Nonsensical Nonsense 314 How da hell you lose a whole ass jet!?!?

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Speaker: He's Jeff Hamglick. This is the show. We're back. We took a little bit of a break, but I was off Monday. Jeff's never here on Mondays. I was off Monday because I went to Nikki and I went to the Pittsburgh Cleveland Monday night game in Pittsburgh outside of the Browns losing and

Speaker: the Steelers fans thinking they really accomplished something amazing because the Steelers look like ass this year, but I hope they made sure to give their MVPs. You guys might know they're not know their names, but they're just like zebras and they got little yellow flags that they like to throw all over the field as long as you're in orange and brown and white. They don't throw them if you're in black and yellow. Jesus fucking Christ, man.

Speaker: That was that was uh offensively defensively. The Browns just own Pittsburgh, but. Yeah, city officiating. It's going to get you every time. If I went to a game like multiple times a year, I would weigh 400 pounds because I know they got good food and that's what I would go for. I don't care who won or lost. I don't know about the food, but I don't know about the food, but I know they got

Speaker: $10 fucking a piece beer. Damn. 16 ounce cans. So you spent what? Two, three grand? Oh no, no. We just spent around a hundred and some odd dollars. Yeah. Your next three paychecks are going to the steering stadium.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, but you know, even though the Browns lost, even though shitty officiated, uh, it was still a fun game. Nikki and I had a blast. Um, it was really cool to get to go. And, and it was really cool to get to go to my first ever Brown Steelers game with her. Um, we had a blast. We, um, not that you know who this is, but, uh, Joey Porter Jr.

Speaker: We, we've got that football player. Yeah. He plays to the Steelers. Um, we were literally right behind, right behind the Steelers bench. I don't know if you've seen any of the pictures or not, but we're on Facebook all day. Now we're front row front. So it was really cool. Uh, Joey Porter Jr. His dad played for the, for the Steelers. He's a Steelers legend and the Steelers drafted Joey Porter at the end of the game. You know, the fan, the, the, the players come right up to the, uh,

Speaker: where their tunnel, where they go down into the locker room is like right where we were sitting at. Of course, they come up and high five the fans and give them gloves and this and the other thing. Joey walked up to kind of give high fives and shit to the fans and he's seen our flag because we had it draped over the wall. And he looked up, he was like, nice, and Nicky hit it in the marker and he signed it. That was pretty cool.

Speaker: But I mean, all in all, we had a we had a really good time. And now I'm seeing the pictures. I've got them now. Yeah. All in all, we had a really good time. We had a really good weekend. Well, you didn't stick out like a fucking sore thumb, did you? Oh, dude, I was. There was maybe like three or four Browns fans within 30 rows of me to either side. It's amazing you didn't get out shank.

Speaker: Oh, that's pretty cool. Wow, you were fucking close, boy. Let me tell you, holy crap. Yeah, we were. We were right there. We're down there on the field. But we had a surprise birthday party for Nikki's mom Sunday, which went really good. We we had a good time. That's why a lot of football Sunday while we were doing the party and shit, but. The fans were actually really on TV.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Her dad, her dad found us on TV as at the end of the game on TV. Um, Oh, the fans are really cool for the most part. Nikki yelled at me cause I was making friends in Pittsburgh. She's like, you're not allowed to make friends in Pittsburgh. I was like, that's the thing.

Speaker: You and I are that kind of, we're those kind of guys where no matter where we go, we're going to find somebody to talk to. Well, I told her she won the Browns fans. I'm a Browns fan. Obviously we're going to shout each other out. She's like, why don't you, we're making friends with Steelers fans. I was like, yeah. All right. One guy was because you, so we, woman shut up. You were parked. We parked across the river and rode the riverboat server to the stadium, which was, which is a really cool. Uh, that was really cool. But I was talking to this guy on the boat as soon as we walked in.

Speaker: He, uh, he made a comment and I, you know, of course I tried back just, just like friendly banter. And then we wound up bullshitting, um, really cool story. The guy had, uh, his, his best friend flew out from Texas. But he's a Phillies fan. Gross. As I told him, I said, you should really pick your friends better. Oh, he's retarded. In the Marines together. I was like, okay, I gotcha. So his friend flew out. They went Thursday night. They went to the Philly game. Then Friday or Saturday, they went to the.

Speaker: Pirates Yankees game and then Monday they were going to the Steelers Browns game. He was telling me that unfortunately they were the only two left out of their unit that were alive. So it was like he might have been orange, maybe a shade younger than us, but they make it a point to spend as much time together as possible and go to sporting events and

Speaker: You know, just go camping, go fishing. I'll do whatever I want to do. Yeah. Yeah. So that was pretty cool. Um, but like I said, the only issue I had with the fans of Pittsburgh and if there's any Pittsburgh fans listening first and foremost,

Speaker: Our quarterback was not accused of rape. Deshaun Watson was not accused of rape. He got a little handsy with women that he paid to be handsy with, but because they thought they were Instagram models and they wanted more money, they decided to try to press charges and there was no legal actions taken. And the judge laughed these dumb broads out of court. However, there was civil lawsuits.

Speaker: So you cannot sit in the stands and scream, no means no, or call the man a rapist when your quarterback, your beloved Ben Roethlisberger, AKA Roethlisberger, was accused of not one, but two rapes. Granted, he was never charged, but that was because they paid him off before legal charges were actually pressed. No way. They're not supposed to sing anymore.

Speaker: The problem with with anybody accusing of anything, whether it's true or not, you're stuck with that occusal for life. And but I wanted you can show people proof that never fucking happens like video proof the whole nine yards. You can take them back and die. They still won't fucking believe you. Yeah, I wanted so bad to turn around and go. Russell's starting to ring a bell, you idiots. The poor guys behind us that were screaming. I was like,

Speaker: I'm sure they just had a friendly conversation in there. Yeah. I mentioned I was talking about the **** weather. Yeah. Sign a couple jerseys for

Speaker: I'm sure. I'm not saying Roethlisberger raped anybody or not, but the allegations were still there and money was paid out. So. Pot. Yeah. Introduce you to kettle. You know, like, hello. And other football news. Congratulations, sir. And fantasy football.

Speaker: I, okay. So what was it like Saturday night? I looked at it. I was like, fuck, I'm going to lose to Brian too. Cause Brian was like ahead of me. He was, he was at like 90 points and I was at like 60 or 70 or 80. He had like 20, he had like 20 points on the, I think when I last I looked at it and I was like, fuck.

Speaker: And then the next time I checked it, I was not like 102 or 101 or somewhere, wherever I ended up. And I was like, ah, look at that. I guess I won. And then of course I went to, I went on, I went on Snapchat for some reason. And then there was Brian. Oh, I can't believe he lost to Jeff. And I thought about it. I was like, I should totally just be like, oh, video. I was like, yeah.

Speaker: I'll wait until I win the whole fucking lot. Then I will never let any of them live it down. Well, there's a buzzsaw in our fantasy football named click. That's, uh, uh, I did lose to, uh, it is, it is one of those things you did. I'm going to go ahead and give you your props. You did help me. Uh, here we were. And it's not like it's, it's not like.

Speaker: I'm calling you every day and be like, what do I do? What do I do? I'm literally like, Hey, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Yeah. Even to do the trade I did today, I was like, how do I do this? Yeah, no. And that's, you know, that's why we were late tonight. Cause I was helping Jeff because unfortunately in fantasy football this season, the, uh, well in the NFL in general,

Speaker: The injury bug is biting everybody, man. And it's, and it's, you know, it sucks for these players. Obviously I don't want to, I don't want to like, I don't want it to sound like I'm going to get hurt. You know, I don't want it to sound like I'm going, Oh my God, these fucking pussies are ruining my fantasy football, but you know, I hate seeing all these injuries this season because there's a lot of them and, and you can go through anybody's rosters.

Speaker: And you see players that are either questionable or they're out or they're on the IR. That's something we talked about before. I was like, dude, every running back I had, we're all questionable. I was like, well, I guess I'm fucked. Yeah. You have two, two of your four running backs and they're big names that are out. Yeah. They're out. And I'm like, well, I guess I'm screwed.

Speaker: And then of course you explain to me, you know, you can get another player. Oh, okay. Since I was at the Pittsburgh game Monday night, um, as soon as, uh, Nick Chubb, what a dirty fucking hit. That's the other thing. Fuck you. Minka Patrick Fitzpatrick. You fucking scumbag. What? No. It's a Minka. Cause I lost it. Um,

Speaker: If I can hit and shove dirty as fuck down low. Um, he's out for the season now. Well, since I was in the stadium, I was like, well, I lived there with Nick here. I said, Brown's are bringing Nick or cream hunt back. And I'm going to go ahead and jump on my fantasy football and grab three months and drove for it and put them on my teams. I think that's like the advantage. Like I can do it. Wait, is that guy again?

Speaker: Like even, even while I'm doing the, doing the moves around, I'm literally asking you, who am I moving again? Because I just see a bunch of names and a bunch of cat faces. And I'm like, and then you got people like, and then you got people like this guy and Tony who think they're cool because they have like 27 favorite teams in the NFL. So they're like, I guarantee my team's going to win every week. TJ.

Speaker: Shut up, Brian, you lost. You're not allowed to talk. Still, he's had to pull up losing things, sir. I have a little story for you. I have a little video for you. Because you're the only one that no, no, this is something I saw this the other day and I saved it. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm going to bring this up. Brian is the only person that lost something this weekend.

Speaker: This is going to derail the football conversation a little bit, but it's all right. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Fantasy football recap in here. Brian, Brian took the big. I already said it earlier. Steelers pulled one out of the Kansas city chiefs playbook and had to use the referees to win, but I'm a football question for you. And let me see if I can find it. Cause I want to ask you about it.

Speaker: Keep going while I find this video. I am. I unfortunately lost.

Speaker: I lost another one in Tony's imaginary, imaginary fantasy football league. I was so bad. I was so goddamn bad. The, the, the, the service was so shitty down in the stadium. I was trying to swap players out. I would have beat him if I could have got it because, uh, I had fucking Jamal Williams in, cause I didn't know about a Mario Cooper and I wanted to put pickings in and the damn service was so glitchy that I was too late. I was like, God damn it. But, uh,

Speaker: However, in the nonsensical nonsense, fantasy football league, Tony took an ass whooping. Tony took a big L this week. That shove injury fucking sucked. Actually, two and O in the league that actually matters. In a real fantasy football league. That all comes to an end this week.

Speaker: I'm uh I'm two and oh and in our league I'm actually four and oh and uh what what is what is golf hockey game because I'm pretty sure he took an L for me uh in our league there's only there's only two teams in our fantasy football league that are undefeated and they both belong to me. I didn't say that. Brian, how are you two and oh and one league and oh and two and another league?

Speaker: One and one. Yeah, I didn't save it. Damn it. So I saw a video. I was going through TikTok. You think yourself this one does. I was going through TikTok as one does. And I saw a clip and it was obviously it was like somebody had recorded it off their TV. And a referee throws a red flag.

Speaker: Yeah, that's um, that's a review flag if you don't if you don't agree with a player But like this dude pulls this out before that they're moving the chain check and fit they don't have the change straight he's got this shit in here and I was like I wasn't sure if it was like a

Speaker: I was like, did he steal that plaque? I was like, that motherfucker stole a plaque and it broke. So, OK, now it makes sense. I might have to delete and reinstall the NFL app, too, because this is giving me all kinds of goddamn pits, the one that Tony's leagues on. There's a fucking fence. I got to. Yeah.

Speaker: But yeah, at first, you know, not knowing shit about professional football, like if it was regular football, just you, me, and the guys playing the game, I can know what the fuck's going on, but I don't know what the fuck flags are, but this dude pulls this shit out of the sock. I was like, did he steal that? I just don't want a controversy, but apparently...

Speaker: Those dirty ass referees in Pittsburgh deserve to get pushed. I mean, you're gonna call a face mask under Sean Watson. What two plays after he's had his fucking helmet completely spun all the way around because of a defender grabbing his face mask and you're not going to call it. Okay. I would have, I would have led me to pay his fine if he's a throat punch to fucking referees up Monday night. And what leads?

Speaker: Yeah, we're playing each other this week. Yeah. And then you get spanked again. I'll probably, I'll probably eat out. I'll probably eat out a win this week in Tony's fantasy. I might. I mean, unless I get some serious luck, I'm probably going to lose this week. I am going up against golf right now. It's that he's got me by he's got a 52 % chance of winning.

Speaker: 54 Wow But it all depends like I hate to be the bad guy, but I'm kind of leaning on Sanders here If he's if he's questionable I'm fucked if he if he doesn't play I'm fucked if he plays I might actually sneak out a win

Speaker: No, I didn't know I know because like I said offensively and defensively Cleveland fucking Ran all or you know did whatever they wanted every time they'd get positive Something positive going a couple offensive bad play set, you know defensive touchdowns but Pittsburgh offense couldn't do anything and

Speaker: Against the defense and the offense was pretty much Moving all over the place and hogging the ball and I look at the comparison. There was none But where the where the tide Turner was was in the officiating again And last play the last play of the game you watch the replay over and over and over again and

Speaker: Uh, fucking defenders got both hands up underneath, uh, DPJs uniforms holding him and passing her fear. I mean, it's holding pass interference either way. And then the drive and the Steelers lose. Um, so, you know, it's just piss poor officiating across the board because at the end of the day, the Browns definitely outplayed the Steelers. Um,

Speaker: But would you ever want to be a referee? You know, like Billy Crystal and that fucking forget about Paris. It's one thing. And, you know, and I hate to say, you know, it's a rush fault. It's sad. It's the other thing. But when it's so goddamn blatant, the obvious one sided with your with your penalty calls. But it's one of those things where, yeah, they're all human. Yeah, they make mistakes. But

Speaker: When the passing of parents are holding at the end of the game happened, there was literally a ref three yards away watching it. No, but that's what I'm saying. You know, that's your fucking job. Like if I went to work tomorrow and knew there was a gas leak and didn't pay it didn't tell anybody in the fucking building blew up. Guess who's assets on. Exactly. Like if by some reason.

Speaker: some way I'm able to, let's say buy the NFL. And I, and, and one of my, one of my things, one of my caveats to me buying it is I, I can make one person a referee and I offer you the gig. Do you take the gig? No, I wouldn't want to be a referee. Yeah. I don't, I mean, but I mean at the same time,

Speaker: A lot of these guys in the NFL have been doing it for years. They know how to fucking do their job. And when they make it blatant and it wasn't just that game this Sunday or the last couple of years, like a prejudice thing, like multiple games that happened this weekend. There's multiple games that happen every weekend where it is just blatant bad calls. And then they come out after, you know, then they'll come out Monday or they'll come out Tuesday and go, you know, we fucked up.

