Nonsensical Nonsense 211 Hey Gilbert!! Where's Arnie??

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Speaker: Yeah, buddy. It's Saturday night, everybody. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. Hopefully, you guys are enjoying your weekend, having fun, doing what you do. You guys, oh, hello. I'm Glick.

Speaker: that's Tony D. The chump is in the building. I got time tonight. Let's do this **** Oh **** Crouching Tiger, a hidden chef down there laughing his **** off.

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Speaker: Yeah, I know. But I thought you were going to be like, start singing. Why do fools fall in love? Are you finished? Are you finished with your intro? Yes. I guess we got a new intro. Cheers, motherfuckers. Fucking A, I'm up for that one. Cheers. Let's go. No, that's not chocolate milk. Just drinking chocolate mooie, everybody.

Speaker: Some people say... Jesus Christ. Some people say milk does a body good. Nikki says glit does a body good. Shut up. Shut up. I love it. There's nothing better than hearing in the background. Shut up. Shut up. Come on, wait. To the no, no, no. Come on, come on.

Speaker: Whoo! Okay, that felt good. I'll never get over the fact that man is just way too old to be on a bicycle with a basket.

Speaker: Right? What you doing, man? What's going on, Challenge Box? What's up, Cam? What's up, Nonsense Gold, Nonsense Pod, Nonsense Gold, Nonsense Podcast? Oh, wait, that's us. Yeah, that was me. That's because that's why we're starting late, because drama, drama, drama. Or are we starting late? Because we can't. Because we can't. Because it reminds you.

Speaker: It is my job. I got it. I got it. Chris, I asked you this on Wednesday, and I gave you the answer. So shut up. Tony, I have a question for you. I'm not saying a bit of a move. I'm sorry. Go ahead. That's OK. I'm going to cheer you up. I want you to think about this before you answer. There is a picture that is the most seen picture on the planet. Because you were busy. What you said picture.

Speaker: The moon. Wrong. The sun. The answer will shock you. What is it? It is a very famous picture. It doesn't necessarily have a name. No. Actually, wrong. Actually, I don't even remember the answer to that. A picture of Jesus. Wrong. A picture of the cross. Wrong. Oh, and now I remember. I still don't think it's true. I appreciate the pyramids. Wrong. Because I was busy. What was I busy doing?

Speaker: He's white. He's white. I'm white. Yeah, exactly. You gotta you gotta give it to me. I'm white. No, the most seen picture is actually the Windows 98. Oh, cool, Cam. Awesome. The Windows who? 98 Background.

Speaker: When you start up your Windows computer, it had the picture of the sky and the green hills and stuff. That is the most seen picture ever. So what about the Google Chrome number? Think about it. How many times when you had your Windows 98 chip back in the day, how many people had that Windows 98? And they would turn it on every single day and see that picture.

Speaker: Do you look at the Mona Lisa every day? No. Exactly. So you literally see that picture every day. So it's the most viewed picture of all time. Of all time. Of all time. Because you got to think about it, you know, what, a billion people had windows 98 call it, call it a billion every day minimum of a year. A billion.

Speaker: Most people wear computers at Windows 98. Six billion people, six billion people on the planet. Yeah, most people have, most people who have computers at Windows 98, he's right about that. So, you know, six billion people on the planet, I'm being conservative saying a billion people had laptops or computers with Windows 98 on them. But yeah, a little fun fact. I ain't mad at that. Kind of cool, right?

Speaker: I mean, my background, I've changed almost right away, but most people never do. Cool. Interesting. No fun fact. Cool.

Speaker: Any other fun facts you'd like to? Who's got plenty? You know he got plenty. You really want to fucking ask him? Yeah, you want to. Remember, remember our conversation the other night about rhetorical questions? That was a rhetorical question. But. It's a rhetorical question, Farley. That's a rhetorical question. That means you don't have to answer it because either I already know the answer or I don't care what your answer is. Exactly.

Speaker: We're going to go with option B. I don't care what your answer is. I have the definition of rhetorical. Jeff went out for 2023. He bought a fun facts of the day calendar. So every day he gets a new fun fact. Actually, it's like James Wood and the family guy. A fun fact.

Speaker: fun fact, honestly. I mean, maybe if it was an actually, maybe it was actually fun. Maybe it was a fact. Yeah, I mean, again, I mean, we all know, we all know we've had this discussion. You can't believe everything you read on the internet. No, no, no, no. I'm just saying. I'm just I'm just saying.

Speaker: I know you two do. There's nothing wrong with fun facts and knowledge that is completely useless. Oh, I love my daily existence. What did you say, baby? She told you to shut up. I got earbud in. I'm sorry. I can't hear everything. We heard it. You can't. I didn't hear it. I'm just fucking with him.

Speaker: He didn't hear it either. I can barely hear. I'm like deaf in this year anyway, so. Because you scream all the fucking time. That's why. I don't scream all the time. I'm calm, cool, collective, lit, humble, lit. I don't brag. I don't get excited. Did you see it over there? Because I'm going to look over here. This isn't a championship belt. This is one of those heating pads slash massages because my shoulder has been bothering me. You're glitching. You have your boots on? Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, my bad. My bad, bro. Got the oars. Jeff, you're glitching. Because we're going to wade through the waters of the bullshit. I don't know why. I'm not touching it. How many windows you got open? How many browsers you got open? This one. How many browsers you got open? It's not the browsers that he has open now. How many? Let's talk about the browsers that was open before the show, before he came on camera and we could see him.

Speaker: No, believe it or not, believe it or not. Joe was accidentally watching four hours of Tranny porn before the show tonight. Actually, I found a new fun fact. Well, not new. You did it. You fucking did it. I didn't do it this time. I'm talking about him watching Tranny porn and he was like, oh, speaking of Tranny porn, fun fact about Tranny is banging each other, guys. Let me tell you, it's not really gay because they identify as women.

Speaker: It's actually lesbian. It's actually lesbian porn. Just their dicks are bigger than Chris. Dicks are bigger than on my phone. Wow. Exactly. Exactly. I don't know if she's wowing us or she's wowing the TV.

Speaker: That was actually a while. She's watching vampire diaries. We are definitely funnier than vampire diaries. Oh yeah. I, I have not even started that. I don't even think Tony has that. Tony has the angry brooding down. Like they do on vampire diaries. This is my werewolf face. I'm in the mood. Calm down black Adam.

Speaker: We have to trick him to say Shazam. Really? That's a fucking weakness. No one on this planet can beat me. I have friends in other planets who you would love to. Yeah. Like that's - I see you rocking. I see you rocking. I haven't even seen you. I said I can't put this credit, so I'm just going to pull that off. I see you rocking.

Speaker: Tyrese didn't pull that off. Tyrese could have never pulled that off. Nobody would have bought it. I watched the movie, but here a minute. Who was it? Oh my God, just watch the movie. It wasn't the last time. I really did. I reached out to anything in the last 25 years that wasn't Fast and the Furious. He did Babyboy. He did. What was that movie? What was that movie? No, I don't like it. No, in New Orleans. What was that movie with the cops in New Orleans? That was a good damn movie.

Speaker: It was something blue, shit. NYPD blue. That was the television show, not a movie. Tyreese was not in that. It was recently too. Black and blue. That was a good damn movie. Who was that? He was in Morpheus. Yeah, he was in Morpheus. He was actually pretty good in Morpheus. He actually had a movie last year called The System.

Speaker: Yeah, I haven't watched it yet. You got to pay for a thing on Amazon. I saw a couple of good reviews on it. But most of his credits are Fast and Furious. As of late, yes. Now, I give him Death Race. Death Race. Oh, shit. I forgot he was in Death Race. And Tony Branson did. He played a gay dude. It was funny. He wasn't acting with that. I mean, I'm Death Race. That was his role. He played himself in that movie.

Speaker: Keep listening to Wendy Williams. Who? Oh, that dude? Tell me that's not a man, Tony D. I don't know. I think her and Michelle went to the same transgender reassignment surgeon. That's going to be all used, man. I got nothing to do with that. Oh, I'm just saying. We're doing it together. I don't know about everybody out here, but the mega millions is at 1 .1 billion. Yeah, when's the next draw on Monday night? I'm not sure.

Speaker: I don't remember me from oh shit. Is it the guy who works at Rock Vapor Scissors or the decal guy? If it's the decal guy, I want to apologize to you. I've been super fucking busy. It must have been the decal guy.

Speaker: You still remember, Raul? Decal guy. Decal guy, yeah. Hey, man. Yeah, I've been stupid fucking busy lately. Who said you're popping up? Fuck it. Yeah, man. What's going on, bubba? I do want to get back to you and talk to you about that stuff. I'm just going to listen. All over the place, the glitches said player. And I want to get on all the truckers, because we've been telling the truckers jump a chat or honk a horn or something. I still want to hear from you all.

Speaker: You gotta give the universal trucker simple if you want to hear him on the horn. I know. I want to talk to football and I want to talk about a new platform. I told you about Evmux. Another platform for Trinity's at the end. No, I wanted to try it because the advertisement had them looking like they're going up against StreamYard. I seen him there last night. Yeah, I tried it out. From a fine man, Rich ran a broadcast on it. It looked pretty good.

Speaker: I think StreamYard has the market. I mean, there's going to be other, I mean, Restream is out there. There's other, there's other, but, you know, I think right now StreamYard has the market for it. StreamYard is pretty much the standard. I do like Restream. I like Restream too. Every month gives you two platforms for free just like Restream, so I will put them above StreamYard on that. However, there is no connection to quick.

Speaker: There's Facebook, YouTube, Twitch, LinkedIn. And this shocked me. Amazon Live. I didn't know about it. I didn't know about it, Amazon Live. I didn't know it was Amazon Live. Who the fuck is watching Amazon Live if we've never heard of it? People shopping. Everybody's on Amazon on a damn time anyway. That's the smartest thing for them. Actually, there's a new one out that's got Amazon scared. It's actually called Wish It's Milk.

Speaker: we both be loving some wish though it works like you don't have to buy a bunch you can buy one

Speaker: It's apparently giving, uh, I just said it. T -E -T -E -M -U. Looks like this. Shopping? That's a half -naked chicken. That's why Jeff's on there. That's my wife. That's the app.

Speaker: But it's basically, it works like Alibaba, but unlike Alibaba, where Alibaba, you got to like 50 and one thing to get it for $1 .50, you only have to buy one product. I got a question, Jeff. Yeah. TeamU is an online marketplace. It is a US -based subsidiary of the Chinese company, Pinduoduo, a social commerce platform. Where's your heart, huh? It's like Alibaba. Well, P -I -N -D -U -O -D -U -O, Pinduoduo.

Speaker: Pim doo doo. Pim dive down. I'm not sure. I mean P -I -N -D -U -O -D -U -O. Pim duo duo. I'm sure it looks better in Chinese characters. Excellent. Excellent reviews. Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. They sell the same shit they sell on Amazon, but it's like stupid cheap. So are they taking our wish?

Speaker: Amazon's kind of Amazon's kind of. Same quality as you would get from Amazon, but it works like Ali Baba. I don't know if you've seen Ali Baba. Ali Baba, they got like you buy a vape for $1 .50 but you actually buy a vape.

Speaker: Alibaba, isn't that the one that's based off of bids or whatever? They tell you you can get a bait for $1 .50, but in actuality, you go in there and there's like 400 other people bidding on it. And then by the time you get all said and done, you pay $575 when you could have went to the damn local vape shop, like here in Newark, rock, vapor, scissors, and hung out with the coolest people in Newark.

Speaker: I gotta shout out my local businesses, man. I was there today. I was just there today. And I walked in and my guy was like, hey, how was the trip last weekend seeing your girlfriend or your girl last weekend for me? I said, good. I said, she's actually here this weekend. He was like, yeah, yeah. Double comment in the chat, please. The way Alibaba works is they give you a price for it. That's not what you were saying about an hour and a half ago when you couldn't speak. You said, hi to you, Campbell. Where are you going, Campbell? Go ahead, Jeff. Speaking tongues and shit.

Speaker: maybe even me, and you could have got like 47 vapes and shoes and clothes.

Speaker: Oh no, I do speak in tongues. She needs an exorcism because she gets possessed by the devil named Glick.

Speaker: but i don't know i literally just found out about this this team of today but it's supposed to be like prices like ollie bobble but you only have to buy one where ollie bobble you have you get a price per item but you have to buy a minimum of like 50 you seriously have a one -track mind yes i do

Speaker: you cannot stop until you until you context you cannot stop we'll see that's what you said earlier too you said i'm on strike how'd that work out for you on your bullshit i see i hear you

Speaker: You know, I do go out break here before long. I can set something up and then you won't have no say in the matter. You won't be done in time. Oh yeah, I will. It'll take me like 30 seconds. I don't believe you. Well, Tony just got you in trouble because he challenged my authority. Tony's jealous. I don't think Tony's jealous. I think Tony's happy for me.

Speaker: I wouldn't say jealous at all in any way, shape and or form. I'm spending time with you guys. Dude, we didn't do shit today, man. It was just like a perfect Saturday. We just hung out around the apartment. Didn't have anywhere to be, didn't have to get up early.

Speaker: I did some laundry. I worked on some podcast stuff. Nikki did some stuff on the computer. We watched True Blood. It was, it was like a perfect fucking Saturday. And this place comes with lettuce, tomato and eggs.

Speaker: Well, we're one month in, Tony. All you need to do is make it four months in one day for Tony to be wrong. Exactly. Oh, man. Yeah. I remember you told me about that, man. Bro, you are a goddamn trooper working up there.

Speaker: absolute truth. Yeah, they got y 'all busy as hell right now. Everyone wonder what the price of eggs went up. You got any tips for this? Sounds like Chris is gonna buy some chickens along with cows. It was almost $5 for a fucking dozen eggs last night. And I was like, man, if I was a coverage, I can get six of them. And that's all I needed was like six eggs for breakfast this morning.

Speaker: Oh shit. I got 30 eggs for $3 today. Speaking of breakfast this morning. I didn't burn anything. I didn't set the house on fire, but it got a little smoky. I know how that works. I've seen that. I've done that. It was making sausage. No, that'll do it. I had my exhaust fan out above my stove.

Speaker: They're pretty smoking in the house and we open the door, open the window. I had ceiling fans on. I just moved into this house. All the smoke alarms went off. I didn't know where they were. Nice.

Speaker: You found out the day, didn't you? We got the one in the hallway to stop. I'm upstairs. There's one outside the girls' bedroom. It's going nuts. I don't know what other ones are going ape shit. I get the ones up. I could not get the one upstairs to stop. Like I had a fan literally like here's the smoke detector and here's the fan and it would not stop going off. It took a couple. Yeah. So I had to rip that son of a bitch out too soon.

Speaker: I've done that. And then I still want to chirp at me because not only does it plug in for a battery pack up power or electrical power, it's got a battery power. So I'm holding the fucking thing and it's screaming at me. So I was like, fuck it. I just threw it on the ground and then it stopped. What's for you to do is take the battery out and it's still fucking beeps. That'll drive you nuts. Yeah. Well, then, well, then, well, then I hear another one. I'm like, where's this other one coming from upstairs? So there's one right outside the girls' bedroom.

Speaker: Right. Less than three feet away inside their door is another one. Another one. Nice. Well, their ceiling is about five and a half feet. Another one. Yeah, another one. Another one.

Speaker: and another one. Yeah. And their shoe is about 45 and a half feet fucking tall in there. So I, you know, I'm like, fuck it. I grabbed one of their bed slats that they didn't, they didn't put on their beds when they put their, when they put their bed together. And I'm like, oh, my tip toes going, this is what shit feels like every day. Just trying to reach the top. Just trying to reach the cabinet above the sink. Just trying to start the car. Just trying to start the car.

Speaker: That's why he doesn't have a car. That's why you won't buy it. Exactly. You can't reach the pedals and see over the dash at the same time. That's not true. You move the seat all the way up. Sit on the phone book. Get your stilts.

Speaker: We also had that little Asian boy drove in Indiana Jones. So fuck you. Yeah. So that one, I was able to just, I was able to just push the button and reset it. And I'm like, all right. Now I know where all my fucking smoke detectors are because I asked every single one of them off this morning. And now you know they all work. And they all work. This is true. Well, except for the one at the top of the stairs. That one went, that one went.

Speaker: I'm going to replace that one. You what, babe? I got the one that was there. Yeah, Nikki got the one downstairs because I was fighting with that one upstairs. I hit it with a Macho Man elbow drop. I don't have any smoke on because I smoke in the house.

Speaker: Your cigarette smoke should not set off a smoke alarm and let you stay right in front of it and blow. Unless you stay right in front of it and blow smoke in it. Oh, 100%. Correct. Yeah. But I mean, if you're just regularly smoking, it's not gonna. Yeah. It's like when I worked at a working and vape started, I know you're an idiot and you'll go.

Speaker: Smoke detector works. Tested. No, I smoke so much by office. I know, but still. When we when when vaping started to be kind of becoming a big thing and everybody was buying the big mods to make the big clouds and shit, Google was ridiculous. That's why I keep the small one.

Speaker: Yeah, no, I like I mean, this one is it's a bigger one, but I can keep it under control. All the guys that are working that worked in the termite crew went out and bought these big fucking monstrosities and we're setting off the fire system at the office. Well, it's not like your normal home smoke detectors. It goes into a fire panel and goes to a company that reads it and everything else. And then they're like, there's a I didn't realize Vapes could actually set off fire alarms.

