Nonsensical Nonsense 329 Get high Fuck them babies

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Speaker: you

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: I'm here. I'm on time. Wrong and wrong again.

Speaker: Oh, you got to love work meetings, man. The time change is fucking killing me. And I don't even have to change my time. That's what's fucking blowing my mind. I hope they I hope they fire you. Good luck with that stupid hat. Whatever. They love the hat. Yeah, I know it's your favorite. I mean, Jeff, we already know that you're like retarded and special.

Speaker: You know, maybe show it now. I mean, now you're just screaming into the world. Welcome to your one top one stop spot for all your hump day fuckery. I can't wear these headphones driving crazy. Welcome to the physical dances, everybody. He's Jeff. I'm like happy hump day assholes.

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Speaker: If you're watching the replay or if you're watching us live, give us a follow, give us a listen. If you'd be so kind, give us a share. We greatly appreciate that. As always, shout out to the chatters box. What's going on? We see Tim Conrad just finished up with it. I made another amazing episode of the mental health hour. Him and miss Gemma, they were talking about seasonal depression, man. It was wild because, uh, Hey, Hey, that's a thing, dude.

Speaker: You like that? Uh, I was just dealing with that the other day. It was, uh, it was just, uh, we had a couple of days of just, just gross weather, man. And I just, for no reason at all, I just, just felt just blah. You know what I mean? Just, I get it. I get it. Happens to me every once in a while. It just hits you like a ton of fucking bricks and there's nothing new, but bear through it. Yeah. So it's probably not the healthiest thing to do, but that's what we do because.

Speaker: Well, no, you know, you know, you just kind of. I thought you were upset because you can't get pumpkin spice latte no more. Oh. Do I look like the type of person that enjoys a pumpkin spice latte? No, but you live with somebody that does. Well, I'm sure her depression falls under your depression because she can't get her whoopie spice latte. I did see we have so much pumpkin spice bullshit.

Speaker: And I literally, I was going to send that gift that I have of the pumpkin shit in the cup, but I couldn't find it. So I was like, oh, fuck it. I can't be bothered. And we got Benji games. He was streaming earlier. Another great zombie stream from Benji games to over there on Twitch. I was in there hanging out with him a little bit, fucking pricked sitting in his house, playing video games while I'm at work. And I'm like, yeah, we suck Benji.

Speaker: You guys can check it out too. Appreciate the shares, brother. Absolutely appreciate the hell out of those shares. Is that what... I've never seen... I've never seen Gold Rush. Is that the show where they actually pan for gold? Or... Because there's... I know there's like a TV show called Gold Rush too. It's like a drama. Yeah.

Speaker: Because there's also a show called Gold Rush, where they pan for gold. I mean, I'm just. Oh, it's absolutely a thing. And, you know, there's no there's no denying that because, like I said, I'll just I don't know where to start. Just just open about.

Speaker: just moving around just just feeling like complete straight dog shit for no damn reason at all and uh best puppy died Rick Ness from Gold Rush had had that apparently yeah the TV show once again Jeffrey I was seven years going to show up a little bit earlier

Speaker: So we could have this behind the scenes. I got dropped in this fucking meeting. And I guess on the show is better is, is, is, that is just as good of a place. Yeah. I'm listening. I need you to Bart's Homer Simpson style. Your son, you're into his discord channel. Get our email out there. We have a community that we are a part of.

Speaker: Well, here's the thing. He uses the discord on my phone, but deletes it the second he's not using my phone because he knows I'll just delete it because he keeps adding shit to my phone. Deactivated do whatever. So hopefully, hopefully maybe we could use our email. Agreed. Yeah. He already caught shit for, for not just,

Speaker: from mom to I was gonna I was gonna use my primary account my primary email but um my my discord channel I had was like five why didn't I was a member of a gaming community was like five or six years ago and I couldn't tell you the name that I had that under or the the uh the password or anything to save my life yeah

Speaker: We were talking about passwords because we just got a new way to track everything. And then they're like, make sure you change your password. And I was like, yeah, I'm using the same password I use for everything because I can't remember what I had for fucking breakfast, let alone 40 fucking passwords that I use. Exactly. Thank God for Google saving all my passwords or else I'd be.

Speaker: Yeah. It's been that little pop up that little pop up. It says, would you like me to save? Fuck yeah, motherfucker. Cause I don't remember what I just typed. Yes. Do it. I say a picture of the click and we can't see it. There are other ways. I mean, we haven't, well, but you don't have all the other social medias or anything like that. So I see.

Speaker: I will get on that. I got to figure out where the hell he hides it. You know, as you know, when it comes to a phone, how many fucking apps do you have on your phone, Chris? Just swipe up, and then there's a search bar, put it in Discord. It'll pull Discord right up. It'll go into all your apps, and then there should be a search bar. I think he goes right off the website.

Speaker: Um, but, um, yeah, cause I got into it. I loved it with my phone number and I was like, okay, no big deal. And I was able to get in there and join a couple of communities and get on there with a couple of people and, and whatnot. And then the next day it was like, we need to verify your email. And I'm like, son of a bitch. I don't know what email I know.

Speaker: I was like, oh, reset password. Okay. And then it was like, uh, Kevin and whatever, whatever, whatever. I'm like that little son of a, not even my kid and I want to strangle it. I did the same thing. You mentioned it. You're like, Hey, we need to talk. I was like, Oh, now what?

Speaker: Yeah, man. Anti -social and social media. I hear that. Have a good show, Gatman. I gotta take care of this baby. I'll have you up, lurk. Appreciate it, brother. Take care of yourself. Tell a little princess that we said hello and mama too. Hello. Hello. She's not so little anymore. I think she turned 16 this week and starts driving.

Speaker: I feel like we've been doing to show that. I remember when Tim's baby was when she was first born. Brings her up and sits on her on his lap and she's like 17. It's like what the hell? She graduated high school this week. The hell happened? Yeah, here's the funny thing. He's obviously done it through.

Speaker: like online because if this court is like not even on my phone, I'm downloading it now so I can fix it. Oh, this kid is 18 months. All right. Time flies by brother. I got my 18 year old man. You still remember. Yeah.

Speaker: Well diapers have never really bothered me and I've always been really good with babies. I got nephews and nieces and stuff like that. And my ex wife's little sister, we started dating like a month after she was born and that little girl was attached to my hip. You know, the first several years of her life, her and I were so tight when she was younger.

Speaker: Uh, so diapers never really bothered me. Um, spit up never really bothered me as they got older and it was straight up vomit. I don't, I can't do vomit all that well. Oh my God. I can't even stand to smell it without like, Oh God, I'm going to throw up too. And after, after a couple of weeks ago, I don't ever want to throw up again in my life. I think I'm still in pain for that.

Speaker: but no man, like I said, it was like, man, it's, I swear to God, some days it feels like yesterday. It's like, man, we just brought her home and now she's 18 and, uh, you know, middle one, she's 14 and, um, and cash is, is 10. And it's like, man alive. And now all my memories have been popping up, but when they were like little, Oh yeah, I got that the other day. It's like, here's the, God.

Speaker: What happened to, what happened to the little, these little kids that we used to be so sweet. And, you know, I used to like, what's going on in smoke straight up. Oh, you got Saturday. She hangs out with us on Saturdays. We enjoy her company. Right. Dude. The time just flies by binge. That's ridiculous. Time fucking just goes discord.

Speaker: I'm going to change the password to what we use for everything. Well, that's not going to matter because I set up a discord page. So if you need to change the password to get into it, that's fine.

Speaker: kill it so I can have the email because we already have a nonsensical nonsense, uh, uh, account on discord. So I just got to verify the email. And right now, I mean, I don't know if you have to delete the account, whatever, change the email on it. I don't know if it'll take the email off. I don't know much. I'm going to just use one to, Oh, I think we know exactly what kind of smoke Sunday night smoke is talking about.

Speaker: But uh, no, I ain't any who, I ain't any who. She's been up here a few times actually smoked to answer your question quite a few times lately. It's been quite enjoyable. It's funny how you get all the, it's funny when you get all the goofy shit and all the dumb shit out of your fucking ears and you actually open your eyes.

Speaker: how things become clear. Okay. I'm gonna have to play with this and figure out how to get rid of it. But we actually having a pretty good time Saturday and so I took it left to center, but that's okay. That's always the way you drop a fucking. Oh, I'm gonna go have a beer.

Speaker: Oh, just remember, I got to go get beer. I'll be back. See you guys later. Have fun. So, transgenders in female sports. Have fun, Jeff. This Cluey's face still haunts me when you said that. You're like, so transgender in sports. And Cluey and I just went, this motherfucker.

Speaker: All you see was like the cartoon cloud and dust. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's what I do, baby. That's what I do. That's how it gets down. How's your week been so far? What you got been going on outside of work, anything? Oh, well, you know, same old thing, different day. I think I just got rid of this. I'm not sure. I'll have to play with it.

Speaker: No, like I said, they set up a new system at work. It's, of course, not ready. And the old system goes offline on the 14th. Good times. I don't have 10 ,000 clients. I have to track up by memory or some shit. I don't know how they're expecting me to do it. Other than that, you know, I did get to eat at one of my favorite restaurants. It's a hole in the wall. It doesn't have a name. Oh, my God. The best.

Speaker: sandwiches. Oh, no, no, no. So check this out. This place there, there's a section of town that's next to a park and there is like six or seven restaurants that are literally just giant awnings made out of metal. Like there's no walls and they have like a, like almost like a, uh, a cart and the cart is underneath the awning.

Speaker: And on that cart, they make a bunch of things. And then there's tables and stuff, lights and all that. But they make it. So it's just like what are the random pop -up Mexican joints? It is, but it's permanently there. It's like it started out as random. It doesn't. It doesn't. Well, it maybe does. I just don't know it. Like, it's not like it's not like they have a sign. I'll never see that next time. It's not like they have a sign. It literally just says, Comida Mexicana.

Speaker: as in Mexican food. I'm like, well, no shit, asshole. Well, that's probably what the name of their restaurant is. Well, all six restaurants have the exact same name. So, but it's a Mexican, it's a Mexican food strip mall. Pretty much. Pretty much. But the wife likes going there because they got this turkey soup.

Speaker: It's the chicken soup, it's turkey. They sell these amazing punuchos, which is like a tostada. And I get the same thing every time I get tortas asada. But oh my God, they're, they have, and this is something that came up during dinner the other day. Out of all the cultures in the world,

Speaker: Why is it Mexico was like, you know what this needs? Something that makes me spit fire twice. Because literally they have some sauces on this table when I go there that will literally you're like, this is awesome. Yes, it's hot, but I'm going to regret this when I go take a ship. And of course, the first thing I do is I sit down and I'm like, OK, yeah, OK, this is the one I want. And I put it on my fucking sandwich.

Speaker: And in about two hours later, I'm like, that was a bad idea. Can we go again tomorrow? But for four of us to go eat and be full 25 bucks, dude. Exactly. And you can't beat the price. Her and my daughter get, I would say a liter of soup.

Speaker: Who the hell needs a liter of soup? That's the way they serve it. That's the small thing. The big one is a liter and a half. And as Kevin, Kevin usually gets these ponuchos and that's basically a hard tortilla.

Speaker: that's deep fried, and then they put stuff on top of it. It's really good. And then I get the tortoise. And I don't know what it is, what tortoise bread they use. It's not like Wonder Bread or some shit. It's like made for sandwiches. Almost like a baguette kind of thing. Maybe like a hoagie bun or a sub bun or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a sub bun, but it's almost, Kevin says it's too dry.

Speaker: I think it's flawless. Some breads can't be a little bit too dry, but yeah, I mean, it's just all about taste. Yeah. Uh, they put it in a Benini press once it's finished to toast it a second time. Oh God, it's awesome. Benji, we've had that, that top, we've had that topic of conversation a few times and, uh, we're still here. So I mean, it's okay to talk about it, right? I just dropped, just dropped a box. My favorite restaurant, hasn't it? Golf Hawk.

Speaker: It ain't even Thursday yet, man. How's it going to feel taking that first L to me? Same thing for Brian. Brian can't beat me for shit. Yeah. I'm gonna bring that part up later on today. And I might add, I did my changes myself with zero help from Chris this time. Now that's not a knock on Chris. That's a knock on Brian.

Speaker: Well, Brian's a fantasy football anomaly because in one league, he's doing really good. In another league, he's a bottom feeder. It makes no sense. It is what it is. These sports guys that keep losing to me, the non -sports guys.

Speaker: calm down, calm down with your three wins. I'm still setting up there with six, with six wins and two losses. Once again, how many fantasy football teams have you been involved with in your career?

Speaker: in my career. I was going to let you say career before. I wasn't going to say because had I said it, you would have busted my balls. Really? What are you fucking professional now? Yeah, I don't think you have anything to worry about unless you lose out. Gullhawk in that imaginary league, the Asterix League, if you will. Even if you lose out, I don't think you have anything to worry about.

Speaker: I'm staying in the top four, which is all that matters to me. I'll get a playoff bid, which is surprising considering the bounce back. But the podcast league, I'm kind of running rampant in that league with a

Speaker: Devastating beat down on Kush this week. Sunday. My team was completely done Sunday afternoon and I had over a hundred point lead on him. And I said, good luck catching up to that. And he didn't, he came up just a little too shy. Jeff lives his life two leaders at a time. Yeah. He tried for the corners.

Speaker: He blows in my mind, man. Like, he's going to say, thank God you finished that sentence. Maybe he does blow me. It's 2023. Mind your business. Mind your business. Yeah.

Speaker: You look like everybody definitely is a clear. You are pretty. That's alright. You know, I'm doing pretty good in two leagues. My my my actual league. It's a tough ******* man. There's only one person who's kind of out in front, but even she's starting to take some L's and starting to drop and it's it changes week to week are are.

Speaker: Our top four literally every week it changes. It's so tough in my league. But you have that when you have an active league.

Speaker: Uh, you know, I'm like other leads that are only 30 % active or 40 % active. I never act on that league. Our league is very active. I'm talking about active paying attention to your teams, making sure you got your lineup set and everything else. I do.

Speaker: I think what I might have to do is give you access to this discord. I'll send you the, the new password and then I can't figure out how. Yeah. Just send it over to me. I'll, I'll try to figure it out. Yeah. Yeah. I can't figure it out. I'll try to figure it out and see if I can get it killed.

