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Speaker: Whoa! What's going on, everybody? Hey! Happy fucking Wednesday! Long time, no see! Yeah, Humpty!
Speaker: Oh, what day is it, Mike? Right? What day is it? I did a list of things you're going to beat up. Not all camels, just that camel in particular.
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Speaker: He's like, you might be the only white guy I know that is constantly on black people's time. I was like, Hey, well, you know what? I literally, you know, usually around six 30, I jump on, make sure everything's ready. And I jumped on there today. Well, I had to run into the store and I had to finish up some stuff at work. I had to finish up, uh, doing a little housekeeping admin shit. And I was like, Oh shit, it's six 30. It's like, it was like six 40 and I checked it.
Speaker: nothing there and I was like, what the fuck, man? 650 rolls around. I'm like, hey, somebody give me my phone. And we're doing this today to a big guy. What the hell? Well, uh, you were taking your time on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch around seven, seven 30. Uh, and you can also list to us anytime where we listen to podcasts and all that nonsensical nonsense podcast.
Speaker: or you can simply go to bio .link slash nonsensical nonsense right down there on the bottom of your screen. If you're watching the replay, it's got all of our links, including the links to, um, our social medias or our, uh, our, uh, sponsors as well. Don't forget to use promo code words are hard before checkout. Yes, we were running a little bit late and Jeff had to send me a message, a little TMI plug your ears. Um, if you don't want to hear anything that you might not want to hear, but, uh,
Speaker: You're running and grabbing grabbing the pillows. I get it. You know, all right. Yeah, I know. I have bubbleguts and I was shitting my brain sounds. Hey, I've been there. It's like, oh, fuck it. Benji, what's up, dude? Hey, check your text, your texts. I said you'd text the other day. It was like a straight faucet out of a butthole. I know. I know that feeling. I know. So if I ever do.
Speaker: randomly disappear. I actually make the joke with the kids that if I start doing this, I'm looking for the bathroom for the fastest way to get there because there's times where it's like, you know, you're you're Andre the Giant and the Princess Bride. Everybody move!
Speaker: Well, that was, that was, I took cash to get a haircut after we got, after, uh, after I got home from work today and, uh, got his haircut. We had to stop by the store and grab a couple of things. Uh, you know, some boxes or shit like that for Christmas wrapping. Right. And I was going to go get beer.
Speaker: And I felt my stomach kind of grumbling a little bit. I was like, Oh, maybe I'm hungry. I haven't eaten anything all day. Then we were at the store and I was like, Oh, okay. Hey buddy, you want to go to the, that's not hunger veins. I was like, well, I'm not going to go get beer right now. We got to get the fuck home. And I covered the door through the bag on the couch and cash in my way. I'm like, move. And then he's like, what are you doing? I said, the shit's running down my leg. Yeah. I got to take my shoes off.
Speaker: Not by the hair by chinny chin chin did I make it Yeah, you know the worst part about this You know, you know, you got seconds to kill but you can't get your belt off With your belt fumble with your zipper
Speaker: And you're just like, come on. See, you're instantly turning to teach Marron. Come on. Cheeks. Got a new pledge. I do the squat. I haven't had any of the nectars or the gadgets. However, however, I don't know how y 'all do it with the damn screens.
Speaker: Oh, I don't either. Uh, it's, it's driving me bonkers. It's in your settings. Yeah. No, I know. I know how to, I don't know how to take it off. Yeah. That's what I said. I don't know how you guys do it with that. Yeah, I can't, I can't at the most. I blur mine because I'm in meetings all day, especially this week. Bonkers, man.
Speaker: Yeah, can you can you find it this time? No, but like Don't mind me. I'll just take my camera over here The worst thing about those those green screens is You can totally tell And because you know there are misses goes missing every once in a while. Here's like It's distracting
Speaker: 100 % fucking beer or some other beer last Saturday. You don't get to even drink a course. That's why I kept calling him fucking snowman.
Speaker: He's he's pounding down, boy. He's not cool enough to be Burt Reynolds. Let's be honest. These these fucking these these fucking beer snobs over here talking shit. And at the end of the day, I don't care what kind of beer alcohol you're drinking. When it comes to it, I'll drink any of you. So with that being said, I've had this last week, Jeff, when you weren't here, but I finally found it. OK. Made right here in Columbus, Ohio. Nice.
Speaker: Garage beer. Hey, I like it. Now it is a light beer. It's a classic small batch brewed light beer. So only 95 calories for those of you who are counting. Yeah. Yeah, apparently. However, the only downfall with this beer. And again, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's literally 1 % difference. All right. So calm down.
Speaker: The one downfall with this beer is it's only 4 % alcohol. It's 1%. All your other domestic beers are 5%. Most light beers are 4 .8. Some other light beers are 4 .2, 4 .3. This is only 4 % It's only down. Hello. Here's the thing. I've been drinking since I'm like, I don't know, 14.
Speaker: You could not quiz me on what percentage are. That just goes to show that when you drink, you apparently stare at your can.
Speaker: I sometimes like to read my can. Much like it says here on the can. Do you stare at the side of your cereal box? This is the side of the can where beer brands tell their story.
Speaker: but we thought you'd rather just drink beer with your buddies garage beer is light refreshing and made with the highest quality ingredients but what makes it great are the times that you crack a few with your best friends keep it light and cheers and i consider obviously you're my best friend jeff and even these assholes in the chatter's box sometimes probably not tonight i consider them my best friends so i'm cracking a cold roll with you guys
Speaker: there you go and also down here at the bottom of the can of course their uh instagram page if you guys want to check them out it's uh drink garage beer on instagram uh they are made right here in columbus ohio so they're a local beer sponsor a ship opportunity garage beer uh i i am going to drink their beer i'm going to support them and you know what
Speaker: Price, not much of a difference between a six pack of this and the six pack of the Miller Lite that I like. What was it? It's not a dollar difference. Oh, that's not bad. More or less? More. Five dollars more than a six pack. But they are good beers. They're refreshing. Hey, it's wet. It's got alcohol in it. It works. Locally brewed. I ain't mad at it.
Speaker: Is Richard Rollins a part of that beer? I don't know. A garage beer? I don't think so. No, because he drinks. He drinks. Shit, I watch that fucking stupid show all the time. I can't remember what he drinks, but I think he drinks silver bullet. What's that? What's that? He might drink Miller. I don't remember. I must Google.
Speaker: I didn't even know who he was, to be honest with you, uh, grat gas monkey garage, cool guy, huge car, nuts. He and I'd be friends, but, um, he just invented or invented. He just invested into a small beer company. I, yeah, I couldn't tell you. I honestly, I don't know. Um, I happened to honestly stumble across garage beer. Um,
Speaker: purely by accident. I was scrolling through Instagram, uh, reels and one of their reels popped up and I was like, Ooh, I wonder what that's all about. And I, it was kind of half -ass looking for the beer and I can't, I had to get, I honestly, I just kind of forgot. And, and gave up at the same time. And then I stumbled across it at Kroger's and I was like, nice. I wanted to try that.
Speaker: I think you and Richard Rollins will get along, dude. He drinks Miller Lite. Just because somebody drinks the same kind of beer that I drink doesn't necessarily mean I'm getting along with it. In all seriousness, I think you'd like this guy. I think you would, because of the simple fact
Speaker: I've seen enough of his show where I'm like, yeah, here should hang out. Like I would be working on the car and you too would be sitting drinking beer, which is basically all Richard Rollins does. He doesn't do any work. He's good. He's the design guy. He knows the cars, but he doesn't actually work on them. He doesn't get his hands dirty. He just sits around and drink beer. So you and him and get along me and the rest of the mechanics and be working on the car. So like my kind of guy BFS for life.
Speaker: There you go. Apparently after Saturday night, we did not sensible nonsense after dark Saturday night. I saw that I was like, good Lord. They can kick me out my chair. Oh, she took over. What do we got here?
Speaker: Yeah, but no, I like this beer. It's starting to distribute it. I think with some from Michigan. Oh, yeah, he does. Garage beer. Look at that Benji Benji coming up with the the win there. So so Richard Raul has he does have a he's invested in garage beer. I approve. I 100 percent approve. I just said no, I didn't even know who he was.
Speaker: So I couldn't answer that question no matter what. Bad influence. I am a terrible influence, but I'm fun at the end of the day. Anywho, check it out. If you can get it in your local area, check it out and give it a try. I know some of you fucking beer snobs and some of you people they eat and they drink it away. It's all the fucking same. I guarantee you it's all the fucking same. Hey, you know what?
Speaker: Here's the thing. When it comes to beer, after the first six, do you really taste the rest? Maybe you. But me, after six, you can hand me anything. It's still beer. Okay. If you drink 24 beers, it's the same outcome. The book ends the same every time when you drink beer. It's like my heart. Bruce Willis is going to win. Yeah. Well,
Speaker: You suck a lot of dick, but you know, people do what they enjoy. Not all of us can drink hoity -toity crap beers. I try to step my game up when it comes to cigars though. All right, Benji?
Speaker: Stop giving me shit, dammit. Like I said, that's the only downfall is that it is only 4%, which means, in all honesty, I drink a beer that's 4%. That just means I can drink even more. You can drink that much more. Yeah. I mean, I'm drunk. In all honestly, before you get wasted, well, I'm not wasted enough to the point where you shouldn't drive.
Speaker: How many is that? Oh, me? Yeah. I have more than two. Okay. Well, that's just a rule. Okay. Let me, let me phrase it another way. How many beers before Nikki's like, okay, it's time to go home. Well, it's usually me telling her that. Okay. How many are in your situation here? No, but before you're like, Oh, maybe I should slow down a little bit.
Speaker: Like right around like somewhere between 25 and 45. So, right. So that means you get an extra, you get an extra couple of beers in, in that. I don't, I don't, I don't drink and drive. I typically don't drink. My, my absolute minimum cutoff is three beers at the most. Okay. If I know I gotta drive.
Speaker: Um, now for me, the breaking point where it's like, there's no fucking way in hell I'm, I'm going to drive. It was not because I'm drunk or anything like that. I know if something happens, I know that.
Speaker: My blood alcohol level is 100%. It's 100 % 24 -7. I mean, that's nothing new. This is true. If there's like blood and oxygen in my system, something's wrong. That's a bad day. No.
Speaker: um no no it's it's usually somewhere between like six and eight and i'm absolutely so so with garage beer you can go nine or ten well awesome but that's the dance i was trying to get you to dance with me jesus yeah yeah you belong here so i'm still three is my max
Speaker: Yeah, but, but still that's just, that's just, that's just, that's just a rule I've always had because I've never really been one to drink it. I will say that I've never done it because I have and I'm not proud of it, but I can tell you how many times I can count how many times I've been drunk and driven on one hand that that says anything. Well, yeah, I think I have maybe two and that was like, I got home and I was like, whoa, I made it home.
Speaker: never do that again. And, you know, once again, not proud of it. But it's one of those things is like, on the way home, I'm doing this. This is really bad. Too bad I drive a manual. It's just
Speaker: It's just always been a rule of mind. I just don't drink and drive. It's not worth it at the end of the day. It's not worth the fines and losing your license and possible. We're absolutely killing someone. Well, I was going to say, and it sure as hell is not worth me killing somebody just because I was too fucking stupid to know better.
Speaker: I don't know. Well, there is exceptions to that rule though. I mean, those those eco warriors that block traffic, you know, one or two of those go missing. Yeah, but I'm not running them over when I'm drunk. It's over. I agree. Yeah, but you can blame it on the alcohol as the song says. You're blocking my way to the bar. Get out of the way. 100 % server when I run the dirty protesting hippies over.
Speaker: Oh, I agree. As Ludacris once said, move, bitch. Get out my way. Get out the way. The bar's over there. You're here. It's bad. I'm trying to get from point A to point B. You're watching that. I'm going from point A to point B. Get out of my way.
Speaker: No, no, it's actually it is. It is. It is a pretty tasty beer. Um, it is light. I mean, it is absolutely a, you know, it's, it's just one of those, I don't think anybody's going to, I mean, I'm sure Jeff could probably drink a six pack and get drunk, but that's just because Jeff doesn't drink them. I don't drink. Yeah. But I think most people, this would be something nice. Just bullshitting around the garage and you want to have a beer.
Speaker: Well, you know, or, or, or, you know, shooting the shit while, you know, rebuilding your carburetor with your butt. Yeah. You don't want to get fucking blasted, but you want to have a couple of beers, you know, a few beers. You know, I say a couple of beers. I couple of beers is like 12. Yeah. I was going to say it. Most people, a couple of beers are. I was talking to a coworker and he's been listening to the show and he's like,
Speaker: You know, it's probably a good thing you guys don't do the show together because you get drunk all the time. I said, yeah, but which episodes are you let's do? What was I drinking on that episode? He's like, no. But if you were around Chris, you drink. I said, yeah. But you would literally about halfway through the show start to hear me snore because if Chris is forcing me to drink, I'm going to pass the fuck out. Well, that or you're going to be, you know, about the 25th time you call me bitch, I'm going to throw a beer can. Like, why is this one bull?
Speaker: Sacrifices have to be made, little buddy. We're going to understand. Worth it. No, but he's like, I, he's, I said, how many beers do you and Chris were in the room doing the show for just the normal three hour episode? How many beers would you guys go through? I said, we'll go through a 24 pack, which means I would have four. Because
Speaker: Like if I know I'm going to be doing the entire show, I know my limit. I'm at that age and we all get to that age where you're like, yeah, I'm starting to get silly. Maybe I should slow down. That I would milk my beers, like just little sips. That's what I ramp it up.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. But as you noticed, after six beers, I'm pretty sure Edward 40 hands, Jeff. Did you see the, uh, the little video I sent you on Facebook? You sent me a lot. This one is right up your alley.
Speaker: It's it's uh, so back in the you know back in the day when trains were the main mode of transportation Instead of planes and stuff like that There's a train. There's there's a There's a train car there's a train car in ohio They and I literally put after I sent you the video you need to go called the death car it is haunted because
Speaker: It was a passenger train and this passenger train was running 20 minutes late in a time where trains did not run late. And they were running 20 minutes late. They were trying to make up time. Is it called? It's called the death car. Check your Facebook Messenger. I sent you it. It's a little video. I think I literally watched the whole thing going, oh, Chris needs to go here.
Speaker: but what happened was this train was trying to make up time so they're going faster than normal and a chemical train was crossing the you know crossroads they missed that as they hit the last car like the caboose of the chemical train and the death car derailed obviously and went next to the engine which was steam
Speaker: And the boiler burst. And all the steam, not the water, just the steam poured into that car at 37 ,000, 3 ,700 Kelvin, which is like, I guess, super hot. And it boiled the people's lungs just from breathing it. They all died. And now that car has been moved to Columbus. I think it's Columbus or Cleveland?
Speaker: can't remember. It's Cleveland. Yeah. And it is the one mechanic there. He's part of the restoration team. He's like, I'll work on anything you want except that one. He literally says it. You give me any job you want. I won't go near that car. Because apparently the one guy they do reenactments of
Speaker: of the old time where you can take a ride on these trains, and the guy's dressed like a conductor from the 1800s and shit like that. And the dude got there early one day, and he's getting set up, and he opens up all the windows in that car. He goes in the back to grab one thing, and he comes back, all the windows are closed. Yeah. He's like, huh, that's weird. Opens up again, goes out the other end to get it coupled in, comes back, all the windows are closed.
Speaker: And I actually know what you're talking about. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I've read that story. It's in a couple of my books that I have read. Shut up, Legge. You're giving away the ending. Spoiler alert. More than it goes from old Glickster off. Like, it was really interesting. And I was like, Chris would fucking love this. So I sent you the video. I sent you the video, and I was like, dude, you need to go. Because it's literally like, what, an hour from you?
Speaker: hour and a half. And I was like, that would be great thing for you to take the kids and creep the shit out of them, you know, but but apparently, if you're sitting in the car, in the if you're sitting in the car, you'll actually a woman will come up with your ear to tell you to get off, get off the train.
Speaker: You see, since you asked, but like, it's like, we were talking about all these ghost sightings on it. I was like, so I sent it to you because I thought you'd get a kick out of it. Oh yeah. I'd be a hundred percent. And I know exactly what you're talking about. Like I said, I've read about it. The accident actually happened up in New York. Yeah, it was. So the train went from, from I believe it was Cleveland to New York.
Speaker: If I heard it correctly, I don't remember. But it was like a 12 -hour ride normally. I don't remember exactly where they said it was going to New York. And apparently, the people that died don't want to leave because they never made it to New York for obvious reasons.
Speaker: And I'm like, so why don't they have it in Cleveland? Put the fucking trailer, put the stuck in car in New York, let them all fuck off and then use the car again. Who voluntarily wants to go to New York? They're like, fuck that with all those liberals? Pretty crazy? They stupid. But it was interesting. And I was like, that's fucked up. Of course, the same thing can be said about Cleveland. Who voluntarily goes to Cleveland? Agreed. I've been like four times, not really impressed.
Speaker: I mean, there are some nice things about Cleveland, especially, you know, like I said, if you're a sports fan, there's all three of the four majors are there. If you're a music fan, the rock and roll hall of fame is there. If, uh, you know, if, uh, you like good food, then they got some fantastic restaurants up there. And if you like to drink, uh, may I recommend the, uh, what is that? Um, fuck I'm drawing a blank. I think it's called the flats. No, it's not the flats. Oh, I had no idea.
Speaker: I don't know, but there's like a hundred bars all lined up. There's like a boardwalk and you can walk. It's like, it's like the outlet mall of beer, outlet moral bars. Yeah, but like, so you're saying you can do everything you need to see in Cleveland and a bottle week. If that,
Speaker: Yeah, you go to Cleveland, you go to Indian Stadium, then you go to the Brown Stadium, Rockwell Hall of Fame. The Cavaliers are up there. Well, the Cavs, you'll see a Cavs game, so there's four days right there. I mean, depending on what time of year you go up there, you could honestly see in one week, Indians baseball or Guardians baseball, Browns football, Cavs basketball, because it
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If you time it right, you can do everything you need to do in Cleveland in a week. Yeah, at one point in time, every in the year, all three majors are playing at the same time. Baseball, basketball, well, actually all four of them, baseball, basketball, hockey and football are all happening at the same time. But they don't have a minor league. Cleveland has the saying it's a beautiful place, but I wouldn't want to leave there. Well, I'm sorry, I wanted to leave.
Speaker: Cleveland. Yeah, that is a good song. I'm not mad at Drew Carey. I was I was oddly proud of the Drew Carey show because I'm like, ah, it's in Ohio. I don't know why. It was a good show, though. It was a good show. I liked it. Oh, of Ohio and slash Clevelanders. OK, I'll give you that capture the essence quite nicely. Yeah.
Speaker: And Ryan Styles is hilarious at anything. Yeah, his two buddies are perfect. They're great at everything. Ryan Styles and the other guy. I can't remember the other guy's name. The other guy was on whose line is it? Two for a while. No, Ryan Styles is on whose line? He's the tallest. So it was the other guy. Yeah, Ryan Styles. So it was the other guy. Yeah, he's made appearances. Deidrick Pater. That's his name. Yeah, I think he made appearances on there.
Speaker: Oh, he was like, I think he made a like, like a guest. Oh, okay. Yeah. He'd be on there. But, uh, um, Dietrich Bader, he pops up in a bunch of weird movies and shit. He was a Napoleon dynamite for fuck's sake. Speaking of people who pop up in weird, weird roles and characters who like killed it as a certain character. Did you see the trailer for Axel Foley?
Speaker: Yes, I saw it once. I didn't really register what I was watching until about 30 seconds in. But there are going to be some cameos, boy. I saw some cameos. Oh, Serge is back. Yeah, Serge is back. Does not look like him at all. Fucking Taggart looks like he's been through the ringer and back. But the whose line is it, guys? Do you have the English version of whose line? Yeah, Ryan Stiles was original on the original cast of whose line in Edinburgh.
