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Speaker: Yeah, you know what time it is. Happy Wednesday. What's going on, fuckers? Welcome to the show as I learned Saturday night. Show doesn't have a name. It's just the show. And you guys, there's nobody on here, just some guys. You know, I learned that from my, my co -host Saturday night when I put these two jackasses on the spot. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Speaker: I want you guys to listen and pay real close attention to how it's done by a master. Welcome to the nonsense, everybody. Happy Wednesday. Hopefully you guys are having a good week so far. Excuse me, while I die. Is that how the master does it? Choking on my own fat tongue over here.

Speaker: Hopefully you guys are having a good week so far. We've made it. I guess that's what they say. That's what I've been told three different times today by three different people. Hey, it's hump day. We're halfway there. Okay. And then Chris shot him. No, but it is one day closed sugar Friday. You guys know what that means. We are nonsensical nonsense. We got a Connor with the heart ER down at the bottom of the screen.

Speaker: wearing his, uh, you got some shit stains or something on that shirt. You should probably put clean clothes on when you come to do this show. I'm just saying hashtag three losses in a row.

Speaker: We've got Jeff looking all pretty and spiffy, you know, some story about this is what he was wearing at work, but in all honesty, what you guys don't realize right before the show started, he had to run and find this shirt out of his son's closet because it's his son's shirt and put it on. So he looked pretty for the podcast. I got to witness that, that train wreck happened.

Speaker: No, I it was it's fucking 400 degrees here today So I I had my shirt off all day because it's too fucking hot and we have a celebrity on the show today You know that your poor neighbors How's kids case Ken Casey the lead cedar the dropkick Murphy's I Had to look that up

Speaker: But, yeah, I have to look that up. I've got a favorite that I've kicked burpees and I couldn't tell you one of their songs, however, other than we all sound like. You've seen the departed. Actually, I don't think I have. Connor kicking off the show. Jesus Christ, he hasn't seen that movie. That movie. Mike is often not working and he's talking away. Is this how it's done, Chris?

Speaker: Yeah, I was good. So usually it's done without interruption, but I forget that my co -host is Jeff on Jeff on Wednesdays and he can't talk midway through your first or second sentence and you're sitting here like a douchebag.

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Speaker: go see our good friend AJ down there on the, down on the east side of Newark and tell them nonsensical nonsense and say words are hard. We get a little, we get a little something off the top. You know what I mean? A little extra.

Speaker: A little, a little DeNero and a little nose candy if you guys are, you know. And, and, and just to let you know, just to let you know, Chris has started a new business. It's, uh, Chris bail bonds. So when you get busted for hanging out with Jamarcus, call Chris. He'll set you up.

Speaker: That way we can get you coming and going. It's all about supporting the community. Small business, if you will. Yeah. It's all about buying local support and local and AJ and I, we have a nice business plan put together. I'm not saying. I'm not mad at it. Wouldn't that be the excellent business? Well, I get one dude selling meth and then you are the bail bondsman that turns the guy in for buying meth. I'm saying that there is or there isn't a

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Speaker: Yeah, they'll bring in the nice SUV. We call it our VIP. And then you get your own cell by yourself. I mean, don't get no better than that. Well, that actually brings me to a question has has taken over a nerd and we're all the, we're, we're giving back to the community, if you will, Jeffrey. Well, we're technically, we're not only protecting the community, we're protecting the criminals as well.

Speaker: We're giving back to the community. Yeah. Well, here's my question. If you, for some reason, you decided to open up a bail bondsman, would you hire bounty hunters or would you do it yourself? I would probably do it myself. I think it would be fun for like the first one, the first one or two after that. But you also know me. So, you know, of course I would have minions.

Speaker: Well, yeah, let's see. Let's see. Like you can start a YouTube channel like that patty Mayo and just fake it. Yeah. I mean, I can just go to costume costume USA or Halloween car and give me a

Speaker: Give me a bounty hunter costume like Patty did. And I get a couple meat headed guys. And then, you know, there's plenty of people in Newark. I can slip them a 50 or AJ slips them a little something something like we're. Yeah. Yeah. How much their plastic handcuffs? I mean, like dollar store, dude.

Speaker: Yeah, then I get to saw my sweet ass MMA skills. Dude, you really ruined my life when you told me that shit was fake. And I was like, really? Because it was right. I got into it, dude. I was like, this is a badass. You're like, yeah, pretty sure that's fake. And I started watching it and I was like, I'll be damned if it ain't motherfucker. Ruining lives since twenty one. Fucking just glass shattering in my

Speaker: I've been ruining lives since 2021. You sir are welcome. You're like ice cube in all about the measurements. You're the white ice cube. That reminds me, Connor, where do you get your haircut? Your mom's house? What? No, honestly, where do you get your haircut? At a barbershop here in Vincennes?

Speaker: what's it called? Because I want to avoid it. You're welcome. Because because your beard looks like you're trying to become Chris. This is about as I think this is about as long as I'm gonna let it get honest. I tried to do it long I did I had mine long and bushy for a while and it just drove me fucking nuts. Yeah, I like it.

Speaker: I did too. I like it. I'm getting used to it. And it's not, it's not really a big issue. The only issue I have is when my, my stash grows. Yeah. It's looking at fucking, I had a tune on it when I'm eating food and that's what I'm like. All right. I gotta go to the barber. You gotta keep it trimmed down. See Carter's at that, at that, that just growing it stays like he hasn't. Yeah.

Speaker: You know, edging it up or getting it cleaned up or forming it. You never did anything with yours. You always look like, no, I just let it grow. Like you just got done on a four day bender of bath salts and you were eating somebody's face. It was like, God, at least brush it, Jeff. It always sounded like a lot of work. The bottom quarter of your beard is not a beard. It's yours.

Speaker: Like where my finger is right now, you can see through that with your beard because it's just. Yeah, yeah, I can only see your ring. Well, yeah, you can see my ring. No, but like this is this is full all the way down. Yours kind of like strings out at the at the end in the spaghetti. So I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about. The end of it when you yeah, that's when you should stop.

Speaker: No. I saw a guy the other day on TikTok, he would cut his beard for the first time. This motherfucker had it down to his belly button. And I was like, that's just too much. No, this is, this is as far as I think I'll go. I like the look. I like the length. This is about the link. I'll keep mine. I might take it just a little bit long, but every beard, when you get down to the end, when you actually grow it out and have linked to it, it does that.

Speaker: Yeah, it just sounds like work. You know, it's all beard all the way down. Like I started, what, before I was shaving my neck, because that used to, Oh my God, that used to drive me. Shave up underneath it, but now it's all grown out underneath and everything like that. So, but I also edge my sides, you know, like my sides are my mustache. I keep to like a one guard or whatever. Do you do, do you do trims at home like by yourself? Just like on your mustache. Yeah.

Speaker: and then I'll let I'll like do the like my cheeks. I'll do the edges but then I do that enough to where I can still follow their line and not worry about **** it up like every couple days. I just that's what always makes me nervous **** it up but I still have to go to the barber like when I get a haircut because the sides will start to get a little unruly. Yeah, they get they get like the little the little curlers out of nowhere. How you doing? No matter no matter you know how much oil or

Speaker: beer, balm or whatever I use, even though you like the low. Yeah. It's just, well, I have a buddy of mine here. He's a computer tech. Uh, when I had my internet cafe, he would always service my computers and he taught me a lot about, so I didn't have to call him all the time.

Speaker: But he had the best mustache I've ever seen. This dude had the full on fucking monopoly guy. He get the wax and do it in curls and stuff. It was fucking hilarious. And I was like, how? He's like, it just takes time. I was like, yes, no, it sounds like a lot of work. I can't. I get bored with it. Same thing with my hair. My hair gets too long. I get bored.

Speaker: And I'm like, I'm too lazy to go to the fucking barber. I'll just shave my head. Well, yeah. I mean, that's the thing. If you're going to have a big beard or a long beard or you're going to have long hair or whatever, you got to take care of this stuff, man. Yeah. But apparently guys who have beards and I heard this on the radio and I almost prompted me to call into the radio station and have a discussion about it and almost maybe want to go to Tampa and throw a punch of the DJ because he said guys with beards that take care of their beards are super Metro, basically borderline gay.

Speaker: That's what somebody says when they can't grow a beard, honestly. He has a beard and he has long hair and he's admitted to enjoy being pegged by his wife and his radio co -host. This is not really pagan if your co -host is doing it when you're both male. I don't think we have that relationship where I'm like, hey, Chris, I'm bored, peg me.

Speaker: Not anymore. No, I mean, not since I divorced you and put you in a crate. No, but but but I mean, I mean, in all honestly, if I was. And my question is this, what do you say afterwards? So you want to go catch the game? My ass, I slap you on the ass and say good game. No, but how do you broach that subject? Hey, bro, I want you to peg me.

Speaker: That's a friendship that's way beyond friendship at that point. I'm comfortable talking about anything with you, but I'm comfortable talking about anything with you, but I'm not gonna be like, hey, Chris, you wanna fuck me? We've done everything else. I got five minutes right now. How would you broach that subject?

Speaker: I don't understand a relationship that you can ask your buddy like hey actually in all seriousness Jeff has probably said that after some one night stands

Speaker: I've seen some of the girls he's been with. He's definitely said, hell, I've asked you, what the hell did you come into? He's looking like a velociraptor. That was the nickname for the girl I fucked in high school. What's up, Mark? What's up, Jarvis? No, but I mean, I don't, I don't. I don't know if they've actually fucked each other or not, but I mean.

Speaker: they're pretty goddamn close and they might as well yeah but i mean there's close and then there's like hey bro fuck me in the ass clothes that's that's what i'm pretty i'm pretty sure they're borderline there if you kept your headphones on you would know so shush little boy oh i hate to take a phone call i'm sorry

Speaker: My wife loves me and she is not at all needy at all. Oh yeah. She only calls me six times on each podcast. There's a, there's a video I'm going to send you Chris. I might've already sent it to you. She's trying to figure out what she's doing.

Speaker: I said she's trying to figure out what we're doing for dinner, you dumb cuck. I thought you were going to say, well, it's next. She's a woman. She should already know it's ingrained into her DNA. There's a, there's a video sound I want to do for TikTok and I'm sending it to you, Chris, uh, cause you need to do it as well because it's, it's a guy where it's like a, one of those, uh, videos where the terrorists send home and like, they're treating me well.

Speaker: You know, and it's this guy, he says, this is a list of things that I came up with that I agree is things that annoyed my wife this week. But it's like full on terrorist video. Like she's got a gun on him. It's the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. I was like, I need to do that. I already have one sound I have to do. Shut up, Rocky.

Speaker: I actually found something interesting the other day, kind of goes right along with Chris's whole paranormal thing that you're into. So there's this church, and this is a true story, and I don't remember the name of the church, but it's out in the middle of fucking nowhere, right? And it's under construction, and the guy, the architect, French architect, he died.

Speaker: and they had a set of stairs, a spiral staircase that wasn't finished. Like he had got everything, like the first step ready and it wasn't getting finished. So the nuns at this church, they decided they're gonna pray to St. Joseph for nine days. They'd pray for nine days. Joseph, the saint of stairs? Well, St. Joseph is the saint of carpenters. Because Joseph was a carpenter, Jesus' stepdad.

Speaker: Actually, it was a stepdad, let's be honest. I like that though, that was good. You need the poor bastard that fell for the, oh, it's immaculate conception line and then raised a kid that wasn't his. The world's first cuck if you would. The first documented cuck.

Speaker: Yeah, I don't know if you actually watched her bang another dude and get pregnant, but he believed the story of some spaghetti monster in the sky. Yeah, wife. So so on the night day, on the night day these these nuns praying, some dude walks out of the desert, long beard, old looking cat says his name is Joseph.

Speaker: And he said, and they said, well, what can we do for you? And he says, well, I was sent here to build some stairs. 2024. His name would have been Josephine. So he builds these stairs. He builds these stairs and then just fucking leaves. And the nuns are like.

Speaker: Wait, did you pay him? I didn't pay him. Did you pay him? You know, kind of thing. So they go to the lumber yard where he got the lumber and they're like, yeah, we don't know who that is. He didn't take any wood from us. They've had 150 people, experts on spiral staircases check the staircase and they all said the same thing. I couldn't have done this. There's not a single nail in the entire thing.

Speaker: Oh, I think I've heard about that. It kind of blew my mind. It's friction. It's some friction and pull the earth and it just trust me, it works. But it's I actually saw the video on the video. I saw it showed a picture of those stairs. They're gorgeous stairs. But it kind of blew my mind. I was like, that's fucked up. So so my wife actually talked to me about this today over the phone because she called me. I think that was a fifth call.

Speaker: Oh, I thought she caught you. I was like, what did she catch you today? Because she wanted to know if I thought we should bless the house before we before we moved in. Is it an old house? It is 19 for 1950s. Get some sage. Get some sage.

Speaker: Do you really think it's going to do anything or is it just going to make you feel better? She's like, I just want to go in. You know what? I was like, I understand where she's coming from because it's not just it's not a religious thing. It comes down to positive vibes are a real deal. I mean, seriously, if you think negative shit all day and then some of the negative happens, are you really surprised?

Speaker: Yeah, that's, that's, I mean, kind of a fair point. I just blessed the house to, you know, have somebody who really believes actually do it because we don't, I was like, yeah, but I mean, that's the other thing though. Tell her, tell her this, tell her bring an old priest and the new priest. I really don't believe in that. Then does it really matter if you have, that's what I'm saying. Yeah.

Speaker: but it's the same reason why people get like people that get there that they're not religious that get their kids baptized who the fuck is that? what? it's the just in case thing just in case you're wrong I kid you not I have a I have a friend of mine they they have an object with a joke sink in for a second I didn't actually I didn't actually hear you

Speaker: I said, you said just in case. I said, that's the guy from State Farm. No, but sometimes you have to explain them. Jarvis Jarvis. Where's Jarvis when you need it? Um, no, but I have a friend of mine. He hasn't been to church since God was a boy, but his son was born and he went, he's like, we're going to, we're going to get baptized. I was like, dude, you're the least religious person I know. He's like, yeah, but you never know. I'm like, what do you mean? You never know.

Speaker: You you're you're you're claimed to be an atheist Million times and that's wild but you never know and i'm like He's like like don't get me wrong. That's not a it's not a moot point. It's like yeah, it's right. It's hedging your bets but at the same time like

Speaker: Just seems like you're not that big of an atheist Yeah, just in case scenario Yeah But what actually I actually heard Ricky Gervais explain atheism And he says he said I believe many years ago. There were 200 gods You say you believe in one but you don't believe in the other 199

Speaker: And the guy interviewed him and was like, yeah, he says, okay, I believe in one less than you. Yeah. He was, uh, he was talking to Stephen Colbert. Yeah. And I was like, you know what? Fair fucking point, buddy. I mean, and, and, and I get that I did. That's why I wouldn't consider myself an atheist. I'm more of like a agnostic. I just have no fucking clue. And it, none of it makes a whole lot of sense to me. Right. So I'm not going to believe in it because it doesn't make sense.

Speaker: what we do here in our house what we do is we we kind of put stuff out into the universe it's like you know you put vibes out it's it's a real karmic thing you know it's a real um falling down a flight of stairs yeah happens it actually i fell down yesterday but not down the stairs that would kill me no but but it's not even manifesting let's like get up and go

Speaker: I'm going to put this into the universe. I hope Jeff falls down a flight of stairs. Jeff fall down a flight of stairs. And then I walk through the hallways. I'm getting drifts going. Well, you know what? Speaking of manifesting, speaking of manifesting, I thought something manifested on Sunday because out of the blue, I get a text message. Connor, you're going to love this. I get a text message from Chris's Nikki. Hey, can you call me?

Speaker: I would assume it's not my fault. My first thought was, ah shit, he's dead. And it was one of those things she mentioned the first thing she said when I answered the phone, I was like, I said, is he dead? And she's like, no, I, Chris said, you're good to vent to. I need to vent and he's asleep.

Speaker: All right. She fire away, you know, so she vented out and everything was good. But it's what it seems. Yeah, I would have thought that. But my first thought was like, fuck, he's dead. He he he killed himself. She killed him. So I was sitting there going, OK, how much the flight from Ohio to Mexico? So how can I get a room where you can stay or the FBI? Do I even know?

Speaker: My second thought was I wonder how much the insurance plan is And how much I was just talking on the I was just texting Doc about I was looking online at at Pew Pew's and they yeah the guns the store that I always go to Had is selling a 2 .9 saw which if you didn't know is the automatic weapon that that we use on and The army and throughout the most of the rest of the military, but anyway

Speaker: Yeah. I sent it to him and I was like, dude, look, we could, you want to go have these? I was like, we'd be ready for the zombie apocalypse and everything. He was like, yeah, but we would have to set up visiting rights. I was like, we would just come over any time and play with it. I was like, no, we would just live together on our thousand acre ranch and we would have a nice tree out back like for Jenny and the kids can go see Nikki whenever they want.

Speaker: And, you know, everything will be all right. She's like, here's, here, here's my question .John Dutton, where are you getting a thousand? Confessed premeditatingly planning the murder of both your wives. That's what I heard. First of all, he's not, it wasn't plotting Chris. He was manifesting and his wife.

Speaker: I've been telling Nikki since I got back from Korea that she dies, that I'm going to marry Doc. Fair enough. And he's already agreed to it, so he can't back out now. I cannot wait to be called to the witness stand.

Speaker: Right. Like an episode, nonsensical nonsense back from the dead. Episode, I don't know, 370 or something like that. Connor openly admitted to planting the murder and chases in the text that that was considered premeditated murder. You know what? Hey, it was a joke. I didn't mean anything by it.