Speaker: Oh, by the way, that first letter I'm sending you is capital. Is what? In the password I'm sending you. First letter is capital. Is a capital letter. Gotcha. And it won't let you do it without a capital letter. I'll worry about it later on tonight or tomorrow or something like that. Mind your business until it's public at the White House.

Speaker: I do want to talk about something football wise real quick. Kind of a hot topic. I could use an app. Now this is kind of what you might get a kick out of this. Actually, Jeff. OK, so currently the end. Jenny. Yes.

Speaker: Uh, currently the NCAA is on a witch hunt for Michigan and, uh, in the big 10 and their little snitches. I'm talking to you, Ohio state, your fucking pussies, um, about sign stealing, stealing signs for plays, right? First and foremost, Steven A. Smith, shut your fucking mouth. What do you mean stealing signs?

Speaker: Like I'm in the stadium. On the sideline, your coaches have signs that they'll say, okay, kind of like baseball when they want you to like steal bases or whatever, they rub the bill, pat their chest. Right, right, right. So Michigan's being accused of stealing signs. Technically, everybody in NCAA steals signs, but you're not allowed to say, how can, how can you prove it?

Speaker: Well, you're not allowed to scout. You're not allowed to go to games and stuff like that. And this is what's happening to Michigan. Is there being accused of scouting teams? Well, there's a few problems with this situation. Hey, state representatives, politicians, good call today. I ain't mad at you today.

Speaker: these motherfuckers dropped a memo and said, big 10, if you do anything to Michigan disciplinary wise before the NCAA investigations is up, it show ass. It show ass big 10. Um, but so all the teams do it. Basically what it is, Ohio state ran entitled to mommy and daddy being the NCAA because they haven't beat Michigan in the last two years.

Speaker: Now you can steal all the signs you want. You can still goddamn playbook like coach did in fucking water boy. But if you don't have the players and the talent to execute, none of that matters. So we're going through all that rig. A former big 10 coach comes out yesterday and says, has his lawyer drop a document?

Speaker: Lawyer's document has text messages, emails, phone records of this former Big Ten coach being hired by Ohio State, Purdue, Rutgers, and other Big Ten schools to steal signs from Michigan last season.

Speaker: So basically the NCAA is on a witch hunt and they do this to everybody. Every once in a while they get a wild burr up their ass and they'll go after a school. Well, usually nine times out of 10, they fall on their fucking face. Well, when they do, you shut your whore mouth Benji.

Speaker: When they do fall flat on their face, then all of a sudden schools are juicing their players. They're hiring prostitutes. The boosters are buying them. You know, look at Reggie Bush and UCLA, they had to vacate a national championship. Reggie Bush had to vacate his Heisman trophy, blah, blah, blah. Because the, because the NCAA got a wild burr up their ass and it's a witch hood and it's a wild goose chase.

Speaker: And, you know, Stephen A. Smith was like, look at Carball's record before all the sign stealing came out. Oh, give me a break. I mean, the guy had a winning record every season. He didn't beat Ohio state. That's a big no -no in the big 10 in Michigan. You have to beat Ohio state. He wasn't. That's great. He was struggling with other rivalry games.

Speaker: But you look at the talent on that roster, you look at the talent that has been on that roster the last three, four years. That speaks volumes as to why the change in Ohio State is always fucking overrated and overhyped. They're the goddamn Notre Dame of the Big Ten.

Speaker: The ranked number one right now and their, their claim to, uh, the number one spot is they beat Notre Dame. One Notre Dame's got three losses on their record this year and you guys barely beat them. So they lost a shitty Clemson team and shitty Louisville team.

Speaker: So again, Notre Dame, not as good as the hype as usual. Notre Dame hasn't been good since Rudy Rudiger played there. Sorry. Yeah. So it's this whole stupid witch hunt. Stephen A. Smith's a jackass. All the big 10 is a bunch of deplorable assholes. Sounds like a hater. Probably some SEC cousin fucker.

Speaker: I don't, I don't, okay. Here's my problem. I don't see the problem. Georgia is the real number one. I don't really see the problem with side ceiling. Everybody does it. You're just not allowed to go scout teams. Like you can't go two weeks prior to play in like, like Michigan or Ohio state or whatever. Couldn't go two weeks to play in Penn state and send somebody to steal their signs. Maybe it happens during a game or, but again, at the same time, every school.

Speaker: has fucking game footage. Watch his game tapes leading up to the game. Agreed. So where lies the problem is my question. Now this is from a non -sports guy. I, you know, once again, I think, you know, my, my opinion on sports is if it's not in a movie, it didn't fucking happen.

Speaker: Well, Jeff, that logic is seriously flawed. Hey, Kevin Costner, greatest coach, fucking greatest, greatest. What the fuck? What was his position? Kevin Costner, he was the head of the Browns, man, in draft day, draft day. Fucking awesome. I love that fucking movie. If this is me off to this day, you haven't seen this fucking movie. Would not make it to halftime in an NFL game.

Speaker: Wait, there's a halftime? I know there's one in the Super Bowl, because that's the only game I watch. What did the halftime show? Well, they don't do a halftime show for every single game, but yes, every game has a half time. Of course it does. I'm not stupid. Are you sure? Because you started the show with a Boston hat on your head. Are you sure you're not stupid? I'll put it on again. I don't care. I switched headphones. All you're doing is making a declaration of being a retard.

Speaker: Has nothing to do with the actual town. And I know you know why I wear it. It doesn't bother me at all. No, no, no. It has nothing to do with you either. It's from one of your favorite movies with the best Boston accents ever. I got it because Leo DiCaprio wore it and fucking departed, dude. Never seen that movie.

Speaker: Exactly. I knew you hadn't because it takes place in what? I don't know. Probably because Leonardo DiCaprio's in it. I don't think he's all that great of an actor. Has nothing to do with Leo DiCaprio, that movie. That movie's jacked full of fucking people. Yeah, but he's in it. And I just... What's your problem with Leo?

Speaker: I don't know, I just don't like him. I don't think he's all that crazy. Are you mad because he didn't really drown in Titanic? Not that you saw that movie. Maybe I'm mad because he got raped by the grizzly bear and I wanted it to be me. I don't know. You wanted to be the grizzly bear? Yeah. Or you wanted to be him while the grizzly bear. I don't want to be the grizzly bear, God damn it. Hey, I get it. I don't know. I just, I just. It's kind of like me with Jake Gyllenhaal. I don't like the guy. I don't know why. Yeah. I'm not a fan. I don't, you know, I don't want to do him.

Speaker: bodily harm or anything like you and Tim Burton. Oh no, I'll fucking punch Tim Burton in the face. As soon as they say hi to the motherfucker. I don't like him. I don't know why. You're not wrong. That's the only thing Jeff knows about hockey is the flying V. Wrong. Miracle. He's also seen miracle. And what's that movie? Not the validator spins you watch. No, the what the coach coach was played by

Speaker: I don't care. Cocksucker. What's it called? Um but what's his face? Just say. Burt Reynolds. Not a big fan of him either. Burt Reynolds. How dare you, sir? Looking in the band, it was me. How? It got a big nana. Never was a big fan of Burt Reynolds. I didn't buy into the hype. I'm trying to remember the name of

Speaker: like Burt Reynolds and shit. The movie is called... I could make a list. I could make a list of 20 that guy actors that were better actors than Burt Reynolds ever could have been on his best day. I don't know. That's pushing it. That's a lot. Yeah, I know. Again, that's my point. That is literally the same in every movie. Mystery Alaska.

Speaker: I've never even heard of it. I've never seen it. I've got Russell Crowe. I've got Russell Crowe. Who else is in that fucking shit? Russell Crowe, Burt Reynolds, Mary McCormick, Hank Alzera. Did you know that Stallone did a soccer movie? Yeah, it's terrible. It was like a longer chart. It was a soccer version of the longest chart. It's actually called Mean Machine.

Speaker: Yeah, I've seen it. It was actually remade with Jason Statham playing the Stallone part. American soldiers taking on Nazi guards or something like that. It's actually not a terrible concept. Just the problem is it's about fucking soccer.

Speaker: And watching Stallone play soccer, he was the goalie, but watching Stallone play soccer is seriously hard to watch.

Speaker: as a, as a, like when it comes to a sports movie, 99 % of the time I'm in and I saw this movie as it's got fucking Michael Caine in it, dude. And I'm like, Michael Caine, sports movie, I'm in. And then Stallone shows up and was like, what do I do? And I was like, oh, I'm fucking done. I better finish this movie. Oh, Dan, we got rid of our Michael Caine sound clip. I know, I know.

Speaker: I have failed you. I fucking, I love Michael Caine. Best Michael Caine movie is Secondhand Lions. Have you seen that shit? Isn't that the one with the other old, old guy and they, they like kidnap? Well, they don't kidnap. They kidnap Joe Osment ends up living with them. Fucking excellent movie. Yeah. Yeah. They kidnapped Haley Joe Osment before you grew up and got fat. Boy, that boy got big, didn't he?

Speaker: And now he can't land the role to save his life. Like he's been in some of the biggest movies ever. And now he can't land a fucking movie to save his life. Not to knock the director, but he was in a Kevin Smith movie. I mean, that's kind of in Kevin Smith's own words, that's going downhill. Well, like we like we told like we told Stephen, you know, about this is like, you know, how much dick I had to suck to get out of here right to the wrong direction.

Speaker: Appreciate the board jobs, but you're going the wrong way, buddy. This isn't Hollywood. You don't fail up. No, but he was in Tusk. He was in Tusk. Yeah. Wasn't that with Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe? No. Tusk? I don't know. Daniel Radcliffe was in some weird ass horror movie where he turned into like a goat or walrus or something.

Speaker: No, Tusk is when Jason Long gets turned into a walrus. Justin Long or Jason Long? Justin. Justin Long. He's in that new Goosebumps series. He's great. Is he? He's a great actor. I love Justin Long.

Speaker: I thought he was hilarious and Zach and Mary make a porno. He played the gay porn star and he had that weird voice. He's like, you like, let's see. He's like, I do. He's like, the nut, your kind of movie. I love that movie. My wife is like, this movie is so stupid. I'm like, Justin Long makes that movie every fucking time. He's like, it was a really dumb movie, but it's fucking funny.

Speaker: And it, and you know, you and I are very similar. Like when it comes to the Kevin Smith movie, you don't necessarily want to see the best thing ever, but it's like, it's Kevin Smith. I got to watch this. Yeah. Johnny Depp played the detective in, in, uh, uh, Johnny Depp's daughter and, and Kevin Smith's daughter were in tusk as well.

Speaker: Johnny Depp plays the detective and they literally thought they weren't going to get Johnny Depp and the best part about that movie Benji when you when you watch it again look at Johnny Depp's nose he went in for makeup and he got this nose he plays a a French Canadian detective and Johnny Depp went to Kevin Smith and he's like dude check it out doesn't my nose kind of look like a dick and they put a big blue vein on it and Kevin's like

Speaker: That's fucking genius. There's no shade on Johnny Depp, but it seems like there's a script that comes across his table that he doesn't take. He's kind of the age of good actors. Yeah. He's like, wait, are you going to give me money? I'm in. Justin Long is Goosebumps. That Goosebumps series is really good. I haven't seen. Well, where is it? Is it on Hulu? It's on Hulu and I think Disney Plus.

Speaker: OK, I'll have to check it out. Yoga hosers. I did see that with. Oh, that moves so bad. That's Johnny. And Johnny. It was a terrible movie. Oh, it was so bad. So bad. I love how the the one that the bad guy watched everything on Netflix ever. Yeah, no, we there's there's eight episodes currently at goosebumps were on the eighth episode.

Speaker: and I are watching it and he was like, we should really start watching Loki, but I just want to finish this first. I'm like, oh, dude, dude, you know, no spoilers here, but the problem with Loki. You get done with an episode. You're like, wait, what the God damn it. I got to wait a week. So you guys are technically doing Loki right because they're every episode is cliffhanger. Well, that and.

Speaker: I was, I accidentally got him into Ash versus the evil dead. Yep. That'll do it. I was watching it and he sat down and started watching it with me. I did the dude didn't even move off the camera, like four episodes. And I was like, Hey, it's bedtime buddy. He was like, you have to stop this. I was like, why? He's like, cause now I'm into it and I want to watch it with you. And I was like, I'm only watching it for the third time through anyway. So, all right.

Speaker: Kevin did the same thing to me on Twisted Metal. He's like, why are you watching without me? I said, hey, you're playing fucking video games. I'm gonna watch this fucking thing and just came out because I think the sixth or seventh episode just came out. I just watched it last night. The next episode comes out on Thursday here because we don't get peacock down here. So it's on HBO. But I'm watching like nine different shows.

Speaker: as we speak because I told you last week we bought star plus. And dude, there's Mayans is on their son's anarchy. Kevin's rewatching modern family. How I met your mother's on their scrubs is on there, dude. I'm like deep in the scrub. My wife hates it. And I was like, well, get the fuck out. She's like, it's not funny. I'm like, what are you talking about? This is hilarious. I said, if Chris was here, we'd be laughing our asses off.

Speaker: Yeah, I agree. Binge, the CGI was bad. It was real fucking corn. Really? On goosebumps. Oh, one was a bit of a slow burn, too. It is. It is a slow burn. But every episode, they hit with a cliffhanger. And the the latest episode. Is more of a catch up.

Speaker: like low key just, it just clicked in his head. It's like, Oh, I get it now. Right. So the next couple of episodes, he'll be fixing the problem, but I like it. It's really good. The, the ending of last week's episode was like, what the fuck? The one before I just watch, but really good. I'm enjoying it. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa.

Speaker: Well, I want you to watch it. Yeah. Yeah. What's once, well, once we finished goosebumps, we'll jump back in and get on low key cause cash in somebody yesterday. Um, and I think there's two more, I think there's 11 episodes total of goosebumps. The next one's released on the 10th. And then the one after that's released on like the December 20th.

Speaker: 14th or 15th, I don't know, somewhere in that area. So once we get done with that, we'll, we'll jump back here over to low key. And then once we get caught up on low key, then we'll jump back into Ash versus the evil dad. Even though I feel like at some point, once he realizes that I'm in season two, he's going to be like, can we go back to season one? Yeah. Really dude. Yeah, we can. That's what happened with when I went so a while back, and this is like four years ago.

Speaker: Netflix had How I Met Your Mother. And I started watching it and I was like a quarter of the way through a season. I was like four episodes into season two. And my wife came in the room and she's like, what are you watching us? It's called How I Met Your Mother. And she's like, wow, this is really funny. Started over. I was like, but season two. All right, we'll start it over. Worth it. And now we own the DVD box set and everything else.

