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Speaker: Slightly outside, complicated truth It's the way you deal in the only absolutes Everyone knows I don't win Until they lose Sooner or later we are wearing blues
Speaker: Every step I take I fade Further from view I'll find my own way back To that old room, my own time State of mind Turn around and I'm back In the fifth room pure
Speaker: If I'm sliding off the narrow road Go ahead and throw your stone I know my way back home Take a walk up and down the aisle Tell me about a wrong and right I've got nothing to hide
Speaker: Would you choose? Crying eyes will be few If I was sliding off the narrow road Go ahead and throw your stone I know my way back home Take a walk up and down the aisle Tell me about
Speaker: To take a walk up and down the aisle
Speaker: Thor's Day to you. Welcome to another exciting, thrilling episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. I'm Glick, your host, as always. You might notice that somebody is missing or that it is awfully quiet. Jeff may or may not be joining us
Speaker: momentarily. We shall see what happens tonight. I honestly I don't know. He had some shit that he had to do or something.
Speaker: And like a jackass, he went into a half hour before the podcast, but it is what it is. I know he's got to get shit taken care of, but anyways, as I said, welcome everybody to nonsense to go nonsense episode 31. I'm Glick, your host. If you're not already, and if you'd like to feel free to give us follow on social media, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Tik TOK, all that stuff, all under nonsensical nonsense. We're all there.
Speaker: And if you don't catch the full show and you want to catch the whole full show replay, or you want to hear other episodes get caught up, we're on Spotify, Google play, Apple podcast, and pretty much anywhere you can find podcasts. So go give it a listen. Give us a follow. Let us know what you guys think. I'm going to, I'm going to try to stammer through this, but, uh, I also got to send out all these shares and all that jazz, like I normally do.
Speaker: Typically Jeff is here to talk while I do this, but he's not here tonight. So lucky me, I guess you could say. And I don't know if I just wiped out somebody's comment. I don't know what I just did. I'm already failing. I'm failing at life, but my life, but
Speaker: Football season is officially back. I was watching the pregame and the Hall of Fame inductions and all that jazz tonight. I currently have the game on my other phone over here. Because why not? It's football and I know it's only preseason and I know it's all a fame game and I know it doesn't matter, but. It's football. So we all know what that means.
Speaker: What do you want Jeff? Well, I don't know what that means with football comes hoodie season, which I'm looking forward to because I'm a big guy and I don't really care for the heat all that much. So, well, you can want all you want, but, uh, I don't think it's going to help you appear any faster or appear at all.
Speaker: Now I lost track. I don't even know what the hell I'm doing. I'm just trying to share this out and. All that jazz. But I'm pretty excited for football season. Don't really get to talk a whole lot of football because Jeff. Does not know really much of anything about sports. He doesn't understand him. He doesn't get him. As a Browns fan. I've looked through many, many, many, many. Many years.
Speaker: Bullshit and It looks like we finally have a team that Might make a decent run in the playoffs this year. Hell who knows what to wait and see I guess Okay, I think I got that okay, I think I got that done Go Steelers shut your whore mouth. Yes. Absolutely. I have missed football like crazy
Speaker: Football has finally begun. I got the game up. I really don't know. I guess I'm kind of sort of rooting for the Steelers here, but. You know. I don't care for either team. So there's that. Trying guys.
Speaker: Football preseason has officially begun. I'm watching it too. I do have it pulled up. You think for a guy who. Went live for his. Tom looks tired. You're not wrong. He really does. He's like fuck. I'm already over this season and it's only the first preseason game.
Speaker: But yeah, you'd think for a guy who has done live broadcasting or whatever on TikTok or Periscope for as long as I have, that this would come relatively easy for me. But as I explained to my lovely fiance, I didn't turn Facebook live.
Speaker: I don't know how I'm going to pull this off solo tonight, but I'm going to, I'm going to wing it and see what the fuck happens. You know, over the last couple of months, I've gotten used to having that second person here to bounce off of and continuously bullshit with. Um, yeah, in all honesty, I really don't care who wins this game. Um, and I would never root for a player to get hurt, but if Najee Harris got hurt.
Speaker: Wouldn't hurt my feelings. Just because. Apparently the Steelers think they have a running game this year after last year, but I don't know. Apparently they still have no fucking offensive line, but. But what do I know? I'm just a armchair quarterback. Shut your warm out.
Speaker: you're you're you're not wrong there uh the answer is never is never the Steelers never never never but I mean I don't know I used to be like that I you don't fuck the Steelers fuck the Bengals but well actually I still am fuck the Ravens because
Speaker: and all their players, a giant, what do they call those things? Where the earth opens up and just swallows shit. If that would happen, like at their training camp or whatever, or around their stadium, I would be perfectly happy with that.
Speaker: Not a fan of the Patriots either. But I don't like Bill Belichick. I hate how Bill Belichick was in Cleveland for many years and it was ass. And then he goes to New England and all of a sudden he's the greatest coach of all time. Turns out he just had the greatest quarterback of all time. But yeah, that's neither here nor there. But I've already lost my train of thought. I've got so much shit.
Speaker: All through my head out of you guys on the Facebook page if you've seen the post I posted today I had my first encounter with with the Giant Asian a hornet also known as the murder hornets. That was pretty cool But is the goat the goat at what rape That Roethlisberger is far from the goat of anything
Speaker: The goat of completely blowing your season all to hell when you're 11 and 0. The goat of fumbling on the first snap of a playoff game. The goat of crying on the bench like this little schoolgirl.
Speaker: The goat of being the biggest douchebag Miami University of Ohio has ever seen that I have not personal firsthand experience, but I know a lot of people that went to college with him and said he was a raging douchebag. I'm just saying, you don't have to hate me, you know you love me.
Speaker: I can respect the, I can respect the Steelers, uh, the organization because they are a really good organization and they treat their guys really well and they take care of their guys. I mean, Look what they did for Ryan Shazier. They could have just been like, Nope, sorry about you. You look, you're on your own pal, but they took care of him. So the Heinz family seemed to be pretty good peoples. I'm not bringing up old shit.
Speaker: That was, that was, that was just last year that all that happened. Well, not the rape and everything else, but the 11 Oh star and falling apart in the worst 11 Oh team of all time. Getting their asses spanked in the playoffs in Pittsburgh by the Cleveland Browns, which who the fuck seen that coming? And then Ben crying on the bench. That's, that's, that's all, that's all new stuff that just, just happened.
Speaker: Look, I've taken like 20 years, 30 years of getting my ass whooped by the fucking Steelers. Now that we can turn it around, even if it is for one season, you got to give me that victory and stop busting my balls. But, uh, as I was saying though,
Speaker: I was really kind of hoping that I could, unfortunately, the one that I had to see what was going on at these people's houses was dead. I really wish I could have found the nest for this fucking murder hornets because I think that would have been a fun fight to tangle, get into. Which one, Johnny Manziel?
Speaker: Yeah, he was a fucking, he got a guy hit by a bus and I'd have been happy. Trust me, I was not happy. I was not happy about Cleveland drafting Johnny Manziel. I hated that. I hated that fucking ass clown with a passion.
Speaker: I know you're not talking about Baker because Baker had a great rookie season. Well, not great, but a really good rookie season and then the second season we had no offensive line, so he right around like a chicken with his head cut off and then last year he was one of the top quarterbacks in the league. So I mean, there's that.
Speaker: Jonny, shut up, Jake. Jonny Menzel's an asshole. Trust me, Keely, I'm on board with you there. I hate Jonny Menzel. I hated him when he was in college. I hated him when we drafted him. I was so pissed off when we drafted him. He was actually, probably at all honesty, one of the only players that I wished an injury upon. If somebody would have picked him up and speared him and sheseared him, I wouldn't have hurt my feelings one bit. Baker's the man.
Speaker: Baker Mayfield is the man. It just shows what a good offensive line can do. Tim Timo was a Heisman trophy winner. Just because you win the Heisman doesn't mean that you're how many Ohio State quarterbacks have what Heisman have been absolute dog trash in the NFL.
Speaker: I don't know what Johnny man, you better watch your fucking mouth right now. Cause you know what? We're out to fight.
Speaker: I was excited. I was excited when Cleveland traded for OBJ, but then when he got there and he had his head up his ass and he was one of those prima Donna. Give me, give me, give me, give me bullshit. It really irritated me and I'm hoping last season with the injury it humbled him to the fact that Baker is truly at his best when Baker can sling the ball and throw the ball all over the field and he's not trying to force it to one.
Speaker: Fucking receiver all damn game What do you know about football jockstraps sniffer But uh Yeah, no, I don't know I don't want to spend this whole time talking about football I mean I would
Speaker: That might happen. That actually might happen. I might, uh, I might do, I might do some football podcasting later on in the year. I got to see if, uh, if my buddy Kevin's on board or see if Tyler wants to do it. I got a couple of buddies that said they wanted to do a football one, but, uh, I got to make sure they're actually on board with it. Maybe they won't bail on me.
Speaker: Maybe. Hell, I don't know. But yeah, I'm OK with OBJ. Nobody's playing today. Nobody's playing tonight. Dak's not playing. Nobody's playing. Zeke's not playing. Fucker was way better than Troy. He just ought to come talk shit.
Speaker: What the fuck was I saying? I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Honestly, I don't even know what I'm talking about. I'm just gonna kind of flounder around and see what happens. But, oh yeah, that's what I was talking about, OBJ.
Speaker: Hopefully he'll have a better season this year. Hopefully he's more about the team. He'll be a better player. But, uh, I mean, we got a pretty decent receiver core. I mean, with Landry and Higgins and, uh, DPJ, Donovan people, Jones drink another one. No, I have it. I have it on, uh, a rear beside me beside my laptop. Uh, so.
Speaker: I'm just kind of half ass watching it. Drink another one. I probably will probably drink a couple more to be honest with you. Why don't you drink one? Pussy. Yeah. Like I have nothing. I have, like, if I had known that I was going to be.
Speaker: on my own tonight, I would have prepared some shit. I would have done some kind of prep, but Jeff and I just, just go off the cuff. So I didn't do any type of prep. You're never, you're always invited. First of all, you don't need an invitation. The door's always fucking open for you. You know better than that.
Speaker: I'm too busy on Baker's dick. What the hell are you talking about? Shit. You, you of all people know that the door is always open for you, Donny. Just bring beer with you, be a good person. Don't be a horrible person and show up with no beer. Cause you know, that's just not, that's just not cool.
Speaker: For the most part, I don't know. I forgot what I was going to say. I was going to say something. I totally, totally fucking derailed. Completely squirreled over here. I owe you a beer. What do I owe you? Why do I owe you? Why you owe me? What do I owe you beer for? Crickets. Exactly. You owe me beer. For being your friend, all those years.
Speaker: uh clay pool your garbage your mother's a hola maybe you should spend less time dancing and more time practicing catching a football bugger oh he hurt his vagina but uh
Speaker: You guys keep distracting me on football talk. I'll go all night long talking about football. I'm excited for the football season, man. Like not even, not even just the Cleveland Browns. Yeah. You, you're the reason the Bronco went into the goddamn mud. Fucker. You're a terrible navigator. Go left, go left. There's a tree.
Speaker: fucking tree was about as big around as my goddamn pinky in my Bronco was the size of a fucking tank. Your baby keeps exiting out of your pot out of my podcast. Put that kid to bed. Then I pass her bedtime. But uh, I keep you I keep getting so so sidetracked.
Speaker: I could tell that story. That could, uh, that's, that could be an interesting, that whole day, my graduation party, that whole day was a shit show, man. Like from jump street that day was, was a complete shit show issues with the Bronco, not wanting to start showing up late. Everybody and their brother was pissed off at me. I was going to go mud running. Oh, Pat got stuck.
Speaker: Got him out. Then we fucking buried the shit out of the Bronco. Almost killed Pops. It was a fun time though. At the end of the day. Created some good memories. Some fun memories. I can't believe that shit. I can't believe that's been about 21 years ago. Fuck man. They're getting old. Yeah.
Speaker: every good story starts with it's one time when we got drunk. Yeah, that was that was a that was a fun night. I can't believe that's been 21 years ago. Jesus Christ. I'm getting old man. You're getting old too, brother. I think we've I think we I think I think you and I uh oh god here comes oh oh oh oh here comes the glitch. Maybe it's gonna maybe it's gonna come out of it.
Speaker: I think you and I have created quite a few. This one time when we got drunk stories. Lord knows there's been plenty of them at the big sleeves. Or me showing up at your at your apartment here in town. Drunker than shit. Looking for a place to crash.
Speaker: And, uh, swearing up and down, I walked back from the bar and my truck was parked in front of the apartment. Fortunately, I do not encourage drinking and driving. You should never drink and drive kids. It's, it's bad. The only good part about that situation was I only had to drive like
Speaker: Maybe a mile, if that. But I could have swore I walked. When I left the bar, I started out walking. Yeah, let me in. I'm drunk. I'm drunk.
Speaker: Or the many nights we sit out in front of your apartment here in town, in the back of my truck, in lawn chairs, drinking beer, listening to country music. Yeah, we're not hillbillies or anything. We're not rednecks or anything out here in Newark, y 'all.
Speaker: We just do hillbilly shit. Those are some good days, man. We used to listen to that fucking, what was that damn song we used to listen to over and over and over and over again. For those of you who don't know, I'm referring to my buddy Donny, actually he's more like a brother to me.
