Nonsensical Nonsense 68 Special guest co-host

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Speaker: That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

Speaker: Yes. Yes.

Speaker: All the way to the end, every single time. What's going on everybody? Welcome, shit, to another episode of The Shit Show, AKA, also known as, Nonsense School Nonsense. Merry Merry Christmas to all you guys, hope you guys

Speaker: Enjoyed your day with your family and your friends or whatever it is that you happen to do for Christmas. I don't know what the case may be. But hopefully you guys had a good day. I'm Glick, as always. I'm always here, unlike some people. Because they don't feel the need to make it. But, however, I do have a very special coho. Get coho tonight. The one and only Big Dog. What's going on, brother? What is going on, brother? How are we doing?

Speaker: Got Mike, got Mike joining me tonight. I'm sorry. Welcome. Alex, it's okay, brother. You are welcome, and I am sorry. Right off the bat. Our Browns lost a heartbreaker tonight. My buddy Alex and I are still trying to console ourselves. He's console each other. He's in the comments. We were on Snapchat. Speaking of Snapchat, let me go ahead and hit these guys up. If I can figure out how to work my phone.

Speaker: Yes, we are live and in person doing another episode. We are live. Come join us, you guys. Come hang out. Say hello. We have a new person just not here, so you'll be happy to know that. Tina Cheyenne. Merry Christmas. Merry flipping Christmas. And thank you for joining. I feel hurt because you took me having you on.

Speaker: Yeah, I feel hurt because it took me bringing you on as a special guest co -host for some of these people that I've probably no longer than I've known you to finally follow me on here and come and listen to a show. That should be a lesson for you. I make things happen.

Speaker: Yeah. We've discussed the lessons that I've learned about Tiktok and people on Tiktok. Nobody knows anything about this app. No, nobody knows that this app exists. I think I heard, I think Beard and Chris told me about this app like two weeks before Glick did. So you should be able to, you should be able to see us.

Speaker: I mean, I know Glick doesn't have, he doesn't know what a ring light is. So, you know, he's all in the dark, but I'm all right. I don't need a ring light. I mean, you're right. Some, some things need a bag. I mean, I could, I could, hold on a second. Well, I was going to say, I'm going to try to find something, but I probably can't find it. It's a great thing about having a mic and having a small apartment. I can walk around my apartment. You guys can still hear me.

Speaker: maybe it will sort itself out in a little bit. Uh, it did actually take a lot, like a couple of minutes before I showed up, uh, even though I was on the line, it seems like it's like a little bit of a lapse on here. So yeah, there's, like I said, they typically, they have this one K limit. What's going on in court that you have to have before you can go live on here. So I was really surprised that you can,

Speaker: So, maybe because everybody's new it might take a minute. Yeah. Well, I mean, I was... Yeah, Greg told me about that and I was like, what? You want me to get to 1K in 24 hours? Okay. Well, they make it very easy because you can link all your social media to it.

Speaker: So, as I was saying, speaking of social, speaking of social media, if you guys aren't already, go follow us at Nonsense School Nonsense on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok. You can also join us live every week on Twitter and Facebook, HAPS, YouTube.

Speaker: And Twitch, yeah, we're on Twitch. And then you can get every episode of the podcast on Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcast, basically anywhere and everywhere you get your little podcasts and fixings from. You can also email us, we do have an email, it's not really used for anything other than spam, but our email is at nonsensicalnonsensepodcastatgmail .com. That's usually Jeff's part, but he has failed me yet again tonight.

Speaker: Spotify is my personal recommendation. That's how I listen to the clickster. It's on Spotify while I'm at work. Jessica, Eddie. Definitely. I'm not famous yet, but you know, a lot of people do listen to us when we're at work. Absolutely. A few guys that are truck drivers and they'll message me, especially when I get behind and I don't post three or four episodes and then

Speaker: They'll message me and be like, Hey man, I got nothing to listen to. I'm on the road. And I'm like, I can give you at least 20 podcasts better than mine. If you're a truck driver. But, um, so five minutes new.

Speaker: We're gaining a little bit of traction. I mean, I was talking to a buddy of mine today because he listens at work. He works 12 -hour shifts. So he listens. He listens to two or three shows a night. And I was telling him, I was like, I'm kind of shocked that people are actually listening to the show and it's starting to build traction because like our last five episodes alone have had like 70 or 80 listens to it.

Speaker: Well, that's how it all starts, brother. And give it a couple of years or less. Well, you probably more. And you're going to have hundreds of thousands of listeners. Everybody starts at the bottom, man. Alex, we will overhaul the Browns when I get Rich and Famous off this podcast. And I can buy the team. And we will run it accordingly. Buy the team. Yes, I'm going to buy the entire team. The whole team.

Speaker: The whole guy, not even part of it. I might buy the whole city. I might buy the entire city of Cleveland. It's only Cleveland, right? Yeah, it's probably discounted at this point. Their sports teams are terrible. But the only thing I got going for it. I believe I actually saw the whole city of Cleveland on Facebook garage sales. But I could be wrong on that. You're probably right. Cheyenne said that she will coach. And from what I'm hearing,

Speaker: probably be doing a lot better than the current coach. Our current coach isn't bad. Plus the ladies, the ladies seem to love him. They call him daddy. Um, take it from me. You gotta do, you gotta be more than beautiful to make it in this world. I know that's my problem. I don't have that problem. I have a looks.

Speaker: The personality. The looks and the personality. Oh, okay. Yeah. No. It's a long road ahead for me. You know. You know, we all got to start somewhere. Exactly. You know. You'll get there. You'll get there eventually. Still working on my pose. That's moldy. You need to be working on trying to find a fucking shirt that you can keep on your goddamn body. I have a shirt on. I have a shirt on.

Speaker: The shirt is on. I put it on for this show. The shirt is gonna stay on because the last time you and I went live and you took your shirt off, I got in trouble. I don't know why you got in trouble. I was the one doing Magic Mike. I mean, you guys started playing Magic Mike songs and the women wanted a show and they got one. I am cheaper than a stripper because no dollars were given.

Speaker: I mean, that's not true. No, no sense was given either. Common sense and or money. Jessica said he could take it off and and I'm that's I'm going to stick with that one. That one. That one stays. So I have permission. I can take it off. All right, now I'm back in here. Sorry, I was posted on Snapchat. So but anyway, anyway.

Speaker: and she said what I say goes. So yes, ma 'am. Let's pump the brakes there first and foremost, because last time I checked out some of those. No, we have a show and this is professional and this is not my show. We'll do that in the Nonsense or Nonsense after party show after this show. Where I get banned on TikTok yet again. You know. Yet again. Speaking of that, we did that whole bullshit.

Speaker: You and I together, that was it. Didn't get in any trouble, didn't get a warning or anything. I went live a couple weeks later.

Speaker: And I was in, I was like live hopping and I was in a couple of guys' lives and we were having fun. Like we actually had some really good conversations and whatnot. And then because somebody joined my live and I just accepted it because it was, they had a dude's name, but it was like two 16 year old girls. I was like, now you guys are way too young. You need to go to bed, get out of my life. You're not welcomed here, blah, blah, blah. And I kicked them out. Five minutes later, I got a four day band. Because you kicked them out.

Speaker: uh, illegal activity and unregulated goods, which is what I kind of brought my band up by my actual account. I want to, I want to tell people that they're getting out. I would just kick them out and be like, I don't know what happened. Yeah. That is the problem. I know. Thank you, Jessica. I appreciate you being here on here. On here. I can help.

Speaker: The only thing I get yelled at on here is because on this app you can multicast out. So we go live on here and we're live on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, Facebook, all at the same time. And Facebook constantly mutes our music during breaks because the band we use, their music is copyrighted.

Speaker: but I have permission from the band themselves. So I have to go in every show, I have to go on Facebook and dispute it and tell them, hey, I have permission from the band. And they're like, oh, okay. And I've even reached out to Facebook support and they're like, is there any way that I can just tell you guys one time and you can make a check mark and say, hey, this is cool if he plays their music? And the support's been no help whatsoever. Well, I even listened to a few podcasts where you actually talked about that, where you were literally saying we have permission to use this band

Speaker: And now it's a commercial break. They do our breaks. They do our official outro song. They didn't make it our official. We made it our official. Absolutely.

Speaker: It's an uphill battle, but I'm trying to reach out to more and more local bands. I got a couple friends of mine down in Tampa, they're in a band, we started kind of integrating their music. I'm trying to push Rocky to make more and more music until he gets so popular that I can no longer play his music because it's copy written. But Rocky, the intro to our song, Rock Lee did, that's it, he did that for us. From EDM Combat, from TikTok. Yeah, he made that for us.

Speaker: That is awesome. I am still working on a label, a little cover design, so I have not

Speaker: I have not given up on that project. Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag. For those of you who don't know, I kind of talked to Jeff about it. I was looking for an artist to do a logo or design for us, and Mike and I got to talking one day, and I learned some things about Mike that I had no idea, hey, you're an artist, and all this other stuff, and you said, hey, I got you. And I kind of threw a couple ideas at you.

Speaker: That's open. I've got all kinds of ideas for the nonsensical nonsense short bus, but for for you to it's a short, short bus, possibly a four seater just because I'm fat and take up two seats according to the airline rules and regulations.

Speaker: um so yeah well as as you say you listen to the show and and you know that here at nonsensical nonsense we have a private jet we have a bus and we have a spaceship because space shuttle the budget's it's it's it's a bottomless pit money grows on trees at nonsensical nonsense so we have the seats are the seats are funny big enough exactly well i appreciate that

Speaker: on the I appreciate him. Well, you know, I'm not a small guy. So, you know, the plane is nice and comfortable for us larger fellows. Awesome. So so it's going to be a double decker bus with the middle cut out. Well, because, you know, you're so freaking humongously all and not even that tall. I've only got extra wide. I've got extra wide seats, you know, because I'm so ridiculously wide. So there we go. We're all set.

Speaker: And then Jeff is, you know, temporary. I mean, I mean, he's there whenever. We put Jeff in the overhead. We put Jeff in the overhead luggage temporary. Well, according, according to his, according to him, he's in Mexico City tonight, but according to his Facebook, he's sitting at home on his couch. So that might be a conversation for another day and another time between him and I.

Speaker: Well, like I said, I don't know a little bit about what's going on with my personal life. I have no problems filling in when I can, so you don't have to wrangle this sleigh by itself. But I have listened to you go solo, and you do pretty good. And as I've told you in the past, for a guy who basically, I hate to say this, but it's kind of how it is.

Speaker: because I'm nobody important, I'm nobody famous, but as a guy who's made a name for myself doing live streams solo and on my own, to do this on my own is the longest, and typically I only go two hours instead of the three if I'm by myself, is the longest two hours of my life.

Speaker: It really is. And everybody's like, dude, you do so good. And, and believe me, listening to it, it's the longest two hours of our lives too. But you still listen every episode as a guy who listens, who has listened to every single episode since the very first episode, like some narcissistic.

Speaker: lunatic, uh, believe me, I understand. It's like torture. We did, we did get an offer. Uh, Guantanamo, Guantanamo Bay reached out to us and offered us, um, we're, we're, we're in works. We're trying to, you know, get the numbers down and it wasn't quite enough zero. So we're trying to come to an agreement. They want to use our podcast for a torture and Guantanamo. Oh, that's awesome. So they want to give, well, are they, are they going to negotiate for the water board special?

Speaker: Well, I'm trying to get Jeff Waterboarded at least twice a week. They want to go - He's in the area. Yeah, they want to go three to four times a week. I said, I don't think he can handle that. I'm going more towards twice a week. I'm trying to get a little bit more money out of them, but I totally understand why they want to use it. What's an easier way to get information out of terrorists than force them to listen to this bullshit for five minutes?

Speaker: that and how else is he going to get a shower in? I mean, well, this is true too. He does hygiene. It's very important. You know, in the in the world, it should be at the top of the list. You know, I personally, I personally take a shower once a week regardless of whether I need it. So once a week, even even in the winter, even when the winter when you don't really sweat, you know, I'd still like I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to take a shower.

Speaker: You're not even a legit fat guy if you don't sweat in the winter. You're a phony fat guy. I have lost weight. I have found out the secret to incredible weight loss.

Speaker: Two months ago, I was pushing 400 pounds, and I am at 335. So I have lost whatever amount of weight that that is. I don't know what it is, because that involves math. It's like 65. Yeah, I've lost that in two months. And I'm going to tell you what, depression and not eating. So depression, starvation, insomnia.

Speaker: all key ingredients to losing weight. And then I can still eat whatever I want as long as I don't eat it every day. See, I thought you were going to take my advice and do hookers and hookers or a throat punch hookers and meth on Tuesdays and Thursdays. That's what I do to lose weight. I smoke. I don't smoke meth. I sprinkle it on my steak like Salt Bay. I sprinkle it right on my steak and then I throw it punch hookers. See, I can't afford to stay. So that's why I can't do that or the meth.

Speaker: Well, you got to move to a town like Newark, where Tuesdays and Thursdays you get discounts and specials. If you know a guy. I get it all from science. I know a guy. I know a guy who knows a guy where stakes may or may not fall off the back of a truck, if you know what I mean. Oh, oh. I'm in the wrong state. The only thing that falls off of trucks over here is corn, and it's not even corn season. That's the bad part. We got corn here, too, unfortunately. We got more corn than I...

Speaker: like to look at, but it is what it is. It's the joys of living in the Midwest. I don't judge us, Cheyenne. You act like it's the first time you've ever heard me talk on a live. I have corn in my backyard. I don't have, well, I live in town, so I have, I have, you want, you want to know, and you know what? I don't live in a small town, you know, with like two stoplights. I actually live,

Speaker: in a decent sized town and I have a cornfield in my backyard and I can see Sam's Club. I can see Sam's Club across the street from where I live.

Speaker: smack at in the middle of town. Well, my high school, my high school here was in the middle of the cornfield. Our practice field was in a cornfield when I played football. Like the farmer would cut out a section of the corn early for our practice field. No, we have. That sounds kind of like Dyersville. Dyersville, well, Dyersville, I don't know if you know anything about Dyersville, but Dyersville, Iowa is where they shot, where they filmed Field of Dreams.

Speaker: Yeah, that's why I've heard of it. Yeah, where the field is actually still there. They had an expedition game with the New York Yankees. They're going to start doing that every year. And the Chicago White Sox. Yeah, they had, well, this game was the New York Yankees and the White Sox. That was in, I think it was in September, and Kevin Costner showed up to that. And because he showed up, tickets were $1 ,000 apiece.

Speaker: So yeah, that field of dreams game, I guess that's going to be much like the, the hockey winter classic where they play outdoors and stuff, that, that field of dreams game, they're going to do that. They're going to do that every year, um, which I think is going to be pretty, pretty cool. Uh, because.

Speaker: You know, being a baseball fan and being a, uh, not only a baseball fan, but also, uh, Kevin Costner fan. And I love that movie. Um, anybody who's listened to episode 14 will know my weird obsession with Ryan Reynolds and Kevin Costner. But, uh, well, you know what, it's not, um, it was really cool. Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds is a, is a beautiful man.

Speaker: And I believe that a straight guy, straight white guy, can still be straight and say that. So it is OK. Yeah, I think so. There's a thing. I think so. It's a thing. It's a thing. It's all good. But it's a thing. Anybody else, though? No. Yeah. Here in good old Newark, where I live at, we don't have corn. Well, we do have cornfields in Newark.

Speaker: Where I live at, there are more on the outskirts. We have meth, we have messed, meth, the two's, messed the two's. Uh, yeah, that was outside my windows. Yeah. Meth, meth, the two's messed with you. Methodist. Yes. Yes. No, no, no. I didn't accidentally add click to that. That was somebody else's. That was another friend of mine. I don't know if I don't know what the red room is and I'm glad I was not a part of the red room. Hey, pretty girl. Glad I.

Speaker: But, shit, I was gonna say something. I totally lost my train of thought. Oh no, you talk about having a cornfield right outside your house there, and you live in the town. My buddy, he lives down in Austin, Texas. He's a TSA agent. I think it's Austin. But where his apartment complex is, or where he has his condo, or whatever it is, on the backside of his condo is a fucking longhorn ranch.

Speaker: So when he goes outside, he's like right in town. So when he goes out to walk his dog, there's fucking Longhorns and shit right behind his house. It's crazy. Beautiful scenery. Cheyenne has said that you are cheating on Ryan. Or is he cheating on summer with Ryan? Who knows? How am I cheating? Ryan is cheating on me with that fucking bitch Blake Lively.