Speaker: Yes. The big ones came because of that cloud. You decreased the oxygen. Yeah. You have to, and sometimes you have to be careful. They say you can't smoke in the room or vape. Yeah. And you have to be, yeah, like hotels or some of these big commercial buildings, you have to be careful because if they're smoke detected, sprinkler heads automatically pop. Or some, or some sprinkler heads have a smoke detection in them. So you have to be careful. Like I have to be careful when I'm in some of my buildings and pay attention to my surroundings.

Speaker: Because now, like I said, typically when I'm at work or whatever, I don't try to make big giant clouds and whatever. I try to be, you know, even though I'm carrying this fucking big thing around, but I can, fortunately my hands are big enough that I can, you know, I can put it in my hand and kind of conceal it a little bit. But, you know, I have to acknowledge my surroundings, especially in some of my, well, like my new building that's basically empty. I didn't realize that that's, I don't know. I'll be damned. I didn't think about that. Well, it is smoke.

Speaker: And they are smoke detectors. Technically, yes, you are correct. But they are smoke detectors. That's usually my go -to retort. Like, you can't smoke in here. It's vape. It's a vapor. Go away.

Speaker: Oh, I go full Karen and your Vicks vapor. Remember those machines that you used to have in your bedroom? Like when you get a cold and your parents will put it in there and open you all up, get your sinuses and everything. We are not allowed to have Vicks in this house. My wife was allergic. Sounds like you should go get a whole fuck. Yes. And mentholers of the Vicks. Wow.

Speaker: We should go get a whole case of vixen and start smoking menthol cigarettes and take out a big insurance. I fucking hate menthol cigarettes. I'm sorry. Insurance policy, bro. I don't care. It's still nasty, dude. I'm just trying to help you out.

Speaker: You don't know I can edit this this whole portion of the show out like it never happened We didn't know you went out and bought you know, you got sick and the kids got sick, you know Yeah, you know and then you went and bought Vicks vapor rub to rub on your guys's chest to open everybody's Everybody was all decongested and shit. I mean it was an accident. You didn't know And then I mean I'm just saying I

Speaker: Then you sell your kids to the circus. You're rich, single, and in Cancun. Then you can have all the lady boy prostitutes you want. And nobody's going to say anything to you. Well, Jeff, I think you and I both know why you want lady boy prostitutes. I don't, though. Spend your days watching training porn. I'm just saying.

Speaker: How does four seconds turn into four hours? Wasted away again in Tranny Pornville. Once again, they're technically women, so it's like, well, so let's get to work. No, you're pronouncing. Right click my mouse on the tranny porn site. Pop the boner.

Speaker: Wasted away again and that looks tasty, baby. Making our words for dinner. Oh, I thought you were looking up for any corn. I wonder what this is all about. These trainees are all about. What's Jeff like about these trains? Yeah, but you're literally sitting there talking about training party. You're like, that looks tasty.

Speaker: Well, she's also dead. If I randomly show up in Cancun someday, that means Nikki's dead. But that's also because she has a boyfriend during the week that I find out about when I go up there on the weekend because I show up and surprise her. And then it was a whole scenario. I was on my bullshit. Apparently, I'm always on my bullshit.

Speaker: There's a whole scenario. I got to say, I agree. What better? You're in trouble. There's a whole scenario. Yes. Because I'm a pompous prick, as Dane Cook said. There you go. Facts. I mean, if a shoe fits where? Right, Tony Deak.

Speaker: in the cowboy crops fit. Oh, we should run that by Nikki. I bet she would let me get cowboy boot crops. I got the picture. Give me a minute. Wow. Damn. I still got that picture somewhere. Yeah. She enjoyed my T -Rex costume.

Speaker: My 20 foot inflatable T -Rex costed. Not about that ridiculous ass shit. All right, fuckers. Don't judge me because I'm trans. Oh boy, spoke today. He spoke like three days ago. No, he spoke publicly today. I think we need to address that and I'm glad he's alive and kicking. Oh, Hamlin? You want Hamlin, yes.

Speaker: Yeah, he said that he sent a video to the team Thursday or yesterday or something like that. I think it was Thursday. He sent a video to the team. Yeah. He's all good. We got a game going right now. Can't see the foot in the rears. That's where he's trying to come back. I don't think anybody was worried and or concerned about watching that game because I think everybody knew the outcome.

Speaker: Uh, the outcome of the Bill of Bengals game. What are your thoughts? I don't like the fact that they canceled it. I understand the reason. She's watching out there in the living room. Okay. Nikki, would you be upset if Chris wore these?

Speaker: Blame it all on my brooms. I showed up in Croods and ruined your black chag way. I am fired. We're not getting cowboy boo crocs. Nobody lets me live my best life. I just want to live my best life. I don't care. That's the lady that's wearing all my clothes right now. Jesus. Just send them to me, Joe.

Speaker: What's going on? Oh, Triple R is in the building. It's time to play the game. I was sitting on the throne. I was sitting on the throne yesterday. What's that? I see. I see. I see. What's up, Jeeves? What's going on, Jeeves? I was sitting on the Royal Glick throne last night yesterday when I got home from work and enjoying some random Rick reviews. Yeah.

Speaker: That's my favorite place to watch random rec reviews on YouTube. Random rec reviews. Go check them out everybody. You know, okay. Okay. Now, and Chris and Tony, please chime in. If you did not take your phone into the bathroom, would you or would you not be out in less than 10 minutes? But since you take your phone in the bathroom, aren't you there for 30 minutes?

Speaker: Right, Random Rick? I'm trying to help you out, man. Shout us out on the next video. You can review. Random Rick reviews, not -sensical -nonsense podcasts. There's a review for you. Actually, we're trying to solve it. One word. Awesome. These assholes think that they know how to do a podcast, but that's reality. They really suck.

Speaker: I mean, Tony D's, Jeff, but that Glick, ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something about that Glick. That is the one true joke. Probably. Asshole. Every time I, every time I talk on the show, asshole. Asshole. You guys start to talk. We'll listen to these guys. They're pretty cool. Yeah. I say asshole. Asshole.

Speaker: Wow. So what were you saying, Jeff? Sorry. I'm upset. Nikki won't let you learn groups. That's fucked up. I mean, what happens if I just buy a pair and I show up in them?

Speaker: Or if they randomly showed up at my house from an anonymous gif in Cancun. I wouldn't have been. I mean, I can't be rude. It would be rude. You're not aware of that. Yeah. If I got them as a gift from one of my best friends, it would be very rude of me. I'm not aware of them. I wouldn't have been. They're terrible. Well, let me ask you.

Speaker: I did receive something in mail from from my work check this out How nice is that fucking box? Did you even get any of it the box?

Speaker: No, it got sent to my mom. So I told her to keep it, because I'm like, yeah, I'm shipping it here. It's going to cost more than it's worth. But I guess it's like $125 bucks for chocolates. They sent me a bunch of t -shirts and hats as well. We're going to get you a pair too, Nicky. We're going to have matching crutes. Bet. What color do you want, Nicky? Post your TikTok draft and see how quick I start in OnlyFans. Wear nothing but groups. Nothing but groups.

Speaker: Reaching a cowboy hat. I'll be like, uh, what's his name? What was that in, uh, uh, what Thelma and Louise was a Brad Pitt. He just had the cowboy hat. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm just saying. I say that, but then again, I could probably get away with wearing nothing but my cowboy boots and my cowboy hat with her. She'd probably be all right with it. I'm just saying, you know, the groups complete the package. Crews, man. Crews all day. Blame it all on my crew. Blame it all on my roots, man. I showed up in Crews. Bet. I fit in in PA. I'm just saying. You guys are only wondering if the evolutionary ladder from Amish

Speaker: She said no I'll be here all week folks

Speaker: I figure if I if I if I do enough For Nikki for Nikki right there fuck you Jeff I figure if I annoy you both enough I'll one way or another even if it is costing a punch in the face

Speaker: Well, I mean, and then at the course at the end of the night, I'll be like totally worth it. I got to figure out the route that you took that you made it from Ohio to the border of Texas and Mexico in four hours. I'm watching.

Speaker: It's not like we're doing a podcast or anything right now. Oh my God. So you literally got, got that out two seconds before me. I shit you not. I've had, you know, I, with work, we, we constantly have a chat. And I swear to God, every time somebody puts something in, I go to respond and somebody is two seconds faster than me. Cause I'm a slow typist or something, but you're slow.

Speaker: You're slow. I have a question for you. You got an extra chromosome, slow. Calm down, Corky. You're not going to. Oh, that hurt. That hurt. Oh, that hurt. Wow. I like Amadou and painter cots.

Speaker: Calm down Gilbert. Hey Arnie, Arnie, what's Gilbert? Amanda, how you doing?

Speaker: You might need to refresh your page. You're fucking around doing other shit. Yes, I called you Gilbert great. Oh, where's Gilbert? Where's Gilbert?

Speaker: I have a question for you gentlemen. You're in this role ever. In the photo. Here's your question. Lamborghini Countach. I don't even know what the hell 252 kilometers are. Lamborghini Countach. 150, 160 miles. What am I? What's the question? Straight line?

Speaker: Exactly. 150 miles straight ahead. You really think that's going to be the thing that gets us canceled random, Rick? Really? You've been here since the beginning. That's going to be what gets us canceled. The fact that I make fun of the retards, that's going to get us canceled. We had Jeff dropping the goddamn N word like it was normal. One time. One time. I'm just saying. I was quoting. I was quoting.

Speaker: I was quoting a movie. Tony's like, I got it. Cam, I can't read your Facebook message. I can't read your messages, period, unless he wants to. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK. I just, I literally just got your fucking message. Just, Cam. Packerhead. I can't, I can't. Oh my god. It was mine. Good fucking, Cameron wants to be invited so he can just stare at his camera blankly.

Speaker: You know I'm going to hurt feelings. You know I'm going to hurt feelings if people are listening, Cameron. You know I'm going to. It feels so hell bit more hurting feelings. Tony D, I'm going to hurt more near feelings. Chris, you never answered the question. What are you driving? 150 miles straight line. 150 miles straight line. No speed limit. Apparently I'm stuck in answering questions, too. You know it's a good suggestion.

Speaker: uh what am i driving uh i mean any car you want any car i want you know what you know what 151 miles straight line no like it's straight shot like no no curves nothing it's literally i deleted the fucking thing but it's literally a straight line from one time if you do speed limit which is supposedly 60 it's a two hour and 12 minute drive

Speaker: Yeah. Tony said, bless you baby. Well, he didn't send the baby apartment. You can literally, yeah. Tony said, baby, I'm going to drive a 1972 Chevy Pinto. Yeah. No, I don't know any car.

Speaker: I would probably do it on a bike. I would probably do it on like a CBR 900. Like the one I have. A CBR or a YZF. YZFR. What is it? The R1F1?

Speaker: But I say that I say that thinking like I say that thinking with my 16 year old brain, but in all honesty, I'm not going to try to do it fast. Indian cruisers like you and I were talking about Tony D. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me just let me just cruise that bitch. I mean, I'll go fast, but now I'm going to go 400 miles an hour. I need to go all the way clear because I want to be in a Lambo and I want to floor it.

Speaker: Well, no, this is like straight shot. Nobody's fucking desert. There's no scenery except I thought about that. I know more.

Speaker: all they're gonna kill me so I want to be in a bit I hear you on the McLaren I hear anybody that's that's right that's what I said that's why I said originally I was thinking a crouch rocket and just fucking open that bitch up and just go but you know when you're going 200 miles an hour on a cross rocket that's pebble it's gonna kill you so give me a cruise give me a big cruiser and I just want to cruise it I'll do 80 90 miles an hour whatever

Speaker: Now see, now here's my next question. To go along with the same question. You're going to do, you're going to do... F1 race car. I hear you, Rick. Lagging. Jeff, you're glitching like a motherfucker. Rick, I hear you with the Bugatti. I seen that car. It's a clean car. Matter of fact, give me the two -seater Bentley. I'll do it in that too. Jeff doesn't even know that he's lagging really bad. You can't hear us because his audio probably went out too. There you go. Now you're going to splash yourself with milk in the face. It's the Mexico internet.

Speaker: No. So here's my question. You're taking a trip on Route 66, Chicago to LA. Right random wrecking F1. Chicago to LA, Route 66. You're going to see shit. You're going to see historical size. What are you driving? Yes, Amanda. Probably my ship is a little bit of scooped up.

Speaker: I'm just taking a road trip just to cruise. Yeah, you're just taking a cruise on Route 66, Chicago to LA. I'll just fucking go, mate. Original highway. Probably a Winnebago. Really? No, let's see. I'm not going to make the whole trip. I can see that. I got to stop somewhere asleep.

Speaker: No, if I'm just, if I'm just cruising just to make it, let's say there's little hotels and shit that you can say. Yeah. If I'm cruising just to make the trip, no money. Don't have to worry about money. You don't have to worry about gas. You don't have to worry about anything, but fucking pointing the nose. I'm just, yeah, if I'm just cruising, just the one I'll get the truck, I'll get the Chevy truck that I want. I'll get the truck that I want.

Speaker: Because I'm going to want to drive in comfort. And I'm not going to be comfortable if I say, oh, I'm going to take a Lamborghini Diablo down 60. No, not fair. I'll try. I'll try. I need to know that. So if it's not smooth, give me a escalate maxed out. Calm down, Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker: All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

Speaker: What's going on? Yeah. Like, I'm like, I just want to be in comfort. So I mean, if I could drive anything, I don't have the seat feels like you're recliner. Yeah. I don't have, I don't have is Glick dreaming me or am I dreaming? All right. All right. All right. Here's Glick dreaming me.

Speaker: or am I dreaming him? All I know is I'm cruising down 66 to my Lincoln navigator. I got this. And he ain't even had but one bear, you got this already, you got a little girl bladder, little sissy bladder. Man, already broke the seal. Little lady bladder.

Speaker: Are y 'all having a drinking contest tonight? No, we're just drinking. Tony doesn't want to go down that road with me. He knows more. I thought he was ready. You heard Jeff. Jeff said, I know better. Well, I know that they should both know better. If I drink as much alcohol as Chris, I'd be dead by mid -show. I drink so much and he's still on call of duty at four o 'clock in the morning.

Speaker: If Jeff drank the amount of alcohol in a year that I drank in one night, he would be dead. Exactly. No, Mama Joe put up a thing that showed a map where it was a nonstop loop around the entire U .S. I would totally do that trip.

Speaker: Why wouldn't you cruise route 66 and make it a multi -day trip? I mean, why not? Well, yeah, it's A, not a multi -day trip. It's not a single -day trip because you're going to see places that, you know, you basically saw in the movie Cars and stuff like that, obviously not car shaped, but you know what I mean. I can go to Radiator Springs? Pretty much.

Speaker: Man. They based those buildings and cars on real landmarks. Mater's going to be my best friend. Right? You are fucking Mater. Shut the fuck up. I know. I know that was right. I know that was right. Choosing you is my best friend. Let's be honest. Let's be honest, Chris. You are a fucking tow truck with no hood. Yeah. I kind of am Mater. You're not wrong.

Speaker: I need to be mayor of the goddamn semi, one of the two. The semi that holds lightning. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. You'd be the little forklift guys that changed the tires. So calm down. Isn't that the little forklift guy that changes the tires?

Speaker: Luigi is the yellow one that owns the owns the tire shop. Whatever. He's played by the guy that plays more. What's his name? Fuck, I can't remember his name. Don't make excuses for Tony Dean. You don't see. So what's on the agenda tonight, boys? Same thing on the agenda every night. Pinky.

Speaker: I'll take over the world. Exactly, thank you. Yes. Thank you. I thought that was too easy. I was directing that comment towards Cam, but I forget that he's only freezing in. He has no idea who pinky in the brain are. I don't know what that means. What was I not going to bring it to Amanda? What was I not going to bring it to Amanda? What was I not going to bring it to Amanda? What was I not going to bring it to Amanda? What was I not going to bring it to Amanda? What was I not going to bring it to Amanda? What was I not going to bring it to Amanda? What was I not going to bring it to Amanda? What was I not going to bring it to Amanda? What was I not going to bring it to Amanda? What was I not going to bring it to Amanda? What was I not going to bring it to Amanda? What was I not going to bring it to Amanda? What was I not going to bring it to Amanda? What was I not going to bring it

Speaker: One. I really finished that bottle. I'm on my third, motherfucker. Yes, but I've been eating and drinking all day. You're also drinking chocolate milk. Shut up. Exactly. You're supposed to be on the toilet. You're supposed to be on the toilet by now. Motherfucker. I am not drinking chocolate milk.

Speaker: You're on your third drink and there's barely anything missing out of that bottle. He poured it for like one second. You're not even putting a whole shot in there, man. Show that bottle again. Calm down, Big Lebowski. I don't drink, but I'm not a big vodka. Oh my god. It doesn't even look like the field's broken. I just bought it today. Don't say that you drink. You're on your third drink when you've had

Speaker: What is that? Milk. He's making a white Russian. Oh my god, he's diluting it. It's half a shot. It's a white Russian. It's vodka, cool, and milk. Yeah, but you got like half a shot of vodka in there. And he put a whole shot, a whole fucking glass of milk. Yeah. And he's stirring it like a glass of milk, just idiot. Shut the fuck up. Hey, uh.

Speaker: Maybe he's drinking his white Russian like your son drinks mimosas only in reverse. Breaking news, gentlemen. A splash of vodka and a whole lot of milk. Breaking news. President Biden is rating his 2024 reelection campaign. Good luck. Good luck. Can you make the biggest waste of money ever?