Speaker: Yeah, bricks and done. Was that bricks and done that, that old Chevy was quick on the draw, outrun the, the, or that old Ford outrun the Chevy's in the Dodgers. They're like picking fights with the boys from the valley or some shit like that. Um,
Speaker: My buddy, Donnie, who, like I said, he's more like a brother to me. Him and I literally grew up together. My dad and his... Almost time for Raspy Browning time. We were talking to football earlier. My co -host didn't show up. But my dad and Donnie's family, Donnie's grandfather, has known my dad since he was a kid.
Speaker: Donny and I have got some memories. We've been through some shit together. Even this goofy asshole holding my keys. Some pricks jumped me at a concert one night. Because we used to tell him that's what his job was. Hold our keys and wallets if we got into a fight.
Speaker: Yeah, we was talking about the Browns, man. Uh, just a few minutes ago, we were talking about football in general. I'm pumped for the season, man. I'm ready. Here we go. Brownies. Here we go. And week one, we get vengeance. Hopefully we can slap the taste out of Casey's mouth. Fuckers. Uh,
Speaker: But we all have that, we all have that one, maybe two friends that we've been friends with forever and a day and they know everything about you, you know everything about them for the most part and no chance, brah. No. As soon as I start talking shit about KC, here comes one of their damn fans. I wasn't talking shit about them, I was just saying, hopefully we get revenge on them.
Speaker: Because y 'all fuckers cheated in the playoffs to beat us. We would have been in the Super Bowl losing to Tom Brady, not you. Because Buffalo played like ass against you guys. Which is cool.
Speaker: Even though the years have gone by and sometimes you, you may fate or drift away from your friends and stuff like that, you know, you guys could always get together at any time and pick up right where you left off. Like, like you never, you know, like you were never apart. Those are the kinds of friends that people need. I did switch from football talk, but, uh,
Speaker: But, uh, Joe came in here guy used to work with an orchid came in here and he said, almost time for a raspy Browns Brownie talk from good. He's referring to my videos last year, man. I think I feel like my hot videos were really good. I feel like the Cleveland Browns should hire me and be their hype man. I can be on the PA at the, uh, at all the, at all the home games and all the tailgate parties for the away games.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly, Donny. Yeah, every time. Yeah, well, so do you, but that's obviously why. No, exactly. The type of people that, you know, like if you need somebody for something or whatever, you can give them a call. Most times they're right there.
Speaker: 9 times out of 10. But. Yes, it's it's tough to find people like that these days or or to have friendships that last as long as I do. I mean. Outside of dawning, Jeff might be one of my longest friendships and hell we ain't seen each other since since the day we graduated. We've been friends for 25 years. I mean, we still bullshit and talk and whatnot. My mic is just not. Obviously we talking bullshit. I mean, just my co host.
Speaker: When you can make the podcast if you don't stop starting your shit tonight my mic is just having issues down here Okay, this is what we're doing cool. I Think my mics possessed to be honest with you
Speaker: Let's try that. It's just wandering around. It keeps tipping over legs. I don't know what the hell is going on with it. I might have to get some kind of permanent fixture for it and hang it up. We'll have to wait and see. Man. Go interview my man Charles Woodson. He made it into the Hall of Fame. Go find him. Fuck all these former Steelers. The Browns used to suck. They don't suck no more.
Speaker: No mo, no mo, no mo. What the hell do you guys wanna talk about? You know what, this is your guy's show. What do you wanna talk about? What should we talk about tonight? I'll leave it up to you guys. What do you guys wanna talk about? I can tell you bug stories, because that's how excited my life is. I got excited because I got to, I thought I was gonna get to tangle with the infamous murder wasp, but instead I just had a dead one. Couldn't find the nest.
Speaker: Of course, I did the other day, I fucking put my six drugs in beer. Well, it is Thursday. Typically I do smoke meth and throat punch hookers on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but the kids are here. So, you know, during the summer I gotta, you know, I gotta take a week off from the meth and throat punching of hookers. Yeah, it is what it is.
Speaker: actually, that's a lie. I don't smoke meth. I sprinkle it upon my I sprinkle it upon my steak like I'm the like the salt bae. I'm the meth bae and I just sprinkle it right on my steak. So, but yeah, I'd rather not go into sex stories with you Don because lord knows you've got some doozies.
Speaker: What? Who's uh Dallas? Three to nothing. I'm watching the game. You're watching the game. Yeah. Um if you download, tell Austin to download Yahoo Sports. She's not. She's watching the show. Look, tell her to download Yahoo Sports on your tablet. It's Austin. Huh? It's Austin. Yahoo Sports and then you can put the game. Hey, hey, Cash. Fucking kid.
Speaker: I don't know man or or tell her to put the spectrum. Actually, tell her to put the spectrum app on your tablet because then you you want to sign in or anything because it'll automatically connect with the Wi -Fi and go to channel eight and then you can watch the game on your tablet. What's up, Wesley? That kid is ready for football man. I've created a monster with that kid.
Speaker: He is ready. How's Amy? I don't know. Messenger. Y 'all both some grown ass adults. I have not seen her since Brandon's graduation. I told her to invite me out to the cabin this summer. I was going to go. I wanted to take my gun out there and shoot it because I don't have anywhere to shoot my fucking gun. And I bought a gun like right after I moved into this apartment almost two years ago.
Speaker: Thanks Amy. That's not weird. I'm, I'm over it. It's, I mean, if it happens, it happens. If it hasn't happened yet, I'm even more surprised by that than anything else, you know, at the end of the day. So that, that's the more, that's the more surprising thing is the fact that it hasn't happened.
Speaker: Oh, I've been in a room for a long time. Like I said, like I said, I'm really surprised that it hasn't happened. But, uh, no, I, uh, they got that cabin down there and cachoctin or wherever the hell it's at. And I was like, yeah, let me know when you guys go out there, I'll come out and hang out. I want to bring my gun out and shoot it. Um, I just got a Smith and Wesson nine. Um, I didn't even do this.
Speaker: Both clips, I mean, it has not been fired once. So both clips are full from the original. Cause when I bought the gun, the gun store that I went to is down the road for me. It's locally owned and it's owned by all veterans and they only employ veterans. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Speaker: I guess kind of discrimination or whatever, or they don't only employ veterans, but they, most of their employees are all veterans. So I went down there and bought my gun. Um, but I have yet to been able to shoot it mainly because I'm also way too cheap to go to a firing range and pay to shoot my gun. So I have that one right there. What's going on, Leslie? Um,
Speaker: So as I told her, I was like, uh, you know, let me know when you guys come out or go out there. I'll come out and get drunk and shoot my gun, go hunt Sasquatch and shoot his big haired ass. Hopefully I'm not confused with Sasquatch, but you know, it is what it is. Nice. Mine's a Smith and Wesson nine millimeter.
Speaker: I'm not going to show it on camera because it gets me in trouble. SD9BE, I love it. I wanted the 40, but when I went about my gun, the SDBE 40 is super popular, so nobody had it. But it's a nice, comfortable gun. It fits in my hand real nice. What's going on, Sean? And it's light. Even with a full clip in it, the gun weighs like nothing.
Speaker: but both the nine millimeter and the 40. Yeah, I'll send you a picture on the Snapchat. Don't let me forget, Snapchat me and remind me. And when I get off here tonight, when I get done, I'll send you a picture of it. But that was the other problem I was having because I got big hands. So to find the handle that fit comfortably in my hand,
Speaker: and felt good was hard to do. And that's what I liked about the 40. And essentially the nine millimeter is the exact same gun, just the nine and not the 40. Yeah, there you go. Send me a picture. I liked the 1911, so I want to get a 45. But I don't know if I want to get a, yeah. I don't know if I want a revolver or if I want a pistol. But the cool thing about this gun shop down the road that I go to,
Speaker: Um, they've got some really bad ass guns from like, um, like they've got a scar that you can get the scar down there. Um, they got the, uh, I think it's called a bulldog. It's a automatic, uh, shotgun. Popsters bought one actually pops about one from advances, I think. So.
Speaker: That's the other thing I've been putting off. I want to get my, uh, my CCW so I can start carrying, even though Ohio is a open carry, but you know, there's different rules and laws and stuff about, you know, like in your car, the gun and, uh, and the magazine or the ammunition have to be separate. And I think they have to be in separate locked compartments out of reach, I think something like that. So like I could.
Speaker: Put my gun in the trunk and then I can put my clips in the, in the, uh, glove box or some shit like that. Not a hundred percent sure how, how it all works, but I know Ohio is an open carry law or an open carry state. So, I mean, in all honesty, I could walk around with it on my hip right now and it'd be perfectly fine.
Speaker: But to be safe and not running any issues or any problems or anything like that, I would much rather have my CCW just in case anybody gets a wild burp their ass and wants to be angry or shitty or anything like that.
Speaker: But I do down the road playing. I'll buy it a few more goods. I don't want to have like a crazy ass gun collection. I just want to have a couple that I like to carry on a regular basis and then have one that stays at the house at all times. Walk around like fucking wilder. Put dual dual 45s on my hip. Get my CC. I'm ready for anything. Fuck.
Speaker: Let's go. Yeah. Like I said, no, no, honestly, I probably would get a, get a matching set, keep one in my car, one on my hip. And then I'd have, I'd probably just leave my nine for it in the house. It's easy to use quick to get to quick to load all that jazz.
Speaker: Don't all you anti second amendment nuts get all pissy with me. I'm not out here trying to shoot up all your weird conventions and shit or kill anybody. It's just a protection thing. Cause the world's gone to hell in a handbasket and we should be allowed to protect ourselves if need be. You feel me?
Speaker: And this is the part that sucks about not having your co -host here. I got to go fry some chicken. So you guys are going to get dead air. And those of you who are watching live, you're going to be staring at my wall, but I'll be right back.
Speaker: Here, sorry about that, Paul. Sorry about that, dead air. Sorry about the silence, but I'm back.
Speaker: Let me see if I could maybe find a couple of interesting stories we can
Speaker: I don't even know how to do stories. Like, that's the thing, like, how the hell are you supposed to do a story when you're by yourself? Like every once in a while, Jeff and I like to do, uh, you know, the news stories. We'll do anything crazy or serious. It's like strange news or this, that, or the other thing. But, um, how the fuck are you supposed to do that on your own when you don't have that, that feedback, like that immediate feedback? You know what I mean?
Speaker: But let's give it a try, shall we? See how I do here. So typically when I talk about Florida or when we talk about Florida, it's usually bad. But this is kind of a cool story I was looking at earlier. Because I'm always looking at these news stories. And if one catches my eyes, then I'll try to bring it up and talk about it.
Speaker: But like I said, usually Jeff's here to bounce off of. I was hoping he would, I even delayed this, like in all honesty, I even delayed this and, and put it off to start a little bit later, hoping that he would, he would be back, but he's not. So.
Speaker: I don't know if I should start looking for a new co -host. I don't know what's going on. I'm just kidding at all. But down in Tallahassee, there was a lady. She was from Missouri. But she was kind of having a little bit of a shitty day.
Speaker: She was trying to catch a flight back home, whatever, this, that, and the other thing. And her fucking flight got canceled. So she was like, all right, well, I guess to kill some time or whatever. She went and bought a scratch off lottery ticket. It won a million fucking dollars.
Speaker: How, how fucking cool is that? Like you're, you're already in a bad mood because I've never flown personally, but I've known a lot of people who have fallen and you know, much like the DMV, the airport seems to put people in the worst fucking mood ever. Um, well, if you had haps, you know, but, uh,
Speaker: So you're already pissed off, you're a bit out of shape, you're trying to go whole, you're fucking, your fucking flight got canceled and, are you on hopes? Oh, you are on hopes. I was like, why am I not seeing, I thought you were on Facebook. And then you go buy a scratch off just for shits and grins to kill some time and you fucking pull off a million dollars.
Speaker: It's kind of a mood changer right there. But then there's another lady who fucking walked around with a winning lottery ticket in her purse for like two or three weeks.
Speaker: worth 39 million dollars. It blows my mind when I hear stories about people who go buy a lottery ticket and then forget about it. Well, there in itself is a problem altogether Wesley. Haps can be a little bit confusing.
Speaker: at times, um, I wish they had a, uh, honestly, I wish they had a, uh, um, a share feature where you could share the actual live broadcast, but I mean, I guess you, you can't. So maybe they'll get there. I know they're still in their, their, um, uh, beta. Uh, they're still trying to figure things out, I believe. So.
Speaker: Maybe they'll Maybe just maybe They will eventually I don't know let me see here I've never actually gone on and and watched our lives Unhaps while we're live Because typically I have Facebook pulled up Speaking of Facebook seems like a good time
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Speaker: pictures or, you know, because that's always a super cool thing to do when you're a radio show or a podcast and you start talking about watching pictures or watching videos or looking at pictures and everybody's like, what the fuck are you guys talking about? Well, if you hear us and you're listening to us on one of the various podcast for podcast formats, you can look at the timer and you can go over to YouTube and you can just scroll to that time and go, oh, OK, that's what stupid is talking about. Or you can go into our Facebook page either way.
Speaker: Well, shameless plugs is what it is. Got to get it out there. I mean, nobody else is going to do it for me. I share like crazy. So what's going on, Jay? Hello from New York. Hello, New York from Ohio.
Speaker: How is this game not in halftime yet? Jesus H. Christ. Holy smokes. What the hell do I gotta lose? I'm gonna call you in, but we're not gonna talk about all of that. You're a fairy. I'll let you call in.
Speaker: But we're not talking about all that other bullshit that's going on in the half world. It's got you all heated up today. Deal? Let's keep it light.
