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Episode 221: "This Podcast is TRENDSphobic"
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*THIS WEEK:*
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Entitlement and Behavioral Shifts
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There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15 plus years.
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A sense of entitlement, a constant need for attention, ironically coupled with the need to be left alone, a desire to be treated the same as everyone else, stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly.
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Introducing the book, Amateur Nation, The Define of Common Sense, Manners, and Social Skills, the second edition.
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Inside, you'll read...
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The Amateur Mission Statement.
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The 30 Truths About Amateurs.
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The Four Stages of Being an Amateur.
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Amateur Habitats and History.
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Social Media Plus Me, Me, Me Equals Amateur.
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Technology and Amateur Behavior.
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With dozens of real funny photos, weird signs, and laugh-out-loud real-life accounts and actual conversations vividly showing how us pros are surrounded by Amateur Nation every day.
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Download the expanded second edition of the e-book, Amateur Nation, The Decline of Common Sense Manners and Social Skills.
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The second expanded edition, available now.
Introduction to 'Amateur Nation'
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Be a pro.
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Go to Amazon.
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Type Amateur Nation.
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Warning.
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The podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people.
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It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self-entitled, unintelligent, self-centered idiots, attention whores, ignoramacists, dolts, clods, nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive crybabies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us.
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In one word, amateurs.
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Amateurs.
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It's Amateur Nation with Lou Santini.
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We call attention to and call out the amateurs.
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The people who are doing life wrong.
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The speed bumps of life.
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The people that are in your way every day.
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The unintelligent, obnoxious, attention whoring, self-entitled, drama queen, victim types who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self-awareness, common sense, manners or social skills and are disturbing the flow of the pros.
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Hi, Mom.
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Oh, hey, Lou.
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Amateur Nation, it's not just a podcast, it's a movement.
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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It's my show.
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I'm the host.
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And this is episode 221.
Societal Trends and Critiques
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This podcast is trends phobic.
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Well, I hope you had a happy Easter complete with an Easter potato hunt.
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What?
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Didn't you hear?
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Since eggs are so expensive, President Potato Head scrapped the traditional White House Easter egg hunt and asked Americans to dye potatoes instead of eggs.
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Probably a lot easier for the kids to find.
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Well, he's an asshole, that's what.
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So what?
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It's his age.
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And here is your post of the week by Charlie Pryor on Facebook.
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We all must do our part for the planet.
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I just unplugged a row of electric cars that no one was using.
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How dare you?
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Here's what's happening in Amateur Nation.
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Perhaps you had better start from the beginning.
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Topic number one.
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Topic number one.
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Okay, about the title for this week's episode, this podcast is trends phobic.
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Yes, this podcast is phobic against all trends over the last few years, like virtue signaling, pronoun use, identifying as something other than your birth sex,
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Saying everything is racist, owning an electric vehicle, blaming your problems on whitey, climate change alarmists, and the big one, claiming to be trans.
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If you'd listened just a few episodes ago, you would have heard me read an email from one of my anonymous listeners who genuinely has sexual dysphoria, the rare case.
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where there is a real disconnect between sexuality, body, and mind, and unease that a person may have because of a mismatch between their biological sex and their gender identity.
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Amateur Nation today?
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Well, I like the notebook, pink sky sunsets, and I do have nipples.
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Hit me that bra!
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I call it what it truly is 99% of the time.
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Trends gendered.
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Oh, it's not a trend, huh?
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Well, they convinced a world to wear useless masks for two years and counting.
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Many still wear them.
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They even made them fashionable.
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You don't think they couldn't convince a handful of mentally ill, mentally weak, attention-starved, maligned millennial amateurs around the country that it's cool and fashionable to think they just might be the opposite gender or a made-up gender?
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What did I just mention?
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Four episodes ago, on episode 217, you sound vaccinated regarding Hershey's propping up a transgendered man as their spokesperson.
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And I added, men wouldn't put up with Elliot Page representing Budweiser.
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Well, now transgendered man Dylan Mulvaney is the spokesperson to Bud Light.
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A far cry from the Real Men of Genius campaign they had many years ago.
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And do I have to say it?
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Of course I do.
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Hashtag boycott Budweiser.
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Funny how everyone lost their mind in Amateur Nation to change the Aunt Jemima logo and Uncle Ben's rice, but we're not supposed to have a problem with this.