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Speaker: He's like the whole door. He's like the whole door of the whole company, but whatever. Honestly, I didn't realize this was going in this direction. I was hoping this was going more in the hey, I've got a discount code to a hit man. And yeah, you're the hit man. I'm just saying someone with all the pew pews.

Speaker: Did I just did I just release your business plan Yeah, John Dutton with your thousand acre ranch

Speaker: Where are you getting this 1 ,000 acre ranch? Where are you getting the money for this 1 ,000 acre ranch? You don't need to worry about how big her life insurance policy is. Fair enough. About half of that insurance money is going to have to go into a hush account for Jeff and I and all of our listeners. I'm just saying. 500 acre ranch.

Speaker: You have my word and just word for a certain amount of money that we won't say anything. I can't vouch for our listeners. I can't speak on the behalf of our listeners. I can't, I can't spend money to Scotland or wherever the, or Southern Canada or wherever the fuck Mark is from or Sean Lowers is from. Well, Connor.

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Speaker: The other guy would be like Walter White. Well, that would make sense. White and Wong would make sense because he can't say right or wrong. Yeah, yeah. I got you. It's hilarious. When you. We need you. Right. We got complicated jokes. We need Jarvis. Jarvis, please log in. We miss our Southern Canadian punching bag.

Speaker: We need somebody to explain our jokes. He's like, it's funny because it sounds like right and wrong. Oh, Lord, have mercy. So I do want to ask Chris, I quit St. Patty's Day. Did you guys have a good time?

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, we didn't do much. I totally forgot it happened. We just went out and we went out and got lunch at our new favorite restaurant here in town that we had debated on going to for a very long time. And now we're kicking ourselves because we did wait so long. And it's like a super cool little place. It's called Shade.

Speaker: Um, let's, let's have cool fun, casual joints and they got filler food, man. Like, you know, I'm, I'm typical. We go to, we go to dinner, we go to lunch somewhere new. I'm just going to get a burger. I'm going to be safe. We've been there three weekends in a row and I haven't had a burger yet. I always, everywhere I go, I get a burger. I did have French fries. I am a burger connoisseur. Um,

Speaker: I did have potatoes. I had french fries. I wasn't like, yeah, I didn't want anything super heavy or anything like that, you know, after Saturday night.

Speaker: Not that I got super hammered or anything like that, but I had a nice little BLT and whatnot. And then we went and seen one of Nicki's friends. She bartends at a biker bar here in town. And I had a Pepsi that Nicki had. And okay, so I'm a jackass apparently. I'm fucking - We know. Heaven, now. I thought like the same, because I've never had green beer before.

Speaker: I thought it was like a special beer that they had for St. Patty's Day that was green. No, you filled food coloring. I didn't realize it was just any beer you wanted with food coloring in it. Yeah. You know how I learned that? Cheers. The TV show. So I learned that from It's Always Sunny.

Speaker: We were American. Well, actually I think Nikki is half Irish or something like that. She's like Polish Amish and Irish. She told me on Sunday, she's 43%. I was like, that's oddly specific. I told her the other day, I told her Sunday, I said, you're Polish Amish and Irish. You sound like you're full of ish. That's a lot of ish. What still?

Speaker: I've never had stew on St. Patty's Day. I didn't know that was a thing. You guys don't have stew over there. It's the most simplest basic thing in the world. It's just whatever you have in the refrigerator thrown into a pot. Agreed. What's a potato? Some potatoes.

Speaker: Potatoes are potatoes or french fries are just french fries with cheese on it Green beer. Yeah, green beer is 100 % American thing the whole thing. Oh, yeah It's a whole it's it's a it's a Boston thing The whole holiday here. I mean, I understand the holiday and I don't need to be educated on the holiday I know what the holiday is but it's it's it's just gives Americans a reason to party and drink. It's like cinco de Mayo

Speaker: Yeah, well, Cinco de Mayo is actually Independence Day, but okay. Well, yeah, no, it's Mexico's Independence Day. Okay, but you're saying in the States. But in the States, it's just another day. It's just an unreasonable drink. And pretend to be Mexican. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, at the end of the day. Donkey rentals go through the roof, I'm sure.

Speaker: No, yeah, no, I know it's an American thing. A lot of the things that we do here in the States, for St. Patrick's Day and Cinco de Mayo and stuff like that, it's an American thing. Nobody actually does it in the actual countries. But no, I'm stupid. I thought that it was like a special green beer. You're like, I want a hot taste. You're like, look at that, it tastes like another light. I didn't know that it was literally just, while I was drinking, it was

Speaker: We have Ryan Geist, which is a beer company out of here out of Ohio out of out of Cincinnati that I freaking love their beer. They got great beer and there was a new one that they had. It was called since the light. That I was drinking that it was pretty good beer. I never had it before, so it was really good. But you know, I had my first ever green beer and I think I had two or three beers Sunday. Nothing crazy, nothing much. They actually might have gone up to the hotel where Nikki used to work at because.

Speaker: Two of our friends are their husbands my favorite gays and they keep trying to kidnap me and I keep telling me He was like that. He told one of them. She's like, I'm sorry where you sleep I need to replace my fiance and he was like, okay. We'll take him home. She was like, that's not what I meant Yeah Yeah, I think she's got a serious delay

Speaker: Well, then she said, uh, you didn't have students sacrilegious. They don't even do that here. Such an American thing. I thought she was talking about the stew, but apparently she was talking about the green beer. I don't know. Yeah. I think the green beer comes down to like, I'm sorry. It's gotta be a Boston thing or Chicago thing because Chicago dies the river green.

Speaker: Yeah, it's got to be great for the fish, I'm sure. Yeah, you have to remember, you know, in the early days of America and the immigration and stuff like that, a lot of Irish

Speaker: people settled in New York and Boston. So they have a very rich Irish history and whatnot in those cities. But nonetheless, like I said, just had a couple of beers hung out. We hung out today and then just kind of come home and watch some American Horror Story.

Speaker: It was kind of a low -key chilled Sunday, you know, nothing crazy for St. Patrick's Day. I've never done any partying on St. Patrick's Day either. Like New Year's to me, there's too much pressure to have a good fucking time. Like I told Nikki, I was like, hey, I've never, you know, when I was with my ex -wife, you know, either she was working or she was going out with her friends and I wasn't invited. Or maybe I was working, you know, I was bouncing or whatever. So I was

Speaker: at the events, but I wasn't necessarily partaking in the festivities. And like Nikki said, she's like, yeah, you know, I bartended a lot of St. Patty's Day, but you're working, you know, you're not really - That doesn't sound fun either. Actually - Like bartending? Bartending on a sat patty's day? Because there's some place to get rowdy. Well, yeah. That's why I say that's the part that doesn't sound fun. And mutant green fish and shopping trolleys.

Speaker: Yeah. What do you mean shopping trolleys? What do you say trolleys? It's a cart. They call them bunnies down south. In Europe, they call them trolleys. It's a shopping cart. That's a cart. A shopping cart. Guinness is disgusting. And nobody should ever drink Guinness, period. Agreed. You only drink Guinness if it's the only beer left on the planet.

Speaker: and you're really wanting a beer. And even then, you're like, you know, I could drink my own urine if I let it sit for long enough and fermentation tastes. It tastes like this meat on Snapchat again. What's that? Brian's playing with his meat on Snapchat again. Yeah, I figured. There you go. Yeah, like you said, Charlies, I thought of a train and then I was like, you know how I learned that?

Speaker: A while back when I was with my ex we actually played a game of Pictionary and we had like people from like nine different countries and I got paired up with this chick from London and the the picture it was like it was a the only Pictionary we had was Like you had to draw the picture you see and make them understand it. So she's drawn it and it would The word was trolley

Speaker: So she's drawn a shopping cart and I'm like, shopping cart. She's like, Nope. And I was like, so it is shopping cart. She's like, it's a trolley. I was like, Oh my God. We were both right. Technically, you know.

Speaker: Yeah, like I said, we just, you know, just kind of a, you know, like I said, kind of a Choloke St. Patty's Day. There was literally like nobody at the hotel. I was just, Nikki and I, you know, they were dead as fuck. So we just hung out and talked to, you know, like, she still got a lot of friends there from when she worked there. So, and, you know, of course, that, you know, our gay friends, they were there.

Speaker: uh you know one was bartending the other one was working in the in the restaurant which is connected to the bar so you know we just kind of hung out and shot the shit with them for a few hours and had a couple drinks and came home and called it a day we did nothing we well like i said i ended up doing yard work apparently you've seen the size of my yard it only took about 12 minutes

Speaker: Apparently, I resembled Ken Casey or Casey Kasem or something. Well, I literally saw the picture she posted, and I was like, Chris looks like he's a member of the Dropkick Murphys. I love that. I never get to wear it, and I look good in that. You do. I have to admit, it suits you. Like, I can't wear a hat like that. I just look like a weirdo. Yeah, like, I can... You know, it's funny because, you know, once upon a time, I was single -white female, as we all know.

Speaker: And I was wearing this hat before he ever started wearing his. And then he tried to clean, well, much like the hairstyle and the beard and everything else, he tried to claim it as his. Now, the only thing he did want to put on was the fact that he wore a plaid dress or skirt because I was never going to resort to wearing a skirt. I love this. It literally looks like you just walked off the set of Dropkick Murphy's.

Speaker: music video. You could call me like Thomas Shelby or something that would be cool. Well, no, I will never give you that props. Big ups to my guy for winning an Oscar for Oppenheimer. Yeah. Well, the thing is, you I don't think you've ever seen any of the full episodes or full seasons. No, you are you are you are twice the size. Oh, that's not saying you're fat. You're twice the size of anybody on that show.

Speaker: just because you're a big stocky dude. And it has nothing to do with the fact that you're a big dude. Literally, those guys are like tall, slender. You know, the biggest guy on that show is Tom Hardy. Well, and he's a little guy. Well played, Lincoln. Forget Google Translate. I got Jeff Translate. Wow.

Speaker: Hashtag late trans Jeff. Jeff's dead. Did Jeff die? RIP Jeff. RIP trans Jeff. What she's trying to say in a roundabout sort of way is that I'm worldly. So what's my dead homie, trans Jeff? No, but it's the little stupid shit like that.

Speaker: like the trolley and cart, unless you actually

Speaker: go there and somebody's like, this is a trolley. And you're like, no, it's a topic card. It's one of those things that never comes up, you know, in day to day conversation. Like I know some of some of that stuff, you know, because I do have friends that are over in England and London and stuff like that. Guys, guys are, you know, whatnot that I've met from Periscoping and TikTok and stuff like that. And we've we've we've often had the conversations about, well, what do you call this over there? And they would ask, what do you guys call, you know, chips in America? And I'm like,

Speaker: What the hell are you talking about and they're talking about french fries and they're like And I was like, are you talking about your fish and chips your fish and french fries? I like their french fries here Yeah

Speaker: Yeah. And they're like, Oh, yeah. Or take wedges depending on where you get your fish and chips. Yeah. And then, you know, other things. So it's like, I know something and it's like, and then like get a living in the South for so long. Obviously, you know, they call it soda down there. Shopping carts are buggies and they have other words for things like that, you know, and they all shop in the pigly wiggly. I've never been, I've never been to a pigly wiggly. Really?

Speaker: There's another one too. What was the other one? Dixie something. When Dixie? Yeah. I think that's gone too. They were bought out by Publix or Food Lion or some shit like that. Something. I did not know that. He's just translating.

Speaker: Wait wait wait if I'm if I translate does that mean I'm part of the LGBTQ community You I mean Are you enjoying just pushing buttons because apparently yeah, but yeah, we call out a stroller. Yeah, buddy. I have a buddy in my house He's on the phone again. Jesus Christ. I

Speaker: It's not like we're doing a show or anything that broad. We're doing a podcast. What's in here, Dame? Dave. Tell her you're a hip cat and she's a cool kitty and she needs to get the fuck off the boat. Yeah, see.

Speaker: That was the joke, Jeff. Well, apparently since Jarvis is not here tonight, Jeff is filling in duties. Yeah. Somebody's got to keep it up. That's what she calls the L -B -G -T -Q -I -R -U -N. I don't know. We said something. We were having a conversation.

Speaker: upstairs. I was standing on the balcony having a cigarette. You were playing with your meat on Snapchat. You're playing with your meat. Don't lie. You're playing with your meat. And you send it to the guys. Look at me. He plays with it so much it smokes. That's what she said.

Speaker: I can't remember what it was. Yeah. No kidding. Right. I hope he's, I hope he's, I hope he's a little bit more. He's getting in trouble. Yeah. I hope he's a little bit more president tomorrow night. We got a big show tomorrow night. We had to put off Monday night show. We come back from break. I, uh,

Speaker: have a little funny thing. When your kids, your kids have phones and things like that. You ever gotten a big, you ever gotten a big bill? No, no, because they don't, they don't have access to buy shit and all that jazz. I'm smarter than you. Kevin, Kevin stole my phone. And apparently back in August last year, downloaded an app that charged me 10 bucks a week

Speaker: And I just found out about today, over, over $400 worth of bill. Jeez. Well, I mean, he's tried his damnedest to make sure that everybody sees him and he gets attention. And he's about to get his ass. So the wife was going to open it. If it stays closed, he's in there. Do it again. I must say no. So, so the kids,

Speaker: There's restrictions, I believe, on their phone. Plus, they know better than to get anything without asking. Well, the thing is, him and Michelle, when they play on my phone, because they'll steal my phone, and they'll download stupid games. Well, he decided he was going to play with this music game that wasn't a music game, it was a music editor. And apparently, it cost $10 a month, and he got it, realized what it was, and didn't delete it, didn't unsubscribe, just hit it.

Speaker: And Tanya was going through my phone today and she's like, she calls me down. It was like eight o 'clock in the morning. I was like, I don't have to get up for another like hour, leave me alone. And she's like, did you download this? I was like, I don't, I've never seen that before. Much like most of the games, they have their own folder on my phone for their games. And she's, I said, which folder was it in? She's, and she gave the name of the folder and I was like, that's Kevin's folder.

Speaker: And she's like, you know, it's charging you $10 a week. And I was like, huh, now I know why I don't have any money. Well, I mean, not the $10 is going to break me, but it was like, it was $400 and something dollars over the past year. Yeah. And I was like, God damn man. No, exactly. No. I mean, that's what I said. You know, I had to put a code on my X box because you know, when summer and I were together, Parker bought a bunch of, um, B bucks.

Speaker: Mm -hmm and it was like sixty or seventy dollars worth of be bucks and then you know When I ask about it, I mean Cash is always about you know before he gets anything on the Xbox or gets anything on his phone or his tablet He always comes an ass You know, I'm like if it says free Yeah Well, do you want to weigh your jeans stickers on them I

Speaker: Okay. Like the guys that never take the stickers off their hat. Sorry. I knew I was Parker and I wasn't mad. Like, you know, it was just like, thankfully I had a gift card on there and it didn't, you know, didn't hit me. It just shot my gift card to hell that I was played in to buy a game with. No big deal. I was more upset when, when I questioned them and they lied about it or lied about it.

Speaker: And then I was like, you know what? I'm just gonna make sure it doesn't happen again. No big deal. I'm not mad at anybody. Nobody's in trouble. It's not the end of the world. You know what? It's 60, 70 bucks, whatever. It's not. Yeah. It's only money. I'm just, I'm just going to put a pin on there and then nobody can buy anything without putting the pin in. Yep. Only I know the pin.

Speaker: Yeah. Only I know the pen, so it can't happen again. No big deal. No. And I did the same thing. I put a pen on Google Play, my Instagram, my Twitter because, or X, whatever, because, you know, he's getting it on that age where it's like, he goes on Twitter, he's going to see stuff he probably shouldn't. And she's like, you should probably block Twitter too. I was like, yeah, that's a good idea. Because there's a lot of porn on there. Facts on facts.

Speaker: It's I'm gonna have to I think I'm gonna have to go through our podcast page and Delete or get rid of it And I don't even look I don't even look at the shit on that. It's what everybody else look I go into our feed man, unless I go specifically to the people I follow. It's just inundated anymore. It's ridiculous Yeah, and and you know who's gonna get in trouble for it. We are not the people posting it It'll come back on us

Speaker: Well, I ain't worried about it because it's just showing up on. I've never been a real aliens guy, though. You know, I know. I know. I know. I know. Rich has talked about it on his morning shows. Fireman Rich, you know, that he's followed certain people, not because he has a problem with them or anything, but because they they share and reap

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Speaker: chicks and dudes and only fan this only man that and blah, blah. It's just like, all right. I really got to go through and I, and I got to clean this up somehow, some way. Yeah. Well, it's, it's like, I love that one. Take us to break Connor. Yeah. Hey, it's your turn.

Speaker: I'm just a break. I just died on the inside. Oh, trust me. I learned my lesson Saturday. I can find I can find I can find two retarded brain dead chimps to do a better job to do an intro and a break than you two. Wow. Jeff, you disappoint me. All right, guys, we're going to get a break. Done. Done the norm. You know,

Speaker: Other podcasters and other streamers that call themselves podcasters or streamers or influencers, they might be able to do that. But unfortunately, it's just not that easy because we have sponsors we actually got to shout out and acknowledge before we go to break. And we have friends of the show that are musicians that I like to acknowledge and play their music. Sure.

Speaker: I'm just saying. You should be. Yeah, but you can't. In this goddamn podcast, you two hippies. I don't want to talk about. You two hippies. I'm not all about peace. Goddamned, it's. We've. I am the opposite of four piece. I'd be the opposite of a hippie. I'd be like a warmonger.

Speaker: I don't know about that. How is not being for peace sounds good? Well, because sometimes peace isn't always a good thing. Well, it depends on the terms of peace. It goes back to what Truman said. Remember these? Nice.