Speaker: Because too many people, man, too many people have been on that kick today. Some of y 'all, not you, Jay, but some of these motherfuckers that have been on this kick don't have a dog in the fight and don't have any reason to be yammering on about it. They just wanna try to feel relevant. You're drinking wine. Look at you, Mr. Fancy Pants. I gotta figure out how to invite you in.
Speaker: Yeah, my co -host bailed on me tonight. So I'm trying to do this. Yeah, I think I did. I'm trying to do this solo. I don't know if he's going to show up or not. And maybe he will. I'm hoping he will. But oh, shit. I've been yammering on for almost a fucking hour. And what I meant to say, I went to bring this up at the beginning of the show, but I kind of got sidetracked because of the whole Jeff not being here tonight.
Speaker: Saturday night uh two days from now we are going to have our first not our first guest
Speaker: But our first official guest, official interview, a friend of mine, Mark Lee, he is a rapper, singer, music producer, is joining the show and he's going to come on and. Tim beers. Do we know this person? Nevermind. Moving forward. That sounds cool. Yeah. Come check it out.
Speaker: Um, but yeah, the kid's amazing. The dude, the dude can literally sing. Um, he can sing, uh, like from disturbed to John legend and, and wrap his ass off like fucking pot. And he does, uh, and he, he does, he does EDM music. Like that's his, that's his, um,
Speaker: That's like his forte. Target. So he produces and mixes. Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you. Sorry. No, I was going to say, Tim, you know, when someone subscribes, it's in tiny little print, you know? You can't always, like, it doesn't show the logo or anything, right? You know, because Tim, I know Tim, yeah. Anyway. OK. That's not cool, though, Glick. You know, good fun content, man. It's good, you know? What did you buy? You got a beard to match your outfit? Well, it's my cousin.
Speaker: Yeah, man. I can't imagine football seasons in full effect as of today. I got it. So, you know, I hope you really I hope you make the draft this year, bro. I'm well, the draft is over this year, but, you know, maybe I can go in as the unsigned, unsigned draft. I'm an excellent agent, undrafted free agent. Like the refrigerator, too. Yeah. You know, kind of like whatever happened in the refrigerator, by the way.
Speaker: I think I think he's dead to be honest with you. Is he? Yeah, I think he might be dead, man. I hope he's not alive in the refrigerator NFL. It was. Oh, his last name was a refrigerator NFL. Will. I don't know. Fucking sounds not working right. Yeah, I don't know. I'll get you there.
Speaker: Yeah. William Hill. Will Perry. Will the refrigerator. He like Steve Perry. He was, uh, he was the lead singer of Journey. Did you know like, it was, um, you watch these shows, the housewives or whatever you heard of these shows, right?
Speaker: i know what they are but no i don't know what housewives of the town of maryland right and on that show it was like this one in this guy shot tahani or something he he ended up being the guy who crashed the white house do you remember that the white house wedding crash for people well i know i don't know that yeah they went in they got the security there for that well okay so his hot wife dumped him after that starts fucking the guy from germany not steve perry but um
Speaker: one of the other guys. I can't remember the Filipino guy that I know for not Filipino, though. Who else? No, no, it was one of the other band members. Oh, like one of the original band members. You know, one of the top. I forget the other guy's name. But and then apparently it was so bad that he was like. The ex -husband's like writing to her, hey, honey, what are you doing? And this guy is like taking pictures and saying that she's sucking on my 10 inch cock right now.
Speaker: That's cold -blooded, man. I read their divorce thing. It was on the internet once, and I was like, that's what was going on. She was like, I don't know what the hell. They were crazy. He was a crazy guy. Yeah, that's cold -blooded, man, to just be like, hey, hey, hey. That kind of thing. I don't know. Maybe he liked it, though. Who knows? Sometimes you hear these stories, and then you find out he was into it.
Speaker: Well, I mean, yeah, there's definitely those guys out there like that. Did you realize, speaking of speaking of Steve Perry, that man's 72 years old and yeah, he put out an album last year, a solo album. That dude can still sing his ass off and he can still hit those stupid ass high notes that he used to do. He has a unique voice. Maybe he has no testables.
Speaker: I mean, he's, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna make any judgments or anything like that. Yeah, I mean I know he's had some.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: One of the things that you have to understand is like my favorite era of music is like the 50s and 60s. Yeah, I can get into that. I mean, so well, that was like Elvis. Like who are your favorite artists from that era? I like like Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, obviously all dead, super young. I know all about that. I like a lot of the
Speaker: I like a lot of the R &B and the temptations and four seasons and four tops. I like the doo -wop bands and stuff like that, Dion and whatnot. You can form a doo -wop band. It could be you, me, somebody really tall and thin.
Speaker: You're like really tall. You're like really tall. I mean, I'm kind of tall. I'm not thin, but I'm kind of tall. I mean, either like guys in sweaters from like, you know, from Harvard, you know, brewing or, or more like. Bunch of guys that old letter, letterman sweaters. Or just like a bunch of misfits, like one guy, like Vince Vaughn and like some other adiators, you know, all different shapes and sizes. Yeah. Singing.
Speaker: You may have seen the movie The Breakup. Uh, what is that? Abraham has been Vince Vaughn. I think I have seen it. Maybe once or twice. He let the brother use the apartment and he was having like his doo -wop group sing in the bedroom. Jesus. To piss off her husband. Yeah, speaking of Vince Vaughn, I just watched a movie the other night with him in it. Freaky? The new movie?
Speaker: Yeah, where they kind of did a horror thriller spin on Freaky Friday with Vince Vaughn. Yeah, Vince Vaughn was a serial killer and he switched bodies with the teenage girl. You know Freaky Friday like yeah, I mean, I know the basis, but that sounds yeah, that sounds weird for Vince Vaughn.
Speaker: Dude, Vince Vaughn, he is Vince Vaughn's hater miss with me. Um, I like him, but he's kind of hit or miss. I was dying laughing my ass off watching that movie with him in it because you know, he, he had to.
Speaker: take the persona of like a 16 year old high school girl. He's a monster. He's like running with the like doing like this like dainty run with his wrist flopping around and the way he was talking dude was killing me. He's limited though. He's limited. He doesn't he doesn't have like the range. You know, he's kind of typecasting a lot. You know, he's
Speaker: Well, he said, yeah, I still like him. Yeah, he fell into a typecast. But I mean, this, you know, he started making. I mean, Swingers was a great movie. I'm sure he saw Swingers back in the day. Yeah, Swingers was good. Then he was in Wedding Crashers was pretty funny.
Speaker: Yeah, he was good in Wedding Crashers. He was funny. Like he made me like, I'm thinking about movies that like, really, like I thought were funny and made me laugh. That movie definitely, you know? Yeah. Oh yeah. Wedding Crashers was, was one of those movies that I could put on now and just have it in the background and, and not even really. Sorry. Did you see the interview? Not, not really pay much attention to it and just catch something and make me laugh. How about the internship?
Speaker: Owen Wilson? Luke Wilson? Owen Wilson. Yeah, and they go to work at Google as interns. It's fucking funny as hell. Oh, yeah. I don't know. But him and Owen Wilson were in Wedding Crashers together. They did quite a few movies together. Yeah, they worked together. They're good. Yeah, Wedding Crashers. Yeah, those are on the same time, probably. Those movies. But Wedding Crashers was so funny. There was so many funny scenes in there. One of them shot the other guy in the ass with a shotgun. And then you had that little, the hot girl in there, the redhead. It was a funny movie.
Speaker: I don't know if I've ever seen that to be honest with you.
Speaker: And Christian Walken, you know, Christopher Walken always makes it interesting. I like him. Walken's great in everything. He's a great dancer, you know, right? He's what? He's a great dancer. Oh, yeah. Well, he did that.
Speaker: That's a very good point. I'm going to write that down on my YouTube so I can see that later. There you go. Dodgeball was the other movie I was thinking of with Vince Vaughn. Yeah, that was pretty funny too. And that was Ben Stiller, right? Yeah, Ben Stiller was in it. It was a whole mess of people. Vince Vaughn plays a really good underdog.
Speaker: He's like just the average joshmo that yeah, I mean he calls himself a pollock this pollock that yeah The spike Jones directed that weapon choice is interesting. I basically bits falling in the real world Like I need to pop out man, I'm gonna call I gotta return this recall real quick, but I wanted to say hello. I
Speaker: I appreciate you popping in for a few minutes, man. I've been, I've been just kind of hanging out and trying to make this happen on my own. And J from New York. Appreciate hanging out for a few minutes. My own devices tonight.
Speaker: I don't have, you know, I would have reached out to a couple of friends, but I do podcasts and stuff like that. But, you know, they're busy people. They got things going on in life. They got time for a little old money.
Speaker: But I am going to have a couple more seconds of dead air, because my fried chicken needs to check out. So I'm going to go check on that, and I'll be right back. I'm going to run the fucking market just tonight, actually, in all honesty. But I'll be back. Hold it, please. Hold it. Actually, hold on. Hold on. Facebook will yell at me. Never mind.
Speaker: But yeah, so I was saying it Saturday, two days from now, man, we will have Rock Lee joining the broadcast, which I'm super fucking pumped for because the guy is awesome. Really good friend of mine. So I'm pretty, pretty ecstatic about that. I don't know.
Speaker: I'm going to try to book some more guests down the road, about to kind of wait and see what happens with that. It's just, it's one of those things that it's kind of a pain in the ass because in order to do it, they got to go through apps and they got to do this, that, and the other thing. And it's just, that's where we do this from.
Speaker: We do it from half. So what the fuck is happening? It's like, dude, just fucking go into your eye. That's your Google play or wherever the fuck you download apps from and just download it and create a profile. But I know it's a lot to ask, but you know, it is what it is. Jesus Christ, dude, just got home.
Speaker: But a lot of people give a shout out, shout out to BlackoutMojo. Those guys are currently on tour, got a new album coming out here real soon. We'll give them a shout out just because they allow us to use our music at the beginning and end of the podcast every week. So, if you guys want to check some badass music videos, go into them.
Speaker: YouTube Spotify, everywhere that you can find music. That's a black top mojo. Oh, look who finally decides to show up. We're not getting paid for this, right?
Speaker: It's under construction It's under construction All right mine is the green because I didn't set up the mirror yes, I
Speaker: You're killing me, man, these last two days. Now, Saturday, you can't fuck around. No, Saturday, I am 100 % in. I'm not going anywhere on Saturday, no matter what. Can you please get me a beer out of the fridge? Sweet wife of mine that I took her paperwork to. Wow. Can you please get me 14 beers?
Speaker: Oh my God, he actually is. I know, right? This guy comes in an hour late to the body. Yeah. You know what? The problem is this traffic at this time of night, hell on earth, hell on earth. You know, in all honesty, I've probably done the best podcast. Nice little fuck you to Jeff. He said, I probably did the best podcast without you so far.
Speaker: Oh, my wife shocked. I was uh, I don't care. Okay, first of all, I'll yell at her. You ruined the podcast last night.
Speaker: No, you know, you know what happened is, is I literally went over there. Here's, this is the funny thing. I went over there, handed my wife paperwork. She went in the building. She sent a message to her coworkers. Hey, I'm going to be a minute. Tell my husband to go. They waved at me and walked in the fucking building. That was them telling me that I could go. She comes out an hour later and I'm like, what the fuck? And she's like, she goes,
Speaker: Why didn't you leave? I said, because I'm waiting for you. And she says, I told my coworkers tell you to leave. I said, they just fucking waved at me like I'm a fucking puppy in a window. Look at the puppy. Bastards.
Speaker: Well, well, fortunately the, the chatters box was, was lively, um, to start. So I was hoping we did some football talk. Cameron's been, oh, well then that's fine. If you did football talk shit, my eyes would have glazed over anyways. So, well, I mean, you weren't here. So we did some football talk, uh, Cameron was, uh,
Speaker: blowing me up in the chat. He's like, dude, it is time. Let's go. Because last night we weren't live. And it was like, yeah, yeah. Last night was was hell on earth. Got in there. The chatter's box was live. Look at that. See? That's what I get for being a good boy and waiting. How much does she have to drink tonight? None. Actually, she hasn't had a drop. This is my first.
Speaker: But the the cheddar's box was very lively today obviously Now you're telling her to get off camera You know the other day when her and her friend were out here and sitting downstairs singing and I thought they were drunk and
Speaker: sober as priests real they don't drink they don't drink they're sober as priests well if I were to recorded them I would not be here today well I'd be killed
Speaker: I am what I eat, sir. I am what I eat. In that case, you'd be a giant black cock. That's fucked up, dude. I said I am what I eat, and he said in that case you'd be a giant black cock.
Speaker: The first hour, the chatters box was going. So we did a little football talk. We busted each other's balls, talked a little bit of shit. A friend of mine, Keely, she's a huge Steelers fan. So that's, it's that time of year. No matter what people do, whether they get the vaccine or not, it can't be any worse than wearing sealer stuff.
Speaker: I agree. Yeah. I mean, I'd rather get the vaccine than rep the Steelers. We did talk a little bit about the KC choose the moment, the moment I start talking shit about the Kansas city chiefs, a goddamn fan rolls up into the chatter's box and he's like, I told him, that's a cheap bastard. You got lucky in the playoffs.
Speaker: No, well, I got you. Did you get to the point of you instead of fighting a bear decided to fight murder Hornets today? No, because I mean, I tried to talk about murder Hornets, but we were talking about football.