Speaker: Even has DVDs still these things. Well, yeah, but this is this is me. I have a DVD player my PlayStation Well, yeah, I guess but At least like Last blu -ray The blast blu -ray slash DVD I bought was in like 2018

Speaker: You still have a tube TV, don't you? You don't even have. I got three of them. Yeah, I got it. I got one. I got one of those projector big screens right here in the office. Take up half the wall. And if you look at an angle you can't see. 47 inch Trench on TVs that for no reason weighs like 400 pounds and it takes three men and a boy to carry one. Yeah. But when you open it up, it has three moving parts.

Speaker: Yeah. Most most of the weight is wood. Most of the weight is like we're making this out of solid fucking oak. Loading it with lead weights. Yes. Just because. And all the weights on the ass in so there's no real good way to carry the TV. You know what I want and it sounds dumb and my wife thinks I'm retarded.

Speaker: But do you remember the TVs that our grandmothers and great -grandmothers had? The console TVs, the big wooden consoles, like my record that I have. Yeah, I want one, but I want to replace the two with flat screen. I think that'd be cool. And you know that you can get flat screens with the RCA plugs on them, right? Mine actually have it. The one I bought has it. Or you can go to

Speaker: like a Radio Shack or order online and get an HDMI from RCA. I'm currently trying to convince Nikki to let me get the kids get the kids and Xbox X series for for Christmas. Kids the kids. I'm doing the same thing on the PlayStation 5. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm like and I don't know because I'm I'm getting I'm getting the kids brand new TVs for Christmas. I want to go anymore now. Nowadays, TVs are **** cheap. Dude. Which is better? The X or the S? Benji, I was looking at the X. I heard how they have like little 20 inch TVs. I'm not saying they were free. You know what I mean? And they've worked great.

Speaker: The girls are starting to act up a little bit and I was like, you know, fuck it. I'll just get them each 32 inch TVs for their bedrooms. I'm looking online. They're like, they're like 150 bucks, 200 bucks. I can get them for anywhere from 80 to a hundred dollars. Yeah. All day long. I think the one I have in here, I've, I got a JVC 32 that has, you know, it's built in wifi, all that shit. I think I paid 150 bucks. Mm -hmm.

Speaker: And it was just because I was at the store and I was like, I need a second screen. I looked at the price of fucking screens and they're four hundred dollars for something like this big for a computer monitor. And I was like, wait a minute, I got an HDMI output on my laptop. I'm buying a fucking TV. And then when I get bored and you just turn on the TV. So I could sit in my bathroom and watch if I wanted.

Speaker: physical games are like, you know, if you actually go buy the day disc, but who does that anymore? Yeah, but you should be able to still down to digital downloads. Oh, you can't, you can still do digital downloads, but the, the, the built -in disc drive, uh, a the box is bigger and B you're going to have less internal game storage.

Speaker: I don't know. I've been pretty happy with my, whatever the Xbox one or whatever it is. It's a, it's a digital one. I didn't realize that when I got it, when I got it, I was like, because I didn't realize it when I bought it because I bought it for them. It was initially for them. They wanted an Xbox and I had my P my PS4. And, uh, then it turned into, they were always playing on my PS4. Then I was like, well, what the hell am I supposed to do? You guys are taking over. So I started playing on the Xbox. Yep. So.

Speaker: I I get what you're saying. The problem I have with physical media is I have I bought three separate copies of grand theft grand theft auto five Because my kids have destroyed the fucking discs because they take it out and they set it down as opposed to putting the case Your assholes and they have no discipline. You should really face day. I told them they they do it again. I'm break their fingers But did you break their fingers when they broke the second one?

Speaker: No. You gotta be a man of your word. No, you know what I did? I took away the fucking PlayStation controllers. You gotta be a man of your word. Make them put their hands down on the table. Take a hammer. Smash them sons of bitches. Get a rubber mallet. Yeah. That way it's quiet. And you don't smash up the table. Exactly. See? I'm thinking, man. No. We do not condone child abuse on this show. They're jokes, people. These are the jokes, not the dicks. Don't take it as hard.

Speaker: No, but like, uh, the, the new game onto the digital, uh, the digital world. Uh, when I, when I got the Xbox, I didn't realize that it was digital and I bought a, I bought like four or five games and you're pissed. It was just taking them back. I mean, it wasn't that big a deal, but I was just like, shit, now I got to download them. You know?

Speaker: To buy the games on at the store and I have the opposite problem It's cheaper to buy the physical game here But Like Kevin and I were talking about Grand Theft Auto 6 is coming out next year You can pre -order in December this year, but I don't think it's gonna come out to like, you know, June July something like that

Speaker: And I said, you know, if I get that shit and I totally want it, because it looks dope, I'm going to need the new PlayStation. Just it has to happen. And I was told I'm allowed to buy it. I just had to go buy it. No, my kids have always been really good about the games. You know, about agreed 100 percent. 100 percent.

Speaker: It'll get pushed back. I'm sure it will the problem is Everybody my brother loves anything grand theft auto is gonna be all over that shit and it's gonna be 150 bucks to pre -order It's gonna they're gonna it's gonna change the pricing of games across the board Because they've also started million dollars into that fucking game

Speaker: I mean, I usually wind up getting the game online cheaper than what it is in the store for the actual physical copy. I don't know if a lot of that has to do with having the ultimate game pass or. I think it does. I think it does a little bit. Nice. I don't I don't do Xbox Xbox game. Yeah, that's doing both ways. I was going to say, what do you do? Are you like the LGBTQ of gaming?

Speaker: Yeah. I have no problem with the Xbox. I've just, I've never used one for more than like 20 minutes. So we were just discussing crumplers that I'm trying to convince my fiance to buy the new Xbox. I was looking at the X. I didn't know what happened to the Oculus you were going to buy. I still want to get one. I still want one. I totally want one.

Speaker: but I also, I know me. I'm going to end up running into my TV or running into a wall and hurting myself. I want to get an Oculus, but hey, we don't have the room right now. I got to be out of person.

Speaker: you know, we are looking at moving. We are looking at getting, you know, getting a house, having a bigger to where I can be like, all right, we have this section taped off in the basement or in the garage for Oculus play. You know what I mean? That way there's no right. Exactly. And let's let's pad the wall like we're in a stain asylum because I've seen every video there is on those oculus and I don't care who you are. Everybody hurts themselves or hurt something in the room.

Speaker: Oh, nice. I don't know if you saw that guy. He was playing I guess he's playing with his I guess his kid walked in the room and he swung and punched his like five year old kid to face. Oh, yeah. I mean, he clocked this. I felt bad for the kid, but I still laugh.

Speaker: I was always a PlayStation guy from, from the original PlayStation release. Uh, it wasn't up until, I don't know, a couple of years, two, three years ago that I bought the Xbox and, um, I don't understand what the debate is. They're the same fucking thing. Fucking thing.

Speaker: Agreed. Now, the only difference between Xbox and PlayStation is there are certain games you can only get on Xbox and there's certainly a PlayStation. Yeah, but I don't I don't like it. So. And well, no, but it's not only Halo. You can get Forza. Forza is like one of the greatest driving games ever. Forza. And I say you're not. I do the reward points as well. Let's see.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that you could do 20 Bing searches a day and get points. I have the points. I just log in on my phone every day and keep racking up points because there's a daily login. But I didn't know that you could do that on Bing. Well, there you go. Now I do. Now I know I'm going to be doing all my show prep on the Xbox on Bing. There you go. All the show prep that I do.

Speaker: I love how you act like you can spend hours upon hours on children. Let's not have spots. Search number one. If a Bigfoot made it with a unicorn, what would their babies look like? What would that be called? A bigger corn? A unifoot? It'd be a unifoot. A unifoot? I like unifoot. I like unifoot too.

Speaker: I mean, it sounds like the gingerbread man after he got his leg broke, but whatever. It's a double D. Benji and Crowboy, you said you've known each other for 20 years. You guys, like old high school friends, go way back to see an unfortunate ally as well.

Speaker: They love us. Exactly. I'm on my phone like, oh, why does this guy look so familiar? And I can just jot my little notes down and then I can go on Bing. Yeah. Because I have a notebook. God forbid I ever, I ever, when I die, somebody finds my podcast notebook.

Speaker: agreed. I have a folder because it's not even a matter of my search. Like that's not out of the normal. It's like, Oh yeah. Okay. Midget.

Speaker: gangbangs. Cool. Like that's just I ain't mad at that search. I'm not mad at that search. If you haven't searched it, I'd sit down that road. Uh listeners, if you haven't searched that before, search it and thank me later because yeah, a hundred percent. It is and it's still pretty cool. It is a crazy road to go.

Speaker: The internet is the greatest wormhole, a rabbit hole out there because, oh boy. How much more? When I'm listening back through the playback so I can get a description for the show and I post, I just jot stupid notes, you know, whether it be like,

Speaker: Cheers, everybody. Cheers, everybody. Man has sex, alligator, loose cleft, nut, whatever. Austin picked up the other day and she's like, is this show ideas? And she started reading it. She's like, God, I hope not. And I was like, actually, that's stuff we've already discussed. She's like, remind me to tell my friends not to listen. People actually listen to this shit. Yeah. A lot of them do actually surprisingly enough.

Speaker: We are kind of popular. But it's not just in the. It's not here all the time. Oh, so that's so. Oh, nice. It's kind of you and Cam. Benji, I don't know if you remember Saturday night when Killa Cam came up in here, we bought him and his older brother and another friend of ours.

Speaker: And then my buddy from back home here, we all met, well, my buddy back home, him and I have been friends for almost 20 years now. But the other three guys we met when I moved to South Carolina, because him and I were playing online. That's how we still hung out together because he was all the way up here and I was down there. And then we wound up meeting one guy, Brandon, and

Speaker: played games with us every weekend. And then we met Justin and he had a younger brother killer Cam and because Justin played with us, you had to let the younger brother play in our. So we have like a little five man crew. We played Call of Duty every Saturday night from like nine o 'clock until like three or four in the morning every Saturday together. And we've stayed friends. We've actually become tight knit friends.

Speaker: After playing together for about a year, year and a half, maybe just a little bit, maybe almost two years, realized that Justin and Cam live 20 minutes down the road from me. So we met them. I've never met Brandon. They've never met Kevin. Kevin's my best friend from back home here, but all that changes next October because for the first time ever, all five of us are going to get together and be in the same place at the same time for mine and my fiance's wedding.

Speaker: And the world will end. Three of the four of them are my groomsmen. So it'll be not only a big day for my fiance and I, but a big day for our, you know, we've been friends now for close to 12, 13 years, I think. So that'll be cool. Ding dongs everywhere. Jeff, speaking of ding dongs, I have a show that I need you to start watching.

Speaker: You have HBO, right? Yeah. You cannot watch this show around the kids. So most of the stuff I watch. No way, shape and or form. Can you watch this show with the kids around? But it's called Naked Attraction. It's a dating show out of Britain or Britain, England or whatever. And you start with either a man or a woman and then there's like six people.

Speaker: There's like six people and they're ass, I mean, they're buck ass naked behind this partition board. Okay. And it raised the partition to waist down so you can see everything. Like it's not blurred out. You see every free range dicks for days, Jeff. I know you're excited for days.

Speaker: And then like the contestant will ask a couple of questions or whatever and decide to eliminate one of them when they eliminates one. And then it goes from the waist. It goes from the waist up to the chest. And if it's a male contestant and it's women, you know, titties are all there.

Speaker: Uh, and then they ask a couple of questions and they eliminate a couple of people, a couple of them, and then they, from the neck up and then they bring them off the stage. And then the contestant at once they bring them out of their little, their little cylinders, the contestant goes and gets naked so they can see he or she naked for the, and they basically just base their, who they're going to go out on a date with based off of.

Speaker: uh their answers you know it's no it's naked attraction yeah so whoever you are most attracted to naked nikki likes to put it on saturday nights after we end the show because i'm good and drunk and i'm out there doing my best making attraction john madden and i'm commenting that dude's not gonna get a date anytime he is little bitty boy

Speaker: Well, one guy, well in England, they don't do circumcision. So is it like a bunch of weird and ears or small? Some of them are, I ain't really seen a big one on there yet. All I know is that I definitely could not go on that show. Mickey, Mickey tried to say one guy was a grower, not a short. I said, I'm a blower guys hiding.

Speaker: A little bit of a caveat to that same story. There's a Finland of addition Yeah, that's what they look like bro. It looks like fucking any years because they don't do Circumcisions in England. It's not like a thing. That's apparently only a thing in America Fairly where the progressive ones whatever

Speaker: Yeah. They don't. So so they're all uncircumcised. It's just weird. That's where I came up with the free range cocks because Nikki started watching it without me and she was sending me pictures from the TV on Snapchat. I was like, what are you doing? On Prime Video. It's on Prime here. Which I have. I have Prime. So Max here. So yeah, you should definitely check that out.

Speaker: I'll check that out. Nice free boobies. Yeah. I mean, it's not jerking. It's not jerk off material. Speak for yourself. Well, I mean, speak your own. Obviously some people could.

Speaker: I think, I think most of the world doesn't do circumcisions. Uh, I think there's actually, I believe so. I believe you're correct. Uh, there are some trials. I'm no expert. Oh, what's this nuts over there? Oh, oh, and either Fred.

Speaker: told me that brings a whole new meaning to old. What's his nuts? I'll definitely have to check that out. That'll be something like the wife and I'll watch it. I'd be eliminated.

Speaker: right out the door. Cause I've got like a little turtle that likes to hide in his shell until it's time to, until it's time to go to war. And then it's like a big old soldier. I mean, not a big soldier, but you look like Chewbacca. I keep it nice and tight, nice and clean. You know what I mean? That's a little bit too much information for you listeners.

Speaker: Yeah. That's right. It looks like a little turtle just barely poking his head out when I'm when I'm not ready to go. It's like a secondary belly button. Oh, Jesus. Oh, yeah. I'm going to check this out. Check it out. I mean, it's actually not a bad show all in all. I kept telling Nikki the other night. I was like, I really want to see the host naked. Is that weird? She's like an older English lady, but I kind of I see her.

Speaker: I'm like, you know what? I'm not mad at that. She's kind of a looker. I agree. She's kind of a looker. I'm not mad at it. Not even remotely mad at it. Yeah, it's but yeah, there's a Finland edition and, you know, Finnish chicks. I mean, British chicks.

