, but I don't want to, I don't want to watch it because I don't, I don't want to.
Speaker: But did you react to the whole song or like just a... Pretty much, pretty much. Because Trouble, the song is more of like a intermission, I guess. I wanted to know that. But at the time when it was sent to me, I thought it was just a song and I listened to it. And then I realized after that, that he had released his album. it
Speaker: There's only one account. you don't there's nobody there's There's not like... mu Yeah. yeah no i found two fake accounts i just sent you i just sent you the link leggy because i just followed an account but i don't know if it's the right one i said your link to the video leggy yeah i'll try i'll try to i'll try to do my reaction and then i'll watch your reaction And then I'll, I'll, I'll put both of our reactions together, like side by side and I'll send it to you and yeah put it on your TikTok. You can, and I'll absolutely put both of our reactions on the, on the, on the tip. I couldn't believe it. I woke up. Um, I woke up yesterday. I didn't say a word. I woke up. I think I woke up yesterday morning and I was at like 500 K likes. My phone was literally buzzing and I was just like, dude, what is going on?
Speaker: i go and and it's that. I'm like, you guys are really reacting that way because of that. That's cool. I just I just know that like I know one thing I'm so sick and tired of hearing is **** people thinking that goofy **** Kendrick Lamar is anywhere near M's level and talking about I don't know, man. It would kill him and him in a in a rap battle. change is pretty quickly under one I don't know, man. What happened? I was I was just about to punch out, but I don't know. Yeah, no, no. Kidder bar is such a fucking goof. Dude, so so much of a goof that he had to start a rap beef with fucking Drake.
Speaker: get the hell out of here, man. It's actually been on M and &M songs. That's the only thing that Emma said, like M, M is M, M is M likes Kendrick. They're boys. Like they weren't, they didn't throw it together. it was spoken very ne it's it's it's Kendrick Lamar's fans man they're they're they're insane it's just like bro like that ah don know like between those two I think I think Kendrick Lamar won out in that whole battle of the Drake and the Drake and the Drake Kendrick battle oh yeah yeah yeah no he absolutely just been bother him he hi bro
Speaker: would He destroyed Drake. I thought Blick was saying that wasn't the case. That's why I was sitting here all screwed up. I'm calling him a goof because he went after Drake. Of all the rappers in the game today, not that there's any quality rappers in the game. They really really in all honesty, there's not many qualities. It's not like in the 90s where you had Dre and Pac and Sue. Not even one that you can think of. I'm about to do a rock dead fucking. There's not quality. There's so many good rappers out there nowadays. It's new.
Speaker: What's up? That's new. I'm talking about these artists. That's new, new. I'm not shooting on Drake. drake ah you know drake is Drake is a quality performer and and and a rapper. I think that's where you're looking for is entertainer. He's a good entertainer. In the 90s, like I said, you had Biggie, you had, you had Pac, had Dre, you had Snoop, you you you had... Yeah, but I mean, i mean this is 2020. Sit there and say that today's rap is not as good as like yesterday's rap. I mean, it's like... I'll say that other day.
Speaker: It's not. Do you say that every day, Jeff? I have a hard time believing you say that at all. I don't know. There's differences. There's like, they're good for where I mean, I can. yeah That doesn't mean I'm a good rapper. Blame it. I got to say. What's that? me As every show you've ever been on goes on, you turn more and more into comedy. I turn more and into more what? Into chong. Chong. Oh. Your voice gets a little slower. You get just a little bit later. I do. I do. You're for an action right there, boy.
Speaker: I'm sick. I'm doing lines of Ajax over here. I do. That's good shit.
Speaker: me
Speaker: That's still the funniest thing I've ever seen. I mean, I can always go into Jay Rock.
Speaker: Nobody got that joke. No, no. I was born in 1997. You think I get anything? but I graduated high school in 97. Well, no, I joined in 1997. I graduated in 1996. OK. Oh, my god, you're on the way. There you go. OK, Jimmy Hyde. I. Thank you, I appreciate you for enjoying our. stream
Speaker: Connor still a sperm compared to me. I'm still a sperm compared to everyone on here and rock as well. Wait a minute, those are those two not roughly. but Yeah, roger sorry good I want to say the exact I need. We're both 27, right, right? Yeah, what's up, Jenny Hyde?
Speaker: It's just us old farts. I was going to say, Jesus. Yeah, I'm like the i'm like the opposite of a pedophile. I only want to hang out with old people. Nobody here is an old fart. but i remember know oh up um I want to explore this idea with the opposite of your pedophile. It's a sweetie. It only hangs out with old people who just said that. Yeah. Like my friends are all geriatrics. Like, o out mean oh was the son of a bit
Speaker: um um like Your classmate was Jesus. I'm only 20. Depends yet. Jesus told you you were going to deny him three times. Okay.
Speaker: no Oh, yeah. I got that but seven pieces of silver, boy. Let me tell you. This is the part of the bank. that's Oh, man. ah for
Speaker: Geez, man. Let's go. I hate everybody. Good. Good. I'm only 22. boom fucking 22 are you years no I think I think ah jeff and g gla dogs not actually I'm a year old wait how actually i it's like we're not even nodding that it's like I think I'm six months old hold on Stevens older than Connor oh yeah oh seriously Really? Steven's 32, I'm 27. I don't know if that's Blaze's way of telling you that you look old or that Steven looks really young. Are you kidding me? I know that I look old. Steven looks like he just detached from his head. Honestly, Steven's not my normal people that I would hang out with. Steven does kind of look like a fetus. I get it. He doesn't look young.
Speaker: and barwood fly wewi you a one of those guys like yeah crowd 12 or like 90 This is what happened with Steven is to come up on Saturday nights. He turns into the joke He's not here to fucking defend. him He does it does that when he's here is screw It's a double -edged sword whether he's here or not. He's gonna get picked on ahlissa I'm happy being the young one. Oh my gosh, I'm surrounded by the milks. But it's not because, obviously, Rock, they just said they're the same age, so... Yeah, Riley was more and more surrounded by milks.
Speaker: When were you? wrong with me i I'm a dill. I'm a dill. You're definitely a milk.
Speaker: yeah na and no na no
Speaker: there's death throw with the tall glass of milks
Speaker: deathly silence everyones went i know's a bad joke stop it agingryley brianland please yeah there yeah bad
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I finally got to use it for today. We've been sitting there for six months waiting for waiting for the button to be pressed. I've used it a couple of times, but I've mainly downloaded it when Stephen or somebody else would hit a joke. For Brian. For Brian, yeah. For Brian, yeah. Hey, Lang, did you have kids? Two. Two? I don't talk about them on the internet, though. No, no, that's fine. See, she's a tall glass of milk.
Speaker: yeah so out on not got it now I mean i don't know no i get what he's saying it's a out you guys can't all be like no i'm saying she needs like a beyond I'm a dilf. I'm a dilf. You understand what? so Okay, I got it. I got it. So dilf's and milf's. Somebody needs to take that song, the boats and hoe song from Step Brothers and just dilf's and milf's. I'm pretty sure you're the music guy, buddy. I'm sorry. elsson mill oh I just had a brain power. so leg go was and like Wait, what, what, what? Is this the wrong time to say that I hate the word milf?
Speaker: no why why yeah point offensive does it affect your sensitive nature in a ball my like but soever been too much just don't like that my god it somebody calls me deal the same woman that calls us pretty a pun ah but but do american for ah hear how it gets misused How is it misused? I don't think there's no misuse for it. I think it's direct right to the point. yeah i don't think ah In this context, no, because obviously I am a mother, but it gets used, you know.
Speaker: across the board, regardless of whether someone is or not. and Maybe there, but not here. But then it's not over there. And even really young women get called as well. I just hate the word. just That must be a lie. If a person is a mother, and told you what what we're what word makes more sense to you than that? I don't think that it is one. it's just ah It's just a little pet peeve. It's like is like I don't like the word mom either. It drives me fucking nuts because it's mom. the the
Speaker: it's most
Speaker: mal you're a little yeah almost leg a i'm go yeah any right or reason for it it's just ah just like it also awesome the so the simple The simple fact that you're hanging out with us on a Saturday night, nothing about that screams mature.
Speaker: but never i've never flamed them all but i don't care however However, we are a much better company than other people. I'm just saying. No, I love it. I haven't seen you anyone here in a long time. Like, it's good to see you sit. I don't even know what that said. I've been that But that's not me. yeah
Speaker: but it seems like a country free zone i'm like a oh it is definitely we weren for no definitely on here ah no no we're go like leli going chance the bottom is not i learned for to change the whole subject see today i call my mom um never mind no i didn't do that oh wait a minute not but So I went on a walk today and there is this hot person. um Walking with her. yeah You see how much it's it's so much easier just to say milk. I think it is though. And I'm trying to analyze myself why I don't like it. And it's not obviously I've said before about it being you know misused or overused. yeah I think it's just the whole objectification thing anyway. I don't think it's over. I don't think it is that.
Speaker: Well, you know, if you're looking for a certain kind of form, it fits perfectly. Why does there need to be a word specifically to declare that to to people? Do you know what I mean? It's just weird. I feel like it's actually something like it's a woman that happens to be a mother. It's the same thing. I kind of like to, you know, not kick her out a bit. Right. But why is her being a mother? Why would that make a difference to to how it's almost like it's almost like I don't judge people by their kids. It's almost like the prerequisite is of if someone's a mother, they're not going to be physically attracted. Because I don't judge people based on their kids. Oh, I see. So you're saying it's supposed to go first. However, there is a stigmatism that women have that after they give birth, they're like, oh, I'm i'm disgusting because I've been stretched hard. I don't think women think that. I think that's generally put upon them by other people.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm still not seeing how that has anything to do with being a male. like i I got called a dill the other day and I'm not even a dad. That's what I mean. See, that's kind of what I'm talking about. That's kind of what I'm talking about, Rocky. That happens a lot with the word MILF as well. It gets banded around. I don't think it's bad. I think it's better around in the context of being a male.
Speaker: Well, it it it does kind of put an age on on on things. You know, I get that. Like, you know, if I'm and the easiest way to put it is if you if you go search in porn, if you're looking for somebody 18 to 20 or 25 or something like that, you put in a certain term. if you're looking for somebody in between the allltra mature lincoln you put in milk that's what i'm talking about like i don't i don't think it's like i think i think it's like a judgment to keeps this question Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. um putting on that I I don't I don't I don't like like yeah we find other people attractive, but it's on the spectrum. Like if some people are all definitely stop it. I'm definitely on the spectrum. Let me tell you. You guys are burying yourselves just so you know. Oh, my foot is totally in my mouth right now. I don't give a shit.
Speaker: just say a younger buildings with no Hey, I have no problem with stretch marks or anything like that. Those are tiger strips tiger stripes. Don't call him stretch marks. Follow me on tiger. Show him what you can do. My man, Cat Williams had had hit it on point when he said it. Everybody has, every every everybody has. so another so another So you've already acknowledged that there's a kind of connotation that it's associated with age. I was a young, I was a young mother. I had two by the time I was 24. I would find that, I would find that consultant to be called a milf. I've never, I've never associated milk with me. I don't either. I don't really associate it with age. But you just said, you just said that there is, and you just explained it. I get that. I know if you put in born, if you put in milk and born, you don't get 20 year olds.
Speaker: And that's on the porn industry. That's not on me. I am tas eat wouldn' like the words. I don't know if it's an unfortunate. I don't know if it's unfortunate or maybe a good thing now. I put in, I don't put it in milk. if I put in mature, but at my age, mature is like 60, 70. Yeah. You know, the the problem with putting in mature when you're searching up porn, you're like, that's not what I meant. I might be an old lady, according to my friends. My porn search history. I don't know. You don't get 40 year olds when you put in mature. What that bank account looks like, girl, that's what I'm talking about. What's up? I don't know if you put in wealth in porn, but you get and get it like a plethora of your ages
Speaker: ah agreed But if you put in mature you don't get a plethora you get I'm 50 and I'm and like calm back I think I think the whole like milf and dill thing came from the younger generation Well, I think you guys are overthinking it was coin in it just comes from a weird
Speaker: You know, I, I, when I was 20 and I'm not, I'm um'm only speaking for myself. God damn, that was a long time ago. Shut up. onor who like You're still slipping on the team. I don't want to hear for you to see it. but when I remember, I remember when I was like 20 or in my late teens, like 17, 18, 19. I'm like, Oh man. Older women. No way, man. 40 years old. Now that's, that's, that's weird to me.