Speaker: On the football note, for Casey, for Go Tigers, for you, brother, I do respect the organization. I do like the Chiefs, mainly because I like Kelsey, and Tony Gonzalez was the man for many years. So I'm not going to hate on the Chiefs. Well, my question when it comes to the Chiefs is, are they going to change the name? I don't know. Probably, eventually, down the road at some point.
Speaker: I mean, I don't really see the point. The logo is not that offensive. They're going to be the kids of city football team number two. Yeah, exactly. But, uh, no, I just, I just, I just, traffic was murder getting back. I'm sitting there in the backseat of the cab going drive motherfucker drive. And he's like, it's a red light. So what it's Cancun. Nobody cares.
Speaker: And then we watched some lady make the wrong turn into a cul -de -sac, you know, the roundabout cul -de -sac things. You're supposed to go to the far end and make your turn to the left. She wasn't the first one. And I was like, I was very tempted to tell a cab driver, wait, I want to see what happens.
Speaker: Well, like I said, you know, I am a, I'm a tried and true professional. Um, you know, maybe if my second co -host did not wait until a half hour before we went live. That was not on me. That was not on me. What happened was it was, it was actually supposed to happen. It was supposed to happen way before we were supposed to go live. Unfortunately, my wife got caught up with clients. So she got laid behind and I could, I can't go in the building because I don't work there.
Speaker: Security is real bitchy about that. You don't work here. I'm like, I'm just dropping off paperwork motherfucker They won't let me in their dicks slap security in the mouth. Yeah, man Yeah, well, but uh, I couldn't it was a woman Although she was big She probably would have taken me Hey, it's 2021 equal opportunity ass whoopins exactly That's what I was thinking. I was like you want to go opportunity. I got one for you. I
Speaker: But, you know, as you said, yes, I, you know, I have not had the opportunity to whoop a bear's ass yet. So I have decided that I'm going to start small and work my way up. That thing was huge though, dude. I mean, that's like half the size of your lighter. Yeah. So for those, I brought it up a little bit earlier than we got sidetracked for football talk, but, uh,
Speaker: I, I work in pest control. Right. I kill bugs and rodents and shit. I got called out for a, this was actually yesterday. It wasn't today, but yesterday, you know, we got a, it's, it's wasp season. So, you know, I'm, I'm getting three to four wasp jobs a day right now. Usually they're just yellow jackets.
Speaker: Right. But I got called out to this one and they're like, we think they're huge and we think they're giant Asian horses. They're the size of Volkswagen's.
Speaker: Yeah, right. So, you know, so it's just like, I've never actually even seen one. And I lived down in South Carolina for like 10 years. And I was in pest control for almost eight years down there. And, you know, right, we have everything, you know, literally the mosquitoes down there are about the size of a Volkswagen. And we got spiders. They steal your t -shirts.
Speaker: Yeah, we got spiders that are ridiculously stupid big, but they're harmless and they're really cool. Yeah. Spiders down here are the size of my fist. Well, we had a spider and a lot of big, they're from the orb weaving or orb spider family. A lot of people call them writing spiders. They call them
Speaker: Banana spiders, but yeah, yeah I mean like the body on this spider is as big as my hand the palm No, yeah, the palm of my hand and I've got big fucking grizzly Paul. Yeah. Yeah well my wife and I went to Mexico City a couple years ago and You know we had we had a small apartment at the time and we came back and in the corner on the ceiling Was a spider that was it looked me dead in the eye and was like what's up? I live here now get the fuck out and
Speaker: It was huge. I killed it with a mop. Yeah, exactly. Charleston didn't have anything like what Australia has or anything like that, but still some big -ass spiders. We had the affectionately named Palmetto Bugs, which is an American cockroach. They're pretty big cockroaches and they fly. Yeah, we have those. They freak my kids and my wife out.
Speaker: Yeah. So I got, I got called out for this, this wasp job and got there and they, they'd had a couple of them on their patio and they, the guy was like, bro, it literally took, I sprayed this motherfucker in the face and this wasp looked at me like, bitch, please. There's a movie. What was, I can't remember the name of the movie.
Speaker: where the lady sprays a guy in the face with mace and he's like, please, I put this on my burger. He's like, please, I use this for breath. Pretty much so. I mean, he killed him, but he said, dude, he was like, man, it was crazy because I blasted him with this wasp spray.
Speaker: So I'm out in the yard and I'm actually getting excited because I'm like, I'm gonna find this nest and I'm gonna fuck these big ass motherfuckers. Well, you have, you have, uh, a heck of a lot stronger chemical than raid. Exactly. Exactly. You know, he's got, he's got raid from Home Depot and I'm like, I'm gonna find this nest and I'm gonna rock these bitches.
Speaker: that I'm gonna die one of the two but either way it's gonna be a cool story and I'm walking around the yard and I'm digging holes and I keep picturing Dan uh what's his name uh John Goodman
Speaker: in arachnophobia as you walk around going I got your fucker yeah well that's let's do it i went to i went to a walk job today right and this lady she is you know the big you know the big square uh electrical boxes that are out in the yard and stuff like that the d box well the d box yeah so this lady had planted
Speaker: flowers and stuff around hers because it was ugly and it was like right in the front of her yard and she just wanted to and she was out there she was doing the weeds and cleaning it up and she got pulled it up man because it was lost yellow jackets underground and she got pulled it up man they stung the shit out of her hands and then later on that day she went back to get her her gloves and everything and they stung her a few more times
Speaker: So I walk out there. Yeah, so I went out there and I found it and I was like, oh cool. So they, their nest, the top part of it was actually sticking up out of the ground. I was like, oh perfect. Absolutely perfect. So my, my bee stick that I have, which has got the dust that we use in it, which is dust is so cool.
Speaker: because it kills them. It attacks their nervous system, so it fucks them up real quick and in a hurry. And I've got several wands that I can extend this bitch like 900 feet in the air. But I took one of the wands and I slammed it down into the ground and I used it to pull all the flowers out of the way so I could get to the nest.
Speaker: You know, they're not paying much attention to me because I haven't bothered them yet. And I stick the tip of that duster right into their nest and I blast them. And they're coming out, but they're not trying to attack me. They're going after the duster because the duster is what's attacking them. What'd you say? No, my wife said you cheated on me with another podcast, with another host.
Speaker: I did not cheat on you with another host. Jay was actually very nice to come in and join me for a few minutes. Was he walking around New York? But I was out there and I hit them with it and they all started to come out and then I've got this aerosol spray that I can hit them with and it just puts them right into the ground.
Speaker: after I did it I hit him with the DX suck it you know you remember how DX used to do that suck it back in the day
Speaker: She's in her kitchen looking out the window like, what the fuck is he doing? Is that the fucking move? So when I get done and I go back up and I'm like, hey, you know, you're good to go, you know, blah, blah, blah, the whole spiel. She's like, did you do the DX move when you killed them? And I was like, oh, a wrestling fan. And she's like, yeah. And I was like, yeah, actually, I think. Speaking of wrestling fans,
Speaker: I went to Home Depot today, as I mentioned to you, because I wanted to check some prices on some stuff, because I need to build an awning over my washer and dryer. And on the way there, I'm in the cab, and we pass this, I don't even know what the fuck it was, like a Nissan, just a plain boring car. Nothing you would ever go, ooh, that's something cool.
Speaker: But somebody had airbrushed it, and on the back of the trunk said Undertaker. And then on the doors was pictures, airbrushed pictures of the Undertaker. And I was like, you spent that much money doing all that on that car. Yeah, well. Like, it's like brand new. It was like a $10 ,000 car. Keely, you jackasses, you couldn't even get the fucking extra part. I'm coming here to talk to you bullshit.
Speaker: What? She's like, touchdown. Haha. Just came by, just came to do a drive by and say, okay, and then the steelers. Yeah. Steelers couldn't even get the point after. I could get the point after speaking of football. I, I watched, uh, it took me two days to do it because nobody wanted to see it. But me, I watched remember the Titans again.
Speaker: Movie I love that movie do Google Google or not Google but YouTube Where are they now the real -life Titans? Oh, yeah I actually saw a couple clips of stuff like that Because when I get well, I was actually I watched last night the greatest game ever played with Shia LaBeouf about golf about Francis we met first amateur when the US open and
Speaker: And and of course I fell into a rabbit hole last night of golf stuff For all of five minutes and I was like, you know, what am I doing? It's golf. I don't care But it's an amazing movie it's crazy because the guy in that remember the Titans movie who was who was hit by the drunk driver or whatever and wound up in that was it's a
Speaker: uh your boy the guy you you won't watch sons of anarchy because you know he dies yeah exactly yeah yeah well in real life that guy was hit by another drunk driver and died Jesus talk about shit luck
Speaker: Yeah. So it's actually, like I said, remember the Titans, uh, the real remember the Titans, where are they now on YouTube? It's actually a really cool video. Most of them are dead, but it's, it's still a video to watch because you get to
Speaker: the real players and the real coaches and stuff like that, what they did after that, you know, what the movie was based around. Yeah. Well, you know, the coach, the coach that Denzel Washington plays, he actually got fired the next season because he was quote unquote too hard on his players. I was like, that's where the snowflakes started. Yeah, exactly. Because
Speaker: Yeah, I got to grab beer. Um, but my new, my new obsession for TV shows, I just found it. Uh, you mentioned where you saw, you saw on TikTok that that thing that's going on, TikTok of Daniel Ratcliffe, uh, singing, dancing in an old saloon from back, you know, it's like 1800s or some shit. It's actually a TV show called the miracle workers or miracle workers. I know.
Speaker: But it's about, uh, God played by Steve Buscemi. And he plays the funniest God you've ever meet, uh, has decided that he's, he's sick of all the bullshit that happens on earth. So he's going to blow up the earth. Well, heaven is not what you, what everybody thinks it is in this, in this show. Heaven is basically a giant corporation where everybody has a job.
Speaker: uh and one of the angels that were her job she she she lived in like the fifth century or some shit uh one of her job was she made dirt and so she transfers to prayer answering where daniel raccliffe has been there for 10 000 years and the only thing he you know somebody's like oh please god help me find my keys he's like that we can do
Speaker: And it's like the keys are in the snow. And you hear the computer go, one, snowflake melted. Two, snowflakes melted. He's like, you can't just break the laws of physics. It's got to be subtle. So God decides he's going to blow up the earth and get rid of it and start a restaurant. I don't know why. And the one angel that transferred to Daniel Radcliffe's team
Speaker: makes a bet with God. She says, Look, here's the deal. I all these prayers that everybody deems impossible to grant. I will make I will make one happen. And if I do, you don't blow up the world. And God says, Okay, but if you lose, you have to eat a worm in front of everybody and pretend like you like it. And I was like, What?
Speaker: It's so stupid. It's really random. But it's hilarious. And like I said, it's three seasons. And I'm assuming based on the third season, based on that clip on TikTok, is they eventually go to earth to, you know, win another bet with God or something. Because God gives them two weeks. And they're already there's like three days left in the
Speaker: in the first season, there's only eight episodes a season and it's by PBS or some shit like that. It's like our TBS or something like that, but it's hilarious. Oh my God. I'm going to send you the link. I laughed so hard just watching like three episodes. I literally had to stop because I was like, Oh, I'm going to, I'm going to watch this with my wife. I'm going to make my wife watch it because it's so funny. Well, I mean,
Speaker: Between the 900 streaming apps that I'm paying for, I'm sure it's on one of them. It might be. I believe it's called Miracle Workers, but the video that everybody's seen on TikTok is a new episode. Each episode has a name, you know, and the episode that TikTok videos from is called Oregon Trail. Yeah, I haven't. That's a fucked up video.
Speaker: Yeah, I haven't seen any videos or anything like that. Oh, I'll send you the video because it's not the Dan Ratcliffe from Harry Potter that's dancing on that video. Well, yeah, I mean, like I said at the same time, I've just seen a bunch of previews for it. And I don't remember whether it was on Prime or Hulu or Netflix. It'd probably be on Hulu.
Speaker: whatever one of the streaming sites, you know, because there's several shows and stuff like that. I watch it on who they've got ads and Prime has ads. So it's propped up on those. So I imagine I was like, well, it's Steve Buscemi as God.
Speaker: It's he's like the worst interpretation of God as people think of God You know, it's like Morgan Freeman was the best God on TV besides George Burns, but Where where the Steve Buscemi's God just watch his TV all day He's like no he at one point he gets him pretty upset he gets upset because Bill I
Speaker: Bill Maher is like, religion is fake and God is a farce. So he charges his second in command. He's like, I want you to make Bill Maher's dick explode. It's so stupid. It's so stupid, but it's so funny. You almost made it before my co -host made it.
Speaker: I know. I'm shocked. Right back. Not my fault. Be right back. I spent I spent an hour trying to I don't know.
Speaker: I just said, fuck it. And I was like, I'm going to wing it. And what happens happens. But thank God for the goddamn chatters box. Jesus Christ. And Jay joined us. Or Jay joined me for a few minutes. So we talked about Vince Vaughn for a few minutes and whatnot. So we had that one for us. Wait, wait, wait, wait. There you go. That makes up for it. He only has 30 minutes. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker: Pretty much. But, uh, well, you know, you need to make sure you have those Saturday night. No, Saturday night. I will be, I will be full on. I am fully ready for Saturday. I've actually been watching, uh, videos. I don't know about 12 pack. I'll be passed out by the time we get done. I I've come up with a couple of interesting questions to ask him.