Speaker: Walk softly carry a big stick. Yeah, before anybody gets their paintings in a bunch. There's a Roosevelt. I don't remember. I got to look it up now. It might have been wrote. I thought it was Churchill. For a second. Walk softly carry a big stick. Oh, that was that was the way in the rock Johnson and walking tall.

Speaker: Roosevelt. It was Roosevelt was Roosevelt. Yeah. Thank you. Who's right after you? Neil? Think about. Shut up, you southern Canadian. Nobody gives a fuck what you know about our culture. It's Roosevelt says the Mexican. It's Roosevelt says the Canadian. The Americans who said that again. I just wasn't listening because I was spot on. I know who it was.

Speaker: I actually prefer I actually prefer who's ass. I actually prefer the golfer. Jack Nicholas walks off like carrying an armor tank division. Frank Thomas said that the baseball player, Frank Thomas, the big hurt, the big hurt who now does the new Jennings commercials.

Speaker: He still looks great. That man looks great for his age. I don't know how old Frank Thomas is. He's got to be 60, 70. I don't know who Frank Thomas is. Well, if you miss anybody on this podcast, Steven, you should probably hop on the fucking podcast. Yeah. I didn't send him a link. I mean, I guess I could send out links.

Speaker: I mean, you could, you know, it was not actually a bad movie that was early on in the rocks career. And I actually enjoyed. Yeah, that's actually a good movie. The sequel is a big dog piece of shit. Yeah, I actually enjoyed a lot of rock early movies, Walking Call, the one with Stiffler in it. The one with Stiffler's is what's it? What was that? Was it Snitch or something like that, where he? Snitch wasn't that great.

Speaker: I watched that man crank four homers. Excuse me, ma 'am. I watched that man crank four homers out of Jacob's field one day. What the fuck is the name of that movie? The rundown. Yeah. Yeah. That was almost different. Walking in it too. Yeah. That was with Christopher walking. Yeah.

Speaker: It's all about that gold mine and shit. And the dude, the Irish dude, talking about the bulls. He's quoting Shakespeare as the bulls come running in. It's fucking genius. Jeff, do you have kids screaming in the background? Like occasionally? No, my neighbors got their dogs out front. OK, because my neighbors are out front.

Speaker: I keep thinking it's my kids because they're inside by themselves right now. I'm kind of letting my oldest have some freedom. Really? And I know they're going to ruin it. So I've been listening intently. I even have to know my neighbors. My neighbors at night sit out front of their house because they don't have air conditioning. All right, whatever. You know what? Fine. You got that lady said hello.

Speaker: Speaking of drinking beer, my wife finally picking me up some after Saint Patty's Day. And now you've cut into your cachet. So now you have two less for night night kitchens. Way to go. You ruined it. The big one on the living room.

Speaker: Yeah, I can hear it now. They got their kids out there playing, too. Oh, no, no, no. I was pretty sure my kids were, like, fucking doing good. Carl Urban was great in that, and I loved when they did the third -person view. The third -person view was cool. The rock, like, I like Doom, but the rock in Doom was, eh, that was kind of... Yeah, it was really weak sauce. Yeah. That was, like, not his best role. He was not ready to be a bad guy in a movie yet at that point. No.

Speaker: No, not even a lot. But the run, I do love the rundown and I do love walking tall. Johnny Knoxville and walking tall cracks me up. Okay. Stiffler was funny. Have you met my friends thunder and lightning? Oh, he starts shaking his leg and shit. Oh my God. And at the end, they're sitting there getting ready to leave. And he's like, Oh, I'm just kidding. I'm in the truck. Yeah.

Speaker: So the Doom movie, I really liked it. I thought it was a good movie. It could have been better. Agreed. The Doom video game itself was

Speaker: Yeah, and it was huge. Everybody loved it, but it was. Yeah, it was a fun game. Don't get me wrong. So I mean, well, for what it was in the time it like if Doom came out today, the way it was back then, it would not do well. Oh, it's still pretty popular. It's out. It's on Xbox. All the all the Doom games are on there and it's still huge. It's still very popular, but but but I'm pretty sure people get it for or play it for the nostalgia.

Speaker: Oh, that's the only reason I play is the nostalgia. Yeah. So so like if it came out brand new tomorrow, it would fail miserably because oh, yeah, it was not great. Well, for the time, it was perfect. Yeah. But I mean, if you brought out a game that was made the way even if you did, even if you did top notch graphics now, I think it would be a pretty badass game.

Speaker: It would, I don't know, but I don't think it would do as well as it did back in the day when it was the number one game in the world. And then Wolfenstein ripped it off. Three fighter was meant to be, it was not spent to be a box office smash hit or anything like that. Just like it was a terrible movie. Just like the original Mortal Kombat. It was just, uh, they, they,

Speaker: They made a movie. I love that. And they put some big name actors in it. And it was it was like the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. And even today when a new when a new more Mighty Morphin Power Rangers television show comes out, it's super corny, super cheesy. And it's like really like I remember the original Power Rangers and I look back and I watch it as an adult now as a grown man.

Speaker: Oh my god, this is this is some terrible acting some corny ass easy as shit, but I still enjoy it You want to hear something crazy about mighty morphin power rangers from back in the day? When you see them in uniform actually fighting That's not actually them Yes, it is no, it's literally they they don't obviously they use stunt doubles but the only part the actors from that we knew growing up like the pink ranger and all that stuff

Speaker: those rain those people they only did the the um on camera like their face talking they'd never they were never on even this the the clips of them fighting the monsters and whatnot were not even filmed by the company that paid these guys they were the original footage from japan

Speaker: So they only got paid for when they were on screen. And they only got paid like 500 bucks a week. Yeah, really considering somebody like forever in comic cons. Yeah. Now they're they're scraping the bottom barrel when they go to Comic Con. Not really. I mean, it's been a huge resurgence. Well, there's only like 400 different fucking power Rangers.

Speaker: Nobody holds a candle with my Amy Jo Johnson. That one was gorgeous. Still. Still. Still, he said, still. Anywho, yeah, take his break. I'm gonna yell at these kids sometime today. Chris yell at them and murder them. Do it. Let me get through this break and let me get music started. That was the plan. That was the plan. We've already got numb nuts over there up on the top with his premeditated plan to murder.

Speaker: his wife and Docs. I'm working on something. Okay. I'm just telling people. Okay, buddy. Whatever. Shotgun movie traps. I get it. Pew pew. Anyway, we are going to take a real quick break. Nice. Nice. Yeah, they're always all the original Rangers that are alive are always at the cons all over the place. Um,

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Speaker: I wanna take us to break. I'm gonna do some Blacktop Mojo tonight. Yeah. So Blacktop Mojo, the guys are super busy. They're on tour for the next couple of months. Not only that, they do have a brand new song dropping sometime very soon that I will be playing on the show once it drops. They've also got a brand new album coming out. Paulin coming out April 5th. Are you guys fucking ready for a brand new Blacktop Mojo album? This guy is.

Speaker: Always. So we got three of their latest songs that I want to play tonight. We'll go ahead and get this one out of the way first because it all made us worry about Matt a little bit. But off their new album, Paul, here's Red Enough.

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Speaker: I'll be ready now I won't know you're gone And I can still taste you on my tongue Till you leave my blood And I'll know I'm alone

Speaker: He said from inside ways that I didn't like I've longed up my friends and heroes

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Speaker: I threw this up on Instagram. I figured, let me try the old Instagram live. We don't ever really get on Instagram live. And I'm like, let me give it a try. Let me throw this up on Instagram. It's on my phone. And of course, I'm doing an old school move here. I'm doing a Jeff trick, and I got my phone back camera facing at my laptop. So they can see us. They should be able to hear us. They're going to definitely hear me loud and clear because the phone is about

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Speaker: physically Mentally, he's kind of checked out all of us kind of mentally checked out years ago He's our very own Biden if you will and then you guys know me Some people call me the champ. Some people call me Glick. Most just call me the gangster love More Reese

Speaker: as I speak about the pompotence of love. What's going on Instagram? How are you guys doing? Like he's being a stalker. Only time you hear Connor and hard ever.

Speaker: at the end of the day. Hey, guys. So speaking of shows, yeah, you know, not to you know, don't forget that there's a whole there's a whole there's a whole baby of shows on these on our on our

Speaker: social media, a whole bevy. That's, that's, I mean, that might be a little over exaggerative, but nonetheless, I'm a dude. If I tell you it's six inches, it's actually two. You know what I'm saying? If I tell you I kind of fish this big, it's actually this big. He does it like this. It was this big. Oh, I mean, Oh, shows. We do have, uh, Monday nights, 7 PM ish myself and Connor and Jarvis and Brian, uh, when, when he's available.

Speaker: Uh, we do men care for men. It's a men's mental health show. That's on all the, on all the channels Mondays at 7 PM ish Tuesday. Supposedly Jeff has a show now, but he hasn't done one in a while. Well, unfortunately my co -host is out of town and wifi, not necessarily the greatest thing at her hotel.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. So, she stayed in a in a murder hotel like Nikki likes to book. She's in LA. She's in LA and she's like, I don't really want to do the podcast from a **** lobby with, you know, we're about to get a break. Yeah, that's right. Do it. Do it.

Speaker: She's like, oh, I turn this fucking camera off. I almost should I turn this camera? I know. You know, it's over there. Monday nights are men caring for men. It's a men's mental health show. I miss Nikki. Other Nikki covered in groups. And we didn't do a show this Monday night. However, tomorrow night, 7 p .m., we are doing the show.

Speaker: We are doing a collab, a team up with our guys, Mark and Brian from the Talk and Ship podcast. I think Doc said he would like to try to be there. So we're going to try to get Doc there. That's on Sparky over there. And then Bryce might be there as well. So we're going to have ourselves a nice little collaboration, a nice little round table conversation about

Speaker: a little bit of anything and everything. We had to postpone it. Unfortunately, the members of Men Caring for Men were all dead Monday. I had a weird stomach thing. Connor was sick and Jarvis pulled his back out and his wife was sick. So, and Mark on the parking shit side had a bad day. So all in all, it was, and Bryce's son was sick. So all in all Monday was a shit day. So we postponed the show.

Speaker: Until tomorrow night, Thursday night.

Speaker: So we'll be doing that tomorrow night. Looking forward to that. I think that's going to be a fun show. But as I said, Tuesday nights are typically just doing dollars and cents. Wednesday nights is nonsensical nonsense. Thursday night, we don't do anything, but if you guys are bored on Thursday night and you want to check out some other shows, there is a talking shit. I mean, you don't have to be bored to check them out. You got to just check them out. They're really cool. They do a really good show. Um, and then Friday night, or then also on Friday nights, if you guys want to, you can check out a late night parents.

Speaker: He's doing, he's doing his thing with his crew, Ted Hicks. And then Fridays, which I'm actually going to rearrange Glick's House of Music on Fridays. Shut up, Mark. You guys would learn how to spell shit, I'm just saying.

Speaker: I'm actually going to be changing clicks out of music to either the first and third Friday or the second and fourth Friday. Because also on Fridays, I just don't want to do a show four nights a week, but I really don't want clicks out. That's something Sam and I were talking about. We were talking about doing every other week.

Speaker: Yeah. And then that allows me time to actually, because I'm starting to talk to musicians, I'm starting to get musicians interested in whatnot. So that gives me a little bit more time. And then when I do have themed shows, like I've got two shows that I'm playing in, I think they're going to be cool. That gives me more time to prep and prepare for them. Plus you won't have the

Speaker: uh scopes great uh streaming because uh leggy once one friday a month she um she does beatbox jerry uh which you guys can check that out and on wednesdays make sure you're checking out radio helen on uh 365 radio is that right leggy i think that's right and i think it's wednesdays leggy give us a shameless plug yeah and don't forget about the fringe that she's going to be a part of coming up very soon time flies

Speaker: I don't know, right? I don't know, right? Us or not, but your mic is good. Nah, he's probably getting worried about it. Don't worry about it. It's nonsensical nonsense again, but we add a little twist into it and we open the door and we invite anybody and everybody to come enjoy this on the show and hang out with us. Not just in the trash box, but literally live up on the panel. We can have up to 10 people. If you're brave, if you're brave enough. If you're brave enough.

Speaker: Or if you don't enjoy it. And we have had 10 people in here before, and it gets crazy. It gets a little obnoxious. And I talk about you guys all the time, Mark. Just not always in a good way. I talk about your lack of spelling. Mark's, yeah, Brian's. Brian is a good guy. I like it. But no. And then Sundays is a reset day.

Speaker: And if you're up early, if you're up bright and early in the morning, Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, and you're on Twitch, you can go check out fireman rich. He does his thing. I don't really know what his thing is though, but he does it. He knows what his thing is. He has fun. He enjoys it. It's, it's, you know, he does a good job with it, but at the end of the day, um,

Speaker: There's a lot of shows out there. There's a lot of variety out there. And I mean, even just in the nonsensical quote, the quote unquote, nonsensical network. You got four different shows. We have range. We have range. Well, I have range. Jeff just says he's the host of a show and let somebody else do all the hard. So basically, much like this show, Jeff started his own show where he found two other people that don't do all the lane work and all the hard work.

Speaker: Great clock great cock really fucked them over Have you seen it have you seen the founder I haven't seen the whole movie I've seen Like nine times Yeah, he really fucked them boys over

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: You want to go down on that bottle there, Connor?

Speaker: Yeah. Do it. Do it. Well, please do it. I gotta peel the label first. Jeff, when he does it, make sure you timestamp it. Timestamp it. I'm screenshotting that shit. He's going to beat it later. Timestamp it so I can get the full video and that is it. Just why he's going to be going to have to

Speaker: We're going to get in trouble on social media. Speaking of, there, is that good enough? Is one good enough? It's a super, no, it's not a super, it's actually a supercalifragilisticexpidaleocious collab.

Speaker: I was about to say, no way he says that word, right? Oh, suck it. He started it. There's like there's a fucking way. I said it right. Oh, yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. He said that's me doubt. Suck my dick and eat my ass, all you sons of bitches. What, baby? What, honey? What? For me, it's what, honey?

Speaker: Well, I said it right and Connor can suck my way. He said it correct. He said XP Dalio. Run it back. Run it back. Okay. Where's the rewind button? This is a live show, Connor. You know that, right? Well, I want to have the official review that we can like put in the bottom. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'll rewind it when you spell it.

Speaker: I was off by a day Thursday 8 p .m.

Speaker: 365 radio. Yeah. And that would be all details on social media. So 8 p .m. in the UK would be like, what? 4 a .m. here. Oh, it's like 3 p .m. here. Well, there you go. But yeah. OK, yeah. Part.

Speaker: And if you're talking Wednesday, you'll see her randomly pop up throughout the week and stuff like that. Yeah. And go hang out with her. Oh, yeah. So it happened today at 3 p .m. Yeah. So, you know, it'll happen tomorrow at 3 p .m. Yeah, no, it's tomorrow at 3 p .m. That's what I said. No, you said technically it's Wednesday. No, it's Thursday.

Speaker: No, I was wrong. I said, I said Wednesday. Okay. Okay. Okay. Somebody said, technically it's on Wednesday. And I was like, no, I said Wednesday. Technically I was wrong. I said technically I was wrong. Uh, for the course.

Speaker: We don't have to be. I want people out there in the listening audience to listen to this because there's some good words of wisdom for some people. Just say it. You can find a single show Glick where you are not wrong at least three times during the show. It don't happen.

Speaker: But when I'm wrong, and that's what I said, this is a very valuable lesson. This is a very valuable lesson. I'm sure there are some listeners out there. When I'm wrong, I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong. That's why I'm the champ. That's why I'm the greatest champ to ever live. And you guys could throw all the beans and all the borders you want up there.

Speaker: because at the end of the day, you're only doing it because you're projecting, because you know I'm right, and you know that this is all you have. Why don't you guys just, why don't you guys, you know what, you and you can go live in lurker land, and I'll do this show without you. You can be lurkers. Oh, and he immediately brings us back. Yeah. Fucking magical. Do the rest of the show with another slick.

Speaker: Even when you're here, it's like doing the show without you. That's not true. It's like doing half the show. Hold on a second. I'm Connor. It's like doing half the show without me. My wife called for the 47th time in the last two minutes. My only day where you're not going to see me on the phone with my wife is going to be Saturdays. What? The only day that you will not see me

Speaker: usually on the phone with my wife is going to be on Saturdays because you're right. You're right, Connor. She's needy. You nailed that on the head. She is. I know. I know. I know. I know. I was actually just talking to her about it on the phone. I was like, you know, I'm on the podcast right now and this is the third time you fucking called me since we started. We started like an hour ago. She's like, uh huh. And I was like, I make fun of you for being needy on the show. She was like, yeah, I am. So

Speaker: Like I said, I am in enough. If I'm wrong, I'll say I was wrong and I'll go my bad. Other people, like I said, this is a learning lesson for our listeners. You're right. Who cannot admit when they're wrong. And we'll, and we'll, and we'll die on that hill. You try. Really Jarvis? Are you proud of yourself right now? This guy. This guy.

Speaker: Actually definition You can hide so size including Shiza not Hiza Because I would like to congratulate you on on being a father and

Speaker: and and I'm very proud of your son over here. Jeff. He's doing great work. You've you've raised a good son here. And yes, I know I spelled Jarvis wrong and I did it on purpose. Stephen Gervais. There I did the correct spelling. So you can say so. Sounds like the Dunning Kruger. I mean, I was trying to ask you guys. You guys were. I was trying not to pay attention.

Speaker: Trust me, we understand Biden. What? You want to touch the hair on my legs? Connor. Whisper. Whisper. So I'll pay attention. Connor Biden, I got some ice cream if you pay attention. You want some ice cream, little buddy? I got some ice cream for you. Over here. Over here. No, no, no. Over here. Oh, let's move. Oh, no, a bicycle.