Speaker: I mean, like back in the early 90s. Oh, wow. Brian Stiles has been on it since day one. Yeah, way back in the day, yeah. Because I was watching it before Drew Carey took over. And then now, well, what's her name's on there? I can't remember her name. I know who you are. I know who you're talking about. I can't remember her name. Civil War. I don't think I have. But, really? How's your week been going, Jeffrey?
Speaker: Uh, work, work, work, work. I'm actually working next week too. I was supposed to have the week off. Well, what we're doing right now is we're, I'm interviewing a bunch of people for roles in the company. Uh, somehow it got put on me. I don't know why that I'm the interviewer, but, uh, I'm interviewing, I have, I'm going to, I'm not doing any admin work. I'm not calling any clients, but I have interviews that I'm doing with people. Um,
Speaker: And it's sporadic. It's like, I'll have like two a day. So I pop in obviously not working Christmas day. Uh, but you know, it is what it is. I mean, I got to work all this weekend. Next week. I mean, I'm off Christmas day and I'm off Tuesday, the day after Christmas, but right. I don't think I've seen that. Who's in it? Oh, Google eight.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, we we started out, we started off the week on a high note over here Monday. Oh, yeah. Part of the reason why I didn't do the show Monday. Got up Monday morning to go to work. And OK. I go get my car and see a couple of things out of place, and I was like,
Speaker: to how were Nikki and Austin doing in my car? You know, because Nikki took my car to work Saturday night. I think she did. And then I sit down and I'm like, what the hell are my charging cords? They were swiping them. So I turned my dome, I turned my interior light on. Somebody broke into my car. Sunday night. Oh, no shit. Not granted for me.
Speaker: Not anything of any value was really taken. They took my phone chargers. They took a broken -ass phone that don't work. They reached into my center console and stole a whole bunch of fucking random paperwork. They didn't have anything important. That's like receipt from the gas station. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then they took one of my work knives and then they got like five or six bucks in change that I had my door because I was going to go wash my car.
Speaker: However, Nikki, the first time she ever leaves her car unlocked, they got into her car. Now, mind you, in my backseat and in the back of my car, I had Christmas presents and everything like that. They literally just jumped in. They just jumped in, jumped out. Yeah. Unfortunately for Nikki, she did have her car unlocked, which it's never unlocked. But someday she was bringing in Christmas presents and stuff like that. And she totally forgot about it. They got her work purse, which had all of her work shirt in it.
Speaker: And it had like maybe, I think she said maybe 50 or $60 and change and ones in it. And, her other - Her other - 50 dollars and ones, what is she stripping on the side? No, no, she's a part shifter. I just wanted to call her a stripper. Why couldn't you just let me go with it? I mean, that's between you and her. You could have just read her name.
Speaker: Uh, and then I bought her a couple months back. I bought her a beauty in the, uh, and the beast first, first, uh, from Spencer's or whatever. Okay. Oh, it's like mother fucks. I called her into work and I said, Hey, uh, you know, I'm going to be late. Uh, mine and my fiance's cars got broken into overnight. We got to get all this shit figured out. My boss is like, just don't worry about it. Take the day off. Your nap today.
Speaker: Yeah. He's like, we'll, we'll, we'll be all right. Take day off. Do what you need to do. He's like, you know, I'm sorry. This happens. It's fucking, you know, he's like fucking people are scumbags. So, uh, there was 12 naked cops. What? Hey, what came in? Yeah. So, so we dealt with all that.
Speaker: Come to find out when you fill out your police reports now, at least here and where I'm at, they don't send a cop out anymore. You do it online. However, I am keeping an eye on the Facebook market and stuff like that to see, we had some earbuds and a couple other things that are worth selling. So I'm keeping an eye out on the Facebook markets for them.
Speaker: Um, I told Nick, yes. Let me see that shit pop up on Facebook market. Don't think I won't fucking set up a meeting. Somebody's getting a nine millimeter stuck in their face. This is where the, this is where the cops into place.
Speaker: Uh, I am considering getting one and putting it in the window. Uh, that face, like we got our kitchen window faces the parking lot. So I'm thinking about putting it in the window. Um, damn it forgot to come part of that.
Speaker: These are the cops coming to play here, right? Um, but I'm keeping an eye out. Let that, let that shit pop up on the market. Cause I will set up a meeting and me and my good friend will go have a conversation. And if it's the people who stole the stuff, we're either going to get it all back or if it's not the people, they're going to tell me who they got it from and I'm going to inform the cops. You have 24 hours, Mr.
Speaker: Do a police report online. You got 24 hours. Here's who did it. Here's where they live. I want to press charges, arrest them, or it's going to be a different phone call you're going to get. I'll fucking play around like that. Damn, man. Yeah. No, I yeah. I, I have looked at a couple of them and.
Speaker: whatnot, but in all honesty, I don't even know how much longer we'll be here. We might be here for a few more months. Then we had to do, we had to call the office, talk to the office about it, let them know. And it was just a mess Monday and dealing with all that. And then we were trying to get Christmas presents wrapped and get Christmas stuff organized. I was just like, I'm not doing the show today. You know, we had some running around to do, um,
Speaker: And it's just like, yeah, I'm not doing the show today, but, um, I think I'm, people think I'm joking. Let me find that shit on Facebook. Me and Mr. Smith and Wes are going to have a conversation with somebody. It's all about the shit that got stolen out of, out of our cars. I said, I'm keeping it. Instead of keeping an eye for it out on Mark on Facebook market, because if it comes up on Facebook market, I'm going to go meet them.
Speaker: So man, that is a really nice person. I would love to buy that. It would be a great Christmas gift for my fiance. Show up at the door and over the door and I stick a barrel in their face. Yeah. Well, it's like, let's talk, shall we?
Speaker: This can go one of two ways and you have 100 % choice. And I want my $50 and one's back. I want every $1. I got zero numbers. I want my knife back, man. That knife, I had that knife for like 10 years. That was a good knife. It was sharp too. It was actually really sharp for as long as it was.
Speaker: No. Yeah. So yeah, and with everything going on and with the Christmas, you know, trying to get prepared for Christmas and stuff like, Oh, we're just going to take Monday off. Uh, which brings me to next subject matter. Yeah. So why are the show tonight? We'll have the show Saturday. There won't be a show Monday because obviously Monday's Christmas. We'll have Wednesday's show next week.
Speaker: I have my music show Friday as well this week. Um, and I'll have my music show next week and we'll have a show Wednesday. Now, unless Jeff and you and somebody else want to run it Saturday, New Year's Eve, I may not be here because we're going up to PA and I don't think Nikki wants to be doing the show or at her parents' house. So I may not be doing the show Saturday.
Speaker: That's Sunday's New Year's Eve, but and then there won't be a show on New Year's Day either. Right? Because we'll still be in PA. We might be coming home. I don't know if we'll be traveling or might be hungover. No, I gotta I gotta be at least somewhat functioning on New Year's Day because Michigan and Alabama play. In the playoffs. But won't you be drinking during the game? Oh yeah, OK, so once again.
Speaker: I mean, that math doesn't lie. I'm just saying, I typically don't get fucking hammered when I'm watching football though. Agreed. I casually drink. So this could be a little sporadic throughout the holidays. You know, we'll get our shows in here and there. Um, give you guys a little bit, a little bit, a little bit of a heads up, you know, the next, the next, uh, week or so, a little sporadic is,
Speaker: But Wednesday shows up here. Yeah, no, yeah. Cunty behavior. No, I agree. Potentially, cunty behavior. No, I agree. Well, I actually have a. I don't think anybody's going to be mad at us that we take time off for the holidays. I really don't think anybody's going to going to fault us. I have a mild announcement, too, by the way. Speaking of shows, you're getting coming soon.
Speaker: I cannot wait to watch that. It's not going to be for you, sir. No, actually, my boss here. Who the hell can you tell me what I can and can't listen to? Oh, you can listen all you want. I don't care. Maybe this platform isn't for you, buddy. But it's your own platform and pay for it. That's right. Because it's been paid for by the company. What you want to use is Restream. But spoiler alert, you're not going to be allowed to do a show unless you have
Speaker: All his weird ass friends on there. Only a, only a mild one. Yeah. That's, um, my boss spirit, uh, Jeff for Saturday. I'm not here. Benji said he's down. If you want to do it, I probably won't be. Um, cause the problem here, here's the problem with the holidays.
Speaker: because I have a whole bunch of friends and family members around. There's like a party every fucking day until new year's. And then of course there's new year's party. Let's be honest, Jeff, your wife, friends, family around Jeff might want to, Jeff don't get a fucking holiday. Jeff, Jeff's on holiday for the last two and a half years with this show.
Speaker: Let's be honest. But yeah, that's that that shows. Getting the show on the nonsensical network. I don't know what to wait to see. We'll see how he behaves himself. But each each episode is only gonna be about an hour and more of a serious show because obviously it's it's a straight show. It was a little comedy in there, but we're not a comedy show, but it'll be about, you know,
Speaker: business in general, you know, as the non professional, and Vera is the expert. Of course, I'm like, Hey, Vera, what about this, you know, and, you know, it's, it's, it's in the works. When are we kicking your shit off, Benji? When are we kicking your show off? Bug, give us four shows on the network. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, you're not allowed to listen to my music show, buddy. That's okay. I don't, don't worry. Trust me. I put you in the same category that I put all the other big mouse blab on and on about support, support, support, support, support. I got to bust my balls.
Speaker: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, yo. I should title one of our shows the Jaravishy Project one night. Just sit there and be like, hey, yo, whoa, whoa, yeah, yo. Hey, hey, hey, whoa, it's our show. What are you doing, Jarvis? What are you going to do?
Speaker: You should get bathroom. He's always trying to business shit on there. Yeah. You left way too early Saturday. You would have been so proud of me. You should have seen me. You should have seen me walk that dog right into that right into a trap, man. But he was yelling at me. He's just like, yeah.
Speaker: Come on, little doggy. Come on. It's over here. What a little treat. Yeah, you've been on the road a lot lately, bro. Benji's been putting miles down. I know, right? That would be funniest. Travis would lose his mind if we title one of our show.
Speaker: I love him to death. He took a beating Saturday night. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. Say, I knew what I was doing. It's always funny. It's always funny when Steven tries to explain a joke because he's like, you know, because it's this and you're like, really? Because it's binding. Get it? Yeah.
Speaker: We didn't get that tie with the LGBTQ and Biden. Yeah. See, I know exactly what I'm doing. I am, I am the master manipulator. I just give him enough, enough away. Yeah. Yeah. He came back. He's like, yeah. Yeah. Benji Benji would definitely work in.
Speaker: God love him. God love him though because he took it and did not. He took it on the chin though. He was a man about it. That's what he liked about Jarvis. He fucks with us back. But he could take it just as much. Speaking of Chris's favorite president, did you see what happened over the weekend?
Speaker: So so Joe Biden's coming out of, you know, he's in a meeting with his election committee or whatever, and he's heading to the car. And, you know, of course, there's a motorcade all parked alongside the street. Somebody fucking rear end in the back of the motorcade. And apparently that person was drunk.
Speaker: And this poor guy, there's pictures of video of this guy doing this and like nine Secret Service agents. Wait, I'm drunk. It was completely random. He was just a civilian. Yeah, he was just a civilian. He was drunk and Biden was coming out of his campaign headquarters. He's coming out of his campaign headquarters. Somebody asked Joe a question. Joe gave a stupid answer.
Speaker: And then, but the best part is, is when you hear the crash, Joe, Joe answers the question and he's like, you're reading the wrong polls. Then literally, Susie says polls two seconds later, you hear it. Joe and his secret service agents go, well, we get Joe out of here. They all they're all loading.
Speaker: And then all of a sudden they're like, we should get him out of here. And we're like, well, yeah. Even Secret Service agents are like, really? But it's funny, the Secret Service agent that opens Joe's door, you know, you always have a guy that opens the door. He's just kind of like, wait, what happened? Oh, yeah, we need to get out of here. Hilarious. Bottom of the barrel.
Speaker: Congratulations on the new job. Hey, man. Awesome. Yeah, it's just just just like you could literally see the the the old hamster start to run on the wheel. It was like the they because they were asked somebody screamed out. Joe, how come Trump's beating you in all the polls? And another another outlet was talking about
Speaker: the polls and all this stuff, and Joe screams back, you're reading the wrong polls. And then you hear the crash, you hear the crash, and it cuts, they cut the clip. And I was like, wait, did I hear a car crash? And then the next, you know, I'm scrolling on Facebook, like I do while I work, I have the news popped up. And then the next video they were talking, it was another different outlet, talking about some drunk guy ran into the back of the motorcade,
Speaker: parked motorcade. And as you know, a president of the motorcade, they're fucking Suburbans. It's not like they're fucking little Volkswagen Beatles that can hide in the corner. You know, it's definitely not jumping out and surprising you with lights. And 50 guys stand around. I'm just saying it's not like you snuck up on it.
Speaker: He obviously was having a bad day or whatever and he had a couple extra drinks and he was driving home and he slammed in the back. It didn't really hurt anything. You could tell his car when you first see the picture of the video of the car, it's not really fucked up. You're like, oh, he could have hit it that hard. And it looked like that car like he might have busted his radiator. That was about it. If
Speaker: Maybe he bent it. I wouldn't even say it broke the radiator, but he's just. And there's all these fucking secrets there. He's like. Has been, has been said all of America wants to go out of there. We're like, can we put him, put him in the back of the motorcade and let that guy. Came back. That damn hamster is dead, bro. Let's be honest. It was hilarious.
Speaker: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing like a bit of a coinky dink there. So I was a little intentional, a little staged. Well, yeah, like something that I would do and then be like, I'm drunk. But yeah, I would never say that because as we've established at the beginning of the show, I don't drink and drive.
Speaker: Let's just jump out of the car. Fuck you, Biden. Fuck you, Biden. There you go. That's our new one. We need to remove the chores he wanted. Just have a picture of another president. Just mind you, just go out there and find a picture of Joe Biden looking dumb and confused. So basically, enter a picture of him, and then he can just change it to, fuck you, Biden. Fuck you, Biden.
Speaker: Fuck you, Biden. Fuck you, Trump. Keep it fair and balanced here on nonsensical nonsense. Yeah, we keep it fair and balanced. Fuck all the government, to be honest. There are equal opportunities, shit stirrers. Everybody can get it. No, what's really crazy is, I don't know if you've seen the new news out of the ATF. Out of the ATF?
Speaker: Yeah. The ATF, you know, the American arms, if you're available, let me know because speaking of huge news, I've got some crazy news that Benji and I were talking about yesterday. I'll bring up in the next hour. Okay. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. ATF is trying to change the rules for, for instance, Chris, you own a, you own a pistol. If you were, yeah. Well, do I,
Speaker: Well, for sake of argument, let's say you do. And you just, and I say, and I say, Chris, I really like the pistol. The new rules that they're trying to get enforced is that if I come into your house and like, Chris, that is a nice pistol. I'd like to buy that for you. How about I give you a, you know, a hundred bucks or 20 bucks or whatever, whatever the price is. No, no. Here's the thing.
Speaker: If you sell it to me. I would pistol with you with it. Wyatt Earp style. My point is, if you sell it to me, under the new rules of the ATF, you are now considered an arms dealer. Wait, what? If you sell it to me, what, you would be considered an arms dealer. And you would, before you could sell it to me, you would have to do a background check. Like you would be a gun store.
Speaker: You would be classified as like a gun show. Don't do background checks. Oh, I don't. I know it. But hypothetically, that's what I was looking for. Like, I got medicine brain. Yeah, rhetorically. I sound retardedly. But they're basically making it so that no matter what, if you purchase a weapon, anybody that sells you that weapon has to do a background check before you can sell it.
Speaker: Which is bullshit. Like, even if you sold it to cash. I checked your background. You're standing in front of me. I look around you. There's a white wall behind him. You're good. Here you go. Give me the money. Good thing it wasn't a black wall. Can't talk to you. You're standing behind a chalkboard, dude. Sorry. That was a call for it.
Speaker: Got you, pal. Andrew originally was not bailing me out. He was just letting me down. I appreciate that. Thank you. I'm dying over here. He's like, if he dies, I'll be the host. Wait a minute. Don't die. Don't die. This is bullshit. Don't die. This is bullshit.
Speaker: It's too much work tomorrow. No, I'm good. But yeah, that's bullshit. This is bullshit, you mother bitch. You mother bitch. I blew you, and I blew you. Where was that guy from? Bad Boys. Oh, that's right, yes.
Speaker: Oh, wait. Stay away. I love how everybody takes that scene from Bad Boys 2 and the scene from Frozen.
Speaker: Yeah. And the girl's like, do you want to build a snowman? He's put the gun to the hole. I love that. Who's in my house? The devil. The devil not welcome. Yeah. You got to tell this man you're the devil. It is out. You got to admit, Martin Lawrence is hilarious in those books.
Speaker: Oh no. Hug maybe. Can't afford real presents. It's part of it's part of the nonsensical, nonsense charity project. Jeff's doing Jeff's doing God's work giving out mouth hugs.
Speaker: There you go. Now it's God's work, baby. Oh, did you hear about this? So are you still... Well, speaking of brain, did you hear that a nun has quit the convent? This is not a joke. She's quit the convent. Can you ask why? Sorry, do you ask why? I can, but do I want to ask why?
Speaker: She wants to become a porn star. No joke. I'm just like, you know. From one extreme to the next. Yeah. Yeah. She's really hitting both sides of the spectrum there. I mean, nothing to give it all. I actually.
Speaker: What did you want to, you want to build small houses for the homeless? Go to Africa and bring water to the tribes? Nope. Nope. I want that BBC baby. I'm joining the long black train. What the hell? That's my kind of man right there.
Speaker: This does sound like some weird porn that Jeff already watched. It was like Sister Act 3 breaking in her habit or something like that. Tossing the habit. But actually, I actually saw this the other day. So they didn't say where, but
Speaker: I guess it was like a month or so ago. She decided to quit. And now she, she, they didn't, they didn't give, they didn't give her, her, they didn't show her like this either. Caught in the act. I mean, you know, you know, some people, she's already got an OnlyFans. What's her name? I have no idea. They wouldn't say. I was kind of, they didn't even show what she looked like.
Speaker: That's the worst part. I was like, well, that's what I said. I said, you know, what's it look like? Google it. Yeah. Yeah. That won't fuck up my algorithm. Enjoy that algorithm. We're just now figuring that out.
Speaker: Hello. We're in. We're breathing. In my case, barely, but breathing. Pretty sure I have like COVID, pneumonia, and bronchitis all at the same time. Oh, shit. Her name is Yudie. Garland. B -I -N -E -D -A. She left the combat for form. Benita.
Speaker: She spent eight years in the convent. Well, that's what I'm trying to find out. Just look up images, Goofy. Holy shit. Share a screen. Come on, send a screen. Oh, I'm good. No, she's not bad. Let me tell you. Damn, son. Dying of something. There it is. There it is.
Speaker: Young woman who spent years in a convent to become a nun changed her lifestyle. None did just have it to become a porn star after eight years of living in a convent. Morning contains nudity. Yeah, let's go ahead and keep rolling. There's no way that we are putting nudity on there. I doubt it. Yeah. Wow. That's her. She's too small for me.
Speaker: This is the mirror. So let's be honest. She looks like every only fans girl out there. I was going to say, I'll do their major to say they all know it's just too skinny for me. However, my thought was, you know, I seriously expected like some 50 year old chick this is like, like that you didn't see.
Speaker: Some of them gilfs are pretty hot. I'm just saying. Hey, I ain't mad at a fumble. I could still get behind that none though. There's some pretty hot gilfs out there. I'm just saying. I've been on that page. I lived on that page. They all lived down on the coast by the beach. They all lived on the beach at beach houses. I'm like, you know what?