Speaker: Hashtag fuck Blake Lively. I don't know who that is, actually, so... That's his wife. Wow. How do you not know who Blake Lively is? I don't know who Blake Lively is. She's an actress. She's an actress. Oh. A lot of people say they are. Well, no, she legitimately is. She's done some movies. Of some movies, can you name any?

Speaker: Ryan Reynolds and Kevin Costner completes me. Chris, just so you know. I can't think of any Blake Lively movies right off the top of my head, but I got a Google box right here that I can sure as hell Google ate the fuck out of it. She was in Gossip Girl. She was in Green Lantern. She was in Savages. She was in The Town with Ben Batflick.

Speaker: the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Oh, all the movies that I don't watch except for... That, that... Which, I was sorry when I watched that movie. Yeah, I mean... Jeff and I have talked about that. She was in Cloverfield... God, that was a... terrible good movie. Well, Bryn Wanner was a terrible good movie. It was a little bit before it started and there were a little... there were a little...

Speaker: not ready for the technology, the writing stuff. But other than that, I mean, they had great casting. They tried to do too much in the film. But other than that. Yeah, they really did. It was it was still good. It's kind of like like Blake Lively's. If you've seen her, you know who she was. What, Sharknado? Was she in Sharknado? No, I don't think she was in Sharknado. Are you talking about Sharktail with Will Smith? No, she wasn't in Sharknado. That was that was Tara Reid.

Speaker: That's where actresses and actors go to die, I saw it. No, what's his face from Beverly Hills 90210 got put back on the map when he did Sharknado? Really? The guy who was like the main character?

Speaker: My kids love that goddamn movie. I didn't understand it. A lot of people love that movie and I'm not crapping on it. Like it is what it is. It was made to be terrible. They did not try to make a good movie. They tried to make a cheesy, corny, terrible movie, but it blew up and people loved it. My kids watched all 475 Sharknado movies and loved every single one of them. And I know a lot of people, they made more Sharknado movies than Jaws.

Speaker: That is pretty sad, isn't it? Yeah, you can only go so far with Jarl's. Jarl's much like a... Don't get me started on this. Movies that don't deserve sequels. Saul being one of them. Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park did not deserve a sequel.

Speaker: so good they're bad yeah which i told jeff about a movie with nicolas cage speaking of movies that are so so bad they're good uh nicolas cage has been making every movie that has been given to him and there's a movie on prime or one of them it's called willy's wonderland it's a terrible fucking movie yeah i thought you were going to say bad lieutenant because

Speaker: That was, well, the bad part was it was a remake, but that was surprisingly good, even though it was pretty bad, and he was a bad person. Well, Willie's Wonderland was basically an hour and a half. Vic Cage did not say a single word of the entire movie, and he was fighting animatronic creatures like at Chuck E. Cheese. Like Chuck E. Cheese and all of it was good.

Speaker: It was ridiculous. That's why the movie was good. He didn't say anything. It was so bad, dude. It was so bad. But it was so Nicolas Cage because of his mannerisms and like his crazy eyes and shit. And nobody who listened to this can see what we just did. Right, exactly. We widened our eyes and struck poses in unison. But it was Nicolas Cage 100%, but it was

Speaker: I don't know. It's probably one of my favorite Nicholas Cage movies. Oh, no. My favorite Nicholas Cage line of all time. Major Payne. My favorite Nicholas Cage line he did in a movie of all time was when he said, if I could let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful? Wow. I was going to say, that's not at all where I thought that was going to go because we talk about

Speaker: Nick Cage quite a bit off the show. And every time we do, I always go, I want to take his face off. Same movie. He's from the same movie. See, that's how, that's how oblivious I am. That and that and put the bunny down. Put the, oh, that's. From Con Air. Con Air, yeah.

Speaker: Oh, God in 60 seconds. Cheyenne God in 60 seconds is my favorite Nicolas Cage movie. Period. Why do I? Why do nobody cares about Harry Potter? You fucking nerd. Where's Jeff when you need to know? I'm just kidding. I don't know anything about. Why do I remind you of major pain, Cheyenne? And Jessica Fullmetaljacket is one of the best movies of all time. Period.

Speaker: Yeah. That movie is amazing. Harry Potter is basically Star Wars with wands. Tell me I'm wrong. Think about it. No, I saw it. And I don't, I don't deserve credit for that. I heard somebody else say it. That's on TikTok. Yeah. Harry Potter is Star Wars with much suckier lightsabers was the line. I love, I love Connor. I will never speak badly about Connor.

Speaker: No, Harry Potter is okay. My kids love it. You know, I like you know, my girls are obsessed with it They were obsessed with those two goofy ass twins in that movie Harry Potter the Harry Potter wannabe who actually wasn't one of the Harry Potter movies is now the new Batman Have you seen the previews for that though, I

Speaker: I don't want to like it. I don't want to like it, but that do back. I don't want to like it either. See the thing. He's going to talk shit. Everybody talks shit about Ben Affleck being Batman, you know, and he's my second favorite. And everybody was like, oh, Ben Affleck. He's not going to. But I was like, have you not seen Daredevil? I mean, because Daredevil was practically a resume for Batman. And he was my favorite Batman.

Speaker: Um, like, no joke. He is my second favorite Batman. I did not like Christian Bale as Batman. Probably most, I like him, I like him better as Batman than probably most people. I like, I think he was better than Christian Bale. Oh, he was a hundred percent better. Keaton will always be my number one. We've talked about this on the show before. Uh, Keaton will be the, always be my favorite Batman. I actually think Jared Leto is the worst Joker.

Speaker: period. I I've had that fight. Jeff and I have had that fight. I actually feel like Zach Gallo. I felt I felt like Jack Gallifinakis from Lego Batman was a much better joker than Jerry Leto. Am I having a show with Jeff? It wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't okay. First of all, Zach Gallifinakis was from the Hangover. The Lego Batman was uh what's his nuts from uh

Speaker: Was Zach Galifianakis played the Joker? No, it's not. Oh, Joker. Will Arnett was Batman. It's Zach. It's Zach Galifianakis. That's what I said. Well, whatever. I said Galifianakis, that's already a mouthful. That should count. Yeah, but you got to at least get the first name right. Tell me how great Mexico is. They're all the same to me anyways. All the same. She just likes him because of the tattoos.

Speaker: There were aspects of Jared Leto's Joker that I did enjoy. I thought the cats were a good addition. I watched Zack Snyder's four hour cut. I watched it in color and I watched it in black and white. And I will say that that is the best superhero movie

Speaker: That was the best superhero movie ever made, period. It was way better than Avengers, way better than Infinity War, way better than the gauntlet of peace and justice and love forever, whatever it is. It was way better. It was a way better movie. And the movie makes sense when you watch it for four hours. So anybody that's - At the end of it.

Speaker: I wanted four more hours. I'm not even gonna lie. When I went into it, I was like, I'm not, I'm not gonna lie. I was ready to pop some more popcorn and do it again. Um, no, but I, I loved, I loved that it was dark. I loved that it was gritty. Everything that the, the movie that actually was released changed. Um, they gave the villain.

Speaker: They gave the villain an actual purpose. I remember watching the first one, and I was going the original one, and I'm like, what is he? He's just a thug. He's a goon. Why do I even care? Look, I understand that they needed a new school joker. I actually had this conversation with somebody. I can't remember who. We can argue to the cows come home,

Speaker: But Heath Ledger was probably by far the best Joker ever, period. The worst. Second only by Luke Skywalker. And anybody coming into, anybody taking the reins after Heath Ledger and you guys, that was the role that he died. You know, he got an Academy Award dead for that role. And anybody that was going to come up behind him and do that role,

Speaker: Anybody that was gonna come up behind him and do that role, people were gonna be overly critical. Were there aspects of the Jared Leto jokers that I did not like? Yes, there were a lot of, I never looked at him as a goon, as a thug, or a gangster, but at the same time, in the comics, he had goons, and he had a criminal organization. And he wasn't just a guy without a plan.

Speaker: There were aspects of him that were actually more true to the character than not true. But I just feel like the love for Heath Ledger, the legend of Heath Ledger just overshadowed him. And then from what I understand, I would actually like to see Suicide Squad, the first one, the full director's cut with all of Jared Leto's parts in there because that might be another

Speaker: time where because Jared Leto had said that they could have done a whole movie with all the scenes that he was in and maybe if they would release a director's cut of Jared Leto we might be able to see his full performance and it makes sense.

Speaker: Well, that's what Jeff and I have argued about a lot because Jeff didn't really read comics like I read comics, so he doesn't get the whole Jared Leto Joker version. But speaking of Jared Leto and superhero movies. Morpheus. I am excited to see him play Morpheus. Mainly, not only am I excited to see him play that character, but that only leads into what I can believe is possibly a reboot of Blade.

Speaker: yes that's what I was going that's that's exactly where I'm going for blade needs to be redone um blade needs to be and and he is it doesn't need to be redone the the yeah the blade trilogy was perfect that blade trilogy yeah the second one was a little suspect but that wesley snipes blade trilogy was perfect it doesn't need to be redone

Speaker: An exception to the third movie. The third movie was great. It was okay. They had the Night Watchers in it with Ryan Reynolds and What's Her Face. Let's just be honest. Ryan Reynolds had his shirt off and that's what made the movie for you.

Speaker: I mean, Triple H. That's what made the movie for you. There was a lot of men shirtless in that movie and it did it for me. In the comic book, they had a Morpheus and Blade.

Speaker: Ron and Ghost Rider actually pulled in there with that as well. This has become, just nonsensical nonsense, has become nerd talk. Speaking of Ghost Rider, do you watch that show, yeah, do you watch, do you watch that show Agents of S .H .I .E .L .D.? I've watched a little bit of it. Well, a few seasons back, they introduced Ghost Rider on there, and the dude that plays Ghost Rider, I've only seen a couple episodes

Speaker: Oh man. So good. So good. I really, I really liked Nicholas Cage's Ghost Rider. The first one, the second movie was Garbage, but the first one. Yeah, but that was one of those movies because they made because they could because Nick Cage got into all that money problems in the arts and everything like that. And Sam Elliott was in it. I mean, anything with Sam Elliott.

Speaker: My dad was in it. Right now I've watched the show that he's in 1863, I think it's called. 1883. The Yellowstone prequel. First Ghost Rider was a shit. I'll give it a six. Something to watch more than maybe twice. Yeah. I mean, it was a good, I enjoyed it. My favorite part of that movie was when, um,

Speaker: They said let's ride and you had Nicholas Cage on his bike from his Hell bike and you had Sam Elliott on his Hell horse and both of them more in the Ghost Rider song.

Speaker: done by the **** man in black himself was playing in the background and that yeah that I have watched that. I have watched the first Ghost Rider. I have watched the first Ghost Rider more times than I can actually I'm going to put the first Ghost Rider on right now while we do the punk. Now, the second one. I love it. I actually the second one. I didn't even I saw the trailers and when as soon as they show Ghost Rider pissing fire, I was like,

Speaker: okay so they're gonna ruin the movie and I mean it wasn't bad but it was it was one of those movies again like I said when Nick Cage he got into all that money for not paying his taxes and everything like that and that's why he's banging out movies left and right the dude has like 975 movies you're right I mean he isn't everything yeah Jessica I didn't watch the second one I can't even tell you where I stopped watching it I was just like it's actually it's actually not that bad it's almost like watching

Speaker: It's almost like watching a Terminator movie. It was terrible. It's almost like watching a Terminator movie at this point. It's just like, do I even watch it? Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Before I fight you and I disconnect you and I unfriend you. You're not talking about the first two Terminator movies, are you? Fuck no.

Speaker: Okay. Fuck no. I'm talking about the last Terminator movies. The last two, not the first two. The last three or four. Terminator Salvation was watchable. I enjoy Terminator Salvation. But the one that had the chick as the Terminator, I don't know which one that one was. That was three. That one wasn't too bad. She was a badass. I don't know who that chick was, but she was a badass man.

Speaker: And like her terminator form and the things that she did, that was pretty badass. I was like, okay, okay. You kind of got me here. I was more upset with the actor that played Connor, John Connor, who he later on did the villain for Sin City, which I felt like that

Speaker: picked his personality a lot better, you know. Since City was gold, and of course the best line of that movie was, I took his guns away. Boom, boom. What do you need? That was a rollover and go to bed. It's only, it's not even nine o 'clock. Why are we? And that's even for now. It's not even eight o 'clock for me.

Speaker: That's the problem with, we'll go ahead and lump Hollywood into a hole as far as movies go. They've run out of ideas and they've started just rebooting stuff. Cheyenne just said, did you know they're redoing Terminator? They talked about doing a Beverly, another Beverly Hills cop and they talked about doing Lethal Weapon. And I want to say that because for me, tonight being Christmas and the fact, or today being Christmas and the fact that we're talking about movies,

Speaker: For me, one of my favorite, two of my favorite Christmas movies, and one's not even really a Christmas movie, but I like watching it like Christmas is obviously Die Hard, because it's not Christmas until - That is a Christmas movie. I don't care what they say. It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off of the Nakatomi Tower. But my other Christmas movie that's not really a Christmas movie is the first Lethal Weapon movie.

Speaker: It happens at Christmas time, so... That is a Christmas movie. You had a car crash right into a Christmas tree with presents. That's a Christmas movie. I don't care what they say. Same with Die Hard. Die Hard was a Christmas party. There's Christmas music. There's even a Christmas present. And it is what it is. It made you feel good in the end.

Speaker: You know, because John McLean got his wife back. And then he made a new best friend with pal with, with that police officer, Al Powell, Al Powell got his courage back and pulled his weapon and shot the bad guy. Oh, it was all Christmas. And then, and then he went on to be the dad and family matters. So like, like couldn't get better. Um, speaking of natural lapoon, I was, I was scrolling through, I was scrolling through TikTok and my kids were with me.

Speaker: And you know that one scene where Chevy Chase is going on talking about his boss? Yeah, with the Christmas bonus. Yeah, and the video started with, what do you know about our president today? And then they played his play. And my kids were laughing their ass off. And I was like, did you ever watch this movie? And they said, no, we never watched it. I said, well, that gets changed in two hours. And we went home and watched it.

Speaker: We went home and watched that movie. And when that scene came on, Catherine just started hitting me. Dad, dad, that's the scene. I'm like, I know. My oldest daughter. Last night we we were dinner and we do we have a tradition.

Speaker: We're on Christmas Eve, you get your Christmas jammies, so you get to open them, your Christmas pajamas and stuff like that. So you get to open them on Christmas Eve and stuff like that. That way we can all wear them and whatnot. But we were eating dinner, we'd open our Christmas jammies, and we were looking for a Christmas movie to watch. And Cash, my youngest one, he wanted to watch The Grinch. He wanted to watch all these bad Christmas movies I didn't want to watch. So I was like, oh, let's watch National Appoos. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I got to put a pause. It's a bad Christmas movie.

Speaker: Yeah, like the original or Jim Carrey. I just didn't want to watch Grinch. I thought I don't like him. I just didn't want to watch him again. Then they wanted to watch Elf and I was like, I don't really like Elf. So I was like, oh, let's watch Christmas story. Our National Lampoon's Christmas. And my oldest daughter was like, yeah, let's watch it. And the other two were like, nah, we don't want to watch that. I was like, okay, well then let's watch. I was like, oh, well let's watch Jingle All The Way.

Speaker: Arnold Schwarzenegger. Jingle All the Way is amazing. That's one of my favorite movies. I love that movie. And none of them has seen it. And of course, the two younger ones were like, nah, I don't watch that. So it's like, you know what, fine. If this is the game we're going to play, I was looking, I was scrolling through and I found Ernest Saves Christmas. And none of them had seen it. None of them had seen it. And I was like, we're watching Ernest Saves Christmas. And my oldest daughter, she knows Ernest from Ernest Scared Stupid because when she was younger, we used to watch that around Halloween time.

Speaker: Which is the scariest movie I've ever watched, by the way. I was traumatized from watching that movie as a kid. We need MIAC! I was traumatized from watching that movie. We watched Earnest Saves Christmas and All Three Kids.

Speaker: for the first time, and I don't even know how long, they sat still, their eyes were glued, they were quiet, and they were laughing. There were things in that movie that, at 40 years old, still made me laugh. And I was like, so did you guys like that? They were like, oh my god, yeah. And they were looking up more Ernest movies. They were like, we want to watch all Ernest movies. I was like, there's like 30 of them. I mean, there's a shit gun. Jim Varney was the man, and Ernest goes to camp. Ernest scared stupid.

