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Speaker: Ever use WeTransfer?
Speaker: It's like Dropbox, except it actually works.
Speaker: While I was waiting for my files to transfer, these little ads were popping up, virtue signaling WeTransfer's inclusive crap.
Speaker: The first one read, We present Zongbo Jang, Digital Heroes Fighting Global Warming, and it shows the stupidest, the least effort ever put forth in creating art.
Speaker: Explain to me how creating digital art fights global warming.
Speaker: I demand specifics, Zongbo.
Speaker: Man, is it me or is the air really clear here and the temperature right in the sweet spot?
Speaker: Huh, you can thank Zongbo Jang for that one.
Speaker: Good old Zongbo.
Speaker: The Zongster took five minutes on his computer.
Speaker: Most of the components made from petroleum products and made some weird childish art.
Speaker: Breathe that clean air.
Speaker: Okay, well, that explains basically nothing.
