Nonsensical Nonsense: Let the pros show ya how it's done

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Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: Hey, y 'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, from my helmet's on tight. Baby, we about to rizm with the tism. Let's get with it.

Speaker: Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. that Why, baby? You are the man. You know what day it is. It's Saturday night and I can only mean one thing. It's time for some nonsensical nonsense. What's going on, everybody? Happy Saturday. Hopefully you guys are enjoying your weekend so far and you had a good week. Nothing crazy happened. Anywho, we got Jeffrey in the building. That's me. We got wait. Connor.

Speaker: What the hell? but that's not You've sent him messages. I've sent him messages. fall on the stairs Congratulations on dropping the ball two Saturdays in a row and damn near dropping the ball on Monday. Had it not been for Jeff wanting to do a show, they weren't going to do a show Monday. Are you serious? what dick oh You're not there. We're not doing it. So. Two Saturdays. So you're saying they're scared to do it without you or me. I'm saying that they can't do shows without me.

Speaker: further solidify in the fact that I am the greatest podcast host of all time and that the fuck you are the world podcasting champion of the world. And I said world twice on purpose. The world twice of the world in the world. I am the world heavyweight champion of podcasting of the world. Yes.

Speaker: yeah Ladies and gentlemen, if you guys know me, I am Glick. Welcome to Nonsenseical Nonsense. We're going to do our thing tonight, regardless of no Connor. If you're not already, go ahead and check out them socials. We are everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, X and TikTok. You guys can check us out there at the Nonsenseical Network. On Twitch tonight, too. well it' i'm talking about yeah I'm talking about our Oh, on the network itself. Okay. We also go live seven days a week here on the on the network. We've got seven shows for you, seven different shows. It's a real network. It's just not us on a whole bunch of platforms calling ourselves a network because that's just real. I see what you did there.

Speaker: ah um But we go live on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch, and X on our channels there, the Nonsense School Network. And you can also listen anytime, anyplace, where wherever you listen to podcasts at, on all the podcasting platforms, you can listen. all at ah the Nonsensical Network, or you can simply go to bio .link slash Nonsensical Network. All those links are there. You guys know the drill. Give us a follow. Give us a like. Give us a listen. And if you'd be so kind, give us a share. We greatly appreciate them shares as always. Sharing is caring. Yes. Be kind. Rewind.

Speaker: ah Anywho, as I said, it is Saturday night. It is the open door challenge, ladies and gentlemen. So whether you love us or if you hate us, you hate us and you want to come in here and tell us so why we're bad. Let's be honest. We have years and we do have lovers. if if If you, if you want to come in and tell us why you hate us and why we're so bad at what we do, then feel free. Or if you just want to come hang out, we just ask two simple things. Please turn your camera on. and pleaselay How you doing? Oh, hold on. Let me,

Speaker: Yeah, I'm sorry. Nobody wants to see your small background. Of the world, lady. Of the world. Your bio link, your socials haven't been updated from nonsense. It was supposed to be. They don't, they don't always update right away. It was supposed to be, and they have been, most of them. I think I have a couple that I still have to do. But you can type in bio dot .link slash nonsensical network. But I know I think I fixed TikTok. I fixed Twitch when I was playing around on Twitch. I still can't figure out how to change Instagram.

Speaker: but I think I fixed Instagram. uh maybe i don't know i've fixed a couple well i was going to start gp yeah sometimes i see it and i forget about it plus uh i did just tell you to put your small wiener away water ah but I was going to start the show and yell at you and Connor since, you know, you guys decided to take Monday night. You know, you take the opportunity to, to poo poo Oliver, like, however, I will say, we did not. move Hey Connor. Hey Jeff. It doesn't take me 10 minutes to do an intro. The reason it takes me forever to do an intro is because nine times out of 10, you fuckers won't shut the hell up and let me get a word. I am a,

Speaker: Perfect silent angel sir. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about Uninterrupted I can knock that shit out real quick Here's the thing when when when you do those long intros and then when I go to do an intro I'm like I'm forgetting something because there's only three minutes on the clock here. What the hell? What am I forgetting? Yeah, and then that's the other thing fuckers Know your shit. Oh, I think. Well, I think it's on Tuesday. I think it's just like you can't put that shit on me Wednesday is and that goes out to everybody ah across the board. It's like Jesus fucking Christ. The schedule is not that hard.

Speaker: I didn't have a cheat sheet. right You know, like, it don't poop on me when you just stumbled and stammered through and forgot half the shit they that that goes into the intro yet. I do the intro pretty decently, I think. I don't really know because I can't watch myself as a motherfuckers. Really going to take 45 seconds into an episode. Oh, I forgot to put it on YouTube. the Five minutes into the show. One time, one time. 45 seconds into the episode, listen to it. And it's like these motherfuckers, it's men's mental health and they're breaking my balls. And I'm not even there. I'm not even in the room. I thought it was an excellent show. big a Yeah, yeah. Make a list. Put it up on the screen. It's not. I don't know. I haven't finished listening to it yet. Are you really, Steven?

Speaker: Alexis says chipp ye that's because I'm awesome. if get Everyone is. ancient We're all ancient, apparently. i remember way How are we ancient? We are in our forties and we're the oldest two fuckers on the show. I'm only twenty two. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. I'm the youngest member of the show. I don't know. You know what we need to do? Let's cut him in half, folks, and we'll count the rings. That's how it works, right? You count the gray hairs. You divide it by six, and then you get the actual age. If you get on your knees and I put my weenie in your mouth, you can tell my age that way. It's a taste thing. You got to taste it. Hold on, Jeff. You're not calculating yet.

Speaker: Almost there. you that all That chick cracks me up, dude. There's this whole sub genre of TikTok. We're probably trying to find out who that chick is. I can't imagine it'll be. but She's apparently not on social media. I can't imagine it'll be that that that hard. The social media detectives will where there is a will, there is a way, you know what I mean? though though i mean It's like the, did you hear about the?

Speaker: Oh, ah I would have popped up in jukebox Jerry, but somebody was over streaming me. I won't mention any names.

Speaker: but it rhymes with Boopbox Dewey. I'm teasing. ah Yeah, Jeff. Well, fuck you too, Jeff. You couldn't even pop in and say hi on my show, but you go say hi to the lady. I should stand by what I said. You're fired. but

Speaker: No, I got to catch the replay of Jukebox Jerry last night. I caught the end of it on on TikTok. Yeah.

Speaker: I wasn't poo -pooing. I caught the end of it.

Speaker: Hey, I wonder why it didn't go up on the up on YouTube. Oh, what the hell was that? That was the first one. YouTube was the first one. It went up on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch, but it didn't go on X. No, I'm talking about. Oh, we can get. Yeah. yeah Twitch has got comments, fix comments now. Not Twitch, but X. yeah's Yeah, that's there. You mean it's Twitter. Hey, we get the notification that we were live tonight. I didn't. need

Speaker: ah Yes, he was. Oh, hey, look, there we are. We're on X. ah Apparently, are you see parts of I learned this from a brian tonight ah professional broadcaster. I'll go go on here and go, hey, y 'all on X. That way everybody can know that.

Speaker: Yeah, that's that's pretty cool. I think that's pretty cool. They finally got that update. and Well, and and I don't think it's something easily done. Like, I don't think you and I can figure out how to make it work like that. You know what I mean? Like, that's a tech thing. That's like you need IT guys that like went to school for that stuff. So, it I mean, it's impressive. it yeah jeff i want yeah and yeah jar Do you smell toast, Jarvis? ah hey

Speaker: use e but he edged to He was edging. I get it, were you i bro. been by podcast getting nervous We had to talk about that. I've been there. I get it. yeah It's okay. No, last night's show. um was was was fun. I had a really good time hanging out with Jules. um she She was a trip. I still need to watch it. I was busy last night, but I didn't need to watch it. won it won't be It won't be the last time. Hopefully not the last time you guys see Jules on Glick's House of Music. We might be we were talking about it last night. She's got a show coming up next month. ah women who Women Who Rock LA. It's an all

Speaker: uh, female concert. Uh, we're, we're going to try to get the other three ladies that are on the, on the, the bill, so to say, uh, to come on and have all four of them on Glick's house of music, maybe the weekend before and kind of hang out, shoot the shit and promote their, their upcoming show. I think that'd be cool because you get different perspectives because, you know, Oh, ah ah shot

Speaker: um shots fire getting good any earlier so No, you're, you know, better. Like yeah I'm only teasing you. Yeah. Yeah, I don't care. You know, I'm only to know no one's allowed to go live when nonsense go nonsense is live period. You're going live at the same time. I'm going like worldwide. Everybody needs to get off live. So we have full view of everybody on the planet. We're the only ones on the Internet. God damn it. yeah you're on the internet I own the Internet now.

Speaker: i'm I'm putting that out. I'm the Kim Jong Un of the internet. You can't touch it, but I'm live. I'm putting in a phone call and you have been excommunicadoed. So sa john whip girl John Wick your ass. Yeah. No, like I said, you're good. Like you don't worry about a thing. You know, I don't worry about that. You don't have to worry about it. There's the internet is big enough for everybody at the end of the day. I've never facts I you know, i've never been one to care about people personally that go live at the same time I just make jokes about it and I pick you know, and and I poke the bear when when you when people do it intentionally to try to Yeah, that that's a different that's a different animal. Like that's a totally different animal. Yeah, like you're

Speaker: You're doing it just to be a dick. And, okay, that's cool. Be a dick. I don't care. so Yeah. That just means one less person is watching us. It's you that's live. Agreed. You know, like he put it perfectly, it's very cunty. It's very cunty. Who is this Alexa person? And how much are you paying her?

Speaker: Jeff is not the best.

Speaker: You know who it is, sir? It's your wife. I do.

Speaker: She's like, fuck, Chip. but or Fuck, Glick. I'm going to put on a new new whole new thing just to fuck with Glick. Oh, is that really her? Who? No, I said who's Alexis Reed? Did you say it was your wife? No, I said it's yours. It's Nicky. Oh, I don't have a wife. Well, oh, wait a minute. I have a wife. I should probably inform Niki of this. um I had no idea. No, it's not. No, I know. I know who it is. So I said, how much are you paying him or her? an A, it's not a him. B, I got no money. OK, petty, I agree. Petty, petty behavior.

Speaker: I have girlfriend. Jeff has a girlfriend. She's a lot close with her leggy. Her is actually Steve. Yeah. wonderful i' Hold Wait. ah Sorry. I have to go. I have a girlfriend too. You guys will never see her, right?

Speaker: Sure you do. A girlfriend. Jeff does pretty all right. he's He's had a great mentor and a great teacher. His name's Glick. On what not to do. what I'm talking about podcasting. Not in life. Because we're both guilty of listening to each other's dumb ass ideas. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got an idea. Propose to that one Glick. Propose to her. You should marry her.

Speaker: Yeah, you know, I don't want to get married again. Yeah, you should probably. yeah God damn it.

Speaker: KTM is typing feverishly is what I get on Snapchat. It didn't say feverishly. Oh, yeah, it is your boyfriend. Confirmed boyfriend. How is it? How is it? You can you can text me while ah hopeful for You can text me on here as my boyfriend, but you're texting me. It's the same one. Don't worry about it. No. Yeah. Like you said, you know, we were talking people online. Yeah. No, I mean, we we all, we all got things that we're doing, man. And, uh, you know, sometimes we're going to overlap each other.

Speaker: Yeah, and and that's that's just the name of being on the internet, you know, at the end of the day, you know, and and like Benji called me the other day and he's like, dude, let's do a show right now. And I was like, it's like four o 'clock in the afternoon, dude, I'm technically at work. And then we ended up stock we ended up talking for like 45 minutes. Yeah. Stop it, you're embarrassing me. Yeah, I just said that to Glick. Stop embarrassing me. You're making me blush. You're embarrassing me in front of my friends. Stop it, Steve. we owe I'll be done in a little bit. Oh, come on.

Speaker: No, so, you know, yeah you know, the only thing that sucks is sometimes because jukebox jury is one of those ones that I do like to watch. I like right i watch the replays. So, ah you know, I've been watching a lot of replays of a lot of, you know, cause well, not only that, but you know, right now I'm doing four shows a week. So, you know, a there's there's a lot going on. Hey, dude, I'm doing three and I'm like, Jesus, how are you doing four? Like that that one week after I started Jeff's Garage, I did an episode every week and I was like, yeah, I can't. I can't do an episode every day. yeah it's It's mentally draining. And even three, like, obviously this one, we plan nothing. What the fuck news? We we plan very little. We have planned our own segments.

Speaker: But like Jeff's garage, it's, there's very little planning involved, but there's a subject and there's, you know, some pictures and videos and stuff. And that's enough to drive me crazy.

Speaker: Yeah. no Well, I gotta be honest with you, man. You know, cause as you guys know, I listen to talk radio all day long. So that's right. You might want to fuck news from through the week. And I just jot down my little notes, like, Funeral worker plus sex doll plus dead guy equals, you know, question mark question mark. So that I remember the story, you know what I mean? ah but And they've talked about it on the radio. So, you know, then I've got my little Yeah, you've heard the story. Well, see, like what I do for when we do what the fuck news is I i you gave me, believe it or not, it doesn't sound it, but it is the hardest thing to look up.

Speaker: because if you search conspiracy theory on the internet, you're going to get a lot of JFK, a lot of 9 -11, a lot of other crap that everybody heard of. the The odd and the strange ones that I'm finding take me like a good three hours to find over throughout the week, plus on top of all the other crap I do. Yeah, exactly. But, I mean, it's, it's, that's one of the reasons, like, like you said, you know, that, you know, she loves us chiming in in the comments. That's why I love going live, man. I love the interaction from the chatters box and, and, you know, uh, you know, men care for men. I'll try to come up with an idea, a topic to talk about research, a couple of things just so I don't sound like a complete ass face. Um, you know, the music show, that's super easy for me because I've been inviting people on that. I've become a fan of.

Speaker: You know, I thank God for the algorithms because man, let me tell you what, Instagram is doing the biggest chunk of the work for me because I scroll through and I got, you know, the artists are boosting their shit. They're promoting their stuff, putting their feed. And I'm already in that algorithm. So it's like, oh, I like this song. Let me go see if they got a YouTube channel or what, you know. Yes. Go to their profile and look for their link. Yeah. Let me go listen to them some and I like them. So it's like, oh, this is cool. Let me hit them up. um and then And then I just kind of stalked their social media a little bit because obviously if they agree to ah if they agree to a an interview, I want to get a couple pictures and stuff so I can use them for flyers. And then I like to do the background. I like to, whether it's a band or an album cover or something like that, I like to put it in the background on the show. um But really, it's just a matter of just hanging out because

Speaker: I can ask, you know, I'm always going to ask you basic questions. How long you been doing? using What do you got going on? what are you right but but that that the another difference Freestyle conversation. That's, that's, and that's the one difference that makes the interviews that, that you and I've done in the past and the interviews you do and the interviews I have planned different from you do, uh, make them different from, uh, Uh...

Speaker: other interviews that you see on radio in Canada. Oh, wait, she's here. Hey, Steven, what's going on, buddy? How are you doing, buddy? I baby see you waited till I was double on my rampage because you assholes talking shit about me Monday. I don't know what you're talking about, bro. Me and Jeff and Connor did an amazing job. You know, a lot of people are like, oh, you finally got rid of Glick. I'm like, yeah, finally. We fucking took him. Have a good one. like Thanks for stopping by, babes. We we we took the old asphalt behind the shed there and fucking ah we made sure that that's no longer. No.

Speaker: Yeah, you are. You guys. Yeah, much like we spent that through your nose there, sir. much, much like when ah Connor fell and we tried to tell you, you were laughing the loudest. You said, no, I love it. Oh my God. Yeah. You were the loudest voice in the room Monday night. you Don't know what you're talking about. Don't know what you're talking about. Could have been someone else selective memory. I know. Yeah. It's like that trick me. So, so today I was like, well, gotta get new tires on the vehicle over a thousand dollars. Finally got a new phone.

Speaker: ah $200. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Scroll back. You spent a grand on tires? Yeah, I have an all wheel drive. Hyundai Tucson, all wheel drive, so you have to replace all four tires at the same time. No, and I get that, but a grand? What rim size? Eighteens. Okay, that's where it is. Yeah. Yeah. you You have to understand now, now itday I know you haven't had a new car ever. No, no, but like, like a 15 inch rim, you can get tires all four for under 800 bucks. Why don't you start breaking 17? The price ah skyrockets. My cruise, my cruise was, uh, I put tires on that all the way around and it cost me, uh, well, and like $500, I think, because it was needed.

Speaker: Special tires because at the pattern and and there's like this stupid synthetic oil bullshit. You know, you have yeah all these cars have to have synthetic oil. And now you know how much it is for a goddamn old change with synthetic oil. I don't know. I can do it myself too. But here's the thing. A, I don't have the space. B, I don't have the time. And C, fuck all that. That's like a hundred fucking dollars. It was, I just had my old change to my car last week. And it was a hundred and some odd dollars. Jesus. It's fucking ridiculous. I don't know. I had my back. I buy old cars. I had my back tires placed on my on my Equinox last year. That's six hundred dollars. Yeah, because it's over 18 a trip for two tires. Mm hmm. For two fucking dollars, it was six hundred dollars.

Speaker: No, it was also because what had happened was I ran something over and they weren't able to fix my tire. Oh, you had to buy the rim too. No, I didn't have to buy the rim. And unfortunately, I happened on my way to work and the closest place to get my tire changed, which was like right around the corner, was they call themselves tire discounters, but they're the most expensive goddamn place on the planet to buy tires because said tire a few months later blew out on me brand new tire and I went to Walmart and got it replaced and the fucking tire was like $75.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. I love getting Walmart tires. Yeah. Yeah. I'll go to Walmart. That's all. I bought tires at Walmart. I get Walmart tires for going playing when I want to go do burnouts all night. Walmart tires for years, man. They're good quality tires and they last you. It's not like not like I'm buying great value tires. They're still name brand tires. It's just... Yeah. and Well, and it comes down to like... um it Now, is Walmart tires covered under your warranty, though?

Speaker: like under your Like regular maintenance don't count. maintenance Yeah, regular maintenance and wear like your oil changes and and tires and why a white person that's like said I've never I've never bought a car that's less than 10 years old. Yeah, now with your manufacturer's warranty, or or you know, like I bought the extended bumper to bumper warranty on my car. ah Everything's covered except for maintenance, dude, I'm gonna open up a mechanic shop. And I'm and when people like you come in, I'm gonna clean the fuck up.

Speaker: Well, I'm not stupid either, so I'm not smart. Yeah, but they told you you needed special tires. And you blew that up. No, it wasn't special tires. They were the crews. They were like the low -profile. Yes, because you have, well, my mom's crews, she said they came with 20s, 20 -inch ribs. I don't know what mine had on it. Depending on the level of your car, it's 18 to 20. But like I told you, it was one of those weird things, man. The cruise is considered a sports car, which is weird to me because it's not a sports car. It's because it's a turbo.

Speaker: ah Yeah, so, you know, I had to it was like a low profile yippity dippity skippy tires and i'm like you Stop fucking with me. And I actually did the research and looked at it. him and I was like, god damn it. I really yeah Well, like I said, the problem is the problem is that's that's like steven has a problem the same problem Once you get a vehicle that has i have more than one jab

Speaker: 17 inch or bigger those tires get expensive real quick. Oh, fuck. Yeah, they do a buddy. The middle of the road ones are expensive. Well, my buddy, he's got a he's got 24 inch rims and and let's not talk about tire prices. You know, I can tell you guys how much I pay. i had heart Dude, fucking Michelin. Oh no, don't get me wrong. and so You know, 15 inch rim with a 44 inch tire. Those aren't are cheap either. No. My my my road tires were 42 inch and my play tires were 48 inch. My play tires cost me about three grand for a set. My road tire were about two grand for a set. Well, I don't doubt it.

Speaker: and And that and that was 20 plus years ago. could yeah do what they us now Well, I actually, I actually have a buddy here and I'm not counting shipping, but we, we were looking at a set ah of, um, Oh my gosh. Again, grapplers and a set of grapplers that were 35 inch just fit on an 18 inch rim. Each tire was a grant. before shifting. But you're talking like the like you could put your fist between the treads, Steve. Yeah, the mud tires. The 48s were super swampers. Yeah. you know they They had that been you know the big and they really got in. and yeah yeah you And like I said, that was 20 years ago.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know how inflation tires but. Oh, it does. Trust me. Oh, it yeah, it definitely does. I'm sure. I'm sure I'm not getting that same set of tires and and I didn't go tires either. Well, maybe at a garage sale, oh Bob, maybe at a garage sale, you get that discount. Well, On our Hyundai, we have the aftermarket fucking tires on so that you got to have the special wheels. Yeah. So you got to have the special key. That's just lug nuts. And it's like when in, well, they they're like, you have one missing lug nut. And I'm like, OK, are the other ones there?

Speaker: Yeah. um got one missing lug done It'll be 75 85 to replace it. So they didn't have them at the fucking entire place. We're at. You had to go to Honda. So well know I was like, well, I'll go check over at O 'Reilly's and O 'Reilly's is like, well, we don't have the one you're looking for. Cause it's the 12, uh, Spryce or whatever the yeah. 12 point. And I'm like, I'll just go on fucking Amazon. Yeah, well, the thing is, you can get the... those are almost a big waste of time. Yeah. Because they... you can get what... remember remember the old infomercial? where They showed the socket with a bunch of pins in it? Yeah. I can get your rims off with that. For 12 bucks, I can get your rims off. Just just go out in the in the in the... at the complex in the parking lot and find somebody who has the slug bar. Yeah. Yeah. Let me borrow your key.

Speaker: let me use your key i don't have the right key for your vehicle can i use yours you go yeah hey guys riley's and you buy those those sets where it's like it's they give you one lug nut for each tire that's different there's only 12 different ones so if you buy 12 different ones you'll find the key you need yeah pay 40 fucking dollars for a fucking set of them and well that's what that's what people that steal rims do they buy 12 sets one each different so that somebody's got that set there's a poppy rim real quick and they're gone

Speaker: we gonna We're gonna get a message from Alyssa in the group chat. Josh won't be on the show this week. He's in jail for stealing lug nut. No, I'm not Jeff. I'm not trying to, you know, help someone out with their ah with their shoulder pain, you know? It was elbow. but Okay. or no whatever You know, I don't feel like going out in the middle of everyone be like, Hey, I'm Steven Seagal. Here, let me try. all stephen jareddy should work yeah

Speaker: much in the body ba yeah you know so the first i called chipno mercy so so jeff This motherfucker is bitching about you know Us last night on his show with a special guest which great great interview great show by the way. I haven't seen you last night so about monday Monday Last night on my show You're bitching about what we were doing on Monday. Oh, yes. And he was just like, yeah, you know, Jarvis, we're trying to get him to change his last name to Jerry Vichy, because, you know, I built him into this great podcaster. i I'm sitting there like, what the fuck is this motherfucker talking to about? I have molded you. I have built.

Speaker: We have the technology. The six cent podcast, I hope. Can you tell them I can tell them? Yes. Much like Jeff, I'm molding you into the perfect image of Glick. I have to create all these little minions. Failing miserably. Failing miserably. I want them all to be terrible because I am the voice in the face of the network. And if the rest of them are bad, then I'm going to look even better. Wait, are you saying we reflect on you? So actually, Jeff, you won't fire someone on the network that's been giving them the most trouble. So actually, and breaking news, Jeff, you're actually going to be doing a sports show and it's going to become the Jeremy. Yeah, no. Wow. That's going to fail miserably. yeah However, I would like a crack at it.

Speaker: because I'll just sit there the whole time like. You're going to talk about sports. Every five. You guys ever see the replacements? You guys remember the 2002 draft when Kevin Costner was the general manager for the Cleveland Browns? Kevin Costner's never been a GM. Remember when Tom Cruise was a sports agent and he got Cuba good, that great deal. but that was show maybe the most you watch you watch and that will be the most yeah yeah that would be the most so when i talk sports movies will be like we'll we'll have like 3 000 people watching yeah talk sports movies like it's real sports news like it's real life sports you know Kevin Costner can build a fucking baseball field in his cornfield. I can do a sports show. Fuck you Jeff's just like remember when Shane Falco at Ohio State lost 41 to nothing This team leaned on it. I mean he's troubled. but I don't know tell you Fucking Jeff's like trying to make it sound I'm the Nigel gruff of ah yeah, I'm the Nigel gruff of sports shows

Speaker: I remember when crew put together that ragtag football team in prison in the 70s and the 90s in the 2000s in sports today. A washed out down and out former NFL quarterback has created a football team in prison called the mean and they took on the guards and they and they won and one of their players. Must have been Steven, because apparently he's hung like a fucking horse.

Speaker: just What is phone cult was it? Stone Colder? Who was it? Goldberg. They kept saying he had a giant a hammer. Yeah. That's Steve. A professional football player, Nelly. yeah I'm going to fucking run a country of mile and he'd run right out of his shoes, boy. Hey, you can you can tap. I know a captain can out. I know captain hours, uh, the captain, the team, you could really hit him with your hammer. I want to say, I'm just saying um'm i saying kill him one of the greatest football coaches of all time is Gene Hagman. Yes. i motherfu go Coach basketball and football. Fuck you. You can't do it. Fuck Bo Jackson.

Speaker: Gene Hackman boy. Gene knows. Bo who? Gene Hackman knows sports boy. but jarvis Don't be jealous just because I have single -handedly the four greatest shows on the network. but Yeah but you don't host. I am the network. I don't know.

Speaker: but was jeff and I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker: as long as you've actually got a channel that you're doing things on we'll follow your back Not right now, but after the show later on. Yeah. Yeah. Cause we're locked now. What to do, pimp? Rip dog in the house. with live Man. Fucking so. So when you watch Jeff, jeff when you watch the newspaper, Jeff, I have a clip for you to clip. during the replay of friday night show the weakest fucking howl i have ever fucking heard yeah the first one i did because i was i was getting ready i was getting ready so jewels is like hey glick howl with me and glick just goes like

Speaker: and like like his dog He's like Simba when he's a baby. And I was like, I was like, I was like, click, do the fucking sting impersonation. the Before the sting out, before the sting out, that was a good one. But I started to do one earlier and I was like, fuck, he's going to throw a shoe at me because I was like, ah I was like, then we came back. It's like one of those old part, like the 1940s truck with the Uga horn, but the battery's dying. Jules calls her, Jules in the how is her. I wasn't sure if it was a band or what it was.

Speaker: but it's her and she calls her fans the howlers and they do and then they do it. So if they do it, it shows and she was like, you gotta give me one. So I gave her a good one and then the drivers was in the chairs. He's like, do the old stinger yell. So I was like, what?

Speaker: That was a, fun I gotta say I was talking to, uh, cause Derek, uh, uh, Derek popped in Derek Wayne. He popped in yeah and, uh, I was kind of chit chatting with him last night after I got done with the show and whatnot. Uh, dude, I've been, I've been, uh, I've been ah been really blessed with the guests that I've had. i'm I'm having a blast and I'm staying in touch with them. You know, I'm, I'm creating friendships with these guys, uh, and ladies, um, and and And I'm loving it. I'm i'm having a great time doing it. And, you know, and I can't I don't know how to show my appreciation for these artists because without them, I wouldn't be doing it. And they and i like I told Jules last night, I'm like, I know that I'm kind of a small time podcaster, not really that big of a deal. But I want to highlight you guys, man. I want to I want to if we reach 20 people, that's 20 new potential fans that, ah you know, and i want I got to say the song we have, what's the song we have by Jules?

Speaker: the the Yeah, how I actually really liked that song like when you first played it I was like, you know what? I'm not mad at this i really excited right I'm gonna shock you because you didn't want you haven't watched the show yet. Oh, yeah No, I'm not I'm not gonna fucking spoil it for the intro That was a good fucking remix. for Yeah intro I killed this cover of this song ah have to watch

Speaker: Well, I'm going to play. I'm going to play the song. I'm going to play the song. No, no. I actually want to watch the interview because I really enjoyed. I really enjoyed her songs. And I kind of want to hear about her story. Yeah, I'm following her on YouTube. Uh, honestly, we have you reached out to that gymnastic gymnast chick? The one that did the ACD cover? I got to look it up. What? You played her song. Fantastic. She's like Romanian or some shit.

Speaker: um Oh, I don't. as little That little bitty girl. I wonder if I still have them in here because I really like them. I can't remember their name. I have it because I actually she did them. She's got a shit ton of covers. Yeah, they've got a fuck ton of covers. We've played a few of them. I don't think I have it on here anymore. Bear with me and I'll find it. Because I have it on my Spotify. ah to the I reached out to e in Steve and the seagulls. but i love them we yeah no reason I love them. I think they're awesome. I think they're great. I love those guys. I love what they do. um But no, yeah I think we we also just kind of got to the tip of the iceberg of

Speaker: And I kind of feel the same way with a lot of the artists Iron cross Yeah, iron cross the iron cross. Yeah, I gotta follow them on insta You know, like I kind of want to have hunter on again. I know he's got a new album coming out soon He's got a new song we're dropping in a couple weeks ah And some other things but you know, I got an interview this friday night with Oh, who do I have coming up this Friday night? ti ti ti te totally it oldoo today Go my messages. I got an interview set up on July 26th, right? With Jason John. Uh, I think that's going to be cool. He's uh, uh,

Speaker: uh the Chris Ryan brand uh they he uh I I messaged him and he messaged me back and uh he was actually heading out to a gig but uh he was like hey brother I'm I'm heading out to a gig right now but I'll definitely get back with you but the short answer is yes I would love to so um uh but ah damn it works that it is There he is. This is a young cat, too. ah John Thomas Moore. He's a country singer. He's a baby, too. He's like 2021. But he'll he'll be on the show next Friday night. So that'll be that'll be that'll be fun. That'll be a good time. But I'm i'm loving it, man. You know, I had an

Speaker: had a goal and what I envisioned that I wanted Glick's house of music to be on Friday nights. And I honestly, I'll be 100 % honest with you guys. I didn't think that it was going to happen. Uh, but then man, interviews started to happen and people started responding and it's just like, holy shit, I got it. I got to try to keep all these dates straight.

