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Speaker: what's going on guys welcome to another episode of nonsensical nonsense happy saturday hopefully you guys had a good week
Speaker: I'm Glick, we got Tony and, not Tony, we got Jeff and Mike joining us. Don't know where Tony is, he'll probably join us here in a few. I know he is alive because he was on other lives just a little bit ago. So, do you really have your shirt off, Michael? I was just about to ask the same question.
Speaker: I'm assuming that's yes. Apparently, he seems to think this is his TikTok page where he can just take his shirt off and do whatever. What's going on, wicked? What's going on, Debbie? Sorry, I might be out of it for the few minutes. Can you hear me now? I'm waiting for my wife to board the plane. I want to make sure she actually gets on because she's cutting it super close. Hey, I should be all right.
Speaker: There's Tony. But I love to show guys.
Speaker: Hopefully, like I said, hopefully you had a good week. If you're not already, make sure you check us out on all social media, at Nonsense School Nonsense, on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. You can also join us live each and every week, Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday, right here on HAPS. Download the app, it's a free app. Give Nonsense School Nonsense a little follow, and then you'll get the notifications. You can come in here and hang out in the cheddar box.
Speaker: You can also get every single episode of the podcast on Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcasts, basically anywhere and everywhere you get your little podcasts and jollies from.
Speaker: So go give us a listen, give us a follow. And if you guys would be so kind to definitely give us a share because the three knuckleheads that are in this room with me that talk, they don't know how to share our podcast. I'm about to. Like I said, the one that's playing with his beard with his t -shirt off will make goofy ass TikToks. The other one will share TikTok videos with me all day long. And the third guy will just hang out on heaps all day long. So
Speaker: If you guys could share, that would be amazing. That would be amazing. If you guys would help us by sharing and getting us out there, that'd help us grow and all that fun jazz. And then you could also email us if you guys would like to get into the chatters box starting five lists. If you just want to email us and remind these guys of how amazing I am or any of that jazz, you could do that. Do so by emailing us.
Speaker: at Nonsense Go Nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Wow, it feels like forever since I've done that. You're never aware, man. It's been, as I mentioned the last time I was live, it's been crazy. Wednesday, I finished work at midnight. Shared. Finished.
Speaker: Finished at midnight. Yeah, I finished work at midnight. I just shared it. Not to share the broadcast, just to share all the other stuff that I put out. Once again, I work like 12 hours a day to pass. Motherfucker, if you've got time to send me 300 TikTok videos, you've got 30 seconds to jump on Facebook and share out. Did you see that last one I sent you? No, I see the screenshot and that was all I wanted to see.
Speaker: God, trust me. You're watching, you'll say exactly what the fuck I texted. No, I don't want to watch it. I see the screens, the initial screen, and some dude's got his face buried in a cow's ass, and that's all I need. Oh, my God. Again, if you got time to be scrolling through TikTok and playing on TikTok, you got 10 seconds to go to our Facebook page and hit the share button. TikTok. What's up, Tony? TikTok is, so it's Facebook. What's up, y 'all? Sorry.
Speaker: You tell him Tony my wife is boarding the plane as we speak Yeah, I'm she's super excited because what are you doing? Are you watching the security kit footage? Oh
Speaker: No, so it looks like shit acting like you you just woke up when we know damn well you came out of another life
Speaker: I have access to the airport security on that. Yeah, I was like, what the hell are you doing? I don't know. I can access the airport security. What kind of taken bullshit is this? Some kind of app or something. App that you can download, trackyourwife .com. We spent, um, trackyourwife .com like four hours planning her trip and it starts in Amsterdam.
Speaker: And she works her way down to Spain, then all the way back up to London, hitting Paris and everything else in between Italy and all of Venice. And she's going to have a blast. I'm going to go crazy. What's going on, shots? What's going on, Jamie? I got my new shirt. What's going on with Facebook? How y 'all doing? What's up? What's up?
Speaker: Your new shirt. It's not reverse, it says fuck. Fuck can be used in many ways. Probably the only fucking word that can be put in every fucking sentence and still make fucking sense, fuckers. Nice.
Speaker: I saw that it was like five bucks, I was like, must, ow. Well, speaking of all of our social media and all that stuff, we do have a merch store up now. I keep forgetting about that, but we do have a merch store up. What's going on, Cameron? Welcome back to the Haps World. Welcome back, sir. We got the merch store, teespring .com. Just go to teespring .com and hit up Search for Nonsense School Nonsense podcast. You'll find us.
Speaker: Somebody said and I don't know. Is that it? What's up? Who did that intro? I don't know some guy. I don't even know who he is. I just I just found it online. Some dude. I don't know. I think his name is like Rock Lee or something like that. Yeah, I don't know. He's all right. The Rock Lee. The Rock Lee.
Speaker: Took time out of his busy lifetime to make an intro specifically for us that even says non -sensical nonsense. Lee Rock Lee did that. But like everybody, he should follow Lee Rock Lee because that dude is busy. To our level to make our intro.
Speaker: Rockly of EDM combat is who did that intro for us and you could find him on tiktok I think it's I think it's I think it's Rockly or EDM combat one of the two you just search them up on YouTube Yeah, what's going on Bobby? And it's EDM combat on tiktok. Yeah But uh, yeah, he definitely he made that for us and he was our first guest he was our first guest on the show and Mama Glick
Speaker: Rocky was our first guest on the show ever. So we had fun with him. We had so much fun. He started the trend of when we interview somebody that's staying till the end, all full three hours.
Speaker: And we got Jeff to say and we got Jeff to say yeah And I'm just waking up to make this so my politics and I see your stuff now all with Italian eyes appreciate it
Speaker: Debbie, I'm good. Bobby, I'm good. Cam, I'm good. You three motherfuckers, I'm good. Everybody check us out. I got to get my senses up. I did go to work today. It felt good. But my ass is exhausted. It's windy as hell down here. And I'm going to shut the hell up. Y 'all finish. The joys of living in Ohio, let me explain it to you. Thursday and Friday, it was beautiful up here. Sunny.
Speaker: You know, it was like in the 50s. Last night, the temperature went from 50 to about 15. We got about half an inch of snow last night. And today, it got to a whole whopping 17 degrees. And it felt like negative 10 degrees. And we got probably about another quarter to another half an inch of snow. But hold on to your seat belts because there's more, boys. Because tomorrow, it's going to be back up in the 50s. But wait, there's more!
Speaker: And by Monday, for the whole next week, we're going to be in the 60s and 70s. As Christos, as Christos, when you're in Ohio, if you don't like the weather, just wait a minute. It's like, the weather in Ohio is like, have you ever dated a chick that had bipolar disorder or multiple personalities? I'm in, I'm out, I'm in, I'm out.
Speaker: That's what it's like. If you've ever dated a woman that's either bipolar, or has multiple personalities, that's what Ohio weather is like. I swear to God. She's a pretty deep bitch up here. You look outside, and you're like, hold on. You look outside, and you're like, oh, it's warm outside. And you go home, and you're like, fuck, it's cold because it's negative 10 degrees. But it looks warm as hell when we're in the kitchen. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. I got a question. Did you catch Monday's show? I popped in at like the last 30 minutes of the scheduled broadcast. I did make an announcement. And extended it to about another 20. I don't know if you heard. I don't know if you heard, but this actress got stabbed. Her name's Reese. What's her name? Reese? Witherspoon? No, it was with a knife. Gotcha.
Speaker: I fell for that bullshit. You see what he did? You see what he did? I was trying to get it. I was trying to get it before he finished it. And then you dropped it. I got Chris on it on Monday. He had this look on his face like, wait, what? What? And all of a sudden, when I dropped that bomb, he lost it. I had Tony and Chris all stunned.
Speaker: I was more mad at myself because I did what I wanted to do. And I wanted to just say, it's an actress. Why do I care? But no, I had to offer the joke, the whole joke. Of course. And nothing but the joke. So help me God. Damn it. Well, Jeff, did you get that out of your system? Do you feel better? I did. I did. I've been thinking about it all week. I said, I got to get Mike. You got told, Jeff. That's the only thing I got to say.
Speaker: I tried to save you all from Jess. The funny thing is, Chris has known me for 25 years and he still fell for it. No, the worst thing about it was, the worst thing about it is not only walking into it is that I literally just watched that damn TikTok video not even two hours before the broadcast.
Speaker: So, as soon as I said it, I was like, all right. The worst thing about it is, is Witherspoon has been doing this thing for quite a long time, and you just now came up with a joke about it. No, I found it on TikTok. I didn't think of it. It's not mine. I can't take credit for it. Well... But I thought it was funny as well. It got me too. No, no. I will never take credit for a joke that is not mine. I've never done that.
Speaker: Yeah, definitely, don't be that guy that steals jokes or people's looks or anything like that, not giving them credit. I'm just saying. What's his name? Carlos Meisel? Yeah, definitely. You shouldn't do that. No, you know, people wanted trash on him for that, but that was just Joe Rogan being jealous.
Speaker: I don't know. Because it's been more than proven. I've seen that video. He's never stolen any jokes. I've seen that video. I think it's just Joe Rogan being petty and being... Joe Rogan, why are you being jealous of any goddamn buddy? Here's the thing. You're not a funny comedian, but he was great on UFC.
Speaker: Well, here's the thing. And his radio show was mediocre. I never thought it would be my opinion. I thought it was cool, but I never thought it would be anything. We interviewed Rob Dermott, and he said writing jokes is not as easy as it sounds. Because every time you write one, you're afraid of crickets. Well, it's also a thing known in...
Speaker: It's also known in the comedy circle and stuff like that, that people use each other's jokes all the time. They just reword them a little bit or change them around a little bit. You know, it's just... It's... Wicked, I got you too. It doesn't get on.
Speaker: I got my wife on it too. She was mad as hell. That ain't funny. I know it's hilarious. This is just good. As unfortunate as it is, I am left to my own devices for the next month.
Speaker: You're not necessarily... Hey Sam, what's going on? You're not left here on devices, aren't the kids there? Well, yeah, the kids are here. Sam is... Sam is... So that means you'll be all the podcasts. One day. One day. Oh yeah, well I shouldn't be able to be at the party. The only thing that might hit me up, the only thing that might hit me up is work.
Speaker: I gotta hit y 'all. How is work gonna hem you up when work is in Europe for two weeks? No, Wednesdays are my busy day. Saturday is my day off, so... Wednesday is a busy day.
Speaker: I'm just I'm just waiting to see how long it takes before click says anything and we're at 38 seconds I'm so proud of this motherfucker right here. He's just He wants to say something so bad. What do we talk about? Because after he said he works hard and you were just like
Speaker: Just because my work is easy doesn't mean it's not hard.
Speaker: This is the new and improved, this is the new, new and improved, this is the new and improved Glick. You know, I don't have to, I've got a filter, you know, I don't have to constantly remind Jeff when he's bullshitting people, I can just let him bullshit and I'll let everybody else make their own decision. I don't have to be that guy. Ladies and gentlemen, Glick has called the O2 for nothing, where, acting like he was supportive, he said, we're probably going to say,
Speaker: You guys you guys are the ones that turned me into the heel I didn't want to be the heel you guys made me the heel It's not my fault Don't worry Jeff we could still be friends
Speaker: By the way, my paychecks are amazing lately, so I don't care. Once again, this is why I don't stress over the starting five, because my paychecks are so high, I don't care about them. Yeah. Yeah. Try to recover from the fall. If you've got to work, you've got to work. I understand. Remember that I've got to work when I sign our $100 million contract. I'm like, well, Jeff, you've got to work to remember. That's a lot of pin strokes, you know?
Speaker: I'm sorry that my paycheck is so much larger than yours now, but... I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. No, we were fucking around and joking around Wednesday night. I'm sure you listened to it. But, you know, we also had this serious moment where we're like, hey, you know, sometimes life gets in the way. You got to do what you got to do. As Jeff pointed out, I have no life. So, you know, of course I can. Exactly. Of course you're there.
Speaker: Sorry that my life. I do so much behind the scenes. I don't have time for a life. A life is just a dream, huh? No, I enjoy what I'm doing. Actually, I've been having fun. I've been having fun making... Take that to work.
Speaker: No, I don't make TikToks that work. Okay, first and foremost, you guys were the ones that asked for those to come back. Tony had never seen them before. Mike had asked for them, and then the chatters box even declared that I bring them back. So, the good morning videos have made a comeback. And I was actually kind of surprised at how many people... I was kind of surprised. I don't necessarily want you to do anything. I want you to do what makes you feel good about yourself.
Speaker: But I just made a message, those messages helped other people and it helped herself. And maybe it might be an idea to do. Before the video, I did not go, wait, will you please bring that back? But I can't support the idea of you doing so. You were begging and groveling. No, I just, I, you know, I always thought they were, they were a fun little thing to do. I want to see that TikTok.
Speaker: Uh, it was, uh, it was a fun little thing that I started and I had fun with it. I never thought that it was anything of any importance, but then after I started doing it again this week, um, I was kind of impressed. I was like, Oh, okay. Well, I guess here we go again.
Speaker: I mean, it's nothing. When you do it, you don't think about it. And even people watching don't think about it. But when they don't happen, you'll miss it. Well, and that was the thing. I originally started doing it just to set myself apart from everybody else and have a little bit of... Mike, you might have to refresh your laptop. You know, to have something different to be a little bit of a...
Speaker: I did not see that because I don't travel down 71 but I do have a lot of friends that were actually there and posted a lot of videos because they were driving by at that exact moment it was crazy yeah there was a guy running down 71 yesterday and turn around and open fire on the cops and there was about 20 cops and one guy so
Speaker: Still I don't know I didn't I don't watch the news so I don't know I don't care if he's dead he doesn't eat at that moment in time if he's dead I don't know if he's black white purple green. I don't know, but if he's dead, then that's what he deserves He doesn't deserve to be alive breathing at this point But he was running down the freeway and turn around
Speaker: Yeah, and then the cops are open fired on him open fire on him, but No, like I said, I don't care who you are What color you are anything like that the moment you start shooting at people if you're put down or if you want to act that way You don't get you don't deserve to breathe the air that I breathe in my opinion. I'm sorry 20 cops
Speaker: At the end of the day, if you want to act like a wild animal, then there's two things. You should be locked up in a cage or you should be put down. Either way, in my opinion, I don't care who you are. And you can take that however you want to take it. I don't really care. It's just my opinion. I'll pick straight up with a twist. Thank you. Do what?
Speaker: Don't give me the fuck me eyes. You're giving me the fuck me eyes. Stop it. I am not giving you the fuck me eyes. Hey, Sadie. You were. I want to give you those in like years, okay? Because you don't deserve them. I don't want them. I'll poke them out. I will poke your eyeballs out. Wait, you can't. Because I got like four feet. Hey, Sadie. I'm gonna stop you. Bitch is gone.
Speaker: No, Mike's still here. Wicked. Oh, man. I'm going to go. I'm going to get drunk tonight. I made a personal deal that every time I get insulted, I'm just going to drink from this glass and just to see what you got in that glass tonight.
Speaker: What would you get? A little bit of crayon and a little bit of cup, you know? Remember that one time we went live together and I called you a pussy and I told you to take a drink and don't stop until I told you to stop? Go ahead and do that with that. Because I'm just going to insult you. How long have we got? Two and a half hours? I'm going to insult you. Go ahead and get you an IV. Let's get you an IV in there.
