Nonsensical Nonsense 133 And on the 8th day he created...

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Speaker: I'm totally doing my music cheese

Speaker: What's going on everybody? Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. Hopefully you guys had a good week. Having a good weekend so far. Got Jeff and Tony in the house.

Speaker: I guess I have. I had a bunch of I can pretend to be on a call too. Hey, yeah, man. Go ahead. I'll get that. Take care for you. Yeah. Yeah. It's all good. Don't worry about it. Yeah, let's see. Nah, we got new people going over there. Everybody's coming over there. We're asking me how come the show hasn't started yet. Don't let them know. Okay. Don't sit tight. Hold on. No, figure it out. Show's starting. Calm down. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. This is a real show, not a chat room.

Speaker: was shut Tony down because he's apparently doing 27 different things at the same time. Yeah, he's making a golf. Yeah. He just told you to.

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Speaker: You guys can sit in your starting fives. You can just send us an email. You'd like to tell us how great we are, how awesome we are. Send Tony the definition of jealousy. That'd be fantastic because I don't think he quite understands what that means.

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Speaker: and not share. Don't give me any shit. Don't nothing. First and foremost, Jeff, you act like you're the only person on this planet that has a job. Now you choose to sit in that bathroom for 16 hours a day.

Speaker: You don't have to. You choose to. I have a job. I work 40 hours a week. Tony works sometimes when he's feeling okay. I do 40 hours by Wednesday. You choose. You don't have to. You choose. You're paid by the hour. You're paid salary. So what sense does that make to work 80 hours a week? None. And then on top of that, I do about 40 plus hours a week on this podcast.

Speaker: So, yes, if you could take five minutes out of your day to make three or four TikTok videos, you could take 30 seconds out of your day to share out our podcast. Did I get you, though? Did I get you? You are the idiot. No, no, didn't. Because Nick sent me a message this morning. Oh, the finger thing? Oh, fuck you. No, I was like, Oh, Nick sent me a message. He went, he went L -M -A -O, motherfucker.

Speaker: I know you said that I was like, he's about to do something stupid. I already know what he's doing. But now that I've yelled at my co -host. I was acting with myself because I got Nick. I heard that. Now that I've yelled at my co -host. I went and seen a movie. Well, Jody and I went and seen a movie last night. Okay. Here's my question. I've seen a lot of clips.

Speaker: I'm not going to spoil anything. The movie was awesome. Oh my god. That movie was oh dude. I heard there's a lot of references to the original dude. It's it's it's full of the whole movie. It's so nostalgic.

Speaker: from from from opening credit scene all the way to the final scene was amazing. And there's a ton of references into the original movie. They did Iceman. Perfect. Like they they they really did that were really good. Yeah. But was but what but what was crazy and this isn't really a spoiler or anything like that. But

Speaker: outside of Maverick, the two main pilots, which is obviously Rooster and another guy who plays kind of the Iceman role. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Watch the movie or look up clips.

Speaker: It is crazy how much Miles Teller looks like Goose, the kid who played Goose. I've been seeing apparently chicks are flipping out because Miles Teller. I still say he's got a punchable face. He legitimately looks like Meg Ryan and Anthony.

Speaker: Anthony Edwards, I think, is the name who played Goose. Yeah. He looks like he was legitimately their kid. I like the fact that they kept it in the family that they carried the generations on. They did the same thing from Independence Day. They did a good job. Well, I understand that Miles Teller's character is supposed to be Goose and Meg Ryan's kid. And if I'm wrong, please correct me. But I heard the math doesn't add up.

Speaker: I mean, well, no, it's it's not gonna because the movie came out in 86. It was what? 30 some years ago. So, I mean, I guess, yeah, yeah. It's been disbelief there for just a minute, but it could also it doesn't doesn't have a date on when this

Speaker: Not really it's just present. Okay, so it could be it could They could match the date. Yeah, the age just by changing But but the guy who the guy who played

Speaker: Kind of the Iceman role, kind of the cocky asshole pilot. Looks just like Val Kilmer. So nice. So it was kind of crazy. That was one thing that Jody and I both said coming out of the movie. It's wild that the younger characters that were kind of filling in voids look just like those characters that they were kind of filling in the void for. Was there a Marlin version?

Speaker: No, there was a bunch of, there was actually a bunch of pilots. So there's a lot, I mean, it's a cool class. So they all kind of have their own little, I wouldn't say that they're small roles, but they've all got their own little - Their own parts, right?

Speaker: Yeah. Park is the other, the other pilots and stuff, but it was, if you guys haven't seen it yet, anybody who's listening, anything like that, what's going on chatters box, we see y 'all.

Speaker: go watch it. I can't wait for it to come out on HBO or whatever. I'm probably going to watch it. I'm probably going to watch it 20 more times. I want to watch that. I kind of want to watch Top Gun again, the original. Well, that's the problem I'm running into. It just went off. Nobody here in the house has seen Top Gun with the exception of myself. It's on HBO Max, I believe. So yeah, I'm trying to not have to pay for it.

Speaker: because the crime wants like $15 and I'm like, you know what? I'm good. I would pay for it. It's it's it's worth to pay for it. In all honesty, I'm not telling. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no. I think it's like a rent to like you have 12 hours to watch it and I'm like, yeah, I don't know. I think it's on HBO Max, I believe. Oh, I can literally. I don't think it's on HBO. I think it's on Netflix.

Speaker: It's on something, I've seen it on something. It's on Prime, but only to rent or buy. But like I said, I can hook up my computer to the TV and watch it.

Speaker: but I did watch. I need one of those. I need one of those. I'll give them. Send me that link. That link I want. Send me that link. That'll send you. I got that link for days. I got that link. Yeah, I got it saved on my Xbox. Yeah, it works great too. Yeah, no, it works fantastic.

Speaker: I watched I did watch Hustle with Adam Sandler and Queen Latifah. I was I the whole time I was watching it and I didn't realize because I'm not the sports guy But I think you guys would freak out throughout the whole movie because you're like, oh shit. That's this guy That's this guy. I only recognize one guy and he's in the trailer. He's like he says he's 22, but he's

Speaker: unremarkable known as a pro NBA player. No, they showed a preview of it last night in the theater and it looked pretty good. There's the Thor, Love and Thunder. That looks so damn good. I think that comes out like July 8th and I'm going down to see Jody that weekend, so we're already going to

Speaker: have another date night and go see that and then there's Brad Pitt's got a new movie coming out. I saw that from the director of Deadpool and it's called Bullet Train and it looks it looks fucking hilarious but it looks awesome like it's an action movie finally at that point where he can he can he can do a movie and and and make fun of himself like he did that that cameo on Deadpool 2 stuff like that so

Speaker: You know, Brad's finally at that point where you like **** it. Let's have some fun. But uh Jeff real quick on your if if uh if you don't mind on your sports thing, you're not being a sports guy. Father's Day came a little bit early this weekend. Jody brought me my Father's Day gifts. Okay. Got me a new got me a new brown sack. Nice. And I got that right. My guy, my favorite player, Miles Garrett Jersey. I've been looking for this **** since since they drafted the Browns. Looking for a

Speaker: But no, seriously, even the guy that plays his character's name is Kermit. Apparently, I want to say it's played by... Oh my God, it just had the name in my head. What do Lebron change in that movie? No, Lebron is the only one not in it. Because I would recognize Lebron.

Speaker: He's probably off doing a protest somewhere. Jordan's not in it. Shaq's in it. Shaq plays himself. Was Michael Jordan's son Michael B Jordan in it? No, oddly enough, no. I was like, that kid played ball? What the fuck? But Sandler fucking knocked it out of the park. It is. Speaking of LeBron, you gotta cover that one when Jeff finishes. What? Go ahead, Jeff. I'm gonna let you finish.

Speaker: Oh no, I'm just saying, I think I really enjoy it being sports guys because literally the end credits is nothing but such as that's play himself, such as such plays this guy. And God, it's going to drive me nuts. I'm going to have to look it up. Sandler looked good rocking that full fledged beard though. They did. And Sandler hustled cast, Blake Dermott. As far as the news goes, if you see the latest story on LeBron,

Speaker: I've heard anything about LeBron. No, what'd he do? What'd he do? He wants to buy a team or something, right? One woman is trying to accuse him of flying her out to see him cheating on his wife. Oh, so LeBron is a dirty bird. Anthony Edwards. Yeah. I didn't. Like I said, he played a character. He played, obviously, the black man.

Speaker: But Anthony Edwards, he plays the asshole guy going against the main character. Well, the character that Adam Sandler is trying to help. And he's constantly taunting the guy.

Speaker: And Anthony Edwards fucking gilded. I was shocked when I found out he was a pro basketball player because I didn't recognize him by the face because he's not LeBron or Shaq or Kobe or something like that. You know, those guys, I would know. I mean, well, Kobe, but those guys, I would know I look, but I doubt Kobe's going to show up. That would that would be impressive if Kobe was there. Oh, he would shut up. But like it scared the hell out of me. Yeah.

Speaker: Dr. J showed up. I instantly recognized Dr. J. When Shaq was there, of course I recognized Shaq. Anybody that is like, I recognized, I was like, oh shit, look who it is.

Speaker: But then at the end of the movie, I'm watching the end credits and I was saying, this guy played himself. This guy played himself. This guy was, holy shit. It's an all -star NBA cast. Yes. But that's what Sadler's doing. Because Sadler plays ball. If you watch him, what's up, Deb? If you watch him for as long as you are, he does play ball for real. Oh, yeah. Because everybody knows what we do. We got G's. Well, Sadler doesn't play ball throughout the whole movie. It's fucking, it's annoying. Because you know what? Sadler got skills.

Speaker: Sailor got skills but he doesn't show them in the movie. He's a talent scout that wants to be a coach and he becomes an assistant coach and then the guy that made him an assistant coach dies.

Speaker: And and his did the the guy's son now takes over the team and tells Adam. Sounds good. Get the **** back out there and find me some **** players. You're not allowed to do movie reviews, Jeff.

Speaker: I don't know. It's like in the first five minutes, calm down. It's not a spoiler. You see it coming. As soon as he gets his little office, you're like, Oh yeah, this guy's going to die. Let me give you a review of this movie. Four hours later, he's told us every character, every plot twist, every, no, no, there's some plot twists that you don't see coming, but it's actually really good. I really enjoyed it. I do recommend it. So what the hell's happened with LeBron? I'm curious.

Speaker: There's a lady from the Real Housewives of Atlanta that says he was white. Why I take this long with my question? Why she waiting for that with my question? And I don't believe you yet is my point. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. Let me see. Maybe maybe he's done flying around. The money's drying up. So now she needs to go after him and if it's even true, you know, it's a money grab. It's it's it's a it's a money grab. But B, if it ain't on the gram, it's a scam. So I don't believe it. And I'm not I'm not LeBron's biggest fan either. I think he's kind of a pompous ass. But but I I don't want nobody tripped up just because I'm making shit up. Oh, we'll see.

Speaker: watching this play Uno. One of our main Uno players is on airtime now so they will be playing tonight. If you have not watched Obi -Wan Kenobi on Disney Plus, I highly. I've not watched it. Highly. Highly. Okay, wait, wait. Is it better or worse than Han Solo movie?

Speaker: The Han Solo movie was dope as fuck. First of all, it's a TV show, number one. I'm not even playing God. Let me just give you the real. It's worth every damn second. Okay. They did not disappoint. They did not disappoint. They did nothing wrong. And everybody at the wing had nothing to do. You need to watch every damn episode now. You're three episodes short. I got to watch Ms. Marvel. You're starting up a little silly. I want Obi -Wan Kenobi. Yeah. Yeah. I'm thinking I'd rather watch paint dry.

Speaker: Well, you go watch the paint dryer and get your ghost. I'm going to go watch over you. What you need to do is paint over that fucking goat. Don't worry about that ghost. Leave him alone. Yeah, well, fucking Kobe needs to go away because he's scaring me. What that is is somebody from Disney came in and painted Chris's apartment. Listen, every time Joe would get mad, I was just going to go look at the ghost of Ghost Lake where you want to know. Exactly. I'll spill my guts.

Speaker: But Tony, I got a show for you. Tony, I got a show for you. I think you'll get a kick out. Even Chris, I think you might get a kick out of it. The Orville season three just started. The first two seasons are really good. Hulu bought it. So now it's Hulu exclusive. Thank you.

Speaker: So far in third season, the sets are way better. The CGI is great, but I'm not as into it as I was season one too. I'm not a fan of Star Trek, but I did enjoy some of the shit that happened in the Orville.

Speaker: Orville was going to do that. Does Orville and Star Trek have anything to do with each other? It's, it's, it's, it is. Well, it's, it's, Seth MacCarlin created his version of Star Trek. Is that just a parody spin -off or some shit? It's not even necessarily a parody, but I think he did a good job with the person. I think it's actually really good. And I think it wasn't going to be a failure from what I saw the first. I say, okay, this show's going to run.

Speaker: Um, they got to get more creative. They got to do a little bit more, but they're doing everything Star Trek ish with more common. But they're doing a damn good job. And I got to get them to quit. The two aliens smoking cigarettes, man. I lost it. Dude, the two aliens that are the same sex. Yeah. And they got sit on the egg all day. They sit on the egg. And then they fucking discover cigarettes. Yes. Yes. Seriously.