Speaker: all um and my forty s I'm like, damn. Well, yeah, I'm like, where the hell were y 'all at when I was in my, but um also it's like, I'm like, you know, now who's put us in, you know, that 20 year age gap really isn't that big a deal. And there's some ladies in their fifties and early sixties. It's just like, yo, But I think the MILF and DILF thing came from this younger generation that has where we didn't have it. We didn't have that fixation or that fascination with an older, the older demographic, the younger generation. The MILF was started by our generation. well so Yeah. It actually, it was coined. It was coined from American pie, which is 2000.
Speaker: like night Yeah, but I think this would be a more popular line. happy up yeah They are too. As the song goes, just saying. I don't know. I think it's gotten more popular. yeah And yeah like even that, even though the term older women as well, those obviously, you know, proportionate to like an older woman to Connor and Rock is ah is different to an older woman to you. I don't think it's older women though. I think it's different. I mean, now you're like, there's MILFs and then there's GILFs. I don't know. I don't see age.
Speaker: none at the time but white voice rocking rocks like i just see the dirt come from ah you well you know Rock Lee just said he hates he only needs three things and leave the screen that the jes
Speaker: Oh my He put words in this poor man's mouth and he never said any such thing. He said he doesn't see age. do the you breath it right i got this You just translated that into your own filthy a little fucking venecure. I've been saying it for years. I have no standard. We know this. Well, OK, so you don't like you don't like the word milk. What do you think about the term cougar?
Speaker: That's a good question. and That's a legitimate question. Same thing. OK, and I'll say it out loud so Nikki can hear me. Actually, it's not. Let me tell you, I'm sorry, my nooger. You'll go, ahead please. Cougar Yay or nay? I absolutely hate the double standards that we have in society like. Why does an older woman with a younger man need to have any any kind of freeze coin like Cougar when there isn't the equivalent for an older man with a younger woman? There is, is there is. There's a hundred percent it's. Oh, what is it? It's it's he's got money. Sugar daddy. Yeah, sugar daddy. Yep.
Speaker: uh um gold diggers i think i well but i think i mean not the gold the gold okay so the gold digger wouldn't be referred to the man that would be referred to the women why is it always the women that have a label because i can i can answer wait wait wait wait this is good no actually i can answer this brings up you ask me a question no but i can answer it i can actually you know why women are always um to I know, but but I can answer the question why women are called gold diggers. Have you ever heard once a man say she needs to have six figures to date me?
Speaker: Not never. yeah All right. So here's one. Here's one. That question. All right. You asked me about the word silver. And I'm explaining to you. but it wasn't That's actually a good one. ah it's A silver fox. A silver fox. A silver fox is a name for a dude that's old. is generally accepted in society that an older man with a younger woman is acceptable, but there's still a stigma around an older woman with a younger man. i problem I think there's a stigma behind both. like before i Before I met my wife, always I dated a woman that was 14 years old. We never had a problem. And now jeff Jeff met his wife when she was at daycare.
Speaker: He's only seventeen. So, yeah, we have a word for that with men. That's called being a career. They've been together for like twelve years. So, you do the math. Yes. Anywho, how do you feel about the word moist? I love that word. I love that word. I'm not. I'm not a. Mildly moist. Moist. I don't like moist, Jeff. No, it doesn't bother me. It doesn't I think it's ironic that you're so good at pretending to do that, in general because you don't have a dead reflex. Do you want to know what's really moist? Oh, yeah. No, you're doing it. My next cup of tea that I'm about to pour, I'll be back in a minute. No, I'm not going to.
Speaker: So I don't I don't see a problem. Shut up, Melissa. ah Please continue, Alyssa. Moisty, ah moisty, moisty, make moister sense. There's nothing wrong with moist. That's like when Brian asked me earlier about about dildos. Like it's the same. it's It's like the same kind of like when you say moist, it just makes people cringe. I don't get the word. It makes me like. Yeah, I like.
Speaker: I like. Yeah, I hear the word dildo and like. absolutely See, and that's the same way with Mois with some people. Yeah, it's definitely understandable. Mois doesn't do it for me, but dildos do dildos. Yeah, you can look at it for one. And you do like to build a clip, a clip and dildos do it for me with this cougar.
Speaker: I don't know. Yo, where did Leggy go? She went to go make tea. I don't have a god damn cougar in the car. She went out there a minute ago. I got a new cougar in the car. She went to go moist in her tea sack. This guy loves dildos. Yeah, he sure do.
Speaker: Nice title, Rock. There you go. <unk>
Speaker: yeah Oh, hey, Rock. What are you doing on Thursday nights?
Speaker: Yeah, there you go. Nothing crazy. no like that a why your Do you want to do something crazy? ah bray Let me tell you something about. Let me tell you something in the car, please. There's a rest stop right on the Ohio Kentucky floor. And Blaze will butter your sausage. Blaze will butter your sausage. Blaze will butter your sausage. Blaze will butter your sausage. Blaze will butter your sausage. Blaze will butter your sausage. Blaze will butter your sausage. Blaze will butter your sausage. Blaze will butter your sausage. Blaze will butter your sausage. Blaze will butter your sausage. Blaze will butter your sausage. Blaze will butter your sausage.
Speaker: talk about buttered sausage It goes down. It's just a doll. You know, you go put them back. Rock, how would you like arguing with somebody over some stupid bullshit? How would you like to have fun in a comedy based debate? OK, what is the debate about? That's a good way to phrase it. The topics change all the time. Rocky wasn't here for all the new news. All the big announcements, Rocky. Oh, so that's what Alyssa was saying that I missed out on. Yeah. So, so Blaze is an actual, he's always been a, fan but you know, he's, he's a part of the nonsensical family like you are, Rocky. Obviously, you're a part of the nonsensical family. Blaze is actually a full -fledged member of the nonsensical network and in two weeks, he has
Speaker: but he has his own show debuting on Thursday. Whose argument is it anyways? Whose argument is it anyways? That's a sick name, bro. And it' know it's it's it's it's ah where the where the arguments don't matter and the points don't count. So, yeah, that's no, no, you're not wrong. So it's like a It's based off off a debate platform, form like a format, but not so much because we're not going to follow those rules. But two people are going to argue over stupid bullshit, like, for instance, who gives a better head job, Donald Duck or Daffy Duck?
Speaker: but saying it's dabby i'm still saying it it's donald ah ah i agree with yeah gay yeah he's got a wet mouth dude yes he's given that old heart boy Yeah, but have you heard the way that Donald the talks his tongue is always moved he knows how to do that his tongues too big for his mouth And this right here will work yeah Not, not, not only not only does blazing not only is blazing a full fledged member of the network with his own brand new show. Jeremy. She has a brand new show debuting all second. Yeah. August 2nd, Friday night. He's taken the Friday. He's taken the prime time spot on Friday nights.
Speaker: wow Uh, he's doing a sports show. I'm moving Glick's house of music to Tuesday. By the way, your boy never reached out to me. I don't know what's up with that. He's like, I'm dead on Tuesdays. but yeah but za hello Mark and Brian were were were murdered by a gang of dolphins after Brian tried to molest a manatee. So they're no longer on the network. Yep. The cops shot him killed his ass.
Speaker: RIP mark and Brian We love you guys you guys can tune in every Thursday night on talking shit listen talk this shit every Thursday well Thursday ish um But it's AI it's not the real mark and Brian. It's AI. Oh, that's sick Because they're dead oh like but Wait a minute. So blazing's getting a show. That is, that's cool. In the show Jarvis is going to have a new show. Uh, my show's moving. Jeff shows moving. Uh, once Connor has surgery and gets healthy, he's going to take over men camp for men. And that'll be here by a cripple. I've got another idea for a show. a two It What do you got?
Speaker: turn Leggy into a cougar. You could find me a younger man. You could, you could, you know. yeah still us from Netflix. All right.
Speaker: the hands of a rabbit so like we we can We can only do it and we can only do that show if you allow me to name it Cougar on the prowl. broccoli
Speaker: I only say that because I think about Pearl and these are done. Yeah. Well, are they? Exactly. what are that Eventually. Are they stuck in your prey?
Speaker: you from behind that sho haircut yeahll be positive like got I mean, but the haircut is doing wonders. I don't know. There's a gentleman that's been on your panel a couple times. This seems to fancy you fancy you a little bit.
Speaker: who who okay Tell me more. too I actually remember his name, but I tell you one thing. I know his very name doesn't rhyme with smoy schmee home ah so It's like it's 4 30 in the morning here. So I'm a little bit slow with the processing because I'm tired. oo On my panel. Oh wait, he's here. Holy shit. My bad. I didn't hear the bloopity bloop. Put your wiener away PJ deal. I know what you're going to do. Put your wiener away. Put it away fucker. I'm on the fucking edge of my seat here.
Speaker: This is my buddy, this is my buddy from this is who I was showing love to earlier while you guys were yelling and screaming about. Oh, I finally get to meet Leggy. No, hi. Like, I know this. Yeah, they just started a new show. It's called Another Shot. They do that. I don't know. It's like a weird. What is this? such a weird i'm all whispered oh yeah i mean yeah
Speaker: are you so like or is like but your words's coming out yeah examine on stroke all right what' but I had to whisper so they can't hear me. It's like a weird gay bathhouse that they do their podcast out of. If you watch long enough, they'll get naked and start rubbing their nipples together. It's a fantastic show. You should talk. You guys hear the ghost? soon as you see grands there
Speaker: no no they're actually they're just starting ah no pj bill dealll is is one is mut age we can't hear what you see we're not getting any sound from no isn's oh no he difficulties are you there john hum um have the the the the but one
Speaker: It always starts with technical difficulties and ends with a dick bomb. Such a dick bomb. I never said that you guys were dick bombs. All right, so while we're waiting on them, vote for me for a 2024 election, guys, please.
Speaker: da da That is my big announcement. I am running for president. I don't know what to say. Can you guys even hear me? There we go. Now we got you. There we go. Now we got you. Oh, OK. You're glitching big time. Wow. I can't tell if that's him freezing on and off, or if he's just being really creepy. No, no, I think it's glitching. I think it's glitching. I think it's like just the action. I don't know. That gummy started to kick in. OK. No, it's not you.
Speaker: Not you, it's definitely coming. Okay. I'll tell you what, I should give you Joe Biden. I mean, me talking and then it actually coming through. Yeah, there should be. And it's also, it's also, it's also like glitching as well. though We're not getting all of the sentence. We're getting like bits of it. Get off the wall. Get off the Walmart Wi -Fi. Jeez, works for Walmart. You should know. Yeah, we talked about it earlier, Jeeves. No, so they're out. They're actually out and and and and and you're so late for that. do you Wait, wait, wait. He actually got hit. I didn't know that. Yeah, they shot him in the ear, right? Shot his ear off. Yeah, it looks like the dude that Mike Tyson thought.
Speaker: earth yeah im uncle real and just take off few other years hi bo He was actually Mike Tyson who did it. live and worship the devil diging go to ah That was weird, wasn't it? That was such a weird turn. like Where the did that come from? I think he was trolling you. I think he was just a troll. like folks drugs Drugs are bad, okay? I mean, I was kind of joking when I came in and I was like taking the piss and yeah, my brain's totally amazing as well. Like i try your shit like try to refresh your your web browser because you're coming in like intermittently and kind of with a lag. So maybe sometimes if you refresh your browser and come back into the studio, that helps. Yeah. Blaze food for thought, maybe a whole bunch of acid and mushrooms and psychedelics isn't the play. Oh, you work at homey deep hot.
Speaker: the the the don't fucking don't beat this in homemy depot ah love homeming tea that's my number one good we love we love a good dii store don't be de fuck lows dude for real compared to home de home deit i don't it's or dude lows the shit so it was like blow the it's so weird to me you you go to home don't even sell milwaukee you go to home to pot and they've got Milwaukee, they got DeWalt, they got Ryobi, they've got everything. You go to Lowe's and they have Black and Decker. Yes. I'm not buying a **** I'm not wasting my money on Black and Decker because I'm sorry. Why does not put your cash in the trash? The only thing Black and Decker did good was **** vacuums. Why? Because ****
Speaker: holy shit bird the the the special money please with these gla was like i desk but ranch dressing on his chin clearing my so look at there's a dragon behind you
Speaker: I see dildos dildos like he turns off the green screen. They're actually just. actually there one No, that's literally right. Like that's what's behind me. Well, that's that's your mom's dildo collection that I know shit. God, she is really downside. I can I can attest to that. That's that's true. So many more. I'm proud of her. I'm pretty sure I saw your mom with that orange one. There are a lot of dupes of the orange one. She's got the only real one. Your mom and I convinced her to have a dildo sale because she had just so many. A yard sale, but with dildos instead.