Speaker: Good luck, President Joe Biden. Good luck, sir. I'm curious who's... Yeah. Let's go, Brandon. Don't give Biden no damn luck. The Republicans need more luck than him. Not whenever we had Trump. Mr. Dollar sent me four gas. Don't mark it through the roof. The President...

Speaker: I'm not saying that the president determines gas prices, but they do have control of the pipelines and shit which made it go up. And I just justified what I said. And I'm not a dumbass fucking Democrat. They came back and gas prices didn't drop. I was pissed. I was pissed. We went over there for nothing. What the fuck?

Speaker: I'm just reading the news. I'm just reading the news. It has everything to do with the economy here. And Joe Biden has completely destroyed our economy. And that is why our gas prices are so high. We're not going to do fucking politics. We're spending five dollars on a king, on a dozen eggs. And that's why a cow on a mill costs six dollars.

Speaker: Cigarettes went up on the bush. My fucking rent is like going from 1650 to 2400. Thank you, Biden. God damn.

Speaker: That is why, and importantly, it's gone through the roof because of Joe Biden. Oh wait, we're not supposed to talk about politics on the show, sorry. I thought it was Alex Jones for a minute. Wait, the last time I checked his flick show, he does what he wants. No, no, no, no. I can mute that motherfucker and I will. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I thought we were, I thought we were a political show. I had an Alex Jones moment. I'm sorry, I'm sorry guys. We both, politics are not allowed on the show.

Speaker: I had some good valid points too, God damn it. You said fuck Joe Biden at the very end. I had good valid points. Yeah, of course you muted me. Typical. Typical. I wasn't listening. What are you talking about? I agree with your points, you dick. Typical left wing woke nutbag. Mutant, mutant to right because they know they're right. Trying to shut me down.

Speaker: Not let me have my voice. It's okay. Eventually everything's going to be so expensive. Nobody would be able to afford it. Then every Democrats go look at each other like it's fine. I'm done with that man is 100. I know. Right. I'm going to get that off my chest. Here's the, here's the honest question that's going to end it all. Would you want to present either Democrat or Republican? Go.

Speaker: Do you want to know why I like Trump Tony? It wasn't Trump or Biden. It was Republican or Democrat. Well, yeah, yeah, that's my that's my let's clarify. Oh, but I'm trying to justify why I like the person because I like that he ran it like a business and he didn't run it like a fucking moron and the day he gets there turns off the fucking pipeline.

Speaker: Doesn't help Ukraine leaves fucking 13 Marines in Afghanistan. And you're a goddamn veteran, Tony. You should have been offended by that too. But no, I was offended. Oh, but no, nothing. I was offended when Trump, the veterans, he was like, they went over there and they knew what they were getting themselves into. They were over there and killed every goddamn body over there. But I didn't understand. I mean, it is what it is. A facts or facts. How many POWs have been left by every president? Thank you.

Speaker: Now I'm looking at the comment. Random Rick, I'm going to one up you. And I'm going to say 2024, Glick, Triple R, we make a presidential run. You can be the vice president, obviously. You don't need to pick the song for the break though. Huh? You don't need to pick the song for the break though. Oh shit, that's what I wanted to do today was download more music.

Speaker: Why'd you in a fucking hurry, man? You really in a big hurry to go get all the drama and the bullshit, or would you rather hang out and have fun? That's why I don't tell you nothing. I told you I was going to do that, didn't I? I didn't say anything. I got more drama to get. I didn't say anything. You know what? You know what, Tony D? This one's for you. You know what, Tony D? You know what, Tony D? This one's for you. This one's for you, buddy. You like this song. We all like this song. OK. We're going to see. This one's for you, buddy.

Speaker: Cause it's fight night. No, I'm just kidding. We are going to take a real quick break. Tony D is yelling at us. Sorry dad. It's Saturday night. Don't call me daddy. Call home mama. Leave me the fuck out of that shit. I didn't call you daddy. You said dad. I said dad. It was mocking. It wasn't like daddy. Yes, daddy.

Speaker: Would you make it would it make you feel better if I was like, yes daddy I'm gonna take a break. All right, daddy You want you to call him daddy? Yeah, I think he asked me to call him daddy for now and I don't know I'm trying to go to break. We're gonna play a little blacktop mojo. This one's for Tony D We'll be back in a few minutes. Enjoy the break. Oh

Speaker: Join myself, Jeff, Cam, and Daddy. Daddy, Tony. Yes, Daddy. Yes, Daddy. Go ahead and check out Blacktop Mojo on all social media, wherever you're streaming at, BlacktopMojo. Go show the guys some love. Let them know what you sent you. Tony D, this one's for you, buddy. I know you like this song. We all like this song, but I know Tony D does too. Daddy, this is so funny.

Speaker: I know you are the light of the sky

Speaker: Yeah, no rope, I've seen the rain come I've seen confusion in the eyes of nature Without hope, I've seen rain come Oh, lay off the lightning, strike me And please, don't ask me nicely I know you wanna lie off the sky

Speaker: It feels so dark here lately, you might as well just take me, nobody's gonna wonder why I've seen good men come down, seen broken glass in the streets, I've seen the

Speaker: I've seen the fire in the hills I've seen when fear and anger meet Oh, let the rain come Oh, let the lightning strike me And please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna light up the sky But it's been so dark here lately You might as well just take me Nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna

Speaker: Let the lightning strike me, please don't ask me nicely I know you are a light of the sky Please, please, I'm so calculated of mine Well, just take me, nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna wonder why

Speaker: Yeah. Blacktop Mojo for your holes. Was that wrong? You like that song, right, man? That's all right. Good song. That's a good song, man. That's the most unhyped. The world's greatest unhyped hype man is in the building. There was Blacktop Mojo. Hopefully you enjoyed that.

Speaker: Welcome back to Nonsenseical Nonsense. I'm Glick. He's Tony D. That's Jeff. The mime down in the corner. That's Cam. Kill the Cam. He doesn't say much. He just stares at the camera weirdly, awkwardly. Like he's almost turned on, but not quite turned on. Now he just left. Why did he just leave? Kill the Cam left us.

Speaker: Bye, buddy. I love you. At least he knows how to leave the show without ending the show. I'm just glad that labels off of me. Hit the wrong button again and click. I hope not anymore. That's Tony D. If you guys are already gone, shits out on them social media. You can't leave for real? Yeah, he left. He might come back.

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Speaker: just dropped another review from Street Fighter 5. I just got the notification. I don't know when it came out, but I just got the notification. Go give that man some love. That's our guy. That's our homie. He's been down since day one. You can only call him Triple R if you're nasty. And if you don't get that reference, then shame on you. Shame on you. Yeah, shame on you. Random Rick reviews. Shame. Shame.

Speaker: like Game of Thrones. Wow. Wow. Wow. You like that one, didn't you? So, politics, gentlemen.

Speaker: Trinity, I know you said earlier in the show you wanted to talk a little bit about football. What do you want to talk about football? Well, the fantasy football league is officially over. Congratulations to golf. We covered that already. I'm thinking about doing an end of the season broadcast, but. But home, let's try how we're going about it. Here in review, it would be my proposal. To have everybody actually last hurrah, but most people haven't been able to show up on Sunday mornings.

Speaker: But here's the thing. It doesn't even it's not even a matter of fantasy football end of the year thing. Football is getting ready to roll into the playoffs, man. So you guys still do the show or football based rather than fantasy football based. I mean, I'm you know, I always try to pop in. Well, you got you got your hands full now. So no, you won't.

Speaker: Oh, but I should do, in all honesty, I doubt. Hey, Sunday morning, I'm on here and do a little football shit chat with Tony D. I think we're actually good, because even though I missed last week, congratulations to Gulf Hawk. He did his thing. I mean, no, I'm going to get to him. He ain't talk crazy all season, so. Cheating ass. I'm just mad.

Speaker: I am trying to figure out if I'm going to keep doing broadcast off season. And I do have an idea as to what I will do. So what I'm probably going to do is look at doing the origins of every NFL team every Sunday morning. It's actually a pretty decent idea. If you ask me, pick a team, pick the origins. That's a little 30 minutes. Give you 32 weeks, man. And I'll honestly give you 32 weeks. Yeah. You know, I jump in on that one. You know, I love that stuff. I'll jump in on that one.

Speaker: put up the history, look at it. I'm good. I thought about doing a chronological order. I thought about just going through the conferences, but I probably do a chronological order. It makes more sense. You mean you can do it chronologically in order, or you start with, yeah, I mean, yeah, actually that does make a lot more sense at the end of the day. Because, you know, if you're going to, you know, the first episode could be about the, you know,

Speaker: the origin of football itself. Yeah, but I got a lot of shit on my mind just yet. So I could do a little thing on what we got going on. Hey, y 'all. We got to stop the show real quick. This is birthday boy. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. He turns one tomorrow.

Speaker: Happy birthday, little buddy, with the scary voice man. I'm earning more. That's what's up. Take your ass to bed. We had a party today. That's what's up. That's what his oldest daughter calls me, scary voice guy.

Speaker: She would, when we play Call of Duty, he'd be like, you want to say hi? And she'd be like, what are you talking to? You want to say hi? And she'd be like, hello, Gracie. This is a scary little guy, dad. Gracie, if you don't start showing me a little bit more damn respect, I fed your ass when you were a baby. I held you, I rocked you, you fell asleep. When you shit yourself, I gave you back to your dad.

Speaker: Exactly. This is your problem, Cameron. Not mine. Been there, done that. My kids are all in diapers. This is a Cameron problem, not a Glick problem. In the words of Jeff, deuces. Peace out. Come on. You're not feeling it when them kids get out of diapers and shit. And you're done.

Speaker: If I never change another diaper, I'll be a happy man. Not until I'm grandpa. Not until I'm grandpa. No reason. No. If I have to start wearing diapers when I'm an old man. No, no, no. Can't complain to me. I'm done. Fucking weird shit are you into? I said not until I'm called grandpa. So in other words, when I have grandays and they're in diapers, that's not.

Speaker: Well, you know, it's going to be different for me and my kids because your kids will still be living with you when they're 75. Well, fuck they will. I mean, you've got your entire second half of your family living with you while your family is in or while your wife is out of town and you've got your whole in -laws in your house. Like, how'd that work out? You wonder why I'm drinking tonight. You used to be the one that's out of town while she's stuck in the house.

Speaker: Taking my laptop, my headset, and I'm going to stay in a hotel. I have seriously contemplated the whole hotel thing because I'm just like, yeah. I mean, I was at the, when I went grocery shopping day, I was like, look, they have vodka. They have Kahlua. I know what I'm buying tonight. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

Speaker: a little, something's a little fishy there in your house, Jeffrey. Your wife's out of town and you're staying at home with the in -laws. No, you know where it is? I do have to give credit where friends do. She's smarter than you. She's like, shit, my mom and my brother and sister are here. I'm out. I'm going out with my friends. You have fun.

Speaker: She's like, no, it's podcast night, bitch. Have fun. She's doing all the cooking and cleaning and all that shit. So you have from except for, uh,

Speaker: except for your brother in law wears 45 gallons of cologne every day my brother in law and and my son don't always get along because they both want to play video games and it's a one -person video game and it's not forbid what are they trying to play talking for at night you can

Speaker: I thought you could have multi -screen though. They do. They do, but God forbid they want the whole fucking screen. I don't fucking know. Oh my God. That's why you got to buy an 80 inch TV. Everybody gets a 40 inch screen. Stop breaking the law. Unbelievable. The pin is

Speaker: What are you doing? What's it look like? I'm kicking my

Speaker: We were just talking about that movie today because you said it's one of her favorite Jim Carrey movies. That movie, you know, Jim Carrey as of late has become kind of a pompous ass. Do you know why I pulled you over? I was speeding up. I was speeding up. I'm wearing a seatbelt. I took an illegal alternative.

Speaker: I speeded and I followed too closely. I changed lanes without using my turn signal. I went through a crosswalk without slowing down. He just goes up for like three minutes. And he's like, is that all? And he's like, no. No. He opens up his book box and there's like 300 fucking parking tickets there. I'm like, damn.

Speaker: That's a funny -ass movie. Hey, that's a funny -ass movie. Don't point at us like that. That's a funny -ass movie, Tony. Liar Liar is awesome. Liar Liar is awesome. You don't watch that movie and not laugh. Jezebel! See? Get into the fun with us, Tony! He says nothing! He says nothing! Not for you! I'm sorry! I've had better!

Speaker: And he's like, I've had better? What the fuck did I say? Bye, Cam. Way to Jason us, Cam. Yeah, he literally did he just come in here earlier and complain about my internet connection? He can't stay on for more than 30 minutes. Oh, he keeps leaving. You can't wait to hear him complain about Joe Biden. He's got to put the little buttholes in to get to bed.

Speaker: NyQuil, I told you, NyQuil around, like Little John said, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. I literally wrapped past the NyQuil aisle. Take care of the kids, Phil. Take care of the kids. Goodbye, baby. The kids passed out in the hallway, on the stairs, ones in the bathroom. They're all quiet, and that's all about it. It's finally quiet. Or chloroform. Chloroform works, too.

Speaker: Nicky, I have to show you something. I was like, hey, you want to drink a drink of my chocolate milk? Just so you know, you'll shut up? Or does he drink your chocolate milk and turn into you? And every other word out there in the living room he hears, bitch! He starts running around, calling everybody, bitch and chief. He keeps just running around going, calm down chief, you bitch!

Speaker: Hey, bitch, I'm gonna need you to calm down there, chief. Hey, chief, I'm gonna need you to calm down, bitch. I mean, bitch, calm down, chief.

Speaker: He just stumbles around the house. Where's the heart? Where's my drink? What? Did he turn into Jeff or Glick? Turn into Jeff or Glick? What happened out there? When he comes home, why is your son stumbling around? Well, let me tell you a story. Well, the only thing is, he asked for a glass of chocolate milk. Don't mix with a 10 -year -old, an 11 -year -old.

Speaker: Eh, you know. Goddammit, I got my... It happens, Mark. It happens, Mark. Goddammit, I got my ranch mixed up with my chloroform. Eh, you know, eh. Eh, what are you gonna do? I wonder I have no ranch around this place. No, it smells like chloroform. That's the greatest pickup line of all time, man. What are you talking about? Works 100 % of a ton.

Speaker: what are they saying with the sex time it works 100 % of the time he's like hey Mark you better be glad you didn't get a mix with nothing else 60 % of the time it works out 16 states 60 % of the time that doesn't make sense

Speaker: Paul Rudd is a fucking genius in that movie. Paul Rudd is a fucking genius in everything he does. Steve Carell is in that movie. I don't know why I'm screaming! Steve Carell is a signal. That dude is fucking hilarious. Once a day, I use a line from the office. That's what she said.

Speaker: David coachner. I love that guy and everything. When they were doing that afternoon delay song. It's funny about that scene. That was totally non scripted. Yeah, it was completely. Yeah, it was just Will Ferrell just being Will Ferrell and then they all joined in with him.

Speaker: All right is genius and everything. Go take this.

Speaker: I'm gonna put this dick inside. My wife loves that fucking movie. And I'm like, yeah, I can only watch it like once or twice, but she's seen it like nine times the one time she can't.

Speaker: And fucking, fucking what's his name? Uh, the dude from mash. Alan Alda. He fucking cracks me up in that movie. He keeps naming the original owner. He keeps naming the original owner. He keeps naming the original owner. He keeps naming the original owner. He keeps naming the original owner. He keeps naming the original owner. He keeps naming the original owner. He keeps naming the original owner. He keeps naming the original owner.

Speaker: You'll take this dick. But he gets a real like Christian Evangelist fucking accent like he's an exercise for demons with this dick.

Speaker: I'm going to put my dick in. You like my interaction selection?

Speaker: It's probably gonna go very well for me you on the other hand

Speaker: No, I'll be nice, but... The one thing you gotta remember... Your wife has no sense of humor, so it's gonna go terrible for you. No, but it's a cultural thing. Plus, she doesn't speak English, so she's not gonna understand what you're saying, so... Wow. Wow. No, it's a cultural thing. I mean, you already admitted to having Consuela from Family Guy living at your house right now. That does your cooking and cleaning. Wow. Yeah.

Speaker: no no wow no no what if i what if i give you the money you can buy the windex no

Speaker: I don't know if you've seen the Family Guy Star Wars trilogy. Holy shit. I haven't seen that in decades. That was funny when the first came out. I got it on DVD and holy fuck that shit cracks me up. It ain't a threat. It ain't a threat. You clearly are not listening to the show right now.

Speaker: I was talking about the whole Paul Rudd thing. You like my erection selection, baby? I'm a pussy. You don't know how you feel about me right now. I know how you're going to feel about me later on.

Speaker: I'm called Catholic priest, so we can perform an exorcism. Hey, is she still there? Yeah. Well, she's out in the living room. I think Conner, she's listening or not. Hey, Mickey, can you see this? She got a little bit of a delay. Oh, girl. There's a delay on YouTube. Hey, Ben, are you watching? OK, Tony's going to say something. She's saying, yes.

Speaker: Like this dude. What's up? Did Tony say a pizza? Oh, shit. The word from 42. Wow. Damn, Tony. Oh, you're in trouble. Oh, it was from 42. Damn. Well.

Speaker: Um, I don't know, I don't know about too much information out there. I'll tell you gentlemen later what I was informed of just in case Tony's right about his four months and or two months. Oh, off the air conversation. I mean, you know, we'll just say, we'll just say that, um, the, uh, the off air conversation that spelt suits your boy just right.