Speaker: Yeah, over the last couple years, all my questions have been answered. No, but I mean, I do find it interesting how people decide to go down paths. Like, you know, what, what made him want to do music and, you know, all that stuff and YEDM and all that stuff. I mean, at the end of the day, you can pretty much do whatever the hell you want.
Speaker: Oh, I know. But yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. But but why focus on on on that genre, so to speak. Saturday, like I said, Saturday, tonight, tonight, I actually I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna give him an extra half hour. I'm gonna wait.
Speaker: See what happens at 8 30. I'm fucking going and yeah, like I said, the, it was, it was so messed up. My wife comes out and I'm like, what the hell took so long? She's like, why are you still here? And I was like, what? She's like, I told my coworkers to tell you to go. Cause I know you don't have your phone. And I was like, ah,
Speaker: So all they did was wave at me and I and like an idiot because I'm like, oh, maybe they know me. Maybe I know that guy because I do that all the time. I know so many people that I don't remember everybody because I've talked to them once. And so people are like, hey, and I'm like, wait, man.
Speaker: What's up? How you been? How's your mother? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he did. Rocky on the fly did a song for Summer and I. Oh, nice. One time. It was a rap song, right? Oh, speaking of rap.
Speaker: I found, I don't know if I sent it to you or not, but the CIA used to use certain songs for psychological torture. And one of the songs they used was one of Tupac's. I don't know the song.
Speaker: Oh, well, way to bring that to the table. No, but you would know it. You would know it. It's like, look at me or something with me. Come on. You're the rap guy. You would know this. Something. Some of the songs they were using, like they were playing like Offspring, Metallica.
Speaker: The Barbie Girl song and most of the song you know what if they were trying to get me out of a house by playing that song I'm like hell yeah, I'll crack that shit up Yeah, but I mean, that's that's what they do because I think they they I think they did that at and Waco Before they stormed and killed everybody To Noriega as well. Yeah, I Don't remember what they played at Noriega
Speaker: to Noriega. But they played the song. It was like annoying. Start playing 90s hip hop. I'm going to give me some 40s and no shit. Bring me beer. I'm going to do something. Just make sure it's good beer. And bring a pizza.
Speaker: But it was, I saw it on TikTok and I was like, that's weird because most of those songs, with the exception of the Tupac song that I don't know, I was like, I would have no problem. I was like, no, don't play that song. Oh, no. Oh, well, party boys. Yeah, I don't know of any Tupac song that would have been that bad. No, but it's not a bad song. Like I said, they were playing like
Speaker: uh, Metallica's, um, one was fucking play Metallica. I'm just the year I get one note and I'm like, all right, you want to stop? Just stop because that's a fucking shitty. Oh, no, they played Metallica's inner Sandman. You know, and I was like, really? That one? Yeah, not that it's it's not that big of a secret. I'm not a Metallica fan. I don't care for Metallica.
Speaker: No, but I don't tell the story. Do you want to call in for your hometown story or do you just want to type it? Oh, yeah, do it. Do it. Call in. I told Summer I said we should make it a segment and call in for hometown stories. Yeah. The guy that the guy that my wife works with, he's from Florida.
Speaker: And he was outside talking to me while we were waiting on her to come out because he didn't get the message to tell me to go home. Uh, he's not like anybody. Exactly. And, and he was like, Oh yeah, I'm, I'm, I was born and raised in, in, in Florida. And I was like, Oh, we do a segment on, on the podcast called Florida news. He's like,
Speaker: And I was telling him about the Wendy's, the guy that tried to rob a Wendy's with the alligator. And he's like, what part of Florida? And I was like, I don't remember, but he's like, he's like, yeah, it sounds like where I'm from. I was like, nice. You need to tell me some stories, brother. The guy who gave you, OK. Oh, so we said give her 15 minutes and she's going to call him with her hometown stories. Nice.
Speaker: I told her I told her today we were talking and I was like, in all honesty, I really do think we should, you know, make this a little segment. You know, it's it's a nice little breakup. I mean, we we we talked about it before about having, you know, the store, the news stories. And of course, we end up not getting into news stories, but but having the hometown stories will be nice. It'll be a nice little breakup. Yeah. I am fucking out of beer.
Speaker: Oh, I have four more in a fridge. I bought them Monday. Well, I'm okay with being out of here because I don't need to drink a lot tonight. No, you got to work on it. It's going to be like, yeah, I got to work tomorrow. It's going to be, um, and it's going to be like 175 fucking thousand degrees tomorrow. Yeah.
Speaker: And I have a feeling that I'm going to be in and out of, I think I'm going to be getting into somatics and shit tomorrow. So you sent me that video of you stuck in some crawl space and you were like, and I was like, you see, you're like good thing. I'm not claustrophobic. I was like, yeah, I'm not claustrophobic either.
Speaker: But it's it's not that's not what I'm worried about being underneath somebody's hall dude You should have seen the crawlspace. I was in yesterday. Fuck my life Summer about it. Like I was legit scared in this crawlspace It was it was an add -on to the house, right? Okay, and and they just dug a hole in
Speaker: and called it a day. It looks like an Indian grave site. The foundation, the foundation on this house, like the side wall was legit.
Speaker: looked like he was caving in. There were no support beams. What they did for support beams on the two by twelves that they built the floor with, you know, they had fucking jacks underneath of it that were put on. Like car jacks? Yeah, like a hydraulic jack. Oh, the cylinders like you get for like three quarter ton pickups.
Speaker: Yes. So it was a silver hydraulic jack that was set on a mason block. Because those never fail. Those never fail. No, no, no. Those get better. It was set on a mason block and two by fours.
Speaker: I cut the shit out of my back underneath there because when they ran the central air and stuff, the ductwork, they just wrapped metal around it to hold it in place. And I didn't, like I jabbed myself and I was like, I didn't even think I cut myself. And then tonight I was taking a shower and I was like, what is this fucking cut on my back?
Speaker: I've got a cut on my back that is about four to five inches long. And then under this crawl, like at one point in this, in this crawl, there was only about maybe a foot and a half. And then you go to the other part of the crawl and it dropped down like four feet. Oh no. Yeah. I know those, I know places like that. There's places like that in Mansfield.
Speaker: There's an apartment complex in Mansfield that when I worked for Joe Bear and did plumbing work with my pops, every time we'd get a call for this apartment complex, my dad was like, yeah, cancel everything else for the rest of the day. And I'm like, it's one pipe. And he's like, yeah.
Speaker: It's a lead pipe that's been there since 1960, you know, 1862. And if you twist on it just a little bit with a pipe wrench, it's going to break right where your pipe wrench is and about 12 feet away at the same time. And one little thing turns into 40 different things.
Speaker: And so like, I was down in this, in this crawl and this crawl is only, this crawl was only about a 10 by 15 crawl because it was just for like one room. So I, I come down and I'm walking, I'm crawling through and then there's that drop off and it was just mud because they didn't, they didn't, they didn't put gravel down nothing.
Speaker: Thank you. Um, so I, I'm crawling through crawl spaces like that. Yeah. So I'm like, okay, I see this little bit of a, I see the drop off and I'm like, okay, there's the, Oh God. It was mud. Yeah. It's not even, not even remotely mud. It's, it's literally like glue.
Speaker: There's nothing to waterproof it or anything.
Speaker: Yeah, it was like it was like a fucking swamp, dude. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker: Those are the days where you you literally get done with said job and you're just like i'm going home to shower and change Yeah, I brought my glasses home today But uh But yeah that one that I was in the other day dude, okay for those of you guys I've said it a couple times but for those of you guys who don't know if you're listening to this whether you're watching live or you're listening to the replay episode um
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Speaker: It's a nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Damn it. I can't believe I fucked it up. That's the first time I fucked it up. This is, this is, that's such a third stripe in the last two days. You're out of here. I know, right? Fuck. Yes. Cause I get paid so much. Yeah. For those of you who don't know, I'm six too. I'm about 300 pounds.
Speaker: on a good day. And I'm working pest control. So working in pest control, being my size, being my stature. Well, it's not just pest control, though. It's literally any home improvement, repair. Yes. Or maintenance that you have to do on somebody's house, and that includes pest controls, maintenance. It's inevitable that one day you're going to end up in some crawl space and just go, oh, I hate my job. Or an addict. I mean, that... Yeah, addicts are just as bad.
Speaker: A couple of weeks ago, I was at a house and I had to go up to an attic and the hatch was in the closet.
Speaker: The entrance for the hatch itself was barely big enough for me to fit through. So I kind of wiggled my way. He's like, I'll go to the truck and get his saws off. Yeah. So, you know, I kind of wiggled my way into it and I got up there and I started to climb in. And as I started to climb in, I realized that the roof
Speaker: was only about a foot and a half from the top of my head. Oh, good God. And again, I'm not the tallest guy in the world. I understand that. But you're not the shortest either. But I'm not the shortest. So I needed about an extra foot and a half for me to even clear the fucking house.
Speaker: doing the worm to get in. So, I called my boss and I was like, mind you, my boss is about a foot and some change, maybe about a foot smaller than me. He's probably my height. Yeah, he's like my height. He's about a foot smaller than me, maybe a foot and some change smaller than me, and probably about a hundred, maybe 150 pounds smaller than I am. So, you know, I called his wife and I was like,
Speaker: So I'm at this service and the basement's good. I got to the basement. I got everything taken care of in the basement, but she started laughing at me. She's like, yeah, we debated sending you out there, but, uh, you know, we figured we'd at least try. And I'm like, yeah, I'm not kidding. It's not happening. Yeah. The other day I was, I was doing a call treatment and I,
Speaker: And like you said, I sent you that video and I put it on Snapchat as well. I'm actually, I'm going to put it on our Facebook page, Facebook at nonsensical nonsense, but I'm in this crawl and again.
Speaker: I'm not a little guy by no means. The only thing small on my body is my back foot. Just your luck, right? Yeah, right. Talk about, fuck my life. Yeah, exactly. So I'm in this crawl and I'm already like,
Speaker: I wedged myself in there and I'm kind of scrunched. And for those of you guys who are like, oh great, this guy's going to do visual on a podcast. We'll go to YouTube or Facebook and then we'll have our 45 minutes and you'll see what I'm talking about. So I'm scrunched in there and I wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. And you know, I'll do what I need to do. Just picture someone doing the worm on the dance floor. Just not as close, not as high up or anything.
Speaker: Yeah. It was just like a shimmy. It wasn't even so much of a worm. It was like a shimmy. So I'm in there and as I'm doing the treatment, I get the brilliant idea. It's like, I got my phone. I might as well just take a video and just post it. There's like a quarter inch on either side of you and you're like, that's a good thing I'm not claustrophobic. I don't even think there's that because my shoulders, my shoulder was on the ground and then my other, my top shoulder,
Speaker: was literally scrunched and pressed against the floorboards. I have a couple buddies of mine that I'll send snapchats and stuff too. Much like today I sent the picture of the murder of a woman.
Speaker: They're like, they're like, nah, fuck that shit. Fuck that shit. Ain't gonna happen. My buddy today. My buddy today. I spent my formative years in crawl spaces. I don't know, man. Not anymore. You're also a little guy, so. No, that was the one, that was the problem is because, you know, I was a teenager, so I had tons of energy because of my ADD and hypertension and all that shit.
Speaker: And I'm 5 '3", and everybody else in the truck or at the company, my dad is only two inches taller than me at the time, and fucking everybody else is six foot and up.
Speaker: And they're like, oh, we got to go in this cross race. Hey, Jeff, come here. My buddy today, I sent him the video of the of the Hornet and he was like, there's something seriously wrong with you. You were willing to go fight the best. My first thought is like this motherfucker couldn't find a bear. So now he's taking it out on innocent insects.
Speaker: Cause you posted it on Facebook, you posted it on Facebook and then you sent it to me like an hour later and I was like, this motherfucker can't find a bear.
Speaker: We need to get this motherfucker a bear because he's going to fuck something up. He's going to beat somebody's dog up or some shit. And again, if you want to see what this boss look like, go follow us on Facebook. No, but in all seriousness, it is, you know, you go buy a BIC lighter, the normal size BIC lighter, not the little ones, the normal size BIC lighter at any gas station, drugstore, whatever. And it is half the size that fucking BIC lighter.
Speaker: You know, I use a clipper lighter. I don't know if you can see that really well. I don't know why it's peach, but it is literally almost three quarters of the size of this fucking lighter. And that, and that was because it was dead or that hornet because it was dead. It was actually curled. It was actually curled. So, you know, alive and at full length, it's probably damn near.
Speaker: Well, I'd say at least three -quarters of the size of that BIC lighter. BIC lighters are smaller or bigger than the clippers. And that was the smaller one of the two that were on the porch. No, I don't do insects, dude. I spent my afternoon, I left the house here around noon and I went over to Home Depot
Speaker: And then I made my way to Walmart, which is, it's a, it's a good, uh, mile between the two, but there's a bunch of shops in between. So, you know, I'm popping from one shop to another. And I, uh, while I was at Home Depot, I was going to buy, uh, pellets for ants and shit. And the only reason I didn't buy it was a, I'd have to carry it everywhere.
Speaker: And be the line was like 40 people deep. And I'm like, you know what? I'm buying one thing. I'm not going to sit in line for 40 people deep. Yeah. So I was like, fuck it. I'll get it later. But, um, I went into one of the stores. We have one store I called Aladdin's cave. Oh, you're gonna fry some chicken. But Aladdin's cave is a home decor store.