Speaker: Really the game altogether at the end of the day, it altered the game. Well, I mean, there's that whole conspiracy theory that there's a script for the NFL. Like they already know who's going to the Superbowl and they're going to get them there one way or another. Well, yeah, it is not conspiracy guy, but it's, it's almost become unbelievable. I seen a guy, um, was talking about the NFL and,

Speaker: and the terrible officiating that's been going on the last few years. And he said, if you want to watch raw talent and talent versus talent anymore with football, you literally have to watch high school. I was going to say, you can pretty much say the same thing's happening for college football. Um, because the NFL has turned into WWE and it's, it's getting over here because God knows what we're doing over here, over here.

Speaker: So, you know, you're going to have to deal with what we can show you what we're not going to show you. Uh, I agree with you. Um, uh, I was having this conversation with a buddy of mine today. He said acres or hunt for the Browns. And I said, in all honesty, and I told Nikki, as soon as chump got hurt, I said, they're bringing hump back.

Speaker: I said, no, I want Hunt to come back. He was a great player for us. He's already familiar with the system. So he'll be able to jump right in this Sunday, whether or not Ford's going to continue to be the number one guy, which I wouldn't be mad at. Or if Ford's going to take a backseat to hunt, which again, I would prefer Ford be the number one guy and go right back into the role that he was in behind Chubb.

Speaker: And that was part of the reason that they let him go. I mean, uh, you had the numbers in the backfield. You knew Chubb was going to be your number one primary back, uh, in, in the hunt was not going to get utilized very well. And why not open space up in the salary cap, but at the end of the day, unfortunately somebody took a cheap shot. Now Chubb's out for the season and, uh, you know,

Speaker: But fortunately for us, we get a guy that we're familiar with that's coming back into the system and hunt. And I liked hunt. I liked frame hunt when he was in Kansas. I love that Cleveland signed him and I'm excited for him to come back. So Well, there you go. But yeah, I wouldn't say my give a damn gear gave out when shove got hurt because we have weapons all over the field. I mean, Watson needs to really settle down.

Speaker: And he got rid of the ball, but you know, we got weapons all over the field and Jerome Ford was is a hell of a backup to have. And even if he starts this season, the guys are goddamn workhorse, just like Nick Chupp. He's gonna get out there and he's gonna pound it out all day long. So I'm not mad at. But yeah, like I said, hopefully I can get a win in Tony's league this year. It's still kind of up in the air. Yeah, everybody's.

Speaker: We got a couple guys that are 2 and 0 but everybody else is 1 and 1 or I'm 0 and 2 And the podcast league I'm the only undefeated team left In my personal league where there's actually money on the line Can't beat can't beat me this week

Speaker: Uh, again, the damn, these, these on these entry reports, man, waiting until the last minute is one of those things that if I would have found out sooner, what was going on with a Mari Cooper could have made moves sooner, but they literally waited until fucking 45 minutes. The NFL's got some sort of, uh, or these teams got some sort of kickback from the fantasy football leagues and stuff like that.

Speaker: They're probably making money on waiting till last minute. Yeah, no bringing bringing bringing hot back. It's still going to give Cleveland. Nice little one too. I think it's going to give him the same one to quote unquote punch that they had when when when Hunt and Chubb were on the roster together.

Speaker: is going on. You know, Chubb was the power, you know, the power. Um, and, and, and Hunt was the finesse and we got Ford who's going to be the power and Hunt's going to slide right back into that finesse role. He was a great route runner as a receiving back or running back. Um, well, they had that now that Ford's a power back and, uh, um, Hunt's going to be a receiving back.

Speaker: Like he was before, I think, you know, the move that Minnesota just made putting bringing Cam Acres, you know, they already had my Gaskin and, and, and, and Matheson there. And Matheson's not a very good wide receiver one in my opinion, but he's a good route runner. He's a good receiving running back to have. So Acres will probably fill into that power punch. Um,

Speaker: I can play in the NFL. Oh, okay. I can play as a water boy and garden tackle the shit out of that stuff, man. I don't even think you're qualified to water bottles. Make sure nobody tells the arm that they do. I tackle them. You know, that'd be my job. I don't even know if you're qualified to be a water boy, but, uh, I mean,

Speaker: injuries are eating people alive, man. Uh, uh, football teams. Uh, I was looking. Shit. I was looking at, um, a couple rosters, um, here today. Like I'm playing a guy in Tony's league and he's got running back. He's like number one running back, number one wide receiver, number two running back. They're all questionable for this weekend. Yeah.

Speaker: Golf Scott what's SSPD? Yeah, okay, so he's got one guy suspended another guy is questionable his QB is questionable I Got one guy is questionable

Speaker: That's actually playing the other ones are I have four questions. Oh, yeah, he's got he's got Alvin Kamara Tony did the same thing They just picked him up because he's on a he's on a few game suspension. So when he comes back He'll he'll be a number one running back when he comes back Yeah, Watson's questionable. I Mean his starting lineup is good. I Mean as good as it can be

Speaker: took that took that L Yeah, I'm I'm ranked third in our league but I'm tied with uh Tony and uh golf Yeah, so I said, you know, uh golf you and Tony are all one and one Brian and kosher. Oh and two I'm two and oh

Speaker: I've had a couple of good weeks. I don't think I'll ever separate the man for the boys this week, boys. Let me tell you, I don't think I'll ever have a run like I had.

Speaker: a couple of years back on my, in my league. Um, and I still somehow managed to lose them in playoffs. I'll tell you what I lost in the playoffs because by the time we reached the playoffs, all my guys, their teams had already played this playoff spot. So they started resting them and shit. And I'm like, you can't rest people. We're the championship offensive football. What are you doing? That's the thing. That's, that's how the NFL skews their data. He's getting too good. Let's arrest that guy. Why?

Speaker: because he's winning. I don't know. I'm going to go 12 and 0 and then all of a sudden losing the damn first round of the playoffs. I'm like, I don't know. You can't win them all. Speaking of losing because football's driving me crazy. Um, as I said, Brian's not the only person to lose something. I got a little video clip for you.

Speaker: And I'd like to discuss if you can. So let me play this quick little video I found on TikTok. This is actually real. I've actually done the research.

Speaker: This is real. The U .S. military is asking the public for help to locate a missing F -35 fighter jet that vanished after the pilot safely ejected from it on Sunday afternoon. The unidentified pilot used an emergency parachute, according to The New York Times, and is now in stable condition at a local medical center. Officials are calling the incident a mishap. A spokesperson for joint -based Charleston told NBC News that the plane was left in autopilot when the pilot ejected.

Speaker: So there is a chance the jet could still be airborne. Officials are reportedly focusing their search on the area around Lake Moultrie and Lake Marion due to the plane's last identified location. Stay with us for more updates.

Speaker: the U .S.

Speaker: Monday. So I'm pretty sure it's out of gas by now. But soon, but again, and that was my old stomping grounds. I came out of Fort Charleston. 2023 GPS that can find this fucking thing. The radar. What book?

Speaker: It's the you and the military for a while. How do you just lose one of your planes? This isn't Malaysia flight 3419 or whatever the hell it was. This is a goddamn United States military fighter jet. You just had two speeds I'm out. What the fuck?

Speaker: I mean, it's like, it's really, you're starting to lose a little bit of faith in our military when they just, I mean, look, whatever. Uh, how do you lose a whole ass fighter jet? Watch that video like three times. I'm lost for words. I'm like, how do you?

Speaker: I mean, but maverick in maverick, they they take off in a tomcat from some fucking nowhere base. They caught him on right over radar right the fuck away. Yeah. Like he's coming back, motherfucker. Five year old fucking. They drove in the first shit.

Speaker: It's like a 35 year old fucking fighter jet that that he had a hot wire and and and put together with Hey, flip this switch flip that switch. That's your dad's department. I know But they got his ass they found him but they can't find his fucking plane. That's just literally on autopilot going straight

Speaker: Where's Tony? I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a plane guy. Yes, I was in the Navy, but I don't know shit about planes except for they fly. Speaking of US military, not to go back to the football, but it just kind of popped into my head Monday night, you know, they come out and they do the national anthem and everything. Right, right. They have the color guard. I think that's what they're called, right? Color guard, they carry the flies and stuff.

Speaker: Guess who was represented one day night. We come in peace. The God damn Space Force was there. They were the color of the universe. They were the color of the universe, baby. Hell, yeah. They come out of the field. I said, this is the God damn Space Force. They're real. That's the real deal. There's a there's a whole TV show. Oh, called Space Force. It's Steve Carell.

Speaker: And and John language fucking hilarious, by the way. But all they do is make fun of Space Force the entire fucking. Yeah. The United States Space Force was was there for Color Guard Monday night. I was like, I totally sign up for the Space Force just to find out what the fuck they do. Sit around and play Xbox. I don't know. I guess.

Speaker: I would assume that they're being trained to go into space. I would assume but I don't know which is like right and that kind of the same thing as NASA something's been around NASA is technically a public company It's not government company, but you can't you can't train somebody to Defend something that we don't know anything about Well

Speaker: That's the kicker. You know, area 40 was the area 41 51. My brain was off. I'm like, wait, what is it? What's the number again? I mean, something that technically we don't know anything about technically does not exist. How are you going to train somebody to defend us against them? Well, here's the kicker. A couple.

Speaker: A couple of episodes ago, I showed you the video of Mexico was like, hey, hold my beer when you guys talk about aliens because we got bodies. Yeah. Apparently they've been x -rayed. We'll update. They've been x -rayed and they've not been manipulated, but they've only been x -rayed by a government doctor. Mexico's not like, hey,

Speaker: U .S. Check this out. Hey, Peru. Check this out. They're not. They're not sharing. They have the research. You guys don't need to check our work. Yeah. So it's just they're not letting anybody check the work, so to speak. So just just give me an eight. Don't read my report. Just give me an eight. Exactly. Just because I copied it right out of the encyclopedia doesn't. But so there is that. So it's kind of like Tom fucker is everywhere. But

Speaker: But if those aliens are what I know, I think we're safe. I mean, yeah, but I'm not buying Mexico. There is a funny video I saw on Reddit the other day where they're showing those bodies and somebody cuts it. It's a cake. My wife sent me that. I fucking lost it, dude. She's like, look at this. And I was like, what? And I looked at it and I was like,

Speaker: that's not funny. She's like, it looks just like it. I mean, it literally looked just like those bodies we saw and I saw another video where somebody somebody AI'd it where the body gets up and starts dancing like the dancing baby from this commercial and I'm like, I've got it in. I'm kind of in like, let's talk about buttered sausage. I'm I'm not Johnny Bench. I'm not catching what you're throwing Mexico.

Speaker: And then I found you a clip, sir. I have a pun for you. This is actually a clip for when you decide to go off to the bathroom for three hours. And I found this. Wasn't that gone that long? An entire song played, plus me vamping for like five minutes.

Speaker: It was like a quarter of the way Just cuz he was about to decide read war and peace from cover to fucking cover It literally was like a quarter of the way through when I came out and I'm like really this dude couldn't handle talking I just wanted to hear that song but I gotta look up for you. It's not really a video but it's

Speaker: I say I say you're pissing too darn loud boy It's late at night and you're pissing right in the center of the bowl like you're frying chicken in there You got a piss on the side boy make it a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissing like that boy Little fried chicken reference for you. I thought that was hilarious. I saw that I need that

Speaker: Don't know why but I find that hilarious and you're frozen So that was actually a good time to play that because you just decide to freeze up and now you're gonna kick You're gonna jump off here in a second. Yep. There it goes. There goes. I called it. I called it I knew it he's gonna jump off see he's scared But no that I found that clip I thought that was hilarious, you know that brings back the reference to fried chicken and all that

Speaker: and while Chris's internet reset. I'd buy that hilarious. But yeah. Let's talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered sausage? That's not your jam. That's not your thing, you don't like it?

Speaker: It's not my jam, I don't buy jam, I buy honey. And I kiss it on the lips. I just find it hilarious. As soon as I find a funny clip, somebody just decides to run away. I have to move my kid. My room doesn't matter. Oh, it's getting dark out too. Oh my gosh.

Speaker: Let's talk about buttered sausage. Oh, I did see there is a new show coming out on Netflix. I have to check out. It's it stars Bill Burr and I can't remember the guy's name. I just sent it to Chris on Snapchat or on TikTok. It looks actually kind of funny. It's kind of our generation versus

Speaker: the new generation because these, these guys have recently become dead. The kids are like five, six where, but they're in their forties versus these new dads that are in their twenties. And they got the same age of kids. It actually looks hilarious. I'm going to have to check it out. It's not coming off. But I definitely got to check that shit out. Were you able to see that clip, sir? Or did you phrase the entire time?

Speaker: I didn't see anything do my internet just like said fuck you only we out Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. I just moved us and you moved yourself back Well, let me play it for you because it's well, I won't play it later. I'll play it the next time you decide to Jump up take this dog

Speaker: So I sent you a video on TikTok. I say you're pissing too darn loud, boy. It's late at night and you're pissing right in the center of the bowl like you're frying chicken in there. You got a piss on the side, boy. Make it a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissing like that, boy. This is exactly how you piss. I found out. I was like, that's appropriate.

Speaker: I got a strong screen, man. I got a strong screen, bro. Yeah, I got to make it a stealth mission, boy. I love me some foghorn leg horn. I got I got a healthy stream, man. That's good. That's good, though. Thank you. We've got a good strong your reefer. It doesn't hold the end. Look like a fucking football nonsense going on since I'm Glick and that's our Michael for the night.

Speaker: The night stalker Ramirez, who's creeping in the doorway, watching us. Yeah. Well, I don't like smoking. I didn't set up anything outside. So standing at your door, facing the door and smoking and blowing smoke into your bedroom. It makes more sense. I'm not blowing into the bedroom. I'm blowing out.

Speaker: It still goes in there. It's like when we were kids, if you want to smoke in your bedroom and you sit by the window, you're like. I never spoke in my parents' house. Now, here's the funny thing. My dad would smoke in the bathroom only or he would go to the couch, turn the exhaust ban on. And I've never smoked in the house of my parents' house. I would always because I know some way, somehow I'd get fucking caught.

Speaker: So I'd go up in the woods or behind the barn or whatnot. But I had a cousin, my cousin from Chicago, he bought a brand new car and he was like, I'm going to have a cigarette. I'm like, dude, it's a brand new car. He's like, no, if you crack the window in the back and roll your window down in the front, roll your window down in the back on the opposite side of the car and crack your window in the front. I'm like, dude, no.