Speaker: How does Informer get us in trouble? But one of the biggest songs

Speaker: of the 1900s does not get us in trouble. I think it comes down to a time thing. That video that I just played is only 13 seconds. I'm not on my bullshit, Nicole, longer than 10 seconds. I think you guys might be on to something. But YouTube did not say, YouTube did not say that this wasn't allowed. Informa, assume him.

Speaker: I think you can bring me there! Hey, that video won't be very good until now.

Speaker: Jim Carrey is allowed. My rendition is allowed. So Informer is not dead on nonsensical nonsense. Well, that one is actually called in Oscar. So no. Well, either way, still is not dead on nonsensical nonsense. Exactly. It'll be here.

Speaker: whether we get blocked. I can sing. I can sing it for I can sing it for 30 whole last minutes and not get in trouble. I get the **** You can't sing it. I already know better. I believe it with a little something like that was a fire fight.

Speaker: Yeah, I got you covered. It was more of a, it was more of a, it was more of a water gun fight and only one person had the water gun, but I mean, yeah, what happens? What do you gotta do? Sometimes, sometimes you're outnumbered and outgunned and you do the best you can.

Speaker: She gonna tell you that you keep talking shit to her. I ain't talking shit. I'm not talking shit. I'm speaking truth. I did filter myself and I caught myself before I got myself in trouble. And then Jeff helped out by playing. Relax. I just want to take some pictures.

Speaker: I want to come back to my place, watch a movie. You guys like to party? You guys like to party? You guys like to party? You guys like to party already? Come back to my place, have some brewskis, watch a movie.

Speaker: Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. You know, out of all the movies I've ever seen, Bill freaks me out. That is one of the most fucking, that is one of the most disturbing goddamn scenes in cinematic history. And leave it, and leave it. In fact, you had a career after.

Speaker: Yeah, and leave it and leave it to Kevin Smith and fucking Jay to recreate it. In a way that is just fucking perfect. Wow. Cheers to Kevin Smith and Si. Jay and Si Obama, yes. No.

Speaker: Oh, I got her fucked up. All right. Oh and a very very very very very good way Tell me differently Yeah, that's why I thought emotional damage

Speaker: Emotional damage. That's right. That's right. I believe, I believe Marci's playground said it smells like sex and candy. Where the hell did you go? I just heard you. Where'd you go, man? I just heard you. I didn't hear what you said. Fuck you. I think Rihanna said she likes the smell of sex and whips and chains. I don't know.

Speaker: Rihanna. I know exactly what she said. She said. It's **** There's so much god damn DNA in this bedroom right now. It's like a crime scene.

Speaker: like a Jackson fucking bollock. Because all I heard was your blood. Smell it. Smell it. What is that from? What movie is that from where that guy does it? He's like, smell it. I think it's a war movie. Isn't it?

Speaker: You better be a woman. Oh, that's like, I love the smell of napalm in the morning. No, there's a movie where, is that what he does? Is that when he does that? He's like, all right. He says something like, I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It's actually the movie. No, it's not that. It's like, literally, there's a scene in a movie where a guy's like, mmm, I can smell that.

Speaker: I don't know. I do remember, I do remember, uh, I won Bob Smith. I'm gonna get more of those shorts. Don't worry. Tony. I do remember a Bob Smith.

Speaker: Chris, I don't remember what Bob Smith was saying. I smell poo -say. Poo -say? Poo -say? And then of course you do. The small maiden of the large. The small maiden of the large. I don't even remember what that was. Lip action was the funniest goddamn thing in the world.

Speaker: Oh my God. You're going to learn, son. You're going to learn. Who's going to learn what? Is she still sitting right there? Yeah, she's sitting right beside me. I'm listening to the podcast. She's telling you to shut the fuck up. Yeah, I saw her walking. Did she tell me to shut the fuck up? Yeah, she didn't tell me to shut the fuck up. OK, I'll make sure. When you do the things that I can do, you can get away with bullshit. I'm just saying, Tony. Maybe step up your game. Maybe it'd be better.

Speaker: Maybe a real champ like your boy. My game is great. Maybe a real champ. Maybe be a real champion and put your belt on your shoulder all night. Not just randomly, periodically. I don't need a belt, bitch. You're a part -time champ like Charlotte Flair. How about Bud Light? Just for you tonight. I'm going to drink it all. I know. That's why I have a dragon.

Speaker: I'll send you to get more. Out to see the world. I did that once today. You're going to have to go see the Nurkians. Nope. Yeah, you really brave the elements today. You went to Walmart. You went to the land of misfit Nurkians and went to Walmart. We went on a field trip last night while we were waiting on our pizza. I showed her the finer points of Nurk.

Speaker: This is the way out. Yeah. This is the way out. Get out while you can. No, no, no, no. I we we we went around we went around the square in downtown Newark and as we were going around the square, I was like and this is as far as we go in Newark. We don't go past this point in Newark for a lot of reason.

Speaker: That's where the methods are. That's where the crackheads are. Gotcha. Hey, move your big giant fat fucking head and tell Kevin. No, no, no. He's actually being sent to the shower. Go shower. Send him to the showers, coach. He's being a little pissy brat. Oh, is he on his period?

Speaker: pretty much, he's, you know, he comes down to. Is his man China bleeding? No, when it comes down to, he's very small. We're raising men around here. Okay. We're not raising freaking pansexuals who need safe places with a warm cup of milk and a coloring book. We're raising men. No, no, no, no, no. So I made fun of him and tell him he's on his period and his man China's bleeding. Exactly.

Speaker: I do the same thing to Pedro. Pedro's cash, by the way. I don't know why I call that kid Pedro. I've called him Pedro for like the last six years of his life. And I honestly do not know why. Pedro or cash cash. He likes it. That's like his nickname, Pedro. It's not in a bad way or a negative thing.

Speaker: My shorts look amazing. I mean, just so you know. It's rough up here. I save lives, boys. I'm going to live forever. You need some medicine? Nothing gets rid of you and you're worse than a headache. My bed says differently.

Speaker: She's not wrong. She's 100 % accurate, in all honesty. She's very wrong. She's very right. Oh, no, 100%. I agree. I'm like eight. Once you catch me, you can't get rid of me. Yeah, exactly. It's like a fun game. Unless you're Charlie Sheen or Magic Johnson, everybody else, just

Speaker: Did you get the click or you got the hip? Nope, I got the click. Oh shit, sorry. Sorry to hear. I got 99 problems and a click is all of them. I had a turn into what?

Speaker: So he's had a headache 211 times and he still came back. What'd you say, man? He might be a tumor. Baby girl, won't you, man? Let me talk to you. Who's the previous one? Just fucking join. You have the fucking stream yard, man. I already sent it to you. Just rejoin. Oh, shit.

Speaker: Well, I need his info so I can send it to him. That's fucking awesome. That's what I said. I said the same thing, baby. We have a guest coming up Wednesday night. Yeah. He got confirmation on it? Do you know who the guest is, Tony? No, I don't. Nah, you're going to love this one. Cool. 99 problems, and he's all of them. I hear you, Nicky. I already said it. I was.

Speaker: And that one non -problem, that's why we need a priest to perform an exorcism tonight. I'm just saying. Sounds like someone who's finally getting some ever in life. No, it's not finally getting some ever in life. It's finally being appreciated for my skills and my skill set.

Speaker: I'm like Liam Neeson. I have a particular set of skills. All right. You say that and you look at me like that because, well, hey, you haven't found the right woman to appreciate your skills or you lack the skills that I have. Scott given talent, Tony D. They broke the mold when I was made. Be careful.

Speaker: It's a rhetorical question, Farley. That's a rhetorical question. That means you don't have to answer it because either I already know the answer or I don't care what your answer is. So Liam Neeson said he had a particular set of skills. And Glick says he has a particular set of skills. You know what I said? Good luck.

Speaker: your skills on that mind. Mark, how many times have I told him? My skills are superior. How many times have I told him? He ain't gonna learn. My skills are superior. Nobody has the skills that I have. Nobody can do the things that I do. Me neither. Boys, I'm gonna jump off here. I gotta go deal with these kids. I know you do. I told you we'll keep it short tonight. Told you we're gonna have to. I already knew it.

Speaker: It comes down to the kids are pissing me off and I'm going to have to go beat their asses. Why they pissing you off? It's lame. If I'm back, I'm back. Here's the kicker. They're not going to get a shower. They're being a little brat. All they got to do is put them in the shower. Essential controller down. Go put them in the shower. Your head's set down. Go beat his ass and come back and do the show.

Speaker: If I'm back, I'm back. If I'm not, you know why. Where the hell's Consuela at? How can Consuela get some kids under control? And the home. I got you. Yeah. I'll come back. Possibly. Maybe not. Got you. You good, man. So in other words, in other words, Jeff's wife just texted him and said, get the fuck off the podcast, because I'm on my way home. You know, one day you're going to be that lucky and have somebody give you a damn about what you got going on in the house. Instead of just your skills. And then you'll understand.

Speaker: Then you'll understand. That's all I give nobody no shit. I understand. Of course you want to be up here. There's a big difference. There's a big difference. You know, this is our thing. This is what we do. I mean, I realize there's three of us and one of us are trying and busting his ass to make it something. But at the end of the day, this is the three of us trying to make something out of something. Oh, really? And instead of being like, you know what? I'm just going to be nice.

Speaker: I want to hear this. Go ahead. No, I'm going to be nice. I want to hear this. Go ahead. I'm going to be nice. I want to hear this. Go ahead. I'm going to use my filter. It's not about you or anybody you talk to or not. I'm just going to be nice. I'm going to use my filter. The man's got a duration with a fan. That's all. That's all. He doesn't have your free time.

Speaker: I'm glad that you guys think I have all the free time in the world. What the fuck did you make it sound like that? I got a full time ass job. I have custody of three goddamn kids that run me ragged. I'm in a relationship. Finally, go ahead. And this fucking podcast is like an 80 hour a week fucking full time job that I don't get paid for. None of us get paid. The difference between me and other people is I have people that surround me that support what we do.

Speaker: No, he doesn't have no support, I understand that. A lot of people don't support what you got, and initially it is, you need that. And to be in his situation and have no fucking support from your partner and have to handle with a job and kids and a house and everything like that, while your partner goes out and runs around and gallivants around like she's fucking 24 and single, oh, loosey goosey, yeah, it's kind of shitty. So there you go, Tony, you pushed me to the edge and I jumped off the edge and here we go. He's a kicker, he's a kicker. So that's on you, you fucking skank, so listen to that.

Speaker: But did you have to deliver the message that way? I can't deliver it any other way, because I don't listen. Yes, you can. Oh, I've tried. You just told everybody what you were trying to do, and then you just didn't fucking do it. Yeah, well, that's because you kept pushing me. No, be nice. You kept pushing me. How did I push you? I can only be nice until they call my mother a cocksucker. OK, yeah, I can't say nothing now.

Speaker: She is, but that's not the point. Wow. I don't know. All of our moms have done it. I was in this situation last year. I got a full -time job, three small children, small responsibilities, everybody else, plus some, and still work my magic for the show. Yeah, you better on camera doing it. We understand that.

Speaker: Well, yeah, Cameron does a lot of shit. You have the seeds and I'll give Cameron a lot of credit. I always have, uh, Kim does a lot. I mean, Kim literally just booked our second guest. So, uh, speaking of second guests, make sure I have his information. Let him know. I'll email him, uh, for the invite. And Tony, I think you're going to like this guest. Um, and I think you may know this guest. Jeff is definitely not going to know him. I know him and I remember him. Okay.

Speaker: I have one sentence. I'll tell y 'all fair. Wait till the day I'm good. I plan on being here. Oh no, no, no, no. I'll tell y 'all fair that way. Don't give me time to. Look him up and if you got any questions or anything you want to ask you and stuff like that, then you can ask him. You also forget I'm a natural at this.

Speaker: I'm trying to be nice. Now I know how the chief feels in Bad Boys. Now I know other motherfuckers in Bad Boys too. Come now, Mike Lowry.

Speaker: This is great movie franchise, man. Great movie franchise. I still haven't seen the last one yet. Who the fuck you waiting on? I didn't want to pay for it, and then... You ain't gonna pay for it. It's on cable. Now I know. Where's it at? Tell me where it's at. I think it's on FX. I think it's on FX. Like the shoe. Oh yeah, you know what? I can't watch it off my cable. He's a natural at pressing the inch.

Speaker: get them Mark, get them, get them Mark, get them, get them. We're gonna unleash the big guy. It was a glitch. Like Joseph. It was a glitch. How many times? It was just Wifi. It was a glitch. Yeah. That's it. The first time I had, but that shit was funny as fuck though. You're like, man, you were so drunk. I was like,

Speaker: Yeah, you were so drunk. That was a Saturday. We had everybody in their fucking brother up in this bitch. And we was having a ball. You came in drunk as hell on the Long Island. Sam was up here ruining the entire podcast. With all her craziness, I'm only playing Sam. She was so worried about that. I'm like, Sam, you are fine. I promise you did not do anything wrong at all.

Speaker: made me feel bad, kind of. I was like, damn, like, what's that? I need to go to Atlanta. The hospital, another one just winning. What the fuck? They're all backs, aren't they? I don't know. I'm just kidding, Tony. All right.

Speaker: What, Tony? What you want to talk about, man? What's on your mind, brother? No, I got... I'm gonna give you the floor. You got eight minutes and... I had an all passing around Christmas. I had a friend of the family that I knew since I was a child passed away right after her. So, on top of everything else that I was dealing with, I didn't really talk about that too much. Yeah. And I got a cousin, Atlanta. She was one of my younger cousins.

Speaker: I don't want to go up there and check on them. So I'm like, no, I just hold on to not much I can do, but just be there, which sometimes just the body. Sometimes that's all you need to do is just be there. Well, I could call and they'll be fine. But then now she got rushed to the hospital and she got a baby. Let me ask you something, man. How far away is Atlanta from you? Oh, so it's barely even a drive.

Speaker: This is, you know, the only problem with going up there and coming back the day of traffic in the way. I've been to Atlanta and I know exactly what you're talking about. And that traffic is fucked up seven days a week. That traffic is fucked up seven days a week. This part of the highway, this part of the highway is very irritating, which is why I don't go up there that much. The traffic in Atlanta is fucked up seven days a week. Well, when I was in Alabama, it was nothing for me to shoot to Atlanta and shoot back, no problem. Only problem, only time I had to worry about traffic when I hit the city. Here, I got three, four different spots.

Speaker: Well, it's gonna be a damn issue. Oh my God. And where's her first flaw? Well, her second flaw. Well, it's a great flaw. She's all right. Atlanta, nice. Is it though? Yeah. Damn the stereotypes, Atlanta's jumping. Damn the stereotypes, Atlanta's jumping. I ain't gonna tell you Atlanta's not jumping, but. I used to go to everything's given when I was a kid. So I've always gone to Atlanta.

Speaker: but it's now it's a part, it's basically where you're gonna live at. It's plenty for me to do. And she - Oh, there's plenty of shit to do in Atlanta. Yeah, she wants to go shopping. That's what she wants to do. She wants to go shopping and hanging out. You were not happy with Ohio. You know she loves trying to get the fuck up out of there. Oh, we already had the discussion. We're going back to Charleston. Oh, okay. Charleston. Yeah, we're gonna go to Charleston. We're gonna check down, baby.

Speaker: Hey, we're gonna be on that coast. We're gonna be sipping my eyes on the beach. Hey man, that's you. Just watch them hurricanes. Yeah. I ain't worried about hurricanes. I am a hurricane. You fucking better. I am a hurricane. I'm hurricane delay. As you get checked. I'm coming back Charleston. You are going to be a tropical depression when the real motherfucker comes. You like sightseeing things. I keep shopping jocked. I am shocked. First and foremost, I lived in Charleston for 10 years. We know.

Speaker: I've been through the hurricanes, multiple hurricanes. Was you there for Hugo? I was barely alive when Hugo hit. Oh yeah, that's right. Hugo might've been the worst one besides the last two that they had that was pretty detrimental over the past 10 years. Which the last two that hit Charleston that were detrimental, what are you talking about? What's the one that had an I -95 flooding?

Speaker: I forgot which one that was. I forgot the name of it, but that one shocked me. Over the net. Yeah. Matthew, I went to Charlotte. Me and the kids went to Charlotte when Matthew hit. And guess what? Matthew didn't hit Charleston that bad. They got rained in a little bit of wind. You know who got hit by Hurricane Matthew? Fucking Charlotte. I don't remember that.

Speaker: Yeah, I do, I was there. Okay, yeah, you were there, cool. The hurricane that hit, I can't remember the name of it, before I left Charleston, everybody was freaking out about, the kids came home to Ohio. You know what my ass was doing? Sitting in my house, drinking and hanging out with my neighbor. Okay. It wasn't that bad. I lived there for 10 years, we had a lot of hurricanes. It wasn't 2017, it had me shook too, because they came here, but they didn't hit the coast, they came up through the Gulf.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. There wasn't, there was, there was quite a few in the 10 years that I lived there that were supposed to smack Charleston and did nothing. One was supposed to hit us dead on and be as bad as Hugo. And the day of the hurricane, me and the kids, his mom was at Applebee fucking eating steaks, the parking lot. I left Charleston three, four years ago, three years ago.