Speaker: This is a nice fucking house. I'm willing to take one for the team. How much money you say you're worth a game for any? Exactly. Hey. I bet I can. I ain't mad at it. Let's hope you don't break it. Let's. I'm going to hold back until after we get married and I make sure everything is signed over to me and then I'm going to rip. Then I'm going to break your hip, baby. I'm going to break your hip tonight. Word.
Speaker: Laying down the fight. Yeah. Don't judge us. Don't judge us, ladies, because a lot of you ladies out there. Hey, let's be honest. Let's be honest. If Joe Biden had a couple billion dollars, you'd be like, hi, Daddy. Don't fucking lie. I know a lot of women personally that are out there.
Speaker: Yeah, you do. On a regular basis. Totally hitting on men that have got big bank accounts and big numbers in age. Yeah, what's up with that? I don't get that. I can't. I can't. Yeah, I can't. I 100 % can't. No, I don't think, can you imagine the - Don't have to imagine it.
Speaker: I've seen those videos. So yeah, I know you're talking about. When my wife left me and I was still down in Charleston, I was like, I'm going to give me one of these 80 year old rich widows down on down. And I only got to do it once or twice. She going to die. Yeah. I mean, I'm going to, Hey, got money. I mean, she could be like 50 or 60. She don't even have to be on her death bed. She's going to be one of these rich windows that, you know, Hey, she's nice person.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I love you. Call me grandson, honey. Come on. Let's do this. I love you. As much as I love that brand new truck you just bought me. And look at that. It's towing a brand new Lamborghini and a boat. I don't need a Lamborghini, but I'll take a boat. I'll take it. How about we go out on our yacht this weekend and show you how much I love you, buddy? Hello, chef.
Speaker: murder anybody. I didn't say anything about murder. We're going for a swim. That's me going for a swim. That's how I swim. Just to hang out with all your rich friends. Who's next when she goes? Amen to that. I mean, well, yeah, let's be honest. That's that wouldn't be the first time that happened. There's a lot of ladies out there that have I mean, Anna Nicole Smith. Yeah, she married him for love
Speaker: That dude was straight up in the wheelchair. That was such a weird. And then Nicole Smith was just, that poor girl was such a mess. She was a mess. And I almost felt bad. I almost felt bad. She was, she was a mess. She went through a lot in her life. And that's what I said. I kind of feel bad for her in a way, but.
Speaker: but not too bad because she did get plenty of money on that old dude that was in a wheelchair when she married him. Well, she had money to begin with. Yeah, but not that guy's money. That guy has stupid money. I don't know why he did. I had one of my customers down in Charleston. He was he was like 55 and his wife was 21. Nice.
Speaker: Yeah, when she hits 30 or trade her in for the new model. She was younger than all of his kids. Nice. Hey, you know. But he had very deep pockets and a very big bank account. You know, you can't be mad at it. You know, I mean, I wouldn't leave my wife for 20 year old. But at the end of the day, if I had billions of dollars and I was single,
Speaker: If I'm old, if I'm old and I got money and I'm single, some goofy ass little twenty -something wants to come jump on my old man balls. Oh yeah, baby. Let's do this. I'll buy you a new one. I buy cars on Wednesdays anyways. So, let's do this. I'll buy you a **** 9500 Civic. Exactly. What's the matter? You don't like
Speaker: That's character, Ronnie. Russell's character. Oh, yeah. Old ladies being taken advantage of, too. What if this is a terrible thing? I don't think I could... I joke around, but I don't think I could ever actually take advantage of something. That's what I said. If I could find a... No, I wouldn't be mad if I was single finding a rich woman that might be 10, 15 years older than me. Well, I mean, before I was dating Tanya, I was dating a woman. She was 14 years older. Or a rich woman. Or a rich woman. I didn't have one. Okay.
Speaker: Exactly. Can I do the podcast full -time? I'll still try to make money off of it. I'll work if you want me to as well. I mean, I got no problem with that. Shit, I'll be your living handyman. I'll fix up everything. Well, see, that's the thing. You and I are of the persuasion where whether we can or whether we have to or not, we're still going to work.
Speaker: After, let's say if Nikki came home today and said, Chris, I made a billion dollars tonight, you don't have to work. You're still going to work. Why? I'm still going to do something. You're going to do something because you and I are of that kind of persuasion where like my first thing was like, oh, we're buying me all the tools I ever want. Why? Just because I want to play with them.
Speaker: I may never build anything. I just want to go turn them on everyone. Well, maybe I want to make a screw. I don't use a lathe to make a brand new screw. I think it'd be fun. I love stupid shit like that. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of times the kids of these people do try to contest contest the wheel, the wheels and whatnot. But yeah, but 90 % of the time they also lose.
Speaker: But I mean, I wouldn't, you know, I would be like, you know, hey, if I was in the situation, I would be like, make sure your kids are taken care of. Right. Yeah. You don't want to pull on a full on Kevin Spacey left Lex Luthor kind of deal. Yeah. I mean, that was true. He literally did that do this to pay and went here to keep the rest of his mind. I don't have it. You know, that's why, you know, I've said a million times, right, with a lot, are you still going to work?
Speaker: Yeah, I'll probably work my same job I'm working right now. I would have different mentality and a different mindset. Yeah. And I can quit at any time I want because I'm not necessarily there because I actually, I really love the company I work for and I love the work I do. So, I mean, I wouldn't go in there and be a complete asshole. Now, when I was at OSU, if I'd hit the lottery at OSU, oh yeah, I'd have been a fucking dick all day. Yeah. No, but like, even, you know, I was actually,
Speaker: I was actually having a conversation with one of my coworkers because some of the projects we have have residual pay. And I said, once I get to a certain point, I'm going to continue to work until everybody on my team is taken care of as well because, you know, and then I can, because I can't be the guy that's like, okay, I made a million dollars by, no, I can't leave ever just drop everything and leave it all in your hands. Cause my team is like, I've known most
Speaker: before the Federalists go in there and shut your business down for your triangle and pyramid schemes and Bernie Madoff schemes. Whatever you say. I'm just saying, buddy. I don't want to see you go down. I mean, I do want to see you go down. Hey, yeah, you do. I always enjoy that. I don't want to see you. I don't want to see you getting locked up in the place. How is it a scheme if it doesn't cost you anything? I don't know. Does it cost me anything? No. Are you sure?
Speaker: I guarantee it. Ask Benji, he's signing up. Benji ain't signing up. He's smarter than that. Yeah, he is. He's already selling me his stuff. He's already smarter than that. Okay. Okay. For an easy payment of $100 a week. No, no. We don't charge anything. For the next 20 years, we can get you $1 back from the government. No, no. Okay. So what we do,
Speaker: We've moved on, we do that still, but we also have other programs to do. We've told me a bazillion times. Yeah, we saved money. That don't mean I'm not going to make my jokes and make my comments. Well, I know. And then I'm going to come out here one day and I'm going to go, ladies and gentlemen, Jeff is no longer a part of the show, not until he gets computer access in the federal penitentiary he's in. Yeah, that's not going to happen.
Speaker: No, in all times, there's just going to be this on the screen. Just boyfriends there. There's Jerome. There's Tyro. There's Denzel. There's Chad. There's Chad.
Speaker: Yeah, there's Chad. There's Morgan. Chad. Why is he Chad? I don't know. Black guys, Tyrone, Jerome, Denzel, and Jamal.
Speaker: Is that all the black names you know, apparently? You can't think of any more. You've gone through your Rolodex. Yeah, I only know four. Can I buy a vowel? I'm going to have to start naming actors. This is Morgan. This is Will. Kevin Hart.
Speaker: Shoot, I need another black guy. You're googling. Black names. Black names in here, don't we? You're racist. Only in the dark. Sickest to break, Jeff.
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Speaker: That video gets me hyped up, dude. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's because I made it or just because the song goes so good with that video, but
Speaker: We're going to take a quick break. You got a song pick out, sir? Oh, I thought you were going on there. Oh. Hey, look, it's Billy Joel. Oh, sorry. So we're going to be right back. We're going to take a real quick break. Chris is going to go refresh his garage beer. I'm going to go have a cigarette because I'm trying not to smoke in the house.
Speaker: Starting my New Year's resolution early. Check out all our social media as well on break. Listen to this song. We're going to listen to, ooh, ooh, hello. I just found a cool song. I didn't even realize we had this song on here. We're going to listen to this song. It's by Iron Cross, by the way. A little deaf lepers pour some sugar on it.
Speaker: Well, I have not seen that yet, so I do like this song. So we'll be right back after this.
Speaker: Love is like a bomb, baby, come on, get it on Living like a lover with a red iPhone Looking like a tramp, like a video van Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Speaker: Yeah! Yeah!
Speaker: I'm hot, sick and sweet From my head to my feet, yeah Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen, red light, yellow light, green light, gold Crazy little woman and a warm air show Miracle man, I can't rid him of love Sweet dreams separate and lose it all
Speaker: Losing her You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little, squeeze a little more It's the operator coming knocking on my door You're so tired and tired, sugar me sweet Let her miss the winners and sugar me, yeah
Speaker: I'm hot, thick and sweet From my head to my feet, yeah
Speaker: You got the beaches, I got the cream, sweet to taste Cause I'm hot, say what? They can't sweep from my head, my head, to my feet Do you?
Speaker: Yeah, that was good. I actually enjoyed that. That chick looks like she's like five two. Yep. I mean, was it me or did she look really short? She was tiny. Yeah. No, she's the she's she's a tiny little thing. Who the fuck are you talking to, Connor? But I was actually while the wall on break here, I would say one of her.
Speaker: But I uh, they got some good songs, man. Iron Cross has some songs on the show. I'm I I don't pay attention when you speak. But yeah, I played that Friday night. I need you. I mean, who? Happy Chinooka, by the way. Yeah. Yeah, it is.
Speaker: It's Puschwa. Say it properly, ya prick. Yeah. Hit it right, dummy. As Smokey Robinson said in his cameo video, happy Chanukah. I don't know what Chanukah is, but happy Chanukah. More Smokey. It's Chanukah, you goofy bastard. Chanukah. A lonely Jew on Christmas, Kyle once sang a song about.
Speaker: Who? Come on, Joe. South Park. Come on, man. Oh, you know what? I don't watch a whole lot of South Park anymore. I watch clips, but I don't watch one of the first few seasons. I've never I've honestly never really watched a whole lot of South Park. I've just seen clips and maybe like twenty five. A quarter of the first season was like, this is fucking dumb. And that was a lot. And I was in junior high. And welcome back to
Speaker: Not since we're not since podcast Jeff server there. We got Ben J joining us. Yo, let me, uh, Benji, I need your emails sent so I can get you that the NDA sent over. Okay. Um, I'm trying to do something here real quick. There we go.
Speaker: That's pretty much what i'm doing all week is i'm literally just interviewing people My laziness might have opened the door for fuckery, but oh, it's okay Yeah, uh, and i'm good. This is nonsensical now since hopefully you guys are enjoying Wednesday night shoe If you're not already go ahead and check out the social medias facebook instagram x formerly known as twitter and tick time
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Speaker: as many as I fucking want. Well, that was going to be my question. Because I am the champ. I honestly don't know. You know, obviously, I mean, I don't think there's I mean, I don't think you can go on there and put like a hundred thousand links on there. But I mean, I think you put a good chunk of links on there. No, I was just curious because I was thinking once we start doing new shows, we can actually add those on them, too.
Speaker: like if somebody actually starts a show. Yeah, you're not wrong. All the shows will be all the shows will be running through the same social media. This is a different show. Yeah. So when I do clicks out some music, you know, it still goes up on the Facebook, YouTube and Twitch or something like that.
Speaker: The only difference between my show and this show is I put my music show up on mix club. Ah, I see. So that's the only difference, but everything. You throw that up. You throw it on his end caster. I do. You do. Excellent. I do. And Benji's cigar, Hacienda, whatever he calls it. Okay. Uh, actually name actually.
Speaker: You're welcome. It's what I do. Benji's House of Cigars. There you go. Way to way to completely rip off clicks out of music. This fucking guy. But I'm the creative one on this show, not him. Sometimes you got to do what you got to do. Well, I can't call it Ron Sensible Ron sense. That's already taken. You can call it John Sensible, John Sensible. There you go.
Speaker: You just take the first letter of your name. Yeah, he's removed. I guess I'll be Seagal. Ben, Sensical. Ben, Sensical, Ben, Sens. There you go. So we got us a talking point coming up, huh? Yeah, I'm curious. That's why I chose to go with this name.
Speaker: I thought it was because you were going to contact that nun. No, no, no, no. No. I couldn't get it out because Jeff wouldn't shut up, but I was going to say that. Consensical content. There you go. Yes, you have to keep your weena in your pants. Well, you don't have to keep it in your pants. You just can't show it on screen. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: Let's let's be honest. I'm not wearing any pants. I'm Donald Duck in it. It's poor. Donald Duck didn't wear pants either. Yeah, but the phrase is porky pig. The commonly tomato, tomato, potato, potato. You're this close to getting a full hand full beer. Just so you know.
Speaker: Don't worry. I got plenty time to duck. It's a long throw. You better have a long arm. Strong arm. I don't think you're going to make it. You would seriously just go. That full beer looks like it's about to hit me in the face. I should probably duck, but I'm probably not going. I like that you think I can see it from here.
Speaker: Oh, okay. Three days later. There you go. Something else I was going to say. Are you in Ohio yet? Pitches. There you go. So anyways, you know, come back to me. There was something else I wanted to bring up tonight as well. And then I had to do with Benji being here, but I can't remember what the fuck it was. Oh, that's why my name was like that.
Speaker: Benji is struggling right now. That's why he has this little. Did you know when he gets on screen with me and he sees my magnificent beard and nobody's nobody's talking to your beard dude. I will bear bad news. Some people might be. You don't know Jeff.
Speaker: I can't tell my four fans, not only fans. I guess you do have that. You have your four fans. $60 a month, bitches. Boom. Do the math. I make a whole $150 a year. Anywho, so speaking of doing things that you
Speaker: Here we go. Not following the rules. So yesterday, Benji sent me a little article. And I'd like to preference this article with the simple fact of Epstein didn't kill himself. Judge orders.
Speaker: named Jeffrey Epstein's associates to be released. A federal judge in New York has released or has ordered a vast unsealing of court documents in early 2024 that will make public the names of scores of Jeffrey's Epstein's associates. The documents are part of a civil lawsuit alleging Epstein's one time
Speaker: a pair of more. Yeah, just under legs Maxwell. Yep. Facilitated the sexual abuse of Virginia Gopher II. That was fucking 2016 something like that. She was but. Maxwell is currently serving her 20 years jail sentence or sentence in prison, but there's all students in the civil lawsuit.
Speaker: that the federal judges basically come out and said, look, all them names, they're going to release them anymore. So as I responded to somebody, give me that list. I want to see it. So my response to Benji was, excuse me, going to be a lot of suicides happening in the next couple of months. Um,
Speaker: But here's the thing. Just because you have a list of associates. Well, no, I don't think there is it. Did he say associates or did he say clientele? Says associates. Did he? Epstein's associates. I thought it was visitor logs of like the island.
Speaker: Associates visitor logs. I mean it comes down to Yeah, but but Like I said, I could be as an associate, but I clean this fucking pool, you know That doesn't clean out of this pool. That's Yeah, that that evidence is sealed in a security secure case I'm just saying But it's one of those things oh shit here he comes I
Speaker: it's one of those things. It's like, you know, specifically tag somebody for the link without this guy thinking he has to show. You are so right. I am not. You request my presence. The fuck you. Nobody requested your presence. It specifically said C toasty. No, I didn't. It does say associate. So, yeah, just because I mean, they can they can be on the same like an HOA and be an associate.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So is it going to really be, you know, after Benji and I were kind of talking and going back and forth and I've kind of been stewing on it today and thinking about it. Is it really going to be all that incriminating? Not really. I don't think it will, but there, there's a whole, the one controversy that came out with Epstein was, was that he was hanging out with people of major influence.
Speaker: And what what will come out of this is they're going to be like, Bill Gates, what the fuck are you hanging out with Epstein for? You know, he's a petal perv, right? Well, or, you know, Epstein had a huge influence and, you know, a lot of money and a big name. So, I mean, well, they also comes down to. Why? Why did he have the influence? How did you get the influence? That's never been.
Speaker: Yeah, that's been disclosed a little bit right there. But I mean, look at it like this. You don't want to be associated any way with this guy. Oh, no, you don't want to be the pool cleaner. And then you, let's take out like the pool cleaner. I'm talking about the top feeder people, not the bottom feeder. These people have endorsement deals and all these business ties. Do you not know how much money they can lose? Oh, billions.
Speaker: uh you went on mute or something that's weird you went mute or something i thought you had an open invite so my bad oh no no you can have a car yeah you went muted or something when she said i believe some people visited but they didn't do nothing i do believe that yeah but but once again it's like you're still associated so
Speaker: You're guilty by association. You're guilty by association, but here's the thing. I had this conversation a few months ago. A lot of people went down there. They probably didn't do anything. They know about it. That's why they're guilty by association. And Benji, you are muted. So whenever you come back up, let us know. I'll shut up. If y 'all talking about that island and we actually know, I'm gonna say we on purpose, but he ain't around no more. He said he's been by there. There's nowhere in hell. You didn't know what was going on when you got there. And I'm like,
Speaker: I understand half of that shit was underground, but I don't fucking know. Well, it's once again, you don't want to be associated with, but I think this is just the first domino. To my Epstein. Yeah, this will be the first major domino to fall. Harvey Weinstein, him. And let's be clear. They had a little fish.
Speaker: Yeah, I believe so as well. They're little fish. The people you know about are nowhere near the top. Just like the rich people we know aren't even the richest in the world. The rich people we hear about aren't even the richest in the world. Well, no, here's the thing though, when it comes to the richest people in the world, that list of richest people in the world is personal wealth. That's not family wealth. Like the Rockefellers, it's not one person that has all the money, it's all of them. You know who got more than them?
Speaker: Salt and Bernice, kind of mad motherfuckers rich as fuck. They build the birds. I'm big in all the names. Yeah. And I think those names higher than them. Yeah, they're called Jeff. So you're high for smoking, not high for money. No, I don't smoke weed. On camera. At all. In all seriousness, I can't. I get deathly sick.
Speaker: But once it comes down to, it's one of those things, this is the first domino to fall in the stuff that will be released. I can almost bet. Once again, you could be a partner on the HOA of the area you lived in and be quote unquote associated with. And then - Well, I don't think they're dominant down that dump. I think these are - I get it.
Speaker: I know what you're saying, but I'm putting it in context. Like if they ask for your associates, Chris, I of course would be on that list. So the point is, I'm going to publicly say, Chris and I didn't do it. But my point is, go away one more. It comes down to, if they start naming bigger, bigger names,
Speaker: People are gonna start asking more and more questions and then the next judge is gonna be like, okay I want the records of everybody that was on his plate And then they're gonna ask why the fuck were you on the plate? Well, yeah, I've seen that list but then somebody said they had his little black book There's there's
Speaker: That little black book somebody took like scans So it's out there, but a lot of stuff is like blacked out. It's it's you know Full list I've seen a bit of a list. I don't know if it's confirmed or not for my understanding Politicians from both parties
Speaker: The million is that we know. So pretty much any and everybody that we know and have heard of have been there. Oh, yeah. Even Trump y 'all. Well, Benji, what was the one thing that you said to me? What was the one thing that you said to me yesterday when we were talking about it, even if you got to go back to the discord to look at it, which I agree with 100 % about Panic Month. Do you remember what it was, Benji? It was like shit hitting the fan, something like that.
Speaker: Yeah. He said, you know, there are a lot of people in Hollywood and Democrats. Oh, yeah. themselves. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Republicans. Oh, yeah. Well, let's be honest. High ups in every industry. If you make even if you make more than a couple million a year, you've been associated. You've been there and you're you're you're sweating bullets right now. Oh, for sure. Well, you do not want to be on the list.