Speaker: As much as we found on this man and as much as people found on this man I seen a video and I'm gonna get to where I'm trying to get to but just just just reminded me I was I was scrolling through While I was taking a shit

Speaker: And I come across this video and there was two parts to it and it was, and it was Biden shortly after become president. I think it was, I don't know when it was, however, he met this young man, this little boy, probably 10, 12 years old. And I got to give Biden props on this. And I, you know, I know we plowed and we joke around about Biden and Trump and whatnot, but he met this little boy who has a stutter. Right. And Biden told him, he said, you know,

Speaker: When I was young, I had a stutter too. I still have a stutter to this day. It's just not as bad.

Speaker: And he basically went on and gave him a lot of words of encouragement. And the kid went, no shit. He gave him a lot of, obviously the kid and his, the kid's parents and stuff were Biden supporters. It was like a Biden rally. Gave him a lot of words of encouragement, just talked him up and basically just legitimately like he didn't have to sit down. The last president of the United States, he didn't have to sit down and talk to this kid just because, and then he took his speech book out and he's like, when I write my speeches, because I still have a stutter today.

Speaker: when I write my speeches or whatever, when he's proofreading his speeches or whatever, when he comes across the point in the speech, he makes a note. When he comes across the point where he knows he's going to struggle and stutter, he makes a point to make a note. And when he's reading it, that tells him to pause so he can

Speaker: kind of sound the word out. Well, it just takes that pause. And then he's able to go on because it did this. One of the practices that you're taught when you have a stutter, right? So the little boy, like his speeches and he showed them like his physical notes. I thought that was really cool because at the end of the day, he didn't have to do that, you know, and it was just a cool thing to see. Like it was like, it was like a moment of realness.

Speaker: for a guy who literally, I mean, as much as he gets clowned on and yeah, he's,

Speaker: see now as hell way out of his realm, everything like that. But for him to sit down with a young man and talk to him and give him words of encouragement and show him how he's progressed with, it was just kind of cool to see out of all the hustle and bustle, literally, and yeah, obviously all the cameras are, but nonetheless, it was just kind of nice. And it wasn't creepy, it wasn't weird, it was just a nice little two minute

Speaker: Chitchat between the president and a little boy. Well, there is something to say for for something like that I mean, it's like I I see what you're trying to say and and yeah There I'm sure there's there's a lot of things that we don't see I guarantee there's a lot of things we don't see but but something like that You'd be like, well, you know, he does mean well, but I guarantee he's already forgotten that conversation

Speaker: I mean, he very well could have, but he also, he also, did he really have a stutter because he also claimed to be a truck driver and a teacher and documented that he's had a stutter. You can fuck off and choke on a fat cock. Anyway, I don't know what happened. Something just came over me. I agree. I agree with Mark.

Speaker: I know you agree. Nobody fucking asked you you already made your point clear. This is his time to shine and let him shine I didn't say suck my dick lick my asshole. No, no, no, no I won't like that

Speaker: Let's eat my asshole. Suck my dick. He doesn't like that. Don't touch my butt. Don't touch it. You like it when I shove rolls a quarter of your ass. Those are different. Hashtag. How do you figure? Hashtag facts, Mark. Yeah, there's nothing sexual about it. Not only the school, but the state itself. Facts and all three of us are from Ohio. So, yes, we can all tell you that Ohio sucks. Ohio does kind of suck.

Speaker: There are parts of it that are alright and there are some redeeming qualities. That's moldy. I'm not. Yeah, the best. The best thing about Ohio is that sign that says you are now leaving Ohio. Yes, there's there's two things that are great about Ohio. A this guy be nerd. Really though, first of all, those. Neither of those things are true. Champion to ever build a statue for me.

Speaker: in Ohio one day. I'm going to go down. Nobody wants to stare at a statue of garbage. What are we doing? Another Buckeye statue?

Speaker: No, you said a statue of you. Nobody wants to stare at a pile of garbage. They can just go to Jersey and see that. I need a John Cooper statue. Jeff, what we need is one of those those those rim those rimshot things that put on. Yeah, we need one of those. So get get to it. Get to it, Giffy boy. I may actually eventually get to the topic I want to get to at some point in my I was going to say the one who started.

Speaker: You lost you lost me as soon as you said that I had to reach down and touch my gun. Remember that I had a pair. Well, you know, only one thing Biden and Trump agree on. This show is awesome. That's true. We have proof too.

Speaker: You know what? I agree with you, Mark. What did he say? I missed it. Fuck Biden. Fuck Joe Brandon. Yeah. I talked to Chris about it a while back, but I don't think it was way before you were starting on the show. Have you seen Kid Rock's roles?

Speaker: Kid Rock's got a Rolls Royce. And on the side, it says the Let's Go Brandon edition.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: You know, I go I go take a piss 30 seconds and and and and you can't help yourself. You want to talk about cars? No, you aren't. No, we're not even part of the conversation.

Speaker: You're fat and you. That's what I thought. Exactly. Yeah. So we, that's what you get. That's what you get. You know, there's going to come a point in time where the three of us are all going to be in the same room at the same time. And I'm going to fist fight both of them.

Speaker: that I'm gonna destroy. And what's funny is that'll be the one fight you lose. No, because I'm gonna snatch you up by your ankles and I'm gonna beat Connor to death with you. I don't need them. I'll start my own show. Oh wait, this is my show.

Speaker: the fifth

Speaker: Children, children, be nice. You're not so pretty anymore, Connor. So what was the point you were eventually going to get to? Shut up.

Speaker: 45 minutes later. Grownups are talking, Jeffrey. Listen, I got my crayon sharpened. I can explain anything to you. This call to be a part of this conversation. Once again, I got my tan sharpened. I got a whole stack of papers. I can draw out the - How the data fight, Jeff. You must be this tall to join the conversation. That was funny. I like that. Well done. That was a good joke.

Speaker: That was a good, simple joke. I liked it. Shut up, Connor. Nobody asked you. I wanted your opinion. I'd understand my zipper. Jesus, guys. If I wanted some lip from you, I would undo my zipper. Not if I wanted an opinion. That doesn't make nearly as good. Understood. Understood. You're the expert of zippers. You're goddamn right I am. Yeah, you are. Oh, goddamn!

Speaker: That's the fastest Jeff has ever moved in his life And I missed it that pissed me off Like I wanted something to beat off to later

Speaker: This is to be a bad time to tell you guys that uh we're live on Instagram and uh crime mayor and out of uh put our brand ambassador tag on it with liquid IV. Nice. We had a good run gentlemen. Hey liquid IV we are we are your biggest supporters. We we had one hell of a run.

Speaker: When you have a sponsorship, when your Instagram is a quote unquote business page or whatever, you can tag stuff or label stuff with a paid partnership. And so I mean, it matters now. And trust me, they're probably going to be reviewing everything. That would actually make me really sad to lose liquid IV.

Speaker: Yeah, that would suck. I really, I really like liquid. I do too. You smoke now. You don't have sponsors. I mean, technically we still have sponsors. We lost a sponsor. All the greats lose pod or sponsors. Howard Stern, bubble of sponge Bob and Tom. But is Howard Stern really great? Let's be honest.

Speaker: Well, not really. That's pushing it. The day after, Glick's gonna call Liquid IV. Hey listen, if you let us stay, if you let us stay, I'll send Connor over. I'll show you how I'm good at playing with zippers. I'll send Connor over to your house, I promise. Just don't leave us. That man can suck start a Harley, I'm just saying.

Speaker: I mean, it's properly hydrated. He knows what he's doing. He puts and Glick puts liquid IV in his beards, in his beers rather. Can you can you really get rid of him? Great. I'm just saying I saw I saw that man make a watermelon go through a fucking garden hose. I mean, how much more do you want from a guy? Oh, that'd be dope to have a beard oil sponsor.

Speaker: Yeah, it would. Yeah. It's, you know, the same part about it is the company that I use, Nikki knows the owners and I've chitchatted with them multiple times and the sons of bitches don't know how to respond to an email.

Speaker: Well, they've probably seen the show then, so they're like, yeah, we're good. We don't want to hurt your feelings because your giant Sasquatch said you'll probably kill us. So let's, let's just ignore his email, boys. First and foremost, I feel like we would be exactly who they want. I mean, we got the three stages of beer development, A. Plus, there are some loose, they kind of come across like they might be loose cannons at the end of the day.

Speaker: I mean, it sounds like the person who's really failing here is Nikki. I agree. I can say it because I know that she's not actually. I can say it because she won't come here. Exactly. And I'm not saying you're not wrong.

Speaker: I sent her a message. I sent her the message the other day. She she's looking at becoming one of our brokers. And I said, hey, I just say you the lake and everything you need. So that way you'll have enough money to actually send me a sandwich. She hasn't texted me back. I don't know why.

Speaker: No, I, you know, trust me, it's I put it out there. I'm like, look at this fucking glorious beer. Would you not want this glorious beer to represent your product? I have a question for you. And I know I'm going to admit right away.

Speaker: You guys give me a bunch of shit. I do take my like my beard is not my entire person. I'm not that guy. No, it's not. It's not my enemy. I'm not that guy who who well, that's just because I this is a nervous. Yeah, that's the thing. That's the thing you do. That's the thing. I don't even realize I'm doing it sometimes. I do the same thing when I wrote my I do this a lot, but I'm not wearing headphones.

Speaker: You know, but I'm not like this is my entire personality. I mean, at the end of the day, I've said, you know, I want to do a charity thing where shave it or keep it. And all the money goes to charity, like a local charity. I'll just I'll just send them a check. Plus, at the end of the day, like Nikki said, how much can I just get? I'll just. Nah, I'll tell you, buddy.

Speaker: No, but here's my question. If I shave my beard, she's like, you're actually still a good looking guy. And I didn't know if I should take that as a compliment or kind of like your actual it's the it's not the good looking guy. I feel like this is the actually that got because I showed her pictures without my beard. She was like, actually, you're still a good looking guy without your beard.

Speaker: And you're like, honey, let me explain this was 30 years ago. Less than five years ago, or about five years ago, whatever the case may be, you know, so it's, it's, it's recent. You know, Chris has had a goatee since high school.

Speaker: Oh no, I did. I had I had to go to you in high school and then in my early 20s because I couldn't grow facial hair to save my life in my early 20s. I had I had a like a kind of like a goatee in the douche straps, the chin strap. I have pictures of that and then I woke up one morning and I look like this and I was like. Let's go. Well, I have a question and I've done it so I'm victim of it. Have you ever dyed your beard? No.

Speaker: But however, we almost did Sunday we were gonna do it red because I bought that You're gonna do it for Christmas and never did it either Yeah, I want to do my I want to I want to get this ship for battery operated lights I want to get the lights and ornaments and decorate my beard That won't make you look like a douche at all

Speaker: Well, that's what I'm going to do on our Christmas episode. It just looked like a douche 365, 24, 7. I would only look like a douche. What? Yeah, she just called you a douche. What, baby? She said it. Yeah. She's lying. She called you a douche.

Speaker: Yeah, it was it was it was plain as day. Yeah, it was like loud and clear. She might have a drowning accident in the back. I got space. Accidents happen every day. You don't just blatantly come out and say, Doc and I are going to murder our significant others in Iran.

Speaker: It's all about it's all about verbiage. I've learned a lot about this lately. Yes. Oh, do I have something that I want to talk about Monday? We're still waiting on your first fucking thing. I'll do it. I'll do it when we come back from break because I can finally talk about one of the big issues that's been stressing me the fuck out and I and I'm talking about it tomorrow night. Oh, don't get into it tonight then.

Speaker: It's called a teaser numb nuts. Cause we're doing men's mental health tomorrow night. We rescheduled the show. So it's men's mental health. And I've been dealing with a lot of stress because of this particular reason. And I can finally talk about it. Why I got to get burned. So you don't.

Speaker: I do not buy those like fucking crazy. I buy my popcorn. No, so so and I'll and I'll and I'll rehash it again on Saturday, but I wanted I want to talk about the initial situation on the men's mental health show but Nonetheless, so like I finally got Good news so to say about one of the big things that's been stressing me the fuck out lately So now I can finally be what you and I talked about

Speaker: that looks like

Speaker: It's the work situation. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, so you got good news. Yeah. So that's why I was actually worried. Yeah. I finally got it yesterday, and I was just like,

Speaker: I can afford my meth now. As soon as I got the call, the next call I made was Antonio Jamarcus. I was like, well, I don't have to use my own promo code anymore. And he was like, Exactly. Finally. I'll give you the discount anyway. Oh, I forgot to mention, I forgot to mention in the whole community circle, because obviously

Speaker: you know, Tuesdays and Thursdays, you know, obviously tomorrow night's going to cut into my Thursday night lands. Uh, you know, uh, my, my, my good friend, my very good friend, uh, pimp daddy skittle pants. You know, if you, uh, if you, if you want to go to one of his fine establishments on the corner and get one of his premier top -notch ladies use promo code words are hard. Oh yeah.

Speaker: and every fifth blowy is free. Hey, I'm not mad at that. Where is this? Down on the east side of the nerd. I've been looking for a part -time job. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know you needed a gig. I'll talk to Pimp Daddy Skittle Pants to hook you up, man. I got you, man. I was going to say, the way you sucked on that beer bottle, I'll give you a job. Come on over. You have an audition. No screen shot. The picture didn't happen. I got video.

Speaker: I don't know if you know this or not, but this is a live show and it goes out across the internet. And then it's permanently on Facebook and YouTube. There are three, there are three dudes in the DR right now who have been replaying that same moment over and over and over. I did get a message. Tell Connor, thank you. But it was in Dominican Republican. I don't speak Dominican Republic. I wonder what they said. I had to use my Jeff translate.

Speaker: It was a Dominican Republican now. I know they don't speak Dominican Republic. That's like saying it was in Mexican.

Speaker: It was the Joe. I know it was, but it just makes you sound even more douchey. You're just leaning into the douche. That's because he is a douche. I know. I just want to try to tell him for 20 years. That's a hell of a job. I mean, that's a dirty job. I wonder if Mike Rowe would do that job. Could you imagine if your job was to be a douche?

Speaker: Oh, that's a nerdy job right there. That's a nerdy job. Mike Rowe, where are you at? But it's a fun job. It could be a fun job, too. Yeah, I mean, some ladies do it on a regular basis just to stay fresh. And they're not, you know, gross. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Where's Mike Rowe at when you need him? Mike Rowe, you want to be a douche for a week?

Speaker: I don't know why I'm shitting on Mike Rowe. I do like him, but if you've ever seen him do an interview, he just does kind of come off as douchey. You know, I should calm down. I'll piss it off, celebrities, because I'm already going to get my ass kicked by Joe Rogan. Not that I think Mike Rowe would kick my ass. I think I could take Mike Rowe.

Speaker: I think so. Yeah, I think so. You know, one celebrity at a time and he's got at least five years on you, too. He's older than you. Micro. Is he really? Is he really? He's got to be in his he's he's probably I thought he was I thought he was our age.

Speaker: Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Fuck you. You're moving some cash. Yeah. Look it up, Mike. There. There's a scripted fight in hell. You have to write your notes on your wrist. So you remember your your your promos and how the match is going to end. Anyways, you'll get it. He's 62. I told you. Fuck me. I actually I have it's decided. I'm getting contacts. I look so much better without my fucking glasses. Who told you that?

Speaker: Yeah. Who lied to you? I'm beautiful without my glasses. I'm so much better. Yeah. This is where we say you need your glasses because you think you're beautiful without your glasses. It's kind of a, you know. With or without your glasses. Do these, do these hide my face better? Is that what you're saying?

Speaker: You know, it's like my mom, she got she got contacts finally after and looking at my mom is weird now without her glasses. Well, yeah, it's it's it's weird without my glasses. I agree with that. But I think that so here's the deal. I lived my first 25 years without wearing glasses. What? I didn't get glasses until I was 25 until I was 25. Yeah, she's in the math.

Speaker: Wait, did the army give you those goofy glasses? They gave me these so yes. Oh, those aren't as goofy as the ones they had back in the day. No, they're not the beat. They're not the BCS. Jesus Christ. They just look like those goggles were bad. Connor, I remember the first time that you can't break them. I did my promotion board.

Speaker: in glasses. It was the second day. My first sergeant was on the board. And my first sergeant looked at me as I walked in and I'm trying to keep bearing and you know, you fucking do your face, you know, right? All the shit. And my first sergeant looked at me and goes, Myers, can you see fucking Mars with those things? I was like, no, there's still coke on the inside. Were you on your knees looking up at him when he asked you that?

Speaker: No, I earned that shit. You have mascara running down your face at the same time? Chris, I can, I can, I'm going to give you a mental picture of what Connor looked like in those glasses. Dude, you, I've never seen anyone you've ever known. No, no, no, no. I know what the military issue glasses look like. My dad. Hold on.

Speaker: Andy Dick in the Army now. I still have them. When we go to break, I can go grab them. I can go grab them real quick. I know what they look like. I mean, like I said, it had lots of friends and family in the military. My dad was my dad. No, but but nobody pulled. Nobody would have that same vibe as Connor looking like Andy Dick in the Army now.

Speaker: But I wore these to my promotion board. This is the same style of glasses that I've had since I got them because they give you, they let you choose what you want. And then they give, and then they give you the BCG. They're like, you know, we're going to give you these because we have them on, on standby. And then like, here's, you know, we're going to order you. And I was like, I'm not fucking wearing those. So I went, I went with Adam because I'd been living with Adam for 25 years.