Speaker: You did? Four years ago? Yeah, about four years ago. So since you left, they've had some crazy ones, just so you know. Cameron, have you guys had any crazy hurricanes since I left? I think y 'all have. I mean, the guy lives there. Cameron really, like, literally lives there. Didn't they just get flooded recently? They flood when the sun is shining, and there's no rain. I don't fucking know that, so I just hear them again.

Speaker: Yeah, when high tide comes in, downtown Charleston floods. I went into a customer's house at the Battery one day to do their service. 15 minutes later, when I walked out, no water in the streets. When I walked out to get in my truck, I had water up past my shin because high tide came in. Was it because it's pretty much below sea level? Yeah, Charleston's below sea level. Yeah, I know it was low. I thought it was kind of easy, but I didn't realize it was below. Yeah, it was below. No, that's a hit and a half for me. We had more flooding.

Speaker: When I was living down there, Cameron, you remember when we had the 100 year rings? And they called it the 100 year rings and it rained for like three weeks straight. Shit. Every damn day. Then any hurricane that hit when I lived down there, we had more flooding then. What year was that? I don't remember the year.

Speaker: Sweetwater Creek State Park. Okay, so I'm down with what you're talking about, baby. She likes to sight see it. She hates shopping. Okay, so seems cool. Water Creek.

Speaker: Yeah, I lived there for 10 years and all the big bad hurricanes that were supposed to hit Charleston. They went right up past us and we got rain and some wind and stuff like that because Charleston when on the coast when you're looking at it at South Carolina, Charleston kind of sits in a little bit of a pocket. So when you're like if you're looking at if you're looking at the coast of Charleston, one of the one of these coast in Charleston, but South Carolina and you're looking out kind of does this little number.

Speaker: Well, when you get to Charleston, it kind of sits inside this little coat. So a lot of the hurricanes, they come up and they just kind of like the pockets right here in the hurricanes come up like that. And then they smack Myrtle Beach right in their cocksucker. Right in their focus, yes. Myrtle Beach in the outer banks of North Carolina, get it, yes. Yep. So we would get a lot of the rain and some wind and stuff like that, but I mean,

Speaker: There was only the one time I left was for Matthew and I went to Charlotte and Matthew hit Charlotte worse than it hit Charleston. Like I think we got stuck up there an extra day and longer because it was, it got so bad up in Charlotte when Matthew hit. And that might've been the one that that fucked up 95.

Speaker: I forgot what year I know it's flooded, but I said 95 getting flooded. That's kind of messed up because the stretch of 95 that I know about isn't even on the damn coast. That's what messed me up. Well, there was there was a couple hurricanes that came up through. That affected Ohio. Worse than they affected Charleston when we were living in Charleston. I think Matthew was wasn't over came up the Gulf. I remember a couple of them. Yeah, the one for 2017. Well, no, it wasn't. It wasn't.

Speaker: I think it was Matthew again that came up on the coast and it affected Ohio worse than it affected Charleston. Oh God. You want me to pick a song? Well a song from our rotation

Speaker: I got that easy. I got that real easy. Y 'all already know what I'm going to do. It is a two hour mark. We will be back with a little bit more nonsensical nonsense with myself and Glick. Jeff may be back, Cam may be back. By the way, we are enjoying ourselves. We hope you are as well. Thank you to everybody sitting in the chat. Thank you to everybody watching and Nicky for over there chilling with us. Y 'all sit back, relax and enjoy. We will be right back after this. Come and lay your money down.

Speaker: What's the price for being alone? And which bank do you own? Get your side when you are told Is it worth this waiting? Is it worth this waiting?

Speaker: Do you do it by my love? Do it by my money? Before I die young and the rich get lucky Cash is king and I'm a jester honey Do you do it by my love? Are you doing by my money?

Speaker: Your blood on the nose Oh, you went and cleaned your heart What will you pay with? What will you pay with? What will you pay with? Do you do it for the love?

Speaker: If I'm the love all you do if I'm the money

Speaker: If I'm the love, how you do it? If I'm the money

Speaker: I got the show. Go away. Go. Hey, Nikki. Go. Go. I got this. I was twerking. How you doing? I got this. Go. You're ridiculous. Where'd you go? You're ridiculous. Leave them alone. Where'd you put them? And it's top secret location. Leave them alone. No. Leave them alone. No. Leave them alone. Nope. I'm hiding them.

Speaker: Do you do it for the love? Do you do it for the money? You better stop. You see, you're on your bullshit right now. You brought him here for me. I'm with her. Don't be with her, Tony D. If you knew what she was doing, you'd be on Team Four. I don't care. I'm with her. I'm with her. My name is Tony D.

Speaker: Now look at your man. Now look at your man. Now look at me. I'm on a horse. Look at your man. Oh, hold on a second Tony D. Hold on a second Tony D. Look at the chatters. My man go focus on the motherfucker. Congratulations chat. Congratulations. Hey boys. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at?

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show. We're having fun. We're hanging out. We're doing a goddamn thing tonight. That was Blacktop Mojo. Tony's favorite song to it for the money.

Speaker: One of my favorite songs about him. One of his favorite songs about him. I'm Glick. That's Tony D. Jeff was here. He may be back. Cameron was here. He may be back. But in the meantime... I don't expect them. Yeah. They're doing the daddy thing. The poppa thing. The poppy thing. All that jazz.

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Speaker: I had nothing to do with that shit. I had nothing to do with that shit. You just say that shit for most. That's just me. That's just me talking. That's just me talking. Nobody had anything to do with anything at all. It's just me talking. And if you can't join us live, you can always listen to us on Spotify and everywhere. You listen to podcasts that are all at nonsensical nonsense. Hit the follow. Hit them likes.

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Speaker: Y 'all lucky I'm only drinking beer tonight. I'm actually calming down. That's me on my bullshit. Shut up. You're on your bullshit. You literally just hid them from me. Gove Hawk from one champ. Tony D, I feel like you should get your belt for this. And another champ. From the champs,

Speaker: to a newly crowned champ, sir, we say to you. Cheers. Cheers. I just finished mine, so cheers. Oh, hell yeah. And that's the bottom line, because big old Nasty said so. I will tell you, my homegirl, Ife, gave you a run for your money. I didn't expect her to do as good as she did. That's my peeps from 30 years back. She was in there. Y 'all did good. Y 'all helped me hold the league down. Thank y 'all.

Speaker: We're working on next, I'm working on next year already. I will say, next year, y 'all I noticed. Cause big dog is coming. I ain't worried about it. He's office chain. He's uncaged and he's going to draft his team. He's going to get you. Oh yeah. I met Morgan next year.

Speaker: Calm down. You're going to fucking draft Najee Harris yet again. Maybe you'll get CDLN. I got the numbers. Now y 'all can draft around them. I'll be fine.

Speaker: You can make your team until you're blue in the face, Tony D. It's all about the draft order. You don't get to draft your team all at once. I worked. I was, I was twerking. Shut up, Golf Hawk. Thank you very much. I was twerking on my lady. Back that thing up. Back that no -ass -it -all -having -and -glick -ass up like that, that, that, that, that, that, that.

Speaker: Cheers, golf club. Congratulations. As the founder of the league, congratulations. Middle genuine draft. Middle genuine draft. But like 16 ounce aluminum cans. Fucking light. Anheuser -Busch company. St. Louis, Missouri. You know what? My brain tells me, go with Georgia.

Speaker: I'm taking TC with a long shot. But. After watching Georgia play the way they did against Ohio State in Ohio States and Ohio State's extremely overrated like they always are. Yeah, there's there's no there's no justification and or sticking up for this even in their own division. Yeah, Ohio State is always extremely fucking overrated.

Speaker: TCU, I'm gonna pick TCU this year because those guys have shown time and time again, they got heart, they got talent and that God damn Max Dugan, that quarterback that they have at TCU is gonna be an absolute fucking terror in the NFL. You know where he got his name from, that's a character.

Speaker: Is it really? Yeah, I think it's a cartoon or some movie or something. No, that kid's gonna be an absolute fucking terror in the NFL. Whoever drafts him, he's gonna be a monster. Football talk. Just brief football talk. Just real brief football talk. No, in my opinion, I think he's gonna be an absolute monster in the NFL.

Speaker: He's got talent, he's got size, and at the end of the day, he's got heart, man. He's got probably - Is he a quarterback? Yeah, he's a quarterback. He's a quarterback for TCU. Well, they said the same thing about Andy Dalton when he got drafted, so Andy Dalton came from TCU. I don't think Andy Dalton's had a bad career. I don't either.

Speaker: I mean, I know a lot of people. Overall, I know a lot of people clown on Andy Dalton and give him shit, but I don't think he's had a bad. I don't think he's had a bad career. He's not a great. He's not like a great QB by any means, you know, or anything like that. I think he is. I think he's a Hall of Fame quarterback. I think Andy Dalton deserves a spot in the Hall of Fame in all honesty.

Speaker: Look at his stats, look at his numbers. And look at the Cincinnati's, look at the Bengals teams, much like Sam Darnold. And I told Cameron, when Cam was mad because Panthers got Sam Darnold, I said, look at his numbers on those chess teams. I'll say the same thing about Andy Dalton.

Speaker: Look at the look at the Bengals. Some of those years, there's Bengals teams. Yeah, they had great. And then look at his numbers. It was over 500. You're damn right. Yeah. They were over 500. They saw the playoffs and just didn't play through the playoffs. I agree. He actually, I think he has more. He's more accurate than a lot of people, than a lot of people give him credit for. I mean, I don't know. I seen a few TCU games. Obviously, I watched the Michigan TCU game.

Speaker: I feel a certain way about that game, but that's neither here nor there. I got to put my fandom to the side and let my, I got to put my fan bias to the side and I got to put my football fan ahead of that. And that's a scary team, man. That is a scary TCU football team.

Speaker: And I told Cam that a few months back. And I told him the same thing. When he was like, oh, Michigan's going to roll TCU. And I'm like, oh, no, dude, don't sleep on TCU. They've been hungry. TCU has been hungry. They've been getting robbed. I think that makes them very dangerous. Well, they were shit last year. I think Max was sucking the league. Isn't that accurate? A lot of the guys got a ton of heartbreak character in that league material. I think those guys.

Speaker: Well, he's gonna go number, he's gonna go in the first round. I don't know if he's gonna go number one. He said the same thing about Tim Tebow. Well, I don't think he's gonna go number one in the draft. I think number one, as far as quarterbacks go, will be that idiot from USC. And he's gonna be a complete fucking flop because can anybody name a successful USC quarterback? Mark Sanchez.

Speaker: I'm going to repeat my question. Can anybody name a successful? I'm going to repeat my question. Can anybody, can anybody be a successful? I mean, he's a successful commentator. He's great as a commentator. No, he saw the AOC Championship twice. He did. So you got to give him something for that. He didn't get Super Bowls. No, he has gotten our smaller. Well, would you put him?

Speaker: Top 10 % of all called quarterbacks ever. Top 10 % or top 10? Top 10 % of all quarterbacks ever. College football quarterbacks or NFL quarterbacks? NFL. No. Okay. Mark Sanchez. Mark Sanchez. Now he didn't last a bunch of seasons, which to shoot him down. But when he was there, he was good.

Speaker: Would I put would I put Mark Sanchez in the top 10 % of NFL quarterbacks? Yes. No, just because of how we got through the postseason is where I'm at with it. No, OK, no, that's fine. That's fine. He's a he was a postseason quarterback. He didn't last enough seasons in the NFL for me to be Hall of Fame. He did not.

Speaker: No, no, he didn't. Unfortunately, yeah. Unfortunately, Mark Sanchez had, and again, unfortunately, Mark Sanchez had a very short career. I'm not sure why, but he did have a very short career. I'm not sure why either. It's one of those situations had Mark Sanchez gone somewhere else. Had he got traded somewhere else, maybe possibly could have been way better. But at the same time,

Speaker: You never know because you have guys like, and I hate to bring this up and I hate to say it because I feel like I'm kicking a dead horse, Tom Brady. Tom Brady was a six round draft pick. He is now seven times Super Bowl champion. Seven times Super Bowl champ who only got to come in and play because, um, Oh, what the fuck was old boy's name for New England?

Speaker: Drew Bledsoe. Drew Bledsoe got hurt. Yes. But for those of you who don't know, because me being a Michigan fan, I was shocked that Tom Brady was drafted the way he was drafted in the NFL because in college, he was a monster. He was a workhorse. So why did they drop him so low in the draft would be my question. Because he was small.

Speaker: What did you look like in the NFL quarterback? Carson Palmer was USC. Yes. 2000. But you don't even... Again, again, my... You're proving my point right now, Golf Hawk. Carson Palmer. If he was at USC, I can't even think. Mark Sanchez, Matt Lionart. Matt Lionart. I forgot about Matt Lionart. Oh, shit. Who the hell is that from USC?

Speaker: Arizona Cardinals, right? Tony, you're getting a little bit of a belly, buddy.

Speaker: Oh yeah. This 245 right here. You're starting to look like an uncle. You're starting to look like the uncle at the barbecue, man. I'm 50. You're starting to look like um. I'm 50. Hey, um. I'm 50. Hey, um. Damn right. This is 50 years old right here. And I can still lose it in the month. Don't fuck with me. Hey, man. I've been at the barbecues. I know who you are, unk. What's up, unk? That's right. I'm the drink. Hey, your boy gets invited to the barbecues. What's up, unk?

Speaker: Oh, Matt Jones was Arizona Cardinals. Jake Plummer was USC too, wasn't he? No, I don't think Jake Plummer was USC. Let's do this. USC quarterbacks in the NFL. Who's in here, you stupid bitch. University of Southern California quarterbacks in the NFL.

Speaker: Bitch, if you don't shut the fuck up. Arizona State University, my fault. Matt Lerner, Carson Palmer, Mark Sanchez, you ever hear of Rodney Peat, Pat Hayden, John David Booty? I did hear of John David Booty. Paul McDonald, Matt Barkley, remember Matt Barkley? Yeah, neither does anybody else.

Speaker: Vince Evans. Okay, so now we're getting like way old. Todd Marinovich. I know that name.

Speaker: Oh, Matt Castle, Matt Castle. Hey, remember Matt Castle? Yeah, nobody else does either. I remember Matt Castle too. He got a big ass fucking paycheck from San Francisco 49ers because he played four games when Tom Brady got hurt and everybody thought he was the next big thing. No, no, no. He got money with New England and then he got his chip for the Kansas City Chiefs. Was it Kansas City? I thought it was the Kansas City Chiefs.

Speaker: Matt Castle spent his entire career playing behind. Matt Castle played behind Carson Palmer and Matt Lionart never starting the game in college. Who? Matt Castle. I just read it. You know what? You know what, God fuck, I'll take that back. Carson Palmer was in Arizona when they went to the Super Bowl. He was drafted. That's all that was held that season.

Speaker: Yeah, well Carson Palmer was drafted by Cincinnati. They had a three quarterback threat and they were sick. They were sick. Arizona was at their most dangerous right there. Yeah, Matt Castle was drafted by the New England Patriots. Yes, he was. That man never played. That man never started a game in college.

Speaker: Did Brady start in college? Holy fucking shit. What? Mike Holbroom was a USC quarterback. Whoa. Whoa. I ain't know that. I didn't know that either. We can be a Packers coach, y 'all. So you got Matt Castle, Matt Barkley, which nobody ever really barely remembers.

Speaker: Matt Leiner, Carson Palmer, and Mark Sanchez, USC notable quarterbacks. And out of those guys, I would say that Mark Sanchez had the best career. Yeah. But none of them really. I gave him the Carson Palmer debate because Carson Palmer had the most longevity. Longevity. Yeah, longevity, yes. Because he started for Cincy for a long time. Carson Palmer?

Speaker: Yeah, he was drafted by Cincy. He played in Cincy for a long ass time. And like Golf Hawk said, Carson was a three time pro bowler. Carson was probably better based off of longevity. Carson Poemer.

Speaker: 15 seasons with the Bengals and Cardinals. And it looked like he was with the Raiders for a hot second. Yeah, hot second. So hold on a second. I'm going to go ahead and draw. Carson was longer. Yeah, Carson probably did better. He did better than Sanchez because he was in the NFL long. I think he was in a better position to put up better numbers.

Speaker: Carson Palmer didn't want to meet in Ohio. I'm going to meet me in Arizona. That says a lot to me. Sanchez looked at just primarily and then he was, oh boy. Yeah. So he was, he was, he was, he was at the Bengals for, for, for, from 2003 to 2010. Then he was with the Raiders for a 2011 season. Then he was at the Cardinals for three seasons.

Speaker: He was an all -pro in 2015, three -time Pro Bowl. 2005, he had the NFL passing touchdown leader, NFL completion percentage leader in 2005. He is in the Arizona Ring of Honor. Mark Sanchez with the Jets, 2009, 2013, the Eagles, 2014, 2015. So yeah, I'm going to go ahead and, yeah, you know what? I'm going to have to backtrack and say I was wrong. Golf Hawk and Carson Palmer definitely had. Yeah.

Speaker: And again, I think it's based off of longevity because. All the fame damage was based on longevity Hall of Fame. Yeah, I don't feel like Sanchez had a very long career. He was in and out of the league in a flip. Definitively, I mean, I know he wasn't, but it felt like that for Mark Sanchez. Definitively.

Speaker: Biggest to pull no cost from Palmer, I damn sure forgot by him. I confused Carson Palmer and Andy Dalton as the same person, but they're both ginger quarterbacks. They're both ginger quarterbacks from Cincinnati, so in my world, they're irrelevant as fuck. Cincinnati is rivlin' as hell now.