Speaker: because then you're just dragging the smoke across the fucking headliner. And he's like, no, I swear it works. I'm like, no, no, no, let's just stop. Your whole family is like a whole breed of a special kind of stupid, aren't they? He's from Chicago. What do you expect? You know, not, you know, not country smart, but he's in here trying to explain it to him. I'm like, Tom, that doesn't make sense.

Speaker: Yeah, you're just pulling it through the car. You're just dragging it. You're just making the entire headliner smell like smoke. Yeah. I mean, at least just crack all the windows in the car and keep your fucking hand out the window, you know? Yeah, I don't know. I never smoked in my parents' house. I got accused of it quite a bit. I got accused of it.

Speaker: a lot of things. I got, I've constantly got accused of stealing my dad's cigarettes, which I did. That was, that was just the general census in my house was me getting accused of what my slutty sister was actually doing. Yeah. You never once found cigarettes in my bedroom.

Speaker: but you always saw cigarettes and God knows what in her room. Yet I was the one smoking in the house. You only found my cigarettes in my truck or my car. Never in the house, but I was the one who always smoked in the house. Dude, I was hiding cigarettes. I just sat in my cup holder. They fucking care. No, I literally had I had my radio. Yeah, I had one of those radios where you.

Speaker: pull it out when you know the handheld radio that you take with you like the entire fucking head unit as opposed to just a face cover and and I had plenty of space back there. So I'd pull up my head cover and put my type of cigarettes in there and slide that fucking back in. I just do mind of my cup holder or they would be sitting in the center console or or whatever. It was one of those many mysteries in life that baffled me when I was in high school like

Speaker: not once have you ever found cigarettes in my room. Not once have you ever found alcohol in my room, but I steal alcohol and I smoke in the house, but both of those things were, I was planting them. I was a criminal mastermind at 16. Apparently, uh, there's a, there's a family photo, you know, every year my, on my, on my mom's side was a family reunion.

Speaker: And my grandmother had six kids and then adopted two. And one year, I think I was like 15, 16, it was finally the year where everybody showed up. Like even the adopted kids showed up with their kids. So it was all, everybody was there. And we decided to, it was at my parents' house and we decided to take family photos. Well, the family photo with me and my parents, they have their hands around my neck. They're like, this motherfucker kind of thing.

Speaker: Where everybody else is like, Oh, what the fuck are you doing? Like Bart Simpson. Well, I was always in trouble. I was always in trouble for something or other. It was right after I got my license. I mean, well, I mean, I mean, let's be honest, Jeff. It's not like it wasn't. Yes, I did do donuts in the van.

Speaker: In the high school parking lot, I used to, you know, I would never leave the parking lot of the school without a cloud of smoke behind me. And I had a perfectly good engine. It wasn't so awesome. He drove an Astro van, ladies and gentlemen. My Astro van was awesome. Fuck you. He drove an Astro minivan. He had a mini -pedo van.

Speaker: I had a rape van before it was cool. He had a miniature rape van because he's so little. He's a mini pedal, so he had to have the mini pedal. A lot of things. This van came in handy when everybody and their brother needed a ride home. Let me tell you. That was the only problem. Well, you had the same issue with the Bronco. You know, you got more than

Speaker: two seats in your vehicle and everybody's like, dude, you're right on. Well, I mean, uh, it was like a miniature bus. Well, yeah. I mean, uh, me, Andy and, and Vinny rode together. Our senior was our senior year. Yeah. They would drop them off. That fucking Toyota tires bigger than the fucking body. Yeah. You know, I was coming from Newark so I could come through Centerberg to go to, to

Speaker: K triple C and we all just rode together. I mean, it wasn't no big deal. Um, I have plenty of room on my fucking Broncos. Well, I remember, uh, to see if any bank's mom. You remember, uh, Brandon had that little Volkswagen beetle. Yeah. Brandon was, he was hit. We, we, we used to ride with Brandon on the way back to Clearport.

Speaker: We fought. This is the most comfortable beetle in the world, because by the time we get the clear for it, we'd all be passed out. Sweet. We figured we're very tired. Turns out the fucker had an exhaust leak. Is that exhaust leak and you're all dying? Just this bucket full of shit. Nope. We're dying slowly. I'll take the van, boys. I'll take the van.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: It's comfortable Nobody ever in the history of Beatles thought any even if you're in the car by yourself, it's not comfortable I Owned one here. I never drove one until I drove Brandon's

Speaker: And I never owned one and I bought my beetle here. And I'll tell you what, the most uncomfortable pain in the ass vehicle I've ever had. Dude, even, okay. You know how, when you get in the vehicle, especially like an old vehicle, moving the sheet is kind of a pain in the ass because you know, it's old technology moving a seat in a beetle. I'd rather stand in line for taking a bullet. Jesus engineering degree. It's like.

Speaker: The way it's set up, the track is literally, the track that it slides on is literally just seat metal bent over, which means if you touch it, it bends, which means it no longer works. So, you know, mine I bought a 76 and down here I can get in front of diamond dozen. So, you know, and just every time I, every time I look at that car, I love

Speaker: it. I loved it and I started it and drove it but I like to look at it. It was pretty but there is nothing there is nothing attractive or cool looking even when you soup them up and try to make them the Volkswagen have no love on the beetle. There was no love for the beetle. No, none man. I never liked him. Never impressed by him. Never thought

Speaker: never seen one that was turned into like a sand buggy or whatever. It was like, that's pretty fucking cool. I'm like, dude, I literally had my 76 and I went to the junkyard and got a Porsche motor put in it. Mine fucking beetle was quick. And that's honestly what I see a Volkswagen Beetle. I think of a clown car. Like I think if I open that door up, 47 clowns are going to come out of it.

Speaker: They different but I seriously I I had mine all done up. I had I've had way too much money in that fucking car And even I love my car, but I hate Yeah, no I get it it's there's a love hate with a beetle

Speaker: Yeah, I bought the beetle. I mean, like I love them or hate them. There's no there's no middle ground. I don't think I've ever had a car that I absolutely hated. I mean, even though I know, like my horizon was not the coolest car out there, but I love that damn car. It was pretty weird. I was comfortable in it to some, but it's got like nine hundred and seventy five miles to a full tank of gas. One of my first cars was that shitty Buick that I bought for a dollar. I love that. Yeah.

Speaker: I had a, I had a 92, like three of them work. At one point I had like a 92 or 94 Sunfire convertible. That was a fucking piece of shit car. But

Speaker: I mean, it was fun. But the funniest thing about it is your big ass getting out of a 92 sunfire. I put the top down like my the bottom of my forehead up was sticking out above the waist. I'm driving unless I put on my gangster lean and I'm like lean.

Speaker: Out of all the vehicles I've ever owned, I've never owned a convertible. I refuse to buy a convertible. I mean, I would like to have another one, but I mean... I think I've only ridden in like three convertibles in my life. But the thing is like, I know it sounds weird for me to say this, but I know too much about engineering to want to buy a convertible.

Speaker: because when you really think about it, if you open the door, you have like, what, that much area of the car that can really just taco. So it's, you know, I get it. Convertibles. I just have zero love for them. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if I'd ever want to, I mean, maybe like after the kids are, you know, because I'm going to have a big truck for no goddamn reason. This is here's the thing. Here's the thing. You're not.

Speaker: With just one vehicle Yeah, I know but I mean a big fuck off truck you buy a brand -new big fuck off truck. You're gonna drive that bitch every day No, I mean I would a hundred dollars couple thousand dollars fucking convertible If they would make Jeeps more comfortable I would probably buy a Jeep and I mean I In the summer

Speaker: or when it was warm, I'd never have the doors or top on that bitch. I would have to have a watch cause like I said, I would never put the doors or top back on it. Here's the thing. They have new seat covers that came out. Well, you can actually get your seats covered, like actually replace the seat, the leather, whatever it is. Well, yeah. And there's all seats or dry seats are made out of.

Speaker: So you can rain all in your shit and be golden. And, and, and I think James already made like that too, where it can get rained on the inside and it's not going to hurt anything. Right. But I mean, I don't know if I'd want another sports car. If I'd want something like a sports utility vehicle that I could take that like a, like one of the new Broncos, they got some Broncos that have the soft tops. I don't like the new Broncos, but you know what I mean? Something like that.

Speaker: you know, that I could take the doors and top off. I don't know that I'd want a convertible car though, but I'm also nothing against cars. I'm just not the biggest car guy. I mean, I love my career. You go old school and go old school, get one of those, like, remember back in the day, they'd take the S 10 and turn it into a convertible. Yeah. Yeah. They've done that with Rangers and stuff like that. We go buy that, go buy that SSR that came out a couple of years ago.

Speaker: It's basically a convertible pickup truck with a fucking Corvette motor. Yeah. It's basically just there to be called a bed. It looked like they, they told a guy, Hey, we're going to bring the El Camino back. And he was like, he just did a line of Coke and smoke some hair or smoke some meth. It was like, I got an idea. Here's the SSR. Okay. Here's the thing. Everybody gives everybody gives the SSR shit. I think it actually looks kind of cool. I think it's kind of goofy looking. It was like when they brought back the Thunderbirds.

Speaker: Yeah, I 100 % disagree with the Thunderbirds. I think they're ugly. I think you know a company we need to bring back in all honesty. AMT? No, Pontiac. We need to resurrect Pontiac. I can't agree more. Give us the Firebirds. No matter what it was, no matter what it was, Pontiac,

Speaker: Yeah, but for for the multi purposes and if you like wanted to go camping or whatever, you know, whatever Aztec wasn't bad. I love my g6 man. I love my g6 I would have loved man. I would love to get another company There's a company where you basically you go a breath by a brand new Camaro and you take you to this company and they'll turn it into a fucking

Speaker: uh is it's it's a little pricey uh gabriel and glace's he actually has one uh where they even turned it into a teatop so and it literally looks like smoking the bandit literally went and bought a brand new fucking transam i think his is a 20 i think it was a 2019 or 2020 something like that yes i'm sure but

Speaker: you are looking at the total cost of the car plus your Camaro. So it's, I think it's like 60K plus the cost of the Camaro. But you're also, you're also looking at like 750 horse. So it's not slow by any means, but, uh, and there is another company. They make, they make the bandit pickup.

Speaker: where they take a brand new Chevy Silverado and basically put a body kit on it, supercharger, the whole nine yards, and they put graphics from smoking the bandit, you know, the bird, the whole nine yards, and make you a Transam pickup. Hmm. And that thing is sick. Like it's, like even the snowflake wheels,

Speaker: Obviously bigger but the same wheels from smoking a whole nine yard that band is sexy I need to find you the video because this I literally the first time I saw it. I was like, oh I'm kind of in Let me find you the video here

Speaker: That's the CG. The truck is, um, somewhere to go. Maybe that's just a minute. It's a 700 horsepower truck.

Speaker: So the truck, when did you get it done? It's a seven hearted horsepower. Who did this truck? I don't know the name of the company. Well, actually, Rick Ross owns one. But there's a company that makes it.

Speaker: Um, I think Rick Ross originally, uh, trying to find it. There's a really cool promo video for this truck. We're trying to find it. Yeah, I haven't heard anything about it, but I'm not up to date, like on, um, dude.

Speaker: So I'll kind of show you the video I found. I'm trying to find that promo video. I don't know where the hell I saw that. That promo video is like a couple years old, but this is the closest I have on a quick search for this truck. Bear with me while it's loading. But basically they take, it looks like a, like a,

Speaker: 2019 2020 pick up. And they be. He said up there goes. Oh my God, it's taking perfect look. You're killing me smalls. Yeah, exactly. OK, well. OK, here we go.

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Speaker: Like I said, not the greatest video, but it's the worst fucking video ever. Just go to wheels, man. So basically they just took a pickup truck.

Speaker: They painted it up like the smoking in the bandit car. They got rims and painted them up and then it's a truck that just looks like the firebird. Pretty much with a body kit. It's not even anything special. 700 horsepower. You made me wait for all that just to see a fucking goofy ass rim. Pretty much. I'm trying to find the actual, there's actually videos somewhere. Just get to the point and stop filler bustering.

Speaker: I'm not filler busting. It's a fucking... I've only learned anything from Tony T. Spoiler alert. Shit. Hopefully I can make his fantasy football show sometime. Shoot the shit with them guys. Let's see if I can find a picture. Cool.

Speaker: Hey man, just wanna let you know that sometimes you gotta shut the fuck up And this current time is just one of those times you gotta shut the fuck up

Speaker: And then this is the, this is the, uh, Transam USA, I think is the name of the company. This is the Transam they make that you can buy. Well, I mean, General Motors own honey out for, I mean, literally they just, so if they, if they were to make a new Transam, it would pretty much look like that. There's the, there's the actual truck. Yeah. So it's just a Chevy. It's a Chevy with badges and rims from the Transam.

Speaker: It's just a Chevy that they threw a body kit on, painted black, put the logo on it, got, got painted up rims and made rims to look like the old Transam rims. I mean, it's not like they, they did anything outside of soup and the engine and stuff like that. If they didn't do anything like, Oh my God, that looks like a Transam, but it's a truck. They just painted it up or firebird. I'm sorry. This is Gabriel and Glace's, uh, Transam. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. It I think is dope. It looks nice, but I mean, it's just a Camaro that they. Well, yeah, but they they beef it up. I think it's roughly roughly running 700 horses. Well, but you're looking at it like 110, 120. Yeah, I mean, that's what I'm saying. It's still it's not to transam. It's literally just a Camaro that they painted up to look like. Same thing. Same thing with the same thing with the truck. They also put it. They also make it with teatops.

Speaker: I mean, you can get a Camaro with teatops. They customize the patching teatops. Are the teatops designed to look like the Firebird when they take them off? I don't want it to. Well, then you can't have one. Well, I can't have one. There are hundreds. I don't have a hundred. I don't want it. Well, even if you wanted it, whether you don't want it or not, you can't have it, sir. I don't want it.

Speaker: I'm gonna get you one of pink. I don't know. Speaking of that, did you hear that Fenway Park is renaming themselves Kenway Park for some Barbie sponsor? It's like a one or two day thing. It's not permanently, but they're renaming it. For some Barbie gimmick, they're renaming it Kenway Park. I was gonna say.

Speaker: Yes, they are renaming Fenway Park permanently to Kenway Park and the outfield is now pink, Barbie pink. I'm kind of glad I live in Mexico all of a sudden.