Speaker: I guess I've just been focused. When I was in the military, they were like, here, take these. Luckily, I didn't have to wear them. God, you're a fetus. Right? I don't care. I don't care. I'm going to die 10 years after you. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday

Speaker: Listen, I have my heart under control. You are one uneven sidewalk away from death. No, I'm one uneven sidewalk away from paralyzed. Same difference. He's one. I will outlive you. Then you have to worry about Nicky feeding you. And if you piss her off, she'd be like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm not going to feed this bad ass. No, no. At the end of the day, he's one smart ass comment away from a flight of stairs and Nicky going,

Speaker: I mean, I lost my grip. My hands were sweaty. I don't know what happened. You're one smart ass comment away from your very own true crime murder show. That's how they killed Kevin strong on pictures and said I'm trying to get him to me.

Speaker: He drew a keyboard on your, on your remote. Cause he wants my remote, but he's still in trouble for spending $400 over the past year. And I found out about it today. He's actually tracing his own Dick and putting it on the pick on the window to remind his dad who the man of the house is. Holy shit. Oh shit.

Speaker: I'm taller than you. My dick is bigger than you. Who's the man now? Little man, little boy. I about fucking killed my kid this morning. I fucking shirt off dad. So Nikki bought me, Nikki bought me milk yesterday and I usually only get milk once a week and it only takes me about four days to go through it. But she only buys me a half gallon. So I use it sparingly.

Speaker: Right. I woke up this morning and my son, I didn't wake up till like 11, but I woke up and my son, but my, my oldest son, uh, yeah, retirement's difficult. Every day, just like Saturday to you, you fucking prick. Most days I wake up at 10. Oh yeah. That's about the same time I'm waking up for my morning now.

Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say, Jesus, to get up at six, but I get to work at seven. I don't, I don't fucking care. And I don't feel bad for you. You know, I've been up for an hour and a half. You know, I had to drive through Columbus traffic. I have earned my morning nap. I'm trying to tell you why I almost murdered my own child. No, go ahead. Go ahead. Good. I was trying to save you from another incriminating story, but

Speaker: You hear this and tell me you wouldn't want to throw him across the fucking room clicks House of Extortion You want to write that down in our gawk it so we know how to screen record? Tell you sorry just my secretary

Speaker: And I, it is, it is known in my house, the skim milk, the skim milk, because I drink skim milk. Gross. You sick commie fuck. What is wrong with you? Just go get it straight from the feet. Be a man. No shit. Just buy a cow. Tell us you voted for Biden without telling us she voted for Biden.

Speaker: Alright, motherfucker, you want me to pull it out? No, I prefer you keep it in your pants. I'll be right back. You really have a rule on the show. But anyway.

Speaker: I woke up this morning and the milk that is mine and that for the last five years of this third, no seven, almost seven years of this child's life, he has known that that milk is my milk. You don't touch dead skim milk. If you want milk, you can have mom's lactose free. You can have the 2 % that's in there, or you can have, you know, sissy's new whole milk because that shit's gross. And it's too, it's, it's too thick for me. I don't, I don't really like that feeling.

Speaker: But anyway, but you're also talking to a guy that was literally, and I prefer unpasteurized milk. You know, I would literally go out and just squeeze it. I see this. I grew up on skim milk. My parents had me drink it. And that's, it's just like, it's faster than you voted for Biden. It was indoctrinated into you by your parents. I swear to God, I'll pull out the 308 on this fucking camera down the road. I'll go have a conversation with them. Don't worry. It's not your fault.

Speaker: It's not your fault, Connor. It's not your fault. Now I understand. Make me do it. Make me do it. One more fucking word. No harm will come to your mother and father. I imagine they're great people. They're probably beautiful people. One more word, Chris. One more fucking word. I don't give a damn, like I care. I've had my pew pew on this show.

Speaker: Have you? Here I was because you bitched at me before the show. Anyway, I was a joke. I was fucking. Yeah, I've had my I had my people on the show the night I almost shot my old man. Anyways, go back to your skim milk story, you communist son of a bitch. Anyway, everybody in the house knows this. My fucking milk. You don't fucking touch it. That's like you don't you don't touch dad's milk. It's the only milk he gets every fucking week. The only milk.

Speaker: And I drink milk almost every day, as long as I have it. I woke up this morning and the three quarters of a half gallon, because I only get the half gallon, that I had left of that milk is sitting. Connor, I would buy you a gallon. I can appreciate that, Chris. I truly love you. Nikki doesn't love you.

Speaker: to be fair, we're buying a house right now. So we're trying to conserve and milk's fucking expensive. I don't care. I would we already buy six different types of milk, dude. Most fucking to make sure you had a whole gallon of skim milk because my love is real. You don't deserve you. And neither does Doc. Doc will buy you a gallon of milk.

Speaker: So I wake up this morning. I come into the living room and my milk is sitting on the blue table. And I was like, you know, damn it, kid. I really wish you would have asked before you used my milk. But I know we're out of the lactose free. All we have left is the two percent or the whole milk. And I know you don't like whole milk. I don't know how you didn't. Maybe you couldn't reach the two percent or something. And I grabbed the milk and it was fucking warm. I grabbed my kid by his neck.

Speaker: the rage that like from the I was like, are you **** kidding me? I started and I know you're not supposed to cuss at your kids but I could have **** thrown him across the room. I was so mad. You'll get $6 a **** gallon. Why was he at 11 o 'clock in the morning when you were finally crawling your **** out of bed? It's it's

Speaker: Yeah. Well, yeah. Usually it's my youngest son and he doesn't drink. He doesn't drink my milk because he's lactose intolerant, which is hilarious. We've, we've had two stories tonight about why my co -host wanted to kill their kids. One involved. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Get your story straight. One was the wife. One was the kids.

Speaker: no i i i mentioned that i wanted to kill mine because his son charged over 400 hours over the last

Speaker: I'll take the $6. Nevermind. I got to go apologize to my kid. Dude, he downloaded an app. Then it wasn't the app he wanted. So he just left it. Yeah. It just just said that the app costs $10 a week. Oh, $40 a month. What is he? Why?

Speaker: because he thought he thought it was a game and it turned out it was an app to edit music. How did he come bitch? You have some ass. You, you, you made it so that he can use that's your own fault. Well, and it, and it was right around the time that I actually purchased HBO and HBO here. You, you, you have to pay through it through the play store. It won't let me buy it off the TV. Okay. Okay. Jeff.

Speaker: You're not special because you're in Mexico. A lot of the apps anymore are through the Google Play store. I did not know that. Well, like Prime, I paid for it through the TV. My Netflix as well. No, you can't. My Disney and stars, all that stuff is paid through the TV.

Speaker: HBO and we're all max now is the only thing that is paid through through the app So, you know, it automatically takes it for my card each month or whatever and he The wife was like why where are you spending ten dollars a week? And I was like, what are you fucking talking about? And She was going through my phone today and found out she's like, what's this fucking app? And I was like, I have no fucking clue what that that is. I was like, what folder is it in? I

Speaker: Well, the kids each have a folder on my phone that is a bunch of fucking stupid fucking games. And it was in Kevin's folder.

Speaker: get them those stupid fucking Amazon kids laptops or not laptops, the iPad things. They're stupid, but you can have it on a kid's profile or you can have it on a regular profile where they can do everything, but you can still monitor it. So I was super against it and I still kind of fucking hate those things, but my kids have them and they have the kids profiles so they can't buy anything. They can't do anything crazy on it. They can't watch certain things.

Speaker: But they can still have their own iPad and they can play apps when they want to they can take it on Trips and all that stuff and they don't have to come fucking bug before it was like 200 bucks for one That's not bad. No, but like I we have the rule that if you want to buy a phone or you want a tablet get a fucking job Yeah, that's fair

Speaker: you know

Speaker: you can't give me enough arguments to ever give my children an allowance or to buy something for them because they were doing something I understand we're doing shit that they should it's like you know he's 11 it's a lot like you can go out and actually get a job

Speaker: My youngest son the other day, because he walked into the living room. I might've told you guys about this, but he walked into the living room. It's like nine o 'clock at night. He's supposed to be going to bed. I'm like, what are you doing up? And he's like, you should have done laundry. I was like,

Speaker: I don't have the I don't have the PJs that I wanted to wear tonight. You should have did laundry last night. It's like, bitch, I've been doing laundry all fucking weekend and so is your mother. Don't you dare. Yeah. Oh, that's OK. I am not I am not going to going to give you something or or pay for something that I do for doing something that I do for free.

Speaker: Absolutely, okay. So here check this out. Guess what? I just learned what's that? I'm on extra and on Instagram for X amount of time and then it ends automatically really I'll be damn. It's interesting. I'm just gonna go down on that. That's fine. We'll go to break in a minute God damn he's

Speaker: So my oldest one, Austin, you know, I, I got, when I got her first phone, she did, I paid, I paid the bill, but she was given, cause she was working at the time. She was giving me paying for her actual phone. Now all three kids have a phone. Um, but Nikki and I just got it, got, you know, like cash. The difference is your kids, your kids go back and forth to moms, understandably. Cash had a phone and we, when we got our new plan, we had, we had five lines.

Speaker: Baby, we got Buggy a new phone, right? Yeah, we did get Buggy a new phone, but her phone was so old and outdated and their phones only worked on Wi -Fi. So we did get Buggy a new phone, but Cash had his own phone. We just had to get the SIM card. We already had the five lines. It didn't cost us anything extra to get the SIM card for his phone.

Speaker: But yes, they do go back and forth to, you know, they're with their mom on the weekends. Plus like, it was like, like it's cool because, you know, cash goes outside and he runs around and he plays with his friends. Like today, I was like, has he been in it all since he was outside? And Nick, you said no.

Speaker: So I hit you up on Snapchat. I said, where are you at? Yo. And I didn't think I would hear back from him, but this, this dude was like, right now snap me right back. I'm down by the mailboxes. Oh, okay. Dinner's ready. If you're going to come in and eat. Oh, I'm not hungry. I'll be in a little bit. Cool. But he takes his phone outside with him. So that he, you know, we do need to text him or call him or whatever. Um, but when, when we, when we did this new plan change over and Austin has the fucking iPhone and an Apple watch and all that weird stuff.

Speaker: It's just like, it is what it is. I'm not going to, but I've got, I've gotten them tablets for Christmas. I don't even think the girls know where their tablets are. I told cash. I said, I think I'm going to take your tablet. And he was like, why? I was like, because you don't use it. You got a cell phone. You have a TV in your room. You have an Xbox in your room.

Speaker: Like you're not using the tablet and I want to use it. You know, I can use it. I can jump on there and I can use it to upload music. I can get music ready. I can upload stuff. I can get on a stream yard. I can, as I told Nikki, I'm going to take it to work and watch the movie. Well, yeah. A hundred percent. I would much rather watch movies on a tablet than my cell phone. Yeah. It's small, you know, but, um, at the end of the day, but, um, yeah, like I'm not gonna, you know, I'm not gonna,

Speaker: I'm not going to be that guy be like, oh, you have to pay me for all this stuff. It's just it's a pain in the ass. It's unnecessary. Um, but anyways, I do want to take a real quick story. Why do you always think breaks right after I come back from taking a piss? That's what I had to do. I didn't get up and piss. I didn't get it. I'm going to explode. She's hot, but maybe it's worth it. Give and take. She's going to stick that finger up your bow.

Speaker: If she does it, it's acceptable. She needs to work on the nails though, before she does that. Well, she's only odd to put her finger. I put my whole fist up to my elbow and really like that. Work you like a fucking puppet. For doing, for something. Back when Connor and I used to work security and evercropping, he said, he said, he said, you want to role play daddy? And I was like, yeah, I guess he was like, you beat Jeff Dunham and I'll be, and I'll be one of them. Deep into that booty hole.

Speaker: That be ho. Yeah, I do want to go to break. You guys want to do either one of you guys feel an extra froggy? You want to do an ad read for a W or a present caster? No, Chris, before you had a break real quick, are we doing? What should have been Monday night madness tomorrow?

Speaker: For the fifth time, yes. OK, that's what I thought. Are you are you on the show today? No, are you here, Biden? Does that headphone that you have on work? Yes, Nikki. Remember what I said about Jeff Dunham? I don't remember well. Yes, Connor, and I'll and I'll and I'll touch on it when we come back from break.

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Speaker: W dot GG. Oh, W. OK. I'm going to fist fight Jarvis Zincaster. So easy a caveman or Glick can use it. I'm not. You're racist. You know, Stephen, it'd be easier for you to make fun of him if you were on the show. Yeah, I love you.

Speaker: What's going on, Timmy? And you could take my spot as I leave here as soon as I finish this beer because that was what my deal was with my wife. You got in trouble. She said if you want pussy tonight, you're going to finish that beer. Come get it. You're still not going to get pussy because Dick's not over on so many drugs and medications.

Speaker: That's not true anymore. I haven't had a narcotic since Sunday last week. Since last Sunday. And that doesn't mean anything to anybody else, but that's a big deal for me because it means I'm able to deal with the pain now. So fuck you, Chris. Live big, motherfucker. Your brain don't work. Because you won't do it. Your boots have been a lot sooner because you keep spilling it and spitting it.

Speaker: Jesus maybe that's my plan Jeff. You don't know you have a drinking problem. You can't get it in your mouth Yeah, fuck you Chris yeah, yeah, fuck you Chris Hey you leave him alone, I got your back

Speaker: fuck you, Tim. Fuck you. Don't be mad at me. Don't be mad at me because you're fucking lower half of your body's grip. Don't work. That earns a star, Tim. I'm crippled and I like and then I'm on. My winner don't work. You. What did I ever do to you, Jeff?

Speaker: I just want to be part of the fucking gang. I'm trying to figure out how to do the mark thing. I forget where you look down. It's the complete opposite. Well, when when Jeff puts me in in third place, yeah, it's really difficult because they had to figure out which way is which. But if I'm if I'm here, usually I'm just yelling at you. It is what it is. Actually, that's not true.

Speaker: I tried bringing this up earlier. I'm sure you guys have heard about the new upcoming pending potential TikTok fan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: I love everybody giving that one senator shit because he has a TikTok page. That shit cracked me up. Tony is white and has a beard and has a full head of hair these days. He's trans white.

Speaker: I just don't hide it like you do. Everybody's got their panties all up in a twist about this whole TikTok band, right? Right.

Speaker: other than B .A. and there's no D. Don't don't do that. Sorry. He said band. Yeah, there was indeed you said band or or to talk. There's always a D in Chris's mouth. Let's be honest.

Speaker: That's right. I'll be here all week, folks. You can't slut. Oh, shit. I was like, I was like, apparently they forgot I'm... Let's see it. Jesus Christ, lady. You want to turn the mic right now? My camera had to adjust. That, that was funny. You're welcome. You're welcome. That was an amazing setup. That was a team effort.

Speaker: Thank you. So anyways, about your tick tock ban. I'm going to watch this play out as Connor does not get any peace watch. Well, my beer is gone. So ladies and gentlemen, I do. You call me a foosball all you want. I'm going to go get my dick wet.

Speaker: I need to go get in your crippled bathtub because you can't stand up in the shower. You have to have a cripple Yeah jokes on you I install I installed those railings I Am I do have to I do have to go all right peace out me God I wish I had video of Nikki rolling his fat crippled ass into a crippled tub my dick

Speaker: I painted my tub. Yay. I told the guys I was going to get my dick wet. I totally did. So what's what's your take on the TikTok ban? And just because I've gone to the TikTok band. Man, however, right, would get banned. Right. I don't think it will.

Speaker: Tim, so you're back in four minutes. That includes the three minutes walk to her. Taking damn near four minutes to get his crippled ass in the house. Right? You know, but no, so so everybody's all up in arms and got their panties all in a twist about this this this potential TikTok fan. And the crazy thing about it is

Speaker: I know you're anti -establishment, you're anti -government. The math is math. It's a government thing because you know it's a Chinese own or a Chinese own entity and in China it is. It's owned by China.

Speaker: The only part of it is owned by China. It's a Chinese company and they refuse to let go. Well, they have it in the rules that they can't sell it. Well, but they refuse to let go of any power or relinquish anything and then that's why the government's stepping in because it is an app.

Speaker: and worried about, and this is the thing, I've heard a lot of people go, hey, First Amendment, right, shut the fuck up. There are plenty of other platforms for you to go from, or do whatever it is that you're doing. If you get, people are mad about it on TikTok, first and foremost, I don't care. If it's legitimately a concern for our country and our people,

Speaker: Good on the government for stepping in and going, look, I said, if I said, if I didn't say it was, I understand. But is TikTok really the only one selling info to China, Facebook, the people who are all in a twist are the people who are literally not, they, that's, that is their income is TikTok content creators. They're not in, I mean, these are the assholes who go on there and go,

Speaker: oh welcome to tiktok well no well you got the other people you got the other people that do have tiktok shops and sell shit yeah but you can have a shop on any other fucking platform oh i understand i understand i'm just saying you know what i mean because there's a there's a guy he does he does he builds cars and he he he does the whole thing on tiktok and he sells uh

Speaker: recreation parks. But it's also it's also the same people that will go in and riot and tear down an entire 100 % about the First Amendment rights. Like, yeah, like, what?

Speaker: Yeah, but you you you want to take every right we have away because you don't like the fact that the sun rises in the east and lowers in the West or however it is, but because And then you say one plus one equals two is racist, but then you're going to go

Speaker: They're infringing on my rights. I'll be right back. American, because you're taking TikTok, there's plenty of other platforms. If they take TikTok away. First and foremost, who gives a good goddamn fuck? TikTok is not there for actual content creators. Real content creators are not on TikTok at the end of the day. Shut up, Jarvis. You're about to get fired from another podcast.

Speaker: I do not sell wookie wookie picks on my own events. But it's like, who cares? If TikTok goes away, it's going to be another app, just like Vine was, just like Musical .ly was. You know, it ran its course at the end of the day. And if it is a danger to the American way or the Americans.

