Autumn finally grasps the truth: The future's so bleak there's no reason to wear shades. 

The Future is F****d

Autumn Fischer and Greg Russ are tackling life's big issues one topic at at
time. A whole episode dedicated to salt? Sure, they'd be open to that. A
discussion about that old movie you wouldn't think anyone would ever feel the
need to talk about in-depth? Already done it. If you're a thoughtless chump who
holds no curiosity for the world around you, don't waste your time listening to
this podcast. But if you're self-aware, smart, and fall for reverse psychology,
One Topic is the show for you.