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Episode 205: SECOND TASTE OF EPISODE #205: “This Episode Will Protect You from Covid Effectively as a Mask”

S4 E205 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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THIS WEEK:

  • A politician joins the “Hate Crime Hoax Hall of Fame” on, “This Week in, ‘Are You Effin Kidding Me?’”
  • LeCommie James memorizes a press statement about Brittney Griner and how he’s glad he’s back safely, in America. That he disrespects.
  • An excerpt from my book, “The Four Stages of Being an Amateur”


On “A la Carte”: Elton John hates on “Rocket Man”, sports teams’ name changes, and amateurs threatening to leave Twitter

On “3 Pro Things”:
a parent delivers a mic drop on school board, trans ain’t the plan for this man, and an actor calls out the Twitter whiners

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Introduction by Joe Pritch on Gab

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This audio clip was posted by Joe Pritch

Brittany Griner's On-court Incident

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on Gab.
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Here is Brittany Griner being interviewed on a sports talk show and he's recanting a story about a fight that he got into during a game.
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She ran into the elbow.
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She didn't like it.
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Pulled me back.
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Threw a punch.
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Grazed me on my cheek.
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I'm bigger.
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6'8".
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A little bit stronger.
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I think everybody's B. I'm a little bit stronger.

Controversial Claims about Public Figures

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Grown man.
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Well, look who stopped being such a bitch.
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I've been saying Brittany Griner and Michelle Obama are men for quite a while now.
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And no, I'm not 100% certain.
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Obama, referring to his wife as Michael.
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The Obama's kids don't look like them.
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And you have a 6'8 person with a voice like that.
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No chest, no scars showing mastectomies.
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But I still get, oh, Lou, Brittany Griner isn't a man.
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Michelle Obama isn't a man.
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But yet, an adult hears a little 10-year-old boy exclaim, I'm a girl, once.
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And as Bill Maher said, get the dick soft.