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Speaker: Listen to how special this woman is.
Speaker: I'm Cody, pronouns E-M-E-R-E-Rs or Z-N-Z-Zers or really any neo-pronouns that aren't Zers.
Speaker: I am a white transmasculine femme non-binary temporarily mostly able-bodied neurodivergent obsessive compulsive chronically ill culturally Jewish unitarian universalist non-monogamous demi-low romantic gray demobisexual survivor of acute and complex trauma millennial imp cat parent in mental health recovery.
Speaker: I wrote my own little amateur bio complete with a unisex name change.
Speaker: I'm Burl, spelled with an I. Get it?
Speaker: My pronouns are... I am an off-white eggshell, mostly masculine, but sometimes a cry at movies, straight, chronically aggravated by attention-seeking amateurs, nearsighted, situationally dependent OCD.
Speaker: In the sense, I like my bath towels folded a certain way on the rack, cologne-sensitive, chronic sneezer, mushroom hater, monogamous, unless you're a slut, then all bets are off, old-school romantic survivor of daily dealings with amateurs like Cody, Gen Xer, and occasionally a bird feeder when I want to get rid of the ends of a loaf of bread.
