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Speaker: And I look into the mirror and see a face from the past But in this race against the pain I'm coming in there
Speaker: Well, my head is is a -twifting low in the surrounding of the trees. In this past, I've been from nowhere back to my memory. And I can still taste the lies in every single chest. The bits that you're in, they're all yours. The falls in and in them, they are living again around this low.
Speaker: I don't know where they'll fall. And if we call you two to the castle of this world, I always get the feeling that you're the one who's
Speaker: Down around here from something, and I just can't understand. I carry the bag now, no, I feel it, it's too late. And my head is a dream, too. I think the sun, I ain't through the trees. And this feels kind of out of nowhere. But you're a memory, and I can still taste the nonsense. Every single chance of it's really hurt.
Speaker: I will
Speaker: And I'll build a dashboard and reason how must you keep me where you live? Where the hell you rollin' around and on the side you scratch the knee.
Speaker: And ever since I've been stressed to think of me And I've run out of gear And I swear I'll tear it out of what I do If I ain't what I've been We're not in it, it's a dream to light the sun and rain through the trees And this place can't live a real world Back to our memory And I can still taste your lies and every single kiss Don't be a stranger
Speaker: We are.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. You're a credit card. Well, boy, I thought mojo for you to start your Saturday. You guys want to be coming to get you from this ago? That'd be nice.
Speaker: They're coming to get the fucking kids. They're already going to start being loud. I got them downstairs and everything. Joanne's here. What's that? Hey, what's going on, Joe? You're trying to like, finally figured out the update. Yeah, Jesus. I didn't even see it. I was talking to pops about the update earlier this week.
Speaker: Anyways, what's going on, guys? Welcome to the show. As always, I'm Glick, hanging out with Jeff. Oh, another episode of Nonsense. Oh, Nonsense. Oh, man. Kind of out there right now. Oh, you and me both. This fucking toothache that's been kicking my ass. Your tooth and my voice, it should be interesting tonight.
Speaker: Yeah, right. Well, I figured the more I drink, the better I'll get. I wish I can say the same. Yeah. I'm taking a sabbatical tomorrow from speaking at all. I'm going to just carry notes around like Cuba Gooding Jr. in the movie. There you go. I don't know what movie you're referencing, but okay. It's called Lightning Jack. Good movie.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah. Never seen it. Oh my God. But speaking of speaking of taking a sabbatical, if you guys aren't already feel free to check us out on social media and nonsensical nonsense on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok. You can also, uh, feel free to catch us live every Wednesday and Saturday nights.
Speaker: Uh, on HAPS, YouTube, Twitch, Twitter, and Facebook. But then he can get every episode of the podcast on anchor Spotify, Google and Apple, Apple podcast. Yeah, there it is. I couldn't remember what the hell I was talking about. Yeah. And then, uh, you can also email us if you want to email us, uh, for whatever reason, tell Jeff he sucks.
Speaker: whatever you need to do, that's fine. And you can email us at the email podcast at gmail .com. I made sure today that I can still say it. Yes, Joe, I do technically, quote unquote, have insurance, but I haven't filled the paperwork out because I literally just got the kids information a day ago or two days ago.
Speaker: even though I've been asking for it since I started. So hopefully I can get that all filled out tomorrow or I'll get it filled out Monday. The downside is if I go to the dentist, I know I need an extensive amount of work done. And I have nobody up here that can come and get me or drop me off at the dentist because I doubt I'm going to be able to drive after I leave the dentist. I highly doubt it. Yeah.
Speaker: Dennis is convenient, but the Dennis I'll go to is right there on campus. It's literally right behind my building. You know, the medical center is right behind our shop and then right in that same building that the main hospital and everything is, is where the Dennis is at that I'll go to. Just get some goofy frat boy to take you from the Dennis office to your shop and just pass out the shop.
Speaker: Well, I mean, I could walk over the shop. I could walk to the shop. That ain't no problem. It's a matter of driving home. I was going to do it like Tuesday or Wednesday this week because we're off Thursday and Friday. But the fucking government job. Well, first of all, it's a state job. Second of all, same difference. I thought we celebrate all the holidays up here.
Speaker: You don't have any holidays down there. I called 65 companies today. They were all open. I could list off 65 companies in New York that were open today. I don't know what that has to do with the price of milk in China, but okay. All these companies that I called, they're open. They're working. But you and your stage job.
Speaker: my state job was open today. I mean, just, I don't work weekends. Yeah, they've been open all week too. I mean, my particular shop doesn't work weekends.
Speaker: I work Monday through Friday and then apparently I'm the only one that works weekends at my job. I noticed that today. I was online for like four hours and I was like, am I the only one working? I sent a message to my boss 25 minutes later. She sends me a message back. Yeah. You're the only one online. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, I don't think Sarah would want to drive all the way from, uh, Lancaster, uh, to Columbus that, and
Speaker: She'd probably had to breed Jacob with her so somebody could drive my car back because then if not, somebody would have to come back and give me a Newark and take me back to Columbus to get my car back. You can't Uber back to that. Ouch. Dude, that's an hour Uber ride from Columbus and they do and they do price hikes all over Columbus all the time, especially around the holidays. That would be that would be a
Speaker: If I could just get this one tooth taken care of, and then I'll go back, I told Summer, I said, I'm just gonna have all my fucking teeth pulled. Because I went to a dentist here in Newark. Just go out to your tool bag, grab a fucking pair of needle nose pliers, grab a hole in that son of a bitch, bear down on it, rip that fucker out, and call it a day. Grab my jar of shied, take a couple shots, and just start pulling teeth. Yo, take a shot, take a shot, rinse it out with a shot of moonshine.
Speaker: No, I had a tooth pulled. I had a tooth pulled because it came in crooked and was pushing up against my other tooth and it was hurting my jaw. Well, years ago, I had some work done. Years ago, I had some... I was hopped up on everything. Oh, yeah. Years ago, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. And the dentist I went to was here at Newark and they fucked up the other teeth surrounding them. So I've had issues with my teeth for a while now. I just, A, I haven't had good insurance.
Speaker: to go to the dentist or be, I just didn't have the time to take off to go to the dentist. So I've just kind of dealt with it over the years. But now it's just starting to get so bad that I can't put it off anymore. I've got to get this work done. But I've got a bunch of teeth that are all fucked up in the back. So I just rolled summer. So I'm just gonna have all my teeth pulled and just give me some dentures and just be done with it. Hell yeah, that way you can look like
Speaker: you know, some Hollywood fuck perfect teeth. Yeah, man. Got my perfect white smile. Well, I'm sure Nick, I would have to. Yeah, I'm sure if Nick did it, I'd have to hear about the shoulder and then they'd probably want like $100 to do it and I'd just be cheaper for me to take an Uber.
Speaker: I do it, but you know, that's a hell of a commute for me. Yeah. Right. But I'll get it. I'll get it taken care of. I figure if I get one, if I get this one, two taken care of that, that I could wait until summer comes up and I could just schedule it for a day where I take, you know, I could take a couple of days off and afterwards and then she can come up there or like, we can do it on my day off and she can drive me up there or something.
Speaker: But I mean, that's the great thing about, that's one of those other perks about working at the university, you get some of the best doctors in the country that will handle all your procedures. That was true. Speaking of procedures, my wife, she went yesterday and had surgery. She had
Speaker: She had her fingers removed for playing music Wednesday night. I was seriously pissed off about what she got done. Granted, she went in for lipo on her arms. Because she's lost a shit ton of weight and her arms are saggy because of it. And then, without me knowing, she also got a nose job.
Speaker: Now it's a temporary, so like six months, if she wants to keep it, she does it again with a more prominent solution. And she got her, she got collagen in her lips. And I kissed her this morning and I was like, this is weird. It was like making out with somebody completely different. I was not happy. Well, I'm seriously pissed about it for the fact that I think my wife looks perfect the way she is.
Speaker: but I was told I'm just getting hype on my arms. Okay. Yeah. I'm problem. She comes home and her lips are bigger and her nose has got all this bandage shit on it. And I'm like, what the fuck? And she's like, it was only this much extra. I mean, it wasn't, it didn't cost shit. You know, it was like, I don't know. She's gotta get herself looking good for, for Juan. Apparently so.
Speaker: you know, I was I was like, you know, I told her a few days before she's like, I'm thinking about getting my nose down and my lips on. I said, don't **** do it. Don't **** do it. Period. End of story. She comes home like, what the **** So, yeah, it is what it is at that point. See what it looks like. That's that's that's who **** my teeth up in the first place. Joe, I ain't going
Speaker: Yeah, you better off coming down to a dentist in fucking Mexico basically the same goddamn thing. My dentist down here is awesome. She speaks English. She has actually studied in the States. Oh my god. Oh, you're killing me right now, dude. You know that, right? She's good looking too. You are killing me, Smalls.
Speaker: You're sharing. You're sharing the live to our to our page. Yeah, I know. The same page, the same page that I'm sharing our life to. So we have two lives posted in there right now. Ain't no wonder the comments are all fucked up. Are we getting it twice? Don't share the Facebook at all. Now that you've got your laptop. I can't go from here. Go from your phone. I don't figure out if I can fix it again. When we when we go live, there's like three little buttons down below the screen where the camera and mic are.
Speaker: If you click that, um, when you're in that, when you're in the backstage area or whatever, I think you can do that. And you can disable certain destinations. Yeah. Just take off Facebook. And then once we go live, then go into our Facebook page on your phone and share out from our Facebook page, because no matter where you share it to, um, when
Speaker: when they click on it to come into the live, it'll automatically bring them to our page. So when we, when they feed the comments through, it's not like there's comments going through, um, 40 different assumptions. Right. I'm going to find it. That might be why I was just looking at that. So maybe why the comments were all wonky last week or the other day or whatever, but yeah, well that's what, uh, when Dave came on.
Speaker: Well don't disable it now because I think I shared that stream out. Oh well. Oh, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'll reshare it. Yeah. I'm trying to find something here. I do have a movie review of a new movie actually.
Speaker: uh if it's if it's ghostbusters i did watch ghostbusters but i'm not gonna spoil and if you go too much in depth other than saying hey the new ghostbusters came out and i liked it and it's kind of cool because it's his grandkids i will oh you know what right now the girl the girl that plays uh egos she's hot granddaughter no no no no she
Speaker: She gives certain looks in the film that you're like, fuck! There's no denying that chick is Egon's granddaughter. Just the way she has her glasses, the whole nine yards, and Paul Rudd's genius. It was actually really good. It's a little slow in the beginning, but the ending is fucking genius.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm hoping to. I enjoyed the shit out of it. I watched it again today. Nice. I sent you the link. I told you where to find it. Uh, did you? No, I don't think I sent you the link. I told you where. Andy, are you okay? I'm fine. It's just that. I was probably just going to do that, aren't we? Apparently. Trying to find... Kevin and I sat down and started watching last night and then, uh,
Speaker: Uh, we had a problem with the feed. So we, we finished watching it today. It was really good. I was actually really impressed. Um, the kid from stranger things, he does a really good job as well. And the kid from stranger things. Well, he, one of the, her, the main characters, older, older brother, he's in that stranger things, TV show. Um, yeah. I tried to, I tried to one can fucking haul ass, dude.
Speaker: Yeah, I struggled through the first season and I don't think I ever finished watching it first season the first season goes slow, but I'm such an 80s nut that I'm like, okay. Oh, this is awesome
Speaker: Yeah, the kids, the kids loved it. What's going on? Barbaric Bambi. Nice. Gross on her work. Gross on whose work, Joe? I think she was talking about. Yeah, this is called an armadillo egg.
Speaker: I'm trying to find the news intro while you were talking about Ghostbusters. It's got some things in it that you're just not ready for. But I do have to say if my prediction was wrong. Well, I figured that.
Speaker: Yeah, I was kind of upset about that but but the line that you're waiting for And you'll know it when it when it comes up Happens And when it happens you're like fuck yes That's all I got no, I wanted I wanted to see it I thought it was gonna be uh, I I assumed it was gonna be really good um
Speaker: Just because this was at the end of Millie and this is not a spoiler right before the credits roll. It's for for for Harold as in Harold Ramis and they did that man proud. I gotta say they got Jason Reiman did that man proud and
Speaker: In the beginning of the movie, the very beginning, I'm talking like opening shots, you see someone dressed like Harold Ramis. And he's obviously supposed to be portraying Harold Ramis. He doesn't speak, but the outline. What do they got to do? Because it's all shadowed and stuff, whatever. What might be hiding and stuff. They got whoever they got to play that role,
Speaker: fucking nailed it. They nailed it. I was seriously, but I mean, my son was like, why doesn't he speaking? He's a main character. I'm like, he died, dude. But I was really impressed. There was a couple of spots where I was like, wait a minute, what? Okay, I get it. There's a couple of spots where you get confused for a second and then it clicks right in. You're like, I get it.
Speaker: Yeah, I figured I figured it was going to be a really good movie just because there was a continuation. Right. And it wasn't. It wasn't just like a whole new movie. Oh, like the like the 2016 one, it was just a big talk. Well, that one, they just that that one, that one, that one, they just need to put those four chicks in something and they're like, let's do Ghostbusters.
Speaker: Well, not when they were just trying to cash in off the, off the name of the, uh, yeah, that's like, we got, we got a shit script and these four ladies, let's go ahead and throw them on. Kind of thing. Well, you got that and then it being, everybody's got to be fucking woke now and.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, they're like, Oh, we have to do an all female case. Only, the only thing I liked about that movie is watching Chris Hemsworth dance like a fucking idiot. I thought it was funny, but the, the one chick that plays the Egon part in, in the 2016, she's hilarious and she's always hilarious, but, uh,
Speaker: But no, the new one, Afterlife, is really good. It's, I mean, I'm sure there's a whole series of Ghostbusters nerds that are just gonna nerd the fuck out. Because there's so many references, you know, they're showing the trailer of the State Puff Marts, Small Men, and the Walmart, and stuff. Fuckin', that part's hilarious.
Speaker: Well, I see the previews, there's like a whole bunch of, uh, little, little stay post marshmallow men. Well, there, there is a, this is mild spoiler. There is a, oh, well, the, the, the, the main, the main character, main girl that plays Egon's granddaughter, she meets, you know, they moved to this town where, where Egon moved and she meets a guy and his nickname is podcast.
Speaker: And this kid, this kid's hilarious. I'm telling you, this kid's a rising star. I'm calling it now. Because he kind of stole the scenes that he was taking. And he's... Shut up! No, I won't go any further. But it is... Go see it. Check it out. Other than that, I've been wondering how much to watch any movies.
Speaker: this guy. I've been working too much. Shut up, dude. I, I, I, I did the math. I do technically three jobs. Oh my God. You do. You do realize I keep the house clean. I cook every meal and I work eight hours a day. All from once location. I have been doing that for years.
Speaker: Nobody's giving you a gold star. Nobody's giving you a pat on the back. I'm not. You know, I've been doing that. Parents do that all over the world every day. Calm down. She's she's got three kids and and I call anytime I have a question, I don't want to bother the boss. I call her and she says. I wish I had a servant.
Speaker: I am the house. It's like I'm the house. Yeah, right. But that was Jay was asking you don't you have a housewife or a servant? I was. I am. His wife needs him to wipe her ass. But
Speaker: But the one girl that I, anytime I got a question, I call her because she's always willing to help and she's basically said anything you need to call me. She's got three kids and her daughter's in the room and I'm talking to her and I'm like, hey, I just want to do it. And her daughter's like, can he hear me? I was like, yes, I can hear you.
Speaker: Yes, I can hear you little one. Now go away. Oh no, her daughter cracked me up. She said a couple of funny things I just don't remember. I just don't remember. It's just pretty funny. It was two days ago, I was crazy busy. It was like a throwaway thing that she said.
Speaker: Oh man, I don't know why I can't find this thing. Out of all the fucking retarded shit that I have saved on my phone. Trying to find the intro music is a no go. I wonder.
Speaker: I might have it. I got it. Somewhere. Let me see if I can find it. Yeah. I wonder if... What's going on, Amber? Oh, that reminds me. Did you see the video I sent you? Uh... Possibly. With the guy jumping. Trying to land in the ocean. You'll recognize the music. The one...