Speaker: I was a victim, Chris. Be honest. I was trafficked. I was trafficked. Anything you deserved and everything you asked for. Now that you say that, did you see the story? When you see the clip, Rick Flair said he was trafficked as a child. I did not know that. He found that he was adopted later on, but he was a victim of child trafficking. Hm. Forced him into wrestling at a young age. What was crazy is most of the celebrities we know
Speaker: have been through it. Jack Nicholson didn't find out he was a doctor. He was a grown fucking adult. He was there. So what do we celebrate? Who? Once again, here's my thing. When it comes to celebrities, celebrities, when they talk about quote unquote, important things, you're an actor didn't shut up.
Speaker: It's it's like No, and you know in all seriousness when it comes down to Celebrities and athletes talking out about stuff. Yeah, you put a ball in a hoop calm down. You're not some wise person when it comes to politics You're a basketball player No, no, no, we literally just got on the subject but it's like if you are you know, I
Speaker: That's that's like Chris telling me how to trade in the stock market. He does No, he doesn't because he doesn't know how My point is I don't know how to what? Trade in the stock market. That's like my point is because I know you don't How do you know I haven't been? My point is
Speaker: You don't take advice from a celebrity because they're that's not their area of expertise. Like if I was going to build something and I wanted to ask a question. Yeah, but you said that because Ashton Kutcher has a whole fucking organization and but was his idea and is 100 % funded by him. And I understand that. But he is he is an expert in that field now. But if he was just talking about it,
Speaker: Just flapping gums all the time and not doing anything then i'd tell him to go piss up a rope Is my point unless you're actually actively trying to fix the problem or quote unquote part of the problem As an athlete or actor or celebrity you killed No, you mind your fucking business. You shut the fuck up because your influence because there are some asshole out there well because
Speaker: Kanye West said it, I believe it. And that's a terrible example about Kanye West, but I don't think anybody believed what he said. But my point is, it's like, who was it that was talking the other day? I can't remember the actor's name.
Speaker: Fuck I can't remember what but he was talking shit, but he's not doing anything He was just giving his opinion sure So this again is the names on a list, right? They're they're gonna be who they are. They already know who they are It's just once it gets public. It's what's the ramifications then you're gonna get to see
Speaker: What these companies morals really are, right? Because you get, I do not like Disney at all, but old dude smack that girl around, dropped his ass, right? Old Disney dropped a Jack Sparrow guy, Johnny Debs.
Speaker: Yeah, but he got back though. He's getting back because he proved not guilty, right? But see, but see, you want to see who these real companies are who are going to drop these people and say, Hey, you know what? We're actually going to stand against the pedophiles.
Speaker: or we're just going to get back from them so we don't look like we're involved because there's several of them at Disney, right? Oh, yeah. Well, it's not just Disney. Well, that's specifically because they target kids so much. I see what you're saying. Right. Yeah, OK. That one girl, man, she's came out. Was that Rachel Zegler chick that's playing so white? Is it like a Carly show or whatever?
Speaker: Oh, she's came out like big time saying like a bunch of their stuff was super sexualized from this guy. He had like some foot fetish and they were constantly pouring stuff on their feet. He was hit. Really? Yeah. Corey Feldman has been coming out for years about the
Speaker: Yeah, Corey Feldman is not a hot chick. That's the point. No, like they don't know. Nobody cares about what happens to the dudes. But that's what I'm saying. Corey Feldman has been speaking out on it for years. Yeah. And he went black. He labeled him and made him out to look like a fucking lunatic where nobody listens to the crazy guy. Exactly. Only several times about the things that happened to him in court in the other court. Yeah. Yeah. You know, and now they've made
Speaker: Corey Feldman looked like an absolute fucking lunatic. Yeah. And it comes down to it. Well, look at Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle literally, quote unquote, according to HBO, made too much money on the Chappelle show. And he said, my fans are going to stand with this. And they said, they'll think you're a crackhead by the time you get home. And by the time he got home the next day, everybody thought he was fucking nuts. And it was all because he refused to wear a dress.
Speaker: Yeah, because he was like, I'm not going to wear a dress like that. I'm not that guy that that actor that recently got dropped from Disney and Marvel was Jonathan Majors. Yeah. You want to talk about some fucked up shit? Go watch the video of that altercation. What happened about him supposedly abusing this woman? Video shows her hitting him, him putting her in the back seat and closing the door and her coming back out of the car after him and him running down the road to get away from her.
Speaker: So it was all set up. I never thought of video. Yeah. I haven't seen the video going on in the background too. There was like some harassment going on that wasn't that, that I was happening after that. So again, again, it's where do these companies draw the line? Can you hit women? No, but can you touch kids again, ready to find out, right? That was, that's true. I mean, again, it's not, these people are so rich. If they don't work again,
Speaker: You know, and that's something something I was thinking about the other day I was I was watching I was scrolling through tiktok by like I was watching scrolling through tiktok and I saw it was like Riches comedians and it was just a scroll by and it said, you know, like Dave Chappelle's got 225 million and you and I don't remember the numbers but I got into where it was like Steve Harvey Steve Harvey's got like 400 million dollars
Speaker: That cat ain't got to work. Look, so he's worth that. He doesn't have everybody's worth that. Right. Well, yes, correct. But net worth is what it was. My point is he's his net worth is 400 million. I could live on 20 for life. Sure. So so if if
Speaker: Let's say, for example, and I'm just throwing out a name that I know is on the list, Tom Hanks. That motherfucker ain't got to work no more. He's got to be a billionaire by now. He's got to be. No, no. I think he's sitting around around 500. The point is, is like, if you, well Ellen DeGeneres, she got, she lost her show because apparently she's a cunt. She's a cunt in person. I heard that.
Speaker: So, but she's got she's got over $400 million. Yeah, she's good. She doesn't need to work. So just go away in obscurity. You know, go have fun. Go buy an island somewhere and disappear. Yeah, but, you know, that's at the end of the day, you can't go, oh, you've got enough money. Yeah, you just go away because this is people's passions. This is what they enjoy to do. They'd be like,
Speaker: You know, if for some reason they came up, whoever, whoever they are, I still haven't figured out who they are, but whoever they are, came up to me and said, they're no longer allowed to do the podcasting thing ever again. But here's a billion dollars, right? Yeah. Say, say down the road, we, we somehow managed to get lucky and go the road route of Joe Rogan.
Speaker: and we get a big -ass fucking payday from some podcasting platform. And then six months down the road,
Speaker: You say something or I say something or one of our guests come on the show and they say something that ruffles someone's feathers. And then they come back and they say, you can never do podcasting again. And then some asshole's like, I don't know what they're mad about. They've got enough money to live off of for the next six generations. It's not about the money sometimes. Sometimes it's about the passion. And I think I understand that. I think that's where, yeah, you know, we've seen an absence of Dave Chappelle and then Dave Chappelle came back because he loves doing stand up. He loves what he does. Yeah.
Speaker: So I would say right there, what you're saying is correct. You like what you do, right? So, right. Every place films, movies, you just, you just might not be able to do it here anymore. I'm sure in Bollywood, they would love some of these big name actors. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what was it? I were money.
Speaker: What was it? I can't remember who it was, but some some actress who's not a small name by any means But she did a commercial in Japan that will never see the light of day outside of Japan and and like For like 25 million dollars for like a day's worth of work. Yeah, a lot of them do Super big into doing those over there with those weird drinks. Well, look David has off that dude's huge in German. Oh
Speaker: That cat's like Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan can't leave his house in his home country because people freak the fuck out. The next segment's gonna be cooking with Tony. Yeah. But I mean, a lot of American actors, you know, because they're so big over here, you know, scold through Netflix.
Speaker: Yeah. And these Russian and Indian movies like Bollywood and these Russian movies and, and, and, and, and Mexican movies and whatnot. You'll see, you'll, you'll see somebody go, what the hell is this? This is going to be cool. It's like, like Scott Atkins. He's a huge MMA guy, a huge martial artist. He's done a ton of, uh, of movies, but all of his movies are overseas. He's done some American movies. Well, you saw that. What was that? Was that you saw the remake of, um,
Speaker: Overboard, right? What's her name? The chick from Scary Movie. Which one? Anna Faris. Anna Faris. Anna Faris did a remake of Overboard. But the roles are reversed. The guys, the asshole. That guy is like one of the number one Mexican actors in all of Mexico. He's worth like $200 million. But he can walk down through the States and nobody knows who he is.
Speaker: Scott Adkins has done a ton of movies. He's done a bunch over here in the States as well, but he's made his bread and butter overseas. Yeah, it might be just what they have to do. Like, hey, you know what? You're just not employable here. I mean, Disney's worldwide, right?
Speaker: Oh yeah. So, so you just go, they just have to go make their money elsewhere. Again, you go into like the Bollywood, that Bollywood guy who's like the main guy, I think he's one of the richest people in like that segment. Well, worth over a billion bucks. Yeah. Bollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood, they're, they, they have like the Tom Cruise of Bollywood. Yes. And that guy's got more money than the real Tom Cruise.
Speaker: Oh, it's over a billion dollars. Yeah. Insane amounts of money. And I get it. It's not about the money, but the problem that these people run into is they get so much money, they forget to be humble.
Speaker: Well, you have that much money, the rules start and starting. They don't really apply to you, especially when you have that much money and you're dealing with politicians. But it's not the money, it's the yes men that you surround yourself with. Yeah, but you got to have money to be able to get a yes man. I don't have money like that and I ain't got a yes man. So you got to have the money.
Speaker: Oh, agreed. Again, if you have your guest man, you have your politicians, you're hanging out with presidents, and you're all doing the same dirty -ish criminal shit, ain't nobody telling nobody. You know what I mean? Yeah, which is why - Well, the rules don't apply to us. So they're like, fuck it until there's a slip up. Yeah. And it's like, oh man. And that's when you can change an entire
Speaker: everything has to change at this point, right? The judicial system, the government has to change, the TV has to change. I mean, it's got to affect...
Speaker: I would say 90 % of entertainment and politics because it's so widespread and so deep and multi -country involved. I mean, you even have Oprah Winfrey accused of taking those girls over there from that school and filtering them over to the island. Yeah, I heard that. Isn't there a bunch of those girls missing? Yeah. Like it's just gone from Hawaii. No, no, no, not from Hawaii. No, it's from a school in Africa. Can Kenya?
Speaker: There's some from Hawaii missing and trying to label her with two. No, but she has that school in Kenya and some of the girls from that school have been found on the island. Yeah, and that was a whole big set up. There was a whole big conspiracy because the government over there was like, why are you trying to make this so nice? It just didn't fit. And even the government was questioning it. Do what?
Speaker: It's a crazy scenario and I'm looking forward to seeing what they have to say. Again, if you if you hear Bob Jones is on the list.
Speaker: Who the fuck is Bob Jones? Nobody cares. Nobody cares. We understand who Bob Jones is. He's nobody. You see Tom Hanks, everyone's like, oh, that dirty bastard. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. If you're a celebrity in any. Yeah. Amen to that. But that's maybe he was. But that's the thing. If you're a major
Speaker: Celebrity athlete politician, whatever which is still celebrity status and you end up on if you're on that list of associates You are fucked But it's good when you did it or not Just cuz you went there doesn't mean them. I gotta I gotta get a benefit of that on it. Just I understand that but but nobody gave Johnny Depp benefit of doubt that they know Johnson made so same way Johnson major Everybody everybody gave Oh, what's his name?
Speaker: Ben of the doubt and turns out he was lying small yet. Everybody's like, Oh yeah, small yet. What's Jesse small yet? Everybody's like, it must be true. And that motherfucker was lying. You had to do jail. Yeah. He was lying. Oh, I thought he was a lion. Like move. Have you, have you seen, have you seen the two guys that helped him stage it reenact it? Funniest thing you ever see. They're literally talking about how they set it up.
Speaker: I had a problem with it and it was January. Well, pretty much it was the winter in Chicago. And you're going for a Subway sandwich. It's below freezing. And these two other cats are just walking around and it's like six below. I can believe folks walking around looking for trouble, but you're going for a Subway sandwich two in the morning by yourself in Chicago. Yeah, you're looking for trouble. It's through me for a loop.
Speaker: Well, you know, it's like free. They found the shit out of him. Oh, my God, they find out. No, the the the funniest. I'm sorry. The funniest thing was the cops show up and he's still got the noose around his neck. That ain't funny. That's because you're not supposed to remove. You know, you know, it's not. No, it's not. Dude, he's quote unquote traumatized. The first thing you do is take that thing off. Even a cop said. And you still got it on. I hate to say this.
Speaker: But Charles Barkley roasted the shit out of him. That dude don't give a fuck. Charles went off and Shaq was crying. It was Shaq's laughing that had me hurting so bad. Oh, Shaq.
Speaker: It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was,
Speaker: Speaking of speaking of something that had me laughing my ass off So as you know, I watch the news every day and I get up I'm start work and in between meetings I have Facebook news from the day before and I'm watching it Did you hear what will happen over the weekend in the halls of Congress? No less. Yeah, I did
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, oh boy decided he's gonna shoot himself a porno of himself getting forked By another dude. Did you see the picture in the same place? Yeah, the pictures hilarious in the same room Where they in they like if you have to if you're called to Congress Chris to actually testify They're like Chris. We think you did something wrong. We're gonna ask you some questions. They bring you to this certain room It's called the heart room
Speaker: This dude, while everybody was away, late at night, set up a camera, jumped up on a desk and told his old boy, get it. And old boy got it. God have mercy. Now he was getting it. Well, I haven't seen the video. Oh, but he was a snapper. You know he was. Yeah, from that picture. Let's be honest. That dude, that dude's like, I'm ready to make eye contact, daddy. Oh, man.
Speaker: It was bad. Oh, it was bad, bad. He wouldn't even try to be discreet about it in case somebody walked in and he had a shirt on. He's taking everything. But he was a staffer. And the funny thing is... He was getting the staff. Have you ever... Well, there's a show on Fox called Gutfield. And Gutfield just went into like 27 puns.
Speaker: about about this whole thing. Oh, it was hilarious. I laughed so hard to the damn show. You doing okay over there, Connor? Oh yeah, man. I get my house on Friday, man. I'm ready. We're just not getting set it in. I see the little one over there. Good stuff. Good stuff. I ain't gonna hold y 'all up there. I would have been in the damn way.
Speaker: I've been going to bed kind of early. Try not to stay up late. Y 'all don't go to bed. Y 'all don't go to bed. You don't leave the house. Kiss my ass. You just finished. Good reason. I had to just put my profanity because you have a child there, but I don't like that. She's asleep. Don't worry about it. She's asleep. She's one. She won't hear you. Yes, she will. Two things children know. Sex and profanity. Don't be fooled. He's asleep. She don't.
Speaker: Fuck your kid. Whoa. Calm down, calm down, Epstein. Got him. You're going to get on the list, boy. I was going to say, she looks like she is lights out. Yeah, she's dead to the world, son. She was real sick last night. She was hacking up along all night, like till 3 in the morning. So she's like, she's real time. Get that Birmingham ceiling spray.
Speaker: Seriously, that'll help you. Dude, I got that stuff. And I tried it on myself. I'm not going to do this to my kids because. That'll cure her cough, Connor. Yeah. That'll cure what the hell is, yeah. Just a little, just a little nip. Just a little nip. A little splash. Throw it in that bottle. Oh, yeah. If my wife ever caught me doing that, she would shoot me in the face. Her family would, too.
Speaker: No, her family would come to my funeral. I mean, make sure you don't come back. My mother -in -law would be given the eulogy. Hell, she loves me almost as much as her own son. I sent her a picture the other day. It was a t -shirt that said favorite son. I said I wanted this for Christmas because my brother -in -law lives right up the road from me. I said I'm going to wear it every time I go to her.
Speaker: go to his house. Y 'all are good. Y 'all gentlemen, behave. What's up? Y 'all not broadcasting during the holidays. Uh, so our schedule is going to be a little wonky, so we won't be scared. We won't be doing a show. Obviously Christmas right that Monday. We'll be back for Wednesday. I'll be doing my music show Friday. Right.
Speaker: We probably won't be doing a show Saturday unless Jeff, like I said, Jeff said he's going to take the night off too. Because we're actually going out. That is a New Year's Eve weekend. I don't suggest it. We're actually going out to PA. Nikki and the kids and I are going to go to PA to spend New Year's Eve weekend with her parents and her son and whatnot. And watch the bowl games.
Speaker: And then I think, I don't know if we'll be, then I won't do a show that Monday, but then we'll be back on schedule the Wednesday after New Year's. Yeah, you good, you good. Yeah, the holiday weekend's always gonna be easy. A little wonky and whatnot, but. It's actually a pretty good weekend for people to do shit, but people are going to be doing things, you know what I'm saying? Mm -hmm. Just being honest. So y 'all be good, good seeing all of y 'all. I'm still around. We know.
Speaker: Oh, and those other two broadcasts that jumped over yours, I'm dead serious. That was not intentional. The message was yours. You know, I always try to keep a code out the broadcast. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. The kicker was we were supposed to do one earlier that Saturday and I didn't hear from them two hours later and I was like, okay, let's get this over with. Now, that's the second time I did. I know what he's going to say. Let me get up on my toes like a bitch. I'm just glad to know you ain't dead, Tony.
Speaker: I ain't doing this to broadcast. Do you not have the internet? Do you not have social media, Connor? Trust me. He's still out there like six days a week doing something. Oh, yeah. He's everywhere. And God forbid you have the notifications on, because you'll get $400 on. This motherfucker. Almost as bad as that. But y 'all be good, man. I'll catch y 'all later for real. All right. Load in first. Chris.
Speaker: just to show and I'm going to show this quick because this is the cleanest this is the cleanest picture I could find this is dude it's so funny it's so fucking funny that well this so this is the cat this is the room actually this is from the video actually where is the there's a picture of the room
Speaker: Jeff's just in the background in the middle of this stream looking up porn, seeing where the cream spot is. So you can screenshot it and put it on here. It's like, pause. So this room, and I'm trying to find out the
Speaker: It's called the Hart Senate office building. It's a big room too, man. It's massive. It's not small. This is where like Condoleezza Rice was talked to. James Colby. What Jeff is doing is he's trying to find the actual video so that he has something. And then once he finds it, he's gonna be like, Oh, well, guys.
Speaker: I'm tired. There he goes. So for instance, the microphone's still on. Don't mind what I'm doing. James told me when he was on there about the... That is the room that it happened. Dude, that looks like a fucking...
Speaker: Do you remember when when when Russia gate, you know Trump everybody thought Russia Trump had ties with Russia and all this where they asked James Comey the guy that showed up with the tape They said hey, they asked him in front of everybody. That's the same room. I
Speaker: This is where they like, if you're going to be a Supreme Court judge, they have to question you. This is the room that happens. You are way too excited and way too eager about this. You are like really trying to sell this fucking room. It's not one of your pyramid. He has this room. What side of the aisle do you think this gentleman is on, Chris? What's that? What side of the aisle do you think this gentleman is on?
Speaker: Republican or Democrat? Is he a Republican or? No, actually he's a Democrat. Oh, that's I said I said the game. I can't wait to vote for Biden again. You might have a choice but to vote for him. Your vote might already be cast and you not even know it. Yeah. According to what happened today.
Speaker: I recommend everybody write in a ballot and vote for me in 2024. I was actually thinking of that. So if right now in, is it Oklahoma? The Oklahoma GOP, where they select who's going to be the presidential nomination for the Democratic, for the Republican party. The Oklahoma State Senate said Trump cannot be on the ballot. It's Colorado. Is it Colorado?
Speaker: Like I said, everybody who hears this write me in and then I'm not going to have a vice president. I'm going to go full on King Arthur and I'm going to have like a Knights of the Round Table thing. It'll be like my buddy. It just, it just be us. Well, you know, the Santa said today that he was going to take a bad enough in Florida. There you go. He said two states can play that game. So we're even it out here.
