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BONUS! Ep. #272: “It’s President ‘CRAZY JOEY’S’ All American Values and Freedoms MUST GO!’ Sale!” image

BONUS! Ep. #272: “It’s President ‘CRAZY JOEY’S’ All American Values and Freedoms MUST GO!’ Sale!”

S6 E272 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*TOPICS THIS WEEK:* 

  1. Trump whiners gonna whine.
  2. Planet Fatness loses the wrong kind of financial weight.
  3. “This Week in the Pussification of America”! including: Gen Z sadness, amateur children, and NYC has “Amateur Stations”!

*On “A la Carte”:* a warning to squatters, amateurs’ feelings about EVs aren’t making them better, and everything you already knew about Senate Majority Leader, Chuck, “Don’t worry, I’ll die someday!”, Schumer.

*On “3 Pro Things”:* A senator exposes the real reason Commie politicians want illegal amateurs in America, AOC gets exposed as the amateur she is—twice, and a funny song mashup you gotta hear.

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Transcript

Humorous Critique of Gym Membership

00:00:00
Speaker
If there ever was a time where you get what you pay for, it's Planet Fatness's $10 a month gym membership.
00:00:05
Speaker
This is a gym that has bagel day on the second Tuesday of each month.
00:00:09
Speaker
And don't forget about Pizza Mondays.

Irony of Unhealthy Food in Gyms

00:00:11
Speaker
Steve, you look like crap.
00:00:13
Speaker
Have you been working out at Planet Fitness?
00:00:15
Speaker
Yep, I've lost no weight and I'm 10 bucks lighter.
00:00:17
Speaker
I could have not worked out at all and saved 10 bucks.

Wasted Efforts and Company at the Gym

00:00:20
Speaker
But at least my time is wasted and I'm surrounded by like-minded, lazy, go-through-the-motions type amateurs.
00:00:25
Speaker
And let's not forget Planet Fatness' lunk alarm, where if someone drops weights, grunts, or flexes in the mirror, a loud siren wails and red lights flash.

Gym Rules and Controversies

00:00:35
Speaker
Then the manager will make a big production out of asking you to leave.
00:00:39
Speaker
But remember, Planet Fatness is all about inclusion and no intimidation.
00:00:43
Speaker
The chain saw a $400 million dive in valuation just days after revoking an Alaska woman's membership for snapping photos of a transgender woman, it was a man, shaving in the women's locker room.
00:00:53
Speaker
Boycott Planet Fatness.