Speaker: They are relevant as him now, known for the butthole. They mar him. Incident, which diminished his seasons with the Jets, because he was one of the best quarterback Jets ever had. Who? Mark Sanchez. I think Darnell was better than Chances. Not by the numbers, I don't think. Damn sure not by the record.

Speaker: Who had a shittier team? Who? Who had a shittier team? Sam Donald did, but I can also question that. Some of the best quarterbacks for the Jets was Sanchez, Pennington, and Brett Fall. Well, let's pull up the old number of Russkies here. Go ahead. All right, then you're better.

Speaker: You do you do you do you do you do you do? This is not fucking helping me at all right now Start over Um

Speaker: I thought he was right with the Jets. I ain't gonna lie. They did good under him. Vinny put the numbers up. Vinny had a lot of interceptions. He did have some great damn numbers. Vinny! Did he pass 50 ,000 yards? He might've hit 60. Hold on. Vinny had a lot of damn yards.

Speaker: Any test of verdict stats? 21 seasons. Who my grandmother hated when he got drafted? 46 ,000 yards total in his career. 275 touchdowns, 260.

Speaker: Yeah, it was 67. 67. Yeah, I got 67. 46 ,023 yards, 56 .5 % completion, 91, 23, and 1. Vinnie, Vinnie, man. How the fuck does man, how the fuck does man play for the Dallas Cowboys in 2004 and the Jets in 2005?

Speaker: Yes, he did. Yes, he did. First of all, the party was drafted by the Tampa Bay, but you know what? I got to get on ball. Fuck. I'm sorry. If we compare the two seasons, you might have something, but how far did, uh, Ryan Fitzpatrick was better quarterback period than Sanchez. I don't know about that.

Speaker: Are you fucking smoking crack? Yeah, Benny was drafted by the Buccaneers in 87, played six seasons. Then he spent three seasons in Cleveland before Art Modell. Art Modell, first and foremost, Art Modell, you go ahead and rot in hell and fuck the rest of your family, because I will make a trip to Baltimore one day, specifically to piss on your fucking grave, Art Modell. And bitch slap one of your kids or grandkids. Wow. You're a dead man. Wow.

Speaker: And Vinnie Testiverdi's last season in the NFL, who did he play for Tony D? 2007, that man played in the league for 20 goddamn years. Yeah, he was in the league, he was bouncing around the teams. I want to say it was the Cowboys. I would say you're wrong. Who was it? His last four teams. The Browns? Was it the Browns? No. God, no.

Speaker: He played with the Browns from 93 to 95. 95 season at the end of 95 season Art Modell came in in the middle of the night, snuck the Browns, moved to Baltimore like a little boy. Yeah, I will not let it go. Golf Hawk. You shut your horn out. Then he spent two seasons with.

Speaker: fucking Baltimore Ravens, then he went to the Giants or the Jets, I'm sorry, the Jets for two or six seasons, went to Dallas for one season and came back to the Jets for one season. He went to the New England Patriots and he finished his career in 2007 with the Carolina Panthers, played in seven games, had nine attempts,

Speaker: for 22 yards, averaging 2 .4 yards. He was with the pencils? Yep. Zero touchdowns. 16 yards for long. No touchdowns, no interceptions. That was some shitty stats for seven fucking games you played in, bro. Nine attempts for 22 yards. And the longest was 16. So in nine attempts, in eight attempts, you got six yards passing, Vinny.

Speaker: Cause you've been doing your football. You need a high end of sub -show rate. That's what I said. That's why Barney Kozar was a better Cleveland Browns quarterback than you, Vinny. So eat a dick. Fuck you, Vinny Testa Verde. You dirty boy. I can't win nothing. You be a dick. Fuck you, boy. I'm sorry. What? Eight championships begs the difference. What? What? What, division championships? No, NFL championships. Well, Jeff Kozar's back sports shoes over. You already know.

Speaker: You already know. Where the hell is Turf? 10 kid kids. He's got youngins. Really, baby? Is that how you feeling about life right now? I don't know where you're from. Oh, yes. The meme you just sent me. Yes.

Speaker: When she finds out he cooks, cleans, eat the pussy and wasn't lying about the dick. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hey Mark, this is what we're talking about right here. I hate you. What? You're on your bullshit. I ain't on my bullshit. I was, I was, I was doing my media impersonation. We got you Nicky. We got you. Don't worry about it. I was doing my media impersonation. We got you Nicky. Don't worry about it. Madea. Funny ass fucking movies right there now. Yeah it was.

Speaker: Tyler Perry, man, he struck fucking gold with them movies. Yes, he struck gold with the plays. Well, yeah, no, he struck gold when fucking Oprah had him on her goddamn show. Well, he was on your game. How do I heard about him when I was in Alabama? And I watched that failure reunion play. That shit was hilarious. That shit was hilarious.

Speaker: Now, the Madea Christmas was a great story too. I gave that movie a lot of respect. It turned the tide on a couple of things that actually do happen. Go to him again, make him happy. Exactly, Golf Hall. Go tell him again. He better go make him too. I'll talk later. I'll talk on that. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Speaker: I do the things. We know what you do too much of too. Do you do it for the love? Do you do it for the love? Celebrity cruises, huh? Oh shit.

Speaker: Okay, how am I? Anybody here been on celebrity cruises? I'm curious. What? What is that? It's a cruise line. That's all commercial for it. That boat looks nice. Fucking Christ. Oh, Jesus. Good Lord. How many teams are in the wild card game? Shit. I don't know. Maybe a lot.

Speaker: I feel half the league seats play also. I'm just curious. It made me laugh, I don't know. Because I'm sitting here looking at this and

Speaker: in the AFC or the, yeah, the AFC, Kansas, Buffalo, and fucking Jacksonville are the leaders. Buffalo and Cincy, the Chargers, fucking Baltimore have, have, uh, clinched the division and or clinched a playoff spot. Yep. Come on.

Speaker: New England sitting at number three, Miami sitting at number four, Pittsburgh sitting at number five, Jets, Tennessee, and Cleveland are sitting at six, seven, and eight. The Jets still have a chance. Or seven and nine, I'm sorry. The Jets still have a chance. Cleveland. Yeah, Cleveland. Cleveland plays Pittsburgh Sunday.

Speaker: Pittsburgh's eight and eight Cleveland seven and nine. That's gonna be a tough game. The Jets play Miami Sunday, Miami's eight and eight. The Jets are seven and nine. I believe Tennessee is playing right now. Tennessee's playing Jacksonville right now. Tennessee is playing Jacksonville right now. Tennessee's up 10 to nothing.

Speaker: which if Tennessee wins, Jacksonville eight and eight is an AFC leader. Which will put Tennessee South. Tennessee's AFC South. Which will put Tennessee and Jacksonville both at eight and eight. If the Jets beat Miami, that puts Jets and Miami at eight and eight.

Speaker: If Cleveland beats Pittsburgh, that puts Cleveland and Pittsburgh at eight and eight. Yep. It's a madhouse. Cleveland is three and two in the division. Pittsburgh is two and three in the division.

Speaker: The Browns are going to beat Steelers Tennessee. I don't know. Tennessee is going to win. They don't have time to do that. Uh, did you watch the game last Sunday between Washington and Cleveland? No, I saw Tennessee had a Derek Henry. Well, let me, let me, let me, let me hit you something real quick here, Tony D. You don't know the Deshaun Watson that the Cleveland organization was hoping they were going to get when they paid him 240 million goddamn dollars, dollars guaranteed.

Speaker: It was 180 guaranteed, I thought. It was ridiculous and out, guaranteed. I think it was 240. In the last four weeks, last week, that Deshaun Watson showed up. You told me. Now wait till next season. No, and I think that's why I said I'm eating my words twice this season. You said that Monday. I told you Deshaun was going to do it, didn't I? I told you that shit. That wasn't the truth of the quarterback. I'm drafting him.

Speaker: You say you're going to draft you, but if I get the opportunity to pick him before you, I may draft him before you. You will draft before me because you had the worst record than I did. So you probably will. Yeah, but you had the worst record than both of us. Oh, he got no more drafted like a motherfucker. Hallelujah! Baby girl!

Speaker: Baby girl, what's your name? Let me down to my unit. Sorry. I think tomorrow, I think tomorrow will be a good game. I'm putting the game on. I just put it on now. I thought Tannehill was out for the season. So who's quarterbacking for Tennessee?

Speaker: Shit. He's the motherfucking D -O -W -G. Jay Dobbs. Josh Dobbs, Tennessee quarterback. Joshua Dobbs out of Tennessee. Oh, he's good. 6 -3 -2 -16, came out of Tennessee. Oh, okay. Well, he's a...

Speaker: Holdin' time here right now. He was back up in Pittsburgh. What you got, girl? I'm hot. Hey, man. What? What the fuck? We got a podcast to do. What you doing? I'm eating some carrots. Man, my girl made a roast. No, that's my shit on her head. You was trying to show her something, you nasty bastard. No, because she didn't cook for me.

Speaker: Oh my god. How the **** he get the third. He was that bad that they're just going to give him three picks in a row. He wouldn't win. I know you. Yeah. He'll get the first pick. Well, it also depends on how you uh uh you need to listen to me this year and stop being on your **** **** when I try to help you. Yeah. I'm in the I'm going into my fifth **** season as a

Speaker: You think you would listen to me and take my advice and not listen to fucking Game of Thrones Brian? I don't listen to Brian. Brian listen to me. Well, then you don't listen to nobody and you clearly needed help this year. Did I? Is that rhetorical or are you really asking me that question? No, I didn't get all the players that I wanted. I know who I wanted on my team. I don't care about your players. I'm talking about as a lead commissioner.

Speaker: Oh, in your first year, didn't you see? All I want to do is set the draft up properly, and I want to leave the league alone like I did this season. Okay, well. I'm setting the draft up properly. I wish we could set up the draft and do an hour and a half before the time we wanted to do it. Dad, I did not know, which was ridiculous. Well, when you set the draft,

Speaker: It stays, it stays when on the date you pick it and we got to make sure the league's full. Uh, there might be a few things that I will bring up to you to change in the league as far as like scoring goes because the scoring on it, I don't like NFL. Well, I kept this simple. I didn't do all that extra shit. Yeah. I don't, I didn't something, something in it. I don't know if it was done by accident or something.

Speaker: NFL scoring is fucking lucky as shit. I love ESPN, man. ESPN is where it's at. Because everybody uses ESPN. Everybody uses ESPN and Yahoo, that's why. I don't like Yahoo either. But ESPN is... You don't like Yahoo. Why you don't like Yahoo? You can do everything on that motherfucker. I like Yahoo. Sports and stuff like that. That's what I use for... That's what I get all my information and scores and all that shit is from Yahoo.

Speaker: It's the mothership. It's the mothership. Welcome back. The kid's good. Oh, shit. That's fucking prettiest spot, baby. Hey Cam, what's up, bitch? Fighting with my two year old because

Speaker: She won't go to sleep. And my mother, my mother -in -law was laying with her. It was like, all right, time to go. So they got a hotel in life. They stayed last night, but got a hotel tonight. And now my kid's crying because she was laying with her. All you gotta do is hold her. Get some blue juice, man. You hold the baby. I put on noise canceling. I can't hear anything now. I know, but you hold the baby. She's not crying.

Speaker: They wanna be held. Did it drive you nuts? That's all good. People think I spoiled them, so listen, you wanna quiet or not? Yeah. You didn't want an elbow drop to be quiet. Or a whole damn bottle of Nyquil. Or your mother -in -law hit that bitch with an elbow drop.

Speaker: Don't give me no ideas. Shit, I'll do it for you. You already know how I feel. She took the phone earlier and I was like, uh -oh, I hope Glick don't slip up. She took your phone earlier. It was on the counter and I was like, where's my phone? I was looking for it. And she's over there like watching you guys. Oh, I didn't throw a punch. Well, she caught a real good conversation just now. I don't punch her. Don't check that.

Speaker: I mean, I got the okay because I had the conversation with Sam the other night and she totally agreed with me. Yeah. That's my guard there. So there's my, there's my, Sam's my people's. Hey,

Speaker: You should hear me and Sam go back and forth. We start rushing the shit out of each other. I know. You don't even let me tell you like that, babe. You sound like a fucking man. Like you have a bigger dick than me and Cameron combined. But if you've seen our private conversations, you'd be like, wow, these two actually do like each other. I know. Like, hold on.

Speaker: It's like me and Justin, like we talk shit all day and soon as like we're having an actual problem. It's like, go ahead and talk to me, bro. That's because you're a bitch and you're not second level prestige with two gold guns. I'm still up a 49. I haven't had time to get off. I was on there for a little bit.

Speaker: We like to make fun of his brother because his brother has no kids and his wife don't let him do anything other than play video games. When she says he can. When she says he can. And he's got all these accolades on Call of Duty and Cam and I are like, we half -assed players like, oh shit, my gun's gold. How did that happen? And he's got a try -hard and still not even had one gold. Like, damn, bro. Mine accidentally got gold. I was like, oh shit.

Speaker: Like I try, I did try to get my secondary gun gold and it took me all of like four games. So tell me why we have a Halloween decoration up still. Tell me why you sounded like Christopher Walken when you said that. You're like, I can't even do it. Tell me why.

Speaker: I don't know. Why do you have a Christmas decoration? I don't fucking know. And it's on the bar. What is it? It should have been missed. It just says, have a wicked howling. That's a pussy. It's a polite pussy. Tony, Tony's favorite. Keep it up. Keep it up. Black of the bear. That's what it is. It's older to be stupid. Yeah, whatever.

Speaker: you know what i'm talking about now i'm gonna get cancelled what are you gonna get cancelled for talking about black pussies really no motherfucker's gonna learn one god damn big boy you gonna fucking learn that we are we are

Speaker: If we were going to be canceled, we would have been canceled a long ass time ago. Episode two. Episode one. Jeff fucking talking to himself for 47 goddamn minutes. Dude, I jump around like a couple of days ago at work. I tried to listen like episode 12. I was like 10 minutes in. I was like, I can't do this.

Speaker: because slowly it progresses and gets better. The show gets better. I mean, the show, obviously, we were still baby stepping our ways. Yeah, I always tell people, don't start an episode one. Even in all honesty, we're at 211, and I feel like Monday's episode will be better than tonight. You know, staying getting better. Wednesday's episode is going to be awesome.

Speaker: That's gonna be the 11th, it's Wednesday night. Yeah. Tony, did you get my message? I'm gonna tell Jeff just to take the night off. For the first hour and then take the night off, Jeff. Bring me up to be in place of Jeff. Who did that? No, I mean, you don't have to. This will be up here anyway. Put a face with a name so he knows that he's been talking to for the last three days. I've been trying to get Cam more comfortable being on camera.

Speaker: and coming in here. I'm trying to tell him to be comfortable with him. I mean, I did keep him locked in the cage from the time he was 13 until he was 18. Caged and chloroformed. Hey, boy. Bullshit, boy. You got a pretty mouth. How old are you? I'm 13.

Speaker: This smell like fucking chloroform to you dirty little whore. Oh my god. I gotta, I gotta say that that, that shit at, uh, at, uh, when we was at wrestling and we finally met for the first time, it was just because you heard my voice. Yeah. You're like, Hey little boy. And I'm like, Oh, shit. I know who that is.

Speaker: Daddy Glick's here. Gotta be uncomfortable, Tony D. I know later I'll rub your nipples to this Tony D. How many bodies does Tony D have in his basement? I don't have a basement. Next question. Neither did Ed Gein. Not Ed Gein, but John Wayne Gacy.

Speaker: But he got bodies under the house. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, Tony D. Time to wrap up the show, because you want that gay shit. There's not a whole lot. You want that gay shit.

Speaker: I ain't on that gay shit. I'm on the serial killer shit. Don't win gay seat. Well, okay. Don't win gay seat. Thank you. Shit. He was kind of gay, but Tony's like, all right, you've been drinking too much. Cut off. Tony should have drank a lot more tonight. I don't need to. So he started tonight and was like, let's go click on here two beers later, wrap it up.

Speaker: Oh, I told the stuff. Well, there was a lot of there was a lot of pre -show shenanigans. I was like, I'd like to know where the extra show shenanigans are going to take place because I'll pop in and be like, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. What are these cool? Double fuck you. Where's the after party at?

Speaker: I'll be in there in time. I got some shit over there. I need to handle over there. You go to bed with your kids. You ain't in it. Don't be a part of this. Don't be a part. Don't even, don't even get involved. It's dumb shit that in all honesty should have been squashed months ago, but the people that are involved are children and they're probably watching us right now. Y 'all are in it. I'm in it. Let's go.

Speaker: Yeah. I got a lot of shit going on in me, which is why I'm trying to calm myself down. That's why my temper so fucking short. I just wasn't really talking about it. And I'm going to admit that you got to find that has been

Speaker: mentally and emotionally awkward for me. The past two months have been a lot edgewise, due wise, past few years.

Speaker: And my shit's coming to a head as much as I'm trying to regroup myself. So that's why I'm trying to check myself. I was really hot when I came on the episode. I had to like, and I saw myself. And that's why we were a half hour late, in all honesty. That's why we were a half hour late, because we wanted to give Tony, and that's, you know, I'm gonna go ahead, and you know what? I'm gonna go ahead and say this, and fuck it if it hurts people's feelings. And if people have to feel all sorts of ways about this. We came on a half hour late, because

Speaker: I'm gonna go ahead and say it as it is. Fuck Jeff, but I am Tony's friend. And had we started the show at six o 'clock, it wouldn't have been good. So in Tony's, in my opinion, the best thing I could have done for Tony was to start to show a half hour late and give us a little pre -show shenanigans and fuckery and let Tony deal with what he had to deal with rather than starting the show at six o 'clock.

