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Speaker: There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15 plus years.
Speaker: A sense of entitlement, a constant need for attention, ironically coupled with the need to be left alone, a desire to be treated the same as everyone else, stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly.
Speaker: Introducing the book, Amateur Nation, The Define of Common Sense, Manners, and Social Skills, the second edition.
Speaker: Inside, you'll read...
Speaker: The Amateur Mission Statement.
Speaker: The 30 Truths About Amateurs.
Speaker: The Four Stages of Being an Amateur.
Speaker: Amateur Habitats and History.
Speaker: Social Media Plus Me, Me, Me Equals Amateur.
Speaker: Technology and Amateur Behavior.
Speaker: With dozens of real funny photos, weird signs, and laugh-out-loud real-life accounts and actual conversations vividly showing how us pros are surrounded by Amateur Nation every day.
Speaker: Download the expanded second edition of the e-book, Amateur Nation, The Decline of Common Sense, Manners, and Social Skills.
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Speaker: Be a pro.
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Speaker: The Honor and Remember flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made by our fallen heroes and their families.
Speaker: The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country, and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag, too.
Speaker: Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.
Speaker: Together, we remember them all.
Speaker: Welcome to the show.
Speaker: Okay, let's all shut up, please.
Speaker: Warning.
Speaker: The podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people.
Speaker: It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self-entitled, unintelligent, self-centered idiots.
Speaker: Attention whores, ignoramuses, dolts, clods, nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive crybabies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us.
Speaker: In one word, amateurs.
Speaker: Amateurs.
Speaker: It's Amateur Nation with Lou Santini.
Speaker: Wait, no one here gets offended too easily, do they?
Speaker: Pros?
Speaker: No.
Speaker: Amateurs?
Speaker: Well, their heads may explode.
Speaker: Because on this show, we call attention to and call out the amateurs.
Speaker: The people who are doing life wrong.
Speaker: The speed bumps of life.
Speaker: The people that are in your way every day.
Speaker: The unintelligent, obnoxious, attention-whoring, self-entitled, drama queen, victim types who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self-awareness, common sense, manners, or social skills, and are disturbing the flow of the pros.
Speaker: Hi, Mom.
Speaker: Oh, hey, Lou.
Speaker: Amateur Nation.
Speaker: It's not just a podcast.
Speaker: It's a movement.
Speaker: This is episode 270, No Taxation Without Deportation.
Speaker: On today's episode, this week in President Coloring Book Administration Corruption and Destruction, the illegal invasion gets more invasive.
Speaker: And Doritos?
Speaker: Really?
Speaker: Then quick jabs at Amateur Nation in the a la carte segment, and we close the show with three things done right on 3 Pro Things.
Speaker: As always, shouts out to Pro Nation before we do anything else.
Speaker: Shouts out to Danny Shearer on SoundCloud, Monica Marie, Allison Koster, Mark Smith II, Kerry Kirkpatrick, Josh Blake J., Dean Homan.
Speaker: Rick Conlon, Paula Becker-Piazza, Jennifer Dumont, Richard Lloyd Sherman, Lisa Marcus, and Mark Mitchell all on Facebook.
Speaker: And a shout out to Donna, Kevin Whalen, Greg Lenciotti, Monica Stevens, and Rosie in Dallas, Texas on Instagram.
Speaker: Last week's episode's title was Amateur Nation Can Be Talked Into Anything.
Speaker: And this is your pro post of the week from Elon Musk.
Speaker: He said this, Trying to help people understand what's going on right now is like going back into a burning building to pull someone out, only to have them keep punching you in the face and demand evidence that the building is on fire, even after they admit they can see the flames.
Speaker: I might add this, even after they get burned.
Speaker: Here's what's happening in Amateur Nation.
Speaker: Step one.
Speaker: Topic number one.
Speaker: It's time for... This Week in President Coloring Books Administration Corruption and Destruction.
Speaker: Now, before we run down the noteworthy news items, it's been a couple weeks since the State of the Union address.
Speaker: But I mention this as a reminder, as Nashville Tea Party on Instagram perfectly said, and they were not the only ones, but they said it just right...
Speaker: Biden's speech was not a State of the Union speech.
Speaker: It was a vicious, angry, rallying cry to the far left.
Speaker: He used his presidential platform to again demonize half the country as a clear and present threat to democracy.