Speaker: It's wild hearing this. ca um You should consider doing memes. Like if I have many face expressions you make at the stuff that we talk about, that they're meme cards. Like one of the ones in certain situations. Who? Me? You. Yeah, you make like, you sip in your tea like this. Could you have a very expressive face? It's true. Yeah. like making fun of my dead mom Connor you want to make fun of the fact that I grew up in an orphanage oh oh my god no we can like up on it hot cover so
Speaker: no no but but i had to make that because i know the piss on nii then send her that sendner that i don use butt you the so You can tell I posted it. I don't care. and You're you're about to you're about to wake it up beast. Look, how's the couch? I made that video. I made it before. And I said to her, she got all pissed. So, uh, where is the law? Don't you call me out in there that you did not post it on TikTok. Yeah, I will. Don't know. We have a group. Yeah, here we go. It's a group of me and you. Yeah. And her. oh don no Don't incorporate me on that. Don't, don't bring me in here. Oh, I'm blaming you, buddy. I'm blaming you. No, don't do it then. Oh, no. It's all you. No, I had nothing to do with that.
Speaker: but like the think
Speaker: um I'm waiting for it. I know she's just rolling TikTok right now. you mentioned bla yeah i didn't I made it, but I didn't post it. I made it on TikTok and then it posted and then removed it immediately after I downloaded it. ah hold on so I'm just seeing this mess from snap who the fuck is PJ deal and why do let's do mistress just in here they're having some internet issues so they're gonna try to get everything up that's he's actually a friend of Nikki's I met him oh this one I was just gone for a moment
Speaker: I know I'm actually I met him. He's a he's a DJ out in PA. a I met him through Nikki and him and I became really good friends and he just recently that's who I when you guys were in here yelling and screaming about politics. and i um my You're in charge. I'm not here. Maybe it they were live. So I popped in and I was showing them some love and kind of chit -chatting with them. And then I was like, I gotta go. There's a wildfire on my podcast right now. and I have that. I have that Snapchat open just so I could see what she sees it. She hasn't seen it yet. and She's she's on your face. He's so he's so proud of himself. Oh, oh. yeah
Speaker: He's like, I can't wait.
Speaker: I've kind of run the sandwich thing ah through its gambit. So 10 of them. And I'm going to get in trouble because I teased 22 and she's a cougar. yeah yeah but once day i like yeah So what is the age difference? Unfortunately, nothing, right? how old It's like a year. 21 years. specific I stand, I stand by what I said. I'm 22. If you can't take her to a bar, don't take her home. I didn't know that. We can't take her to an R rated movie. She still hasn't seen it. I see it.
Speaker: ive said stop going good woman Yeah, there you go. I was about to send her a direct message like hey.
Speaker: I'm starting to think that did you do realize that you can save a TikTok video without posting it, right? Yeah, Nikki, he's making fun of you. and Don't be mad at me anymore. cuts like five I think Jeff is jealous of my dildo collection. I am wildly just the biggest dildo I've ever seen in my life, so I don't think he's jealous. Three inch dildo. That's enormous. <unk> seen a whole lot of dilado on like apparently your palm connor I am the bad dragon of dildos let me tell you not daca because little bra i i take yeah i'll tell you what called a pencil after seeing after seeing back being rock
Speaker: read it ah
Speaker: ah
Speaker: but i My dick can eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. that's What, baby? Nikki goes, wow, from the bathroom. I don't know who played that. It wasn't me. What?
Speaker: Why'd you drop rock? No, I can't. He just jumped back in. Oh, there he is. He's got a picture of Connor. Hold on. Come on. Here we go. What happened to the fuck you thing, Jeff? You should have. We removed it. We removed it. Because we were talking about it. We were talking about it. So how about now? Is that better? Yeah. Yeah. Much better. We're back. Way, way better. It's a microphone. not a up a
Speaker: and the What's going on, guys? Oh, nope. Now we're delayed again. What's up other than hard dicks and helicopters? My dad. Not Jarvis.
Speaker: um like non jar just get strayed that's the problem he just catches strays that' oh man that's because the the the the
Speaker: thank you very
Speaker: i don't know which to'll go with these conversations Go wherever you're all over the place. We literally just spent like an hour on dildos and I don't know. I'm fine. I don't know what we're doing. I'm jealous now because I'm not I. Why are you? I believe in six because I already smoked it and I'm off my weed. I. You don't get some magnets and some mushrooms and LS. Yeah, you can't. It's like reset your hard drive. Yeah.
Speaker: Your brain works like a computer if you put magnets connected next to it. yeah you know bra up and Just start over. Get a magnet charger on my phone. I'm ready to punch someone. I know. I'm telling you the face expressions that you have sometimes. that's what that that oh like off this I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.
Speaker: We're going to need a drink. It's funny. Yes. Agreed. I'm just disappointed. I think I'm going to keep that orange yellow on my head. I like that one. I don't know how much. So what are you taking off camera now, please?
Speaker: What? Nothing. He's went to the toilets. We might want to go more than just a little nap. Yep. He was just on here. I mentioned being high. And then he was like, I'm jealous. And then all of a sudden went away. Oh, dude. but that's true I had to go check on my dog. Look at her both on the same his Snapchat page waiting for me to see. We both have our Snapchat open and you can see he's looking and we're just both waiting for her to pop up. and and i even And I even yelled at her and I told her Jeff's starting shit. Check your Snapchat.
Speaker: i put it i put it du go it's snapcha and nothing and you were height that nails matt your nails actually look good too ah yeah yeah
Speaker: bill bill and fred I don't know if you've seen this but I I claim that I'm twenty I actually it's not a claim. It's a true story. I'm only twenty -two and I call Nikki my cougar and and and Jeff decided to make this video.
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Speaker: it's still funny no fuck awaylis twenty two i've sworn it twenty want i know somebody said me twenty two nowby not the fucking ring yeah doesn' ah flick is legal that's all that matters look at the over fifty five You know what? I swear to Christ, I'm... No, no, no. Rick has qualified for AARP since all of us... Rick, how are you? I have no legs. You're qualified for AARP.
Speaker: a you're a
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Speaker: That nerd that nerd songs I wish I would have had that to where I could have interrupted there another shot earlier because they were talking about the Batman and i said like suck with the joker and cost so high right now there was the bat reflection was the bear from that wait what i they give them sort a book yeah yeah yeah so start himself wither and He's gonna give himself a cuddle. Yeah, you did i you you know what? I feel good right now. That's all. Well, there's something wrong with feeling good, man. That's what I have. all do You get I have a question though. Do you get high faster because you don't have legs? So, there's less are
Speaker: yeah like No, your kidneys, your kidneys process it. That's like asking you, that's like asking you, do you get, do you get high faster? Cause you're only five foot three legs. I get drunk faster, but only cause I don't probably taller than you without legs. Then you are with legs. Yeah. Double feedback somehow what would just without you having legs. That means I can get you easier. Trust me. We all know Jeff gets drunker faster.
Speaker: One bottle of wine passed out in New York. You woke up with the bottle in his ass going. but both and i get drunk or fuck bar rockckys killing me with the screenshots man Did I get drunk or did I spend the night at Connors? What happened? Or both? I don't know, Jeff. Did you bottle or? No, I'm solid. Even if it did, he wouldn't tell you. That's why we hang out. but Hey, it's all packed good enough. So so we got we got we I want to.
Speaker: what Yeah, I mean, they they can hear us in real time, so. Yeah, you guys. I want to yeah we got you guys in here. And obviously, like I said, you know, Bill's a friend of mine. I don't know his co -host, but Bill's a friend of mine. We call him PJ deal mainly because another friend of ours one night we got drunk and we were like, let's go see PJ deal. He's DJing at the bar right around the corner. what ah They just recently started their podcast. It's called another shot. You guys want to, I mean, you got, I want to give you guys the floor for just a second. you go just a minute A couple of minutes here. You want to tell everybody what's your podcast is about and and and where we can find you guys at. If anybody's interested in checking
Speaker: checking it all out. So, or point by the way, this is this is Steve. um believe Nice to meet you. we um Right now, we really don't have a platform. A lot of it is going to be based on way good stuff you know step back and you like how things were back in the day as opposed to today. But we do that all subliminally. But we we are literally all over the place with what we do. When we do lives, there they're open for them. We we just invite everybody to come on there and I mean, whatever it is you want to talk about, which but you know, being brand new, and but just kind we've got just a small handful of people that come on there.
Speaker: so um when we're dabbing on some other stuff like you ah three nights ago we did like a ghost walk and then posted a video and that got and got a pretty good response from people that really got some attention but we I mean it's such an open concept that yeah know were we're trying to like break away from everybody else and just be something different like make it as real as possible
Speaker: it's that we already have that mainly mainly that like whole premise is just two friends bar talking about you know yesterday and today
Speaker: all right i like to talk about things people usually don't got the balls oh oh youoo up here oh yeah but the like that we already had that
Speaker: You guys are you you guys are absolutely all over the place and I think I think you know Jeff and I and and even leggy and blaze, you know Connor still relatively new to new to this world and Rocky Rockies in the music in the music industry but you know as far as like Broadcasting and one day the podcast and whatnot when you when you're first beginning you like you don't really know Where you're going or what? you're going Oh my god go back and listen to like the first 50 episodes of nonsensical nonsense. Oh my God. Yeah. We were all over the place. Talk about any topic, dude. I'm, I'm down. Yeah. It was, we was, we was everywhere. Something weird going on on our end. Like there's an echo. Everybody talks that about you seconds later,
Speaker: It echoes back. So I mean, there's really like double talks at the same time. Go into your audio settings. There'll be a little bit at the bottom where it says settings. Go into your audio settings and check and see if you've got your echo cancellation on or off. It should be gone because not everyone's using headphones. Do you have a, do you have it pulled up on another browser or on a phone or anything like that?
Speaker: Yeah, sometimes if you got multiple windows. and Yeah, because I've done that before. Like if you have YouTube open and you're watching it on the computer, you'll actually get that repeat. If you haven't muted it on the tab, YouTube. yeah Yeah, hang on. Connor has to adjust his headphones because if he has his headphones turned up too loud, we'll get an echo and a feedback off of his headphones. yeah Fucking screenshots, man. Nope, I think we just fixed the problem. there you go yeah it was running in youtube the but a twosecond three second delay oh for fox eight we just fucking fixed it we fixed it thank you miss legy that was actually i don't know who said it first because all everybody was talking all at once and then with the echo that was kind of weird so that we've donet like but panel all talk me one
Speaker: never Can you say dildo in Irish? it No, Scottish. Scottish. Scottish. It's fine. I haven't said that yet. It was a the boys at the top that were having that conversation. It was Connor. Connor. Fine. Yeah, you can say it then. I just say dildo. Alright. Actually, I say dildo. I have said dildo multiple times this broadcast though. Some people dildo. Some people dildo.
Speaker: but boom but bit bill dos and bill bonet who na it yeah his and bill don'ts but yeah So what kind of topics do you yeah like i said we've been all over the place so again so what kind of discussions do you have guys like to have?
Speaker: ah we're still out there man you know like i was had a taller with you oh ghost so i want talk about you know favorite but think all world i would talk about other people don't talk about okay i like but you can't ask your husband or your wife's the the
Speaker: the the the the talk to two guys under the influence yeah what would you ask two guys like they you know what i mean like something you're scared to ask somebody coming on here anonymously and you you ask us um questions and you know hopefully we'll give you some ah answers or resolution but presumably if it's her boyfriend or husband then he's into her regardless of what size she is what a weird thing to ask a stranger oh hey i don't know actually ask mom so i want to thank
Speaker: I knew that particular girl. I'd known her for some time. We actually hadn't talked. and when i first When we first started the podcast, I just got on Facebook and sent everybody an invite. and She happened to be one of the ones to see it. and She had messaged me saying, hey What do you guys talk about? And I said the same thing basically that he does, like, you know, where we talk about anything and everything. um It's it's whatever you want to talk about. So she actually is she's single, but she's also got that troubled background that, you know, she's had those bad relationships and she does blame herself. And this is actually from past conversations. That's the first time I've talked to her in almost 10 years. And she just like I said, that you know, because she got the invite, she took the opportunity. And the question was,
Speaker: what was ah what would be a male's opinion of plus- size women but a plus-sized woman win somebody's heart was the the full question so we kind of Like mo number you know but camera back on again, because I know the ship bags going to screen shot me again. I have to as a plus sized woman, I feel like I have to chime in on this. Right. Oh, yeah woman, you're a goddamn giant lady. Stop it. Yeah. Yeah. you know Listen here. Oh, there was a guy king. No. m as As Mojo Jojo once said, I like a wig.