Speaker: because I am Tony's friend. And I consider Tony one of my good friends. So I was doing what was best, what I felt was in your best interest. If I'm wrong, I apologize. But - Because I've come with him prior before and it got worse than what it should have. Yeah. And I wasn't gonna start the show. I've come in as motherfucker wide and ready.

Speaker: even when I do my own thing. And I wasn't gonna start to show when I knew that you were dealing with shit until we was all in the right mindset. And more you than anything else. Yeah, I was in Rome, I said, my fight is controlling myself.

Speaker: that last shit I pulled up to that y 'all saw when I was like, the things I go through to control myself. I was like, I've had a couple of people be like, are you fucking kidding me? I didn't understand anything. I didn't even like to see it. I didn't even like to see it. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? I mean, not even on like any of the places that we're at. People be like, are you kidding me? I said, let me tell y 'all something. When I got mad, how long did it take? And it was like, yeah, but when you get mad, you get mad as if you got damn right, because I tried not to get mad in the first fucking place.

Speaker: No, I seen that. I didn't have to say anything. I didn't even have to like it. I just was like, yep. I understand. As much as I believe in doing that shit, here's the problem. People are taking advantage of you once you're pissed and people swear up and down me. And I'm going to go ahead and say this shit too. I'm going to fuck. Now it's my turn. I try not to do this. I'm going to get him. Get him. Get him. Motherfuckers like seeing a black man get mad and swear up and down. He needs to calm down. But if you stop fucking with us in the first place, it won't be a goddamn issue. I'm going to send that out to the fucking world. I see it on TV shows all the time.

Speaker: The last thing you wanna be is a mad black man in court, but then you're gonna lose your case, which is fucked up because y 'all do shit to piss us off when the first got that place. I had this conversation two years ago. I don't know what I meant for things. I'm gonna just go ahead and let motherfuckers know.

Speaker: What do motherfuckers know? The more you fuck with a motherfucker, the madder he gonna get. So when he finally does blow up, don't blame him for calming down when he was trying to ask in the first place. And I'm gonna go ahead and push him beyond that envelope. That goes for anybody walking the guys' green earth. If you push their ass and they blow up on you, you fucking deserve it. Because you shouldn't walk around them. Why are you gonna get fucked up? That's why I don't antagonize people.

Speaker: F -A -F -O. I don't intend for on purpose. Fuck around, find out. If it piss me bad, if it piss me off bad enough, then I'll fucking do it. But as a mature adult, you ain't supposed to. And some of you immature internet motherfuckers like doing insane shit. And I've told everybody up in here, hell, every time when I was doing it, I already know that's why I got to see what I'm looking at. I can tell you what I'm looking at.

Speaker: Some of y 'all like fuck with people. Y 'all wanna see them over edge and then you celebrate this shit. Stephen A. Smith talked about this a few years ago and I listened to his radio show. He was at a basketball. He was a radio show or something. They're just saying, they're just saying Tony. He jumped up and went off of them and they were like, yes, we got him. As he said, that's when he realized people try to piss you off on purpose or they have something to talk about. I never forgot when Stephen A. Smith told that. All the hell y 'all give Stephen A. Smith now, you wasn't listening to his ass seven years ago.

Speaker: I like Stephen A. Smith. Stephen A. was dropping knowledge back in the day. Where he's at now is because he's got his money. He did all the work. He's tired of the bullshit. He's going to be himself and he's chasing them dollars. I got it. And Stephen A. says he was reporting for the 76ers. And at the end of the day, right before I stepped away, it's not a black thing or a white thing.

Speaker: I got to say it from my aspect based on what I go through. No, I understand. I understand. You know, trust me. I got to cut you off. That's actually been proven what I said. No, you may not have seen it, but people will tell you I've been a couple of times in my life. I've talked to people. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. David said, yes, it's true. Yeah, I'm not going to say it's, I'm not going to say it's,

Speaker: Not true or true. Coach, you're trying to lock us the fuck up. That's right. Because I've lived it personally. Y 'all better be glad I injured that crown tonight. You should have got that crown tonight. You should have got that crown tonight, man. It's Saturday night. Tonight's the night to do it. Hey. Tonight? I think my man Elton John said Saturday night's all right for fighting. Sir, Elton John.

Speaker: Go ahead. It ain't too late. Go ahead. We'll get that crowd. We'll get that crowd. It's not a matter of making a black man angry or a white man angry.

Speaker: sometimes, and it's not even a man or what, sometimes people in this particular situation that we are discussing, right here and there, because I don't just put it on the internet, people do things, it ain't gonna lie. It was ridiculous on Periscope. I saw it. It was ridiculous on Periscope. It was ridiculous on Periscope. It was. It was depending upon the circle you hung out with.

Speaker: It was ridiculous on Periscope depending upon the circle you were in or the circle of people you involved yourself with on Haps. It was absolute fucking anarchy and craziness because all those shit holes that were on and shit bags and scumbags that were on Periscope found themselves a spot where they could all come together as one giant shit fucking bag and be shit bags to an entire app.

Speaker: but they could come together as one, like their fucking Voltron, Tony D, like their fucking, like there's a fucking GoBots, Tony D. I know some of what you're saying, I know some of what you're saying, I know some of which. But there was people, there was people like you and I,

Speaker: and Ted and Smoke and OG. Ted kept me level. And guys like us, who was in there, Ted kept me level. Ted, Ed, and I ain't going to lie, Bathurst was even trying to keep me level. Even though he was local people. Bathurst was doing his, Bathurst, he said Tony.

Speaker: I said, you said Tony, you're gonna chill. You got, listen. Barethos, you're trying to be a Barethos man, take it easy, take it easy. I was like. Unfortunately, the shitbags that were able to come together as one outnumbered and outweighed us. Yeah, I mean that kind of, yeah. Y 'all outweighed us, you fat motherfuckers.

Speaker: You know what I mean? Ted and Bathurst and Ed did their best trying to keep me. And I ain't even going to lie. Not no motherfucker don't like her. Lady was another one to try to keep me straight. Motherfuckers don't even know.

Speaker: Lenny wasn't, yes, she was. Lenny was like, if you're gonna be, you know what? Nah, you say, I know what you're saying. I'm gonna go ahead and let you know. I feel like you have a personal experience. Lenny was always like, shh, take it easy. Lenny was not. I can only, I can only, I'm not gonna say anything outside of personal experience. Yeah, yeah, you can, and I'm telling you mine too, straight up. I'm telling you mine. She would try to keep you going. No, my personal, yeah, I can only speak off my personal experience. Because again, that was one of those,

Speaker: I walked away from a lot of situations. She was one of the ones trying to keep me straight. There were people who didn't like each other that would come together to calm me down when I would lose my fucking skill. I walked away from a lot of situations, but those situations still linger. Y 'all still watching. That night James came in and said this shit. Go eat a potato, you fat bitch. I was crazy for it. And the reason why I was crazy was because that shit hurt. You know how tight me and James was.

Speaker: You know how tight me and James was. You know how tight me and James, that shit pissed me off. James and I were pretty tight too. And I didn't even do anything. I stayed out of the whole goddamn situation. All of a sudden he was mad at me and I'm like, I mean, I stuck up for you for a minute and - I stuck up for him and got called out on YouTube and then he gonna turn around and do this shit. I went ballistic.

Speaker: I know I stuck up for you holistic. Yeah, I stuck up for him for a hot minute because I knew the fucking truth. You, you, you, you lead a horse to water. What's that horse going to do? It's going to drink. You can't make them drink, but if you, I ain't going to lie. I got trust issues.

Speaker: But when you intentionally lead somebody down a road and make them think one thing, but in your head, as you're leading them down, it's a complete fucking setup. Well, unfortunately, James fell victim to the predator because he was the prey.

Speaker: So, do some research. Things. Misleading, misdirecting. Watch what this hand is doing. While this hand is doing something else. Listen everybody. Chris Angel, how you doing? I'm just saying.

Speaker: Don't look at that. What's up, Cameron? How long is the show going to be going? Until I end the fucking show. I'm fucking going. I'm done, right? What's going on with you, Cameron? What's going on in your life, man? What's going on in your world? What's going on in your world? Which I'm not complaining. I'm glad I'm making money, but tomorrow starts seven days in a row working. Well, I mean,

Speaker: I mean, when are you going to start making your millions of dollars, Cameron? Never said I was. I'm not a liar. I'm only working this week. I'm working Sunday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday. I don't typically do seven days in a row. I got a guy coming down from Charlotte and he's training me on some new standards and stuff. And then I have to go there and take a test and then I'll be certified.

Speaker: But I thought you're quitting that job and going to work with another company. I'm not quitting. It might take a year before you get your first paycheck, but you're going to make money. My homeboy told me that he was like, well, you're not exactly going to get paid. And I'm like.

Speaker: Why would I work if I'm not getting paid again? Yeah, I got to say in all honesty. Tony's trying not to laugh. I got to say in all honesty, in all seriousness, I'm very proud of you, Cameron. I'm trying, man. I'm way out of my comfort zone. Like, I'm doing shit I've never thought I would do. But I'm doing it, and I'm doing it. I'm damn good at it already. Everybody tell me what you're doing.

Speaker: I mean, you can't just because you're comfortable and content, you can't stay there if it's not good for your family or if it's not good for you. You know, um, so I, you know, I know this is something that you like that. Fuck you. And I talked about the job that you're in now years ago, and I'm glad that you finally, uh,

Speaker: you know, finally, I don't know. I don't even know how I just, I just, you just, you got the courage up and you got the courage up and you, and you finally took a chance. You took a chance, man. And I'm proud of you because it seems like, you know, for in all honesty and, and you know what you told me and, and, and what you just said now, I mean, it sounds like you're fucking killing it. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm doing good. You know, like any other job, I'm having issues like people like, Oh, they don't listen to me. But

Speaker: I'm just, uh, I'm holding everybody accountable and I've warned everybody multiple times because my job is I oversee the safety procedures for the whole district, not even a store. I oversee 12 different stores. So, I mean, if they don't want to listen to me, then I'm going to just start getting them to sign off the standard and then I can submit it to my boss and he can do how he wants or I can write them up.

Speaker: I don't want to be that guy. I'm not trying to power trip. I give everybody fair enough. It's not a, it's not a power trip thing. I mean, like Tony D you work, you work on it. You're an aircraft mechanic, right? And we don't have to put out where Tony D worse or anything like that. But Tony's an aircraft mechanic. He's been doing it for a minute. Like

Speaker: year this job 11 and a half years 11 and a half years so if a guy's in there who's only been there a year at the end of the day as far as seniority longevity tony should be you know if that guy fucks up tony should be the dude that comes in and says hey you you fuck this up let's correct it

Speaker: You know, it's not a power trip thing. I'll try to kiss them before they fuck up. It's not a power. I'm the same way because I don't want to wait until I'm in the middle of a standard audit and I'm like, hey, guys, why is this this way? So I do store walks every day. I divide my stores up. That way I can talk to everybody instead of writing it down when it actually counts. I can't. Well, that's what I said. It's not a power trip. Don't ever think of it as a power trip or being a dick. You're doing your job, man. It's like, you know, right now, you know,

Speaker: My job, my current job, a lot of my work is done by contractors, but I got to hold my contractors accountable. And my contractors know, like my main guys from each company, they know we can, they can come in.

Speaker: Even if it's just a monthly, a monthly PM, preventative maintenance service, they can come in. We're going to hang out. We're going to laugh. We're going to joke. We're going to, how's your kids doing blah, blah, blah. We're going to, Hey, how's the tattoos coming along? Let me see their most recent work. You know, yada, yada, yada. But when it comes down to, you know, like my electricians.

Speaker: Uh, they're doing a build out in my new building. The foreman for their job has told everybody on that floor, not even electricians, drywall guys, paint guys, glass installers, whatever. Hey, this is Glick. Don't piss him off. He's a good dude. He's happy. He's going to come up here. He's going to bust our balls. He's going to talk to us, but don't make his day harder than it has to be.

Speaker: No, don't make anybody's name harder than it has to be. And they're like, oh, cool. And they know, like I go up every day and I, and I, and I, every, every day I go up and I see my contractors, I say, hi, I bullshit with them. I joke around with them. You know, as long as they're doing their job and they're not making my life harder than it needs to be, everything's calm, cool, and kosher. Or if I call a contractor because I need something, or if they come in to do, you know, the PMs or whatever they're doing.

Speaker: It's not a matter of busting balls and don't ever look at it like you're busting. People quote unquote, I mean, quote unquote that are below you, you're busting their balls because if they fuck up at the end of the day, man, and Tony can attest to this, if they fuck up, it's going to look bad on you. Correct. And I've told a couple of people that my, Hey man, I got kids to feed, you know,

Speaker: Yeah, I can oversee some things, but I can't oversee everything. You know, I can't let everything fly. Well, you can't, I mean, things that aren't going to hurt you. I mean, like, oh yeah, there's, I'm off the floor and I forgot to put a wet floor sign down. Right. You know, and that's not even funny, even if that's a real thing or not. It kind of is. That's not what I look for, but I get what you're saying.

Speaker: Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, oh, okay, I understand you'm off the floor. You forgot to put the wet floor to sign down. As I came through, you know, on a Wednesday, that's your normal day. Like I said, I don't know your job, so I'm just spitballing and throwing shit at the wall, you know, at the end of the day. You can kind of overlook that, but there's like a major safety concern that's been going on. And you're like, hey guys, fix this.

Speaker: and they don't fix it. And then the people who are above you come in and they're like, Hey, what the fuck's going on? And they're like, Oh, that's the issue I'm in right now. Um, because it's been like that for three months. Yeah. Don't want to get that bad. I've been, um, I've been having issues with guys like not putting the knives into proper storage areas. And it's not even a company rule. You know, I don't want to throw out exactly where I work, but it's not even my company rule.

Speaker: but it's food safety. I know what you do, but I don't know where you work at. You, I mean, I'm not ashamed to say it. They're not everywhere, but Harris. No, no way. Don't be ever be ashamed of your job, but I don't want you to put it out there. I think I do know, but I always feel like it's like, I always think target. I know that's not where you work. There's one at West Ashley. So you've probably been there. It's like literally a mile from your house. I drive past where you lived every day.

Speaker: Was it over? Hold on a second. It's on Sam Rittenberg. Fuck that. I'm trying to remember where the hell Sam Rittenberg is. Like right past the Citadel Mall. It's across from Total Wine. Oh, yeah. You probably had commercial. Yeah, right. We started with Mars and Noble.

Speaker: Yep. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. That's, that's, that's what that's my main one. And then my other one is the one on a bacon bridge, but I, I oversee all the ones in the district for North Carolina, South Carolina and Georgia and some of the ones in Florida. Nice. You could just go to North. Yeah. I mean, I went to Raleigh, you know, for the four days and then my boss usually goes to Florida or Georgia, but if,

Speaker: he can't go and something happens, then he'll just call me and I'll go. And I'll get mileage in a hotel and shit. Yeah, absolutely. But like I said, man, at the end of the day, I mean, you got to do your job. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I don't know if anybody else has said it, but I'm gonna tell you all the time because I know I've told you multiple times. I'm proud of you, man. I'm trying, bro.

Speaker: I'm, I'm extremely proud of you and that probably doesn't mean anything, but I just, you know, I'm just, I'm human. Like anybody else, you know, I get times, you know, times early and sometimes, and yeah, I tell everybody, you're like, you're not going good enough, but you know what, dude, I feel like that every day as a dad, as a dad, I feel like, you know, I'm blessed to have what I have and I,

Speaker: You know, I know it seems like sometimes I'm bragging, but it's, you know me at the end of the day, you know how sensitive I am. I'm never bragging. I'm humble. It's just, I'm happy. I'm happy to have what I have because I never thought I would have what I have. You know what I mean? Because I earned it and Sam earned it. And I know I was born with, you know, a gold fucking spoon in my hand, but I didn't know that I would be able to get these good things from my heart.

Speaker: You get what I'm saying, though. If you had a family that took care of you, what am I mad for? No, like I said, I've known, Cam, I've known you, what, since you were 14, 15? Yeah, my parents were great, man. My parents, even now, I mean, I'm going through a little bit of bank trouble right now. My dad helps me all the time, man. He tells me, as long as you bust your ass, I know you're doing everything you can.

Speaker: You know, if you need me, I'm here, but never fall off and act like you're too good or, you know, you're going to be lazy because then you're going to just sit there and struggle. That's why I don't do that. Cam does have awesome parents, even though his dad is Nickelback. I was joking on about that last night. I told him you said he looked like a mixture of, um,

Speaker: Chad Kroger and Chris Daughtry, he almost died laughing. You know how much, you know how fun it was that night at your bachelor party, the first time I met your dad and get to actually hang out with your dad and drink with your dad. I was like, dude, it was awesome. And I mean, the grand, and he's like 75 and still thinks he's 23 and it's 1992, but weird mixture, weird mixture. Yeah, but his dad's awesome.

Speaker: Cameron, look at this brown paper bag. I took a big old shit and told you it was a cookie. Oh my God, that was a good one, dude. Look at this fold of rail every time I do a mace, my life. I'm surprised you even remembered that night.