Speaker: aye Well, I think that's what's going to happen when there when Jeff starts interviewing people for um Jeff's garage. I think it's going to take off. You know, that word of mouth is what really fucking. Well, yeah, not only that, but you know. like these musicians I'm you know they're they're gonna they're like last night when I was talking to Jules she was like uh follow this person follow that person on instagram follow this person and then hit them up and and she's like oh that's for you too so it was like hell yeah uh Rocky's trying to hook me up with some of his artists I mean that's the other thing too like yeah artist like over you give me two fingers Frank just in case

Speaker: uh you know telling telling their friends in the business hey go hang out with this guy he's he's cool but i'm enjoying it i'm having fun with i'm having fun with all the shows man i you know i love the rebranding of uh monday nights uh jeff's doing great i you know i don't know what he's talking about half the fucking time neither do i that's what shock me when he was like hey uh steven uh you know this is the first episode can you be on there and i was just like you know what and i was talking to menji about that the other day I need somebody in the background, maybe not on the show, but to just control the chat and pop things up because I, and I was telling you earlier, that's the one thing I keep forgetting because if somebody comments, I don't see it because I have pictures of videos ready to go. And I have very rarely quick click out of that. If you need help with that, I i can help.

Speaker: You know, Wednesday nights, I liked the free branded on that. That's, that's fine. You take night you know, Mark and b Brian are doing their thing. Um, you know, they were on live, uh, live on location today and you know, they, they had some issues, but it was their first live on locations. four So they're going to have. yeah carsha right It's a learning. Um, friday Obviously Friday nights is my become my new baby and then Saturday nights we're just doing this thing hanging out, having a good time. And when Jarvis comes back with the sports show, you know, I'll be watching that and I'll be chiming in if I can watch it live. If I can't watch it live, I'll.

Speaker: be watching the replay 100 % but you know how I find myself sometimes at work Frank's Frank's always live and I'm like let me pull them up and just start no she yeah put him up and throw him in my back pocket while I'm while I'm doing stuff or you know if I'm on the forklift uh it's usually like my phone and there's like a perfect little cubby like a little dip on the forklift beside the seat I'll pull Frank's stuff up I don't get to comment ah because I'm usually busy at work But I got it pulled up and I'm listening to it. and I'm like, you know, there's a lot of there's a lot of people ladies, you know, I listen to ladies replace a lot because I can't always catch her stuff live. ah You know, I just pull them up and throw my phone down and that's something and like when when legging I spelled that wrong when leggies live, I don't always get the notification.

Speaker: But like I'll scroll and I don't know why because I haven't turned on. YouTube notification just sucks in general. Yeah. And and but no, but I I catch Leggy live on TikTok more than anywhere. And like she was live. It was yesterday and I popped in. I was like, oh, sweet, I can watch Leggy. You know, I usually talk in the chat a little bit. And she's like, yeah, we're getting ready to wrap up. And I was like, well, shit. I was there for, like, the last three minutes. I just streamed trials nowadays. Well, this trial that I'm streaming right now, it is wild, trust me. People are still getting a trial these days. Yes. It's not wild, right?

Speaker: it's it's's fucking not no are there is there bets no no no what's no wonder i don't know i figured that you know there's like what ill because all all these sports you can bet on anything on and on you can bet on anything nowadays is she guilty she's not guilty you should you should check out like one of these uh like draft kings or um like their sports books good you the things you can bet you can bet on table tennis you can bet on ping pong you and you can do these live bets like dirt like you can be watching a football game and and a thing will pop up and you can bet like there'll be uh like a uh uh a fourth

Speaker: And, uh, fourth and two fourth down, which you get four downs football and they're two yards away from, uh, and you can bet live in game action. If they'll get it or not, get the conversion, you can put a $20 bet down that they're going to get. We can't do that. We have the European championships now go on in Germany. Yeah. and You can do that. I wish I could do that. by mans yeah people are People are making bank on these sports books, man. Just banking are just but betting live in game. You know what I mean? like That's what I used to do. My buddy Albert and I, we would go to the sports book here.

Speaker: and watch baseball. Now, I've... Boring as fuck. I mean, I like baseball, but this is the next guy. But to watch it, I'd rather hang myself. However, what made it interesting, we'll bet inning per inning. How many runs will be scored? And we'll just zero -zero that fucker. And if there's nobody score, you make money. You know, you double your money, or you'll make like half your your money plus half. But I'd walk out with like $200 and start out $50. Dude, there's this new Netflix series out on how to be a bank robber or how to rob a bank. And this guy would like rob banks and like they would call him Hollywood. He would like dress up and stuff. But the way that he would whitewash his money is go go to these sports bars, send all his money 50 -50. And if he he he didn't care if he like lost half the money because he got it back anyways. Yeah, you laundered it.

Speaker: it's a way of laundering because you you you have marked bills, well not marked bills, but they know the search the so the the the bill, I want to say social security numbers, the serial numbers, and you go to the casino, even if you throw down a thousand dollars, you spend a hundred, then you go cash your chips, you got new numbers. um riptog to answer your question um it if it ain't by uh later next month it'll probably be uh august i uh i'm what is the hold -up sir uh just i've i've been watching a lot of sports podcasts and just trying to take a little bit from how is it no no no no no no how is it click small it's your fucking show because i told him i would

Speaker: No, no, no, and there's your first black. I already found the first. But you said you're going to help me out.

Speaker: He's going to be like fuck Patrick's Basie, baby. Yeah. So long story short, no, me and me. Tell me more. me and glick have been talking about it a lot behind the scenes he's like hey man you know yes think this really something you should do and as i told glick i'm like i'm going to do it it's just i'm trying to plan it out so that when that first episode comes out it's a banngger right away it's not like one of those episodes that's a throwaway you know Somebody else goes to it?

Speaker: I'm sorry.

Speaker: I'm sorry, dude. Can I get the wine, buddy? Can I get the wine? you know you know this is why people on Monday night are like Connor Connor we need that dude that wasn't even a softball that was like a fucking beach ball knocking out the fucking bar that was like hey Jarvis you know I just heard your dog died but you know what anyways yeah get over it Jarvis like you know you're talking off knock it off knock it off like like Look, look, I would have listened back to the replay and had I not taken the shot, I would have been mad at myself. Jeff would have called me out later. He would have been like, yo, Glick, you Like we're playing a volleyball and you're my teammate. And you set me up for the perfect spike. I had this like that's yeah that is the the of every episode. And instead of it going over the, like the cameras are like, oh, this is going to be a good spike.

Speaker: He just spikes it and it hits me in the back of the fucking head. Like I'm Scott Sterling. like i'm scott sterling Even though, you know, I'm not the soccer goalie, I'm the fucking volleyball guy that's just like, here, Glick. Which is like seeing your nose shorty short shorts, the volleyball shorts, baby. Don't worry about it. Jarvis, i think I think if you I think the sports shows, good I really do. I have a lot of faith in you. It's just the setup is such a bitch. Hey, what see and that's what that's what could that confound that mystifies me because it's not that hard. I'm not saying I could do it because I don't know sports. But well it's you know, what am I missing on what what the setup is about? It's about prep, man. Like we were talking about. People don't prep. You don't prep properly. You got to you got to prepare. You got to you can't just come into it and go.

Speaker: Today for well as chain f go through for seven touchdown passes Great sport greatest quarterback of all time, but don't give a fuck. Yeah, you don't want to you don't want to go to sports Yeah, you don't want to come in and be super boring to be like oh today in sports in baseball. This is even bla blah blah blah No, Stephen. I'm gonna give you the perfect format you read it off the internet yeah and No, I'm not Tiny D. Or you just tell people to Google it. Yeah, or just tell me, Google it. You'll figure it out. And the three minute show. Hi, everybody. Welcome to Jarvis podcast, where today we're going to talk about sports. I'm so glad that Glick doesn't show some of the messages that I've sent him on Snap about. Like, dude, are you sure I used should do this fucking podcast? And he's like, yes. How many fucking times, Jarvis, Jarvis. I would love to see that, though. I would love to see that, though. I would love to see that, you know, but yeah, but Jeff, like if anyone gives you shit about me not being on the show for very long, me and you had already had no, no, no, no, no, no. No, when I did the business, shoot it was all the business dollars. And yeah, exactly. And so what? And yes, I had an interest, but I was playing the dummy because I have an interest, but I don't have any knowledge. yeah And I was relying on people with knowledge to show up, but they did.

Speaker: kind of like jarviss's short term i need to do it on your own right well the problem is is i don't know the answers so so with stephenn you you have a passion for sports you you understand it you know how to play it yeah like i know how to play but i don't know the ins and outs i'm not I'm not Gene Hackman. And that's why me and Glick, you know, Glick won. Coach. Gene Hackman is a goddamn actor. He's not a real fucking sport. Gene Hackman, coach the basketball team to a championship. Of Dallas Cowboys after he led the indian as Indiana Hoosiers to a fucking

Speaker: one champion championship thank you. stay spen time what and you need to provide for series of all time the watch and app Ben took a church team and brought them back to prominence. Ben Affleck was also Batman. yeah It's all in the same universe. After he got fired for drinking on the job, he had to go do something awesome. I'm sorry.

Speaker: And Intel Washington taught people that just because your skin color is different doesn't mean anything, that you can still be a good team. And you can still be a good teammate. Hey, you only had to win two out of the three, even though it's... Left side! Left side! Left side! So sad! yeah took a ragtag baseball team from the hood and made them winners. No, it's like a classic baseball team ever started in a sandlot and they had the greatest announcer of all time. You're killing me Smalls. Hold on now. Bob Euchre and Smalls together would have been the greatest. That would have been amazing. Would have been greatest.

Speaker: that and The greatest ever <unk> and honor trump Bob Euchre Bob Euchre Bob Euchre Dodgeball Oh, yeah. You know, I have shit on Bateman for years. However, Bateman's best role is I don't know if it's going to work very good gotten, but let's see what happens. but Population down to bro. You guys you guys definitely need to need to do an episode about a movie plots. No, i've always had so and then got shit um I No, no, no. no no no

Speaker: never as i said i'm not shitting on your movie show however doing a movie show bored of it man no here doing a movie show is not easy no it's not it's not because yeah because if if you have people watching that don't know anything never seen the movie it's yeah you know it just goes over that and if you try to explain the plot it's a three -hour podcast right there just explain the movie yeah but and ripped Go ahead. No, go ahead. It's ah it's it's really hard. that That is what I was saying. That's what I was trying to explain. There's this movie about this. I don't know. It's about bobsledding. It's a really good movie. Go Runnings. Exactly. See, he knows it. Yeah. John Kennedy. John Kennedy, an actor. A greatest. Don't you dare fucking say a thing. Ever. yeah second grab Second greatest coach in the world.

Speaker: Just like Kurt Russell, the greatest hockey coach of all time. Greatest hockey coach of all time. And you know what? I'm sorry, but I watched it again the other day because I've seen it like 14 times. Fucking Wolverine. What's his name? Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman. Excellent coach. Watch Eddie the Eagle. Eddie the Eagle. Oh, fuck it. I love that God damn movie. and It's based on a true story. I can't stand Hugh Jackman. Really? I can't. What's wrong with Hugh Jackman? Do you do? Do you do like we do and just drool when he's on screen? That's okay. I don't know. Maybe not Hugh Jackman, but Ryan Reynolds. Definitely. one Yeah. ryan reynolds is just just a given it's ah It's okay to hate John Candy because he was mediocre at best. The only reason he's as popular and famous as he is because

Speaker: So anyways, we're going to keep talking about this. You're not allowed to just talk candy. Much like Chris Farley. Oh my God. You're a fucking hater. And Belushi, man. And Belushi. Hey, you know what? Okay. Okay. Wait. Wait. I will allow you. I know how you don't think about that major actors Kurt Cobain and Nirvana. This is the shittiest goddamn band ever that that ever fucking existed. like that yes fuck and I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No. what ah ah and All of a sudden, everybody's like, oh, Kurt Cobain is the greatest. I did. i i never thought I never thought he was the greatest, but he was the greatest kid he ever wrote was Click Click Boom.

Speaker: um He was doing the math on that he's like when anyway anyway real ah August at the latest will be when the sports show like me and Nick and Jeff we've we've We even said that if I was going to do this we were going to announce it a lot We're gonna hype it up and then like Jeff said he's like, but here's the thing Jarvis We over hype it and you lay a dud this network dies. Yeah

Speaker: I'm sorry because I'm used to that network. Have you seen some of the other shows over here? I already see it in front of me. Like in other news, Tiger Woods really beat his wife. Oh, he did. He just cheated on her. There you go. see And then she made his ass put the fucking golf club while he crashed into a fucking tree. Aha. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Yes. yes I guess I have to change the name of the the network to from the nonsensical network to the Quantum week. What was the dude from quantum? Yeah, he didn't he do necessary roughness it was scott backward but scott be like the next one But he was on he was a star he was on or battle star he was on Star Trek Enterprise I think I wouldn't know I've never seen his friend

Speaker: Yeah, I can't. I can't do Star Trek. I just can't. Hey, blazing, blazing. Get your ass in here. ah Yeah. Hurry up before the chipper copper gets you. I'm chipping balls. Don't fuck with me. Yeah. But no, rip dog. I would say August. Greatest life of all time. I'm chipping balls right now. Don't fuck with me, click.

Speaker: Yeah. There he is. Fuck you and you cheap Acabra.

Speaker: One of the greatest podcast co -host of all times. Don't give me a big ego or a big one. You give me a big head. We have 40 people watching. They'll start talking like Glick. They'll start talking like Glick. You give him a big ego. I really assume it's from my Twitter. I don't think I've met Frank. No, what's up? Hey, how's it going? government ah Good, Okay, good. What is our, what was it? Did we know you're from Finland, Denmark, Swedish, something? Netherlands. German, no, Netherlands, yeah. Oh, dope. German, Netherlands, yeah. It's all the same. We speak a dramatic language, but sure. It's all the same.

Speaker: Only that accent's changed. He's wanted dead or alive. i Now franks ah Frank's big into true crime stuff. So he's he's been on he's been on the show a few times. he's but's done with the times It was one night, it wasn't up. I remember listening to you though. Yes. Why do you laugh bit about that? What what did I know? What is funny about that? True crime is real shit, my man. No, I'm just talking about the last time Frank was on here. No. Well, I don't remember that whole night. I think I was drinking that night. So now but drink probably were all. Yeah, I don't drink. Yeah, because you're on diarrhea. I don't think that's because you still stuck on mommy's titty.

Speaker: yeah but but Shut up, blazing. Shut up, shut up blazing. Oh, Kenny, baby Jarvis. Just just went to the psychedelics. Number four. I'll give you a one. We had to explain that to Nikki that night. She's like, what's number three? I think Congress is like your number. No, not last week of the weekend before that. That shit still cracks me up.

Speaker: tripping balls, click, don't fuck with me right now. do you yeah do Jeff, Jeff, Jeff filled me into what what was going on. It definitely wasn't you. A couple of weeks ago, Jeff wasn't on the show and I had, and I had convinced everybody that Jeff was no longer with us, that he was gone. yeah know imp popularter he he he had moved He had moved on to to the spiritual realm. He was dead. And Blaze is like, click, don't fuck with me. I'm tripping balls right now. I attacked by a chupacabra and didn't survive.

Speaker: I mean, I knew, I knew the Chupacabra part was, was fake. I guess the whole thing was, but. yeah I had Carter going in the group chat and then I was like, yeah, Chupacabra attacking. Carter's like, you dickhead. Like he was really concerned that ah something happened to Joe. We were all, me and, me and Connor, I would say were the most concerned. Like Brian and Mark did not give a fuck. But like me and me but are just like, we're like, really? So I had to message Jeff on Snapchat. I'm like, bro, if you died, you at least should have fucking live streamed it. Come on. it see or just now you' move See? Oh, God. You're thinking like me, man. Now I'm going to think I'm the greatest podcast host just because I have a phone. I said his name once, everyone.

Speaker: Like the case that I'm covering right can read there You talking about chupacabra, and it's fucking hilarious no No, I swear these people that are from like an alternate reality think that this individual got killed apparently by a dog and And apparently you cannot have, they had this witness on and this witness just got six weeks into the trial. The woman is like, I don't know, 100 years old. Her last case that she did was in, I don't know, 2007. Slugger, slat slugger, Sam, we need to see two fingers, buddy. And that camera's gotta to be on or you're getting bounced. And this lady said when she was on the stand, and boy dear,

Speaker: ah which means you don't get on the stand until you get like checked on, you know, for your credibility. That camera's got to be on full time, buddy. Hey, you dick. But this is your pants. This lady said right. And she was a medical examiner from L .A. somewhere. And she had she was an expert in dog wounds. And this lady was asked on ah when the prosecution was I was asking her like Well, it was a defense witness. So the defense attorneys asked her, ma 'am, what do you see on his image? The lady went like. one

Speaker: like a no yeah but that Really? Go ahead, Stephen, I got it ready for back. ah I got it ready to drop in just in case.

Speaker: He's Mark. Mark still set up on his phone. Yes, I was. ripped oh Yes. Brian still set up on his phone. It took me like 40 minutes just to figure out what's there. There's are apparently Brian. Brian found a charger. What game? What game? That was OK. Fucking cat, bro. it slugger sam yeah yeah got your fifteen seconds there and i'm not You guys are trying to get me to come up like I'm some criminal. What games? No, we don't. We don't want anybody showing their penis. I ain't showing nothing. It's only two inches. I ain't gonna show it.

Speaker: 22 inches I said two inches on oh did you was an horrible man you straight to if i picture that inches long you better believe it be sitting right Yeah, I'm gonna use it as a microphone right now i' be like i did that i shit i said you me competition No Jeff a little bit of gay is okay it's only gave you like it all right like twenty four bro yeah what do you guys about it anyways why did i get recommending your channel

Speaker: what you guys sub boss manh What's the matter with you man? What's the matter You guys talk about everything They talk about everything We talk about everything we hang out I don't know what I meant to I meant to stuff if I told you I'd have to watch that I with you?

Speaker: That's all yeah the luck It's 2024. We don't, we don't get judged. Wacken y 'all. What's the mind out of the gutter, huh? Ain't nobody wacking y 'all. Oh, well, then what are you doing? What a waste. What is this guy, huh? Who's the market eating a corn dog? I just seen somebody eating a corn dog. Yes, I Hey, we're going to we're going to take a real quick break. Everybody hang out for a minute. We're going to take a real quick break. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. ah Check out this check out that this young lady was on on my show last night on Glick's house to music Jules in the how and

Speaker: She took a leap of faith cover in this song and I think she absolutely killed it. We talked a little bit about it last night. We'll be back here in just a few minutes.

Speaker: Can't trick my wife

Speaker: You do the life is right

Speaker: Well, Jules in the how for you right there. Ladies and gentlemen, um was check her out on all social media at Jules in the how she is everywhere and wherever you stream music. She's everywhere. She was awesome. She was on the show last night and her music is killer. I picked that song. I love that cover. I think she did an amazing job and we talked about it last night. So if you guys want to hear us talk about her doing that cover because you know, there's just some songs that If you're going to cover them, you got to do it, right? You better be up to snuff because, you know, it's like, you know, I told her it's like like Blacktop Mojo, Matt and Kat doing in the air tonight. And, you know, that's one of those or dream on. They did they and they came on as a tough one to do. But you don't like Phil Collins. No, I love. folks No, no, it's just it's a hard it's a hard song to do, right?

Speaker: Yeah. recover ah but she She absolutely killed it, man. I think she did an amazing job. But welcome back to nonsensical nonsense, everybody. It is Saturday night. It is an open door challenge. That means the link is in the chat. Jeffrey, throw that up for me one time there, Bubba, if you will. Yeah, we'll do. Anybody and everybody is welcome. We just ask that you put your camera away. And we prefer you to have your camera on. But I think we're OK with what Sam. i think I think we're good. he's ah He's rocking a two incher. So we're not going to be able to see it even if you try.

Speaker: basically that already If you're not already, go ahead and check out all of our socials, the nonsensical network, we are everywhere, Facebook, Instagram. Twitch, TikTok, YouTube, um we're everywhere. You can watch the shows live. We have shows Monday through Sunday on the YouTube channel, Facebook, Twitch, and X channels. And you can listen anytime, any time and place, wherever you listen to podcasts. We are on all the major platforms, whether it be Spotify, Google, Apple, TuneIn Radio, we're everywhere. yeah So you guys can give us a listen.

Speaker: If it's too hard to find, but we're going to make it super easy for you. Bio dot link slash nonsensical network. All the links are there. You can find us or you can just hit the Google box and just put in nonsensical nonsense or nonsensical network. And we're going to be the first thing that pops up. I guarantee you that. Any who, if it's too hard to find, just look in my pants. Yeah, because that's where we all hang out. Especially in rest stops behind the bathrooms or in the woods. I'm just behind a Walmart parking lot. but i yeah know I say that for Steven.

Speaker: yeah have a you know let's call boys Speaking of hanging out in the Walmart parking lot, we are joined by the boys from Talking Fit who did their first live on location tonight. They were live at Walmart somewhere in Florida. Homosassa, right? Homosassa, yes. Trust me, I've heard all the names for it. you know It's quite interesting. Um, we're also going to be doing you guys were, so I was kind of trying to delay it and it popped into my head. And I remember most of the time, if you, if you're going to, if you're going to remember anything, uh, just remember Citrus County. That's there for a charity, uh, event for the children's network or the children's miracle network. And, um, definitely.

Speaker: Lahara who was injured on duty and got screwed over by Citrus County Sheriff's Department. I will say that here, I wasn't gonna say it on their show because that's their show and I didn't wanna put any bad juju out there on their end. But it sounds like what I've heard of the story, he's absolutely got the ball into the deal. He got shit on, he got hurt on duty and Citrus County Sheriff's Department fired. I do have a suggestion though, Mark. What's that? If you're going to say don't curse and don't drink on the show, don't curse on the fucking show. Hey, I didn't say it. I didn't tell you that it's not the curse. I just told you guys not to drink. Yeah. I was going to try. I was going to try. I was going to try not to swear. You said in the very beginning, we're not going to call ourselves talking shit today. We're going to talk about call herself talking shit.

Speaker: But what did Brian do the entire time? We're talking shit. We're talking shit. Dude, you just said stop saying shit. Quite honestly, we did have a we did have a bit, you know, to stop him from saying talking shit. He was going to say we're talking. And as soon as he said that, I was going to say, well, Brian, that's it. You can't say that today. You know, but well, you know, as soon as it goes live, sometimes you go in a different mode sometimes. The co -host thought differently. I blame Brian. It's OK. Yeah. that beenrying Just like I blame Steven for everything. <unk> know Okay, Jeff. Yeah, because, you know, I'm the whole head. I'm the reason why I decided to go up to your neighbor and be like, hey, your arm's hurting, man. Here, let me help you. I'm a certified chiropractor. We did learn from this. We learned from the the live show that we're going next time, when we're sitting at the computer, we're going to get speakers.

Speaker: take Well, yeah, that worked great once I figured out how to once I figured out which one was what so Yeah, so we did we did we did a run -through. Sorry, Glazen. No, we didn't we did our job Mark I have to ask I have a buddy of mine and all the course of My name is George nigh George nigh the Yeah, hard to say george george nye yeah who who knows um frank does how but nobody but he lives he lives in homemo saa i'm just saying yeah he's he's got a podcast called, uh, the rocks. yeah Oh, oh, that's the one. Okay. Brian never told me his name. He just told me that, you know, he knows Mark with George. George was a former Pasco County Sheriff's office. There you go. Small world. Uh, Glick, I posted that link and it only showed up on the YouTube channel. I just, I just want to say something real quick. got it on children's marit Network.

Speaker: Did you? Okay. um Yeah. They now I don't usually. plug religious organizations, but when I was a kid, I had a sister with with with disabilities and they helped out one time with shit. So they're they're really cool people. They get a 94 % charity rating. So yeah, I thought that was pretty cool what you guys did. So thanks that was my two cents. And the interesting part is is we were ah ah we were asked to come back in October.

Speaker: nice we might do the a there's also um mustang club i got to get ahold of them and talk to them some more and we might be doing one but ah when we do this one it's gonna we're gonna do it differently have two cameras basically our phones going down the the the agree here mark You can hear Mark, you guys can be able to chat back and forth and hear each other. Cause I know you couldn't hear for shit when, when you are walking through the cars on your phone and it's i'll just one of those things, you know, it's your, it was your guys's first event, which is really cool. I hope that, you know, more of our shows get that opportunity. I know I'm working on a couple of different things and I have a few things in in the works. I don't know if it'll be this year or next year, but you know, it's trial and error.

Speaker: you know it's not because you did anything wrong it's just it's your first experience and all in all i thought that it it went it went fairly well and let them out i the question i have is when you guys do your you know like jeff when you do yours outside how do you see your uh monitor with his turn off the brightness turn up the right, okay. Because I couldn't - You gotta crank up the brightness so that it's so bright, it's ridiculous. Like, yeah, if I come in midway, like if it starts to rain and I bring the computer inside, I have to instantly crank it down because it hurts my eyes. Okay, because I was having a problem finding the cursor and then reading some of the comments on there because, you know, you got the - Because of the glare. Yeah. yeah And, you know, being 100 or well, it was like 90 something today, but it felt like - A million and a half.

Speaker: 110 and watching Brian go around the cars was, I was laughing my ass off. Cause you know, I got to sit there with the fan. yeah Yeah, you got a hat. My brand new love motorsport that absolutely destroyed. Hey, hey Brian, can yeah can you can you send me one of those? Those are sharp hats, man. I like those. Yeah. I'll send you one. I seen this color today. What color, what color are you on? I just want to say, I just want to say the hat. She clean, dog. She clean. doesnt die And like, i'm I'm not a big white hat guy because it only stays white for about 30 seconds.

Speaker: Tell me you live in Mexico, what do you expect? no not like why i don't buy white cheese im so borderline why why when i buy a white hat i I constantly touch my hats. just was a big showers i'll aher yeah you know i too much I worked as a car mechanic for three years, and I got told when I was doing classes that like in a fancy ah car mechanic fucking like Mercedes or whatever that they were all white. I was like, fuck you. That is bullshit. where you at Bring your ass, broccoli climate today. So where the hell's counter at?

Speaker: yeah yeah where is con hi a walmart park lot waiting for you guys no left yes he has fallen he can't get out of the walmart parking lot

Speaker: he told me he was going to hang out behind that walmart parking lot what you guys come we're go do yeah but yeah i mean there was people there in the woods so i mean it could have been con It might've been him. Was was one of them in a wheelchair? mic I don't know. I didn't look. Was a guy in a wheelchair with no legs? Jeff, Jeff, I've been watching the Grand Tour and I first, for real, saw a flying car. Dude, that shit is fucking hilarious, man. It's wishstone cold. You need to find out. You need to watch Clarkson's Farm, too. Yeah, yeah I'm going to. Oh, my God, that shit's so funny.

Speaker: it's hilarious it's on bri yeah Yeah, nobody, nobody knows where Connor is tonight. i yeah'm like like Before we started the show, I like you guys were finished. Mark and Brian were finishing up and I sent Connor a message like, Hey buddy, let's chat be behind screen while Mark and Brian finish up and fucker never showed. And then just before we went live, it's like show on hilarious. It's on his wife and doesn't want to get up.

Speaker: Hey, I don't blame you. I wanted to apologize to you guys because I meant to say if you're watching this show, stop. Go to the nonsensical network because the new the next show is about to start and you can continue to watch us there. And I didn't. I don't know. The heat got to me. No, no, no. It wasn't that. The reason why I rushed the end of it is because my damn hot spot was about to just go. It only gave me two and a half hours worth of. Yeah. His hot spot was ready to go. No, no. Because he wasn't. a Would you would you would you like me to show you the email that I got from Verizon? Well, did you did you run it out of did you run out of lights or whatever? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: you so unoted like I know i and know like my hotspot, I get 10 gigs a month, which sounds like a lot but somebody but it's not when you're doing it. 10 gigs ten gigs on ah on a video? Yeah, that's about 30 seconds. That eats through that shit. That's why I don't do the hotspot. I had to go to Verizon today to get a new phone. Damn Jeff. You went to Verizon to get a new phone? Why am I there?

Speaker: i feel just not me I feel like this is a set. Oh, you know, no, I know exactly who that is. I know who exactly who that is. By the profile picture alone. It's Rock Lee. It's Rock Lee. What's up, sir? Benji the stray dog. I can tell by that picture because he got it off when I went on Captain Hook. holy rock we know it's you dark or we don out or did our haters I'm ready just in case. Yeah, me too. Jeff, you're in here. What what is going on? Don't be scared. That's Rock Lee. I guarantee it. It's climate today. Because that photo, he got off my Facebook.

Speaker: I mean, let's let's be honest, c climate today is way. told i like call the i hey Hey, Jeff, Jeff, what are we talking about? Yeah, see, I just have a really good tan.

Speaker: guys kind of sell you want to tell you about how We look so much like final then you do. right throw So are you saying Rocky's devolving? He's not going to reach full Sasquatchi and he's going into Nomi ism. Yeah. Pretty much. she's gonna it's so It's a fetish. It's a fetish you don't know about yet, buddy. What would you call a Bigfoot hybrid gnome? A normal person? ah brian you already You already said it yourself. gone well It's real easy. Honestly, because you go with a Bigfoot and a gnome, it just looks like brick.