Speaker: love three yeah oh thing is like go school and so legy legy legy real quick i hate to cut you off can i can can i say what we said first and then see if it coincides one and then i'm curious i suppose okay so we actually believe it or not one it's one of the rare times that him and i actually were like in sync with each other and It's not always the size. It's not always the look, because I think every woman can be beautiful in some way, shape, or form. So it's confidence. It's the personality. it's you know There's always going to be something that's going to click. So that was pretty much you know summarizing the answer that we gave her. It wasn't a full -on. It wasn't a blast. that there was Actually, there was no joking around.
Speaker: You know, cause that, that was legit. One of those times where we had a real question. So we wanted to make sure we were legit. And this was actually, you know, that was earlier in the night before we actually got pretty tuned up. So we made, you know, like I said, we wanted to make sure it was real on top of the fact, I mean, you don't want to ostracize and the, the people we want listening and coming back. I agree. So we had to make sure, you know, but we was no truthful and yes I can understand why she's asked that question because in society women are bombarded with bullshit that we're supposed to look a certain way. It's constant and I understand why it blocks women's self -esteem.
Speaker: natural up you the So kick your ass. That's going to fucking pan out. I love it. Her leg is bigger than you, Jeff. I was going to say, you five foot nothing motherfucker. have the answer to the question. Well, at the because at the end of the day, what's for you won't go by you. There will always be someone who will find her attractive. But as i as a plus size woman, and not just a plus size woman, I am five foot 10. I'm a big person.
Speaker: get a lot of male attention but i'm a very confident person and i think i think it's a lot to do with you know if you if you carry yourself suddenly and you're confident that that comes across more than you know if i was kind of you know shy or you know intimidated or whatever like I think I think you're right you've said that I think confidence is more attractive to men than you know this your size particularly I mean obviously there are fat phobis there are fat phobes out there there are people who don't like fat people and we experience it we see it on the internet all the time there's people who do exist
Speaker: these fat better oh i should you but i just there are also lots of men that find big women attractive and I know that through personal experience but I completely understand why she's asked the question because we are conditioned to believe that you know thin is attractive, you have to look a certain way, and it's it' it's a lot worse now. i mean it' it's It was always bad even 20 years ago, but and I'm old enough to remember that, but social media and Instagram and this constant bombardment of
Speaker: You know, hours and contouring and you know, you're conditioned as a woman and and it might be different for men. But I think it's going to I think it's going to creep towards men as well. You know, that you're expected to have a six pack and expected to work out. You know, it's kind of it's kind of finding its way into, you know, getting men having to, you know, I can't find a six pack down here. i just want to play one that i was always been as He's got a whole six pack of dildos behind him she So lucky that's what we saw our platform is kind of built on like
Speaker: people being able to come in and ask questions to random strangers and maybe get some answers. So we decided from from the big women ah concept, we we thought about it, we talked about it, we drank about it, and we decided that the older we get, it's not the bigger the boobs, it's um the bigger the beard. and that's what matters in yeah the the bigger the bibs the older you get the sad um that's just
Speaker: yes yeah so i on the beauty there's nothing wrong with sagy tit is you know what at the end of the night i can roll them up and throw just for me it wasn't exactly the i like i like the fact that she was kind up with us i so that kind of that's what stuck out to me the most Say that again, I'm sorry, I missed that. I said the part the part of that that really stuck out the best was the fact that she was comfortable enough through the whole conversation to actually come to us because I mean, she knew me, didn't know him, didn't know the platform all that well at all. That was her very first time on here. And the fact that we were able to make her comfortable enough to come to us with that type of question. I mean, that actually kind of speaks volumes. Yeah, that's what we want. That's that's what we're doing. but But from my point of view, I think it's really sad that she felt the need to ask the question at all.
Speaker: You know, alone like agreey hopefully we helped her. Hopefully we helped her. um I have the answer for you. All right. Let's hear it. I think Moto Moto likes you.
Speaker: okay ask you you there's your race that that there i like em chunky and i don't know the way i get i oversook added lot lunch i like but but Once again, I don't go to a restaurant. I don't go to a steak joint be like yeah, just give me the bones. yeah but you wait on You're one person, Jeff. Yes, but I'm correct. Unless any dude, I'll find different things attractive. but can um but everybody else is wrong ah can understand ask the
Speaker: i understand right i think that rock l thirty three down there looks like he's got an opinion on it he's he's had some good faci feet his his mikes it looks lost same egg what you got brother yeah okay hey i against big women i know elephant i was a wee old boy was for always live in the newspaper i was knee a grass every time i told a lie my nose grew and like look I don't I hate to point out the obvious in the room. I don't want to call out the elephant but Rocky's a black gentleman and if we know one thing about black gentlemen now like read
Speaker: we like um a big ol liver the fifth
Speaker: <unk> clear hey you know and but man the worst thing he could do was turn off the lights like that the the je like shit sit right there i'll i'll i'll say this little dar real quick i'll sit
Speaker: so yeah now yeah one part right we we got we got one exactly the building yeah what's quite I don't know. He just threw me down in this chair and left. Yeah. we that's domestic violence That's not the right word. kind look more right click he laughs he's like you know what you can do with these fuckers tonight you know i know exactly rock I know exactly what rock he's doing. He's trying to put me on the spot. He thinks he's going to catch me. I mean, we're talking, we're talking, we're talking about, you know, plus size women. And I made a joke. I said the one thing, um you know, obviously Rocky is, you know, the only black gentleman in the room.
Speaker: We know one thing about white guys. They like big white women. And so he went and heart right. Wow. Wow. He had to prove that I was wrong and tried to put me on the spot. So you would come in here. yellows up he gave you state in a back you know data to the table being yeah what's that what's that wrestler you guys been telling me about that hides up in the fucking raptors that's what he's doing yeah sting yeah rock i know things about screw rocki you really want put your girl on here really want to digital my new secrets about she rocki I think you you should tell me some. Yeah. Tell me. will Tell me what you know.
Speaker: and domestic And the domestic violence starts now. I found out about Araki's phone and we'll call later. yeah yeah yeah you're gonna stop i ah yeah come on um allegs a bit of a dirt secrets right and we war on
Speaker: You're going to start. You're going to me yeah
Speaker: um no right she's a white chick yeah yeah hit me slipping Here we go, here's to our boy, here's here's to Rocky, hopefully everything Oh, that motherfucker's dead now. i Yeah, she got off his ass. He's back. He's back. Oh, well, we brought the blues out and there he is. How that worked out for you, buddy? It worked out great. but i
Speaker: i bring her back. She's very, very camera shy. So I have to do that. Like, you know, from time to time. You have to do that all the time. i have from just background restaurant not like if you're still listening to mrs roxley you's got a blockty paper and call it a eye fuck i if you're If you're still listening, Mrs. Rockley, the Glick 13 on Snapchat. I'll tell you all of his dirty little secrets. yeah I know we're trying to so this gentleman down here in a corner
Speaker: i'm trying to make this award bag's a okay we are can't campt cama gay o yoi I'm only I'm only kind of gay. Kind of gay. That was I mean, you know, I I think I've had too many drinks. I'm like reading it wrong. I thought it said that but I mean, I didn't want to get my hopes up. Kind of gay. I actually but actually to be fair, my name is trying to make this. Mike Yo -Yo. K -Mag Yo -Yo. It stands for kiss my ass, guys. You're on your own. There you go. Let's go with kind of gay. Kind of gay work. I think I like the other one. It's three words. It rolls off the tongue. That's the only thing it rolls off the tongue. Yeah. And if Bill wants it, I could tell you one thing about Bill. He loves when it rolls off his tongue.
Speaker: trust me I got some **** that'll roll off the tongue fairly nicely. mother I give up. I give up. I've lost control on Saturday nights. I quit.
Speaker: ah I in the oil and gas industry. You say making gay comments are going to **** with me. You're wrong. Run it. now. Rock Lee. Run now. under my son would you say no well he's our world history what I said, I work in the oil and gas industry. If you think making gay comments is going to bother me, you are way wrong. I will turn gay and so. Oh, dude. Try working in a prison for seven years. Yeah, that that's protocol. Hold on. Hold on. Before that, before that, I worked for Halliburton. Who'd you work for? Oh, I worked for. I'm sorry. I worked for everybody, but how a fucking. Burton. Yeah. Hence the reason I said I used to work for Halliburton. So you're not going to get an argument.
Speaker: Okay. Okay. Fair enough. I mean, you said you used to work in the prison. Did you used to work in it or did you work in it? Good question. Um, I don't know. There was a fine line every now and then. It was kind of harder this way. No, I was, I was a CEO for seven and a half years. I did. I did two and a half at, um, the state prison in Tennessee. And then I did four and a half at the um county jail working for the sheriff's department. Bro, all I'm hearing right now is band but like a pig. That's all I'm hearing. hey by And by saying was CEO, he was a cock operator. i yeah That's where I was going to go with it. But
Speaker: He can operate the hell out of a cock. I'm just saying. i said i got a lot of is a that right steve that right steve That's why you're his co -host. and said come here be my code i'mma operate that Somebody's got to do a Glick. Somebody's got to do it. I don't want to hear you just had an interview. said Yeah. Yeah. I just, I just interviewed for a prison. I don't want to do it. the the the
Speaker: yes a ain't too bad down it could be worse it could be tennessee I just like how Rock Lee keeps changing his background picture to like all the hosts of the show. but He's had. Please. Night blaze and have a good one, homie. Please. I love you, buddy, man. Poor please. He's going to be, he's going to be feeling like ass tomorrow. I can't wait for the snap tomorrow in his story. ah
Speaker: I was gonna say, Jeff, apparently I'm going to be in the chat though. Okay. Bye girl. Thank you for coming up. Bye. by like was five i just go to say jeff i think on the twenty fifth me and you are having a debate yeah we're goingnna have a debate off you're gonna you're gonna what you're gonna beat off i fucking knew it you fa it's eight it was originally oh hard hard of We'll bring her back a notch. My bad. You're having a debate. What? I'm saying. I wasn't there fighting to this debate. It's a conspiracy. know what You ever shot podcast? Steve, please vote for me. no You know what? The best part is Glick could be the masturbator. I mean, we know Glick is the masturbator. I look good at it. Perfect. Yeah. Both hands. Except what he's failing to mention is usually it's two cocks and they're aimed at his face at the same time.
Speaker: that it's yes Nobody said no don't say it Every good debate you have to have a moderator you have to have summon em betwixt to know so we have but a we there's A lot of things happening. Oh and Uh, Bill, by the way, I, I know you said that you're at a campground 31st. Yes. so I'm doing a campground at night. That's Saturday. What are you doing? The first, Hey, Peter, Peter Piper, uh, Jeff Scott, would be I don't know because actually that weekend is, uh, my anniversary. So when your wife come over and drive about an hour across an hour from where you guys are. and
Speaker: Cause I'll be, I'm with the guys both Saturday and Sunday. I didn't see that. And that's what drove me nuts is the fact, I mean, I, dude, I'd be, I'd be game for that. Honestly, ah she would, she's, she's college. How's it come? but It'll be, it'll be a good show. I guarantee you guys, both the Southern outlaws band, they are awesome and hunter lot is amazing. And I mean, the icing on the cake, this guy's MC it.
Speaker: I'm just saying. Thank you for the enthusiasm. It was the same enthusiasm. I hyped the new schedule. I hyped everybody's show and then I got something big coming up that I'm that I'm excited for and you guys all shit on me. So **** you guys. buddy sorry yeah I can do, I can do this network without you. For a minute. Like we didn't realize you were actually saying something important. Sorry. Yeah. That's a switch that we have to turn on and off for, you know, like you had my back. Yes. Like you had my back, like you had my back. She's excited for me. She's, she's, she's a huge, she's a huge supporter.