Speaker: Earnest saves Christmas all those all those Ernest movies are so good in the so I was like, all right We're gonna stew one about the military. It's not in the yeah, Ernest Ernest goes to the army or something like that Yeah, so my dad so it was like cool. So that's gonna be a new Christmas tradition We're gonna start watching Ernest saves Christmas on Christmas II because you guys but they wouldn't watch they wouldn't watch they would not watch die hard with me because

Speaker: they all three of them said it's not a Christmas movie and I'm like it is a Christmas movie you don't understand so then I was watching Lethal Weapon today they're like what do you watch I was like Lethal Weapon and they're like well that's not a Christmas movie so I said yeah it kind of is because it happens at Christmas and you know and then they were all sitting here watching it and they're like well this is actually really good I was like yeah I know they're like it's not a Christmas movie it's just good and we had to leave I had to take a

Speaker: I think there needs to, going back to the remains, I think there needs to be a list of movies that should not be touched. And I think pretty much anything that John Wayne has ever done should have to be redone. Period.

Speaker: Um, what's a Christmas movie stars Clint Eastwood on that one as well? Uh, no, I think I think I think I think enough time has gone by That now we don't there's not very many good military movies that come out now But I think enough time has gone by I love westerns. I they're my one of my favorite

Speaker: Horror movies and Westerns are two of my favorite genres I think enough time has gone by that if they wanted to redo a John Wayne Western or Clint Eastwood Western You could do it and it would be okay depending upon your My argument for that one though click would be the Magnificent Seven so I was just gonna say don't you dare that was great The Magnificent Seven. I love the remake

Speaker: That's my favorite. That's my favorite Western of all time. Even above Clint Eastwoody, even above John Wayne. The Magnificent Seven is my favorite Western of all time. I love the original. I love the remake. I thought the remake was great. The remake was awesome in it. Denzel was good in it. They did all right. I felt like they cared more about the bodice of the shake in the movie than they did about the actual movie. And I feel like the spirit of this. Yeah, that's true. That's it. Seven wasn't quite there.

Speaker: There was a lot of elements that were in the original movie that wasn't in that one. To a certain degree, I agree with that. But the cast that they picked to play in the Magnificent Seven, the reboot, was really good.

Speaker: Right, Tina? Who said that my dad would disown her if she ever watched a remake of any John Wayne movie, which would mean True Grit. If she watches True Grit, family disowned right there. I don't think I've seen the remake of True Grit. But again, I think enough time has passed where if you do it and you do it right with the right cast,

Speaker: You could introduce a new audience. Oh, hello. A new audience. A new audience. I mean, right now the old movies, remastering them, putting better effects in them and.

Speaker: Instead of remastering and doing the better effects and editing and all that, just get your new cast and put it out there as a remake. Don't put it out there as an original or anything like that. It can still be good. Like I said, I thought the Magnificent Seven was a great remake. I loved it personally. I've watched it more times than I can count. And I mean, the cast alone

Speaker: speaks for itself. It was a good cast. Like I said, you had D 'Onofrio in it and Pratt and Denzel and you know, D 'Onofrio is probably one of the most underrated, underappreciated actors in the business right now. The guy is

Speaker: Hold on, we have a little bit of an argument going on, not an argument, but we have a debate going on in the comments about the Disney live action movies. I am with, to a certain degree, I have not seen a lot of the live action Disney movies. Fuck the Wizard of Oz, first of all. That was a terrible movie when it was made. It was a terrible movie when Michael Jackson tried to do his thing. It's a stupid fucking movie.

Speaker: No disrespect on Judy Garland because I love her. She's amazing. Beautiful woman. Beautiful singer. Amazing actor. Wizard of Oz was terrible. Well, I mean, it's already AFI's number one best movie of all time ever made. So, I mean... Who's AFI? What is that? Wikipedia? AFI. Just makes shit up. No. I got you, Cheyenne.

Speaker: My feeling on the live action movies is I've already seen the cartoons. I love the cartoons. A lot of people, a lot of people shit on, on the, on the remake of Aladdin. I liked it. Will Smith was not Robin Williams. Will Smith was not Robin Williams. He was not comparable, but I liked that Will Smith kept certain elements of Robin Williams genie, but then at the same time tried to make it his own.

Speaker: My my my daughters and my ex -wife they love the live -action of Beauty and the Beast I Never seen it. They loved it That the song Beauty and the Beast that John Legend and was it Ariana Grande?

Speaker: When they did the remake of the beauty of the beast song, I personally, I really liked that song. I thought they did a really good job, but I'm also a huge John Legend fan. So I'm kind of biased, but right. And John Legend does a good job. I watched the roast of the Jonas brothers and John Legend. They could have. I agree. Amazing. My, my thing about these remakes is, is I've already watched the, the animator grew up with them and loved them and nothing can touch them.

Speaker: Um, but I think it's pretty cool. Well, if you're going to remake a movie and live action, I would rather you do like what they did with Alice in Wonderland. They remade Alice in Wonderland. And that was actually the start of it. And it was a completely different story. In fact, it was almost like it was a sequel to the animated movie. And I really liked that aspect. I liked what they did with, uh, um,

Speaker: with the Sleeping Beauty remake. They took that and did it from another perspective. I don't like to see the same movie. I refuse to watch Dumbo because the live action Dumbo movie because I know that they just ruined it because they ruined Jumbo Book.

Speaker: I didn't like what they did. Wait a minute, that's right, that's where I draw the line. Because the live action, all the live action... It's on man! I'm drawing the line, I'm drawing the line because the live action Jungle Book and the live action Mowgli movie they did when my son was younger, those were our two favorite movies to watch together and I can't tell you how many times I watched the live action Jungle Book.

Speaker: him and i would lay on the couch and cuddle together that they did a really good job and that's what i was going to say the cool thing about about like the live action and i want to see the lion king live action i haven't seen it yet my son loved it um

Speaker: is that it's cool to see it for real. You know what I mean? Obviously it's not real, but instead of an animated, it's cool to see real people playing these characters. And when they, like in Aladdin, I feel like they did a really good job of casting the people to play Aladdin and Jasmine and Chafar and the Sultan and stuff like that in real life.

Speaker: So yeah, the jungle book, the jungle book live action movie was awesome. I will fight you if you sit on that. And we're going to fight because I'm sorry. Uh, what's his name that played Baloo? What's his name that played Baloo was a bad casting choice. And I know that he's a famous actor, Bill Murray. He was cast as Baloo. I feel like Baloo was not a trickster. He wasn't, uh,

Speaker: He wasn't, he wasn't a conniver. He wasn't, uh, no, he was, uh, he was, uh, you know, it's not necessarily a trickster or a conniver or anything like that. It was, he was, he loved life and he was trying to find the best out of every situation and have fun. But that's not, but he clearly doesn't. I was down with the movie up until the blue part. I was okay with them. I liked con. I liked, uh,

Speaker: I like the snake and the elephants and all that was all great. It was, I just had a total disagreement with the casting choice. And then of course, if you listen to that original, um, watch the original animated, uh, jungle book, he had a, he had a baritone voice and he, and he sang with power and you hear Bill Murray sing. Just leave. Just, they should have dubbed him.

Speaker: Another movie I tell right now that I don't know if I want to watch is West Side Story. They remade West Side Story. I don't know if I want to watch that. It's the same exact movie. Spielberg did that right?

Speaker: I don't know anything about the movie. It's the same exact movie just from what I've heard and what I understand. It's more woke than what it was, obviously the original. But all it is is West Side Story is just another telling of Romeo and Juliet.

Speaker: You know, Dirty Dancing was Romeo and Juliet, if you wrap, you know, in a nutshell. And then how many times have we seen different versions of? Well, Ghost of Boford's Pass was just a retelling of The Christmas Carol. You act like this is the first time you've ever seen me alive. Again, Cheyenne, you act like this is the first time you've ever seen me alive. Are you upset at my burp? Are you mad at it? Are you disappointed in it? I don't understand what's going on.

Speaker: Look, I was watching the Cleveland Browns before I started this, so I started drinking earlier, right? Leave me alone. Labyrinth should not be remade ever. That was a terrible movie. Well, it doesn't matter if it was a terrible movie, it's a cult classic, you know? It does matter if it was a terrible movie or not. Because of the way that our culture is, they're going to change that because

Speaker: They're not they're not gonna read if they ever remade the clintock They'll they'll never get it right because you know at the end of the clintock of John Wayne spanks Catherine O 'Hara Just want to be spanked by John Wayne

Speaker: But with that being said, we are, uh, guys, we are up against it. The first hour is flown by. We're going to take a real break. It's gone already. I told you, man. I agree with each other the whole damn time. It's amazing. Um, we're going to, we're going to take a real quick break. Uh, this is, this is typically the first hour format format, just bullshitting. So Mike, you fell right in. We find a subject. We bullshit about it.

Speaker: We whatever we're gonna take a real quick break. I got some blacktop mojo to I'm gonna play for you guys if you're not already Definitely check out our guys at blacktop mojo there. You can stream their music everywhere and anywhere

Speaker: You can follow them on all social media. When you do, go to their videos or anything they post and comment that Nonsense Will Nonsense sent you just to confuse the shit out of Matt and the guys, Matt's the lead singer and they'll be like, who the fuck is Nonsense Will Nonsense? But that's neither here nor there. They just let us play their music and eventually they'll be on the show. Thank you.

Speaker: real quick i want to thank all the people that did pop in uh so far hey there he is well don't go anywhere guys we'll be right back share this out with your friends feel free to tell your friends about it like i said we're live we are currently live on facebook instagram not instagram facebook twitter twitch youtube and here on haps uh i'm working on tiktok i don't know if i'll ever put this show live on tiktok but uh we're gonna take a real quick break i'm gonna play something off the new album

Speaker: So give us about oh Give us about three minutes And we'll be right back and when we come back Mike's gonna get to he's listened to it because as I said Mike is a special guest co -host Mike has listened to it. He's heard it, but you get to be a part of what the fuck news and

Speaker: Oh, what the fuck? While we're on break, I got to go get Bob. I got to go get Bob out of prison because Bob's our pilot for the plane. He's our pilot for the space shuttle. And he's the driver for our short bus. But he's also in prison for stealing. He stole fish sticks and uncooked macaroni from a kindergarten class in Germany. He's a jackass. We're going to come right back.

Speaker: So, don't leave, come back. So, enjoy the sweet sounds of Blacktop Mojo. We'll be right back after this. Go ahead and do that and drop my camera. And it helps if I turn up my music. This is off their brand new album, by the way.

Speaker: She lies the blood on her hands She dances naked through the trees until it runs away She whispers prayers into the wind and she communes with the dead

Speaker: She throws the bones in through the fire and in darkness she chants Raise them later Oops Wrong song, don't worry

Speaker: There's a world going round Some endless secrets torn There's a whisper in my hand Everybody knows Everybody knows Everybody knows

Speaker: Say those are lies that you said You can't tell me the truth now, honey Darling, I won't tell We're the closet behind your clothes A skeleton away

Speaker: And I keep telling you sleepless eyes You carry it wherever you go Or wherever you go Or wherever you go Oh, nobody believes you Say those are lies that you sell

Speaker: You can't tell me the truth now, oh dear Darling, I won't care Darling, I won't care Don't run away, my love I will treat you well

Speaker: I'm here to spy on some ship shoppers. I'm not here to do anything.

Speaker: Oh, shit, I almost didn't make it back. You like that wicked numbness, hell yeah. That is Blacktop Mojo. Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, everybody. I am Glick, hanging out with a special co -host tonight, the big dog himself, the one and only, Moik, my brother from another mother, even though I'm pretty sure we could pass his family, but - We could, I mean, we have a lot of - Merry Christmas. That's very, very hairy.

Speaker: Thank you guys for hanging out this far. That was an amazing song.

Speaker: if you like the band if you like the song again that's blacktop mojo you can follow them on all social media and stream all their music everywhere you stream music at blacktop mojo go give them some love those guys are amazing it's actually off their brand new album i accidentally started the wrong song because with this latest haps update i used to be able to

Speaker: Present your videos so I have a whole lineup of break music and this that and the other thing And in intros and all that other stuff for the for the segments that I could just click on and it would play Well now I have to actually go on my phone and it's a mess. So I accidentally clicked on the wrong song I have a I have a catalog for podcast music and I picked the wrong song and

Speaker: So I had to push back in here when I was grabbing beer and just click it. And so you got a little bit of a teaser for the closer in that. But, uh, no, I love, I love Black Top Mojo. They're one of my favorite bands. Uh, not bad for some guys out in Texas. So definitely a band that you could just jam to going down the road, you know, while you're at work. Not a lot of, a lot of good music is being made nowadays and to hear that or their

Speaker: Or the good bands are all doing covers from other bands. Well, they do covers. That's kind of where I discovered them at. They do covers. And the second break, and this is where I'll get in trouble. In the second break after we do news and everything, I'll play one of their covers. And they're done. They do good. They do good at covers as well.

Speaker: That's my little Christmas shirt, Vanetta. I think I said that right, and if I didn't, I apologize. My Batman and Robin Christmas shirt, because it's Christmas. But they've done the covers of The Beatles, Phil Collins. Oh, it's tough to do. It's tough to do The Beatles. Yeah. Fuel. It's really tough. God damn. They've done Fleetwood Mac.

Speaker: What the hell? Is that you? I want to apologize for my technical... Don't worry, we live in the land of technical difficulties. If it wasn't for technical difficulties, there would be no nonsensical nonsense.

Speaker: I apologize for that. Yeah, so go check those guys out on social media. At Blacktop Mojo, they're an awesome band, awesome guys. I've only personally talked to Matt, the lead singer, and Kat, the bassist. Actually, and that's what kills me again, because typically I can play the videos for their songs. But in Wicked Woman, our closing song, Kat's... Fiancé, wife, girlfriend, I'm not quite sure what she is. She is the...

Speaker: She is the star of that video, so to say. So go check out Black Dot Mojo if you wanna know what I mean. Great video. Make sure you look for the Director's Cup when you watch that video because as a fan of music, I love musicians that will write songs and tell stories and that's what they do. And almost all their songs, they tell a story and when they make a video to it, that video goes perfectly with their song.

Speaker: But speaking of social media, goddamn, I am so scatterbrained right now. Speaking of social media, guys, go feel free to give us a follow on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, Twitter, all at Nonsense School Nonsense. You can also join us live every Wednesday and Saturday night here on HAPS, Facebook, Twitter, Twitch, and YouTube.

Speaker: And you can listen to every single episode of the podcast on Anchor Spotify. A lot of people love Spotify. Mike being one of them. Google Play, Apple podcast.

Speaker: But yeah, you can you can check out the every episode there some of them were bad some of them were good Sometimes I'm by myself and it's a shit show but I've gotten a lot of positive feedback when I'm by myself, but First off I'm gonna put a stop to you there The only bad show that you've ever done is one that you haven't filmed. So we're gonna leave that alone

Speaker: Right there. Right there. Right there. Right there at the heart. Right there at the heart. You're pulling the old heart strings. I'm going to cry. Hold on. There's a tear coming down my eye. Just one. Just one. I got a jar. I got a jar right here. But as many episodes that I have listened to, I have yet to actually listen to one that I didn't laugh hysterically at.

Speaker: I just hope that as a humbled part -timer substitute co -host that we can get into some shenanigans tonight and keep that crazy train going. Well, you already know. The shenanigans are... And Jessica called me a suck -up. Okay. I see how it is. And you know what? I have to be able to come back. You know what I mean?

Speaker: It was a great honor that... I'm basically like Disney. I make dreams come true. Mike is a fan. He listens to the show and I said, I need a guest co -host tonight because I don't like doing these shows by myself. Let me reach out to one of my fans.

Speaker: So I reached out and I and I made and he was a cancer patient dying in his hospital bed and it was just make a wish. Make a wish. And here I am. Make a wish. I was like I was just thinking about it before before Glick sent me that snap. I was like, you know what would be an amazing Christmas present because I didn't get any this year would be would be if Glick would say, hey, would you be a co -host on my show? And don't ever say that in minutes.

Speaker: And within 10 minutes, he gave me this wonderful Christmas gift. So don't ever say that Glick, the host of Nonsenseical Nonsense and Nonsenseical Nonsense is a brand. We don't give back to the community. We reach out and we give back. We give our fans what they want. And what they want is to come on here and to share screen time, to share mic time with the one and only Glick.

Speaker: and apparently I gotta go to the kitchen and get a piece of humble pie real quick. Yeah. Because all these people in here are here because of me, but I'm actually, I'm actually kind of hurt. I'm actually kind of hurt that none of my normals are in here. It's all my people. It's all my people. But I will say that it is Christmas and I understand that most of our regulars, uh, they, unlike me, they have friends and family.