Speaker: It's completely stupid. They got to go to their home planet once a year, just take a piss. Yeah. It's retarded. But some of the episodes, they enter in these different worlds. In the one world, everybody's judged by a social media score.

Speaker: Oh hell, I missed that. That was a fucked up episode. Like everybody's got a little pin that has an arrow up and an arrow down. And if you, if like, like I could literally, if Chris, you pissed me off, I'd be like arrow down and you're

Speaker: Your quote -unquote score goes down and it was fucking a good episode. It's hardly explained. It was a fucking good episode. A couple of episodes when the dude came over there that was always horny and everybody just went out of school with each other. He literally oozed sex. His pheromones made everybody horny.

Speaker: It was fucking ridiculous. For each other, I was like, oh, this is not going to be good. No, but the one chick dating a robot, I still don't get. Dude, what about the little gelatin thing we got with the doctor? And she was all up in there like, this thing was just rented all over. Played by Norm MacFucking Donald. Norm Macdonald does the voice of that guy. Don't give me that face. Don't give me that face.

Speaker: I suffered through the retardedness of the Star Trek shit and it is some funny shit in that show. I'll add it to my list. I'm not a Star Trek guy at all and the only reason I watch it because it was Seth MacFarlane and I I laughed my ass off. They're doing a good job of this show honestly. I will I will add it to my list.

Speaker: If you like the change from the original Longest Yard to the newest Longest Yard, you'll like the change from Star Trek to the Oracle. That's the best comparison. I wasn't a Star Trek fan though. No, but like where Star Trek is real serious about, oh, there's an alien attacking us, you know, they're like, there's an alien attacking us. Wait, but we all are all aliens kind of, you know, they, they, they, they embrace the funny, but they still take certain parts serious.

Speaker: It's, it's actually pretty good. Unlike, unlike some episodes of the show, Tony, have you seen Black Mirror? Black Mirror?

Speaker: on that's all where every episode is different. Yeah. It's all based on technology and basically your phone off. It's a black man. Yeah. It's a, that's a strange show. Oh, episode one where the guy had to fuck the sheet or fuck the pig or whatever on camera in front of the entire country. Yeah. That episode is horrifying.

Speaker: Yeah. Jeff was like, that's a normal Tuesday for me. Okay. I **** a big guy. You want me to put it on camera? So, everybody? Okay. Well, what is it? Tuesday? Is it Wednesday at 5 45? No, but like

Speaker: There's an episode where a guy dies and his wife gets an email saying you can receive text from your dead husband. There's a compilation of his texts that have been out in the world and stuff and then she upgrades and upgrades and eventually she gets a robot just like him.

Speaker: Well, there's a yeah, there's a there's a another show. What's it called? Six Love and Robots or something like that on Netflix. That's a that's a pretty wild show, too. It's a little it's a little short, like a little short animated things.

Speaker: like animated or CGI type stuff. There might be a couple with it. They're just source. Well, no, it's not anime. It's not anime. No, there are. It's a style of draw. They're little short stories and they're done by different writers and different directors every every episode.

Speaker: So you got different styles of like CGI animation you do got a little bit of anime in there I think there's some like I think there might be one or two episodes that have actual real people in it like Yeah live action It's it's a strange little show but it's it's kind of cool the second season or second volume or whatever just came out I watched the first one

Speaker: It's a little weird, but it's cool. I like it. I've enjoyed it. But Black Mirror is cool. It's just like you said, it's got some out there episodes. It's got some far out there stuff. Well, the one where you get a chip in your brain and record your day -to -day, and then at the end of the day, you can sit back and rewind.

Speaker: Yeah, the second season of Black Mirror, Jeeves, they got some pretty big name actors in it. I think Anthony Mackie is in an episode, Miley Cyrus is in one. One episode where these two guys buy a game. Hey, Takara. Hey, sweet pea. It's like if Chris and you and I bought a game, and it's kind of like a Street Fighter game, but it's all AI. It's all VR.

Speaker: And then they start fucking in the game. Speaking of speaking of, uh, fucking weird. Speaking of VR. Uh, we was at, um, we went to Best Buy today and I was telling Jody that this year for Christmas, I was getting to get like our, the big gift for like the kids and stuff. I was going to get to get an Oculus too. I started telling her what it was when I got out in a couple of weeks. She says she's getting one.

Speaker: They're fun. They look fun as hell. I want one. She's like, I don't know if it'll ever get used. I said, well, I guarantee you when I come down, I'll use when you, you know, when I tell you I'll find something to keep myself entertained while you're at work, I will be the 128 gigs, like $300 and the 256 fixed 256 gig is like $400. Can you make it another if it has anything to do with the chapter's box? No.

Speaker: Takara is in the house. Takara is in the house. Takara is in the house. Takara is in the house. Takara is in the house. Takara is in the house. Takara is in the house. Takara is in the house. Takara is in the house. Takara is in the house. Takara is in the house.

Speaker: This is why I can't leave you two to your own devices. Have either you watch the show, turn into fucking TRL shout out live. Have you seen the show? Hey, I'm Tony and I'm from Georgia and I just want to shout out Takara and sweet meat and cheese. Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm here right now. Hi, everybody. My name is Tony number five. Backstreet Boys. When I get an audience, it's my show and I do what I want. Well, that's funny because I can still do this.

Speaker: We're all like, we don't want to hear. We don't want to look at Tony. I saw my own damn show. Tony's going to start a show called Fuck Click and Joe. Fuck Click and Joe. Fuck those guys. Fuck not physical nonsense.

Speaker: Oh, I'm just kidding. I'm just giving you a hard time, Tony. No, we uh you always shot everybody out in the chatters box at school. That's one of your jobs on the show is to

Speaker: We're glad to see you. We're happy to see you. You already know. Shut up, bitch. I'm in the night. I'm in the night calling him. I miss my hats. I miss my hats. I ain't going to lie. Well, it's just a just to show you guys that I'm a humble

Speaker: You're humble, huh? Yeah. That's what I heard. I'm following the farthest thing from a ho. This is true. Hey, I'll give myself one. Finally! Now I have one for everybody. I did create one for everybody. See? See? I have one for everybody. So at any time, I can just sit there and change the pencil. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm a humble host. Not everything has to be about me all the time. It's my show. It's about me. I want to thank everybody for coming through. We were talking before the show came on. I see all y 'all in the chat. Thank y 'all. Thank y 'all. Thank y 'all. For real, for real. This is what I wanted all of us to still be able to meet up once a week, if anything, at least. A bunch of us who were all together broadcasting those, tripping out with each other. We here, man. We here, we here, we here.

Speaker: No, we get back to our bullshitty shenanigans. That's right. Bullshitty shenanigans. I'm just giving you a hard time. I'm just giving you a hard time, Tony. I know your job is to pay attention to the chatters box and give them some love. My voice is low. Check the volume for me, please. You guys throw me off with that voice being low because I got these headphones, man, and everything comes through. Oh, I do got you down real low.

Speaker: Oh, that's right. I did turn you down pretty low. The last time we were alive when Jason was there and he had the TV and stuff on in the back. There we go. How's that for Tony? How's that for my voice, Joe? My checkpoint too and all that good stuff. Yeah, that sounded a lot better to me too. I just got these damn gaming headphones. If you will, and then maybe you won't, but it's crazy. I'm sorry. Let's love this song.

Speaker: No. I did. I was listening to episode 130. Episode 130 was cleaning the house, the baby dick.

Speaker: Uh, I do have to say our audio for that episode was flawless. Like everybody came in loud and clear. It was perfect. Some of the older episodes when we were on Habs, Tony and I are real low where you're more pronounced.

Speaker: Oh, no, I just got it. I just got into the new episodes. That's how far behind I am on the show, like listening to the playback. And I just got into the new new shows here on StreamYard. It's it sounds a million times better. But I was I was sitting there mopping the floor laughing my ass off when we started sitting there singing Baby Dick. Oh, my God. Holy shit.

Speaker: to the point where Kevin was like, you were there. Why is it still funny? I'm like, oh, it's still funny to listen to the playback. There's a lot of times I'll listen to the show and I like some of the stuff we've said. Yeah, I got yelled at today for something I said. Nice.

Speaker: Cameron yelled at me and he's like, yo, you are fucked up, man. I was like, what the hell are you talking about? He's like, I've listened to the podcast and I'm getting caught up. And I got the first episode in and what you said about Chattanooga. And I said, what the fuck did I say about Chattanooga? And Jody had to remind me about what we were talking about the mass shootings in the comment I made. I was like, Oh yeah. I was like, yeah, that's one of my non filter moment.

Speaker: I said it. I know how fast they show up. Let him. Yeah, they ganked us down there. So I have a question. And this is I'm literally while we're doing this, I'm doing research for our starting five tonight.

Speaker: and uh IMB you think you guys would be ready for that as as you guys had the biggest heart on for this starting five no you know what but but it's it's an easy research so you literally just google it did you yeah and you guys are gonna get really mad at me yet again but uh

Speaker: One of the things on IMDB's list of movies that could not be made today. Maximum Overdrive, number one, because it's a bad movie. How do I cancel it? Cancel! No, but number 28, The Little Mermaid. Now, well, you've got to be careful with Disney movies because if some of them are based in history,

Speaker: Little mermaid little mermaid John Smith was a grown -ass adult man and Ariel No, oh, yeah, John Smith. Well captain, whatever the fuck that the guy Prince She was like no, she was like 14 bro and this dude was like 30 same thing with Peter Pan same thing with But I'm not talking about the actual

Speaker: true story. I'm talking about the animated movie. Okay. First of all, first of all, Jeff, the Little Mermaid was never a real story. It it was never a real story. They already made a movie where some woman fucked a fish. You're a liar. And people have sex with dolphins all the time. How Hanks did it. We saw splash. Yeah. Well, she wasn't a she was only a fish when she was in the water, right?

Speaker: Well, yeah. People have sex with dolphins all the time, though. I think it's the pedo thing. Because they did the same thing with, like, Peter Pan was on a... Yeah, but there's number 31 is the Hunchback of Notre Dame. The animated one. She took advantage of a retard. I mean, special needs. Well, that was my thought. Maybe it's because of these special needs. But they got some ones on here. I'm like, yeah, I did agree.

Speaker: Someone here I don't agree with. And I don't get to that when we get there. But I got Tony, I got your number one, sir. Boy, do I have your number one. If you don't put this movie on your list, you should and will be canceled. How do you bring it as?

Speaker: Hold on. I'm going to I'm going to send it to you via snap. Now don't send anything. Just no. Walk it into it. Don't. I get my word. I won't cheat with the list already got in my head. Go ahead. It'll be the last read it. It'll be the last choice if at all. It should be on your list. Never saw that. Never saw it.

Speaker: Really? Never saw it. Never heard of it. 80s movie. Never heard of it. 46. 1946. Oh, 1946. Never heard of it. It's called Song of the South. Oh, yeah. Isn't that a Disney movie? Yeah, it's a Disney movie. Mm -hmm. When the Black Noodles walk around with the bluebird on his shoulder and shit. Yeah. Yeah. It's seriously like, you got something to mess up. I don't want to hear about it now.

Speaker: Yeah, Tony and I both think that you thought that considering some of the shit that's come out of your mouth. You're probably like, yeah, that's right.

Speaker: Sometimes, Tony, it's just best that you and I go quiet and let Jeff talk and, you know, eventually he hangs himself with his own rope. No, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the songs are good, but they're, they're quote unquote slave songs, like, you know,

Speaker: I appreciate you, Tim. Thank you, Tim. I saw what you said. We all right. The smoke's coming. Yeah, Tim, you're all right. I didn't say anything. I didn't do anything. I didn't go stir the pot or anything. I didn't go poke the attic.

Speaker: What's his name? Blazing, Blazing Attic. Addicted to meth blasphemer. I didn't say that. He did. I said it. What's he going to do? What's he going to do? Get his dictionary out and use big words that he don't understand that. I'm going to use the double OG, triple OG status, but I'm awake. Today's word of the day is hit my meth pipe and look through my dictionary.

Speaker: Shut up, jackass. You sound dumber using these big words. You don't even know what they mean. And you're using them out of, you're not even using them properly. But anywho, how's the baby? Good. The baby's good. Biggest of my man, Tim, newborn baby, less than six months old, adorable daughter. God bless you. Go take care. I want to see you on here one hour a day. Max, other than that, you'd be sleeping and rocking that baby.

Speaker: Tim's got a new baby. I didn't know that. He's in the door. He brought on air time. And we was all trying to keep our voice down, right? So I started singing to him. I was singing the Baby Shark song. He said he just got quiet and started smiling and leaning back. Were you singing the nonsensical remake? Negative. What's up, man? Everything good?

Speaker: The nonsensical remix is so much better than the original. It's good for all ages. It's good for all ages. It's good for all ages, all classes. It's an earworm.

Speaker: It's one of those songs. That's why they call songs to get in your head and get stuck there. They call them ear worms. Like a goddamn Mickey song. Every once in a while, pop into my head and, hey, Mickey, you're so fine. You're so fine. You're above my mind. Hey, Mickey. Hey, hey, hey, Mickey. We all you guys today. Tony Basie, yes. Yeah.