Speaker: If that was the worst thing that was going on in America right now, I'd be like, it's not even the worst thing that's happening. And I'm still going to tell you, you have your priorities fucked up to say, I'm glad I'm living in Mexico, not America. Why? Because of a ballpark doing their outfield pink and renamed their partner, Kenway park. You got a whole mess of other problems in Mexico. Like one, your government are bringing out fake statues of aliens going,

Speaker: Haha, we got real alien bodies. We had a doctor exam. It was a government official I Have a little little guilty pleasure I do When it comes to the internet Karen videos masturbating cry to tell the tubby videos No, I do that on weekends

Speaker: Uh, no, but, but the guilty pleasure, you know, you talked about, you talk, you watch like bar rescue. It was a guilty pleasure of yours. You know, you may not want to admit it in every aspect of your life, but it's kind of one of those things you're like, Oh, I got to see it. Um, I love the bar rescue stuff to the point where Nikki and I make jokes all the time when we're at bars or stuff and we saw, see something that was like, Oh, Ron Taffer would come in here and kick their ass.

Speaker: They got a new they got a new pds system at at one of at the one bar she works at and I said, is it one touch? She started laughing. She's like, no. It's unacceptable. Yeah. Second gen bullshit. No, but like I so I I've watched all these fucking Karen videos. You don't get that here. Oh, you know what I mean?

Speaker: Speaking of the Karen videos You say you watch scary videos, but do you watch Karen's getting what they deserve videos Oh 100 % I don't know if you saw the lady that kicked the guy So he's got a service dog in like a grocery store. Yeah and And she goes to pet it. He's like hey, don't pet the dog You can't have a dog in here. She goes all fucking full care on him

Speaker: And she kicks him and the cops show up and the cops are talking to her and she's like, yeah, and I kicked him. And he's like, wait, you're admitting that you kicked him. She's like, yeah, I kicked him right now. All right. Put your hands behind your back. You're under arrest. Why are you running me? And I was like, I'm going to take that bitch to jail. I seen a video guy was talking about, he was a formerly, um,

Speaker: worked in asset protection for Walmart, basically Walmart security, you know, the Walmart PD, the guys that we got away from for all these years. And he said that there was an incident in a store one day, basically this black gentleman had his adopted white child with him and Karen came up and accused him of kidnapping. Because when I kidnap kids, the first place I go is I take them shopping at Walmart. Oh, yeah. Show them the business.

Speaker: If no one's, not twice, she tried to forcibly remove this child from his cart. The third time she did it, my man punched her dead ass in the nose. Good for him. And of course they called the Walmart police and then they called the real police and

Speaker: you know, they go and look at the footage and you see the footage of her pushing him and trying to grab this kid and I don't know how old the kid was or anything and after the third time, like I said, my man rocked her. I'm like, hey, **** got what you deserve in my opinion. A man or a woman. You try to grab up one of my kids first and foremost good on this guy for having the patience. I wouldn't have happened is the first time you reach for one of the **** of snapping your arm in half. Exactly.

Speaker: You're right, ma 'am. Somebody is getting arrested today. You took her ass right to fucking jail for assault. It was an assault battery and attempted kidnapping. And attempted kidnapping. Yep. Took her ass. I saw one today. This guy, he's walking down the street, the cops pull up, and they're like, hey, somebody called us about his domestic disturbance. He's like, I don't know what you're talking about. A girl in a pink shirt?

Speaker: Where'd you get those scratches in your neck? Apparently, his girlfriend was beating shit up. Yeah. And he's like, no, never happened to me, you know? And then she shows up, and she starts fucking shit. She's like, yeah, I hit him. He's my fucking boyfriend. Basically, it's taking the law of the supply for her. And then she's all pissed, and they put a hood on her face because she was spitting at the cops and shit, and she's wondering why she's throwing a tail.

Speaker: She's sitting there, she's like, your wife's probably cheating on you right now because you're not old. And he's like, A, not married. B, it's kind of hard for her to cheat when she doesn't exist. And then she looks at the cop with a straight face, like, so you're single. And I was like, this bitch, you're an asshole. She's like,

Speaker: You know, I'd be good wife. He's like, yeah, I'm sure he would. He just beat the shit out of this other guy. He's got a black eye, scratches on his neck. Yeah. Let's go get married today, honey. Ma 'am, you are what we like to call a walking red flag. Oh shit. She looked like she was cracked out of her skull. Fucking people are crazy, man. Speaking of people being crazy.

Speaker: Speaking of people being crazy. Yeah, we need to take ourselves a real quick break before we do. I want to. Like we always do, point in the show, I want to shout out some of our friends, some of the other podcasts that we enjoy, some of the guys and ladies that we like to we like to support and we'd like for you guys to check them out. If you like what we're doing, you're probably going to like what they're doing a lot better. But people like the lazy ass podcast hosted by my man.

Speaker: Dizzy scumbag lounge featuring K Stuckey and 40 Fonz. Oh, we got the, I think he, I think he renamed it to the Jarvis project with our guy, Steven Jarvis. He's doing his thing still about King's fantasy football hosted by Tony D. If you guys miss him on here, maybe he'll be back soon. Maybe he will. I don't know. Hopefully he'll be back eventually. He's got some stuff he's taking care of. Hopefully all that works out for him.

Speaker: Yeah. Maybe we can get back on, uh, and the good graces of each other. So to say that the round, we're not, we're not in a bad place. We actually go on pretty well. I got a little bit of love for the guy, but check him out. Fantasy, uh, built Kings fantasy football and his music show that doesn't technically have a name yet, but you can check late night parents with our, with our buddy, Ted Hicks.

Speaker: If you want to smoke, go see our guys smoke Sunday night smoke podcast. You got, uh, the B side with Mr. B got him. I feel like I'm missing somebody else. Right. Oh, mixed tape for the lady. Those are just some of our friends. I'm sure there's more. And if I forgot about you guys, I'm sorry. Wait a minute. Pump the brakes. I did.

Speaker: and I apologize my man fireman rich with the good morning coffee. Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays or Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. You can check them out super early. It's like five o 'clock in the morning. You're retired rich. You go ahead to get up. But much like those guys, I'm sure we all have our story for why we got into the podcasting. I got into it because it was something that I've always wanted to do a

Speaker: I've always loved radio, especially a lot of the talk radio formats that were not political and news. Um, and it was something that I wanted to do. And then Jeff and I reconnected a couple of years back and started talking on a, you know, good friends for 25 years. We might go a year or so not talking to each other. Then we might talk for a couple of months and then we go a little while, but we reconnected and, um,

Speaker: And I brought up the idea of, Hey, Jeff, I've been wanting to start a podcast. We're already spending fucking three, four, five, six hours a day on the phone with each other. Like we're fucking courting each other. And it's the 1950s. I said, how about we start a podcast? Yeah. Uh, didn't really think Jeff was going to be into it, but he jumped on board. And, uh, you know, we've been having fun ever since it's something that I enjoyed doing. It was kind of my escape.

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Speaker: our friends over at Screen Rant have another top 10 list. I do love a good top 10 list, but let me get it. Screen Rant so it's right right up your wheelhouse. These are movies. The 10 great 10 great movies where the heroes were dead the whole time. Oh yeah, you know, I figure you know we were kind of dancing around and playing in the spooky season and.

Speaker: Yeah, you know, these aren't necessarily horror movies, but some of them are thrillers or dramas or maybe they can be considered horror -esque. We'll start things off at number 10. Tim Robbins in Jacob's Ladder.

Speaker: spoiler yes spoiler spoiler if you have not seen these movies they're dead these are really old i promise you there's nothing new on nothing this is in theaters now folks go see it he's dead the newest movie on here is like 20 years old and if you haven't seen it yet well jacob's ladder that's based on a book by the same name

Speaker: Uh, Jacob's ladder, uh, was, uh, just got a little brief little, little in here. Uh, nineties, Jacob's ladder was a stylish, thoughtful horror drama from director Adrian Lynn. The movie saw a disturbed Vietnam veteran Vietnam. Tim Robbins.

Speaker: plagued by nightmarish visions as he eked out a grim existence in a rainy, gloomy city. Eventually, in the climax, revealed that the terrifying, distorted doctors and nurses Jacob dreamt about

Speaker: were a medical unit fruitlessly attempting to save his life as he bled out in Vietnam. Jacob never left the battlefield and his entire civilian life had been one long hallucination. Great fucking movie, by the way, if you guys have not seen it. Again, it came out in the 90s, even though you now know the spoiler alert, you know the outcome. Again, all these movies, the main character is dead. Words are hard. But still a great fucking movie nonetheless. Tim Robbins movie actor.

Speaker: This is a movie Coming in at number nine. I have seen it twice and The jury's still out if I like it or not, but it is a really weird movie number nine is 2003 is dead end I Don't think I've seen it all the way through but I started to watch it Yeah while Jacob sliders an obscure horror movie

Speaker: Dead End is an even less well -known and this twisty 2003 psychological horror, a bickering family of suburbanites drive in an endless circles after getting lost and wrapped to a Christmas party. The first half of Dead End doesn't feature much in the way of horror elements, but the presence of genre veterans Lynn Shane and Ray Wise, which if you look these two up, you would know exactly who they are.

Speaker: They've been around forever, been in every goddamn thing. Should clue viewers in on the twist. As the second half grows more surreal, the characters are killed off one by one and grew some accidents until the twist ending reveals they actually died in a crash hours earlier.

Speaker: I've got a weird reflection. There they are. I don't see it there. Just look at Ray Weiss. Ray Weiss has people in the movie and and and he played the devil in uh what was that fucking movie? There's a TV show.

Speaker: It was Reaper. Excellent show. He also played Robin's dad in How I Met Your Mother. Yeah. And Liv Shaney, she has anybody that's seen, what's that fucking movie with, she played the landlord of, damn it, Kingpin. She played the landlord of Kingpin.

Speaker: Yeah. That creepy. And she played the roommate of what's her name and something about Mary. Come on, bring her back into this place. Easy, easy. For those listening that don't have time to look it up, I'm kind of giving you

Speaker: You trust me, you have 30 seconds to look up Lynn Shane and and Ray Wise. As soon as you see Lynn Shane's face, even though the picture you're seeing is actually a better picture of what she looks like in most movies. Mm hmm. I know who she is. Coming in at number eight is 2005's Reeker. Reeker? Yeah, Reeker.

Speaker: Ignored upon release, underrated horror film Reaker has much of the same structure as Dead End. However, this nasty chiller takes a slasher movie approach to the same premise. After a group of mismatched college students crash their RV, they are gradually killed off by the monster.

Speaker: Uh, this all sounds very predictable until the end reveals that there is no killer at all. As it turns out, the teens really died in the car crash at the beginning of the movie. The stellar twist, uh, this stellar twist makes reaker another surprisingly great horror movie, despite its bad rotten tomatoes rating. And again, if you're a fan of horror movies, like I am, I promise you, you will like this movie.

Speaker: don't listen to the critics. Nobody in it. I've seen. Yeah. Uh, don't listen to the critics. Don't listen to what anybody says. Watch it for yourself. I, I really, I, I, this is one of those random movies that I think I watched on a Sunday afternoon and so, you know, but nonetheless, we all know we all know the ending of six cents, but it doesn't spoil the movie. Agreed.

Speaker: Alright, Jeff. It is actually a prequel to No Man's Land, The Rise of Reeker. Yeah. Good. Good sequel. Prequel. Uh number seven. 1962's Carnival of Souls. Carnival. Carnival. Before Dead End or Reeker, Carnival of Souls trod similar in or trod similar territory way back in 62.

Speaker: In a story that went on to influence everyone from David Lynch to Wes Craven, this horror movie told the tale of a woman who found herself followed by strange shady figures after a car crash. Inevitably, she eventually learned that these were the souls of the dead and she had just joined them without realizing it. Great movie from the sixties. Again, I'm a horror guy, so I'm in. I've seen it a few times yet.

Speaker: great black and white movie. Coming in at number six, 2008's The Escapist. I have not seen this one. This is not necessarily a horror movie. The Escapist is a hard -edged prison drama about an elderly convict who has given one last opportunity to break out

Speaker: Brian Cox is typically superb, superb, as Frank Perry, a sympathetic lifer who has accepted his fate, but does all he can to help a group of fellow prisoners break out. Oh, okay. Yeah, he plays two times.

Speaker: Next. Until the movie's final moments, it looks like Perry is among the escapees. But in his final scene, the escapist reveals that its title refers to the anti -hero's ability to imagine a happy ending as he sacrifices himself and assures everyone else's survival. I might have to show that.

Speaker: It's got one of the guys, Liam Cunningham. He's in Game of Thrones. Brian Cox. Brian Cox is a ton of shit. There's another one of those guys. But huge. But that was the the king and Troy. I'm in number six. And when we get down to number one, I'm going to do a real quick run through of the top 10 just to give you guys these titles of these movies, just in case you want to check them out. I know you know the ending. Surprise, surprise. Spoiler alert. But the title article gave it away.

Speaker: Yeah. And the list is not going to take anything away from the movie. Uh, coming in at number five, Bruce Willis, the sixth sense, creepy little, uh, what's his face. Um, Oh my God. What's his name? I forgot. Haley Joe Osment. Yeah. Hey, Haley Joe Osment. Uh,

Speaker: And and m night and and m night shama llama ding dong doing what m night does hitting you with that twist at the end going. Holy shit Didn't see that coming Yeah, but uh, basically bruce willows plays a psychiatrist who helps a little boy who sees dead people only to come to find out that the beginning sequence of the movie when a crazed patient breaks into bruce willows's house and shoots him he actually

Speaker: Bruce Willis dies and Donnie Wahlberg. Bruce Willis sees dead people and Bruce Willis is the dead people. That is Donnie Wahlberg in that first scene, by the way. The the crazy guy that she knows. Yeah, it's Donnie fucking Wahlberg. Are you sure? It's right here, sir. I don't think it's Donnie Wahlberg. Donnie fucking Wahlberg right there. I understand it's Donnie fucking Wahlberg.

Speaker: Right here Vincent gray the character that killed him There's a picture here Vincent gray I Don't know what play but that's Donnie Wommer Donnie Wahlberg has more range than most people think

Speaker: Donny Wahlberg or Mark Wahlberg's Anting critics by the way Chris Hmm I see dead people Yeah, Vince Agrae is played by Donnie Wahlberg Vince Agrae was you if you say so good color number four

Speaker: director John Borman's point blank. I don't think I've ever seen this. Looks like an older movie. Point blank is a dark crime thriller about a

Speaker: about an amoral criminal or criminal getting violent vengeance on the team of co -conspirators who left him to die. Only that's not quite true since Point Blake's entire plot has a surreal offbeat tone that is never fully explained by the movie. However, it makes a lot more sense once it's learned that Borman himself said Point Blake's entire plot was the dying fantasy of the movie's protagonist.