Speaker: Yeah, where it cut off right at the end. Yeah, he makes it, by the way. Yeah, does he? Yeah, I've seen the actual. I saw it on TikTok and I was like, I got to send that to Chris. Yeah, he makes it. It's pretty badass video. He fucking nails it. What's wrong with whose face? Hey, pretty girl. David, it says I follow you, but it doesn't show up on my main page. Please bring back the.
Speaker: I get all these notifications from weird -ass people. What's going on, Jay? I think this is it. Yeah, that's it. Just send it to me real quick. There's something missing on my face. You? I'll send it to your messenger. No, that's fine.
Speaker: There you go. Scent. I figured I had it since I made it. Well, hello. That's weird. I have no idea what you're talking about. Oh. Summer said there's something missing from my face. Her hand's smacking it. I said her? I have no idea.
Speaker: It's it's you're looking at it at the wrong angle. Yeah, it's usually put down below. That's what I said. That's what I said. She's like, Oh no, I was getting more graphic in it. She just said it. She's on the same wavelength as we are. That's what I said. You know, okay, fair enough.
Speaker: I don't know. Fair enough. But yeah, uh anyways, let's let's try to get this ball rolling. These these last two days, the uh beginnings have been rough as hell these last two episodes. Actually, in all honesty, and it kind of sucks because it's a really good news stories Wednesday. I don't know if Wednesday's show is going to get posted. I don't either. Uh mainly because in the last half, we were we were. Yeah. Well, that's just going to create a
Speaker: with all the nonsense that was going on at your house between the damn puppies, your kids. Oh, I know, right? You're a wife that if I lived close by, she would have had a reason to get plastic surgery today because I would have punched her dead in the face sitting beside you. She literally got the bright idea to get out the food processor.
Speaker: Well, it's not even that. It was just the fact that I feel like she was intentionally and on purpose just kept playing music every couple minutes as loud as she possibly could. She has this thing where she checks everyone's Instagram stories. I don't even think she knows she's doing it. Oh man, pops is sick. Oh shit. Yeah. That was just like, God damn. Hey, thanks so much.
Speaker: I'm going to go murder your puppies. I'm going to throw your kids down the stairs and I'm going to punch your wife in the head. Well, actually, uh, interesting story. And the good thing about it is it's in Mexico and all that stuff is perfectly acceptable. Kevin came running out of the stairs last night and fell down the stairs. Did he fall again? He busted his head open. Jesus Christ. He's bleeding down the side of his face. He's got a, he's got right here on the top of his head. He's got a cut that's about a half an inch long.
Speaker: You think, well, hopefully he was learning. I think he would have learned the first time. Yeah. Stop, stop pissing around on the stairs. The problem is when it fucking rains, I have to, I have to re -silicone the window that's in the hallway and it is a 10 foot tall window and the bottom of it, the silicone is gone. So when it rains and it rains at an angle, water just comes pouring down the stairs and it was pissing down rain last night.
Speaker: get you a towel or something up there or well, the problem is the kids refuse to wear tennis shoes or shoes at all. So they run barefoot around the house. And then I like, I swear I'm going to go get some clear coat and sand and just do the stairs and sand and I had shoes on. You just go get you some Rhino lining, uh, spray or that, or that sticky sandpaper tape. Yeah.
Speaker: I looked at some today. If I'd had enough cash on me, I'd have bought it. I had to go grocery shopping today. There was no food in this house. Yeah, that's what... I think if I lived in a concrete house, there's certain parts of my house that would have that grit down just to keep it from being slippery. Yeah, well, I don't know what idiot decided to make these stairs so smooth that they're like glass.
Speaker: But if I ever find him, I'm gonna beat him in the fucking... Just beat the dog shit out of him. I don't know what the fuck he was thinking. They look pretty and all, but fuck, they're dangerous. Because I've almost... I've fallen down those steps a couple of times. And they're just the puppies. Sounds like they're getting murdered. No, they like to beat on each other. These fucking dogs are retarded. Well, let them beat on each other. They'll be fine. That's what I said.
Speaker: It's kind of like kids. Yeah. The kids start fulsing and fighting man. Just let them take it outside or some shit. Fucking. Ain't no reason to have that stuff going on in the house.
Speaker: Well, pretty soon they're going to be out in the backyard. I got a guy coming to help me clean up the backyard of all the old stove and a bunch of other stuff. You need to just find them homes that's not at your home. Wife put out a Facebook thing on Facebook Marketplace with pictures of puppies saying that they're ready to go. Come get them.
Speaker: I said, yeah, take all five at once. Yeah, right. I mean, now I don't think it would create mold because it's not just sitting in a corner. His house is concrete. Yeah. His entire house is concrete. And it gets mopped twice a day. So it's not like it's sitting in a carpet or something like that. It's not sitting. It's literally just like even this doorway, if it rains hard enough, I have to mop my bedroom.
Speaker: It's all tile floors and concrete walls. It's interesting. Justin, seal the goddamn thing up, Joe. Well, I'll tell you what. If it was up to me, I'd block it off as in the concrete block because it's a pointless fucking window. Well, apparently it wasn't pointless window. They put it there for a reason. It's aesthetics.
Speaker: You see that house behind me? Yeah. Right here? That's what the window looks like. That big ass long window with the white light in it? Exactly. Yeah. Every other house has it. That's too loud enough. That's natural lighting. Yeah, I have light bulbs. There's two sets of light bulbs in the stairwell. That's not necessary.
Speaker: It's natural lighting to help you save on your energy. Well, the problem is when they put them in, they didn't put any film on it or anything. So if you leave the bathroom door open upstairs and somebody walks by the house, I can see you taking a shit. Well, 10 of them. I have. I went and got filmed to put on them. Yeah, they're buying the house too.
Speaker: So he could do whatever he wants to it. Yeah, I'll I'll fucking take it out. I'm actually the next my next project is to put in a laundry room. I already have plans on how to do the laundry shoot and laundry room and all that fun stuff. I would I would I would say that your next project should be evicting those pups from your house. Well, no, actually project that costs money.
Speaker: But it's, it's one of those things. It's just, it's just like all the houses are the same and everyone has the same problems. So it's like, we all will lay out here talking to my neighbor. He's like, get water in the room again. Me too. Yeah. They're, they're cookie cutter houses.
Speaker: Yeah, basically. Much like most suburbs are, they're just three, you know, maybe four different ones. Yeah, there's four designs and all basically the same shape. I'm just glad I don't have the one. The house next to me has a two foot doorway before you get to the door of the entrance of the house. Like a little breezeway? Yeah.
Speaker: Like from, like you have your, you know, your, your, your door. And then it's a two foot section that door from the outside. It's just fucking that'll make a whole lot of fucking sense. Exactly. I was like, I'm so glad we didn't get that house. On my street, on my side, there's only one house that's emptied the house right next to me.
Speaker: Baby, they probably build Jeff's house in like Jeff Jeff's house is in like four days considering They build the forms it takes them they build three houses at a time three or four houses at a time pour the concrete and start once that's right, they start building the next four houses and When I lived in Charleston, they were putting up a
Speaker: they were doing it. This this crew was pretty big but they were doing three houses a month. Yeah. Like they were doing they were doing three to four houses at a time. Um and they were they were from start to finish about a month in that phase four and the development that I lived in. Right. But they were also um they didn't start building a group of houses until they were sold. Okay. So, they had to spell like in that
Speaker: and they didn't start building them or whatever there was, but they didn't start building them until they sold every house and every clock. Well, what they did, when we first moved in, in December of 2019, they were building another phase. I'd be facing it right now, but it's, you know, across the, there's a, in the middle. It really is, baby. It's just simply one at this point. There's four phases. There's a big roundabout that you can drive around.
Speaker: and they were building the fourth section and the fourth section by the end of 2020 was done and people were moving. Yeah, exactly. Well, that's the thing. I mean, they wore these and I think the reason they did it that way in Charleston was more of a
Speaker: convenience factor for the you know, the houses that were already there because then you didn't have them doing like they would come in and they would do the road and have all the road and everything done and all the groundwork done and then they'd get in and out of there in a couple weeks or whatever it was and then once all the properties were sold then they would start building and they'd be in and out of there so quick but I think it was more of a thing so they weren't bothering people who already live there. They weren't in the way. It wasn't
Speaker: Yeah, they do a lot of things differently the worst thing to hear at 6 o 'clock in the morning is a fucking jackhammer Yeah, but they do a lot of things Down there differently than what they do like up here like One of the things that Kill always always killed me up here, which is much like summer down in Tennessee is the road construction
Speaker: road work, you know, down in Tennessee, they're just doing it at all hours of the day and week and none of it makes any sense. And they'll just randomly close the entire fucking highway down and not tell anybody. But up here, there's just be there. Yeah. You're like, that's a perfectly good road. I can't be like that. But like down in Charleston, they only did road work at night.
Speaker: So they would do it from like 10, like nine or 10 at night until like six in the morning. Yeah. So, but, but I mean, that's, that's more of a safety factor. Uh, it's, uh, well, it's a safety factor. They didn't want to highway and, and less traffic and less to deal with. If you need to, you know, they weren't trying to get them big, they weren't trying to clog up. They weren't trying to clog up traffic during morning rush hour because there was already enough problems in Charleston.
Speaker: traffic. Nobody could **** drive down there to save their life as it was. Yeah. So, the last thing you needed was road work. Every year, every, every other year, they do the left hand side of the hotel zone. What? What are you trying to do? Write it down. I don't know what it is actually. Let me see. What are you trying to do?
Speaker: each each year they do a different side and it takes them about six months so they knock it out pretty quick but they they basically they mostly work at night as well because it's just so fucking hot yeah well that was the other factor in Charleston
Speaker: Yeah, it's hot as balls. I mean, even right now, this morning, when I went to the store and pick up groceries, by the time I left the store, it was 85. It's fucking almost December. It's 85 degrees here. Yeah. So it's like... What are you turning along into? Well, I didn't... It's whatever password you made for your TikTok. No, like... I don't know what password you made. Or the email thing.
Speaker: No, this is your TikTok password. It's not your email password. This is email. Yeah, you use your email. Yeah, I did. To login and then whatever your password is, whatever password you use to create your TikTok. It's not the same as your email. My TikTok login is different from my email password. Same with Facebook and stuff like that.
Speaker: Even though I use my email to log in with it, it's different from password. How do you keep track of all your passwords? Well, I pretty much have the same password for everything. Yeah, I was going to say so. So I would be 100 % screwed if some dimwitted hacker decided to go into everything. Yeah, I have like three variations of the same password. But I mean,
Speaker: That's just on like the unimportant stuff. I mean, like my Xbox password is different. My bank password, not only is my bank password different from anything else, there's also security questions. And then there's also, aside from the security questions, there's random questions that it asks, you know, to verify who you are.
Speaker: Yeah. I was like, Oh, did you ever live in any of these cities? And then it puts a list of cities and you're like, you did it in New York. Yeah. Summer don't have the same pants for Jana. Summer doesn't, but they are closing 79. Uh, I have no idea, Bambi. I'm assuming you're in the North here. I don't think they're closing 79 tomorrow.
Speaker: No, I think I think Joe is saying that it'll be 79 down in Florida tomorrow. They live down in Florida. Oh, well, yeah. Yeah, but all my other shit like all my, you know, like all my HBO and all that because like the kids have login information for all that stuff. So I just make it an easy login that they can remember and I can remember. So.
Speaker: But I mean, what's somebody going to hack my HBO account and enjoy HBO max? Okay. I can use it. Yeah. You son of a bitch. I will follow you to the ends of the earth.
Speaker: and get my revenge. Yeah. It's like your Netflix code. Give me your Netflix, Chris. Well, one of the things I want to get - Well, Summer's Netflix, she had like 900 people using her Netflix at one point. So she was like, I didn't even know all these people because she had given a couple of people permission to use it. Well, then they gave it out to all their friends and then their friends and
Speaker: You can't have the Netflix because it's hers. So she changed the password and now it's just us. We do the same thing. But like we have, we have our Netflix on both of our phones on the TV downstairs, the PlayStation and the TV upstairs. Plus on her mom's and her brother's phone and it's fucking everywhere. I want to get a VPN for here in the house so I can actually switch it to the States.
Speaker: Those VPNs aren't very expensive. No, they're not. You have the right. You have the right email account, right? I always thought it was the email password. That's the right email, right? Yes. She said looking at buggies. Looking at buggies what? Her TikTok instead. We're in the middle of a shell. Well, that's what we're trying to do. We're trying to get her logged into.
Speaker: Kaylee's calling me. Just look at her. Hush your face. Oh, look at Buggy. She's being me today. She's got, she's had my head on all day. Stylish. Nobody does.
Speaker: Nobody does what? I love me. Grandma just said hi. Sup. Sup. I swear, she does the same thing I do. Everybody says something like, oh, my messenger or something. I'm like, hey, how you doing? And I'm like, sup. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm taming in my email. I got I got I wouldn't say reprimanded but I got a talking to today.
Speaker: over my spelling and grammar. I was like, well, imagine that. Yeah. And then I got a message a few minutes later from, from my boss's husband. So try that now with your, at least she's, at least she's being quiet while she's disrupted in the podcast. And she's not, she's older. Yeah.
Speaker: Um, my boys are around the same age as your kids and you don't ever hear them. Well, one don't live here, but the other one. There you go. I'm sure if they were both there. So put the right email in and if you can't remember the password, then just go ahead and do that. Forgot password. It'll send you an email and it should pop up there. And then you can change the password with that code. I do that like once a month on one or another account.
Speaker: You might have to go into your email and see if it pops up. You might have your notifications turned off. Once in a while on one or another account that I haven't been on forever, change my password because I don't remember it. Again, that's why my password. Is this you? That's why my password is the same across the board. That way I don't forget it. You know, cause some of my games every once in a while will require a password to log back in. Right.
Speaker: Um, and, uh, I'm, I'm not, I wasn't, I was trying to help her. Um, so just to make it easier on myself, because I used to have different
Speaker: like everything had a different, like when I set up all of our stuff, all of our stuff for the show has the same password across the board. I mean, it's super simple that both of our dumbasses could remember it and not having any issues with it, except for your dumbass, who's still, every time you try to log in, what's our password again? No, no, no, I saved it.
Speaker: Yeah, we had that conversation I was like why did you add Jeff Jeff on snapchat it was an accident I was I was quick adding people I was like you do not need to be quick adding anybody You are only allowed to have snapchat because you're you can have it with your friends
Speaker: There's a you do not need to be quick chat or quit quick adding anybody because of the people that are in this world these days because Quick add the wrong person. I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna murder somebody after I Entrap them in the basement and torture them for a year And they just die eventually
Speaker: He's like, oh, I get to use my arsenal. I got nude in seven. I got nude in seven that Kevin Spacey kidnapped for a year and just starved to death. Oh, I thought you were talking about the one that he just kept feeding. The one who was gluttony. Yeah, that one too. Yeah, he fed him so much that he died. What was it? It was gluttony. Yeah, but it's sloth. The dude was still alive. Was that the dude that he fed so much was sloth?
Speaker: Sloth was that yeah, but no, I thought that was glutton. Yeah, that was glutton Yeah, he was still like sloth means lazy. So it's like he literally had a new strap to the bed And had the in the apartment had like five hundred thousand of those christmas trees Sent things. Oh, yes, you know, that's funny. You should find the compilation video with all the people doing it That was a weird movie
Speaker: What's in the box? What's in the box? Every time anything gets shipped to the house, I do that. I'm like, what's in the box? And my wife said, will you shut up? I'm like, no, it's funny. But she hadn't seen the movie. You had a bunch of different accounts, remember? Yes, she did.
Speaker: had a bunch of them. You had the whole Mendez Mendez murder brothers account. I got rid of that one. No, dude. Why? Because you found out that they were dirtbags and they murdered their parents. No, I got rid of it because I never posted on it. So I got rid of it. And then I only have my main one and then Azalea wants to do a Kyle Rittenhouse TikTok. He's a hero. He's an American hero. That kid is a golden god.
Speaker: I posted a thing. We've got a group chat, our gambling fiends, the group chat that I got added to on Snapchat. We do the DraftKing games and stuff. We talked about a little bit of everything in there and I posted a picture.