Speaker: Like I said, I just wanted, I said, you know, what would make this show better? And that's true. And now that you just opened the door, you gave me the green light. Don't let me out. Just gave me the green light to insult you all night.
Speaker: If I get insulted, like the way that I usually do, I'm going to be fucking shitfaced. And the last time I got shitfaced with you, my clothes were off and you were trying to, you were really in the end like a strip club and playing. I was trying to, I was trying to. And I was doing like third straps and I woke up like.
Speaker: I want my face spinning into the table. First of all, don't try to put that evil on me like it's my fault that you're doing thirst traps. Oh, you got me so drunk. You got me so drunk, I got worried about Snapchat. You want to Snapchat people. But luckily, I was too drunk to do that. I was trying to pimp you out to all the women.
Speaker: I was trying to pick up all the women that were in there. I don't have those pictures. I Snapchat one person at the end of the night. I was trying to be the best wingman ever that night.
Speaker: There was nothing there. I was not doing anything for me. It was all for Mike. Somebody in that live, DM me after the show, and she seemed cool and all that shit seemed. And in two days she was telling me she loved me and all that crap. I was just like,
Speaker: I don't even know you're here. I know. You're like Homer Simpson. You're like Homer Simpson in those. I don't know if I'm like amazing in all that shit, but two days isn't much. It's a little much. You know. I think amazing might be a little bit too much. Maybe two weeks. Oh, I'm slightly, slightly above mediocre. Amazing. It's not. I'm putting a word for how amazing and incredible I am.
Speaker: I give you a slightly above mediocre on a good day. Which is good. I say I'm slightly below mediocre, so you're slightly above. That wasn't an insult. That was a compliment.
Speaker: Oh, was it now? Was it now? Okay. Why should I take a swig for that and then shit on it? Oh, there's a couple of them. Your beard looks like shit. What?
Speaker: I have one last year. Drink. Drink. Oh, you are not going to tell me that my beard fucking looks like shit. That was an insult. You just dribbled them both sides of your damn fucking beard. All that white juice. That's experience.
Speaker: Boy for the night before. That's age. That's age. That's age. I'm aging like a fine wine. So that shows age and wisdom and experience and knowledge. You ever look at the mirror and look at your beard and say, I have Mr. Incredible's like facial hair only from here to here or? Who's Mr. Incredible? Apparently. And it stretches on Fantastic Four.
Speaker: I was going to say, I was going to say, because I was trying to think. He's got like two white lines on his side right here. Dr. Strange does too. Yeah, Dr. Strange does. Oh no, I have that when my hair grows out on the side. That's where I have gray hair out. I have it right here on the sides, just like that. I have it just like both of them. Yeah, it's right here and right here. Yeah. It's weird how it grows in like that, but you know what? Right here. I'm like, what the fuck is this shit?
Speaker: It's kind of cool. I think I think it's kind of cool the way mine grows in but uh at the same time uh you know I'm 40 I'm 40 years old and I just started going gray like two years ago so the whole thing was white like the whole thing that was pretty good on you I think.
Speaker: I mean I could just give up on life and shape my head like some people. I'm custom built, baby. I'm a fast as fuck boy. I'm fast as fuck. They're real dynamically. I'm on the cover. I'm on the cover. Because of that. Women love this, okay? Women love this shit.
Speaker: I didn't say that. I'm just kidding. My woman loves this shit. My woman loves this shit.
Speaker: I don't know how I don't know how just like feels about his beers at all honesty because I've heard She's a fan, but she's not a fan. She's a fan when it's yeah But right now she hates it because I don't say I don't trim it Yeah, you know Yesterday we were at the mall
Speaker: over by the barber shop, and she says, why don't we go out and get your beer trimmed? And I was like, why? You're leaving for a month. She goes, yeah, good point. So. Yeah. Still get a trim. Emmanual. Between the three of us, Emmanuel, we could probably make that wish come true.
Speaker: It's just make a wish foundation. We make one beard at a time come true. Emmanuel, we'll start saving our trimmings, and we can send them out to you. And before you know it, you can have yourself a full beard, too. You'll have stubble in a week by the end of the weekend. I got super glue I can throw in for you. Yeah.
Speaker: You'll look like one of us. You'll look like one of us in no time. No time. Just use that break in stuff too. That they used to sell in the 80s and 90s. Tony knows what was separated before you started shaving the whole head. What was that?
Speaker: Run a minute. Don't tell him. We're trying to help him out. I know what you're talking about. It was like in the 90s where you could, if you were balding or whatever, it was like spray paint. It was an infomercial. Or a few fingers. If I was ever going bald more than I am now, I would just shave my head. I would just do what I do now. I have the bald spot in the back. Oh, I'm shaving that shit.
Speaker: I would just do what I do now and wear a hat because as I've been told, I look like a penis and witness protection with my head shaved. So my, uh, my, uh, my, uh, well go back and look at, I don't know, way back when, um, you know, I would just have a larger collection of ball caps that I could wear if I ever go bald. But I don't think I have to worry about that anytime soon.
Speaker: pretty good on the uh... on the old hair department so i did however i did uh... i did uh... this week i did uh... pulled out a clip from wednesday night show and posted up on social media that was funny shit oh cam it's a good question y 'all what's the topic for this week uh... tv theme shows i'm gonna do you yeah we're doing tv theme shows theme songs they have to have lyrics you can't do like you can't do uh...
Speaker: instrumental And you can include cartoons well, thank you firefly appreciate that Cartoons I'll let you know I've heard that so many times. Oh, that's correct. No movies. It's just TV yet TV I hear that every single week and every single week the outcome is the same thing and
Speaker: We waiting, we waiting, buddy. Somebody, somebody please prove to me that I fucked up. Somebody please bring it. Go look in the mirror, that's what's right there. Tony. No, that's not me fucking up, that's my parents fucking up. I didn't make this decision to be here, damn it.
Speaker: That was my parents holler at pops if he comes in here Nice pullout game fucker. Thanks a lot
Speaker: We'll get to it in the next segment. We usually end up goofing off for the first hour for the simple fact, if not, we constantly interrupt each other. Exactly. You don't have a lot of dead air tonight, man. Usually I can't get you fuckers to shut up. I keep staring at my phone, waiting for confirmation that she's actually on the plane. She's boarding. They're boarding.
Speaker: It's a 16 -hour flight, boys. You can, Cameron. Get a laptop or an iPad. Or pull us up on your Xbox. Go to your web browser and go to haves .com. And then pull us up on your TV. Put us on a TV and put us on the sound bar so everybody in the fucking house has to listen to us.
Speaker: Well, you can do the same thing on YouTube. I'm just saying. There's only two people in that house that like me. And when I say like, I use that word very loosely. Tolerate. That's Cam and Sam. Cam likes me. Sam, she tolerates me barely.
Speaker: But, well, I don't know, I will say one thing about Cam and Sam. That little boy there, he's the cutest little baby. Yeah, he is. So, Cam had to copy me. He had two girls and then he finally had a boy, just like I did.
Speaker: The only thing is that it came amidst it. He's like, I did it just like you did. He's like a little brother I never wanted. Well, you know what they say? When you have a girl, it means your woman didn't climax. So you didn't do something wrong. No. Takes more of a man to make a girl than a boy. Gotta shoot the balls off that son of a bitch. Yeah, you gotta knock the pecker off.
Speaker: Yeah, we know Tony you got all boys Have you not seen my girls Especially that middle one She squared up on me twice today like she was ready to fight cuz I because I wasn't going to the gas station fast enough and
Speaker: She wanted to go to the get she had money in her pocket burning a hole. She wanted to go buy junk What's up cheese I was like, we'll go to this we'll go up there in just a few I got you know, I gotta go there and get beer before the show. Well, when are you going? I was like when I go and she was just like when? Jason got mad a couple weeks ago
Speaker: I had to go over and talk to him. I said, you know, man, calm down inside. Came back and sat back down. He got mad again, played with his toys, couldn't put it together. He said, you take a time, buddy. Came up three or four, bad attempts. And he started walking around. So I walked up to him. You know, when you're a father, you walk up to your son. You kind of do the forehead to forehead thing, right? So I'm talking to him like, that's him, man. Take it easy. It's all right. He was looking back at me like this. And then he starts pushing back. I'm kind of proud.
Speaker: I'm kind of proud, but I'm like, oh, you think you're ready, huh? On the other hand, you're like, well, hold on, you ain't ready. You ain't ready, bro. I mean, listen, he has no fear. He has no fear. See, as a father, when your son has no fear, he's ready to fight, that means he will knock motherfuckers out. I'm very proud of that.
Speaker: I really am. But I was like, oh, you think you're ready, huh? I was like, you ain't gonna see puberty, bitch. I'm gonna just let you know that. Yeah, exactly. Well, I'll be the next one. I'll just say puberty. Slap! You don't want this. Oh, thank you, Sam. Sam said, I actually like you. Well, she should have done this. Nah. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, now. Ah! You know, that's what not only me, but a few other people assumed.
Speaker: We have her? I do like Kayva's girlfriend. She cracks me up. Her and I have roasted the shit out of each other. But speaking of our kids and having kids and being parents... Yes.
Speaker: One of the best things we can do is always be there and give them advice and be able to offer them words of wisdom. So Michael, do you actually have and are you actually prepared for Words of Wisdom this week? Or do you need my introduction again? My intro is still so much better.
Speaker: Hang on, Mike. All right. There you go. Just for you, Mike. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Appreciate it. Mine's bigger, but OK. My words of wisdom is today we're going to talk about the phrase, this too shall pass. You feel bad right now, pissed off, angry?
Speaker: broken this should pass you feel great you feel like everyone finally gets you like you know all the answers this too shall pass time can be an ally if you know how to utilize it and sometimes you all have to do all you have to do is wait wait it out hold the line don't give up don't compromise you're saying because it's in the end
Speaker: It cannot rain every day. In life there are storms, there are disasters, and these storms come and they rock your world, and you are forsaken broken on your knees, begging for your last breath. But this too shall pass. And you get up sometimes, sometimes you're down there a long time, and it takes a long time to get up, but you do.
Speaker: and begin to rebuild. And sometimes you have to rebuild your entire life, but this too fell past. Then you're on top of the world and now you have choices. You have choices. Learn from what you just went through and make preparations for life.
Speaker: But know this, too shall pass. You are the only constant in your life. Family, they all leave for whatever reason, but you remain. Take all the time to make good decisions. Take the time to enjoy your friends, your loved ones, the people you care about. Take time to take care of you because this too shall pass.
Speaker: Never give up. Never surrender. I saw the TikTok from Tom Hanks when he was talking all this about this too shall pass and inspired me and it's the beginning of it but then threw in my words on top. That concludes my words of wisdom on the bullshit.
Speaker: Not bad. Oh my god. Not bad at all. One more. Baby, you cannot do that to me. I was getting ready to go to Cincinnati, y 'all. For real, I was getting ready to leave. Chris is like, I'm out! She just messaged me and she's like, I was ready to load the kids up and be like, let's go. You shall pass. Yeah, there she is.
Speaker: I would be ready to go to Cincinnati. My heart's just up. She's just saying, I think. Be like, no, no, no, no, no, that will. She just texted me and she's like, I think I need to go to the hospital. So I'm like, oh, shit, what's wrong? Are you OK? Like, I was legitimately going to get ready to be like, guys, you got this tonight. I'm going to leave this up. I got to go. And it's like, I'm still in a coma.
Speaker: because she went and had Mexican tonight and she always eats way too much. So. But this too shall probably. I have this mentality. If it's on my plate, I have to finish it. Well, my heart stopped. I was so scared for a second. And guess what? This too shall pass. It shall pass. There you go. No, I have the same issue she does. If there's food on my plate, I got to finish it. Whether I have food or not, I'm sorry.
Speaker: I'm sorry if I fumbled it. I am failing my Coca -Cola today. So... Hey, yo, Cam. First of all, if you worked all week and you ate pretty good, go ahead and drink. Second of all, I've been waiting for your ass to get interactive in the chat in the first fucking place. So for the love of God, get the fuck at work. You tried. I get it, Jody.
Speaker: If there's food on my plate, I'm going to finish it. Even if I'm going to lay on the floor in the restaurant for 20 minutes, I'm going to finish my plate. Oh, Lord. That's a new segment, y 'all. I'm going to finish my plate. If I cook my food and there's any left, I'm going to finish my plate. If there is food out of the floor, I'm going to finish my plate. Here's the thing, though. And Chris will back me up on this. Chris, have you seen my spaghetti?
Speaker: This motherfucker makes like 20 pounds of spaghetti. Jesus Christ. I make two kilos of spaghetti at a time, and I make my own sauce, and it will be six people. Why do you speak of spaghetti in drug terms? Because he lives in a country that uses it. Because I live in Mexico, where you buy everything by kilo. He said that shit I did. He said that shit. He used the wrong standards of measurement.
Speaker: The problem is, she said she ate Mexican food. The problem is, if you go to the bathroom, she might not come out for a couple of hours.
Speaker: Well, she went to an actual Mexican restaurant, not like Taco Bell's. Somebody says Taco Bell's not authentic Mexican food, whatever. Like he would know.
Speaker: The night that Jody and I started dating, we went out to Roadhouse and she got, you know, we got steak and taters and stuff like that. And I was watching her. I was watching her struggle so bad to finish her food. And then she ordered dessert. And I'm like, why you order dessert? You can barely finish that. And she's like, well, you're eating half of it. And I'm like, okay. You see, I'm stoked too. We got back to the hotel. She was dead. You said you're eating half of it, right?
Speaker: After the dessert. She said you're eating half of it, right? Yeah. You should have told her not to have this on your plate.
Speaker: That was that was that was the before dinner snack Which I was fine with cuz we just laid in bed and cuddled and watched Transformers and she was just she was so done for the rest of the night You truly are a local. There's no way to hell y 'all went to Roadhouse
Speaker: came back and cuddled watching the movie without doing some indecent shit while in the same bed and the two of you are still together. God bless the relationship. We really knew. We came back and we cuddled and we watched Transformers. Which one? The first one?
Speaker: I don't remember which one it was. It was, uh, it was, uh, it was, uh, it was, uh, I think it was the third one, dark side of the moon.
Speaker: It was the one where they replaced Megan Fox. The second one had, the second one had devastated already. Now it was the third one. No, it was the third one because they replaced Megan Fox. Oh yeah, let's get into the argument. You can't remember. He said second. So which one, we watched the third one. I'll tell you which one it was. We watched the third one. It was Dark Side of the Moon. It was the one that they replaced Megan Fox. It was Shia LaBeouf going to college. Shia LaBeouf going to college.
Speaker: The second one, he would have called. Yeah. No, it was the third one. No. Because he showed the second one. The second one, he goes to call. The second one, he goes to call. The second one, he goes to call. The second one, he goes to call. It was the third one. It was the third one. It was the third one where they rescued. My favorite part of that movie. A dude I am. What's your field of real life? Where Prime had rescued me. A deal had to be made. With Beckett. Oh, shit.
Speaker: Yeah, it was the third one when they rescued that OG Prime. And then he killed Barricade when he betrayed the Prime. What was the other one? Ironheart. It used to be a Decept comedy change side. That's the second one. Yeah, it was the second one. Yeah, it was the third one. See, she even said, yeah, it was the third one, see? The second one was good. She said, you ever see OK to go to Corral?