Speaker: Well, even Chris's boy, Vashwami, the guy you liked, the Indian guy? He's a badass. He's awesome. Who said I liked him? You did. I don't know why he wasn't like so straight to the court. No, I liked Francis. No, no, no. You like this Vashwami guy. He doesn't fuck around. He's all right. He doesn't fuck around. He's awesome. He basically spoke Colorado. He said, I will not be there unless Trump's there.
Speaker: And I challenge all the other Republican people in this race to do the same. If not, they basically call him giant fucking pussies if they don't boycott that GOP center. That actually might be the words he used. He ain't scared. Yeah, he basically said, he said, you're a giant pussy if you don't. I like Ramaswami. I don't have nothing against him. That's the guy.
Speaker: Yeah, but I'm more, I'm more like, I like DeSantis. I just, DeSantis has no fucks to give and he hasn't for the like last six years. I mean, the man literally told Disney to suck his dick. Oh no, even better. Watch, watch, watch the, the boys, they had the debate a couple of weeks ago and DeSantis just stood there.
Speaker: Roshwami, whatever his name is, he went to town. He told the dude to shut the fuck up, didn't he? He literally told dude, unless you're you're going to tell us who's funding you, shut up. Get off. I like I like to say, like I said, he had the balls to stand up to Disney, tell him to suck his dick. He said, Covid's moment. Florida's not closing. We're wide the fuck open in Florida.
Speaker: I'm gonna do whatever you want, you know. The guy's got fucking big brass balls that he carries around in a world where, you know, granted he's only five foot two, and he puts stilts in his cowboy boots, but it does. I've seen those pictures. You cannot, I've looked at those pictures, those boots, and I think I would be six foot two in those. This might be not a very good reason to vote for somebody, but I vote for Nikki Haley because
Speaker: I was in South Carolina when she was in South Carolina and she's a badass too. She plays no games. He destroyed her. Yeah, but let's be honest. She's backed by like black rock and all that. Yeah, we can all like Ramaswami and there's a lot of people that like Ramaswami, but let's be honest. You know, he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell. Oh, no, he doesn't.
Speaker: this year. Yeah, it unfortunately it's going to come down and and I think we're Swami is kind of young still. Like what was it? What does it do? Like 35? He's very young. I think in all honesty, it probably wouldn't hurt anything to get some young blood in office. Well, the beauty of having him to go foreign. Well, I agree. However,
Speaker: He's not going to be the nominee because if Trump is allowed to continue, Trump would be the nominee because he's bleeding, biting by six points already. The point is Rashrami getting his name out there now. The next election, he's the runner. Because he's still going to be young. He's still going to have that same. He's going to have even more fire. And he's going to basically he's going to be Donald Trump 2 .0.
Speaker: OK, Mark. Yeah, he'll be in office if Trump. Yeah, he's right up there with Trump. He has zero fucks to give. Yeah, he'll hold a pretty big position if Trump gets in office, whether it be VP or something like that. I think that would be a good spot for him as well, having VP. However, there's talks. I should all just write me in.
Speaker: I actually, I'm with Melania Trump on this. Tucker Carlson to be VP. Hey Jeff. What was you, what was you saying earlier about people talking when their opinion don't matter? My opinion matters. Then we could all shut the fuck up. You should live in Mexico. Calm down Juan. It's called an absentee ballot. It's called an absentee ballot. Biden then. Or Kamala.
Speaker: I'm all of the great or the conqueror or whatever. No, but the point is what a great wrestler. What a great wrestler she was back in the day of WWF. They're big old fat. Come on. Come on the grawler. Seriously, the wrestler back in the 90s, it was it was Kamala. Oh, is it?
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look up the Ugandan giant or something like that. I'll talk about Tony. But yeah, there's there's Trump obviously hasn't named his VP because it's not gonna be old cat that it was before because fuck him. But
Speaker: If it's not Tucker, it's going to be very Swami. Yeah, I'd like to see Tucker get into something. He's never held a political office, but he's super diverse in it. He knows all about the policies and he's pretty fair. He's pretty fair to be honest. Well, on top of that, it's a chance for him to put his money where his mouth is, so to speak.
Speaker: I mean, for years he's been like, you should do it this, you should do that. Well, okay, let's put your money where your mouth is. And I think that's where people are pushing it for it. I think it'd be totally worth it. It'd be hilarious. It would be hilarious. Yeah, I'd like to see him do something. But yeah, like I said, I watch
Speaker: Every morning I get up and like in between meetings, I have my Facebook newsfeed and it's always the day before. So today all, all was about Colorado to the point where I was like, fuck it. Well, there's gotta be something else. But that's all he talked about. And then yesterday was all about dude getting, going to pound town with the, with the, with the German no less.
Speaker: Exactly what I thought nobody made that joke all day. It was so upsetting that nobody called the Nazi founder Oh Dude, I have not seen the video. I'm not gonna watch it but Obviously some of these news anchors is like you don't need to see it Come back on the show Saturday night
Speaker: And he'd be like, I actually watched that video for four hours. Stop sending me videos, Chris. Don't judge me. But yeah, it was hilarious today. Hardcore journalistic investigation is what Jeff is going to write. All right.
Speaker: take notes that's basically the audio from it apparently I don't know I thought I heard that it wasn't quiet either well that's what I said that room is huge it's probably got great acoustics yeah exactly
Speaker: And the whole joke was, I'm sure that's not the only sex happening in that area. But you filmed it, dude. The kicker is this. This kid is going, he was fired, obviously, for good reason. But now he's playing the victim. I'm like, dude, you filmed it. Did the kid know that he was being filmed?
Speaker: He's like, I was set up. Yeah, I set up that camera. Well, he was catching though. Yeah, he was definitely catching. He was definitely the Johnny Bench of that situation. Yes, he was. Yes, he was. I don't want to see it, but. If you ask me. Yeah, he's in some trouble.
Speaker: Well, they're, they're basically saying he technically should be charged like the people on January 6th. Yeah. He's a Democrat. It'll never happen. Of course not. And he's the victim and because he's part of the week in a week, it will all be forgotten. It'll be like, it never happened. It'll all be washed under the rug. You know, in the same fault with Hillary's laptop and other Biden's laptop.
Speaker: Well, Hunter's been indicted. He's been subpoenaed. Sounds like some broke back Germans to me. Broke back confidence. Broke back confidence. I told you, you can't believe anything he says.
Speaker: This is only the second one I've had during the show. You better run outside. You're a liar from hell. Yeah. He's a Democrat. What do you expect? Please. I lean more far right than you do. I'm way more right than you are. Oh, yeah. But I also said in the middle, I lean more right. But yeah, you're a right wing lunatic. I know.
Speaker: Why don't you put up your clan sign behind you? I got to go to Democrat. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. The Democrats started the clique KKK. Yeah. Well, put up your huge racist fucking flag you made behind you instead of the American flag. It's not a racist flag. It's not a racist flag. You got a Confederate flag? Yeah. Well, just like this one, I made
Speaker: for my cousin. He wanted the same thing. His crazy ass cousin is in a goddamn militia. He wanted a Confederate flag made. Let's be honest. Because basically, you can see where the screws are. Well, not really because of the light. But there's three screws here. And it holds letters that say M2A three dimensionally.
Speaker: It actually hovers above and the Confederate flag had it as well. The militia for the Second Amendment. I'm not very diverse in my militias. It could be an Ohio version of Waco. Pretty much, but there's only like five. And they're in Chris's town.
Speaker: Yeah, they're not far from me. They're in Mount Vernon, I believe. Yeah, that's actually mine.
Speaker: Not my hometown. Let's be honest, it's like 20 miles. It's maybe a half hour from my house. The government's going to go in there and murder a bunch of people. Cause all these guys do, they just, they go out to the square on like Saturday night, lay their guns on the hood and stand there.
Speaker: And then say, we're, we're a militia. Yeah. Cops drive by. Hey, we're a militia. All right. It's from, it's from my dad's family. They're from, they're from, I kid you not Coolville, which is a town much like where Chris was born has not changed. It's literally Coolville, Ohio.
Speaker: That's what I know. We've had this, but has not changed in like 80 years. Yeah, no, my hometown, the wagon train that goes through there. It's right up there. Coolville's the same way. Outside of the fact that the Amish have built some more houses. I don't even think there's Amish in Coolville.
Speaker: It's Ohio. How much is everywhere fucking everywhere? Cool. And we got the M2A militia, baby. Watch out. You talk as much shit about the Amish as you want on here. No, the 2020 census for Coolville, Ohio. Take a guess on how many people live there. I never even heard of it. 452 people. That's my kind of fucking town. Total.
Speaker: as of 2020. And all 452 of them are related. Probably. And they're already betrothed to each other. And all 452 of them are Alabama fans. It is. All the Ohio State class houses get burned down. On a cold summer night, you can hear the distant screams of roll tide.
Speaker: And we all know what I mean. Every time someone yells real time, somebody knocked their sister out. And by the way, Scooby Doo's town was Coolsville. Had an S. Whatever. Shut the fuck up, Jeff. I'm just saying. Actually, Coolsville.
Speaker: uh and some of the movies was actually in ohio yeah either way who the fuck cares it's actually cools with an s not cool with no s that's coolville nobody cares that was taken like two years ago this is why you're in your office look at bladensburg look at bladensburg
Speaker: Yeah, the four people that are they're going to listen to the 55 people that live there. They still have power running water. I can't live in small town. Ohio is all the fucking honest ruin it. Well, I have many obvious are awesome, dude. I love the Amish. Hey, they put up a barn up in 30 minutes. Yeah, I know you burn it down. They'll put it back up in 20 seconds.
Speaker: You see that old family guy skip? Keep shooting down the fucking barn and like every 10... Bladensburg! Hold on, I put in wrong book because it came up with Maryland and not Ohio, so hold on. I was going to say, me tell me. 180 people live at Bladensburg. Damn, that is tiny. Yeah.
Speaker: That's where your mom's your dad, and your dad's your brother. I'm in the smallest town I've ever lived in in my life right now. Outside of the Amish, which there's a large number of Amish there, there's like four families, four big families that went to East Knox that lived there. And all the Amish, the Yoders, and the houses, and whatever the hell, all them weird Dutchy names.
Speaker: I can tell you where the school is, where the diner is, where Rainbow Bridge, I can tell you everything. We've worn well -placed tornado and that town is gone.
Speaker: be a really because not really because most of those houses there are were were built properly and they're 100 years old. So we're kind of like log like log cued everything brick stone. Yeah. You know, they were there's they're solid fucking houses. Yeah, tornado would hit there and the towel go bitch, whatever.
Speaker: There's a big sign. It just looks like it looks like the one from Ace Ventura.
Speaker: This is welcome to Bladensburg. I know it's just like the Ray Fink sign and Ace Ventura. It's all spray painted. It's my smiling face with my belt with a thumbs up picture was taken back in 1842.
Speaker: It is Bladensburg, Ohio is a mile by one mile square. The BMW factory is the same size. Well, well, here's the thing. It's bigger now, quote unquote, downtown Bladensburg is a mile long, a mile wide. Yeah. But you know, but here's the crazy thing where my house was. So
Speaker: We actually had a Howard address, even though we lived in Bladensburg. Right. Because my mailbox was on the right side of the driveway. Yeah, it was literally the county law that goes right down the middle of the road. Well, not the county, huh? It was like, we all got it. But we looked at moving our mailbox, and because it got knocked down, I don't know who the hell smashed our mailbox. It blows my mind.
Speaker: Unsolved. Oh, there's two giant Bronco lines right here. Unsolved histories. It definitely wasn't a Bronco. But, but we were looking at it. And had we put it on the other side, then our address would have been Bladensburg. And there was only, you know, there's only 10, 15 feet. Yeah.
Speaker: Sorry, but, you know, regardless, I'm from Blainsburg. See, I had the same thing at my parents' house. One side of the road was Excellent County. The other side was Johnson County. But it wasn't County. It was towns. Howard is where my height was. Blainsburg is where I lived. It was all in Knox County, which was right.
Speaker: So if you're shopping F5 in the middle, they're gone. Nope, they're not gone. It's the home of the champ. You can't hurt it. I'll drop. I'll hit the tornado with an F5. And if you're not a wrestling fan, you've got to get under fire. No, but in all honesty, it's like places like Bladensburg and Coolville back in the day, those houses are built solid.
Speaker: I miss Williamsburg. My great grandpa's house sits on like 120 acres in the middle of fucking nowhere. I honestly don't think, I mean, they had a wood burning stove in the middle of fucking living room. But, but even, even when you live in town of Williamsburg, you're still out in the middle of fucking nowhere. Oh yeah. Yeah. You can still have.
Speaker: The town ordinance was scream as much as you want. We can't hear you. The elementary used to be there. Now it's the community center. Whatever the fuck that means. We have not enough kids. We have a literally has two pumps in the gas station inside the gas station. It's like as big as my bedroom. There's a family owned diner there and and then there's an ice cream shop which they put that in when I was in high school. It's right next to the post office.
Speaker: And then there's a general store and I think the general store is actually finally closed down to be 100 % honest with you. Or don't they? What though? A star, my amigo. That is a word in context. From the from the DR.
Speaker: We're gonna lose all of our fans from the DR if you start trying to speak Spanish What number five the town I grew up in was in 2020 census was 1963 Jeff's older shit. He's more like a creepy uncle Ryan. I
Speaker: back to where he belongs and shoot him over the wall or just sit him down just outside the border in Texas like they did all was it twenty six thousand today and apparently apparently they're **** treating these motherfuckers over at the VA instead of taking our guys. Yeah, I know right. I saw that too. That's ****
Speaker: Wait, I didn't grow up. This is the problem. You don't watch the news right now. Just out just just across the border in Texas. There is was it was it 12 12 or 15 ,000 illegals? I think what to the whole VA? It's the VA is treating them as in taking care of them. But they're they're they're telling veterans go go piss up a rope. Exactly.
Speaker: This is the biggest load of horse shit ever. Sorry. That's crazy. Major, what were you saying about Ohio? Yeah, I didn't realize how small my town was. It's 1 ,500 people as of 2023. Y 'all come from some teeny tiny places. I'm in the smallest town I've ever lived in in my life, and it's 17 ,000 strong.
Speaker: So they're estimated by 2026, my town will grow by 12 people. You're personally from down by, uh, Southern Ohio, the river. Yeah, you're down on the river. Yeah. There's a lot of not, I mean, it was a big city compared to where I'm from. But, um, yeah, unfortunately, when you get down along the river, especially on the West Virginia, Kentucky side of things, which is basically all of Southern Ohio.
Speaker: Well, it's, it's a lot of, uh, a lot of like industrial work and real work. And it's a lot of, there's a lot of poverty down there in Southern Ohio. It would, that did not grow up in a great place. Yeah. Like right now where I live, the population of Cancun, which is roughly about 30 miles round, uh,
Speaker: 888 ,000 nobody cares So this is the biggest city that I will ever live in and I don't want to live in anywhere I don't want to I want small I hate the big This is this has been my favorite place that I've been so far. I love this smaller place my mother -in -law lives in small town, Illinois and like it's I want to say last time I checked 1800 1800 was the population and
Speaker: and while we were staying with her I might not have liked being in such a small house with six fucking people but dude I went to the cases and by day three going up to the cases everybody knew my fucking name yep I love that shit I went to Dollar General at 9 o 'clock at night and there's nobody there I'm the only person in the fucking store that was the problem in the town I grew up
Speaker: When I was growing up, if I did something in town because I literally got busted for doing burnouts down Main Street, and it wasn't hard to notice because who drives the Black 69 Chevelle? Oh, that's Jeff. Oh, shit. Next thing you know, they're knocking on my door. So standing out was not hard.
Speaker: But it also didn't help that I was an idiot. I said he didn't see any illegals at the Houston VA and he takes his dad there for his appointments. It wasn't in Houston though. Where was it? Honestly, it was probably in El Paso. When we were in El Paso, they had signs on the fucking on the wall because the walls right next to the fucking highway. They had signs along the highway that said watch out for falling people. Watch out for falling people? Falling people.
Speaker: I should have taken pictures of that shit. It was, I mean, it's kind of funny, but it's also like super sad. But like, when we had the big, the like big issue at the border, there were people lined up all along the fucking wall on El Paso. And the quote unquote homeless crisis became terrible for like three weeks because they didn't know where to put all these people. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, dude, it was fucking eagle pass eagle pass that crazy
Speaker: Honestly, it was really depressing because you had people from not just Mexico, but you had people passing through Mexico coming from South American countries that are just trying to get to the United States. They're just trying to get the fuck out. They're like, what the fuck? Oh, Jesus Christ. This article says there was 11 ,000. I heard as high as 16 ,000 today.
Speaker: And that's the ones they were able to stop. But basically what they're doing is Texas is basically giving the cops the ability to deport people because the US government's not doing shit. And obviously Biden's administration is going to fight it. Bang, bang, motherfuckers. I'm going to put my pole into the back of your head. Sorry.
Speaker: somehow I don't think you're gonna do shit. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired.
Speaker: on the American border and start shooting them back across my head. That would be fucking hilarious. You give them a mild parachute so they slowly fall as opposed to land and bounce. All you hear all day long, all night long for the...
Speaker: What was the guy's name? Greg Abbott signed a bill making it illegal, illegal, ambulance immigrants, a state crime, which means the state police can do something about it where before it was just a federal front and nobody was doing shit about it. 100 % true, Brian. 100 % true. They started putting, uh, started putting standard active duty people up on the border as well. That it's like a special fucking duty. It's wild. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, what was it? They were talking about like 220 ,000 this year. And that's supposedly a low number. It's mind blowing. Yeah. Dude, all this free advertisement I've been giving garage beer all night. That's what I'm saying. Richard Rowling thinks you
Speaker: Yep. I'm sure he's getting hit by hooking up a sponsorship deal and sending me some free booze. He's such an alcoholic. HK Rollins, brother, you hear me? Screenshot your screenshot this and email it to him. Like, hey, man, like the beer, I'm showing it on my podcast. I got his email. All right, Mr. Big Shot. No, I got a zero because I looked it up.
Speaker: It's all fun and games till he shows up on Epstein's list. I don't think Richard Rollins is slightly big enough to be on Epstein's list. Hey, that Democrats knows how to back out of something. Yeah, he did. I don't think he was backing out. I think he was backing into a deal.
Speaker: Hey man, same time. Ben, do you have a new bottle of bourbon given to me for my birthday? Bibbon Tucker, debit share. Fantastic. I got some Jack Daniels. Yeah, Brian. Some Jack Daniels, honey. I don't drink bourbon, but I'll take some beer. That was given to me for being an awesome... By the way... Jack Daniels, how old are you? What the fuck is... Old enough to drink Jack Daniels.
Speaker: By the way, that list of 175 Epstein associates has to be released by January 1st. I feel like 175 narrows it down to the people who went to the island. I want to get some street. I think so too. That's not just like people he knew and worked with. That was people that went to the island. If it's only 170 people,
Speaker: Yeah, that's that's a small number. I'm sure that cat knew a lot more. Oh, yeah. But there was a button that says high profile associates. It's not they're not worried about small, small data. They're not going to care about his fucking pool boy. Or wanted Fernando his landscaping crew would be a long and Fernando Fernando might have been stuck on that island. You don't know. Yeah, you don't know.
Speaker: Maybe that Democrats just trying to get rid of some old habits and, and, and, and what's his name from Virgin mobile and the guy who owns Amazon and, and, you know, you know, whose name you'd never see on that list. Goddamn Elon Musk, but you know, whose name is probably on that list. Fucking Mark Zuckerberg. I'm talking to you. Oh, I guarantee it.
Speaker: don't want to fight you, Mark. You're pumped out against my man, Elon. Now I'm stepping up. Come and get you some nerd. That actually sounds fucking good. I have tried it with honey or lemonade. It's actually, I agree with Brian. It is actually really good. I just really like it with sweet tea. I just, I'm not a big fan of Jack Daniels. I'm not a big, big whiskey guy.