Speaker: The Chick -fil -A cookie. He's like, hey, boy, I got you a cookie. Like, did you shit on it? I shit in this brown bag and I told you it's a cookie, boy. His dad doesn't even sound like that either. His dad's all like five foot two. He's five eight. Everybody's five two compared to me. He's not Jeff. Oh, I'm going to call it a night cause.

Speaker: Well, I'm not. Hey, old man. Stay up. I got another couple beers to drink. The only man I know that had to stay away because he has beers that are not open. I could go on, I could go on TikTok and hurt feelings. Hey, baby, you want to go hurt some feelings on TikTok? Hey, baby.

Speaker: Cam, enjoy yourself, good seeing you. All right, man, you too. Hold it down. Who should be in? Go chill and watch a movie. I probably won't be here Monday, but I'm going to try to be here Wednesday if y 'all let me. Yeah. No, I absolutely want you to hear Wednesday night. 100%, I want you to come in Wednesday night. Yeah. But I know what's going on, man. I wish you would have been here. I'm trying to get my schedule back so I can work day shift and not be all crazy.

Speaker: Like I said, I'm a little more comfortable now. So back then, I couldn't have done that. Yeah, you're definitely, and that's what I told you. I told you, how many times have I told you that when we're playing Call of Duty? I got to get you comfortable on camera and comfortable talking, especially when we pause and we're like, Cameron, and then you just go. Yeah.

Speaker: I just feel bad. I just feel bad. I can't come on even more, but I mean, you know how small my kids are sometimes. It's hit and miss, bro. Take care of home. But times like now, it's easy, because seriously. That's not cool. Take care of home. I'm going to get up. Y 'all take care. I'm going to do a fucking note. Cam, take care of yourself. Everybody out there. Mother had you. What did you say, Clint? Don't fuck you. I'm out of here. I hit the wrong button, Tony. I won't. What'd you say? What'd you say to me, Tony D?

Speaker: I see it behave yourself. Nah, no. Exactly. Love you, Tony D. I love that dude. I think a trip down to Georgia is in order. Fuck me, you dirty whore. You damaged my village.

Speaker: But no, no, I absolutely want you to come up here Wednesday night, man. I think I think I'd be cool. I mean, you landed. I wish you could have come up here when we had Brandon on. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ.

Speaker: Yeah, I told him, um, like I said, we were talking for like three days once he finally messaged me, but he said he had some family stuff going on Monday. I gave him a list for like two months. He was like, shoot, I want to go ahead and get it done. I'm like, all right, cool. Yeah. I mean, if he's, I told him Monday or Wednesday, and he said Monday, he wouldn't be available until like that night. Cause he's on specific time. He lives in California. So it's going to be like four o 'clock his time, Wednesday night.

Speaker: Right, right. And he said he can come on around seven Wednesday, which is cool. Because I told him the show runs from like six to nine, but you only need a fucking hour, give or take. That's what I told him. He can come on here and he can hang out as long as he wants. Right. But I'm just saying, like, I don't want him to feel like, you know. Yeah, that was the whole thing. Yeah, I mean, that was the cool thing. And yeah, we're going a little over right now. We're going to go over. We're an OT on the podcast tonight, guys. We had, uh,

Speaker: We're talking, okay, for those of you guys who don't know, I should have done this proper introduction earlier. We got Killer Cam in here, AKA Cam. That's my boy, that's my little brother. That's my baby brother. Chuck Town lay you down, and SNS in the building, baby, baby. Cam does a lot of work behind the scenes with promoting the show, helping me promote the show, helping me share the show, inviting people, this, that, and the other thing.

Speaker: He, one of our guests that we had, Mr. Brandon first played for the Clemson Tigers. He was a tight end. He played with Deshaun Watson and was it Andre Ellington? Hopkins, Watkins, Allen. Yeah, the hop, you know, was drafted by the New England Patriots, unfortunately.

Speaker: was cut before the season started, but we're still doing big things in the Charleston area. And he came on the show. He said he had a half hour, wound up spending a little over an hour with us and hanging out and having a good time. And I do want to get him back on here because he was a lot of fun and he was a good dude.

Speaker: Cameron has lined us up with another former NFL player. Hey, what's going on? To be determined who? To be determined who. I'm not going to tell you guys who it is. I'm going to let the guys know, and then I'll make the announcement Monday night, maybe Tuesday night on social media. Reach out to him and ask him to hit us up on our social media so we can follow him back. That way I can tag him in the announcement.

Speaker: Um, but, uh, he's been a, he had a pretty good career in the NFL. Um, total shot in the dark, bro. Total shot in the dark. I do this all the time. I message people. I never know how many times have I told you, how many times have I told you just fucking take your shot? Unfortunately, between everything else I got going on, I don't have a lot of time. You know, so if you find the time to,

Speaker: You're like our executive producer, man. And that's one of the jobs of an executive producer is to line up interviews and stuff like that. So I'm excited. I'm excited for this because I knew this guy. As soon as you sent me his name, I was like, I know him.

Speaker: Because I know who he played with like I know the team that he was on and I know who was on that team when he was there So I got questions because it's gonna be it's gonna be I will tell you guys this it's gonna be a football show Wednesday night is gonna be a football show Right. I I forgot some of the guys he played with I was actually looking earlier. I'm like, holy shit like Hall of Famer

Speaker: You know what I'm talking about. I forgot he even played with them later. I wish I still had that jersey too, because I would wear it. I was like, what? I was one of my jerseys I lost over the years. But no, it's cool. And that's what I told you, man. I said, don't be afraid to take a shot in the dark, because you never know.

Speaker: more like that random ass little country band that you know I was like hey can y 'all can we play your music on podcast and they're like sure yeah like I mean I didn't know and I haven't had anybody tell me no but I've had more people just ignore me than anything keep talking I'm gonna put you on the spot but anyway I don't want any dead air so Chris is a fried chicken

Speaker: Let's see what's going on. Jeff's already headed out. Tony's already gone. How you doing, Pops? Anybody still in here? Leave some comments, man. Let's get a conversation going.

Speaker: All right, I was going to be interviewing Peyton Manning. Oh, Yeah. Everything's going good, man. Tomorrow's my son's first birthday. So had his party today.

Speaker: My little guy. Maybe Glick will hurry up. Hello, Miss Joe. How are you doing?

Speaker: Thank you, thank you. All right, Glenn. Man, you got some more. Oh, no, I have been talking. I've been talking with your dad and mom. I thought you were pissing.

Speaker: Yes, Nikki is there. I just don't know why he's putting me on the spot. Can't talk to myself. This guy just taking his time.

Speaker: I've been talking with your dad. Holy shit. Pops is actually like, Hey, mama Joe. Well, I told him, I was like, Hey, let's make a conversation pops. I showed him, I showed him pictures of Lincoln. Oh, Lincoln's. Yeah. Lincoln's birthday. See, I wasn't trying to have too much data. My nephew turns one. Yep. 47. I don't know. What does he go to be 47 this year? He's a big boy.

Speaker: Yes, my girlfriend is here Have they met her yet Joe did The kids have the kids freaking lover Well, so do you have the kids today? No, I don't have the kids on the weekends anymore. I have the kids Monday through Friday. I didn't know that I

Speaker: Dude, I have the kids Monday through Friday now. It's been like that for, I think we're coming up on three months now. Full -time single dad, doing the single dad thing. I mean, I ain't trying to go in your business, but did y 'all do everything official? Nothing's been official. Just kind of changed the agreement, I guess. Just had a conversation.

Speaker: came to terms. I got you. I mean, honestly, I guess that's why I didn't buy, but that's why I moved into this townhouse was because we have more room. Oh my God, dude. I fucking love this place, man. Like it's, I mean, it's why not pop? Why are you not allowed?

Speaker: Yeah. Why are you not allowed to meet her? That's a good question. Maybe fucking show your stupid ass up. I don't know. He can drive everywhere else. So I can't, he drives there, right? Right. Like, you know, it's like, like he doesn't know where the fuck I live. I mean, he only came over and fucking sat around and watched me move shit for a day and a half.

Speaker: He literally came over that Thursday night that I got, um, or that as a Friday, I think it was Friday that I got, I saw my lease and got my keys and everything like that. And he, and he came over and just let me use his truck. He didn't really do anything else. So I like, I moved all the boxes. I, I moved all the little shit and everything like that over here. So Saturday, it was basically just a big shit. Um, so you know where I live.

Speaker: I think you'll be living here soon, in all honesty. Probably, yeah. I'd say two months max. Daniel, I didn't know that. Yeah, she... That moved fast? Yes, and we've had that conversation about how fast everything has gone and everything has moved.

Speaker: You know, a lot of people make fun of me and, and, and, and, and take shots and this, that, and the other thing. When I say about matching energy or having the same energy or, or this side or the other thing. And, um, she does. And.

Speaker: You know, it's nice that, you know, it's one thing for somebody to have somebody who supports like the podcast, for instance, but supports you for who you are. And with her, I'm allowed to be who I am. Like, I'm not allowed to be, but I can be who I am. I'm a big personality. I am loud. I'm obnoxious. I like to drink.

Speaker: Um, I like to have fun and she loves that about me. So, you know, yeah, she's dressed. If you come over here, you better fucking bring beer. Prick.

Speaker: just letting you know. So I mean like we went out last Friday night and I met a couple of her friends and we went bowling and they had their kids there and I was just being me and her friends like me and I got the kids involved and we were having fun. I was having fun with the kids and then we went out after we got done bowling and we went to one of her regular bowlers and I was being me and having fun and everybody there liked me and

Speaker: You know, it was a fun time. So, but at the same time, we can hang out at the house all day and not get dressed. Well, you know, get dressed, but being comfy clothes or whatever, be just lazy bums and not do anything all day long and still just have as much fun. Watch TV together or whatever. So, okay. Well, you can bring me beer and you can bring whatever the hell you want to drink.

Speaker: like you don't know how this works. She prefers Bud Light, so I would recommend a 12 pack, 16 ounce bottle of Bud Light. But yeah, we're both dressed. So come on over, Sam Elliott. Yeah, the first damn thing she said.

Speaker: They all see my pops with this picture right there. That motherfucker looked like Sam Elliott. He's not as cool as Sam Elliott, but Cam's like, who the fuck is Sam Elliott? Yeah, your pops is Nickelback. My pops is Sam Elliott. Neither one of our pops is as cool as either one of their names.

Speaker: But no, it's, I know everything's going kind of fast and moving kind of, it's kind of crazy, but I don't know. Dare I, dare I say, but yeah, you know what, fuck it. Dare I say this is the one, she's the one, like 100%, no doubt in my mind.

Speaker: She has the same goals, the same interests. Apparently, 12 pack Bud Light 16 ounce aluminum bottles. I mean, on our way. Are you guys hanging out together again? But kind of like, I mean, kind of like you knew with Sam, Cameron. Really? Really? You don't like Sam, do you? You want to break up with Sam?

Speaker: What? You wish you would have pulled out, don't you? I'm gonna text, I'm gonna text Sam right now. What? What? I'm texting Sam right now. I never said that. I'm not sure what's Sam doing. What is she doing? She's asleep. Don't say that, dude. We got too much going on. Oh shit, there's a birthday party pictures. Look at, look at the little man.

Speaker: God, I got to get down there. We got to get down there so I can see. I have not got to see Lincoln or Kennedy. Look at it. Look how big Gracie is. Gracie would be seven in like two weeks. Look how big Gracie is. Right. I know. Oh, your kids are going to make me cry. Look at that.

Speaker: Aww. Wow. Sam, wake up. She got work tomorrow? No. Bro, she's all night. She's not asleep. She's online. She's talking to Jerome and Tyrone. Problem.

Speaker: Damn, you said that with such defeat, like Jeff, when we talk about Juan or Pierre. He's like, yep. No, I'm just kidding. You're a damn fool if you don't think that woman loves you, Cameron. Oh, I know she is. I don't say that in a beat hockey bit.

Speaker: Yeah, I know. Really? Why would you be cocky? I literally just said, you're a goddamn fool if you don't think that woman loves you. I know she does. I don't know if she shows you. It's not like her and I talk all the time. But we've had a couple conversations, Facebook, Messenger, and stuff like that. As much as we give each other shit,

Speaker: We do like each other. Who is that? Who are you looking at? Who is that? No, I heard a car. It was loud. I heard it over my earbuds. Shit. How's things going with your neighbors? Good. We kind of talk as we pass and go now. It's cool. It's because I told them. Keep fucking around with camera. You sent them a letter in the mail. Yeah. Hey, buddy. Fuck off.

Speaker: wasn't here, you silly son of a bitch. I don't know. You don't know me, but I know you keep fucking with my little baby brother. I'm going to come down here and I'm going to rape your village and pillage your wife. He's like, I don't know what the fuck that means, but I don't know. I'm going to be all in your parking spot. Her parents were in their spot in the last two days. I bet they were freaking out again.

Speaker: Probably you know what it is what it is but All right, Cameron, I feel like I'm gonna go and wrap this show up. All right But dude anytime you're anytime you want to come up here and I love that you're getting more comfortable and

Speaker: I love that you're, you know, interacting and chit -chatting some more. Yeah, I just, I don't have it yet. Oh, I mean, Mondays, Mondays, you can come up here, but definitely, I definitely want you to hear Wednesday night, man. All right. Yeah, I'll make a purpose. I might not be up here the whole time, but I'll make sure. Yeah, no, but I definitely want you to hear Wednesday night. I'm going to add you into the repertoire, repertoire invites I automatically send out every show.

Speaker: We're gonna play a little music, prep the show up. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. We, you know, it was, it was Saturday night and we do what we do on Saturday nights. So, Cam, during this song, what I need you to do is like come up with a, you know, your clothes. Don't put me on your spot.

Speaker: your closure, your goodbye, like, what are you going to say? Like, you know, you know, what Tony says, you know, what Jeff says, you know, yeah, well, just think of something. Just think of something. I'm putting you on the spot, man. I'm putting you on the spot. Cause you know, that's what I do. I'm going to make people feel uncomfortable so that they feel comfortable. And I'm going to close the Saturday night show, not with black top mojo, not with wicked woman, but

Speaker: with the Johnson brothers, because I think collectively as a show, we all really fucking love this fucking song. And Lord knows I do, and shout out. Every time Tony's like, I like that song. Yeah, Tony likes that song. That's Southern rock all day long. That's Southern rock country music, man. And Tony likes it. And I do totally plan on having more music by the Johnson brothers, AKA Chris Stapleton, by Monday,

Speaker: and Wednesday because they are really good and I've listened to a lot of their music. I've actually been listening to their music a lot since you told me about this song. And when you told me about this song,

Speaker: And you're like, don't look a bullied singer. And I listened to the song. I don't have to look it up. It's goddamn Chris Stapleton. Everybody knows that goddamn voice. So I'm going to end the show Saturday night instead of Blacktop Mojo, Wicked Woman, like we've done for the last year and a half. I'm going to end it with Johnson brothers on the run, shag them out or check out Chris Stapleton, whatever you need. In the meantime, Cameron, you have five minutes, six seconds to come up with a closure.

Speaker: And if there's anything to do with Clemson, when I do come down to Charleston, I'm going to kick you in the dick. Hail Trump. Shall I show my flag again? Let's not show any flags. Anywho, enjoy a little Johnson Brothers. Check them out on YouTube at Johnson Brothers.

Speaker: we will see you guys Monday night. Hold on a second and play that.

Speaker: The wind is blowing cold and dark On the road to no way out It changed all the things I've done On the run

Speaker: I don't get much sleep Broken house of smoke

Speaker: Ah, yes, ah, yes, ah, yes, ah. Who doesn't love that song, man? That's a killer fucking song right there, ladies and gentlemen. The Jobson Brothers, it's old. There was a band Chris Stapleton was in before he got huge. Huge. With that being said,

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Speaker: through and invite people, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Why did you go? Shut up. Look at me. And don't forget to turn on your notifications so you know what we do when we do how we do AA.

Speaker: Well, sexy and shit are really beside me. Anywho, and the words of Jeffrey. This is. My man, the big dog, AKA a homeschool, Mike would say. Oh, like I can never get over that one. I still remember that. My brother.

Speaker: from another mother, the man who is responsible for your boy donning the most, the most beautiful championship belt of all time. The one and only smoking scar. Only two men have held this belt appropriately. And that was one Mr. Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Speaker: And then your boy, Glick. Glick 316 said, so I'm, I'm, I'm delaying and I'm giving you more time to think of your clothes. I'm going to get a rain check. No, I'm not going to get a rain check. You're going to fucking spout something off the top of your fucking head. Like I got one for tonight, but I don't want it. My permanent one. It's the basic. It's my man, my brother from another mother smoke.

Speaker: He would tell y 'all bitches to put that in your pipe and smoke it. The one and only Tony D, often duplicated, never replicated, would tell ya, mother had ya, mother made ya, mother fuck ya. And Cameron, kill a cam.

Speaker: What do you have to say for the people before we leave the show tonight? Shut down, lay it down. This motherfucker. All day, baby. That's my go -to. In the words of the host, your man, the goat, the phenomenal one.

Speaker: The one your mama's trying to warn me about. Yours truly. I'll tell y 'all silly sumbitches, be good. Or be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers. There ain't no button. Yeah, shut up. I ain't sure I hear you. Goodbye, motherfuckers.

Speaker: We'll see you Monday night. Same nonsensical time. Same nonsensical channel. And that shit. And that shit.