Speaker: He made it clear the invasion of our southern border would continue.
Speaker: He openly threatened the Supreme Court justices on national TV.
Speaker: Attention sick people, the White House lifted its COVID testing requirement for those who plan to be in close contact with President Coloring Book, ending the last COVID prevention protocol at the swamp headquarters.
Speaker: Get close to Biden, shake his hand, let him smell you sick folks.
Speaker: Let out those big sighs that are impossible to contain whenever near this commie incompetent.
Speaker: China has 384,235 acres of American farmland soil with one, one, Chinese billionaire owning more than half of it.
Speaker: I'm sure nothing bad will come of that.
Speaker: Jesus, be more gross and Chinesey!
Speaker: Nancy female Biden Pelosi has earned 12 times her annual salary, earning 120% just on NVIDIA stock in just 106 days, a little over three months.
Speaker: No insider trading to see here, amateur nation.
Speaker: Just a stock market genius.
Speaker: I can handle things.
Speaker: I'm smart.
Speaker: I'm like everybody says.
Speaker: Like dumb, I'm smart.
Speaker: This one is rich.
Speaker: President Coloring Book, clearly getting his leg hairs in a tizzy from seeing Trump lead him in all polls, is already whining about losing this year, saying Trump will ultimately contest the results because losers who are losers are never graceful.
Speaker: People want to kill him.
Speaker: Oh, it's a long line.
Speaker: And incompetent, corrupt commies are incompetent, corrupt commies who are never loyal to America.
Speaker: He went on to say that Trump will do anything to try to win.
Speaker: You mean like going after his private businesses and staging a mockery of a trial in an effort to bankrupt him with zero wrongdoing?
Speaker: You mean like trying to keep him from the ballot?
Speaker: You mean keeping him tied up in court and even going after his family and his employees?
Speaker: You mean doing everything illegal and unconstitutional and ignoring the rule of law to keep a political opponent who leads all polls from embarrassing and later exposing and prosecuting your treasonous ass?
Speaker: Like that?
Speaker: He leaked government secrets.
Speaker: He's lucky they didn't shoot him.
Speaker: Mike.
Speaker: Those are balls.
Speaker: Obama has officially ruled himself out as a potential candidate for the Communist Party.
Speaker: That's a bunch of cock.
Speaker: Ain't buying it.
Speaker: Oh, goody, so we can have Hillary step in once Biden suddenly is unfit for office?
Speaker: Or will it be Gavin Damian Oman Newsome?
Speaker: Wait, what am I saying?
Speaker: Didn't you hear about the sunspots that will conveniently arrive in October?
Speaker: Killing the electrical grids and or the internet, thus possibly squashing any election at all.
Speaker: See, the beauty of this is this.
Speaker: If it happens, it's yet another told you from the conspiracy theorists.
Speaker: If it doesn't, amateur nation gets the see, you're crazy just this once.
Speaker: And also if it happens, communication will be screwed so by the time it's reestablished, after all the panic that ensues, pro-nation being right will be forgotten.
Speaker: Keep them confused and wondering, New World Order.
Speaker: Don't you love a lack of certainty on a daily basis under President Coloring Book so you feel better about anyone but Trump?
Speaker: Yeah, you're simply too stupid, amateur nation.
Speaker: If amateur nation thinks that a different Democrat, I mean different commie nominee for president will make a difference in how communism will be implemented, you have literally learned nothing from the last three plus years under Democrat tyranny.
Speaker: Your party is infected with communism.
Speaker: We're talking communists, the most reprehensible perpetrators of social and economic oppression ever known to mankind.
Speaker: And now this.
Speaker: And now for step two.
Speaker: Topic number two.
Speaker: It's time for This Week in the Illegal Enemy Invasion.
Speaker: I will no longer sugarcoat what this is.
Speaker: Illegal aliens are enemies of America.
Speaker: All.
Speaker: Even the nonviolent ones.
Speaker: You're trespassing.
Speaker: You've committed a crime.
Speaker: Get out.
Speaker: Look how easy it is to get into this country.
Speaker: CNBC has reported that the immigration crisis may bankrupt cities like New York, Denver, and Chicago since federal funds ain't getting it done.
Speaker: But all hail the great state of Texas, as the Texas immigration law is to take effect.