Speaker: I don't know why Jeff has himself muted, but I don't know which is better. Jeff be a muted, not saying anything and dancing and clapping along or if he was singing along with me and dancing and clapping. He was a cheerleader. I was. I forgot about that. That's right. And trust me, I heard that song a lot.

Speaker: Yeah, okay question for you. Yeah, cuz you were you were a cheerleader. Tony, did you play sports in high school or anything like that basketball? You got what? I'm not illegal to cut a black guy from basketball team.

Speaker: Depends on how many black guys are better than you. Fair enough. OK, well, OK. Were you did you go to like football games and stuff like that? Like at your high school, just support your high school or anything like that? Yeah. So. Out for my high school, the marching band and for football, though, and it almost killed this song for me because I love the song.

Speaker: Every, no, no, fuck. I hate that goddamn song. God, it's associated with the Buckeyes. But no, the final countdown. Every time the fourth quarter would start, the band would do final countdown, like four times in a row. The hypes of the team. They never do. Yeah.

Speaker: Well, yeah, he would hype up the team and then we would all get our, we'd all put our fours up on the sideline. Get your fours up. Just like the four horseman symbol. Yeah. Yeah. We'd start it. We'd start. Yeah. We'd start screaming, put your fours up, put your fours up for you. It's the final count.

Speaker: No, I can't think of a song that the band would play that would really drive me nuts. Like I said, I love this song. It just got.

Speaker: It got, it got overplayed. It was just like, Oh my God. Here we go. Like I did, I did track, I did wrestling and I did cheerleading. And you took advanced gym. You know, you know, Jeff learned in advanced gym, Tony, he might not have been here for this.

Speaker: Jeff learned how to drift and take on a dick with a 90 degree turn in it. Come inside in the showers and drift around and get that whole song bitch in one, one. That was advanced. No, it was actually the furious 27 shower.

Speaker: Tony, you know how in sports, when you get done with the sport, you take a shower. Well, in the shower room, the shower room is literally just a room with a bunch of shower heads in it. It's not separate stalls or anything. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker: We had this guy that was just, he didn't give a fuck about anything. And one of the dudes on the wrestling team, his dick was curved. And this dude literally got within inches of this dude's dick and went, what is wrong with your dick? Like they were both standing up and he just dropped out within an inch of his dick going, what is wrong with your dick?

Speaker: I was like, Oh, I lost. And Jeff drifted in on it. You had to hit it with the drift so you can get it all in one shot. It's funny. It's like, I cannot look at the the guy in the curve dick in the face anymore because I just like when the other guy asked me what's wrong with his dick. It was so fucked up. I was like,

Speaker: I literally grabbed my towel. How many dudes turned around and looked? That's another problem right now. All of them. What's funny is you can just hear showers turning off when we go, fuck it, I'll shower at home. Yeah, I'll shower at home. Exactly. I'm done. What is wrong with your dick? What's wrong with you looking? The guy that got asked the question just went,

Speaker: I was like, dude, you gotta get him up in the spots. Let that go. And he just stood there all. It's just a simple, a simple three, three word response. Ask your mom. Mom. Just ask your mom. You can't do it to Chris because he was a doctor. I lived in an orphanage.

Speaker: Please, sir. Can I have some more? Yeah. I'm cold. I'm cold and I'm hungry. I'm cold and I'm hungry. That's what they said when they were handing out dicks. Yeah. Chris was like, please, sir, can I have some more? No. Oh, shit. I guess I'll just have a baby.

Speaker: I hope you were here.

Speaker: We weren't hiding. We're not hard to find. Maybe if Tony would share, you know, then he likes to keep Jeff and myself to himself. He's pretty greedy. We're his own personal mom. He said, these are my white guys. Nobody can have them. These are my white boys. These are my white boys. And call mom and Gigi. Thank you. Thank you. You've seen it on my Twitter. Thank you very much. You could have seen it on my Twitter, too.

Speaker: They don't have your fucking Twitter. That's why they use mine. You're welcome. Twitter's 12 nonsense. That's where you're wrong. That's where you're wrong. Because OG and I act a goddamn fool and smokes YouTube lives in the chat. In the chat. I don't get invited. I show up. I don't need an invite. I don't need an invite. I just show up. I don't need an invite. I never need an invite. I just show up. Especially with that jersey on. You're just jealous. You're just jealous.

Speaker: You're just jealous, you're jealous. Cuz this is a real team. They can't go nowhere. I'm sorry, what have the Jets done in the last 20 years? Draft Mark Sanchez. I can't keep a quarterback, the fuck you talking about?

Speaker: Again, I would much rather go through quarterbacks than keep Marc Sanchez around for too long. Hey, Marc Sanchez got us a championship a couple of times. He didn't do that. Speaking of, I have a quick question for you, gentlemen. I've had enough of your fucking questions, Jeff. Depends on the question. It's content. When it comes to football movies, best football movies. Varsity Blues.

Speaker: Remember who you really am. I'm going for the both of you. The greatest quarterback of all time. Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, who, who, who, who, who's a better quarterback? John Moxley or Falco.

Speaker: of Falco every day of the week. I don't want your life. I don't want your life. I don't want your life.

Speaker: Let's do this. Everybody, let's chat this box. What's your favorite football movie ever? We have one minute. We did this already. I want to see what they're going to say. We did. And we didn't. Did we do sports movies? I don't think we ever did a sports movie. We did a sports movie. Yeah, we did a sports movie. Because you brought up the replacements on your list. No, I love the replacements. I love the replacements. But varsity blues. I do love varsity blues. That's my movie, man, because Billy Bob, Billy Bob, and Tweeter. That's one of the realest football movies ever. He didn't see it.

Speaker: a lot of kids. That was my high school. That was how it was for for us in football, you know, like legitimate. If you played football at my school, you did. You we were there. There was a there was a little bar where where my high school was and it's sixteen because we played football. We could go in there and drink. Oh yeah.

Speaker: I see you classic. Longest Yard is phenomenal with Burt Randall. Both of them are really good. You had to be on the radio. That was awesome. That's a good movie. Cuba Gooden. Yeah, Cuba Gooden played the hell out of that role though. Nailed that role. You know, Cuba Gooden, he could not do wrong in a movie. I'm sorry. I love all his movies. I can't think of bad. What's a bad Cuba Gooden junior movie? The one where he was dead.

Speaker: The one when he was gay on the boat. The one when he was on the boat. No, dude, that was fucking hilarious. It's called No Trip. That one was fucking hilarious. The one with the ski dogs, the sled dogs, the Iditarod dogs, the Huskies. Agreed. That would be mine. It's called Snow Dogs. Snow Dogs. It was not as good. Snow Dogs wasn't bad. That was a good story. That wasn't bad. That was a good story. It was a good story, but... Look up Cuba Gooden Jr. movies, because y 'all getting on my damn nerves with his bullshit.

Speaker: You do that word. I thought he played gay to get the girl. Gotcha. What was it? Boat trip? Boat trip? That's where him and his buddy go to go on a singles cruise. Singles cruise. And they piss off Will Ferrell's. Oh, yeah. And the head dancer, she's this hot Latina chick. So he pretends to get gay to get close to her. I got a question. Yeah.

Speaker: I agree with you, OG. I'm going to look crazy. I'm going to look crazy. I'm going to look crazy. I really don't remember him in a few good minutes. I got to watch that again. Oh, yeah. He was a second tier, almost third tier character. He was one of the witnesses. He was on the stand for four minutes, maybe. I would say less than a minute of screen time, but he wasn't. Got you. Oh, because I'm like, we're going to take

Speaker: Yeah, we're going to take a real quick break. We're going to take, oh yeah, he was great in Pearl Harbor. What are you talking about? It was 9 o 'clock. Men of honor. Men of honor. Men of honor was dope. That's for the diving, when I was a diver. Smack it! Smack it! You got to talk about that classic. We got to talk about that because I got mixed feelings about that. I'm going to smack you. Rudy, that is a good one. But not necessarily a football movie. It's more of a...

Speaker: Uh, I don't know about the main character as opposed to the team. Yeah. No, I'm saying, hi officer. Who the fuck else want to be?

Speaker: Yeah. The kids aren't here this week. They went home yesterday. So I got, I got, I knew that one. Yeah. But we are going to take a real quick break guys. Got a little blacktop Moja for you. Uh, if you don't know who blacktop Mojo is, I know we got a, uh, a whole, a whole Bevy of new people. Look at that. How do you like that word? Well, fancy word for you. A whole Bevy of new people.

Speaker: Yeah, we went to Barnes and Noble. Jody got me at the source. She said, she, she, she, she hit me with and said, words will no longer be hard, bitch.

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Speaker: Okay. They're just not. No, I hit it twice. I did it on purpose. He just nicked his keyboard so it makes him feel like he's doing something. Yeah. Fucking IT's got control of my keyboard over here. Jeff downloaded that app. He has control of it. Don't get mad at me, Tony. It's called any screen I have. Yeah. Ooh. You lowdown motherfucker.

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Speaker: Jeff, remember the key part of what the men. I said women. Whoa, men. Whoa, men. Whoa, that's a man. I was like, I don't care. I got discovered. I'm the leader of the house.

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Speaker: unless you're a man don't buy him Crown Peach because I offered to come visit him and bring Crown Peach and it got turned into a whole thing. It got turned into a whole big thing. You're a little awkward. You're a little awkward. You're a little awkward. I'll bring Jody with me. So, you know, like you're saying. She's a little awkward. She's there to be. She's there to be. She's there to taste. You're talking about your formal relationship. No, I don't want to.

Speaker: Tony's like, get away from me. Tony's over there. Trust me. Whoa. That was making it awkward, Tony. Bring me your head. We had the whole conversation about bondage, Tony. None of us are down.

Speaker: So, if you guys don't mind, let's go ahead and get into this. Who goes first? I'm curious. We are going to go ahead and yeah, we got to starting five. We're going to draft a brand new starting five right now. It is, as we said at the beginning of the return from the break, starting five movies that could not be made today. Remake. You know, movies that have already been made that couldn't be made today. Not remade. But they like... And...

Speaker: day, they would be canceled within minutes. And I believe Jeffrey, you came in deadass last last time, but no, I did come in the day after the podcast and vote for you. So I go with the one we all know. And we all know that could not be made today. I have to take 1974. I thought we, I thought we said this was off limits because we've talked about it so much.

Speaker: that's fine. Okay. We'll we'll let it slide. Okay. Okay. I'm I'm putting it out there. We picked it. I ain't scared of you motherfuckers. Oh, I ain't scared either. I ain't scared either. Trust me. I got I I was II will come out and go ahead and say that I was against this list. I think this is a dumb idea. but it could be because you know, again, blazing

Speaker: You got a tinker with it. That what I'm saying, but here's the point. This is the point of this list. I'm saying the movie as it is came out today. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and that's why that's when you add the little people that like it, we're all in the same fucking. Yeah. When you add that little, when you add that little caveat, then yeah. Another big word. Hello for Thoris. I almost did the word, right? The source.

Speaker: You can read it. I get it. Where's the pictures? Can I get the audiobook version? This is a terrible podcast. This podcast is boring. You took my number one. I'm going to go ahead and make this a little bit more interesting. I'm going to go with history of the

Speaker: Can we just lump Mel Brooks as a whole into a pick? I just go ahead and get it. Yeah, I figured as much. I figured one of you guys were gonna. I want you to remember one thing, bro. It's good to be the king. I know. I know. As the reigning king of the starting five, you are 100 % accurate, sir. Once again, watch History of the World, part one. That's one of Mel Brooks' lines, by the way. I haven't seen it in forever.

Speaker: I literally just watched the other day. I watched the Robin Hood movie.

Speaker: with Kevin Costner. No, Kevin Costner. And my son, my son, I had never showed him, my son had never showed him Kevin Costner one, but he had seen Robin Hood, Men in Tights. And he's like, wait, where's the part where the guy is laying, asking to take a break so he can take a pump up his tires, sneakers. I'm like, are you talking about Dave Chappelle? No, that's a different movie. That's the movie that makes fun of this movie. Jesus.

Speaker: I was like, why are you watching movies in the wrong order? Yeah, exactly. Tim, I'm not mad at you. I think we did bring it up. I think they would do it, but I ain't mad at you. Put it on your list. Fuck it. All right. Chris, number one. My number one pick, gentlemen. Let me, if you will, show you how to do this. 1972, Stanley Kubrick.

Speaker: A clockwork orange. I never saw it. Nice. I never saw it. Dude, I saw it. I recently saw it. And Chris is on it. But I'm very, very rare. Do I 100 % agree with Chris? But yes. A very young Malcolm McDowell is in it.

Speaker: It is a wild fucking movie. I've heard. I've seen. I saw it twice. Nice. Certain parts of it. I'm like, I was I was I was discussing some of my picks with Jodi and she's never seen him and I was kind of describing the movie and the look on her face and I was like, it was it was the 70s. You you have to understand. Yeah. It was a little bit. It was a little bit different.

Speaker: back then on what they can what they did with their movies. Yes, so it wasn't a little bit different. It was a lot different. Yeah. So number one pick for this guy, a clockwork orange. Okay. Okay. Well, for my number two and Jeff, are you seeing it real quick on a clockwork orange? The main bad guy when he's dancing around the house, breaking everything.