Speaker: because he's not full click and he's not full Sasquatch because he's not 10 foot tall but he's also not 5 '3 like me so we we we say aquatchians call it that piece Sasquatchians call the no Sasquatch hybrid normies you people are normies bunch of fucking normies in order to tan I would have to actually go outside get but yeah be avenue hurt and It would have to stop raining. It is rain nonstop for like two weeks. you you not be amish

Speaker: This girl, this girl, Tans, man, she is dark as fuck. I told her, she I told her, I said, you're like a Mexican Amish. You're a Mexican.

Speaker: over very Well, but yeah, I was the couch that night, buddy. oh but what What would it be okay after a while? You get used to us. What would it be called for? For example, we, man, if he looks up to Sasquatch, what is it? Large, and large squad, large squad. Don't do it, Christopher. See, you're going to end up sleeping on the couch, motherfucker. You're going to sleep in zoos tonight. You're going to sleep in zoos tonight. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm going to get my ass kicked when she gets old. Move over, Rovers. Looks like I'm moving in. Maybe looking lucky, and she's one of the 60 -something people not watching the show. Yeah, Jesus.

Speaker: I think we're breaking. you know being the Be in the face of a network goes ah goes a long way, man. God. How do I drop him down again? jesus there's not enough space in here for you to There's not ah enough space in here for your fucking giant head. Drop me down and get him. I'll pull my wiener out and put it on camera. No. mikey was his i Nobody zooms that deep. I don't have a duel under that. ah um not no one has um hundred No one has a scope on their fucking cameras. How the fuck do you zoom deep?

Speaker: did the soup Ask a woman. He's apparently liking it. It's like having a colonoscopy. How the fuck do you zoom deep? Well, let's be honest, it's so small. It's a what? A colonoscopy. We were, we were, we were in PA last week. You know, we took a little vacation, took the kids to PA to see grandma and grandpa. And every time we go into town, Nicky was like, that's where I went to school at. That's not an Amish school. I'm not on. wait

Speaker: He had a buggy pulls out of the parking lot. Holy Rock. Rock, that's hilarious, man. I love it. I grew up in Amish country, so like ah my kids my my kids never seen where I where i grew up at, where where my house was. So we took a little detour because we we go kind of by there. anyways and we were driving down one of the country roads i was like look kids that's where nicky went to school at in a building just like that it was one of the Amish schools it's just that little building so did you take a de detour or did the detour take you oh i took the detour so click when your kids asked you where you came from didn't you just point at the nearest forest and run like from there i was worried about how that one was going to turn out

Speaker: But he said, don't worry. She does with a button. Yeah, you do. Give me five bucks on the stream. Give me that. Oh, boy. So Jeff, anybody else going for that? Because I am. Jeff, I love her. I send me this TikTok video and it's of her and it's a country music. Did you show that one to Glick? Yes. I tried laughing. They've been making the rounds, dude. You're just on the list. A list is like, what the fuck are you watching? Oh, something Jeff sent me. And she's like, I shouldn't have even asked. You're not wrong, baby. You're not wrong, baby. Dizzy, who's been on the show before, my man Dizzy, that's on the bone down there in Tampa, he posted a picture of that girl. And did you guys hear about the chick from the Edmonton Oilers game?

Speaker: Yeah, um then class everybody and so he posted a picture and he was like hot to and Oilers fan 2024 like a presidential campaign. they Yeah, they are. There are literal people that apparently they found out who that hot girl was. and because i paley jump yeah her dad made hawk 2 t -shirts to say hawk 2 2024 spit on that thing and she was signing them at a fucking grocery store now when we say her dad when we say her dad no it's sugar daddy no no like her father um was it her dad or was it her dad

Speaker: I don't know. Oh, good point. But she's but like, everybody's like, if this chick actually went online and like, did a podcast or did a TikTok channel, she would fucking blow up because she's already blowing up. What what I was doing in Waterman Island. Oh, shit. It's like, did you have you seen have you seen the rebuttal video, some chicken at Taco Bell? Yes, the burrito. I said it to Steven. yeah that' just fucked up one

Speaker: she's like she's like the do out with the i was like god yeah so he introduced me to her or how you doing baby where it is yeah wait a set ones off for we I found another one, this guy, you he's filming a train and he's like, like screw the hot tube girl, I want the chick, my chick sound like Pac -Man. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Is that an artificial guy? Is that a real guy? Yeah. No, no, he's both. He's one hundred percent ai um order sanqu A Wait a Wait Wait a sec. Why do you look like a knockoff version of Cameron? Is that is everybody in the collection? Why do you look like a knockoff version of Cameron? Wait, it is what you hide yourself? Come on, see your background, please.

Speaker: this good gra yeah

Speaker: mean i don't know who this nicki woman is but she is right on the money right there' a way to way to on second i just He's running away I asked him why do you look like a knockoff version of camera and he ain't got no answer I don't think anybody's heard a camera on since 2001. Right? um Well, he kind of looks like him, pal. He looks like him. Who's this slugger, Sam, dude? What the hell's in your background? Was that a bunch of dildos? What is that? Yeah. like you Your mom left him there. You see this mom actually hangs out at Blake's house.

Speaker: i here is boys Check this out. I'm sorry really as i was talking about she got a good man. Oh my lady this sound like aman talk about a lot lot ah lot a lot ah lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot lot yeah ah fa ah news to be Show me two fingers juice gladley oh it's the real jeeves it's the real jeeves inside you got the real jeeves in the building what's going on in the past buddy yeah but i know who the fuck was that that came i don't know but open they burned you good buddy fucker i don't i don't want to sound offensive but you definitely look like the black steven hawk

Speaker: who mean fucking sitting um sitting i leave you like fucking indian stephen haring dude you Make a robot noise real quick Can you drop frame hey roll around No, sorry. Can't do it. Now, Stephen Hawking. tyler but Why do I feel like Jeeves is like the Stephen Hawking impersonator that like every time he phone calls you on spam, it's just like what?

Speaker: oh the It's Windows 98 stuff jumping up. Yeah. What's the name? What's the name of that? actually single can canadian we think for limited event Right now, Alyssa. Hey. ah um I'm gonna go I'm gonna let Alyssa come on cuz you know, it's fun her screwing with steve hollins come on yeah oh yeah mark you never po to be her because ru was seeman remember talk with Stephen i steve lets her out of her cage hey real quick be nice smart takes off You are ah you are aware Steven

Speaker: Ellis is the one that let you out of the cage, not the other way around. The other way around, bro. Trying to tell everyone that. And Jeff does his fucking Steven Seagull wanting to help out his fellow man. doesn't know Alyssa showed me pictures and video of the cage she she keeps Jarvis in. It's not very big. She showed you that cage too. It's not very big. last other She crams him in there and she's got she's got. i whatever allow nice poke him and See you later. rock him with

Speaker: What's going on? Ah, there she is. I got not got the bru one brought in alissa I got the I got the brutal one, guys. It's not the two. It's the whole. Oh. The real slim Connor Green Room. no i just put Brian to the fucking back of the pack and brought in Alyssa. Yeah, we've got to face up. I was i ah we mark gli but just to tell Mark because he said he was going to jump off. I just wanted to tell him, you know, good job tonight, guys, or good job. I mean, minus the hiccups and everything like that. um You know, first time, but it's still pretty cool show. ah You know, you learn it's it's one of those things that you learn for the next. video year

Speaker: And that's why our next one, if, if everything goes right, our next live one will be in the middle of, uh, probably around August. I think it is. It's going to be, it's going to be, uh, actually in a store. So it'll be, uh, AC for us. It's a guy that I get the comic books from. Uh, he, he used to be in a band. He's done a lot of stuff for me. And so he promised me if he ever did a, you know, a podcast, he would ah come on my show. and so wait hundred blessed that po you guys I was say, so you're live from a, from a store or a video? A comic book store. He's got, uh,

Speaker: Yeah, Kermit comic books for Sheldon and Leonard live from a comic book show. I love that movie. I mean, he walks right into it. He's like, look, a fan.

Speaker: All right, guys. i just wanted I just wanted to come on and say thank you for allowing us to go before you. And we had fun doing it. We had a choice. Not only is it really cool for you guys, but it's really cool for the network as well. So, you know. Yeah. like her and Like, and I were actually talking about the other day. um Like, as long as nothing's scheduled, anybody can do something before a show, just as long as you're done before or after said show. Right. Finish up like it's OK. Yeah, that's what you said. Your wife has never said that, Mark. and Oh, my God. Shut the fuck up, Jarvis. there i like go trip down some more fucking stairs i think I think the consensus is is most of our significant others are like, are you done yet? Yeah. Well.

Speaker: list is like exactly even ah and more our stephen yeah that was so good you yeah are why to make my wife sound like stephen hawking glick i said all of our significant others hey i'm not the anymore but you all right i'm sorry but forgot we're on the she yo gee what's up My dude it's been a while. Yeah, what do you been up to bro? That's cool to see ya all yeah on that note I'm going to watch the show, but he mark I'm going to go get take a shower and stuff. go Yeah. have a good night Later, Martin. I knew I ever screw with Brian a bunch. All right.

Speaker: Later, guys. i mark The goodbyes on this network are long as fuck. The little bubble, how does that happen? Oh, I'm using a Mac and I've got the reaction on so I can do that. So if I do this. So he is a black Stephen Hawking. I mean, let's be honest. Yeah, see, he just does what he does. See, blazin' though, the reason why most of our goodbyes end long is because we're all coming back. Yeah, that is why he leaves a real private shot. That Windows XP startup and shutdown sound is the best.

Speaker: You can actually get that sound or the video. Just every time you speak, it does that. Yeah. Or the blue screen of death. Yeah, I got it. I got it. I got to agree with with Jerry Vichy. You know, our goodbyes are long because might be the last one coming back. So Jeff died last week. then as the

Speaker: zombie a ghost or whatever Yeah, I got I got out the old a allow G board and I conjured Jeff Spears she like is a hologram he's a hologray how How did you call that it's in a wow G board wow do that i purpose i do that I do that on purpose because I had a friend of mine who you he he gets mental if you mentioned mispronounce a word. So I purposely mispronounce things all the time when I talk to him. So we were talking once about a Ouija board.

Speaker: and I was like, oh, yeah, the ology. He was like, oh, good, you motherfucker. And I was like, what? Oh, my God, he's fucking climbed back from the depths of hell. yeah i can start find Oh, that's the real con. Oh, shit. I thought that I was you. Damn it, Lee. Hey, I was getting good. Hey, guys, get.

Speaker: Wait, wait, is there a poster on the screen? Who's that? Yeah, wait, wait, wait. This is confusing now. There's two Connors. Yeah, there's two Connors. Which one? Wait. The one that's the one up at the top is the real Connor. Oh, now I get it. That was a joke, man. You just ruined it all. One down. Thanks for explaining the joke. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, it's just old Steven's job. yeah ah Well, I click I guess I'm done with the podcast someone else took my fucking job the only other jeff took Jeff Jeff took your job the other night be the other day because he was like don't Monica together I was like, ah let's be honest. It's not Monica's Chandler Ross and he was like what um in a bill clinton impression president um i Like I know that was the joke

Speaker: check it I never had sex with that woman. I did. I did. I totally did. I always admit it. Hey, Connor, why don't you play drums? Oh wait, nevermind.

Speaker: i would get it Shut the fuck up, Frank.

Speaker: Almost sounded like him. Connor's arms still work, Frank. It's his legs. No kick drum. whoa Yeah, exactly. That wasn't true. I've got a headband that attaches to the base. I actually hang it up. Do you do it upside down?

Speaker: You've got balls of steel. Yeah.

Speaker: Why do you think the mental status keeps declining? Connor always teabags that drum set, boys. Wait, what did you say? What did what did your mental status always decline? Really losing the function of your penis and and losing both your legs is the reason why you have bad mental health? No, that's not why at all. i lason's got Jeff was born that way. I mean, you know, I just got an assortment for you. Find one. yeah Is it dildo therapist? Do you have ah a double of purpose? That is a background. So here it is. That's what click used to say back on a Periscope. It's a background. who Look at this one.

Speaker: um re I had i opened up or left is my favorite i had had two rubbermaid tubs full of dildos and sex toys. that wasn' happening That was real life. prepared but That was real life. And yeah and it was great because I'd pull about to be like, some bitch would be this fucking long and he'd even hit the power button and it would go. You're ex -siances, some lady. white She sold them. She sold, she did pure romance parties. And I'm just like. She sold them online to Japanese business men after they were used. Three foot dildo that jackhammers and swivels.

Speaker: there's never a man alive that will ever satisfy that woman again. Not to mention the fact that they're inside. I just went, where can I order? She was like, I got four of them. Jarvis has left the chat. Jarvis is online looking for one. thank you fuck guys have what ipo you from your holy shit i' just realize that's jee his question from the jeroy should i purple pink or green

Speaker: the rainbow one know gli adult just see that you see in the corner of where my pictures like under the bed yeah through million years picturesers away She's got a blow up doll of me under there, Glick. The show have sisters we background, Frank. The background, Frank. It's like those telltale. We get it to honor you, Connor, because you were gone, dude. I'm fucking Frank.

Speaker: sleep Sleepy, Sleepy Connor squared is the yo wrappping inintel over there call that color but shit i'm an I'm an hour or two hours late for the show. The is I had to get up the stairs. You made it, though. It took him two hours to get up the stairs. buddy I have a tiger. The amount of blood, sweat and tears I've shed on those stairs just in the past two days he's on the way up and the way down.

Speaker: Operation Stuck Point. Leaping Connor down on the bottom corner since Operation Stuck Point right now. That cracks me up. You started it, my man. says like cheese What's been going on with you lately, buddy? I ain't seen you in forever. How you been, man? I've been doing good. How's everything going? It's been a few years. It's been years and the first thing the man says is not the voice I expected from you. know Right? It's all right. It is what it is. you

Speaker: james steves It's good to see your face. Yes.

Speaker: although i feel like didn't even talk to a social worker now a background right jesus why yeah i ruin it now you looks like hitler ah better i tell your website you know Oh, man, I was just trying to find a good cat background to tell you the truth. Oh, I see. I got one. I got one. But I got yelled at the last time I used it. Glick. Every every time like where Jeff will say something, I should have like a fucking tail thing where it says Jervis. She will remember that way.

Speaker: Uh, we lost Brian. He had to go eat his fucking, uh, uh, cardboard pizza from it. I don't know. He seemed like a cool guy. I don't know. Hopefully we didn't offend him by busting his balls because clearly he's a, either he's clearly a New Yorker or he on an next butdding so okay he wasn't from New York. He was from Boston. They're the first fucking people that when you talk about big i teethla connor's cats here

Speaker: i'll

Speaker: oh my god that background bro where are you kidding me he looks like he wants to throw me in a gas chamber why he so fuck you up that cat that cat one more thing and all'll end your whole yeah you name now i get and dogs one by one one by one

Speaker: yeah his lord say ah hard back your background like yeah i he's like um I'm hoping I'm hoping Nicki just got home and some random stranger and just walk in my house. I got home. She's about to show you what's on her side of the bed. I love how we look. Go check. You got to check. I just come back. Holy shit. comes back with it hung over his arm like a child that's it's shocking we have 79 people watching and they all came here for eight off kids a bunch of cats that are pissed off at dogs watching yeah okay but don't always suck to

Speaker: What can I do? They belong to kitties. They belong to kitties. They belong to kitties. Yeah, nah, nah, nah. but all Frank, you can't do that. Jeez, I love your camera effect, man. How do you do that? What's that? He's got a reaction. Oh, a reaction. And I also got to send a stage so it moves with me when I move. That's really cool. What kind of camera do you have? It's the Apple ah Studio a display I have and it's got a built -in camera on it. Nice, nice. o Fancy, fancy. Oh, We need one of those. There you go. Good work. I don't know.

Speaker: It worked earlier. Yeah, it worked earlier. It doesn't work sometimes, it doesn't. I'm so jealous. Balloons. There's the balloons. I'm so jealous. Damn. I feel like Jeeves Loki is an NPC. Yeah, I'm just an AI. That's why I keep doing all this shit. Because I am in control of everything. I'm waiting for Jeeves to show up in clown makeup and be like, come here, Georgie. all right here georgie you want a balloon do you want to we all float down here get down here georgie hello there's a reason why whyt up here very often and the reason is all of you oh please the only reason you have 79 people watching is because of us get over it

Speaker: No, it's because Frank put it on his Twitter and Frank has like 9 million followers on Twitter. ha this this show This show makes me want to brush my teeth with razor wire. have tracks that was and i never i actually yeah I never look at numbers. that is like i don't need a um I don't either. I just don't look at numbers. This is not something we actually quote unquote care about. We just care about having a good time and having fun. And even though we should. It's about quality.

Speaker: hundred the i want the quantity for the money i'll be honest i'm i'm only here for the money we had it we had another co-host that use to say the same thing wait a minute ah but is such a low blow rob no no but that's true i'm a little right now probably so I want the quantity for the money. I'll be honest. I'm only here for the money

Speaker: It's because it's tiny. my no in place and It actually has nothing to do with that. oh right That's a that's a separate fact in and of itself. Hold on. Hold on everyone. Time out. b Brian, why did you put an angry face emoji for the **** thing? they'll seelas on know Why don't you just ask him there? Brian, you get to bring yourself start sir right now. Brian, don't be such a cunt. like black you allow it We allow him to grace this podcast. Grace this podcast?

Speaker: yeah that's it mark you gotta get rid of brian replacing with connor good god love brian i love brian he's such a lovable idiot like i am he was cracking up when they were at the car show tonight because every car he walked by she clean no she clean no she clean no which is exactly what i was saying

Speaker: Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, that's nice. I'm not trying to be a dick, but as a car guy, it was the hardest car show to watch because I was like oh ah Hey Jeff, but you're last word brian you should do a reaction video of it on your show. There you go. React to them talking about cars. I told him to go look for them. I told him to walk past the 68 Camaro. He walks three rows past it. And I'm like, yeah, Pat said four rows a day. It's the only 60s Camaro there.

Speaker: a Oh, it's horrible. Come on, Brian. You gotta do your research. But it was clean, though. but Well, that's the ending right there. That's the exhaust pipe. Shit. ah but You know what, Rockly? Fuck you, bud. I was wondering how I was going to treat you to see that. Fucking in here taking snapchats, you piece of fucker. Take his free chats. My picture, man, is hilarious, Rock. I'm sorry. The funniest screenshot we've ever taken. No, that one's better. There you go, Rock. At least just moments in the show, and then you just grabbed them. Oh, yeah, I constantly do that. I screenshot all the time. That didn't exist. I'm sure it did, Brian.

Speaker: It did exist. It's just you don't know your cars. No. when i In Brian's defense, I did say Impala. But I saw it. oh He did this. He walks past it. And he glances at it and then walks the other direction. And I was like, wait, it looks you know tons of chrome on the grill. Huge bumper. I'm like, that's got to be an Impala. But I'm not sure with year, but it's an Impala or something. and And I was like, go back and look at that, Apollo, it's over in the same row as the 68 Camaro. He walks past the 68 Camaro, past the Broncos, past them. And I'm like, dude, you passed it 14 rows ago. What a tough ass. It was It was like an older New Yorker. It was gorgeous. So so that could have well been your fiat.

Speaker: Yeah, it was it was like a really early, like 62 or 63 price. Okay. It's not something that I would instantly recognize. like by Like, you know, you see a 62 Impala, you're like, I know what that 62 Impala looks like, you know? Right. Where but that one, I was like, that's, you know, it's Impala -esque, you know? Yeah. and gentlemen Jeff, you gotta know this one. Oh, yes. The Tiddies and Beers. That's actually a triumph. I had a i had in chance to get a 72 Nova when I was like 16. I wish I would have just kept a hold of it. Yeah. Oh, dude. if i If I would have kept all the cool cars I had back in the day, I wouldn't have it the right way.

Speaker: Yeah. I used to go through cars like crazy. Well, because your neighbor was not that safe. No, it just comes out. You buy a car and because and then you're like, I'm bored with this. I'm going to sell it. Then you sell it. And then 10 years down the road, like, wait, it's worth how much now? Yeah, exactly. Because you bought it for like three hundred dollars out of it. Get it out of some guy's yard. And then, you know, like I had a an eighty six four door dually GMC thing was like 40 feet long, couldn't turn it around in an 80 acre field. And I drove this out. And then when I sold it, you know, square body Scottsdale, when I sold it 10 years down the road, 20 years down the road, whatever it is. And those things are going for a hundred and 200 grand. And I was like, I paid five for it. And I sold it for six yeah because i put rims some tires on it, you know,

Speaker: and muslim And I could literally get in the condition I had it in, I could have easily gotten 80, 90, 100 grand full. And I'm like, fuck. I sold it because I was bored of spending money on gas, 454 with a four barrel that you could have gravity fed the fucking gas and saved more. ah you didn't know It is what it is. one

Speaker: I miss that truck. You couldn't get it stuck. um i miss It is about time for break since President Glump over there is getting yelled at. He's getting yelled at. Shut up. He's getting yelled at. Shut up. Oh, my God. You know what? Apparently, then I'm more Mexican than you are when you live in fucking Mexico. Oh, I don't know. Oh, I'm I wasn't getting yelled at. We have like one of these hair catchers in the in the she's going to go die in the tub.

Speaker: And we got one of those hair catcher things in the tub and it was all grody with like soaps, shoes, and they're trying to get the hair off. She's like, yeah I'm like, do you want me to clean it have a your beard that? way glick jesus Oh man, my stomach's upset. Maybe later.

Speaker: yeah hundred are quick But I did get yelled at because she did yell at me one time. She's like, I'm not Max Amish. And I was like, are you sure though nice green grab, Brock. Great job, bro. ah This is easy.

Speaker: I got a lot of photos to send to you, Jeff. I'll send them away. Because when I have that light on, yeah you before you get in the future. Send away, I'll play with them. I got a couple of them. I think the background with the face blazes. The background? It's funny. It's like, who's ready to party?

Speaker: but hello g Put a rainbow flag in your hand. Ready to rock, buddy. yeah

Speaker: whos that Stewie. Give me two fingers, buddy. Oh, it's an Amish doll. Amish doll. yeah there yeah Yeah. Can you give us two fingers for a little wave? All right. Just a second. What's up, buddy? Hey, La. Good night to everything and everyone. Good night. You have a great night. Sleep well. I have a really good, great great night. question Welcome to Microsoft customer service, how can I help you please? It's very nice. Thank you, come again.

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Speaker: Something that Connor can't play. Yes, there's these paleolithic things, you know. cool the Nice. Do you sing or rap or do music? I'm i'm assuming you play the drums. and I'm a really famous producer in Italy. And I'm trying to go on, you know, the estimate. you know I try to to fake on date America and try to you know camp you know followers bump bump bump fuck and trying to fuck america yeah yeah I'm trying to and i and that's what I heard

Speaker: a right ahead go right ahead g that's why i say that like go ahead like my way way way pump the brakes scan day ain't any better there but I know could still you're ah you're a really famous music producer in Italy or wherever you're from. I'm a real guy in America. No, he's not. ah but know yeah jesus he careful

Speaker: makes about himself and he wonders why people hates his guy i was carrying to set up a goddamn collaboration shut up jarviss but you um time on you know time it's my show this is my time

Speaker: Take his power take his power i will problem you your time is up man of crazy yeah oh man my friend i weigh on that You know that I am a a ghost of right know you're you're a ghostw writer oh yeah call me the Ghost ah in Italian is Fantasma is the ghost of water that you know, so you ride a Harley that catches on fire and you fight bad guys ghost writer and i e I never use weapons. He's a ghost writer, not a writer. I from for the peace. Okay, if you're if you're really excited on everyone. If your buddy throws hippie signs at everyone.

Speaker: I was saying, that piece of love is good, man. Positivity, that's good, man. Having a good time, loving life, you know, creating something that people enjoy. That's a good thing. Shut up, Jarvis, you prick. If you're really Italian. But you know, my friend, too many podcasts today. Yeah. Too many podcasts on Spotify. I can follow three, four, maybe five podcasts. What is the oldest Italian mob? What is the oldest Italian family in the The oldest ah Italian family? Well, I'm sorry, I don't understand the question.

Speaker: Okay. What is the oldest? No, I think he pretty much told us he's Italian, bro. like come on gli i think that's so I think I think I question this pretty self -explanatory. Sorry, Frank. I got your back, buddy. I got your back, Frank. What is what is the oldest name of the Italian mob? The Mario Brothers? um the module

Speaker: it's and this is this my and refuse ah This is my best Italian is the nadranga.

Speaker: Seriously, this is not it. I am you know, this is all only on the map to be and you know, on the map to be and then you know, aboutta you know, this is not the language you can you can speak. You can sign language you can speak. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. I'm glad to see you got a full on full blown YouTube channel now, man. of the

Speaker: podcasting champion and then fucking just bra um like i didn't want to interrupt things know the make phenomena over there you know you know I didn't want to interrupt a good flow, a good vibe for having fun. But you know there's nothing wrong with a little break in the action. Everybody, you can stay where you are. You don't have to go nowhere. Guys that are on the panel, everybody, hang tight. We're going to take a real quick break. It'll be ah it is a quick one. I want to shout out my boy, Derek Wayne Douglas. The album just dropped last Friday. Go check it out everywhere. It's it's literally everywhere you stream music. ah Countries I want to be.

Speaker: or I might have fucked that up. Sorry, Derek. Please, please forgive me. but i And I'm going to play a real quick short song here. It's called Could Have Been a Cowboy. He was on the show a couple of weeks ago. We had a really good time on Glick's House of Music hanging out. You have to play Call of Duty together, but it's going to happen. He's in the process of moving and he's selling his house that he's in now and he's got to do a bunch of projects. But Nonetheless, we'll be back here just a couple of minutes. Don't anybody go anywhere? And I want to join the song.

Speaker: I could have been a cowboy. I would have been a rolling stone. But I will run it with the outlaw. Before I grow Crossin' county lines with a fine on my mind No time to find a home A runaway, like a runaway train A train movin' on From Desperado to here Hacho Ridin' a brocco through the prayer of my boy Paulo Lookin' for El Chavo, headed to El Dorado Sent to Sino, bro, runnin' with them Vicharos Smokin' my bros, livin' like no tomorrow No, he rose to follow Zero dreams, they hollow Can't get slow, no time to borrow We won't feel any sorrow We can't get broke and hope to feed our folk We growin' up, cowboy I would've been a rule of stone

Speaker: Cause I was running with the outlaws Long before I was grown Crossing county lines With a fan on my mind No time to find a home Oh, wrong way, like a wrong way Trainin', trainin', movin' on Look, your destiny is not destined to be Unless you wish me the seat for the best you can be Yes, you can see, you see, instead of questionin' me I'm blessed to complete, look, I'm just on my quest to succeed Check and see, this ain't checkin', boy This chest with the king, my best to be seen No matter what weapon you bring, so step in my seat Go ahead and flex to your screen Yeah, I'm just feelin' blessed to be seen Now I could've been a cowboy I would've been a rule of stone Cause I was runnin' with the outlaws Long before I was grown

Speaker: Crossing county lines with a banner on my mind No time to find a home A runaway, like a runaway train A train is moving on Yeah, oh Yeah

Speaker: Not mad at it. Damn, Glick, you have a good music taste, damn. Yeah, I've done sunshines on a dog's ass some days, Frank. if i if If I'm good at one thing, ah it's it's music. I love music. I can't, you know, as my boy Rocky, I don't know where to have Rocky go. Rocky's not here, is he? I think he bounced. Uh, as, as my boy, Rocky, you know, I can't sing, I can't play an instrument, but I love music. I got an ear for good stuff. And, um,

Speaker: Like I said, Derek Wayne Douglas. two of them he he was He was a guest on Clicks House of Music a couple of weeks ago. And we had a really good time hanging out. Good conversation. And I like his music, man. You know, I told... I'm not mad at the dude. He's good. Yeah. I told Jules last night and I've told every one of my guests, I'm not having you on here just to fill a seat. I'm having you on here because I stumbled across you on social media. I listened to what you're doing and I like it. I'm a fan. um So ah I hope other people like it. I'm trying to introduce people to to other music. That's why I do Glick's House of Music the way I do it. it's It's strictly dedicated to local artists, up -and -coming artists, unsigned artists, and giving them a platform to where they can you know get some people that might not know who they are to to hear them and see them and and and do what they do.

Speaker: Like I said, Derek was fun, man. He's he's a good dude. um We were talking earlier last night and earlier today, you know, he wants to come up on a Saturday night and and and hang out with us. But he's in the he's in the middle of the move and selling the house and all that stuff. So, you know, he's a little busy right now, but he said once he gets moved, he's definitely popping in on us. But welcome back to nonsensical not everybody. You guys can find Derek Wayne Douglas on on all social media and everywhere you listen to music at Derek Wayne Douglas. He's right there. You can't you can't miss the guy. ah Great dude. You can listen to the whole episode, wherever you listen to podcasts out of Quicks House of Music.

Speaker: hip cop I never heard that reference. he he does he's He's a rapper, but he's a country singer. He doesn't necessarily do hip hop. He raps, but he also, he does country music as well. So he sings. Speaking of social media, make sure you guys are checking us out. We are everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok, the Nonsense Network. We do shows live Monday through Sunday right here on YouTube, Facebook, X, and Twitch. And you can listen to us anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at all at the nonsensical network, or you can go to bio dot .link slash nonsensical network and all those links are there. You guys know the drill. Give us a follow. Give us a listen. Don't forget to give us the old double thumbing.