Speaker: So now Texas law enforcement is authorized to address and detain any illegal immigrants crossing the border.
Speaker: Countdown to Amateur Nation screaming racism in 10, 9, 8.
Speaker: Commie Governor Kathy let me clear my throat hulkle.
Speaker: And worthless Mayor Eric Adams deployed the National Guard to oversee New York City's subways.
Speaker: You know what also works?
Speaker: Applying the rules of law for criminals and supporting your local NYPD that you weakened and undermined since President Cullering Book took office.
Speaker: Ah, sanctuary cities.
Speaker: I know, it's Trump's fault.
Speaker: Plus, there is the fact that I, your host, am white.
Speaker: So naturally, there's unrest on New York City's subways.
Speaker: Wait a minute, you're being sarcastic.
Speaker: The House passed the Laken-Riley, that's Laken, not Lincoln, President Coloring Book, the Laken-Riley Act requiring Immigration and Customs Enforcement to arrest and detain illegals who break the law for eventual deportation.
Speaker: Here's the not surprising part.
Speaker: The vote passed 251 to 170 with all no votes coming from commies pretending to be Democrats, which is weird because turns out Barack Okami, Nancy shaken, not stirred Pelosi and Chuck, I'll never be able to repay my karmic debt.
Speaker: Schumer all wanted border security back in the day.
Speaker: Well, they used to want it first up back in the day with Nancy and Chuck.
Speaker: Take it away.
Speaker: We need to address the issue of immigration and the,
Speaker: and the challenge we have of undocumented people in our country, we certainly don't want any more coming in.
Speaker: Illegal immigration is wrong, plain and simple.
Speaker: Until the American people are convinced that we will stop future flows of illegal immigration, we will make no progress on dealing with the millions of illegal immigrants who are here now and on rationalizing our system of legal immigration.
Speaker: When we use phrases like undocumented workers, we convey a message to the American people that their government is not serious about combating illegal immigration, which the American people overwhelmingly oppose.
Speaker: If you don't think it's illegal, you're not going to say it.
Speaker: I think it is illegal and wrong.
Speaker: People who enter the United States without our permission are illegal aliens, and illegal aliens should not be treated the same as people who entered the U.S. legally.
Speaker: a difference bribes, insider trading, and blackmail from China makes.
Speaker: And now, Amateur Nation's Lord and Maker, Barack Okami, saying back in 2007 what Amateur Nation would need a safe space hearing today.
Speaker: I think we should have strong border security.
Speaker: It doesn't make sense for us to allow hundreds of thousands of people coming through our borders without us knowing who they are.
Speaker: Oftentimes in very hazardous situations and unmonitored situations that could do us long-term damage.
Speaker: I think we should have a serious employer.
Speaker: verification system where employers when they hire somebody find out what their work status is are they able to work here legally.
Speaker: Right now what employers will say is well we check their social security card that's the best we can do.
Speaker: So we've got to set up a tamper proof system and then hold employers accountable and then this for some is the most controversial part that we've got to have a pathway to citizenship for the 12 million people or so who are already here.
Speaker: You pay a fine, you learn English, you stay out of trouble, you've got a job.
Speaker: You go to the back of the line so that those who came here legally, that backlog is cleared before you have opportunities for citizenship.
Speaker: That is a reasonable approach and one that will ultimately address the biggest problem for American workers, and that is the depressive effect of undocumented workers who aren't right now subject to
Speaker: Oftentimes minimum wage laws or worker safety laws or all the other things that make them cheaper for employers.
Speaker: If they're out of the shadows, then we can make sure those laws are enforced and those cost advantages for hiring undocumented workers.
Speaker: Recently, in his State of the Union address, President Coloring Book yelled that if big business paid just 25% in taxes, it would raise $500 billion over 10 years.
Speaker: Then he had the gall to yell, imagine what that could do for Americans.
Speaker: Yeah, provided you don't give it to Ukraine in a lump sum or hand it to illegal aliens.
Speaker: I knew I hated you for a good reason.
Speaker: But don't worry, he's thinking about you, the average middle class sucker, by proposing a $5,000 credit for first-time homebuyers.
Speaker: It's okay.
Speaker: Totally makes up for blackmailing people into getting turbo cancer, shutting down our businesses, giving us $600 to live on for two years during said shutdowns, and allowing illegal aliens to get free food, free housing, $2,000 a month, and a prepaid debit card for food.