Speaker: or whatever, then more power to it. I just think it's funny that the people that are getting all butt hurt and been out of shape about it are the ones that are literally making a living off of TikTok. And you're not even actual content creators, you're actually just fucking suck. Good, get rid of it and make room for real content creators. Men and women who actually create good content and create quality content

Speaker: Like the people, you know, there are people who use the TikTok shop to sell stuff. And once we have our merch store, yeah, I'll probably do the same thing if it's available. But as Tim said, I'm going to replace you with a puppet. As Tim said, TikTok's already banned me. TikTok has, I can't go live on our account right now. And I don't know if I'll ever be able to go live on our account right now.

Speaker: Why? For doing exactly what I'm doing right here. There are a lot worse things on TikTok than some asshole chit chatting and hanging out and joking and having a good time. Yet, I can't do it. So I'd say if TikTok goes away, good riddance.

Speaker: I say good riddance to TikTok if it goes away. Good health run, but at the end of the day, it is what it is. Jarvis, first and foremost, clean your camera, give it a little wipe. Second of all, pull it away from your face a little bit and be a little bit more confident. That's all. Well, thanks, Jeffrey. Yeah, sorry. I had to piss like a resource. Where did you go when you were on break?

Speaker: I did, but you know, you break the seal and the next thing you know, you got to piss like 400 times. Yeah. Life is 15 liters of Coke in a show. It's a two and a half. So calm down. See, you've gone back to your bottle.

Speaker: Oh no, what are you drinking out of tonight, buddy? I'm drinking out of a glass. I actually have glass. I didn't see that. No, I was just saying, you know, tiktok, the people who are up in arms and are pissed off and all worked up about it are the ones who make a living off of tiktok. They're not, they're just fucking, they're not content creators.

Speaker: the

Speaker: legitimate, decent, creative people that have like their tick tock shop, stuff like that, they're already established. So tick tock goes away, they're going to be able to still sell their their their merchandise or whatever it is that they're doing somewhere else because they've already established themselves. They've already made a name for them. Like, like, for instance, and I know that you can literally get you can you can literally

Speaker: I know this guy claims to be the only one, but you can get the only dad hats everywhere. Everybody's making them, but there's a dude on there who has literally, that's like his, he created, you know, that's his thing. But he's already established so TikTok goes away. You know, he's still going to be able to get on Instagram or

Speaker: Yeah. Well, I mean, it's literally. And still put his merch store out there. So he'll still be able to sell his hats and his shirts. And trust me, I love the hats. I want one. I want an only day. I want one too. And I want a dad hub t -shirt. You know, I want one. I mean, if you're really a fan of somebody on TikTok, 99 % chance they have other the other platforms they're on and their bio link is in their description.

Speaker: So if you're not subscribed to them somewhere else already, you can do that. Yeah. Do you actually even stream any more at all, Tim? Tim, what's going on with your guys' show? And Tim, if you're available tomorrow night, let me know. And if you'd like to come up, we're doing a collaboration show tomorrow night. It got postponed for Monday night.

Speaker: The funniest thing I've been seeing on TikTok lately is this politician that voted against the TikTok, he voted for TikTok being banned. He actually became popular and kind of owes his seat to TikTok. And now people are calling him out and he's lost like half his followers and shit.

Speaker: And then he got on TikTok the other day. He was like, I'm sorry. I don't think it's actually going to pass. Okay. Well, if you didn't think it was going to pass, why would you vote for it? Work is overrated. Oh my God. You're at the firehouse. You're not working. You're just hanging out with the boys. Stop. Yeah. Let's be honest. Is it really work? Yeah. Oh, here goes the sirens. Let everybody jump in our big red wee woos. Yeah. But I don't.

Speaker: A, I don't think it's going to get banned because I think there should be restrictions. Military personnel should not be able to 100%. It should not be on government property. And I say this and I have friends that are in the military and I've even and I've even brought this up to them in their lives. Like dude, you are literally in a desert. You know, deployed.

Speaker: and you're live on Tik TOK, like, yeah, not necessarily good about things that's going on over there. Not like it's not like it's the end of the world, top secret stuff. Like we're not, you know, but still, I mean, nonetheless, even, even when you're in the military, the one thing they tell you first thing is, is, you know, wherever you're deployed, don't give up your location.

Speaker: But I think it's going to, I don't think it's going to pass in the house for the simple fact. They say they saw what happened with everybody losing their fucking mind. And of course, I love what TikTok did is that they was like, here, give us your, your area code or your, your zip code and we'll give you which Senator you should call. Yeah. And I was like, you know, I appreciate more than anything. Yeah. I will bust your balls because.

Speaker: I have, you know, I did it for a minute. And I have family that were firefighters and stuff like that. I know how it goes down. And I follow firefighters on TikTok. That's actually a chef that I follow. Dude, the food videos on fucking TikTok, dude, they're killing me. Dude, there's this cat. And where is he from? I think Virginia. I think 100 % sure. But he is the firehouse chef.

Speaker: Okay, just watching his videos. I've gained I've gained 75 pounds. Oh easily No, the one that the one that gets me is is Gordon Ramsay's on there and he critiques people that do videos like this is how I make Texas brisket sandwiches or some shit like that and then like you take a pound of butter and he's like a pound of butter They're fucking hilarious. I didn't know you had back surgery

Speaker: I just knew you guys haven't been live for a while. You good? Oh, stop it. Shut up. If you watch the mental health show, you know, yeah, I feel about my first responder. Shut up. They're jokes. Don't take it personal. Yeah, it's a joke. Not a joke. Don't take it so hard. They're jokes. No, but it's like, I don't think it's jokes to them. It would be 100 % detrimental.

Speaker: to any politician to vote for that app to get banned for the simple fact. Their voters can see who the fuck they are and literally campaign against them. Yeah. Hopefully your back surgery went better than Connor's. Connor's fucked him up for a second. Yeah, no, that's the thing. That's the thing. Like how many how many people in politics have tick tock pages? Well, Joe Biden's got one. Oh, yeah, you were offended. I imagine I'm going to get a DM later.

Speaker: You're going to be yelling and screaming and hooting hollering at me. I'll just show you my ways. I'm better. Timmy boy. The government did the same thing with Blackberry. I got to be careful anymore. When Obama got elected, they did the same thing with Blackberries because Obama would not release his, he was like, I'm not giving up on Blackberry. And there was a big uproar about that. And then it blew over.

Speaker: I think I think I think we should we should ease up on our presidents You know about all you should release this that and the other thing like they are the president of the united states of america There is a reason why they don't release stuff No, not release. He didn't want to give it up. Like he was like, no, I use my blackberry every day No, yeah. No, I just i'm saying like Shut up. You're the president of the united states of america. Leave him the fuck alone exactly I mean once you get to that position

Speaker: The fact that somebody can tell you you can and cannot do something, you're like, wait a minute. I'm pretty sure I'm the fucking president. You're not. Well, now I'm a Lib and now I'm a Karen. Oh, now you're up there with me. Now I'm upset. Oh, no, you don't need a new bachelor. It's my fucking mind. Just like Bane did to Batman. I was born in a dark. She merely adopted it. All I need a copy kid to talk him to.

Speaker: I know, right?

Speaker: We are the generation that saw the evolution of video games.

Speaker: you know so the fact that if if anybody that's played video games since the beginning of nintendo hey i know 100 i agree uh the royal family thing have you been seeing this yeah oh what's your name uh not megan markle the other chick no uh kate middleton

Speaker: Yeah, supposedly she's dead. Well, I've also heard that Russia actually put out a thing they were like, the king died. Yeah, it's the face and book gram. Yeah. No, but like, Russia put out a thing that the king died when nobody's seen the king. Since they fucking announced that. Yeah, the king had butt cancer. Well, he's got butt cancer. And then so Megan, apparently, or not Megan, Kate.

Speaker: She had a dominal surgery. Yeah. And I get it. It's a long time to recover. But there's this whole theory that there's a double. And the chick that they're saying is the double. I can't tell the difference between the two of them. But they're comparing the double to, it says die and Camilla.

Speaker: like it's it's a real history repeating itself kind of thing so i don't i honestly don't know there was supposed to be a huge announcement out of buckingham palace the other day i never got i still haven't seen what the fuck that was about but it's kind of it's constantly popping up in my for you page and i'm like what the fuck is going on and nobody can tell me so i honestly don't know what the fuck's going on i am curious but it's not like consuming my life

Speaker: I just, I don't know if I believe the whole abdominal surgery thing. I think she's dead. I think the old boy killed him, killed her and was like, I can get away with it. I'm a prince. So there is that, I don't know. Uh, I think it's, it's one of those things where it's like, much like anything,

Speaker: much like anything when you're that high up in politics or royalty you there's pretty much not a whole lot you can't get away with well i mean there's there's theories

Speaker: About the this chick. There's like four main theories going around one of them being like that She's she's doing a Miley Cyrus Hannah Montana thing. The other is that she's dead. The other is that she's she Had an abortion or some shit like there's there's a couple theories around And that's the thing. I mean as far as a royal family Like over here

Speaker: They they they are so much more important over here in the States than what they are there. Well, I mean, when Diana died, everybody fucking cried. Well, you know, let's not even get it. Even when we even when Prince what's his face and Kate, it's funny. I don't know. I don't know if she's married. I don't even know the prince's names. It's Harry and Harry and Harry's made to make it more.

Speaker: William. William. I don't tell you who's married to who, but we both know their wives' names, Kate Middleton and Megan Markle. Well, Megan Markle, she got famous on Suits. And she's gorgeous. Shut up, Jeff. Well, David. No. No, Harry's married to Kate and Megan Markle. Yeah. Okay, whatever.

Speaker: The redheaded stepchild of the royal family. The dude that's married to the chick from Suits, didn't they denounce the royal family? Well, no, they the royal family denounced them. Kind of is my understanding. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, it's something in that bitch from Suits. That bitch from Suits is kind of sexy, I'm just saying.

Speaker: He was the only reason I watched four seasons of Suits, let's be honest. No, I don't. I can tell you shit about them about the Royal Family. I can give two shits and a fuck less. You know what I do know about the Royal Family? Once upon a time, we slapped a dick out of their mouth and became our own country and said, we're tired of your fucking bullshit. Why don't you fucking play around? Fuck right and find out the first instance of America saying, hold my beer and fuck around and find out. The goddamn

Speaker: I'm curious on what the hell they're they're going to do or what what's going to be announced like it's a possibility because dude there was fucking Barack Obama was literally just at the prime minister's house the other day and unless Joe Biden sent him over there

Speaker: Isn't that kind of the same thing they tried to get Trump on? I can't remember. No, they got. Yeah, no. Well, no, like if you go and present yourself as an administrator or a working for the US government without being sent over there by the president, you're technically doing something wrong.

Speaker: Dude, if Trump took a shit and leaned to the left instead of the right, he was doing something wrong. Oh, 100%. I mean, let's be honest. I mean, the man couldn't breathe without getting, you know, without getting 400 accusations thrown his way.

Speaker: Oh, 100%. And what's funny is if you watch, there's old clips of him being interviewed by like Oprah and she's like, you should run for president. Now she's like, fuck that motherfucker. There's so many celebrities and everything that, you know, in the past were fucking stroking Donald's dick and freaking him off. And as soon as he decided to run for president, they got all fucking feelings and want to feel some sort of way. And it's like, shut the fuck up. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, the dude could solve world hunger, cure AIDS and and save the world from any money problems. And they'd be like, he's still a piece of shit. I was just getting ready to get to that. You know, the man was in was was president for four years and the entire four years. And since he's been out, just accusation, accusation, accusation, everything curveballs, everything thrown at him. One way like flies. When he was the president, he dealt with it, but he made the country better.

Speaker: you were we were we were good you know and made our country better while he was in office the lowest unemployment rate ever and then dealing with all the bullshit from the left at the same time and shrugging it off and still was able to do his job now and now he's running again and he's dealing with all the other with all the bullshit and he's still he's fucking destroying every the numbers are insane yeah so

Speaker: At the end of the day, it just goes to show and we're not a very, we're not a political show in any way, shape or form. And we're not the smartest guys in the world, but at the end of the day, the man fixed America. He was doing good things for the country, despite the bullshit. And the only problem Trump couldn't solve in his presidency was COVID.

Speaker: And now the biggest thing is they couldn't assassinate him politically. And now they're going after his bank account. Yeah. And, you know, he's got that situation in New York, quote unquote, doesn't have the money for the five hundred million dollar bond or whatever that they put on it. So don't worry. That'll come out. It'll be fine. And yeah, I'm sure he's not losing sleep over it.

Speaker: Because, I mean, what's really funny is he paid all that money for Mar -a -Lago, and the judge was like, that place is only worth maybe $2 million. But the place right next to it that's a quarter of the size, has a very small house on it, is also worth $4 million. How's that work?

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. You know, so the left is not only just trying to destroy Donald Trump, they're killing the housing market in Florida without even trying. No, that's the thing. I mean, they're just it's just one game after another. And it's, you know, they're grasping at straws because they're scared shit. Listen, that's what we said last week. You know, 2028.

Speaker: Glick and DJ and DT jr. And I'm walking up with that bitch chokeslam and hitting stunners, putting people through tables, walking around with a beer in my hand and a championship belt. Well, you know, they say to go on what Conrad saying here.

Speaker: they say you're you you haven't made it until you have some haters well we have haters from scott haters so that's what i said about this show lurkers and haters y 'all yeah y 'all another level but you're just jealous sounds a lot like jealousy they're jealous yeah if you're taking shit you're doing something right here's a funny thing do you and this is an honest question

Speaker: If any other politician got the same kind of treatment Trump got or gets, would they survive? Not even close. Well, that's the thing. As much as nobody wants to admit, Trump is clean as a fucking whistle. Can any other politicians say that? Well, I mean, you know, is Trump an arrogant douchebag? Oh, 100%.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He chooses words better. Yes. But he's also not wrong. Yeah. I mean, you're going to bring up something that happened in 1985 or 1990 when he Oh no, no. The newest one. Have you seen the newest one? He was given a speech and he was talking about how China is building a bunch of car electric car manufacturing in Mexico.

Speaker: And he said, if I don't get elected, it's going to be a bloodbath for the US automakers. Oh, yeah. CNN and all that stuff. They've actually clipped it. So if I don't get elected, it's going to be a bloodbath. Yeah, I heard that. And it's like, really? You guys are that fucking cheesy, fucking sleazy? What a fucking loser.

Speaker: And when, when, if Trump does get elected, he's going to put a hundred percent on those cars on China. So, so where normally those cars would cost, let's say 30 grand, he's going to make it. So they cost 60. We don't like, we don't like Trump, by the way. We're not, we're not Trump fans.

Speaker: It's, it's, it's, it's easy to do four years and not do anything at all. When every accusation against you, everything that has come out has been proven to be 100 % true. When all those same people who are trying to bury Trump are burying everything that's coming out about you. Oh yeah. Well, did you see?

Speaker: They literally, when Trump was getting in trouble for those documents he had, while he was president, Trump took documents. They're his documents. He was president. He's allowed. Biden did the same thing when vice president, when he wasn't allowed, and they won't convict him because he's a senile old man. He's a fucking president. He's senile old man.

Speaker: Sounds like you're not competent to do the job that you're assigned. Exactly. I mean, it'd be like, it'd be like if I couldn't change a light bulb, you know what I mean? Like I'm out of a job. I mean, and that's a simple task at the end of the day. You know what I mean? Like I'm just, you gotta change the light bulb. I don't know if you can't walk up a set of stairs without falling down. Maybe plunge a toilet or something like that in my day to day work life. Like,

Speaker: It's pretty basic stuff. Like if you can't handle the basic stuff, let alone the, I mean, everybody knew the whole Ukraine, Russia thing was going to happen. And as soon as Trump was out of office, Putin was like, well,

Speaker: But I guarantee you, when Trump wins, Trump wins because if Biden wins, you know there's fucking fraudery happening. Facts on facts again, Tiffany is 117 years old. But when Trump wins, he will end that Russia fucking Ukraine shit in like less than a week. He'll walk over there and pull a glick. All right. Both of you fucking knocking the fuck off. All right, sorry. He's going to send a text. Hey, pooty poot.

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Speaker: The fucking Trump is going to go, hey, booty booty, knock your shit off. It's not even Putin. All of a sudden you're going to hear. No, it's not. It's not even Putin. Putin was like, why would we go to he said the only reason they went to war with with Ukraine is because NATO was like, hey, we're going to just move the line a little bit further, which was agreed upon years ago that they wouldn't do that.

Speaker: And nobody was there to stop them at the end of the day. It's like, it's like, uh, for instance, you know, we all had siblings growing up. If my parents were around. Yeah. I'm going to punch my sister in the face. If my parents were home, I wasn't going to walk up and smack my sister in the back of the head. Now, if they were. Nobody's watching. We're good. And that's exactly what's happening. You know, it's, it's.

Speaker: And in what, a hundred plus years, every president with the exception of Trump, some sort of conflict slash war has come. Four years of Trump, not a single war. Hmm. Why? Cause he's like, he's like, you know, I got a button right here. I'll fucking push it fuckers. And they're like, yeah, he's serious. Everybody else. We don't believe this guy. I believe it. Why do you think I'm going to be such a great dictator? I mean, president.

Speaker: Oh, oh, that's the other thing. CNN's like, he's going to be a dictator. No. No. When when when Biden was running first, when when Biden was running last term or last election, he's like, you can't just sign a bunch of stuff into law as the president. That's called being a dictator. What Biden do day one, signed 150 pieces into law

Speaker: that he just goes like, yeah, we're going to do this, we're going to do this. And Trump did the same thing when he started, but he did five. Five and 150. Somebody's a dictator. I promise you when I become president, there's going to be no extra butts about it. I'm a goddamn dictator. Oh, I put I put the dick in dictator. And you put that dick in your mouth. No, I don't.