Speaker: You know, Cheyenne, you could say that you came for Glick. Who's sucking up now? But where were you last week when he was... Where have you been the last 67 episode Cheyenne? 67 episode Cheyenne. Jess just calls it out. She's like, I'm here for Mike. Hey, you could be here for Mike tonight as long as you keep coming back, because I promise you...

Speaker: This is this is normally how we do the show. We we for the first. Well, we do have a. God damn, my fiance is hot as hell. Hey, hey. Sorry, I got distracted. We are doing a show. I got distracted right now. Yeah, I got distracted. I was I was going through my my. We're at work right now. Yeah. I mean, we're we're at work. Let's let's get back to work. OK. OK. This is this is this is work.

Speaker: I get it. I get it. But let's look at her, you know, after the show, you know? Glick. Oh, I'm sorry. Eyes on me, bud. We can do this together. Just breathe. Breathe. Put a pillow over your waist. Put a pillow over your waist. Then we don't give up, you know,

Speaker: You know, community guideline violations and let's go. We don't get community guideline violations. Okay. Okay. I'm good. I'm good. Click, click, put it down.

Speaker: Sorry, sir. I got lost control of our We may need to do an emergency How many minutes you think you need five minute commercial break? That's like He needs a minute. He needs a man. Just right now. It's been a few months since she's been up there to see him. He needs a minute. Come on

Speaker: She got you said when does I actually have you and Cheyenne actually have it out of girlfriend applications. I am I have

Speaker: Decided that I told you I told you I am no good for anybody right now. It's not even that you just need to It's not even that I told you a long time a long ass time ago. You need to stop worrying about all these Fucking little thirsties. Sorry. I don't mean no disrespect ladies, but you need to focus on you You need to focus on them kids and then when the time is right It'll it'll happen when it happens exactly and that's New one has to go through me, right?

Speaker: No one has to beat me in a ring at three rounds, three, five minute rounds. They have to take me. That's one of the causes. Can you beat Glick in a boxing ring? Three, five minute round? Because he's got one hell of a left jab. I'm letting you know. He's got one hell of a left jab. I have a south pole.

Speaker: And so let's not get too distracted. Let's not get too distracted and let's go ahead. I know I got distracted. Well, I got to do this for the news. We're going to roll into what the fuck news you guys. So this is going to what the fuck. And we started with what the fuck is click doing on his phone in the middle of a podcast. All right. Because, because again, as I said, with this haps, with this haps update, they took all my shit away from me. So all my, all my, my intros and my music and everything is now on my phone.

Speaker: Happy holidays, Tony. Hey, it's the Haps ho to himself, the one and only suffering from Haps AIDS. What's going on, brother? Tony D's, my boy. I love that motherfucker to death. He's actually going to be at the wedding. And we're going to act as if we don't hurt enough feelings on Haps as it is. We're going to hurt some feelings, and Tony might get eaten by a shark at the wedding. Oh, no.

Speaker: So what is going on in what the fuck news? Well, before we go into what the fuck news, we have to do this. We have to do this properly, Michael. Oh, we have to do this properly. Oh, but let's not forget, a friend of the show,

Speaker: I'm going to tell you a couple of stories. So listen to this. Listen to this. Okay. Listen, Donald J. Trump. He's a friend of the show. Ladies and gentlemen, he loves nonsensical nonsense. He's here every episode. So it is Christmas. So let's do, let's do a couple of, uh, let's do a couple of Christmas stories, feel good stories wrapped up with a Florida man story.

Speaker: Uh, where are we at? First and foremost in, uh, Bob, fire up nonsensical nonsense. Number one, we're going to the Canada idea, Canada of America. We're going to New Hampshire. Buckle your seatbelt, Michael. This could be a bumpy ride and absolute goddamn fool, Tony. All right. Bob is by, Bob is by no way, any way shape and or form a certified pilot, but he gets us to point A to point B and so forth.

Speaker: So in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, a woman who returned from a flight from Europe with more than $3 ,000 worth of gifts in her luggage found that the contents were gone and they were replaced with dog food. All righty then.

Speaker: Some people get cold, some people get dog food. Gina Sheldon of Portsmouth, New Hampshire also found an old t -shirt and a shaving cream bottle in her bag. There was a leather jacket I had purchased for my 16 -year -old son, Sheldon said. I had bought these really cute leather wristless band purses that I bought to give various family members and friends.

Speaker: Sheldon said that she spent 11 days in Italy, stopped in Paris for a few days of her business and on her way home recently. Uh, when it goes through the scan and it continued on his journey, it looks, it looked like real luggage product. She said about the objects that ended up in her bag. Stoughton booked her fight through Delta airlines. Fuck you, Delta. You're going to hell. Hey, you know my dad worked for Delta.

Speaker: Well, I'll doubt to steal people's Christmas gifts and giving them dog food in exchange. Actually, this is American Airlines. Never mind. I'll take that back. I was going to say, Michael, how many of your Christmas gifts were stolen from people's mortgage? Well, I didn't get any, so probably. Other than the shovel, of course. All right. Whoa.

Speaker: Sounds like a Biden organization, maybe. Researchers are looking, investigators are looking into seeing if there is a possible Biden connection to this, possibly by his son. Yeah, but Sheldon said she booked her flight through Delta airlines that was operated by Air France. And Delta was quoted by saying,

Speaker: Uh, we apologize for the customer's experience following Air France's flight 334 Delta told the station in their statement. We have a permanent facility. See, words are hard and I don't speak English very well, uh, connected with their partners at Air France, uh, to find resolution. I don't know. A simple fact of the resolution would be giving me my shit back or giving me my money back for my shit. I'm just saying.

Speaker: Here we go. Let's go Brandon. We don't do politics on this show. We don't do politics and or religion on this show. Because here's the thing, here's my feelings about politics and religion. They're low hanging fruit and it's an easy, it's basically the equivalent of a five on TikTok taking their clothes off for views. It's easy. You can get listens and views and I like to rely on

Speaker: the fact that I'm just amazing. And then I object. Well, thank you for that because I take the clothes off on TikTok, so thank you for that. I know you do. That being said, I don't - You're the one who takes their clothes.

Speaker: I only do that on one channel, which is amazingly enough. Like only has like a 2000 followers. So I guess, I guess, no, maybe I should do tiktoks where I'm not a friend on that tiktok page because Lord knows I would make fun of you constantly in the comments.

Speaker: No, he's not. No, he's not, Bailey. No, he's not. Trust me. No, he's not. As a guy who's only made a couple of them, and I have one that I've contemplated putting on nonsensical nonsense, yeah, no. Yeah, no. Yeah. I didn't have to take my shirt off either.

Speaker: Some of my best shirt straps are ones where my clothes are on. I showed them a little wiener. Look at this little fella. Wiggle wiggle. I'd like to show everybody my wiener. It's there. Trust me. Just zoom in. Just zoom in. You can stitch me all you want.

Speaker: I don't I don't pose like I don't I I've never sidetracked squirrel squirrel I've never really been one to post thirst traps videos that I don't think are thirst traps in any way shape and or form have been thirst traps yep and I've been told that they and I'm like

Speaker: by my amazing, beautiful fiance. She's like, look down at Thirst Trap. I'm doing a fucking Jeff Foxworthy sound clip. I did a song by Joe Crocker and I have decided that everything you do with Joe Crocker is a Thirst Trap. It was called, you can leave your hat on. And I didn't, the only thing I did was pull down my tie.

Speaker: That's the only thing I did, but I was told that that was the biggest thirst trap that I've ever done. So I did a thirst trap or I got a thirst trap. I did a video where I was drunk and stumbling and bumbling in my hallway. And that somehow became a thirst trap. It was a, it was like a drunk bar song. So I wasn't drunk, but I was like, are you sure? Are you sure? I probably was drunk. I probably was drunk. Okay.

Speaker: Let's be honest. What do you mean by that? What do you mean? Do you not know that I'm engaged, Cheyenne? Where the hell have you been? She's not listening to the podcast like she said she is. Not listening to the podcast, not following me on any social media, not following me on TikTok. She was out there. So she did come in here for me.

Speaker: Not for you. Pretty much. No matter what you wanted to say. They all did. They all did. I feel like Chris came in here for me. He just found out. He didn't know about the podcast because Cheyenne didn't tell him. No, he didn't. He came in here for me. You got a podcast? Chris came in here for me. Sure he did. You didn't even know about it. Don't take this from me. He found out and he was like. They were all in there for you because you are amazing. No, you are amazing.

Speaker: I'm just like, hey, I'm just here. Anyways, Bob. Anymore news. I love the bus. Bob, I love the bus. Back on the bus. This stop, we're moving on. Kiss my fat ass. Kiss my fat ass, Shane. It's one hell of a kiss.

Speaker: My fat ass or her fat ass because I suffer from no acetal. Look, I'm a white dude that suffers from no acetal. Well, apparently I have the same suffrage because I was told by a lot of people that I had a nice ass for a white guy.

Speaker: And then Cheyenne just dashed all my hopes and said I had no ass tall. And I was like, really? I was even twerking for her. She's like, where's your ass? I don't see it. But did they say that you were pretty fly for a white guy? No. Cheyenne doesn't give compliments to me. She just takes them away. Just to you. She takes them away. Not like, look, she's like, you're a good guy, Glick.

Speaker: Yeah. I know. I mean, she says that. I guess that's a good thing. That's why I'm hanging out in last place. Anyways, Bob, unload, unload nonsensical nonsense. Number two out of the back of the plane. We're going to go ahead and drive up to New York. Again, it's Christmas. So let's, let's do some feel good stories because it's Christmas. New York, New York. All right. What's in the box?

Speaker: What's in the box? What's in the box? Mystery alum gifts $180 ,000 to a city college in New York. Christmas came early or really late depending upon how you look at it when a physics professor in the city college of New York in Harlem discovered a box postmarked in 2020 to the school's mailroom holding $180 ,000 in cash. Almost two years

Speaker: A box with almost 200K had been sitting in the mail room. The toaster sized box was addressed to the chair of the physics, uh, physics, fuck it. Words again. Words are hard. Physics department, uh, Vinod, uh, Menon, I don't even think that's a real name, but whatever.

Speaker: He said he opened the box after returning to campus this semester and found a letter and $50 and $100 bundles in paper bands. The New York Times reported on Tuesday. The letter stated the cash was a donation meant to help the physics and math students in need at the City College. It also explained that the donor was a former City College alum who received a bachelor's and master's degree in physics at the school, ushering them into a successful scientific career.

Speaker: City College is the entire CUNY system, officials said. They could not remember a similar donation this large in cash sent anonymously. Chief Pat Marina, wasn't that the guy from the Karate Kid? Sounds like it.

Speaker: The leader of the Department of Public Safety and City College said the return address used a fake name and traced back to Florida, but did not lead to the anonymous donor's identity. Federal agents also determined that the money had been withdrawn from banks in Maryland and was not connected to any criminal activity. And on December 13, the CUNY's board of trustees was cleared to formally vote to accept the gift.

Speaker: uh, me non said that the donation will be put towards funding to annual full tuitions, uh, for the, for more than a decade. So for the next 10 years, uh, that sounds like they got two, uh, tuitions that will be paid for the next 10 years, just off of that money for that college and the physics. Wait a minute. How much money was actually donated? $180 ,000.

Speaker: So $180 ,000 to this is two, two, basically 20, 20 from the way it sounds, the way they wrote it, 22 issues. It's a community college. It's a city college. 22, 22 issues. Okay. Not two, 22 issues. Yeah. Yeah. Two tuitions for the next decade. So two kids will get paid. We'll get their tuition completely paid for from that.

Speaker: Okay. So obviously it's a city college. It's not a, it's not a, it's not a, it's not like, it's not like the Ohio State University. It's not the University of Iowa or Michigan or anything like that. Yeah. Where it's 180 ,000 a year is easy at these big colleges or Harvard or Yale or whatever. So I mean, it's kind of a little, a nice little, like I said, it's Christmas guys. So we're, you know, we're gonna,

Speaker: yeah that's a good story straight away from the gourmet news a little bit makes me kind of like on the next commercial break um i think i'm going to go to my mailbox and and see if there's a mailbox with a box in there with a hundred and eight thousand dollars in uh in my mailbox you know i think that'll be an excellent thing for me to have right about now um yeah i will definitely

Speaker: Uh, definitely take an anonymous donation at this point in time in all, I mean, all charities, uh, the people helping people. Um, I just want to cause, I just want to cause before, before we came on here. So I'm definitely in the people helping people organization. Um, don't crowd my action.

Speaker: I did say fried chicken, Cheyenne. And again, go back and listen to further episodes and you'll understand the fried chicken reference. I know, but it's okay. But you've been listening. No, no, a hundred percent of you guys would like to give to the - But Jessica said, you got, look, Jessica goes off and says, look, you got your wish to be on the podcast. Don't get crazy. You know what? You are absolutely right. This was all I need. Fuck the bills.

Speaker: fuck the bills. I don't need that brand new Dodge Ram. I don't need it. As long as I'm on nonsensical nonsense, fuck everything else. I got it. I mean, I don't want to sound like a fortune dollar or anything, but if a certain somebody doesn't start taking this seriously, there may be a void for a new co -host, which, um,

Speaker: then there'll be a tryout for, to find the right guy. Or right guy or right girl. This is 2021. Women are, I don't believe it, but you know, women can do a podcast equally as well as men, I guess. Anyways, the news, nonsensical nonsense views of politics do not reflect solely on just one Toho season.

Speaker: These are the views and opinions of the guest co -host tonight. Please don't sue me. The guest co -host tonight specifically sent me these notes and asked me, it was his writer because apparently he thinks he's big time. And he said, I need you to say these certain things. And I was like, Mike, I don't believe in this stuff. And he's like, don't matter if you believe in it or not. I do and you just have to say it. So I was like, whatever. So I just put that out there.

Speaker: Wait a minute. Did you just hear that? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Did you just hear that? I just heard Bob. I just heard Bob driving the bus and I'm distinctly, hold on. Yes. I just been ran over by the nonsensical nonsense bus driven by Bob. Um, just one time, just one time. That's all he doesn't need to keep doing it over and over and over again. But I feel like I, you know what?

Speaker: Bob, Bob disconnected the, uh, the backup alarm in that. Well, Bob, Bob's in the bus. We'll go ahead and scoop you up off the street. And, uh, let's go to, um, let's, let's go down to Pennsylvania. Let's go down to Pennsylvania. This is, uh, something near and dear to my heart because I see you drinking your, your Pepsi Cola tonight. Not there's anything wrong with Pepsi Cola. I love Pepsi. Best, uh, Cola in the world. And Pennsylvania is also the hometown.

Speaker: a home state, Jessica. So we are driving over to where you're at. We do expect a dinner because driving takes a lot out of you. So what's her deal? You don't have to. We're not driving. He's not driving. You don't have to cook us dinner. I mean, you can cook him dinner if you really want to. If you give me a 12 pack, I'm perfectly fine with that. I don't care. But as I said, this is a near and dear subject to my heart. As I said, you're drinking Pepsi.

Speaker: I'm drinking beer. I'm kind of surprised you're not drinking tonight, in all honesty. I can't afford it. That's why I'm drinking bush lattes. And not Budweiser. I got a 30 rack. I got a 30 rack, man. Pepsi. Pepsi. And there is, my daughter is a traitor. She is a traitor. And I consider us communicating her

Speaker: from the family a lot, but she sings. She's really funny, so I just can't bring myself, but she likes you. You probably should. Nope. I'm forgiven for that. You should go ahead. It's probably not too late for an abortion at this point. I don't know. It's 13 too late? I don't know. I mean,

Speaker: I think that's the rules in New York. You can change your mind after 13 years. I feel like Cheyenne, Cheyenne. I feel like I have single handedly kept business or business pep sneak. Words are hard. I have single handedly kept Pepsi in business for the last, when they age myself real quick for a second, 28 years.

Speaker: This segment of the show has been brought to you by Pepsi. If you're not drinking it, fuck you. OK, back to the show. Yeah. And Pepsi, if you hear that, you better fucking reach out to me and send me a goddamn check, you sons of bitches, or I promise you I'll switch. No, I won't. I won't switch over. Or Pepsi for life. Pepsi for life. I'll settle. I'll settle for Pepsi for life. And Dr. Pepper is good. Mountain Dew. And Mountain Dew. I'll do Mountain Dew. I'll do Mountain Dew. I'll do Mountain Dew. I'll do Mountain Dew. Code Red. I drink. Code Red.