Speaker: And for killing some of our law-abiding citizens.
Speaker: That's not a bribe at all.
Speaker: And thanks for that $5,000.
Speaker: Too bad the average American can't afford the mortgage and utility bills.
Speaker: It's so dumb.
Speaker: It's so dumb, it's brilliant.
Speaker: No!
Speaker: It's just dumb.
Speaker: I'm sure the government will be happy to take over my property and cover it once they kick me out.
Speaker: You should vote for Trump.
Speaker: You should vote for Trump.
Speaker: Hey, Blue State Massachusetts, specifically Boston, how's that utopian open borders working out for you?
Speaker: Boston is running out of room to house migrants, and one Democrat city council member wants residents in the suburbs to start taking them in.
Speaker: She says people actually have more financial support.
Speaker: We need to do everything in our power to make sure that we are setting them up for success or whatever success looks like.
Speaker: I think everyone should be opening up their doors because this...
Speaker: This is a shared responsibility.
Speaker: My concern with that, you're basically opening your doors to an unvented stranger on the one hand, and secondarily, you're normalizing illegality.
Speaker: So even though you think you're doing something magnanimous, I think it's a bad thing for our country.
Speaker: And people aren't happy about it, and this is what's going to happen, and people
Speaker: are holding signs.
Speaker: Why us?
Speaker: Why not Wellesley?
Speaker: And it seems like politicians now are starting to get that pushback from their residents, from their constituents, and they're panicking a little bit.
Speaker: They're doing things I never thought I'd see them do, like calling on these suburbs and a lot of people who have signs on their front yard that say, you know, hate has no home here, no human is illegal.
Speaker: Well, now they're going to have to put their money where their mouth is, it seems.
Speaker: Let's say you let an illegal alien stay with you.
Speaker: They commit a crime.
Speaker: They come to your house to stay, to go to sleep after they've committed a crime.
Speaker: Let me guess.
Speaker: You, the homeowner, are arrested for harboring a fugitive.
Speaker: I wouldn't put it past this current administration one bit considering their absolute disdain for actual American citizens.
Speaker: Maybe they take your house.
Speaker: And no, not a shared responsibility.
Speaker: Biden broke it.
Speaker: Not my job to fix it.
Speaker: Yes, not my job.
Speaker: Not American citizens' jobs.
Speaker: Period.
Speaker: Here's something I hadn't thought about, mainly because I'm a man and I can't get pregnant, despite the science.
Speaker: Here's an American woman, as shown on CNN fake news propaganda on Instagram, who absolutely nails it.
Speaker: They don't got abortion clinics at the border?
Speaker: They're telling us as American women, specifically black American women, we need to abort our children.
Speaker: But if you coming across the border with your baby, oh, come to the land of milk and honey, the great land of opportunity.
Speaker: We'll take care of you.
Speaker: Joe Biden even said, I'll give illegal immigrants coming across the border $400,000 a piece.
Speaker: Can you imagine?
Speaker: If they were to go to that black single mother living in the hood, not even $400,000.
Speaker: Offer her $4,000.
Speaker: Because I know some black women that can make something jump with $4,000.
Speaker: Offer her $40,000.
Speaker: You know why they'll never give us that?
Speaker: Because they know that we'll never need them again.
Speaker: Welfare reminds me of an old man I used to date.
Speaker: I was in a relationship with him for 11 years.
Speaker: He would never marry me, right?
Speaker: But whenever my bills were due, I would tell him he would give me just enough.
Speaker: He had a whole lot of money.
Speaker: He would give me just enough.
Speaker: Rent due, $1,200.
Speaker: He'd give me $1,200, not once in over, because he knew that every month the rent was due that I would have to come back to him.
Speaker: He wouldn't give me $100,000 to say here, baby, bump that, go buy you a house and start your business, because then he felt like I wouldn't need him.
Speaker: The government system is the same way when it comes to black Americans.
Speaker: They'll never give us enough to get over and get up.
Speaker: It's only enough to make sure we continue to come back every 30 days so that we can remain slaves to their system.
Speaker: She's not wrong.
Speaker: I get that handouts are generally wrong.
Speaker: Not to say I'm against charitable help for some people, but this woman is basically saying, look,
Speaker: If you're going to give money, give it to the law-abiding, tax-paying Americans who work.