Speaker: but there was one on there the other night super cute face adorable face body was she was just real small very small very petite and then there was an other chick and I was like yeah she's sick I know I like her and then they got all from the neck up and her face wasn't bad like she still had a

Speaker: six or seven beers in at 11 PM at the bar. She was, you know, she's not a coyote ugly. Like you're not going to get mad when you get up in the morning. But I was like, so Courtney, I was like, maybe I should cut her head off. And who did you tell her? Who did you tell? Who did you tell? That's not what you said. Well, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what I said. No, you said Courtney.

Speaker: I don't think it's 100 % because I caught it right away and I was like, who? Who the fuck are you talking to? You're hanging out with your ex -wife? Busted. No. I just looked over. I got a message on my phone from her. But Nikki, I told Nikki, I was like, who cut her head off and her head off and just swap heads because. Yeah.

Speaker: No, I'll definitely have to check that out. That'll be interesting. My wife watches. You've seen Jersey Shore. Well, you've heard about it. Don't fucking judge me, Benji. But you've heard of Jersey Shore, right? Could you imagine, unfortunately, could you imagine how much it costs for me to go to the bar and drink as much as I drink?

Speaker: Oh my God, dude. I'm the only guy. What are you? What are you fucking Elon Musk? I mean, seriously, I'm the only guy who pre -games out in the parking lot at a tailgate outside of a bar. What are you doing? Warming up to go in and drink? Because in there it costs more money. I'm just saying. No, but my wife watches. It's called Acapulco Shore. And that's why I said I can't afford me either.

Speaker: My wife watches Acapulco Shore, which is. It's the same thing, just Acapulco. No, but let's be honest, way better, way more interesting. But there's people on there. Dude, you and I wouldn't last five minutes because there's like five dudes on there that I would punch in the face so fucking fast, just because the way the dude talks. I'm just like this guy. Oh, my God, he's such a prick. And just his voice annoys me and most of the chicks, too.

Speaker: Granted, it's all in Spanish and shit, but I'm just like, I will punch that motherfucker in the face. Really? I mean. But but she likes shit like that. So something like this, this this naked attraction, I think she'd be into it. She'd be like, all right. Well, Saturday, I went out and yelled at Nikki because when I walked out there after we got done doing the show and whatnot, she was watching the goddamn reunion. Why are you watching naked?

Speaker: You know, she wasn't watching that. She was watching the goddamn reunion show, The Love is Blind. And I was like, yo, what are you doing? And she's like, what? It's the reunion show. I was like, you made me watch this whole damn season with you. And I got into it. And there was couples that I liked. Motherfucker, I cheat not. This is the problem with these fucking reality shows. If you get hooked, you are fucking hooked. Yeah. And I was like, now you're watching the reunion. I want to know what's going on. You couldn't wait on me.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm like, no, no, no, I'm sorry. You have to wait. I want to see who gets the fucking rose, bitch. Yeah. Unacceptable woman. Yeah. She's driving me down to this reality. Hell, that I that I've avoided all my life. I've never watched reality shows. Now I'm watching Bar Rescue. I'm watching The Challenge. I'm watching Love is Blind. I'm watching fucking Naked Attraction. And I'm like,

Speaker: I'm telling you, reality shows are the devil, man. Because if they get you hooked, you are fucked. Reality shows are the devil, Bobby. The devil. The devil. Playing that foosball all the time. Playing that foosball. I love, I love, I love fucking it. It was the other night I was out there watching it just die. Because it was like the, it was like after you already started playing football and they started waving with it.

Speaker: And I was just out there, I'm out there by myself, just laughing and quoting the movie. I was saying every line. Oh yeah. My wife hates that. She's like, what was it? Kevin and I were watching, we were watching Bill and Ted. Cause Kevin and I watch it like every two months and we're sitting there doing the lines. Like I'm doing Keanu Reeves lines, Kevin's two winners lines.

Speaker: We're both doing George Carlin's lines. And she's like, will you two shut the fuck up? Like, you're not even watching the movie. Go away. Yeah. Mind your business, woman. Who's boss? Not the devil, mama. I like making that on court. She likes me. She showed me her movies. Her movies. And I like them too.

Speaker: I'll tell you what, I ain't mad at Micky Valancourt. She's got a weird, that actor, she has a weird sex appeal to her. She does, right? She's like the ultimate goth chick. I do have a strange affection for goth chicks, so yeah, I would give her that. I think most guys do. What would that be? Dude, dude, you want to really blow your mind. Go on to Reddit and put on goth girls. Yeah, you're fucked. You kink unlocked. What?

Speaker: Oh, Jesus. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It sounds weird. It sounds creepy. And I'll be, I'll be the first to admit it out loud. But when a trick just up like Mavis from, from, uh, that Adam Sandler fucking dragon. Damn. Hotel. Yeah. Yeah. Some chick dressed up like Mavis. I'm fucked. Cause I'm on another guy's face. I understand bitch.

Speaker: Hey. Oh, bib says he has the same problem as you, where he accidentally watches tranny, tranny on tranny, uh, porn for four hours. Hey, it happens, dude. It happens. Some chicks are really good looking and all the same, like, holy shit, that chick's got a dick. There really is no spoiler to porn. Every, every one of them ends the exact same way. Regardless of what gender, what kink you're into at all in the same way.

Speaker: Some dude sounded like a retarded gorilla. Putting his man shake on somebody else's face. And I'm sorry, I know people say lesbian porn is not like that. Wanna bet? Wanna bet?

Speaker: I don't like dong in my porn, so I watch a lot of lesbian porn. Speaking of beverages. Yeah, you got that right. Yeah, I see what you did there. Speaking of manshakes and beverages, we need to take a real quick break. Manshakes.

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Speaker: I think so. And of course, we'll be nothing but professional. Don't mind that I'm Donald Duck to get ladies. It's OK. This is the uniform. Oh, that's an I .V. needle, honey. That's just an I .V. needle blade. I want to I want to give the ladies some love tonight in the music.

Speaker: I'm going to start out with a little Katy Cher featuring Matt James. Blacktop Mojo with their cover of Broken. See there in Amy Lee.

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Speaker: I wanted you to know that I love the way you laugh I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away I keep your photograph and I know it serves me well I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away

Speaker: I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel right when you're going away And I know it, you don't feel near anymore

Speaker: The worst is over now And we can breathe again I wanna hold you high and steal my pain Wait, there's so much left to learn And no one left to fight I wanna hold you high

Speaker: Cause I'm broken when I'm open And I don't feel like I am strong enough Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel like when you're young

Speaker: Cause I'm broken When I'm broken And I don't feel right I am strong enough Cause I'm broken

Speaker: I love you, cause I'm vulnerable When I'm vulnerable

Speaker: Yeah, buddy. Great song. And I love her voice. Chick's got an amazing voice on her. Yeah, she can say it. Easy, Jeff. No, no. I wasn't even watching the video, but I'm just saying, that chick can sing. She's got some range. Oh, absolutely. She's got a...

Speaker: Katie share, I hope I'm saying her name right. Uh, she's, she's got a killer voice, man. She, she is a great singer. You know, I listened to some of her other music and, and stuff like that. And I want to get more of an on here. Um, I just keep forgetting when I get on there and then.

Speaker: The ADHD, a squirrel machine takes me on a wide left turn. Next thing I know, I'm looking at 90 soundtrack cover songs. It's like, I got a food for the night boys. Yeah. Um, but she absolutely killed it. And of course, Matt, he, the man could literally sing anything and we, and we'd fucking love it. Everybody who enjoys blacktop mojo is going to eat it up. And those two together were great. So check them out. Catch Sherry.

Speaker: Uh, check out her, her YouTube and, and, and social media. Check out blacktop mojo and Matt James. Go ahead. Those guys follow. Give them a listen. Pretty good stuff. I wouldn't steer you wrong when it comes to music. I haven't yet. Uh, welcome back to non -sensical now since everybody he's Jeff. I'm Glick and together we are Batman and Robin Power Rangers.

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Speaker: That's going to have all the links there, including links to our sponsors. You guys can check them out and don't forget to use promo code words are hard when you go there because that's going to save you some money. Jeffrey. Yeah. I have a present for you. Oh, I like present. It's it rhymes with serenade. Okay. Guess what Ohio just did yesterday.

Speaker: We passed two new laws yesterday. Oh, that's right. Well, number one, we become the 24th state in America to legalize marijuana across the board, medicinally and recreationally. It's been medicinally for a long time. Now it's recreational in the state of Ohio. So smoke up Ohio. We've also passed a law for abortion rights. So congratulations, Ohio.

Speaker: Get stoned and kill them babies. That's what we're doing. We're getting high and killing babies and all. Killing babies. Fuck them fetuses. You know, I have no problem before you crazy ladies come at us sideways. You don't have a uterus. You don't have an opinion. Shut the fuck up. Yes, I do because I've made babies. I do have an opinion. My opinion is valid. And if you don't like it, eat my asshole.

Speaker: That's right. I'm, I'm raising two cream pies. Leave me alone. Yes. Um, but I don't care. It's your choice. I agree. A hundred percent. I definitely in medical cases, um, and, and great cases or ancestral, uh, uh, cases, whether it's ancestral grave or, or if you just raised a daughter who got pregnant at 10.

Speaker: Or, or yeah, or if you're just a giant whore. Um, I don't want, you know, I understand, I understand that aspect. Here's where I have a problem with abortion. And it happens a lot more than you, than you notice. And of course all of the ads and, and all the television bullshit was all the commercials were running and the radio commercials are running. Boom.

Speaker: Found out that my baby was dead and they wouldn't let me have it Well, that's not called an abortion after at that point. Your baby's already dead inside of you. That's a miscarriage, you know Let's let's be honest the biggest proponent and and and and and and you watch that you watch the social medias and you watch the videos and the biggest voices are

Speaker: that are for abortion or the women who are using abortions as either A, to get back at a man, which is wrong in my opinion. Agreed. Or B, to use them as birth control because you're too fucking lazy to tell a man to put a condom on or go get birth control. So you're aborting baby after baby. That's where I have a problem with it.

Speaker: Yeah, agreed. It's, it's, it's also, it's also for those, okay. I get it. Uh, like Kevin was not planned, but there are plenty of families out there who cannot have babies. If you're having an abortion just because I understand it's a double -edged sword. I agree. Your body, your choice. But if you're doing it just because there are a lot of families out there that want babies that can't have babies and would gladly adopt,

Speaker: Um, so that option is there just to have an abortion, just to have an abortion is disgusting to me. No matter how you spend it, you're killing babies. Yeah. And somebody, yeah. Some of you, some of you, some of you ladies should be castrated or, or the, you know, whatever the,

Speaker: Female version of that is, but again, not a problem when I become president when I become president, one of the first laws that I put into place is all babies are sterilized until a certain age. And then once they reach a certain age, then they have to pass a mental, a mental test and an IQ test. You have to, oh, okay. But let's see that, that goes into that, that, that falls right into the idiosyncratic movie.

Speaker: The reason why the world is full of idiots, the reason why the world is full of idiots is because the smart people aren't breeding. Because let's be honest, they're kind of smart. And there's a reason why I literally watched a video today

Speaker: where they asked six people in the United States. No, no, they weren't asking them like Africa or Germany or something. They asked people in New York, who was the first president? Nine people got it wrong. We are living in idiocracy. We are only one step away from macho camacho being president. Which I'm kind of not mad at.

Speaker: because I think Terry, uh, Terry Crew would be an amazing president, but Terry Crews maybe, but not Macho Camacho. Jeff, I don't know if you know this or not, but Terry Crews is not really Macho Camacho in real life. How dare you, sir. Well, Terry, you sir. His twin brother, his twin brother, uh,

Speaker: Cheeseburger Eddie isn't real. How dare you belittle the great Terry Crews by saying he's only equivalent of Macho Camacho? No. With such epic lawyers. Dude, the dude is phenomenal. As white girls. And all the expendable movies.

Speaker: Well, that brings me to another topic. Hold on. Let me finish this rant. So congratulations, ladies. Not only can you get high, but you can kill your babies. Good job, Ohio. It means you can continue to get high. However, I am super excited about weed being legalized in the state of Ohio, not because I smoke weed, because it's very well documented and very well... I've stated it's not my thing. It's not my bag. It's not my jam. It's not my jam. It's not your jam?

Speaker: It's not my jam. It's not my jam. Well, I am super excited as far as the tax revenue that it is going to bring to the state of Ohio. I think it's going to be extremely beneficial. I have been a big proponent of legalizing weed. I've always thought it should be legalized. The downside is, you know, it's the same as me drinking.

Speaker: You know, I drink, I do it responsibly, I go to work, I take care of my bills, or there could be the flip side of the coin where all I do is drink 24 seven. I don't take care of my kids. I don't take care of my bills. I live off the government.

Speaker: And that's the flip side of legalize we, we, but that's, I would say the majority of the population who smoke weed are functional adults who take care of business. And I'm really excited for the revenue that it's going to bring into the state. I'm excited. I've seen what has done this for, for other States like Colorado and, and some of the other States that have legalized it across the board. Not so much California. Yeah. Is there an exception to the rule? Let's be honest.

Speaker: But I'm super excited about that. And congratulations, pot smokers. Well, you know, here's the kicker. I actually found this out yesterday. Um, if, if, if you own a grow where you grow marijuana for legit sales, you are not allowed to sell across state lines.

Speaker: So you're going to see a lot of new business show up in Ohio as well as these new dispensaries open up. Well, and it's, and it's been medicinal here for a while, but we have like six dispensaries within two miles of my house. I should you not do more grows. You'll see more growth. There's like four of them just up the, you know, the, the next main road up from where I live.

Speaker: There's like four or five on that road alone. Well, the nice thing is now you don't need a card to go in there. No, no. And well, now I can get that to good stuff. There you go. But but no, I am I am excited about that. I am happy about the the abortion law because, you know, I can say whatever I want to say. Again, I'm making jokes. Yes, you're killing. Well, it's also I'm no expert. I'm no.

Speaker: killer babies. But it's your right. It's your choice. I agree 100%. I've always been pro choice. Again, I'm middle of the fence guy. I see the good and bad of both sides. And I'm the same way. I don't really have an opinion because I don't I don't I can't burn the child. Not that I'm upset about that. But once again, it's there is good to both sides of it. Yeah.

Speaker: And that's why I was, you know, you know, kind of like the weed thing, but just really, there are so many benefits. And I hope, you know, I hope that myself personally or nobody that I care about or love ever has to go through anything or any of these diseases or anything like that.