Speaker: That fucking scene is stuck in my head since the first time I ever watched that. Seriously Tony, if you ever get a chance to watch it. It's a good movie Tony. It's not a good movie but the context of the movie is just

Speaker: It's, it's like out there. It's just mainly three, a guy and his buddies out looking for problems. Make me sick. Let's go Jeff. I got my next pick already. I'm already mad at myself. So my number two, I have to go with one of my favorites is me, myself and Irene.

Speaker: I seen that and I thought about that. They could remake it. The problem with me, myself and Irene, and I know where Jeff's coming from, is they made light of schizophrenia, but they also portrayed it wrong because not everybody with schizophrenia has multiple personalities. And in today's day and age, I know where Jeff's coming from with this.

Speaker: You have to be careful when you make one of or make light of. The stereotyping of the black kids. The stereotyping period. Stereotyping period, I agree with that. My wife literally quoted it to me just before I came in. She goes, come on, man. Those kids' dicks are bigger than those sausages. I mean, the stereotype with this thing. For my number three, I have to go with white chicks.

Speaker: I actually I actually have that down on the bottom of my leg. Here's the thing. It's basically what a black guy is doing white face versus IE black face. White face. So, but it's black face.

Speaker: Number two, I'm gonna go with porkies

Speaker: take that off my list. You couldn't you got you you would have to do some major tweaking about somebody trying to get laid. And number three. I haven't seen this movie. I'm going to admit it. I just read about it. I can't stand it. And damn,

Speaker: Mr. B, the MMA guy from our Haps days, AKA JoJo, for even bringing this movie up to me. Cause I don't never want to see this motherfucking movie again. I'm on protest if they do remake it.

Speaker: It is called The Human Centipede. I left it on my list of perfects because I knew Tony when it is. I thought about it just to get him again. I was going to make it my number one pick just to get him again with it. But I was like, no, I'm going to let Tony have it. I'm going to let Tony have it this time. So he's got porkies and human centipede. I agree with the human centipede. That movie should have never been made in the first place. That's ridiculous.

Speaker: as the only person in this podcast that has seen that movie for its entirety. I agree.

Speaker: It should have never been. I started watching it not knowing what exactly it was. And then I was too far invested in it to stop watching it. I found it on like the streaming site. But by the time everything went down, I was so far into it and invested. I was like, oh, I got to see how this plays out.

Speaker: but no, I agree with Tony 100%. They should have never made it. You should have never done a sequel. Yes, they did a sequel and it should never be remade. Uh, with my number two pick, I'm the, uh,

Speaker: No, I'm going to cross that one out because I like actually I like that movie. When I read it, I was like, oh, hell no. Yeah. My number two pick. I'm going to go ahead and stay in the 70s. 1978. I spit on your grave. The original. Oh, I'm mad at you. Even the even the remake that they did in like 2000, early 2000s was still I was surprised that they got away with what they got away with in that movie.

Speaker: I did see the remake. Uh, and I was like, damn, let's fuck up the original, the, the, the original I spit on your grave. Yeah. The original, no, the original, you know how fucked up the remake was the original a hundred times. Yeah. I heard, I heard the original was very, very graphic and another movie along the same line. That was on my, that was on my list that that came out in the seventies and then they remade it. Uh, last cabin on the left.

Speaker: Basically, the same thing we put it in the microwave. Yep. Yeah, that was excellent.

Speaker: Yeah, but it was basically the same concept of I spit on your grave. So I took out last cabin because spit on your grave was a lot more graphic, a lot more disturbing. It seems like the 70s, you could get away with a lot more shit. Yeah, exactly. 70s and 50s are still all dancing for us. They were still pushing the envelope. They were still pushing the envelope. Right now, we don't even know what envelope can be pushed anymore. No, exactly. I'd be afraid to make a movie right now.

Speaker: No, my number is not being extreme enough and being seen as lame. You've got to break a barrier. Well, nowadays, the movies, much like Salt and Tony, you and I have talked about this, Saw and Hostel and stuff like that. It's more of a gore factor instead of a scary factor. Right. But number three,

Speaker: I'm going to go, I think it came out in eighty -four, eighty -four, eighty -five -ish. Richard Pryor and the toy. Damn you. Because you can't know. You cannot make a movie where a rich spoiled white kid buys a black guy. Black guy. Yeah. That was literally going to be my next, my next pick. It did came out in 1982, by the way. But if they did redo it, I want to see Kevin Hart in it.

Speaker: I agree as bad as it is. I just forgot my number four pick you ass. I want Kevin Hart in it and I want him to go back in time and get the little girl from the rock movie, the toy store or the football movie that his daughter, the girl that played his daughter and I want her to play the spoiled brat because that little girl killed me in that goddamn football movie.

Speaker: Well, my number four. I have to go with a classic. And and I can tell you right now, the scene that would definitely have be taken out nowadays is that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina from kindergarten. Let me see. Yeah, but that would be the only reason that you couldn't make that movie. And that's easy to take out. Roll with it. Roll with it.

Speaker: Well, there's other parts of that movie that are kind of fucked up. I'm ready. I'm ready. You ready? What do you got? Number four. What? You started them.

Speaker: I know it was her because you're looking scared. I ain't looking scared right now. I ain't doing nothing. I took my headphone back so I can hear it. I was getting yelled at. I see you. I see you. I see you. Watch out for that ghost. All right, my number four pick. My number four pick. This movie.

Speaker: people watched it, people talked about how messed up it was based on a couple of scenes. It's going to be the movie penitentiary. How did they ever seen that? Oh, prisoner or heard of it, to be honest, worse than eyes. Oh, damn. Exactly. That's a lot. Chris, what do you got for number four? Just to give you just to give you a hint. Yeah, they pulled one dude into a cell that was different. He couldn't say nothing.

Speaker: Yeah, he said, no. And I heard about that when I was in high school. I'm like, why y 'all make the jokes about this? Because it's funny. No, it's not. That's why it's funny. Get your head pulled back while they shit with your beard. You gonna laugh then, motherfucker? Was it? I don't think I've heard it. Fucking fuck around with my beard and find out.

Speaker: but you gotta worry about me. You gotta you gotta worry about this officer called baby face. Yeah. You gotta worry about me. Hey, you gotta worry about Mrs. Officer. She gonna come at your ass and **** around with my beard to find out. So, what do you got for number one? It was bad for real. It was bad. I mean, it was number four.

Speaker: I got a list. I'm kind of some were kind of like, yeah, I got a good list. That's the thing. You know what? Fuck it. Number four, Passion of the Christ. I'm not mad at you. And I don't know if you guys have ever seen that movie based off of the the beating alone. It was so graphic and so violent.

Speaker: And it was way too long. He said he couldn't take just that one scene. That one scene alone. There was a lot of dudes out here was like, I can't watch this shit. That scene where they beat Jesus and then they nail him to the cross and everything like that.

Speaker: It was very graphic and it was very long. It was a very long part of that move. Yeah, they drew it out so long unnecessarily, but it was wild. I have a couple of choices here and I'm trying to decide between the last two and my last two are kind of shocking. We got five, we got six.

Speaker: Are we going to do five or six? Because if we do six, then I can throw in both of these. I don't want to represent three, but. Oh, yeah. I got plenty. I got plenty. We can do six. Let's do six. So my number five, I'm going to go with the Hot Chick from Rob Steiner from 2006. 2002, sorry. Where Rob Steiner becomes a girl. OK. What was that? Rob Steiner comes a girl.

Speaker: Yeah. What was the name of it? Oh, the hot chick. Oh, the hot chick. Yeah. It kind of literally Rob Schneider as a man is, it's a girl trapped in a man's body and he's hanging out with a bunch of high school kids, but he's like 25 and Anna Faris is in it. It's, it's yeah. Tim, make a change. Is you good?

Speaker: So Tony, you're number five. My number six is going to blow you guys away. My number five, and I'm thinking, I don't know that motherfucker. I know I don't want to see it. I don't even want to see it anymore. I thought it was fucked up, but it was considered one of the greatest scenes in any and every movie, even though people only remember that one damn scene because the rest of the movie was corny and dry, and it was a decent story. I'm going to say deliverance. You got it pretty bad.

Speaker: I don't think he can be done. I'm going to say delivers, because I don't think nobody wants to play this thing. Fucking Ned Beatty himself says that's the one movie he regrets. Yeah, I think that movie can be done. Chatter's box, get your list in. We got one from Tim. Is Tim going to win again by default? Is that the only way Tim wins? No offense to Chris. Chris, what is your number five?

Speaker: doesn't doesn't matter if you win by an inch or if you win by a mile now. Family is family. More family. Shut up. Shut up. I live my life a quarter. I live my life. I live my life a quarter. I live my life a quarter inch at a time. You know, baby.

Speaker: What do you got real quick Chris? Hold on one second. I gotta go to the gate. I gotta go pay for this food. Oh my god. Oh, this guy. This guy. I don't want to stop nobody from getting any food. Fuck his food. Who's talking? Fuck him and his food. That's what human centipede was. No.

Speaker: I purposely, I purposely, well, I had purposely left that off of my list for you, just for you, because I knew you, I knew you were gonna put it on there. My original list, I did not have that movie on there. Oh, shit. I didn't wanna see remade no more, because I'm like, half of this can be done, this could be done, this could be done, this could be done.

Speaker: You know, like, what don't what don't I want to say? Oh, yeah. Take that shit out. Take that shit. Yeah. Because because it all honestly had you not picked it. By the time we got by the time we got to my last pick, I was going to put it on there. But I wanted to wait and see if you're going to get it because I know I got you fucked up with that movie when we did horror movies. And every time I bring it up, I fuck you all. That first time Jojo told me about it, took me a month to get that damn movie out my head when I saw the picture was like.

Speaker: Hell Dude the movie it is it the crazy thing about it is because I went into it Not really at all in all honesty not knowing what what it was I had heard a little bit about it, but I didn't really know what I was getting into So I went into it and I started watching. It's actually a decent movie

Speaker: of her

Speaker: You gotta you're doing they what oh wait you you so exact her ass to his or his or her mouth to his ass and then hers to hairs and and they eat me oh my god and I was like oh no no no thank you very much shut the fuck up thank you but like I said I was so invested in it by the time they got to it it was like all right I gotta see how this plays out they made a sequel to that goddamn movie they're making a third one no the hell they are not

Speaker: Google it. You got time for the cover back. Oh my God. And a fourth. Let me be interested to see how they change it up because there's no way they can do it like they did the first set of people will never happen.

Speaker: I'm telling you, it's it's a crazy concept. Like, if you go into it, looking at it, it's a crazy concept. Okay, so human genetics. Yeah, human genetics.

Speaker: No. Mutations, stuff like that. It's kind of a wild concept. But yeah, I think I think I think like the one in the middle or something died or something like that or some crazy shit. It's been so long since I seen that movie. Can you shut the fuck up, please? Could you imagine though? Could you imagine? Like like if they put the three of us in a human centipede deal and I was at the front, you were in the middle.

Speaker: I'm going to tell you now. I would much rather be in front if I was in this situation at all. Honestly, put me in the front. Suicide. Now, put me in the front because if you're in the middle or the back, if you're the last one on that train, you're getting, you're getting double. I do. I do. You're getting double the action. You're getting double recycled. You see how long that line was?

Speaker: Well, in the first one, it was only three people. No, watch the look at the look at the picture that didn't show you. Yeah. And the first one, it was I watched the movie. Then the first one, it was only. Yeah. And the first one, it was only three. That's nasty. I'm not disagreeing with you. It's a fucked up movie. Well, movies fucked up human centipede. I'm going right now. So what do you have for number five, Chris? I think you're number five.

Speaker: Oh no, I didn't pick number five, did I? No, you didn't pick because I had to run to this gate. Number five. I'm going to go with another 80s movie, Steve Martin and The Jerk. Yeah.

Speaker: He was born a black man from Mississippi. Literally, I was born a young black man in Mississippi, and I'm like, wait, what? Fucking hilarious movie, but there's no way he didn't. Steve Martin. Yeah, Steve Martin. Well, he literally, in that movie, got canceled, funnily enough. His character got canceled because his invention that made him rich was making people cross -eyed.

Speaker: Yeah, that's like the director couldn't stop a scene and an actor died because his car went off a cliff. It's fucking retarded. Anyways, for my number six, I don't think it should have been canceled, but it would be because it does make fun of, I guess, cross -dressing, is Mrs. Delfire from 1993. You can do Mrs. Delfire. They did my deal.

Speaker: Yeah, I was gonna say, I made Medea movies as they made. Come on man, let's do it. Because it's a whole lot of damn underlined. I'm with you. Exactly. All right, my number six, damn it. And I'm gonna go ahead and do this to compete with what Jeff did with the hot chick. I'm gonna take the movie, Shallow How. Ooh, yes. I see that, I thought about it, but I was like,

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: No, it's not Dandruff. It's like we're also psoriasis. Thank you. It's the wisest psoriasis dermatitis But yeah movies fuck and of course it fat shames everybody So Chris you're number six in our final one of the night Number six

Speaker: I know this is where it gets tough. No, not really. Well, it gets tough. I'll give you some of the ones when you're done here, Chris, that, damn, I should have picked that one when I didn't think about it until this now. Well, go ahead. It's not hard, because I actually built a pretty good list, and I've only had to cross two of them off of my list. OK. I don't know. Damn, I'm 70.

