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Speaker: If there ever was a time where you get what you pay for, it's Planet Fatness's $10 a month gym membership.
Speaker: This is a gym that has bagel day on the second Tuesday of each month.
Speaker: And don't forget about Pizza Mondays.
Speaker: Steve, you look like crap.
Speaker: Have you been working out at Planet Fitness?
Speaker: Yep, I've lost no weight and I'm 10 bucks lighter.
Speaker: I could have not worked out at all and saved 10 bucks.
Speaker: But at least my time is wasted and I'm surrounded by like-minded, lazy, go-through-the-motions type amateurs.
Speaker: And let's not forget Planet Fatness' lunk alarm, where if someone drops weights, grunts, or flexes in the mirror, a loud siren wails and red lights flash.
Speaker: Then the manager will make a big production out of asking you to leave.
Speaker: But remember, Planet Fatness is all about inclusion and no intimidation.
Speaker: The chain saw a $400 million dive in valuation just days after revoking an Alaska woman's membership for snapping photos of a transgender woman, it was a man, shaving in the women's locker room.
Speaker: Boycott Planet Fatness.