Speaker: But on the flip side, if I'm going through cancer or one of my loved ones are dealing with cancer, I'm glad that that is an option instead of the toxins that they're putting into your bodies with all these drugs and these trial drugs, chemotherapy and stuff like that. My mom was a chemo nurse and she said that I was talking to this the other day.

Speaker: When my when my aunt was diagnosed with cancer, unfortunately, she did pass away One of the first things asked is like why can't she just spoke a bunch of weed? Yeah, and she's like my mom's first response was have you met your fucking aunt? Yeah. Okay. Good point But it's it's also like I said, uh

Speaker: I don't think you met him, but before I went to the career center, one of my buddies had had cancer and he went from chemo. My mom was at his funeral. I was like, what the hell are you doing here? You didn't know this guy. She's like, I was his chemo nurse. Go figure. Yeah. No, I mean, you were like, um, um, um, what is that? That, um, Oh, shake and bake has

Speaker: Um Arnie McFly shake and bake mine. I know what you're talking. It's an MS multiple sclerosis It's not MS. Is it? No, it's not MS It is. Oh, it's not It's something else Hold on. I'll look it up But I've seen I've seen videos and stuff like this

Speaker: where somebody will be like completely knotted up and like just shaking like crazy. They'll smoke a bowl and then within like five minutes their muscles are ringing out. Parkinson's. Yeah, Parkinson's. Thank you, Benji. You're looking out, Benji. Benji was just a little bit ahead of you.

Speaker: Yeah. And then they spoke a bowl and instantly they can, they stopped. I watched a video like that the other day, dude was like this, like, like how Michael is, you know, get Michael signatures. You just scribble out the page. Um, and then dude smoke took a couple of CBD oils and instantly just kind of like, and then took a nap. Oh yeah. That's the first nap I took comfortably in like 10 years.

Speaker: I watched the video. It was like a 20 minute video. This dude took three or four rips off of a bull or a ball or whatever. He was all locked up with Parkinson's like, like shaking and he took those hits and like within like a matter of five minutes, everything loose and like all his muscles relaxed. He was sitting normal. He wasn't shaking. He was carrying on a normal conversation. I was like,

Speaker: whole and I seen this years ago. And then it was because I was doing research on medical marijuana, I wanted to have my, my facts straight. And then I used to work in a cancer building. So I seen a lot of cancer patients. And, and you can tell the difference in the ones who smoked and it was legally legal back then, who smoked weed and who didn't smoke weed. And it was like night and day, man. So I've always been very big on medicinal and I know like,

Speaker: I have a family member who had a son who was autistic and she started using the oils like CBD oils or TA oils or whatever, and the world.

Speaker: a world of distance, a difference for this, for him. He was nonverbal, autistic. Now, Granitee did have a lot of help from the school, but when she started using the oils, man, it was like night and day with this kid. It was insane. It blew my mind. So I've always been very avid about my stance with medical marijuana. I don't care if it's recreational, you know, at the end of the day, I look at the positive

Speaker: the influx of money that it brings because they're able to tax it and regulate it and that, uh, we pay a lot of money in taxes here in Ohio. Hopefully this new bill, this new law will alleviate some of the money I pay in taxes. Thank you. Stoners. Yeah. I'm just saying, but on a, on a new note, I have something for you, sir.

Speaker: What were we getting ready to go into when I was talking about abortion? We're getting ready to go into something else. But I said I'm gonna touch on you. You brought it up. You're gonna touch me? Not anymore. Well, I have a little, I have a pleasant for you. What was your favorite movie from the 80s, sir?

Speaker: the the

Speaker: I believe so. I have not seen it. So you act like you did something like I got behind the scenes. I know somebody who knows somebody who got me this. Yeah, I literally just looked it up. I haven't watched it yet. I actually saw yesterday that they're like new trailer coming tomorrow and I was like, Oh, I can't wait to watch it. Holy forgot to watch it today. So I have it here for us if you'd like to watch it. Here we go. It's about two minutes long.

Speaker: Let's start it up. Let's see. I'm telling you, it's going to be another hot one out there. In fact, there are heat alerts in effect for New Jersey feeling like 100 degrees.

Speaker: I'll ruin the song. We're watching the trailer for the new Ghostbusters movie by the way. Let us know what you guys think in the comments.

Speaker: For the first time in New York history, people froze to death in the middle of July. What is it? Your death chill. The power to kill by fear itself. Your veins can be rivers of ice. Your bones crack. And the last thing you see is your own tear guts freezing up.

Speaker: Like, literally scared to death? Oh shit. So cool. Ball Rudd. Fucking Ball Rudd. I love Ball Rudd.

Speaker: So, it's Ghostbusters Frozen Empire. Nice. Right. I'm not mad. I'm not mad. It looks good. Hey, man. It looks pretty good. I'll, I'll watch more. Bill Murray is just looking rough. Right? Oof. I mean, Ernie Hudson still looks good. But don't crack as we all know. Yeah, this is true. But no, that. A little bit, Ben.

Speaker: A little bit. I agree with that. What do you say? A little day after tomorrow. Yeah, a little bit. Just a little bit, but. In a good way, I believe you know it's. I'll definitely go check it out. I'm not going to go jump in line and shit, but yeah, I'll definitely wait till it's on streaming. Yeah, I mean I I loved after afterlife.

Speaker: Of course, the girl version of Ghostbusters was a giant fucking piece of shit, but. But and the voiceover, that was Dan Aykroyd. I love Dan Aykroyd. Yeah, that dude's a nut. I think I think I think I think after life, they had some pretty big names in it. And, you know, you just you kept the cash.

Speaker: Well Paul Rudd Paul Rudd's one of those guys like I think Paul Rudd is a ghost Because the dude has an age since clueless He literally you you can put him right next to clueless and put him on the old clues close and look the same Yeah, I'll definitely

Speaker: I got to say, I don't know what the hell is going on. I can't see it, but I still have the trailer blade in the background. I literally, and it's going to start playing again. It's only when you play videos. That's so weird. Like it came down, but I had the whole, the whole fucking trailer just played again while we were talking. I think I will try to go watch it in theaters. I think I don't know.

Speaker: I don't know what the girls would be into, but I think I'd be something cash would be into. We could, you know, yeah, yeah. It's like, I know like when we get off, when we're done here in the show, I'm going to pull up my phone. I'm like, Kevin, check it out. He'll sit there. We'll watch the trailer like three times. What you should do is bounce his head off a table. Yeah. For your discord shit. Really getting on my last nerve, kid. Now, here's, here's my only problem with the trailer is it starts off with that.

Speaker: cool summer. It just gives me karate kid fiveies. Because every time I hear that song, I think the karate kid. That's a real karate kid moment. And then of course, they're showing people playing soccer and shit. I was like, Dad, what did we watch the karate kid remake? He's calm down. Nobody likes the karate kid anyways. Everybody just thinks they like it.

Speaker: Let's be honest, let's be honest Daniel son was an asshole and he was the bad guy 100 % agreed. He was a bad guy. Tell me you didn't do the whole wax on wax off bullshit. The movie doesn't hold up. The movie doesn't age. It doesn't hold up. I watch it. I watch it now. I'm like, really? This is a terrible fucking movie. Let's be honest.

Speaker: Daniel was 100 % the asshole. He got in the middle of an argument between a dude and his chick. Yeah, Daniel was a bad guy. Kind of like Zack Morris is an asshole on Saved By The Bill. Zack Morris is trash. Zack Morris is trash. I don't know if you've seen those, but the fuck they cracked me up. Yeah, you heard me, Ralph Macchio. Fucking stay golden, pony boy, you punk bitch. Stay golden, pony boy. God, you want to talk about a weird movie.

Speaker: Jesus. That was a great movie. That was it. You want to talk about a fucking all -star cast. Holy shit. Jesus Christ, yes. Patrick Slade. He got Patrick, he got Cruz, Esteban. I mean, they're all over the place, man. Yeah, well, holy fuck. And then fucking Ralph Macchio. Stay gold, golden boy. Fuck you. Well, I mean, he was kind of big when that movie came out. He was. But, you know, you look at that movie and...

Speaker: One of those guys are really that big when that movie came out. No, no, no, no. Stand by me. Exactly. Well, actually, you're, you're a big fan of, um, what's that S where S of S played, uh, Billy. Um, Oh, young guns. I love those movies. You're a big fan of young guns.

Speaker: Yeah. You know, who made a cameo? You know how to, you know, who made a cameo in young guns that you didn't see? Fuck. I lost. I was going to pull. Oh, I got it back. Luke Austin Jr. No, definitely he was in it. But Tom Cruise.

Speaker: Was he like an extra in the bar or something? He's actually outside there. He's walking around full fucking makeup. You couldn't pick him out. He was already huge when that movie came out. Exactly. But he heard about the movie, and they're like, oh, we don't want to do somebody as big as you. And he's like, well, I want to be in this fucking movie. So they put him in as an extra. He gets shot. Speaking of Tom Cruise,

Speaker: That literally has nothing to do with Tom Cruise, but you were about a day late and a dollar short. Oh no. That's old news. Yes. Reacher season two. Oh my God. Yes. Yes. The trailer about a day before you sent it to me and I meant to send it to you, but I was busy doing stuff and I was like, I saw the trailer and I was like, dude, I'm in, I am in. Now the only problem I have,

Speaker: with that trailer. If you remember the first season, the dude says about as many words as Nick Cage and Willy's Wonderland,

Speaker: I mean, this one looks like he's a little bit more talkative. Well, I mean, he's very stoic in season one. The first episode or two was a real slow burn leading into his character. Once once they once they introduced him and who he was and everything like that, then obviously he had a whole you know, he was more talkative and so. Yeah. So you don't.

Speaker: busy dot, dot, dot, dot show prep dot, dot, dot 20 bings. Shut up. I don't like you being a fan of Jeff and busting my. I do a lot of show prep. Okay. No. So, I mean, in the second season, he's already introduced. You already know who he is. You're not only expecting to be quiet and stoic or anything like that, but

Speaker: I mean, in that trailer, if you've been carjacked, don't turn around. Watch server, smashes the window. I don't like to get involved with things. You just put this man in the ICU. You just killed a guy. You just killed a man.

Speaker: he's going to drag him out in a bucket of soup. Dude, the best part of season one is when he's in jail. He's walking out with those glasses on. Yeah. Oh my god. I love that scene. It's so **** awesome. He just he tells us the one guy's like he better get out of here. He's going to leave in a ****

Speaker: That is so fucking dope. I fucking love that show. I can't wait till the new season. I actually saw something else, and there's another trailer I meant to send you, but I can't remember where it was. And I had a trivia for you. Well, before you get to the trivia, I have a question back at you. I don't have it. I'll have to wait and find it again.

Speaker: I have a question to ask you and anybody who's listening. When I upload this episode Friday, would congratulations now you can get stoned and kill babies be a bad title? I'm just saying. It would definitely grab your attention. It would definitely. I bet it would be our most listened to episode. I'm just like.

Speaker: Let's all get stoned and kill a baby. I don't know. Maybe a little bit controversial to say. I always try to like go up with like mildly clever show titles or if I'm listening through. Yeah, like like greatest example, we put the fun in funeral. Yeah.

Speaker: Or, you know, like a line the show all uses a title like, you know, three twenty three. He cradles them nicely. That was when we were talking about Steven giving me a blowjob. Yeah. Or or actually episode three twenty one, I titled chairs, fuckers, chairs, fuckers.

Speaker: episode 320. Are you so drunk on a Wednesday? I believe that I believe that came from the chatters box directed at me. Yes, it was. As soon as as soon as I read that, I was like, I know they're not talking about me. I wasn't even drunk. Oh, I like that. Benji gets a start. I like that.

Speaker: Fuck them kids. Let's get high. I like that. That's a star for Benji there. I say that's what you use. Fuck them kids. Let's get high. I think respect to, uh, when golf talk was here earlier, his comment that he made. Oh, let's scroll up here. Where's it at? Oh, golfer.

Speaker: Were you at golf, huh? Ohio's an interesting state. We just abortion. Yes. Trump. Yes. That's not how it works out. I mean, I mean, we are North Florida or Florida, South Ohio, whatever. Same difference of the United States. Yeah. We enjoy our rights. We enjoy being able to do things and you can walk around with a gun without a permit.

Speaker: concealed or not concealed. Agree. We're doing big things in Ohio. We're popping off, son. We don't fuck around. We're trying to find out in Ohio, business. That is kind of the thing. That's Ohio's model. That shouldn't be totally, you know, what's Ohio's model right now? That's like the Queer State or Buckeye State, sorry. Buckeye State. We should call it the fuck around and find out state. Yeah.

Speaker: I mean, we do have standard ground in Ohio. So basically if somebody comes in my house, I can do whatever I want to. If somebody wants to pick a fight with me and I feel like my life's endangered again, I can go full on Saul on them. I mean, if somebody breaks into my house and I want to roll out on a tricycle wearing a puppet mask, I can. Don't think that would be funny as fuck.

Speaker: because how fast like you don't need you don't need a gun. You just need a tricycle and a match. I'm saying you roll out in a fucking want that mask on and on a tricycle just beep beep beep beep. I would like to play a game. They're fucking gone. Fuck you. I'm out.

Speaker: They're going to tell her, you're never going to believe this. I broke into this house last night. We need to do this again, but make sure cameras are rolling, boys. A Sasquatch on a tricycle and a jigsaw mask, wheeled out from around the corner, scared the fuck out of me. I shit my pants, I'll be honest. Have you ever seen a Sasquatch ride a tricycle wearing a jigsaw mask?

Speaker: It was kind of awesome. After I realized what was going on, I laughed my ass off. Then he shot me. Totally worth it. Totally worth it. As I, as I shit myself, he threw a bullet at me and said the next one's coming faster before I could say what he shot me.

Speaker: hit the police statement. And you said quote, the next one is coming faster. And then you shot him as you sat upon your tricycle. Was I lying? That's you can check my ring security system. Everything I said. There was ever a reason to buy one of those rings security systems. That would be it. I still I still like what's the day that the the the

Speaker: Midget comedian, what's his name? Brad Williams. He said that when he first moved to L .A., somebody broke into his house and he was literally in his underwear and the only thing he had was a samurai sword that was gifted to him and he came running down the hallway. This whole thing is true. Charlie.