Speaker: And I wish it would have had my phone on me. And I didn't take my phone for the simple fact it was at 20 % when I was leaving the house. So I put it on charge and I left the house. And they have... People that have seen Friends, Chris, I know you've seen Friends, you're not a fan, I get that. But at one of the seasons of Friends, Joey and Chandler have that dog, that porcelain dog.
Speaker: I saw and I kid you not a What's it called a half man half horse what were they called? You know, it's a horse's body with a man I don't know what the fuck they're called They have in the store and if I would have had my camera if I'd had my phone I'd have taken a picture of a half man half horse
Speaker: Yeah, it's just in terms. Yeah, a statue, right? But it is disco bald, as in it's got a bunch of like centimeter by centimeter square mirrors from head to toe. And it is six foot tall. Yeah. They have an eight foot tall Statue of Liberty. And I literally looked at the Statue of Liberty and it was
Speaker: $3 ,000. And I went, you know, if I had the money, I'd be taking that fucker home. My wife will kick me out the fucking house, but I'll be like, you know what, fuck you. I'm gonna go to sleep with my Statue of Liberty. Cause it was cool. When, when I worked for working down in Charleston, I had a customer's commercial company. They were some, uh, web design company, this, that and the other thing. And they had a full sized.
Speaker: Oh, they had a full size stuffed giraffe. Jesus. It was a full size adult stuff. No, no, no, no. It gets better. They also had a full size stuff. And these weren't like somebody wouldn't kill these animals. These were stuffed. Right. They had a full size stuffed rhino.
Speaker: And they had a quarter scale replica of a blue whale in the lobby. And then I saw a hammerhead shark hanging from the ceiling and I was like, can I get that to go? They got some of the weirdest shit in there, but what was really cool, they have, they have like a 1952 Ford pickup made out of sheet metal and
Speaker: I liked it until I saw the price because the price cost me cost you more than an actual 57 Ford, but they had a giant barrel that was literally a six foot round, you know, so you could literally stand up. Chris, you could stand up in this thing and it was six feet long and it was a poor, it was a sauna that you could put in your house.
Speaker: And my first thought was, have these motherfuckers have been anywhere in Cancun? There's only like, maybe 25 houses. It is literally the size of my eclipse. And as tall as a Chevy Astro minivan. It's basically a Chevy Astro minivan in a round. It is beautiful.
Speaker: But for $18 ,000, I didn't see it worth it. I was like, you know, 17, okay, 18. Now I draw the line, but they got some of the weirdest shit in there. Do you have, do you just have $17 ,000 laying around? That's my point is like, who the fuck walks into the store and goes, honey, look,
Speaker: an $18 ,000 sauna that looks like a wine barrel. Yeah. My first thought was I would literally, if I had the money, I would buy that and put it in my front yard, just piss off my neighbors. All right. Okay. Summer's ready. Okay. Summer is ready for her hometown stories. This is the first. This is the first. Well, I grab another beer. This is the first and only segment that we have on this show. So
Speaker: We're going to go ahead and do this as a little introduction. I may get in trouble for Facebook, but I may get in trouble from summer too. Welcome to hometown segment or hometown stories brought to you by summer. Did you? Nice.
Speaker: I'll get better at the introduction. Down, down, down. How's it going, Chrissy? There she is. Why don't you turn your camera off? Because I won't put the camera up to my face. Are you going to cut the music off now? I don't know. Hold on a second. Just give me a second. It's the answer. You're going to give me a good part. You're going to give me a good part. Welcome to Hometown Stormers.
Speaker: Brought to you by Tim from Tennessee. Yeah, and about right there.
Speaker: Oh, I can't work my phone now. It's blowing. What was that sound of Beck when Joy was talking about your thing?
Speaker: I promise, I promise. I was kind of on the fly. I just thought of it, but next time you bring us... I like it. I like it. It'll be a better introduction. It'll be a better... We'll find a better song. Well, no, it's gonna stay that song. It'll just be put together better, all in general.
Speaker: Yeah, you need to start later in the in the actual audio because it takes forever for the kick. Yes. Well, now I know that. So but no summer turns off our camera. Jeff, we have to shut the fuck up so we can. All right. What? I'm ready. Why would you do that? Why would you do that to yourself? You came up in the bug man's house. What did you think was going to happen? You little bitch. I mean, now it's time for you to shut the fuck up. Oh, it was I just I just literally grabbed a preview of after marriage. Yeah.
Speaker: Okay, so before we even start the hometown story, do you want to hear some devastating news that I heard today that I found out? Is it funny? That would be funny. That would be hilarious. Okay, first.
Speaker: So there are no adult caterpillars, and there are no baby butterflies. Yeah, because a caterpillar is a baby butterfly. Because an adult caterpillar is a butterfly. Yeah. Exactly. I know, but there's never an adult caterpillar, and that makes me sad. And there's never an adult caterpillar. Just because an adult caterpillar is a butterfly. Is a butterfly. Both of y 'all get fuck -stay fucked. I was going to say that that was kind of weak sauce. I got to say, that was weak sauce.
Speaker: it's not even it's not even weak sauce but okay you know what you're you came in thinking you got ses one sauce from fucking mcdonald's and you give us barbecue sauce going yeah this is at the same sense baby you know what your fiance does for a job yeah i was gonna say the bug killer does not abreast and beautiful butterflies
Speaker: I saw a caterpillar today I haven't seen you know that I don't know what they're called Chris you might know the black and orange ones they look like the Browns fans just walk around with these giant coats on yeah well I saw one and it's the first one I've seen in 20 years because I've never seen him down here you know the caterpillar you need to stay away from a big black one
Speaker: softball the venomous puss i'm serious as i would take google that the venomous puss has a sting on it is that like the penis snake okay okay go ahead the hometown stories before we go for the ranch on a penis snake and venomous puss so of course like i think it's like in a very small town for the most part
Speaker: So, wait, I'm really close with all my neighbors. I have been everywhere I've lived, like in Georgia. So, growing up, like, middle, high school, we lived on this one road. Well, across the street, we have, like, these, the most trashiest neighbors ever. I know those neighbors. There's one of those neighbors in every neighborhood. Oh, look at Chris with the sound effects.
Speaker: Nice. Funny fucker, aren't you? Yeah. But, uh... Let me take that man's phone away from him. So, like, it was a... So, we're gonna call... The mom will call her Ashley. The dad will call him Jared. And then they had two daughters, okay? So... Sing one and sing two. Yeah, so there wasn't ever a fucking week where, like, if you walked outside, these two were fucking arguing. Either, like, in their yard, or you can hear them not getting their house arguing.
Speaker: So my brother actually dated their oldest daughter. Which brother? JT. Of course. Yeah, I was going to say. The oldest daughter being the town slut, right? No. No, no, no. Really? We'll get to that. Usually is the case. We'll get to that in a minute. It's part of the whole story. But. OK. Go ahead. So eventually, it just got to the point to where the mom ended up kicking the dad out. It's like she kicked Jared out.
Speaker: Well, it was a jerk. Get your ass over a subway. Pretty much. It wasn't like maybe like a month later. She'd already had like the like another guy come in. We'll call him Alex and Alex had two boys. Nice. So during this time, like, you know, Ashley and Alex were getting along great. Well, their daughter, like the one that was dating my brother. Oh.
Speaker: Yeah Yeah, I was gonna say the sound effects are not us funny
Speaker: No, it was good. I did. You know, the funny thing is, as you're telling this story, all I can picture is a dirt road and a trailer with broke down three vehicles in the yard. The grass is about six feet high. And some tube top short shorts, Daisy Duke wearing fat chicks out there yelling at her husband. No, like the mom was actually, she was so actually, like I said, we'll call her Ashley. She was really attractive.
Speaker: And I mean, like the house that they lived in, it was a duplex. It was like two bedroom duplex. Okay. But I don't ruin my vision. Okay. I can literally picture the homemade half built porch and everything.
Speaker: So, we'll call the daughter. We'll call her. That's a good name. We'll call her. We'll call her Krystal. Krystal, that's a good white trash name. I've known a couple of those. So, Krystal, like, started getting really distanced with JT. Like, you know, she just kind of, like, pretty much, like, now we say ghosted him. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: Like he was upset, whatever. Well, remember that Alex has two boys, right? So at this time, like they're like 14, 15. And then of course, like the younger one, she was like eight years old. Okay. Come to find out, Crystal is actually sleeping with the oldest boy. Nice. The oldest boy that lived with them.
Speaker: Who was like 14 or 15? Yeah. And how old was she? She's like 14. Oh, so this is back when JT was young. I don't think it was JT. Yeah, I was going to say, like, JT, what the hell, dude? I got a room to rent, brother. What the hell? JT might need to run to Mexico.
Speaker: No, no, no, no. So, eventually Ashley and Alex ended up getting married. So, now these are her step -sons and Alex's step -daughters, who continue all throughout hospital to have a relationship in these same handles. That theme song you played for the opening of this, Chris, is just really hitting home. Wait a minute.
Speaker: The stepdaughter is sleeping with his stepson. Yes. And how old was the guy when she got married to him? And how old was she? Yeah, how old was she? I mean, if she's got, okay, if she's got a 14 year old kid, she's got to be at least 22. Well, fuck if I know, I mean, she's old enough to have a 14 year old kid. Well, that doesn't help. Alex was old enough to have 14 year old kids. I mean, like, they're like, well, in their thirties.
Speaker: Not necessarily 20s. Yeah. 30s. Okay. I was going to say, there's a whole lot of fucker going on. This, this, this feels like a whole. Well, that's what that's, that's the, the, the joys of the hometown of stories is, I mean, you're, you're talking about.
Speaker: So mom ditched dad for a new guy. And Alex has got two kids that are boys and the boys come in and they see a, you know, a girl that's a year older than him. He was like, Hey, what's up? Oh, well, even better. So he's like, so, uh,
Speaker: You want to share the bed tonight? And she she said, help me stepbrother. I'm stuck in the dryer. I've seen that stepbrother step, stepson. No, no, the stepbrother is sleeping with the stepsister like in the movies you see on Pornhub.
Speaker: Okay. That's where I was confused. I thought the, I thought the 15 year old chick married the 15 year old dude's dad. And then she was like, no, no, the mom and dad are little, the mom and mom and stepdad are just in the house while the, while the step brother and step sister are playing, uh, let's play corn hub real life. Yeah. She got stuck in the doggy door and he was just, I'm stopping. I'm just helping her. I can't help with my dick winning her.
Speaker: Okay, okay. Well now I feel like I'm on the same page as everybody else I'm on a whole nother fucking level Chris is like wait the 14 year old is sleeping with the mom and
Speaker: And the 14 -year -old is like, what, the dad? What? Well, yeah, go ahead. Damn, Tennessee is confusing. I thought it was Georgia. Thank you. For the Georgia, Tennessee, it's all the same at this point. Where your mom's your dad and his dad's your brother. Yeah. But continue, please, because I'm curious.
Speaker: Well, I mean it's it's it makes sense though
Speaker: Because when you're in high school when you're yeah, so they're not related If she was hot No What's in -house pussy dude at 14, please if she's hot and into me I'm in Well, yeah, I know your sub sister I
Speaker: No, no, I could not, I could not envision envision myself just taking my stepsister to pound town, even if she was like, Hey, mom, is this the sister I met? Is this the sister I met? I don't know. I might, I might, I would. If memory serves correctly, which it usually does.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean look who you're asking dude Yeah, that's a whole other ball game. Oh
Speaker: But yes, what happened to thing one, thing two, and dude one, dude two? Dude one, dude two. Lord, if I know, like, after hospitals, I've never saw. So they dated all through it. Well, you know, like I said, it's not, yes, it's taboo. However, there's no blood relation there. And, and I see it as one simple thing. At that age, when you're dating somebody,
Speaker: Like I i'm a perfect example for it. I had a I had a friends in high school They they were dating and then their parents started dating So so like My buddy and his girlfriend were dating and then his dad met her mom and started dating There what's the difference? No The difference is is dude
Speaker: Figured out a way to get his girlfriend to move in with him at 16 years old Well, it doesn't make it wrong Is there any way that you still know these people's names and you can like I do I do I will actually know I was gonna say yeah, look the fuckers up on Facebook. I'm curious Yeah, like ask them like do they have like little mongoloid?
Speaker: They wouldn't be fucked up kids because if they had kids their kids would be normal because they're not blood related Yeah, they're not blood related, but it's not like they were cousins family reunion. It's not like they were cousins or Yeah, yeah, they're not related
Speaker: When you're when you're 15 16 years old and you're in love Because that 15 16 year old in love means you saw some girl and you're like, well, she's hot I'm in love But what do you want to do? You want to spend 24 hours a day with your girlfriend? You are you you are justifying
Speaker: Yeah, I'm just right. I have no problem justifying that. I mean, it is weird that they met. It's a stepsister. I have no problem with it. It'd be one thing if she was, I mean, you're the same age, dude. It's like, it's like, it's like the, the, you know, you, you, uh, you go to kindergarten and the same girl you met in kindergarten is graduating next to you
Speaker: senior year. What's the difference? Jeff, what you're telling me is like if you're in your wife's split, you've met somebody else and you married her and she had kids and your boy and her, you would be completely okay with that. Her daughter and your son. I don't have a problem with it. I wouldn't have a problem with it. It's step kids. If for some ungodly reason, my wife and I split up,
Speaker: and my son was, honey, you weigh in on this. My wife is almost asleep on the couch, but mom, if you and I split up and I started dating another woman that had a kid and Kevin started dating and said, kid, would you have a problem with it? There you go. My wife's okay with it.