Speaker: and one night Kyle Rittenhouse bagged a burglar, a wife beater, and a pedophile, and it will forever be known as the ganosha, or what is that, ganosha hat trick? Did you see the meme where it's Kyle?
Speaker: The judge and Kyle's lawyer and the judge and and Kyle are have a PlayStation controllers are playing war Pedo fuss plus 500 points I woke up this morning and you know throughout the night you get Twitter texts or Twitter notifications Yeah, Donald Trump Savage motherfucker. He posted a picture of all these Democrats and
Speaker: There was another one that I found that I posted in our group and it was like, this is how I envisioned the verdict happening. It was like the judge declares Kyle innocent.
Speaker: And as Kyle walks out of the courtroom and his glorious victory, the judge yells at him, hey, kid. And Kyle turns around, and the judge tosses him as good. And I had a tiger place.
Speaker: And then credits roll. You know, I have so much fun with that. George Takei or Takei or whatever. He and I have been having a a Twitter battle for about three months over the fact that he's **** delusional. And I. He actually is. Where are you delusional? No, no, he's he's he's
Speaker: Katie Cam a couple of times, because he'll post something completely fucking stupid on mine. I just post, are you delusional? And then he goes on as a big old rant and I'm like, yeah, you're delusional. It's just me telling me he's delusional. Of course he had his smart ass comment in and I was like, still delusional.
Speaker: Well, just let him be. He's not setting anything on fire and he's not shitting him cups. So, let him be. Summer said Parker's weird. He was in the living room just dancing. Yeah, my kids do that all the time. Yeah. Oh my fucking, the kids last night, man, they were all passed out by like 9 o 'clock. I was like, holy crap. Dude, I was passed out by 11 and that's rare for me.
Speaker: Well, I dozed off about six. It took a short nap and then I fell back asleep a little bit later. And then of course, I, I, I have, I have literally slept like maybe six hours in the last three days. If that, so
Speaker: Yeah, I just can't get comfortable man. And then I like go and I'll take a hot shower and I'll start to feel better. It's like, Oh, I just want to go. I'll just go to sleep in the shower. And then I like, again, only my legs fit in my tub. Yeah. Well, I actually, I love sleeping in the shower. I'll wait if I can fit. Well, in my tub, literally the only thing that fits in there are my legs. So I either sit there and I'm the only thing that fits is from my waist down.
Speaker: or I can lay on my back but then I've got my legs up in the air like I'm about to, you know, like, yeah. So, so it's like, you know, I can't get comfortable. It's it's it's relaxing because the water will fall down on my right on my head or whatever.
Speaker: That's what I told Summer when we get a house. That's one thing, you know, I have a few requests, you know, and that's one of them. I was not one of them big ass tubs that I, you know, that we could both fit in. I can do that too. I said, I want to tell that we could both fit in that way. I know we like, we could both fit in at the same time. That way I know if I want to go take a bath.
Speaker: then there's no question. I can get in there and get comfortable and just relax. Have you seen that YouTube video of the guy that built his own bathtub? It's out of wood and it is fucking gorgeous. I would not.
Speaker: Well, he literally built it out of two by fours and then took a grinder with a flap wheel on it and a cutting wheel and smoothed it all out. And then he put a light coat of resin over top of everything so it would actually hold water. But it is literally the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Speaker: I was, I was, I can't imagine that would be too incredibly hard. I wouldn't want to do it, but I can't imagine it would be too incredibly hard. Well, that's what I said when I was watching it. Because like one of the things I want to do when I buy lathe is I want to redo my sinks and make them out. Only me. What about me? Only me. Yeah. Don't don't judge me because I enjoy a nice bath. I don't. I don't. I can't take a bath. I don't have. I love taking a bath, man.
Speaker: No, especially like gross. No, I think a shower. I'm talking about what would like my body's hurting. No, I get that. Well, no, I've never done that. Yeah, I've never done that. I'm just saying like, that's my only other option for comedic reasons. My low energy comedic values tonight. No, no, no.
Speaker: I don't know. I'm not I'm not taking a bath to like clean myself. It's more of a relaxation. No, I I mean, it's more of a like I'll put at the end of a football game. You sit in the sit in the. Yeah. I'll put Epsom salt in there and then, you know, fill the tub up and put on some Yanni. Yeah. And I usually watch and I usually watch the notebook. Don't judge me. And I have a nice glass of wine. I love that **** movie. I have a nice glass of red wine. I love that **** movie.
Speaker: My wife makes a lot of people. I love that goddamn movie. I don't know why. Yeah, no, I am. I'm weird. I like them. Well, not only is Epsom salt supposed to help, like, with muscle tension and soreness and this and the other thing, it's also supposed to pull all the toxins out of your body as well. Oh, OK. So it's just a nice, refreshing thing to do. Yeah, I'm a man. I just do shock and suck out of there.
Speaker: When my body gets to hurting or if I'm not feeling good, like right now, I wish I had a tub I could fit in because I'd be, we'd be doing the podcast for me in the tub. That would be an interesting, weird podcast.
Speaker: I'm your host Glick. How you doing tonight? Put some soothing music on
Speaker: I'm kicking G in the background. I've been warm, large warm. Don't judge a guy who enjoys a nice hot bath. No, I mean, don't get me wrong. It's not like I got bubbles and everything else in there. It's not like I throw a bath bomb in there. I've heard if you get the right bath bomb, it's supposed to feel amazing under your balls, but I'm not willing to try it out.
Speaker: Well, you know, I'll send you a bath bomb for Christmas. I don't have a bathtub. I don't know what it is about Mexico, but if you want a bath, you have to buy one and put it in. Well, I mean, they probably don't want you in the water down there very long considering you can't even drink the water down there. I'm sure they don't want you just soaking in it. A buddy of mine about 12 or 15 years ago, I put a bathtub in his house and
Speaker: Because he had he had a long shower that could be turned into a bathtub and it was a bitch, dude I I Had to cut away that fucking fiberglass. Oh, it was hell on earth AR 15s are better than skateboards change my mind Picture
Speaker: He was a skater boy. Picture of Kyle was dot, dot, dot. Well, you know, here's the thing. If Kyle wouldn't have shot and they would have killed him, he would have been the, you know, he would have been the hero. You can go to a bar now and order the written house. It's a chaser followed by three shots.
Speaker: Nice. I can do this all night. What's the difference between LeBron James and Kyle Rittenhouse? Kyle Rittenhouse actually has something to say. Kyle doesn't miss shots under pressure. Oh! Ouch.
Speaker: Hey, so who wants to go beat up punk ass Kyle Rittenhouse with me? Some chick commented or put on Twitter. First comment, didn't work out too well for the last three. The funniest thing I've heard about the whole Rittenhouse trial. Now, what skin tone were the people he shot, Chris?
Speaker: Look, man, I don't really care. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't follow it. No, answer the question. Answer the question. I don't know. I assumed all three of them were white. He shot three white guys. He shot three white guys. OK. Explain to me how CNN is saying that it's racist trial and that Kyle is a white supremacist. How? Because it's the end of the mission. That kid is never going to have to work again. See, I'm just telling jokes. I don't care about all the other nonsense. That kid is never going to have to work again because he's
Speaker: If he sues the people that, uh, like you remember the kid, uh, CNN was saying he walked up to the native American guy banging on the drum. Okay. That kid sued CNN for, for, uh, defame definition, defamation, defamation and character. No, in, in Mexico, you can't drink the water either. Joe Jeff and I have actually had this discussion. You can eat the ice.
Speaker: Yeah. That's the same hangar song. I got another one that has nothing to do with Kyle Rittenhouse and or politics at all. It's a sports related one. Seen on college game day today. Ohio State played Michigan State Spartans today. There was a fan sign that said you got a train ran on you. Are you ready to feel these nuts?
Speaker: Michigan State lost to the Purdue Boilermakers, whose mascot is basically a steam train. Oh, OK, OK. And they got freaking owned. They got owned by the Boilermakers and then they got completely shit on and embarrassed by Ohio State today. So. Is that why you're rocking the golden blue? No, I'm rocking the amazing blue.
Speaker: because Michigan throttled Maryland tonight, 59 to 18. And every, every asset of the team scored a touchdown tonight. The offense scored touchdowns. The defense scored touchdowns. Special teams scored touchdowns. It was a goddamn touchdown party in Maryland tonight.
Speaker: That's how you know, in your bed when the defense is scoring on you. I mean, I don't know much about sports, but that just sounds like it's not good. They're not horrible. They're not good. But this was the most points that, uh, Michigan has put up on a team since 2016. And I believe it was Maryland back in 2016. But
Speaker: Michigan was playing. They actually had the touchy touchy. Who's touchy touchy? That's because you gave her shit about the about the drink of the water in Mexico. No, you cannot drink the water at all. It's happened in Mexico. It's it's not a good don't don't don't jump on a hill and decide to die on it with me because you know, I will prove you wrong. I got I got the third largest city in the world. I got three five gallon water jugs that that I have to every like two weeks. That will prove you wrong.
Speaker: prove who wrong. The water like that that you can drink the water in Mexico. You told me you can drink the water down there. That's why I said you cannot. Yeah, that's what I would say when agreeing. No, Joe said, Joe said that in Italy that you can't drink the water. You might not be able to drink the water in Italy either. I mean, I don't know. They say they may say that just because they're all a bunch of alcoholics and they want to drink wine. They would have drank wine all day.
Speaker: I don't know anything about Italy other than that's where the Mario Brothers come from and and pizza. Amen to that. I had pizza last night. It's to me a Mario and Luigi. I can't do any voices tonight because I actually had to do one earlier and and it kind of sounded like I was going through puberty. Yeah, that was my voice is so bad. Well, let's uh you need to garble some salt water.
Speaker: Like really, like get you some water, warm it up, like get it hot -ish as hot as you can stand it, put salt in it, and then gargle it. It'll help your voice. Or some like, some hot tea with honey in it. Yeah, I don't drink tea, I'm a man. What makes you an expert on Italy, Joanne? I was gonna say. I'm pretty sure they have pizza in Italy. I'm pretty sure they have pizza all over the world.
Speaker: Let's ask the old Google box. Oh, yeah. Where? You're going to die on the Italy hill, Joe. I think you're going to be pretty screwed over. She might not have to. Where did pizza originate? Italy. Italiano. Welcome to the Google. AR -15 Google. Found it. Wow. Holy crap.
Speaker: Oh, wait. No, that's just, they're just saying how, when, when Italy was founded, I was going to say pizza was founded around 600 BC. I was like, really? Boys would regain pizza a lot. Who invented pizza? I did. You want it? You actually was consumed by Egyptians, Romans and Greeks. Really?
Speaker: It was a flatbread, but the modern birthplace of pizza is Southwestern Italy's Campania region, home of the city of Naples. There you go. Okay. I don't, I didn't know where pizza comes from. Welcome to the death pile. I didn't know where pizza originated from. I was just throwing it out. There's like a stereotypical.
Speaker: It's like, it's like, you know, burgers are an American thing.
Speaker: I just assumed that like pizza was originally originally made in like fucking South Dakota Just because New Yorkers claim that they have the best pizza on the planet and hey, New York No, you don't I hate to break it to you. You really don't your flat -ass pizza tastes like cardboard. Get over yourself. It looks like Goofy twats Yeah
Speaker: Uh Mansfield out over by um on on Park Avenue West. Chicago Pizza. That place is awesome. I don't know. It's been 20 years. About right out here. Uh I think it's I think it's looking valleys. Um Oh my god. She's not gonna. She's gonna die on this hill. Well, yeah, it's a different but the actual
Speaker: It's it's it's made differently in their shoes with like oils and herbs and stuff like that. Yeah, which I do know this. I just didn't know where it actually originated from. I just assumed it was an Italian thing. But that's what I said, the modern version of pizza, because actually it was the Egyptians, Romans and in Greeks, they said they ate a flatbread style of quote unquote pizza, but the modern era.
Speaker: I highly doubt they were like, but I think it's like, Oh, what'd the wine say? Oh yeah. Throw some pineapple on it. Like assholes. Fucking special place and helpful people who put pineapple on their pizzas. I think, I think it's looking Valley out here just down the road from me. They've got like Panthers pizza, which is like their school mascot. It's right across the street from the school. They do a Chicago deep dish. And man, that thing is you, it ain't no joke, man. That's some bitches about like,
Speaker: like uh ten inches thick and it's good as hell though but they don't play well last night i got uh i got me some papa johns right now i love i love me some papa johns i i like i like that butter garlic that garlic sauce they send in yeah that's the garlic i always like set some extra that shit crash bandicoot what are you doing oh my god there's a reference 90s reference you're bored
Speaker: my life is wrong. Welcome to the **** jail. Why are you bored? Why is your life ruined? Why is your life ruined? Just Tiktok and McDonald's. Cuz Tiktok what? Is it normal and I can't fix it and mommy won't give me my phone back. Your mom won't what? Give me my phone back. So, I have to ask for it. What did you do to lose your phone? Well, I'm telling you, you logged into the wrong
Speaker: I delete, no, when I made up an account, because my friend Haley wanted me to make an account together, but he's acting stupid, so instead of deleting that account, I logged out of everything, and I got rid of all my accounts, and I tried to just make a new one, because, like... You can't use the same email. Yeah, you need an all -new email. I don't have a different email. Well, you were just all doing a pick up. I have for one, it takes all of five minutes.
Speaker: No, it's because she's underage. It's all processed. I haven't done that. I don't know what to tell you. What happened? What's wrong with the one that you walked into? Don't you have your videos saved? Just re -upload your videos.
Speaker: It's not the same It's different to this like that doesn't have the whole for you and I can't comment anything and I can't even search anything and then my whole Maybe you shouldn't have had all those different accounts. How's that sound?
Speaker: It's not the same dad. It's the end of the goddamn world apparently. What is your brother doing? Well then go play on the Xbox. Kick her off. I don't know what you want me to do. Go check the laundry. What? Go check the laundry.
Speaker: Mike and Freddie and Jason and Chuck here down in the basement waiting on you. Go say hi. Yeah, go say hi. It's the end of the world, as Bucky knows it. And I'm just fine. Fine.
Speaker: She's at that age where anything like that is the worst thing ever. Hold my bear. Who's TikTok is on my tablet? Or do I have TikTok on my tablet? My tablet's dead. Probably Austin's account. I don't know who's account on it. He's waiting with bells on. Well, it's funny because
Speaker: These kids ain't never been afraid of the dark or anything else, but now all of a sudden they're afraid to go down in the basement after it gets dark here. I'm kind of with them on that because, you know, at that age, basements are freaky, man. This basement is not freaky, though. I used to be afraid of my basement when I was a kid. Then I turned six and I'm sorry. Anyways, let's take a real quick break.
Speaker: and we'll come back with TikTok. I don't even know what to do with our TikTok at this point. Then we'll come back with news in the second hour. And then I'm sure if we run out of time, we'll be back for a third hour. And I actually do have another top 10 too. I got another Thanksgiving themed top 10. One that I think is a little bit better than the one last week because I still want to go fight that Alex person.
Speaker: Because their top 10 list was horrendous. That was a first opinion. She was going to be an ad here. Of course there's an ad. Come on, Habs, get your shit back together so I can re -upload videos. It says coming soon, but I don't have a date. We're still hanging out in the archives. This is off their... What happened? What's this all for? Actually, I actually saw a chick today. She's got 10 followers. Yeah, she was able...
Speaker: A lot. What? Don't die. Anyways, we'll be right back after this break. Let's get to our little black cop mojo, guys.
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Speaker: Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. No, we're done. Stop. We're done. You're down. You boys take a break. You're sending the green room. Jesus. Yeah, calm down, guys. Okay. You'll come back. You'll come back for the
Speaker: three hour break. Calm down. Yeah, relax. You just finished here. You've been off. You've been off tour for two weeks. Calm down. Yeah. Uh, anywho, welcome back to the low energy, nonsensical nonsense. Or both of us can barely speak or sin. I'll put my glasses back on. But welcome back to the nonsensical nonsense, everybody. I'm Glick. That's Jeffrey.