Speaker: A lot of people died that day. But that damn, that damn boy. Yeah. Because in the third one, they had the, they had the race cars. They had Dale Earnhardt Jr., Jimmy Johnson and Smoke's car in the third one. Tony Stewart, Dale Earnhardt Jr. They were, they were, they were the ones that worked on the ship. Oh, the records. On the spaceship. They had the records. Yeah, they worked on it. They stoned upon the space shuttle.
Speaker: The Fool said, The Fool said, we stole the way of the other part. Yeah. How do you think we know we built the damn thing? I'm sorry. Well, they are making a new one. I love the records, man. It's called Rise of the Beasts. And it's not in the same timeline. Yeah, I know. I can't wait. They're going to the Beast Wars mode now. But it's not the same timeline as the other ones. So like, it's almost like a World War II story, maybe. Yeah.
Speaker: The Beast Wars was kinda corny, but I like what they did do. I did watch the War of Cybertron series on Netflix that's out right now. I think they did a good job with the storyline.
Speaker: I know what they're doing. I see how they're trying to do it, but they had to change up these new ones. The movie theater, they were dying. They were dying back. Everybody's killed the reviews. Well, they started to take a little shitty, like the Bumblebee movie was cool. I liked it. I liked the Bumblebee movie. It was cute. It was the cute movie. But that one that they did with Mark Wahlberg was just kind of like, really?
Speaker: However, what was cool about the one with Mark Wahlberg, it had the original, like prime was set up as the original flat nose front truck. Yeah, yeah. That was dope. I like that. At first he was. Yeah. At first he was. When Wahlberg scared the fuck out of him. At first he was. I was like, yeah, I'm gonna give him that. But when he saw the other truck, he just shaved the other one. I think he burned it up in a row. Yeah, yeah, he shaved that shit.
Speaker: Yeah, he was a Peter Belt in the Transformers. He keeps turning into a Peter Belt. No, he's actually been all of them, he's been. No, but that one where he's a flat nose, he was a freight liner. And he's been Kenworth. Kenworth. He's been a Kenworth, yes. No, but yeah, no, that's what we did that night. We both ain't so much. And then we came back and laid in bed and cuddled and watched Transformers. Okay, I got a question for both of you.
Speaker: Nobody that is so sweet I
Speaker: I have not heard you. I was so thankful. I was so thankful to find out she had a bathroom in her basement the first week and I went down there and the bedroom was up on the second floor. It's just like I'm going outside for a secret. I'm back in. Until you're totally married. Because that is a whole day of weekend to try to not do. That's not happening. That's not happening. Not for the whole weekend. All right. I gotta. You need to go home.
Speaker: Sounds like your pipes might be leaking in the basement. I'll be right back
Speaker: There's a lot of pressure build up. I gotta go check that for you. You know how these new houses are If she did then she she was very quiet and there was no smell so I'm just saying if she's Dutch oven If she was quiet
Speaker: You were out like a liar. You got a winner. You got no idea? Oh, is that what it was? She waited until I passed out. She was like, I got you now, fucker. He says he did first. I did not. Apparently you let shit slip in your sleep, sir. Yes, she did. Oh, that's a good possibility. Oh, you let out us. She's like, Jesus Christ, you're like a dog, too. I do have some pretty
Speaker: I don't think they stink but I do have some pretty loud dinosaurs. Hey Sam! I can rattle some walls in my sleep. In the morning it's fantastic because I get up in the morning and just go from my bed to my bathroom and do what I need to do in the morning. It's just like all the way through.
Speaker: I had an excellent time. I scared all of the sleuths. She said it sounded like a feed gun. I said, that's because you did a crown. I tried to. Uh oh. Now we can do that. Well, this morning, I woke up, boys. I came into the bathroom to go to the restroom. And I threw up for 20 minutes. What? I had food poisoning. Again? No, food poisoning. I've never had food poisoning. See? Except I've known you. I haven't hit her with it yet.
Speaker: Yeah, she said it. I heard it. I see it. It took blessings. Oh, I guess I should put my empty beer bottles in the window because they keep committing suicide and jumping out of my window.
Speaker: We're intentionally hell when it comes to slipping a few out or not realizing how bad it's going to be once it comes out. So please forgive us ladies. Right now, 10 years down the road, that might be another story.
Speaker: Right now, I try very hard not to do it in her presence. Absolutely. Now, today, that might change if I'm ever down there and her son's down there because apparently he likes to think he's a dinosaur and he needs this old dog to teach him a lesson. These past couple days, I'm at that point where I can't trust a fart. Yeah, that comes with your... Thank you for that, Jeff.
Speaker: You should really not trust your barber. Look at your fucking crazy ass hair. Cash got out of the shower today and he had his hair all spiked up like yours, Jeff. The kids were in here, we were bullshitting and talking and Austin was like, what year is this style from? I was like, what are you talking about? And she's like, the spiky hair, what's that from? I was like, Uncle Jeff.
Speaker: And they looked at me for a second, and Cash was like, your friend Jeff? And I was like, yeah. And he started laughing. He was like, yeah, my hair looks like Jeff's right now. Well, you know what it is? I do this when I put my headphones on. So all my shit sticks straight up. So I don't even give a fuck anymore.
Speaker: But then it took the girls a minute, and then they realized, and they're like, oh, yeah. Chris is going over to YouTube. Look. Look at that spiky arid motherfucker. There it is. But, uh.
Speaker: No, as far as the farting and stuff goes, I try not to do that around her. Obviously, we've had the discussion. Everybody shits. I have the common courtesy. If I'm there at the house, I will go all the way down in the basement. You don't have to worry about nothing. I'll take care of it. Well, no, but the funny one is when you feel it coming, you're sitting on the couch, you go to get up, and then it's over. And you're like, well, I guess I'll just sit back down.
Speaker: What, you shoot yourself? No, you fart. Yeah, I was going to say fart. What? You're getting up, you went the wrong way, and just fart. Do you poop on a movie? I went poopy. I tell my kids to sit on my chair.
Speaker: I blame the dog. Prince, what is wrong with you? Come on. That is rude. Baby, did you hear that? Your dog is nasty. I was sitting at the kitchen table. I was sitting at the kitchen table, and I left one for breakfast. And I said to my kids, did you see that elephant going pretty much here? And my six -year -old looked. She looked underneath the table. No, Dad, I didn't see it.
Speaker: I have 36 I have 36 years of your son. Trust me. It can be worse. You'll be thankful
Speaker: As Jeff just alluded to, Jeff and I spent two years together in the same class. We have ridden in the same vehicle together. We have worked on the same job sites together.
Speaker: And that was when we were 16 17 18 whatever If you ever go to the bathroom behind him like shit
Speaker: take crystals off the list, take Burton off the list. Jeff and I know things about each other that no two grown men should know about each other. Ever. We know that we get one from the Walmart police. Yeah, we can't. That is the only crime I have.
Speaker: Well, nah, that was even. I was gonna say.
Speaker: It's the only crime that I've ever been worried about. It's so stupid. But what's crazy is we were pissed, scared. That they were going to follow us all the way back to the Career Center. And we're just like, oh, we're busted any minute now. The Walmart police, we thought for sure they were going to get it. I still, to this day, I still don't understand what the hell possessed us to steal AA batteries, knowing damn well that both of us had more than enough money to just pay for them. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: I think between the tubes, we had over $100 on us. Yeah. We were like, fuck it, let's take these batteries.
Speaker: The fish is online, you idiots. The statute of limitations. Exactly. Plus the statute, it was what? 98? 99? I don't know what to say. I'm still afraid to go to Walmart to this day. I don't go to Walmart. I'm afraid they're going to get me. I'm going to walk in there and be like.
Speaker: Yeah, we got it. Don't worry about it. They just confess. We'll get the literal. I don't shop at Walmart to this day because I'm afraid I'm gonna walk in there and all of a sudden, the swarm swarm swarm. We got you now, fucker. Fuckers. How you doing, fuckers? Where's your buddy?
Speaker: Can you milk me, fucker? The truth is out. The truth is out. The truth will set you free. We now know why you're in Mexico. You ran from the Walmart. The truth, the truth will set you free.
Speaker: Oh my god. I watched a fucking movie yesterday that I literally got in my head and hadn't seen this movie. And I still to this day laugh my ass off of John Candy and Uncle Buck. Especially tells that principal. He tells that principal, here's a quarter. Go downtown and have a wrap.
Speaker: I watched the remake of Red Dawn today. Again. It's not great. I watched the original the other day. It's good. What's up, Ellen? Hey, what's going on, Ellen? I watched. No, no, it's good. I like it. I like the cast of the movie because I was watching it and Austin came in. Not to spoiler, but Hemsworth, man, didn't see it coming, did you?
Speaker: Well, I've seen the movie multiple times, but yeah, even still after watching it today. Thank you, Wicked. Thank you, Cameron. Thank you, guys. We appreciate that. Yes, thank you. When I was watching it today, because in my head, I was envisioning something totally different, like he sacrificed himself type deal. And I was like, oh, shit, I forgot that happened. Bam! And you're like, god damn it.
Speaker: But I was watching it and Austin was like, oh, what are you watching? I told her, she's like, who's in the movie? And I was like, Chris Holmes work, you know, Thor. I said, Josh Beck, you know, from Josh and Drake and Josh Hutchinson, you know, from Hunger Games. And then I was like, and the chick that's married to Jerry Padalecki from Supernatural, she's Sam's wife in real life.
Speaker: And I was like the girl that was on Supernatural that played Sam's wife and stuff. And then I stopped for a second and I was like, I just described these actors. Which one? The black kid. That's Tom Cruise's kid. What? What? That's Tom Cruise's kid? There's two black kids, first of all. The one that gets the Tracer Bullet.
Speaker: How does Tom Cruise have a black kid? Even Tony is confused, just as confused as I am. I was, I was confused when I saw it too. And I was like, wait, what? I mean, I know Howie has a black kid, but what are you doing? Well, Chris, let me see you down for the birthday. We'll see what happens when two people love each other very much. It doesn't matter about the color or when two people decide to go to a foreign country and just buy children. Yeah. I mean, adopt children.
Speaker: Because Angelina Jolene's got about 27. We're glitching again. He's out. But what? Let's uh, let's uh, before we get into a whole nother deep dive into another crazy conversation, uh, let's
Speaker: Just because he has the same last name as Tom Cruise doesn't mean he's his kid. Red Dawn, Donner Cruise. Look at what I put in the fucking... It's Red Dawn 2012, Tom Cruise Kid, Donner Cruise. I did not know that. But anyways.
Speaker: I've heard it was. My son just told me. My son is a Spider -Man fan. He put in a bull Spider -Man when we were home.
Speaker: for one of those Spider -Man movies. He's a serious Spider -Man jokey. He put it above Spider -Man's best film. So I know I put it down. Yeah, I didn't. None of us do that, Jay. I actually had an issue with it. I got to see it. I'm sure you did, but we're going to take a break before we go into this Batman conversation that we've beaten to death. This Batman conversation that we have in every episode is better than Batman's parents at this point.
Speaker: Oh, shots fired.
Speaker: I was watching the smoke come out. I was watching the smoke come out of Mike's ears. I could hear the gears grinding. You might as well just go ahead and drink, Michael. Just go ahead and drink, Michael. In that Batman movie, in that Batman movie, they have the Waynes dying. At the same time, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back came out, which means that the theater that they were at, they were watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and that's what got them killed.
Speaker: All you had to do was go to good day. We'll be back in about five minutes and join the Blacktop Mojo. I don't know the music. I'll have to flip that one. If you're not already, if you've never heard of Blacktop Mojo, go listen to them everywhere you stream music and find them on all social media at BlacktopMojo. Go give them a listen. Go give them some love and let them know that we sent you. We'll be back here just about five minutes. Do not hit the button. Do not hit the button. I didn't hit the button.
Speaker: Yes, you haven't hit the button yet. Fuck you, Tony. I'm staring at the wall in front of you and watching
Speaker: Shadows fall from you. This is our now. This is our now.
Speaker: I wish
Speaker: Conviction
Speaker: This is the blood that moves the house. This is all we know. This is all we know.
Speaker: This is all we know to be true The power of the sky The color of the sky When you've never been outside
Speaker: I wish
Speaker: I can't see through the cloud with my eyes Why did you have to drag me outside? How can I go back to darkness now? And tell my brothers what I have found How can I go back to darkness now? And tell my brothers what I have found How can I go back to darkness now?
Speaker: How do I describe the color on the sky?
Speaker: When you've never been outside The picture you see so swell It's not the way of it all I wish I could take you away from the wild
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Speaker: Yes, I am a fan of the... I am a member of the Scooby -Doo Fan Club on Facebook. Don't judge me. It is what it is. Did you change your shirt, Michael? Yes, I did. But we are in the second hour. Boy, this is a Batman beyond. Yeah, I know this. I like my red Superman shirt better. I have... Well, technically, it's a...
Speaker: Yeah, I had it actually arrived today, but it's a large So now my son has a free shirt That's all right. That's all right. I I did that well I did that I ordered a Punisher wife beater off of wish I
Speaker: that was supposed to be a 2X that fits like a medium. And actually, I've got that a couple years ago, and actually today I put it on just for shits and grins, and it actually fits me. So, you know, a couple more LBs down, and I'm gonna be looking real sexy in my Punisher wife beater. I know my camera's off, my camera's off for a reason, because it is the second hour, which means we're rolling into the starting five.
Speaker: So boys, we're gonna make our lids, we're gonna pick our picks. But, so. Basket my glory, you silly sons of bitches. Now you know why the camera's off.
Speaker: I'm back baby. Sorry. I had to torment the guys.
Speaker: I swerved them last week. You're like, no, but this is the biggest eyeball in freaking history. I swerved them last, I swerved them Wednesday night when you weren't here, Jeffrey. Michael wasn't having any of my bullshit, but they fell for it in the chatter's box. They thought I lost. They thought I went down in a blaze of glory. And I try to tell everybody, this is a fucking bullshit. Okay. Here's my question is who came in last?
Speaker: Tony D because it's because the people who vote are racist I got your back to Michael
Speaker: TV theme song. You gotta sing it. Yeah, sing it, motherfucker. Nah, just kidding. Nobody has to sing it. Unless you want. I thought about taking the easy on you all. Uh -huh. Go fuck this shit. We are going to start off with the theme song. It's for sure not now.
Speaker: Good night, sweetheart. Well, it's time. What the hell show is that from? It's from Nana. Never heard of it. You're too young. I was going to say it's the 70s.
Speaker: I didn't watch TV shows in the 70s. Well, obviously I didn't watch TV shows in the 70s, but I watched TV shows from the 70s. I watched TV shows from the 70s, but I wasn't alive in the 70s, but you know, whatever. I kind of missed them. I missed them. You're number one drafter. Who? Michael. You, sir. Michael. Me?
Speaker: Um. You can't play the music. Don't play the music. You can't play the music. That's why I said sing it. Sing it. Oh, it's not going to get. It's not going to get caught. There wasn't enough of it. But it will be the family matters. Wow. That's family matters. Yeah, I don't know why I was thinking full house. Family matters.