Speaker: So this 1967, right? All right. It doesn't say what year it came out. So it's the older movie. Yeah. So, uh, Lee Marvin, Angie Dickinson. I mean, this movie was in color, but it was 67. So it's like, yeah, no, it was in color. Yeah. I didn't say what year it came in. Um, coming to number.

Speaker: Coming in at number three is a 2005 drama stay. Long before Ryan Gosselin became Barbie's perfect kid, he was patient Ewan McGregor. He was a patient of Ewan McGregor's stumped psychiatrist and stay. This twisty mystery saw Gosselin play a college student wracked with survivor's guilt who offloads his trauma on McGregor's professional

Speaker: Uh, eventually the ending of stay revealed that Gosling character was actually in the process of dying all along. And his entire storyline had been a hallucination designed to help him deal with his transition into death. Critics hated it, but stay remains a clever, stylish and a poignant spin on his popular twist. So it sounds like it's kind of the same basis of, of the six cents.

Speaker: It is. I'm actually looking at the cast. Decent cast. I mean, it's got Bob Hopkins. It's got DB Wong, Mark Margolis. You know him instantly when you saw him. Decent cast. Naomi Watts. I'd check it out. Well, coming in at number two is 1987's Angel Heart. Angel Heart? Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, hey with DeNiro. I ain't mad at that. Yeah. Angel Heart is a twisty, dark neo -nor about a private investigator who's hired to hunt down a ruthless, remorseless criminal along the way. He sleeps with a young woman connected to the criminal's killings and then covers a satanic rituals and black magic. Then the hero discovers that he is the very killer he's looking for.

Speaker: His love interest is his own daughter and his employer is the devil himself Who has sent him on this quest as punishment for his horrific sins he committed in life Damn, that's fucked up that I want to see it. Yeah, this sounds like a wild ride I have never seen that I do kind of now when you're talking Lisa Bonet plays the daughter Robert is Nero plays the devil slash boss Mickey Rourke plays angel and

Speaker: Um, let's see who else we got in here. Nobody else. Uh, people that you would know if you saw their faces, but nobody, Elizabeth witchcraft. Yeah. Uh, decent cast. Definitely check that out. Yeah. Number one. I didn't really like this movie. And I don't know if it was because of the main character or if it was the movie was just that, that freaking bad. Um, I don't, I don't, I don't know.

Speaker: Um, but I didn't like this movie You guys can check it out if you want, but it's 2001 The others starring nicole kidman Ah, I don't i'm not the digital man. I did see this movie The problem I had with it The whole time the movie's going on you're going what the fuck is going on? Well, there was that too. There was that element but uh

Speaker: The others, Nicole Kidman plays a nervous, strict mother whose children are allergic to sunlight. For most of its runtime, the Gothic horror implies that the cavernous house inhabited by Kidman's family is haunted by unseen ghosts. However, the others' ending explains that the main characters themselves were the ghost all along, and the presence that disturbed their home was new. Living owners essentially

Speaker: a much less fun spin on Beetlejuice. The others proved that even the oldest twist endings can still sometimes feel fresh. Uh, again, like I said, not the biggest fan. It's basically a haunted house from the view of the ghost. Yeah, exactly. Uh, maybe, maybe, maybe it's because I'm not the biggest fan of Nicole Kidman, nothing against Nicole Kidman, just not the biggest fan of her. But yeah, there was a lot of, there was a lot of,

Speaker: Open -ended plot is happening. Yeah a lot of loopholes a lot of holes in the plot where you're just like Jesus And then and then I hit you know Watch it if you want but then the ending is just like oh they're dead They're ghosts and there are people living in the house that they think are ghosts. Oh, okay cool

Speaker: And they don't even like, you just, they just throw it in your lap. Like there's no like buildup or anything. They just like throw it in your lap. They're dead and they're alive. I just watched three hours for that. Exactly. Yeah. Uh, I did see it. I'm not a big horror guy or, or this genre, I guess, because some of them are horror. Some of our genre or some of our drama or whatever. I'm just, I don't like a movie that makes me think too hard.

Speaker: You know, and this is a movie where where you're watching it, you're you're constantly going, wait, I got pissed. We got a positive because if I miss something, I've lost the entire fucking plot. But you feel that way at the end of the movie. Did I miss something? Hey, ladies and gentlemen, this is why Jeff doesn't watch Sesame Street, Reading Rainbow, Bill Nye the Science or any of those educational television shows. Speaking of, I got I got a little story for you.

Speaker: Well, hold on one second. Let me wrap this up. Let me go ahead. Like the others, let me wrap this up. Go ahead. So that was the top 10 great movies where the heroes were dead the whole time. Just a real quick recap. Number 10, Jacob's Ladder. Number nine, Dead End. Number eight, Reaker. Number seven, Carnival of Souls. Number six, The Escapist, which I kind of want to check out now. Number five, The Sixth Sense. Number four, Point Blank.

Speaker: Number three, stay number two, Angel Heart. Number one was the others. Check them out if you guys want. I think I want to check out that Angel Heart. That sounds good. Like that. I mean, Mickey Rourke. Yeah, he's awesome. You froze. I would totally check that movie out. Yeah. Anybody wants to go and check those out. Some of them are streaming. I did see a couple of when I was looking these up.

Speaker: They did have places. Some of them are streaming. For instance, the others, the number one movie, is streaming on Prime. You can go ahead and check it out. I mean, it's not. I don't think it was a bad movie. I think it was a bad casting choice. Kidman just can't sell it. I think that's the issue.

Speaker: Um, and Chris is probably going to drop down here for a second because his internet is shit tonight. But no, yeah, check them out. They're excellent movies. Um, there you go. All right. No, no, no, no. Keep going. You're still frozen. I don't think that Angel Heart sounds awesome. You know, Mickey Rourke.

Speaker: and Lisa Bonet. I love Lisa Bonet. I think she just made the actress. I would definitely check that out. You're so frozen, dude. Yeah, and there he goes. So yeah, while he's restarting his internet or whatever, we're going to go ahead and wrap this section up. We're going to go ahead and talk about my favorite little ad

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Speaker: uh, taking up a little bit of time because there's, you know, um, there's, they're going to be firing back up again this coming weekend. Um, I have a list of the top haunted houses in the U S ranked by Yelp reviews. And I'm not talking about actual haunted houses. I'm talking about somebody set it up. Yeah. Like your haunted who cheese and, uh, you know, haunted prison or we have fear Columbus. We have the haunted who she.

Speaker: I saw that just now and I was like, nah! There are a hundred of them. I would like to run through them. I would like to run through them all, but not all in one, one, one, you know, I'm going to break it up. I said, no.

Speaker: maybe do like 10 or 15 of them, you know, something like that. We'll see how it goes, how quick we can, we can fly through them because they're not movies. So Jeff's not going to go off on tangents about actors in the other movies and stuff like that. But like I said, people listen from all over the country. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

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Speaker: Hey, we got fear Columbus. I would love to take her to the haunted hoochie because people literally come from all over the country to go to the haunted hoochie. Some, some, some people come from different parts of the world to go there. And that's right down the road from us. Uh, but I do want to dive into that. Uh, I don't know if you caught the comment about X, uh, about currently being on

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Speaker: In a conversation like this is just so nonchalant that they just throw this in here Elon Musk in a conversation with the Prime Minister of Israel Shared that he may put X Yeah, just chill it out hanging out with the barbecue and the Prime Minister of fucking Israel, um

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Speaker: I mean you already have it. I mean you already have it now where the verified having a verified account is a joke because literally any Tom Dick Billy Bob can fucking have a verified account with their three followers So you get people like you know Some people like to hang out on certain apps and feel important what I like and feel important because I'm verified on X I

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Speaker: a fraction of a penny called a 10th of a penny. But even if it has to pay a few dollars or something, some minor amount, the effective cost of bots is very high. He added during the discussion, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada. Um, so, you know, he wants to put a paywall up there and I say we may or may not, um,

Speaker: be there depending upon how much it is because as we've learned in recent history when I was passive really aggressively called out and I had to explain that two and a half years all out of my pocket. I really don't want to pick up another monthly bill even if it is something minute because at the end of the day it still adds up.

Speaker: But, uh, you know, nonetheless, at the end of the day, we'll see what happens. I understand there's reason in it, but I think I'm not alone with not liking it. I think there's going to be a lot of people. Fuck you. Click. Yeah. Fuck you. Short me on that real quick made that on the fly.

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Speaker: It might be a minor inconvenience, but at the end of the day, it's going to be a huge convenience. So maybe, maybe I won't mind paying it. Um, I think what's going to happen is you're going to get, you, you, you don't get, yeah, it'll cost, but you won't get the quote unquote looky loose. You know what I mean? Well, it's, it's, it's, it's just the fake accounts, man. It's, it's, it's, it's like, it's, it's like the, you know,

Speaker: You have the bot accounts and then he already said, you know, he wants to bring back freedom of speech He's not censoring anybody on the on the left or in the woke or the right or the crazy conservative or anything like that To my knowledge, but I don't know but my Twitter time timeline is a lot different than others You know, my timeline has a lot of Born a lot of

Speaker: Sports podcast stuff right it does because I You know the thing about Twitter is if you if you if you use certain They don't show you a timeline that's just people you're following so if you're following other people if you use certain hashtags

Speaker: Uh, you know, as we've discussed on the show, I started an only fans page that I'm terrible at because I forget about it constantly, but I haven't put up a couple posts and I've, and I've used hashtags only fans or hashtags, uh, you know, spicy content or whatever the case may be. Well, that throws me into an algorithm on my timeline where in my timeline, there's a whole bunch of, uh, of. Spicy quote unquote, spicy content creators.

Speaker: Right. But I also know a lot of people who sports related like Michigan and Cleveland and you know, Cleveland Bay, Cavaliers, Indians, Browns, Cincinnati Reds, Blue Jackets, Penguins. So I get a lot of that mixed in there as well. And then, you know, with, with podcast stuff, it's, it's, it's a mixture of, and it just depends on the day of the week. One day I'll get on there and, and go to post something nice. And, or I'll look at it.

Speaker: And it'll be all like only fans crap. And then I get back on there and it's all Cleveland Browns. You know what I mean? There's no rhyme. It's all over the place. I have that same issue. Um, actually there's a couple of people that I follow, um, on X or whatever, but, you know, and then as we talked about, you know, any more, you almost don't have in certain cases, you don't have to have.

Speaker: You don't have to pay for somebody's OnlyFans because you can find it on Twitter. Well, you know, you look up somebody and then next thing you know, for the next like three days, there's nothing but OnlyFans and porn videos on your ex. You know, when you, when you, like I, I, I, uh, I follow John Cusack on Twitter and I follow, uh, one of the, one of the, my favorite, I guess feeds on

Speaker: Twitter is, um, um, Oh my God, it's called, um, scan BC. And they do all these weird stories out of Canada. They're actual radio transmissions from the cops. Yeah. And they're hilarious. And, um, for a while they were, they stopped and well, they just started going again. So I'll get, I'll start reading a couple of those. And the next thing you know, for like three days, that's, I see stuff like that.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. And I've mentioned several times, one of my favorite morning shows is the Mike Kalta show. I listen to him every morning. Well, I follow the show, but I also follow everybody on the show. Well, they've got a lot of the Tampa area has a lot of famous porn stars that live down there. Mm hmm.

Speaker: Uh, who have now, you know, been in porn for many years or strippers or this, that, now they're not only fans. So they follow them. I don't know. I don't follow, you know, I don't necessarily follow them, but if I'm scrolling through it, they'll pop up in my feet because they follow them. Right. So, you know, Twitter's Twitter is a, is a weird, uh, social media platform.

Speaker: Um, it's a, it's a weird platform and, uh, and, uh, as a whole, just, just based off of, you know, one for us and for many others that, that, that are content creators of in some shape or form, Twitter is like the only free promotional site out there. And it's probably one of the best free promotional sites out there. Um,

Speaker: as far as getting your content out there and whatnot. But not only that, but it's the wild fucking West, man. It's, it's a, it's a crash. I've seen videos. I've seen videos where I'm like, whoa, I didn't know somebody can bend it that way. And then you, you can read something about how, uh, actually I was, I read a story on scan BC. It was like the ambulance responding to

Speaker: such and such place because someone shot themself in the eye with a pellet gun. And it's like, I mean, those stories, they're amazingly funny. But it's like, the Wild Wild West thing, if you're looking for one specific subject, you'll find uber amounts of it.

Speaker: For the next couple of days. Yeah. Lady, lady and I have talked about, uh, the old periscope days. Uh, I don't know, Jeff, you weren't around for him. You probably have no idea what, but lady and I have talked about the old periscope days. And I mean, it was literally the wild west on periscope and you could like, I mean, like you could literally go on there with your wife and go live and just fuck.

Speaker: I'm so upset that I missed it. I know what I'm saying or you can go on air. I would have sex on camera, but. Yeah. Or he wants to watch a 30 second. Live of some dude doing fucking blow off of a fucking donkey's dick. Or there was me in the garage. I'm kind of glad I missed that. Or there's shit just talking shit and having fun. Or there was some ass clown, you know, being weird.

Speaker: picking fights with people for no reason or you had the actual, you know, I won't say that back then I was actually creating any form of contact content other than just having fun and having a good time and enjoying hanging out without going anywhere. Yeah. You know, enjoying the community that I created through my lives. Not only that, but you know, I was introduced to multiple other communities that I got to be a part of.

Speaker: which was awesome and do shows on their channels and which was, excuse me, which was different from what I did. You know, I could step out of my, my normal routine and do something different on somebody else's channel or with, within somebody else's community and stuff like that. So I mean, you literally see anything and everything on Periscope. Uh,

Speaker: from travel and art and music and this and the other thing. And of course, then all the dark side of our scope. But and that's what Twitter has always been. And I think that's what Twitter always will be to a certain degree. At least it should be in the best sense of what it should be. I mean, the problem with Twitter is. I think the main problem with Twitter is

Speaker: The whole verification thing for what is like eight bucks and you become verified Yeah, yeah, I don't know what Twitter blue is but I've never I I don't see them whether I'm verified or not. I don't give a fuck That little blue checkmark does nothing for me personally It's just it just puts you it's just it just boosts you up an algorithm and stuff like that and you know if if Twitter becomes a paid thing and

Speaker: that you had to pay for. And for a couple extra bucks a month, if you give me the bundle with a verification and I would much rather earn my blue check more, but at the same time, if I'm already paying to be there and you want to give me a bundle, I would absolutely pay for it too. Well, I wouldn't on the price.