Speaker: hang it out, little blacktop mojo for your ear holes. Uh, since I've decided to screw everything up, that has allowed me to dive into the archive and this off the, uh, blacktop mojo, I am album. I believe that's the name of the album. Well, Johnny, we're here. Um, but if you're not already, make sure you guys are definitely checking those guys out, giving them a listen. Uh, let them know we sent you just hit the little comment and say, Hey, nonsense. Well, nonsense sent us.
Speaker: I can be a fly on the wall every time anybody does that. Cause they're just like, huh? I doubt anybody's done it, but I'm just saying it'll be cool. I'm freezing.
Speaker: Oh, you're fine now. You weren't there to tell it. I'm sure they look at it and go, huh, I don't know who that is. And then they scroll on by. Yeah, I doubt they waste a whole lot of time, but all right. Whatever that is. It's not like they're like, guys, ban me. Let's find out. We must find out. Everybody get their phones and find out who is nonsensical nonsense is. Call Scooby and the gang. Let's investigate. That'd be an episode of Scooby Doo I'd like to see.
Speaker: you know how Scooby used to have like all the guests that you like the Harlem Globetrotters used to be on there. Yeah. And and whatnot Batman and Robin and then there was like that guy that had the super what was that guy that like super and he had the super dog. Um but you know how they used to have all the characters like all the different show guests kiss was on there with them once and and that'd be I would love to see that the old supernatural did a whole Scooby episode. Oh, did they?
Speaker: Yeah, that was actually really cool. I never watched Supernatural, I could never get into it. Mainly because I watched like 400 different things. Supernatural was actually really good. Supernatural was awesome. But yeah, they did a whole animated Scooby episode, it was really cool. Nice.
Speaker: but uh yeah that would be a cool episode of Scooby seeing them see a black dot mojo and Scooby like solve the solve in a case row row row chuck yeah row row chuck i can't do any voices right now it sucks like zoinks matt
Speaker: Sometimes I can do it. I can do a decent shaggy. If they smoke enough weed, like, like Zoinks, Matt, it's the wicked woman. Whatever. That's terrible. I apologize.
Speaker: I'm a suitcase. I'm a suitcase. Fucking cracks me up every time. Yeah. But uh anyways,
Speaker: hello squirrel welcome welcome back to the show guys hopefully uh i know it's a little low energy tonight jeff and i are not uh on top of our game uh we're not feeling the greatest but but we are here but the show must go we're trying if you guys aren't already definitely feel free to check us out on all social media and nonsensical nonsense on facebook and instagram and twitter and the tick tock and
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Speaker: But I do want to start trying something a little bit different. I think Wednesday, I'm going to push it right into the first quote unquote first segment of the show. Just because I feel like the news brings out the best in us and we generally push it off until the end of the show, which always sucks. So let's go ahead. Unfortunately, unfortunately, we do the news so late that everybody's like, fuck, I can't keep my eyes open anymore.
Speaker: So let's go ahead and roll in the news a little bit early. Like I said, I think Wednesday, we're going to start the show, do the introduction and just rock right into right into fucking news. Let me save this video, actually, so I can find it easier. That reminds me. The article I sent you today. Yeah, I couldn't find it anywhere. I was going to say, I don't think you could because it was. But the headline, I was like, what?
Speaker: And that's not the first time that's happened. But here, let's go ahead and roll right into this real quick. Real quick. Yeah. Yeah, a little news intro for you.
Speaker: So listen to this, listen to this, okay? I'm gonna tell you a couple of stupid. There's your guy for you, man. Just for you. Is Bob ready to rock and roll? Oh, he's always ready to go. Well... Hey, Brad Boone says what's up. What's going on, Brad? Well, we're gonna go right out the gate. We're coming out swinging for the fences on this one.
Speaker: fire up the bus. We didn't confuse the bus the other day. Fire up number two. We're going to our favorite place. Oh, we're going to our favorite place in in in all of the great United of the States. United of the States of America. United. Yeah, something like that. Anyways, good old Malcolm Renner, probably a cousin of Bob. Wouldn't surprise me.
Speaker: Well, good old Malcolm. He claimed that he was involved with a six month sexual relationship with a female dolphin at a water park in Florida. Oh, we need to hang this out. Hang out with this guy. Why are you trying to fucking dolphin? Now, you know, that guy's got stories. This is this is this is this is the old reach around, as we call it.
Speaker: or here, you know, in the business, they call it a callback. But this is the old reach around that we call it nonsensical nonsense. Because if you go back several episodes, we did a whole therapy session for Jeff, who on multiple occasions, no, on multiple occasions, Jeff has been raped and or molested by dolphins and Cancun. So we, we, we, we, Dr. Fielding, we got him feeling better. And I've seen this story and it instantly made me think of Jeff.
Speaker: And the first thing I did was, the first thing I did was check the location of this story. Jeff is finally, Jeff has finally come forward. The dolphin lover closet. Yes. Jeff has finally come forward. I don't know why he didn't come forward on our fucking podcast, but it wasn't you. Needless to say, this is Jesus.
Speaker: It says Malcolm Brenner has revealed that he had a six month love affair with a frisky creature when he worked at a water park in Florida. Brenner had discussed his relationship with the sea creature in the new documentary, Dolphin Love, and explained how the pair got intimate together. He explained, I started rubbing her along her back.
Speaker: working my way to her flukes, her tail, and as I was rubbing her and moving my hand towards her tail, she slowly was rolling around her long axis. The affair took place when Brenner was working as a photographer during the 70s, and he explained that he found or how he would get up close and personal with the female dolphin when the park was closed. He said. In other words, he fucked it.
Speaker: he said at first at first I discouraged her I wasn't interested after some time I thought if this was a woman I would come up with a rat with I wouldn't would I come up with these rationalizations and excuses it was when the park was closing that that we successfully eluded the male dolphins so we could spend some time alone oh hmm
Speaker: And again, I hate this website because it just I'm I'm speechless because Whoa Sexual relationship with a dolphin Okay, that he had a sexual relationship with a dolphin Malcolm Brenner has revealed. I don't know what I just did But my phone is
Speaker: Yeah, you know what you did? I do that with my phone every once in a while and I forget how to take it off. And depending on your phone, there's certain different ways to take it off. I don't know what I did. I just started reading it. I did it one time where you had Snapchatted me a video and it took me 10 minutes of listing your dumb ass repeat over and over the same sentence. Well, that's what we did. I was trying to get it to turn off.
Speaker: Yeah. Nice. And I was like, you know what? He was like, **** got it. Not my all. Um yeah. So, for six months, old dude was just getting it on with the dolphin. I'm just curious today. You know, was it romantic? It was in the 70s that he pulled on a going a little Marvin Gaye or like some candles. They bring her a bouquet of fish.
Speaker: The male dolphins. Well, they say that dolphins are the only other mammals. I think they're mammals that have sex recreationally. Right. And that they that that dolphins do try to and have been, you know, have sexually assaulted humans in the past. So. But he's not even the first guy who's he's not even the first person who's ever admitted carrying on a
Speaker: extended real quote -unquote relationship with the dolphin so you know what in florida if i did have a sexual relationship with dolphin i don't care i would never admit it it's okay jeff we're all here for you i mean i've been with chicks that i won't admit i've been with
Speaker: Don't worry. Pretty much every chick you've been with will not admit to hanging with you. According to every chick I've ever been with, I'm still a virgin. I'm like, nope, nope, nope, nope. Never been with you. Calm down, chief. That was junior dream. Yeah, maybe it was. Oh, well. I'm just saying. I mean, out of all the things to admit,
Speaker: Oh, wow. That's that's uh, I mean, I mean, it's not even the swimmer. Well, they'll come right. They'll come right up on to uh, yeah. I'm just saying. It's not like he's it's not like he threw around scuba gear and he was like, I gotta get the scuba suit. He's got a knife before he puts it on. Yeah. Yeah, it'll work. Yeah, that'll be great.
Speaker: Let's go to the back of the tank, allude the other males before they get the wrong idea. And we're trying to, they're trying to have a devil's three way surprise dolphin sex. There's a, there's a movie on Netflix that is, uh, it's a newer camera. What it's called.
Speaker: This girl goes, she meets a guy and she thinks he ghosted her but he was in a car accident and she goes down to track him down and at one point she's at the resort in Cabo and hanging out with a guy that tried to help her delete an email.
Speaker: It's complicated, but they decided to go swim with dolphins. And at one point this dolphin jumps up and smacks her face with his dick. I fucking lost it. Nice. What does that movie called? I got to look it up. Hashtag me too. Yeah, exactly. Well, anyways, in other news,
Speaker: You know, you'll appreciate this one, Jeff. All right. I know actually the reason I'm doing this story is for you. Otherwise I would just scroll right on by it. Nice. But a Hogwarts cake marks the 20th or 20 years since the first Harry Potter film. Yeah. A spectacular cake replica of Hogwarts has been unveiled.
Speaker: to mark the 20 years since the release of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Yep, that's the first one. Depending on where you're from. And this cake does look really fucking cool, actually. Let me... Oh, they can do some amazing shit with cakes now. It's ridiculous. They really can. Let me take a screenshot of it and then I'll edit it and all that stuff and I'll either send it to you or post it on Facebook. Maybe on Facebook.
Speaker: Uh, the cake has been created by the renowned artist, Michelle, uh, well, Bow Wow. Sure. Yeah. And was unveiled at Warner brother studio tour, making the making of Harry Potter. Um, it took Michelle, uh, the Hogwarts cake stands three or six foot wide and five foot tall. It has been made from vegan friendly ingredients. There you go.
Speaker: It took Michelle more than 320 hours to build from planning building and building the structure, baking, sculpting and hand painting the masterpiece. The painstakingly crafted cake is now has now been donated to one vision of charity and Watford fighting food property. OK, it took her how many hours? 320 hours total for everything. I guarantee you nobody's going to eat that cake because it's probably nasty by now.
Speaker: They donated it to Watford Fighting Food Poverty. Michelle said, there could not be more exciting assignment. There could not be a more exciting assignment for a cape sculptor than to bring to life one of the most famous and magical structures ever imagined. So as a Harry Potter fan, I left with the chance to bring Hogwarts to life in cape form. This has undoubtedly been my biggest challenge yet.
Speaker: and has involved many long days and nights, but it has been worth it to see the reaction today as the fans witnessed it for the first time and we served the first slices. I'm not a Harry Potter fan in any way, shape, or form, but it is a really cool. I'm gonna do me a messenger and I'll judge on how it looks. It's really cool. Because I'm a Harry Potter freak. I love them fucking movies.
Speaker: Jeff, I wouldn't necessarily say freak, but. No, like when it's like pissing down rain down here and like my wife and me have the day off, the kids are home. We'll just throw in Harry Potter and start at the beginning and walk through. Let's be sure. Losers. Yeah, pretty much. Losers.
Speaker: Oh, shit. That looks amazing. Right. Well, I thought it was. I thought it was pretty few. You're seeing it from is the for those Harry Potter people out there. You're looking at the Great Hall from the side. And you can see the docks and. The towers, the Gryffindor Tower.
Speaker: But the background is what cracks me up. You can literally see Dumbledore standing in the background of the area. Sure, if you say so. Yeah, that's a pretty cool cake. And I know you like Harry Potter, and I'm sure there's people in our listening audience that likes Harry Potter. So, you know, why not? Why not give you guys a little...
Speaker: Is a bitch series of shows. It's a boring fucking franchise. I'd rather watch King's Ray.
Speaker: No, no, it's an orphan wizard. He must go to the magical wizard land and go to magical wizard school because it is prophesized that he will be the great one. And then there's some of those of his bastard that wants to kill him. And then there's some creepy little dwarf creature that lives in the basement that I'm pretty sure was molesting the kids. Um, wait, yeah, a little, uh,
Speaker: the little guy go the the the ring guy. I forgot. I forgot what you're talking about. I'm sure you're touching all this **** stupid movie. He kept touching all the kids going my precious.
Speaker: And then, and then, and then, uh, uh, Android came in and said, these are not the wizards you were looking for. Be myself, Scotty. These are not the wizards you want to molest. Be myself, Scotty. And then some Jamaican creature was there too.
Speaker: It's to me. It's going to drive me. I'll have to look up that movie later. For being such a fan, I can't believe you don't know who that little. What's his name? Dolby. What is it? The house. That's what I was thinking. Yeah. Well, he didn't live at home or so.
Speaker: I am a free elf or whatever the hell he says. Domi worked for the Malfoys. He was enslaved by the Malfoys, so he wasn't actually that Hogwarts. I don't know any of that. Watch the movies, fucker. Shit. Collision virginity, you fucking nerd. I was not doing cool stuff while you were watching fucking Harry Potter. I was chugging beers and...
Speaker: fighting grizzly bears with my bros. I was drinking beer watching Harry Potter. I'd have to be really drunk to suffer through that bullshit. Difndorf? Are you serious coming out? Gryffindor? No, it's actually the Hobbit. That's the Hobbit.
Speaker: Joe you should really drink to watch this listen to the show Maybe maybe she meant Gryffindor. I don't know. No, well, they're they're a fantastic beasts Franchise is how as a new movies coming out. It's called the secrets of Dumbledore. Oh My girls like like the Harry Potter movies. I just never could get into but I
Speaker: Trust me. I know you've told me all about it a million times that I've contemplated suicide when you start talking about it. I'd rather listen to you talk about the Honda 350Z than I would listen to you talk about fucking Harry Potter. I shared the podcast out on a Facebook page. It was all fucking cars. I was hoping to get you talking about cars.
Speaker: I was waiting for like shit, tons of fucking comments to come in going, what is he talking about? Well, you just got it. You just got it. You just got a screen record video clips and then posted. Yeah, exactly. And just watch people fucking. That's how you do it. Well, anyways, in other news, this one, I don't know how much of a fan you are of this board game, but I love this game, even though nobody will play with me.
Speaker: Monopoly Monopoly is offering fans the chance to personalize the iconic board game. Oh, that'd be cool. This is a Monopoly game. Yeah, right. So Monopoly is Monopoly is offering fans the chance to create personalized versions of the iconic game. Board game enthusiasts will be able to immortalize their family name onto their new board as well as waving goodbye to any any rose about the dog or hat to
Speaker: I don't know what that means with players to the tokens that you move like I want to be the dog. I want to be the car. Yeah. So you can actually put your own. So we can like, literally, if we start, if we, if we paid for this thing, we could do the plane, the bus, the bus, the space shuttle. Yeah. And a beer bottle, beer bottle, a beer mug, microphone, microphone. We'll have to look this up and see how much it's got. Yeah.
Speaker: That'd be pretty cool. Actually, in all honesty, I didn't even think about that. I just thought if I have like my own. On the, on the, when you pass go, you have to drink a beer. Yeah. It would be like nonsensical beer. So like nonsense. Yeah. Nonsense. Nonsense monopoly or would it just be nonsensical? No, it's like, it's like, you can literally go, I almost bought it the other day was the.
Speaker: I don't know what's where it is. I almost bought a a Deadpool version of Monopoly. Oh, yeah. There's a ton of different versions. You know, I saw a Game of Thrones one and I was like, oh. Yeah, I've seen a bunch of different stuff. But it says players players will be able to hand pick a selection of tokens for each set to get the perfect piece for every family member.
Speaker: In a UK first, the monopoly personalization station will be available in Selfridge stores in London, Manchester, and Birmingham, Birmingham, and online from November 16th. Well, it says online from November 16th to December 12th. The pop -up will be located on the fourth floor of Selfridges within the iconic toy department. Once in store shoppers will be provided with a QR code to go to the web app to complete
Speaker: Monopoly personalization is experience and Leon Hardy marketing director of North Europe and Hasbro said forever 80 years monopoly has been the focal point of many festive game nights this year we were thrilled to work with Selfridges to give people the chance to put their personal touch on the classic family favor now, this is just in the in the UK currently and
Speaker: Currently, but yeah, maybe it'll again if it does if it does well I'm gonna expand the market because I mean seriously the nonsense go nonsense, you know, it's not a boardwalk park place. We got Florida, you know, yeah And so, you know two others Yeah, maybe like it would be like Boston and Florida And fucking California
Speaker: Yeah. And then we, then we could have like Australia because we've gone to Australia a few times. Well, the one I'm trying to struggle with is, is the railroads. What we do for the railroads could just be like our case, like our catchphrases. There you go. Words are hard. Yeah. Words are hard. Uh, you know, we can, we can figure it out. We just gotta wait till it's available here. The community chest. I already figured out community chest. It's a chatter's box.