Speaker: Okay, well I went with one of my favorites as a kid as you all know I'm a bit of a car nut So I went with the fall guy theme song That's a good one Yeah So fine
Speaker: It's a good song. Good truck, too. That truck was a beast of that damn intro. Yeah, because he jumps over everything. It's just amazing that thing ran by the end of the season. I could really see Lee Major singing that song during that whole damn time. I know, right? So Chris, your number one. Michael, you said family matters, right? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: It's a rare condition this day and age. Well, that's a great song. Like, I would... I actually have the Fall Guy theme song on my Spotify. Yeah. Really? Yeah, and it's a good song. It's a good tune. Yeah. With a nice message right there. It's a good song.
Speaker: No. The message is he got his ass kicked a lot. So what do you got for us, Chris? You're number one, sir. So what do we got? Shanana, family matters. Shanana, family matters, and the fall guy. And the fall guy. Now, I did come up with mine today, by the way, while I was waiting on my wife's COVID test.
Speaker: Life is like a hurricane, here in Duckbird. Race cars, lasers, air will play. It's a, it's a blur, but blur, myself a mystery. A rewrite history, DuckTales.
Speaker: So Tony, you're doing great, sir. Everybody did sing that song. I want to give you that one. Right? I want to give you that one. Yeah, there's a reason. Last week, the Chatterbox was won by Eleanor Revanet. I can't play it. So DuckTales, my number one pick. When I would come home from school and turn on the TV, DuckTales was starting. You got home late. Yeah, I got home late. So he's going to take DuckTales.
Speaker: I don't honestly I don't I don't it's what it's one of those ones that I don't remember but when I hear it I remember it it's more of a narration than a song so yeah I was gonna say isn't it that's what I was struggling with some theme songs that had narratives to them I struggled with it because it was like
Speaker: I'm going to take the intro to GI Joe.
Speaker: I know there was something because there was one that I looked up because I really want to use it. And I was like, that has a narrative. I know it did. But when you looked up the actual song or the theme song, it only gave you the song. So you had to go find the TV intro to it. And I was like, I knew there was an introduction on that. And there was an narrative to go with it. DuckTales was dope, though. DuckTales gave us Darkwing Duck and how many spinoffs? What?
Speaker: Oh, and I don't know about you guys, but but I would always I still to this day would love to try to swim in a thing of coins But I know it would hurt like a motherfucker diving off that never looked like it But for years when I was a kid I was like I could do that I need a bunch of coins Exactly right my number three pick
Speaker: And I'm not going to copy him. I am going to do my own thing. I am going to pick the chalk of all chalks of every pick up basis I've been up here. The theme salt is silver spoons from back in the day. Nice with the spoons.
Speaker: I've seen that coming so far away. I knew he was going. Two silver spoons. How about a workout for you last time? I can see the intro, but I can't remember the show. How crazy is that? Ricky Schroeder and Alfonso Ribiero. Yes. Yes. So Michael, two and three, sir. That's one. I had to.
Speaker: I had to. Beautiful music. Beautiful music. And a great intro. Would you stop playing the goddamn music? The fucking Hercules. Xena, warrior princess.
Speaker: That was a very long run to syndicated TV show. I'm not mad at you. I did not get into it. You can't play the music dipshit. It was a cool show. I liked it. I liked Zena and I liked Hercules. I like both those shows and they used to be on back to back. Hercules was on first and then Zena was on. Well, I'm doing a little experiment because we said in the previous, I think it was Monday's episode that you think the only reason why that song got pulled and took us off was because we played too much. We played in here.
Speaker: No, we don't understand it, but why tempt the gods? 10 seconds. Yeah, why risk it? Okay. Why risk it? Band T's going all Band TV. Oh, hey. Why'd you go with your band? Cheers to your salute. So number three, Michael. Score. Score. Number three. That's a Kevin Hawley move, Jeffrey. Push the buttons to see how many buttons you can push until you get in trouble. Until you get in trouble, Zach.
Speaker: I always like pushing it, hold on. Because since I can't do that, now I have to look up lyrics. You know this a week ago. What the hell are you doing? Yeah, right? We told you a week ago you can't play the music. You can sing it, but don't play it. I don't care. I try to push it. Clear, obviously.
Speaker: Trump's the greatest. Where's Jay at to distract Michael?
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Speaker: Listen, after that... First of all, I never said anybody had to sing it. I was like, if you want to have music or if you want to sing it instead of playing the music, you can just say it. And after that impression, we're not going to make an exception. You don't have to sing it. Well, for my number three... Sorry, my number two...
Speaker: I'm going with the ultimate girlfriend. Can we ban two words right here and now? Can we ban permanently ultimate and iconic when it comes to the starting vibe? No, because when I say it, you're going to agree with me. I'm going to ban Jeffrey. Because thank you for being a friend. Travel down the road and back again.
Speaker: Your heart is true. You're a pal. You're a conqueror. It is the golden girl's voice. I knew all of you guys, but I knew one of you guys would pick it. You took my number five. You took my number five. I love that. How would you put golden girls? And why wouldn't you take golden girls number one, Jeffrey? And why would you put them number five?
Speaker: You got to change it up a little bit. Let them work their magic. Let them work their magic. Well, I don't know. I'm just the nine -time, ten -time, nine -year -old champ. What do I know? For my number three. Well, you were a shit. Why? The greatest of all time. Sometimes you want to go wherever you are in your name. Cheers, boys. I did. That is a number one pick. How do you think?
Speaker: Well, first and foremost, if you go to any TV show list online and look at it, that is the number one thing. This is the first time I did not look up anything while I was standing there. So your number is just a little bit. Just a little bit.
Speaker: My number two, but I got two and three now, right? I can show you my list. I can, I can show you my list and you will see how far down she was on my list. Yes. They were on my list, but you will see how far down they were on my list with my, with my second pick, my second pick number two,
Speaker: Ultimate Iconic Greatest.
Speaker: Do me, do me, do. Where are you? Ah, you knew I knew. We got some work to do now. Stop. Stop. I anticipated that. That is loaded. So I do a curve ball to beat yours. That is lower than DuckTales on low -hanging fruit, OK? That is low -hanging fruit. I'm always good at fucking low -hanging fruit. Number three. Keep on. I'm almost done. No, finish me off, boys. You're stroking the champions. Tell me how low -hanging fruit it is. Finish me, Tony. Finish me, Tony. Finish him.
Speaker: Number three, if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me? And I sang it out of tune on purpose. What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Number three, wonder years.
Speaker: That is a good show and a good theme song. So Anthony, you're number four, sir. Yes, I'm giving you proper names. That is you. Proper names. Proper names. Show of respect. Respect. Look at what's happening to me.
Speaker: I can't believe in myself. Suddenly I'm on top of the world. It should have been somebody else. But believe it or not, I won't walk at all. I never thought I could do this for free. The greatest American hero. Mm -hmm. The red super suit that he did not fly straight out of saving his life.
Speaker: That motherfucker was the only one with a goddamn superhero. It was something weird looking at you, baby. He had a weird... He sure was red. He had a weird... There was a guy, and everybody's told me he's the greatest American hero, but I don't believe it, because this guy, he had special powers, but if he saw the color red,
Speaker: The one episode I remember, there's a beach ball floating out on a lake, and he's walking on water, and the girl that he likes comes out in a red bathing suit, and he drops down like a fucking rock. And that sticks in my head. He's walking in cowboy boots on water, and everybody's all like, whoa! And I can't figure it out.
Speaker: Michael, you're number four, sir. Thank you, Betty. I didn't. I didn't expect you guys to be like... Tony, Tony took one, and Jeff took one, and I was going to use some shit. Nobody is anywhere near my list. But, I will see Glitz, little Scooby -Doo, with, uh...
Speaker: Yabba Dabba Doo, Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they're the Waterstones family. From the town of... I mean that's a good tip, but they're not a super you. I have to tell you...
Speaker: I have to say... You're both... You're both wrong. I'm saying it now, you're both wrong because... I'm going with the smurfs. Damn. Damn. That's very low hanging fruit. That is very low hanging fruit. I had to get a cartoon in there. You guys give me shit for not using a cartoon. Yeah.
Speaker: So Tony, you're number five. Sorry. Can I have my number four pick? Oh, sorry. Sorry, Chris. Yeah. No. Can I have my number four? No, you can't because it's the big world order. No, that's what happens. Why would you need a number four? You have a number 11. You lose six. Sure, Jeff. You win this time. So every time. You only get four. So you're going to make your pick. You only get three.
Speaker: How bad would you guys feel if you actually did that to me and I agreed to it I was like all right and I still beat you with one fucking pick. How shitty would you feel? I would automatically know that Jig is up and you're pandering and asking for votes.
Speaker: You guys see what I do? You see what I do? It's right there. Man, I had so many. I actually worked on this on this list. I have so many. It's really hard to treat.
Speaker: It's really hard to choose. Now Chris, I did not, I have them on my list, but I'm not using them. I'm not using the lowest thing fruit that we both choose, that we both would choose because it is. Is that two shows that we would pick? Both of them. Yeah. Yeah. No, I left them both on the list, but I'm not using them. There he is. What's going on? No, no, I wrote them down just for shits and grins because I couldn't make the list and not put them on there. But yeah, they weren't going to get played. They weren't.
Speaker: Yeah, why the hell not? Let's go for a low hanging fruit. What the fuck do I care? Let's go with the friend's theme song. Ooh. Huh? So, I can't sing. I don't know the tune. So no one knew, yeah. No one told you that there's gonna be this wave. That's a good one.
Speaker: You know, I thought of it, but I thought it was the lowest of low hanging fruit. No, I put friends and cheers in the same category as a low hanging fruit. Um, because, but I mean, everybody knows it. It is what it is. Yeah. Oh, okay. Betty said that friends really aren't a low hanging fruit.
Speaker: At first, I'm getting love in the chatter's box. You guys see that? Somebody screen shot that shit. I just got love in the chatter's box. She's turning heel. Betty's turning heel. The end of that sentence said because she put that on her list. I don't care. She agreed with me. It don't matter. Betty's joining the GWO. So now it's me, Jody, and Betty in the GWO.
Speaker: We're getting stronger. We're getting stronger. So Tony, what is your number five, sir? Oh, he's learning the lyrics as we speak. He's got his finger up. Hold on. I'm learning the lyrics. I forgot the words. I forgot the words.
Speaker: I don't know. She totally agreed. That ain't love. That's just agreement. I agree with you. She agreed. She agreed. That's all that matters. She agreed. Nobody ever agrees. Nobody ever gives me any credit in the chatters box.
Speaker: She's coming to the dark side. She's coming to the Glick side. Welcome to the Glick side, young Padawan. Wow, you got that reference right. Did I get it right? Yeah, you got it right. So I am impressed. I'm just saying. However, that being said, even a blind squirrel finds another. So don't get too excited.
Speaker: How do I cancel Betty where's Betty's button Come on You have yes the piece To the actor who was on this show who passed away recently rest of peace to box
Speaker: I'm going to give you the theme song to Boozum Buddies. I don't care what they say anymore. This motherfucker loves some goddamn Boozum Buddies. He had him in his bromance. Did you realize you picked two theme songs from two shows that you picked two bromances from that you lost? But when you say the song, you'll love it. Can't bet you lost it.
Speaker: That's why you get one vote. It's not even a racial thing anymore. Now I'm not Team Tony anymore. Fucking sing the song. MacDudd sing the song. You can't cancel me. This is my life. Go ahead with your own life. Leave me alone. You need to pick the theme song. He just picked Billy fucking Joel because he's from New York. Yeah, I am. And he's from Jersey. It's because he's an uptown girl.
Speaker: Tony's sitting up town girl, looking for Machichis. Yeah, you walked right into that one. No, I didn't. You walked into that one like you. Why? You know what that was? You know what that was? You know what that was? That was a tag team effort for Jeff and I. There's a tag team out of the park, home run, softball. Welcome. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense, home of the Smash Brothers.
Speaker: The new and improved smash. The Glick Age Outlaws, Glick and Jeff. I'm going to give you all that one, the Glick Age Outlaws. You need to make that t -shirt. You need to make that t -shirt. That's the Glick Age Outlaws. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girl. What's my number five? Yeah. Well, the last few pegs, I really wish we could do six.
Speaker: But, I'm gonna go with... We can do six if you want. We can do six? Yeah, what's your six? Awesome, perfect. Well, my show goes a little bit like, well, we're moving on up. To the sand! To the sand! To the sand! To the sand! To the sand! To the sand! To the sand! To the sand!
Speaker: I'll give it to you, Mike. That's a good thing. Just for you, Betty, I'll do it later. And you are not regretting. Jim Parsons, huh?
Speaker: I have to look up the theme song because I know it does have a theme song, but no one still to this day can answer the question of who's the boss. Nice. She says she won't record it if you do the dance. And if I'm wrong, please. She's waiting just like this. She's waiting just like this with a camera phone. Who's the boss theme song?
Speaker: No, I'm not. I haven't checked yet. You want to sing the who's the boss theme song? Michael, since we're doing six now. You guys don't need six. You guys are good. How do you take the path that you don't take? It does have words. It is who's the boss.
Speaker: Yeah, you're fine. We'll stick with five for you guys. That way we don't have to jump in and tell everybody, Hey, give us a six one right now. What is your number five, Chris? That's just for you. Well, Michael, yes, sir. I see. I see your hat. I see your Jeffersons.
Speaker: And all I have to say about that is, those were the days, all in the family, Archie Bunker. I was literally just looking at that, and I was like, damn it. Didn't need no welfare, steaks. Fish eggs. And everybody moved his way. And everybody moved his way. And everybody moved his way. And everybody moved his way.
Speaker: Hell yeah. That is awesome. Hell yeah. The name of the song, it wasn't even that. No, sorry. Breathe, Tony, breathe. Breathing is hard.
Speaker: We're still waiting on one. What's the name of the fucking show?
Speaker: All in the family. All in the family. All in the family theme song. Because Jefferson's were a spin off of all in the family. Yeah. I was going to pick that too. 79, by the way. All right. Oh, wait. That was a show in the 70s. But that's too old for me. That's too old for me.
Speaker: So Tony with your six picks
Speaker: Four words. That's it. It's just four. Oh, same thing. Real quick. Well, actually, I'll wait until we're done. But I have a suggestion to make the list a little bit more, a little bit more that. Yeah, that. Anyways. Yeah, I know. I'd plan on that one. That's okay. Tony, what is your number six? Tony, what is your number six? Don't worry. I'll get it. I'll get it, Betty.
Speaker: I'll have to go with this for the lyrics. The original TV show did not have any lyrics on the song, but I'm going to take, I know my parents love me, stand behind me, come what may. A different world, thank you very much. A different world. Oh yeah, the original one didn't, it was just the beat. Wait, wait, he had them glasses. Where he flip up and yeah boy. That's what threw me off because I was like, wait a minute.
Speaker: I don't know that. But yeah, the original, when it first came out, it was only a beat. No, the copy store was only a different one with a spin -off. I couldn't use the copy store. No, but it first came out. A different world only had the song. It didn't have lyrics. I think it grew. And then I think it was like season two, they added lyrics. No, it was the first couple episodes didn't have lyrics, but then after that, they added them. All right, so Michael, you're number six.
Speaker: Do we have seven? We'll just do 10. This is a theme song on a TV show. But it was also sung by great comedic heroes that we all adore and love on this show. I hate them.