Speaker: But I would pay for it up for the podcast page simply because that blue check mark is gonna put you in front of more people It's gonna push you. It's gonna boost you more. It would benefit to show to a certain degree But again, it's not something I mean the fucking YouTube just raised their fucking monthly race It just went up like four or five bucks a month You know a Stream yard thankfully has not changed but you know, it's inevitable

Speaker: Yeah, it's gonna happen, you know and and the biggest that you know, I've been I don't know about you But I see a ton of fucking ads for StreamYard as of late like Especially on Facebook stuff. So I don't think like StreamYard is gonna go anywhere and I love the platform StreamYard's not going anywhere. I think that the the platform that they have and what they do for podcasters and stuff like that

Speaker: like you can do webinars and you can do, you know, there's so much you can do that you can't, even if you try to do this on zoom, you can't go live on zoom. Exactly. Well, you can go live on zoom, but in order for people to watch, they have to have a link and they basically show up on camera and, you know, or, or, you know, it's, it's,

Speaker: Obviously not the same. It's not like you can just stumble across it. Zoom is great for what I use it for, but I wouldn't. And the only reason I would use Zoom, do a podcast. The only reason I would use Zoom to do a podcast is because I would have the ability to record the video and then post it later. Like if I wanted to record at four o 'clock in the morning and then post it at a later time and not be live.

Speaker: then Zoom would be perfect. But with StreamYard, what I like about it is that, you know, right now we're on three different places and we don't have to worry about, oh, we got to, oh, don't forget to put it on here and put it on here. And it's all the main work of getting it to those extra places is done. All we got to do is actually have a conversation and, you know, you got to edit the video or not edit, but you got to put it up on Spotify and

Speaker: But I mean it's modified makes or not Spotify's Streamer it makes that super easy to do anyways, right? But um, you know if we wanted to do I don't think we could do a live but we can record a video on Zen caster I'd only we can go live on there but we can record the video record the podcast and then post it onto the YouTube and and stuff like that and Straight, but it wouldn't be live

Speaker: No, it wouldn't be live and then converted into the audio and straight up posted up for distribution. And like I said, you know, Zincaster is literally you're all in one. Uh, but we, we wouldn't be live. And you know, and at that, you know, I like the fact that we do the show live because of the simple fact we can have people commenting. We can, you know, they, uh, like we had, uh, Oh boy, that typed nothing in caps the other day that

Speaker: added to the conversation. I love that. Yeah, exactly. I think the show would, it would still be a great show. We would still have fun with it, but certain things that you and I don't think of when we're having a funny conversation or we're like, Oh, well, would you do this? You know, we have caveats that people throw in and you're like, Oh shit, we didn't even think of that. You know, that kind of thing. What the fuck is going on?

Speaker: But yeah when it comes to personally I Don't really go on personally, you know, I'm only on X For As far as use goes for the podcast On my personal page for motion of other stuff within my personal page, you know, I follow a lot of

Speaker: Uh, not only Cleveland Browns, but NFL reporters. I don't really follow many other sports outside of the NFL on Twitter. Um, so I get a lot of stuff, NFL related, especially Cleveland Browns related, uh, even before ESPN or Yahoo sports drops it. It's on Twitter. You know, I mean, like, like it all honesty being at the game Monday night, I could have jumped on Twitter and I could have put out there before anybody else.

Speaker: Cleveland will sign Kareem Hunt by Wednesday. Nice. And just because I knew it, I knew what Cleveland was. I literally looked at Nikki as soon as I seen that Nick Chubb was down and then they showed the replay one time in the stadium and I looked at her and I said, they're bringing Kareem Hunt back. And she's like, okay. I'm like, you have no idea what this is. Her reaction was the same in mine. I was like, yeah, okay. Yeah, I remember.

Speaker: But for a football, like I told my buddy Rick who him and I will be starting him and I will be starting a football show here soon. We're going to cover NFL College and fantasy football together. You know, I think I've messed with Jimmy that night or or. After it happened, I said, Hunt's coming back and he was like. I don't know, I said, trust me, and then today he was like acres or hunt. I said, I'm telling you, what's coming back? He just visited. He's coming back.

Speaker: And then a couple hours later the notification came out that they saw and I said see Like the dude already knows the system. We literally just cut him in the offseason. He already knows the system He already knows coach staff. He like he knows what he's walking into What's up? One of the sheets Yes, Austin Or we can't get you a step stool major On a shelf above the thing

Speaker: Yeah, but you know, that's that's about all I do on Twitter. But in other news, check this out, dude. Yeah, there is a chance. Back in episode 14. We confessed our love for Ryan Reynolds, but there was somebody else in that conversation that we were talking about. Kevin Costner, he's single now, isn't he? Yeah, Kevin Costner. And by the way, I know his I know his now ex wife's name.

Speaker: We didn't know it back then. It's Christine Bumgarner. Exactly. I've looked it up a couple times like **** that **** Yeah, Kevin Costner and Bumgarner have officially reached an amicable divorce settlement. According to media reports and check this out. This is something else I didn't know. Shout out to our man Kevin. 68 years old.

Speaker: How old was his wife? Ex -wife. Shouldn't be ex -wife. She was like 40. I'm 49. I ain't mad at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead, Kev. I'm just saying. I may or may not be sliding in his DMs later on tonight. I don't know, man. How you doing? Are you on X? I'm just saying. He gonna be on Grindr any minute now.

Speaker: Kristine was a model and a handbag designer. She filed for dissolution of marriage back on May 1st. The couple have sparred over child support and Kristine moved out of the family's home in Santa Barbara, California.

Speaker: So, this sounds like they were married for 18 years. He got with her when she was kind of impressive. Thirty. Yeah, I don't like that. Um, model. Yeah, they got three children. Uh, 16 year old, a 14 year old and a 13 year old. Geez. Um,

Speaker: And they're going to, I don't know if you heard the rumors, but there was rumors that he's a, he's a kind of been dittling somebody else. Better not be. I think, I think it was somebody on the cast of Yellowstone. And I, I see you haven't really watched a whole lot of Yellowstone, but, uh, oh, growing up from coyote ugly was on the show and played Kevin.

Speaker: kind of love interest there for a couple episodes. I don't know who Kevin is. Kevin Costner. Oh, I thought you were talking about like Yellowstone character had a love interest and a mild love interest. Uh, and it was played by that, the chick that was in coyote ugly. I can't remember her name is piper or pepper. I don't know, but she was on it for awhile and right around these rumors that he was kind of

Speaker: I don't know what her fucking name is. What is her name? Your name? That was good. And Paltrow and Iron Man. No, I know that. No, I'm so used to typing on my phone. Yeah, I have no idea. I've always seen like the first season in half of the second season, I think.

Speaker: Oh, excellent show. Her name is Piper Parabu. I can't pronounce him. But yeah, she did a couple episodes. She played a vegan activist that he kind of showed her what was what. And it was implied that

Speaker: He was doing stuff. I say you're pissing too darn loud, boy. It's late at night and you're pissing right in the center of the bowl like you're frying chicken in there. You got a piss on the side, boy. Make it a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissing like that, boy. I saw you went to the bathroom. Let everybody know.

Speaker: I can't. I can't hack it solo. Oh, you jumped up to pass and I can hear you passing. So, I had to play the video. Let's talk. So, she did a couple of episodes and that like he has a bunch of younger love interests in Yellowstone and I heard there's a rumor of him and I don't

Speaker: Right around the time of this divorce happening is when these rumors came out that he's fucking some of his co -stars. Starlets, however you want to say it. So I'm just saying, dude, we got a chance. I already slid in his DMs. I was like, what's up, big daddy? How you doing, dad? You ever been with us past first before?

Speaker: I want you to scream, fuck you, Georgie, why you take me there? Fuck you, Georgie. Fuck you, Georgie. I was watching that shit. I was watching it before the show. I was watching that full clip of the diner scene where he's like, I never fought a balloon animal before.

Speaker: This guy's all jacked and shit. And he's talking about he wants to kick swords, he's ass. And he's like, I've never fought a balloon animal before. I'm like, you want to talk about a fucking insult? But the dialogue in that show, it's these guys are just their characters are fucking quick with the comeback. Well, yeah, it's the constant rhetoric back and forth. I mean,

Speaker: Yeah. It's just on letter Kenny alone. Yeah. Where's Wayne at?

Speaker: That's the only Canada's only redeeming factors

Speaker: I mean, they kind of knock against them because they gave us fucking Justin Bieber. So that you wouldn't talk about dropping your credit score. Yeah. They gave us Ryan Reynolds. Oh, I know that. Yeah. But, but Bieber really knocked down the fucking pole. Yeah. But not, I mean, Ryan Reynolds is, uh, I, uh, well, it did give us Drake too.

Speaker: and a grassy eye. Exactly. For years, people thought that it was in a wheelchair. Didn't that motherfucker get shot? What did he say? But I mean, Canada does not have a ton of redeeming factors. I mean, there's a ton of actors. I mean, there's a ton of ton of actors and singers that have come from Canada that we find happens.

Speaker: Yeah, but so did Celine Dion. She's not that bad. She's not that good either. Yeah, I mean, she did give us the theme song to Deadpool 2. Yeah, but that was... That was Celine Dion at the very beginning of Deadpool 2. I know, I love that fucking song. I have it on my Spotify list.

Speaker: Look, so the, uh, everybody's celebrity celebrities that come from Canada, sweet deal is not going to be everybody. And I'll give, I'll give it it. I'll give it to Canada. Ryan Gosling. I'm not mad at that. Rachel McAdams not mad at that one. Sandra. Oh, well, Sandra. Oh, Jim Carrey, Sandra. Oh, she was, she's the Asian chick on, uh, she was on Grey's enemy.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Jim Carrey. I forgot. Jim Carrey. Seth Rogan. Kind of a little bit. I got to give it to Canada. For who? I got to give it to Canada for this one. Gotta reach. Fucking Canadian. He's from Kentucky. Wait a minute. It says Canadian celebrity. Maybe that's Johnny Depp is from Kentucky.

Speaker: I know that's not true. The Rock is not from Canada. Dwayne the Rock Johnson became a Canadian citizen

Speaker: at 37. Yeah, he is not the rock. Guys, stop it. See, fuck you, Canada. Kim control. They can keep her. Yeah, exactly. I'm Reynolds. No, he's not. He's from Hawaii. His family is. He's Hawaiian. And this one, I wanted to double check before I brought it up. Legend.

Speaker: Michael J Fox is Canadian. He is Canadian. Michael Sierra, they can keep him. Uh, Avril Lavigne can keep her. Will Arnett. They can keep him. Pam Anderson. Pam Anderson. Back in the day, she was good looking. Michael Buble, they can keep him. Um, the list goes on. Well, okay.

Speaker: Elon Musk is from Canada. No, he's not. He's from a whole different planet. I remember that. Let's be. Let's be honest. We all know Elon Musk is a certified goddamn alien. The man, the myth, the legend Donald Sutherland. Yeah, I do that, but I would say I don't know if I'd give him the man, the myth, the legend, but he's definitely. Don't tell him he's a fucking badass Neil Young. Yeah, you guys can have him.

Speaker: Do you remember? Remember when Neil Young tried to pick a fight with Leonard Skinner? Yeah. Yeah. That ended real great for Neil Young, let me tell you. Dan Aykroyd, Canadian. Yeah, I do that. Phil Hartman was Canadian. Tommy Chong. Tommy Chong in Chong was Canadian.

Speaker: Uh, let's see. I don't buy into the whole Cheech and Chong. Corey Mayhew. He was the dude from Glee that died. Uh, Chad Kroger. Yeah. Well, we all know that. Yeah. Brian Adams. You said that. Corey Ham. Uh, and that's it. Well, there's two others. I don't know. I was just trying to say that Canada gave us a lot of good things and I, you know,

Speaker: I mean they gave us Keanu Reeves, so I'll give them a pass. I'm not buying I I don't either The list of famous people Okay, so I think what It's the whole thing of them becoming Canadian and the rock and the rocks not gonna be a tax break It's gotta be a tax break. Yeah in the rocks not Canadian you guys cannot I mean as much as I wouldn't be mad at you guys having him

Speaker: You can't claim the rockets. Born in Lebanon. Well, that's not Canada. He was born in Lebanon, but moved to Toronto at age five. So he's Lebanese. He's Lebanese, but his parents are Canadian. So you guys are just claiming shit. Exactly. They're trying to steal Keanu.

Speaker: He's not even ours he's the Lebanese he's the Lebanese people He's Lebanese Okay, yeah, here's the kicker like Donald Sutherland is on this list of Canadian, but Kiefer is not Well is a milieu Never mind never mind never mind that's Charlie Sheen's son or not Charlie Sheen Martin Sheen's son Amelia and she

Speaker: Yeah. Martin Sheen, Emilio and Charlie. Nevermind Donald Southerly. Yeah. But like Mark Myers, Mike Myers is Canadian. He wasn't on that list, but I think he's, he has American citizenship. I mean, let's be honest. They can keep Mike Myers. Agreed. I mean, the only thing Mike Myers ever did that I really, really, really, really liked was correct. I mean, I liked Austin Powers and I liked Wayne's world, but.

Speaker: It's not letter, Kenny. You know, it's yeah. No, I don't like them. I like it was all right when all that I like the first Austin Powers. I like the first one. We really need two more. Yeah. And I love straight. I mean, I love the straight movies. But any who. Check this out, dude. Yeah. Not the time when I tell you it's what that's on.

Speaker: Uh, real quick. Have you seen the, um, uh, the ABO, AIBO, ABO, ABO robot dogs by chance? Oh yeah. The yellow, it's like a yellow box with dog style legs. Well, let's show the picture. It looks like a little robot dog. It's a little blue and white dog. It looks like a little, just a little robot dog.

Speaker: How do you spell it? A I B O robot dogs. And I'll show our viewers. Okay. Yeah. I think I've seen these before. I'll show our viewers what it looks like. Yeah. Well, um, Sony has agreed to repair the old robot dogs.

Speaker: These are the old ones right here. I remember these. Yeah, these those are. Yeah, those are pretty old. I think this is again one. Yeah, this is more like a new generation. Yeah. The new elbow dog. Yeah, they have. They're showing a different picture of one on here. But anyway, you guys get the gist. It's a robot dog. Sony agrees to repair.

Speaker: Uh, the old robot dogs. Uh, Sony has announced that it will allow owners of the $2 ,900 robot dogs whose basic plans have been canceled and do repairs to do what, what are they going to do with them? Oh, Jesus.