Speaker: Boom. Oh, yeah, that's perfect. And it's literally you flip one of them says summer says you're an idiot. I know what I'm doing. Joseph, shut the fuck up. You climbed on a hill to die on and lost. Welcome to the custard. Yeah.
Speaker: Uh, instead of jail or just be Glick's basement. You, you have a core form. Go directly to Glick's basement. Do not pass. Go do not joke a beer. Oh my gosh. We need to figure this out. What are you doing? Sawyer, Rhett, Memphis, Scott. I don't get it. I don't get it either.
Speaker: Maybe she's saying baby names. If we have a boy, we're gonna name him... Shit, I lost it. I think that might be what she was trying to do. Oh, okay. Fuck, I lost it. But yeah, that'd be so cool to create our own, our own monopoly. That would be cool. I mean, seriously, I wanna buy a monopoly set and just rebuild it. There you go.
Speaker: It's just go to Home Depot and just build your own Monopoly set. Yeah, exactly. You know, like my my grandfather was huge in his motherfucking love that game. And you know how when you you get when you buy the when you buy Monopoly, you have all that cash. He built a cash drawer. Ding, ding.
Speaker: he built a cash drawer that holds everything and fits inside the box for storage is genius. And that thing is still at my parents' house. Nice. I love to play Monopoly, but nobody likes to play with me. Well, we bought a version of it called Turismo, which is like, instead of,
Speaker: streets you buy countries and your your your your piece that you move around the board is a as an airplane so it's it's it's like instead of dominating the u .s market by buying boardwalk or place you buy the u .s.
Speaker: I don't cheat. OK, first of all, I don't cheat at board games. I don't have to fucking cheat. But when it comes to Monopoly, when it comes to Monopoly, I'm the type of person that'll buy my properties. But I will also buy one or two other properties that I don't buy the other two for. And when that person once said property, when that person wants or needs said property,
Speaker: then, well, you know what? It's a doggy dog world. Yeah. And I'm the big dog in the yard. And if you want this property, this is what I want. You're one of those motherfuckers. If you land on it, you buy it. No, I don't buy it. No, no, no, no. Really? My wife is like that. If she lands on it, she's like, I'll buy it. No, no, no. I have certain properties that I want. And believe it or not, it's not like a boardwalk or the three green ones or the three yellow ones. I have certain properties that I want and I buy.
Speaker: Now, if I land on a said Marvin's Garden or Boardwalk, I will buy it, but I won't buy the other one or the other two. So when somebody has two of them and they need Marvin's Gardens to complete that set,
Speaker: so they can put hotels and houses and whatnot on it, well, then guess what? You're gonna have to give me what I want in order to get it. And if you don't, then you can't have it. So at the end of the day, I may be the only person with houses and hotels. That's a dick move, man. It is a dick move, but it's the point of the game. I monopolize the game.
Speaker: I am the I am I am I am the greatest real estate magnet in Monopoly and I have I win. So just my mind is racing with the ideas to build this **** Monopoly thing. I'm going to it doesn't make me a cheater. It just makes me smarter than everybody else who plays with me and the funny thing about it is everybody knows how I play so it's not even that big of a seater and they don't get pissed off at me.
Speaker: I don't understand why you're mad at me. I didn't even do anything. I did exactly what I said I was going to do. I'm not the biggest fan of board games, though. Oddly enough. I like Cullen. The problem, if you name them Cullen, you're going to get Twilight references for the rest of his. Macaulay, Cullen. No, Remy. Remy LaBeau.
Speaker: Yeah, she's being funny over there. Oh, that's you. Parker looks like Macaulay Culkin. Oh, a little bit. What do you think about Remy? That's what she was doing with all those names, boys names. I hate you. I hate the names you picked out.
Speaker: It's a good name. Strong name. Jeff is a good name, I'm just saying. Jeff is a good, bad name. I'm waiting for a summer's comment on that one, because you know she's going to just know. Name him Bob. He can drive our bus. It's a stupid name. What's a stupid name, Jeff? Who's our kid that?
Speaker: Well, when you are much like Jeff's parents and you have 57 kids, you kind of run out of names. When you started having kids in 1913. Well, if you have another kid, you'll have more kids than my parents, dude. You had a kid every year since 1913. You run out of names. 1913.
Speaker: It's called a vagina, not a revolving door. Well, I really wanted to hear that news story I sent you because holy **** that's **** up. Yeah, that's funny. I couldn't find the story. It was like some **** paper though. Yeah. Well, we're hanging out in the UK tonight for the time being. We
Speaker: Got another one out there in Mark's neck of the woods. Not beautiful. Man fine for blaring James Blunt songs. He's fine? Fine. A man has been fined 1 ,400 pounds for blaring James Blunt songs in the middle of the night. Mark Carey played loud music from artists such as
Speaker: The year beautiful hit maker and cold play and disrupted the sleep of those living around him and Plymouth, a court heard that the noise caused residents stress, fatigue, and anxiety. And was how, and was how told how neighbors received abuse from Carrie.
Speaker: When they challenged him about the music, after several complaints, his neighbors made audio recordings of the music being played at unacceptable levels into the night. Audio recordings featured blunt and cold play or heard and environmentally health officers seized TVs, speakers, and other music equipment from Kerry's homes. Counselor John Rylick and John Riley, cabinet member for community safety at Plymouth City Council said, that is a long fucking title. Yeah, it is.
Speaker: Uh, said everyone has the right to live quietly. Yeah. Everyone has the right to live quietly in their own home, which is why we will not hesitate to bring prosecutions against people who try to take that right away from their neighbors. I hope now that the defendant's neighbors will finally have some peace. Why didn't they just go kick his ass? Exactly. That's because they're British.
Speaker: At the end of the day I would I would have been the first one knocking on that motherfucking door like dude I'm trying to sleep I got a work in the morning dick I Mean I like James blood as much as the next guy, but fuck man. What the fuck is wrong? And it also sounds like most of these people wouldn't survive for one weekend in Mexico
Speaker: because Jesus Christ. I had neighbors in the complex right next right across from us that had fucking mariachis out on Friday. Yeah. And I was like, dude, you're not my neighbor because I'm the first one. If somebody has a party goes on way too long in this complex, I go over with a fucking hose. I start screaming. I'm like, it's raining. You should go outside and shut that shit up. Yeah. Well, I am.
Speaker: You know, I have a, I have a, I got a three strike rule. Yup. So I will, I will tell you three times on third visit. I'm just going to, I'm just going to drag you out and beat the brakes off of you. Lillian Graceland will always be my girl name. Lillian. I can get behind Graceland. I don't know.
Speaker: And I'm not a fan of Rhett. I'm not a fan of Rhett by the way. My biggest wrestling crush, uh, even still to this day, she was not a wrestler. She's a ring announcer was Lil, was a Lillian. And that just scratched that off the list. Lillian. That's what I said. Lillian, Lillian Graceland. Yeah. Oh, okay. It was Lillian.
Speaker: was her name. Oh, okay. I actually got a kiss from her one night. Oh my geez. She's not. And Anna Lillian, Lillianna. Okay. No, I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. Lillianna Grayson. That's just a really long name and that poor child will never make it out of kindergarten. Now they all end up doing like me and going by your middle name. Her middle name's just as long as her first name. That is true.
Speaker: you know, Lilliana Graceline Lynn. Random Rick reviews. Hey, how the **** have you been? Random Rick? Hey, hey. Forever. Oh, man. I've always had a, I've always like Lillian from WWE. Oh, I've got a kiss from her one night right on my big old fat cheek. Yeah, he hasn't watched it since. No, I watched it. It is a very pretty name. It's just very
Speaker: when we were naming our kids, uh, my, my daughter's named after Michelle and Kevin. We didn't get any wider than that. No, no. Well, Michelle is, is, uh, Michelle's first name is my older sister's middle name who passed away. Uh, because naming my, my daughter Tanya would just be way too confusing. Um, what's good. How you been Rick? The problem was I have with Sawyer.
Speaker: comes down to the time somebody says Sawyer, I say Brown. Like the country. Yeah. And then you think Thomas Rhett. Yeah. Or Rhett Atkins. Yeah. Rhett Atkins. That's the only problem. Remy. Remy is a good name. That's a good southern name. Remy LeBeau. He was from New Orleans.
Speaker: That's Gambit's real name from X -Men. He's one of my favorite X -Men characters. That's what I wanted to name Cash. That's what I wanted to name Cash. Yeah, that's the same response I got. Yeah, I got no for Remy when I wanted to name Cash. Meanwhile, she was trying... My ex died on the hill wanting to name him Winchester. Yeah. I literally walked around calling the kid 30 -30.
Speaker: Remy is not a girl's name. It could be. No, no, they wanted to call him Remington. They wanted to name him Remington. And then we could have called him Remy for short. And I said, I'll punch you both in the face right now. Yeah, that's some redneck shit. Yeah, you want to bet? I'm killing everybody on their heels tonight. Bring it on. Fucking, just like Custard.
Speaker: That's our jail. It's Custards. Custards Hill. Go to Custards. Do not pass. Go to your hill and die. Yes. It is commonly used as a girl's name, but it is a it is used
Speaker: as a boy or a female name and boys largely outnumber girls with that name. There you go. Much like back in the day, Ashley and Courtney used to be considered boys names. Really? Yeah. I did not know that. And there was actually. Well, Chris, even the name Chris, I know girls named Chris. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: I just said that. Find a girl named Jeff. Well, good luck with that. And who cannot save me? I'm talking to one right now. I saw it coming. That's why. But it's spelled with a Y. It's spelled with a Y, not an I, baby. So the boys' version is a Y, much like when we, like, Austin, we named. No, no, no, no, no. Courtney Cox has a Y. No, no, no, no, no, no. We named Austin, like, her name's Austin. But we spelled it with a Y instead of an I, so we made it more girly.
Speaker: That's a bitch named Jeff. I don't know. It just looked more feminine when, when you spelled Austin with a Y. But yeah, Ashley, Ashley and Courtney, uh, back in the, like a lot of, um, nights and whatnot in the medieval times that Ashley and Courtney, that was there. That was a male name. Uh, and actually there was a Courtney and I believe in Ashley that played for the Browns. They were linemen Courtney Brown. And I can't remember the Ashley.
Speaker: but I believe they're both linemen. So feel free to tell an offensive or a defensive lineman that they have a girl's name. Let me know how that works out for you. You got a bitch name. Mr. 68, 350 pound man. Yeah, exactly. You want to have Nash and cash. I like Memphis.
Speaker: Just name him Keanu. Or John Wigg.
Speaker: Nox, as in Ford? So, Nash, Memphis, and Nox all make me think of, or Sawyer, all make me think of these douche canoes on TikTok with their mullets, pit vipers, and drinking bougie lattes. Memphis Glick. We'll do what all day on the internet?
Speaker: I don't know. Names are a tough thing because they're associated with so many things. I know it's all fucking Tennessee. We're not naming our kid off. We understood that fact. We're just NFL players. Trust me, I got that. We're not naming our kid off our city in fucking Tennessee. What do you think about Cleveland or Cincinnati or Columbus or how about Blatonsburg Glick or Belleville Glick?
Speaker: It's my fucking home state Ohio's my fucking home state. It doesn't mean we're gonna name. What's the name of Dayton Glick? So fuck off she said no naming naming the Tennessee it's It just it sounds like a real rednecky name I
Speaker: and and that's not that's not uh that's not a diss it's just you know these are chef's words not mine yeah well it's not redneck it's not not redneck why didn't i think of that with my three other kids why did i just name him batman first name bat second thing man boom batman blick
Speaker: that worked out for yeah well as i said that worked out for uh my exes uh she's got a cousin whose first name is moon middle name is shine his name is moonshine meaner that motherfucker can make some moonshine so yeah let's name him batman maybe he'll turn into the first real life batman you know but that means you have to die
Speaker: Yeah, Bruce Wayne's parents are dead. Bad man's parents are dead, you know what I'm just saying? I fucked a hot guy named Dayton, so that's... Oh! Dalton! Let's name him Dalton. Dalton? Fuck yeah! Yeah, yeah, that's a badass name right there. Hell yeah! Gotta rip somebody's fucking throat out one day, it'll be awesome. Yeah. Hell yes, I love that movie. People give that movie shit, but I love that fucking movie. Cobra!
Speaker: Dalton, Bodhi Glick. Bodhi. Bodhi was Patrick Swayze in Point Break. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Keanu Reeves was Johnny Utah. Johnny Utah. There you go. That sounds like a quarterback. That sounds like a fucking quarterback. He was a quarterback. Yeah. Johnny Utah was a quarterback. That's how Patrick Swayze knew him.
Speaker: How many guys do you name? How many guys have you ever met named? Probably a lot down there. Nevermind. Nevermind. There's probably a lot of them down there. I've never known adult and outside of Dalton from road house. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, seriously, imagine how about, how about, how about Clint? How about Clint Wayne Glick? Oh yeah. Or
Speaker: Eastwood John. Eastwood John Glick. John Eastwood Glick. There you go. I like that. Call the girls in. Why am I calling the girl? Buggy is dead. She's killed herself because her life is ruined. I'm not speaking. I'm not I'm speaking to him with Austin right now. So we had oh man. The joys of having a 16 year old daughter.
Speaker: We got into it today, boy. We got into it today. She was so lucky that I've been sick and not feeling well. Otherwise I would have rock bottomed her.
Speaker: And now every time I ask her something today, I get attitude from her. So she's been in her room, she's like practicing French braiding her hair. So I'll just walk out of my room and kick her door open and turn her light on and walk away just to piss her off. She's like, what is your problem? I was like, nothing. This is my door. No, she's got like a little lamp and she's got one of those makeup mirrors. And I guess like the light, like the actual light in her room, it puts a glare on the mirror so she couldn't see.
Speaker: So, she's like, what is your problem? I was like, nothing, I own this door. I pay for this door and I pay for that light and I want the door opening the light on. So, then I just walk away. You know what I plan to do in my kid's room when they start misbehaving, I'm gonna take the door off fucking hinges. I will never take, I will never be that dad. I'm never gonna be that dad who takes the door off the hinges because I believe in their privacy. They should have their privacy and all that stuff. But, you're not gonna tell me
Speaker: that I can or cannot come in your room. That goes for the boys or the girls or you know, they should be able to have their privacy. If they want to shut their door, that's fine. I have no locking policy in my house. You're not going to shut and lock your door, but yeah. No, I agree with that too. Uh, when, when we bought the house came with locks, like, you know, the doorknobs that you can lock. I switched those out for today. Summer and I, summer and I only lock our bedroom door for one time, for one reason. Yeah.
Speaker: That's mommy and daddy time but outside of that if we shut our doors not locked
Speaker: That's hilarious. Not that we ever shut our dollar unless we're. Yeah. Well, we call it. You want to watch a movie? Here you go. Go lock the door. My pants are already off. You go lock the door. Yeah, I know that one too. My little wingers are already. Praying the kids don't storm in. Which, and I don't have a very big apartment, so it doesn't take very long at all for one of the kids to just
Speaker: show up like a little ninja in the doorway. Well, my kids climbing the stairs like they're just something up like that show stomps. Jesus Christ. No more babies. What do you mean? No more babies? Because I have a no lock policy. I am. I am not. No. Because I won't let the kids lock their doors. We're not having a baby.
Speaker: Oh, well, you don't like my names either so oh my god, that's kind of a just Let's just name it. Oops another fucking one Son of a bitch, I thought I was done
Speaker: Well, no babies. We've discussed it, and I've already said, no, it's not. Well, I've actually been thinking about it. I've been thinking about it, and I know Summer's brought it up several times, and I know she wants to have another baby. So I was thinking about it, and I told her last week. I get why you guys wanted to have another baby. I did bring it up. That's what I was saying.