Speaker: Last time I checked, our veterans sure got the short end of the stick these last few years.
Speaker: But you, as a pro, know this.
Speaker: Only a true friend tells you the stuff you don't want to hear.
Speaker: And that's why we do here every week what we do here every week, under the umbrella of common sense.
Speaker: Email me, lou at lou santini dot com.
Speaker: And you can find all my social media links and my email on my main website, lou santini dot com.
Speaker: Follow, subscribe, comment, and most importantly, leave a review of this podcast and copy and paste the link from wherever you listen and send it to a fellow pro or an amateur who is doing life wrong.
Speaker: Because they are.
Speaker: I post short clips throughout the week so you get a taste of what's coming, but Thursdays, you get a trailer with all the upcoming week's topics of discussion on Sneak Peek Thursday.
Speaker: Okay, so we got a la carte and three pro things soon, but first, Doritos now?
Speaker: Really?
Speaker: On topic number three next.
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Speaker: I've been thinking about what she said.
Speaker: I want to thank you.
Speaker: All right, now step three.
Speaker: Topic number three.
Speaker: Hit me!
Speaker: So long ago on this podcast, I said the New World Order types were beginning to rationalize and normalize pedophilia.
Speaker: The Sexual Use, Abuse, and Exploitation of Underage Children for Sexual Purposes.
Speaker: Years ago, I said it on this show.
Speaker: And I'm certainly not the only one.
Speaker: It started with dressing small children in a more sexual adult fashion.
Speaker: Then comes the maps.
Speaker: Rebranding, if you will.
Speaker: No longer pedophiles.
Speaker: They're MAPs, minor attracted persons.
Speaker: This isn't softening language to be lighter on the ears.
Speaker: This is literally renaming something, not to avoid offending sensitive people, but rather to excuse criminal, heinous, unconscionable behavior.
Speaker: Behavior that even hardened criminals in prison abhor and despise.
Speaker: Learning absolutely zero from the Bud Light, Dylan Mulvaney fiasco and the Target boycott, in the world's fastest hiring slash firing, Doritos' motto, that crap on your fingers will come off eventually, recently hired Samantha Hudson, a trans influencer, you know, so as to reach the widest demographic.
Speaker: We worthless biological normies don't eat snacks.
Speaker: And then they quickly fired him after pedophilic comments on social media were revealed.
Speaker: Things like, and here it comes, if you're sensitive, turn it down, turn it off, get a kid out of the room, but here it comes.
Speaker: I want to do hooligan things, like putting a 12-year-old girl in the rear end.
Speaker: Let's leave it at that.
Speaker: I hate women who are victims of rape and who turn to self-help centers to overcome their trauma.
Speaker: What heavy whores.
Speaker: And who could forget, I just passed my little cousin's tongue through the vagina and she smiled at me.
Speaker: The little ones too.
Speaker: They deserve pleasure.
Speaker: That's a lot.
Speaker: That's just three of the posts that I have seen and I don't care to see anymore.
Speaker: I mean, what else do I need?
Speaker: A. Way to do some digging on his past Doritos.
Speaker: Worst background check ever.
Speaker: B. Way to learn from Bud Light and Target amateurs.
Speaker: C. Forget what he's said and done in the past.
Speaker: Did this guy even look presentable as the face of Doritos?
Speaker: D. Don't even tell me that evil doesn't exist.
Speaker: It exists.
Speaker: And other more powerful evil, even when backpedaling, embraces pedophilia and is fine with taking a financial hit to simply get it out there.
Speaker: E. You're telling me no one checked on this guy's background.
Speaker: And that's why Doritos moved forward.
Speaker: They knew.
Speaker: They checked and they knew.
Speaker: Why is your first choice for a spokesperson a no-name, very unattractive transgender pedophile?
Speaker: No real celebrities available?
Speaker: A professional actor or spokesperson?
Speaker: Nah.
Speaker: Go to TikTok, find a high number of followers, and send money.
Speaker: Stat.
Speaker: G, this tells me someone higher up in the Doritos company endorses this evil.
Speaker: H, and besides the spokesperson, who else was fired?
Speaker: Aye, so now there's a full investigation on Samantha Hudson, yes?
Speaker: He's under arrest, or at least under surveillance.