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From their website, and can't you just hear Sam Elliott voicing this?
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Founded more than 160 years ago, Anheuser-Busch is one of America's most iconic companies and the undisputed leader of the U.S. beer industry.
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We are proud of our history and heritage in this country, and we remain committed to brewing the great-tasting, high-quality beers that have satisfied beer drinkers for generations.
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We're so proud of our heritage that in one fell swoop, everything we're about is tarnished.
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But Lou, what's the big deal?
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Dylan Mulvaney's life doesn't affect you or the beer's taste.
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The same reason I don't use a product just because a celebrity holds it up in a commercial or say that they use it is the same reason why I can choose to not buy a product or service if I feel a company oversteps, overreaches, or veers out of its lane.
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It's an abuse of power.
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It's assumption.
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It mocks its customer base.
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Okay, fine.
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Let's put the rock on your tampon box, ladies.
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That is if you know you're a woman.
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Of course, women and gay men drink beer.
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People of all ages, races, shapes, sexualities, and sizes drink beer.
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And since men can now get pregnant, let's have Jason Momoa endorse Summer's Eve Disposable Douche.
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Let's have one of the guys from Duck Dynasty endorse your EPT pregnancy test since men are cranking out babies now.
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It also makes me think, and I certainly could be wrong, but I'm not, that a company cares more about their image than their actual product or service.
Controversial Branding Decisions
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They've lost focus.
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They've veered out of their lane.
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I'm sure the Budweiser brands are as bland and poor-tasting as ever, but now I walk away for good.
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You are no longer of any use to me.
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And yes, by the way, I do know that Sam Elliott is the voice for Coors.
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For your reference, here's a list of beers under the Anheuser-Busch umbrella.
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Budweiser, Bud Light, Kona Brewing Company, Niccolob Ultra, Stella Artois, Bush, Natural Light, Landshark, Hoegarden, Shock Top, Virtue Cider, Presidente, Estrella Jalisco,
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10 Barrel Brewing Company, Appalachian Mountain, Blue Point, Breckenridge, Cisco Brewers, Devil's Backbone, Elysian Brewing, Four Peaks Brewing, Golden Road Brewing, Goose Island, Carback Brewing, Omission Balanced Brewing, Platform Beer, Red Hook, Square Mile Cider, Desassour Brewing, Wicked Weed Brewing, Widmer Brothers, Wynwood Brewing, Babe, Cutwater Spirits, Highball Energy, Nutri Vodka Juice Combo, and those gross Rita's.
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Oh, would you look at that?
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Transgender suspect with communist manifesto arrested for planning shootings at schools, churches, said the police.
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Guns don't kill people.
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Trans people with guns kill people.
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Guns don't kill people.
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The government does.
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And now this.
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Topic number two.
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You know how when you cut your finger and you put on a band-aid and it happens to match your skin tone so perfectly that it blends in with your skin and disappears?
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Yeah, me neither.
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Listen to this teacher fight the good fight against Whitey.
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Pardon the audio at the outset that is cut off, but she, of course, is saying white privileged.
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The new buzzword that's sweeping the nation.
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Use it for everything.
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Don't have enough ketchup packets to go with your fries?
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White privilege.
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Didn't win the lottery?
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White privilege.
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Girl done left you for another man?
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White privilege.
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Go ahead, play the clip.
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White privilege.
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Think about it.
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Whose flesh tone is this?
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I have brown band-aids in my classroom.
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I had to special order them.
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They're twice as much as these, and they're hard to find, and they're frequently out of stock.
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But when I hand a brown child a white band-aid, I am literally adding insult to injury.
Promotions and Satirical Commentary
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And I refuse to do that in my classroom.
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So you're just gonna let the child bleed then?
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That's a teacher, folks.
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I'm a teacher.
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I'm done learning.
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She refuses to add insult to injury in her classroom.
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I bet she also refuses to teach facts.
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What a pioneer.
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She comes home from work.
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Honey, how was work today?
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Well, one of my black students scraped his knee on the playground and rather than give him a regular band-aid, I let him cry and bleed and it got nice and pussy.
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I had to take a stand.
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Honey, you're crazy, and thus the sex is incredible, but I still have to leave you.
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Idiot.
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If they only made Band-Aids for every skin tone and color of skin.
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Because there are only, say, what, three?