Speaker: Jeff, you would know that if you were here last weekend, but you weren't here last weekend, so you don't know that. But no, I've been thinking about it. Who the fuck, you know, who am I to tell her she's not allowed to have another baby? You know, but the deal is she has to take care of it until it's potty trained.
Speaker: I don't know. Amen to that. Once it's once it can wipe its own ass then then I'll I'll acknowledge it. Amen to that. So then I'm like, what's that **** noise? She's like, the baby's crying. I don't know **** baby in this house. Ain't no **** baby in this house. What are you talking about? What's that **** get a job and contribute? Then he's my kid. Kids go to show up in the doorway. I I wipe my own ass. Hey, we got other kids. I didn't know that. Where did this **** come from?
Speaker: No, I I've I've stated multiple times. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, because fucking diapers alone will fucking kill you. But no, I was the one that brought it up because, you know, like I said.
Speaker: Uh, some are still, some are still pretty young. I mean, in granted, I'll be like 60 by the time this kid is old enough for me to kick it out of the house. That's another thing. I mean, you're 40, dude. Yeah. Who am I? If it would be like, like that, I might as well go back to first of all, you know, I'm only kidding. You know, I'm only kidding. You better know that I'm only kidding.
Speaker: My wife brought up the third baby thing and I said, you know, we can adopt. There's this 18 year old Korean girl that's looking for a place. I'm just saying. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I totally get why you guys would want to have a baby. I totally get it. But I'm not doing the baby thing again. I told her I told her she wanted to have another baby. We couldn't we can have another baby.
Speaker: She wanted to have a baby with me. And she's like, we would have beautiful babies. And I was like, well, I mean, you see the three that I already made outside of this, I got good genes. They didn't help me, but they helped my kids.
Speaker: Fucking buggy today. She came over here. She's got my hat on, tucked all of her hair up underneath my hat. She just stood in the doorway. She's got a hoodie on. I'm like, what are you doing? She's like, I'm looking like you. And I was like, okay. Mission accomplished. Are you trying to tell me something? Come on. Am I going to have a, uh, uh, a suntur and a burster? Just let me know now.
Speaker: This is my suntzer. This is my poster. 40 minutes explaining that to the stranger. Yeah. Wait, what the hell? Is this a Jerry Springer episode? Nope. This is my real life. Welcome to the world of, this is welcome to the world of Glick. The one, yeah, serial killer, but he's now in the next Ted Bundy. Well, that, that's, uh,
Speaker: Ted Bundy was a handsome man, very charismatic, very charming and and good looking. Well, now summer's got Ted Bundy 2 .0. The the whole Jeff losing his voice because of the kids. Oh, because Kevin just found a pack of matches and a Lysol can. Oh, so you got a little pyro too.
Speaker: Oh my god, dude. Somebody else has gotten in trouble. And literally, my life has more perfumes than a fucking, you know, Sears perfume department. And, you know, there's not a whole lot that's flammable in my house except for everything I fucking built. Yeah.
Speaker: because I built out of wood. Yeah. And I found a, I found a pile of matches. There had to be like 25 matches in there burnt in the bathroom. And then I found another set in my bedroom and I was like, what the fuck? And I lost it. I screamed. Yeah. I have, my neighbors were like, everything. Okay. I was like, go away. You're dealing with a little pyro too.
Speaker: No, the funny is the excuse. Why did you do this? I don't know. Well, I don't know who's going to get his ass whipped. Summer was dealing with one. Hopefully, you was. Me and that boy are going to have to have a... I just told Summer, I said, him and I are going to have to have a sit down and have a serious conversation when you all move up here. He's not going to like me for a little while. Yeah, Parker said he likes to see flames.
Speaker: I wish I would get an answer like that. That's not disturbing or anything like that. I like to see flames. Remember that when he's standing over your bed with a fucking kitchen knife. What are you doing? I like to see blood mom. What's his name? I can't remember his name.
Speaker: I can't say anything. I used to build explosives and a friend and I allegedly may or may not have done extensive damage to a bridge and it needed to be repaired in Batasco. When we were like either 10 years old, I've played with plenty of fire, but I don't do it in the house. Oh my God. None of our kids are perfect. What are you talking about? I've had to have serious conversations. I've had to have with these three. Oh my God. You have no idea.
Speaker: Nobody's kids are perfect. I'm not singling them out. I'm not picking on him alone. You got one to pick on. I literally just said that that Austin and I had a fucking screaming match in my bedroom today. And that was the last thing I wanted to do. I feel like shit. Yeah, all because I answered all because I asked her to take a load of laundry down to the basement and put it in the wash. Oh, wow. I was while I was folding.
Speaker: and putting away three loads of laundry. That included - Well, Michelle's the worst. Michelle's the worst. Like last night, she was laying in bed, crying. And I came out and I said, Michelle, what's wrong? Nothing. Michelle, what's wrong? Nothing. After about 50 times, I started to lose my mind. I was like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker: And finally, she said, I want to do sleep with mommy. Since we're in the fucking bed, I don't care. Just shut the fuck up. I want to go to sleep. No, I was folding laundry and stuff like that and putting laundry away today. And I said, hey, Austin, will you take this down and throw it in the wash for me? It was literally one load of laundry. And I was like, and if there's enough room, go ahead and throw some of your guys' clothes that you piled up down there. Well, that turned into a whole herd telling me that I don't do anything and I make them do everything when they
Speaker: come over on the weekends and I'm like, are you serious? Because the only thing I ever asked you guys to do. Yeah. I think about this all week. They're coming this weekend. I better leave all the dirty laundry. Yeah. I was like, all I, yeah. All I ever asked you guys to do is clean up after yourselves. And then when you're here, I, you, you do dishes one night and Alexa does or buggy does dishes the next night. Yeah.
Speaker: I was like, but usually the dishes are all done. And if they're not done when they, when you guys do get here, I'd do them Friday before I even cook. I was like, but the apartment's cleaned up. You don't ever have to clean up after me. I just asked you guys to clean up after yourselves. And I was like, and you guys don't even fucking do that right now. So Kevin, Kevin sweeps like he's using a push broom.
Speaker: Mm -hmm, you know, he pushes away all that drives me fucking insane. Yeah. Well, that's what this one's like, dude, I've showed you how to do this So I told her I was like, you know what if you don't like it I'll do the laundry
Speaker: I'll, I'll, I'll take it down. I'll do all the laundry. I'll work 40 hours a week. And I was like, no, I was like, I was like, and you just sit there and just be happy. All right. I told her, I said, you can, you can fold and put the laundry away because I would much rather just have to go put it in the washer and put it in the dryer and bring it up here and not have to worry about it. So yeah, definitely. She's like, well, we're all old enough that we could just do it for ourselves. And I was like, but you won't.
Speaker: I was like, you guys take a shower and throw your towels on the floor. You won't even hang them up. You throw your clothes on the floor. I have three missing towels. I can't find three of my towels. I'm like, there's a basket for dirty clothes and I should just throw your clothes in there. That's all you got to do. And you won't do that. So what the fuck makes you think that you're going to fold and put your laundry away? Yeah.
Speaker: I was like, I said, I know I was like, I know you guys don't act like this. It's your fucking mom's house. I said, you guys come over here and act like you don't give a goddamn and then get mad at me because I asked you to do a couple things. I was like, hey, no way in hell. Yeah. So, yeah. When you're doing it is a lot louder. Oh, no, we were we were we were yelling and screaming at each other. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Like I said, and I was in no mood, did I not? I didn't feel, I haven't felt good, I haven't been sleeping, so the last thing I wanted to do is get into a yelling match with her. Like I said, had I been feeling a little bit better, she might have kind of rock bottom. She had woken up downstairs. The one thing I've always said, like, I don't know about you, but when I was a kid, if I did something wrong, I got my ass kicked. And I don't like dealing out that kind of punishment.
Speaker: but there's times where it's like it's needed. I totally get why my parents beat my ass when I was a kid. But of course then I got summer to wants to think that I'm picking on Parker. Now she's mad at me. I'm not picking on Parker. I'm gonna build and send you a fucking doghouse to sleep in. I might as well. It's gonna be shaped like a fucking coffin. I'm not picking on Parker. All of our kids are
Speaker: fucking punk. Jeff, kids are punk. My kids are punk. My kids, anybody who listens to this, their kids are punk. Well, that's the problem. That's the, that's the problem. Mine are too. And so is partner, you know? And it's not like you set out to spoil them.
Speaker: It just happens. You know, I mean, I get the spoiled brats like the fucking like some Kardashian motherfucker that literally is like, oh, you want, you want 14 laptops? No problem. Here you go. You know, that's spoiled. But spoiled as in my kids don't understand the concept that that if you bite into an apple and leave it there, that apple still costs fucking money. Yeah, right. Or I buy, you know, we've discussed the milk situation.
Speaker: Our milk down here comes in boxes. You know, liters of milk. A liter of cola. And I buy a box of 12 at a time. And I kid you not, that 12 liters of milk will be gone by Wednesday. And then they bitch because there's no fucking milk.
Speaker: They went through, I bought 12 boxes this morning, I guarantee you at least two are gone already. Because they each use one liter to pour on their fucking cereal. And cereal, I can't keep cereal in the house, it goes too fast. They eat it like chips or like popcorn.
Speaker: We were watching fucking Ghostbusters and Kevin grabbed the box of cereal and started just reaching in the fucking bag. And I'm like, what are you doing? I'm hungry. I don't have that problem. I don't have that problem. I don't have that problem. I was buying milk. I was buying like a gallon of it. Do you have a certain cereal that is just dad cereal? Uh, typically my Captain Crunchberry.
Speaker: right well i'm more of a uh... i don't know what it's called i don't buy it i don't know what it was very much it was very much no no i usually uh... i can't remember what it was called i am bought it first the problem is mine is mine is also very expensive like five dollars box and
Speaker: I don't buy it because if somebody finds it, they'll fucking just eat it. But I literally bought four boxes of cereal today, and I guarantee you one of them's already gone. How about two boxes of Froot Loops, two boxes of Frost and Flakes, and I guarantee you one of the boxes of Froot Loops is gone. And I think I found about,
Speaker: I used to buy milk. I'd buy like a gallon at a time but then I was just throwing so much milk out and uh
Speaker: then it was uh then I then I just started buying half gallons and even still because they just don't they don't drink milk and you know they don't really eat a whole lot of cereal I mean for the most part it's just everything else that they they go through and pile drive through yeah well it's like uh
Speaker: My kids are allowed to have soda when we have like pizza or burgers or something, but nine percent of the time, you know, I always have soda in the house for me. That's all I fucking drink because I'm free. Well, but what kind of pop are they allowed to have? Well, no, like if like last night we ordered pizza and I went and got a three liter coat. Go with it. Because I typically won't let them like they could have pop. Usually I'll buy them their own, but it's like
Speaker: I buy them root beer, or Dr. Pepper, or the orange pop, stuff that doesn't have a fuck ton of caffeine in it, like Coca -Peps or Mountain Dew. Right. Well, it's like, I buy them a three liter of, there's a, it's called, I can't remember the name of the brand, but it's orange juice. Yeah, like Sunny D or something like that? Yeah, it's like it actually kind of tastes like Sunny D, but it's actually bottled, it's a Coca -Cola product.
Speaker: But, uh, yeah. And I, you know, I usually, when I go to OXO to pick up Coke, I'll pick up at the old house, I'd pick up a thing of Coke, thing of juice, and my cigarettes every morning. Well, the OXO we're at now doesn't carry the juice. So when I go to the grocery store, I pick up three or four juices and it won't last the day. Yeah. No, I, I typically buy them like, um,
Speaker: like Capri Suns and stuff like that. But every once in a while, I'll buy them pop. But like I said, it's usually like Sprite or, uh, orange pop or root beer or something that doesn't have a fuck ton of caffeine in it. Right. So, yeah, I don't, I'm not giving them Mountain Dew and Pepsi. Uh, just because. Give him, remember, Joe Cola? Yeah. Yeah. That's the last thing. Yeah. That's just the last thing that they need is energy drinks or fucking. Exactly.
Speaker: coffee or whatever, but you know. Well, that's the one thing I don't remember running out of is coffee because I'm the only one. Yeah. Yeah. That's just me. I mean, to each their own, if, you know, if somebody wants to let their kid drink Mountain Dew or whatever, whatever. I'm hyped up on Mountain Dew. Yeah. I'll come with you like a spider monkey check. But it's like, you know, like we don't, we don't order food very often.
Speaker: because it gets expensive when there's four of you, which I'm sure you know. It's expensive when there's only one of you. Yeah, well, not two. Well, it's like... Trust me. I don't know about you, but when I go to McDonald's, I have to get a value menu, you know, one of the value menus, you know, and then I usually have to get two burgers as well.
Speaker: or at least typically I just, yeah, just depending on how I'm feeling. Yeah. Usually I'm good with like, I'll get a big Mac and the big Mac meal, big Mac, large fry, large coat, or, you know, or a quarter pound or whatever the case may be. But that's all I get. Sometimes, sometimes if I'm like, if I haven't eaten it all all day long, I'll get like the quarter pounder meal or the big Mac meal and then I'll get like a six piece.
Speaker: but I'm not going crazy. It's not like I'm getting a quarter pounder and I buy like, I buy like two, uh, you know, single patty burgers are like on the dollar menu because a regular McDonald's meal. When I was a kid in my twenties and stuff, Oh yeah, that I'd be good in my forties. I'm like, fuck this in the food, man. I don't need more. Like last night I ate, I ate almost a full pizza by myself.
Speaker: Yeah, buddy of mine, Kevin, that does that shit, man. Went back in the day when him and I used to hang out every weekend. He'd, uh, when I lived here in town, I would say the other side of town, but I literally lived less than five minutes over there. And Kevin, Kevin and his wife bought their house years ago. They live right around the corner from me, but there was a little Caesars at the end of my road. So Kevin would come over and on his way over, he'd stop and get like three pizzas and he literally eat one of them by himself.
Speaker: Little Caesar's pizza here tastes like dog shit. Little Caesar's pizza is gross. Yeah. But you still eat it because it is what it is. It's, it's, it's food. I don't, I'm not, I'm not a foodie. I'm like, Oh, I'm going to cook it with this and this and make it. Fuck that. I just need something to put in my stomach. Pretty much. But if, when it comes down to it, if I'm going to get pizza, I'm going to get the good shit.
Speaker: I'm not going to buy a little Caesar's unless I'm broke. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. But let's take a break real quick. I gotta go find some chicken and grab some more beer. And then when we come back, if you're down to, we can do the top ten and we'll just continue to shoot some more. I'm kind of. I was kind of. Yeah, I know. I just.
Speaker: I wasn't trying to say anything negative. No, trust me, she's gotten on me before. I treat him just like I treat the other three. I'm not treating anybody any different. Well, we'll bring that up in the third hour, but I'm often curious about that.
Speaker: of the the the favor to speak when it comes to you don't have a favorite favoritism thing. I think she's just more um we'll we'll be back. We'll be back in a few minutes. We'll we'll bring that up. We'll be right back. Enjoy a little. I'll piss myself. Black top mojo. Yeah, go piss yourself. Well, black top mojo off the uh burning the ships album here for you guys. I lost my son.
Speaker: Here we go. No free ads on the podcast.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: I've got all the right. You're under the machine. You don't need so much pollution. All too scary and all too nice confusion. You keep on with your persecution.
Speaker: We will bring no revolution You can't put back the right button It's not for me, it's something that's not real for you I'm gonna assume you'll never change my mind You take me to the high ground in the middle of the night Walk me to get my best breath You'll see that we'll never die
Speaker: if
Speaker: How's this music going? Why can't they keep showing off?
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: You want yourself down on this, but this girl will never die!
Speaker: I'll be there for you, I'll be there for you I'll be there for you, I'll be there for you I'll be there for you, I'll be there for you I'll be there for you, I'll be there for you
Speaker: Hell yeah! I'm right back. I just sent you a little Snapchat. Stop that motion. Turn that off. Welcome back everybody.
Speaker: Hopefully you, uh, enjoyed a little blacktop mojo. I was called chains off the, uh, turn this camera off the burden of shifts album. And as we've said several times, you guys aren't already, or if you don't know who they are, go look up blacktop mojo. Oh, basically anywhere and everywhere you stream music at or on all social media.