Speaker: He literally admitted to committing a felony on social media.
Speaker: Jay, still want Doritos?
Speaker: Oh, I know they're addictive, but they're not the only snack in the game.
Speaker: Like how piss water Bud Light is not the only beer out there.
Speaker: How Target isn't the only big box store.
Speaker: Sidebar, Kentucky State Senator Karen Berg wants to give pedophiles, of which she refuses to label them instead calling them minor attracted persons, child sex dolls to discourage them from acting on their impulses against real children.
Speaker: Because as we all know, when it comes to pedophiles, a doll gets it done.
Speaker: Pedophiles are known for their impulse control.
Speaker: I hope my law-abiding tax dollars pay for it.
Speaker: You sit.
Speaker: Today is America on Instagram recently reported that leaked emails from the World Professional Association for Transgender Health, apparently that's a thing now, reveal that there are observed links between increased cancer rates and transgender hormone replacement therapy.
Speaker: Think about that.
Speaker: Already this information is surfacing.
Speaker: Now, wait 5 to 20 years.
Speaker: Now you're seeing who the New World Order wants to get rid of most.
Speaker: Stay in denial, trans fans.
Speaker: They can sucker you in all they want with absolute false words like gender-affirming care while poisoning and mutilating young bodies.
Speaker: Coax them in with care, kill them off with poison and surgeries.
Speaker: They don't need.
Speaker: Value you, amateur nation.
Speaker: They being big pharma.
Speaker: Health organizations sworn to do no harm.
Speaker: And your corrupt American government under President Biden.
Speaker: It's a hard reality to face, but think about that.
Speaker: You think you might be trans.
Speaker: That is, after a long period of antidepressants, mockery, loneliness, and depression and isolation, you finally think,
Speaker: at least my government is there for me.
Speaker: And those poor saps think the government is the only friend they have.
Speaker: And that only friend is mutilating and killing people.
Speaker: Some miscellaneous attacks on amateur nation.
Speaker: This is called a la carte.
Speaker: Here we go.
Speaker: Is the Independent Film Channel going to show any independent films anytime soon?
Speaker: I mean, I love that they don't edit anything and I like the classic comedy summer school, but that's not an independent film.
Speaker: Another emergency $300 million to Ukraine?
Speaker: What did this loser country do for income before America started paying all its bills?
Speaker: Oh wait, bio labs and human trafficking.
Speaker: Hey, look at that!
Speaker: Suddenly overpriced pseudo-fast food chain Panera Bread cares about its employees enough to abide by the excessive $20 an hour minimum wage law that Commie-Fornia wants all businesses to obey.
Speaker: I mean, at first Panera wasn't having it, but like all shady crap amateur nation pulls, they got caught and now play by the rules that they made.
Speaker: Where'd that 500 million go that Killary Clinton gave to Haiti to rebuild decades ago?
Speaker: Apparently, that check bounced because America is now sending troops to Haiti because cannibalistic gangs have taken over.
Speaker: Sure, that sounds like our problem.
Speaker: Gangs are attacking airports, police stations, and prisons.
Speaker: Even thousands of jail inmates have fled.
Speaker: Jimmy, I'm not going to even attempt this last name.
Speaker: Cherizier?
Speaker: I'm going to try that now.
Speaker: Jimmy Cherizier, popularly known as Barbecue.
Speaker: Am I supposed to take anything Haiti does seriously?
Speaker: Anyway, Barbecue is the leader of the notorious G9 and Family Gang and is now the most powerful man in Haiti because of his penchant of burning people alive.
Speaker: But what are his pronouns?
Speaker: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just weird.
Speaker: Former New York governor, elder genocide suspect Andrew Cuomo was subpoenaed by House Republicans regarding his decision to allow patients with COVID into nursing homes and all but sequestering dying elderly patients into sick wards.
Speaker: Instead of prison, I say that the families of all the elderly people who were abandoned to die alone in nursing homes and sequestered from their families each get five minutes alone with Andrew Cuomo.
Speaker: Wait, that won't work.
Speaker: Then the person going second in line won't get a turn.
Speaker: Heart disease, diabetes and morbid obesity poster boy filmmaker Michael Moore says white European Christians are to blame for Jewish persecution, not Hamas.
Speaker: Remember all those white European Christians that murdered and raped all those unarmed civilians at that music festival in Israel last October?