Speaker: i will I will, my friend, now I have to go. My job here is done because now I go to steal this ah piece ah of music. I translate this in in Italian and i will ah I will do a lot of money with this music. I really appreciate that. And thank you. Thank you. Thank you love for for my ah you're welcome We want 10 % I will I will I will the 10 % of 1 million is you know ah more than we got more than Network is worth right now. I will I will

Speaker: <unk> whether it whether you're whether you're trolling or not man have a good night you're cool as hell make sure you pop back up and hang out with us again another night brother that's yeah but a nipple rub doesn' it the the the

Speaker: ne nipples ni both i didn't we got we got sleeping con in the building we got the ghost of jeff here yeah to Hey yo, Jared Vichy here. We got Mrs. Jared Vichy. boys in the house. We got Jews in the house. We don't get Jews here too often. Jesus Christ. See there it is. There's fireworks behind them. I need one of those. We got our guy Frank hanging out with us all the way from

Speaker: Where are you from, Frank? I was next to Germany. That's what my I thought. and not like I seriously said Germany. and I was like, wait, that's not right. <unk>s another wendy still Germany. inly yeah i i learned i but Germany. And then I was I was typing it out to a friend of mine. I was like, Frank's from Germany. I think your Germany is is on the other side. That's what I said. Yeah, but essentially, I was like, are you where are you from? Finland, so Switzerland, Greenland. yeah where do Stupid. It's all the same.

Speaker: i all so he humans like Yeah. Oh my God, Connor. What's your cat doing over it? America. We're all the same here. It's okay. it's They're like neighbors. It's like three blocks. you guys are yeah with chinese who was so It's because my cat is on a world project, not just a country. I must conquer. Wally, we were all suspect, but nonetheless, he was cool. He was fun. You know, yeah you know what he kept it up. That's the that's the key. you stuck with they here kept it right

Speaker: Even if he was busting his balls, he didn't get mad. He didn't get all. oh yeah but ah Pierce, I don't know if you know this, but but but you got ask one in real life, he this is a caricature of what likeck is playing. he He's not old. He's really humble in real life. It's just i'm really a piece of shit asshole in real life. Oh, yeah, I'm really a great person. Everybody agrees. I would never say that. That's not something I would say. know no Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Trump.

Speaker: um donald j yes donald jake glomp you um ah yeah hey Hey, since we got Trump in the building, you know, always kids like us handle being so amazing and so great at everything we do. I hate to say it, but you don't compare. It's not what I've been saying. It's what the people say. The people say I'm pretty goddamn amazing. I mean, I am. The people lied to you. The people lied. I just like to tell you, you know, I've never been indicted on 47 charges of fuckery. I'm just saying. That you didn't do? That's why you'll never be the real champ.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. You gotta be the real champ. You gotta have the criminal record. Yeah, exactly. I have what they call street cred, okay? um um I really need to practice my Donald Trump voice. You got street cred? Did you get that street cred from daddy's wedding? Yeah. I lost all daddy's wedding. only only more all million fall um alone i'm like mood i don't know that's what's your mode for buddy you know i can't I can't even say that my pops gave me a dollar, let alone, I mean, the you know, pops has obviously helped me out. However, at the end of the day, and less than a million dollarss you know like I paid it all back. You know, it's like Donald Trump's dad was like, here's a million dollars, son. If you fail, don't worry.

Speaker: i'm only where where that came from i will give you a doover yeah come on just to ball you the golf world a moler first shadow of the day it's okay well and that's because glick youre you breakfast you're taskquatch most sasquatch fathers die at a certain age you know yeah you're god target or trump my but of i will ah you ah talking to me. I will make the Americans a great offer better than sleepy Joe could ever do. Your Donald Trump impersonation is like Jeff's Christopher Walken impersonation. My Christopher Walken. Look at you me doing an Indian impression is racist apparently.

Speaker: Welcome to the world. Hey, they got to the event took, uh, uh, what do you call a poo off the Simpsons? So that's how sensitive they are now. And they thought it was racist and he was on. Yeah, but it was racist because there's a white guy doing it. that's what they got pissed about yeah but it went for how many seasons before they took it off exactly it's been around for our generation like this generation is too sensitive to everything we grew up on the whole and yeah exactly thank you can go again know and also podcast champ i just want to say i always felt it was satire you know what i mean that's the whole concept of all exactly

Speaker: you know your family course mean the main character's yellow maybe a podcasts champion I just want to say before I leave jeff Jeff's impersonation of Crystal Fark and greatest impersonation ever think cob down brando who are you trying to be i don't know it's like

Speaker: Thank trident what are you fucking for it's like donald trump it's like trump not knowing if you want to see no biden or fucking marlon brando that's my person nation right what oh jarvis can you do what you're doing impression and since you're canadian no no one is that stupid no no you just have to be gay don't you jarvis 2024 what's wrong with being gay you.

Speaker: nothing yeah we ah shut up but hey i got my goop bands on buddy don't worry about it just crack me the fuck up tonight wendy But oh click did you know the guy that the the case that I'm covering right yeah one of the lawyers Actually was one of the lawyers of Kevin specie. Oh And that one worked well no that space no spy space yeah Oh no, he got away with. Yeah, but his career, he's lost his house. dude he Dude, he got, and that's what I hate about this country right now is, you know,

Speaker: it's always been in the in the judicial system guilty are innocent until prove even guilty but now now if you get from america butdy especially you day especially if you're if you're in the if you're in the spotlight if you're ah celebrity or something like that but guilty and until prisoners yeah yeah yeah about a week but I hate that shit because uh it's like look at Johnny Depp his after what Amber Heard said even though he was proven not guilty his his career has still hasn't that was before I heard right you lost his uh contract with Disney yep yep

Speaker: ah even though he whiy wanted to come back And he he did, I think, at one point, had talks with Disney to come back to do Pirates of the Caribbean. and then all would be know yeah know disney paid out the nose and he yeah He said he'd come back to do Pirates of the Caribbean, but it was not going to be cheap. Click your ghost here. fast swallow but that man is speaking fast As as the only person here's heres I gotta say and I'm gonna do my my walking on this You're talking to my guy all wrong it's wrong tone do it again a stab in the face with a soldering iron

Speaker: it's not getting the page side but ah got you bloody yeah sorry yeah able said ah not like steves okay comp appreciate you je looking at that That's the only guy and that's yeah on the panel or in the chat that has known me longer than Jeff Pierce is my first, was my first friend when I moved in with Pops and I moved out to at East Knox. So he was your boyfriend before I married you. Brian, are you fucking drunk that time or the whole time? You were my side chick. So your friend from 80 years ago?

Speaker: Yes. and like deserve that ah Way to insult two people with one insult. yeah yeah jesus Well played, Alyssa. You have to think long and hard about that in this classic. it It's good. Jeff, he left me for you. My personal favorite was the Big Bang Loud.

Speaker: yeah got It was actually like farting afterwards.

Speaker: Where did you go? Where did you go, Brian? Yeah, where did you go, Brian? and Don't take that as an invitation. Please stay in the chat. I thought i thought i thought that i thought that I was upgrading when I met Jeff and Wally. And you did. I taught you things that you didn't know. His time in the Navy served me well. yeah yeah However, however, Glick was was real Hawk 2 girl. Let me tell you. and i think that highest do um know like there's Like there's a lot of there's a lot of STDs that I never heard of, and there's a lot of prescriptions I never heard of. Let's be honest, we created some of them. Hey, hey, hey, you know good and damn well penicillin. Penicillin took care of most of it, right?

Speaker: ah Yeah. Yeah. jeff Jeff. Jeff was like the day we met. He was like, here, you're going to need these. And I was like, why are you giving me penicillin? He's like, just trust me. It was a few weeks later. I was like, hey Jeff, it burns when I pee. He's like, you know, that tells like get just take that. I call that a preemptive strike. so It was a point i it premeditated biological warfare.

Speaker: yeah have no idea how many countries are getting up bubbleers and not a yeah here but there's general pandemicmic too big and nobody knows By the way, you're welcome all for COVID. I'm just saying.

Speaker: i thought i was remember if i need you in a be she security number one day I remember the day when we were all scared of getting executed. I'm still scared of them. Yeah, you should be. I'm just saying, when I met Blake, you know what he did? No, the day I met Blake, you know what he did?

Speaker: No. I have all these saved up that I plan on bringing up tight. Jeff amuses himself and everybody else. That is what you did. you would like That presentation in front of speech class was. and You walked up and you said, oh, I'm the producer. I clocked to spit on that thing. I was like, oh, I have a new best friend. and but He's great for a slow night, let me tell you. Who would have thought I'd watch a bunch of movies, did a podcast, what now? I'm ready. that would be such's good friends As I've said a million times over, I didn't pick Jeff and I had no choice in the matter. Jeff walked up to me and said, you're my best friend. And I'm like, and I don't really even think I like you that much. He said, no choice. It's one of those things is like, you know, you go to prison, you're supposed to beat up the biggest guy. No, you can befriend them. And then they beat up everybody. And for two years, Jeff held my pocket.

Speaker: Yes, I do. like person break. I got it. and Hold my pocket, bitch. I got a pocket, John. I got a pocket. What you going to be doing that patient? I said, I like you and I want you to go take a shoot. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. What can I say? We can do this the easy way? Or the hard way? Or the hard See, Mr. Bruce Wayne, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. That sounded like Sean Connery. That did sound like Sean Connery. Yeah. john con hundred Sean Connery.

Speaker: great on conor see bruce lane I learned how to live with the darkness. You just molded it. junior i one of the do bill vain again i don't have you guys um no i have one But I will find you and I will. Hey, bang hey bang say welcome to the rock. Welcome to the rock. yeah can't do that in

Speaker: so mr burswa you learn to moul the rock I was on the rock ever such a close za sea terrib weird with hopepe already sean Sean Connery and the godfather it was good up good it was good up until my

Speaker: Okay, you know what Jeff I got your fucking explained for you motherfucker. Yeah, what? Yeah, Jeff. Oh, that I it. What happened? got quiet went on and i got i a build up and then it point a that's okay steven i got something for you okay hold on i'm gonna i'm gonna email you guys or really really need to see this you know what you know what jeff uh

Speaker: Click may say a lot of bad things. Don't mess with the master. You totally redeem yourself, bro. Why do you think he asked me on here? I could never be there in about 30 seconds. Every bad thing I say about you, Jeff, in one episode, you validate everything I said. Congratulations, jackass. Good job, dude. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. Boy, no one likes you. But it's just a what? so Oh wait, did it end?

Speaker: Hands down. The way Jeff does like this, it reminds me of fucking Chris Tucker and fucking Rush Hour when he's trying to teach Jackie Chan the words to the song War. that why does it go and no yeah more yeah yeah um but I love Jackie Chan, but when he was doing the over, uh, over puncy nation of fucking that's that y 'all was needed to work on the pronunciation of as an okay okay fucking creepy Connor. I get it. I'm sorry. I didn't fucking graduate from fucking Ohio state. Sorry. Neither did I. I just haven't graduated.

Speaker: yeah graduate like email yeah shean like you were just handing out the diplomas they're like you get a diploma you get a diploma that's how it worked in high school if you think i'm getting a college diploma you are sadly mistaken yeah kind conor even that back then was tripping over stairs

Speaker: I missed it! Damn it, I missed it! I need a scroll! i got to just Fair enough. Fair enough.

Speaker: but

Speaker: I'm working on something else. No, that's funny. I've had that for weeks and I haven't got to use it properly. I finally got to use it. Steven's finally told a bad joke again. i um out learned just for that

Speaker: i'm so fucking hot and as all this i got something for sounds like a you problem conor ah you know what a lista alyssa nobody asked you listen you have a big window back there can you not open it um um outside the meetings inside why would i open the the the the fuckco We're staring in a big window right there. You don't do a lot. It's 95 degrees out, Jeez. It's called network Jeff, but you do really good at memes, brother. That's like opening up a window to cool down in India. Like, it's still hot. I don't know, I'm not from India, so there you go.

Speaker: what do you know It's like... hell's waiting room is a nice way to put it was that i wasn't trying to aim i wasn't trying to whisper it no i wasn't even born in india my ancestors are from india but i'm not from there i'm from singapore so from more country asian country really yep i was born in india you know nice conservative are in india

Speaker: and That makes it never the irony from that yeah Calm down boys and calm down, bro. Sorry. Sorry Brian My name is Rashid and I'm from New Delhi, India Okay, Frank calm down. All right she Or I got us boys straight out

Speaker: we're totally now after hundred and i was just playing the soundboard i'm sure trying find yeah who is frank finally got to No, but how many how many episodes are we on I have no idea how long how long did you live in Singapore? I lived there since I was 10 and then I came here when I was 10 to Canada. so so being And I'm almost 40 now. I was going to say, how old are you? So so being that it was 10, you can barely remember. I go back every four years. Is it really poor as they say, otherwise it would be single rich, right?

Speaker: Oh, they're they're rich out there. They got everybody there from all parts of Canada, like everywhere we around the world. It's a real it's real melting pot. Yeah. They got Germans. Germans that came out there and built, like, there's stadiums and stuff there. yeah Australians that did their, ah what do you call their architectures there? It's it's just multiverse from, like, everything in there. and so know so it's not their money for yeah it's it's the like most expensive place to live at in what and in in the area in in singapore yeah yeah no why do we call it singapore why not sing yeah which Singapore is because of my culture and we speak a language called Tamil. And when they first found this island, it was this country was actually an island. It was an island at first. So this king from India obviously found the island and then he saw a lion. In my language, we call a lion Singam. So that's why they named it Singapore.

Speaker: There's a one lion. That's why the natural ah animal is a lion. yeah So you see the statue in Singapore. Big lion with the water coming down. Did He saw that one lion and he's like, okay, I'm going to colonize this island and call it this. So that's how the history came about. Do you speak the language? I speak it fluently. Okay, i have a I have a question for you, Jeeves. So seeing that obviously, you're as you said, your ah your ancestors were from India, but you lived in Singapore. I've noticed that in the countries that I've gone to and visited, for the most part, the local populace is slightly, we'll say exclusionary, towards foreigners,

Speaker: including including white people. Is that true for people who are not white? or just not from the area? No. Like not originally from there. Yeah. Because a lot of foreigners are not down there now. It used to be exclusive to the people that were born there and stuff like that, right? There's four different languages down there that they speak, which is our national languages there, right? So you got English, you got Malay, you got Tamil, and then you got English. I mean, Chinese Mandarin is the other language.

Speaker: enterance hard. I'd love to learn. So there's four different languages. If you look at the coin from Singapore, you'll see all four languages on the coin itself. That's pretty cool. All four. pretty cool being So it's versatile. You know, it used to be an Island and then it became a country. And then during the war time, people flooded all in there. That's how like, Oh, um my grandfather came through to the during the Japanese war. That's how they came to Singapore. When you see it as a dictatorship, what's that

Speaker: but would you see it as a dictatorship because a lot of western countries for example would say that kind of um that i meanist i think it's more of like da out dickul and a lot of people say there actator

Speaker: I think that was, that was ah Singapore was the only safest country. That's why Donald Trump decided to go talk to Kim Jong in Singapore because he knows nothing will happen there. And he had to be right in Singapore because it was more more of the safest countries ever. but missieur and It was not anywhere else that were in a war right there and then either one of the countries would start going. interesting And that's why he that's why Donald Trump picked Singapore as his thing saying, do not bomb us pretty much. our

Speaker: you know because if they bond, if they bond, what do you call it, nuclear bond in America, then they will get some part of it, obviously, because we are so close. I'm just saying. Don't you guys say nonsensical nonsense doesn't teach you this? Exactly. Welcome to history, Naino. Wouldn't you guys think like the entire ah nuclear bomb fight is kind of like bullshit yeah I think it's kind of a waste of time. Yeah, I think it's I think it's kind of a bullshit because it's like it's not gonna be good with Yeah, it's a waste of money and what happened But but im like if if you know we've all seen the scenario, I mean we've all seen dr. Strangelove and how I Stop you learn to stop worrying and love the bomb. It's it's a no -win situation exactly

Speaker: nobody's gonna win that situation he he was just trying to prove his point on something that's all he was doing he's not I don't think he's stupid enough just to go do that you know what I mean all right he's just threatening to get something out of it or you know prove a point about something it's kind of like what Steven says yeah it's kind of big talk right where boys go so so I guess his it's a little funky tonight but we we were we were talking i no yeah one yeah like about i stopped listening um you know but We were talking about Apu earlier, right? But what about South Park? About Chef. That guy left. all No, he died. Isaac Hayes died.

Speaker: yeah i said yeah

Speaker: I'm confused by this comment. Yeah, so am I. But Frank, no, um Isaac Hayes did not leave South Park. He died during the making. He died during. I missed it. I was. with you guys I thought that he left because he had a political dispute. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Internet's being funky, but stop talking. First and foremost, if I if I walk away or if I madam you know better, we don't do politics on you. We're not doing politics. We were talking about just question where Jeeves is from. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's all. Because he's actually from sing he was born in Singapore.

Speaker: And you were asking if he spoke the language, why it's called Singapore, things like that. And it was called, if, correct me if I'm wrong, Jeeves, but it was called Singapore because the guy that found it saw a line and said, there you go. Yeah. See? He just said, there you go. Well, pretty much. This is pretty much. Seriously, to be honest, that's what it was written in the book. And that's what they taught us. I'm not joking. so why was it He was just exploring, this king was just exploring to find a different place. So he found this island and he's like, oh, I love this island. And he saw a the lion there and he's like, okay, I'm going to call this island whatever. And then that's when he built up to become a country. And then the language that the king spoke lion was, was Tamil that I speak Tamil that comes from, from India, a South part of India. most kind of say Not politics, history, motherfucker.

Speaker: Yeah, we were talking history and then the only reason it came up because of, uh, because I said, Donald Trump went to Singapore to talk with Kim Jong and settled. a right so Oh, that's why that came out. Yeah, Chris, you know, maybe ask some questions Singapore is like, the I wouldn't say any more is safe, but it used to be saved like 10 years ago, but i that was, what I was going to ask you, should you visited once every, every you like four years? you ah Do you ever miss Singapore? Would you ever move back? No. Or live there permanently? Nope. The reason is because that country is metropolitan and it's a very rushed country. It just goes, goes, goes, goes, never stops. So it's like so yeah you don't get to like sit back and relax. It's so expensive that you have to work. My counselors and all of them work like two, three jobs. They're able to keep whatever they got.

Speaker: ask It's crazy. Most of them, um most of the original Singaporeans just pretty much just left the country and went somewhere else. It's like three people from originally there. i'm I'm actually fourth generation. My parents were third generation. I'm fourth generation. and Singapore is only like 55, I think years old. That's older. I'm fourth generation born. Yeah, that's kind of cool. So you guys were there from the start. Yeah. So but but my parents pretty much built that country before they moved out of it. pretty amazing Just build it up. Not like, all right, deuces, we're out. Yeah, because the government just changed it around and just been being an asshole. So we just left. So like I said, I walked away and then I was trying to figure out ladies comments. I didn't know what was going on. I was like, what the hell? I leave for two seconds and you guys start fucking up.

Speaker: but

Speaker: and Oh, because I called him the black Stephen Hawking. That was just a joke. That was just the way he was sitting. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker: No, I did not know that. I didn't know Singapore was that young. I thought it was been around longer than that. I thought it was more than the state. Yeah. No, no. Only 50 years. Yeah, it's one of those things, but that's the Western now and education coming in. Yeah, that's the Western education at work right there. If it's not in the States, we don't learn about it. you know we we yeah there's no no history Throughout the years, there's been a lot of histories down there. Like a lot of different countries have invested their money in Singapore. what Was it before Singapore though? Was it just abandoned? It was just an island. It's just an island. It wasn't even a country, it was nothing. It was just a piece of land that was sitting right there.

Speaker: this king came in and I made it a country. all it It was literally nothing. It was just forest. It was just a forest with Alan. And that's it. So so it's like, all world you know, Tom Hanks was there and then this came in. Just like how, how like, you know, Christopher, um whoever found out, they were exploring Wilson. pretty speaking Wilson Wilson got away from Tom Hanks. He went over to this games like I found us a spot, bro He went by himself that King actually went by himself he didn't go with no one else he just went by himself that's what they Because because like a king traveling by himself that's like that's a rare thing

Speaker: Yeah, it's like it's like ah whoever found the ah Canada was looking for India and he thought of Canada was India and he saw these red Indians like okay i'm I'm claiming this land same thing Way to go Christopher Columbus you fucked up again Like a king to travel by himself that's kind of a big deal yeah Regardless especially it's only 50 years ago yeah You would expect the guy to use a compass. No, but you know what I mean? like like Because you're you're the king. you know yeah You don't have a bodyguard or something because you're a king. you You're in charge of a country or or or a province or whatever. and go i like Most kings don't go to the fucking John by themselves. He probably just wanted to go somewhere. so he just I don't blame him. He probably didn't like the right privacy.

Speaker: he probably didn't like the life of where he was living or whatever and he just wanted to get away from but people maybe i'm not sure that wasn't written in the history book so i have no idea but i'm that's what i'm assuming like you know i'm over everybody just didn't like the thing that then he wanted to go explore and build his own whatever colonist or whatever Was he like the king's brother actually? And then he just became king when he found out? I mean, that's an option as well, because he's like, fuck my brother. I'm going to hang on. Listen, when I was learning this history, that's the kind of questions I was asking. Yeah, exactly. It was not written on the book at all. I swear to God. It's like the worst day in our history. And that's why they thought... Listen, you might be king, but your brother found an island, so...

Speaker: so I'm not saying you lost your spot, but you lost your spot. Seriously? Well, apparently, I gotta get going because everybody's getting ready to go to bed here. Don't kill anybody, Jeff. Don't practice. I can't. I don't have a screen on my laptop. I have to use this computer screen. So anyways, we'll talk to you later, folks. I'm out. Later, Jeff. Bye, Jeff. Bye, Jeff. Well, here goes Frank and Jeff at the same time. What the hell? Yeah, I don't know. Now we're left with the terrible three and Jeeves and Alyssa. Alyssa's not going to add to the conversation, so might as well not even include her in the list. Click on his other world. listen He's in his own world.

Speaker: yeah Alyssa said two words today and they were to insult me. No. retir I was so confused. I came back and I said like these comments. I'm like, what the hell is even going on right now? It was what Frank was saying. Yeah, it was what? Fudge Knuckles. Everyone laughed about it. No one's feelings were hurt. We were okay.

Speaker: If anybody's feelings got hurt, please feel free to express said hurt feelings. I think Jeeves would have told Frank to fuck off if he didn't like what he said. So I can tell Jarvis to go fuck himself because it's probably Jarvis' fault if he hurt anybody. Oh, yeah, of course. 100%. No, it was kind of ignorant, you know, if you didn't know anything, you could ask, right? Don't just assume. And that's why he said whatever that's why, like he said.

Speaker: And that's why Jeff was asking the questions and stuff, and I was explaining it to him. So, you know. Well, I mean, to think Singapore and China were two different countries, but the same thing was, yeah, that was kind of asinine, but... Yeah, exactly. That's two different countries. yeah Wait, isn't China a dictatorship? No, it's communist, buddy. Calm down. Yeah, exactly. Like, learn your history before you ask the question, right? or but that's how you learn and ask questions to learn i ask questions fucking questions because i don't know

Speaker: but no still doesn't learn He knows the answer. He just wanted to be a dickhead. The fucker Sam came in here and I went right at him. As soon as I heard his voice, I went right at him. I don't Well, that's how you learn. You gotta ask questions to learn. I ask a lot of stupid fucking questions because I don't know. know if he's really Italian or not. I know that was a question that was like, I don't know if he's a real Italian or he was just trolling. and whatever but i mean we all went on him too we all went on like i wait bused busting balls i don't know he he was busting back anyway so yeah it's two ways break if he don't do the other way then obviously he's getting up there all right everybody hey it's this is this is uh this is uh pre -range ball busting everybody's welcome to bust balls i would love to hear jeeves roast the hell out of somebody because it's so out of characters for that character for you jeez yeah i don't story that character

Speaker: Roasting the hell out of somebody I would lose my shit I would do that if I get really pissed then I will go at somebody other than that. No or laid back is going Right, I would absolutely lose my shit that would be the coolest thing ever in the CG Roast mode I got you I Fucking say anything you stupid cunt you were thinking

Speaker: yeah there he goes again with this saquatch fucking mind powers again fucking and ah galleticlexxiunt cool so court a k no jeeves if you can do that expert you know if you were offended in any way shape or form by anything that happened tonight I will, I will apologize for the network. And, you know, we love having you on here where I'm always asking you to come up here. Yeah, I hardly come up. Yeah, I know you hardly come up. So, you know, if you were offended at all tonight, I apologize for the entire network. and We never mean to offend anybody. We break everybody's balls. Everybody gets their balls busted. I mean, Connor, we're calling his name is sleepy Connor. I'm Donald J glump. Numb nuts is the the ghost of Jeff because he's an idiot.

Speaker: And we haven't figured out how to spell Jerishi yet, so... Yes, I like you, lady. We just make fun of Cherubishi just because we can look at him. He's an easy target. in fact Which is exactly what Alyssa thought when she was walking out when she was in the parking lot looking for her next victim. And she's like, there's an easy target. I'll take it. It wasn't even a parking lot. Nice try though. All she did was walk up and say hi and Jarvis was like,

Speaker: girls never talk to me you You want to go home together? She's like, oh yeah. And you're never going to get married. this If just become boyfriend to girlfriend. No, no. Did you just get into that cage like a good boy? Yes, you did. Good boy.

Speaker: Hey, she got she's got cattle frauds. I sent her a new one. Hopefully you'll get that soon. and I sent her a new cattle fraud. It's a little bit stronger. berwin jar cut why Well, she got those new, uh, rubber bands that you use on bulls testicles. So thanks for that one. Let's see. you gonna I assumed that those were long gone. and trying to figure out how there's not honor it Yeah. I carry those in my non -existent purse. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how not to get shadow banned for sharing the tasing videos that Alyssa sends me all the time. Jarvis was a bad boy today. This is what I had to do to punish him. I think that is tiny little K.

Speaker: Yeah, don't worry. jerry b sheet The cattle frauds that that Glick sent Alyssa are from the the shelving units and behind Rock Lee. Is that what those were? I was wondering. Not behind Rock, behind fucking Glazen.

Speaker: I was wondering why those look so familiar. I was like, wait, what the fuck? I use that one as a pacifier. You.

Speaker: the the the the jes it went around the network first click ju first ah listen elissa comes into the room he jarvis she's like time for nine night here's your pass

Speaker: Hang on. It's still warm. I'll be right back. I think we've reached a new repulsive level here. This ain't even the worst we've been repulsive on this. Don't worry, Stephen. I had corn last night.

Speaker: Getting them a tasty little snack. You get calories today. Stephen was like, ooh, I've been a good boy. I got corn today. I got corn today, Jenn.

Speaker: got corn and peanuts for you. I'm going impersonations, John. What? Stop trying to do impersonations. Just be like me. Just just make up voices. I don't want to be like you. Steven, you don't have to be any more like him. You just need to be less likely. I don't want to be the guy from fucking trailer park, boys. sam going don be like click Just be less like yourself.

Speaker: but You suck Jarvis, stop being yourself. It's basically what Connor just said. Jarvis, do better. Don't try to be like anybody else, just stop being like yourself. but I tried that, but then everyone told me step away from the lead. I was still trying to figure out, there's so much step away from the lead. Who told you that? I'll go punch him in the face right now. That would have made good content. Yeah, I was gonna fucking, I was gonna live stream it and Glick's just like, come away from the ledge. You have so much to live for. what What are you talking about? He didn't hurt that. from that lead's my

Speaker: good all the livess that you've been living in ah Glick was like, how to save a life. Where did I go wrong? I should have pushed Jerveeshi off the ledge. Go off the cliff. Oh, wait, wait, wait, everyone, we can't say that people will get mad if we say talk about that. Sorry, sorry, everyone. Yeah, wait, so um so I need more beer. I think I won't push Jerry off the ledge. Are you kidding me? I'll kick his knees out and prep them for you.

Speaker: First of all, you'd have to learn how to walk to get to where I have to be there on the ledger. There are such things as elevators. they they have they have They have handicap accessibility. There's even a ramp that goes off the roof for people like me.

Speaker: So what's Brian bitching about in fucking Snapchat now? I don't know.

Speaker: He's heading out blocks or something. ah yeah hu chair i also come from I also watched my phone, Girovichi. It wasn't that I lost my phone. It's just my phone decided to have a fucking heart attack. Oh, I can't find mine. I thought that I brought it with me to the Children's Museum this morning and then Now I can't find it. Connor, what the fuck are you doing around a children's museum? They've already told you you can't come. Connor, are you Android or Apple? Apple. Why are you not using Find My Device, then? Because I don't have any other devices that are connected to my phone. Oh. Well, that's your first issue.

Speaker: like them all I have a phone. That's all I need. My wife has a phone, an Apple watch and an iPad. I don't need it. Why don't you, why didn't you have it connected with your wife's stuff? that Because i I didn't know that was a thing. Yeah, you can have it as a family or she can ask you for family and then she can find your shit. What? what You know, if you're connected to the thing, if but anything your phone gets stolen or anything like that, you could wipe the whole phone off. mar right and See, no, they're definitely nudie pics of my wife on there. Some if some kid found my phone, figured out how to hack it. Hey, mom, I went to the children's museum and found nudie pics of some dude's wife.