Speaker: Give them a listen. Let them know we sent you. Those are our guys. They allow us to play their music on the, on the podcast. Good night, Joe. Um,
Speaker: And then while you're at it, go ahead and feel free to check us out on all social media, uh, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Tik TOK at nonsensical nonsense. Um, you can also catch us live on Wednesdays at 6 PM and Saturdays at 8 PM on Haps, YouTube, Twitch, Twitter, and, uh, Facebook. And then you get every episode of the podcast on anchor Spotify, uh, Google play Apple podcasts, basically anywhere and everywhere you get your, uh, your little podcast fixings for.
Speaker: Go give us a like and go give us a follow go check us out give Jeff the old double -thumbing and if you would like to email us you can always email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com And this guy would just time everything perfectly to where he just fails right is we're coming back from That's usually how it works really come back in with with the top ten lists
Speaker: here. I got to find my top 10 list. There it is. Oh, where's it at? There it is. Okay. So we got a top 10 list that I'm going to give you guys. And then I don't know if we're going to do that right away or if we're just going to continue our conversation that we were having about kids and this, that and the other thing.
Speaker: And speaking of kids, some of them were rented out, just so you know. Probably still listening. Um.
Speaker: There we go. But yeah, Summer, you got ratted out. I walked out there, they grabbed a couple of beers, and Austin was like, what the heck is Mama talking about? I was like, I don't know. I don't even know what you're talking about. She said you guys were Snapchatting each other. And she showed me the snap, and I was like, ah. So that's how it's going to be, huh? That's how it's going to be.
Speaker: Not only do I end up in the doghouse for not doing anything, but you're also trying to be sneaky behind my back. That's okay. It is what it is. As soon as Jeff gets back, we'll roll into the top 10 here.
Speaker: Got a little Thanksgiving inspired top 10, we got the top 10 Thanksgiving desserts. Who doesn't love a little, who doesn't love a little dessert action in their life? You know what I mean? I don't know how long it takes one to go unlock a gate, but apparently forever. It seems.
Speaker: but I digress, what the hell do I know? I could've just kept playing black -hot motion. And y 'all would've never been the wiser. You could've just accused me of taking a shit during the show, that's all. I hate how he just like, randomly just like, oh, gotta go, because it completely derails me and everything else.
Speaker: come back in here like all right we'll come back here we got this we got this so we got that and then you come back and he's like oh i gotta go i'll be right back what the fuck man come on bro try and do a show give this give this woman a key she can let herself in the old damn gate make the most sense to me what the hell do i know
Speaker: What do y 'all think? That would make pretty good fucking sense just to give her a key. Instead you get to listen to me coherently ramble and a lot of dead air. So that's always enjoyable.
Speaker: Right? How about we just do this to kill the dead air and allow me to go run and do something real quick?
Speaker: It's a short one, so hopefully it'll be better. A little bit more black, not maple.
Speaker: We got right there every time you come home
Speaker: speak the words i want to hear sweet nothings from the mountains like an ever i'll stay lonely i'mma dump your fuck on time you hungry eyes upon me like a monster in the night we love you don't know a thing we can call you in real life but i might break your down
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: you
Speaker: Hell yeah! I'm here.
Speaker: A little more blacktop mojo before you don't got a leash. I picked a short one hoping he'd be bagging time because as I said before, he started to play blacktop mojo after I floundered around. There's nothing better than we come back from breaking. You're like, oh, I got to go. Yeah, well, they change the light. They change the locks on the gate because the locks broke. So we had to get all new keys and we haven't yet to actually find the time to actually go get a copy for her. Hey, Joe.
Speaker: We know you've already used that excuse twice in like the last two months, maybe three months. It's obvious I can't leave the kids home alone because they're burned down the fucking joint. Don't summon our daughter to do your evil bidding, woman.
Speaker: First and foremost, I'm sorry if I upset you. I was not trying to single out and or pick on Parker. What do I want? What do I want? What do you think I want? Tell your dad all his names suck and that you like these names. It's not normal.
Speaker: And that leads us right back or goes into the conversation we were having right before we took a break, Jeff. And that's exactly what I was going to say, because you said you have a hard time with favorite. I don't really think I have a favorite center. And if I had to pick a, if I, I have a favorite, I'm just saying, I had to pick favorites. It would probably be Parker and cash at the end of the day. That's just because that's a guy thing. It's like, uh, you know, you can be rough and tumbly or like, you know, you
Speaker: So you don't know my, you don't know my girls very well. Well, I know, but you know what I mean. Yeah. But no, what I was going to say is I feel like... There's not a guy on the planet that does want to have a boy. Yeah. I feel like Summer thinks that I pick on Parker Moore because he's just your stepson and I've never looked at Parker like just my stepson. Right. So I just, I'm not there full time yet.
Speaker: to help be a parent. So there's things that when they get up here that, you know, Parker and I got to talk about and we got to lay some ground rules and we're going to have some conversations. Well, hopefully, you know, Summer's a very good mom and he'll be, she'll definitely take care of that. I'm not going to come in full force dickhead mode. One second. I gotta move something.
Speaker: Gotta lay ground rules and expectations and stuff like that. I do the same thing with my three I Honestly do believe that you'll be broke have him broken of his You know what
Speaker: We're not in the middle of a podcast or anything, Jeff. Just do what you gotta do. I'm here. I just have to move in because it's starting to rain. I can just, I, I'm just kidding. We'll just, we'll just call this the Blacktop Mojo episode. I'll just play Blacktop Mojo the whole time. It'd be like, it'd be like the Kevin Holly show. Good night, pretty girl. I love you. Sorry that I suck and you are clearly pissed off at me.
Speaker: We'll just wait in silence for Jeff to come back and finish what he's doing. Are you good now? Can we finish the show? Can we do the rest of the show now? Yeah, sorry. It's literally starting to rain. I didn't mean to interrupt you and bother you with our podcast tonight. I'm sorry to inconvenience you, sir. No, it's literally starting to piss down rain. See if I can piss you off, too. It literally starts moving across.
Speaker: Oh, it does. It does. It did the same thing when I lived at Charleston. It'd be like blue skies, sun in the sky, and it would just be pouring out rain. And you can see it come across the room. Yeah. Across the whole area. And you could watch it. It would be like, it would be on one side of the road. The other side of the road wouldn't have a single drop. Yeah. It's a weird concept, but it happens here a lot. Just trying to move everything around. I got stuff in the bed and everything else. Let's just roll it to the top, Ted, because I'm on it.
Speaker: I'm already a terrible fucking person, so. I got that going for me tonight. Good thing I bought more beer. Right? Because I'm going to need it too straight. Isn't that what beer's for? My too certain. My oldest one thinks I'm an asshole. My fiance thinks I'm an asshole. Let's get fucking hammered tonight, boys. It just sounds like there's a common denominator there. I know. I'm an asshole.
Speaker: Well, I'll tell you what's not an asshole, Jeffrey. And that's Thanksgiving. He's probably an asshole to the Indians, but.
Speaker: Oh, you can't say Indian, sir. You got to have to say Native American. You got to be more woke than that. Well, sir, you can't say Native American either. You're fucking wrong. It's indigenous person. Oh, for fuck's sake. No. I don't know. They're on this whole fucking kick. They've jumped on the bandwagon, much like the African Americans, who 99 % of them aren't from Africa. I was going to say. The indigenous people have jumped on board with calling white people colonizers too.
Speaker: So here's what it is. Either way, we're talking good stuff here. We're talking Thanksgiving. Talking food. We're talking about desserts. Yeah. We're talking food. Your top 10, your top 10 Thanksgiving desserts. Oh, well, I already know my number one. Number one, number 10 coming in. Number 10 on the list. This actually comes in on the list twice.
Speaker: different variations of it. Number 10, the caramel apple pie. Okay, three times. Yeah, the pie consists of three simple parts, spiced apple filling, buttery flaky crust, and of course, ooey gooey caramel.
Speaker: Hell yeah. Who can't get down on a good old fashioned American apple pie right there, bubba. Number nine on the list, which I have honestly, and I do enjoy this, but I've never had this version. Number nine is pumpkin cheesecake bars. Oh, I'm down. I love cheesecakes. Sounds amazing. I love cheesecakes. I love pumpkin pie.
Speaker: Switch up your regular pumpkin pie recipe and try this, this, this delicious world pumpkin cheesecake bars instead. Pumpkin cheesecake. So it sounds good. I definitely would like to try it. I would try to figure out how to make that. Oh, so I'll be right back. Go ahead and keep going. I'm listening. What the hell?
Speaker: Number eight on the list. I'm not a fan of this in any variation shape and or form, but the pecan or pecan. I love pecan pie. Shut your pie hole. Depending upon where you come from or how you say it, pecan or pecan, I say pecan. But these are pecan cupcakes with spiced vanilla frosting made with finely ground pecans, cinnamon, and nutmeg. These spiced cupcakes are perfect for things too.
Speaker: Number seven on the list, again, the pecans, pecan pie bars. That's just a variation of the pumpkin pie bars though, I'm assuming. Everyone's favorite pie now in a handheld form. So it's a pecan pie, just in like a little brownie form.
Speaker: I don't know. Costco has pecan pies that I swear to God. The problem with them are is they're so goddamn sweet. One bite will put you into a diabetic. Diabetic. Yeah, I don't like pecan pie. I don't like pecans. Number six on the list coming in strong with its second version. The apple pie with stenciled crust. Stenciled. What's stenciled?
Speaker: It's just your regular apple pie with like a design on the top. Yeah. She, she pressed it. Yeah. Yeah. I get that. Yeah. A lot of people did like the, they did like, yeah, they do like the braid across it. You'd have, you know, horizontally, vertically, horizontal, vertically. I mean, I'm also the kind of guy that will just eat apple pie filling right out of the can.
Speaker: don't true that true that this is just like uh there's apparently a uh which is why I'm not there's a pipe house there's a yeah there's a pie crust stencil that you can buy so it's just basically little squiggly designs okay I get that that's number six number five on the list apple fritters I love a good apple fritter who doesn't but I always thought of those more of a like a breakfast is going to be well yeah but it also just reminds me of like fair food like going to the street fair
Speaker: Yeah, tucked inside the brown sugar batter spiked with fresh apple cider as a combo of chopped and grated Granny Smiths that add tons of texture and a tart edge to the sugar dusted shallow fried apple fritters. Yeah, but I gotta go with the, I can't, I can't go with the Granny Smiths. I gotta, I gotta have the apple seeds. Johnny Apples. And the Granny Smiths are good. I like the Granny Smith, don't get me wrong, but I like the Johnny Appleseed apples better. I like the Granny Smith and the Honeycrisp apples.
Speaker: Oh yeah. There's honey crisp apples and big old fuckers. Yeah. Number four on the list is the flourless chocolate walnut cookies. I say I'm not a big fan of chocolate. Yeah. I'm not a big, big chocolate guy myself either, but these, these chewy, deep, deeply chocolatey, chocolatey cookies are perfectly balanced with a pinch of flaky salt.
Speaker: to make it use dark chocolate chips and a keto friendly sugar substitute in these chewy chocolate cookies. Number three on the list. It's because you got to take care of everybody. You got to look out for everybody is the vegan apple cake. This cake. I want all the vegans. I want anything anti vegan.
Speaker: It's vegan, gluten -free and totally delicious with warm, spicy and fluffy vegan buttercream frosting. I have discovered that vegan desserts are actually just as good as the non -vegan desserts. It's not the same.
Speaker: That's like I want a burger. It's diet. Fuck you. No, it's not. It's not. Yeah, it's it's the same dude. They taste the same. It's not like I'm going to go to Burger King and get a burger, but I'm vegan. So give me the plant based burger. You're never going to convince me that tofu or plant based no plant plant based burgers or steaks are going to taste the same. One of my one of my friends
Speaker: Growing up in high school, he was in the Boy Scouts with me. His whole family was vegetarian, and they would have tofu burgers, and oh, they were disgusting. Yeah. Number two on this. When he was trying a real burger, he was like, wow, fuck vegan shits. He's like, I'm not a vegetarian anymore, fuck this. Yeah. Number two on this list is something, yeah. I am an omnivore. I am a carnivore, and I need fresh meat.
Speaker: I am an omnivore. I eat both plants and meat. No, an omnivore only eats plants. What's the one that eats both? I thought it was an omnivore. A human. No, omnivore is literally the vegetarian of the dinosaur world, and then the carnivore only eats meat. Yeah, but there's one that's... I don't know. It's not my hill to die on.
Speaker: Looking it up. Are you sure you want to challenge me? Yeah, okay, so I was right but you came in so so confident But anytime I've ever heard omnivore I've always thought of the like the stegosaurus only eats plants and
Speaker: a herbivore herb. Let's see. That's what I can see. That's yeah. Yeah. I knew I was right. Yeah. An omnivore eats uh food. I was in dinosaurs. I was in the dinosaurs when I was like five. So, okay. You know, it's not a dinosaur thing. It's a thing. I know but well, I've always had animals alive today or there's animals alive today. They're either they're carnivores or herbivores or they're omnivores. I don't know. You say carnivore. I
Speaker: Anyways, number two on number two on Yeah, you thought about it for a second You had that brief thought Yeah, that brief thought was like he's wrong terms. He had that brief thought where usually yeah, you're that brief The only hill I will die on time is the vegans or retards. Oh
Speaker: Trust me, you're not going to you're not going to be on that hill alone. Nobody died. We're winning that fight. Yes, because you are vegan. You have to take you. Anyways, we're not going into that number two on the list. I want to go into that, but. I'm trying to finish this fucking top 10. Yeah. Number two on this list. I've never had, but now that I've seen it, I kind of want to try it.
Speaker: Okay. It is a pumpkin chocolate chip bread. Okay. So it's like, like, it's like carrot cake. It's like a banana nut. It's like a banana nut bread. Pumpkin instead of carrots. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's like banana nut bread, but it's pumpkin and chocolate chips. So it's a grated fresh ginger, ginger, gingers. So they, they made it with gingers.
Speaker: the soulless ginger. Just killed a bunch of redheads. Get my fucking bread motherfucker. Great. Grated fresh ginger stirred right into the batter makes this plush moist pumpkin bread recipe extra special and spicy and the warm melted chocolate chips keep it sweet. I kind of like to try that and number one as if anything else could top this
Speaker: numero, oh no. I know what it is. The pumpkin pie. Fuckin' A. That is my number one. You know, out of everything I look forward to the year, Thanksgiving is the best because it has pumpkin pie, period, end of story. There's nothing better. I will eat pumpkin pie all year round. I will take pumpkin pie over a birthday cake. I will take pumpkin pie over an ice cream cake. That reminds me of Costco tomorrow.
Speaker: Yeah. So, I know you said you were going to bed, baby, but if you're still listening, just so you know, on my birthday, you can never go wrong with pumpkin pie.
Speaker: No, you know, oh that reminds me are you uh for birthdays and stuff? Are you a cake guy or or no? I don't like cake. I'm not I hate cake and I don't like cake here you would hate with the the passion of a thousand sons Because they use they they most of the cakes here are what they call tres leches Which means it's basically soggy And disgusting
Speaker: Well, I just, I don't like the icing on cake. It's too sweet. It's too sugary. Now Kroger's has this whipped creamy frosting that they use.
Speaker: Okay. Like a buttermilk. That is. Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't think of what it's like a buttermilk frosting, which is fucking. It's not, it's not as sweet. Like, yeah, it's like really good. Uh, there was a show we used to watch where, where, where the mom in the show would, would hide frosting so she could like binge on it. I'm like, Oh, you're a freak. Because that's great. I just, I've never been, I yeah, I've just, I've never been a big cake person. I'm not a big fan of cake. No, I don't want cake. Make me a pie.
Speaker: Yeah. Typically I go for like an ice cream cake for my birthday, but, or a pumpkin pie. The only cake I like is carrot cake. I love a good carrot cake. I don't like carrot cake, but, uh, but there's the top 10 of, uh, of Thanksgiving. That came from, um, yeah, that came from, uh, good housekeeping.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. I read that all the time. Well, it's a magazine. I mean, you know what it is. I know. I know what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So, most people know what it is but that's where that list came from and you know, I didn't even look at the list. I just, I didn't, I didn't look at the list. I've just seen where it came from and I was like, okay, I think, I think this is going to be a good rest. I can agree with that. The reliable source don't really have to factor. So, yeah.