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Speaker: much like the reason I did not put Batman anywhere near my list was because it literally had two words. Batman is a bit of a stretch. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Speaker: All right. No, let's not a good point. Now, and it's not any bit of stretch in the reason why is because I have the whole lyrics of this song, which is through the strings are swollen, keep them all falling, rawhide. That's true. That's true. Because Billy Crystal, Billy Crystal does sing a verse of it in Six -Lickers. But in the TV show, in the TV show, is it just
Speaker: This is because there was a couple TV shows that I thought about and you can go to certain websites. You can go to Mojo and they've done top 10 list for years decades at this point on YouTube and
Speaker: I'll put it up to vote. If you guys say it's good, it's good. I'm not gonna argue it. But there's a reason why I left certain TV shows. I have another backup. I have another backup. Well, I'm just saying in the TV show, was it more than just that rolling, rolling, rolling, roll, hide? I'm just asking. I'm putting it up for a vote. We already know, old dirty bastard made a song called Roll Hide.
Speaker: I know Rawhide is a goddamn song, and I don't know why ODB came into this conversation, Tony. Jesus Christ, he made a lot of songs. I'm just asking as far as TV theme shows go, and I will put it up to a vote. Michael's votes, yes. Obviously mine's questionable, but what do you, Jeff and Tony, what do you guys think? Okay.
Speaker: Okay, no argument. I did the same thing to myself on two things last week. You're good. I have an alternate. You don't need one. No, no. I did the same thing to myself last week, two times. So I want to type in the... I'm not arguing.
Speaker: It's not an attack at you or anything like that I did the same thing to myself twice I want to tighten it up and I want to make it
Speaker: I'm attacked. We've learned from a couple of starting fives that we got to keep integrity, boys. Integrity, gentlemen. Yes, integrity. Sorry, Tony's here, so I can't say that. Well, that's why I'm here. I'm contemplating. I have another one. No, you're good, Mike. You're good. We all hides in. I'm contemplating adding seven for this week because I just popped up another one and I was like, holy shit, I can't believe I forgot that. Well, I've got a list. For days here, you tell me to add, I'll keep, I'm good.
Speaker: Well, for my number six, I'm going with Perfect Strangers. Now, I don't know the theme song, but I do. It does have lyrics. I just looked it up. No, they were at the bottom of my list. And actually, Jody and I were talking about that today. And I...
Speaker: Yes. What was it? I love that fucking show. That show was hilarious. And one of the best cameos in Lethal Web, or not Lethal Web, but sorry. Oh, no. It was Beverly Hills. It was when he pops up, he's like, sir, it's. Sage. So I make it right back there. That shit cracks me up every time. I saw. I felt.
Speaker: Okay, since we're gonna do seven I'm gonna go ahead and get this out of the way you guys can yell at me You guys can yell at me and call it a low -hanging fruit if you'd like It is what it is
Speaker: You know, I didn't think about it. My kids are gonna be mad at me because I didn't pick it. But I thought it was the lowest bow and goddamn Luke dude. And it is Jake. He's coming in here and making fun of me for my, my boss hog hat.
Speaker: And Roscoe? Hey, and I love William and Jenny's, man. I guess you can say old Bo and Luke got themselves into some trouble, didn't they? And then it went to commercial. And then it went to the commercial. You know what's funny? Is if you watch the DVDs, it still does the pause, and you're like, why are they fucking pausing? Because I did. Why did they pause? Yeah, because they didn't have the technology. What's a commercial?
Speaker: Oh, yeah. So y 'all don't really think they're going to make it over this bridge now, do you? You don't think old Bo and Luke are going to make it over this bridge, do you? Car would freeze. It's like, oh, are they going to? I don't know. Tony, what is your number seven? Uh, Betty, I would say yes to the people I want to add. I would not be. If you are, if you are here and you're able and you're willing to add an extra one, go ahead. I got an extra one. Go ahead and add one.
Speaker: So go ahead, just hit the email. You guys don't have to, though. This is just us. We're having fun with it. We're crazy. Maybe if you have another one, send me another one. Yeah, go ahead, Tony. What is your number seven? We're going to go back to the world of animation. I feel like we should do eight just to make it an even number. I was thinking the same thing. I feel like we should do eight just to make it an even number. I was thinking the same thing. Just so you know.
Speaker: I was thinking the same thing. I like even numbers. Because you had... Well, I'm a little bit OCD in it. I'm going to take Darkwing Duck because with this shovel, you call DW. Way to jump on my coattails.
Speaker: Let it be known. Let it be dangerous. Like he literally just walked in the house and said, I'm going to suck your dick. Like, I'm like, Jesus Christ, dude. That's what you did. That's what you did. Oh, my damn. Last week. Last week. Just like that. Just like that video. Last week, I showed you the villain of the TV show. Don't play with me, son. Get that banana away from me.
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Speaker: I'm gonna end mine with the animation too. Well, we have one more after this.
Speaker: We're going to eat. Is there pinky and a brain? Yes. Pinky and a brain. Why doesn't he do this? Why doesn't he do this? What do we do with the other brains then? They're laboratories. I think we do every night, baby. What are we going to do tonight, brain? The same thing we do every night. What do we do every night, pinky? Why don't you take over the world? Why don't you take over the world? Well, I am going to go.
Speaker: to a little bit back and well with Mr. Michael J. Fox in Family Ties. Jody said, just do fucking 20. Why does the F work? No, we're going to do eight. We're going to do eight, and I'm going to call it eight. Eight, because I can't put 20 in a fucking list on picture. No, we're going to do eight. We're going to call it eight. And Chris, number seven. Family Ties. Number seven. Just face palming and everything. So angry.
Speaker: Maybe I've got five I can see every day. Don't try me, son. All right. Well, you know, because I'm living in my own little world and I'm doing my own little thing every year, what do I got? What the hell did Christian Cage party? So we got, what do I got? What do I got? DuckTales, Scooby, Dukes of Hazzard, friends, wonder years, all in the family. We're doing one more, right? Yeah, this one.
Speaker: I'm gonna cut shit for this. Yes. But it is what it is. Yes. Tell me I'm fucking wrong on this. Say anything bad about it though. Go, go Power Rangers! You mighty fucking Power Rangers! You mother sucker! I hated that show. You could have that.
Speaker: I hated that show. Yeah, but actually it was everywhere. I love that show. I hate. I love that. I still have the original Power Ranger movie with Dr. Ooze. I love that show. I'm so torn. Oh, God. I had two that I was going to finish it up with and Power Rangers popped into my head.
Speaker: So I'm so torn between my last one. But anyways, I digress. Tony, your final pick. Before we go to break. Understood. Oh wait, we gotta do the challenge box. I gotta fly through that. I don't remember all the words, but this is one of the group best cartoons ever. I don't care what anybody says.
Speaker: I'm going to take the theme song to Animaniacs. I knew. No, no. See, I knew. I knew for a fact. And I almost said something. And I was going to say something to see if I could swerve him, because I knew when you said Pinky in the brain, he was going to pick Animaniacs. Well, here's my thing. He sucked both of our dicks tonight, Michael. No, I did not. No, I did not. Listen, listen, let me be clear. You built off of money. Check in with me and do your job.
Speaker: I told you the cartoon I was going with. I took GI Joe. I told you that was coming. I told you dark blue duck was coming. I showed you naked duck. That's N -E -G -A for you racist motherfuckers. I showed you a picture of that motherfucker. And we all knew GI Joe. Small things are choking hands are turning just so you know. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker: I could but it is your turn now this is a story about how
Speaker: I think everybody avoided that theme song except for Michael. I was picking all the way around that. You didn't do some hazards.
Speaker: You have a French Francis way lower than Duke's. Yes. No, they're about the same game. They're about the same. Jeffrey, your final pick. Well, for mine, I actually looked up the lyrics. Now the world don't beat. The sound of just one drum. Different strokes, yeah. Yes, the different strokes. Little Webster, what you talking about with us?
Speaker: Well, with my final pick and then we can get into the chatter's box picks and then we can go to break. I'm a little torn here. I'm so full of shit. Well, I really am. The one I'm torn on besides that was something I was like, damn, I might want to get hurt. Actually, you know what? I'm not.
Speaker: You guys got some good ones. We've done 10 before. Let's do 10 again. I can't put 10 on a picture. We've done 10 before. We did 10 weeks ago. It distorts way too bad. I'm gonna consult my counsel.
Speaker: I guess was just worried. That's called Google. He only wanted one team to prove he can do it again, I guess. I had to Google one myself. I'm not even going to say nothing. That last one, I had to Google lyrics. Because for a second there, I was like, wait, does it have words? I'm going to go fry some chicken. I'm consulting my counsel. You guys talk amongst yourselves. I'll be right back. Well, I have one that's back up that I don't think Chris is going to pick anyway. Is it fried chicken?
Speaker: I have the spin -off from all in the family in mind. He did that already. No, the spin -off. Oh, RG Bogus place? No, that's a good pull. Actually, I was thinking of Mama's family. That didn't come off when I did it.
Speaker: Actually, I think Archie was a, or I think all in the family was a spin -off of Mama's family. Wasn't it? No. I knew something to spin -off. No, that wasn't. Archie Bunker was its own standalone show. Mama's family didn't have a spin -off. No? Uh -oh. Okay. Okay. She would be the original Madea. The white version of Madea. Am I wrong?
Speaker: Yeah, the council has spoken with my final pick of the night. All right, what do you got? I'm going to leave this up to you guys to vote upon it if you'd like. No. Doctor. Your vote don't count. Doctor Scott Bakula.
Speaker: or Sam, as you might know him, and his holographic friend, Al, bouncing from time to time in quantum leap. There was a narration. There was a narration.
Speaker: Dr. Sam whatever his name stepped into a quantum whatever and found himself bouncing. Yes, there are lyrics. Okay. That would be a show. I actually did. He did. Finally. Actually, he made it home a couple times. I love that show. It's one of my favorite shows and I not only do I love that show, it's one of my favorite shows but I have
Speaker: Started watching the reruns and I have got my kids watching that show and they love it. It was a decent show. I have my kids watching the original MacGyver. MacGyver was good too. That's a good show. I got a trivia question for you. Thank you baby. By the way, it was a show that was just as similar. Do you remember what it was? It's called Tony's Making Shit Up Right Now.
Speaker: I bet you and Google it to find out. I bet you I could. Just tell me what it is real quick and then we can get in there. Google it. The name of the TV show was called Voyagers. They did the same thing. Never heard of it. Well, you know what? The one I had in my head that I think we can all agree was an amazing show, but it did not have lyrics that I can remember, was Highway to Heaven.
Speaker: That was a good shot. That was a good shot. Well, let's do this. Let's do this. Let's hold off on our backups. Yeah. Down the road. We'll hit this again. Not next week, but down the road. I propose that we revisit this. Well, I have a question. There's a lot of good.
Speaker: Cuz next week, not next week, but though. I'm ready when you are. I've got plenty more. Next week is - I started - Are we at 190? I'm gonna be honest. Today's 95. Today's 95. Next. So - I'm running out. So I'm just saying, put it in the back, down the road, we'll revisit this. Not anytime soon. Not, you know, several episodes down the road, I say we revisit this.
Speaker: Next week we hit 100, right? No, no, we'll be at 98 Saturday. Wednesday will be at 100. For the week we do 100 episodes. We are doing celebrity crush crush as we had as a kid. So we'll do that next Saturday night.
Speaker: We'll announce it Wednesday and we'll do it. We'll do it next Saturday night. That'll be episode 9. No, no. Or do you want to have us wait until episode 101? You want to wait until 101? I'll see, 100. I know, toss it up. What do you guys want to do? We'll wait until 101. We'll wait until 101. 101. 101. I will tell you fuckers outside of the podcast, my number one pick, just to make her off limits. If you guys all agree not to pick her number one.
Speaker: Sounds fair. Well, he's got to take off the show. In Snapchat. Hit it in Snapchat so we can all disagree if that's viable.
Speaker: Well, if you guys disagree that you won't pick her and I can't have her, then she's off the board. I won't pick her. Glick? I won't take it. This is going to burn a bridge. This is going to burn a bridge. And I'm not trying to be personal. I'm not trying to overstep my boundaries. But my number one pick, her name does begin with a J. Oh, no, we're good. No, trust me, we're good.
Speaker: I'm gonna let my filter work so I don't get myself in actually, you know what baby plug your ears Nope
Speaker: You're a new Glick. You're a better Glick. You're better than this. You know you could absolutely - Hit him with it. Hit him with it. Do it. No, you're good. Yeah, no, no. I don't know. I think we're not. I don't think we are, Chip. I think you and I are on the same page. So we might have to take her completely off the list.
Speaker: No, that would be unfair, because she's way too fine. I know, but yes, I know. She's still playing. She begins with a D. This is the only chance I got to win. Good. I can't win. And when you hear her character's name, you'll know exactly what her name is. Oh, Tony, I want to burn you so bad. You know. I know. That was fun. That was fun.
Speaker: Don't tell us don't tell us and we'll make it interesting because if you're thinking who I'm thinking you're thinking
Speaker: Well I have a backup and I already know she's on your list. I already know she's going to be your number one. So I win this week and then the next week I totally bomb it. You'd have to tank it on purpose. Celebrity pushes is going to be phenomenal. I can go 10 for 10. You want to call 10 for 10 now?
Speaker: What, on the chatters box, or what do you want, 10 for 10 on celebrity crushes? Yeah. I mean, that's a call order. Honestly, I don't mind you. I don't have 10 celebrity crushes. I don't think I have 10. I truly don't have 10 celebrity crushes. Celebrity crushes music? Celebrity crushes TV? It might need to be. I say all of the above. I say movies, TV, and music. That's all I have above. Movies, TV, and music. Yeah. I don't have 10. Honestly, I don't think I have 10. I would have to start making shit up. I don't think I have 10 either.
Speaker: Okay, so kid, just on what you got. I got plenty. Now, remember, gentlemen, when it comes to celebrity classes, it's when you were a kid. So like, yeah, you know, Megan Fox is out because she won for Tony B. Yeah, Megan Fox. We're talking 70s, 80s, and 90s. Oh, that's bad when she came out. Because we go 70s, 80s, and 70s here. Megan, 70s, 80s, 90s.
Speaker: Sorry, sorry. I don't know how I feel about this lady. I'm sorry. I think you're going to... Anyways, anyways, asshole, shut the fuck up. I'm trying to give you the chatter's box. So, uh, the first chatter's box list, I'm just going by order the way they came in. We got Betty. We got Betty came in. She's got LaVerna and Shirley. Friends. Three's company. Different strokes. The facts of life. And that's it.
Speaker: I'm hitting these with the star just so you know Vicki's got hers in she came in next with the facts of life the love boat Brady lunch Mr. Rogers and the monkeys
Speaker: Well, I said we'll do it down the road way down the road so we're gonna have to we're gonna
Speaker: We got Jeeves with his list. A first timer. Jeeves. Welcome Jeeves to the list. Welcome. He's got American dad, family guy, big bang theory, full house and family matters. Oh, he sounds like a younger cat in all honesty. Yeah. I was going to say he's, he's not a John. Yeah. Uh, Eleanor, the current, Eleanor, the current champ, she's got cheers. Yeah. Life goes on.