Speaker: I drink regular Pepsi regular about do all day, every day. Um, I do like Dr. Pepper. The only bad thing about Dr. Pepper. Um, I can't drink it without thinking of my mom because my mom was, uh, my mom loved Dr. Pepper. Like that was, she didn't drink nothing but Dr. Pepper. It was water or Dr. Pepper. And when I drink it, I think of her and then it bumps me out. And then I feel bad because she's been dead for almost 11 years.

Speaker: and I'm a terrible son, so. But anyways, we're going to Pennsylvania. We're not going to talk about Pepsi Blue. We're not going to talk about Pepsi Blue, Tina. We just can't, we can't talk about it. We can talk about Pepsi Clear and if some of you might not even be old enough to remember the original Pepsi Clear. And then they just re -released it last year and they called it Pepsi Crystal, so. It didn't taste the same. And guess what? Guess what?

Speaker: now so watch your mouth anyways Michael as I was saying we're going to Pennsylvania apparently Jessica's cooking you dinner all I asked for is a 12 -pack but a yingling and if you're in Pennsylvania or if you're an avid beer drinker you know that yingling is a Pennsylvania staple

Speaker: Ah, fine beverage, Yingling is. All right. It is. It is very good. Well, they are apparently going after the big dog in the beer game. Budweiser. They are going after Anheuser, and Yingling has accused Bud Light of trampling on their trademark. Ooh.

Speaker: A trademark tiff between America's oldest beer market maker and America's best -selling brand appears to be over before it rarely began. Last week, DG Yingling and son, nearly 200 -year -old Pennsylvania -based brewery,

Speaker: demanded that its much larger rival Anheuser -Busch stop using the tagline for its forthcoming Bud Light Next Zero Carb... What in the actual fuck are you guys doing? Bud Light Next Zero Carb Beer. Is that the actual trademark name? No, no, no. That's just what the beer is apparently called. Bud Light Next Zero Carb Beer. Noting... I know Budweiser has Bud Light Zero and... Ugh!

Speaker: I don't know, just sounds like a white call to me. It sounds like a white call to me, I don't know. All right, first of all, Pennsylvania. Budweiser really wanted to fuck me with a trademark. They'd go around and kick all the females in the mouth and neuter their brothers. Second of all, the trait that it's...

Speaker: I say things. There's no filter. There's no filter. The writer of that sins has been fired. No filter. Nonsensical nonsense. We do not support or condone violence such as domestic abuse. Even if you are a brother or sister, you're married. If you are married to a brother, don't keep it. Nor do we condone

Speaker: Comments about incest that's the the writer of that sentence has also been fired. They will be looking for a job And another podcast at this point in time. We once again would like to thank you for your continued patronage as we continue on back to you click Back to the back to you click at our news desk Get ready so it says

Speaker: It says, uh, the Bud Light next zero, uh, no car beer noted. It closely resembled one already trademarked by England. Uh, quote, get ready for the next generation of your red on the 19th or the 19th, the December 14th post from Bud Light's Twitter account, according to a screenshot provided by the same graphic appeared on Bud Light's. The same graphic appeared on Bud Light's Instagram and Facebook accounts that day. England said, England quickly objected pointing out

Speaker: its own low carb root flight introduced in February of 2020. It is marketed as the next generation of light beer. Really, really giggling. That's what you're pissing and moaning about is the fact that you guys both said the next generation of light beer. I actually, I actually support that because flight is a lot better to say than, um, I would much rather say,

Speaker: zero emissions, this beer is clean energy. You will not shit turds when you drink this beer, you will shit water and it's totally recyclable on the can. Yingwing flight is a lot better. As an alcoholic, I agree 100%.

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Speaker: The next generation of beer is here with Yingling Flood. Once again, if Yingling would like to support us, you will find information for that on nonsense. We definitely would use your product and if you paid us, we would definitely drink your product on the air.

Speaker: Um, I will, I will, any, any, well, any beer sponsor that wants to sponsor us and give me money, I will drink your beer because I have a Budweiser drinker. I love Budweiser. Would you drink, would you drink White Claw? Would you sell out for White Claw? No, no. What if they paid you? No, I punch them in their vagina. You have standards. Okay. No, it's gotta be beer.

Speaker: Yeah. All right. Let's hook us up. Yeah. No, I will. I will. I will. I will. I will fucking sling beer all day long. Beer, not hard seltzers. Shut up. Yeah. So apparently unionally, uh, they, uh, they registered the next generation of light beer, uh, with the U S patent and trend trademark more than a year ago. So, um,

Speaker: Yeah, there's that. You know, it is harder to do news with you than it is harder to do with Jeff. I apologize for that. Um, why? Well, Mike, I got another story here for you and I want to take you to by the Jeff's favorite place. Oh, one of our favorite States in the United States of America. Why?

Speaker: No. Fire up a plane. We're going to Florida. Buckle up, Mike. It's going to be a wild ride because we're going to Florida. Florida. Damn. Turbulence. All right. We made it.

Speaker: Jessica's on point. She's ready. She sounds like she's going to cook you dinner and get me some beer. We are ready to rock and roll. Well, we got Bob. Bob's an expert. Florida man with drugs around his penis did not know that they were his. For those in the back who didn't hear what I just said, drugs magically appear on his penis.

Speaker: Florida man with drugs around his penis denies that they were his in Clearwater, Florida for the authorities That's a good possibility on all honesty that could possibly I could see that I could see that happening in Florida you bang a crack head in her vagina was pumped and now He was fucking from Florida

Speaker: So not see, she understands. She understands. Clearwater Florida, Florida authorities said they found cocaine and methamphetamine wrapped her. How can I say that word? But I couldn't say the other word. Right. I forgot. But they found wrapped around a man's penis during a threat. How do you find drugs wrapped around a man's penis during a truck, a traffic stop? That's kind of like.

Speaker: There's a lot of questions to this story that I feel need answers. Well, anyways, they found the drugs wrapped around the man's penis during a traffic stop, but the man denied the drugs were his. Pinellas County Sheriff's Department. Yeah, let's go Pinellas. Man, I don't live in Florida, but I know all about Chad Chronister. Apparently he's a sexy sheriff and I know about the Grady, Grady, Grady, what's his nuts in Polk County, man.

Speaker: I will get forward to that, man. Florida's got some badass police police and chiefs and sheriffs, but Pinellas County Sheriff's said they stopped. Oh, yeah, dude. They're awesome. Grady Judd. See, we'll get those. We're going to do it, dude. Go to YouTube. Go to YouTube and Google Grady Judd and you will fall in love with Grady Judd. Grady Judd is the fucking man. This motherfucker. School shooting.

Speaker: One of the last school shootings was in Florida where the cops didn't want to go into the school and stop it. Wasn't that in Florida? That wasn't the last one, but it was. No dude, like I said, YouTube Grady Judd and he will fall in love with Grady Judd. Grady Judd does these

Speaker: like sex trafficking and prostitution stings and stuff like that. Grady Judd is awesome. And he'll get on the mic in front of all the local camera crews and basically be like, if you come here to Polk County and you fuck around, I will throw you in jail and I will beat the brakes off of you. And I'll probably shoot you and kill you. And there's nothing that anybody can say and or do about it. Grady Judd is the fucking man in Polk County. I'm telling you. That's what a lot of our police

Speaker: A lot of our, we need to bring back Wyatt Earp, and Grady Judd sounds like he's a modern day Wyatt. He is a Wyatt Earp. Dude, I'm telling you, YouTube Grady Judd, and you will love watching his interviews and everything like that. Grady Judd is amazing, and apparently Chad Chronister, and I think he's in Pinellas County, apparently he's a sexy son bitch. I wouldn't know. I don't know.

Speaker: I mean, he might be the Ryan Reynolds of Florida. Which, not a high bar. Our rates are disgusting. We need that in PA. Well, we need that in Ohio, too. We have fucking Mike DeWine. But anyways, so Pinellas County Sheriff's deputies said they stopped a vehicle driving without lights at 4 a .m. on Saturday.

Speaker: WFLA TV reports the driver was arrested on charges of DUI and marijuana possession. Authorities said they found a gun under the passenger seat. This is so Florida while searching the car and discovered the drugs while searching the passenger. Oh, is that marijuana in your pants or are you happy to see me? Well, it wasn't marijuana. It was, it was methamphetamines. It was, uh, it was, it was a little bit of both.

Speaker: Yes, words are hard. Cocaine and methamphetamines, but then they said marijuana. The man said the drugs were not his, but didn't say who they belonged to. Your drugs are a wrap. Your drugs are, first of all, God bless you, sir, for apparently you're home like an elephant's trunk and you can just duct tape drugs to your fucking Becker. I couldn't do it. I could barely duct tape

Speaker: Aspirin the money or let alone I couldn't even do duct tape. There's yeah, I'm not get the two -inch Can I get the two -inch duct tape? You know and can we make it to pay because that's easier to break I'm getting scotch tape and I'm cutting it in half and I'm The driver made me do it

Speaker: Um, you're not working over, shove this around your dick, hurry. Your dick's bigger than mine. Tape it. I think, uh, I think he should definitely be, uh, up for running for an award of the, the best stupid answer or defense, uh, from a dumb criminal. Um, I don't know how the drugs got there, but they're not mine and they're on my penis. I think that's definitely good.

Speaker: I mean, when you see these lawyer movies that talk about, you know, deny everything, I don't think they were meaning that. I mean, he's definitely taken it to a whole new level there. Well, like I said, I'm just more... Jessica Zink said, new meme coming soon. And I think that should definitely be a meme.

Speaker: I'm trying to, I'm kind of jealous and a little bit intimidated because I don't intimidate very easily.

Speaker: I'm jealous because... So you didn't wrap that much drugs on him? Sorry, I got distracted by my fiance. Ooh, she's hot. Anyways... Look, I need you to stop doing that. We are doing a podcast. He identifies as a manual. Yeah, so... How is the guest co -host, not even official co -host, keeping the co -host on point?

Speaker: I don't understand that. I'm afraid that one more violation, I will have to write you up on this show. You can't write me up because Jessica said she's going to distract you with food pics. Get them, Jess. Yes. I mean, oh, food pics. Oh, not food pics.

Speaker: Food will work too. I don't think I've eaten today as as we discussed a couple episodes back I am the host. I am the program director. I am the executive director. I am the editor I am promote. I am the promotions team. I am also the HR department so any complaints and and whatnot they come through me and

Speaker: But not the writers of all the jokes because those writers have been fired on this episode Although the problem of the problem with the writers of the jokes of this this podcast is between here and here There's no filter that filter is permanently damaged And it was it was never it was totaled out basically by the insurance company so again

Speaker: because all that belongs to the same person that wears all the other hats, it's all the same thing. So, I mean, you can fire the writers, but the president of nonsensical nonsense,

Speaker: because you don't have anybody else. You don't have anybody else. So it's like, I have, I have no, I have no, um, checks and balances here. I'm like, uh, I'm, I'm basically the King, you know, what was in King Henry? The eighth I am married to the Hortense streets down the road. I chopped her head off because I got bored with her. So I married her sister and I chopped her head off. Just watch. Ghost.

Speaker: I saw that movie, I don't remember all that. Patrick Swazee, Debbie Moore. I watched this. Whoopi Goldberg, before she became a woke psychopath, when she was tolerable. Yeah, yeah, moving on. I am a one man baby. We do not need to talk about Whoopi Goldberg anymore. I'm pretty girl. She has not been cool since Star Trek, so we'll move on.

Speaker: not been relevant since, I'm gonna make sure, she hasn't been relevant since that movie she did with Ted Danson, where. Basically Ghost, right? No. No. Like Sister, Sister, Sisterhood, was that the movie where she was singing on? Oh, Sister Act. Sister Act, yeah, she has an interesting scene. When was that movie? Or did The Lion King come out first or after, because I really thought she was

Speaker: funny as shit as a hyena. I felt like it really fit her personality. I mean, moving on. Um, the color purple was a good movie. Yes, I did watch that. Yeah, her and Oprah. Oprah. Nevermind. Yeah, nevermind. We're not doing low hanging fruit. Low hanging fruit. Click low hanging fruit.

Speaker: The only low -hanging fruit are my nutsack that hangs to my ankles because I'm old. All right, so anyways, that is the end of the news. Moving on. What state are we going to next? That is all I have in news. The news is over. Actually, it is. Time flies. I told you, Mike. Time flies. Yeah, it's commercial time.

Speaker: It is, well, we don't do commercials because nobody pays us. We just play music. We're going to take a real quick break. I'm going to, I'm going to go re -up on a couple of beers and let's see if I can get the right Blacktop Mojo song here without fucking that up again. I want to thank all you guys for continuing to be through this shit show and it's definitely been a shit show. And we'll see you in a few minutes. It's always a shit show. This might be our most highly rated and highly viewed episode ever.

Speaker: I don't, it's all you, but not me. Go pee, Mike. I do have to pee. I am going to go fries with you. How did you know that I had to pee? How did you know that? All the, all the Pepsi's. All right. Because, because you've drank 37 Pepsi's instead of alcoholic beverages. No, I don't. Well,

Speaker: The last time I got drunk, I was, I was live with you and I actually - Don't you put that evil on me. Don't you put that evil on me. I actually fell asleep like on my table. When I woke up, there was some unknown substances on the kitchen floor.

Speaker: What'd you do? Did you piss and shit? Hey. Speaking of news, the last time Mike was live with me, Mike pissed and shit himself. He got so drunk. No, I did not piss and shit myself, but I think I threw up maybe. Um, but, uh, I don't remember that. Uh, and I wasn't, uh, I wasn't live when that happened. So that was a good day.

Speaker: I just remember peeling my face off of the kitchen table. Nice.

Speaker: It happens. It happens to the best of us at the end of the day. Yes. So, yeah, we're going to take a real quick break, guys. We'll be right back in about three minutes or so. Well, when we come back, we got a top 10 list. It's another supervised supervised. And there's nothing supervised on this podcast. It's a super sized, super sized top 10. So I'm bringing you instead of 10, I'm bringing you 25. Holy shit. Can we handle all of them?

Speaker: Mike, I've handled it more, I'm just saying. You handled it more? Mike, if you're up to date on the episodes, you know about the supersized. They're quick, they're rapid fire, there's no explanations. We just put them out there and then we have, it strikes up a conversation, it strikes up a conversation. But I gotta do more than that, so. All righty, so DJ. It is so weird that it is. Let's get the rock and roll.

Speaker: So again, here's a little bit more Blacktop Mojo off their newest album. Hell yeah. Go check them out. We'll give you some love. And tell them that. Tell them Nonsenseical Nonsense. Tell them Nonsenseical Nonsense sent you. All right. We'll be right back. Hopefully I'm the right solution. OK. Nice. Let's go.

Speaker: Inside on the outside Day of dumb and tongue -tied Oh, you're the young man, what's wrong with you now? You're still in silence, you don't make a sound Longing for one time Her eyes mind me

Speaker: She never saw me as they both went by Jealousy is killing me I'm drinking poison hoping that they'll choke

Speaker: Why can't she see? Why am I new? They dance around the room and she holds them close If I think it loud enough, do you think she'll know? Jealousy

Speaker: I'm drinking poison hoping I don't choke Across the room I feel so alone Jealousy Jealousy

Speaker: It's killing me I'm drinking poison hoping I can choke Across the room I feel so alone

Speaker: Hell yeah, welcome back to Nonsense, it's called Nonsense, guys. Calm down, YouTube. As always, I'm Glick. Hey, how you doing? Hanging out with our special co -host, special guest, special co -host of the night. The one and only, what in the actual fuck are you doing right now, Facebook? That is not my name.

Speaker: That is not his name. The one and only. I feel like I'm the only person who calls him this. I will be the only person that calls him this for as long as we are friends, but he is the big dog. My guy, my brother.

Speaker: Mike, I will never, ever call you by your TikTok name or your hat's name because it makes me feel dirty. I'm absolutely thinking about maybe changing it. I don't know. I told you to change it so long ago. I changed it. I changed it. I know you. I changed it back.

Speaker: But the comments do lag a little bit, ladies. Just be patient. But, you know, I do. I appreciate you coming on here tonight. Especially short, shortest shit notice. It's been fun. It's been cool hanging out with you, man. It's been awesome. Yeah, it's been really cool hanging out with you. You know, like I said before, I considered it an honor and I appreciate it, you know? It's been a lot of fun. I'm sure we'll have the opportunity to -

Speaker: Take off the bucket list This this this is this yeah, this is this and this is as much as I love Jeff This is one of the things that really is

Speaker: Erks me because this has been anybody and Nobody's nobody's coming around. I'm kind of surprised. Oh, it is Christmas. So I'll give them that Yeah, but none of my regulars are here Pete. So like one of my buddies mark He's been following me since my since the beginning of periscope when I first started on periscope So a lot of people know me, right? Yeah, a lot of a lot of people who've known me for a long time They know this has been a dream of mine

Speaker: to start my own podcast, to have a podcast and to make it successful. And I work very hard, give you guys a little, a little behind the scenes. Like I work a full -time job.