Speaker: The child's father. Let me, you let me see. The child's father. Hold on one second. Let me, let me see that. I gotta use this for research. yeah You know, you know, with the new AI that's coming out, it's pretty stupid. They have this thing where you can actually hide certain things so people can't go into certain apps when you hand a phone to a kid or somebody. I mean, that's smart. kind of Yeah, but then they also gonna fuck it up for people like you're a significant other or somebody Like oh, I can't get into this. Why are you hiding this away? That's gonna cause a lot of you know, that kind of thing is also but it's also good I Don't know that's what I'm looking at right now. um i'm I'm trying to figure out I don't know what Brian's talking about Neither do I

Speaker: I thought he was saying he was blocked on here. I was about to be like, no, yeah I thought he was blocked on here as well. I don't, I don't, I don't know what he he was on here. Never even fucking said a thing and just bounced. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what he's, and to figure out I how to find the people. people ah Thanks for the warning Connor. Everyone be quiet. Connor may fall down some steps.

Speaker: but

Speaker: I thought said you're going. He he has actually fallen off a chair and on camera. oh yeah he learned He learned never to copy or make fun of Jeff.

Speaker: so okay It's okay. Jeff's been in the different rooms of his house, sitting in toilets and stuff. I'm like, why the hell is there a toilet behind you, bro? Oh, I'm in my toilet, streaming. Click those.

Speaker: We used to bust this ball for that shit. What are you going to do, man? What are you going to do, man? He's like, I could be shitting while I'm talking to you guys and you won't smell shit. i was like one

Speaker: Brian, you're not blocked on the Facebook page. I think he's drunk and he got blocked on another Facebook page. incredible i done He must have found a different one. are you I think one of the other ones are not on our Facebook page. That was a group page that you're in. I think he got blocked on that group page. They didn't like you. There's nothing that they only said, Mark, we were all trying to figure out why you came in and left. Yeah.

Speaker: What the fuck? No, the only bad thing about it is like, excuse me. a the The only sucky thing about getting the new phone and all that was I was like, ooh, hey, Android watch, I need that. But did you? No. Did you get it anyways? Yes. He wanted to be cool like his wife. Well, that'll never happen. That's why I bought this fucking big ass tablet. You're right. That will never happen because you're an Android user. OK, calm down there.

Speaker: it so i hit the link that i put yeah You know, brian i used to yeah i used to be like that and be like oh you're an android user kind of thing when the very beginning stages but now i don't give a fuck anymore i'm like you and pick but yeah because i actually don't care i'm just i don't care anymore but it was like that the culture was like that back like when first you know yeah you know, there are fucking shallow people out there today that will not date a certain person because they're either Android or their fucking iPhone. Yeah, that used to be a thing. Not anymore. It used to be a thing, but not anymore. I don't see that like in the past. yeah I don't care what your phone is a personally, but.

Speaker: ah I don't like iPhones. It's a personal preference thing. I'm not gonna use one. I think they're an inferior. Okay, we we know you got all this money to buy a fucking iPhone. Good for you. Fucking you could have used it on something different. I hate Yeah, I hate iPhones. I hate them. I could never figure out an iPhone. Alyssa's like, hey, check out my iPhone. I'm like, cool, I can't figure it out. See, it to me, iPhones seem more user -friendly than Android. The newest iPhone is like four years behind technology. No. ah wow On the Android. And they're like, oh, we have a titanium phone and iPhone users are like, we're going to buy it for ten thousand dollars because it's titanium. And you know what? Your screen's still going to break if you breathe on it. Yeah. And then they're going to. I'm pretty. I'm pretty.

Speaker: I'm pretty harsh on my phones and I have yet to break the screen of an iPhone. I have shattered so many androids. I have broke i would call an iPhone once and that was the iPhone SR and literally broke in the corner at first and I was like, okay, I'm not gonna get it fixed, whatever, blah, blah, blah. And next thing you know, i'm silly me had a fumbly hand and I dropped it and the whole thing went crack all the way across. I was like, oh, shit oh and I didn't have Apple Care at that time. And I was like, wow. So it cost me like 200 bucks to get it all fixed up. but

Speaker: i learned lesson I learned my lesson from that one, so now I i get AppleCare. yeah um'm um I used to use PC, I used to be on Android, I had a Note 3, Samsung, I had a Samsung S3 before, so I'm both ended. Now I'm fully Apple just because my ecosystem and my work is all around Apple now. So I don't want to switch off of it because everything works together for me. So exactly grab I them in the ecosystem. i'm I'm done. And that's it.

Speaker: So yeah, I don't know. I just, I don't, I just don't, uh, I don't care what phone you use. I'm not going to, it's, it's like that age old argument, like Jeff, because and not, not like literally mad at me. But I'm not gonna have to debate with you over Ford Chevy or Dodge. I don't care if you like it, fucking drive it. If you like your cell phone, fucking use it. I hate it. I hate iPhones. i don't I don't think they're user friendly. I think they're a giant pain in the ass to try to do anything on it. and and

Speaker: I enjoyed this uh is a better product in my opinion but if somebody uses an iPhone it's like I'm gonna pick a fight with them. Well you son of a bitch. I see you with your iPhone. We don't like your kind around here you iPhone fuckers. No that there there there was in the past like Maybe two three years ago. Yeah, that was people like that. Oh, I know. Yeah, there was. There was. But you don't see that anymore because the technology has changed a lot. And it's. You know, there's no need for it having that argument anymore, you know.

Speaker: because they're almost similar now even even now. Even now, they are iPhones with the new software. They're basically having an almost open platform, just like the Android system, pretty much, where you can do a lot of things with it now. So they're opening it up for a lot of people now. And plus, they're getting sued, too. So they're like, OK, we have to change up everything. you know hey They have a huge lawsuit against other companies right now that they're fighting through. Hey Jeeves, how much did your webcam cost? Because I've been looking at getting a webcam

Speaker: Um, my webcam is actually built into my display right now and I've used an Apple display. So that cost me about close to three grand. Just the display, the display. Yeah. It's the Apple display. Obviously it's the Apple studio display. Okay. So when the new Mac studio came out, I bought, I bought the display and the next studio and it was been working great for me, for my workflow. So. But I do streaming myself, and I use a different system. I have a $5 ,000 camera, which I put up, and I do a capture card, a good cheap capture card that I buy from Amazon, and I just run that through OBS and everything, and it works fine for me. I have green screens and stuff. I have a full screen. Yeah, I got full screen. That is my so racist, Glick.

Speaker: but

Speaker: sex is racist so i don't I don't know the first thing about OBS. I just hear that yeah you'll you'll hear other streamers be like I'm on OBS and if nobody else OBS is free and you can do a lot more things that same thing like a stream lab and stuff you pay for Yes, I feel like are probably the two easiest to use I Yeah. If you know about video editing and stuff like that, and a little bit of audio editing, you can do the same thing on OBS and stream lab. So like, there's a lot of programs, a lot of stuff. No, actually to set up my OBS, it took me yeah at least about two to three days just to get it right. You know? Yeah. So I said, you're, you're, you're, you're way more professional than I am. I like, I got a computer with a camera.

Speaker: That works. i like I'm a videographer slash photographer. for yeah that's what i do for yeah And then then I also do in the audio industry where I do engineering and stuff like that. So I know. Yeah, you need it. You need it. Well, I'm in the i'm the business of media pretty much. And I do all the bathroom work. like My camera works and the microphone works. i'm I'm happy. I don't need any extra. So, you know, I deal with enough stuff, but you need it. And, and, and, you know, you yeah, for my workflow, I need all that stuff. So I don't understand that stuff. That's why I have no dog in the fight. So I'm not going to, I'm not going to shoot on somebody for using, uh, OBS or stream labs or, or chalamel good for yeah radio videoography. gold bla In this, in this day of era, whatever works for you, go and use it.

Speaker: well you got Whatever program you have learned, if that's your workflow that you think, go for it. Yeah. and that Now they have tutorials on fucking OBS and all that, how to like learn and all that shit. And it's just like, yeah it's so strange seeing some of that software being broken down. Like granted, I'm almost like Glick. I'm fucking, you know, I'm not Saskatchewan or fucking Jesus. Just say it, your computer literate. Yeah, thank you. I'm computer illiterate. Like I turned on the computer and I go, yay, I did something for the day. Now I need to go jump off a fucking bridge. I'm more, more technical kind of guy so I can go in the background and do things like that. So I'm more tech savvy. What did you say? So Benji said, what's the computer? I've had one of those 20 years. Benji's actually right because the word computer is now going away.

Speaker: Because everything anything anything technology now can be called a computer, right? Like an iPad can do what a computer can do, but it's not a computer. It's an iPad, right? That's what that's I'm saying. Yeah. So the word Benji is right. What is a computer? anymore now right back then in the 90s you could say a computer okay it's a pc or it's this or that now you can now in this generation you can't really say question what is nobody can answer that no anymore the definition of computer is changed completely so but it's a technological device that controls the human yeah but then it is going to do it all now

Speaker: go to grocery store. Everything is done by the thing. So, you know, the cashiers are all gone out of business now. um with me it's exactly I'm telling you the apocalypse is coming. It is. It is totally 10 years and going to be everything is done. a i Everyone makes fun of me for having my gold bag. and knowing what i'm doing when we're leaving here okay connor better even you the military even the militaries that verrna gone the ai they don't even do

Speaker: use a dead plane anymore they use a drone to go shoot or bomb places and um's sitting in there nobody dies from it only the opponent dies Connor, nobody cares that you have a to -go bag and a plane. You have no legs, so you're not going to be able to do anything. Listen, listen. Here's the thing, though. know When AI starts shooting, they won't be able to see me because I'll be low crawling. That'll be my only way of moving anyway. So I'll be safe while you guys can stop. Anybody that's a gamer or into zombie movies or play zombie video games, Connor is what we like to call in the gaming world a crawler.

Speaker: And listen, I like to play that zombies on Call of Duty, right? yeah That's the bomb. Shoot zombies in the head. you know Like Call of Duty and and Modern Warfare. Have you played the new one? I like the other one, live Life for Dead. Left 4 Dead. Left 4 Dead, yeah. yeah's going ah You go into an infected or in an infested building with the zombies and you have to shoot the little pod things. And then when you when you shoot the pods, one of these fucking zombies or a few of these zombies will fall out of the ceiling and they got no legs. That's fucking hard. So what happened? Someone like Steven, like a quadriplegic.

Speaker: like Steven. What happens if one of them gets fit? Do they retain their ability to use their super smart wheelchair or do they just sit there and drool? I want brains. Give me brains. Calm down. You're not. That's all it's going to be like walking dead. Be like the walking dead. The wheelchair dead.

Speaker: a The rolling dead. Oh, my. well Walking dead. That was a zombie on the wheelchair. And they and they actually killed it. Kind of what he know how to use the finger thing that makes it the wheelchair move forward and backward. like Obviously, it's not going to sit there in tight with its eyeballs. But like. Control the with his fucking mouth. He has the ability to know how to do that. No. Or would he just bite the goddamn mouthpiece? You just see Steven Hawking in a fucking wheelchair? You're just going to breathe into the mouthpiece and go, oh, your chair's going to be as retarded as you. Your chair's going to be going, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I don't know what the hell I'm supposed to do. All the guys saying is, ooh, ooh.

Speaker: but Connor's the zombie that nobody kills because we feel bad. maybe We keep him as a pet. All Stephen Hawking's wheelchairs doing is going around in fucking circles. Connor's the first zombie in all zombie history that dies of starvation. Ehydration and just dies. yeah Starvation and dehydration. Connor's like, is that a dead zombie? Did anybody kill that? No, he just couldn't eat. He would die on his own.

Speaker: and

Speaker: Did you, Glick, did you see the new trailer for the zombies for Black Ops 6 or the new Black Ops game? Dude, I've watched everything for Black Ops 6. I'm so excited. Yeah. Dude, I'm so excited. I don't have to buy another Call of Duty game. Yeah, game pass. yeah People are people are fucking. Yeah, it depends on which movie. I received that for $70 and it's going to be free on the game pass as soon as it's launched. Yeah. And you're paying $70. Have you seen the PlayStation people right now? ah dude They are losing their fucking mind. And it's just like and like I've always said this and I've told Glick this and i I'm sure so he does this. Yeah.

Speaker: i'm I'm sure Jeeves would agree with this. Xbox has told you multiple times, Sony. They will help you do this. All you have to do is say, yeah, we'll work with you. And you can have all that. and Sony players are like well, sorry Xbox, you know like Xbox then do a state of play or something this year or they didn't do it when PlayStation did it and every PlayStation person came out of the fucking sewer and went like See Xbox is losing. They're losing the war Yeah, I mean honestly you could literally play all those games on a PC right now and

Speaker: Yeah, pretty much. As long as you have Steam, please download it. Yes, the Steam is monopolizing. I love it. They're taking over, and they even have their own consoles that you can play on your TV and shit. Steam ain't really monopolizing, though. They're not taking other companies. They're not taking other. They've been their own yeah yeah entity, that's all. It's not like jeff is just really good at it. on So that's basically what my places are trying to do, become their own identity. They don't want my Microsoft coming in and you're not taking up all the things because they already developing other things. Yeah. Fuck you, Microsoft. Yeah. I don't i don't know ah if this is a rumor or not, but I think X Microsoft is going to take, well, even though for all the people that don't know this, Xbox and Microsoft are the same company.

Speaker: But Microsoft wants to change the name from Xbox to Microsoft gaming. Yeah, because they just fired and like closed down a lot of their gaming studios right now. And I was like, what the hell is that? Well, once Phil once Phil left it, that was the end. Yeah, it was. And now Rockstar, you know, with GTA and everyone going like, oh, if GTA doesn't do this and all that, I'm like, yeah i so you have another. It's just another GTA game. Like, just be happy it's another game. That's all. But it looks cool. Yeah, GTA is the new one. You weren't all excited for GTA. You were like, I'm going to spend $147 ,000 on my games. But it's not going to be that price. Everyone that said it was going to be $100 for the standard edition of GTA has been proven wrong.

Speaker: no No, no, it's not. It's they're going to sell the game at the same price, but add -ons you just buy whatever onto it. Here's the thing. Are going to buy all the add -ons and wind up. um odds and dollars and do Why would I buy that? ah Why would I buy the all the add -ons? That's like Bryant. it's the same that's already That's like, that's like Bryant. That's all they get you with the games. but yeah and soon i um yeah done life came i met and i was like I got the game pass. Madden comes out in October.

Speaker: by november news i give up yeah You know, I'm not buying Madden anymore. I haven't bought Madden in five or six years because I have the ultimate game pass. It comes out October by November, December Madden is free on the game pass and Madden is still Madden. It's the same game. And now they're trying to entice you with NCAA coming back. And they're like, if you pre -order, and you spend whatever it is, 70, 80 bucks. a hundred and fifty micro Well, NCAA is going to be free a month or two after it's released anyway. It's not. Yes, it is sort of um past because it's an EA game. It may be on game pass, but they're not making that free right away. No, not in two months. I've marked my words within two, three months. NCAA will be free on game pass. Maybe three months. yeah like wow

Speaker: Every every franchise with EA sports within two or three months is free FIFA. Yeah, I'm mad. Yeah. have to put your Yeah, it doesn't have the FIFA name anymore because FIFA doesn't want to be yeah would so associate with them. So it's something or another within a couple of months of it coming out and everybody dropping all that money on it. It's free on the ultimate game pass, which we have as as Xbox players. We have ultimate game pass. because $16 a month and all the free games you get. um they could raise that have to twenty bucks a month in a day oh they have

Speaker: I'm pretty sure they're going to increase that soon. swing math a All companies are doing it already now. so I have no problem. i pay And I'm paying for mine and and and my stepson's game pass. It was a birthday present that I got him last year. And I told him, you know what? Every year I'm going to keep this for you. I'll pay it. Don't worry about it. yeah i ah Right now I'm paying $32 a month, $33 a month for both game passes. So I'm not mad at it. Why? Because of all the free games you get, man. And now they introduced the cloud gaming. And you don't even have to download the game. You can play on the cloud.

Speaker: Yeah. And as long as you have good internet, you have a very good internet. You would be a good bit in it. Yeah, you would be a fucking idiot not to take. And I tell you what, if you go to if you go to Best Buy and you buy a $15 Bluetooth Xbox controller that links up to your phone, you can pay the game. That's on your phone. You can probably even play on a fucking tablet now. there's Yeah. Yeah. If you yeah you can. Not a Game Pass app. A lot of times we we go to PA and I take my, I have a Bluetooth controller. I take it with me. And like when Nikki and I first started Dayton, uh, when I would go see her in PA and she had to work, I watched TV and I had my Bluetooth controller. And I was playing, uh, technician games off the pass on my, on my, on my own. That's a hell of a deal, man. You'd be a fool.

Speaker: Take advantage of it. And then all the new releases you you wait a few months and it's like oh, it's free That's like me and Me and Brian's dad got into it one day because he's like well game pass is too expensive and I'm like dude It's sixteen dollars a fucking month. If you can't spend sixteen dollars a month on something that cheap. You shouldn't be a gamer It's sixteen dollars a month Make it $20 a month and I'm happy still. yeah I'm happy. yeah It's yeah $20 a month Because not only can I play it on Xbox? But I can play it when I get my gaming PC too because I got ultimate It's $20 a month and that's too expensive, but you'll spend 80 bucks to pre -order the NCAA or the new Call of Duty 6 or whatever like

Speaker: Oh, I'll, I'll never I'll with garbage. I'm just saying in general, ah when, when I talked to you about the whole me pre -ordering NCAA, I, I told you once they said the credit, once, once the creative team mode was going to be in fucking EA for the college game, I told you even before Madden 25 was coming out, I said, they will have it maybe not this year, but next year. yeah actually told week No, they're already putting it in the game this year using the same team builder that uh college sports is gonna have Oh, okay. I didn't know that Yeah, i I I took a shot in the dark and I told Glick I'm like you watch they're gonna they're gonna want fucking Madden To be looked at as the same thing as because the college game is gonna be a lot better than Madden will be Oh, I'm totally hundred percent And it's the same company working on everybody's ass with Michigan

Speaker: dude I just i will buy that box yeah i'm I'm buying the the two games. I will buy the two games. I don't give a shit I call me whatever you want I will play those games against you. I don't care. I'd like to see that. I'll play fucking dude. Oh, good. We should live stream that Golden Gophers. Right now, you're like, oh, I can't. do it i can I can't because the ex the EA, they won't allow me to change my email account. OK, well, fix it so that I can. They got a call. I did. are young You can't even drive i mean you get the game so I can make you eat shit, too.

Speaker: so So Alyssa pretty much said she's like, why don't you use my account on EA and then you'll be able to play and I was like that you'll get all the points No, dude, I want to play you and I would love to live I read i don't care who wins I think you and I playing together playing a football game and talking shit and live shit Click in the plea lobby. Hey Glick. I'm the Minnesota Vikings. I'm gonna put 56 points on your fucking On your team's ass Cleveland up 63 to nothing. Hey Jarvis. What were you saying earlier Connor? This is the part of the show where Jarvis fucking intentionally fucking unplugs everything got record put fifty five points i do with the minnesota vikings yeah Well, I'm gonna put 575 rushing yards on you with Nick Chubb Wow, I don't know like

Speaker: The only thing is, I can't wait to play with Cleveland and Madden 25 with that new wide receiver core that we have. ah yeah Judy, Amari, Elijah. but What? What? What? Would you send you? I didn't say anything. Oh, yeah, I can't I can't wait with that with that new wide receiver because I'm not i you know, I like to pass from here and there. but It's just the only thing is is fucking Deshaun. Can Deshaun perform? Wow, that's the biggest question mark on that whole team. That's that's real life. We're talking video games. Yeah, but I mean, look at that. You have to remember, you have to remember Deshaun Watson's only played 12 games in two seasons, so when he's got a winning record. He's like eight and four. Yeah, so did Teddy Bridgewater. Yeah.

Speaker: and fucking trick Delfer won a fucking Super Bowl. that Okay, that was the defense. That was the defense. Just say that, like, what are we talking about? it Listen, that was a fluke, all right? Yeah. I mean, of all people, trick Delfer won a goddamn Super Bowl. You you give, i'm i'm I'm gonna die on this hill. You give him the fucking purple peep leaders defense, and he never wins that Super Bowl. You know, you could do whatever the hell you want, but the simple fact of the matter is, Trent Delfer won a Super Bowl. Yeah, and he had the worst statistics. that decision was yeah was that The defense sucks. Brad Johnson. Brad Johnson bra johnson won a goddamn Super Bowl. yeah Yeah. Hey, you know what? As Jeff likes to say to me all the time.

Speaker: I dog's ass every once in a while. I feel when we live stream that man, can we have Connor do commentary? Yeah. yeah One of the best quarterbacks of all time. Dan Marine never won a Super Bowl. Yeah, but that wasn't on him. No, exactly, but he's there's no denying the fact that he's one of the best of all time. well yeah i mean every time when you yell at me over my kirk cousins thing and bring damn reno it's like

Speaker: damn marino went to the playoffs how many years um many you sick our cousins go to the playoffs true

Speaker: But look at his stats. Oh my fucking god. but there Another one of those. Then why did Cleveland go after him? Why did Cleveland go after him? As a fantasy football guy, I have always drafted Kirk Cousins as my backup quarterback in fantasy football. That's the only time in fantasy football that he was ever good. just man And I'll tell you what, there's been times where I've dropped my starting quarterback and put fucking Kirk Cousins in because I knew Kirk Cousins was going to fucking Go out there and ball the hell out. Even if the Vikings lost, Kirk Cousins was balling out, man. but starting up You shouldn't have asked for all that money, just saying. and

Speaker: and And Atlanta is going to find out the same thing that Minnesota found out. You should have asked for all that money. I think you deserve that money. and um yeah And you know, it's crazy. And I hate to say this because I hate the NFC South. I don't hate the NFC South, but that NFC South is a goddamn dumpster fire. It is like the Saints aren't going to do shit Tampa Bay, but Tampa Bay with Baker, they're going to be. there can be good Well, Tampa Bay's got Baker and they've got Evans and they've got a solid squad and they've got a really good defense. But look what happened with Matthew Stafford, man. He got dolled on in Detroit and he went to LA and won a Super Bowl. Yeah, but that's because Detroit didn't want to build for him. They they had Megatron, but they had a Dominican, but and kind of kid buck and in the same.

Speaker: Yeah. But in the same sentence, che Jared Goff was and was catching hell in LA and he's been very successful in Detroit. Sometimes quarterbacks just have to find that right home and that right coach. You could have had that right home. It's just, you he might don't take all that fucking money. He might find it in Atlanta and Atlanta is the Ohio State Buckeyes of the NFL. They're always talking, talking, talking, talking, talking. Yeah, but Atlanta, Atlanta back, at you have to admit, Atlanta back when Dion Sanders was on that team, they could back up that talk. Yeah, Atlanta when Michael Vick was there. No, we're not even going to talk about Vick.

Speaker: That guy had all the potential in the world and scon yeah give ota um in Remember, in 2004, I mean, do we we could talk about the past. Madden Madden 24. Every one that played that game played as Michael Vick. I do not give a shit what anyone says. If you could have traded for Michael Vick to be on the Cleveland Browns, you would have traded for him. I never played with Michael Vick. Bullshit. I'm old school. I'll take an ovary. Here's Bo Jackson, Tecmo Bull. of Would it never guess that Glick was born ah or was alive back in the 80s? Connor, I Connor, if me and Glick ever did a livestream of us playing Madden, could you do commentary? Like, I don't give a shit. Nobody else matters but me.

Speaker: No, I would pay Connor to do commentary for a Madden game against me and Glick. Because you're not getting it for free, that's for sure. This would be Connor during that game commentating. Well, someone got the ball. They fumbled it. No one fucking cares. The score is the game done yet. And I feel like that would be... I'm getting dehydrated just watching this game. Is it going to be over yet?

Speaker: Sorry, I've been on my phone. What was happening? Connor and Jeff. Connor and Jeff. ooh Someone complete a pass. No one that cares. specifically Touchdown? Oh, shit. What? Wow. you like like Glick's team actually threw a touchdown watch. Glick will go. Glick will win this game and act like he won the game. What? Maybe. that that would That would be. that would some Are you OK? me. What did you just say?

Speaker: Do you smell gross Jarvis? Yes. Yes. Jarvis, do we need to hit your life alert button? Oh, what's up? Jarvis down. Steven down. Steven down. I don't feel like we need the, I don't feel like I need. Put electric wires on his cage so that he can come back to life. We'll be out. fully third you She's having a stroke, Alyssa. i like I feel like if ah if someone was like, hey, should we keep him? You can't have a stroke. He's in a cage. i feel like I feel like the person that would pull the plug on me is like a hero.

Speaker: now all here is where capes have say yeah but here's the link alissa steven's ever on his deathbed and you don't you just can't bring yourself to pull the plug call me

Speaker: the I'm gonna walk up to him. Oh my god, no way. I don't know what I was gonna say. I don't know what I was gonna say. I'm gonna walk up to him. Oh my god, no way. I don't know what I was gonna say. I don't know what I was gonna say. I don't know what I was gonna say. I don't know what I was gonna say. I don't know what I was gonna say. I don't know what I was gonna say. I don't know what I was gonna say. I don't know what I the the the Oh, oh, oh, shit. Just put on a piece of glass and he's in the hospital getting bitches and Alyssa tells me I show up and I just start unplugging everything. Do you see, I would find the right plug and I just be like, I'm dead. I'm alive. I'm dead. That's what I was doing in that census show. Connor is alive. He's dead. He's alive. He's watching TV. He's dead in the corner just dying. was gonna say.

Speaker: Connor's going to be the one like when I finally die, he's just going to be like, no, Jervis. She don't die. Don't die. Wake up. Die. Don't wake up. You're going to do that. Well, I'll sit there and I'll pinch your oxygen hose though. and panic sit there and drink it like it Like it's one of the guard, like as a garden hose. Hey Jarvis, can you breathe? No. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Doctor. Hold on. He's going to, we're losing him. hey doc those meds you're putting in his iv drip right now how bad does he need them they really need i'll be right back all

Speaker: meanwhile know victim like right yeah Jarvis is getting the stitches and he run in with the different later. Oh shit, I'm not having a heart attack. I'm just getting a stench. What the hell? Sorry, my bad. and the doctor is like Wait, no, I don't care. good let

Speaker: I'm not dying. Get the shit off of me.

Speaker: we go breath out Get him again. right Give me a scalpel. He can't wait. but We got to cut him off. I'm trying to save this man. I'm not dying, Roy. I'm not dying. Oh, shit. We're trying to get him to die. Don't worry. I know a little bit about this fine. but i was I was waiting for the... Don't worry. My wife watches Grey's Anatomy. oh my card wait one on it and You're dead you're dead i watch reno nine one one melissa you saying That is like Jim Carrey and fucking dumb and dumber saying don't worry I'm a limo driver oh yeah sir you can't go in there so worry of a limo drivers code that what i do i just yeah i just i just run into the room you can't come in here don't worry i a podcast host i show my belt

Speaker: He's my cause. He can be here. Click, click. If I'm on my deathbed and you do that, I'm going to be like, bro, you, you are in the honor. Pull it. He'd be like, Travis is dying and we all come on. Give him, give him a thousand likes here. is nine give me a thousand likes and i'll save his life give me another thousand and out the february right god damage on damn it jarvis don't you do you do sir sir it's okay if you stop if you stop resisting he's resisting god damn it

Speaker: Connor's just sitting there like. I need to stick this in your butt to check your temperature. Thank you. Connor's like, for 15 ,000 likes, I will end Jarvis. We're checking his temperature. Why are you unzipping your pants? but

Speaker: Don't worry about it. It's an alien test. It's all good. Sir, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I've fallen downstairs. I've always wanted to be inside of a man when he takes his last breath. Oh my. I don't want anyone to think about that. Connor's sitting over me with a pillow. Shh, Jarvis, I've always wanted to feel what it felt like when someone's last breath was being gasped. it's fuck

Speaker: He's fucking sitting over me just choking me to death. He's got his ear fucking it near my mouth. He's like, Swedish meatballs and Coors Light. ah Burger King. Because I'm fat fuck. You gave him you let him eat out. I do. But so do I. You're a much nicer captor than I would be. Alright. Connor, if I'm honest, that ain't the only thing she let me know. Shut up, Steven. We ate from two different places tonight. We had Burger King. Yes, we did. And care but yeah um is its character Caribou. a euphemism for something?

Speaker: no it's a boy what the fuck here Caribou is coffee, but we didn't eat at caribou. Alyssa. We had coffee from fucking caribou. You fucker.

Speaker: Coffee is not food. It goes in your mouth. You digest it. Definitely. It doesn't make it food. Is water food? Yes. It can be. Alyssa, Alyssa, you can't say that because then Glick will think that when he's letting Connor go down on him, that that's feeding Connor. Is it not? Still get protein out of it. Oh my god. No, they say, you know, what is protein, right? So yeah. Exactly. Hey, Alyssa. I get a little workout in, too. You get those those two fingers.

Speaker: Good god. You had a patty melt? Nice, Vicky. I've never had a patty melt. I need to go for a dinner. What did I listen to? Did the preheat just go off? Yes, it did. Do you want me to put them over bread? What are you cooking now? She's baking bread. Oh my goodness. Fancy. It's been proofing for like 24 hours now. Is this sourdough? No. Lane. No, like no. I like sourdough. Sourdough is amazing. Oh, my God. Oh, I like sourdough on ah a corned beef. Oh, yeah. Well, it was just my favorite bread period. See, ah Chris, I don't live in Canada. I am a genius. I do. Oh, it's the same. It's the same as the Canadian one. It's the same. It's just the meat is different like taste.