Speaker: I'm sorry. You spent $2 ,900 on fucking little robot dog. You could have just bought a real dog and call it for free. Um, I'm going to say. To add on like Google Alexa content. Nope. They're going to do the repairs. The company will refurbish the AI those as needed.

Speaker: and allow them to be adopted to find their forever homes. So we have animal shelters with real animals that are overpopulated, overpacked, they're killing off dogs and cats and stuff like that. The company will refurbish

Speaker: the AIBOs as needed and they will donate them to medical facilities, foster homes, and other groups. PC Gamer reported the company wants to make AIBO more sustainable by allowing them to be used by a variety of ways including, I love this Jeffrey, emotional support. As a person with five

Speaker: dogs. Fuck you, son. But wait, there's more my friend. Sony will charge foster parents. A fee is to take part. The eyeball is a toy that can do tricks like standing outside laying is greeting its owner at the table. They want to voice and touch and can recognize

Speaker: specific people. It has been to mature, like real dogs, and it has a web based interface that allows you to customize it, adding different actions. So basically what you're telling me is this robot dog is going to age and die.

Speaker: Once again, so does my dog. If I get a robot dog, it should never die. Exactly. It should outlive me and my kids and their kids and so on and so forth. It should eventually, and I'm sorry, if for what that robot dog does for $2 ,900, I can get a real, my dogs, I live, my dogs were free.

Speaker: Yeah. So for everything those dogs do, the only thing that dog, that robot dog doesn't do that. My real dogs do is shit and piss and piss. Well, yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, so you want to donate them to foster some cool, like guaranteed. Bring me up here.

Speaker: You want to donate them to a medical facility where people are dying. People's kids are. You want to donate them to foster homes. I ain't got a fucking family, but I got a robot dog. I don't have a family, but you're going to charge me. To have a robot. I live in a foster home. I don't have. You're you're like style orphan.

Speaker: The company is touting it as an ideal To serve as a comfort animal for facilities that don't allow animals Meanwhile for port port I Get it

Speaker: You know, it's for places that don't like, you know, there are people that are allergic to animals. But if you're putting it in medical facilities or foster homes or this an offer or, or, um, give it away for free, a more emotional support animal. Offer it for free. You, you agree.

Speaker: are basically going to the people who are at the lowest of the low and say, give me more money. Poor, poor, Oliver Glick in the foster home is cruel and don't even have a blanket to keep warm at one night. Please, sir. May I have some more? I'm still hungry. No, you can't have more gruel and you can't have a blanket, but you can have this. If you give me a couple hundred bucks,

Speaker: Yeah, you have a robot dog you have to pay for. That's why you get the gruel, because you got to pay for the stupid robot dog. Sony. Do better, Sony. Oh, the concept executed very poorly. Once again, this comes from the minds of people that are quote unquote rich.

Speaker: You've lost touch with reality. You think everybody's got money to fucking burn. And you're like, I got an idea for the fucking, you know, the poor, this franchise children of the world, we'll give them a dog. It's a robot dog. So they don't have to worry about feed it. They don't have to worry about money to feed it. They don't have to clean up dog shit. Oh, but we need to pay for it. They got money. Yeah. Fuck you, Sony.

Speaker: If, if, if, if my child is dying of cancer in a medical facility, is my insurance going to cover the comfort, support, emotional support, robot, AOB dog? I, I, AI Bo. Again, John Wick's wife died. She gave him a dog. A real dog. A real dog. And granted started, you know, a whole tragedy, but, but at the end of the day,

Speaker: If you're living in a place and you really want a dog and you're living in a place that doesn't allow animals, fucking move. It's going to be cheaper than getting this fucking AI dog no matter what. I would rather be homeless than live in a place that made me pay for a fucking robot dog that doesn't even have fucking fur.

Speaker: Well, that's the only thing if I if I live and we'll say an apartment community apartment complex or condo community or whatever that doesn't allow animals Fucking move. No, I mean technically and I have a robot dog Technically not an animal. It's not a real animal. I mean you really can't say anything Right and that's the whole thing I guess they're

Speaker: they're somewhat, you know, they're cleaner than actual real dog. Yeah. But, and I get that concept, you know, the main reason why people don't want animals in their buildings, because dogs piss and shit. So the cats and everything else. And I get that concept. But if I'm moving into somewhere, and they're like, Oh, we don't allow animals. Okay, I'm gonna go find somewhere else to fucking live. Right.

Speaker: you know, or, you know, as that one chick, uh, long time ago on Tiktok said, why don't the homeless just buy homes? You know, I'm just, but it's hard for cash, you know, especially if you're, you're a foster kid and you know, your parents, you're fucking Batman, basically, because your parents are dead or whatever the case may be.

Speaker: Do you really need the... And I get it, you know, get a boss or get a pet. So get the fucker a gerbil. You can get a gerbil, gerbil's like a bucket of... Yeah, I mean, it's... Fuck you, shows. Fuck you, Sony.

Speaker: this this this is this is the way aliens are real aliens are real ai this is the goddamn world we live in right now like it's something it comes down to somebody at sony thinks this is a great fucking idea and it technically is you know i'm a kid that's fostered kid let's give him a robot dog because his foster parents are allergic or whatever okay let's get

Speaker: but make it and pay for it. **** you, Sony. Yeah. Hey, the grand scheme of things. Great idea. And yeah, execution. Do you uh you you get a **** man? You you you you shot your shot on the sniper and you on the

Speaker: as as jonesy and riley and riley call him and letter kenny snipes hot chicks you shot your shot and you missed man yeah it's just uh that's good that's good this is the world we live in aliens are real and ai has taken over everything we've everything we watch growing up in movies is becoming reality oh 100 percent everything

Speaker: Dude, there's a robot that is designed for police force. Well, they have, they have robot police dogs and, uh, like, Oh, did you see about this guy that they sent him this robot police dog? This guy's place in like, I guess I think somewhere in Vegas or something, but, you know, supposedly he had a bunch of weapons.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: movement like this, you know, and there's things at the door. You just see the two arms reach out, grab it. Why is it out? Well, I mean, I mean, just a couple of years ago, I mean, you know, we've watched the evolution of, of sex dolls. Yeah. You know, literally going from being

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Speaker: like having sex with the body at the end of the day. Um, but now they have these sex dolls that have AI built into them and they will, uh, you know, if you, you hit certain spots in certain areas, they'll moan, they'll react though. And now they've got AI built into them where you can conversate with them and you could sit down at the dinner table.

Speaker: With your sex doll that you from from the color of her hair all the way down to what her toes these look like And you can sit down at the dinner table with this sex doll and and and start to form some kind of conversation so Well fuck snapchat's got that AI chat. Yeah, I mean it's where you're It's almost like having a girlfriend or a boyfriend whatever the case may be because They do have really on you

Speaker: But I mean to the point, you mean you can have conversations with it. You can, you can, uh, you know, it's only a matter of time before your sex robot fucking starts cheating on you with your neighbor, bro. Or do, or ma 'am, sis, whatever. I don't know. That's pretty bad though. No, but the, the, so, so somewhere, I don't know where they, they created this robot that is, is AI based and it's,

Speaker: Its main function is to it's it's so police aren't in the line of fire. Yeah. And this thing literally can determine a quote unquote bad guy from a good guy and shoot the bad guy. And the way they tested this was they had, they gave it a real gun and had, and programmed it to shoot the target. And these dudes stood within inches of the target.

Speaker: And they showed how it... It won't... It won't let you take the gun from him. So, like, you kick it or whatever, and the dude was testing it, and it shot him! That's fucked up! Like, he didn't die or anything, but it's supposed to not take human life. It's like, it'll shoot you in the leg or something like that.

Speaker: But this thing like shot him in the shoulder and shit. He almost died. But yeah, the AI thing kind of freaks me out, which is kind of funny because one of the programs we have at work is an AI solution. But it's like, there's so many things out there that AI, and I was talking about this with a buddy of mine today at work. AI literally has, there's a program you can get, it's an AI program you can get that will help you create

Speaker: another AI program. And my buddy at work, Rich, he said, this year, it's this whole AI thing that's going to drop our jaws and be like, holy shit, it does what? I don't know if you've seen the AI drawings or whatnot. The AI drawings, there's a whole section on TikTok of

Speaker: It's like Harry Potter as a biker, and it shows each character if they were a biker or, or, you know, what was it? If Robert Downey Jr. played, uh, Disney Princess, and it'll show different drawings of Robert Downey Jr. as a Disney Princess, all done by AI. And right now that's, that's kind of a cool thing. It's, you know, it's fun little goof, but next year,

Speaker: Because they have programs, they have an AI program that will help you write an AI program. Technology builds on itself, and the next thing you know, fuckin '... What's that? What is Stargate? Star... Star... Not Stargate. What's the one from T2? Star... Skynet! Skynet is born. Then we're all fucked.

Speaker: Like I told you the other day, Google had to shut down their AI because they asked it how to solve the world's problems and it said, kill the economic world for them. It's artificial intelligence. It's, it's, it's, it's whole design and I'm not the smartest guy in the world. And I, you know, I may or may not take the human element out. What was that?

Speaker: it's not only that, but it's designed to learn.

Speaker: And, you know, we've all heard about the laws of robotics. They show in every robot movie. Well, you can literally program that out of a program to take out the laws of robotics out. Well, yeah, it only takes one bad apple, as we know, with anything in life, it literally only takes one bad apple.

Speaker: I mean that's what happened and I robot I was saying like artificial intelligence. It's designed to continuously learn and educated slow so I mean It's it's so it's a weird concept that we've seen this time and time again in sci -fi movies or in movies and

Speaker: It's literally knocking at our door. We're literally 30 years away from Terminator. You know, as I said, Skynet is really next year could be happening because I'm not conspiracy guy. I'm just saying it's it's great. And the what we saw that robot that killed itself, we talked about the other day. I just want to put a warning.

Speaker: Any robots become - Love you. I mean, you're cool to work with me, but you start - I'm a robot. If you act in a certain type of way, I will have a bulldog before long. I don't think I won't hesitate to chop that drum clip.

Speaker: and start dropping your asses 100 % Will Smith style, Terminator style, whatever you want to call it. I'm like, yo, my room, if my Roomba jumps up and wants to fight me one day, he's catching a fucking slug. That, well, I mean, the, there's a guy on TikTok. He actually, he actually used to, he's a former criminal and he used to go on the dark web and find all this stuff and he was,

Speaker: He was saying the other day that everything in your house, like your Alexa and shit is spying on you and shit. It can be used to spy on you, basically. Well, I mean, that's, I mean, how many, I mean, just, and everybody knows this. And how many times just use our show, for instance, not even real life, just here on the show. How many times do we talk about something on the show?

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Speaker: New promotion. Fuck you, Shorzy. Oh, they know what it is. I'm OK. I don't think they'll let us use it. I'll use this one. Yeah, it's like. You know, the the like I said, I was talking talking to a buddy of mine at work and he says we were talking. He says this year it's it's this part of AI that's kind of wow, that's amazing.

Speaker: And next year it'll be something we weren't even thinking of and be like, fuck, it can do that too. Yeah, exactly. They're already, I mean, they're already, they're already so far ahead of the game as it is with, with, uh, technology and AI and stuff like that. We as, as the consumers, you know, cause we do it work. We have a, we have a AI tax thing.

Speaker: that find you all the loopholes that apply to you to save you money on your taxes. Well, the code is 37 ,000 pages long. Zincaster just dropped a new AI feature. I got to look into it a little bit more before I before I put us into it. Take some of the show. No, what it does is it helps. It

Speaker: Like busts up the algorithm? Possible? I don't know, you froze. I don't know, but I can do so much. It's retarded. You froze again. God damn. This is killing me. You're killing me. Killing me, Smalls. Ooh, we need that.

Speaker: um hey guys fucking it's amazing but scary all at the same time there you go i'm over it i'm over it man i'm over it i don't know what's going on with this fucking internet tonight but i'm fucking over it

Speaker: No, so as I was saying, SinCaster helps generate and create an audience based off of our content and pushes it out there. It's another thing that I like about SinCaster, that their main focus is helping individuals grow and monetize. I mean, like I told you guys, or I told you,

Speaker: jumped into a new program on there. It's a programmatic ads to where when I post new episodes, just based off of our, our demography and it's not our live viewership. It's based off of listens on Spotify and stuff like that. It creates ads and automatically throws it into our show. So if you're listening to a replay,

Speaker: there's going to be anything we do, but it's based off of our, uh, age conversation listeners. So, I mean, uh, we're, we're very heavy with the male listeners. Um, and it's an age group between like 24 and 45 are probably our largest

Speaker: Demography that I know I'm probably saying that word wrong, but it is what it is Yeah, whatever that works too, so they're gonna push ads on programmatic ads on there for that demographic And we're gonna and we'll get paid for it I don't know when it's gonna start or if it started or anything like that, but we'll get paid for it

Speaker: They're gonna pay us for it obviously But it's based off of our listeners and the gender and the age region and their age and all that stuff So, I mean, that's pretty cool in my opinion, you know, some people might not think it's cool, but again

Speaker: the goal of this podcast is to grow, is to make money. I've said it a million times. If this could be my source of income and I could do the show five days a week, I'd be happy as hell. The show would change quite a bit. If we were doing it five days a week, it would be more, I wouldn't say it's definitely never going to be scripted, but we're going to be able to incorporate segments and play games with the listeners and

Speaker: you know do other things and add a phone line where people could call in and take part in the games or you know do giveaways and do prize packs and do this and the other thing um or do the show in live locations and everything like that but until then just keep grinding yeah you know little things like people thinking that they're really

Speaker: You're killing me smalls I'm gonna show Saturday. Don't let me forget Don't forget Saturday. Yeah, that's that works Let's talk about buttered sausage talk about buttered sausage where it comes from what it does Why is it doing what it's doing get it out of my face? What about others? buttered sausage

Speaker: That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it? It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips. That will never get old. Fuck them kids. A little shout out before we end the show.

Speaker: you're not hurting us on the live just because you're not here and at the end of the day, I'm glad you're not here. You don't matter. You know, we're going to show them. Okay. I already knew that you're still watching dumbass. Yeah, you're still watching. You're still popping in and out. You're still reporting back but you're a little goofy boycott just because somebody's not here anymore.

Speaker: The live is just for shits and grins. Agreed. The actual is the replay. Yeah, the replay is, sorry, where the money is. But keep up the good work. Yeah. I'll address it Saturday, early in the show too. Darth Vader says hello, so. Hi, Darth Vader, keep saying hello to everybody.

Speaker: I have another way that we can say hello to the haters.