Speaker: Jeff, just say, you know, you will have a job. You will have a job when I'm president. You'll be, you will be a dick sucker. Well, let's be honest. He's not here to defend himself. Right. I got to, I got to urinate again. I can't wait to be president. First thing I do is abolish that two term bullshit. I'm going to go from president to King to ruler of the world.

Speaker: I'm just saying. No, I think, I think it was the biggest thing. I think it was the biggest problem. And I've said it a million times when we talk about politics and, and again, we're no experts and we're not the smartest people on the planet, but what Trump did and this is what Trump did and pissed off everybody. When he was president, he put America first and he put American citizens first. And he was, and that's what I liked about him.

Speaker: And that's, that, that was the nice thing about him being the president was the fact that he did put America first and he didn't put the citizens first. And he said to hell with everybody else at the end of the day. And that's how it should be. You know, ever since Biden got into office, America has gone to hell. It's been nothing but divide and segregate. Like, I mean,

Speaker: what? Sixty -seven years ago, this country fought against segregation and division and now that's all it's about. It's all about segregation. Oh, 100%. It's just a different color they want to segregate. Like, do you remember when when when Martin Luther King and Rosa Parks and Malcolm X were fighting against

Speaker: white only restaurants and black only drinking. And now they want it again. But white only colleges and that it added that like and this is what the world that we're living in right now. It's it is it is. You know, I think it's been said, you know, when you don't.

Speaker: Educate yourself on history. I know I don't have the quote right now. I'm not trying it if if you fail to Read your history. You're doomed to repeat it. Yeah, exactly And then we're repeating ourselves a hundred percent and Literally just it's just the opposite side of the same coin You know and it's

Speaker: And we're getting so close to being on the fringe and on the borders of another civil war. And it's not a civil war like the original civil war or anything like that. It's totally opposite. And unfortunately. Yeah. Well, the, the difference with this much, much like the North versus the South and the original civil war, one site is one side is.

Speaker: Well more is much more suited and much more capable and has way more ability than the other side And the other will be decimated and destroyed and and it's uncalled for but it's our government and that's what No, but the funny thing is is the weaker side in the in a gwo Jarvis and there's and I have a t -shirt to prove it. No the the weaker side The weaker side

Speaker: of this argument, the physically weaker side is the one that starts all the shit. Yeah, the physically weaker side has the biggest fucking mouthpiece, just like in the. And it comes down to 90 percent of these people that are starting this shit have never been punched in the face. And I don't I don't mean this as a as it is sold or a shot, but right. It's much like when we were in high school, we get to bumping at the gums.

Speaker: And I'm not saying you couldn't handle yourself because - Right, right, right. Because you have seen it. Yeah, like I know you could handle yourself, but however, it'd be like, you know, we're in school and you start bumping them gums to me. And it's like, this is not going to end very well. This is going to get real ugly real quick. Jeff's going to try and Jeff's going to hand those on for a second. But eventually what's going to get his hands - The differences, the differences of you and me,

Speaker: is the weak side now can't handle themselves at all. Yeah, exactly. It would shock me if 90 percent of them know how to wipe their own ass. Well, it's like it's it's like the whole what was that kid that was there in Wisconsin that shot those people? Which one? The kid that that was there, you know, he was 17. What was his name? Oh, Kyle Rittenhouse. Yeah, Rittenhouse.

Speaker: Yeah. The king will come around and find out. The one dude literally pulled a gun on him. Yeah. Before Kyle shot anybody. Yeah. Well, the guy tried to hit Kyle over the head with a skateboard, then tried to wrestle the gun on him, and then pulled a gun on him. Like Kyle said, I shot him in his arm. Yeah. I disarmed him. I made him not a threat. This is a 17 -year -old kid.

Speaker: that had the wherewithal before everything else went down. You attacked me. You pulled a gun on me. I didn't kill you. I disarmed you. And I made you a doctor. Yeah. That kid has. You and I would have.

Speaker: because somebody pulls a gun on me I'm shooting the kill and then and then you want to and then you want to try to you want to hit me up on some bullshit and don't get mad because my lawyers were smarter than your fucking lawyer well the thing is it when it comes to the Kyle Rittenhouse like it's not even about like if Kyle would have been on the opposite team we're not naming names of which team he was on but if he was on the opposite team he would have been relegated a fucking hero

Speaker: just like that kid just like that kid would where he was at the Capitol with his class and he was deemed a racist because this dude banging a drum in his face and and he was like dude I wasn't the one picking on this cat that's putting a drum in my face yeah oh you mean you mean like you mean like the drug addict that had a uh fucking rap sheet three miles long that was

Speaker: by the police and they made him a fucking hero and they build a statue for him? No. You mean like gay? Well, Jeff plays for that team. So there's nothing wrong with being gay. You can be gay all day long. You can be gay. I don't know. You know, and let's be honest, the people that are fighting for the people that are fighting for gay rights aren't gay.

Speaker: Because, and also honestly, name a single right that they have, that I have that they don't. Go ahead. I'll wait. Cause we'll be here for like a month. Welcome to Minnesota, Minnesota. No, it's just like Canada. Yes. Has the LGBTQ. Excuse me. Has the LGBTQ and I say LGBTQ.

Speaker: Because there's two sides to that coin and the other coin is that weird ass fucking extra.

Speaker: alphabet crew that wanted to add pedophiles to their organization. But the actual LGBTQ, have they had struggles? Yes. Have they fought for their rights? Yes. Do they deserve them? Yes. Are you wrong? Do they have them now? Yes. Yes. Are you wrong for being lesbian or gay? No. Are you wrong for being trans? No. If you're an adult and you make an adult decision to be trans, no, there's nothing wrong with it. More power to you.

Speaker: Everybody who knows me knows I'm a huge supporter. I'm a huge ally of the lgbtq. Well, no, but my Broaster is trans my color. My cousin was a lesbian My ex -mother -in -law. Let me ask you a question If cash came in right now wanted to get a tattoo if like I own a tattoo shop He walks in he wants to get a tattoo. Am I allowed to give him one? I

Speaker: You're not allowed to but I would take him to a different shop where somebody In all seriousness I own the shop. It's the cleanest shop in the planet. Am I allowed to give him a tattoo without you being there? No, it's against the law for me to give him a tattoo What I let you

Speaker: No, he can get a tattoo from me, but he has to have a signed permission from you. Yeah, exactly. The difference is... You're asking me if I would let you... No, in all honesty, I would not let you give cash a tattoo. No, I'm not saying me, I'm saying in general. But if we were in a multi purse where you were like the greatest tattoo artist of all time, yeah, I would look. And my question is this, why can't he get a tattoo at his age?

Speaker: without your permission. You and I both Tim sometimes just a little we cross that line with our gay friends. It's okay. We're not gay. It's only gay. We're not. It's okay. I said that earlier. Nikki and I have gay friends and

Speaker: Sunday, Sunday, Nicki said, I need a new fiance and they both piped up and said, we'll take him home. And she's like, that's not what I meant. You guys can't afford his beer. I'm sorry. I think they could. It's their first bartender. It does take three incomes. I get it. I get it. It takes three incomes.

Speaker: They would just take me to work with them and just be like, here's your IV. Hey, you're good. They would give me a beer IV and put sports on the TV, and I would be happy. That question, that question of can an eight -year -old go in and get a tattoo today? Well, he's 11. Well, OK. Can an 11 -year -old go in and get a tattoo? And the answer is no. They asked this to a bunch of college kids, and they're like, no, because it's a big decision and it's permanent.

Speaker: What if that same 11 year wanted to transition? Oh, 100%, he should. There's a difference. There's no difference between cutting your wiener off and getting a tattoo at 11. No difference whatsoever in my book. It's a decision. If you want to make that decision when you're 18, 19, 20, go for it. That's all you. That's like my cousin. So my cousin,

Speaker: He has always said he doesn't want to have kids. He does not want to be a dad. He don't want kids. Anything like that. I don't blame him. You know, cool. That's your choice. That's your choice. You know what I mean? He turned 18. You know, him and his girlfriend, I don't know if they're still together or not. They had the conversation. Neither one of them ever want to have kids. They don't want to be parents. Cool.

Speaker: That's your decision. That's your choice. That's your right. You call up a doctor, call up his doctor. Hey, I want to, I want to get a vasectomy. I don't want to have kids and a vasectomy is reversible. Oh, a hundred percent. Doctor said you can, you cannot make the decision to have a vasectomy until you're 25 years old.

Speaker: Really? He's 18. He's an adult. He should be able to make that decision. Oh, I agree. I want to have kids. I want to have a vasectomy. And they said that they would not do a vasectomy until he was 25 years old because you might change your mind. But I bet you'd be asked to cut off his wiener. He'd do it. Nikki said it's the same thing for women. So you can't have a, what is that a historic?

Speaker: Yeah, that's right. So my nephew was like, all right, you know what? Cool. His girlfriend at the time, and like I said, I don't know if they're still together or not. Brian Stock in condoms. She's on birth control, and he's wrapping it up. Yeah. But how is it that you can tell an 18 -year -old, which is an adult, you're legally, you can be drafted by the military, you can join the military, you can vote, and everything else, you're a legal adult. Well, you can't drink.

Speaker: can't drink. That's a whole other story and a whole other subject. Yeah. But, but you, but you can't make the decision to have a vasectomy. However, or a hysterectomy if you're a woman, but however, if you're a fucking six year old kid who I remember when cash was six year old and I remember when my girls were sick, this fucking kid thought for a goddamn year, he was a fucking dinosaur. Yeah.

Speaker: when he was six years old. He thought he was a goddamn T -Rex for a year. Well, Kevin thought he was fucking Deadpool until he fell down the stairs the other day. And then a year later, all of a sudden,

Speaker: He wanted to be a fucking Power Ranger. And I'm like, no, this TV show. And, you know, and, you know, it's like, you know, six years old, you know, you can tell me that you you want to transition and you want and I can and I can give you or mobile. What the fuck sense does that make for me? It's on her daughter. And then they got teachers. And then you got teachers. Look, first and foremost. They got books in public libraries, school libraries that teach you how to give a blowjob.

Speaker: That's weird. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah. I'll send you I'll send you the the link to the video that talks about it. But it's like literally then you got these goddamn teachers. See, this is why we don't talk about politics because it's going. It's going, doesn't it? Yeah, it gets me riled up, man. And I go, yeah, when you got these goddamn teachers, listen here, Miss Jones or Mr. Jones or whatever the fuck you're calling yourself these days, you name you him, she or her it whatever.

Speaker: You're a math teacher. Shut up and teach basically and shut your fucking mouth. I don't give a goddamn if you're a dude who likes to take dick up the ass or if you're a woman. But if my kid can't tell me what one plus one is by the end of this year, I'm going to beat your ass. That's your job. Your job is to teach math. Your job is not to teach my kids about LGBTQ or homosexuality or transgender or anything like that or your political stances. Shut the fuck up and do your goddamn job.

Speaker: That's your job. Teach them math, teach them history, teach them social studies, teach them science. That's your fucking job. Teach them to play fucking dodgeball. If you're a goddamn gym teacher, as far as your politics stands and your sexuality goes,

Speaker: Be part of the conversation in your fucking house because that's why I have a problem and that's where I get involved and that's where I step in and and you've crossed the line and you cross the boundary because you're not gonna indoctrinate my children with your political views or your sexual views or your sexual Because they're still children their minds are still growing and they're still evolving Yeah

Speaker: Unfortunately, it doesn't stop in high school and grade school. It goes all the way through colleges. Fucking colleges are doing the same thing. I mean, people give you and I shit because we never went to college. Thank God we didn't. Can you imagine if we would have gone to a... No, but if we would have been able to be molded, what we would be like,

Speaker: I know what we'd be like foremost. Do you do you really think I think I really think if we would have gone to college We would have converted the whole school to be fucking crazy First and foremost have I ever come across like the type to be molded or no, but I'm saying if I mean I mean Nikki will tell you Nikki will tell you I'm a fucking stubborn ass goddamn bull and I gotta get that and I'm the same way but if if

Speaker: somebody got to you early enough and fucking convinced you that you should you should support all this stupid shit that they're doing by the time you get to college you're fucking so stubborn about it that nobody can change your mind and that's what i'm saying like these teachers teach your fucking subject shut the fuck up

Speaker: Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a goddamn about your sexuality or your political stances. You're a fucking teacher. Teach your fucking subject and shut your fucking mouth. And you know what's going to happen? Schools are going to start to go in the way of the dodo because people are going to be like, fuck it. I'll just teach my kid at home. You know, it's like. Just like this. And this is and this is the thing. In my line of work. If I go to work.

Speaker: And I start and I'm at work and I decided to be a, and somebody calls me and says, Hey, uh, my, my, my total is backed up. My, my sink's backed up and I walk in their house and I get in the refrigerator and I'm like, I'm going to tell you guys how to, I'm going to, I'm going to teach you guys how to cook a great dinner. I'm not a goddamn chef.

Speaker: Yeah, that's not what I hired to do. My job is to go and unclog their fucking kitchen sink or fix the garbage. My job is not to go in there and cook them a seven course fucking gourmet meal. Right. As far as teachers go, that's what they're trying to do. It's such a fucking mouth. The only teacher that's teaching how to cook his whole neck. And let's be honest, you want you want to really fix the United States? I could I could do it very simply.

Speaker: Bring back shop class, bring back Home Ec. Bring back dodgeball. And bring back dodgeball, yes. That would be like... With those balls that would hit you at those fucking things for a month. Another reference. I get a call from a tenant. Oh, my air conditioner is not working. And I walk in their house and I teach them how to build. I teach them how to rebuild from scratch a 351 motor in their dining room.

Speaker: You know what? I wouldn't be mad at you. I'd be like, you know what? That motherfucker can come over all the time. We got a brand new 351 engine in their dining room. However, the air condition is still not bored. You hooked that fucking 351 up to that air conditioner. I'm working like a motherfucker. You'd be freezing up in that bitch. And I get it. It's like the problem is everybody wants, and I,

Speaker: The one beauty I have your goddamn job. No, and here's the thing a Lot of people like that are in your position. You live in the States. Have you ever been outside the United States Chris? Okay, well, let's say and I know you have it Yeah, that doesn't really count because they're just as fucking crazy But and this is why I say all the time. What the fuck is up with these goddamn dogs?

Speaker: I say this all the time. Everybody else in the world looks at the United States the way the United States looks at Florida. And they go, what the fuck are you guys doing? Florida and Ohio. And you know what? You're almost not quite, but you're almost to the point where you can't go to another country and say we're number one because they're like, are you really? Because you're 90 percent of your country's fucking retarded. I mean, two time world champions.

Speaker: Okay, but if World War three broke out today Do you really got a chance because half the population are like, oh no I I'm offended. Well, you're dead now because the enemy just shot you That's what we call Darwinism. Well, you know and probably so so

Speaker: People like you and me, we'd be great in a war. Yeah. So, so, so like, for instance, I have to, where we live at, no, I, I, I work in a major metropolis now. I work in a big city and, and I hate the car. I hate the drive. I hate the drive. I hate fucking people on the freeway. And I keep telling Nikki, I was like, God damn, if I had one fucking wish.

Speaker: I wish I had the power of telekinesis. And that way, when I'm driving down the road, yes, yes, yes. I do it all the time. I'm in the car, in a cab or in driving the car, I'm like, if I could just, you know, I'm like sitting there trying to use the force. My wife's like, what are you doing? And I'm like, I'm trying to move that car. She's like, yeah, it doesn't work like that. I said, it will. I just have to concentrate harder.

Speaker: Yeah, you know, and I told her I was I swear to God we had the conversation every day and I don't even know why she tolerates my stupid ass because I call her every day when I'm coming home from work.

Speaker: And every day I'm like, God damn it, Michael, just yeet, yeet, yeet. And then I'm like, and there's one section of the road where it's like three lanes and there's signage. There's signage. It's worth of signage that says left lane ends, left lane, but everybody waits until, and it turns into a parking lot. And I'm like, I'm like, look, you guys made your life decision. If you die, you die. Yeet. And I shoot them out. And you know what?

Speaker: it's probably a good thing that we don't have wow jedi powers yeah damn dude no foreplay huh i get it it's great i was so glad that if we if we had jedi powers we would not be jedi we would 100 these sets i'm sorry i told her like i like like i would be an anti -hero because yes i would do good things with my

Speaker: Yeah, we would be Deadpool. We would be Deadpool. Like, we've had the conversation on this show. If we ever had superpowers, obviously, Jeff, you're 100 % a goddamn villain. Oh, and tomorrow. Yeah, I'm more of a superhero. I just flipped my hair, by the way. I'm such a superhero. It was tickling me. I identify as a superhero. It was tickling that year, and I totally was just like...

Speaker: My pronouns are super and hero. But I was like, I was like, there's a part of me that yeah, I'm borderline villain because again, these assholes in this far left lane, I'm fucking heating you into a field. Whatever happens, happens. Everybody else. Everybody else. I'm just going to slide out of my way. And I'm just going to drive right in between you and I'm going to be perfectly happy.

Speaker: There's something to be said about the dude that built that fucking bulldozer that was bulletproof. I'm just saying. There's something to be said about driving an armored vehicle. I mean, it's like, wait, this won't then. You're right. Speaking of armored vehicles. Did you see the first Cybertruck trying to get stolen? Somebody trying to steal the first Cybertruck? No, they you know how you get one of those window breakers. What?

Speaker: What did you get blocked? What, what? You know how you can get those window breakers where it's like, it looks like a little pen and then you push the button and it shatters the window. Oh yeah. Okay. So dude in California, his buddy pulls up and they're, you know, and they're going to steal a cyber truck.