Speaker: I'll drink Irish whiskey. You got a bloody vagina over there. Can't drink whiskey. A little bit. How old are you? How old are you? Dude, it's not my fault that you were Jesus' battle buddy. All right. Get the fuck out of here. That was Tony. Let's be honest. Tony babysat Jesus. Blake was there for the writing of the 10 Commandments, all right? We all know who sold Jesus out. And it wasn't Judas. It was your boy, Blake.
Speaker: it was 30 years
Speaker: i thought you was going to train me tonight it's early betrayed dude all right hey send me your emails i'll do it sleep tight scotch so i can make fuck i forgot to buy scotch so i can make makeup dude so have you seen all these different
Speaker: drinks that like I want to send Nicki a whole bunch of drinks for them so Chris to try them because there's all sorts of like Christmas style mixed drinks that I see on TikTok. It's like you mix this and the add cinnamon and of course, it's alcoholic drink, but it's called the you know, the Grinch and it's a green drink, but it's got alcohol in it. I want to send them all to Nicki and then have her make them on the show for Chris to try.
Speaker: I don't know. Have you seen the the Grinch? So, you can use the cash app for the money because I ain't here in here. I'm not the problem. Have a good day, brother. Appreciate you hanging out tonight. Alright. Uh yeah, no. Um yeah. Cuz that's I don't I know you don't have that stuff. Some of that stuff is like you have to specially buy a whole
Speaker: but yeah, I keep finding all these cool ones. I'm like, you know what? I'm not mad at it. Yeah. Cause I don't, I don't drink. No, but being the alcoholic that you are, I can say, Hey Chris, what's that taste? Does it actually taste like they say on the TikTok video? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nikki does that to me all the time. Like when we go to a brewery, yeah. Like, she'll be like, taste this.
Speaker: What's it taste like? And I'll hit on every, and it's like, I don't even, like, what is it? Just, just take it and I'll hit. And then after I take a drink, she'll tell me and I'll hit on everything.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: your name's mistake. Yeah, there's I keep seeing these pop up and they do it each season like they had a pumpkin spice. Jack Daniels mix that I was like, oh, Nikki would like that because she's a pumpkin spice. Yeah, I know.
Speaker: There would probably be, well fuck, I don't even know if that'd be a cool thing to go. You would just spend so much money. Well, no, the thing would be to do would be to like go to Nikki's bar and be like, make me one. You guys have all the ingredients? Yeah, if she could do that. Yeah, right. Exactly. It's slow night, which is typically not the weekends and
Speaker: Right. No, but like, even if you like, yeah, exactly. No, but like, if you went to a drive home, tastes like Uber. This shit tastes like sheets at three o 'clock in the morning. It would be almost like knock sheets now.
Speaker: They ain't got shit on sheets, but I have time to be your buck tooth beaver motherfuckers. I'm that weird thing. Why is that gas station so big? Is it just for the novelty? It's the same thing. Sheets is the same way up here. Why do you need 150 gas pumps? That is a little ass hand.
Speaker: Oh my god. Fucking
Speaker: I had the best fucking old fashioned of my life. I've never had an old fashioned. I've not either. You know, I've never been a big I don't like to try new stuff because I don't want it to taste like shit and then I still got to pay for it. You know, the first time the first time I tried scotch, I got it and I was like, wow, this is not what I thought it was. I'm going to drink it, but I'm kind of pissed. I got to pay for it because I don't like
Speaker: Well, because we went on our anniversary last year, we went to a really expensive fucking restaurant. It's like the first time I've actually been able to take my wife. It was expensive for us. Let me rephrase. She on the menu was duck and lamb and we had duck and lamb for dinner. All right. And I had a prime steak. Like that's expensive for us.
Speaker: hell yeah i ordered an old -fashioned because i was like this is expensive it's high class we'll see how it is and oh my god you're gonna be bougie tonight i get you but it was a 20 drink jesus christ oh yeah no no i didn't have another i would have asked him if he came with pandas i started that drink at the beginning of the thing sing while i drink it i'm just saying
Speaker: But they did all the fancy crap with it. I could care less about the aesthetics, but it was so good. Oh my gosh. Really? I'm not big on a whiskey, but that was real. It was the best one I've ever had. Have you ever been to a Argentinian steakhouse? No. No, they give you a disc, and it sits in a little tray. And one side of the disc is red, one side is green.
Speaker: If you leave it on green, they will slowly walk around with giant skewers of meat and cut you off pieces. Oh, let's go until you turn it red. And if you don't turn it red, they'll keep going. It's it's a buffet style, but then you don't get your meat from the buffet. You just get your sides. You know, you get your tuna salad or whatever salads and you get steak houses. Yeah. Yeah. I've heard of that. Holy shit.
Speaker: We get one we got one here it's called mr. Papa's pump us and After about 45 minutes, I'm like dude I gotta I need a break
Speaker: I'm getting meat sweats. You know, you're getting the sweats. Yeah, you just like you feel like a fat ass with it because they don't bring out like little bitty pieces. They got these giant pieces of meat on a giant, what looks like a sword that they stole from fucking an eagle Montoya. They're like, would you like some steak? Oh, yeah, buddy. It's so amazing. Honestly, the worst part about it's only like 40 bucks.
Speaker: A person, the worst part about that meal though was, uh, so we started off with like some tortilla or duck crisps. Oh, the bill pissed me off because of that fucking drink. But no, the worst part was I got that. I got the prime New York strip and I was like really excited about it. Cause I loved it. I could steak all the time. I love steak, but I, I eat choice because it's hard to find prime steak. Right.
Speaker: And I got this prime New York strip and I'm like, Oh man, they're going to, they're going to doctor it up. It's going to be fucking delicious. And my wife got, uh, she got like lamb with some sweet glaze on it and carrots and something else. And I ate the steak and I was like, you know, this is okay. And I tried to bite her her lamb and it was fucking amazing. Yeah. And I was, I was so mad. I was like, I'm paying fucking $40 for the goddamn steak and it's all right.
Speaker: I started following this guy on TikTok and he does, he goes to all these places. They have this, it's kind of like the man versus food thing, but obviously the dude's not famous and he, and I've yet to see him finish a meal, but he went to a place and he got the Wagyu challenge. It's $400. Okay. But they bring out like 22 trays of different cuts of Wagyu. And then you have, you have an hour to cook and eat it.
Speaker: It's not cooked when it comes to you. Really? You ever been to a Korean restaurant? Yeah. There's a Korean restaurant here where you literally sit around what looks like, you can only describe it as a 55 gallon drum on fire. And you cook the meat in front of you. I guess you had like two hours to cook and eat all this wagyu. And if you did it in that time,
Speaker: It was free. I'd have been like, I just need it raw. Fuck it. Yeah, I was going to say, dude, just wag you. Just throw as much as you can on the hot plate. And if whatever you can't fit on the hot plate. It's not even like a hot plate. It's almost like a grill. It's like a grill. Yeah, yeah. They do it like those fucking wire grills. Yeah. And they send it out in front of you. Yeah. When we were in Korea, we went to a barbecue joint. And that's exactly what they did. They used scissors to cut the meat.
Speaker: Mm hmm. Yeah, that that never made any kind of blows your mind to see that. So I've never had wagyu. Neither have I, dude. I'm not either. I'm an Angus guy through and through. I love Angus. Brian has had a wagyu. Connor, you said you have or haven't had it. I have not.
Speaker: They had it while we were in. It's too expensive. I didn't have the money to spend. Yeah, it's like ridiculously expensive. Oh, yeah. Well, this is my question. The shit they do with the cows is ridiculous. Well, see, I think that's the problem. That's just like, you know, people talk about movies that this is the greatest movie ever. Then you see it and you're like, eh. And I think that's going to happen. I don't think there's any better cut than fucking Angus.
Speaker: Yeah. And I don't care if it's fucking grass bed and injected with a bunch of fucking weird shit. Give me a straight up Angus bull that just lived his fucking life and was banging heifers until to to his loop. And maybe he drank seven or eight bottles of Jack Daniels in a case of beer a night. I don't give a fuck. I'm going to eat that and get steak. And it's the best thing I've ever had.
Speaker: Well, here's my thing. I mean, I'll go get a regular steak at the Walmart or Kroger's or, you know, but you know, there are certain state houses around that I enjoy going to because they, that's all they have is Angus. Right. Well, that's the thing. What makes Wagyu so good that it's a hundred dollars for a six ounce sirloin.
Speaker: whatever. I'll tell you in a second. So, uh Nice. So, why is Wagyu ribeye or strip cut? Not only does Wagyu beef have higher levels. Yeah. Not only does Wagyu beef have higher levels of
Speaker: intramuscular fat or marbling muscular but the meat is texture is finer resulting in a more flavorsome eating experience so but the thing about it is not only not only are you like paying for the fact that it has all this fat in it and it's super tender the the type of fat that it is is when you touch it
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: They give it all the fucking food it needs. They fatten this bitch up. And the intramuscular fat is fucking ridiculous. Look at just a picture of a A5, a Wagyu A5, New York strip. Like Brian. Yeah, Brian, send the link because I don't know what clip you're talking about. On Snapchat. Yeah, that's that's fucking wild. I would I would pay $50 for that steak.
Speaker: I would not because me like, like, and we've stated this before, just give me a piece of meat, whisper fire to it and I'll fucking eat it because I don't need to spend, you know, you don't need to spend that kind of money every time you go buy a steak. I get it. And I would try it once. No, I would try it once because 90 % of the time I'll speed through a meal so fast. I don't even remember. I ate.
Speaker: So you gotta, you gotta slow down. I'm with you on that though. When it comes to eating fast, holy shit. What comment is he talking about? I have no idea. Watch the clip. What fucking clip? There's no fucking clip on here, Brian. There's no clip on here. Oh, okay. Well, there's a clip here on YouTube. It says, why wagyu beef is so expensive. Clip these nuts across your forehead. A single cow.
Speaker: that is Wagyu beef prepared can cost up to $30 ,000. Fuck you. Like I said, I want an Angus cow that lived a rough life. He's a borderline alcoholic. Maybe he was abused as a kid. He can't follow any more calves because he's just, he's so done.
Speaker: He's banging the neighbor's old lady. I want that steak on my plate. Exactly. Why? Because I'm a fucking man. See, there's something about a man and just having a shit fucking life and shit, everything that I will never understand. I understand we got to be tough, like great, sweet, but I'm fucking paying for my own motherfucking food. I'm going to eat whatever the fuck I want.
Speaker: If you want shitty fucking, if you want shitty fucking meat, go buy you your shitty meat. I'm going to pay for the fucking meat I like, which is good. I understand that. But but if you get Angus, that's still good. You know, it's not Chris is over here talking about the beef that got hit by a car. No, no, no. But he said, he said, give me an Angus, give me an Angus fucking beef that, you know, this cows just it's lived his life. Nobody did anything special. It just tastes fucking good.
Speaker: Why? Because he got his little belly rubbed on a daily basis. I got 15 steaks for that same $100. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: I think you're right, Chris. That's that just sounds like a Democrat cow liberal fucking communist bastard. But it identifies as a calf, you know, cow politics.
Speaker: That is capitalist as fuck. That cow is so special. It gets so much shit that the other shitty little cows who are piss poor and dirt shit
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Speaker: I identify as a heifer. I'm not a bull. I identify as a heifer. It walks like a bull. Talks like a bull. It's a bull. That's it. Waggle cow.
Speaker: Well, this is a brilliant day, Connor. Apparently, so is that Wagyu cow, because apparently it's too lazy to do anything. Can you imagine on your resume putting, what do you do for a living? I massage cows to make Wagyu beef. Dude, that cow's whole job in life is to get that, be massaged so that it can die. All right. So it's healed, but you don't see me eating that either.
Speaker: The fucking cage so it can't move Drive on the fucking mute button and the fucking camera button so I don't show my weenie on tip on this fucking podcast. Yeah
Speaker: This is the kind of bullcalf Chris wants to eat. Just this monster. Can you imagine walking into the field and seeing that fucking thing? Fuck you. I'm out. I gots to go anywhere. I'm trying to find a picture of wagyu bull.
Speaker: sent that in the chat, I was able to say that way I can take a take a peek at it. Take a gander at it, if you will. Yeah. The wagyu beef cows don't look anything. They look like a regular fucking cow. Until you kill it. But I'm just I'm just saying, you know,
Speaker: It's a cow. I want my state to live the same life I've lived. I want my cow to look like this. I'm going to shoot it with a cannon so I can eat it later. You're going to shoot with a cannon. A cannonball is going to hit it. You'll be like, what is that? Have a tank on his farm.
Speaker: out there to kill Billy.
Speaker: then you're gonna be the kid from uh fucking the Simpsons. I'm in danger. I'm in danger. I can't do it. My voice is so shot right now. I can't do **** Dude, that that is one of my favorite movie like scenes slash quotes in the world is the Simpsons movie when Bart rides by on a skateboard naked past Ralphie and Riley goes, I like men now.
Speaker: Jeff is sending me that politician video later. Retired from the Air Force, chair force, medically discharged from the army and now reenlistening to the Navy. Boss bitches. I'm here. That's okay. Jeff was
Speaker: I'm just late to my sexuality. Jeff came right out the gate. Don't knock it till you try it. It's not gay if you don't like it.
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Speaker: I'm literally sitting here looking at, I don't know why, but I'm looking at Wagyu cows. They're not impressive. They really aren't. They just look like, they look weak sauce, dude, compared to that one I showed. The one that you showed, there's no fucking shot that that made. No, I got it. But basically, that's a Belgian blue bull.
Speaker: Oh yeah. They're ridiculous. God, I'm hungry as shit out of nowhere. I'm going to make me some tequila. I got leftover bratwurst, but I kind of want tequila. Yeah, we all know you love a bratwurst in your mouth. Big old fat guy. You know what I want to try? I want to try bison.
Speaker: This is delicious, dude. I want to try it. It sounds like we had a part. We actually pull it up on that map. I can tell you exactly where the bison farm is in Bladensburg. I know shit. Yeah. We had a, we had a bison farmer in Bladensburg when I was growing up and we helped on the farm every once in a while. We used to get like jerky and shit like that. And then actually, well, we went back up to PA for Nikki's parents wedding anniversary and her dad's birthday.
Speaker: Right. We, um, this place is called, it's called blackout burger. And they've got their menu, but then they've got like this sheet where you can build your own burger and you just check everything you want. There. So I got, cause I haven't had one since I got out of high school. I haven't had bison since I got out of high school. So I got a bison burger, man.
Speaker: fucking thing was D. I don't know if that was a joke from a TV show or not. But I did hear about a restaurant that has cows in it that you pick the cow you want to eat. And then they slaughter it. I'm kind of not bad at that. I mean, they do it. They do it in like seafood joints or whatever with the lobsters.
Speaker: Yeah. But the thing is, is like, it's not practical when it's cows because we have 50 people show up. Well, no, no, no. I don't think if that's a real thing, I don't think it works that way. I think, I think you're probably, I think you're probably shown pictures or whatever. And then 50, you know, if 50 people show up, 25 people will pick this. They're not going to show you a hundred cows.
Speaker: I vaguely remember the people at a restaurant with cows on the other side of a fence. And like I said, it could have been a movie or a TV show. It was probably exaggerated. But I'm just saying, one cow a night, you're feeding the entire fucking restaurant, let's be honest. Because they weren't small.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, Tommy gets the skirt stay. Exactly. Yeah, that doesn't stop because Jimmy gets the hoof meat. Just coming on down to our farm and come to the restaurant. You know, we'll shoot Bob with our cow. With their whole with their whole fucking herd out there. Like, just pick one. Is it weird that I want to shoot my own cow?
Speaker: Yeah. Okay. You don't necessarily, it's not easy. I know. But shooting things is fun though. I was going to say that way it's an experience. That was easy dude. What are you talking about? It's not easy.
Speaker: No, what I'm saying is, shooting it is not an option. I get that. But it's an experience for the whole family. It's an option it's just seriously frowned upon and not recommended. Well, that's what I'm saying. But that way, you're heard out in the field, you elect one person in the family that gets to shoot the cow. If it's your birthday or something, you get to shoot the cow for the restaurant person.
Speaker: That'd be dope. You'd get a scoped .30 -06. Point it for her. Pick one, buddy. I was just going to say, what do you give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob a muscle order? Give old Billy Bob
Speaker: You're going to be waiting a whole time for your food. Agreed. That's there lies the problem. It's not like lobster that you just literally grab it out of the tank, throw it in the pot. You know, it does take a minute. I'm screaming. You would have to take it would have to be a two day experience. Yeah. Well, it's like a weekend. You know, you go for the exact. I have a question. What is the one question? No, no, no. We're still on the subject of a meat.
Speaker: What is the limit on what animals you'll eat in a dire situation? I thought you were going to say, what is the limit on the, on how many inches you would take? And I was going to be like, well, so it's got to be 18 or bigger. Connor's right up there. We were smaller, the better, in my opinion, we were out here. So, so we went to the grocery store the other day. And of course we buy groceries for the next two weeks and
Speaker: And the, you know, the red cash register, the rigging it up and I look over and the bill was astronomical. And I was like, why is it so high? And the wife said to me, she says, well, we bought all bunch of meat. I said, we got four dogs out back. I'll slaughter one of those. We can eat for three days on that fucker, which is like, you would eat our dog. Yeah. Without, without a doubt. Well, and that's the thing. It's like in, in, let's,
Speaker: worst case scenario you're on a hike with you your spouse and your dog you all three fall down a crevice you're gonna die if you don't eat you cook up the dog eating the shit out of that dog oh in a heartbeat day one day one the cat yeah probably not it's probably gamey
Speaker: Cats probably no cats day one. Doggers day. I mean, I happen to enjoy eating Mickey, but. Talk about the animal, Chris. She enjoys it too. I'm talking about the animal, Mike. Mike, I'm talking about the animal. We both enjoy it. I'm just saying. Honestly, the line that I would draw would be falling in this crevice, and I may accidentally fall into your friend. No, no, no, no. Where's the line? Human.
Speaker: Human? Yeah, I was going to say, I don't think there's an animal I wouldn't eat. Exactly. I've eaten a wide variety of animals. I've heard a horse is really good. Of what? Horse. As in like Mr. Eddy. Depending on what you're eating. I don't know. I mean, I've only had horse jerky. I've not had that. It was delicious.
Speaker: I'm an Oscar. I want to try. I want to try alligator. I want to try. So here's the thing about alligator. Alligator is a very is gamey, very rubbery. If it's not cooked, it has to be cooked. Very precise. Like dolphin. Dolphin steak is phenomenal.
Speaker: That's just sad. Are we talking dolphin like dolphin fish or dolphin like dolphin the flipper? No, dolphin as in like flipper. Yeah, like flipper. Dolphin is dolphin steaks. You know what I want to try? Kangaroo. Kangaroo is delicious. And once I find a kangaroo awesome, you'll get kangaroo. Well, that's the idea. You know, Chris fights it, then we kill it and eat it. Well, I thought it was a fight to the death anyways. Well, yeah, you're going to kill it. I'm sorry.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Calm down Dahmer, you know actually What is the safest thing you do to get a boy eaten by a cannibal Not a joke suck his dick more more tattoos Jeffrey Dahmer said in an interview that tattoos taste terrible. I
Speaker: Did you imagine a real animal eat me? It'd be so fucking drunk. You know how I would put fruit into alcohol? It's fermented.
Speaker: Did you soak this in cognac? No, this is, this is just straight. We didn't season him at all. Actually we'll try his fucking hammer. He essentially failed in his own arms. I'm missing a leg. I'm still alive. Chokes on you. Assholes. They eat the meat and they're hungover.
Speaker: the whole tribe. They're just lopping off limbs. They're all going, why is this like alcohol on your head? Can I have a bite? That's not blood. That's alcohol, sir. They wake up in the morning, hung over his head with headaches and I got one arm left and I'm waving liquid IV at him. It was. Look what I got here.