Speaker: but I usually typically spend. I've seen your snap stories, like, do you really wanna use the word work a full -time job or just have a full -time job? I said I work, I did not work hard as we clarified. You literally sent me a snap, I think it was Thursday, that said that you just. Let's not put that out there. Oh man.

Speaker: Well, I mean, well, I mean, Thursday night, Thursday night, I had to go in and work second shift. Um, maintenance guys. I, I, I worked, I was, I was my last job. I was a maintenance man and they're, they're literally firefighters. Thank you. No, my, my, my boss told me, my, my boss literally told me what he told me that I was, I was basically be involved and told I had to work Thursday, which was not a bad thing because I got my holiday pay.

Speaker: On top of the eight hours that I worked, it was time and a half. Yeah. It was, yeah. So, so, you know, he, he was like, basically you're just a body. He was like, it's going to be easy. You don't, you don't have anything to really do. Something bad happens. And that's, that's really the life. Some days you'll go into work and you might not clock out.

Speaker: for 16 hours or more in some days. The worst thing that happened Saturday night was, yeah, the worst thing that happened Saturday night was we had a leak at a sink in a building that we didn't have access to, that we got lucky that we were able to get into. And we got lucky that the fact that there was a technician working in the lab that, because we couldn't get back into the lab area and he just happened to be there and heard us knock on the doors and he came out and he was like,

Speaker: Uh, what are you guys doing? We're like, hey, we're maintenance and there's a sink leak. He was like, oh yeah, it's in my lab. So I went and tightened everything up and the leak was, it was done. That was, that was, yeah, at the end of the day, that was, that was the biggest emergency we had. So, I mean, it was quite script, hands of yours, bear paws on it. Is this quite enough? It's just good enough for you. There's no more water coming out. No more.

Speaker: The water is all dried up. Yeah, exactly. I made it like a woman with Mike. It's dry. I spit on it. Hey, I do too. I spit on it. It is what it is. It's why I keep hydrated. Exactly. I keep hydrated with lots of beer. You never know when you're going to need spit.

Speaker: I don't even know what the fuck we were talking about at this point. Well, we were in a new segment, Glick. News is done. News is done. News is over. We came back from back. So welcome back to the show. We're going to do our big list, our big 10 list. I was giving you a shout out. I was giving you a shout out. I was giving me a shout out. Thank you. I was welcoming everybody back. If you guys aren't already done, check out Nonsense School Nonsense on all social media.

Speaker: Not only our social media, but where you can follow us live or where you can catch every live show and where you can get every episode of the podcast is all at nonsensical nonsense. You can find this on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube, Twitch, here on Haps, Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcasts, basically anywhere and everywhere you get your little podcasts and fixings from.

Speaker: And if you want to email us for whatever reason, nice. You can email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Um, yes, we do. Uh, yes, we do do lives twice weekly on Wednesday night and on Saturday night, same time, same fat channel. And the wonderful thing about if you follow Rick on Spotify, um, when you hit that follow button,

Speaker: It shows up there on your library list of all with all your other playlists and all that stuff. So, and then if you watch or listen to the program, as much as I do, he's up there in the front with all the other most viewed playlists that you play. So thank you, sir. Very few commercials, not like, not like YouTube that likes to give you a commercial every three minutes. Um, we are, we are not monetized yet. So.

Speaker: But once again, the wonderful thing about Spotify is, is if you can't make it to the live showing of the podcast, all shows are uploaded to watch at your convenience via streaming, because I cannot always make all the lives either. So there is no minute to wait, there is no worry, no hassle. Glick makes it easy for you. Listen at your time, your pace, and your speed.

Speaker: follow, and watch. It is the Glixter's. I know. I appreciate all that. My head's going to be too big to fit through my doorway to get into my bedroom tonight. It's not the Glixter. It is nonsensical nonsense. Well, Jessica, just so you know, you go to bed at 8 o 'clock on Wednesday nights. We go live at Wednesday's at 6 o 'clock.

Speaker: because I too try to go to bed early on Wednesdays because I get up at four o 'clock in the morning. So Mike is in here. He was like, Mike is ready to take over. Jeff, I hope you hear this episode. I hope you're listening to this and I hope you understand that there is a man in the wings that is ready, willing and able and is actually going to take a load off of my bag. I can unload this backpack that is on my bag.

Speaker: And I don't have to stress so hard because, as I said, this podcast, and as I said, as much as it is a dream of mine and I'm not bitching in any way, shape, or form, outside of my normal job, I spend a lot of time on this podcast with

Speaker: the prep, the editing, the posting, the promotion, the social media. Now we don't post as nearly as much as I want to, but I've kind of locked in on Twitter because Twitter is the best place as far as promotion and it's free and people follow you. And I've gotten into a podcast community that is amazing. And shout out to Twitter. For you guys, I've seen your,

Speaker: Retweets and stuff tonight. I see you guys listening. I See you guys watching. Thank you guys And I'm gonna say this now and I need to say it earlier in the podcast But a special shout out to Ian because each and every week

Speaker: There's a gentleman on Twitter, Ian in Scotland, who throws us in there as the best podcast that he listens to every week and he shouts us out. So I need to make sure I shot him out at the beginning of the show with his actual Twitter name, but his name's Ian. I shot at him a couple of weeks ago or a week or so back. Um, you know, we, I,

Speaker: I want to say I, but we could not do this with nonsensical nonsense about you guys. I'm flabbergasted. I'm blown away at the fact that, um, as I said earlier, the last like five episodes alone have gotten like 70 or 80 listens, which blew my mind that people actually listened to this podcast. And they don't give you a listen just because somebody listened to for a minute of the show. They only give you a listen when somebody listens all the way through. So it blows my mind.

Speaker: You have to listen to the entire three hours. But yeah, that's the beautiful thing about podcasts. You know, you put your earbuds in, you go wash the dishes, you know, uh, bathe the kids, you know, tell the kids, you know, that do their homework and, and cook dinner. You know, I, I work while I listen to the podcast and, and, uh, you just let the stuff play. And, and, you know, it is, it is the power of 10. If you can share.

Speaker: Podcasts of 10 people they share the 10 people now they got 20 and that's how you say they're working It is a brand and it will it will it will shoot off You say 10 I say you say I say you tell one person and one person that likes it and they tell another person But you know, I do put a lot of hard work into this. I don't talk about it too often But I do put all behind the scenes. I do put a lot of work behind the scenes. I I

Speaker: There are certain aspects I need to get better at. And I'm working on it, but I enjoy it. I have fun. I look forward to doing this show. Like I said, we do it twice a week. One day, if we start making money off of it, that's awesome. But at the end of the day, this is my outlet. This is my release. This is where I can come and I can put all the crap

Speaker: behind me. War, kids, politics, COVID, whatever it is, all the bullshit. I can put it behind me for three hours, twice a week, and I can come on here and I can have fun. You guys can come in and hang out with us. You guys can listen to us. I've started trying to make our

Speaker: for those who listen on Spotify and whatnot. We put questions in there. We put polls, I put polls in there. I put questions in there so you can still interact. I'm trying to think of new ideas that we can do on the show that allows you guys to be interactive on social media and stuff like that. So, you know, this is my baby. This has become my baby. And it's something that I enjoy. So I hope you guys,

Speaker: as bad as some of the show's sound and whatnot. Hope you guys can see that and hear that, that I, cause she's my baby. Well, I, uh, well, Jessica, uh, first of all, I do not have Twitter. Um, maybe I should get it, but if I get it, it would only be too far. Um, but, uh, but

Speaker: Jessica asked if I did a segment called Rumor Has It. Now it is not my show and that would be up to the Glickster if he would want me to do a bit called Rumor Has It. Every time you call me the Glickster I feel like I should start striking the whole poses and be like

Speaker: get in this ring and we're gonna, we're gonna beat down like you ain't never had it, brother. I mean, I mean, we have talked about, a buddy of mine asked about doing the top 10.

Speaker: I told him that if he wanted to, he could totally do it, but he had to, you know, he'd come on, much like we did with Pops, you come on, do your segment, and get the fuck out. Not necessarily that harsh. But I mean, absolutely. Pitch the rumor has it. What is the rumor has it? You don't have to do it here right now. But absolutely, I mean, we can make time in the show where we can bring you on for a couple minutes and do a rumor has it.

Speaker: Well, well, yes, the macho man, Randy Glick, I'm telling you, snapping to a syngem, brother. Well, yeah, you'll slap into a symptom. That's thinking with your dipstick, brother. Yeah. So, you know, I'm constantly, I'm a dude. I have, I have notes on my phone. I've got a whole, I've got so many ideas that might be easier.

Speaker: So this is, and maybe we should have discussed this while actually on the podcast, but what might be - Jeff and I braced over a lot out here. For the people that are, that you would want to just do a segment, but you don't necessarily want for the whole thing, you have them pre -record it and then you - You don't have much more work that creates for me. And when you're ready to put it on, like you do with the music, when you're ready to put it on, then you just do it. They don't have to have their face.

Speaker: you know just your audio. You know how much more work that creates for me. I can't make it a hundred percent easy for you. Well no, it would be like we do two shows a week so it could be like a once a week segment. Anyways, we can brainstorm. Like I said, as it stands right now I've got to have a conversation with Jeffrey and

Speaker: That's a great thing about nonsensical nonsense is that we're still trying to find our our way our niche our niche I Realized that English is your second language because your first thing language was Glickish so it's cave bed. Yeah, Glickish cave bed, whatever

Speaker: You know, but like I said, as of right now, we're still there. Yeah. As of right now, we're still there early stages. It's it's it's we're we're finding our footing. We try things out every all the time. So but, you know, that's enough behind the scenes for you guys tonight. Because Michael, Michael, Michael. Yes, sir. I got to find it.

Speaker: Oh God, where's it at? Where's this? Nope, that's not him. That's the other podcasters. He drives me crazy. I love that dude to death, but he makes my brain hurt. Well, I sure I do the same thing. So it's okay. And for the record, I am not trying to take Jeff's job. So I'm not trying to take Jeff's job, but when Jeff can't be there, I'm more than happy to fill in for him.

Speaker: for the record. For the record. I'm not going to say that. Never mind. Hey, there's a filter. Hey, my filter's back. Oh, yes. We have done it. We have achieved filterism. Anyways, it is. I do have a shit. You know what? You let me forget. I was going to do one of the black top Mojo's cover songs for you in the last break. Anyways,

Speaker: We'll do it in the aftershow. Right. In the aftershow shenanigans, I'll play a little something for you. Absolutely, that sounds amazing.

Speaker: But for right now, we're going to roll into a supersized edition of The Top 10. And I got the intro. It's my Top 10 because it's my show and I do everything and I have a microphone. So here's my fucking Top 10, you stupid prick. I'm such a narcissistic prick. Yes, it is the super -sized Top 10. It's a glitch.

Speaker: You can do it weathers. It's a clean. That'd be, that'd be that weather's like 99 % chance in Pennsylvania. It's fucking snowing. Back to you, Glick. Well, in the top 10, the supersized top 10 that I have for you guys tonight is a top 10 best random sentences. Now this is a supersized top 10. So I'm not giving you 10. I'm giving you 25. All right. Hold on.

Speaker: Actually, I've got you, I've got to get my stretches. Yeah. Actually, I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you 24 because half of the words in the number 25, I can't pronounce. All right. So in the, in the number, number 24, the most random as sentences is Hey, or hi, that duck over there. All righty then.

Speaker: Just random ass sentences that you can say at any given moment in time. I like number 23. I like bologna sandwiches. I do like bologna sandwiches. I don't like bologna.

Speaker: It's disgusting. Have you ever fried bologna? Yeah. Have you ever fried bologna? Like fried bologna sandwiches and then put like some mustard on it with some cheese? Have you not heard me? Have you not seen me and heard my voice? Yes, my country ass has eaten fried bologna sandwiches. I don't know why I don't like bologna because it's basically the same exact ingredients that are in our hot dogs. Hot dogs? And I'll eat the shit out of hot dogs. You know what I mean? Yeah, right? You just don't like...

Speaker: I understand that you like me, that's in penis form. It's okay. All right. 23. I feel like you're judging. I feel like you're judging. I didn't bring you out here to judge me. No, I'm not judging you. I'm not judging you. Number 22. I said, don't enter the rabbit hole. Now you have the salad. Damn. That's what every girl I've ever

Speaker: Benwitt has told me, fuck. Always follows. Shit. Hold on to the rabbit hole. Now you have a salvage of fat fuck. Number 21. Speaking of girls, a rabbit hole. Summer likes when I enter her rabbit hole. I'm just saying.

Speaker: All right, thank you for that. Moving on. Go ahead. There's a picture for you. You're saying, is it in there, baby? Do you like it? Can you feel it? Can you feel what the quick is giving you?

Speaker: Number 21, the sparkly lamp ate a pillow and then punched Larry. That feels like it should be in a story. Probably should be. I feel bad for Larry. I do. How high are you that you get punched by a lamp? Everybody, let's take a few seconds for Larry and go, oh. A moment of silence for Larry. He was so high he got punched by a lamp.

Speaker: Number 20. All right. Moving on. I mean, tree. That's, I mean, wow. Tree. Wow. Precisely. Number 19. The China, the China, what the fuck? The China connects the Furby and the toilet. You know what? I feel like that's an accurate statement.

Speaker: feel like most of these sentences come from people who partake in them. Mary Joanna. Well, the thing is, is, you know, have you seen what these new toilets can do? I mean, the three buttons, the three buttons that are on the, you know, if you're a guy, you don't want to hit the middle button because that's a tampon remover, but they'll sprinkle your ass, they'll powder it for you. Like all kinds of good stuff. So I feel like, you know,

Speaker: And then why not, why not Bluetooth it to a furry where the furry can, you know, give positive statements while you're doing your business and who doesn't want to go, you're my friend while you're taking a dump. Who doesn't need that in their life? Precisely. And it's all because of China. Furry or furry or Furby?

Speaker: I don't know, but it sounds like that means. I like where I like what Jessica sink and she said new merch clicks face on the t -shirt with the words tree. Tree. Tree. That was number 25, but we're not going to deal with we're not going to lay on that one long.

Speaker: All right. Back to the list. Where are we? Number 25. I could not pronounce number 18. What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing? Only if, um, I don't like blue cheese. That cool is writing it. I don't like blue cheese. I don't really like blue cheese dressing either. Well,

Speaker: Number seven, number 17. Once again, that's one of the things my daughter, Catherine, likes Lucci's dressing. That's another part. I feel like if it's just disgusting, she likes it because she likes eating like squid testicles or I don't know, she likes eating like squid things. Your daughter. So basically, Jessica, you want a shirt with this goofy ass face on it, holding a beer.

Speaker: Hold on, we got to get the label out there. We're not going to put the label out there unless the beer company is paying us. So what do you want to ask for? You want the tree? Tree. Yes. Yes. Tree. Let's make that happen. I would buy that shirt. I would buy that shirt. Jesus, I was thinking, oh, this is just it moved on from Mary Jane to LSD. Well, the trick won't get any better from here with number 17.

Speaker: The cheese grater shaved my butt skin off. Whoa. Wow. That would hurt. You know what I can't stand is washing a cheese grater. Because it always rips up my sponges. That's why I don't own a cheese grater. Do it with a toothbrush.

Speaker: Jessica, you work up a design and I have somebody who makes shirts and we will make that shirt happen. I guess that she will buy and promote that shirt. Can I have a shirt with me on it that says pineapple? We don't have safe words at nonsensical nonsense. We don't believe in them. No, there's no safe words. Safe words are for Biden vote. I mean,

Speaker: I digress. Number 16 is look destruction. I love that sentence. I am going to adopt that sentence. That's going to be like my Monday morning post picture on Snapchat. Look, who gives a fuck about good morning? It's just going to be look and it's me destruction.

Speaker: In all honesty, in all honesty, the Snapchat messages that I get from you, I would much rather prefer the, look, distractions over the good morning.

Speaker: I don't give you that. I do not give you that. It's so weird. I don't know how to respond. I mean, I usually don't have a shirt on, but... Yeah, I don't know how to respond. At 6 o 'clock in the morning, when I get a Snapchat from you in your shirtless making a kissy face and you tell me good morning, I don't know how to respond to that.