Speaker: I changed Monday night into a men's mental health care. She was right there in my corner. She had my back. you know did the I started doing interviews. I said that's what I wanted to do for Glick's House of Music. She was right there. And now things are happening with the music show. And I just had a huge show last night, which was awesome. um Connor was there for it. And now I got this, I'm not going to be on the Saturday night show that weekend because I'm going to be going to the MC and stay like MC and for the Southern Outlaws band and and Hunter a lot. every day yeah ah you know I ah made a joke on the podcast and Arliss was in here.
Speaker: who's the lead singer of the Southern Outlaws band. And he heard me and then he messaged me back and he was like, hey, we talked to our manager and job's yours if you want it. And I was like, I gotta get my shit together and see if I can make this happen. And now I'm like in like excitement and panic mode because oh yeah I don't like to do public speaking. Yeah. Well, you don't fucked up. it ro guy yeah
Speaker: Right. I think, yeah you know, I'm super, I'm super stoked. I'm super excited. And, and, and, you know, uh, a lot of things are, there's a lot of things going on with the network and and our shows and and, and, and a lot of our quote unquote family members and, and, and, and Bill and Steven, you guys. yeah You know bill, you know, you're my friend. I love the hell out of you, dude And and I was eager for you to start a podcast I've been telling you for how long man to do a podcast and music you've been helping out to dude. You've been actually I mean There's a few other things we need to kind of finalize one of them being I like the fact I'm gonna share I'm gonna share a little collab we had a little while ago um super So Thursday I eluded this little while ago and
Speaker: or I'm sorry, Wednesday night, we did kind of like a, a ghost walk. Yeah. We went down to a haunted spot and was trying to, and at best, honestly, it was really choppy. Um, but we could use a third person. We had posted, you know, we put it out there that we were looking for, you know, a volunteer and my boy Glick here volunteered to join us. So when can we, uh, when can we go ahead and get this and let these guys know that way? We'll make some massive closure about it. We'll have to figure out the next time we are in PA. Fair enough. And when I'm in PA, it's a little sketchy. Right, right, right. That there are limits, my friend.
Speaker: Uh, but, um, yeah, no, no, no, we'll, we'll, we'll figure it out. We'll, we'll, we'll talk and we'll figure it out. and I would love to do it because, you know, as this is, this is how great I am the champ. And this is, this is why I'm the champ and I'm the greatest, and I'm the greatest podcast host of all time. Not only was I currently, not only was I currently hosting a podcast, I was in their podcast chatting and showing these guys love and was like, Hey, I love them. They're normal. And.
Speaker: Let me know if it can happen. That's how I roll. That's why I'm the greatest podcast host of all time. So Joe Rogan, I got I got two senses for you, Joe Rogan. You can suck my dick and eat my asshole. Hey, well, I just, hey, Glick, I want to point out something. No. Rock Lee has the best picture of the champ as his background right now.
Speaker: fucker yeah like god but want that coming at you at two o'clock in the the the the the
Speaker: yes eyes jesus eyes it's closed i don't you know that i know that legy Look I did it on purpose. I did that on purpose because I am no problem making myself look like an asshole for your guys's entertainment So you said you're gonna be an MC right like what what is it to be an MC like well what's your job?
Speaker: Uh, basically like introducing the bands, getting the crowd worked up, uh, you know, stage announcements, shouting out the sponsor and stuff like that. been earlier the of The show. yeah have Oh, dude. Yeah, I'm going. i going it's It's not my anniversary. I'll be out there. Yeah. But like, well, I mean, well, I mean, like, ah yeah I don't know what kind of music you like the Southern outlaws man. They're they're they're a southern rock band like skinnered and stuff like that. They actually do it Amazing cover of litter skinners red white and blue are red white blue Yeah, ah and and and I mean our list the lead singer. Yes. He is like bearded cowboy hat Homeboys got a cowboy hat with a rattlesnake wrapped around it with the head of the rattlesnake like
Speaker: the the the the on glis house of music as as je tell how many shows first interview on us nonsense first interview on Glick's House of Music and exclusive breaking news with the album drop on Glick's House of Music. I feel so lucky to have that. Hey, I gotta take care of my I am my brother's keeper. That's my little brother. You guys i guys might not know that but you guys might not know that but Rocky and I are brothers. That's my little brother.
Speaker: I see the result. Yeah. It's a night and day. though Wow. a It's like yin and yang at this point. i yeah more Rocky hasn't. Rocky hasn't reached his full Sasquatchian potential yet. You know, we, us Sasquatches, we, we usually mature in our mid thirties. So, you know, he's got a few years before he reaches full Sasquatch. I got a, I got a ways to go. Yeah. How fucking old are you? Rockly 43.
Speaker: He's 43. I'm 22. He's 43. I'm I am the big brother. He's a little brother. It's nothing to do with age. It's my pecker. but Surprisingly, my pecker is bigger than his. He'd be surprised. That's what you're saying. It's not necessary. When we were kids, we pulled our pants and we tried it out. We wanted to measure and see. That was the old sword fight. So one of the structures, the helicopter, and the other one was trying to get the RC helicopters. Like you said, no fair. Yours is bigger.
Speaker: but have years no one ever i no but Like we don't know who our mom is bro. We're just out here I
Speaker: ah couple left
Speaker: wow now the bit battle you know ah can't make forlisba shes did but work
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no. Rocky. No, Rocky. Rocky is Rocky and Connor are their babies, man. They they really are. They are younger than they are. No, I'm younger. I'm the youngest. No, you're not. How old are you? Twenty two. You're not 20. Are you not fucking listening?
Speaker: Oh, that last one. Oh, well done. I think you've seen that yet? Have you seen it? No, she hasn't. That was it. That was it. That is wow. I don't know how Jeff is. You do realize that. No, I don't. I don't know how Jeff is. I don't know how Jeff is. I don't know how Jeff is. I'm going to be a victim of domestic violence. And there's a reason why I do things. I'm just saying. You're going to do to me fly all the way to K through to kick my ass. Good luck with that. Like all I want to say is if Glick shows up black and blue one day, we'll know what happened. Hashtag worth it. It is just false. Yeah. And I'll be like, hashtag worth it baby. Hashtag extended.
Speaker: No, there it goes. He's gonna go make sure she sees it. yeah No, but talking about age, I'm pretty sure I'm the youngest one in here. How old are you, gay mag? Gay mag? Fuck you. I said gay mag. What the fuck? You said gay mag. Been your fucking years out, asshole. Easy, super gay. Hey, it's kinda gay. No, no, we gotta go back. It's kinda gay. kind It's only gay if you all, if you smile and look back. hey it's It's only gay after the first time. That's right. But no, I'm 35.
Speaker: twenty year baby No, yeah, he's baby. You're a baby, man. Connerson is fucking 20. Granted, he looks like he's in his 60s because... I was gonna say Connerson is 20s. Fucking G .R. Vis. is fucking nervous is older than Connor. We found that out today. It blew my mind. But it father looks like a fucking fetus. I know. But fuck it. Well, that's because his legs are fucked up. Yes. Oh, no. Steven looks like a fucking fetus. You've seen Harry Potter when at the the last. Yeah. yeah When Voldemort's laying underneath the thing. Oh, God. That's what Steven looks like. Like that little aborted fetus laying on the fucking platform. That's fair.
Speaker: yeah you guys but just great But I will say this, Jarvis and Baltimore both have something in common. They both want to steal souls so they can become a human. Well, you know, he just got back from his clan rally. so Oh my god. He's got the shaved head. Still got the bright orange. Hey, I'm tired. All I'm saying is he's trying to be like you. Look at that. Look at it. Clan meeting 101. I was going to say, if you look at his closet, he's got a pointy white hat. Oh, he's gone. He's not even here to defend himself. I would still make fun of him if he was, Blake. And you know this. Yeah. Well, we've been making fun of him.
Speaker: Did you tell her to go see it? She's so Jeff. I I found out why Nikki hasn't seen that video yet. Why? Because she's asleep on the couch. ah That's what I said. We're going to end this show. And I'm going to go out and wake her up and bring tell her, you know, it's time to come to bed and she's she's going to do our normal routine where she gets on her phone and scrolls and checks her her actual boyfriend. Yeah, there's that too.
Speaker: no but it on good giant
Speaker: I mean, that's why the computer chairs caddy corner to the bed. We all know that jokes jokes on me and jokes on us on a boyfriend. and It's girlfriend and I don't mind being a cuck because that is one hell of a zoo.
Speaker: That's fair. That's fair. You want me to. OK. Hey, hey, you doing nice to meet you. Oh, rock, paper, scissors, way different though. I am 43 years old. It's pretty much on scissors. It's scissor versus scissor. And I'm there. There's no rock and paper. It's just no more. It's great scissors, boys. I put my chair like this. Yep. The head. The bone in one hand, dick in the other, baby. Yeah. It's the only way to do it. Yeah.
Speaker: but and then and then the next day, I'm like, and then the next day, I'm like, I'm so angry that you make me be a cuck. How dare you make me want to dig on you with and then it's hey on you and then the next day, I'm when he's like, I gotta put this on the **** media. He's like, you better not do that again. He's like, you're the but We do it because we make it so much money on Onlyfans because uh, you know, Onlyfans are kicking off good for us. Hey, you wanna know what I'm talking about? Join my Onlyfans. Be your big boy and slash Onlyfans .com All these jokes and you're gonna see a hairy butthole.
Speaker: That's baby Chewbacca. That's all I'm saying. You'll see, you'll see a hairy butt hole in a fast ass. Watch it. We'll also see two chicks going to town on each other. Let's say it. Let's say it. There was no words in any of it, but we'll all understand it later. It's okay. Take a, take a breath. You call your butt hole baby Chewbacca? No, I didn't. No, I didn't. Well, you referenced it as baby Chewbacca after I pulled on.
Speaker: game night nag called my buthole oh by the way kax since the last time we were at that restaurant i've shape up about all it's don look like a burn trees come I don't want to hear it. Oh, now it looks like a prolapsed cow. That's all we're saying. You shaved your mouth. I shaved it for, I shaved it for Blaze. He likes to lick a clean plate. We all like it. Yeah. That's all right. We found out the other night that Steve here is a fan of bob ross so o not No, no, no, no, no. Hey, I'm going to paint a pretty long tree over here. and do know this was a dirty This is a dirty jungle of love is is what we had.
Speaker: du that like yeah you the the the
Speaker: ah that's like time oh you right right he's over there painting the forest all nice and down on the bottom um down down that No, there's nothing pretty about it. There is. There's a freaking Jeff would quit giggling like a high school chick. Wait until the internet gets ahold of this. You're going to take six dudes to bed at the same time.
Speaker: that why Rock and I were stretching, you know, you gotta gotta get limbered up boys i i feel like i feel like i share this yeah that cool un one of my favorite movies which is zombieland Have you ever seen a fucking cheetah limber up before it takes down an impala, you know, so fuck you if you're taking us to bed umm I gotta tell I gotta tell all the guys something I'm just saying, I mean, I'm going to kick your kneecaps in. I got tiny legs and a frozen margarita. What is that? Is that is that you, Jeff? When I come to Cape? Oh, but that's jeff on our way doesn he you that's Jeff on his way to the orgy right there. That's right. Wait for me. I got tiny legs and a frozen margarita, motherfucker.
Speaker: I know I was just saying I can go to the nonsensical group chat because there's certain individuals in there that would be like, oh my god, we gotta tell everybody in the spread of rumors. Six dudes at the same time. and so Took them all down with minimum effort. ah
Speaker: Well considered. but but just okay like glen would keep going just with her and but and again i'm just a cuck in the corner watching i'm not participating no I knew you were **** like that. You like watching dudes. yes so you liy
Speaker: I'm not watching. I'm not watching. He looks over there with his phone and his hand, at the like the phone hand on his cock, jacking off, videotaping, and not looking like. Let's just hear it. What is that arm? Nobody's paying for that video. Come on, man. I'm going to put my shirt up over my face.