Speaker: I think it's time for Mr. Moore to waddle over to Gaza to do some filming while Hamas takes very easy target practice.
Speaker: Have more pie, you amateur.
Speaker: Hey, fatty, you are fat!
Speaker: Common sense alert!
Speaker: The Iowa House of Representatives passed a bill that eliminated ballot drop boxes, ranked choice voting, and implemented a voter registration database to increase voter integrity.
Speaker: Don't you hate when you can't cheat?
Speaker: I mean, don't you hate racism?
Speaker: Oh, I hate it.
Speaker: Help out.
Speaker: Nashville Tea Party on Instagram has a great solution for the amateurs who got their college paid for by President Coloring Book.
Speaker: Forgive the debt in exchange for four years of military service.
Speaker: I mean, hey, our defense department loves all the genders.
Speaker: You want a safe space, amateurs?
Speaker: Find a foxhole, baby.
Speaker: Did you know, according to Amateur Nation, banning abortion will lead to people getting abortions illegally, but banning guns will lead to ending gun violence.
Speaker: Guns don't kill people, the government does.
Speaker: The Communist Disease Center updated its COVID-19 guidance, saying that Americans should act as if the virus were the common flu.
Speaker: For Amateur Nation, that means you only need to wear five masks when alone outside or alone in the car when driving.
Speaker: That's for amateurs.
Speaker: Now, to fire up my time machine so Pro Nation can say, told you so, again.
Speaker: According to naturalnews.com, England's vaccinated population had close to 1 million deaths in 23 months.
Speaker: Unvaccinated population had less than 61,000 deaths over the same period.
Speaker: Upward News on Instagram reported that newly proposed legislation in China would impose possibly life in prison sentences for ready, not murder, not rape, not child abuse, but for online hate speech.
Speaker: In American oppression news, illegal aliens?
Speaker: Come on in.
Speaker: Free everything.
Speaker: Don't forget to vote Biden.
Speaker: Want to fly on one of our DEI planes?
Speaker: No ID necessary.
Speaker: Want to drive?
Speaker: Just drive to your free housing.
Speaker: You.
Speaker: Yeah, you.
Speaker: American taxpayer.
Speaker: Want to ride the subway that your taxes help pay for and where cops have been replaced by the National Guard?
Speaker: Get searched.
Speaker: Don't like it?
Speaker: Take it up with New York Governor Kathy.
Speaker: My neck looks like a relief map of New York Hochul, who said that New York City subway riders who refuse to have bags searched can find another way to get around.
Speaker: Dick.
Speaker: Yes, in this age of equality and inclusion, women are now dicks.
Speaker: Commie Madonna apparently is now talking about her near-death experience last year and will reveal her conversation she had with God after waking up from a four-day induced coma.
Speaker: Am I the only one who realizes that this story isn't news?
Speaker: Oh, so now you're all about God, huh?
Speaker: God had this to say.
Speaker: Your music hasn't been relevant since the late 90s and stopped worshiping Satan and enough with the plastic surgery.
Speaker: You look terrible.
Speaker: You certainly aren't made in my image.
Speaker: And give up some Epstein client names that I know you have.
Speaker: And I didn't forget about your threat to blow up the White House.
Speaker: Sometimes what happens in here is like taking a shit.
Speaker: I feel you.
Speaker: Three things that are done right.
Speaker: Try to find three things, anything, a quote, a product, a service, something done right in our government.
Speaker: Well, you know, it's not easy, but I find three every week.
Speaker: Something that will lift your spirits, something that's positive, something that gives you hope, at the very least, something that will distract you from the shitstorm that is President Collaring Book's administration.
Speaker: This is three pro things.
Speaker: Number one.
Speaker: For the thousandth time amateur nation, Canada's health care system sucks.
Speaker: Don't believe me?
Speaker: From quoted Toronto on Instagram, but originally posted on Faye of the Ferns on Instagram, here is Faye, a Canadian, giving you the 411 on Canada's lack of health care.
Speaker: secret about Canada that no one's really talking about outside of Canada and like I know that some people in America are aware of this right but anyone talks about Canada they go oh health care is free blah blah blah and I do know that some people are aware like well you do have to wait longer you know oh understatement of the century okay um in Canada you'll probably die first
Speaker: before you get the help you need.