Speaker: Charlie Hunnam did something similar. He was getting out of the shower and he heard somebody trying to break into his house. And he had just finished rapping the final seasons of Sons of Anarchy. And he's wearing Sons of Anarchy boxers. He threw those on and grabbed a machete and chased him out of his yard. I was like, you know what? I'm not mad at it. I mean, I'd be freaked out if Jack Steller started to snap me with a machete.

Speaker: Brad Williams tells that story. And he's like, I can only imagine what was going through that man's head with a midget and box. Brad Williams is standup. It's called fun size that that special. Holy fuck. It cracks me up. I was watching it today. He's, he's like, he's talking about, uh, road rage, like his, him and his mama riding around and

Speaker: Some, some guy was coming down to one race street and his mom's like a Southern belle from Georgia. And she's like, honey, you can't go that way. And the guy was like, fuck off. And he's like, he's a, he's Brad starts talking about, it's not easy giving birth to a small person because my head is the same size it was at birth. He says, my mom never complained once.

Speaker: My father on the other end complains all the time. I'm fucking almost died, dude. I'm sitting here in the office in between meetings, laughing my ass off. That shit cracks me up. He is one funny dude.

Speaker: I'd like to totally meet that guy. It'd be fun to hang out with.

Speaker: I didn't feel like pedaling anymore. I was letting the recoil push me around. I had to get back to the fridge. I had to get back to the fridge. When I get my bulldog,

Speaker: Uh, that, that, that is a very real possibility. I could just let the recoil from my bulldog show me around the bulldog. Well, I could have missed anything. This chair has wheels on it. And if I put my feet up, it's an Indian style on this chair and I pull the trigger. I promise you I can get across. Indigenous people style.

Speaker: I'm gonna get from the living room to my fridge in three shots or less. I'm just saying Who wants to bet

Speaker: And so I had somebody asked me that like, why do you need a bulldog? And if you don't know what a bulldog is, go ahead and Google it. It's a 12 gauge shotgun. And you can get a magazine or, or a, uh, or a barrel clip for it. Well, I don't need it, but it sure is pretty to look at. And God forbid somebody breaks into my house. Cause I'm going to, I'm going to fill that magazine full of, or that drum, because I'm going to get the drum.

Speaker: I won't fill that son of a bitch full of... It's a game. It's our version of Russian Roulette. Here it is. There's the bulldog. Yeah, there. Oh, you already know I'm getting dragged around if I can get him.

Speaker: It's so much better looking than the Nerf version. What do you call your shotgun? I call it Dragonheart. You know the Sean Connery movie where he was a dragon? Yeah. I love that fucking movie. It's a terrible movie, but I love that movie. It's a semi -automatic shotgun, dude. You just load it and fucking unleash hell. Yep.

Speaker: It's none of that cocking bullshit. No, just pull the trigger multiple times. Yep. Just do 15 round magazines, 16 magazine or get you a big old drum magazine, which is what I want to get. It just as fast as I can pull the trigger. It's it's it's lighting up everything. It is kind of cool. I'm not mad at it. Oh, it's a gorgeous gun, man. Yeah, it's kind of.

Speaker: My algorithm is going to go all weird again because I found a really cool picture of it. Pops has got one. I really like it. There's one. There's one. Yep. That's dope. You have to get one of those, you have to get one of those, uh, hideaway, um, cubbies that's, that's attached to your Alexa. So Alexa, I'm going to unleash hell and it just nice.

Speaker: And it starts playing like the bodies of the floor. Unleash the hounds of hell starts playing carry on wayward son, like from fucking supernatural. No, there's a video clip. I got to find it. Uh, where this guy has got his Alexa attached to a everyday. Is that the one where like his whole house goes red? Oh, no, no, no.

Speaker: Hold on, let me find it because it to explain it and see it is too dull and everything. Oh, don't think I won't do something like that. I'll just do it just for shits and grins, just so I could just so I could play around at the house and be like, Alexa, it's go time.

Speaker: lights all go down in the house just to pitch black and start strobing and playing like fucking do hoss or something like that. Do hoss. Do hoss. Man. Okay. What the hell is going on? I got a couple of videos here for you. These are kind of dope. This one I just saw. This would totally get me killed. This would totally get me killed. But I can I can I can do uh

Speaker: I better not even say it on air. Where did it go? I was going to do one for Nicky. All right. Take shoes out. Don't get kidnapped. Don't get kidnapped. Or do whatever. Here you go. Check this out. Alexa, they're here to take off. They're going to get kidnapped. Bravo six going dark.

Speaker: Nice!

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: Yeah. There's actually an extended version where it's like, Alexa, we need all the guns is the second command. And then the top raises up and parts come all dude. It's dope. Being, being an old school wrestling fan.

Speaker: I would want to do something where like the Undertaker's music kicks up. I mean, you know, like remember, I know you've seen it, but like the whole arena would go like, I would have like smoke machines around the house. The whole arena goes purple and Taker's music like starts to slow roll in.

Speaker: I would do something like that. And all of a sudden, while the smoke is billowing, you roll out on your little tricycle.

Speaker: I want to play a game. What a combination of Undertaker like a mashup of Undertaker and Kane's music where it all starts to slow roll and the smoke comes in and then Kane's music kicks in and when it hits all the lights go red and strobe. You know, some shit's about to go down. I saw one a couple of days ago. It was it was Alexa there here.

Speaker: and the the regular lights go out and slow glow red lights come on and then you hear alexa releasing the the rumba what is it the rumba landmines or not landmines the um claymores claymores releasing the the rumba claymores

Speaker: here is your gun, sir. And then all of a sudden out of the middle, uh, was it like coffee table arises like three guns. And I was like, that's what I want. Very Jarvis like welcome home, sir. I told my wife, I want that. And she's like, no, number one, you're not allowed on guns in Mexico.

Speaker: I said, what? Just because it's illegal, I'm not allowed to have it. She's like, yeah, that's kind of how it works. I'm like, yeah, well, if they got it, fair, fair. Shit cracks me up. There's a whole bunch of slew of stuff like that on TikTok that you see.

Speaker: Cops ass, why is he burnt? I like my criminals like I like my steak burnt. Well, that's how Tony likes his steak.

Speaker: It's Tony fucking charcoal. He just puts ketchup on charcoal briquettes and eats them. I don't understand. People like that. Like you're you're you are you are wasting perfectly good meat and agree 100 % agree.

Speaker: What's the guy's name? You have a child's palate. If you're eating well done steaks. About it. I'm just saying. What's the guy that you don't like? Um, he's always like, listen. Oh, um, what's his name?

Speaker: I wouldn't say that I don't like him. I can't remember his name. I wouldn't say I don't like him. I just feel like he's ran his course. I mean. Something starts with the D his last name starts with the. I just I just gotta feel like he. I don't know. Like I said, I just feel like he just ran his course man. You know, I find it's.

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Speaker: Uh, that was first to 11, but no, how much of that you guys heard, but check them out. YouTube and, and, uh, all them social medias first to 11. Um, no, I think it was you. I think it was you. I thought they did an absolute killer job singing at the, the, the guitarists is ridiculous for that band. We've actually played a few of their songs on here. Uh, they, they, they.

Speaker: Do a lot of covers, but they kind of make them their own kind of like our man, uh, probably studios leo leo turns songs into heavy metal covers and he's literally done Every genre of music. Oh my god, that dude don't fuck around Power ballads 80s pop whatever he turns it into heavy metal. So I mean

Speaker: that's the great thing about covers is not everybody is trying to sound exactly like the artist because they are all individual artists in themselves. So they try to add their own thing to it. So they might've sped it up a little bit. And sometimes I think covers are better than the originals. But that was first to 11.

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Speaker: now i got everybody now i got everybody okay nice see what you did there yes i did find that video i was talking about um we talked about burnt meat this this is this is hard to watch

Speaker: So is this a cookout? Y 'all been inviting me to hard pass. That ain't grilling. That's arson. I won't dispute the fact that y 'all probably see some white chicken. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that was burnt. Oh, was that the burnt one? Because you did one the other day that was like not cooked that the chicken was white. No, this is burnt like to a crisp and then she picks it up. She's way around. It's on fire.

Speaker: Yeah, he did one the other day. The chicken was like white, bro. Whiter than you and me. Whiter than Ben. It looked like Helen on the grill. You know what? No disrespect and no shade. But yeah, he went 100%. It looked like Helen on the grill. It was white. It was white. And he was like, just the cookout child been trying to invite me to because that chicken is whiter than.

Speaker: I'm not going to play the whole clip but watch the burnt chicken. I've seen that. That is burnt. That's how Tony likes it. Just burnt. I don't get it.

Speaker: I know chicken is the only thing that should be cooked all the way through. Well, first and foremost, chicken has to be cooked all the way through. Where's Brian at when we need him? Chicken has to be cooked all the way through. That's just true. There's no ifs, ands, or buts about it. You give that chicken a nice golden brown texture on the outside as long as it's cooked.

Speaker: all the way through. But that chick in that video, it is a black. Like, holy crap. I've seen black Mercedes's lighter than that. I've seen black what? Mercedes. Mercedes has the darkest. Mercedes cars have the darkest black you can buy fresh off the line.

Speaker: Speaking of black colored paint, have you seen this darkest paint you can put on your car? Well, it's apparently it's a Mercedes black. No, no, no, no. It's it's 100%. No, it's it's I gotta I gotta look up what it's called. Just talking about cars. I'm going to take a nap. It's not just for cars. You can put it on anything, but it's literally so black.

Speaker: that when you look at it, it looks like whatever you're looking at is, um, photoshopped. I really feel like we're going to go down a hole. BLK 3 .0 is what it's called. It is stupid dark too. Like it, it, it absorbs 99 .9 % of all light. Let me see if I find a decent picture.

Speaker: Website does not help the shit that you look up in your free time. Just No, no, no, that's not something I've looked up. I've seen video clips of it. Here is okay. You know what? This is Bear with me two seconds. This is the BMW x6 painted with this black Now we've all see a BMW x6 it's fucking weird SUV and

Speaker: This is what it looks like with with the BLK 3 .0. I had no idea it was an SUV. That's an SUV. That's an SUV. That's the exit. But. When you see it. It well, here's this is actually a Porsche. With the same color, and this is out in the wild, so to speak. And you've got to see that looks photoshopped.

Speaker: That is actually real paint. That's not photoshopped. How weird is that? Now the only problem is with this paint is $24 for like 24 ounces. So about the size of my pop cap.

Speaker: of paint, $24. I could buy a gallon of any other color for my car, which will cover the entire car twice for roughly the same price. So you're looking at a couple hundred dollars in paint just to paint it. Please go away. Wait, I'm going to ask Chris from here. What happened to Charles Lee Ray with Alfred Chucky? Oh, Kevin has a Chucky question for you.

Speaker: I ain't talking to him. He's still mad that you use Discord. You use our Discord. Yes, you do. You sign in using our fucking email. What's this question about checking? What happened to who? Charles Lee Ray.

Speaker: Charles Lee Ray was a serial killer that put his soul into Chucky. He was killed by the cops. He is Chucky. Before he died, he said, no, he, he, he did a spell before he died. He did a Chucky ball, but he never got into another body. So what happened to the doll, he was stuck in a doll for forever. This is the whole concept of Chucky.

Speaker: I mean, why didn't you ask Christmas? I know this, Jesus. Have you ever watched Chucky? Just go watch the movie. Just go watch the movie. Hey, bye. Bye, little bitch. Ask him these weird questions. Yeah, this stuff is like crazy expensive paint. But literally, you drive down the road, it looks like your car is photoshopped.

Speaker: Just going to have to take your word for that there. It's the newest trend. It will never be a trend in my world because. Yeah. Well, you think anything to do with your cars like, Oh, I don't put gas in it. That's all I need to do. That's not all you need to do. You got to make sure you got tire air in the tires. You got to do an oil change on it. You got to change your filters and stuff like that. I mean, I can just pay somebody to do it.

Speaker: But I'm not altering a car. I mean, especially because the life expectancy for my cars are three to four years. And then I upgrade. Yeah. So you, you, you look at a car different than I do. See. And even when cash graduates, and as I've said before, it's also called Banta black. Even, you know, even when cash graduates and I buy myself a

Speaker: My big fuck off truck to say, congratulations, you did it. You made it. You raised three kids. Hopefully all three of them are doing well. Then I trade my Colorado in and I get a brand new Chevy Silverado, 2 ,500. That's already lifted already got all the bells and whistles on it. And then I drive that some bitch until the wheels fall off or I die, whichever comes first, but I don't need to lift it. Cause it's already lifted. I don't need to.

Speaker: paint it because it's already going to be the color I want it to be. I don't need to add add -ons to it because the add -ons that I want are already going to be on it. Yeah, but then it'll look like just like another truck that I can buy. The whole concept of customizing your vehicle is so that you have one of one. There's a reason why people sell rims. I don't need one of one.

Speaker: Again, the only thing I'm compensating for is my small pecker. Hence the reason why I have a big fuck off 2 ,500 and it's going to have a big decal across the back window. Yes. I'm compensating. Deal with it. You punk bitch. That's a lot. Yes. Yes. I'm compensating. Your mom's not complaining. My girl business.

Speaker: No, but that Vanta black, that's fucking cool. No, if I want, if I want something, you know, obviously if I want something custom and, and I want to, you know, that I'm going to get, like, I'm going to give me another old Bronco. Right. And then you'll, you'll modify it. And then I'll, yeah. Yeah. I'll lift it and modify the, the exhaust and put a bigger engine in it. And like, I did mine. The asshole that just goes and pays for that shit. You won't do it yourself.

Speaker: Oh, no, I'm not going to do it. I'm going to pay somebody else. I don't know. It works. Let's be honest. Just like my Bronco, all the all the all the work of the new engine in my Bronco, the 351 I had put in it, somebody else did it for me. Well, yeah, doing it. Doing an engine swap is not easy. Yeah. The 12 inch suspension lift. Somebody else did it for I paid for everything.

Speaker: My rims and tires, somebody else mounted and balanced them. Well, yeah, the mounting and balancing is not something you can really do by yourself. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I'm not going to lie. Yeah, but, but I'll get it. You know, if I wanted to customize something, I'll go get an older truck or an older car. And then I'll be like, here's what I want. Car mechanic guy, car mechanic guy. Yeah. You're going to get.