Speaker: yeah he pull a shirt up a little bit over his eyes just enough so that they're still watching everybody's faces. No, thanks for having us, man. You guys are funny as fuck. one yeah I appreciate what you guys jumping in, man. You know, best of luck to you guys. Obviously, you know, I love, I love Bill. He's a good dude. Uh, sorry, Chris, before you guys drop your, uh, channel in a private chat so we can all follow.
Speaker: Yeah, oh we can do that. i already you had For anybody who don't know, they are on YouTube and social media. ah ah Is it just another shot, right? It's another shot right now. <unk> we're We're touring with the name a little bit. We need something that's kind of kind of grab. And I think another shot we were talking about is a little bit too generic. So if we if if we if we did something simple, you know, just like another shot with Stephen bill or another shot with Bill and Steve, one of the two, you know, but as of right now, it is just another shot.
Speaker: yeah They're on YouTube and Facebook at another shop. We have an Instagram that we just started like two days ago. So we're, we're trying to branch out here. I wanted to get back on here on, on stream yard. I wanted to show him because I've been on here twice now with this gentleman and I want to go Steve here. And I think this is probably the like the way to go. Honestly. Yeah. Stream yard is absolutely the way to go and and like I told like I told you anything you need anything I can help you with obviously, you know, you can ask me I've been there for you guys Anything anything you need just let me know shoot and shoot me a message or whatever I mean we can jump on the stream yard together and I can show you the ins and outs of stream yard
Speaker: and Jeff and i was one for the pictures I were showing you a little while ago. We like I mean after we we got done talking the last time we ended our podcast um we started looking at StreamYard and ah It's gonna be a little more difficult obviously I guess maybe then i thought it was be super easy you We started out on half apps was a fucking nightmare I What was it? Haps is no longer exists. But um fucking nightmare yeah. And and when we when how we were. asked
Speaker: What? No, go ahead. Sorry. i interrupted you That was my bad. I searched it up on YouTube, but I couldn't find it. Yeah, I couldn't either. um That's why I said if you guys drop your link, we'll throw it up here. um When we when we started searching. We looked at a couple of different platforms, but StreamYard kind of just hit the mark for everything. Really? Yeah. I'm going to send this to you on Snap. I don't know if you'd be able to put it on there, but I'll send both of them. You could put it in the private chat. Right. Yeah. All you got to do is copy and paste your channels out of the URL bar and then paste them into the brand. I mean, no, we're we're that bad. You we're that way we have no idea. like We're talking straight up ignorance. Yeah. Don't worry. Don't worry. We'll get you boys church stuff on there. I just really. I just posted the latest episode.
Speaker: tonight's show on uh in our group check. K mag, your phone's on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You don't have to send me anything. The last thing you sent me was a hairy butthole and I told you to **** off. Yeah. I think he took the message and I couldn't. I mean, you asked for it. You asked for it and then I sent it and you got all butt hurt. It was so weird. No, I said, send me something sexy and you sent me that. So, I just like, no thought it was sexy not yeah ah trust me just because you made your ass look like ZZ Topps mustache and beard. It doesn't make it sexy. There we go. Okay. Yeah, I just posted the latest episode so you guys can go from there to the um to the to their YouTube channel.
Speaker: I appreciate it. du Big time shot. Thanks much. Appreciate it, man. So so now do all you guys have you like your own own thing to like, do you guys do your own thing or you only jump on? We have a show every week. Oh, that's what I couldn't find it. It's a podcast. We have Monday's men's caring for men with. yeah you're You're missing what he asked. He's asking if like we all have our own individual like shows. Yeah. yeah Yes. You better follow me back. I'll fight games with you. I stream on. I'm a Twitch streamer. I play video games and stream on Twitch. That's my thing. And then I come on here and deal with the banter from the fucking Sasquatch and then the Midget.
Speaker: so He's an e -walk. Hey, God, he's a **** e -walk. Sometimes he's a grumbling. Oh, okay. My bad. My bad. Good night. See what happens with me. and ah to corn yeah has as a show for we um And then, likey she has a show. She actually does two shows. She does a radio show and then she does the helen's mix tap yeah he does three shows
Speaker: i know She actually has a radio show, Radio Leggy 365. And then she does Jukebox Jury. And then on Sundays, she does her documentaries. Oh, that's cool, man. That's cool. I like it. I thought it was Jukebox Jury. I thought we had it. We do. We have her bio link. We have.
Speaker: ah yeah plans there's a lot There's a lot of ways we're wanting to go with it um hey biodoling There she is yeah so when we first started Honestly, he was on a whim one night. We were just kind of fucking around you know, I've been talking about wanting to do a podcast with another friend of mine and him and I kind of parted ways and You know, it didn't quite work out. So me and this dude was doing what we do a lot of and that's, you know, sit at my bar. I have out here in the garage and he happened to see the mics and he kept looking over.
Speaker: wanting to know what you know I had going on. So once I said, dude, I was wanting to do a podcast, we jumped on it from there. So you know we at least opened up a YouTube. That was the first thing we went with. And he got so inspired. like We started talking about doing a sound room and actually doing a whole like studio set up. So he actually got on Amazon, ordered all the, you know, not the soundproof, like the sound deadening. He's got all the, you know, the stuff you put on your walls. Of course, me being a DJ, I already had like the soundboard and the mixing board and all that, you know, all the other stuff, the mics to set up. So that we're we're actually wanting to take us like to a whole different level. And
Speaker: Like we're, we're already talking about doing a whole bar set up, you know, it's, you know, we're going to have a bar. We're talking about getting, you know, getting rid of these mics and going with a, a lavalier. Um, like I said, there's there's a whole different setup, but then when we get on YouTube, we didn't learn this actually until just Wednesday night when we tried to go live on that ghost walk. So everybody else could do it with us real time. We didn't realize there was all these different criteria that went with YouTube that went with Facebook that went with Instagram. You have like on YouTube, you have to have 50 subscribers before you can go live. Now I can do live through their their their straight up page on my laptop, which is what I've been doing.
Speaker: And, but if you go through the apps and want to like travel with it, you have to have 50 subscribers on YouTube. You have to have a hundred subscribers. It won't even let me go live on my, our Facebook page. You have to have a hundred subscribers on there. I don't even know anything about YouTube or I'm sorry, Instagram yet, but that's why I can't show them that. Instagram is, is around a hundred as well. Uh, the beauty of like, like the beauty of StreamYard is you don't need to have subscribers like
Speaker: The first the first episode you do it takes a little bit But once you once you do one episode like when you set up a youtube channel, you got 24 hours before you can go live Yeah through street yard, but after that 24 hours, you know We post every single episode of every single show on the nonsensical network youtube channel The facebook channel We you have to have a business page And that one you have to have 100 subscribers. um And that happened like what a month ago, something like that. And we were like two away, so it's no big deal. um And then Twitch, you just set up Twitch. So the beauty of StreamYard is you don't have to worry about the criteria. But I will say this. time period So StreamYard cuts the corners.
Speaker: yeah it does because on twitch so yeah you can live stream it it doesn't matter in the beginning right like but if you actually want to make a profit from twitch you have to become affiliated and there's It's like, that yeah. Yeah. It's like 50 followers, 50 hours. Yeah. You got 30 days to do all this. Granite Twitch is a little lenient because so say you're like right on the cusp of finishing ah all the criteria meets or whatever. Right. And you're streaming all the time or whatnot. Well.
Speaker: Twitch will actually extend it. Like, so say you start on, say you start today. What is today? The fucking 17th or 13th? Well, it's the 14th now. Yeah. but Well, 13th where I'm at. So anyway, until another 20 minutes, whatever. So, so say you start the 14th of July. So August 14th, if you're right there close to it, they're going to extend it another month. And they'll keep extending it until you hit your goal. That's the cool thing about them.
Speaker: And then once you become affiliated though, then you can, I'm one of those people Glick don't like, cause I have free commercials in my foot stream and he hates those. He's like, God damn, I'm already paying to see you. blah blah bla blah bla I know oh oh hold up and up money and some have no problem with, I have no problem with the ads.
Speaker: I'm not paying a subscription. I don't buy subscriptions. I just enjoy the content that I enjoy. Right. But my problem is. You have total control over the ads and the commercials that come up on Twitch. And when you're a fucking piece of shit scumbag and you have people paying $5 .99, $6 .99 or whatever it is a month to subscribe to a Twitch affiliate and you can put your ads to low, moderate or you jack them all the way the fuck up. So every
Speaker: the that are on Twitch and they have subscribing to them and they have their fucking commercials cranked all the way up. Oh yeah. You miss 90 % of their actual fucking content. Content because. And then and then and now that and now said people are on different platforms and they spend
Speaker: 95 % of their time talking about numbers. The other 5 % is that they don't talk about numbers and then they beg people to get their numbers up on said platform so they can do a fucking stupid ad so they can make more money. I don't like those fucking people. You're scumbags. I agree with you on that aspect. Like for me, it's different. Like, And I tell everyone, I'm like, don't subscribe through me, through my channel. but Because like, like, because you still get hit with the ads. It doesn't matter, right? If people want to, all right, that's on them. But like, it's kind of a thing I make known when I start streaming on Twitch, when I go live. But if you want to subscribe, just use Twitch Prime. And it bypasses all the ads. It
Speaker: still benefits the the content creators and it costs as much as subscribing to one content creator a month like but yeah you can watch as many stream as you want with no ads, which is weird. Don't be a fucking scumbag and steal people's fucking money. Hey, I hate to break it to you here at the Nonsense Network. You can watch us for free. We're not going to ask you to subscribe. Watch us on YouTube. Watch us on Facebook. You watch us on Twitch. I have no control over the ads. We're not fucking affiliated. And I'm not asking anybody for their goddamn money.
Speaker: just That's what you do, man. hey well you know yeah I got i gotta to chime in on that a little bit though, because that kind of brings up my next point. See, he brought up the ads and you know, so he's, he's making a little bit of loot on the sides, you know, through his platform. We believe it or not, actually do have, you know, some of a sponsor already, you know, I got a friend that, you know, surprise Glick, yeah I met him through the Mustang. Uh,
Speaker: the I was hoping Jeff was gonna be on here because I've i talked to him that one night with you. And I noticed that he's able to put on all those little, you know, there's little snippets in the middle. um So what I've been doing with our sponsor is all I get to do is I hold up the koozie and I hold it as close as I can so they can read the number and everything. And they can stream it. You can stream it or you can only put the picture.
Speaker: Like we, we, you have a, you have a full brand of shit. So we have, we have a ton of music that we can play actual music. We've got yeah women rock LA. I mean, that's just a picture, you know, there's a picture that I can throw up. We can still keep talking. Jarvis's podcast um And that's that's really what we need because and especially with you know, i'm I'm really good friends I don't know if you guys have you know heard of this gentleman. He is a true up -and -coming Dude, he literally just did a tour starting back in May He's already traveled to Texas, Ohio, Kentucky West Virginia. His name is Gary Burke and he's an up -and -coming country singer send them My way, what are you doing?
Speaker: And, so um um um, I'm going to have to like, you know, I gotta go to do a little bit, you know, wait. So, okay. Yeah. i Gotcha. yeah like Yeah. On stuff like that, on stuff like that picture and then remove the background. Yeah. So what I would want to do is like, you know, you know, obviously it'd be easier to do it this way. If we wanted to like interview him, if, you know, So, I mean, like I said, you know, the the whole point of coming on here, A, to hang out with you guys, B, it showed us exactly what we were looking for. And you guys have actually answered a bunch of questions. Yeah. Now, like I i said, I mean, if you guys actually do get on there and watch those videos, you know, if you, if you get on our, never go on rock we are we are literally all over the place. Rocky, you love you, brother. Bye, Rock. Rocks out. Rocks out.
Speaker: Yeah. I got to go eat. eight Mama called his name. Yeah. I, uh, he came in and then 30 seconds later he was gone. Happy life. Happy life. But yeah, like, like the, I, I like StreamYard. I have nothing negative to say about StreamYard. It takes about five minutes to figure everything out. But once you have it figured out, so and the great and and and you know And some people jump on the newest fad and it's like, well, yeah I'm on this app and I can stream to 10 destinations. ah You don't have 10 destinations. you're on you're You're on social media platforms that you have zero followers on just to be there because you can at the end of the day.