Speaker: I'm going to I'm going to go uh with my my my number six pick. I'm going to go with uh Kevin Smith. Uh oh. Dogma. Dogma. Yeah. And and I'm going to say that just based off of the. Whoever the best Loki ever is Matt Damon. Sorry. Well, based off of the it when.

Speaker: But when that movie originally came out, the Catholic Church lost their fucking mind when that movie came out. Yeah, they did. What's that being said? Dogma. Kevin Smith's movie, Dogma. It's actually a good movie. I actually enjoyed it. I think if you ever saw the trailer for that movie, The Order, they took that one scene out of the movie, but the trailer had a real disrespectful part in it.

Speaker: had, I think a huge legend was in it. Okay. Well, IMDB's top 30, 31, sorry. They had number one blazing saddles, number two soul man from 86. Yeah, because he black faced. Oh, does he? Okay. Number three, I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.

Speaker: Same -sex movie. Number four, the toy. Number five, me, myself, and Irene. Number six, white chicks. Number seven, the hot chick. Number eight, Junior. Number nine, Goonies. The Goonies, really? Yeah, the Goonies. They don't give why. What are you doing? This is the movies that could not be made today. Airplane only had one thing to see in it. They could have redone that movie.

Speaker: No, no, no, not for me. There was a couple of subliminals. What was that subliminals name? The whole subliminal thing of the... Have you ever seen a grown man naked? No, the woman she had... She had the glow of the gopilot. The gopilot was a dog. She had a... And then she says... Number 12, kindergarten cop. Number 13, walk like a man from 1987.

Speaker: Song of the South, number 14, 1946. This one, I don't know why, is Top Dog with Chuck Norris from 1995. It's kind of like he's a canine cop kind of thing. Yeah. Number 16, Little Monsters, number 17, Jumanji with Rob Williams. Little Monsters and Jumanji? The original Jumanji? How long is this? 95, it's 31.

Speaker: because I have tips list as well. Number 18, Mouse Hunt. Number 19, Mrs. Doppier. Number 20, Ed, where the monkey plays baseball. I don't know why. Number 21, don't tell mom the babysitter's dead. Number 22, Adventures in Babysitting. That was a good damn movie. Adventures in Babysitting?

Speaker: Yeah, the original 87. This is what I don't understand. But number 23, Billy Madison. He's kind of a dick. Number 24, big. 100 % agree because you want to talk about the video. Yeah, the Tom Hanks movie, big.

Speaker: because he's 14, but he looks like he's 30 and his woman's like 20 years old and she's late, literally. That's where they switch. That's where they switch, right? No, no, that's where he makes a wish and it becomes like he's 30 years old. And he tells him, him and his buddy, sneak him into New York City and call his parents and tell him he's been kidnapped and we'll get him back in a month.

Speaker: Hey, it's fucking weird. Number 25, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I don't get it. Wow. Number 26, Jungle to Jungle with Tim Allen. Number 27, Cobra.

Speaker: Yes, sir. Why? Number 28? I don't know. It doesn't say why. I think it's because he's very misogynistic in that movie. Yeah, it was. Number 28, The Little Mermaid. And number 29, and I should have probably put this on my list, and I forgot, The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Speaker: I never saw it. It could be remade today. It's fucking weird. It's beloved by millions, though. Yeah, it's a cult classic. They can be remade. No problem for me? They keep showing. Will we chat with Robin Williams? What was it? Which one? Jack. That's about a kid that he's got a disability where he ages four times faster than anybody else. Yeah, he's like... So he's 10 years old, but he looks like he's 45. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Um, excellent movie, but because he's in it. So, you know, I killed it right there. And number 31, the hunchback of Notre Dame animated movie. I am DB is stupid. Well, we do have, we do have one entry to the chatter from the chatter's box. Uh, Tim got his in, he's got a grand Torino. You want to talk about.

Speaker: Yeah, I want to thank him for that because one damn scene I almost walked out of the theater. He had American History X. Yes.

Speaker: which I think it could be remade because at the end of the day, yeah, the underlying subject was bad. But at the end of the day, it was also about Edward Norton changing his life around. And we friends a black guy when he's in jail and yeah. To this shower scene was ruthless. Yeah. Once upon a time in Hollywood,

Speaker: That's a new one. That's a new one. I think that's with Bruce Willis. Isn't it? Yeah. That's a new one. Oh, no, no, no, no. That's a new one. Oh, no. That was the Venice movie or something with with you know, once upon a time in Hollywood is is relatively. It just came out. Hold on a second. I'm about to look too. Once upon a time in Hollywood, literally just came out. Once upon a time in Hollywood. It just came out.

Speaker: Well, I mean, it's it's Quentin Tarantino's. Takes place in the 70s though. 50s, 60s, 70s. Oh my god. Tarantino's kind of a low hanging fruit because he's an easy target as far as movies can be made. Agreed. Because he's out there. Indiana Jones, Temple of the Doom.

Speaker: I know one that one scene. Yeah. The number five he had and I don't like this pick and I just think that he's wrong because they do the movies like this all the time. So Tim you suck with your last with your number five pick Forrest Gump. No, that movie is classic. You can't **** with that movie. Nobody

Speaker: uh and he did to get a six pick then here and I did star this Jeffrey uh number six uh there's something about Mary yeah a lot of that movie's like there's she's got like what four stalkers and one of them for fucks sake uh I think the scene where her hair was stuck up was pretty much like that it's still like it's just a little different the little brother pork's a big prince of beans

Speaker: I got a fucking little bit of heart.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Every time that scene where he zips himself up in his jeans. Yeah. Still hurts me. That was a good movie though. That was a good damn movie. It's a little painful. It's a good damn movie. I agree 100%.

Speaker: Most of our movies are all good movies, except for the human centipede. But they just could not be made today. They'd be torn to shreds by the woke. Ooh, 16 candles, Tim's wife says. Agreed. Well, 16 candles, Revenge of the Nerds. You know. Nerds, they literally put cameras in the girl's dorm.

Speaker: Well, not only that, but in 16 candles and in revenge of the nerds that basically imply rape. I mean, because the one nerd has sex with that chick in a mask and she thinks she's having sex with her boyfriend.

Speaker: And 16 candles old boy trades his girlfriend who is just Completely wasted so he can get his pants back And then it shows her later with with her skirt all hiked up real high and you can see her You know panties and this and other things Wasn't 16 candles were dude like says I'll give you let me borrow your panties so he can prove to his buddies that he got laid and

Speaker: 80s had a lot of those, uh, yeah. Oh, by the way, 16 channels, John Cusack's first movie. I wonder, speaking of random ass movies about trying to get laid, I wonder if American Pie could be redone. Oh, no, not a chance of help. I think it could be. It could be. It would be. There were no six scenes. Yeah, there was. Dude literally posted the girl stripping naked on the internet without her knowledge.

Speaker: And then goes over there and tries to fuck her. And there's a lot of music. And Stiffler? Oh my god. Stiffler was my mom. I don't know a man that wouldn't do it. Jennifer Gulich is gorgeous. I don't know a man that wouldn't do it. And she was sitting in that bathtub with this. Speaking of 80s movies, and people are still looking good and not this has anything to do. Jennifer Connelly is in Top Gun Maverick. She plays his girlfriend, Chris.

Speaker: She looks fantastic. Never been a big fan. She looks fantastic in Top Gun Maverick. They got rid of that dude, Kelly McGinnis. The years were not kind to her.

Speaker: don't do yourself a favor and look that up on Google. Very much like Miss Daisy Duke has not aged well.

Speaker: That will be a brutal top five. Actors and actresses who have not aged well. That will be brutal. Ooh. That'll get us cancelled. We will get in trouble, because I got something on my head. Because the one thing that, to this day, it still gets me, I'm like, if you say Kelly McGillis, I think of how sexy she was in Top Gun. Then you see her now, and you're like, wow.

Speaker: But you always will think of what she looks like in the 80s. That's the problem with movies is like, if you say Brad Pitt, you may think of Brad Pitt from Fight Club or Brad Pitt from... We're going through it and all that stuff. But compared to what he is now, you know, the problem with Hollywood is that people actually age. She is... Not a problem, but it's like... She's just got some age on her. She doesn't have anything...

Speaker: Yeah, she didn't really blow up. She just years have not been kind. That's all killing me get it. So she got big. Oh, wow. I didn't notice about her. Oh shit. She got big and then she lost weight and stuff like that, but she just did not age well.

Speaker: Okay. In 1982, in 1982, MacGillis was raped by two people in her New York apartment. One dude got 15, who was 15 at the time, got three years, and the other assailant had all charges dropped due to lack of corroborative evidence. That's fucked up. She came out as a lesbian in 09. We work full -time with drug addicts and alcoholics. Okay, so she's done some work. I don't know. Are you a Black Panther now? Sure.

Speaker: because that's nothing to do. and that's nothing to do with the alphabet Warriors. Jeff over here going. She she said you said she came a lesson in oh nine and I was like more power to you. And you're right. Kelly uh Kelly Lebron does look different too. Yeah. She done been through some **** Kelly McGill has been through some **** That's what's wrong with her.

Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, she hasn't had the career as Mr. Tom Cruise. Not even on the screen, it's on my personal life. Yeah, well, and that's what I'm saying. It's like, I mean, like Tom Cruise is sheltered because of who he is and like the dude literally can't go out public.

Speaker: Yeah. You want to talk about **** **** Watch your mouth. He leave Tom Cruise one. He's a national treasure. **** Tom Cruise. I'll punch that dude in the face. Tom Cruise will beat the brakes off of you. He's too short. We're talking to Jeff. He's taller than Jeff. Oh, you're looking at me in my face. I'm like, who? He's too much taller than me. I'm looking at the camera. It's like me and Ja Rule. What? He's like Ja Rule. Ja Rule's like five five. Tom Cruise is

Speaker: Yeah! Jeffrey Tom Cruise is 5 '7". So what?

Speaker: He's also trained much like much like Keanu Reeves when you see Tom Cruise doing fight scenes and shit like that and flying jets. He does all that shit for real. Yeah, he does. Just because I don't care if you fly. He is trained in hand -to -hand combat like 20 different martial arts when he did when he's living alone. Yeah, when he did the last Samurai, that was all Tom Cruise, unlike Keanu Reeves and 47 Ronin. It was a stunt double.

Speaker: When he's in Mission Impossible, that is all Tom Cruise. When he was Jack Reacher, that is all Tom Cruise. Yeah. I don't believe that one for me. It is. Yes, but it's a staged fight. Yeah, but still, he's trained in all that stuff. He literally, and he flies fighter planes. He's a licensed fighter. I thought you were fighting. Yeah, shoot your ass from the sky.

Speaker: He's Maverick. I got a driver's license. I'll just run him over. What are you going to run him over when he's in a fighter jet? I can make sure that jet don't take off. I'm a mechanic. Aha. You can't. You can't do it. You haven't seen Maverick yet. He ain't worried about you thinking you can make sure that you haven't seen Maverick yet. You haven't seen Maverick yet. Wait till you see Maverick. Wait till you see the dog fighting Maverick.

Speaker: Wait until you see the dog fight in Maverick. Hey Jeff, Jeff. Jeff, just don't pull that one circuit breaker. You be all right. You guys have got to see Maverick. I'm telling you. Tom Cruise beat the hell out of you just so you know. Tom Cruise might whip my ass. What's the movie you did with Jimmy Fox?

Speaker: That was a crazy movie. That movie was wild. Jamie Foxx was Jamie Foxx for the whole movie. Jamie Foxx was cool in that movie but man, that movie was wild. Jeff, you ain't send that link yet, dammit. Oh no, I will. I'm gonna bring it up.

Speaker: I'm just saying just because somebody's training

Speaker: the biggest thing is. Yeah, Jeff. That's like me. That's like me saying just because uh uh uh Chuck Liddell is an MMA fighter. You doesn't mean **** I can kick Chuck Liddell's **** It don't matter that he's trained in mixed martial arts jiu jitsu boxing wrestling or anything. It don't matter. It don't matter. It don't matter. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker: You're I'm talking about actors that are training. Okay. Okay. So, oh, okay. So, so that'd be like me saying Jean -Claude Van Damme just because he's an actor don't mean shit. Even though before he was an actor, he was a world champion kickbox. Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris, you don't mean shit. Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee, you don't mean shit.

Speaker: No, no, no, hey, hey. No, no, no. You have met in your own martial arts. You don't mean shit. You're an actor. You're a fuck with Disney. I know Chuck Norris. Oh, no, you're fucked. Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Glick. I went to Chuck Norris provided school. You watch your motherfucking mouth. Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Glick at night. I'm not.

Speaker: and the boogeyman. The weather predicts Chuck Norris. Just so you know. Once upon a time Glick looked at a Burger King and stroked his beard and turned it into a Wendy's. You know, but let me know when you want to. That's his home alone can never be done again because all the cell phone stuff. So not because it's politically incorrect. Tim did that. Tim did that last week.

Speaker: All right, Wednesday night to us, Sadie. A movie they never did. Remember that video game Night Trap? That was when Sega Genesis had Dana Plato win it? No. It was specifically dangerous. Yeah, somebody came in and while I was having a party, it was killing them. It was a lie, actually. I think they could. Actually, they did just do Home Alone, Tim. They did just remake Home Alone. It's on Disney Plus. And it was actually pretty good. That's right. I did.