Speaker: Fucked up. You're going to go on those Bluetooth drive shafts. Car body guy do this. Car mechanic guy do this. Here's the money. If you fuck it up, I'll kill you. I think I know, you know, when I when I become stupid rich, I think I know how to most annoy you. I'm going to take you to SEMA. The biggest car show of the year. I'm going to make you go. Because it's literally just

Speaker: cars everywhere. But the, like I said, last weekend was SEMA. Um, there's a video out there where a guy counted all the Bluetooth drive shafts because everybody builds these cars to make them look amazing. But they, and get them SEMA ready, but some of them don't actually work. So like they don't have the drive shaft installed or, or, or it doesn't run. I find them hilarious.

Speaker: Uh, speaking of movies, I did watch a movie last night that, that the wife didn't, hasn't seen. And she actually really enjoyed, Chris, did you watch, have you seen Bohemian Rhapsody, the story of Queen? He's on the phone. Have you seen Bohemian Rhapsody? I don't know. You're on the fucking phone. I'm trying to vamp like an asshole.

Speaker: because God forbid anybody say something in the chat. I watched Bohemian Rhapsody yesterday and like I said, I did get that star plus streaming app. So Kevin and I actually watched what's it called? Fuck.

Speaker: What the hell is that stupid movie called? I want to say The Gentleman. It's not The Gentleman. It's Kingsman. Watch Kingsman 1 and 2. Such a good movie. It's a weird movie.

Speaker: That dude, Mark Strong singing Country Roads in the second one still gets me. Just go ahead, take your time on that phone. God forbid. It's not like we're in the middle of a show or anything. Just saying. I'll see you a little bit. Bye baby.

Speaker: I was talking to my boyfriend and Nikki. I get it. I'm just saying, you know, I'm over here vamping. You were doing a good job trying to keep trying to keep my head above water here. Now, how about you try to go with that for three hours once a week? There's a reason why I don't. There's a reason why I don't. I know I could. Because you need me. Calm down, Tony.

Speaker: You need me. Without me, you're nothing. You're nothing before me, and you'll be nothing without me. So last night, the wife and I watched Bohemian Raphson, the story of Queen.

Speaker: It's actually really good. I watched up to the point where I never knew that Freddie Mercury was straight. And then he came to America and he was like, I'm just going to suck dick in a truck. Stop it. He just, he just all of a sudden started seeing these trucker. He's like, I'm going to the bathroom boys. I was just like, yeah.

Speaker: I thought you were always like, you just. Who turned on Brokeback Mountain? I'm just saying. Like literally somebody just walked up and flipped the switch and he was like, Oh, okay. I like Dick in my mouth. Yeah. He did too. And then, and then it was his, his girlfriend quote, his quote unquote girlfriend confronts him. She's like, just say it. He's like, I think I'm bisexual. She's like, you're gay. Yeah.

Speaker: And I'm sorry. Someone needs to tell that bitch it's okay for him to be gay woman. God damn. She's all offended about it. You know, it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like spoiler alert for the first time where you've never had a pecan pie and you try you don't just cry penis.

Speaker: Yeah. Agreed. It's not, it's not something like, I've never had vanilla ice cream. I'm going to try it. That's actually not bad. I think I'm going to try it tonight. You know, I don't know if I'm going to like it or not, but you know, shove your dick in my ass. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. Agreed. That's nothing gay would tell you that like, you know, that you're gay point blank for a very long time. It's not like,

Speaker: You just wake up one morning and go, I like anteaters. I think they're kind of cute. I'm just saying, you know, you know, nobody likes ants. It's not like you wake up all of a sudden one morning and go, you know, I've been a, a vegetarian all these years, but, um,

Speaker: I really like a free range cock in my mouth all of a sudden. You know this for a long time. Yeah, he did. He does kind of play it off like he didn't know. It's like really? All that dick you sucked while on tour and you know, because it's literally.

Speaker: I'd say three quarters of the way through the movie when he finally admits that he's bi or gay. It's like, really, dude? He's like, I think I'm bisexual. You'd think? You'd think. That's like, that's like me saying, Chris, I think I need to breathe. Yeah. It's not like tomorrow I wake up and go, you know, I would really like me a nice meat sandwich right between my lips.

Speaker: Don't we all? Wait, you don't have that fight? I thought I was going with me. Not everybody.

Speaker: Not everybody goes down to the local glory hole. Like lunch. A man shake. Not everyone's going down to the glory hole for the buy one get three Friday discount or not everybody's going down to the Bugaki hut.

Speaker: for the they're missing out. Is that the name of your restaurant? Is that why you didn't want to tell us they had a name? You love all the man shakes. It's kind of awesome. No, but like the end of the movie, the very beginning of the movie starts out where they're they're kind of remembering how they got together. And it

Speaker: the movie ends with Live Aid. And we're watching it. And I was like, and my wife's like, do you remember Live Aid? I was like, woman, I was four. No, I don't remember. No, but I said, I don't know if I actually remember it or I've just seen clips of Live Aid 400 ,000 times.

Speaker: It's probably more of a possibility is it's just, we all grew up seeing the clips. Yeah. We were three, four years old when it happened. Could we remember it? Yeah. But we're only going to remember it if our, if our parents actually watched it. Our parents weren't watching it. Well, it was technically the first, I mean, your parents grew up in the, in the thirties and forties. So, I mean,

Speaker: That was a teenager in the fifties. That was a teenager in the fifties. That was a teenager in the fifties. That was a teenager in the fifties. That was a teenager in the fifties. That was a teenager in the fifties. That was a teenager in the fifties. That was a teenager in the fifties. That was a teenager in the fifties. That was a teenager in the fifties. That was a teenager in the fifties.

Speaker: Yeah, because I don't have a glass. I'm too lazy to go up and get a glass. Tell me you at least cut the top off of it and you're not actually pouring it into like the little... Oh no, I'm pouring it in the hole. Nice. Nice. I got to give you a... Hey, I've been doing it all day. I've been doing it all day. I have not spilled a goddamn drop. You hadn't registered. I was like, I've been watching you do it. And I'm like,

Speaker: And finally, it just dawned on me. And I haven't seen you spill a single drop. So I got a nice work. That's talent. That's, that's something that's learned, not given. Well, it's probably practice. Every morning, every morning I go to the store. Every morning I get up first thing I do, put my shoes on, get dressed, and I go to the store and I pick up my cigarettes, whatever's needed for the day. And I pick up a Dr. Pepper and I walk home.

Speaker: And I'd usually drink about half of Dr. Pepper on the way home, finish him off. It's religious because Dr. Pepper is made by Pepsi. I know. I know. But it's the only Pepsi product I drink is Dr. Pepper because Dr. Pepper rocks. Plus it doesn't matter. It's too lazy to get up to go get a cup. You have kids, bro.

Speaker: Yeah, but the dishes also need done and I'm too lazy to do that shit. Again, I go back to the past week instead of doing the dishes. I'm like, look, paper cups. And my wife's like, just do dishes asshole. I'm like, or I don't know. Uh,

Speaker: Maria, Maria, why don't you do the fucking dishes? You ain't doing anything else in your life. Clean the house and do the dishes. Cook some goddamn dinner, woman. She actually didn't clean the entire house. Did that kill you to wash the dishes? The rule is EU makes the mess, cleans up the mess. Well, all those dishes are when she was out of town and I'm just like, yeah, I can't be bothered. She's been home for the last four months, so according to you.

Speaker: It's literally no, here's the thing though. We have a total of six glasses and like nine plates. That's it. You're a disgusting animal. That's it. That's all we have. And they're not even that dirty. You're a goddamn disgusting animal. I literally, I order food all the time. Don't, don't talk to my fucking lighter. Give it here. Shit. Why are you taking my lighter? Get the hell out of here.

Speaker: there's something seriously wrong with your Abdullah. I'm good. I'm Abla. That's why I'm going to say that their own rate because my doula. I'm going to. I'm attacking that teacher tracks me up.

Speaker: Thank I was looking through so like I said, I got that stars and I'm going through good because when we got it I was like Do we need to get this and I was like if I open up the app, maybe I can see what's there and be like, okay Yeah, I want to get this. No, you have to actually sign up for it So I started to look up online what was on there and I was like, yeah, we definitely need this

Speaker: Yeah, I gotta say, I'm not even listening to you right now. I'm just, my mind is just completely befuddled right now. And Benji, this is what you want. You want to peek into the real life of Jeff. Dishes have been sitting in the sink for four months because it's not four months. It's like a month. Well, I mean, your wife's been home longer than I want. And again, I say, you ain't doing nothing woman. Clean the house. Once again, at the end of the day, all we do is order food or go out.

Speaker: Yeah, but wash the damn dishes. What do you bring to the table? Nothing. Well, I had to break it to you, Jeffrey, but that's that's a that's shooting Fisher in a barrel. Actually,

Speaker: What she does do, she does, she does that online trading fucking hell. We couldn't do online trading in, uh, in, I don't know, wash the dishes, clean the house, do the laundry. I don't know. Do your woman's duty. Oh, she does. She does. She does the dishes. No, she does everything but the dishes. And it's one of those things. That's the one thing we argue about who's who's going to do the dishes. Cause we both hate it.

Speaker: a god damn dishwasher actually believe it or not not a feasible thing here yeah her name's maria oh no no no no sir misa misa misa

Speaker: was it George R. Binks? We said George R. Binks! George R. Binks, no discussion to be had. Bottom line in the story. Okay, it's time to go. Think about that time, Pope. We're going to go ahead and wrap it up. This is on his bullshit again. First and foremost, I'm never on my bullshit. I don't have bullshit to be on. Nikki and I have this. Nikki got mad at me.

Speaker: Well, she didn't get mad at me. This topic of conversation. Well, in a bit, it's like 12, 30, one o 'clock in the morning. You know, I'm.

Speaker: I think it was Monday night. It was Monday night and I'm laying there. You know, I'm just getting comfortable. I'm just getting situated. I'm ready to relax. We got our true crime shows on murder shows on and she wants to start flipping my nipples and poking me in the belly button and sticking. And I'm like, can you not be on your bullshit at 1230 at night? You don't want me to be on my bullshit. I was like, I don't know because

Speaker: I'm like, you, you're off tomorrow and I actually have to go to work and get up in the morning, take the kids to school. So I come home yesterday and she's like, I'm not feeling good. Come here. And then stung on me. Okay. I got you. Like her nipples poking a violet button. I'll come and cuddle you. I come over and start cuddling. Finger in the nose, finger in the belly button, pinching my nipples. And I'm like, really? She's like, I can't be on my bullshit at four. So she was like, give me your group chat. I was like, the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker: Cause she was messing with me out on the couch when we were watching TV. And I said, I don't have no bullshit. Why are you always on your bullshit? She said, give me your group chat. And I said, what are you talking about? On Snapchat with the, with nonsensical nonsense. I was like, why? Cause I'm going to ask about my, she's like, she was going to ask you guys about my bullshit. And I was like, I'm going to side with you. Of course none of you guys answered. So, and then the camera was that.

Speaker: The camera was the only one that answered it. He said a picture of you was like, I'm going to set this one out. So she snapped them because I didn't realize her and cam were Snapchat friends. And she was like, you're a bitch. Uh, that reminds me what time, what time do you get up to actually take kids to school? Like six 15. God damn. I have to leave the house by 5am.

Speaker: every morning and try to leave here no later than 6 45. How long of a trip is that? Because I know you have to get a why in the hell is my phone vibrating like a dildo? I'm not even getting any notifications. It's not necessarily the distance. It's the traffic. Because everybody's dropping their kids off at the same time. What? Oh, it's not my phone. It's me.

Speaker: Oh, the arm of my chair keeps rubbing across my belt, and it's vibrating my entire desk. Anyways, because you know me, I fidget. But with traffic and everything, how long does it take for you to get from your house to the consulate? It takes about an hour and a half.

Speaker: So that's, that's not even, I mean, you know, you got to get Uber or tech. So that's just, even if you had a car and you were driving yourself. Yeah, that's an hour and a half because like, the problem is, is the cost once you enter the hotel zone. So what I do is I take a cab or an Uber to Walmart and then I catch a bus and the bus costs a dollar.

Speaker: We take the bus all the way to the consulate? Yeah, all the way to the consulate from Walmart. For taxis or cabs or Uber, once you enter the hotel. So even so, so if you got an Uber from your house to the consulate. It was $25 when I did it the other day. But they wouldn't factor in that, that surge price for

Speaker: or is that what? No, no, no. The reason why is, is the distance. When it goes to, when you go to a cab, they factor in because they set the price. Uh, it's not like the cabs here don't have a meter. They just say, Oh, it's this far. And it's a pain in the ass. Get all the way up there. And certain cabs can't pick up people in the hotel zone. You have to like, you have to be quote unquote certified to pick up people in the hotel zone as a cab driver. Uh, it's a whole,

Speaker: what's it called, a union thing. But the problem is that that early in the morning, like tomorrow, I have to be at the consulate at nine for my for my appointment. I have to be there. I have to be there, I think at like eight, fifteen or nine. I have written down how to look. But because because when you drop off paperwork like what I'm dropping off, you have to set an appointment.

Speaker: Now, you can go for an emergency for something like, hey, the cops are going to fucking beat me up or something. Yeah, you can go in there like the alcohol, my man. But when it's something like paperwork, like getting a new passport or something, you have to set an appointment in order to set an appointment. You have to go on to the website, click a link and set your appointment. And the earliest time you get is the time you get. Now, here's the kicker. The consulate closes at one in the afternoon. Fucking cake, fucking gig. What time do they open?

Speaker: six well no no sorry they opened at eight o 'clock so they worked eight to one like when we went the last time we went as we were going in the the head of the consulate she got there after i did you can watch youtube in your bedroom yes what do you mean it was you're going to school tomorrow crackhead yes you are

Speaker: I beg to differ. How are you going to come back here? You'll still be walking tomorrow. You don't even know how to get back here. You will still be walking. Oh yeah. How do you get back here?

Speaker: You go past our lake, you go past our house nest, then you turn on the highway, then you go straight, then you turn on the road where we're going to go straight under the bridge. Then you keep going straight, then turn to here. Cash, I have a question. What's the farthest you've ever walked in a single sitting? I don't know, Jeff. To the church.

Speaker: down the road. You need to shut up. I feel like I'm trying to educate you here. The way your dad drives is not the shortest path. You're going to walk the extra like 15 miles out of your way. Number one. You're not staying up all night. You can go to bed and then when you and when Nikki and Austin get back, if you're still awake, you can tell them goodnight.

Speaker: You can shut your door. But yeah, I'm actually, I actually just got a message from the wife. She's like, Hey, don't you need to get to bed? You got to get up at five. You got to be out of the house by five. Bitch mind your business. Oh, there she is. Good morning, princess. We were just talking about you. We were just talking about chicken that was white as you.