Speaker: smoke. Is that why it takes six hours for you to send me a message? Yes. Yeah, because because you have to drink a pot of coffee before you're like, you're like, I'm confused.

Speaker: I'm confused, I have an awkward boner and I just don't know how to, I reevaluate my life decisions and I go through and I double check my friends and I'm like, why am I friends with these people? Should I not be friends with these people? What am I doing with my life? Should I go to college when I got out of high school? Maybe I should have worn a condom that one time. Why does my penis burn when I pee? I'm doing all this stuff when you send me that Snapchat every morning.

Speaker: Blue Steel. Yeah. That's the picture. See? Now I have to pee sitting down. Exactly. Every time. Every time. I have to do that too sometimes because my bathroom isn't big enough. I got this little bathroom and tell me about your bathroom. I'm going to go for it. The one time I was one time I was drunk, I actually had to open the door, pee from like right here.

Speaker: to reach inside the toilet. It was actually, that was like some Hawkeye shit, actually. That was some definite Hawkeye shit, because there was some definite bending around the wall. It was crazy. Now I have to pee sitting down. All right, and Gwick just left me, and that subject wasn't supposed to hit the go -go gadget piss. Right? Go -go penis.

Speaker: You see, I told you, I told you I was gonna go fry some chicken. Anyways, I look forward to the Snapchats that are, look, distraction! Yes, I will definitely do that from now on. Yes, it's like, sold! Yes! Put that on a goddamn t -shirt. Yeah, totally!

Speaker: Tree! We do tree on the front and on the back. Look, distraction. We're like Batman and Robin. Bright. Holy rusty Batman.

Speaker: I will, I don't, that's gonna be my response to Mike's distract, every time Mike's Snapchat's me in the morning and says look distraction, I'm gonna go, tree! From now on. It's never gonna end. It's never gonna end. That will go on forever. But Jessica off your head. I don't even know what my Snapchat is.

Speaker: It's the Glitch Show. Oh shit, I just gave up. If you send him any penis pictures, he will save that account. But if you send him boobies, you're blocked. I'm just letting him. You can't do what I did to Jeff. I did that to Jeff when Jeff got on Snapchat. And by the way, if you listen to this and you like to send penis pics on Snapchat, feel free to add ktkmproductions

Speaker: Snapchat and send all your penis pics to KTKM Productions. He loves them. Loves them. Loves them. He especially loves when you say, good morning, penis. Penis. I don't know if you've had your cup of coffee yet, but penis.

Speaker: You know, nothing wakes you up in the morning than a cup of joe and a penis in your face. Oh, Mike showed his penis. I'm glad I never got that. It's only three inches long, but it gets the job done. God damn, why don't you just brag a little bit more, Mr. 30 inches of goddamn jackhammer over here. All right.

Speaker: You know, that's the bad part. You can't, you know, I did some research on that shit. You, you know, a woman could go off and get a boob job as big as they want. Doesn't matter. A man gets a penis job. You have a 50, 50 percent chance of that shit fucking working afterwards. So we're pretty much just stuck with whatever God gave us. Because who wants to get the penis enlargement with a 50, 50 shot?

Speaker: Hey, you know, I got a nine inch stick now, but it don't work. I got that penis enlargement surgery. Now we know how to cancel the show. Trust me. You didn't get all the wrong good luck. Well, I mean, I got tired of three years. Some research. Dagnatic? Yeah. As Liam Neeson said in Taken, I have a particular set of skills. That's right. Let's see. Those are my skills. I got to make it. I have to give it.

Speaker: Now she just put our secret out there for the whole world. My V2. The editing. The editing. Yeah, editing. Let's edit it out. Anyways, number 15. Number 15. Metallica ate a hairy gorilla with purple nipples and then swapped a red tree with fire. Breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast.

Speaker: You know what, I can see that happening. I mean, all the drugs that Metallica has done. I don't fucking like Metallica. Metallica's a shitty band. Yeah, my ex -wife likes Metallica, so I hate them. Yeah, she needs to be punched in her ears. Never mind. My filter is broken again. I don't like Metallica. I never like Metallica because I'm a Megadeth fan.

Speaker: Yeah. And I think Metallica is a bunch of sellout posers and Megadeth is. They only did that one song that I liked and I think that I think it's called Unforgiven and then the rest of it's just garbage. I do like, I do like Unforgiven. I mean, Metallica has done a couple of songs that I like, but you know, they're just fucking. They're a cookie cutter band. They're there. That's what they are. They're a cookie cutter band.

Speaker: They, they look like an eighties rock band that everybody else did. So they like a recycled rock band. Yeah. They were, they now, and they have suck half, and then they don't write their own songs. And, and well, they're like the great value of rock and roll. They were, they were cookie cutter back then. And then when times changed, they, they, they, they changed and it

Speaker: and like change their style and everything like that where, like I said, I'm a Megadeth fan and Megadeth has been Megadeth since Megadeth started.

Speaker: I mean, there's nothing better than when you hear Megadeth and you like their music and then when you see their lead singer who looks like an Irish Catholic through and through and it's like, holy shit, Dave Mustaine looks like that and he sings like this? What the fuck is going on?

Speaker: Red hair long as can be fucking rocking his ass off, man. Yeah. Moving on. The lead singer Metallica looks like he can put on a suit as soon as the show's over with. The lead singer Metallica looks like he can get his ass kicked by Glick. I mean, number 14 on the list is, uh, my nose is a communist. Okay.

Speaker: That must come from China. Just leave that alone. Number 13. Yeah, we'll just leave that as it is. Number 13, there's a purple mushroom in my backyard screaming, tacos! All right. I wish I had a purple mushroom. I wish I had a backyard.

Speaker: I'm the only thing better than a purple mushroom in my backyard screaming tacos is if that said purple mushroom would bring me tacos and purple mushroom and I could eat mushrooms together or tacos, not mushrooms, Freudian slip. Sorry. Freudian slip. Freudian slip. I want to eat tacos with a purple mushroom. Okay. I don't want to eat the purple taco.

Speaker: Okay, can we move on from that now? All right, all right. After the show, we'll get purple mushrooms, okay? Well, let's shift for the love of God! Move on. I've never, just, just, just purple, purple fagas. Okay, all right. We'll see about this, I've never had mushrooms. Look, at the top, purple, you don't eat it. That's the rules of life.

Speaker: You don't eat purple or blue tacos. Don't eat a blue waffle. Normal. Do not eat a blue waffle. Eat a purple taco. Why did you bring up that word? Why? Eat a purple taco. The only reason a taco is purple. The only reason a taco is purple is because it's been beat up properly. And you should definitely eat it because at the end of the day. And you don't want to be behind that because you know you didn't do it. So you don't want to. Oh my lantern. You know, you know,

Speaker: If the taco was purple, it wasn't because of you. It was because of Big John down the street. See, don't you? It was. It was. I got 300 pounds behind his six foot two frame. I could have made a taco purple. You don't have enough torque for a purple taco. You know this. You don't have the stamina for that. I digress, sir. I digress, sir. You drink beer. You're done in five seconds. Objection. Objection. You can't handle the truth.

Speaker: Number 12. Don't touch my crayons. My crayons. They smell like glue. That's a rule of life. You don't touch the crayons. And if you ask my kids, that's like a death sentence. Like I have seen physical fights from touching their crayons. Seen it. Witnessed it. Still got the bill from the hospital.

Speaker: There's a long back train. All right. No, I officially ruined this show because I have some in your podcast. Moving on. Number 11. Well, that's not necessarily true because I not only in the episode in our, uh, our first get it out, Blake, get it out.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, no, it wasn't. Our first guest ever was Rocky. Rock Lee. You know who Rocky is. You know Rocky. Yes. He was our first ever guest. Rock Lee of EDM Combat, who does the intro music to this podcast. If you don't know who he is, go on TikTok and search EDM Combat, and you'll find him. He's amazing.

Speaker: Rocky was our first ever guest on the show. So me having Rocky on here and I put him on the spot, I made him sing. Well, because I made him sing, he tried to put Jeff and I on the spot. Well, then I jumped on Rocky's bandwagon and we got Jeff to sing on the podcast. Oh, I have never sang on the podcast and Jeff is so but heard about it because we got him to sing.

Speaker: But rocky rocky sang and he sang John Legend. Oh my god Anyways number 11 number 11 rocky is dude. I love rocky. That's my dude I love that guy to death and this motherfucker so talented

Speaker: Christmas carols sing a Christmas carol Michael. Let me finish this top 10. Let me finish this top 10 and we'll see if we can get Michael to sing a Christmas carol. Come on whatever I don't fucking sing. You just sang on the podcast. Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Number 11. Screw World Peace. I want a pony Michael.

Speaker: I'm just saying. Was that said on a, on a, on a beauty pageant? No, the actual, the actual sentence was screw all peace. I want a pony. I just added the, uh, Michael part because I want a pony, Mike. Mike, can I have a pony? Will you give me a pony? Sure. Um, I'll have to, I'll heard it here. He's going to get me a pony. Mike's going to get me a pony. I mean, I'm sure I can find a stuffed animal somewhere for, you know,

Speaker: Just give me a pony rifle. I want a pony, Michael. Great. Pony's for everyone. Oh, she said you'll be a pony. You nasty countdown. This isn't the time nor the place for that. That's in the actor party, Jess. I don't have a straw. I don't have a straw. I'm going to throw a box of straws at her. Here's the straws, you thirsty bitch.

Speaker: Make sure it's paper straws, not plastic. We don't want to hurt any turtles. I'm saving the sea. I'm saving the sea turtles. Well, Michael, believe it or not, we finally made it into the top 10. 45 minutes. Let's go. Well, this is, this is the nonsensical nonsense where Glick was drunk before you started the show. It is. Hey, how's it going guys? You look really lonely.

Speaker: Don't worry, you're my friend. It's Christmas. But I have you anyways. So I was talking to my beach lattes. Number 10, in the top 10, we finally made it to the top 10. Thank you for noticing this list. You're noticing has been noticed, Michael. Tree! Tree! Look, distraction.

Speaker: Distraction! Number nine. Cloth. Number nine. Yo, cloth is yum like paper. Wait, what? Can I read that again? That was said by a Yale student. Cloth is yum like paper. I bet you he eats Tide Pods too.

Speaker: I live on the second story and I'm gonna throw myself off the window. It's been great doing the show with you, Mike. Bye. Wicked numbness said my brain twitched. Jessica has... I have a migraine. I feel like a sentence gave me... gave me a Forest Whitaker eye.

Speaker: I told Jeff that the other night he lost his mind. I don't know what we were arguing about, but I was like, dude, you gave me four with a wittaker eye. Number eight, we can only go up from number nine. I really hope we can only go up from number nine, folks. Banana error. Banana error. I feel like we're on a downhill slope from here on.

Speaker: Where's Bob? We need to get off the plane and go to DC. Bob, bring us nonsensical nonsense. Number three, we're going to space because I want to leave this fucking ride. Oh. Number seven, if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

Speaker: Just gonna leave that where it lies. Number six, every day a great licks a friendly cow. Wait a minute. Number five again, every day licks a friendly cow. I didn't make this list. I just found this list. I mean, I can get into the adhesive for it. If you don't call your wife a cow. I mean, geez. Do you consider yourself a grape?

Speaker: I mean, I have been referred to as grape ape, which then they turned into vape ape back in the day on my periscope because my periscope used to be vape and chill. And they were like, Glick looks like grape ape because I was wearing a purple shirt. And they're like, oh, he's vape ape. And has been since immortalized in a meme. Why did I tell that story? I don't know why you did.

Speaker: Kind of confused by that as well. Do you know who Great Pape is? I don't know who we are. Are we on number seven? No, we're on number five. Do you know who Great Pape is? No. It was, uh, Great Pape. Uh, fucking, uh, Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Looney Lo

Speaker: more familiar in the story. The fuck has got to run to the Neo fuse. You got to go talk to fucking Keanu Reeves in The Matrix. Hey, you know what? That man is that movie was expected better. All right. Did you watch? Did you watch the newest one? Yeah. On HBO Max. I'm so glad that I didn't. Was it super woke?

Speaker: I heard it was because you know that the brothers who created the matrix and directed it and produced it and all that. Yeah. They're now sisters. They're now sisters. Like they both transitioned. Oh wow. Okay. And I heard that the new matrix was super woke. I want to say it was super woke. There was some aspects that I didn't understand. I do know that. I don't know if I want to tell too much of the movie.

Speaker: Yeah, don't tell too much. Hey Mike, can I ask you a question? Sure. For number five. Okay. Did you know that llamas eat sexy paperclips? Whoa, that's so much better than regular normal paperclips. Because me personally, if I'm gonna eat a paperclip, the bitch better be sexy. What? No normal paperclips for me.

Speaker: And nobody got time for normal paperclips. Number four, on a scale from one to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet, Michael? Favorite color of the alphabet on a scale of one to 10. Did that come out of the SAT for, for, for, for schools now? Okay. First of all, look at me and listen to my voice. Do you ever think I took the SAT? Do you even, do you even think I know what an SAT is?

Speaker: I mean, someone probably told you to take an SAT and you said I'm satin now. Why do I need a satin later? This is a very accurate statement. You're not wrong. You are not wrong. I don't want a satin later. I'm satin now. I'm satin now, you silly sumbitch. Leave me the fuck alone. God damn.

Speaker: This is Jessica failed. Number three. A demonic Starbucks napkin stole my goldfish crackers. You know what, though? That happens. Listen here, you goddamn demonic Starbucks napkin. I swear to Christ. I will call Sam and Dean right now. Keep playing with me. Keep playing with me. Demonic napkin. I feel like all Starbucks are in nature.

Speaker: so hey hey mike you want to hear a really sexy sound you want to hear the most one like not the most but one of the most sexiest sounds in the world hold on hold on let me get ready for it hold on hold on leave your shirt on you son of a bitch i'm leaving my shirt on i'm ready are you ready give me that most sexy sound oh shit can't stand up shit oh god clean your mess up you dirty whore i can't stand up can't stand up shit

Speaker: Hold on, hold on. I got paper towels right here. Hold on, hold on. Here's a towel you filthy whore. Jessica said, Jessica said, what was that again? A demonic star, a demonic Starbucks napkin stole my goldfish crackers was number three. I like Jessica's answer. She says my answer is green. But, but Jessica.

Speaker: but green is not a letter of the alphabet. Green is not a letter of the alphabet. You're both wrong. You didn't understand the question. You didn't understand the assignment. So you got to make a TikTok sentence. I didn't understand the assignment. Green 14, that's numbers. Alphabet is letters, Jessica. Grand 14. Grand 14.

Speaker: Okay, I'm done. You're done. Yeah, you're canceled. I canceled. Jessica's canceled. Cancel! I love that guy. Cancel culture. I love that guy. That guy on TikTok is so funny. Cancel! Don't yell at me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We're not yelling. Hey, Jessica. Look, distraction. Tree.

Speaker: Number two, Jesus Christ. Number two, I stepped on the cornflake. Michael, now I'm a serial killer.

Speaker: Cornflakes are a thing. Cornflakes are a thing, God damn it. Cornflakes lives matter. That made my head hurt. That made my head hurt. My head is hurting. Oh my God. CLM. Cornflake lives matter. Wow. Oh man. There's lights, bright lights in my forehead. Don't go towards the light, Michael.

Speaker: Don't go, go, go. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. Oh, wow. The cornflakes follow your grandfather's feet. What weird deliverance world do you live in, Jessica? Boink, blink. All right.

Speaker: Wow, that went through me for a loop. Holy shit. Look, distraction. Tree. Holy mistletoe is Batman. Look, distraction. Tree. Someone says mistletoe, I have pucker.

Speaker: Somebody says good morning, you fucking pucker. I just want to, so many times I want to respond back to this. Jessica's like, don't ask questions. Mistletoe. So many times I want to respond back on Snapchat. Mike, I don't know how to respond to this. Why are you giving me duck lips and telling me good morning?

Speaker: It's like, oh my God, Mike said, good morning. Here's my nipples. I don't want your salami. Number one on possibly one of the longest. Wait a minute. That wasn't number one. Number one is one. My head hurt on number two. Hold on. Number one. Number one is I'm so blue. I'm greener than purple.

Speaker: What? I am so blue, I am greener than purple. Okay, that one was high. That one was stone. Was that something by the guy that had the cocaine taped on his dick? Was that that guy? Well, you wouldn't want to know about the guy who had the cocaine and the methamphetamine duct taped on his dick outside of the fact that apparently he was hung like an elephant's trunk.