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Hey, your girlfriend's really pretty.
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Well, thank you.
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Yeah, she's pretty easy on the eyes.
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And such beautiful Band-Aid colored skin.
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You're so lucky.
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I know, right?
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When she gets a paper cut, it's like you don't even see the Band-Aid.
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I guess the military better start investing in various shades of bandages for their soldiers wounded in combat.
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Ah, my leg!
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Oh my god, am I gonna lose my leg, Doc?
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Not on my watch.
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You're gonna be fine, soldier.
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I've got plenty of bandages here.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, what color is it?
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Yeah, I'm being ridiculous.
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Amateur Nation, combating racism one band-aid at a time.
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Haven't black people been through enough?
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Don't forget to copy and paste this episode link and send it to just one person.
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Pretty please.
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All right, when we come back, we play Remember When?
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Yeah, that was stupid in topic number three.
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Next.
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This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week.
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It's time to play Remember When?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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It's the year 2030.
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You're sitting outside under an electronically controlled sun.
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Thanks to a string of politically correct virtue signaling posts about how you support everything U.S. President Xi Jinping says and does, you're cooking your rations of mealworms on your electric skillet for your allotted 30 minutes.
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You check the scanner embedded into your arm to keep track of the time.
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Your significant other, who identifies only as other, looks at you seductively and says, would you like another vaccine booster?
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And reaches behind your back, hits a button, and activates another dose of life-saving vaccine so you can enjoy another 30 days of a happy life.
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Because as Lord Klaus Schwab reminds you daily on your implanted scanner, you will own nothing and be happy.
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So here you sit with Other, he, she, they look so beautiful in the outdoor light.
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You're outdoors because the power grid in your sector was temporarily paused to power the nearby walled-off forbidden zone where the wealthy laugh and eat steak and live the life you used to know.
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And as you start to reminisce, they say, Other, can we play Remember When, Yeah, That Was Stupid?
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And the random train of thoughts of memories between you and Other begin.
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Remember when we shut down most American small businesses because of the flu?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Remember when we told everyone to stay safe at every encounter?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Remember when we walked down the grocery aisle in one direction so no one would get sick?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Remember when they developed a vaccine that didn't work, but then said to get more boosters that didn't work?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Oh, remember when they bribed people with free donuts and hamburgers to get them to take the vaccine?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Yeah.
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Remember when people got into fist fights and screaming fists because people didn't wear masks?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Oh, remember when they said to wear masks?
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And then they said that they don't provide protection, but companies made people wear them anyway?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Remember when you wore a mask to your table at a restaurant and then when you sat down you could take it off?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Remember when you spoke behind a plexiglass shield so you didn't catch the flu?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Hmm.
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Remember when Donald Trump lost to Joe Biden because Biden had 81 million votes but couldn't get 81 people to attend one of his rallies?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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And remember when people thought it was okay and normal for grown men to dress up like ladies and grind and twerk in front of children in schools?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Ugh.
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Remember when the government made the FBI investigate parents as terrorists when they questioned their kids' reading materials in public schools?
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and didn't want drag shows?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Remember when we thought it was okay to remove genitals and other body parts so underage kids could play pretend to be another sex?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Oh, remember when people said there were more than two genders?
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Yeah, yeah.
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That was stupid.
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Remember when our government arrested a former president for a non-crime and the statute of limitations had passed, even if there were a crime in an effort to keep him from running for president again, weaponizing the government against private citizens and preemptively shaping elections?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Ugh.
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Oh, remember when they weaponized the FBI and DOJ against Americans?
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Yeah, yeah, that was stupid.
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Oh, remember when Jelaine Maxwell was arrested for procuring hundreds of underage girls and boys for sexual use to heads of state and big corporations, pro athletes, and the Hollywood elite, and we didn't care about who was on the list?
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Yeah, that was pretty stupid.
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Yeah.
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Remember when Jeffrey Epstein killed himself and everyone just accepted it?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Remember the bombing of the AT&T building in Nashville and there was no further investigation?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Remember when they seized all guns from the hands of law-abiding citizens?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Remember when people complained about voter suppression and trans rights?
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Like people weren't allowed to vote or minorities didn't have the same rights as everyone else and people marched and protested but there was nothing to protest.
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That was stupid.
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Uh-huh.