Speaker: It's so weird. My sister and I, my sister and I, things like that. But the difference is I don't have any stepbrothers or stepsisters. My parents have been together for over 40 years. So I've never been in that situation. Where you have, Chris. So as somebody that's in that situation. As a guy that is in that situation and has a stepsister that is less than a year younger than me. I don't know. Your stepsister, if I recall, was kind of hot, dude.
Speaker: Back then she was she was attractive, but I mean that like oh my god my sister's so hot, but like you know III of them before I only have three sisters now. I have a broister You know none of them are ugly by no means Your siblings are ugly My sister in question you know
Speaker: Yeah, you know back then, you know, she was She had a lot of male friends. Yeah My wife just made a comment a half brother and half sister now that'd be fucked up. Yeah
Speaker: But like I said, being in that situation and having a stepsister that is less than a year younger than me, I could never fathom just being like, hey, sis, you're looking pretty good tonight. Mom and dad went to bed. Guess what, dude? We got that. You want to stay and watch a scary movie? Sorry, the pound town's coming through. You got your ticket?
Speaker: Yeah! That dishwasher's not going to unload itself, better be careful because it's tricky and you might get stuck, I'm just saying. No, the thought never crossed my mind because I always looked at her as my sister. Well, yeah, but I mean, you are literally one of the most conservative guys I know, too. I wouldn't say that. I am more conservative than what he is.
Speaker: No, no, no, no. And the way I explain this, Chris, in your entire life, how many chicks have you dated? Including summer? Three. How many chicks? How many women have you been with? Three. How many women have I been with sexually, including summer? In general? Two or five. Okay, four and five. Oh my, four and five. That was a weekend for me back in the day.
Speaker: What'd you say, Summer? I said, oh, your number jumped. I think it's like four or five, and it jumped. Now, as far as sexually, you're talking about the actual act of sex. No, no, no, no. No, I'm talking like not actually sex. I'm talking about dating. Oh, dating? Yeah.
Speaker: maybe, maybe 10 girls, but I don't know what you mean by what you mean by like, this is my boyfriend. This is my girlfriend. Okay. Yeah. So maybe, maybe 10, maybe, yeah, maybe 10 or 12. I haven't dated a whole lot of women, but as far as sexual intercourse, yeah, maybe, maybe four, maybe five.
Speaker: But, you know, not necessarily, you know, not including intercourse, just sexual activity. You know, I had a period where I fooled around, but I mean, I wasn't banging every chick that I came across.
Speaker: Yes, he's where you and I differ. Well, you are also trying to you are also at the career center trying to bang anything that fucking breathe to. Yes, I did. If you had a pulse, you were trying to stick your fucking pecker. Yeah. Well, Chris, I dropped a nail. Pick it up. Not today, fucker. Not today, Satan. You're not today, Satan.
Speaker: But this is this is this is this is again that little man syndrome you felt like you had something yeah a Lot to do with it. I think that has a lot to do with with my where I my inton Idiocetasy, oh which by the way I did watch Idiocracy yeah, oh my god. It was so bad. Oh shit. I'm so stupid
Speaker: Yeah, I've never felt the need to. For me, when I have the need to feel like I have to prove something to somebody or something like that, it's always gone down a violent road, where like, oh, you're this motherfucker. Yeah, see, I'm not that guy. Yeah, I'm not that guy. This is my yard, and I'm the big dog. So I've never been that guy that's like, ooh, we're going to bang over a chick that I can look at.
Speaker: I'm that guy. Yeah, we all know that. Yeah, well, nobody's perfect. I'm pretty close, but nobody's perfect. No, no, I'm. No, this is a guy who was like, I had Snapchat for a week and I had to delete it because. No, but it's it's.
Speaker: I don't I don't really see anything wrong with with the whole stepbrother and stepsister dating. I do because I mean, it's a little weird. It is a little weird. I will give you that. Here's the thing. So once like the mom and the dad they initialize like they get married. That is family like that is your family. Yeah. But were they dating before the official marriage? It doesn't matter if they were dating before they were living together. The mom and dad were already like
Speaker: in that relationship? Well, yeah, but but it also doesn't sound like that family is real high on morals either. Oh, once again, I'm picturing the trailer how the trailer park. So the 15 broke down cars. So the mom and. Yeah, the mom and dad were already in an established relationship. And then the living son and daughter, the stepbrother and step sister,
Speaker: decided, you know, we live together and you're kind of cool and whatnot. Then they started dating after their parents were already dating. Well, that, that actually reminds me of a story I actually, I actually saw on Facebook. It was like one of those videos that pops up on your feed and you're like, what the fuck?
Speaker: And it was this guy and girl, they were separated at birth. They're all high -fiving each other. And 10 years later, after they graduated high school, like one was adopted or something like that. Yeah. And they met and started dating. And then they found out that they were brother and sister. Now that's... Okay, look.
Speaker: We've been dating for like they were dating for like three years before they found out they were brother and sister Because the the the guy was adopted Then at that point they're like we don't see anything wrong with it. I was like look I do
Speaker: Well, yeah, yeah. I like what Angel said. I like what Angel said. They all hive each other. The dad comes out and the son comes out. I just took that piece of compound and the dad was like, yeah. I beat that pussy up. I'm fine. Let's go get a beer. Yeah, that would, that, I mean, I get, I get where you're coming from where it would be odd at first.
Speaker: No, it's not even an audio first thing. 100 % was summer because at that point, your family... What? I have no idea who won, bud. You didn't even watch it. I was watching it, but I turned it off. I don't know. I think it's... I told you to download the app, man. I don't know. I don't feel like it. Hold on a second. I'll see if I can figure it out. Yeah, no, it's just...
Speaker: Yeah, I think it's it is it is a bit taboo, but it's not illegal It's not illegal, but weird it's still gross in my well, uh, pittsburgh one Who are they playing? Who are they playing? Oh, well two gears
Speaker: It's pre -season Hall of Fame game. It doesn't matter for me. I'm going to grab another beer. No, I mean, yeah, no, it's just, it's course. I mean, like I said, being in that situation and having a stepsister around my age, that thought never crossed my mind. It wasn't one of those things. So.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean I guess I guess at the end of the day Yeah, we have morals. This is very true. Jeff. I'm saying I don't Jeff has no morals and very low standards I've seen some of the girls that he Quote unquote dated in high school. Yeah, well that reminds me, you know who popped in my head the other day. Yes, robot Chris, you know who popped in my head the other day Do you remember t -rex?
Speaker: feet rags hold on i'm gonna do a visual for you if you can see do you remember that i do not remember her name but that popped in my head the other day i fucking lost it
Speaker: are laughing so hard for no reason. I guess the only way that I could remotely even consider being on Jeff's side in this conversation is if said step -brother and step -sister say they were already dating a couple years. That's what I'm saying. That's what happened to my buddy.
Speaker: Yeah, no, no, no, I'm saying like, in that situation, it's fucked up and it's wrong. But like, say, the future stepbrother and step sister, they were dating for a couple years and then like, and then the parents, the parents met and then they were like, Oh, you know, then they hit it off. And it's like, well, I've already been in a relationship with this girl for like two years. And now you assholes decided to get fucking married. So now they actually have a movie about that called because I said so.
Speaker: Really? Yeah. So like the mom was just setting her daughter up on all these dates and then the daughter ended up dating this bad guy. And he wasn't a bad guy. The mom just thought he was. But he's actually a really good guy.
Speaker: There's, there's actually a movie about, uh, I think it's, I think it's Brandon Frazier. And, um, that was where he was locked in the fallout shelter for like 15 years. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, there's a, there's a movie with, um, what's the blonde chick. Um, she played the hooker and the hangover.
Speaker: Okay, she she was Heather Graham, yes, Heather Graham and I want to say Brandon Frazier, but I'm probably wrong Where they meet they start dating and they find out that the mom Had given him up for adoption
Speaker: her mom had given him up for adoption and they were they were brother and sister but it turns out the mom was lying because she wanted Heather Graham's character to marry a richer guy well that's a whole other that's a whole other situation if you start hanging your blood brother or blood sister
Speaker: But I just remember, I remember that scene because, uh, in all honesty, at this point, Jeff, I feel like if you thought your sister was hot, you probably would banger. No, no. You know what? I, I don't think I can take it that far. Yeah. I draw the line at that one.
Speaker: Yeah. No, you know, he comes in the house. He's had he said three strawberry. He's like, you know, I've been meaning to tell you for a long time, you're pretty fucking hot. It's just big. And just like, you know, I got this ticket for pound town if you're interested.
Speaker: I'm telling mom and dad. Shut up. That ain't cool. It was a joke. Yeah. I'm just saying, I'm just saying as. Yes, it is odd. It is. It is not the norm. However. Thanks for making it weird. Yeah, no shit. Good God.
Speaker: I love the whole story. No, that is a good one. It's a moral dilemma. It all depends on how you see it. It is a moral dilemma. Fucking morals and standards. I have morals. I don't kill anybody yet this week.
Speaker: bunch of banging your sister. Step sister. I'm just saying. Why do you need to divorce that and give me a step sister?
Speaker: So I can prove these fuckers wrong. I don't want that video here. Just so I can prove these fuckers wrong. It's okay. It's perfectly fine. Watch this, Chris. She can suck start a Harley. And blocks. On that note, I am finished with story time, hometown stories.
Speaker: Yeah, no, we do appreciate it because it does it like said it does bring a little thought process to the podcast A little sick thought but whatever So uh, I suppose saturday night you're gonna have a new one for us and I can maybe properly introduce it But that intro is perfect for that story
Speaker: I didn't even know what the story room was. Yeah, that's what makes it even funnier. So what's tomorrow's story? I'm not going to tell you. You have to wait until I tell it. I'm like, I don't have any fun at all. No, totally worth it. Totally worth it that he didn't know and the sound effect really set the mood. I'm sorry I went full Kevin Hawley.
Speaker: However, however, speaking of speaking, speaking of movies and weird shit, my wife has never seen. Yeah, go ahead and jump off my car that I have to buy.
Speaker: Oh, well. Hey, your girl was live again tonight. Wasn't she there back from vacation? Yeah, she was. And I was like, so sad. I thought I was going to miss it, but I got out of there for like the last 30 minutes. And so I was late getting in here. Well, you weren't the only one that was the sport of fiance. And you still showed up late. Yeah. That means I'm awesome.
Speaker: No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. No, I think, I think the fact that I was able to somehow manage to pull out and that was impressive. Well, it all came down to one thing. The problem is the company my wife works for literally announced today that they needed to turn in said paperwork today. So not only am I standing out there
Speaker: waiting on my wife to finish. I'm out there with the other husbands and wives going, can we go? There was like nine of us out there that just showed up to hand in paperwork. So it was like, uh, well, you know, it is what it is. Yeah, but yeah, but don't worry, you know,
Speaker: I got this. Yeah. Well, I literally, I got there and like I said, I left my phone here on purpose because my phone doesn't work without wifi. Um, but I got here, I got to this, uh, I was sitting outside of the office and I'm talking with the, uh, I said, Hey, you know what I should've done. I should've told Chris to go live and vamp. And my wife comes out and she's like, what are you still doing here?
Speaker: And all that shit. And she's like, you know, Chris already started. I was like, yeah, good. I said, see, I knew this, this man and I are right on the same fucking brainwave. And I told you, I was like, yeah, we'll see what happens. I'll probably just go live and wing it. And, and I, camera started messaging me at eight and he was like, are you guys going live? And.
Speaker: I was in another Haps Live and they're like, dude, don't you have your podcast? I was like, yeah. I was like, I'm giving it until 8 30 and then I'm just going to go and whatever happens, happens.
Speaker: And, you know, I started at eight 30 Cameron was messing with me. He was like, he was sending me gifts and he was like, it was like a gift of the rock. And it was like, let's go. And then it was a gift of Michael buffer. And it was like, it is time. I'm just going to wing it. I came in. I didn't know what the fuck to talk about. I didn't know what the fuck to do.
Speaker: And I had, uh, you know, unfortunately, like right off the bat, the chatter's box was on fire. And of course, you know, it was the official start of football season. So I was like, all right, I can, I know what I can fall back on this. We can talk a little football, which is great because that would have been just me sitting here going, Oh, fuck, you know, which is like, when I talk about cars, speaking of cars, you're going to make fun of me and I know you will. And I'm okay with it.
Speaker: Because my wife and I started looking at vehicles because Yes, we are gonna fix the clips where we are gonna fix the Malibu, but we want something reliable in the grand scheme of things and The eclipse of Malibu are not that because they're over 20 years old So we started looking at the Jeep Patriots Queer
Speaker: Yeah, well, no, here's where it gets worse. Here's where you're gonna make really fun of me. Well, the Patriots aren't any worse than those cars you were looking at before. No, they aren't. The only problem with the Patriot is the transmissions, the 07s and 08s and 09s. The transmissions are just problematic. Well, you know what I started looking at that I really kind of started getting into? I'm kind of looking at the Dodge Nitro.
Speaker: Well, and that's the thing. Dodge, in all these years, Dodge and Mopar or whatever, they have not been able to figure out how to fucking build a transmission that's not fucking plastic. Yeah, well, the problem with the Liberty or the Patriot is it's a CVT transmission, which it doesn't shift. It's basically a cone that's slowly just as opposed to stepping down.
Speaker: It's just one solid power band. People, when they get into a first time, they drive a vehicle with a CVT transmission, they're freaked out because it'll rev at 6 ,000, it'll go to 6 ,000 RPMs, stay there, but this pedometer will slowly increase. It freaks them out because they're waiting for the vehicle to shift, and it doesn't. They're like, what the fuck?