Speaker: Just use the promo code words are hard in my arm. I'm kind of stuck here with you. I don't know how I'm going to go anywhere. No, I don't think there's an animal. I don't think there's an animal. I would not. I think in tires in, let's say the situation of that alive, you know, with the soccer team that crashed in the Andes,
Speaker: and and you know, it's you, me, Mike and Tony and whatever and and Mike dies. Where are we? Are we eating Mike? Yes, I agree. I and we're definitely eating Tony. I'm not eating Tony. I like the dark. We're definitely eating Tony. Actually, we probably should be turning with the amount of fast food that he eats. That's why we get our. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: You know what? Tony's arms taste like fucking Wendy's. I'm just saying. It just tastes like the oil vat at Wendy's. I need a better look like our guy from Florida who broke into Burger King. No, what we do is we literally take, we cut Tony's leg off. That way we can deep fry Mike's leg because of all the fry grease that comes out of Tony's leg. Yeah, we bring out Tony's leg and we got fry grease for day.
Speaker: What do you, what do you deep fry? I can cut a finger. Also, we can all have something fun to drink with. Finger foods. Finger foods. Cut a finger off, squeeze some juice out. Yeah. Yeah. Little, little beverages with our.
Speaker: This mic is excellent. Pass the mic. Who's the first to die, though? Because the real question is, who's got the least years left? No, here's the thing. It doesn't come down to years. It comes down to who's going to annoy us first. It's going to be me or Mike. It comes down to the simple fact of who am I going to target first?
Speaker: No, it comes down to one thing crystal, of course target myself first because I'm smaller but then I'll remind you I will remind you that if you kill me then you'd have to listen to I eat pussy jokes forever You're the last person on my list
Speaker: Right, because I'm the smallest. I'm a snack. You're my little buddy. I'm a Gilligan? Yeah. All right, Skipper. I got 25 years in this game. You think I'm just going to off you right off the bat?
Speaker: Just saying least amount of fighting. It also comes down to one thing. Mike's a big dude. We can eat for like a month. That's not a fat joke. Mike's just a big dude. Not only can we deep fry Mike and Tony's grease, but also grease and oil is a great
Speaker: fire burner. So, we're going to have a good fire for a while. We don't have to kill Tony. We've got torches. We just squeeze some out Tony. Yeah. Are we going to, are we going to give him a fighting chance or are we going to go for him in there? Oh, no. We're we're full on ganging up on him. It's
Speaker: The first time he says, first time when somebody says he's hungry, like we could eat pussy. Yeah, he's dead. We're going to smash him with a head. I'm going to smash him in the head with a rock as soon as the plane crash. Because that's the kind of thing he would say. The plane crashes and everybody, somebody goes, I'm hungry. Mike's like, we could eat somebody's pussy. Kill him. Kill him, Chris. Kill him.
Speaker: There could literally be a survivor helicopter above us as we crash. I'm still picking up a rocket. I was like, I don't know what happened. He must have died in the plane wreck.
Speaker: Chris, we have you on video randomly smashing in the head. No, that's photoshopped. Listen, the plane didn't crash by accident. The pilot flew it into the mountain because Mike was making some stupid pussy. The pilot, the female pilot crashed the plane because Mike ate her pussy too much.
Speaker: Because Dick was too big and he wouldn't stop. He was supposed to play, you know, as all women do. I wonder if Tony's Tony's penis would be a meal or a snack. Oh, you go find out and let us let us find out. Tony said it's more of a snack. What? Someone has said, I think they'll protest too much.
Speaker: What do you want? It's less of this and more of this. Yeah, you definitely don't want to eat me because I'm probably really good. Tuna cam. Well, and that's the same thing. How much of a meal would you literally get out of me? Two days tops. I don't know. You want to find out? No, I'm good. I mean, I've butchered and slaughtered animals before. I know how to cut the meat and everything like that. We can find out.
Speaker: Yeah, it's just like a deer. Chris, why were the cops at your door at 11 o 'clock on a Wednesday night? Never mind. I may or may not have compared butchering an animal to butchering a human and seeing the same thing. Well, you know, as they say, if you slaughtered a pig, you could technically slaughter you.
Speaker: Well, I can't figure out why we're not as big as Joe Rogan. Go figure. They use pigs all the time in forensic investigations. Well, all the organs are in the same place, supposedly. Well, not only that, but the meat and the skin and everything like that is all relative. It's very similar to the human flesh.
Speaker: Yeah, it all tastes the same. That just tells me if I fillet your calf, I got bacon. I mean, you could try to fillet my calf. That was the most muscular part of my body. My calves are like rocks. Well, so Mike's, because he's kind of built like a round ball, to be honest. Let's just stick to the plan.
Speaker: It's Mike. Mike, we're going to the store. There's six of us. Am I going fifth or am I going fourth? What? Like I said, all we have to do is take out Mike and we all eat until we get rescued. What if it's like Castaway and we're there for a year? Well, Mike's first to go, Tony's second to go, and Connor, sorry, buddy.
Speaker: And you're next. You're third to go, bud. You are what they call fuck. However, we have made a whole gaggle of new friends that we could take on this trip, like Brian, like K -Mag. Like Brian, we can make tacos. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
Speaker: Brian's one of the last to go because he can season the motherfucking shit out of some meat. Yeah, Brian's, Brian's. Brian's our cook. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brian's like. All right, listen, if anyone. So there's me and then you and then Brian would be the last three. And only because Brian could cook. And he'll make us think that we're not eating you flesh. Exactly. He'll be like, you know, I sprinkled some parsley on here and I got it. And we're like, hey, Brian, this looks like Wagyu.
Speaker: We have a whole, we have a whole gaggle of new friends. You know, we've got a waggy cow over there. We got Odor. We can bring him along too. Odor. Odor goes right up there with Mike. It's like a one and two situation because he ain't going to last very long. I'm just saying, if we ever played a plane trip, we just invite all of our
Speaker: Our show friends. There you go. So I go before Jeff. Well, yeah. Right. But right before Jeff. Yeah. It's going to end up with me and Chris last being rescued.
Speaker: Exactly. Well, we're taking Brian with us. I don't know. I know. Yeah, it depends if Brian's available for this trip because Brian's available. You're killed before Brian because Brian's going to cook you so we can't taste it. But if Brian doesn't go, then you have you have a strong stance of a strong chance of survival. There you go. It's only a year.
Speaker: If Brian goes, look at it this way. If Brian goes, you've made the college playoffs. You are part of the starting five, I'm just saying. You're part of the deed, but take one for the deed. Give me your life. Yeah, that's out of work. If you end up having to eat me, you're going one piece at a time.
Speaker: Well, I don't know. I'll give you the good pieces of meat first. Yeah. Come on. We're going to kill you because what happens if we get rescued? I mean, if you're missing a leg and then we get rescued, you'll be fine. I'll tell them that I got in a shark attack or something. Yeah, you get all like old tank tank, boy. Run faster. I mean, hell, I can't even feel my right leg half the time. Anyway, you take it. That's fine.
Speaker: Yeah, there you go. And then we can get you one of those cybernetics. Yeah, you can be like real life Iron Man by the time we're done. As a universal soldier. There you go. Dude, maybe I could be the next Captain America. Captain America had all his limbs. It needs to be more like, it needs to be more like
Speaker: the winner soldier like Bucky, but yeah, I was going to say like Bucky me. And let's be honest, I'm just saying. Bucky is a fucking badass. I mean, you're in the top three, four at most. You know, you got a strong chance of survival, my friend. You know, I'll take that. I'll take that hashtag worth it.
Speaker: I mean, your survival rating is pretty high. I mean, especially since we've got so many show friends that we can take with us on this trip. Exactly. And we're going to eat for a good while, Mike. Yeah, we've got a good month and a half if we really push it. Well, here's the thing. You can eat a limb a week. No, it depends on how many people are on the plane. I mean, are we flying in 747 or are we flying in a six passenger system?
Speaker: That's fair. That's fair. I don't want to take a whole bunch of people on this. Let's say a small leader that holds like 12 people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But we also have enough room to pack a whole bunch of dry ice, just in case we do. As you saw in that movie alive, they landed in Andy's mountains in the snow. Yeah. But I want to live on it. I want to land on a crash. I don't want to do cold.
Speaker: Plus at the end of the day, your chances of survival become even greater, Connor, because if we land on an island, we can fish. There's probably some wildlife on there that we, it becomes way easier to kill Tony too. Drag his ass into the water.
Speaker: I was going to say, what do you got against Tony all of a sudden? I'm just like, I'm just thinking. Thinking you're racist. I don't want to kill money. I don't want to kill money. I don't kill anybody, but I'm just saying.
Speaker: I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry.
Speaker: And on that note, we give the music. You know, I've been trying for like a hot minute. I do want to ask totally off subject. I got a piss real quick, but I do have a couple of questions for Mr. Connor since he's in the building. Oh, yeah. So one moment. So goes away. Oh, yeah. As he as he bounces, I got a few questions to click. He hangs up.
Speaker: Oh, that's but yeah, I think I think the Castaway thing as opposed to the Andes Mountains or being in the cold. Oh, I'd be like kill me first. I don't see I don't want to do the Andes Mountains freezing. I would rather I would see but a week I can make a fucking fire. I don't fucking care. I can make a fire. I can't do this whole like searching for fresh water. I would rather starve death slowly over the course of three weeks.
Speaker: well you know the thing about being honest the thing about being on an island you don't have to dig very deep on an island to find fresh water you just dig down to sea level and you'll find fresh water you're still on an island you're it's hot it's hot you don't have protection from the sun have you had wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what kind of island are you talking are you talking about like what single fucking palm tree or are you talking about the island that tom hanks was on
Speaker: You know what? We can go with the one that Tom Hanks was on. Yeah. I mean, we can go. You know what? If we're calling the one that Tom Hanks was on, then that's acceptable. I'd probably get rid of the noose at the top of the mountain. But that's just me. Or we go like you have Chris and I. We're going to live like the Swiss fucking family Robinson dude. We're going to have a house and the fucking trees and shit. I mean, we all know how to build shit.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So it's it's one of those things. Have you seen those? Have you seen those videos on YouTube or whatever, where they they're like time lapse dudes making making like whole ass. Yeah, they're all fake. All fake. Yeah. Some of them. Well, no, it's been proven that most of them are fake.
Speaker: There is one that I follow. It's a girl. She she goes in with herself. And my wife is like, you could do that. I said, not here because you're fucking stone. You can't take your shovel shovel death. In the dirt here. Oh, yeah, no. So but yeah, I understand. I have to go, guys. I have to go get ready because we have to go out. Look, this is back. Now you can ask his question that he hung up on me that out.
Speaker: Yeah, we have a Christmas party we have to go to. Oh, fuck you. It's 11 o 'clock at night. Who goes to a Christmas party at 11 o 'clock? It's 11 o 'clock at night. Mexico doesn't open until 11. It's Thursday. What bar doesn't open until 11 on a Wednesday? Shut up. You're in fucking Mexico. All of them. Whatever the goddamn day I say it is. All of them. All the clubs. Let me let me rephrase my question.
Speaker: You live in a tourist city. It's the holidays. Tourism's busy during the holidays. Cocobongo, the club we're going to, opens the doors at 10 .30. Show starts at 11. Don't open until 10 .30, 11 o 'clock. Cocobongo does not start until 10 .30. One of the top tourist spots in the world. It also closes at 6 a .m.
Speaker: We have a fucking bar in Columbus, Ohio that closes at 4 a .m. and opens back up at 6 a .m. The club we're going to is Coca -Mongo. Doors open at 10 .30. Show starts at 11. Every fucking night. So I gotta get going. I gotta go get showered and shit showered and shaved and head out the door.
Speaker: Shave. Well, I'm not going to actually shave, but that's the that's the that's the terminology. Shit, shower. You shave and you don't smoke pot. What kind of better in my bowl? He's your mom likes it. That's how your mom likes it. He's young. He don't know nothing about shower. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Excuse me. I've been shit showering shaving for the last fucking nine years.
Speaker: Not according to your face. That's right. Are you? Yeah, I don't shave anymore. Anyways, I got because the Uber is going to be here in 30 minutes. Bye. OK, bye. Have fun, boys. Dirty messes. Shit, I was hoping he would hang up faster. So, Chris, I'm on the edge of my seat.
Speaker: I'm on the edge of my seat. I got to know what are your, what are your fears and questions? Is just curiosity questions. I'm here for you, baby girl. First and foremost, it's baby boy. Get it right. No, see, cause that makes me feel like a pedophile. Yes. Smack the shit out of them, princess. Get them. The pizzazz baby girl.
Speaker: What was that little mama? First of all, it's poo bear. Second of all. Poo bear. Poo bear. What was that? It's poo bear. It's 11 o 'clock at night. Go to sleep. What the fuck is wrong with you? Nightclaw does wonders. I'm about to give her melatonin. And not the fucking kids version either. Hi. Hi.
Speaker: Oh, she's getting so big, dude. I remember when you guys brought her home. She's still she's still tiny, man. I think she's she's 14 months old and she's still super small. Right. Uncle Blake, Uncle. I'm not close enough. We'll work on it. Yeah, English isn't our strong suit yet. Hey, words are hard.
Speaker: Are you guys are you guys are you guys back home in Ohio now or are you still? No, so we got a place out here in in Vincennes, Indiana. So we're renting out here for. What's that? You say Vincennes? Yeah, Vincennes, Indiana. Wow, that's a little podunk ass town right there. Like I said, by 17 ,000. Really?
Speaker: Yeah. Well, you know what? That makes sense because I was there about 20 years. When I was not as small as supposedly it used to be. So they got like a, they got a Walmart. They got to lose up the road. I mean, they've got big lots. They got fucking whole bunch of restaurants and shit. I mean, it's actually a pretty decent sized area. Like, you know, Fremont, Ohio. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: It's about the size of Fremont. OK, yeah, I was there. I was there. It's been probably close to about 20 years ago when I was working for two minutes in a truck. We did a move. We moved a guy from Columbus to Vincennes and it was a cool. It was a cool town. We were there. We were actually there for like three days because. So he was he was moving for work. And they sold their house in Columbus.
Speaker: And then they bought a house out there. Well, we got there and something was going on with the paperwork or whatever the case was. And they couldn't get the keys to the house. So we were there for about three days and we stayed in this hotel. It was like, I don't even remember, it was like a holiday in or something like that. It was a nice hotel, the Budget Express. No, it was actually a nice hotel. It wasn't a murder grape hotel or anything.
Speaker: Right across the street from it was like the main hub for Vincennes back then. It was a little plaza and in this plaza was was a restaurant. It was a local restaurant that had amazing food, by the way. And then there was a little shopping and whatnot. And then there was two bars, this plaza. So we just went there. We'd go eat breakfast, lunch and dinner at the little restaurant. And then we'd go to the bars at night and hang out.
Speaker: uh and then during the day one of the guys rented a car um and had it you know he rented a car and it they brought it out to us and kind of venture around and lolly fuck around but it's a cool little area that's a cool little area yeah dude i i like the area i like to i like the house we got i like the uh good people in the neighborhood we're living in everybody here is uh at least in our little neighborhood our
Speaker: area is uh everybody's retired and oh nice what the hell was that i ran face first into a chandelier you are not that fucking tall what are you standing on uh no no this chandelier is just really short so it's supposed to be where i don't dining table is going to be but i haven't gotten my
Speaker: our furniture yet. It's supposed to come on Friday. Gotcha. So like, I'm walking around the house. I just walked face first into that because I was looking at my fucking phone instead of where I was walking. So you guys are going to stay out there? For a while at least. Well, Niki, she just got a job offer today. Oh, thanks.
Speaker: So she'd been working at Walmart for a little bit and she had interviewed for a place probably about three or four weeks ago and they called her back and they were like, hey, listen, you know, we really, really liked you and we really want to keep you. We would love to have you, you know, come work for us, but you live in Vincent and our stuff is out in Evansville. You know where Evansville is? I know where Evansville is.
Speaker: So they were like, you know, you're an hour away. It's property management. You gotta get your, you know, you gotta be able to show up to places on call essentially. And they were like, you know, we really loved you. You're probably our favorite candidate, but we just, we can't convince the board that you're the candidate that we need.
Speaker: And well, they called her again today about a week and a half after that conversation. And they were like, Hey, the board said that we can hire somebody else as well. And we want to hire you. Would you be willing to come work with us for about $20 ,000 more than what she asked for? Oh, wow. Yeah. And so she's going to be taking that job and
Speaker: The good news is we're only renting out here for the moment. Yeah. And, uh, so we'll be, we'll be moving here in 11 months, a little bit closer to Evansville. So yeah, we'll be out here for the foreseeable future. I don't know how permanent it's going to be here or all the things, but, uh, I think we both really like it out here.
Speaker: Plus I ain't got a fucking work. I got, I got government paychecks that are going to be sent to me for the rest of my life. Well, yeah. And I mean, at the, uh, at the end of the day, I mean, that's what it boils down to is you guys being somewhere that you both like and that you're both happy being right. Um, I know sweetheart, I know as, as opposed to,
Speaker: you know, just going somewhere out of, uh, quote unquote convenience or whatever the case may be. Yeah. And that's what kind of Columbus kind of was, was, I mean, convenience and, you know, homestead and, and that's where, that's where I grew up. That's where I wanted to go back to. Cause I know it so well. And it's hard, it's hard to walk away from Ohio as much as
Speaker: Sometimes I've got a place of hate in my heart for it. But it's hard to walk away from Ohio. So this has been, it's been nice to be in a smaller town after growing up in Columbus and get a little bit of a slower pace, slower lifestyle after the last almost decade of just running around, being gone, going overseas and
Speaker: and all the shit. So being able to slow down, take our time and be in a small place. Like I was telling, telling you early with, with like going to the grocery store and nobody's there and people know my name. Yeah. I'll take that any day of the week. So I think for, I don't know how long. So, so I'm happy where we're at for now. Nice.
Speaker: Yeah, it's nice having that small town feeling and whatnot. And there's, there's perks and luxuries that come with a small town that you don't find in the big city. Um, you know, the downside is, is that yeah, you are a little decent trip away from civilization, but you know, if I can go back to my home down tomorrow, I would.
Speaker: And I know that doing so I'm a half hour, 45 minutes away from, you know, I'm a half hour away from where I went to high school at, uh, I'm almost an hour away from, or about an hour away from where I work at, but I, I do the other day, it would, it would all be worth it to me. Yeah. And, and, and that's kind of what we talked about with, uh, what's coming here is like, we wanted something.
Speaker: not teeny tiny, but something that was a smaller little, little bit closer knit community where you could, you could get to know people and, and the area and really kind of lay down, lay down a foundation of friendships and relationships where people will, you know, so we, we, like I said, we, we've just, we've really,
Speaker: like the field. Originally the plan was to go back to Columbus, Ohio and figure out maybe Marysville or Marion or to kind of go north from Columbus and kind of go toward the smaller areas. But we stayed at my mother -in -laws and we found some really, really cheap and nice places in nice areas. And we were like, why the fuck are we leaving? You know,
Speaker: And I mean, I gotta be honest with you, man. Ohio is becoming so fucking expensive. It's becoming so goddamn expensive because all these all these large companies and these big tech companies and everything like that, they're coming to Ohio. Yeah. So even like your small towns and shit like that are becoming incredibly expensive to live in. And they're not really small towns anymore because
Speaker: they're expanding to make room to accommodate the growth with the residents and whatnot like that. The small town that my family's from, it was a village up until last year. And now it's a town, or now it's a city, or something like that. I think it's a town. But it was this little village. My entire family was born and raised there. And I grew up running around there.
Speaker: And it was one of those small podem towns that everybody knew everybody. And I mean, yeah, you had your conveniences with grocery stores and everything like that in town. Uh, but now you know, it's on the outskirts of new Albany and now you've got, um, Abercrombie and all these other big companies and Facebook and Google and new Albany has exploded.