Speaker: I haven't seen it, but yeah, they did. It was pretty good. And they did implement technology and stuff. That's a website. They did implement technology and stuff like that. It was actually still, it was a really cute movie, much like the original Home Alone. I haven't seen it. Now granted, Home Alone, we've said this before about movies, never should have had sequels. You do say that before. Home Alone should have never had sequels. However, Lost in New York was funny.

Speaker: Why? Because Trump was in it, Jeff? No, because dude got hit with a fucking brick. This woman. Fucking hilarious. Oh, yeah, I know her so far. We're going to need Chris to stare at your ass just saying. I'm staring at your ass. Yeah, I know. She knows. Trust me. We got to do like Falcon and when the soldier there was in the car, when old boy got to kiss me just a bit.

Speaker: He said they got to do like Falcon and Winter Soldier when they were in the car and one of the characters got a kiss from a girl and they both just sat in the car with these stupid grins on their face. That's what they're doing to me.

Speaker: I see your elbow. She's been on camera a couple times. She's come in here and got a couple fingers. And I keep trying to do this to, yeah, I keep trying to, you know, I know what she's doing. You know what she's doing? She's walking right into the bedroom room and she's talking shit to that ghost. This is exactly what she's doing. I got her number. She probably is. She probably is. She's talking shit to that ghost off.

Speaker: She knows everything I say. I talked to, I talked to three people in this life, her and YouTube dummies. Yeah. And when I talked to YouTube dummies, we're live. I don't talk to anybody else. So this ghost is out of the job. His job is just to hang back there and freak Tony out.

Speaker: They've made they've made a couple of people the thing about the thing about 50 Shades of Grey the thing about 50 Shades of Grey and they made they made multiple movies with this is and they can continue to do it because

Speaker: uh well not only well not only that but like uh your sexuality and stuff like that these days is so out there and everybody's so open plus everything is 100 % consensual in that movie so there's yeah you know so it can definitely be made because people are all about you know a yo having um

Speaker: And it's not the right word, but you guys kind of get, you kind of get the drift. They have pride in their sexuality. Exactly. Go on TikTok. I got another movie that could not be made today. And you both are going to kick yourself from not mentioning it. Bachelor party, Tom Hanks. Yeah. Oh, I got one, two, three. It's been right here. No, no, no. Hey, hey, Tonky.

Speaker: Wait now, wait now. Clark's show. Clark's show. They had a donkey show. D -Punks show. Henry Winkler, Night Shift. Yes. Oh, that was a crazy movie. Henry Winkler, Night Shift. That's what Mike made in my life. But that being said, we do have to take a break.

Speaker: We're gonna take a real quick break. When we come back, I got a new top 10 for you guys, something we discussed Wednesday night. I think it's kind of a cool top 10. Surprising top 10, I'm not gonna lie. And then I got a little bit of news for you to round the show up. So with that being said, hey, remember when we did news, I don't know, about a week or so back, and the sheep got three years?

Speaker: for murdering somebody. Think about that. I got another story in news. Firing squad. These goddamn animals are going crazy. We need stricter animal laws. That's all I got to say, Tony. But the criminal animals, they can do whatever they want. They're trying to make bestiality illegal.

Speaker: It's not just Europe, just so you know. Yes, everywhere. It's not just Europe. We've had the argument on Android versus iPhone. Europe is trying to make it a law that all devices

Speaker: Need the same charging port. I think they should Not only because of a convenience like if you need a charger real quick everybody's got the same one because I have it will save millions and millions of copper wire Because I have I have an iPhone for work different charger I have an Android phone

Speaker: different charger, my tablet, not that I ever use my tablet, I haven't for the last couple of years, a different charger, my controller for my Xbox, different charger, yeah, PlayStation, different, you know, so I agree. Any device that is, that should be charged. I agree with that. We're gonna take a chance.

Speaker: We're going to take a real quick break. Got a little bit more Blacktop Mojo for you. It is our second hour. So it's a Blacktop Mojo. And since I was an idiot last week or a couple of weeks ago and I was an idiot and I played this song and I said it was the cover of the wrong band, I'm going to correct myself and make everything right in the universe. Temple of the Dog. Temple of the Dog.

Speaker: I have to, I have to disagree. It doesn't make you an idiot. It just makes you mistaken. I had the right singers in there. I had the right singers. You just, and, and you know what? I believe I thought it was stone temple pilots as well. It was one of those like quote unquote, it was like one of those quote unquote super groups. Yes. Speaking of which severely underrated. One of my favorite.

Speaker: Super groups from the 80s, early 90s. Look them up if you don't know who they are. The damn Yankees. Look at the members in that group. Look at the 10 Nugent being one of them. How do we cancel those assholes?

Speaker: we don't cuz they're fucking anyways black top mojo and small town Titans with hunger straight fuck South Park fuck straight Parker fuck Matt whatever

Speaker: And I don't mind stealing bread from the miles a decade ends But I can't feed on the violence when my cup's already overfed

Speaker: But it's on the table, the fire is cooking And the firemen, baby, the flames are all working Blood is on the table, the miles are all choking And I'm going hungry

Speaker: But it's on the table, the fire is cooking And the farming babies, the slaves are all working But it's on the table, the mine

Speaker: I'm going hungry

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Speaker: so i went on while we went on break here real quick uh the kids are watching a movie and i instantly said yes this movie could not be made today and that is look who's talking because they would have just killed the kid in the first 30 seconds did you see did you see the scene where that kid was on the curtains

Speaker: There was a kid that was killed on a set and his silhouettes his pictures in the movie That is a poster of Ted Danson in one of his roles because he was an actor and that is literally a poster It was a kid

Speaker: No, it wasn't. It's a, it's a, it's a life -size cutout of Ted Danson with a top hat on because, uh, no, I'm looking up on the fucker. I've seen the movie a million times. I got it on DVD. Three men and a baby, dead kid.

Speaker: The three men and a baby dead kid is actually Ted Danson. The three men and a baby and a ghost. Tom Selleke addresses classic movie. It is a Tom Selleke gave an interview and he basically said it was not a ghost boy. It was a poster of Ted Danson with a top hat. Where's my phone? Hold on. Jeff, got a real quick question for you.

Speaker: Jeff got real quick question for you. Do you have access to the music? Yes, I do. Can you in the show? I can't. I don't think I can turn it off. I can't stop broadcast. Okay. Do you have access to the brand? Like ever, ever, like where the comments and banners and all that stuff is.

Speaker: Yeah, I have the banners. I have the brand which is where the music is. Yeah. In the background. Uh I have overlay logo video clips. Okay. Alright, cool. I just can't. I mean, basically, we just have to both of us. Yeah. Well, I'm going to, I'm going to bounce out a little bit early. Jody and I are going to go watch a movie. I'm going to spend a little bit of time with her. Just me and Jeff time. It is your Jeff time. You guys know the rules of

Speaker: It is Ted Danson cut out from one of his commercials that he was in because his character is an actor.

Speaker: Godly. Glick, take care of yourself. Go enjoy it, missus. Much love, guys. Thank you guys for hanging out. Just shoot me a text right when you guys do your little outros. And I'll come, I'll run in and I'll just end the broadcast. I'm going to drop myself down and then I'll just end the broadcast. That's fine.

Speaker: But no, I appreciate y 'all. I'm doing a podcast or anything. I got to give you shit because you guys give me shit. I thought you supported us. This is my decision. Under 33 episodes, I haven't missed one.

Speaker: And I didn't miss this one either. No, but yeah, just shoot me a text when you guys are wrapped up and I'll come in and I'll end the broadcast. I'm going to drop down. Thank you guys. Listen, thank you guys for hanging out for me. Enjoy these two knuckleheads. Hopefully they behave themselves. If not, they will be Wednesday night. They'll be the top 10 for Wednesday. Correct. Yeah. Wednesday. I'll do top 10 of news. Uh, if you want to pull one up for your own, go ahead. Feel free to, uh, but, um,

Speaker: If they don't behave themselves, I'll listen to the replay and there'll be stern actions taken Wednesday night. But whatever you said, goodbye moto fuggles. Enjoy Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. So I'm looking up something Tony, I think you're gonna kick out. You are now about to win as a strength of nonsensicalness.

Speaker: so i'm looking up top 10 ghosts in movies remember the baby the play of witch project that movie was fucked up i watched it tired and it scared me i remember going to see it in a theater in a drive -in i went to a drive -in

Speaker: No, Jeff. He doesn't have them. I think he got it, but Glick wants to be here when it's over, so we good. Appreciate it. Yeah. Well, I don't have the ability to actually end the broadcast, but Chris does. I wish I could share a video up here. I thought I could. OK, so. Whoa. Didn't say that.

Speaker: I was kind of hoping to find something. Okay, here we go. I don't want to show the video. I wonder if I could get a breakdown. I did find a top 10 creepy things and found a movie background. Go for it. It's a video. I gotta find a... Remember that topic I wanted to cover?

Speaker: The lakes that were made over cities Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah So whenever you finish I don't run it real fast, I think okay top 10 creepy things found in movie backgrounds Found in the backgrounds of movies so in ghost boy 2010 See

Speaker: There's a little ghost boy through the window dancing to the song tiptoe in the tools. I don't know that one. I would see ghost boys. Upside down painting, which is... Oh, sorry, the movie is not ghost boy. It's Insidious is the movie. The title of the... I think so.

Speaker: Lost Highway is a bizarre film that requires a lot of focus and it's surface the most This is not a very good list because it's it goes in like in -depth more to the movie than the creepy thing

Speaker: No, but like the Ted Danson thing. Back to that real quick. I have heard what you were saying it was. It all comes down to when the prop master sets stuff up.

Speaker: You know, they do pictures of the three guys together, and then that's a prop in the house, you know, all that stuff. And Ted Danson, his character is an actor, so they're in his room. There's a different scene, and it's a split second. You'll miss it because they walk by. You can actually see that poster, and it's not even a poster, it's like a cardboard cutout.

Speaker: And it's him as a kid in a commercial. It's like his first commercial. He was like the, the, the Wheaties guy or, you know, like, uh, kind of thing. And that's what Tom Selleck says in the interview, that it's not the, that that poster was there all the time. And they were literally, no, but they, yeah. Well, the thing is, is like the way it was set up, they would forget it was there and walk by and think somebody was on set. Right.

Speaker: So that's where that rumor came out. But then there's the one about the Wizard of Oz, where the little person hung himself in the background. I don't remember that. Well, I've actually heard it. I've never actually seen the scene. But Wizard of Oz, background death.

Speaker: I'm judging on a few things like you are too. So we're good. But, um, while he's looking for that, there was a couple of, um, stories I wanted to bring to the podcast. I've been trying to talk to some of the most. So this is the same. Go ahead. There it is. Oh, you'd have never seen that shit. Who the fuck would have paid attention to that while he's skipping down. Exactly. Apparently he, uh,

Speaker: While they're skipping, not only right after they met the cowardly lion, it looks like, or right before, but apparently he hung himself during the filming. One of the munchkins. Jesus. I wanted to go to some of the lakes. The man made lakes in the United States. There's a bunch of them. There's at least 100 lakes in the United States that were made over towns that they destroyed. I see you over there, yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, I would never saw. Like I said, I got one clip. I'm trying to find some of the most reliable information just up any type of video, but I've been trying to see what side the documentary was. I got a couple. I got one saved. Is that the one that's here? It's here in Georgia. No, there's a video at the bottom that says that. Yeah. Yeah. You go ahead and press play whenever you're ready. If you don't mind watching it. So no, it's fine. Cool. Go ahead. I mean, I'm like,

Speaker: I got it. If you got it up, I got it. Can you hear it?

Speaker: Oscarville was a small town in the county of Forsyth in the state of Georgia. In 1912, the white population drove the black population out of Oscarville with threats and violence. This event was triggered by crimes against two white women allegedly at the hands of black men. Homes and churches were destroyed and an estimated 1 ,100 people were displaced. This was not the first time that Oscarville had been the site of racial violence. In the 1830s, the white population forcibly removed Cherokee farmers from their properties and forced the Cherokees away from Oscarville forever.

Speaker: Welcome to Intrigued Mind, where today we explore Oscarville, the city drowned by Lake Linear.

Speaker: Lake Lanier is the site of multiple mysterious deaths and disappearances that have plagued this man -made lake for as long as it has been in existence. Many people believe that the lake is haunted because it was constructed on top of a town. That town was called Oscarville. Located in Forsyth County, it still exists today, but it is submerged beneath as much as 152 feet of water, though the remnants of Oscarville were revealed during droughts between 2000 and 2009.

Speaker: So, what happened to the residents of that town? Who were they, and why did they leave? And what other mysteries does this submerged city's tragic past lay claim to? Keep watching to learn all about the secrets of Oscarville, the town that was flooded by Lake Lanier.

Speaker: Oscarville was a town in Forsyth County, which lies in the northern part of the state of Georgia. Today, this county is characterized by a predominantly white population. Yet, this was not always the case. In 1912, each and every black resident was forcibly relocated. An estimated 1 ,100 people, comprising 10 % of Oscarville's population, were removed from their homes and sent into exile. But what events precipitated this racial cleansing?