Speaker: The Sopranos, she's got Wonder Years, Fraggle Rock and Punky Brewster. Chatter's Box brings the fire man. Y 'all don't want to keep fucking around with the Chatter's Box. Betty did add two more to her list.
Speaker: She added, hold on a second, let me do this. I did get that, Betty, so I got that email. I got that, Jody coming in, a former champion, Vicki's a former champion, Betty's a, I think Betty, I don't know if Betty's won or not, or if Betty's won and Vicki. Only one is not a champion would be Jeez, cuz he's brand new this week, but everybody's tired. Right, everybody else has won at least one. Well, yeah, we got it though.
Speaker: Betty hasn't actually no no because because the one week where you fucked everything up We just said everybody's a winner, but that's like a little asterisk so Betty hasn't won yet, but Vicky has one one You know it is what it is We got a returning champ making her presence felt again Jodi she's got her her list Coming in. She's got golden girls Good times
Speaker: greatest American hero, the Flintstones. She took, she took greatest, she took greatest American hero for me, Tony.
Speaker: I was going to put it on there because the movie, the show itself was the song alone. The song was this was. Yes, the show. And she also had. I'm watching Close Encounters of the Third Kind and then and then the and then the movie plays. I mean, the show played. She also had. So she had Golden Girls, Good Times, Flintstones and one that none of us said. Oh, shit. The Addams family.
Speaker: And she did have a six pick. She had happy days. Nice. Strong list, very strong list.
Speaker: Yeah Betty Betty did send in Betty did send in a Couple extra picks even though they didn't have to Gave me the extra happy days pick when we said we were going six, but Betty did send in Betty I know you sent two. I'm just gonna say one Just be six
Speaker: Yeah, keep it at six, because I'm weird like that with even numbers outside of the starting five, but she had married with children. She also had happy days as a bonus, but she did have happy days, but we'll keep you guys at six. Those of you who...
Speaker: Marywood Children, that's a decent poll. Marywood Children was her first troll on this. That's why I like hearing what everybody has. I love the Chatter's Box. I absolutely love the Chatter's Box. What we want to write about the Chatter's Box is they're on a whole other level than we are. Because we literally think about what each other is going to pick. And we're missing these ones that the Chatter's Box are just snatching up as soon as they can. Because we're not worried about what other people are going to pick.
Speaker: So I have a question for you guys. Go ahead. Because we only got about 40 minutes left in the show. 40 minutes or so. And I do want to jump off close to Indian time. I have no problem coming back and hanging out, doing action show stuff. But I want to jump off so I can call.
Speaker: Talk to me. Talk to my baby. Talk to my girl for a few minutes. She's got to get up super early with my boo. She calls me boo in that. What's up, buddy? You want to say hi to everybody? Come here and say hi, you little son of a bitch. Hey, come here. Everybody say hi. Come here. You want to put the dog in and come and say hi? Cash don't want to say hi to anybody. Hey, Tony's on here. Cash. Tony's on here. Remember? Remember, Tony named you baby nonsensical.
Speaker: He said bleh when I said Tony's on here. He said bleh. He's racist. I'm so proud of my boy. I'm raising him. I'm just kidding. I swear to God.
Speaker: He said, I swear to God, don't move my hotbeds. No. Next thing you know, you see Cash walk in the background with the clamps on it. Yeah, he's got a cup out of the flag draped on his... Cash loves Tony, Tony's a little for you. Yeah, I've been looking for your black ass. I can't see shit this day!
Speaker: No, no, Cash likes Tony. Tony is Cash's dude because Tony gave him the nickname baby nonsensical. So at the end of the day, we did have a lot of fun. I was so drunk that night. We had so much fun.
Speaker: That was the night that Tony was messaging you the next day asking if I was okay Yeah, because I went live and Tony pops in my life and he's like hey That's gone out the window
Speaker: But like I said, I do enjoy the chatters box getting in there. I love seeing their list. And I try not to look at their list until tonight when we pick. But here's the thing. So here's the thing.
Speaker: Take a break or just keep on rolling. Interrupt everything we got going on right now or just keep rolling into the end of the show and, okay. Well, you got the news. You did the top, you did the top 50 movies. Oh, I do have a brand new top 10 for you guys. Golden. Keep rolling. Okay. We're going to, we're, we're, we're not going to do a break. Eventually we'll get to the second hour of break because I do have a new black top Mojo cover and I played a little bit of it Wednesday night because we did the same thing Wednesday night. We were, we were rolling and we were having fun and I was like, fuck it. We're not going to break.
Speaker: But I found a cover and I played a little bit of snippet of it. But our boys were live in concert and did a cover of Hotel California. And it is fucking killer. So eventually we'll get you. I'm just going to keep wearing my belt. Yesterday we went to the pool since the wife was leaving today. And I had the speaker out there. Dude, your pool is like 30 feet from your back door. I know. It's crazy. Why do you need a special occasion to go to your pool?
Speaker: I know it's crazy. That's cause we'd never go. But, but we went over to the pool and we had, there's a bunch of people in the pool and I brought my speaker out and I was playing Blacktop Mojo and I had six different people come up. What's the name of that band? That's a new song. They, they all love the My Girl song. It's good. Oh, it's so good. It is so good. I almost, I, I, as much as I don't want to, I almost want to change out Blacktop Woman.
Speaker: at the end of the song, or at the end of the show, for my girl. That's a tough call, though. I know, right? The problem is then you miss out on the oh shit chuck and the discussion we have about the convenience store from hell. Mm -hmm. Damn, I got a shit ton of emails from Monday. Let me call this dude back real quick.
Speaker: So what is your top 50 list about, Chris? Well, I can't. Well, where's Michael at? I want to get everybody in here, because I feel like this is a good list that I'm on with looking at New York. I'm more alive with looking at New York. I have a couple ideas for lists. Yeah. Who doesn't know?
Speaker: I want to do like a pumped like a song that gets you pumped list, but obviously we'd have to exclude blacktop mojo because we are sponsored by them. But like, I want to do like the classics. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, no, no, no. I mean, I think we could easily do a list and not and not have blacktop mojo in the list as far.
Speaker: I missed it. You like that? You like that, you motherfucker? Play with me. Play with me, son. You was thinking hard. You was thinking hard. I was filtered. I was being hanged. I was a motherfucker. That's how you do it. Jody, we need to talk. That's what you do. That's what we do. Now Jody, and Jody, if you're still listening, do me one favor. Just send one word to Chris.
Speaker: I knew that shit was going to happen. I knew you could not. He'll love you forever. He put to yourself long enough. What is it? What is it? Daddy. Oh, no. He said it was Daddy. He'll love it. He loves it. It's his favorite. Do it. Do it. Say it. You know what? I might make an exception to the rule. Not that she would ever do that, but I might make an exception to the rule. She said that's cool.
Speaker: Oh no, I knew exactly who it was. When you said the J, no, yeah, we are not on the same page. No, no, trust me. Tony D, she was in that list, but she wasn't my number one. Only recently. And you know what? And I will say this right now, and we're talking behind the scenes, and everybody's like, what the fuck are these assholes talking about? But right now, I will say, Tony, if that's your number one pick, ain't nobody going to touch her.
Speaker: If you want to take that, only recently hit my list. That kind of hit a little bit differently. See? Yeah, it's kind of rethinking his life life lessons. That's good one week one week and see if you have that same energy.
Speaker: Wow. Wow. Wow. Okay. Tushay Jeffrey. Tushay Jeffrey.
Speaker: Just remember, Jody, you will never replace me. You can only take my time. Nice. Jesus Christ. Holy shit. Holy shit. Whoa. Jesus. Guy!
Speaker: As my wife says, you just prefer that fat fuck over me.
Speaker: It's the beer, it's the beer. Trust me, it's the beer. That's what I'm telling you, I said it's the beer. It's like the racing stripes. I'm hitting you super fast. I'm on it today, boys. Holy shit.
Speaker: God, that was a good drink that I just took too, and I just wasted half of it. As we used to say in high school, isn't that like 10 post -shots right there? Alcohol abuse. Yes, that is 10 post -shots. Oh, shut up, Jeffrey. That was a military thing. Yeah, well, she understands. See, unlike some people's significant others, Jeffrey, she understands. She understands. God damn.
Speaker: Jeffrey, may I remind you Jeffrey, watch what you say. She carries a gun legally and she can shoot you. You should have to be one hell of a shot and hit me all the way in Mexico. I'm gonna get a message. We're on the Cancun for vacation. As long as I get to kick him in the dick before you shoot him, baby. Don't kill him, just wound him.
Speaker: Oh my god, I am kind of a
Speaker: Wow, so yeah. It's spring break. Oh, I'm feeling a little bit different about that word right now. I'm not going to lie. See, I told you. It's all about the delivery. It's all about the person, apparently. I get poppy. And I love it.
Speaker: I just looked at the message again. I'm feeling all sorts of way. It's all about the delivery and who says it. Oh my goodness. I got beer on my laptop. I got beer on my dresser. I got beer everywhere. That is awesome for real. Holy smokes. You got your ass good. It doesn't happen very often. Oh God.
Speaker: How many am I drinking? Yeah, you better. Oh my god, you better stop, girl. That was a no -no, and Jeffrey knows that was a no -no. I want to hear you say it just how you texted it, actually, right now. There you go. Yeah, do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. And I want to hear it. I want to hear the audio.
Speaker: No, you're not allowed to hear the audio. Save the audio and, uh, I'm gonna be just motherfucker. Like you owe me money. It wasn't even asked for. There's the, there's the actual Foley life for Tony. You're in and out. You're in and out. You're fading. You're dropping your, you're setting the other thing.
Speaker: Your camera's dropped like four times. I'm here. No, your camera dropped like four times. I can't believe that she did it. Oh my god, I cannot believe she did that. Did she do it? No, she has to be in the audio. Oh. I got two messages, and I'm feeling all sorts of ways right now. Is it Friday yet? It's all about the delivery. And who's delivering it? It's all about the person. That's what I said? You guys haven't. What about the delivery? You guys.
Speaker: I'm trying to recover Michael I'm trying to recover
Speaker: Oh no, I don't know. Trust me, I'm not getting that much. She's got to get up stupid early in the morning. So I'm going to take what I can get. Where the hell is it at?
Speaker: Anyways, you're a professional Glick, you can pull through this, you can do this, you got this, you got your filter working, you're behaving yourself. Shut up, Jeff, you're not helping. There's a reason why we have a group chat, Michael.
Speaker: Let me just read what he said. No, let's not. Let's not. I don't have no problem saying it. I have actually no problem saying it at all. I just didn't want to say it on the show.
Speaker: I sent you that message. Can we play that game? And after about 25 minutes, Chris explained to me the video that I was going to send is over 60 seconds. So I will send it to you in Facebook. You can send it on messenger. You just have to save it to your phone and then send it on message. It's
Speaker: Check your Facebook. I'm going to send it to you right now. I will. Good. Go ahead. Do your top 10. Trust me. You're running out of time. You got 25 minutes. Go. It's my top 10. Because it's my show. And I do everything. And I have a microphone. So here's my fucking top 10, guys. Stupid tricks. You know, that's just like your opinion, man. That is Humble Glick at his best right there. Everybody.
Speaker: You know what, in real life, in real life, as a person, Jeffrey knows this and Mike, you know this. And I feel like Tony probably knows this because Tony and I, you know, we got to know each other. Oh, God, did I? Okay, no, I didn't. But I really am, I'm a super humble person. And that's like the whole merch store. Speaking of the merch store, let me go ahead and shout that out real quick. If you guys aren't already, go ahead and check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, at Nonsense School Nonsense.
Speaker: You can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night right here on HAPS. Download the app. It's a free app. It's sending to us. And follow Nonsenseable Nonsense. You guys can hang out with us in the chatters box, shoot some shit. What's going on, John? And you can also get every single episode, every single episode of the podcast on Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, and Apple Podcasts. Basically anywhere and everywhere you get your little podcasts and jellies and fixings from.
Speaker: Hit us up at Nonsenseable Nonsense or at Nonsenseable Nonsense Podcast. If you guys want to get into the starting five, you want to email us for any other reason, whatever the case may be, feel free to do so at Nonsenseable Nonsense Podcast at gmail .com. How do you like how that sounds, Jeffrey?
Speaker: I have had a lot of practice lately. So definitely check us out on all social media. Check us out wherever you're using the podcast at. Definitely download the app. But we also do have a merch store at teespring .com.
Speaker: that Jeff's entertained by himself. So check out teespring .com. You can get some of your official nonsensical nonsense merchandise, shirts, t -shirts. We got the don't push the button glitter sticker that I just put out there.
Speaker: Another favorite that I've made recently has been the nonsensical nonsense closers. And we've got that in hoodies, we've got that in meds, we've got it in men's hoodies, t -shirts, and women's hoodies, and women's shirts as well. We've also got leggings for the ladies. And we got tumblers and pine glasses and all that fun stuff. Just go check this out. Teespring .com slash nonsensical nonsense. Are you watching the video, Tony?
Speaker: I wanna play this game, Tony! Holy shit, I wanna play this game! What game is it that Jeff wants to play? It's in the... I sent it in the group messenger on Facebook. Don't play it out loud, Chris. Yo, what's up, kid? What's up, man? How you doing? I'm good. I'm good. Yo, you got my money? Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!
Speaker: You don't have to be talkin' to me like that. Nigga. You both get fucked up. You both get fucked up. I'm gonna play that game. Dude, I play that shit. You gonna fuck yourself up. Why? Why? Why do you think we brought Tony on the show? No, no, no, no, no. Mike's watchin' it.
Speaker: However, however, I'm going to clarify for the people that are listening. It is a black man saying that word. Everybody's seen the video. Everybody has seen the video. I got to fry some chicken amongst yourself. Jeff, you fucked me up tonight.
Speaker: I saw an SNL skit that was like that where you had a black friend that he would say that you wouldn't get in trouble for staying in. No, I don't think they could have gotten away with that on SNL. That's what he does. He literally points at the dude and says the word.
Speaker: But he gives each inflection. Each one is different, which cracks me up every time. That's why I had to sit there and rewind it. I was looking, I'm late. Did he say? Did you really send me this shit thinking it was funny? Don't talk to me like that! Ninja! Just say it, Jeff. You sent it before. I'm late, Jeff. I'm late. I'm late.
Speaker: That's why I need you to walk around with me so I can use the word when I just point at you and you say it. Cause you get away with it, I can't. I need someone take my damn phone away from me. I keep looking at the messages. Where am I at? What are we doing? We're doing the top ten. Top ten. Top ten. Top ten. Top ten.
Speaker: You got my money? You got Jeff? Jeff, you fucked up and baby. Girl, oh. Anyways. What, you gonna be all right over there? I think so. Yeah, Chris's camera goes down, we'll know why. Well, next Saturday night, I will be doing the show in Cincinnati. Nice.
Speaker: So I might do it outside. I gotta, I gotta put my 10. Speaking of Cincinnati, we get a baseball season. Oh yeah. But anyways, I got a top 10 for you guys tonight. This is a legitimate top 10. My strange addiction, top 10 strangest addictions. Okay. I hope you guys are ready for this one.
Speaker: Because it's a lot of what the fuck does that count? It is a lot of what in the actual fuck is wrong with people. Well, as we've discussed multiple times, there is an ask for every seat. A doorknob for every hand. This is true. Some of these may surprise, but some may not. Well, coming to number 10.