Speaker: I work in New Albany and it's crazy because when I left and went to South Carolina, the area that I work in in New Albany was still farmland. And now it's all housing developments and then there's a major, Intel is coming into New Albany and it's literally five minutes outside of Johnstown, so Johnstown is
Speaker: just fucking exploded in the last couple of years. And that's where my family's from. They were all my aunts and uncles and my mom and dad were all born and raised in Johnstown. And I basically grew up there and it's wild what it's becoming. You know, so.
Speaker: all these major companies, all these major tech companies and stuff like that, or they're moving to central Ohio and it's, it's affecting the, the outer lining areas, you know, as far as an hour in any direction, it's affecting all of them. Yeah. West Jeff plain city Delaware. I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's getting wild. I mean, we were looking at, you have, you have Polaris and Polaris, I,
Speaker: is, is, is, yeah, I remember when they built Polaris and now Polaris is a fucking city on its own at the end of the day. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's, it's, it's wild. But when we were looking at houses in, in Columbus, we were like, Jesus, you know, Nikki's going to have to work and I'm going to have to work. I physically don't know if I'm going to be able to work and
Speaker: all this shit's going on with my physical health and and Nikki's trying to figure out jobs and she hasn't worked in three years and I'm like shit I don't I don't know how we're gonna do this like the house that we're in now is fourteen hundred dollars a month it's not a lot this house in Columbus a similar house to this in Columbus twenty three hundred dollars a month oh yeah I'm like there's no fucking way there's no fucking way we could afford this because the thing is I can afford this right now I mean this is
Speaker: I can, we can very much so afford this right now. I'll put it that way. Cause I want to put all my finance out there, but this is, this is very much is more than doable. And then when she gets this job, it's going to be, I mean, it's going to be cake. Whereas if we, if we would go into Columbus and we were living off of my paychecks from the VA, it'd be, we'd be destitute. We'd be fucked.
Speaker: And then we'd be like, you would have to work two fucking jobs for us to live in a place like this. There'd be no shot. And so we were like, you know, what are we, what are we looking at other places for? You know, we've got, I've got my in -laws are out here. Her side of the family is out here and it's a bit dysfunctional, but you know, we're working things out. And I'm like, you know, I've got family out here. I've got a lot of help and we can make this work. Columbus is where I grew up. It's where my parents are, but my brother's not there.
Speaker: And at the end of the day, they're only a couple hours away. Yeah. I mean, six hours, but a couple of hours. Yeah. So from here to Columbus, about five and a half hours, but it's, it's still, it's not terrible. It's, it's not the end of the world. We've lived for the last nine years. We lived in South Carolina. We lived in Columbus. We lived in El Paso. I've been.
Speaker: here, there, and all over the place in the country and out of the country. So it's, it's still closer than we've been in a while. So we're, we're kind of taking what we can get, you know, and, and we like it. What's that? Yeah. You got to do what's right for you guys at the end of the day. Yeah. You know, you, you can't worry about
Speaker: you know, her family or your family at the end of the day, you gotta worry about, you gotta worry about what's right for you guys and the kids and what makes sense for you and the kids and nobody can fault you. I mean, they can be mad at you all they want, but you know,
Speaker: Long story short, you guys are doing what's best for you and the kids, for the two of you and the kids. And that's all that really matters right now. Whether you're five minutes down the road or you're 20 hours away, if it's what best fits your guys' family, that's what you have to do. And nobody can fault you for that.
Speaker: You know, it is what it is. I mean, that's like my ex -wife and I, we took off to Charleston and everybody thought we were crazy. But at the end of the day, we were in a better situation all the way around outside of our marriage and the issues we had in our marriage. But, you know, the other and the other stuff was better for us. And now I'm back from this goddamn shithole called Ohio.
Speaker: I'm counting down the day. I can **** leave again. It's it's the weirdest thing with Ohio because like it's and you know, you grew up in Ohio. You grew up around there like you've been around for how many centuries before before I was I think I was here before Ohio was here. Let's be honest. You watched Washington across the Delaware and all the
Speaker: But it's, it's hard to, to, it's one thing when the government says you have to leave, but when it's your choice, it's hard to say no, I, I'm, I'm breaking away. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm going away because this is what's right for me. This is what's right for my family. And despite it being right for me and right for my family and the right choice to make, it's conflicting. It is. It's hard to say I'm leaving behind my childhood, my parents, my grandparents. My kids aren't going to have the same relationship that I had with my grandparents because they were 10 minutes up the road for me.
Speaker: Um, but it's, it's not the end of the world. They're not going to never see them again. It's just breaking the habit of Ohio's what I know. This place is where I know where I grew up and where everything has happened throughout the first 18 years of my life. So it's just, it's tough, but it's, it's, it feels like home out here. No, exactly. And I totally get that. I mean,
Speaker: It was a little bit different for me. I personally, I cannot wait to walk out. This place has never, I mean, for not, I won't say never, but for a long time, Ohio's not home to me. This doesn't feel like home. This is not where I want to be or where I belong or anything like that.
Speaker: Um, so obviously this is where I'm from. This is where I was born and raised. This is where I grew up. This is where I have so many memories and everything like that. But at the end of the day, do I want to be here? No, not really. You know, it's, it's crazy to say someplace that I've only visited, you know, up until
Speaker: I actually moved down there, you know, down Charleston felt more like home to me and gave that sense of belonging and, and, and, and security or whatever you want to call it. Then a place that I was born and raised at, you know, it's wild. And, and, and I want to get back down there and I know my son wants to get back down there. I mean, that's where he was born at that, you know.
Speaker: Yeah. He, he, you know, he's here. He doesn't care. In fact, he's fucking 10, but he, he says all the time, man. I want to go. I can't wait till we go back to Charleston. Oh yeah. Well, dude, we can't go back to Charleston until you graduate high school or God forbid your mom has an accident. When you graduate, I just go to you and 100 % go to Charleston. Now granted.
Speaker: More than likely we're going, we're going down too. So, you know, I will be there, you know, Nikki and I, uh, but, uh, you know, and foreseeable future, we got another eight years, bro. Eight years, whatever the case may be. So, uh, yeah, you before, uh, before we jump off here though, I do want to, are you, uh, and, and, and again, there is.
Speaker: no pressure or anything like that. But are you, are you still wanting to and possibly planning on being more active on the show and, and coming on board more, I dunno, it's about full time or whatever, but like being more active on the show, wanting to be a part of the show more, more frequently. Yes. And I, and honestly, it's funny because I was, I was sitting here with the kids and everything and I'm
Speaker: I'm getting the boys to bed and all this stuff. And I'm just like, God, I got to clean this house and all this crap. This place is a fucking mess. I got everything coming in on Friday. I'm so ready for this shit to be over with. And it just struck me. And I'm like, God, I wish I could just sit down and talk with Chris. I was like, I wonder what you normally have phone call away. But I was like, it's fucking Wednesday. I was like, you know what? The kids just went to bed.
Speaker: My wife bless her heart because she's been working at Walmart. She's been working really shitty schedule and she passed out in the bedroom and I'm like, I'm wide awake. I've been having a couple of beers. I should hop on the podcast. I've got nothing else going on right now. I have no reason to be busy. Just, just take a break and relax and talk with your friends. Cause that's what, that's what I love about the podcast. Just feels like I'm talking about friends.
Speaker: And I was like, sat down like, you know, as, as soon as I popped into the comment section, I was like, gosh, I can't wait till the shit comes in on Friday. So I can, I can take a breath and I can hop on here a little more often because I'm going to, I'm going to start school and shit. And I'm going to be doing, doing my gun smithing stuff out in my shop and all the things. But I'm like, dude, I can, I can do the podcast out there. Once Nikki starts this, once Nikki starts this job, the boys will be in bed by,
Speaker: eight thirty every night. I can I can hop on here at eight thirty every night. Hell, you can do it Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and I'd be honest. I don't think we'll be doing that but we do we we do do the show. Obviously, Monday, Wednesday, Saturdays, Saturdays. I just started my own show which really not co -hosts not really needed
Speaker: Benji hopped on with me the second episode and it turned into more of just like a hangout session and not so much what I wanted to do. I've started my own show doing it's clicks house of music on Fridays. I just do a music show. Um, and I'm, and basically it's, as I say, every, every Friday, this is me introducing people to a part of me that a lot of people don't get to see.
Speaker: because music has always been my outlet. It's always been, at the end of the day, my savior. It's what's kept me alive. But I'm also introducing people to bands and artists. And as it progresses, I want it to be all about the local unsigned or up and coming artists. But right now, I'm just having fun with it. I'm just playing music that I like, bands that I enjoy, like Friday nights,
Speaker: I'm this Friday night, I'm doing a Christmas show. I've had a few people ask me if I would do a Christmas show with Christmas music. I am, but I'm doing it my way. So it's not gonna be the boring traditional Christmas. It's gonna be a very rock infused, but they're all Christmas. It's gonna be very rock infused.
Speaker: You know, like I said, I'm not rushing me or anything like that. I just wanted to, I was just curious to know if that was still in the back of your mind or something that you were wanting to do and thinking about doing. Yeah. I mean, like I said, I feel like we're starting to wind down now. Like even, even during that move, I mean, it felt like, gosh, all I want to do is take some time, but like.
Speaker: It was so everything has to happen all the time, everything, all the time, everything, all the time. And then we got my mother -in -law's house and it was like, okay, you got to watch the kids. You got to go take your son to schools. By the time you get your son to school and come back to the house, you got shit. You got to get, got to do at the house. You got to call the VA. You got to call track here. You got to call the beat. You got to call fucking 16 different other people trying to get your shit to your house. And now that we're here.
Speaker: in our house, I feel like I have the ability to slow down. And like I said, that's kind of where I was at tonight. It was like, I'm going to take a breath. And I thought about you guys. And I was like, man, I kind of just want to talk to you guys. Like, I didn't really realize what day it was. And I was like, fuck, I wish I could be on the podcast right now. And I was like, shit, it's Wednesday. I wonder if they're still on. And that's when I hopped in the comment section. And I was like, man, all I want to do is be in there. Send me the link, Chris. Yep, pussy.
Speaker: No, I mean, you know, you've always got a place here, man. I'm looking forward to it. Like I said, you know, get everything out. Like I told you from Jump Street, get everything all squared away, get everything all settled down. And when you're ready to rock and roll, man, just let me know. Yeah. And I think that's coming up really, really soon.
Speaker: Uh, you know, I, I've gotten pretty comfortable in the fact of Wednesdays or Mondays doing the show by myself. Um, the chatters box has been amazing on Mondays, man. I got a shot at the chat. They're great on Mondays because you know, I'm doing this show by myself. It's football season. So I do a lot of football talk or hour and a half. I do a lot of football talk.
Speaker: And then I'll start getting to like the two hour mark. And I'm like, I'm not going to go three hours in my head. I'm like, I'm not doing three hours. You know, I'm just going to get ready and wrap this bad boy up. And then the chatter's box, man, they, they, they, they've been already going the first hour, first two hours. And then we just keep rolling. And next thing I'm no, we're at the three hour mark. And I'm like, hell yeah. You know, great. And great show, great content, great conversation. Um,
Speaker: But, you know, to have that second person here on Mondays would be great. And, and now everything's starting to grow where, um, I've got my second show. Jeff has a second show coming up. Uh, Benji, who was here earlier, he wants to start a show, but he wants to do it under, under our umbrella. So, so the network, I quote unquote network that I've wanted to do is starting to come together. Um, my music show is totally different from this. Yeah, obviously.
Speaker: I like to joke around and still have a good time and have fun, but it's, it's music based. I come in, I do an introduction, I chitchat for a couple of minutes and then I play a song. Come back from the song, chitchat, have, you know, make a couple of jokes, have a couple of laughs, and then right back into the next song, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's very fast moving. Uh, and Benji wants to do a cigar show. Jeff's going to do something with business or something. I don't know what he's going to do. Cigar show. He's going to run out of content.
Speaker: Well, Benji's a big, he's a, he's an avid cigar smoker. So he, you know, probably be other content on there, but, um, you know, he, that's kind of his thing. And then on top of it, I've started doing more. I've started doing Twitch gaming. So I get on Twitch while I'm gaming. You're on Twitch, you fucking nerd. I thought you told for that shit. Show's been on Twitch since it started.
Speaker: video no i'm i'm i'm i'm just kidding but this show has been on twitch since we started but you haven't been doing video gaming on twitch no no no no i just started that recently what are you what are you gaming on uh i'm on my i'm on my xbox well i mean like what what games are you playing call of duty um
Speaker: Mainly a lot of Call of Duty. I started venturing it out, doing some Madden. I was playing UFC last night. I started dipping my toes into some other games just to play other games and shit chat with people while I'm gaming. But it's mainly Call of Duty and Modern Warfare. I'm curious. I didn't know you were doing some touch.
Speaker: Yeah. And it's literally just me gaming. There's no you can't see me, but you can hear me like I can talk to the chatters and stuff like that. I mean, I'm talking shit on the game and whatever, you know, so it's just a lot of things are going on. You know, there's a lot of shit going on. And I'm not on there every night. You know, I get on there on nights when Nicki's working. And it's usually not until after the kids go to bed or when the kids are winding down or whatever.
Speaker: And then I'll jump on there when I'm normally gaming. Anyways, the only difference is I just go live on Twitch while I game. Yeah. Interesting. However, I do got to jump off here because I got to get my ass ready for bed because I've got to get up in the fucking morning and go to work. And I have a meeting in the morning. So I should be attempting to go to bed right now, but after last night and two
Speaker: I don't know what it is since I've gotten out. I mean, I had, I had, I've had sleeping troubles for a while, but dude, getting to sleep lately has been hell on earth. It's like, I can't go to bed without taking something or, or, or being, you know, it's been a fucking weird. It's, it's like, I, unless I have beat the ever loving shit out of myself all day, I can't go to bed without taking my medication and, and, or,
Speaker: getting a little buzz. It's like fuck like it's it's very unlike me but so I'm probably gonna be up for the next hour and a half two hours playing fucking video games all goddamn night. It's nice. Yeah, I would like to say that I'm gonna go right to bed but I gotta come back here. We're gonna relax and watch watch our true crime shows. I'm probably gonna get something to eat. I gotta be honest today. I gotta get something to eat and
Speaker: Yeah, it'll probably be another hour or so before I actually pass out. Well, no, it was good seeing you man. And I'm glad things are going good, man. I'm glad things are going good for you. Um, you know, I do look forward to, like I said, don't rush whenever you're ready. You know, you do shoot me a message, give me a phone call, whatever.
Speaker: Um, I do look forward to you guys getting settled in and you becoming a part of the show on a more regular basis, um, and hanging out with us. Uh, I, you know, we always enjoy having you on the show. Plus I think at the end of the day, it's going to be great for you. It's going to be good for you. It's going to give you that out. It's going to give you that, that, that, that, that space that you need to where you can kind of vent and cut loose and, and, and, and we, that's a downfall with
Speaker: especially with my generation, the older generation, we bottle so much shit up and we hold so much shit in that mentally it fucking cooks us. And to talk about our personal problems or anything like that, but coming on here and doing this show, it's just a way for us to have fun and to vent without venting at the end of the day.
Speaker: And, and, and, and I think that's one of the things that, you know, we've made a lot of new friends lately. We've got a lot of new people that pop in here and hang out with us and jump on the show. And Saturday nights we do the open door thing. Now we're just anybody who wants. I almost shot. So it was empty.
Speaker: Oh shit. I feel included. So, so we got the, we got our elf on our shelf here at the house. Uh -huh. Uh, Nikki never got to do it with her boys. So cash, he still enjoys them and believes them and everything like that. So when we first got him out, I noticed that Nikki was
Speaker: kind of excited for it a little bit. So I've just let her been doing it and she's been having a blast on it. So she did like the opening show up in a hot tub in the crock pot with all the marshmallows and the Barbie doll. What does it say? Just hot tub chilling with my ho me. Just hot tub chilling with my ho me. Quick, dumb story. Cause it just makes me, made me think of it as a fucking elf on a shelf. We never did it as a kid, but uh,
Speaker: while I was in Afghanistan my I was there from shit I can't remember but I left on I got home on Christmas Eve so I was there during the holiday season and my mom sent me in a gift box an elf on the shelf and I fucking hated it but I felt I felt terrible to like just throw it away so what I did was I would go around to other guys racks that didn't know I fucking had it
Speaker: and I would tuck it into the top rack so that the guy on the bottom rack would hop into his rack and fucking wake up in the middle of the night. It was hysterical. The first time I did it, dude, that shit is fucking bad. Who the fuck? I started losing my eyes great. Nicky's been having fun with RL. She's done all kinds of stuff with him.
Speaker: had him hanging up in the ceiling fan. He wrote on the, he wrote on the mirror and the bathroom and toothpaste. She did lemonade for sale. She had him propped up on the, on the stove, like with his back to, to, to everybody in his hand, looking like he was in like the medicine cups for the, for the cold medicine. She had poured mountain doing it. So it looked like he was peeing in it and it said lemonade. Um,
Speaker: She, well, he teepees our tree every year. So she did, she did that last night with him. Yeah, he was in the freezer because Ohio sucks and he misses the cold the other night. He got kidnapped by the milk. And there was a sign that said, I think the milk's gone bad. And there was like a mean face drawn on the gallon. So I'm letting her, I'm letting her run with it. Cause I've done it for the last.
Speaker: Shit, I've done it since the girls were born and, you know, she never got to do that with her boys. So it's like, well, go ahead and have fun with it. That's all it's about. Just having a good time with it. Oh, all right, man. I know you got to hop off and, and I've got to pretend to go to bed. So yeah, exactly. Yeah. I gotta go find something to eat. Let's, let's, let's sign off here, big dog.
Speaker: But, uh, no, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate you guys hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. Um, it was a Wednesday night. We had a few guests on the show, which isn't normal for Wednesday night. Uh, you guys got to see an old face, hear an old voice and our friend Connor. If you're not already, go ahead and check out the social medias, Facebook, Instagram X formerly known as Twitter.
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Speaker: And you'll think it's later. It's not that hard. I don't know why Jeff struggles with it. As usual, we're going to wrap the show up with a song. I do want to show our guys a little bit of love and over and out. They got the brand new song. Mr. Sinister. You guys have heard it a million times on here. You've probably seen the video. If you watch the replays or watch this live, but I'm going to do it again over and out with their.
Speaker: official music video for Mr. Sinister. Check them out wherever you listen to music and on all social media at over underscore N underscore out. Show the guys some love. And if you're in the Columbus area, you didn't hear this from me, but they got an upcoming show coming up next month with some other amazing bands from the Columbus area. So go ahead and give it a little yes.
Speaker: Blood on your tongue You know that you're alone We're all out of time The deed is done Mr. Silent Stone You win And now that goes
Speaker: Let's escape from the mine
Speaker: And I'm just insane, I'm a blame And now the enemy's gotten so tired Cause you run and you hide From the light and the sky Cause we're all off what's inside And it's true
Speaker: From the light In the sky Cover up What's inside And it's true Twisted light
Speaker: Yes, sir. A little over and out. Mr. Sinister to wrap the show up. Alright, we will be back. Brand new episode. Saturday. Yeah, I'm doing a show this Saturday, right? Yeah, this Saturday. This Saturday, we will be back. Friday, I will be back on the brand new episode of Glick's House of
Speaker: you guys come hang out. It's going to be a Christmas themed show. Lots of Christmas music. Happy Christmas. clicks house of music baby. That being said, appreciate y 'all listening. We'll see y 'all next time. Connor, much love to you brother. I appreciate you popping in tonight. Long time no see. Good to see you guys are doing good.
Speaker: And as you guys know, when shit hits the fan and you really don't know what you're doing and you really don't know what you're going to do to fix it, just remember five simple letters. W W N N D. What would not sensible nonsense do? And don't forget be good. Don't be good at this so corny and cheesy.