Speaker: Well, he tries to break the window and it doesn't work, obviously. Then he tries to break the back window. Doesn't work, obviously. Tries every window, windshield. He's up on the roof, jumping on it. And as he gets down, now the cyber trucks and all Teslas have cameras. Not only did it catch his face. Well, yeah, exactly. So not only did it catch his face in a perfect shot,

Speaker: But as he left, his license fell out of his pocket. And as he picks it up, he slowly looks at it and he's like, oh shit, that's mine. He kind of says, oh shit, it's mine. And it's slow enough where the Tesla camera could read it. So I'm pretty sure he's going to go to jail.

Speaker: But it's in California, so probably not. Well, 5050 shot at this point. However, I don't like this limited. Yeah, that's not cool. I don't like this limited time frame on Instagram, but you know, however, I was going to say, you know,

Speaker: a little slap on the wrist but Tesla is definitely over that threshold of what is it five grand or whatever before they can oh yeah it's two thousand two thousand dollars well there's a couple of companies i actually spoke to a company today he owns a convenience store in LA

Speaker: And he has, and I kid you not, he was telling me this today. Everything in his store is priced 2000, then like 199. And at the, at the checkout, he hands you, like if you have five items that are 2 ,199 a piece, he'll hand you 10, 10 tick coupons that are $2 ,000 off.

Speaker: And I'm like, you know what? I'm not mad at it, dude. I'm not mad at it at all. He's like, you know how many times I've been robbed and people steal stuff and I can't do anything now that I have everything priced at $2 ,000? Nobody takes anything from my store. And I'm like, you know what? I'm not mad at it. Not even a little bit. Oh, it's like.

Speaker: I have another question for you, Chris, when you get back because I know you went to go get beer. Or go drain something. What? What did she say? Have you heard what Walmart is getting ready to start doing? Have you heard this, Chris? Yeah, he's probably taking a shit.

Speaker: that Walmart's doing this new thing where you pay a subscription of $95 to use the self checkout. It's like, I think it's a monthly thing because Walmart, which they shouldn't have self checkout anyways, because I don't work for you, Walmart, and I want my 1099. Um,

Speaker: People are literally going in and scanning an apple, but getting a brand new TV for the price of an apple or banana. And it's one of those things is like, oh yeah, it's 100 % true. I actually saw the other day, they want to charge a subscription fee to use the self checkout. And I'm like, maybe just get rid of self checkout. It's kind of a dull moment.

Speaker: because self -checkout is the biggest, stupidest thing you could ever do because I don't work there, so I'm not worried about getting fired. I'm going to scan this one thing and take my TV and go. Have you heard this about Walmart wanting to charge $98 or $95 subscription fee for self -checkout?

Speaker: Uh, I didn't hear that, but I heard that, that Walmart and other stores were going to start taking their self checkouts out. Um, and, um, a while to make the self checkout for the people that only think for Walmart plus the Walmart plus it's $95 a month, a year.

Speaker: Is it a year? Well, but once again, if I, if I'm doing self checkout, I'm also going to ask them to give me a 10 99. I get all the benefits of the Walmart plus. However, I was at Walmart today and I won't say which Walmart or where I was, but they were running a really cool special on, uh, on, on boys jeans. It was buy one, get one free. Nice.

Speaker: Yeah, it was nice of them. It was only at the self checkout lane. Oh, yes. Did you hear about this chick? She actually got away with it. She went in and bought and like an apple or a box of Kleenex or something at self checkout.

Speaker: But left with a fucking 32 inch TV. But you have to remember, and this is why Walmart is doing it. And and originally it was Walmart and other stores. And we talked and I and Cam was on the show and Cam works in Lost Prevention. Walmart was losing. I want to say it was close to the billions. It would not surprise me. Since since since the other stores like Target and

Speaker: and like Harris Teter grocery store and Publix grocery store and stuff like that, Kroger's, they were losing millions of dollars. And this is nationwide. This isn't like, you know, only Walmart or Kroger's or Meijer or whatever in Ohio. This was nationwide. This is worldwide, whatever. You know what I mean?

Speaker: millions of dollars a year were being lost because of the self checkouts and I'll scan one. I won't scan one. I'll scan one. I won't scan one. So they're eating this cost because well, we don't want to pay employees.

Speaker: So we'll just put the self checkout in. Well, now we're losing our asses and lost prevention. What the fuck did you think was going to happen? Do you really think your fucking receipt Nazis at the door is going to do anything? No, because much like Nikki does, not today. And she just walks on by. Yeah. And me, I'm just, I just walked by and I have a receipt in my hand or bother me if I'm walking by with two bags and I've got a receipt in my hand.

Speaker: Oh, I don't, I don't stop for him at Costco. I'm like, yeah, I got better shit to do. Cause Home Depot does not here. They don't have self checkout, but they, before you leave after they can literally see you at the checkout and they're like, let's see your receipt. And I'm like, fuck you. I paid for this. Leave me alone. Well, so like Walmart and stuff like that, when you go into Walmart and you go into the self checkout,

Speaker: Oh, hey Pops. Pops is on Instagram. When you go into Walmart, so I went with all this, if I'm paying a hundred dollars, I'll check out, I bet. Have you seen some of the Walmart employees? Do you really? No, no, no, the machine itself, it better suck me off. I'd rather have the machine suck me off than some of the employees. Mickey and I don't call them Walmartians for nothing. Yeah, I'm under that. But no, so,

Speaker: What the hell was I talking about? Self checkout. Yeah. I totally lost my shirt. I thought, fuck. Yeah. I think the self checkout is a guy, like I said, I I'm contemplating using self checkout for a year and then hitting up Walmart for 10 99. So, okay. So yeah. So, so, so you, so you put in these self checkouts and all the stores are doing it. And we do this because we're going to save money on employees.

Speaker: Yeah. But now you're losing your asses in theft or loss prevention or whatever. And now it's deductible. Now we're going to charge you for a membership and only the member. And here's the thing about their self checkouts that are crazy too. When you and I'm not shitting on anybody or throwing shade on anybody at this moment,

Speaker: at the first, at the beginning, as bone thugs in harmony said, wake up, wake up, it's the first of the month. The first of the month, when you go into Walmart, you see these skeezy ass mother, now I'm talking shit. You see these skeezy ass, good for nothing, lazy ass, government bleaches. Roll up into the DIY checkout with three goddamn cartloads

Speaker: of shit because that's what it is because they got their EBT. It's just re -upped and they got their EBT and they're there and and they're doing everything so and you know god damn well them shit bag glow life good for nothing motherfuckers aren't paying for a quarter of what they just bought.

Speaker: Oh hell no. So that's what I was going to say. So at Walmart, when you go to Walmart and you go to the self checkout, I knew I'd bring it back around. I just had to work myself. I had just had to rework the brain. So at Walmart, and I think other stores like it, but I know at Walmart, cause I was reading this article about, about them doing away with the DIY registers and shit like that. So.

Speaker: They, when you go to Walmart, they usually have a Walmart employee. This is the thing that makes no fucking sense to me. You're paying three people to be at the DIYs. Yeah. That's three cashiers. So you have the one who is, who is at like the, the, the, the stand at the very, at the very entrance to the DIYs monitor and all that shit.

Speaker: And then you have one at the end. And then you have one floating around in the middle, you know, for instance, if you buy beer or whatever, or you need, you need help, it won't scan with one in the middle is there to, you know, come over and help you or check your ID or whatever. So you're paying three employees to be at and, and, and like my, my Walmart has one on each end. So they got two. So that's six employees that you're paying.

Speaker: to babysit to DIYs. And you can literally just have six more lanes open because even when they had regular checkout, they only had six lanes open in the first place. Yeah. So you're, you're paying six people that could be six cashiers at the end of the day. Yeah. So the one person who's at the monitor, when you first walk into the DIY,

Speaker: They have, there's camera set up and, and, and, and it monitors everything, but also their sensors. So when you wave something in front of that camera, if it doesn't scan, they have the capability to shut down your machine and come over and go, Hey, uh, this item, sometimes it's a mistake. Right. You don't have, you, you, you think it scans cause you hear all the other beeping around you. Yeah. You didn't hear the beep. You swipe it and you're just starting it and, and, and, and, uh, like an alert will come up and say,

Speaker: that didn't scan and they're supposed to go, Oh shit. So they either call the person in the middle and say, Hey, DIY for, I got to shut it down, go check their stuff, but they're not doing that. No, they're sitting around shooting the shit. Like I said today, you know, Walmart in my area was doing a buy one, get one free on boys, Wrangler jeans. Uh, when I checked out and

Speaker: the the the the three employees that were supposed to be working that area were hanging out with one employee who's checking out because it was the end of her shift and shoot and they were all old as hell. I mean, they were they probably signed the Ten Commandments at the end of the day, right? No, but because the one lady was buying a twelve pack of Seagram's wine cooler because tomorrow was her day off and she was fitting to be tying one off. Yes, she was. And I'm like,

Speaker: whatever. This is 3 .99 folks. Yeah. Walmart police. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's it's the whatever idiot thought that was going to work. Is it just that? He's a **** idiot because and I I can see where they they thought it would be a good idea.

Speaker: I don't know if you've seen his last comment there, but no, exactly. I mean, at the end of the day, it's just. And seriously, how much does those six employees cost where you could actually, I mean,

Speaker: How are you say how you how did you think to save money by putting three people in an area? that takes the same amount of time to run like let's say they have ten machines and It's usually people that have four or five items. I mean have you ever gone into self -checkout with three carts fuck No, no, I don't think they should allow people to do that

Speaker: No. So I get it for small items like, oh, I'm just going to pack a gum, a bag of chips and a fucking coat. OK. Do the self -checkout. I mean, like like today, I went in there. Cash needed jeans and you did socks and you need the boxers. Yeah. Self -checkout about a bing, about a boom. Game over. Understood. And wait because somebody's got a cartload of fucking, you know, two weeks months worth of groceries. Yeah.

Speaker: get the fuck out of here bro like what the hell are you doing and you know so you could have literally set up two regular cash registers and an express lane and done the same amount and saved on your loss prevention but yet you've lost i don't know 20 30 grand that that hour

Speaker: All those people get through because that those people stole 20 30 grand I would love to see Like I would love numbers how much yeah, like the actual number how much you lose how much Walmart Walmart specifically How much you're losing an hour a day? Oh, you know, I would love to see the breakdown since they've introduced the DIYs Mm -hmm. Yeah, cuz it's a joke to see it. I refuse to use them because like

Speaker: The ones here, they have ones that take cash and two that take card. Well, that's because you ever have those, you have the, you know, you go to a vending machine with a dollar and won't expect and accept it. Yeah. So, you know, it's usually like one, one may one, maybe two registers that only does cash. I think it's usually one.

Speaker: And then all the other ones are cash or card. Well, a lot of people here don't use card. They're slowly coming up, but a lot of people live on cash, especially in Cancun for the simple fact, you know, people tip people fucking like for the longest time. I think I went three weeks of sales when I was selling tours where people all paid me cash.

Speaker: You know, because we would encourage them to pay with cash because we had to charge them 4 % to run a credit card. Well, yeah. And here in the States, everything, every, everything is card. Yeah. It's, it's very rare. Like for me, even, even for me, I haven't used cash in like two months. I was teasing Nicky because I'll be right back before we, before we got together, before we started dating and whatnot.

Speaker: I have one card. It was my debit card. Now I have my debit card. I have my cash app card and I have two credit cards and I very rarely do I ever have cash on me. And a lot of times, nine times out of 10, when I do have cash on me, I fucking forget that I totally forget about it. Cause I don't open my wallet all the way. I literally put my wallet open.

Speaker: And my cards are on the first, you know, I got a trifold wallet or whatever. And my cards are all right there. So it's like hell heft time when I do have cash, I fucking forget all about it. So, you know, that's just the way of the world at the end of the day. That's where we're heading. However, we gotta get a shit. I didn't realize we've gone a little bit over tonight.

Speaker: kind of a lot of it over, but, uh, we gotta get ready to wrap this bad boy up. So I don't, I think Jeff's going to, uh, to drain the old main main, if you will, uh, while he's gone, I'm going to go ahead and start wrapping this up guys. We appreciate you listening. We appreciate you hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. Um, Instagram, I'm just wrapping it up, man. I just realized we're at almost four hours. So I didn't realize, um,

Speaker: Instagram live was a new experience. I think I'm going to start doing the show on Instagram live. I hate the fact that it's, uh, uh, a lot of time you can only be alive so long, but, uh, if I time it just right, hopefully I can hit the brakes, the brakes, right? Right. Hit the brakes just right. But I do want to start being a little bit more active here on Instagram. Uh, and, and I learned that I can share the, when the, when the live goes down and when I ended, I can share it. So. Oh, cool.

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Speaker: to wage war on big energy, much like we did here at Nonsenseical Nonsense. Cue that beautiful -

Speaker: Yeah. Yes, sir. That's our guys over at WN. She put up here and said, as I said, we're playing all Blacktop Mojo tonight in preparation for their new song and their new album. Go ahead and check out Blacktop Mojo wherever you stream music and on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. Show the guys some love and go ahead and get that to be on the lookout for a brand new album coming out April 5th.

Speaker: We played all music off of their new album. They have a new song coming out. Ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't watched any, if you don't watch it on their show, guess where it's going to be at first. Right here on nonsensical nonsense. It'll be on their social media. And then here, those are our guys. We love the guys are super busy. Check out their tour dates. They might be coming to a town city state near you. And I would definitely recommend you get out there.

Speaker: So off to our newest album, Like Wild Horses. The days run away like a wild horse in a tumbling over the hills.

Speaker: In the night, drop around me like a two thin blanket that won't keep out the chill I'll just bite in your eyes, burn a hole right through me And it's one I'll never fill I'd be dead and gone if looks could kill If looks could kill

Speaker: And the damn blind's fading through the window pane like a memory of time And the dark road ahead looks a little bit brighter when you're running for your life All the spot in your eyes burned a whore right through me And it's one I never felt Yeah, I'd be dead and gone if looks could kill

Speaker: The looks conclude I've seen that love somewhere before The mirror hanging on the door

Speaker: I live so hard when I'm always seen The dirt I got all over me And the days run away like a wild horse in a tumbling open hills And I drive around like a tooth in black and I won't keep out the chill

Speaker: I'm a spy and your eyes burn a whore right through me And it's one I'll never fill In a hot green field and gone if looks could kill If looks could kill I'm a daze on a way like a wild horse

Speaker: And the lamp lights make the window play And the dark light is a little bit brighter I'm free and I love the way I breathe more I'm free and I love the way I breathe more

Speaker: I think I love you very much

Speaker: Get certain little blacktop mojo with like wild horses. Go ahead and check them out. Wherever you stream music and on all social media at blacktop mojo, show the guys some love. Appreciate y 'all. Listen, appreciate y 'all hanging out. Make sure you tune in tomorrow night, Thursday, men cam for men. Got my guy Connor will be there. Jarvis will be there. Maybe we'll have doc in the house. Hopefully we'll have price in the house.

Speaker: I know, I know Doc said he wanted to be there for this, uh, for this show coming up, but most importantly, we'll have the guys from talking shit. Mark and Brian hanging out with us talking about, uh, men's mental health, having that round table conversation. In the meantime, make sure you check us out on bio .link slash nonsensical nonsense. Connor, welcome back. Yeah. Chris.

Speaker: what? I said wearing a comic security shirt. I see that. I still have one. No, this is my sweater. What's up, dudes? You got out of your crippled bathtub after you got your dick wet. What'd you say? We said you were going to get your dick wet. Mickey was going to roll you into your crippled bathtub.

Speaker: I mean, that's pretty much what happened. Yeah, that's what you thought. Hold it. I got my dick wet, and then Nikki was like, all right, go shower, you nasty. Go shower, you pig. She said, go clean yourself up more. Pretty much. She threw you a towel, and said, go clean yourself up. Money is on the nightstand.

Speaker: However, working into the show, appreciate you guys being here. Connor, would you like to leave the people with words of wisdom, final thoughts, closing? Get the fuck out of here type shit. I got your new one. I got your new one. It should be, don't move. I'll get you a towel.

Speaker: No, no, it's not. It's not a Monday night. It is not men caring for men. So, you know, I have to shout out a town or a city in California. Go fuck yourself, Los Angeles. So that's the city for tonight. They deserve it. It's well -earned. I like it. I like it. Go to hell, Los Angeles. You fucking suck. Fuck you, Schwarzenegger.

Speaker: don't hurt you. Oh hey easy on the inward there.

Speaker: We've already had one end bomb on the show. We don't need another one. I'm not mentioning any names, but it rhymes with Schmefry. Yeah, I was about to say rhymes with referee. Ruby Doo would have wrenched into him. I don't know. He said the red word. I don't know. Yeah, Scooby said, Ruh -Ruh, Raggy.

Speaker: That's not I don't like me at all. That's ready. Rucking racist. Jeffrey's like, peace out. Bueller? Bueller?

Speaker: And the words of the one and only big dog himself. That being said, ladies and gentlemen, when you find yourself at the crossroads, I mean, I feel like I haven't got to say this in a long time, but when you find yourselves at the crossroads in life and you're dealing with.

Speaker: situations and circumstances that are beyond your control. And the devil's clapping on your shoulder and he's asking you, what do you wanna do? Ask yourself one question, five letters, five words, W -W -N -N -D, what would nonsensical nonsense do? And then put that motherfucker to the floor and ride them horsies until they die and absolutely do what we would do.

Speaker: as they say in the bike community. And then he's the one said as as my wife say, come here, bitch. In other words, in other words, be good or be good at it. Hit the button. I can't find a thing. Hit the button.