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Remember when we put a man dressed up as a woman on Bud Light and thought it would make the world better?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Hey, remember when we changed the Aunt Jemima bottle so racism would go away?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Oh.
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Remember when Goodyear and Coke told white people to be less white?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was stupid.
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Remember when they said babies are racist?
00:17:06
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Remember when a female Supreme Court justice couldn't tell us what a woman was?
00:17:12
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Remember when Black Lives Matter protested and burned down several major cities, and then BLM embezzled hundreds of millions of dollars and didn't give any money back to any black people or organizations?
Future Society and Nostalgia
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:17:27
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Yeah.
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Remember when California wanted to pay reparations to black people who were never slaves with the taxes of other race people who never owned slaves?
00:17:36
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:17:38
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Oh, hey, remember California?
00:17:40
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:17:44
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Remember when they wanted to defund the police?
00:17:46
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Oh, remember when Joe Biden was president?
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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Remember when Joe Biden's son Hunter left his laptop at a computer repair shop with 459 crimes regarding him and his family?
00:18:03
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:18:05
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Yeah.
00:18:06
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Remember when the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi's husband, got caught with another mentally ill gay man in his house and that guy assaulted him in front of cops, but nothing happened?
00:18:16
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:18:17
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Oh, remember when CNN admitted that they inflated and exaggerated COVID deaths?
00:18:24
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:18:27
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Remember when they denied people access to ivermectin because it was safe and affected in treating COVID?
00:18:32
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Yeah, and cheap too.
00:18:33
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:18:34
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Hey, remember when they said gas stoves and cow farts hurt the planet?
00:18:40
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:18:45
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Oh, remember when they said electric cars were a good idea and were cheap, clean energy, and we ran out of rare earth minerals and child slaves to dig them up?
00:18:53
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:18:55
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Remember when they first told us to eat bugs and meat that they printed from a computer?
00:18:59
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:19:01
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Gross.
00:19:02
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Ugh.
00:19:02
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Oh, uh, remember when they had separate national anthems for black people in an effort to unify America?
00:19:08
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Yeah, that was stupid, and it didn't work.
00:19:11
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Remember when if you said something on social media, and the social media people erased your words or your whole account?
00:19:18
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:19:20
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Ugh.
00:19:22
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Ooh, remember when the movie 2,000 Mules came out and proved election fraud and nothing happened?
00:19:28
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:19:30
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Remember when Jill Biden said, Yeah, that was stupid.
00:19:39
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Remember when we cut off our own oil supply and became the leading exporter of oil to Europe and relied on foreign oil even though we had our own oil?
00:19:48
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:19:50
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Remember when we ignored China having concentration camps?
00:19:55
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:19:59
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Remember when companies would put trans people as their spokesperson and then lose money?
00:20:04
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:20:06
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Remember going woke?
00:20:07
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:20:09
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Ugh.
00:20:10
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Remember people falling for critical race theory?
00:20:12
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was stupid.
00:20:15
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Remember when they said math was racist?
00:20:17
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:20:21
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Remember when mainstream media accused Trump of a ton of things that were the very things that the government back then was doing?
00:20:28
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:20:31
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Remember when we hoarded toilet paper?
00:20:34
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Yeah, yeah, that was stupid.
00:20:36
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Remember when some people paid $90 for an ounce of hand sanitizer?
00:20:40
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Yeah, yeah, that was stupid.
00:20:46
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Remember when men said they were women so they could beat women in sports?
00:20:50
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Yeah, that was stupid.
00:20:57
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Remember when that Anthony Fauci guy was executed for colluding with China and the NIH and the WHO and the CDC because he committed crimes against humanity?
00:21:09
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Yeah, that was great.
00:21:12
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If you have any, yeah, that was stupid memories, the lister with the most entries that are not on my list, email me, lou at lou santini dot com, and you'll snag two free No Amateurs t-shirts.
00:21:23
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Oh,
00:21:31
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All right, let's eat off the a la carte menu.
00:21:34
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Here we go.
00:21:35
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I feel bad.
00:21:36
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I forgot to give you the heads up that April 14th was cake and cunnilingus day.
00:21:42
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Hmm, which to eat first?
00:21:44
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But on April 16th, you can still celebrate National Horny Day.
00:21:49
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I can see the cards now.
00:21:51
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Roses are red, violets are blue, bend over.
00:21:54
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Wanna buy a gun?