Speaker: That Canadian meat is definitely more real in Canada. ah we we See, here in America, we put hormones in our fucking meat. In Canada, they just say, here's the real fucking burger. Eat it. Yeah, because I tried McDonald's in um America, and I've tried McDonald's here. McDonald's here is way better. And over there, fuck i I don't know what they do to their meat. Over there is like, what the fuck? I might have to go to Canada. Steven. Shut up, Connor. Really? You're gonna go to Canada for Burger King? Why not? Jervee, she goes to Burger King in Canada. Be like Harold and Kamar. Thanks for explaining the joke, asshole.

Speaker: that the fifth fifth What the fuck is that sound? That might be Alyssa putting... Yeah, that's Alyssa putting in the bread.

Speaker: Because you got to bake it. and i donald No shit. I thought that you just put the bread in the refrigerator and then ate it. It was nasty, but if you don't have the pension, you need something to go for McDonald's. Yeah, express like actually it's mostly when you're drunk or whatever McDonald's McDonald's is not as cheap as it used to be. I have to fucking feed a family of five and good lord. Well, what happened to the dollar menu? gone even Wendy's took that off too they don't have the four dollar meals anymore either how how expensive is Wendy's now I can only imagine yeah i don't it's really expensive shout out to Columbus Ohio for making Wendy's oh my god yeah oh fires are but yeah now we finally did something great in fucking Ohio whoopdy fucking shit Wendy's is not that great

Speaker: We also birthed the two people who created the airplane. You're welcome. Yeah, because no one else would have fucking figured it out. So that does not affect me. That sounds like a fucking upro you probably haven't gone on a plane ever. Oh, you'll love it. My girlfriend hasn't either, so it's okay. She's on the comment. Alyssa's one of those women. Alyssa's one of those women that's like, Hey, Steven, we should go on a cruise. I'm like, Hey, you want to watch a movie? And she's like, what Titanic? Did you just ruin her whole experience?

Speaker: No, she still wants to go on a cruise. I'm like, well, you can go without me. Fuck that shit. cruises our cruise all fun It's actually pretty fun. I'll fucking s fly. You also have to understand that you are are significantly less likely to get into an accident on a cruise line than you are on a fucking airplane. airplane exactly something malfunctioned that's it you're done you're dead something malfunctions on a fucking boat out in the fucking water and you got life jacket you could save yourself how are you gonna save yourself in the air the Titanic was quite the the situation that's because like small cruise lines now are bigger than the than the Titanic was then if they would have built that thing the right way and hit that iceberg head on it would have been fine or I don't know had enough lifeboats

Speaker: I think they weren't paying attention, that's why. Yeah. they Well, they've already said that. That name said that they had a boiler fire in one of the boilers that actually heated up the fucking the area that allowed the fucking iceberg to hit. Yeah, the metal. But anyway. But God forbid. So it's the humans fall, not the actual boat falls. so that's i'm not on iling yeah i no pun yeah i think may it's a human of malfunction now we have ai on those buds even the planes have ai now too that's why planes are going down yeah that's what the position is yeah they actually got sued last year last year or the year before because of like four planes going down because of their machine whatever

Speaker: Alex Jones on it. They had like a flight control thing that was supposed to help prevent them from like nosediving. And it's still nosedived. And now it's causing people to nosedive. Yeah, and die. They got sued. The good news is if you're in a Boeing airplane that just so happens to nosedive, it'll be really fucking quick. Right. You're done. andnna And in the rest of my case, I'm good with my feet on the ground. Listen, I've been traveling since I was like probably six or seven years old on a plane, so I'm good. Yeah, I've been on. At least at least I'm still here. I'm 40 years old. I'm still here. I've been on at least 100 flights and I've never had any issues. Yeah, me neither. You guys ever watch the Ron White? They don't they call me Tater Salad special. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: Oh my god. So he talks about being on an airplane one time and this guy was freaking out because it started to go down and he's like, God man, what's gonna happen? and what's gonna happen and he's like we're gonna crash which is pretty nice because an ambulance we're gonna beat the ambulance by five minutes or something like that and fucking oh my god I died laughing I gotta show that to you Alyssa I don't think I've shown you that Ron White they call me tater salad one you don't have a great Ron White impression because well no

Speaker: First of all, i'm I'm not falling down drunk like he used to. And two, I just, I don't care. You could probably pass as a better Jeff Foxworthy. worth Yeah, that's that's a fair point. Where the fuck did Glit go? he's getting He probably went to go and take the SATs again. Either know that or he's getting chewed out by Nicky. Nicky's like, why did you call me an Amish Mexican? Talked the shit about me on the show. Let me show you what's under my side of the bed. Come here. It's like... Trauma -dizing him. You're gonna wish I said hock to her. As soon as that became a big thing, Jeff's like, I'm gonna send that to Jarvis on TikTok. And it's like, God damn it. And that's the exact thing that we basically woke up to this morning. The sad thing is, he's not wrong. It's funny.

Speaker: Yeah. two bu ahlissa you woke up to hark tour this morning but I wish I could. I wish I could say that's what I woke up to. But Brian, I need to see two fingers. Three. Well, I was about to say I was about to have them do this and then fucking I'd be like, yeah, it's Brian. We're good. It's up, Brian. Yeah. fuck i can do this but i How you doing, Brian? You enjoy that. Your microphone's really quiet there, Brian. How about now?

Speaker: Glick died. Glick got hunted by the fucking Sasquatch guild. Yep. His whole family is like pouncing on him right now. No, no, no, no, no, no. He's he's down in California doing the retakes of the acolyte of the Wookiee scene. So he's doing the retake. and They're doing the retakes. you know Well, ah he won't be back for long. Yeah. He'll be retaking over and over and over. Yeah, because they're like, like, look, you lanky fuck, you stand right here.

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Speaker: so yeah so like his shirt's like right there at walmart ah you time to go get it which child it's what it's it's when there's like this graphic shirts that they give like $9 .00 like like $9 .00 you know we see all the columns where you got like the bands and all that it's in that that the little it's in the jail yeah the J how do you know that how well yeah I don't even know one that way I just know these things G's you go there's a lot

Speaker: he seen a thing or two because he knows yeah I know a thing or two because I've seen a thing or two I thought I heard a filthy American open well he you come from holy fuck four hours and one minute glick said i thought i heard a filthy mexican i said but youbra order a

Speaker: da So, so, so, as i so, since you're back from doing the reshoots, so what we're looking at at the Acolette episode five, six and seven. Yeah, to do the reshoot. Oh, that's a new Star Wars show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're back from doing the reshoot. So how was it? Shit. How do they know I'm a Hollywood? I think we've seen a preview for that. Nikki was like, that actually doesn't look bad. And I was like, that Star Wars act like not me. Yeah. Kind of handsome in that scene. I have no idea what you're talking about. Did they have a sasquatch? He just told me he eats balls.

Speaker: what i tried rocks i taste the ball i said ive i have I've been telling you this first since I got on the show. okay Okay, well tune in for Wednesday night's show and you'll know where this conversation came from. I said that I have tried Rocky Mountain Oysters. You guys know where Rocky Mountain Oysters are, right?

Speaker: buy ah pull bag bullback so if you deep fried testicles. Yeah, they're actually pretty good. If you if you don't know what you're eating, they're pretty good. And it's it's it's just like, oh, I've said I've eaten a lot of weird shit. A cuna matata. It's OK. I've had I've had both testicles actually fried. Yeah, I've had fried bowl testicles. So I'm OK. You know, it's actually really good. It's actually really good. yes

Speaker: sliming get satisfied all know um with better close your eyes like potentially want that alligated Yeah alligator has been really good but not Alligators actually tastes like chicken no jokes. I'm not yeah like he's like pretend it's Connor pretend it's Connors That's another thing that tastes like chicken. Those should be some small balls if I was pretending it was gone. Hey, hey, hey, don't chew it. I'm not some funny big ball. <unk>t like back down

Speaker: car do they leg no do they bobble to and fro can you tie em in a nut can you know no fucking that over your shoulder like a continental accident your palm were accidentally being knock wait wait until you get old both of you fucking young pups wait until you get old and your balls hang I'm so fucking old you go take a shit song Because, Jarvis, are you okay? No, I'm fucking having a stroke over here. Look, what was Pharaoh like? Forever, and you have one. First of all, I literally just said I've never worn this shirt. I don't even know where it came... I mean, I know where it came from. Yeah, Glick, you bitch. I have three Miller Mike shirts. Fuck you, Donald J. Gluck. Nobody wanted you. What's up, Jimmy Connor? What the hardy are?

Speaker: you Listen, ah don't be mad because my leg hair is more attractive than yours. Bitch, you don't have legs.

Speaker: I do. They're just magic. I rest my case. Bitch, you don't have legs. but they're so bottom They're still at the bottom of the stairs. ah Lieutenant Dan, your legs don't work. oh

Speaker: Well, Conner's beating his children now.

Speaker: something That's how he gets into bed. Go to sleep. Night night. He likes to suck on these balls. No one likes to suck on those balls because they can't find them. um i couldn in that did did it not drop but you know but conner connor have you ever accidentally re knockcked your goback

Speaker: never accidentally sat on your balls yes it is fucking terriblely at her like a bit it

Speaker: I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm after you sat down. I was out of the shower and I was drawing off and I slightly bent over and I felt the sharp pain in my groin. By the time I knew it, I was standing on my old testicle. I'm like, wow, they look like the red potato sack I bought. Oh my God. god

Speaker: Christopher, technician, show your face. What do you mean? Ryan walks down the hallway and three doors later his balls finally pass by.

Speaker: Was that him or was his balls? Damn, he's small. Oh my God, my balls had to follow me back. Brian's got the door closed into the office, but his balls are still in the hallway. yeah you all the day but yeah really didn really did <unk> remember Not only is Brian old and has saggy ass balls like every day. Hey, hey, hey, you're a you're few months behind me, sir. You're a few months behind me, sir.

Speaker: hey Hey, I said, we're both old. I said, like I said, you're old, like myself, the only difference between you and me is two feet a year, four foot tall. And I'm over six foot tall. So when your balls hang, they bought, they hang a lot further down than mine. and And in case you missed it earlier, I did call him 80 years old. Yeah. She didn't call me 80 years old. Oh yeah. Wow. yeah that I was present. That's cold. Un, uncalled for. What was it like when those just parted the red scene and saved you two?

Speaker: This is why we don't like women on the show. Cause then they feel like they're allowed to talk and. is well Wow. Stop me. No comment. Yeah.

Speaker: yeah You know, waiting for Nikki to just talk in the back of the head. but no fucking boom long way No, no, no, no, no. Nikki's like, at the front she's going to get to go to town. Not the mom, not the mom. one Dildo underneath her side of the bed and smack a click in the face with it. I'm going to say that because I don't want to say because I already yeah see that in slow motion. Yeah. she Yes. see yeah like Jeff, I clicked it. I need this in slow mo. Frame by frame. Yep. 250 frames per second. and Wow. Good God.

Speaker: bad We're not all going to hell yet. We are now. right but Speak for yourself. It's too late for me. Yeah. Wait, what are you talking about, Alyssa? I know when I'm going to hell, if you ain't coming with me, I'm dragging your ass down there. Are you kidding me? She gets into heaven because you locked your ass up. Save the rest of the world from having to deal with you in person. Oh, shit. Please, the day your mother - the day your wife murders you, Connor, is the day that fucking this podcast will actually do better. Oh, okay.

Speaker: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Connor. I'm sorry, Connor. No, no, you come back here. i No, no, no, no. Have fun. Have fun. I'm Connor. Here. I'll leave, Connor. I'll leave. Wow. What did you do to Connor? i i told you miss on I was telling Nikki, Nikki sent me a story that for for for Wednesday night and I was telling her about another story I already have and they'll kind of go hand in hand. I'm not going to tell you fuckers right now because you're going to have to wait until Wednesday. I'm fucking doing this show on Monday by yourself. 6pm Eastern Standard Time ladies and gentlemen. why would Why would he have to do it by himself? It's like not like I don't show up.

Speaker: drink water. i will I won't be there Monday. I actually, I actually won't be on the show Monday. day Another one. Well, we had a death in the family and we have to go out of town for the funeral and stuff. So I won't be there Monday, but I'll be back for one vacation day. No, no, I wish it was a vacation day, but no, we had a death in the family. So no, no, I'm saying for me and Connor, I'm just asking. No, you fuckers haven't started the one Monday night. It's Connor's goddamn show anyways. Oh yeah, that's right. Just not allowed to be there. Well, apparently, apparently I'm not wanted on that show anymore. So Stephen's going to be hosting it himself. Okay. It's been caring for men with cherubishi. Caring for cherubishi, caring for himself. It's just going to be three hours straight of cherubishi saying, I don't suck. I'm not Canadian. I'm better than this. I know I'm good enough. I know I'm pretty enough.

Speaker: I know I'm better than going over and over. You're pretty and i you know it. You're pretty and you know it. Now go put on your pretty whore mouth makeup.

Speaker: Wait, wait, wait, wait. You mean you need that like that telephone booth like in demolition, man? Oh yeah. good Great day. What would you like me to do? ah Like me, I've been drinking water all night long and you guys should make sure you're properly hydrated. That's not water. I was going to say, there's no way that's water. Okay. I feel like that was a shot. I feel like that was a shot. I feel like that was a shot that click wanted to take me at me because I drink water. I'm sorry. No, it was because I'm drinking water. I drink water. That's not water.

Speaker: Oh, it's clear. We all know that it's gin. Or vodka. Yeah, I show you. a i got Yeah. Show you guys a couple of clear liquid. You're like, oh, it's vodka. Oh, yeah. Hold on, Hold on, Glick. Let me taste this. It's fucking vodka. Glick smells it. Son of a bitch, they're right. niki um like Hey, Alyssa, do you want me to take the loaf of bread out of the oven? I'll check it out. Yeah, bitch. But I said Nicky wouldn't lie to us. Yeah, Jarvis could do your fucking job. We don't believe that I'm not drinking. I'm drinking water. I played the fifth. Oh, yeah, you're drinking water mixed with bitch. Wow, really? I got a kiss on the head. And bitch, you better bring it back. I got to do the live. Hey. Yeah. Nicky. You're a mix of homage.

Speaker: I didn't say you're Mexican. I said you're Mexican Amish. Fuck off, Connor. Yeah. So you went from ah what a Amish to Mexican now. What's next? She's going to be Indian. She's fair. She is. I should je i should you not. Her arms are darker than you. Her arms are darker than you. Well, then she's black. That's what I said. Well, I was like. asking me that i i love that dicky was like

Speaker: or ah you she good and like crazy but you get way wait wait wait wait wait wait we we we waste yeah is it a test this theory we need to turn out the light to see who goess first

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: you jar her me uncle passed away that's that's the death damn r i p that was r ip me say know wass fucking lying about not being in here money you think i'm going enough you think i'm gonna say somebody in our family died just not do a show with you assholes yes hey connor you want to do car money in in the garage one No, i would rather leave the show the the

Speaker: Fair. Not happy.

Speaker: a I'm not happy. However, I'm happy that somebody's single. That's fucked up. Wow. Wow, Glick. Don't judge her. Don't judge her relationship. If she wants a girlfriend and I want a girlfriend, then we're allowed to do that.

Speaker: Yeah, but see, here's the thing. You're gonna be in the corner. Boyfriends and nobody's judging me, but now all of a sudden because we want a girlfriend, now you're judging me. yeah Are you asking for the doghouse? so would you doing and see chief I know how that feels. like I've been in the doghouse since I was 16 years old, brother. When I get to come out, knows how it feels okay. yeah what is this What is this strange new world? ah like I'm waiting for Aladdin to come in and start singing a whole new world. A whole new world.

Speaker: oh everybody yeah ah never seriously yeah I'll take you anywhere, there's time how to spare. Hey Jarvis, you know there's some time

Speaker: I don't even have to finish. good But it's like with Connor's mom, I don't even have to finish. Oh, And Connor says something about a clicked dead mom in five, four, three, two, one. like um i've made all those jokes already yeah just i just ah just he' like i retire i and just stop and say connor's mom i got this the rest of the way wow you know the shitty part about it is you know what the shitty part about it is i'm such an asshole i there's no doubt because because i know connor and i know i i know connor is such a good dude and he's such a good guy there's no doubt my oh that's enough from him anyway i'm glad that you know out of all the people that he's picked on since i've been uh that the network has started he leaves me out of it

Speaker: No, like you said, I have no doubt in my mind that Connor's mom and dad are amazing people. And I really do feel like a shitty human being for making those comments about his mom because she's probably a goddamn saint, but Connor started it. So sorry, Mrs. Connor's mom. I did not start this. You're your son. Now mom's gonna give him shit. I have not started anything. No, no, no, no, no. You started this and then I asked about your mom and you were like, well, she's dead. And I was like, well, and that's how it continues. the the conter um and yeah See, mom and dad are great people. Just they had a shitty son. Yeah, Connor's mom and dad are. Jarvis.

Speaker: You're speaking a little loud there, buddy. Your pants were mad that the abortion didn't work properly, okay? yeah my My real father got so mad, he's like, fuck, I thought that shit was gonna take, I might as well leave now. Connor's mom, it's not a plastic hanger, it's a metal hanger. You dumb bitch. yes hey carter um um Shit, I that up. I was trying to make fun of Jarvis and I made fun of Connor. my belt con Way to go you stupid Sasquatch fuck. yeah No wonder why you're fucking kind. well i'll excuse

Speaker: i mom's and My mom's not a dumb bitch. She's a super nice lady. As you should. How dare you, sir. but Look, look, Connor's parents made one simple mistake. Connor. I'm glad you got the joke, Jarvis. yeahock um

Speaker: You're welcome.

Speaker: So, Brian, what's going on? This is my world. This is my world. I've been a pretty busy week at work. I clocked out with a little over 50 hours for the week, which is cool. Hey, listen, a little for Brad's done again. Yeah. For some odd reason, there was like a glitch in the system where we're getting like Like trucks coming in as i yeah Take it out and she's like, no, I'll just do it. Hey Alyssa your job's calling you in the kitchen i doing that all the drives and stuff Because you pay more taxes on that shit and you don't get new overtime Hey Jarvis Brian, I hear you but real quick Word of the wise as an older gentleman as an elder in the room with with Brian I think Brian will agree with me

Speaker: You should never ask your lady if she wants you to take it out. Just leave it in there as long as you can leave it in there because that might be the last time you get to put it in. Motherfucker, you've never been married then. Apparently I've been married. You never had a kid. Oh my God. we have yeah ah you Do I need to have number three come back?

Speaker: cause you think my wife's let me put it in huh so good joke now wow i mean letters what option she wanted you want to do the well fact's on facts she's usually the one putting it in you so fact like of the of the i didn't feel anything would you spit on you'll know here in a second i way oh and let's gro a

Speaker: We got a little glitch in the system. We got 50 hours of uh uh of time. Yeah. Well, I mean, I got 50 hours. Yeah, a little over 50 hours of working for the week but uh yeah, it felt pretty productive today. Cleaned up, cleaned my truck, washed my truck, uh got the registration inspection done. Nice. Yeah. Have you smoked anything?

Speaker: yeah it's on this side and it's probably you guys you guys so um you bri have you been marching in the street brin bri you' sending me pictures as eat i don't even know how to respond to it the the the the no yeah you just you know you know you if you sit back and ah you look at it and all like ahfriend ahggle the hell out of it or o or whatever it is i i I'm like, I wish I was in Texas so I could put Brian's meat in my mouth. God, Brian has some tasty meat. I'll pull a flavor. Honestly, if Brian broke his meat across my face, I would stand there smiling. I'd be in the face with his meat and I'd be like, I can't wait to eat it.

Speaker: um he ah my god. Yeah, get everything. Yeah, get every little drop of that juice. Yeah. i drain it all out. that Such a good boy. All off the bone or hipbo not. No, I said, I said, uh, I said, Glick that the photo like smoked, uh, we had like, uh, my buddy's nephew, bought two American Wagyu try tips. So we so like my buddy my buddy trimmed it, I seasoned it and I prepped the pit and we smoked it for like four hours, sous vide it for like two hours and then we reverse seared it and it came out perfectly like borderline like medium rare medium. but the picture

Speaker: yeah I have no idea what he just said. I just want to put it in my mouth. I'll pay you. I'll come to Texas and pay you. Welcome to Brian's Barbecue. Can we put our meat in your mouth?

Speaker: bri so Okay, okay. i said to the foot I sent you the photo of like after we just got done trimming it and then I seasoned it, but I'll show you the the photo of the on the pit. What I want to see is the squeeze. i mean You know where they cut the brisket in half and they squeeze it and it just pours out. che Yeah. jesus Fucking squirts like a good lady. Yeah, I I have that video. competition I just opened it. It's funny. It's early.

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Speaker: a trial run like we'll do like family get togethers, you know, see how everybody else like it and then you can open up your own truck and then you can pull it up whenever you want to. Yeah. If you have like a truck where you are yeah that way, you can just put bring the truck to Ohio. Yeah. Yeah. Open up your own truck. You can go anywhere. Tell your meat. I'd like to buy the brisket. No, not not the brisket plate, the whole brisket. Please. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, like, I mean, Chris has got a pit. So it's like, Hey, just load up on the firewood. Make sure you got these seasonings and I'll be, I'll be there in no time. Hey Brian, just park your picture in front of my house. I'm good. yeah i mean I mean, I mean, we'll, we'll give you all the money you need. We'll go to your grocery store. We'll go to your grocery store. We'll be like, yeah, we'll get this one and we'll get this one. That tomahawk looks good. And then we'll talk to a local butcher about why you do it.

Speaker: When I lived down in Charleston, guys would literally, and there would be a line around the block, but guys would literally just pull up, whether they were doing barbecue or chicken or whatever. I know this is going to come out and sound terrible, and I don't mean this to sound terrible, but it was, and I loved it because me working the job that I had in Charleston, I would see these guys and I'm like, I'm about to eat good for lunch today. But black guys would literally be like, it'd be an empty lot on the side of the road. And they would pull up with their truck and have their rails and shit. And they would just throw up a fucking sign, you know, whatever they were cooking, whether it was like barbecue or chicken or, or, uh, you know, sold food or whatever it was, they had a sign that was like 10 foot tall that they would slam into the ground. And I shit you not, man. There would be people lined up around the block waiting to get lunch. Yeah. They didn't. andbi Brian, i you know I absolutely think you could 100 % have a food truck and do that, man. And and in your your own fucking boss. Exactly. no Yeah. Yeah. and Fuck everybody else.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, it's it's just and it's just it's just the thing. know It's like we just want to make sure we're consistent. That's our main thing. It's like we got to be consistent. Yeah. Yeah. We don't want to be like where, you know, like one weekend the brisket's like spot on and then the next weekend like, well, last week was better. Yeah. But I mean, that we want be I want to see Brian on pit battles. Well, we'll see. Probably see him one day on there. ah i screw that I've never even had, I've never even had Brian's barbecue, but I just know that every weekend I get pictures and I'm like, I don't even know how the hell I'm supposed to respond to this.

Speaker: right nothing I'm hard right now. so The answer to that is jealous. That's how you're supposed to respond to it. brian is aware but owner right now

Speaker: Damn. Hashtag awkward boner. but's like Brian, if I send you money, will you keep sending me pictures like this? I'll get pictures for free, Connor. Listen, know I think Brian is the only fan now. He's the only fan. I'm going to get a message from Brian tomorrow if you want to see pictures. Oh, wow. OK, so we up to the 10 dollars. ah right i i definitely have to go to this one on ah july fourteenth they're having the the the the

Speaker: ah you gonna be yeah she become the judge man i'm gonna be a spectator you all you should be you you should be a competitor yeah i i'm not that propfi yet that not not because you think you would win but see where you stack up and the the the the the the the the the the the and playings good

Speaker: yeah like okay in the private chat here's the link ah to that is this a a link to your meat a festival that personal yeah This is Brian's only fans page. but Subscribe, paper everybody. that Brian's only meat page. Oh, the water burger is only an hour away. Not bad. i've never had one boy It's an hour here, too. I'm signing you. I'm signing you up, Brian. and it's I am not that proficient. You're going to get a phone call in three days.

Speaker: I don't know. said only $499 to subscribe to Brian's only meat page.

Speaker: Why is it cheap? Damn. That's what this was going to $10 just pictures of Brian's from Brian and be like, uh, click. We'd like to continue to see pictures of my meat. Uh, here's my cash at please send me $10. You want to keep seeing pictures of my meat? Here's the link.

Speaker: you'd like whatever I showed you now, it's just, you know, a taste. It's a taste. Right. Time to scroll back yes in screen and and and and screenshot everything. Damn it. He sent them all to me on Snapchat. Fuck.

Speaker: but yeah i mean like what like blood brothers barbecue i'm cool with those guys that that's featured in the foot that on the website like but blood brothers i'm really cool with those guys um i mean there's some of like truth barbecue that they're cool that they're like straight up leg jet i think out of allah houston they're probably rank within the the the

Speaker: I just want to check it out. I just want to check it out. Just just go and just be a spectator. Well, I think I think you have in your own barbecue thing, ah you know, whether it be a food truck or a stand or something like that. I think that would be a really cool thing for you to set up. And at the end of the day, bro. You know, worst case scenario, you're like ah back to the nine to five. best case scenario is you have a passion for it. We all know that. We know how anybody who knows you have a passion for barbecue and and stuff like that and cooking. You know, best best case scenario, man, you become your own boss. Yeah. I mean, you're your own thing, man. And you work yeah wonderful and

Speaker: I think that would be really good for you. And then you can start making barbecue sauce and selling that shit to be like, oh, this is Brian's. Think of barbecue sauce. Brian, Brian. Why is it the same color as milk sauce? Like, damn, right? Well, there is a there is white barbecue sauce. It's the color of milk consistency of snot. yeah Yeah, no, no, i I never I never thought I would see I mean I've heard about it But I'm like, ah, whatever but then and when I went to a Birmingham, I'm like, oh shit. It does exist You haven't had blue ketchup to Brad's like, let me put that hot too on my meat for you so lumpy Make it a little creamy

Speaker: but little creamy Unlike the rest of the nerds who have left so far I'm actually gonna warn you before I head out. I am I'm leaving I gotta to go put my daughter to bed and and I think I'm going to bed. I'm fucking tired Yeah, I gotta go soon, too. I love you too do it's him dinner. It's already nine o 'clock So Soon only nine o'clock not a floor He's west coast he's in Vancouver, I'm Vescos man Vancouver, BC I Oh, that's right. Yeah. For some reason, I think you're the Eastern side. I always i never, you know, in my entire life, i've never lived in the East coast at all. In any part of the country I've been, I never, it's always been in the West. I don't i don't know why I think that because I know that you're on the West coast side because it was like, I remember when you and Vicki first started dating and we were talking about it.

Speaker: And I was like, God dang, man. Yeah, we're both in the same time zone, too. That's the perfect time. You guys really got that far away from each other at the end of the day. Eventually, we'll be together, for sure. James, dude, I love having you pop up. You know I like you, man. And if you were offended at all tonight, I do apologize. And I'm sorry I didn't catch on to it. but If you were offended at all, ah you know I do apologize. We were just all having fun and breaking each other's walls and doing what we do here. you know You're always welcome here. You're you arere a part of the family. We love you, man. And it was really cool seeing you, man. it was really It was really fun having you here and getting to see you, brother. I miss you, man. Damn. Hey, Jeeves. What's up? I just now noticed something. I'm like looking at the date.

Speaker: Dude, it's been eight years since Blab. I know. But don't use long that long, dude. Yeah, it's been eight years since Blab, dude. Yeah, no and I Yeah, that's crazy. You guys are just like two. That's it. That's how far. That's how far back up are we go. Yeah. Yeah. We go back way far. Shut the fuck up. You know better. Why are you even asking? You fucking know better. God damn it. Why do you even have to ask, Chris? Yeah, Chris, you are the OG of OGs for me, man. You go all the way back to Periscope and this thing. I've already met him on Habs. So you've been on Periscope. Chris is my OG of OGs. He is the OG, man. Chris, you don't even have to ask. I even knew you through, Chris. Chris introduced me to you when you were on Habs and stuff. He's like, oh, yeah, I knew him from Periscope and shit. I'm like, oh. And then, yeah.

Speaker: I don't know. Chris, Chris is my guy. He knows better. Yeah. You don't need to check. Yeah, Vicki says, yeah, I'm two. Not even, no, not two hours. Vicki's less. If you, if I drove it, it's hour and maybe 40 minutes. You guys, you guys, you guys are closer than

Speaker: your girls vicki my girls and niki Uh, you guys are Nikki and I were about three hours away from each other until she moved down here and and moved in with me. Um, but, uh, hell, I mean, even like I told her, I was like, man, three hours ain't shit, especially for a guy who likes to drive. I love just. in the car and going for a drive. I love traveling. So for me, it's nothing. So I do the trip all the time. So that's, that's cool. And that's cool. That's awesome. Yeah. Um, but no, like you said, I, I, it was, it was really fun seeing you and I definitely appreciate you. You're welcome. You're welcomed anytime. And you know, you are, uh, you know, uh, but, uh, and again, like I said, if you're offended at all tonight, that's my bad.

Speaker: And I apologize for it. It's all good. It's all good. But I just want to see you rage out one time. Get back. You don't always see that. Even Mickey hasn't even seen that. of na was we back in hill We're gonna get James to hulk out one time. James smash. I think Helen's the only one I think have seen me go, oh, hey, shit. But Ricky hasn't. I think only has because he was one of them that I can't work done him. So.