Speaker: In September of that year, before the white people drove out their black neighbors, a young woman was found in the nearby woods. She was beaten, bloodied, and unconscious. The woman was 18 -year -old Sleety Mae Crow. The girl later died of her injuries, one week shy of her 19th birthday. It was believed that she had been struck from behind and dragged into the woods while walking home from her aunt's house. Her assailant raped her before striking her in the head with a rock, at least three times, crushing her skull. A black man named Rob Edwards

Speaker: whose only crime was to be in the area at the time of the attack, was quickly seized. Edwards was unlawfully hung in the town square, with many of the white community present. His body was strung up on a telephone pole, and white onlookers fired bullets into his lifeless body. Two more people would be executed for this still unsolved murder, 16 -year -old Edward Knox, whom the girl allegedly accused on her deathbed, and a 17 -year -old Oscar Daniel. The two boys were put on trial, found guilty, and handed down a sentence of death by hanging.

Speaker: Earlier that same week, another white woman was allegedly assaulted by two black men. Ellen Greish, the wife of a well -respected farmer, accused two black men, Tony Howell and Isaiah Perkle, of attempting to rape her before they were startled and scared away by her mother. These men were imprisoned, awaiting trial. A black preacher by the name of Grant Ellen was alleged to have speculated at a community barbecue that Greish may have given consent to sexual relations with Howell and Perkle.

Speaker: Word of this speculation reached the ears of the white members of the community who were enraged at the suggestion. An angry mob captured Grant Ellen and horse whipped him until he was nearly dead. The local sheriff managed to intervene just in time to drag the preacher to the safety of the courthouse. Regardless of whether these black men were guilty of the crimes they were accused of or not,

Speaker: It acted as a flame to a powder keg. The night of Sleety made Crow's funeral. Enraged white men gathered at the town's crossroads armed with guns and sticks of dynamite. They descended on the Black population with fury, spurred on by sensational news reports and the support of Crow's parents, who went on record to say that they wished to be rid of the town's Black people, whom they refer to as the Fiends of Hell. In the coming months, these white vigilantes, known collectively as the Night Riders, drove the Black community out of town.

Speaker: It is estimated that in the early months of the racial cleansing that 98 % of Oscar Bill's black community fled in fear never to return.

Speaker: Many of the cabins of Oscarville's black population were scattered along the banks of the Chattahoochee River on the outskirts of town. The Night Riders would go to each and every white home to call up the adult men of the family to join the group. It is worth remembering that it had only been fifty years earlier that a white man was legally allowed to pursue escaped slaves in the days before the Civil War and the Emancipation Proclamation. Therefore, when the knock on the door came after sundown to join the Night Riders posse, it may not have seemed a foreign concept to these men at all.

Speaker: It took a few months for these so -called night riders to drive the black people out of Oscarville.

Speaker: and from nearby towns such as Cumming. Those members of the Black community who served in the wealthy houses of the upper -class white families in the neighboring town of Cumming were afforded some protection. But the poor sharecroppers, landowners, and cotton pickers who were the most vulnerable were the first to flee the town.

Speaker: The Knight Rider's main modus operandi was to throw stones through windows, to fire gunshots through front doors, and to shout out GET to the terrified inhabitants within. Furniture was burned, pets and livestock were shot, and messages were left behind giving inhabitants 24 hours to leave.

Speaker: One white woman, Ruth Jordan, who was just a girl at the time of the racial cleansing, recounted one night when she accompanied her father, who was friendly with his black neighbors, to check on their safety. They found their neighbor's cabin empty, the furniture shot to pieces. When her father called out, their neighbors, the cooks, emerged from the woods, where they had spent the night, hiding in terror.

Speaker: By mid -October, it was reported in the news that many black homes had been torched and razed to the ground, along with five churches where black people worshipped. The exiled literally had no place to return to. By burning their churches, the Knight Riders struck at the very heart of the spiritual and social fabric of Oscarville's black community. By late October, violent means were no longer necessary. All it took was for the Knight Riders to leave a tied -up bundle of sticks on the cabin's front porch in the morning, and the family who dwelled there would be gone by sundown.

Speaker: such was the depth of their terror. The white farmers who remained in Oscarville went on to prosper after the racial cleansing of 1912. In fact, they were so successful that Oscarville was one of the few farming communities to survive both the Great Depression and the bull weevil attacks on cotton that had plagued the area since 1915.

Speaker: However, the fact that Oscarville primarily comprised farming land made it a target for developers who wanted to create a water supply for the fast -growing Atlanta Metro. All but five residents were asked to sell their land to the government for this project. In 1947, a deal was struck between the Chamber of Commerce and the Industrial Bureau for the construction of the Buford Dam, which took four years to complete, and by 1959, Lake Lanier was filled for the first time.

Speaker: By this time, the farming town that was Oscarville had completely disappeared, only living on via a handful of old maps, archived newspaper articles, and local oral history. About 1 ,100 people lost their livelihoods and their homes during the 1912 racial cleansing of Oscarville. A few families sold their properties for dirt cheap. The majority just left. No longer able to make a living off the land they were forced to abandon, they were unable to pay their taxes.

Speaker: This meant that their property was seized by the government. The white farmers who remained often simply took possession of them. All this made it much simpler to legally flood the land that was many people's ancestral home. Perhaps the saddest part of this dark chapter in America's history is that this was not the first time that people had been displaced from the land where Oscarville sat.

Speaker: In Forsyth County during the 1830s, Cherokee farmers, who had no legal rights, had their holdings taken away from them in a so -called land lottery, in which white settlers were granted a stamped document which gave them the right to drive the Cherokee farmers out of their homes and away from their land, and they had no legal redress. Quite often, these farmers were driven out at gunpoint.

Speaker: This was simply a government sanctioned land grab, and just like the Cook family, who hid from their white attackers in the nearby woods, so too did many of the Cherokee farmers, who would rather hide in the forest and starve than be driven out. Eventually, in the face of such adversity, a small faction of the Cherokee ceded the entire Cherokee territory to the United States. The Cherokee were then rounded up and pinned like animals, before being packed into wagons and forced to walk out of Georgia forever, bound for a reservation in Oklahoma.

Speaker: There is a well -known and indelible truth which historians attribute to the Spanish philosopher George Santayana, that those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. It would seem that this was the case with the peoples of Oscarville. Perhaps this town is better off buried beneath the deep waters of Lake Lanier. That's a fucked up shit.

Speaker: You know, it's it's. That's just one story. There's over 100 leaks in the United States with a situation just like that. Yeah. Well, I mean, that was I knew about the the whole the Cherokee being moved out and stuff like that. They even kind of that lambs everything they're talking about at the end. They that's kind of shown in the movie that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman movie. Was that Australia?

Speaker: No, it was in the US, but they were Irish. At the end of the movie, they get a land lottery, and the whole movie is them going out to get this land. When they said land lottery, that's what popped in my head.

Speaker: Which movie was it? Which movie was it? It's called Far and Away. Far and Away, yeah. Love that movie. But they don't show the fleeing of the natives, but I think that was

Speaker: It was supposedly Ari taking care of. Tim, you mentioned the Arthur Morgan passing in Red Dead Redemption 2. Dude, you didn't fucking fuck me up. I'm still pissed about it. And I don't like playing as John. Just for the record, that story is similar, more than one location. So I see a pattern, personally, for myself.

Speaker: Yeah, somebody cries, rape, and the boys come in. And look at Rosewood, same situation. You look at the things with the Cherokees, we all knew they got to rent out their land. This is just one story, one aspect. Also, that county in Georgia, where that lake is, that's where Oprah did the talk show with them folks that they want black people to have.

Speaker: Oh, that's right. Okay. Okay. I remember that. That lake is notorious for having big picnics, big parties and everything. But people say there's always something fucking crazy happening in that water. When I found out about this story last year, one of my boys in Atlanta, because he's from Atlanta. I said, Hey man, why you tell me the story behind on Lake Lanier? He said, Oh, you ain't know that's why I'll never go to that water.

Speaker: He said, I don't know. I don't blame him. Well, I mean, I do remember that Oprah special, like the whole county didn't want black people. The whole county said they don't want black people. Oprah was like, fuck you, I'm showing up. And she asked him, why? And it became a stigma. Like if you were a person of color in that county, they're like, no, you get the fuck out. And what's crazy is I went to college with a black woman who lived in that county, but she was adopted.

Speaker: Okay, yeah, yeah. And we just said that, we was like, you live there? She was like, yeah, we told her, she knew the story and everything, but she was like, she never went through any, she went through her crazy stuff, whatever, but she didn't have none of the issues she was hearing or seeing. And it's crazy that when I moved here, when I moved here, the county is for safe. They also got a city called for safe. That's about an hour away.

Speaker: As a matter of fact, the city name for us isn't that too far from me. I met good people from there, no issues, personally myself. I haven't met anybody. I know a couple folks from up there, good folks, but they did just have a crazy killing up there a couple years ago. So to me,

Speaker: You gotta watch a lot of what's going on and take a lot of the personal accounts of what people tell you more than what's on the news and what you research. You know what I'm saying? Oh, no, that's true. But I mean, like, at that time, and I never, it never understood me. It never, I've never understood why, but it all comes down to it. And correct me if I'm wrong, but it's like out of fear.

Speaker: And ignorance is where racism comes from. And it's like, oh, they're different than me. They must be wrong. They must be bad. So out of fear of something new and ignorance, that's how you get racist. Racism comes from the fact that one aspect trying to take power over the other. Oh, see, I didn't know that. Been trying to maintain control over everything. What we've learned a lot about racism has been from

Speaker: the position of power being expanded, the fathers, and their system being the strongest regardless of who you are, where you're from. So your culture and everything is robbed. A lot of it goes toward the Greeks and the Romans. If we dig deeper, we'll also see the Portuguese, you see the Spanish, you see the French, you see the British. Right now, and I will say this, there's a lot of stigmas going against the Russians. It was happening during the previous presidency. Matter of fact, I knew people that went over there that were like, yeah,

Speaker: you don't necessarily need to be over here. And it kind of gave it a look like, I'm like, oh, really? Yeah, that's for real over there. I've also heard of Black Russians, which I've never heard of before. I'm not fucking lying. I've never heard of a fucking Black Russian. Well, it's like a Black Irish. You don't see that. Apparently, yeah. But apparently, it's there. And in Ireland, it's like a small percentage.

Speaker: Yeah, well, the funniest, funniest reference to Black Irish was Bernie Maxis and Charlie's Angels too. He's like, well, you've never heard of Black Irish? Lucky John, who did you came up with that? That was a hot man. Did you know when the shit was happening in the Ukraine, it was evacuating people out, but they were trying to tell the Black folks they got to stay. Oh, whoa. It was on news. That's fucked up.

Speaker: shit's going on everywhere. I know we don't, I know we normally have fun. We normally kick it, but we did tell him before he didn't mind if I was to do this. I wanted to run this for a lot of the cities, a lot of times just to provide some content, but that was one city. Oscarville, Georgia, for those of you that have been to Georgia, that city is under Lake Lanier. They said some of them buildings are still down there. Now he just told you in that video, it's under 150, two feet of war.

Speaker: They were supposed to make a movie last November and never came out and never saw a final. Yeah, I was going to say, I was going to say, yeah, I could swear I heard about a movie about like that. Like where they like it was almost like a going to be a documentary because I think there is a documentary where somebody took one of those underwater drones. And down there and they were like going through the buildings and stuff. You can see that shit.

Speaker: Yeah, that's fucked up. And for those of you that don't know, a bunch of movies were made on lakes. They were trying to tell you the story of Lake Lanier subliminally. Subliminally. They want to put some of it on Crystal Lake. I don't think it's working. They tried to say Lake Placid had a little bit of it. I didn't think so.

Speaker: get a chance. Everybody just take a chance to yourself. Take some time to use. So racism comes from a small model. That's what I was supposed to say. Agreed. Please, please, please, please bring that up on the screen. If you don't mind, please bring that up. Thank you, Anthony.

Speaker: You're not wrong. Everybody's learning it. Everybody's seeing it. Like I said, most times we just have fun. I just want to touch on it real fast because I wanted to show some of the city, some of the lakes. The other city that I said I wanted to show, I can say that for next week with no problem, but appreciate y 'all. I do want to do this. I want to try to bring something up in here more than anything for those who don't know around the world. And even what is going on in your part of the world.

Speaker: Oh no, it's true. For those of us that see you in the United States have never been around some places for vacation, for tourism, just to visit, for research, for a job. We don't fucking know. I'm going to go ahead and tell you. As much as I learned about you over the past year from talking to people up here that I ever knew. Yeah.

Speaker: Seriously. Well, I mean, I know people here that they don't like Americans, but yet they work in a predominantly tourist town. Because that's where the money is. Because that's where the money is, right? And have been blatantly assholish just because of where I'm from. I was like, well, fuck you, buddy. You're going to because Americans are always talking shit about Mexico. What's up, Stevie Wonder? Americans are always talking shit about Mexico. Right. No, that's true.