00:21:55
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Gonna put it on your Discover card?
00:21:57
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Cut it in half because Discover is going to start tracking your gun purchases as of now.
00:22:03
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And speaking of guns, did you know since 1950, 94% of mass public shootings occurred in gun-free zones?
00:22:12
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I can't believe those signs didn't work.
00:22:16
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Once you've let your 10-year-old change their gender, good luck getting them to honor a bedtime.
00:22:22
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Well, what do you know?
00:22:24
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Well, actually, the average pro knows more than anyone at the commie news network, CNN.
00:22:29
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Only took three years for CNN to admit they over-reported COVID deaths.
00:22:33
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Maybe that's why they lost 61% of their viewership.
00:22:36
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I want the name of the amateur that is still watching that shit show.
00:22:40
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Maybe someday on the last day of their broadcast, James Earl Jones can say, that was CNN.
00:22:48
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Amateur parents, since you're cool with having a middle-aged man dressed as a woman twerking on your child at a drag show in school, make it a family affair and take the whole family to a strip club to see the ladies.
00:22:59
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Kids' lap dances are free.
00:23:01
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She had a lot of eyebrows for a chick anyway.
00:23:07
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I only need three every week, and sometimes I can only find three, but there are always three things in this world that are done right.
00:23:14
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They're called three pro things.
00:23:17
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Number one.
00:23:19
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This spot-on post by Emerald Robinson on Truth Social.
00:23:24
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Another thing that Democrats have unintentionally confirmed by indicting President Trump on bogus charges is that Biden did not really win the 2020 election.
00:23:33
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Why rig the legal system in 2023 against a guy that you could easily beat with your 81 million voters in 2024?
00:23:42
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And don't forget, you can find me on Truth Social at Lusantini3.
00:23:46
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Number two.
00:23:51
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This uncredited post that I stumbled upon, and forgive me, one of the words is an amateur nation buzzword, but the rest of this sentiment is food for thought.
00:23:59
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And it says this, "'You work eight hours to live four.
00:24:05
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You work six days to enjoy one.
00:24:08
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You work eight hours to eat in 15 minutes.
00:24:11
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You work all year just to take a week or two vacation.'"
00:24:15
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You work all your life to retire in old age and contemplate only your last breaths.
00:24:21
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Eventually, you realize that life is nothing but a parody of yourself practicing for your own oblivion.
00:24:27
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We have become so accustomed to material and social slavery that we no longer see the chains.
Closing Thoughts and Thanks
00:24:34
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Life is a short journey.
00:24:36
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Live it.
00:24:37
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Collect memories, not material things.
00:24:42
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Number three.
00:24:46
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Is it me, or is married with children even more delicious now that its lack of political correctness seems even more in the face of amateur nation?
00:24:54
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And now I present to you the Ten Commandments of the Church of No Ma'am, according to legendary patriarch Al Bundy.
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Working people who don't give a rat's ass about political correctness.
00:25:11
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It's okay to call Hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays.
00:25:15
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Rule two, it is wrong to be French.
00:25:21
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Rule three, it is okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
00:25:30
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Rule four, lawyers, see rule three.
00:25:35
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It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
00:25:41
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Everyone should carpool except me.
00:25:45
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Bring back the word stewardesses.
00:25:48
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Synchronized swimming is not a sport.
00:25:51
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Mud wrestling is a sport.
00:25:56
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Those are your ten commandments.
00:25:59
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Special thanks to Jessica Fultz for contributing to the show today.
00:26:02
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Don't forget to subscribe to at Lou Santini on YouTube or Lou Santini Entertainment on Facebook.
00:26:08
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Get your ab workout laughing at my Drybar Comedy special called Amateur Nation.
00:26:12
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You can find it at drybarcomedy.com slash L-O-U-S.
00:26:17
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No amateurs tea if you contribute to the show.
00:26:20
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Lou at LouSantini.com.
00:26:22
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And never forget, Amateur Nation is not just a podcast.
00:26:25
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It's a movement.
00:26:26
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Remember, amateurs, we see you.
00:26:29
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You're not at home.
00:26:30
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Don't do life wrong.
00:26:32
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Go pro.
00:26:34
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Don't be an amateur.
00:26:35
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For Amateur Nation, I'm Lou Santini.
00:26:37
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And this has been a big major production.
00:26:39
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We're done with this jackass festival.