Speaker: jees loses their shit and all of a sudden we get fireworks and balloons and confeti i don je you yeah never like are you better are we having a party is it a rave i don't know what's going on right it would stop yeah James just seems like too much of a guy too much of a nice guy like like someone would unless someone really fucking like pissed him off and that's the thing like if if jeeves really wanted to fucking say some to the guy he would like jeeves jeeves ain't gonna fuck so jeez now that i'm up to date that you are now dating did you sedduce her with a th basil fried rice actually no she actually cooked me something when i was down there and i actually literally like mixed it all together she gave me all the ingredients so i am going to next time when i come up there she is her and her family wants like indian food so i'm gonna cook them indian food

Speaker: but I will do the Thai basil for sure because I'm I know a recipe because when I was in Thailand I actually got a recipe from there because my dad retired there right so I literally got a recipe from there because he owned a restaurant there and he made like Thai food and stuff my dad did so I've got a recipe my winner over maybe I don't know But the problem is I can't make it too hot because she doesn't eat that spicy. So yeah so i would I'll would make like two kinds, one spicy and one non spicy because I like it. Calm down on the spice, man. I love Indian food, but you got to calm down on the spice. Well, I mean, well, like like in a like an high people, their stuff is spicy, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because ah it's kind of funny because like they on some of the menus on some of the items would be like five peppers.

Speaker: And they were like, how hot do you want it? I was like, man, i'm I'm cool at two because at two, it's a nice balance. yeah um what a One of my friends was like, Oh man, whatever you sissy is like, I'll take the Ford. I'm like, good luck. And then next to no, like he's eating his food. He's all like. man whoo like a and they're like taking the nackca patent he's sweating in everything and i'm going ah hu who's the bigger whissy now i was like yeah i was like i'm like i'm half ti i know better yeah i've done the five i've i've done the five and cried to eat Lily crying and I've eaten the whole damn thing. Yeah. Yeah. if If it's like, if it's like insanely hot, like I don't want nothing to do with it. I want that nice balance where like I can still enjoy my food. I'm like, at least, you know, at least I want to be like, yeah, let's get a little kick to it. You know, something like that. I'm cool with that, but I'm not like, Oh my God, your God, your God, your God.

Speaker: Yeah. that I've had that conversation with Nikki and everything nowadays is like, Oh, it's gotta be as hot as hell. Yeah. It's like, no, like, cause you have the fast foods now. Yeah. You don't, you don't like, Oh, come get the spicy chicken or pricey this spice. And now I'm like, what the fuck are you guys i trying to do? yeah You don't taste what you're eating. You know, it's like my buddies, like we would go to like Hooters or be dubs or something like that. And I would get a nice mild wing. You know what I mean? Or, or, or. a little, a little kick, you know, just, just a little kick. just yeah to to Yeah. So So atomic wing. And I'm like, yeah, then you're like, like Brian just said, you're sitting there fucking sweating. You're crying. You can't feel your tongue. You're not going to be able to feel your tongue for the next three weeks at this, at this point. You're not going to be able to feel your guts for the next five. Yeah. i mean that And then there's me who's good with just the Parmesan garlic.

Speaker: well i know that good actually those are yeah see see see yeah that say like whenever whenever my buddy came and my buddy corey whenever we go to buffo well wings cause like i'm i'm a stand on this hill um go die on this hill boless wings are adult chicken duggets i spoke it i love bonulesss wings i know but i'm just saying bonenut swings are adult chicken nuggets i have spoken they really are i agree with you one hundred percent but i love boneless wings so yeah i'm a i'm a die on the i'm a die on the hill on that statement but so whenever so whenever we go to my owns got like the dont Hey, I like doing that. Okay. I do that with my wings. I'm hanging out with a bunch of dudes and I'm like, I'm just enjoying my wings here.

Speaker: but I actually do that, I actually clean out the bone and everything. That's why I'm on it too, so don't worry, I do that shit. yeah you have to I'm not gonna swear. I clean the bone, I bite the bone, I do all kinds of You go to be dubs. I like I get personally offended when I see fucking people that order the wings and they'll eat just the meat that they can eat like the sides. Yeah. Yeah. It's like what the fuck? Like one time I was like, are you going to finish that wing? And they're like, it's already done. I'm like, look at that shit. No, it's like I mean, I mean, I mean, like I mean, like when it when it's like the drumstick wing, like I'll eat it like a normal drumstick, but then like the rowing, I'll like pick at it, but I'll pick it clean.

Speaker: Well, they had they had the boneless wings. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, they were just they were just fucking they were just being fucking dumbasses. And but um like, but not really worried about my blood pressure that night. I mean, but yeah, like like a beat does. One time we went there and it was just Kenny and I and there were, you know, they were advertising. Oh, yes, the ghost pepper. We're like, all right, we'll give it a whirl. tall And and and Ken and like Kenny is like fucking numb tongue like it can be anatomically hot and he'll look a like what it's fine I'm sitting here like I'm fucking dying man, you know, but we have that we have the ghost pepper one and I was like Really? That's it, you know So then we like a month later we go back We go back and then you know, it's the Carolina Reaper. I'm like, I never heard that one I'm like, alright fine. I'll give it a whirl No, that shit got me

Speaker: like I mean like I'm eating it and then I'm sitting going okay, it's like it's alright and then it wouldn't to like the third or fourth wing that I'm like, oh Okay, oh, oh, okay. and I'm doing this number Mike oh ah ah And then Kenny just in their life Like I'm sort of Really? and He's like what? I'm like, I'm sort of going

Speaker: Alright man, and I'm like taking it out, I'm like, oh my god. I'm yeah, i like yeah they yeah, it got me. It got me good. I was like, stuff like that here. There's a place called la Wings. And they give you that kind of stuff, but they make you sign a waiver here. Literally. So they're not responsible for you dying or whatnot. Like, who'd want to fart? well Who want to fart fire, man? that That's all my girlfriend says. You want fire coming out of your ass? I'm like, I love it. What are you talking about? Jeez. I mean, I don't know. But but but now, like every time we go to Beedoes, we go to the Thursdays because it's like that buy one, get one. yeah so So Kenny would always get like his half. He'd be like garlic parm and and ah the original buffalo sauce. Corey would just get like straight garlic parm, but he'd just drown it in the sauce.

Speaker: yeah that he's like just take all of it and support put it in a bowl of garlic parmesan and let it sit and that's how he wants it we have a flavor here called ah blue cheese which which is really good i it tastes so good actually it's good it sounds nasty but it actually really good but i normally i normally get i normally get like the thai curry or the and the jamaican jerk the th everyone because that way cause it's the hell because when you you look on the scale you know it's like yellowed to orange to red so i'm like right there the orange i'm like let me stay right in that zone the orange middle

Speaker: that's my limit and guys yeah honey barbecue and tear ya honey man honey barraccu is good yeah and such yeah like but the tight carry one's good later Nice meeting you, Jeeves. Yeah, nice meeting you, too. I love you, you big Sasquatch fuck. Get the fuck out of here. Fuck off! Oh shit, I almost hit end stream. I love you, buddy. Hey, don't be ending the stream yet. We still... No, I fucked up once. I'm not fucking up again. Hey, Tony used to do that all the fucking time.

Speaker: good never a book har um obviously that not last saturday but the saturday but saturday before oh my god he did also and told that i'm like yeah at nine o'clock I was like looking for your thing and I was like, what the hell? yeah i was like it not that go you And I was like, Tony, Tony used to do it all the time to us. Like we, we, we had a whole joke ah because when we was on Haps, there was, there was quite a few times and they would, they would yell at me, don't hit the button. Click. Uh, because I would go be like, Oh, we're going to take a break real quick. And I would go to click the music shut up, Jarvis. I thought you were leaving. Uh, and, and I, find

Speaker: It was just like, oh, I'm such a fucking idiot. I did it again. But yeah, Tony, Tony was notorious. Tony, that was like his whole thing was like, I'm just going to every time he leaves, every time he leaves, every time he leaves is like a fucker. And the screen shows he was doing on other people's shows, too. it is Yeah. Yeah. close to People started stop giving him powers after that. the Yeah. And then hos go back we used to play with yeah want to host that jordana a while and our streams will go for hours. oh hey day Right. So we would like, okay, I'm leaving. I'm going to pick you host and I'm going to go buy. And then when we come back, we take them off. So we used to go like that all the damn time.

Speaker: All the time, man. The thing about it is, like like during the week, I'll do something like, I'll talk about a movie or some food or whatnot on Blab, and then they'll get like low ratings. But then like the only time I ever actually got an audience was on Fridays because I was off. It was like like the Hangout Lounge or something like that. yeah And I'm like, all right, guys, I'm going to bed because I got to work or whatever, whatever I was doing. And I'll leave you know, two or three people in charge to host. And then next day I was like, I go to bed, I go to work. And then I'm like, you know, I'm doing whatever throughout my day and then I get back on and it's still going. I'm like, what? The stream is still going. Nobody ended it. It's like, here we are like 60 hours later. Jesus Christ. It's like our evolving door. Felt like we're like Walmart, you know, it's like just always open.

Speaker: but ah yeah we we would always play musical chairs with that shit ah we had this girl ah named jordana she'd like lives out in australia she's all like make me host make me host like no and then i'll bake everybody else i i make everybody else i who's like why do i get to be host i like but iba it's my room you know i think that the this is all You know, so, so, so yeah. So I would not make her host. And then one time I teased her. I was like, there you happy. She goes, yay. And then all of a sudden like a click. Oh, come on. Like 10 minutes. That's it. Yeah. I know a broadcaster like that right now, every time somebody new comes in and he was like, uh, blocked. It's like, why are you blocking new people, man? Stop that. Like, yeah. the the

Speaker: You're getting new people. Like if you just want to hang out with a certain group of people, just do something, do like a private chat on something where you can hang out. Like you you want to be a broadcaster and you want to stream on multi -platform. Stop blocking new people. That just blows my mind. and and and what's funny And what's funny, though, it's like you could you could like share a link like on ah like a YouTube video. and there was this girl named Mickey, and she was like, what, we're from Sweden, Norway, or Germany, somewhere somewhere up in Europe?

Speaker: ah yeah somewhere up in Europe, and she's always talking about how she always enjoyed Korean love stories, and it'll be like a little... Oh yeah, you would play those drama or whatever. So we would play it, and she goes, see, that's so lovely. Don't you think it's sexy? And we're sitting there, and the guys are going, that's the nice log cabin. Look at the shower. That is great. That's a great design. And everybody's going like, there these people are getting it on and you guys are like paying attention like to the crypto like the whole yeah it's just like the room and aesthetic of them they're fucking right there what the heck yeah so so yeah so it that was like the fun that was like the funniest thing was because it's like

Speaker: like wow man this is a really nice cabin look at it's out in the woods i mean you got the little hills back there and she's going and everybody's going like really like their their hat they're being intimate and you guys are worried about like oh nice dresser and like hey we're just being appreciative like well this is a really clean house yep they're fucking at a nice house yeah nice bed yeah we used to say the bed was nice oh my god they what the heck the Yeah, everybody's gonna make it and fucking over there with that. So, yeah. And then and then and then like, I would have a segment to where we have Jordana from Australia, and then we had this other dude ah from North Carolina named JB. And we're always having like a little cultural clash. And it that shit was mad. We were like dying, crying, laughing because

Speaker: Everything Jordana would say, it's so weird to JB. He'd be like, the fuck? The fuck? What the fuck? Like, no, it's still no, that's no, it's garage. And she goes, no, garage. And she's like, no, he's like, no, he's like, look, bitch, it's garage. Like the whole. And then, you know, like like, like, we'll have like the, we'll have like a U -turn. They call it a roundabout. And so it's like the cultural difference. And we're just, all we did was like, we just put them two on screen and everybody else was like, we're all biased. We're just like witnesses. We just let them go. Just watch the train wreck. It will go for like hours, man. I mean, it's so hilarious. Cause I mean, I'm, I'm dying laughing, man. I'm the opposite of just like, I got my mic on mute. I'm just like, good God. I mean,

Speaker: He's like, no, you do it like this. And then, yeah. The great thing is we make community over there, and we still keep in touch with them after nine years. Even when the platform broke up, we still around. Like Brian, I'm still here, and we know each other. How's my little Kiwi? How's my little Kiwi doing? She's so good.

Speaker: that's that That's really cool. out

Speaker: That's the cool thing about that you know the the world we live in now with the technology and stuff like that. a You know, you you try different things and yeah and you venture into different platforms and stuff like that. And the friendships that you make. I mean, sometimes friendships last. Sometimes you get to see someone's true colors. and You move on and it is what it is, but other times you you create like, you know, like Chris and I, you know, uh, Chris, hey Chris says, how did I find, how did you find Periscope? Uh, it was, it was 100 % random. Uh, you know, for me, I can, yeah, I, I, I was looking for an outlet. I was trying to do something to occupy my mind and, and I was on Ustream.

Speaker: At that time I was on, ah you know, I had, I still have my PlayStation. All we do is watch TV with it. Nobody plays games on the on the on the PlayStation anymore, but I was gaming a lot. So I started going on Ustream through PlayStation. um remember And I was like, Oh, this is kind of cool. Let me, let me try an actual stream. I didn't know anything about it. Let me try an actual stream. And, um, you know, through my game and I started doing like, like live streams, like, like this outside of me playing video games. And, um, and it was kind of cool. You know, I got a little bit of a following and and people were in there and I was like, this is cool. You know, I like hanging out, you know, I'll do you stream and, uh, and then you stream.

Speaker: went away and I was like, man, I really like doing this. What the hell am I going to do now? I didn't know anything about live streaming or anything like that. You know, I, you know, uh, and then, uh, I was already on, uh, I was already on Twitter and, uh, Twitter so was already hyping up the whole Periscope thing. We're going to do Periscope. It's going to be a high school. Yeah, we're looking for beta tests and stuff here. Yeah. And I got into the beta testing with with with with Periscope. And I was like, well, this is this is really cool. This is actually kind of fun. And then when it went full blown Periscope, I was like, well, OK. All right. All right. Let me do this. So that started out. you know as I did it every Saturday night.

Speaker: Uh, so it was through you stream me finding an outlet and, and enjoying doing the live streams and having fun and being able to cut loose and, and, uh, I was going through a lot mentally and and I didn't have real life friends with, with my, uh, my ex wife and she fucking destroyed me mentally. And I became kind of a recluse, you know, I was in the garage, you know, come home from work. eat something, go to the garage, drink beer and play video games and sleep in the garage. And, you know, it was a cycle. And then, you know, periscopes came out and I was like, man, this is, this is this. I like this. I like doing this. And I've always wanted to do podcast. Actually, what I want to do is I want to be on the radio. I want my own radio show, but I also was like, man, I yeah love to really love to have my own, my own show.

Speaker: right And then that Paris came about and I was like, Oh, okay, cool. Now, now I have my own show. Yeah. When I first started, you know, I was just coming up with random titles. Uh, you know, it wasn't like an actual show, but I was live every Saturday night. Yeah. I put the bed that I, you know, I put the kids bed and then I would get live on periscope. And then it turned into a vape and chill. You know vaping was just coming about it was becoming popular and I was familiar with it I was already in that world and I had a bunch of mods and and they've been chill evolved into the Glick show and and and you know, I was doing the periscope thing man, and I was And there's people that I that to to this day like you guys were saying, you know, you build friendships and

Speaker: There was a few podcasts that I really enjoyed listening to, i based out of Tampa. um yeah and and And I was would watch their podcasts when they would go live and and and get in the chat and conversate with them. And they started coming into my Periscope lives. and And it was like, Periscope reached a point, and Chris can tell you, I mean, ah Periscope reached a point where I would have

Speaker: 500, 2000 people in my freaking periscopes, man, just yeah having a blast and I'm drinking and having a good time. And, and there was friendships that were created. And some people, hit anoma they don't necessarily watch the podcast live, but we still talk and they watch the replays and they listen on Spotify and everything like that or wherever. But, um,

Speaker: if It was just an outlet for me and that's why I got on Periscope and that's how I found a Periscope was was through Ustream because a lot of Ustreamers as as Ustream was starting to go away, they were talking about this new platform and I was lucky enough to get into the beta and that was really cool. and i love And and and then I thought it was really cool. And I never had no drama. i know I had drama literally one time with one person. um and that And that was his whole shtick. was He started shit with people and then he would get online and get all their information and and then try to bully them because he knew where they lived, he knew where they worked. And he started on me one night and

Speaker: I reached out to a friend of mine and five minutes later, I put his address where he worked at his phone number, i would pay everything on the broadcast. I was like, if you really want to fucking play with me, you're six hours away, bro. You think I won't fucking pull up tomorrow? Because that was the thing. Nobody can find me and nobody will pull up on me. I was like, I'll pull up tomorrow, man. You want to keep fucking playing. And that was the only drama I ever had on Periscope. I know other people had drama. even on even Even on Haps, ah you know, the the drama that was created on Haps was all a fictitious thing. It was a narrative that was created by stupid people. oh yeah And the people who still have that drama with me today, like, I don't even know they fucking exist, but apparently I exist in their world and I don't fucking care because I'm not here. You live rent free. Yeah. Like do your thing. I'm going to do my thing. You see what we do.

Speaker: ah yeah but i've got four shows you see what i do on the four shows i host i'm having fun i'm having a good time y'all can hate me you what at the end of the day ah but and and yeah the only way i knew about live streaming was is like through that i don't know if you guys remember but back in the day it was like justin tv yeah no hope yeah yeah that was the only thing i knew about live streaming then i was like oh okay that's that's that's pretty cool and then after I'm like, I'm just watching people like live out their life, like in their apartment or whatever, i'm like, oh, okay. But then, um, and then when I got onto Twitter and basically, you know, setting up my, my likes, my interests and all that. So, um, I came across like, uh, this yoga, uh, instructor named Kino McGregor. And by the time I knew this, like,

Speaker: watch live on Periscope. I'm like, what? So I click, click, you know, touched on it and there it is. Like she's talking and she's doing like a Q and a and everybody's like, she's reading the comp, you know, they're asking her questions. and She's responding and I see like the flutter of hearts. I'm like, Oh, that's so cool. You gotta, you gotta like a live interaction. And, and then when I, and then so when I like created my own profile on Periscope, my only My only highest views is only when I'm cooking. like yeah Nobody don't want to hear me talk about movies. I'm like, hey, I smell this movie. It's pretty cool. Or I'm like, oh man, I'll talk about this show or whatever subject's going on. But then I'm like, damn, nobody wants to what nobody wants to hear me talk about that. But then if I go out to a restaurant, I'm like, yeah, I'm over here at, you know,

Speaker: this barbecue spot. And I'm like, I'm showing the food and boom, like the ratings go up. And obviously I get the notifications like, so, so retweeted on Twitter and blah, blah, blah. Okay, cool. So, but yeah, that was like my highest viewers, like just the cookie shows. And then, and then I came across like a air bro and G low from the Hawaii guys. Yeah. And then they were talking about blab and I'm like, Oh, okay. So they're like, yeah, man, I get to sign up, get on blab. And I'm like, Okay. They're like, you got a webcam? I'm like, no, they're like, get a webcam. So. I think Chilo's got my Facebook still, so I still keep in touch with him. Airboat 808. Shout out. Yeah, right. Shout out to Gilo, the real Greg Lopez. Yeah. so Um, but, uh, but yeah, and then, you know, they were talking about Blab, so I go to Walmart and I buy like a cheap webcam and

Speaker: Oh, and it's like, Oh no. Hey, now I know, you know, now we all know what we all look like at one time. Yeah. And, uh, then after that, it's like, I spent more time on Blab that I did on Periscope. And yeah I mean, I was kind of sad though, like with, with Blab going down, I mean, it did serve his purpose because, you know, I mean, Blab was like a lot of ways, like Cantina, like you, you got your, you got your purpose where you could set up a room for like, if you want to do talk about movies, you got that group. You got your want, you know, your food pairing, you got that group. and you got the people that just want to hang out you just got to hang out room um and so it did serve purpose but i just it was kind of it was kind of sad to see it go because they were like well you know it was a beta format these was see with ah a lot of people that were on there was like myself. I would not joke. I was so addicted to it. Yeah. I mean, and and it was cool because I mean, you had all these lobbies, you know, you had art, you have photography, you had music, you had all these like lobbies to go hang out in and talk and then create your own. And, um, great and then after that, then what was the other one? Like rabbit rabbit, right? Oh, rabbit was the other one. Yup. Yeah. i know quite Fast after.

Speaker: Yeah, I only got on there one time and it was like, hey, guys, how's it going? I'm like, oh, hey. I was on there a couple times. And then after that, it fell flat. And I was like, that was it. And then then later on in the pandemic, I actually jumped back into Periscope. And then that became really popular because you can have ah video, not video, but like audio. And you can talk to audio. and Yeah. the one The one thing about Periscope though, it's like, I don't know what I did. I just remember I was like watching somebody and then I fell asleep watching them. And then I wake up in the morning and it's like, boom, your account, yourre your your account's been banned or blocked or whatever. I'm like, what? I fell asleep watching. Like, what did I do? is that The thing about Periscope that was wild was because it was connected to to to Twitter or X.

Speaker: Dude, it was a wild west on there, man. You know, people, people that would follow me or, or, or watch like my periscope and stuff like that. Yeah. And they're like, Hey, you know, I followed you follow. And I would follow them back and I would get invites to their freaking, to their lives. yeah And it would, it would be like a husband and wife or something like that. And you start watching it live and. they're hanging out, you know, they're, they're chitchat and they're, you know, having a few drinks by the pool. And then next thing you know, bang, you're watching a full on porno. I used to. Oh, sorry. I thought you guys were cool people and you're just fucking on Periscope. But then they get banned after like 10 minutes later. It's gone, right? And they wouldn't get banned or anything like that. It was just like, wow, this is insane to me that. Yeah. but had you Because I was still new to the live streaming thing. Like, you guys can really do this. Yeah. And then it became like really bad for like, you know, girls like flashing and shit. They're using it like only found almost. pretty but Open bobs. Open bobs. Open feet. Open feet.

Speaker: Yeah. yeah and Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, and you know, and I didn't know anything about lab or any of these other sites because, you know, when Periscope faded out and and and it went away, I, you know, at that at time as Periscope started to fade away, ah my oldest daughter, she was, she was getting on TikTok and, you know, I created a TikTok account yeah to monitor her account and whatnot. And then you got it my kids were like, how did you shoot a TikTok video? I'm like.

Speaker: so I mean, you know, you can you you can go into to click underscore talk on TikTok and scroll all the way down to the bottom. And man, my my first few videos were. Yeah, I had no idea what I was doing, but the kids had talked me into it. and Yeah. and And right about the time and Periscope went away and it ended, I had just reached my mark on TikTok because you had to have a thousand followers. And I just hit that thousand mark and I was like, Oh, I'm going to check out TikTok and go. And back then, four years ago on TikTok, you know, I could, you could be on there and have fun and, and, and, and, and drink and, and whatever else. And he wasn't catching a band every 30 seconds. Um,

Speaker: And I was like, well, I transitioned from Periscope straight into TikTok. So I had no idea about you know Blab or Houseparty or whatever it was or any of these other streaming sites and because I was having fun on TikTok. And and and and and my tikt to or my TikTok account was was growing like crazy. My live viewers, was when they didn't even have GIFs back then. And I wish they did. and I wish they did have GIFs back then. you know yeah on yeah i mean i mean like like like my my first few lives on on the periscope man i was really like nervous to be on camera cause it's like how you know just the whole nervouss and then i think after the i don't know and third eleventh or twelfth goround then it's like okay now i'm getting more comfortable and everything because i'm first of all like ah hey how's it going ah everybody i'll be like

Speaker: Hello, you know anybody that come in and whatever um and then on when Periscope was going on the downswing I was like doing because I I'd be like one of the guests on a on a wrestling talk and then like yeah, and then you know Like yeah, go on a HAPS man. This is where we can go afterward. We're like, oh, yeah, everybody was talking about it Yeah, they had a yeah people going there. So it's like, okay, so go over the HAPS and then and then after that it was just like you know then their followers and then boombo boom and that's how like

Speaker: like mr b and i became cool and then yeah meaning everybody on haps and then you know the the rest is history from there and it was ah it was kind of funny like um like i see jesus like like you know it's like what's that he laughff yeah yeah so reconnected again and stuff and then yeah most of the black people actually came to have um remember okay than their followers and then, boom, boom, boom. And that's how Mr. B and became cool. you know, and and and the various different things that where I've tried out and and then played around with live streaming and stuff like that. Because like I said, I never had no drama. I never dealt with anybody who had drama on Periscope on TikTok. And I literally had drama one time on TikTok. And I went away quick as shit and and that person and I are still friends to this day. I was actually just talking to him the other day.

Speaker: um But it was like, man, Habs was so toxic. Oh yeah. I mean, I mean, yeah, with certain people that pop up, but but there was was, there was, there was, there was like a little click or a little, sort and they're, and they're still toxic. They're on another platform now and it's all private and they yeah shadows. Um, yeah I don't use that but app anymore. I'm out of it. Well, that, that that you want you can't even be on that app unless you get invited to it now. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I don't even worry about it. I didn't do it. I didn't get on there. I just don't have the app on my thing, but I turned off the notification and everything. And I don't, yeah I that app, I deleted that app. I was done with it because it was just like, there were, and and that's what we started this podcast that was on apps because I was looking for a platform. and I didn't know anybody on that platform. you know I was looking for a platform where we could multi -stream because i that's I was like, I want to put the show out where we can multi -stream. And of course, Restream was around at that time.

Speaker: ah but I didn't have the money at that time to pay for re stream. So I was like, well, let's, let's, let's do it here on house. We can, we can, uh, multicast onto YouTube and Facebook yeah and free and whatnot. And, and, and, and, you know, when Jeff and I first started, we didn't know anybody, ah yeah we were just doing our thing. And then we met a lot of you. I met chiefs through Habs. I've met Brian through Habs. Um, you know, uh, there was one, uh, one person I knew from periscope. Um, yeah.

Speaker: he used to come into my periscopes all the time and he's a guy that I you know, I um um I'm serious, but I'm also joking about like if I ever met him in real life The first thing I want to do is punch him in his fucking jaw But then I want to sit down and have a oh, yeah okay. I know you're talking about yes. Yes you know you know i know it Like I you know i him and I became friends um peris school again But I want to punch him in his fucking face because he needs a punch. I think a lot of people do. A lot of people do. You won't mention his name, but yeah. But we're on hands and we start to do our thing and we start to gain a little bit of traction and more people are watching our show. And yeah, you know, and and and you know I met Tony D on there and and and Tony D became a part of the show through there, but

Speaker: I have never, in my experience of live streaming, had so much fucking drama outside of that one goddamn act. It was like, I mean, I mean, I've seen, I've seen some of it, but I'm like, I'm like, oh man, I just get out of it. But it was, it's easy for you to dip out of it, but like one, two, three shows a week. Yeah. You get involved. more and And it's like, all right, we're not, and that's the only time I was live on that platform. Every once in a while I might come up, ah you know, on a Sunday or Friday night. Yeah, I remember that. You pop in, say hi, and then you would say some words. Yeah, like I would pop into other people's lives, and or I would come up live with them. And and it was just like,

Speaker: I have never seen so much drama in my life. And I'm the type of person things like crazy. Yeah. If you, if you come on each sideway if you come at me sideways, outside of the joking manner, like, ah you know, if you come in here and you're joking around and you're busting balls, all right, we're going to joke around and bust balls back. But if you come 100 % negative, like I'm going to go right back at you. And then it was like, next thing I know, ah like, you know uh i got your shit if you cry i'm gonna do it like i'm i'm coming for your jugular and it's like the tony's live and there's people on his live with him and there's people in his chat like hashtag uh boycott nonsense and i'm like yeah it's like what anybody what are you putting my fucking show for and then people are talking shit about my and i'm like

Speaker: Okay, first of all, I don't even know you guys. I don't know who any of you people are, nor do I fucking care. Second of all, you can't hash that boycott nonsensical nonsense if you're still fucking watching. yeah like we're live mondays wednesdays and saturday's and then you know tuesday's thursday's friday's and sunday's you guys are talking about what we what we talked about on the show that's like that should tell me no sense i don't know like i don't know who you people are why are you mad at me

Speaker: at least you get traction i mean i'm not but like why are you fuckers mad at me it what i don't know who any of you are yeah and it's still going on to this day there's still hashtag yeahconical nonsense

Speaker: the the the the yeah you how that works like i love you all what i appreciate and we joke around about calling people blurkers and stuff like that Like, there's 190. I'm only using this as an example. I don't look at fucking numbers. I never do. There's 190 fucking people watching this goddamn dumpster fire right now. And they're just kind of lurking and that's cool. I love the workers. Work away, man. I appreciate the shit out of you guys for watching this. If you find this somehow mildly entertaining, fucking hell yeah. You guys are awesome. And I appreciate your lurking skills actually at the end of the day. But I say that and there's people out there that will get offended because I called people lurkers. There's a hundred and ninety people watching right now.

Speaker: And there's one person comment. what else so but lugger yeah Thank you guys for watching. Like, seriously, I mean that from the bottom of my heart. well much Some people like watching, you know, like I do that sometimes too. I but sometimes don't say something or whatever. I say one word two or whatever, but I leave you guys in the background and I watch you guys while I do things in my house and whatever, you know, cause you guys go for hours. And then when I have a comment, I comment on it. yeah exactly yeah i'm fucking love lurkers man you guys are fucking awesome so i mean's something to mean about its it sucks a haps went away though but i mean what i really liked about halfs is like the beta version was spot on because You can people backstage like this. Yeah. I mean, I mean, but but but but like when you when you click on the profile and then you see like it's just like a like a little Myspace page, you know, you can see the replays, you comment what tip whatever. And I thought that was great. But then when they want to do that flip where they try to where they try to redo it, and it's like, no, don't do it. budy That's where. Yeah. Perhaps was really perhaps was really cool. Like their their creators had a really good thing.