Speaker: So then I, then I looked, I opened it up and I looked at it and I was like, yeah, this is what I thought that I kind of pumpkin pie was in there a couple of times, which is what I expected. And I expected to pecan pie to be in there. I don't, I don't like pecan pie, but I expected it to be in there and you got, I don't like pecans. Yeah. I don't like pecans. So why would I like a pie?
Speaker: The only problem I have, like I said, with pecan pie, if the one at Costco is so goddamn sweet and so goddamn big, it will go bad before you eat it all. That is the biggest problem with pecan pie. Some are super, super sweet and others are just perfect. And my grandmother used to make one that was fucking perfect. Not too sweet, just flawless. But the one at Costco,
Speaker: I like it, I'll buy it, and I'll end up throwing over half of it away because it's too sweet to eat. Damn it, it's good. And it's worth the $12 that it costs too. But like this time of year right now, Costco, they have them. I kid you not, they have 14 inch round fucking pumpkin pies.
Speaker: at Costco. And the same 14 to 15 inches are huge. And pumpkin pies, I don't even fucking cut it. I just grab a fork.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's how I am. I just I get up everybody else I can cut up because I mean one tonight I buy a tub of cool whip. Yeah Whip goes into the cool whip
Speaker: get a dollop out, fork goes into the pumpkin pie. How? No, no, no, it's worse. You get your fork bite on your fork. No, because I'm weird like that. I don't want pumpkin pie, I don't want pumpkin pie bittles in my Cool Whip when I put it back in the freezer. That's just a reason to eat the Cool Whip out of the container. Yeah, but I'm already going in with the spoon and getting Cool Whip and then I'm diving into the pumpkin pie and I take my bite. You eat it with a spoon?
Speaker: Yeah, you get more. You get more. Yes. Try it. Try it. Try it. Don't try it. Try it. I'll change your life. Try it. Eat it with a spoon. Eat it with a spoon. I can't do it. I can't do it. Just try it. Just try it. It would feel weird. I know it. It does feel weird. Don't get me wrong. It feels weird the first couple times. I've eaten with spoons because literally any time you go to a party, they hand you a fucking little bit of plastic spoon. Yeah. It does. It feels dirty.
Speaker: But when you're sitting on the couch with a tub of Cool Whip, yeah, when you're sitting on the couch by yourself alone and you got a tub of Cool Whip and a pumpkin pie, you got to, you got to, you got to, lay it on the couch naked with pie on your, on your stomach. Well, I mean, you don't have to be naked, but when you're sitting on the couch by yourself on Thanksgiving, you got a tub of Cool Whip and a pumpkin pie all to yourself and you're just like, nobody's around. I got my spoon. Oddly enough, I could just see that.
Speaker: I'm telling you, try it with a spoon. Try it with a spoon. Cool whip. Pumpkin pie. Mouth. With a spoon. You'll, you'll, you'll thank me later. I'm telling you. I still say reverse is way better because I'm going to finish off the cool whip anyways.
Speaker: If you want to do either way, just try it with a spoon. However, however you want to do it, just try it with a spoon. It'll change your fucking life. And you'll and you'll thank me later. I'm telling you, just try it. I can't do it. Just just try it. I'm not telling you to do it forever. Just try it. Just try it. Just try it. Yeah, it's it's like sucking a dick, Jeff. You never know unless you try it. And we all know you've tried it more than once.
Speaker: I realize this is like the 50th or 70th time that I've sucked a dick, but I'm still not pretty sure. I'm not sure if I like it or not. Let me try it again. I don't know. It's, it's, it's a weird concept. I mean, uh, but it happens more often than not that you're handed a spoon with your cake.
Speaker: It happens more often than not that you're offered a dick to cook. No, that you're handed a spoon with your cake or pie. No, I totally get that because a lot of times when you go to like birthday parties and they're doing cake and ice cream and you know, whatever, but I'm telling you the game changer, the game changer, when you're eating a pie, especially because you're a fat ass like you and I, and you're generally eating the pie by yourself and you've got your
Speaker: But I'm telling you the game changer in this situation and in this scenario scenario if you're a prick Is the spoon the grammar please Yeah is I'm telling you just try Just try it
Speaker: Oh, this is the hill. Chris is going to die on. I will die. You know what? And I'm going to be standing on this hill. By yourself. When you come, I'm going to be like, duh, duh, duh, duh. And you ever come back and you're like, nah, dude, Chris, I tried it. I got a spoon. And you were right.
Speaker: My life has changed. I'm a better man for this. Why did you not tell me about this years ago? I've eaten it. I've eaten it with a spoon, but it's my problem is like, well, you're doing it wrong. It sticks. It sticks to the fork. Yeah. Well, you're doing it wrong. Anyways, you go pie, then then whip. You've got to go whip, then pie with the spoon. Well, you get it's a ratio thing. It's a ratio thing. If it was up to me, if it was up to me, I'd just take the entire tub of cool whip and put it on my pumpkin pie.
Speaker: Well, yeah, I agree. I agree. I agree. Oh, yeah. But the thing about going if you're eating cake or pie and someone offers you ice cream, do you put it on the same fucking plate? Yeah. Oh, I can't do that. That's gross. Or I might put it on top of my pie. Oh, apple pie a la mode. Oh, God. Shut your word mouth. That's terrible. There's a little caramel on top of it. No, no, no. I'm down with the caramel on the ice cream. I'm down with that.
Speaker: Ice cream on top. There's nothing better. I can't do soggy food. If something is soggy, I'm done. I can see that with cake. But here's the thing. A nice, fresh, warm slice of apple pie. Right? You throw just a little spoonful, a dollop, a vanilla bean ice cream on top of it.
Speaker: And then you get your little squeegee, uh, caramel or caramel, whatever. And you just little on the ice cream and then you go ice cream. Look, you go ice cream pie. Your pie doesn't get soggy and you get that nice mixture plate. And I take a coffee mug and I put my ice cream in that. Oh, well, you mean you can do that. Yeah. I'm just saying again, another game changer that nice, fresh, hot, warm apple pie.
Speaker: There's nothing worse than having anything soggy. But your pie doesn't get soggy. I get that. But in my mind it will. But you get the warm, crisp apple pie and the cold vanilla bean ice cream all in one bite. And it only works with vanilla bean ice cream.
Speaker: Yeah. Not like regular vanilla bean. Remember the restaurant friendlies? Oh yeah. Mount Vernon. Yeah. And they had that deep fried ice cream. My grandma used to make some killer deep fried ice cream. Amazing. I'm still trying to figure out how to make it that home. Yeah. My grandma used to make it and that shit was so good. But yeah, I'm telling you. I literally buy one kind of ice cream and then I just eat the entire pint.
Speaker: This is true. That's why I buy this small little tub. Yeah, I buy a little tub. And I buy, there's, as I've stated multiple times, I'm not a chocolate guy. No, I don't like chocolate. I like vanilla ice cream all day or a day. Chocolate, crunch, Nestle ice cream is the game changer of all game changers. Well, that's just the crunch candy bar and vanilla ice cream, right? Pretty much. No, no, no. Chocolate ice cream with crunch bar in it.
Speaker: Oh, okay. And I'm not a chocolate guy. You know what I got the other day. What's that? You know, the Rolos, you remember the Rolos? Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, chocolate with caramel one side of them. Well, last weekend, it was just cash and I, the girls didn't come over again. But so we, we stopped at the dollar store, I had to grab a couple things and they had
Speaker: Little little single ice cream little pints or whatever they are Cashers like oh, can I get some kick that ice cream? I looked I was like oh I love rollers. That's when they got roll of ice cream. Have you ever had moose tracks ice cream? Not a fan of it. I don't like it. Really? Oh, yeah, I don't like I like I like ice cream with nuts in it
Speaker: The vanilla ice cream With the rollers little tiny miniature rollers in right, right
Speaker: man. I was in **** heaven with that **** boy. Oh, **** man. Well, um but that was one of my favorite chocolate. Like, I love chocolate and and and caramel together. I love caramel. Not caramel any. Yeah. Yeah. Um like, you know, um and I mean, I can never find Rolos anymore because it's like one of those random treats that are like, oh, you know, Rolos in a minute. You know, let me get, let me get a, yeah, let me get a thing of
Speaker: And I see that ice cream and I was like game changer. Let's get it. This is like, I don't like snicker bars. I like his Snickers. I like Snickers. I love Snickers. I can't eat a whole Snickers bar. Oh yeah. I need a fucking sweet. They're way too fucking sweet. That's what I love about Halloween. I'd rather take a boot to the face. Yeah. That's what I love about Halloween.
Speaker: I don't need a lot of chocolate, but like Snickers and baby roosts like I love those three musketeers are good Yeah, but I can't eat a whole one Speaking of Halloween Yeah No, no, no, it's two bars one package and
Speaker: So it looks like a king size. It was literally two regular size Snickers bar. What's the king size are up here?
Speaker: Yeah. If you go buy a king size Snickers or a king size baby Ruth. But it's all a bar. No, it's two separate ones. Okay. So yeah, basically a king size. But she'll buy those. And she's like, here I got, you know, there's two packages. So there's one Snickers bar for everybody. And the kids will gobble them down. And I'll literally, I'll eat half of mine and really just sit for 25, 30 minutes. And then I'll go, I might take another bite. And then I take the other bite and go into a diabetic coma.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, that's what I love about Halloween because you get the little bite size. So like today I was at CVS because as I said, I've got this fucking toothache. So I was buying every two thing I could find. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I got like all I even got like this tooth repair kit that I bought that I feel like does work. I'm just fighting a little bit of an infection in my gums right now. So I got to battle through that. But they had all their Halloween candy on sale.
Speaker: 50 % off. So I bought this big ass bag of candy bars. It was like 150, you know, fun sized candy bars. I got it for like five bucks. Nice. And I came out and I was like... There's a couple of stores here that that's all they sell.
Speaker: Yeah, you can go to like you Yeah, you can go to like Dollar Tree or Dollar General or anything like that They sell even Walmart has bags of candy like they're all year round You ever been to like a farmer's market where it's like a bunch of oh, yeah stands. Well, there's this there's a there's a market here It's called market 23 and it's literally like, you know, you can find a store that does, you know Just sells cake decorating shit
Speaker: And one store sells, you know, you know, knickknacks and stupid shit. Then you got the, the one store is literally just wall to wall fucking candy. And that place is dangerous. Because I love a good sucker. And like, when it comes to suckers, I knew you were gonna fuck with me. When it comes to suckers, I like watermelon and I like strawberry. Okay, first of all, first of all,
Speaker: what you just said just added to what I was laughing at. Okay. I just got a notification from Facebook. So, I opened it up. Chris, we're asking a small, we're asking a small group of people their opinion. Would you care to take a few minutes to answer a short survey about Facebook? Well, Facebook, I actually would.
Speaker: I got Jeff over here sucking on things because he loves a good sucker. But I'm down. Strawberry and watermelon? I'm down. Strawberry and watermelon. But do you remember dum dums?
Speaker: Oh yeah, absolutely. Okay, well they got one here. The only problem I have with this sucker, I don't remember what they're called. They are mixed flavors, so you got like cream and strawberry. Yeah, dumbbells do that too. Well, the problem I have with these is the stick on the sucker is hollow
Speaker: Oh, is it plastic? Yeah, it's plastic, it's hollow, and it's got like a cutout in the top where the sucker sticks so that actually sucker can stick to it. The problem is if you get to a certain part, you're sucking on it and then you start whistling like a fucking asshole. Yeah. You can't break it off. Yeah. No, you can't. That's just a pain in the ass. Yeah. Because that's what I do like with dumb dumbs or the blow pops. Right, right. I just, I just break the stick right off and just throw it in my mouth.
Speaker: Yeah, it's almost impossible breakfast. Yeah. Well, what's going on? I have to fry chicken like crazy. We'll go for chicken. I'm going to say shit too. I didn't want to say that. I do. Why do you have to lie? I just I just you forget you're on camera. I just watched you look up to acknowledge your wife. No, I seriously have to say that. You did that signal. Yeah. Well, I've got to wrap it up.
Speaker: I do have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow, too. I only went grocery shopping for today, which means I have to go get them all for the whole week. Don't lie. Your wife told you to get off the air. You got to end the podcast. I understand. It is what it is. Of course. I'm going to continue to drink and see what other people I can get into. Shenanigans you can get into. Nobody's fucking live on Haps anymore, so I can go fucking hang out with them.
Speaker: It's like a desolate wasteland. Yeah. But I'm going to try to get banned on TikTok or something like that. This is the first time in three days my face says it really hurt, so I want to keep drinking. That's because you're drunk out of your mind. I am not drunk out of my mind, first and foremost. I'm going to fry chicken while you rant. Two, four, six. I've had seven beers. I'm going to close the show out while you go fry chicken. Anyways, Jeff's got to go. His wife has laid down the wall.
Speaker: Uh, so we're gonna go ahead and shut the show down. We do appreciate you guys listening as always. Those of you in the chatters box that were hanging out with us tonight. Appreciate y 'all. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show. Uh, if you're not already, make sure you guys are following us on social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tiktok.
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Speaker: All right, let's see if I can find it here. Hey, Ohio State fans. Kurt, Kurt. Shut up, Kurt. Fucking twat. I'm Kurt Herfstreet. I was a failed quarterback at the Ohio State University.
Speaker: Now I do terrible commentators on College Game Day. Isn't everybody that was a quarterback Ohio State failed? Yes, exactly. In the professional aspect, yes, they have been completing other shit shows. But that is neither here nor there. Jeff, I appreciate you hanging out with me tonight. Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker: We're going to end this shit the only way we know how with the official closure. It sounds good with my voice as bad as this. But it's the official closing song of Nonsense called Nonsense. So we will see you guys Wednesday night. Thanks for hanging out. Thanks for listening. Jeffrey, poke your wife in the news.
Speaker: We're out of here. All right. Deuces. There it is. Jesus Christ. Is that what you're waiting for? You got to probably better than that. You're like, oh, I'm like, I'm over here just. Over here fucking pulling teeth, man. I'm like, oh, there's his channel locks. I'm telling you, there's some vice hips. Fucking rip that tooth out, man. Don't be a bitch. Fucking say deuces, you goofy son of a bitch. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: They have nothing better to do. They're sitting in the green room tearing it up. Max, go and shoot at me over here.
Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until they're off for a while. She holds the sponge in through the wind and she comes through with a dance. She falls apart in through the finals and in darkness she turns.
Speaker: We're idiots.
Speaker: I think this is just the idea. Like the actual song so we don't get all the other shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. My voice is so fucked up. This whole thing sucks.
Speaker: Man like something sharp something like I notice that after months of playing this song There's a whole shelf of guns and
Speaker: Oh, wait. Oh, no. Not bad.
Speaker: Okay, whatever man. I'm sorry. Here she goes.
Speaker: Too much rock for one hand. Punch you right in your mouth. It drops out and they come back in. That's my favorite part of it. I know it's so amazing. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Speaker: so it works out it works out though it's perfect when you listen to a playback yeah did you say that i say that he says it like everybody's shocked and then
Speaker: Yeah out of here we'll see y 'all Wednesday night
Speaker: I'm not I'm sitting over here closing my phone not even ending the broadcast. I really am in the broadcast for three more hours. Just dead silence. Jeff's a **** I guess I'm going to bed. It's just three hours of you snoring.
Speaker: What the fuck is he doing? The other is it stops broadcasting you to your battery dies on your laptop. Yeah. Well, it's plugged in so don't just broadcast until I wake up in the morning and go, you see me come over like, why is my, why is my laptop stolen? Hey, I'm glad I didn't.
Speaker: turn that off. Holy shit. We got, we got a hundred thousand followers last night. Apparently he's snoring. Yeah. Right. We'll see y 'all Wednesday night. Thanks for hanging out. Thanks for listening. Jeff. Love you brother. Have a good one, sir.