Speaker: and and and And it's because it's free, but you've been on eight different fucking free platforms and the last my here And they're only free until that platform realizes we can make money off of it. And then you go back to your same **** **** where you have to download a bunch of **** onto your laptop and go through all these **** loopholes and monkey **** bars and zigzags and everything else and download all this **** **** so that you can stream onto Twitch and YouTube when you **** pay for a subscription. I do want to say this though and
Speaker: I mean, I know they hate fucking nonsensical, Glick. I'm talking about TikTok. ah They fucking hate me. They hate me. No, that would be a good one for you guys, though. TikTok. We can't do this show. A, we're permanently banned. And B, we could never do any of our shows on there because A. No, I'm not talking about us. I'm talking about them. Well, yeah here's the problem. The only thing I worry about with TikTok is especially after we've had enough to drink. Like there was one show we did. We literally went four and a half hours straight. That got the most views that got the most attention of people, but it was, it was so like, I mean, we literally got up the next day and was kind of watching over at both of us. Like, holy fuck, dude, we can't do that again. I'm worried that whether it be him or me,
Speaker: but You know, we if if either one of us ends up doing something stupid and gets pissed off and up The last thing we want to do is get canceled which unfortunately today it's so easy to cancel I mean, i dont know yeah, you know about the nonsensical nonsense podcast. We've said a lot of shit that should have got us canceled a lot i will i i would You know, so we we we've tried to avoid Politics we try to avoid, you know now tonight's show we we did
Speaker: the road where it happened. Oh, there they are. music you glitch that Yeah, where like I'm literally 25 minutes away from where that whole thing happened today. Like the farm show grounds is right up the road for me. And I actually had friends there. And you know, the first what whole 20 minutes like was me pretty much just going off, not politically, but just as a whole on what had happened. and how small it was. Nikki's, you know, Nikki's son was going to get, he, he was going to go to that, but he couldn't find anybody to go with him. So he didn't go because it was so close to where you guys are from. I mean, it was literally right down the road, dude, it is literally like Butler's literally 25 minutes from, you know, the, the farm show grounds is literally 25 minutes from my house.
Speaker: but yeah, no, I mean, we are talking about, and when we found out that oh that there was a assassination attempt on Donald Trump today. day Oh, yeah. There's an assassination attempt on Trump today. Yeah. Okay. He he actually, got he got hit with, you know, he got hit with a little bit. It grazed him, but there was an actual ah k shot to the head. Oh. Holy shit, you know gets me. All right, so but he was gonna be like ed er Not Hoover but the one president that was like ah you missed me yeah no good yeah bush on that whole Yeah, the shoe throw but kind what kind of fucking precision does it take to like clip a president's ear like you're You're you're fucking
Speaker: you gotta have some fucking aim for that, you know? I'm I'm telling you, you do not miss by much. Aim small, miss small, right? I mean, that's right. That's right. You have. They're they're thinking now he was able to get the gun in because it was one of those 3D printed guns and he just added some of the guts. Yeah. And I didn't even know that was a thing but you ah yeah you can print a complete three d printed gun you can yeah you can literally print the firing mechanisms the the
Speaker: harrison ford movie and i'm but who back i was queer tingger maybe oh um no um john somethingowski <unk>nic what did that movie ah um and and present danger welcome No, John Malkovich. Uh, yeah. john malovvi chair in danger He built that little gun out of wood. He walked right in there and it was, it was like, i I felt like it was kind of, kind of like that in the line of fire in the line of fire. Yes. Yes. That was not clear. No, in the line of fire was Denzel. No, no, no. In the line of fire was no, no, he's right. In the line of fires, an Eastwood and John, the other one in the, uh, clear and present danger is Harrison Ford.
Speaker: playing john ryan jack ryan but yeah john malvich like when he tested out the gun he was at that lake and he shot a jack black i think no that will no now now youre calling another movie that was the jack and that's the jack yeah ah rock in the normal well No Bruce Willis killed Jack Black the bastard but but you know what like You know where I'm going like he had a ah a gun now get through a metal detector Well, the differences the the gun John Malkovich made was a polycarbonate. It wasn't 3d printed It was a it was a like you use a a mold and you put it right. We didn't have that technology, right? right back But 3d
Speaker: 3d printing guns has been around since 3d since before 3d printers were available science yeah yeah so this is not new no no no i i want to say like you can literally Yeah. Or you can do 3D printed guns, but they're more sophisticated now. If you want to buy it, like if you own a 3D printer and you want to say, build a gun, you can buy a blueprint off the internet for one. Oh, you can go to Thingiverse. Yeah. There's a website called Thingiverse that has anything and anything you want to print for free. But that's what that's what I'm saying. Like, okay, so there are
Speaker: you know, you can buy like a schematic for your 3D printer and it will literally print you every page. If you're good with CAD, a CAD program, yeahp you can actually design it yourself to make it look like a fucking umbrella. Yeah, but it'll still function just like a normal everyday pistol. It'll have rifling in the barrel. It'll just be made out of... Well, but it's actually... Depending on the material... well no you there's There's four different types of 3D printing material. um Uh, they have a, they have a fifth one coming out. It's carbon fiber. Oh, I was going to say, I heard about the carbon fiber one. I, I don't know what the other one, I don't believe it's going to be that great, but there's PSA, PMA and, and, uh, I can't buy the other one. There's one that's like, you can use it to make shoes and they're just as soft as your fucking Nikes. All that aside, like that, that you know,
Speaker: him and I have both been known to, you know, I've tried tonight, you know, I've been able to somehow kind of keep myself PG 13 ish, but we tend to, I'm telling you right now, like Twitter, Twitter would never are baby. Yeah. We're not Twitter. Um, what do we say it was tick tock, tick tock, tick tock would ban us after the first one. I've 100 % guarantee that. So is, is, I mean, maybe do like some sports on tick tock, but I couldn't see us like you know really promoting ourselves on that one. but When we first started, we we would have so much fun on a show that we'd get done like, fuck it, let's go on TikTok. and We go live on TikTok. Yeah. like glick That's how I met Glick, that motherfucker. and and like that Well, that's how Glick and I actually reconnected was TikTok during the pandemic.
Speaker: he was doing alive but the problem is and and you'll run into this eventually you'll get you'll rub somebody the wrong way and they'll become a **** hater. Yeah. We call them lurkers because they still watch the show. Well, and and and and and not I'm not all and well and not all lurkers are bad. You know, I I love the lurkers because I know some people like to take my words and twist them around and do oh yeah little the U .S. These guys is in these guys's chat. What's going on? Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to the nonsense go up Oh, yeah yeah, so not all lurkers are bad. I actually love our lurkers. I love the fact that people Just we do the show live just watch
Speaker: So, I will say this though, so earlier whenever I came on to the show and I was flipping Glick off, that was because we've we've had plenty of instances where people like still profile pictures or still images of us and they superimposed and they or they're live for like two seconds or show their dick or their ass or some dumb shit like that. So when Glick tossed up the deuces, I knew what he wanted. So I was like, Yeah. but You guys couldn't see K mag down backstage, but I could see him because this is my StreamYard or this is the network StreamYard. Right. So I can see him. And, and, and, and, and that's what I was laughing at. He was laughing at it. We were just talking with each other. before He brought me up here. like I mean, we've already had, we've had people impersonate.
Speaker: Other people like well rocky did it today? He put it up. He's been doing all night But i've seen but below screen like you guys have the screen that you can see us on but below that you can see who's online but we see a a lighter version of what's like a backstage and and Rocky came up and it was it said my name and it had my picture on it. and I was like yeah jeard i both then we started thinking about it we We're like, oh no, that's rocky Like like one of one of our very good friends, Jeeves, who was in the chat earlier, he's really good friends with Leggy. One night we thought Jeeves came and Jeeves doesn't come up here very often on the show, but he dropped backstage and it was like, oh shit, Jeeves is here. We love Jeeves. Jeeves is one of the greatest guys, one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet on the planet. He's a legit good dude. And and we seen him pop in.
Speaker: brought it up, man. And then all of a sudden it was just wieners. I hate N word N word. And it was just like, what the fuck? And, and and I actually had to drop my, I had to, I had to drop my camera down because I was, I was pissed. Yeah. you i yeah oh Because they, they used, they used Jeeves, one of the nicest guys you'll ever fucking meet. I was so mad that night. And, and, and then they've done it to our buddy, Brian, who's out in Texas. they've they've done it uh to um ah talking to somebody else. I think they did with Tony D didn't they? No, it was somebody else. I can't remember. But but you know, and so we have our haters out there but you know, as far as lurkers go, lurk away, watch the show. We don't demand and you know, we're not gonna demand you talk to us. We're not gonna demand you interact with the show. We do the live show and we have the chatter's box and
Speaker: We love when people interact. We love to engage with the tatters box. That's why, its that's why it's there. And that's literally when you, when somebody pops up, they literally look like this. Yeah.
Speaker: Took me all of these guys got some capabilities. Okay. I got, I see where you're going. So when they do show up, you're going to get their profile like immediately. yeah right yeah we'll see them before we bring it up like i can really just drop you down like that the thing the thing that they did with jeeves ah you're good yeah come up that night When Jeeves came up that night, we could see a video. That's how, before we bring anybody up, we're like, hey, turn your camera on. Give us something. Whatever. That's like, whatever. I come on here. My camera's always on. My mic's always on. because like that night That night, it was a video. in the that night to think It's a video. ah to jeeve It was a video of Jeeves. I still don't know how to do that. and It looked like him in his studio.
Speaker: je because he was just slowly moving. You know, I mean, we we're like, oh, I mean, we're we're expecting the trolls. We're expecting the people to get on there. And, you know, unfortunately, I kind of welcome that challenge a little bit to see if we can actually keep our cool and everything. But i know the beauty of it is but even the NBC like the the majority, like the his biggest fans, Like the the more people, the the people that listened to him the most were the ones that didn't like him because they wanted to hear what he'd say next. Well, somebody starts pissing you off. You can literally just drop them just like that. Oh, we're go you know, and yeah like when I bring somebody up, I hover over the button to drop them.
Speaker: Yeah. yeah like We don't know who they are. Like, well, that's what happened with Rocky. That's what happened with Rocky and I, because we thought we, Jeff and I both thought it was Rocky. We were both like a hundred, but but both of us were hovering. And when Rocky came up and the camera didn't come on right away, we both hit the button at the same time. So Rocky dropped as quick as he came up. He dropped. He dropped. Yeah. And it's like a precaution. The problem is that the people who have done that to us was brought on by a former co -host of the show. And like I said, I don't like the circumstances. I don't like how things played out. I don't like how things went. I like the guy. I think he's a good - It wasn't even a negative thing when he split.
Speaker: I think I think he has the potential of being a good dude, a good broadcaster, but unfortunately, he surrounds himself with a bunch of fucking losers. And I'm pretty sure I know who you're talking about. And i like it's those people who do that dumb shit to us. And it's those people who and that's where Lurkers originally came from, because it was those people who watch our show. It was those people are the reason why we're permanently banned on. his own time And I would go live on TikTok and be doing the exact same thing that I'm doing right now. And they, and I would get in trouble on TikTok for nudity or whatever. And it's those same fucking people. And this is the biggest problem that I have with the guy that created a fake TikTok account.
Speaker: and Put all of our significant others up there. Yeah that's what i was saying and and it yeah yeah that that's super fun here's the Here's the fun part about the dynamics between men this cat, okay There's people on both sides, you know our friends list that Like there's people on his side that don't like me at all There's people on my side that don't like him. But I'd like to think that at this point now, we've done this long enough and hopefully we've done a good enough impression with you guys. Maybe, I mean, everybody might actually see that we do actually drive. Now we've butted heads maybe once or twice.
Speaker: but what makes us twenty times twenty times we'll go up one okay i was gotta to say is that once a week once a month like chicken like like like i don't know through way but may not thing the of the whole thing. We literally had like squashed it. And then, that you know, we always find a way to, you know, he'll tell me like, dude, I'm not comfortable with it. I don't like it. So now before we actually get on air, like we kind of
Speaker: We don't exactly go over what we're going to say, but we do kind of, you know, ahead of time talk. So we know what's not going to piss each other off. And, you know, we're we're still, we're still feeling this whole thing out, but that's what kind of, you know, that, that, that's what works. So he I think a lot of people. all think Like Glick and I've been friends for 20 plus years. My wife can't stand to do. I hit the wrong button. I meant to hide my camera. Yeah. Yeah. that's all you do it's one of those things My wife doesn't watch the show because she's like, you guys are just fucking raunchy and it's not my thing. I'm like, all right. Well, you go in the other room. I'm going to do show. Well, we're not always raunchy though. That's a big, like, that's a great, you know, you know, when we first started,
Speaker: It was Monday or it was Wednesdays and Saturdays and it was the same show. And then we added Mondays and I started trying to change Mondays around a little bit. It was Tony DNI or it was Mikey, Mike and I, the big dog. Um, you know, but you know, unfortunately Mike was going through some things in his life and Tony was going through some things in his life and they weren't the most reliable guys in the world. And. and and And there was a lot of times where I would do Mondays on my own. And it was just like, I can't do, I can't do nonsensical nonsense on my own. Right. So it was like, it was like, all right, well, we're gonna, I'm just going to do the Glick show. It's going to be my thing. But then I fell back into my old habits when I was on Periscope. And when I was on TikTok of relying on the chat, the unfortunate downside was with 12 ,000 followers on TikTok and, and, and, and, and, and, and.