Speaker: But I started looking at the Dodge Nitro and I found one that's really nice. But I found out one eerie thought, every thing about the Dodge Nitro. It's the exact same platform as the fucking Liberty. It's the exact same vehicle with a different body. So I started looking at Liberty's.
Speaker: And I'm trying to convince my wife that we buy Liberty just if I can make it a convertible. You better build a fucking garage. Well, no, because like I said, I'm going to rhino line the interior with the exception of the seats will be neoprene, like a wetsuit. So far, she's shot me down every time I mention it, but I'll just wait till she's at work one day. I'm like, look, I got a salsa.
Speaker: And then you'll be filing for divorce. Well, I can sleep in the Liberty. They're not terrible vehicles, but they're just goofy. They're goofy looking in, in my opinion, they're way too small, but this is also a guy who has. Yeah. Well, to me, they're like a fucking escalate. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, but you know, I've got a family of six. So, you know, yeah, well, that's another thing. Well, we're only a family of four. But the, the reason why we need a, we need an SUV. We can't, we can't do cars all the time because when it, if it floods, which it does every time it rains, as you leave, you can't leave if you don't have something that can forward the
Speaker: for at least like six hours. So because we're kind of at a weird hill Valley thing. But and I mean, that's where I've been looking at. I've been looking at pickup trucks, because if I've got a pickup truck that's got the bench seat in the front, then, you know, it'll work, you know.
Speaker: Well, no, I mean, you got to, if you got a pickup truck with the, with the extended giver, the quad cab, three C's in the back. And if you, if your front seat has a bench on it, you got three seat belts in the front. So, I mean, it would work. Well, actually, you know, believe it or not, what I'm looking at right now, the 2021 blazer, I'm kind of a fan.
Speaker: I kind of like it, but then I kind of don't. Well, seeing pictures, I was kind of on the fence, but I saw one in person two days ago, and I was like, hello, pretty. They're massive. They're not the 96 blazer.
Speaker: No, but I mean there's still there's still only uh five person whatever. Yeah, but I did I did see a bronco today Uh that I kind of like the new broncos. It was not the little stupid one that i've seen the bronco a little bit bigger
Speaker: No, the new 2021. It was a little bit bigger than what I've seen at the dealerships, but it had the soft top on it and it had like a little three inch lift on it. Like I said, it was bigger than the ones that I've seen, but it was a brand new block. And I was like, kind of sort of, but it's just, I was, you know, Ford already makes the expedition.
Speaker: So you make a big SUV just do the fucking bronco, right? And the same thing Chevy should have done with the blazer. The new blazer is pretty nice. I do. I'm not going to lie. It looks cool, but they should have gone old school with it. Make it look cool. Like the, like the, the, the C 10 blazers, you know, basically make, make it a Silverado super short bed.
Speaker: with a cap. Something like that. But no, like I said, I'm still leaning towards like a like a traverse or a Tahoe or
Speaker: So Ford Ford, I'm kind of steering away because for whatever fucking reason, a brand new Ford expedition, which is or Ford Explorer, which I could get away with. Right. Is is like 20 ,000 more than a brand new traverse or a tile. Yeah. Well, it's it's the difference between Ford and Chevy.
Speaker: Well, I started looking at, uh, the only reason I looked at the Chevy Blazer because when I see the full price, I'm like, fuck that. But the down payment, they only want two grand. No, that is like 1500 bucks. And I'm like, really? But the, the kickoff for Mexico, what really fucks you over when you buy a new vehicle, Mexico, if you get your oil changed anywhere, but at the for, at the dealership,
Speaker: It voids the warranty. Oh, really? And they want $300 to change the oil. And that's just kind of, that's some, that's some stone cold fuckery. Yeah, no, I agree. Because I can change the oil in my driveway for 20 bucks.
Speaker: Yeah. Give or take. Well, I mean, my car to change oil on it, it's about a hundred dollars to change oil on it. But my car, you can also only use this synthetic oil. And so that's why it costs so much. Well, yeah. But still, even a hundred bucks isn't that bad. But I mean, just because you're taking it to a dealership where another guy would charge me a hundred bucks or I could do it for less than a hundred bucks here in my driveway.
Speaker: Chevy dealership charges like $300 and I'm like, that's fucked up. That's why we're looking at used vehicles. We just like it. I think we're going to end up waiting another two months because she's been killing it so much that we have about half for a 2017 right now.
Speaker: another two months, we'll have what we need for 2017 2018. Yeah. And that's the problem I'm running into like with my car, for instance, is I want to trade it in. But I don't want to it's a 2017 I bought it brand new. Right. I never had a brand new vehicle.
Speaker: I've had a few, but I got into buying brand new cars. But I don't want to trade my car in for something older than what I already have.
Speaker: right or for or for another 2017 that that has twice a mileage on it than my car does. I mean, right. So, you know, mom was looking. The main reason why I I almost refused to buy a brand new vehicle all comes down to I will void the warranty before I leave the fucking shop. Well, that's because you're a jackass. No, because of the simple fact I'm the kind of guy who's like,
Speaker: You know, okay, we got a four by four truck. Let's lift that motherfucker. Or we got a two wheel drive truck. Let's lower that motherfucker. Or, you know, let's throw in a stereo that'll fucking make your ears bleed. Or let's change the paint because we got it cheap because it was white stereo, but put a stereo in it. Whatnot. It's not going to, you know, voids weren't you in a Tesla, Tesla and any EV.
Speaker: Any EV, it will void the warranty and change up the... I don't know, dude. Is that a Cybertruck? Yeah, well, no. That thing's fucking ugly.
Speaker: It's cool though. No, but yeah, that's the thing. Like I bought my car. I got to go fry chicken. And they had the manufacturer's warranty on it. Bumper to bumper, everything included, which is actually came in handy one time. But, you know, power steering went out and my car is completely computerized. So, you know, it was a chip and it's not power steering fluid or anything like that.
Speaker: But when Sparky comes back, I'm gonna get ready and wrap this up. Because I gotta work in the morning. Some of us have jobs. It's been a night. I can't believe this has gone on for almost three hours. But I do need to end this. Hey, work in the morning. And Saturday, guys, as I said earlier, Saturday,
Speaker: which I'm looking forward to. And I was just saying, I'm going to wrap this up because I've got to work in the morning. I like some people. Yeah. I was going to say, I gotta, I gotta run over to the store real quick. I just realized the only thing we have to drink in the house is beer. There's nothing wrong with that. Well, except for the fact that I only have two left and I'm, I'm, I'm kind of blitzed, not blitz, but I'm, I'm tipsy.
Speaker: been an interesting walk to the store. I'm actually, I'm actually barely buzzed. Really? Yeah. Think about it. Well, get you a 12 pack for Saturday night. I'll probably get something for Saturday night. I did. You would be proud of me, sir. You know, like I said, I was bombing around between stores today.
Speaker: And I stopped into a like 7 -Eleven kind of joint. It's an oxo. And I almost bought Coke, but I bought flavored water instead. Well, there you go. But I'm pretty sure the flavored water had more sugar in it than if I would have bought a Coke. Just look at the label. Like I said, the body armor is really good. I don't know if you can get that down there. Body armor is really good. The closest thing I can get, they have a brand of water down here called Electropula.
Speaker: And electric bullet has a has a flavored water and I got a strawberry flavored water. They'll blow your fucking mind. It's like Like you're sucking on strawberries, but i'm pretty sure it's a shit ton of sugar in it. I didn't check well Yeah, it's it's much like Gatorade and Powerade. I mean, yeah, it's got the electrolytes and this and the other thing but it's also got 45 pounds of sugar per bottle. Yeah exactly so
Speaker: But, um, I'm going to, I'm going to try my best to get this, this episode up tomorrow. Uh, because again, uh, I would like to have this up. So, you know, maybe people can hear it before we go live Saturday. Right. Because again, Rocky, Rocky will be joining us Saturday night. I'm excited about it. Actually. Our first full real interview guest.
Speaker: I can't say ghost because some are yelling at me the other day. She's like, I've been on, Jay's been on, Tony's been on, Cameron's been on. Yeah, but we didn't plan it. We didn't plan those. They were just kind of random occurrences. And so upgraded. Sober does have her segment now. She's got her segment. I like that. I like the segment. It's funny. The hometown stories is funny and the thought provoking.
Speaker: as long as she she you know we can plan that out that'll be like the only planned segment on this podcast but uh you know get on your homework woman remember that shit search your memory i'm sure she's got stories for days to be honest with you just just because of
Speaker: And of course, if we really have a bad day, we could always invite dad over. And do I can sit there and talk about your thing? If dad's allowed to come over, if pops is allowed to come over. But yeah, like I said, I do want to, I do want to wrap this up. I got to get the kids squared away. They might be already laying down. Fuck. I don't know.
Speaker: Actually, I doubt they are. Chris Cash is still wearing his tennis shoes in the house. Why? He's a weird little kid. My kids do the same thing. I can't keep shoes on my kids. It's the weirdest thing. That reminds me of the 11th and the 13th birthdays. 11th and 13th of when? This month.
Speaker: Oh, really? It was my kid's birthday. My son is the 11th. My daughter's the 13th. Well, the 13th is a Friday and the 11th is a Wednesday. Fuck your birthday kid. The only reason I know that is because the 14th that Saturday is the first Browns preseason game.
Speaker: so we'll be we'll be doing the podcast and i'll have the bronze game on my phone uh which which means my eyes will glaze over halfway through well no i'm just gonna have it on my phone so i can watch it but i mean yeah of course i'll probably randomly be like yeah well i'm i'm actually trying to figure out uh i i well i was at home depot today i was looking at barbecues and shit i think i'm gonna do burgers and hot dogs and stuff and we're gonna have a pool party for the kids
Speaker: We usually try to do it on like the 11th or the like around the 12th anyways, so that, you know, we celebrate both bird's days at the same time. And in case they're listening, I don't want to go ahead and say what they might be getting, but I went window shopping today and almost passed out prices. That'll do it.
Speaker: Yeah. Trust me. Trust me. Yeah. Cause my, my kids are birthdays are April, May, July, and September. So I get a break, but the first three just pile on. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know. Then I get a break before Parker's birthday, but you know, I got a nice, I got a nice break between the, the, the birthdays and Christmas. So I'm happy about that. Although, although my wife announced to me the other day, she says, I want to have another one. I was like, what are you stoned? Exactly. I was like, well, tell you next time. Well, yeah, when I was married, when I was married, uh,
Speaker: I had birthdays in April, May, June, July. Uh -huh. And then not only a birthday, my ex -wife's birthday was in June, but our wedding anniversary was in June. Oh, shit. I got to worry about that. I got to go from February to July. I think it's November.
Speaker: I have to look it up.
Speaker: We're going to wrap this up for tonight. So make sure you guys come back and join us Saturday. Rocky will be joining. Rock Lee will be joining us, which should be interesting and probably a complete and total train wreck because.
Speaker: you know that's just everything everything yeah it's a dumpster fire yeah uh shout out to the chatters box as always thank you guys for checking out uh checking this out live and bullshitting with us and especially tonight thank you guys for the first hour and uh yeah i appreciate it everybody because i was i was unavoidably detained yes
Speaker: you know, being a lively bunch and keeping the flow going. If you guys aren't already, feel free to go give us a follow, a like, a thumbing, a pounding, a hashtag, whatever you want on social media. Bring that bell. Holy shit, I'm tired. Bring the bell on social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube, all that nonsense, well, nonsense. And again, I've said it three or four times tonight because I was just floundering.
Speaker: We finally figured out how to get the social media out there. Also, while you're at it, if you've ever caught any of our lives and you're interested to see what the rest of the show sounds like and want to get caught up on all the episodes, there's 30 episodes currently
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Speaker: On tonight's hometown story. That's the one we need. Give us your opinion on hometown stories at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Would you fuck your step sister? Jeff would. Jeff would fuck his sister. I don't know. I don't think so. I don't think I could. I don't think I could. He totally would.
Speaker: I don't know. Like I said, like I said, you get two or three strawberry kiwi wine coolers in you. You're hitting on your sister. How you doing? And on that note, Jeff Spang and his sister and we are out of here. Deuces.
Speaker: where the hell's that in broadcast button? I can never find this type of thing. Need to make that red, perhaps. Yeah, right. It is red. Well, it's all my glasses on. Oh, yeah, I got to tell you about that Saturday. Don't let me forget to tell you about the whole glasses scenario. I will not. Don't forget to tell us on Saturday about your glasses. No, tell me Saturday when we're on the podcast. Damn it. Ah, because Saturday morning, 6 a .m., Chris, don't forget.
Speaker: Yeah. Those who are live on the podcast. And if you're an asshole and you should be ashamed of yourself. But on that note, I put my glasses on. Shame. Yeah. I have seen a Game of Thrones. Shame. Shame.
Speaker: On that note, I did find the in broadcast button because I put my glasses on and I can see. It's a miracle. Praise Jesus for the second time. We're out of here. Enjoy Blacktop Mojo.
Speaker: Jason is pretty lying. And we, yeah, we're facing about the time. And yeah, I fight. Yeah, I fight this battle on the ground. No, I won't cry too.
Speaker: No place to go
Speaker: A guilt on silver's roof And my class is real And yeah I'm fine, yeah I'm fine
Speaker: And if I can't be my own I'd be the one
Speaker: Y 'all do it one more time. There we go.