Speaker: Let's talk about button sausage. Yeah. Yeah. Over 5 ,000 in the last couple of months since we went to Satan Castro. Numbers don't lie. Exactly. There's one thing I've always kind of lived by. And I saw it in a movie. Go figure. But it's actually from one of my favorite movies. Have you ever seen the movie Grumpy Old Men?

Speaker: I don't know if I've seen the second one or if I did I've only seen the second one's the funnier one, but The the old the the old dad of Jack Lemons character That you can wish in one hand shit in the other see which gets filled up first So for all those wishing that we will fail Wish in one hand while we shit in the other we'll see which one fills up because We're not going anywhere

Speaker: We've said that from the beginning, whether you come and go, or I come and go, or whoever we have come and go, we're not going anywhere. We have no life. We have nothing better to do. We're not going anywhere. The beauty of this show is, with the exception of the time zone thing, we can pretty much go live anywhere in the world at the same time.

Speaker: I've actually an hour behind you. I just, you know, 10 46 there, but it's a, it's nine 46 here. Um, and when I'm in France, it'll be, you know, three o 'clock in the morning, four o 'clock in the morning, but at the end of the day, I'll be awake. Cause it's a fucking Saturday or Wednesday. Yeah. And like I told you, you know, there's already.

Speaker: Things going on that I'm working on, just in case you're like, let's do this four o 'clock in the morning on Wednesdays, kicking my dick in. I can only do Saturday. I don't see it do it because I will see it do anything. And I know you still won't leave your house ever. It comes down to, I don't know. I think it would be different if you were actually still going to sleep till noon, no matter what. Yeah. Even if I have all day to do nothing.

Speaker: Yeah, I think it'd be different if you were the type of person like me. If, you know, if I moved out there, I would want to be like, I'm going to Germany today. Oh, I'm going to, you know, uh, Ireland or whatever. I mean, I don't know like how easy it is. It's all those places and stuff like that. But, you know, I'm more of an adventurer where you're like, I don't want to leave my house. There's too many people out there. I don't want to people I'm done. I'm good.

Speaker: Well, no, no, I definitely, I am going to do the whole venture thing. Um, cause that's what I did when I first moved here. But, you know, regardless, because of my job, I have to be home by five. Yeah, exactly. And then the show will actually start for me at 1am, 1 or 2am. Am I really going to be out that time? Probably not. Because

Speaker: As we all know from the great show, How I Met Your Mother, nothing good happens after 2 a .m. So I shouldn't be out that late anyways. Not at 43 years old. At 43 years old, I should technically be in bed by 11. Yeah, I'm not slick. I'm not out there drinking my face off every night.

Speaker: Okay, first and foremost, I'm not drinking my face off every night. Thank you very much. My buddy that lives in France is like, when you get here, dude, we go hang out. I'm like, dude, have you met me before? Do I look like the fucker that's at the bar all the time? No. We might go and have a beer for an hour or something, but I'm fucking going home.

Speaker: I will say Saturday, I think it was like four 30 in the morning when we got all back to Nicky's back back to this. Wow. Kind of thing. But, but we went.

Speaker: like down the road a few blocks and was hanging out at Bill's house drinking. But it's, but it's also, it's not an everyday occurrence. Like every weekend you're out fucking getting hammered. And like, you know, uh, one of the things that we want to do is, is, uh, I'm going to go on these quote unquote journeys to different places. I'm still going to be taking the laptop with me.

Speaker: or my phone. All I need is wifi and I can still be on the show because once again, even if we're driving, let's say from, from, you know, Paris to fucking Stockholm, Sweden, I'm not sleeping on the side of the fucking road. I'm going to get a fucking hotel. Yeah, exactly. And my first thing is because I still have to be connected to my job. You fuckers got wifi. No, let's go to the next one. You know, and you know, on a Saturday,

Speaker: that I wouldn't during the week because all the guys are going to be hanging with, you know, they have normal jobs. They work, they have the weekends off as well. I've already said to him, look, weekends, I have to do the podcast, but it doesn't start till one o 'clock in the morning. Good luck. And my friend, he's like, dude, one o 'clock in the morning, I'm fucking sleeping. I'm like, yeah, exactly. I don't go to bed. Even now, you know, here in my house,

Speaker: I don't go to bed until two o 'clock in the morning, any given night. Right. So, you know, what's another hour, especially when I don't have to work till five PM the next day, until 10 or 11, you know, and it's not like every day I'm going to sleep until 10, 11. I'll still get up at nine o 'clock in the morning. And the beauty of going to sleep right after work is if I'm not careful, if I have like, what was it? Monday.

Speaker: I got done with work on Monday. I was fucking fried. I came up here and passed out for four hours. And I was waking up three or four o 'clock in the morning and I was pissed off because I couldn't sleep. So the beauty of it is when I get done at work, I can pass the fuck out. Wake up. It's nine o 'clock in the morning. And then go about my day for a morning ride.

Speaker: I might even fucking go to the gym. I don't bet on it, but I wouldn't hold your breath on that, but it's possible. I mean, you'll go drive past the gym, but yeah, on the way to McDonald's. Because apparently, dude, apparently McDonald's and frat is dope as fuck. Yeah, you get a royal with cheese. No, no, no. Like they they sell the they sell these little cookies that are that are

Speaker: They're very French cookie. I don't remember what the fuck it's called, but they're really good. My wife loves them. They're different flavors and all this stuff. I can't remember what they're called. They got tons of different, it's very French. And I'm like, yeah, not my bag, but they got, like you can go on YouTube boat, go into any McDonald's in France and buy just a croissant. Like you would at Starbucks kind of deal.

Speaker: And I'm like, okay. Which reminds me. I can go to Kroger's and get me some croissants. Fresh out of the oven. And the bakery, go to Walmart and get fresh out of the oven croissants. Oh, I can too. But dude, have you seen there? There's a video.

Speaker: And it's coming up to that time, which means I have to go to Costco. There's a video, it was a timeline of once they put out the pumpkin pies to once they were out. And it was like a 12 hour day. And they went from like 5 ,000 pumpkin pies down to zero in 12 hours. Like people were snatching them up like they were on fire. I was like, Jesus. It's just like a time lapse video, like scary cam video.

Speaker: but I was like, never thought they'd go that fast. I mean, they're fucking bad ass pumpkin pies. I get it. I buy two of them at a time. I love their pumpkin pie. Oh, I mean, they're not so. Pecan pie is too sweet. Pecan pie is a dangerous thing. Pecan pie from Costco will put you in a diabetic coma after two beats.

Speaker: I mean, I'm not really like them. I like, you know, I like the chair pies. I don't lose my shit over like some people. I know. I'm not saying I lose my shit. Like I get like four of them for a dollar. I'm just saying. Yeah, exactly. Like I said, but they're they're they're pecan pie is so sweet. And I love a good pecan pie.

Speaker: but their pecan pie is so sweet. It will put you in a diabetic coma or comma because they're both positive, but it's, oh, they're just too sweet. Like I think every time I buy one of those pecan pies from Costco, cause they're a massive. I don't like pecans or pecans or however you say them. I don't like pecans or pecans. I don't like the com pie. Don't,

Speaker: Don't like them. I don't like walnuts either. What is wrong with you? I just don't like them. How can you not like walnuts? How are we friends for this long and you don't tell me that? I feel betrayed. I'm a cashew guy, man. Oh, I do. I love a good cashew. I love me some cashews and I like me some regular dry roasted salted peanuts, man. I do too.

Speaker: You know, they got a peanut here. They got a peanut here. They're they're they're they're shelved peanuts. They're dry roasted. And then they're rolled in a hot sauce, hot, hot powder. They're fucking amazing. They're called hot nuts. Literally, that's the name of the company. Hot nuts. Not only. Yeah, I'm over it. No, no, no. I'm not a big. Like, I don't like.

Speaker: barbecues. I don't like the the flaming hot chips and shit. I'm not I'm not that guy. But these things like I like the good jalapeno chips but the flaming hot shit yeah it's gone about too far. But these are these are actually um the problem is one bag it's not enough and if you're not careful you will lose a tooth.

Speaker: Well, that, well, yeah, that and the problem with cashews, you know, here, they're so goddamn expensive, man. Hey, Jimmy Carter had it right. That motherfucker was a peanut farmer. One, one good thing in his life was that motherfucker grew peanuts. I ain't mad at that part. Everything else, fuck it. Carter was an idiot, but

Speaker: How do you not like walnuts? What the fuck, dude? I feel betrayed. I don't really like them. I love me more. I like walnuts. I don't like pecans. I like peanuts, cashews, pistachios. You like peanuts. I love penises. That's what you do.

Speaker: as Nick Noldy would say. Penises. Yeah. Penises. Yeah. Yeah. As our friend Gary Beasley. Oh yeah. Not in all team. Fucking Beasley. Gary Beasley. Buttertoss. I don't mind jam. That's not my jam. I buy honey. I'm not kissing. I buy honey. I kiss it.

Speaker: Oh my god. Well, it's about that time, sir. It is about that time. I gotta go. I'm gonna go get something to eat. I'm gonna watch Letter Kenny and try to stay alive until Nicki gets home. What you need to do is watch the ****ing flash past us there. Wake his ****ing little **** up and watch flash. Yeah, unlike unlike your kids. Uh my kids aren't

Speaker: And I guess go to school too. But at the end of the day, if it's like, hey, it's movie time, fuck school. I'm not going to give the kid shit because he wants to be outside playing rather than sitting in the house watching TV. You know, I'm not mad at that at all. My kids are the same way. I feel that's that's that's that's the only downside of. Not doing the 5050 custody like

Speaker: The kids, his mom and I used to do, uh, because I used to have them every other weekend. And then on the weekends we could watch movies and we, you know, during the week now it's only going to last a couple more months because, uh, you know, it's, it's going to get cold and their kids aren't going to be outside as much. So when he gets home from school, you know, we might go out there for a little bit, but he's going to come in. Uh, and then when he comes in and be like, yo, it's cold out. You're not doing shit. Cause we haven't watched guardians of the galaxy three.

Speaker: We haven't watched the second Shazam movie. We haven't watched Flash. The first, the first reported fuck in the MCU, by the way. The first reported word. It pulls the word fuck. Yeah. Deadpool three. The introduction of the MCU. Yeah, that's right, dude. And there's so much quote unquote rumors about Deadpool three. Like they're supposedly bringing back the chick from

Speaker: Wolverine movie that little girl that supposedly his daughter Oh x23 or whatever. Yeah Possible she's coming into it. I've heard Taylor Swift is gonna make shimmer like oh my god rumors Fucking Taylor Swift with fucking Taylor Swift people dude. I have no I Don't understand the fascination Taylor Swift. Fuck that bitch. I mean, I won't say fuck that bitch. I mean I

Speaker: I mean, I would. But there's songs about shit relationships. There's a common denominator there, woman. You are a dumbass. One plus one equals two. Yeah, no shit. Which just tells me that you're, you know, either you're a really bad lay or you're just dumb.

Speaker: Listen, I can hear it. I say you're pissin' too darn loud, boy. It's late at night and you're pissin' right in the center of the bowl like you're fryin' chicken in there. You got a piss on the side, boy. Make it a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissin' like that, boy. I told you, every time you get up to piss, I'm playin' that clip. Because that was nobody else. I hear you pissing.

Speaker: And as our friend Fung -Hode Leghorn says, it sounds like a project in a nap walk. I'm going to start taking my microphone as close as I can to the bathroom. I'm going to buy me like a 14 foot fucking cable for my bike so I can pick it up and take it with me and just point it towards the toilet.

Speaker: It's shotgun mic style. Get one of those. What is that? Let's let the the microphone. The sound like this. The spy spy thing here. I just give me one of them boom mics like they used in the movie. I'm the guy who can operate it to be like, all right, we're going to take a piss. I need I need boom mic.

Speaker: Tell me those guys aren't filled like Brit shit houses. They're not really. I mean, those boom lights are not that they said at the end of the day. Yeah, but it's calisthenics. Yeah, but I mean, they're not holding it up for like eight hours of a day. You know, they're not they're not doing it's literally because, you know, they shoot a 30 second clip and I cut and then I put it down. I get that. I get that.

Speaker: But if somebody's got a long speech and you're like this for the full three -minute speech. Yeah, it's old. Well, I'm not saying but yeah, you'd be surprised if you see some of these. Of course, of course, all the flow at one point, you're like, Oh, smack Ryan Reynolds with his fucking boom if you fuck up this line again. Yeah, just drop it.

Speaker: I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.

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Speaker: We do appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. We'll be back. Excuse me. Saturday night, we're the brand new episode. Say hello. We're dustists. Funky donkey. Funky shorty. Fuck you shorty. Hello to my dusting son. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, lordy, lordy, lordy. So much music to choose from. Yeah. So much. I know. There are a lot of problems there. You know what we ain't. We aren't being smooth. D -O -double G. Yeah. We ain't done this in a hot minute. It's probably going to get us in trouble but it's a quick song. Go ahead and uh give it a listen. It's Morgan Wallens. It's a cover of Morgan Wallens last night.

Speaker: Mmm.

Speaker: Last night we let the liquor talk I can't remember everything we said but we said it all You told me that you wish I was somebody you never met But baby, baby, something's telling me the same

Speaker: No way it was the last night that we break up I see your tail lights in the dust You call your mama, I call your bluff In the middle of the night, pull right back up You're right, my friends say let her go Your friends say what the hell I wanted, change your kind of love

Speaker: Everything we said what we said

Speaker: We said, but we said too much I know you bet your shit is lavatory before you left But baby, baby, something's telling me this ain't over yet No way it was our last night No way it was our last night I know you said this time you really weren't coming back again But baby, baby, something's telling me this

Speaker: I like that cover. I like it too. That's a good cover. I can't remember the name of the **** band. I think it's like our last night is the name of the band. They do a lot of really they do a lot of

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Speaker: fuck you. I was just going to say. That's what I have to say to people. Fuck you. You heard the man. Don't have me. I said be good. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Speaker: Um, be good or be good at it. And always remember when you find yourself in doubt, find yourself at the crossroads and you don't know what to do. Just remember these simple little letters, WW and ND. What would nonsensical nonsense do? Don't do what we would do. Just remember that. Because if you do what we would do, you'd probably end up in prison. You should do, you know, you should do.

Speaker: I didn't say goodbye. I didn't say goodbye motherfuckers though. I can't say goodbye. I didn't say goodbye.

Speaker: Oh my God. I didn't even get to say goodbye. All right. So long. Good night. You know, I'm long winded and I'm the host of the show. So I get all these fun outros that I just keep coming up with. Before you know it, we're going to have a whole fourth hour just to my outro. Goodbye, motherfucker.

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