Speaker: God knows. I mean, I would do a periscope live and have anywhere from 1000 to 2000 people in my lives when I switched to Paris or when I switched from Periscope to TikTok, those people didn't follow. housing So, you know, do my periscope lives were insane. No shit, man. But those people didn't follow me to TikTok. And the same thing with my TikTok followers. They didn't follow me from from from tick you know I would usually have 100 200 whatever people in my tick -tock lives. They didn't follow me over when I created the actual podcast They were all super supportive like look you got to do a podcast you got it But none of them came none of them none of them followed so I started from scratch. We started from scratch. I'm sorry Jeff
Speaker: We started and and and then it was about evolving and growing. And it was like, all right. So we reached a point where Monday nights is this Wednesdays and Saturday nights are this. And then as we continue to grow, even most recently where I said, and I reached out to Jeff and I was like, look, man, I don't want to do nonsensical nonsense on, on Wednesday nights. I want to change it up. I want to do what the fuck news. And I want to do news stories that make you say what the fuck. And Jeff was like, fucking, let's go, man. Let's let's let's rock and roll. So they want get a perfect na norm yeah and and it just bring that up we're well were going to bring up today's situation on Wednesday. But, you know, Monday's evolved into men came from men men's mental health show. Wednesday's evolved into what the fuck news and Saturday nights is nonsenseful nonsense for nonsense.
Speaker: And nonsensical nonsense itself has evolved with the open door challenge. We called the open door challenge cause we dropped the link and anybody and anybody would come up. Well, that's cool. That's kind of, you know, what you do with your Saturday nights is kind of like what we want to do for full time. I mean, you, you guys have actually kind of inspired us enough that, you know, it would be awesome to have kind of a network thing, but at the same time there's that whole aspect of, you know, too many personalities all at once. yeah well thing else That's they kind of did the whole bar set up. You never know what you're going to get with ours. Right. Well, when it comes to the network, nonsense over the past three years, we've collected a group of misfits and that the similarly think alike.
Speaker: you know um you know, I didn't know Connor from the fucking hole in the wall. And he started coming up on the show and he and I had become really good friends. Uh, same thing with, uh, like Benji, my co -host on Jeff's garage. He, you know, he was a listener. He was a listener and he came up on a Saturday and turns out huge Karna just like me. So, you know, he's now the co -host of Jeff's garage. And, uh, Connor's a friend of mine. We worked together at Abercrombie.
Speaker: I love the dude. He he he was a listener of the show. um And then there was a couple of Monday nights where it was just like oh there was actually several Monday nights where last minute I'm like, fuck, I'm by myself. And Connor sent me a text message and he was like, you know, send me a link. I got you, bro. I got you, man. I can come up. I mean, you got the shit. Yeah. yeah la The reason why I didn't do Monday nights is because I, Monday night during that time was my late day. I worked late. Right. So I would, if I were to show up, I'd show up like an hour and a half late. And, and, and Blaze, we kind of sort of ish knew each other. We like cross paths on haps. And then Blaze was actually following our show and listening to our show on a quote unquote troll account. And, and, and we love the troll account.
Speaker: You know, he would come in and he would drop all kinds of crazy shit. And then finally blaze revealed himself. He came up on a Saturday night and it was just like, Holy shit, dude. and And, and, and, and I got nothing but love for blaze. We love blaze. Uh, are those so stream yard has a thing that's called collaborate. And and and through stream yards, you can find other podcasts. and you can reach out to each other behind the scenes. So even if we're even if we're not a part of the nonsensical nonsense, you know, network, we could, you know, basically we could still collab. oh Yeah. what If you were on a stream yard, we could find a way to still. Yeah. Well, I told you from Jump Street, man, when you started your podcast, even, even before you started it and you and I were talking about it and you were telling me what you wanted to do. Oh, youre you know, you're a part of the family, man. Well, here here's, yeah well, okay. We'll just,
Speaker: without like delving too much into it. You know, obviously there's there's some conflicts of interest, we'll call it. there's there's like there's like And the last thing we want to do is cause any type of strife that would like, you know, even if it's outside of it. I mean, we've already said multiple times, we would love to be a part of the network. Honestly, I think that'd be awesome. So StreamYard is the way to go essentially, right? But if we do StreamYard, I mean, I'd love to get in there and do a collab. yeah i would love bringing you guys in ours man
Speaker: yeah i mean yeah i mean there's a hundred hundred percent We could collab I mean not even obviously and again not divulging too much and right and again not As Jeff says not my monkey not my circus, you know, I only um I'm an outsider coming in you know also obviously you don't want to ruffle any feathers or anything like that, but I I mean, at the end of the day, there's other, park I mean, there, there was a whole slew of podcasts and then actually ladies, not a part of the ladies, not a part of the network, but we support her. We shout her out. We tell people where to find her. We oh definitely, definitely dude. I mean, I think we made some serious good connections. I mean, every person we've talked to tonight has been awesome. This has been a really good experience. It's been a good learning experience. And I do look forward to.
Speaker: you know like i said the collab i mean so for jeff jeffs said jeff's horrible just i i idea i mean i yeah to i don't want to hear your shit day honestly hey you pay in and out all night. Bitch, I've been here the whole time. We've got two years. You're looking for. that and man yeah you're i mean You can't say Jeff pisses you off because he ain't tall enough to piss anyone off. Yeah. Oh, wow.
Speaker: don't let black escort with you you mag i um
Speaker: Don't let. yeah you know jeff and i fuck with yeah jeff Every show Jeff and I do together we end every show before we leave the the studio We we tell each other we love I love Jeff to death I mean Jeff knows I love him more than I love most of my family. Let's be honest wife He was my first wife And I know his current fiance all the time to make sure he takes care of my man. right But yes you guys are wondering, we've really only been spilling these shots up only about that much. wherere we're We're trying to keep. Oh, yeah. We're we're really worried about your alcoholism yeah fucking im im over here. Hey, i'm joking I do want to do a quick shout out. I've really seen you drink a 36 pack on the show.
Speaker: um good so he killed fucking a founder so so here here's the fun part i do I do want to do a quick shout out. Okay, this is his first time But this is I think what my third or fourth like usually I'm in like your messages I did I did one with the gentleman up here once I did one with Blake I kind of showed up at his house um Sure, I joined in on the the WTF Um, every time I've been in, honestly, I got to give a shout out to Leggy, dude. I mean, especially the last time, like, I mean, she's shown, she's thrown out a lot of love, a lot of, you know, like she's the one to kind of pointed out. Hey, do you guys have your YouTube on? Maybe.
Speaker: And that's how we were getting the echo. So, I mean, every, the point is though, every one of you guys have been really cool and it's, it's made it so much better and so much easier and so much more comfortable to get into this because honestly, uh, Greg, you know me, dude. i'm I'm a talker, dude. I can talk with everybody. And it's a shocker Bill and I get along because we both like to talk. It's weird. I became, it never happened. This guy was worried about it. He was, he was worried about it because he, you know, it, it took a little bit when we first got going for him to get comfortable to get with the mic, you know, he had, you know, he didn't want to get too close. He didn't want to be too far away, but you know, for his size, he literally is a very soft spoken person. So it was, it, it took a second to kinda, but now, I mean,
Speaker: it's learning yeah everything we have done like i mean you honestly this has probably been one of the the
Speaker: i was go say yeah
Speaker: without I mean, he he he he gave us the link to come out here. He told me he said, you know what, dude? Just click it. Just run it. So we got we we we hooked everything right back up, got back on it. You guys have been fucking super cool. I like nonsensical ah nonsense. I like I like the ah the non filters. I love the opinions. I love how, um, there's still rules. it i mean I mean, the rules are fucking morals at some point, you know, it's, I'd say, all right, bud, don't mind. And you know, it won't actually fuck out like, uh, mainly so we don't piss people off. We don't talk about religion. We don't talk about politics. That's the two rules. yeah The other one is we do this we do the same thing, but we, there, there are ways to talk around the politics.
Speaker: and We do that. and this's There's a proper way to do it. Like, you know, like say if you watch our our most recent one, I didn't attack one side or the other. Like, I mean, i I'll be honest, when I saw that going on, like I literally had my my youngest sitting right beside me because I mean, I was almost in tears. I was that upset. And it's just, you know, it's it's it's the state of things right now is what really kind of pissed me off. And you the closest we came to one night you talk about politics, was I brought, I said, I'm not picking one side or the other, but to summarize it, I basically said, don't beat your chest over which side you're on. and I said, he decides right. He decides wrong. It's all going to be, who do you feel is better? It's all opinion based. And that's as far as I went. You know, I left it literally. That's it. bit I got a question for you, but he walked away. He had to pee.
Speaker: Oh, well, we we don't we we we. Hey, we call him Grey Bush. He's got that geriatric bladder. its I already called. I called him Grey Bush. I called him Gandalf the Grey the other day. I know you right there. Don't think I'm not going to talk behind you back, you bitch. I will. I'll talk to him. He's that's why I know it's my turn. I didn't want to leave some dead air. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So we can, we can still, good the we can still chat behind us, uh, back, uh, back, but, um, it is time to end it. We, we, we have reached that point as boys to men once said, it's the end of the road. Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Really does mean the world to us. Obviously we're just a group of assholes hanging out, shit, chatting, doing what we do, having a good time.
Speaker: Uh, everybody that was in the chatters box tonight. Thank you guys so much. Everybody that popped up on the open challenge. Thank you guys so much. There's too many to name and too many to list. Um, before we wrap the show up gentlemen, and then we're going to play a little real quick song here. Before we wrap up, we're going to, I'm going to ask everybody for their final thoughts, little closing, whatever. But one last time, July 19th. Next Friday night, women rack LA. If you're in the LA area, head on over to the lucky strike in Hollywood. Go see our girls, Brie, Marley, Jules, and Izzy doing a full on female show. Rocking it out. It is free. And it's only right that we in the night. Where's that at? Where's that at? Where's it at?
Speaker: it's a lucky strike and lucky strike Hollywood in Los Angeles. I'm not going to make that. want but Small road trip. We're going to show tonight with Jules and how with her song. I love the song.
Speaker: of me. It's red to break free. A ruined storm underneath my skin.
Speaker: Raging fires on my mind. All the pain I tried to hide. All the words I left behind.
Speaker: Now's the time to raise your voice and let it out
Speaker: Under the moon, the primal energy takes the rule There's a force that's tired of you I know you can't push it down any longer You release your demons now, you'll grow stronger
Speaker: Kind of energy Out here on the prow Can you feel the hope? Can you feel the hope?
Speaker: Out of the darkness Embrace your catharsis
Speaker: Can you feel the hope? Can you feel the hope?
Speaker: I will
Speaker: Let's fucking go. Jules in that now run it. That was tight. How? Oh baby. Let's go. the road I never heard that motherfucker before. I was good. Follow her on all social media and everywhere you stream music at Jules in the how go show her some love letter. on The nonsensical networks sent you her way. Appreciate y 'all listening. K man. What do you want to say to the people before we get the fuck out of here? don't put your hands where you wouldn't put your pecker. Amen with that brother. Another shot. What do you guys got to say to the people before we dip the fuck out? Honestly, I want to say that everything we say is opinion, but then again, it just might be the alcohol. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker: i like Jeffrey, what do you got for us, brother? is Doses gentlemen when you find yourselves at the crossroads of the life and that pops up and he wants to make a deal Ask yourself five simple letters five simple words What would the nonsensical network do and 100 % do what we do be good or be good at it, baby?
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