Speaker: Does he ingest those... Does he ingest those drugs through his penis snout? My head hurts. This is what I do, Mike. This is what I do. This is what I do. This is why I'm the greatest host of the greatest podcast nobody's ever heard of. As long as you're not looking at your fiance's body, we can get through it.

Speaker: And the picture wasn't even in her body, it was her face. She's amazing, man. She's beautiful. I love her. Oh my gosh, she's so hot. She'll be up here next Friday. Well, she better be. You're marrying her. Oh yeah. She'll be up here next Friday at the minute. So we're not going to do a podcast next Friday? Is it going to be me and Jeff? No, we don't do a podcast on Friday. You're going to be busy. No, no, typically, typically,

Speaker: Typically when she's here, we don't do, I don't do a podcast. Um, we just kind of X, nay. I mean, you and Jeff can do it if you want, if you can get Jeff to show up. I can't get Jeff to show up on a regular basis, let alone randomly. Maybe, maybe next Saturday, the special guest host will be a summer. Hey, there you go.

Speaker: Why not? Yeah, you two should definitely deal with it. Let the world introduce the world to Mrs. Glick. Mrs. Nonsenseical Nonsense. Trust me, the world has met the future Mrs. Nonsenseical Nonsense Glick. Yeah. And the world liked, liked. Oh, yeah. That was a very... When you announced it on TikTok, that was a very popular

Speaker: I was like, well, I mean, I feel like we're like screaming. Yes. Except for one person. The question is, are we going to bring up who the one person is? I don't even know who the one person is. Who's the one person? Chris. Actually, let's bring that up in the after party. We'll talk about who the one person is. Cause I don't know who the one person is.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Let's talk about a little TikTok. Yeah, let's talk about it. Our best buddy. Yeah, he's our best friend. The fakest, fakest motherfucker on the planet. Yeah, no, he's so good. Thirsty. Dude, he's so thirsty, dude. Oh, my God. OK, anyways. Yeah, we'll talk about that outside of here. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

Speaker: Dude, do not be Taka Taka G because he got shot in the face. Who? Die hard. The president of the at Nakatomi Towers. Remember Mr. Taka G? Oh, yeah. And Hans Gruber is like, I'm going to give you the count of three. There will not be a number four. And he was like, one.

Speaker: Two and mr. Taco was like I do not know there's nothing that I can do and he was like three Jessica's like I want to be nosy Well Jessica, are you a tick -tock? Yes, she is We like to talk shit about this ass club Every time every time

Speaker: He's got more respect in his little toe than I do in my entire body. It's all in his fucking head though. Well, the thing about respect is you can't give yourself respect. You give yourself honor. So how could he have more respect in his little toe? Well, just nonsensical, nonsensical underscore nonsense on TikTok. It's that easy.

Speaker: Basically, if you go into your little Google bar, or if you say, hey Siri, hey, Google assistant, hey, watch, you wanna see a really cool magic trick? Watch this, Mike. Oh, we're doing magic. Yeah, call me magic. Take that, Harry Potter. Not to confuse me with Channing Tatum. I like Channing Tatum. I don't know why people shit on him. I like Channing Tatum.

Speaker: I mean, outside of like, I've never seen the magic mic or anything like that, but he was good in 21 Jump Street and 22 Jump Street. Yeah, he was funny as shit in those movies. And those dance movies. And then there's also really good in G .I. Joe. So if you go to if you go to Spotify and you say, hey, Spotify, play nonsensical nonsense.

Speaker: Sure. Nonsenseical nonsense. Hey y 'all, it's Glick from Nonsenseical Nonsense. And if you haven't heard about it yet, it's the easiest way to make a podcast. Whether you're new to the game or you're a seasoned veteran, it's free to download. There's creation tools that allow you to record any good fun. Come down Glick from your narcissistic asshole. Nobody wants to hear your stupid ass face voice. But if you also go to, like if you got Google assistance or, um,

Speaker: or a Siri. Uh, nonsensical nonsense. According to dictionary .com, having little or no meaning, making little or no sense, a baby's babbling is appealingly nonsensical. Foolish, senseless, fatuous, or absurd, his nonsensical behavior was unusual for such a serious person. I hate you. Just so you know, I hate you so much.

Speaker: Whoa, you got told by Siri. Damn. What was the Siri? That was my Google assistance. But anyways, if you do that, you got told by Google. If you go down there and in one of the first videos that comes up is. Now I can't get it to turn off. That that was by far the go go Power Rangers is the best

Speaker: Saturday morning TV show music ever It does make a lot of sense because and that's why this and in for the last 17 years When I wanted to get into radio and do radio or do podcasts, you know, whatever Nonsense go nonsense It was Don't believe I wanted my show to be

Speaker: Really? The Green Ranger may be the Green Ranger. I'm not going to be gay for the first time this entire show, the Pink Ranger. You know, the Pink Ranger was, okay, it was the Yellow Ranger was actually a dude. I would believe that if that was true, but... No, the Yellow Ranger. All right, so...

Speaker: well -known fact about the Power Rangers was the Power Rangers was in fact two shows that the American actors never fought in any of the Power Ranger episodes up until they started making movies. The fighting sequences were all edits from the Japanese TV show and it was called Humor Hayamiana and they would take those

Speaker: They would take those fight sequences and write a story around that. And then they would have the American actors, um, you know, do their act. So they did have cautions, like whenever they were in their base and they were wearing the cautions, but that was it. Everything else, all the fighting and all that stuff that was all cut and paste. So they, they actually never fought with their uniforms until they made that, that movie.

Speaker: Nope. I see her lips moving. Is it because I have such full and voluptuous lips that you can't, you're just drawn in by them and you just can't understand the words because tree. Look, distraction. I'm pretty drunk. You could at least say hi or comment or something.

Speaker: Summer keeps popping in, but she's not said hello at all tonight. Hey, Summer. Jeff says, what up, bro? What's up, dude? Jeff's like on this whole, if you're dating my friend, you're not a woman. You're a dude. I don't understand that. I don't understand it. Is that number 25?

Speaker: Anyways, that is the conclusion of the one, one, one of the longest supervised. I thought I, I thought I struggled. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. At least you show up. So you got that going for you. I didn't mean to be a struggle.

Speaker: You're not a struggle. Actually it was fun man. No, no, like I said, that's the top 10. I mean, basically the show, the show is, we're gonna, we've reached a limit, not that our show has a limit, but I try to keep it at a certain limit to, you know, for when I, when I edit and post and all that stuff, because it is tough.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, you know what happens. Um, but, uh, no, I do. I appreciate you coming in, man. I, it was fun. It was, it was, this was awesome tonight. Uh, yeah, especially on super short notice. I mean, I don't know where I was just like,

Speaker: You just randomly sent me a text yesterday that was like, Hey, by the way, I got a question for you. And you're like, Hey, when I got that, I was like, um, no, I will. I know it's Christmas at all. I will not milk you. I do not. Hey Fokker. Hey Fokker. I got nipples. Can you milk me? Mike was thirsty. Yeah, thanks.

Speaker: Well, he did get his, I did, I did like community service. Jessica, you're right. This was, this was my make a wish. I, um, you know, I, I, I gave to the less fortunate and I, I, uh, I, um, tree. Every time you say tree, I look over to the right. This is like, why? I gotta, I gotta start going tree.

Speaker: Damn it. Look, distraction. Now, when I say true, you have to say look, distraction. Oh, OK. All right. All right. Now, now I know what we're doing. But no, honestly, in all honesty, Blick, I talked to you a few weeks ago and said, if you ever needed a co -host, I'd be happy to fill in, especially after the actual first episode of Non -Cysical Nonsense.

Speaker: that I listened to was with just you without Jeff. And it was a lot of fun. I can die happy now. So you will not see me tomorrow because I will be dead because my wish is not fulfilled. There's no reason to move on anymore. Well, before you die, let's continue this nonsense on to TikTok. All right. All right. I still got it.

Speaker: That's Joe's song, Joe's song Glock. It's not Glick. Glock, you silly, you silly little bitch. It's Glick. It's Glick. Say it with some Glick. Say it like, say it with your chest. Glick. Say it with your chest. Glick. Don't worry, don't worry. The Glock I have been, I have

Speaker: friends of mine for a year, why, I don't like to say fans, and I don't like to say followers, I say friends. Like you called me a fool, thanks a lot. That was more for aesthetics. You know, sometimes as a radio, as a podcast host, you have to say things and do things appropriately, so I mean. Yeah.

Speaker: but I did announce you multiple times as a big dog, my brother from another mother who, well, it's the big dog, the big dog. But what the hell was I talking about? What the hell were we talking about? I don't know why, I don't know why my face is red. I don't know why my face is red. Anyways.

Speaker: Let us see it to the show. Let us see it to the street. Yes. Let us see it as a dumpster fire. Let me out show this properly. Mike, you have a very important job with the end of the show. Okay. So the official song, the official ender, when the show is over, is Blacktop Mojo's Wicked Woman. Now there's a part in the song

Speaker: Again, guys, go follow Blacktop Mojo, go listen to their music, check them out, tell them Nonsense will Nonsense sent you all that jazz. But in this particular song, it's about a, it's, it's, it's about a wicked woman. But there's a partner song. They got a cut scene. I mean, yeah.

Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you go listen, if you go watch the director's cut of Wicked Woman, it, it, it explains the whole story. It's so cool. Um, but there's a partner song where one of the band members shoots another man member with a shotgun and he says, Oh shit, Chuck. So you'll hear me say, Oh shit, Chuck. And just after I say it, you'll say it. We're way off or way before the actual song, but that's just,

Speaker: It keeps the flow of the show. So when you hear me say, oh shit, Chuck, after I say it, you say it, and then they'll say it, and then the music will kick in, and it's fucking amazing. Okay. Great. Oh, my ass. No, he says, oh shit, Chuck. Just don't worry. Just like I said, I carry Jeff. I can carry your big ass. It's not that big of a deal. I'm heavy.

Speaker: You are heavy. My back is hurting. I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna need you to carry me on TikTok. Okay. I'm drunk. I'm drunk, so you gotta carry me.

Speaker: I'm blonde. There we go. We're all in the same boat, Jen. Great. Now I have, like, something that I have to do that, you know, if I fuck it up, the whole show's ruined. We gotta start over. Great. You're not gonna... Oh, my God. We better not start over. You're not gonna fuck up. It's so homework. It's easy. It's easy peasy. It's easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Forget about it, all right? All right. Just follow me. Just listen. Just listen to what I say.

Speaker: I don't know what the fuck I just said, but in my head, it was almost Italian, but not really. In my head, it was Marlon Brando and the Godfather all day. It was almost never that. Yeah. Well, fucking life happens, man. Same to the show. Thank you.

Speaker: Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys to the chatters box gesture the chatters box everybody that was chatting We addressed them as one the chatters box as a whole Okay, I know you have to I have to they came to see me you were just there fuck all of you

Speaker: But then they realized that I was the main event. I was the entree and you were a subpar appetizer. I'm used to being a snack and not a very good one at that. It's okay. It's okay. That's why I don't have the fiance and you do. I get it. My fiance settled. She settled for me and she can have so much better at the end of the day. I doubt that. You're a pretty straight up dude. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm going to be so hard on yourself. So. Ooh. Anyways, as I was saying. I'm the whole meal. I'm the whole meal and leftovers. You can be your whole fucking meal as long as the next time we're in Pennsylvania, you give me a case of Budweiser or England. I really don't care. That's the deal. Dinner for Mike or Mike is dinner. I don't care. And I get a case of beer. I'll leave him there. I'll tell Bob. Bob, we got to go.

Speaker: Thanks. Thanks. Just just leave me. We are not the Marines. We will leave a motherfucker behind. You know what happened? Yeah, what happened to no brother left behind. I see how it is. Alright. This is nonsensical nonsense. Not the goddamn United States Marine Corps. Go on devil.

Speaker: All right. But no, it all must be. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Shatter's box lively as always. We appreciate you guys. If you're listening to the replay, thank you very much. If you're not already, make sure you give us a follow on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok. You can join us live every Wednesday and Saturday night on Haps. That's our home base. YouTube, Twitch, Twitter, and Facebook. I think I got all those.

Speaker: And you can get every single episode of the podcast on

Speaker: Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcasts, basically anywhere and everywhere you get your podcasts and jollies from, all at Nonsenseical Nonsense. You can go to Spotify and simply say, Spotify, Play, Nonsenseical Nonsense. You can go to your Google, your Siri, whatever it is, ask for Nonsenseical Nonsense, we're there. You can also email us. I don't know why we have an email outside of just for social media, but if you wanna email us and tell Jeff that he sucks, you can do that at Nonsenseical Nonsense.

Speaker: Podcast at gmail .com. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out Mike a hundred percent Dude, this was awesome. Thank you. I love you, brother Love you, too, man. This is This is probably gonna come out the wrong way, but I kind of look forward to Jeff not showing up again

Speaker: This is a good show man. I appreciate you hanging out with me. I appreciate you filling in, especially last minute notice. I know we joked and we kid and we said this was make a wish or anything like that.

Speaker: In all honesty, to be 100 % real to you, this probably meant more to me than it meant to you at the end of the day. Because it allowed me to still do the show, not be by myself, and hang out with somebody that I truly do enjoy hanging out with and talking to, and bullshitting with, and all that jazz. So 100%, man, I appreciate it. Mucho gracias, señor. Whoa. Wow.

Speaker: I think after this podcast, I'm going to need about five minutes with a, with a, with a towel. And then, and then we will be in the after party on tech talk. Um, I will be at the after show under hashtag, uh, biscuits and gravy 85. So you enjoy, you enjoy yourselves and you guys have a good, good evening. And it was, uh, an honor. Um,

Speaker: It was an honor to be able to have the opportunity to come in and be a guest host. Hopefully I didn't screw it up too bad. No, you were awesome. And I like how you just kind of stepped in and you didn't come in here as a guest or anything like that. You just came in and said, we, you jumped on you like nonsensical nonsense. This is our show. This is what we do. I appreciate that, man.

Speaker: It's a brand it's a brand and this is a family and you you you are a part of the family much like Rock Lee is much like Rob Durham is I got another guest that'll be coming on that'll be a part of the brand whether he likes it or not I'm gonna brand rape him, but you know I'm trying to create a community and and

Speaker: Like I like that I can I like that you built in so smoothly man at the end of the day It was it was awesome. So again, thank you to you. Thank you to you guys who listen. Thank you to the newcomers Hopefully you guys will come back. Hopefully you guys will check out the other episodes and We are out of here. We're gonna end it the only way we know how nonsensical nonsense with blacktop mojo

Speaker: Wicked Woman, just in case you wanted to know what I was talking about, Blacktop Mojo Wicked Woman off their new album. I feel like out of their three million streams, I'm two and a half millions of this said song where I get back to the Google fucking YouTube, whatever the hell they're called, apps. And then we're going to roll right into it. Wait for my cue, Mike, and then fill in.

Speaker: I'm gonna put my hair down. Here we go. A little blacktop mojo. Thank you guys. Follow us on social media. Listen to every episode. I should've had your social media put out there at the end of the day, but I didn't do that. Don't worry, we'll get to that. It's got a little bit of a slow intro, so usually I just talk over it, and then I got the build up, the build up, the build up, the build up. Bam! Get up in the mouth!

Speaker: She likes the mood, she likes the love, she likes the blood on her hands She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red

Speaker: The ways I'm laid above the head As I begin to reach each step Oh, Mother in the sky Take this sacrifice I wanna live forever And all the spirit in the earth Get me out of blood Make me a god

Speaker: Oi!

Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs, too, for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker, praying for the cheese, baby. Well, let me just take one of these lighters, and I'm going to borrow your bug spray.

Speaker: Can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. Ah, got your bathroom key right here. There. Make sure you bring that back. And... Don't worry, there's guns and ammo behind his back when he's asking for weapons, but he hands them a goddamn sink. So we're in a coin shortage. In this video. Whatever, man. Okay. What's that? Uh -oh. Uh -oh. I'm sorry. Cat's about to get done in by Matt.

Speaker: Take this sacrifice, I want to live forever No spirit in the earth, give me another Make me a god like you

Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!

Speaker: Take this sacrifice I won't live forever No spirit in the air

Speaker: Hell yeah. That's a wrap. We'll see you guys Wednesday night. Michael, love you, brother. Thanks for hanging out with me again tonight. And we will see you all Wednesday night for a brand new episode of Nonsense School Nonsense. Make sure you give us a follow on all social media. Welcome to the Disney bundle where Disney Plus, Hulu, and ESPN Plus come to life on all your screens. Hulu originals, Disney hits, and must -see sports. Disney Plus, Hulu, and ESPN Plus.