Speaker: We do that. It's like for those of us in the United States, I'm a native of Queens, New York. We talk shit about everybody. You know it. Yeah. Los Angeles, talk shit about everybody. Motherfucker from the South, talk shit about everybody in the North. We fucking do this. I always talk about LA. I hate that. You're not going through what you're going through, where you're at alone. We go through the shit here. Yeah. And it's universal. Different parts of New York, fuck with each other. Exactly. I guarantee you, if you're in Prague, you're shitting on somebody from their, quote unquote, rival town. And it's, it's,

Speaker: Everything that's been said about another town has been said about, has briefly the same things been said by somebody else in a different town about another town. I don't know if that makes sense. Yes, it does. Just like all just mess with each other. Different members of the military mess with each other. The internal members of each military mess with each other. Motherfuckers from one job mess with me. Motherfuckers from the other job. All that shit. Who deployed you? I could be there all day. Have you seen the Space Force TV show?

Speaker: I watched the first two episodes and I stopped. It was funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. And what's his name?

Speaker: John Malkovich steals every time he's on the screen. He steals that screen. Oh my God. He killed him as bad as Transformers was. His character, him and the only other dude. Yes. They were hilarious. Yes. They were hilarious. But he, that move, that show, I tried to, I watched the new season. It wasn't that great.

Speaker: I mean, what else are they going to do? There's not so much there. Exactly. Well, they didn't really explain how they got back. That's my bush. That's my bush was funny when it first started on Comedy Central. That was funny when it first started. I just started watching. I'm watching a British TV show. It's called D .I. Ray.

Speaker: And I think you'd enjoy it. It's basically a detective. And she's Indian. And she's been put in charge of cases that are culturally, they call them C -A -S -C -S -A culturally specific crimes. CSCs.

Speaker: see yeah or something i forget exactly what they say but it's because she's put on that case because she's indian and the victim or the possible suspect is indian as well and so they got her to crack down somebody from my own descendancy that's fucked up right but it's it's actually really good i'm only i've only watched uh

Speaker: one and a half episodes uh because they they only do six parts and so each season is one crime right and uh like i said i've only uh in each part there's six parts and each part is like 35 40 minutes a piece that's very intense very um it's there's no laughing matter you know there's no joke in there that

Speaker: It's really interesting and good, but it's like watching, you can watch CSI here in the States and go, I get it, I know what's going on. But this is a different look at police work because like Britain cops don't carry guns. They do have an armed police force. Yeah, but the cops got nice sticks.

Speaker: Yeah, they got 9 .6, but they don't carry guns. So it's kind of a like, wait, what? Why don't you have a gun? But it's actually really good. And the girl that stars in it, I don't know where to know her from. Hold on, let me check. I got to look it up. D .I. Ray. D .I. Ray. D .I. Ray.

Speaker: I'm gonna have to type it in because. Go for it. Go for it. It spells out D -A -Y. So, it's a British TV show. Like I said, you would, I mean, you might even recognize it from this picture. This is her.

Speaker: I don't know where I know her from. I don't. But she looks familiar, right? I have to look her up. So she is, and I cannot pronounce her name, from Remender, Nagira. So she was in, she's on the blacklist, she was on ER.

Speaker: Blacklist, that might be where I know her from. If she was on ER, damn, she's been around for a while. What's her real name? Oh, I can't pronounce it. Here it is. Yeah, I'm not saying that. Farmenda Nagra, gotcha. Yeah, I can't say that, but. Farmenda Nagra, yeah, that's not a problem. She was the girl, okay.

Speaker: her most famous role. She was the Indian girl in Bend It Like Beckham in 2002 with Keir Knightley. So that's where I actually know her from. But it's really good. It's interesting. And the guy you saw in the picture that I first showed you of her, she doesn't speak

Speaker: or or Punjabi or whatever because there's the and the guy in this picture, this guy, he's kind of he's a he's a just a regular officer. They call him PC. PC. PC is his title and he is basically her interpreter. So, he's

Speaker: Uh, uh, Hindi, he speaks all this stuff in English. So he's assigned to her as her translator. Then, but the, in the very first episode, she is forced to arrest a guy and he looks at her and calls her a coconut as in brown on the whites outside, white on the middle. That's fucked up. And it's never addressed.

Speaker: It was never addressed throughout the whole show. And I'm like, dude, you got to bring it up. I knew what, but as soon as he said coconut, I got it. I was like, that was a disrespectful rule. I mean, that she did, her superiors did believe he was the bad guy, but he wasn't. She proved him innocent, but as their covenant, he looks at her and he goes, you coconut.

Speaker: And the white cop just kind of looked at her. Well, he's kind of the gangster. But it's actually really good. It's really interesting. It's on that page that I sent you, which I sent you in the Facebook thing. That website, if you can think of a movie, it's there, TV show as well.

Speaker: Gotcha. I'm just trying to see the new stuff. I watched Perfect Strangers episodes the other day. Nice. With Bowkie and Larry and all that stuff. That website is actually really great for finding really good stuff.

Speaker: It's all the high quality. Now, something like if you try to watch a Top Gun on it, like the new one, the Maverick, which I just saw in the theater, it's somebody with a video camera. But once it goes up onto HBO or something, it'll be back on there in HD. But what I do is with that, I bring that up on my phone and then throw it up onto the TV.

Speaker: Oh my god. What is up with the dogs? Oh my goodness. Wide open cuz. Wide open. Freaking out. They wide open. Okay. There there you go. Uh she's been in some. Where you been Sarah? Where you been at lady? She is. But yeah, she's actually really

Speaker: And then I finished, I finished the Ted Lasso. I think you guys really get a kick out of that. Because the Ted Lasso TV show where a British guy or an American guy from Kansas is brought in to coach a British football team soccer. And it's so good and so

Speaker: The concept of the first season is basically Major League. The owner wants to trash the team. And then she actually starts to get to know the team, and she starts to like them. And in the second season, she's just a fan. But Juno Temple and that, her mannerisms, the way she talks, she's very, very, very, very, very, very brave.

Speaker: But holy shit, she befriends everybody. And the guy Ted Lasso himself is played by Jason Zemecus. I don't know what it was last night. Jason Zemecus, I think it is, yeah. He was on Saturday Night Live. He did that, We Are The Millers. He's 180 degrees from what he played in We Are The Millers. And I did a little research on it. Well, apparently, him and the guy that plays Coach Beard

Speaker: which is, you know, they're acting next to each other. They created these characters years ago when they were doing stand -up in improv. So they created these characters years ago and they basically turned it into a show and it's actually really good. And I'm waiting ever so patiently on the next season, which I guess is the end of the summer.

Speaker: I'm waiting on The warrior nun season two to come out it's on Netflix it is totally worth it It's a weird sci -fi kind of thing

Speaker: And the other one is the, I have to give you the other one. I'm waiting on the Umbrella Company, season three, I think. The Umbrella Academy, sorry, the Umbrella Academy. That's coming out soon, I'm waiting for that. The new season's getting ready to come out. It's a weird show and they left on the weirdest cliffhanger ever. To the point where one of the characters was responsible for killing Kevin.

Speaker: or slash. I'm not sure. Yeah, it's it's out there. The one character can time travel. I guess it's it's weird. The one could talk to the dead. It's it's all over the joint. It's weird. But I'm waiting on the new season because it's not nobody in it with the exception of. What's this?

Speaker: Timekeeper. Timekeeper. I'll check that out. Speaking of web series, there's a Harry Potter spinoff on YouTube. On the door, right? No, no, no, no, no, no. It is a web series made by fans. It's a fan -made TV show called Mudblood.

Speaker: And it's only on YouTube just much like that Scooby -Doo Fan -made thing that Chris was talking about. It's really good, but you got to pay attention I Love squid game. I'm waiting on season two

Speaker: Squid Game, you have to pay attention. You will need dub or subtitles or both. It's really good, Tim. It's an interesting concept. I don't know if you've seen it, Tony.

Speaker: I have not seen squid game. I heard it was controversial. It's not necessarily controversial, but it's like it's a hundred and it's like a hundred and certain amount of people or a couple hundred people. All they're all down on their luck and they've been brought to a to play a game. And if they win, it's very hungry games, but if they win, whoever wins the whole thing gets a pot of money.

Speaker: right and the pot of money gets bigger and bigger each game because the losers are eliminated from the game. They're eliminated. Yeah, they literally get at one point. They literally walk around shooting people in the back of their head. It was **** up. Yeah, they get 10 million watts.

Speaker: million won. No, it was like 100 million won or something like that. I forget what it was but it's it's it's basically they get like they get like 40 million US when they win and of course spoiler alert but the main guy of course he wins and the new season he's kind of like

Speaker: going back. I don't know how they're going back to the game. Yeah. Well, he's not going back to the game. He's he basically he wants to stop the game from being played. Yes. Kind of the other side. You want to go back and save everybody from going through it. Yes, exactly. And it's but the first game is played is red light green light 123. Yeah. Well,

Speaker: The first guy to get popped is like, man, I got this shit. He goes running and it says red light. He stops and stumbles a little bit. And all of a sudden a barrel comes out of the wall and blows his fucking head off. Yeah. And everybody else is just like, I don't want to fucking play no more. Exactly. Be careful of the game you play. Be careful of the game you play. Be careful.

Speaker: Well, I mean, but in that first episode, when they play Red Like Greenlight, they don't know that the eliminated players will actually be eliminated. They just think, oh. It's like Maze Runner. Yeah, it's very Maze Runner. Yeah. And Maze Runner took out a Legion. I thought Legion was going to be better than Maze Runner, but good God, Maze Runner took out a Legion. Jesus. The problem I have with Maze Runner is like the sequels were shit.

Speaker: The third one was outstanding. Death Cure was great. You know what? You know what? I was kind of disappointed when it was the Virgin series. Yeah, the Virgin, yeah. They were very similar. The problem with the Virgin is the last one that they made got such poor ratings that they didn't make the fourth part. They just like, yeah, we're doing it. May as well take it out. May as well take it all the way out. I was waiting on the second Golden Compass.

Speaker: Yeah. I was waiting on that because that polar bear was hell. That polar bear was hell. Yeah. The church went after that one hard. And I didn't even see anything anti -religious in it. I didn't either. I didn't either. I really didn't. To this day I still wonder what the hell the church was all up with arms about.

Speaker: There was something real big that we missed, and that's fine. If they saw it, that's cool. I wanted to see it. I didn't have a problem with it, except for the fact they were hiding kids. You know what I'm saying? That was pretty much it. You want to call Glickback? Tell him to bring his hands up. Yeah, about that time. Let me go ahead and send a message in. We're getting ready to play the final music. Let's see.

Speaker: Because I plan on acting up tonight. We've got a lot happening. We're getting ready to end the show right now. We just kind of finished up talking movies and stuff. But if you want to come in, we're going to play the final song. All right, so everybody, thanks for listening. Yeah, to all of my fellow hamsters who are on airtime with us, Takara has shown up. So Una will be popping off pretty much pretty soon. Nice. I do plan on doing a Twitter spaces tomorrow.

Speaker: those who follow me on Twitter, you know I'm gonna be on airtime or at least I'm gonna get my notification from airtime if anybody's looking for me and and and tonight I am going to do my final broadcast as the mayor of HAPS, my final state of the union address. I'm gonna get on. You asked me that the other day. I never

Speaker: The car popping up made the way it again, but it's already been over a month this broadcast is overdue I can do my broadcast Willy Bobo's as I normally do You just cut me all sorry, I thought I had to drag it down cuz I'm Playing on knocking this out the park. I'm going to end it off on an excellent note. I

Speaker: I'm going to do my thing. I should be broadcasting on Twitter and Twitch. Okay. So y 'all please stay tuned. Keep your notifications on. You can multicast while y 'all playing UNO listening to me. And for those of you who want some music, I do plan on praying a little bit, but I do want to run back through a few things. A lot of my good times, perhaps. I really couldn't find each and every last one of them. I've been trying to replay it on purpose, but I've had an absolute ball over there. I know. I know.

Speaker: but definitely keep the notifications on, get everybody. I wanna have fun with this. I'm trying to keep some of the shade to myself. Some of y 'all asking. Some of y 'all asking. Some of y 'all asking. Well, that pretty much, it is 11 o 'clock on the fucking dot. At that point, we do say thank you all for listening. Thank you all for watching. Oh, you said it should've died?

Speaker: Yeah, he's gonna come in and just end the broadcast, but we're gonna play the song. So we are gonna be ending the show with our favorite song, Black Top Mojo's Wicked Woman. But before we do that, please check us out on Haps. Damn it, I did it. And I haven't been on Haps in months. But we're on YouTube. We are on Facebook, Twitter,

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Speaker: It was a follow. We have a merch store. I believe we're working on our Patreon as well. I can see Chris, I can see you creeping in the background there, sir. Yeah, I see. Do you see him down at the bottom? You don't see him. You must have seen him. I don't recognize him. He changed his shirt and everything. Look at him.

Speaker: But yes, without further ado, here is the wicked, wicked woman by black top mode. Run it.

Speaker: She waits, was passing through the wind And she commutes with the dead She throws a bolt into the fire And in darkness she turns You wait some late, above the head

Speaker: Oh, I'm all over the sky Take this back and find I wanna live forever And know the spirit in the earth Give me a new word, make me a guideline

Speaker: You don't think I's the gun if she stops to feast There was a smile on her face as she watched my soul leave Lick the lips to back her head as blood ran out

Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No man, like something sharp. Something like I can stab to fit myself with. I've got some sharp