Speaker: But like getting the kids to school, it's, it's somebody doesn't like my new co -host. See you in the morning. You can lay down. You can watch YouTube. You got your TV and you're still awake when Austin and Nikki, all of you can tell them goodnight.

Speaker: but uh yeah getting the kids to school is it's it's actually not that bad like wife wife and I both go because she can't she literally can't go by herself because it's not safe yeah you should probably see this chicken it was yeah it was it was fucked up it was like partially cooked so

Speaker: It's pretty bad. It was whiter than a mayonnaise sandwich. It was whiter than a turkey mayonnaise sandwich. The whiter than a paper plate on a glass of milk in a snowstorm. All being held by polar bear. It's not what you have done. It's what we have done collectively. Collectively. We ruffled some wellers. That's what we do now.

Speaker: But yeah, getting the kids in school in the area. Fun day. Smite. Poke. Not obvious at all. Yeah, you know, you know, I got a little bit love for you. I'm just busted. I'm just talking shit. I got a little bit love for him. I always will. But you know, teacher.

Speaker: It is what it is. There's nothing we've done. It's all about preference. Yeah. Some people like to have fun and laugh and joke and

Speaker: find the most like laugh about. I mean, Jeff and his man shake Mondays down at his favorite restaurant. That's unnamed. It doesn't have a name. All you have to say is, you know, you enjoy going down there for the, uh, buy one. It's not wrong with a cock meat sandwich. I'm just saying to make a hell of a cock meat sandwich and one delicious man shake. Hell yeah.

Speaker: Others like to err on the side of controversy and whatnot. Everybody finds their... I honestly don't get why someone wants to argue all the time. Even when we're controversial, we're still having fun and joking about it. Agreed. Yeah, I don't get people that look for drama and

Speaker: They got they got issues like mental issues. I'll say it. I got to talk to you. Saturday night. I got it. Sunday night in the middle of the night, mind you. I got a message from somebody.

Speaker: It was feeling some sort of way to which my response sucks to me. So I woke up Monday morning with, with, with, with this, with this Snapchat. Yeah. They haven't even opened it yet. Fucking douche.

Speaker: Oh, it's been deleted. What a shame. I said, thanks for listening to you and everyone else who don't like me or my show. You can't listen all the time. We appreciate the support. And it was a sound clip from Saturday night. You just validated my point. Exactly.

Speaker: Exactly. This is true. This is the problem is I don't I don't go looking for drama. I don't have no steam to let off. It's just it's it's comical at this point. And I agree.

Speaker: and I'm gonna laugh at it and joke at it. I'm not even gonna get mad anymore. I've gotten mad. I've gotten frustrated. Now it's just gonna be comical and I'm just gonna have fun with it. So, you know, fuck it at the end of the day. And at this point, it's just another listen and view. And those that don't like us, don't like Jeff and I or don't like the people we associate with,

Speaker: They're just going to get madder and madder. And I'm going to laugh more and more. Yeah, I will laugh all the way to the bank. I probably will. I did. I did. That was me loading. That was the loading process. Yeah, I know. Loading screen. Loading screen. Has Jeff had a haircut? No, he's just balding.

Speaker: No, I'm actually brushed my hair today. Jeff is literally that guy who's just doing his damnedest to hang out. Dude, I have a full head of hair. I mean... I have a full head of hair. Yes, I have the world's worst widow's peak, but... Yeah, Jeff, absolutely. From the side and back, full head of hair. From the front? It literally stops here.

Speaker: On my five head on my five head, that's like a fucking eight I do have to get going because I have to get up Well, just gotta get up bring buffering I probably shouldn't

Speaker: You should be a decent human being in the show. Yeah, you should. Don't you eat my asshole, Jeff? No, I'm okay. Grab a spoon and dig in. I've been eating a lot of cashews lately. You can get some protein. Like peanuts and cashews and like nuts in general and I was trying to not say this in a way to where. Like these nuts.

Speaker: When you eat, when you eat nuts, almonds, pecans, walnut, cashews, peanuts, they're a lot like corn. No matter how much you chew them up, how much you crunch them up, how much they come out whole in pieces. And this one, and this one back here about me, like a 15 pound tub of cashews, which are my favorite. I love that. I like cashews. They're good. Thank you.

Speaker: He's just his heart champ face. That's all. Call him Cupid. I made $13 .94, too. Well, he's a killer. Yeah, I was going to say, go put that Bentley on layaway. So does Jeff. That's why he goes to the man's shake hut.

Speaker: I was going to say let's not say it live on the air just in case. I don't know. We literally have Leahy and our lurker who's been here the entire show.

Speaker: to be on anyone. I mean, the lurker gives us multiple listens of views because they go into their private rooms because nothing ever dirty goes down in a secret or private room. Nobody shady ever goes into secrets or private rooms. I mean, hey, that's where I get left. This is social media, secret and private rooms, not not just back door bukkake rooms and you and your Tuesday

Speaker: afternoon dancer rooms. I've never been to the strip club. I think the afternoon. Yeah, but the gene pool's not very large. It's kind of shallow. Whatever. That's not a gene pool, honey. That's a puddle. I'm not sure if it was talking about people laying there. I mean, I'm not saying I would know, but again, like I told Jeff,

Speaker: you know sometimes it's like to each their own fish in a barrel. I'm into making stuffing balls on Monday for lunch when we go to PA. What the hell are stuffing balls? I mean I have an idea but I can say oh stovetop stuffers

Speaker: Mom doesn't use to put into a ball and then cook. But then I say that and you're going to go, you know, actually go into a deep description. OK, yeah, either way. So it's stuffing shaped into a ball. The balls and they're covered in gravy. I assume stuffing balls are one thing. I say that she's like, actually.

Speaker: There's turkey and yams. Well, she was going to close the turkey, but it's too close to Thanksgiving for lunch. What turkey and balls? Chicken and taters and stuff. I'm down for taters. That's taped. Taters and taters. Pretty sure Austin's sitting at the front. Why? Because of the stuffing. Anyways, I just opened another fucking beer.

Speaker: We've got to end the show apparently. Why? Because Jeff's got a vagina. I have to get up early tomorrow. What goes where? Huh? I said I think I just popped up because I don't know what goes where. Oh, I don't know if I'm all fixing. Jeff has to, uh, has to get up in the morning and go to the embassy. Is he getting the board? Yep. No, I have to go get my passport.

Speaker: Is he getting deported? And I really, I mean, even though I'm still drinking and having fun, I really just do not feel like getting in a conversation by myself again. Oh my God, Jeff. I was not prepared in any way, shape, or form for Monday night. Really? Yeah, it was. It was a rough go. Shout out to the chatters box who came in late in the game. You guys could have saved me earlier on, but no.

Speaker: I was left filler bustering with no content, you know, I should take lessons and I should have just played music that nobody's ever heard of. I should have just played music that nobody's ever heard of or went on rants about how women ain't good for nothing and called them bitches and hoes and then had some other woman on my panel that was incredibly racist, I'm just saying.

Speaker: They're jokes, people. We'll take them so goddamn seriously. We're not that important. We're not that important. And it's just all good natured humor. It's called ball busting. Yes. Before you get your fucking tampon all bloody and stuck. Hello. Don't forget the string. Don't shove your string in the hole. You don't want to lose that.

Speaker: No, I can't help you with that. We do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. We will be back Saturday night, bright new episode, but a new open door challenge, businesses. Yeah. Anybody and everybody is welcome, including people who don't like us. You're welcome to join us. If you like us. Please come in and tell us why we're so bad.

Speaker: Maybe our new co -hosts will join us. I'm just saying. Maybe. No one wants a stringy hole. Exactly. Keep the string out your hole. Don't, don't get,

Speaker: What is that thing that you can get from keeping your bloody tampoon in for too long? What? What is that thing that you need if you keep your bloody tampoon in two volts? TSS. What's that? Toxic shock syndrome. I feel like a lot of people who don't like this podcast are suffering from toxic shock syndrome. There you go. You heard it here first folks.

Speaker: Oh, I've just started that river to Saturday night where our brand new co -host or Saturday night co -host may or may not be here. I think we are, the river was already out there and I didn't even have to start it. They're talking to you. Man from, man, send them the link.

Speaker: Change your fucking tampons. Grow up a bunch of learn that it's a joke, not a dick and not to take it so hard. Exactly. Oh, we think you guys will listen. But we think you guys are hanging out, as always. Well, yeah, like I said, Saturday night, open door challenge. If you guys want to come and hang out, everybody and anybody is welcome, no matter how you feel about the show, how you feel about me, how you feel about Jeff.

Speaker: or how you feel about anybody else who's associated with the show. You are welcome to join and hang out. Now, granted, we reserve the right and we don't like what you're saying or we don't care to take that dance with you to ixnay your ass out of here. It's not because we're afraid of you. It's just, you're not worth our time. Great. So, and then with the chatter's box, you can say whatever you want.

Speaker: So we don't like it. Stop because you're afraid, we're afraid of you or you scared us or anything else. We just don't have the time or the energy to deal with your stupid ass because we're better than you. I said it. We are better than everybody. You know, it all comes down to one thing. I don't, I no longer have the time nor the coloring books to explain it to these people. Jeff saw a lot of crayons. I've got Marine friends. Every time I get a new batch of crowds, they come over and eat them.

Speaker: Agreed. This is all for sure. They won't say shit to our faces.

Speaker: I'm from the woods. I'm from the woods.

Speaker: I just remind them all one thing. You ever seen deliverance? You ever seen deliverance? You look like that cat. I'm an oddity when it comes to people because most, half of my life I spent in the hood, the other half of my life I spent in the hood.

Speaker: Austin, shut the fuck up because you have never stepped foot. You have never stepped foot in a major city and you talk so ghetto sometimes. You are almost in... Just because you saw it on a movie. You are almost inbred. That is how country your goofy ass is. You are basically an Alabama fan. You are basically... And then you come like a toddler. No, thank you. No, it's no thank you.

Speaker: She's basically an Alabama fan at this point. Literally. He came over to me, he's like, you closed? I hate that guy. Let's crank up a little Toto, sir. Huh? Let's crank up a little Toto. Jeff, shut up. We're giving the ladies love tonight. That's all I find in Danny. And like a jackass, I accidentally deleted

Speaker: Halloween scene or Halo scene. Halo scene. I got Laney Gardner, Dreams, Fleetwood Mac, or I have Miss Abby Anderson, Hearts on Fire in Mexico.

Speaker: Ooh, I do like that song. Let's do that. Abby Anderson. Okay. We'll wrap it up with that. Because Jeff dances with me. He's my favorite dance partner. And I know he has to get up in the morning. So I have to stop because he'll keep going with me until I, until I'm done. So we have to stop. We do appreciate y 'all. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. As always join us Saturday night for a brand new episode, live seven PMs, YouTube, Twitch,

Speaker: And Facebook, it is another open door challenge, as I've already said. Anybody and everybody is welcome to join us. We've had the likes of the Prince of Chaos. Leggy's been in here. Hodor's been in here. Steven Jarvis has been in here. Benji's been in here. Brian's been here. Tony has been here. And last week had surprise. Yeah, Jeff, you missed this, you fucking pussy. Oh, they got to go to bed. Matt, from over and out.

Speaker: came in and hung out for about a half hour. Nice. Nice. So, he came in here. He was getting ready to get tatted up by Jimmy. Um there was conversation. Maybe a deal was made that Matt and I are going to get matching tattoos from Jimmy. We're going to get matching over and out and matching nonsensical nonsense tattoo. Nice.

Speaker: Yeah, but we will be back Saturday night until then go ahead and check us out on all their social medias, Facebook, Instagram, X and tick tock. Don't forget join us live Mondays, Wednesdays, Saturdays, YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook live. And we should do us anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at all at nonsense. We'll nonsense podcast bottom of the screen tells you, you can also go to bio .link slash nonsensical nonsense. All the links are there.

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Speaker: because they are flocking also. With that being said, Jeff, Saturday night, I will give you toto. I promise you that. But tonight we were giving the ladies love. We have a show with Miss Abby Anderson. Check her out wherever you stream music and on all social media at Abby Anderson. Give her a follow, give her a listen, give her a share, and let her know that we sent you. And here she is with her song, Hearts on Fire in Mexico, that she wrote about her grandmother and mom.

Speaker: fun fact. She was a dark -haired Juarez beauty flirting with the GI Joe walked through the work and then the tips at a bar in Mexico. One cigarette smoke break by the back door turned into a pack on the hood is for every years now.

Speaker: The devil knows Late at night, two a .m. mistakes Sometimes, one time is all it takes Won't be long now, but she starts to show Can you smell that smoke Drippin' in the desert when to send it home?

Speaker: The lights and the read up becomes a desperate mama cedar You had to go leave a heart on fire in Mexico Turns out all the big dreams she had didn't look like feeding mouths on food stamps So one night she up and drove away

Speaker: One day got real tired of crying, cool up mad as hell Counting down the days, oh can you smell that smoke?

Speaker: becomes a desperate mama cedar you have to go leave a heart on fire Mexico

Speaker: No one took care, nowhere to go But in and out of foster homes She had a dream that burned and she made it out Rolled into those Texas hills Got herself a dark -eyed girl, swore off a tear, she cried Was a pain she'll never know I can't use my

Speaker: You had to go, leave a heart on

Speaker: I think I got it. I got it. I had to double tap it. Okay.

Speaker: Is it still playing? Holy crap. You're muted. Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you guys starting out with a brand new episode. In the meantime, I might be back tomorrow night. I'll definitely be back Friday. You guys are going to hang out with me while I kill some motherfucking Nazi zombie pieces of shit on Twitch.

Speaker: Come hang out, come say hello. Until then, check out the socials. What Debbie has said. Jeffrey. Deuces. You know, we talked about seasonal depression and earlier in the show and you know, our guy Tim and Miss Gemma, they did a whole ass show on the mental health hour tonight about seasonal depression.

Speaker: Let's get you down and that's the crossroads and you don't really know what you're gonna do. Just ask yourself one question WW NND what would nonsense go nonsense do grab a 12 -pack say fuck it and Go full bore at a hundred miles an hour. What happens happens bad on fire? Whatever you said be good or be good at it

Speaker: you're so fired. Oh, no, I was waiting for you. You know, I feel like I feel time. I give you all the time in the world. I know I had it ready. I just thought you were going to keep talking.