Speaker: they did ah but this is this is just my opinion and in my opinion only yeah he has to agree with me but perhaps really shot themselves in the face two things happened to has that they started they really shot themselves in the face and ruind what they had a they started doing too much they did they have to read a Yeah. And in B and and B or two, I don't know if I said A or if I said one, but you said the one number two thing is, shut up, Alyssa. Get back in the kitchen, woman. The other thing bread is burning. Oh, OK. Gotcha.

Speaker: The other thing that is that really that really ruined the platform was um they they they started backing and started really pushing all these people who were already internet famous. And they were started to bury everybody like like us, you know like like Brian and Jeeves. and Yeah, they didn't want to listen to our comments anymore. yeah they they they were They were literally burying us and killing us. And it was like, good platform, you've got something good here. But you want to start pushing people who are already famous because you think you can ride off of their coattails. Yeah, I started burying actual really good content creators, people who are having fun and having a good time hanging out together or, or whatever that is good content that other people are going to watch and enjoy. And I think those were the two things that that

Speaker: that were the the now and the with the break and then and then and then also too like you know how we have like the ah the landscape but they switched it went from landscape to portrait and lot people like yeah they would find more compute with tiktok and then and that yeah and then like this yeah yeah the that were the the nail the car would have a lot more the the

Speaker: when and that's and that's because they live in that they live in that tough network and because and instagram ticktok and instagram the the

Speaker: like belief in HAPS that, yeah, this is where they could go and make money and also stuff. Like there was like literally about, by what, 20, 22 people that we know mutual G's that, that wanted to, that wanted to do HAPS as a full -time job. Yeah. i mean we were the Jeff and I, for as small as we were just beginning, we were making money off of HAPS. I HAPS. I loved what they were doing in the beginning. you know i didn't care for the drama i didn't care for the bullshit i didn't care for some of the people on there but the actual platform itself in the beginning yeah was fan plastic i mean i gotta to give credit where credits due i can hate on haps all day long but It's literally where we started. I mean, this this is this is where nonsense till nonsense started was on HAPS. this is yeah that was That was where you know obviously we've grown and we've moved past it. But at the at the end of the day, I love HAPS for that. I love the fact that we had the opportunity to allow myself to meet, and I'm gonna speak for myself personally,

Speaker: this is my dream this podcasting day this is what i want yeah and yeah and and also and also too it's like you know while doing the live stream it's like okay like ah content it's like you gotta to know your audience and so but so like my thing on on haps like people people wouldn't mind if I talked about music I had like low viewership but they're not talking and then when I do like the food porn and then everybody like oh yeah that food porn holy a food porn yeah that's when I was like oh yeah I guess show me what always made me hungry every time you did that you know like eat while I'm watching that thing

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, yeah. When you get on, you're like in the kitchen cooking and you're like, oh, yeah, I'm just making this. Yeah. He said he's sort of like talking like he's fucking emerald agassi. He's like, yeah, see, I got the little cream here. I got a little pepper here. I'm like, yeah, people love this. Yeah. So so that was that was like the beauty of going. Yeah. So that was like the viewership that we had. And so it's like, all right, well, this is where we get most of the views. So we're just going to stick with what works. Yeah. yeah because i mean and and then and then a lot of times too like i would have i had one people were like like i'll get the private message they're like yeah i wanted i wanted to say my piece but i don't want to be judged because one time i was i got like all the on the political deal it was just like questions i was just like you know i was like everybody's welcome to come on you know i just want to know i had all these questions like like how do your political beliefs come about what drove yeah that is

Speaker: you know i think it's cool but i don't think anybody wants to do it because you know air bikes so we're all ali i said but then i respond i was like i just want to know you know it's like i'm not placing each i'm not placing any judgment whether

Speaker: the the the yeah or would have you ever thought about later down the road like, hey, maybe I should change up because this ain't working. You know, I had like, I think like 15 questions that I wrote down and I actually shut up. Like, here's my questions. So it's not, it's not like I'm not, I'm not like picking on you. And it's like, there's like half of it was like, Oh, no. A fraction of that was like, Democratic questions. Another production was like Republican questions. Another production was like independent questions. yeah which' just i went i I went in the paint on that. And it's just like, I just wanted to know. and But yeah, a lot of people are like, oh, yeah, man, you just can't you just can't talk about that. You can't do that. Yeah, you just can't. You're the one years old, go pissed, too. And I'm sitting there going, like, going, on ah I'm not afraid.

Speaker: right Yeah, you got that forecast. But I got to get going, guys. It's almost 10 o 'clock here. All right, Chef Jeez. Chef Jeez. Yeah, I got to get to the store before it closes. It's almost 10 o 'clock here. Oh, it's almost 1 o 'clock here. Yeah, my store closes in an hour, and I need to head out today. It's almost midnight here. I appreciate you coming in tonight, man. You know, we love you. I'll see you around. Much love. Thank you. take care of yourself

Speaker: yeah i know you know i think it's the one thing that do i did it didn't roll because we were playing we were playing music i mean ah we were playing blackop mojo but but we will play a music all the time yeah oop yeah yeah i mean i did like the the it's like I had an audience for traveling, I had an audience for cooking, and very little on entertainment. And I figured I was like i was like i was thinking like the entertainment would be better because it's like I'm talking about like a whole plethora going from like action movies to rom -coms to sci -fi to this to that. I'm like, come on, guys. i mean it's It's funny how how that works. it's even like Even right now, you know, um

Speaker: you know, we can do, you know, we, we do men's mental health, for instance, you know, make and, you know, we'll, we'll do that show and we'll get 20, 30 live viewers. And then but we do Jeff's garage and and and and he'll get like 10 viewers and then you know like what the fuck news we'll be out there with like 20 viewers or something like that whatever the case may be well we get a lot of replay views which is cool too and we get a lot of we get a lot of listens on on the on the podcast platforms but um

Speaker: you know and then and then you know we'll do what the fuck news and get the views and then like Mark and Brian will get uh talking shit they'll get like five or ten views and then Saturday nights are hit or miss I mean some Saturday nights uh obviously tonight's an anomaly uh you know shout out to Frank because he did put it on his Twitter page um and whatnot, but you know Saturday nights, we'll do a show one Saturday night and and have 50 viewers. And then the next Saturday night, we're doing basically the same exact thing. We'll get like five live viewers. And it's just like yeah yeah like, it's Saturday night. We're doing the same exact thing that we do every Saturday night. you like It's so weird how you get that, that that

Speaker: that flip so fast with the same hill or you know like like last night I've gotten a lot of messages and the review you know this was your best interview yet man this was the best Clicks House of Music yet you know no disrespect to the other guests those have been fun shows those were great shows well but this is your best one with Jules last night but the numbers weren't there as compared to yeah and then and also too it takes the replays are another thing yeah it it takes it takes a lot because ah did you listen to the ah six feet under with mark halloway I've seen it a couple times. I'm not ah i'm not an avid listener. So just recently he had Chris Van Vliet and we talked about him before. So Chris Van Vliet is a guest on his show and he like, Chris Van Vliet's like geeky. I was like, wow. He was, I'm normally bringing people on my show. He was, I feel so weird that I'm on someone, I'm a guest on somebody else's show. But then, but he was like saying to us, you know, like,

Speaker: The Undertaker show, like they only been on for almost 18 weeks and they're the number one rated wrestling podcast. Yeah. Number one. And they're barely on that. Like they've just getting started. And Chris, I believe he was like, he was here because Chris family's like number two. Yeah. And he said, like, he was, it took me 10 years just to get where I'm at. He goes, I'm at 300 something odd episodes and you guys are seven, 18 weeks in and y 'all are like, whoa. Yeah. And so, and and so that they were, they were saying like how they were just talking and they're just going like, yeah, you know, well, you know, um, cause the guy, the, uh, undertaker's co -host was like saying, you know, yeah, let's just talk about this. You know, baby, people want to, and under is like, man, I don't want to bore people to death. They're like, no, people want to hear stories. So they had that. And then, you know, next, you know, it's like, boom, Mark Henry's on Mark Henry was a guest and then next it just started taking off from there. So now it's like,

Speaker: It, you know, it's a slow progression because it's like, uh, well, what do we talk about? I can't talk about wrestling all the damn time, you know, so they want to like kind of jump around. So basically, uh, you know, in regards to us as a whole, it's like, yeah, you know, you gotta find what your audience is into. So, so I think when I do come back into live streaming and I have my own gig, Cause right now, like my, when my current situation, it's like, I'm barely on it enough as it is already. ah You're so hit or miss because, you know, like I told you from jump street, I would love to have you be a part of men care for men. I think it would be a great member of that show, but I also understand your situation. Yeah. So I would like to, I would like to jump on more. Um, but yeah, I think like.

Speaker: later down the the the

Speaker: and um and and um'm i'll kind of like take of like with a disclaimer i'm like look i'm just gonna talk about stuff if I know a lot of people are not gonna like it, some people may agree, some people may not agree, but hey, it's like, and then I, because I always wanted to do one where no matter what, like it was, I was going to do a deal, like I was going to have it specifically like on Wednesdays yeah on hat on Haps where it was just like, it's like, uh, it, well I did have it, but it didn't, it barely had like a little bit of traction, but it didn't really go anywhere.

Speaker: But it was like, I was like, let's talk about, I'll go dot, dot, dot. And then today it would be like, uh, this movie or then the next week, let's talk about dot, dot, dot band of brothers next week. Let's talk about dot, dot, dot hip hip hop in the nineties. And that's what it was like, let's talk about it. It's like, it can't, you know, I had a little bit of trash, but I think I just need to put more, more stuff into it, more, you know, our, you know, R and D. do a little bit more homework on it and then maybe like later down on the the

Speaker: ah we hey um in my early twenty s that i did not give a shit but you know exactly i mean and and and that's the thing i mean like to be people dug up my old there scopes godam i was yeah i was a mess man you know and and the the the the

Speaker: because at that at at at that time that was the horn making of the logical decisions yeah sort of exactly i mean how you can go back to win this when when when when nico first started i mean There's episodes where I have lost my fucking, I mean, shit, I'll use this for an example. You know, Leahy and I used to not like each other. Yeah, no, I remember that. There was episodes where I went off on her. Yeah, and and then and that was the thing. You've talked about it, and Leahy and ladyy are I are friends now. We talked about it. I've apologized. She's apologized. You know, we fell into a false narrative that was created by stupid -ass fucking individual people.

Speaker: and And, and, and. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I mean, how I've done, I have to look back at some old shows and been like, Jesus fucking Christ. I can't. Yeah. cause It was so easy. Yeah. It's so easy to get into, but I don't know. I mean, cause I do want to do like whenever, whenever I do go back in, I do want to have like more ideas of what I want to do. Yeah. You know, maybe they do like two shows a week. And like on whatever day I pick, it's like, you know, like the, Hey, let's talk about dot, dot, dot, dot. And then probably on the other one, like, Hey, let's meet in the middle. Like, let's meet in the middle on that, dot, dot, you know, yeah almost the, almost the same concept, but it's like, with like, let's talk about, that's like for like the friendly, friendly, easygoing version. Like, Hey, let's talk about like life in the nineties or life in the 2000s. And then let's spend the middle on some certain issues.

Speaker: yeah I want to like, like, it's it's like, you got the general talk, the easy softball question, but then I want to like, I want to go, I want to go hard and heavy on this one. You know, cause I mean, you know me, I'm, I'm too much of a free thinker and for some people it's cool, but other people are like, Oh man, he's pushing that envelope. And yeah, it's like, I want to push and it's like, I'm just, um, it's just, especially as of now, now everything that's going on. I mean, ah because i kind of had a small ran the other day at work and because one of the other guys was going he's like look because you know obviously what this month is and he and he just goes he's like he man this is too much for a non-bininary person i just went thank god for that because i don't think we're ready for andro i was like i don't think we're ready for binary ah tech anyway he looked at me funny like what i said yes you are non-binary you are a living breathing organism you were born you are living functioning breathing eating shitting thing and i was like binary is like your android you're you're robotic you know i was like that's my interpretation of binary nonbinary you know you got the tech

Speaker: you got the nonte so non-binary to me is like nontech you're you know i'm like thank god for that because i don't know if i could handle like talking to a data and he didn't know what i meant by that was like that's a star trek reference but um you know i'm talking to an android like and ai ai android and then ah and i said i said that's another thing i was saying in where we're at it i wass like the whole pronoun thing is so god damn stupid i was like i don't need a grammar lesson yeah I was like, yeah, I'm like, okay, your pronouns are she, her, yeah, you are a female, you dress like a female, you do girly shit, that's what females do. I don't need to know like, oh, your pronouns are she, her, her, and that's in the, she, her, and hers. How the fuck does that make sense? You know, I'm like, where's the ownership? Where's the position? And then, and then, and then on top of that, and then, and then, and then I said like the,

Speaker: and then here's another one how one person cause say my pronouns are they them i'm like that's plural you're singular youre one uno individual independent you're but like where do you where's the plural come in yeah where's the plural and then they'll talk about oh well i'm and then and when there's someone like gender fluid or whatever i'm like look you need to go ahead yeah i was like you need to talk to a professional the You're a guy you have a beard you have a deep voice you drink beer a lot that's guy shit alyssa you're professional, you're smart, intelligent, and probably cook an amazing flip -flopping magnificent meatloaf. You do your girly shit, you do your guy shit, I do my guy shit. It's like, we know that, hey, there's male and there's female, there's nothing else. my I don't know, I think Glick says she, her, and hers. My pronouns are Bigfoot or Squatch. That's a descriptive adjective, sir. No, those are my pronouns.

Speaker: the the the the the

Speaker: but yeah but a bit over so this is my purse but yeah i think the whole like i don't i don't understand the necessity of like ah trust me by my pronouns like no i um like i are your fucking name how's that yeah Yeah, Sasquatch lives matter.

Speaker: oh Goddammit, I'm not a fucking wookiee, you racist piece of shit. but I don't mean that, but I mean, it's just, I don't know. It's just, I find it like I don't understand. Why is it so important? Like I trust me, but I'm like, I don't, I'm trying to figure it out in the sentence. You know, it's, ah I'm like,

Speaker: I'm trying to use the right grammar on this one, but I was like, okay, so you want me to use your pronouns? Is she hurt? Okay, I got it. So let me try to talk to another person so that way I can incorporate your pronouns into the sentence. Not too long ago. I think it was, well, I guess it's been a while back. I might've been like two years ago. Um, I was doing a live on tick tock and, uh, you know, we were conversating, having a good time, having fun, doing what we do. And, uh, somebody came in there and in the comments are like, Oh, uh, Hey, what's your pronouns? I was like, Oh, quick.

Speaker: And they're like, Oh, what is that? I don't know. That's just what everybody calls me. And they're like, that's not what I'm saying. Like, what are are you, are you, are you, he, him, she, I'm fucking click. And they got all mad at me and flustered. And I'm like, I don't, I i don't understand what you're asking me because you can clearly see that I'm a dude. Like I'm not, I'm not some weirdo on Tik TOK with a beard. and and and and talking. I am a woman and and then then and then and then and then it's like the fucking pronouns are click. Just fucking call me click. Call me anything. Just call me. for click Yeah. um and or you Call me a piece of shit and call me a motherfucker. You can call me a dickhead. ah Yeah, but I'm a dude like I don't know where this conversation is going. I like I really don't know what the fuck you want.

Speaker: and they got back to telling me because I wouldn't define my pronouns. It's just like... It's grammar. Yeah, I'm like, I'm slick. That's all I can say. It's grammar. Nobody knows what grammar is anymore, though, Brian. Shit, I've been ruling it. Common sense ain't common, apparently, since 2019. ah You've been voting English language. I don't know. It's just, it's just so illogical. I mean, cause like, like over the last 10 years I've been hitting, I've been going ever approach everything from a logical standpoint. And so every time I hear this show, like how, how does that make sense? But that was, that was the other part of their argument. What do we call you?

Speaker: yeah Brian, yeah you call me fucking click. It's not fucking I'm I'm not asking you to decipher Da Vinci's code. I'm not asking you to fucking build a spaceship and fly to the moon. And I'm not asking you to solve fucking cancer. Yes. what are our You call me fucking Glick, you goofy bastard. Yeah, I know. I'll call you Chris. You're not fucking allowed. But I mean, but yeah, I mean, I mean, like and and they and then and then and then they're like, no, well I mean, but really? What can we call you? I'm like,

Speaker: ah if you want to go deeper than brian then it said okay amarraian oh what i'm like american asian my dad is american and my mom is asian you combine the fifth I have a body of a God, it's Buddha. right it but You know what? That'd be my new handle. Strongman Buddha. There we go. Right there. Strongman Buddha. First, I got like chopstick, none chopstick nunchucks. I have a plethora. You want to go by adjectives? Let's go. I mean, yeah, I like that one. Strongman Buddha.

Speaker: i'm kind i'm a copper at this shit right i i but i've told people before ah i have the body of a god and then that was that was my t-shirt i had that like you know and the dionsis the the great god of the I'm a copper ship right now and i wore that at the gym and people got the jizz like oh that's nice they're like that's awesome dude like yeah you know because it's just kind of like i didn't take it serious it was i love shirts like that yeah

Speaker: Yeah, that's why I always told people Dionysus. He was the Greek god of quote unquote wine, but he was the party guy. He was the guy who liked to have a good time and party. And he was a big boy. He was a big boy. Yeah. He was a big boy. We do big boys around here. Big boy. Yeah. Hang on. Strong Buddha. Scrong Buddha. as they say in the streets. We'll see. You don't know. There we go. There we go. um matt Yeah, maybe. oh man mooddha Big boy doing the big boy things. Big boy. Big boy Buddha. Hell yeah. this is i I don't know, man. I got to agree with you, man. That shit don't make no damn sense to me at all. I don't understand the pronoun thing. I teach your own. I don't. If it makes you happy,

Speaker: fucking do you but I mean, yeah, yeah, you do you but yeah i don't don't like force feed me the shit that I don't that I don't care about. But yeah, don't get mad at me because that's not my life. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, have pronouns. I'm I'm fucking click at the end of the day. yeah If you can't tell that I am a guy and I do guy shit, then you you need to be re like re educated. Yeah, that way it's not even, like I said, it's not even that it's just, I'm just fucking glick, man. Like, damn, like, what do you, what do you fucking want from me? Uh, you can look at me and listen to me and clearly tell, tell my, my gender. Yeah. I'm not out here confusing the hell out of people. It's not like half of my face is shaved and I wear makeup on one side of my face and the other side of my face looks like this. And and like and I'm sorry.

Speaker: And I'm sorry, like if you're a dude and you're rocking a beard and you're wearing makeup, but then you're saying you're a female, I'm not taking you seriously. Yeah. Yeah. You're weird. You're weird. i'm not I'm not. Yeah. I'm not taking you seriously. i it's It's even like, it's it's even like, uh, yeah, know as, as much as I love my broster and and ah and as, as much as I'm supportive of my broster, um, you know, I've, I've, I've supported him, uh, when When my poster was my sister and my sister came out as lesbian, I've always supported, even back then, I supported her. When when but he decided that he was transgender and he was transitioning, I supported him. i Hey, you know what, if this is gonna make you happy, I love you.

Speaker: ah do what you do what you need to do to make yourself happy, to feel comfortable in your own skin. I jokingly said one night that this was on Periscope. I jokingly said one night that my broaster was in the building and people were like, what's a broaster? And I was like, well, it's my sister that's now my brother. So it's my broaster. And it was a joke. And and and and he was taken away out of context. Well, he was in there. He was in there. And I was like, oh, man. The next like the next day, I was like, oh, man. I'm going to catch 17 different. And I thought I'm afraid of my broaster. I beat the hell out. Beat the hell out of that goofy looking a bitch. Yeah. But I feel bad. you know and then And then he messaged me but like the next day or the day after or whatever it was. And he was like, I like that broaster. And that's become our thing. like That's my broaster. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Speaker: That's, that's our thing. And some people have, some people have gotten really got gotten really pissed off when I say that about him. And it's like, look, I say him, I say he, I say, you know, all the things I'm supposed to say. But this is one thing that this is our thing and he doesn't mind and, and he likes it. And he loves the nickname and it's my broasters and I've always supported them. And the one thing that I didn't support him on was after the years of going through the transition and being on all the testosterone and blah, blah, blah, that he decided to be pregnant. and I'm a man and I'm pregnant. and I said, you're not a man. Stop it. You're not a man that is pregnant because I am a man and I did that. I can do a lot of things in this life. i I took a lot. I took a lot of heat when, when, when it came to something like that. what might green Yeah, I agree. But, um,

Speaker: But no, I took a lot of heat because when, for instance, you know, like I said, I was like, you could take a Toyota Camry, all the mechanical parts, but if you just take off the shell of the Camry, we throw a truck body on it. Guess what? It's a truck on the outside, but you're still a Camry on the inside. You can't change the internal parts. It's like you're still, it's, like biology and mechanical know -how. It's like, it's a Camry underneath a truck body. Yeah. No matter how much you change it, no matter how much you alter it, but still you're on a Camry body. You're on a Camry frame. You got a Camry engine, Camry, uh, you know, camshaft, drive, shaft, drive train, everything Camry.

Speaker: Yeah, you take it off and put on an SUV body. Guess what? It's still a Camry. Yeah. No no matter what, twice it. Yeah. That was, that was the one thing that we, we did disagree on, but it wasn't nothing that turned into a fight. Yeah. i mean right i i mean and and and And we moved on and like, you know, I still call ah him, him, you know, he's a dad. You know, I, you know, I'm still doing, the right thing because I want to be supportive. But the one thing that it was just like, you're not a man. And yeah, ah you're not a man who's pregnant because men cannot know. Yeah. ah But um well, and that's the other thing, like, like, like Steven just said, um too many people want to be moral compass. Look,

Speaker: A, nobody needs a fucking savior, all right? You know, sometimes things are what they are. They're just jokes. It's just people having fun. We're human. Nobody needs, like, like this show, for instance, and I'm gonna say this show in particular, because we're fucking ridiculous on nonsensical nonsense. We say and do things that are so, far out in left field. they Yeah, it's basically like locker room talk. But when when when you have 10 people in here, a lion on a show and we're all having fun and we're all laughing, we don't need somebody to become it. Come in here and be the **** white knight. We don't need a moral compass. We don't know. Savior. We're all grown ass adults. If somebody says something that pisses me off,

Speaker: I'm gonna fucking check your ass. If somebody says something that pisses Alyssa off, or Brian off, or or or Jeff, or Connor, or Steven, or Mark and Brian, or anybody who may be in here, if you say something that doesn't set the right way with somebody, they're gonna fucking check your ass. Yeah, I mean, like, yeah I mean, like, I was always able to talk shit. But working on the oil field, I took like a masterclass of talking shit. Like that's what that, ah that, that, that's the funniest thing I tell people that I said, yeah, I was like, all this over here, like, you know, people say in the N word, this slang, that whatever, everything derogatory. Y 'all are like, Oh my God. Oh my God. I said, that's elementary level. I was like, out there.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, no. I was like, I got called everything under the sun. And when the one guy called me chuck when my ah ah secondary supervisor, he said, hey, chopstick, nunchucks, get over here. And I'm like, I was like, I love that. I was like, I'll give you 20 bucks and I'm going to copyright that shit. That is mine now. Chopstick, nunchucks, bitch. Yeah. yeah like So I mean, yeah. um I'm blue collar middle class, man. I've heard it all. I've said, I've said it all. Oh, Lord knows you said it all. And it was funny too, because I still have like that, that talk at that oil field talking shit. Cause one of the drivers, he said, they're like being, I'm like, come on, man. You can't tell me you can't park between two yellow stripes to tell you, Hey, this is where you get, you gotta be seated here. and And then my, my manager, my receiving manager is right next to me.

Speaker: And we're going back, and and the driver and I are going back and forth. and He goes goes, all right, man. I'm sorry, man. I'm rusty. And I'm like, I just went, is that what you tell every new girl on Bissonette on payday? And my manager's going like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, easy, killer. Easy. And then then the driver's like, he's like, damn, man. He's like, you went there. I said, hey, man, you're always talking about Bissonette. And pretty much, Bissonette is like the boulevard of the prostitutes. So when he said, so when he said that, Hey, I'm rusty. I'm like, is that what you tell every new girl on this and then on payday?

Speaker: bit bit Yeah. love it Yeah. My baby's just like, whoa, whoa, hold on. Whoa. And that's the thing. Like, you know, like I said, this show, for instance, man, we're, we're having fun. It's 99 % of what we're talking about is fucking jokes, man. Like, yeah. Like, Lighten up man if you're if you're upset or pissed off about something somebody said take a deep breath like hello and take a And the other 1 % is you talking about how much y 'all need Jesus because of what you say Five minutes But uh, but yeah mean yeah, I'm watching it

Speaker: Uh, yeah, no, but it really is. But, you know, I mean, yeah, we, we, we we talk trash, but we don't like cross that line. Yeah. It's not like, it's not like we're up here dropping. It's not like, you know, we come on and we're like, well, we're nonsensical nonsense and word inward andward inward inward inward. You know, you know so so I mean, I mean, yeah, I mean, I mean, like, I've been like, like me personally, like, dude, I get dished out by my best friend day in day out. It's like, it's it's like his only therapy for him. but And then I get, and then I, and and then I get barbed thrown at me at work. So it's like, it's a double whammy. So it's like, I've already taken a lot of greed and plus all the other jobs that I worked at. I've had everything tossed at me, slangs and all this other stuff, everything derogatory. And I laugh at it because I'm like,

Speaker: you know because i will let them know like nah no creative point and i already done heard that the the the the and call you a mexican and know you're korean ah figure it out mexican half time you du finder dip shitit

Speaker: but ah but but man works i but like it but like last sunday late last sunday I'm like i I mix like my mango juice with my pineapple juice. I mix it together and we're all in the kitchen. My best friend's and we' disgusting, by the way. Fuck you. I'm a tropical brother. you pick Two of the worst fruits known to mankind. as go and the No, Did you just call mango dessert mango pineapple disgusting? Look, I don't have to have this discussion with you. I have this discussion every day with Nicole. I don't need to have this discussion with you, Alyssa. Oh, we're having this discussion. ah ah But, um, but so, so I mixed my mango drink. I mixed my mango juice, who I'm pineapple juice, and then I'm eating a banana. And then I was like, i I'm eating the banana. And then all of a sudden I just feel it. It's just like, I feel it. And I realized, and I realized what I'm doing. I just caught on what I'm doing. I'm like,

Speaker: I'm drinkging i'm drinkging troublem i'm having my drink and then i'm eating banana and then i look i look up and kenny has a shit eatingating grin or evil but but of another dude the wrong way or no no no no no no no no he always makes no no no he always makes fun of me because i'm half ti so i' drinking remind you but pineapple mango ad minute some you you charlie goes yes ah you miss your home and I'm drinking fuck

Speaker: And he just goes come on. Let's go find your hut. Come on Let's go find your head like let's go find your people and i'm only being nice And he goes i'm only being nice when I say people he was you you you things I'm like He's like he was hey man. I loved your book when I was reading as a kid where the wild things are I'll be like yeah he was just going down the line of like Fucking white asshole, you know You fucking cracker piece of shit. And then and then ah and everybody's going like, damn, man, that he's like, he's going out. I'm like, no, he's just envious because I still have awesome hair and he doesn't. ah You know, it's it's it's great to throw that at people, man. Yeah. So I was like, oh.

Speaker: I got, I got fantastic hair. I got a great beard. I mean, I mean, I mean, like, and and it's funny too, because like, like, but my second supervisor, his name's Mike and we're still cool to this day. Like we'll, we'll talk every now and then, but, um, we're, we just got done with our shift. He's like, all right. And he's from Kentucky. And so, you know, what so, you know, I, I have like ranks for days on that shit, but, um, he knows, all right, Brown, he was like, you're driving. I'm like, all right, cool. So I got my hard hat on and normally i have my bandana underneath my hard hat. So I take it off. And then I was, sudden um I do my bandana and I'm like, Oh, I'm just like messing with my hair. So um' I'm just messing with my hair and kind of going through it and everything. And then I look over and he goes, anytime's princess. And I just go, and he showed me a picture of him back in the day. He was like rocking a hardcore mullet. Nice.

Speaker: And I went like this, I went, oh, I was like, my bad, Mike. I was like, does this bother you that I have awesome flowing hair? And he just goes, he goes, fuck you. He goes, at least I can open my eyes all the way. And I'm like, oh. Well, ladies gentlemen, I hate to be the one to do it, but just suck it. I hate to be the one to do it, ladies and gentlemen. It's been another wild Saturday night. It's been another fun Saturday night. We do appreciate y 'all listening and make sure you tune in next Saturday night. We'll be back that here on nonsensical nonsense. And if you need a fix, if you want to listen to some podcasts, make sure you tune in, uh, starting Monday.

Speaker: Monday night is Men Can for Men as Men's Mental Health Show. Tuesday night is Jeff's Garage. If it fits in the garage, it's got a motor and a steering wheel. They're going to talk about it. Wednesday night says, what the fuck news? If it's in the news and it makes you say, what the fuck? We're going to talk about it. Thursday night is a brand new episode of Talking shitoo tu tuta talking Shit with Mark and Brian. I don't know what they got going on this Thursday night. Friday night is a brand new episode. This Friday night, brand new episode. of Glick's house and music. We got a new musician in the house hanging out doing what we do Saturday night. Now, since we're nonsense is back again, unhinged, son apologetic, open door challenge. If you want to come in and hang out with us, you're more than welcome to the link is always in the chat and nothing on Sunday as of right now, but it's coming, coming soon.

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