Speaker: eating drywall. Wait, what? What? What fucking asshole just looked at drywall and went, that motherfucker looks good. Can we throw some barbecue sauce on that or something? There are a lot of, there are a lot of creatures that can get inside your walls and eat away at your drywall causing serious damage to your home.
Speaker: But 26 -year -old Nicole is beating the mice to it. She pulls out hunks of drywall from her own home, leaving home sometimes three feet wide to eat the drywall. Go to Home Depot, you silly bitch, and buy them sheets of drywall. Save yourself some money. Save yourself some time. Just go to Home Depot with a pickup and buy a pallet full of fucking drywall.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, coming in at number nine, eating toilet paper. Toilet paper. I can see, I can see, I can see using toilet paper for spit wads. We're going to tell you now, we'll face this whole time. Yep. Yeah. Well, I'll show you today. Somebody gets screenshots. Where is Mike? Tony's going to be like, white people are crazy. These aren't all white people. I guarantee you that. Trust me. I'm right here at once. The number is not. Number nine. What are you doing? Sending dick pics again?
Speaker: I did not take a dick pic. I'm not that drunk yet. You sent it to me last time you got drunk. I know. And I was like, what the hell is that? It was my dick. It was my dick. And I said, I did live here. It looks like a turtle that's scared. I make you a reactor when I was a kid. You know this. I'm the screenshot of this shit on his voice.
Speaker: I'm glad Tony's enjoying that joke.
Speaker: I'm really happy for that. That brings so much joy to my life knowing that Tony laughed about my dick like that. Come on. You call that a dick? Other people would say the turkey's done. Oh, that's fucked up. You seem like a total bit scared.
Speaker: I hope you're drinking, Michael. I am. You call that a dick, it looks like Tiger Woods about to tee off on the 19th hole. You got him, I swing. Oh, Jesus. Anyways, yeah, number nine is eating toilet paper. Not white people, toilet paper is supposed to go in one place. It ain't your mouth, but Keisha,
Speaker: Keisha that's your people Jeff said that show people Number eight number eight in love with a doll Dave cat. Yes, Dave cat is in love with the doll named Sador. I
Speaker: They live together, go shopping together, and eat dinner together, just like a regular couple would expect. You know, Sidor is made of plastic, Davecat gives Sidor's foot massages, and probably one of her favorite things in the world. Yeah, so yeah, Dave, Davecat's definitely a white guy. Dave's weird. Number seven, eating couch cushions. This is why I'm old fashioned. I don't do this new shit you motherfuckers is on. I'm gonna go ahead and tell y 'all right now.
Speaker: I don't do this new shit. Okay. Okay. So we're only on number seven or we're only on number seven by a show of hands. And yes, I understand that we're going to put this on Spotify and everything and it's going to be audio. So by a show of hands, we're only on number seven. How many of us in this room has done any of these things? None.
Speaker: Not even for a moment. None. None. Exactly. So there's four guys in here. Give me 10 seconds. And none of us have done any of these things. Look, give me 10 seconds, please. The only time anybody's ever supposed to get away with having a stuffed animal as a companion is when your ass is in an HIV lane on the highway trying to get home from work. Nobody in there, y 'all, fucking around. No, no, no, no. I can understand. You didn't have a comfort stuffed animal as long as you ain't fucking it. When you were a kid. He went shopping and took it to dinner. Yeah, that's weird. I'll get you that.
Speaker: What the fuck are you talking about Brian this is why we can't let Brian is slowly. This is something like Brian's entering that J category I'm gonna whisper to you guys so nobody else can hear us But Brian is slowly starting to enter that J category. You know what I mean? Like yeah, he's here. We should let him know that we've seen that he's here but after that No, I'm just talking to you guys. They can't hear us
Speaker: That's what we do. So we just gotta acknowledge that Brian's here, but we don't have to engage Brian. Yeah, remember that Michael. Do not engage Jay. I'm trying.
Speaker: I thought I did good. I thought I did good. What's going on, Brian? They tried to start something and I didn't do a good job today. Well, he didn't do good. No, you didn't. Dammit. We help you out, no. We're boys, no. You did not do good. Oh, did he not? I had my bad. Try to give a logical answer, which is against the brakes. Well, apparently, Eleanor eats couch cushions. Number six. Eleanor.
Speaker: I'm just saying. Well, number six is snorting baby powder. I'm gonna... Really? Why the fuck have you snorted baby powder? I've found that one, just for the help of it. Just trying to be funny? Yeah, be a funny one. Yeah, I can understand doing it as a joke. What?
Speaker: But apparently this guy, this person did it and was like, damn, that's pretty good. That's a hell of a buzz. Give me some more. I've seen people do shit once. I'll never do it. Some of you dudes out there play with each other once just to see. I never did that. I have snipped babies. I never played that game.
Speaker: I'm not here to judge, Tony. You do whatever makes you happy, my friend. I stay with Eleanor. If Eleanor enjoys eating couch cushions, then eat couch cushions. I'm not here to judge. I'm just reading the list. I'm just a guy who hosts a podcast with three of my best friends. You know, once upon a time I was a little wolf and I wear a wolf pack.
Speaker: What's going on, John? I don't understand why you still even entertain that nonsense. But anyways, number five, drinking nail polish. I cannot even stand the smell of nail polish. What a, Tony, Tony's like, I can't do this, let me out of this thing. You motherfuckers crazy.
Speaker: I've got to do a lot of myself. You are one of my best friends too, Brian. You know I love you, dude. I love you to the moon and back, brother. I don't understand drinking that much. Wouldn't that be dangerous? It sounds incredibly dangerous. But it does. And colorful. Anybody who voted for Biden, I mean.
Speaker: That's a sad little reply. I only said that for the reaction from Tony. Wait, wait, wait. Tony, give me that look again. Just so you know. Number four. Smelling baby doll heads. The plastic baby dolls like smelling their heads. I thought that was just the nobody thing.
Speaker: I can't see your face, but I already know. Are you drinking orange juice? Tell me there's alcohol in your orange juice. This is how you fight COVID.
Speaker: This is how I fight COVID. I got a jar of moonshine on my refrigerator. Daring COVID to fucking tempt me. Fucking play with Glick COVID. All juice and spaghetti. Wait a minute, do you have COVID again? That is 389. I'm trying not to get it no more. I was just saying, you're like, I'm fighting COVID.
Speaker: I haven't changed my life at all. And I have not had COVID. Oh, I fight. Plastic odor. But I also made it very clear. Plastic odor, right? Yeah, they do have an odor. They do have an odor. The reason why they got a plastic odor is because they're plastic. Well, it's plastic and it's generally - The answer is in the title. It's horse hair. That's like, where are the Dukes or Hazzard from? Hazzard. Mississippi.
Speaker: Okay, so we're in our final three and we're about to get into it. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Let me get the camera ready. Yeah, Michael, turn your camera on. Stop taking dick pics. Nobody wants to see your scared turtle.
Speaker: You know how many times I've gotten Tony to fall out? He's going to choke on his fucking spaghetti. Somebody call 911. Tony's about to choke on his spaghetti. I love when I get Tony to fall out laughing. That is like my new mission in life is to get Tony to fall out. That's like if you can't make Tony lose it once during an episode, you fail.
Speaker: I have two goals when it comes to Tony from now on. When we're live together, I want him to fall out, laugh. And my other goal is when he's live with other people, that I can come into the chatters box and just say some of the most fucked up random ass shit. And I get to fuck you, Glick Glick.
Speaker: Like that one? Cuz I will, I'll come in and I'll be like Tony's probably gonna get this reference. I'll be like CM Punk back before he left WWE and I'll drop a pipe bomb. And then I wait for it and I watch and I'm like, there it is.
Speaker: Mike fucking changed his goddamn shirt for like the fourth time tonight. What the fuck are you doing? Who are you trying to impress? Even even Glick will like this one All right, you don't always need a plan sometimes you just need a pair of balls and a Viking beard and
Speaker: The guy who like prances around in a fucking dress and pretend and claims he's so proud of being Irish, wants to be Viking so bad. Or Scottish or whatever the hell you are. First off, first off, I'm Scottish, not Irish. That's for some formos. I stand out, I'm Scottish, but I just have a tartan and a quick pan.
Speaker: So there's that sucker. Are you drunk? Are you drunk off of it, Tony? Pilt. It is a kilt. It is a kilt. It's a skirt. Well, men wear and men wear look completely different. I've been told. I see a bunch of schoolgirls wearing those. It's a kilt. You guys basically wear the same thing as a Catholic schoolgirl. I'm just saying. I remember back in the day, Britney Spears did that video. Oops, baby.
Speaker: And again, I play with your heart. Yes, she wore the same dress that you wear. Yep. I think that's where I got his. No. Shut up and drink. Shut up and drink. I'm insulting you. Shut up and drink. I've insulted you like 10 times in the last 30 seconds. Shut up and drink. Chug. Chug. Number three on the top 10 list. Oh, God.
Speaker: Oh God, I don't know how to unlock my phone. Why don't I just lock on my phone in the first place? Top 10 or the top three on the most strangest addictions. That's so weird to me. Number three, eating dead people.
Speaker: Tony's not walked off. Tony said, I got it moving. I got it moving. He's like, I'm out. Many people keep ashes of their loved ones who have passed enter Casey, a woman so distraught by the death of her husband, she carries his urn around wherever she goes. This is enough to upset her family. Wait until she, wait until they find out.
Speaker: Casey's eating her husband's ashes. Can you get it out or do you need some water or some shit? Damn. I need some water or some shit. I got my ring light. Does some ring light make me look good? Didn't, uh, didn't, uh, make Jagger say he, he, uh, mixed his pops ashes with, with Coke snort it. You know what I'm gonna do with my pops ashes? I'm going to throw them in a fucking,
Speaker: Bonfire. Bonfire. He's probably watching the show. No, he's not. Oh, he knows. No, he would have commented right now. Yeah, I would do the ChikTok trends right here. I found my ring like... Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Speaker: But number two on the strangest addictions. I feel like Mike is into this. This is probably what Mike does. Drinking, that's probably what he's doing right now since he's got his camera off and he's like, he's taking scared turtle pics and he's pissing into a cup. But number two on this list is drinking urine.
Speaker: That's actually, I hear a lot of people doing that. In a survival setting, despite what some people believe, drinking urine is dangerous and you will dehydrate. No, it's not. It's actually, it's actually. Do not drink your urine. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh yes. It's 100 % the opposite. No, it's the opposite. No. Don't drink, don't, no, no, no, don't drink your urine. Don't drink your urine straight.
Speaker: But if you boil it, yes. You will be fine. No. Urine is actually one of the... As a whole... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Listen. Is it safe to drink your own urine? Fact check!
Speaker: I don't know what the hell just happened. I don't even know what the hell just happened. Because somebody is enjoying what you told her to do right now. And the fact that it got the reaction that it got. Got him. Wow, I was so against that. I was so against that. And Jeff knows that. All of a sudden you're liking it.
Speaker: Friday next Friday yet. Oh my god. I never thought she would do that. It actually in all honesty. If I tried. I'm leaving. I don't know when I'll be back. Well, number one is number one is very near and dear to Jeffrey's heart.
Speaker: Let me let me let me let me announce number one and let me read the little synopsis. How do you like that for a big word, you little bitches? Synopsis? Synopsis? What word of the day? What word? Gourd? Gourd? You know what? You know what? Johnny, if you're still listening, get him a word of the day calendar so he can actually learn some words. I know a lot of words. Look, first and foremost, before I get to number one, I have learned that if I play like a dumbass,
Speaker: The bar is set low when it comes to me. Oh, no, I've played that game my whole life. Yeah, I've played that game in my entire life. Why do you think Jeff and I have? Jeff is my first ex -wife. Why do you think Jeff is probably the closest friend that I have? But anyway, number one, number one. A lot of guys love their cars, but 27 year old Nathaniel is in
Speaker: love with his car. I've seen this dude. He's been in a relationship with his Chevy Monte Carlo, which is named Chase. He's in a gay relationship with his car named Chase. And before you ask, yes, yes, yes, Tony. Nathaniel is fucking that Chevy Monte Carlo. Yes, he is. And it's not even really good Monte Carlo.
Speaker: No, it's one of the newer ones. It's not an old 80's car. Jeff's a car fucker. No, I am not. Jeff, you're a car fucker. Jeff, you're a car fucker. Jeff, you're a car fucker. Jeff, you're a car fucker.
Speaker: His Monte Carlo is bright fucking red and he'll literally put his legs underneath of it and Kiss the front bumper hood the dude is a freak
Speaker: And you think, you think you're like, you think this guy's gotta be full of shit. He's gotta be goofing off. Skeet, skeet, skeet. Ah, skeet, skeet, my fucker. It's fucked up. Jay, what the fuck are you talking about? Oh, he showed me that story earlier this week. It's kinda fucked up. I know what that is. That was a fucked up story.
Speaker: And that is the top ten boys. I hope you enjoyed it. Awkward as fuck. That's the story of my life. Awkward as fuck. Lucas Albergen.
Speaker: Oh, I got a new one for you. He gives a whole new name to changing the oil in his car. Tony, I think you can appreciate this. I got a new one for you. It just popped into the top of my head. The GKO. You know what the RKO is? GKO. You gotta get up that half first.
Speaker: Okay, first and foremost, don't let my big stature fool you because I'm quicker and I can jump higher than most people would expect. You'd be surprised at how agile this big sumbitch is.
Speaker: Only for a minute. I've seen this goofy motherfucker swinging from a rafter. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen. I laughed so fucking hard. Mind you. Mind you. I was in a fucking hurry. This motherfucker would stand on the table and go, look.
Speaker: I was in a harness. I was in a harness and I was, and I was, and I was, uh, construction safety harness for climbing. Like I was demonstrating and you clip in and he was demonstrating how it works. When they attach to the rafter, this motherfucker stood on the table and goes, look, it works. Because mind you, mind you, mind you, I was the biggest guy in our class.
Speaker: outside of Bob. I was the biggest guy in our class that fit into the harness. Crown is my favorite. I used to be the Orkin man, Brian. I ain't afraid to know Roach. Tony, you know what? I went to the liquor store last week. I was looking for some stuff and I didn't buy anything. But while I was in the liquor store, I was thinking of you and I looked for Crown Peach.
Speaker: Because had they had Crown Peach in our liquor store, I would have bought a bottle of it and I would have sent it down to you. I appreciate it. It's funny, there's a liquor store here called La Eurobia. They got everything and they got it. I'm a liquor store. Yeah. I was in there the other day with the money. I'm gonna pick up something from there. How much is it? And they had it. I think it was like 1500 pesos, so like 100 bucks.
Speaker: 100 bucks. For a crown peach? How big of a bottle? Just a 750 millimeter. Take a picture next time. No, Tony, I promise you right here and now, every time I go to the grocery store, I walk into Kroger's because I go to Kroger's and there's a liquor store in Kroger's because that's how we roll in Ohio.
Speaker: And I go in there every time and I look for the Crown Peach because if I if it's there I will buy a bottle and I will send it to you First first and foremost Tony
Speaker: You don't tell the postal service that you're sending alcohol when they ask you the questions. You can't do that. If you can get that down here, you will be the crown champion for real. Well, here's the thing. Well, here it is. Well, trust me. You know what's crazy? You're right here crowning me a champion because - Two years ago. Two years ago, you could FedEx it.
Speaker: Two years ago, you could FedEx it. I'm not going to FedEx it. I'm going to put it in your box. From here? But now, they just changed it. They just changed it. You need an electrical license to do it. I'll send it to you. You don't tell them what's in the box. When they ask you, you got to go to the post office. You can't go to FedEx. You can't go to UPS or anything like that.
Speaker: No. No. You just put it in a box and you put the bubble wrap and everything around it. And you know, Crown Royal comes in a box anyways. So you slide it in there, you put all the protective shit inside of it. You go up to the counter and they're like, oh, is there explosives, alcohol, liquid? No, nothing in there.
Speaker: You know, it's whatever and then they slap the sticker on it. They fucking ship it out Tody. I'll get you some crown peach down there I'll try that motherfucker down there if I have to Jeff see not right now, but when gas prices go down for
Speaker: a gallery. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I said, I said not now. When we finally, when we finally get a good president in office, I'll drive it down there to you. You know what it is in California? The gentleman right now in California is 695. I just spoke it. I just spoke it. I'm just poking. Don't mind me. I'm just poking. 695 in California.
Speaker: God damn, it's in this world. And every bump has the same sticker on it. Just a quick, just a quick. I hear that. Nothing political at all. Gas prices were rising before an invasion of Ukraine. So it's not its fault. Just, okay, moving on. Yeah, but if you check out a pipeline. It's Trump's fault. God damn Trump. God damn motherfucking Trump. Because nobody got invaded during Trump.
Speaker: Well, listen to Trump, he predicted that under Biden's administration. There is, there's a story here, it's called Chirale, it's like the Super Chirale. There's a story here too. That is 14 gallons. 14 gallons of Hennessy? It's a giant bottle. I shoot you not, this thing is like, I could not put it on screen.
Speaker: It is, uh, I think it was, uh, I'm distraught. Michael was talking about whatever Michael was talking about. I was confused. $2 ,000 for four gallons. You know what? I said it. I said it. I said it. I'm going to say what I'm going to say. Hennessy is gross.
Speaker: I've never had it. I don't like it. Okay. It's not. It is. It is not. It is. It is. It is. The next time I'm in that, the problem is that, that, uh, store. Betty said it's a hotel zone and I don't go to the hotel zone very often, but they have. No, it is. I definitely want to do like, Oh, what are you hitting in the store?
Speaker: no wicked said it's good I'm gonna go back I'm gonna go old school on you sons of bitches Jeffrey I know what you I know what I know you know what I'm talking about right now and I would much rather and and actually and actually Tony probably knows too I would much rather drink drink drink a bottle bottle
Speaker: This is a multiple thing. I would much rather drink a bottle of MD 2020 orange and a bottle of booze farm strawberry before I would drink Hennessy. You're crazy. I said what I said. I said what I said.
Speaker: I know it is. And the orange is the worst of all of them. The orange is the worst motherfucking mad bell. MD 2020. I hated, I hated, uh, I hated grape. Yeah, grape is not good. I mean, I didn't like any of them, but the orange was the worst offender. No, no, the, the blue, the blue, the naked strawberry is valid. That's good. Oh hell no.
Speaker: Come on, man. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, man. I'm a world traveler. Don't let this cowboy at. And don't let this beard fool you. I got my ghetto pass on. And I'm a country boy. I'm a country bumpkin with a ghetto pass. Trust me. And I've got my end card too, just so y 'all know. I gotta renew that, by the way. Yeah.
Speaker: But would that be with that being said I feel like I feel like we're all energized We're all having fun, you know, and I hate to end this show But I think we might do an extra show tonight. You guys would do an after show here on haps or I would But I told them I was doing this today. So yeah
Speaker: I don't know, maybe Mike and I will come back. Maybe Mike and I will get on TikTok since Jeff and Tony are making... Um, I should have a show tomorrow, just so y 'all know. Okay. Let me know. Let us know in the chat. Let us know in the chat. Well, I'm not gonna know for a minute. Probably not so tomorrow. Well, if you find out tomorrow, let us know. Tony, see what I got in the mail today? Uh, renew this in November. Thank you. Thank you, Baron TV. Actually, I do gotta...
Speaker: I'm getting close, you know, I got to renew. I got to renew my end card. I got a, I got my ghetto passes a lifetime ghetto pass. Um, that was, that was a card renewed. Thank you, Ben TV. Cheers to you. I appreciate it. My card is renewed as of March. What is this? March 12th, March 12th, 2022. All right. There we go. Yeah. Thank you, Brian. Hey, you know what? Uh, Mike and I, we can pop back up in here.
Speaker: Anybody who's live, Mike and I can pop up in here with you guys. If you want to do an after show, the after show, we can just come out here and bullshit with anybody who wants to join us. Or we can go get banned on TikTok. I don't know if I can do one. I threw my back out this week. Okay, well, we're just going to end the show and I'm just going to be wherever I'm allowed. Tony doesn't allow me in his law. He didn't call you anyway.
Speaker: I'm going to call her and I'm going to talk to her and I'm going to come back on live. Yeah, you need to go take care. So I may be on here right now because every time we go, I got him back. I got my appeals. I want my appeals. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I let him know that I'm the founder. Well, you know, I let him know who I was.
Speaker: And I let him know I'm the founder and leader of the GWO. Yeah. Get this shit on my face. The fuck is rolling? I don't even know what you're showing the screen. But with that being said, let's go ahead and wrap the show up.
Speaker: I do appreciate you guys listening obviously, you know, I don't appreciate it Well, I do appreciate it, but it's not just me. It's it's the other three gentlemen that are in here with me You know, these are my guys These are guys that I would go to war with anything else that don't matter. These are my boys We appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. We appreciate your support It means a lot to us with that being said
Speaker: We will be back. Well, Tony, at least Tony and I will be back. Thank you. Thank you, Wiggin. Tony and I will be back Monday night.
Speaker: Monday, I got a meeting that won't be able to make it. Okay. Well, I'll be back on Monday. Just so you don't know. Jeff. Well, yeah, Jeff, you ain't got your wifey there. So I will be back Monday because we are doing Monday shows, even if I got to do them on my own. Uh, I'll be back Monday. Uh, but nonsensical nonsense. It's not a me. It's not an I it's nonsensical nonsense. We'll be back Monday evening. Oh yeah. Absolutely. Take that stand in in the chat for me. What's that?
Speaker: You're coming on next. Well, Tony's got a meeting. If he can make it, he can make it. But we will be back Monday with a brand new episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. We do appreciate you guys. It means the world. We'll take my spot for Monday night if I'm not doing it. All right, Band TV. Well, hit me with the following. Let's chitchat. Let's set it up. Come in Monday night. Jeff might be here. Mike, you know the door's open. If you can make it, you can make it.
Speaker: I might, I might be able to, I gotta, John, thank you so much. I'm gonna take a minute, Debbie, but I'm gonna go somewhere you can't, so you just hold the hell on. Yeah, exactly. So, well, you know what? I've been coming in, I've been coming in really, like, usually, like, in the last half hour I've been coming in. If you're not banned, well, don't get banned by then. So, you know, we might have a special treat. I don't know who banned TV is, but I'm curious to know who, who this person is.
Speaker: But we're going to find out Monday. But yeah, no, definitely I appreciate you guys. Actually, at this point, I'm going to speak for all three of the gentlemen in here with me. We all appreciate you guys listening. We appreciate you guys hanging out. It means the world to us. Read the check. Read the check. Absolutely. Read the message. I did.
Speaker: I didn't see what you said. But if you guys aren't already, make sure you check us out on all social media, at Nonsenseical Nonsense, on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Give us a follow, give us a share, definitely share us out. Help us grow, help us get out there to everybody else because we do, we come in here, we have fun, there's no drama for the most part.
Speaker: You know, we just come in here we have fun and we kick it we relax, you know at the end of the day You know Jeff and I been friends for 25 years Tony and I met on haps Mike and I met on tik -tok, but these are my boys. These are my brothers
Speaker: These are my brothers these are my boys and I couldn't imagine doing this show without him I certainly could not do this show without the three of these gentlemen in here with with with me right now So
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Speaker: It's a choose your own adventure at this point. You don't have to listen to him in order. Just listen to him. However the fuck you want. Anytime on demand. And don't judge us by episode 14. Don't judge us by episode 14. You must head out to the Nonsense Podcast at gmail .com. Before we do go gentlemen, I have a quick question for you to ponder. But before your question, before your question, Jeffrey, I have one more thing to add to my spiel.
Speaker: Oh, that's right. Yeah, go ahead. We do have a merch store, ladies and gentlemen. So you can go to our social media. It is tagged and pinned. It's in the top. It's whatever. If you don't want to do that, just simply go to teespring .com backslash nonsensical nonsense. We have shirts, hoodies, pint glasses, mugs, coffee mugs. We have a little bit of everything on that. We do appreciate your support.
Speaker: You can guess. In any way that you guys do feel the need to support us, we are three guys that are coming up. We're trying to be original. We're trying to change the game up a little bit. As Tony has said since day one, when Jeff and I started this, it is real talk. It is guy talk. And we don't fucking bullshit nobody. What you see from - That's true. Don't forget to change the class, folks.
Speaker: Yes. Yeah. Oh, oh shit. What time is it? Oh no. My clock hasn't changed yet. Yeah. Oh yeah. Reminder, Jeffrey, when our clocks change, you're going to be an hour behind me. Yep. Yeah. But, um, you know, we are, we are four gentlemen. We are, we are real. The relationship and the bond.
Speaker: and the friendship that the four of us have is real. We say some dumb shit, we do fuck around, but at the end of the day, we don't do the drama. We come in here and we plan on having fun. So, you know, this is nonsensical nonsense. What you see is what you get. I don't expect anything other than the Tony D I know from Haps when I meet Tony. And there's gonna come a time when Tony and I are gonna get together.
Speaker: We're gonna try to behave, but we probably ain't gonna behave. And there's gonna come a time when Michael and I get together, and we're gonna be nerds. We're gonna be total nerds. And you know what, Jeffrey and I have been together. He is my first ex -wife. Me and Michael are not gonna go to a bar. And they're gonna call the police. Because I'm gonna get loud. Yeah. I don't know anybody though.
Speaker: You guys are a brown stain underwear on Dine That. Wow. Why is Strange Way so angry at it? Thank you, Strange Way. I think. You're the yellow stain in the front. You can't get rid of it because of the discharge. I'd rather be a brown stain than a yellow.
Speaker: Oh, a discharge from an STD. Before we play our exit music, I have a question for you guys to ponder. And my kids and I have been going back and forth all day. I want you to ask and take your time. I don't want to see strange ways of response. This is going to be fun. Go ahead.
Speaker: So the question is this. Well, that's a question. Get them, Betty. Get them, wicked. In the world, are there more doors or wheels? Oh, shit! That's what I wanted to bring up today. And you guys let me down. I see. I actually sold this on TikTok. And think about it. Are there more doors or wheels in the world? Wheels. I have not googled it, but seriously. Hashtag Team Wheels. I would say doors.
Speaker: Well, you've got to think wheels are on the bottom of your fridge. There's wheels on the bottom of your suitcase. There's wheels everywhere. There are wheels and doors everywhere. I want to say there are more doors before wheels. That's why. Well, here we go. Here we go. Here's a fun little cliffhanger. When you count the doors in your house, you will be surprised with the number.
Speaker: Because it's not just the door. The cover doors are doors as well. Well, here's a fun little cliffhanger. Here's a fun little cliffhanger. Jeffrey, Tony, Michael. This is my genius at work. Wednesday night, we will all be back together again.
Speaker: So Wednesday night, we will explore the question of, are there more doors and or wheels in the world? Think about that. Think about it. You have to think wheels. I mean, Lego produces 92 million wheels a year. Are you? And don't. Hey guys, I'm going to put this on you again because you already failed me once. So why not put you put this on you guys again tonight? Don't let me forget. And I'll put this on social media.
Speaker: And I'll put it out there for Wednesday night show. Are there more wheels or are there more doors in the world? No, no, no, no, I didn't. I know. I read the news story actually when I was looking at news. Um, so join us Wednesday night and we will dive into this conversation because this is way too late to get into this conversation. Yes. But real quick, real quick, let me hit you guys.
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Speaker: You can also email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com for whatever you want to email us at. But with that being said, boys, I appreciate you guys. And I know you guys are going to judge me, especially Tony, but I love you guys. I mean that from the bottom of my heart. I truly do love you guys. And I love doing this show. I love doing this show with you guys. I look forward to it every, every week.
Speaker: But we are going to end the show the only way, oh god, I tried to end the show so many times. Strange ways, don't have any, don't have a response to that. I'm just waiting. I'm just waiting. I mean, your car has more than four wheels, too. Maybe count to this side and the other side. But. You got the steering wheel. You got the steering wheel. And then you got the flywheel. We're ending the show. Yeah. We can do this conversation on Wednesday night.
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Speaker: And now she lies the blood on her hands. She dances naked through the trees until they're on the land. She whispers prayers and prunes and she confuses with the dead.
Speaker: She throws the balls in through the fire and in darkness she champs. You raise the blade above her head as I pick out to me, she said. Oh, muggle in the sky, take this life behind.
Speaker: Make me a girl, I'm afraid of you Oh, around the woods, a thousand eyes look on and she starts to feast Little woman smiles on her face and she walks by someone
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend us? Sir, this is a speedy mart. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No man, like something sharp, something like...
Speaker: I can stab, defend myself with. I've got some short -fitted combos over there. It's kind of like a rich crack with cheese. Let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Yeah, bathroom key. All right.
Speaker: I got your bathroom key right there. That is a wet day. And that'll be 1362. It's like 40 feet away. It's like eight foot tall. Here she goes. Whatever, man. OK. That's. As soon as he drops us in. I'm sorry. He goes down, and there she is.
Speaker: I don't know, I'm all yours in the sky Take this back and find I won't let you fall in love You know, I'm still living in the earth Give me all of this Make me the blind on you
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: Take this life and find me I won't live forever And now, spirit in the air Give me all your love Make me your kind love me too Make me your kind love me too
Speaker: Deuces! Mother hedger, mother major, mother fucker. Peace out, mother fuckers!
Speaker: I went to go take a piss. I went to go take a piss. Okay, well, first and foremost, I went to go take a piss. My black top merger was playing. And I was like, let me check on the kids. Because I always check on the kids, you know what I mean? So I popped my head in, and Austin, my oldest one, she was still awake. And I was like, what the fuck are you still not awake? And she's talking to her boyfriend. I was like, give me that phone and give me your earbuds. So I was talking shit to this goofy kid. And I was like, oh shit, I gotta go.
Speaker: Keep talking! Keep talking! That's what he's talking about! That's what he's talking about! That's what he's talking about!
Speaker: Yeah, I was like, oh, shit, I gotta go. My podcast is in it. Jesus. Unbelievable. Peace out, motherfuckers. I just did. Twice. We did the outro already. It's your turn. My bad. I'm sorry, guys. I fucked everything up. I was talking about it. It is what it is. Whatever. Good.
Speaker: hey you know what i'm gonna push the button goodbye motherfuckers