Speaker: Like you'll literally, and I'm not joking, that's not me being dramatic.
Speaker: There are doctors that know that if they're handing out certain diagnoses, totally treatable, totally treatable if you do it in time, but they know they're not gonna be able to see a specialist in that time.
Speaker: So they just know these people are going to die because they cannot get help.
Speaker: I have been dealing with literally pain in my liver.
Speaker: I can't see a doctor.
Speaker: Can't see a doctor.
Speaker: Doesn't matter.
Speaker: Doesn't matter.
Speaker: Doesn't matter what's going on.
Speaker: There just literally aren't enough physicians.
Speaker: It's not that they're picking and choosing and picking poorly.
Speaker: They literally just don't have physicians.
Speaker: There's nobody here.
Speaker: There's nobody here.
Speaker: So you want to come here?
Speaker: You want to be like, oh, I just want to get free health care.
Speaker: You'll probably die first.
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: I've been on a wait list for a general practitioner, a GP.
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: Number two.
Speaker: The NHRA is back, baby.
Speaker: The first event of the NHRA season is in the books in a great way to start its 74th year in Gainesville, Florida.
Speaker: Here's some of the highlights.
Speaker: Austin Prock filling in for Robert Height.
Speaker: In Funny Car, racing legend Tony Stewart lost his first race in top fuel to Austin Proc.
Speaker: And of all things, the very first race in the first round of the event.
Speaker: And it was a pedal fest, which any NHRA fan knows is the toughest way to win.
Speaker: Not to mention, Tony Stewart actually had not only a faster reaction time than a known early lever, but left impressively at.215.
Speaker: on the reaction time.
Speaker: Let's see how consistent Tony Stewart is.
Speaker: It's only upward from here.
Speaker: Buddy Hall made his full-time Funny Car debut.
Speaker: Daniel Wilkerson goes from tuner to driver for his dad, Tim Wilkerson, in Funny Car.
Speaker: Championship favorite and pro-stock motorcycle driver Gage Herrera is the Max Verstappen of pro-stock motorcycle in the NHRA, setting the second-fastest time in NHRA history during qualifying and then winning...
Speaker: continued with his first win of the season.
Speaker: Then he set the track record
Speaker: of over 204 miles an hour.
Speaker: And speaking of winning streaks, six-time Pro Stock World Champion Erica Enders got her first win ever at Gainesville to start the season.
Speaker: Bob Tasca set the track record in Funny Car 338.09 miles an hour.
Speaker: Former World Funny Car champ J.R.
Speaker: Todd snagged his first win of the season at the event, and Shawn Langdon got his first event win in Top Fuel.
Speaker: Lots of great storylines, lots of newcomers, and I'm sure a lot of surprises and drama in the 2024 NHRA season.
Speaker: And don't forget, God rides top fuel.
Speaker: Okay, number three.
Speaker: Check out the Instagram page of Greg underscore Lanciotti, L-A-N-C-I-O-T-T-I, and see the video for this song by Joe Biden and the Alzheimer's.
Speaker: I'm Casey Kasem.
Speaker: Here's this week's number one song in America in a parody song about President Coloring Book Joe Biden.
Speaker: It's called Keep Fallin'.
Speaker: He's an old guy
Speaker: As dementia can't lead us, and the country is screwed, tell some big lies.
Speaker: Barely speaks English, sniffs children.
Speaker: And their mom's hair, too, goes the wrong way.
Speaker: When he reads his speeches, gets lost each day.
Speaker: In the White House yard, all the Dems say...
Speaker: That we should re-elect him How can he run When walking is hard And you'll keep going
Speaker: Keep falling.
Speaker: Keep falling.
Speaker: Keep falling.
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Speaker: Find all my social media links on Instagram, Truth Social, Facebook, Getter, and YouTube.
Speaker: at lewsantini.com.
Speaker: Pros, do not stay silent.
Speaker: Don't tolerate amateurs and their America-last destructive behavior.
Speaker: Speak up.
Speaker: 2024 is the year of the great resist.
Speaker: Amateur Nation is not just a podcast.
Speaker: It's a movement.
Speaker: Remember, amateurs, we see you.
Speaker: You're not at home.
Speaker: Don't do life wrong.
Speaker: Go pro.
Speaker: Don't be an amateur.
Speaker: For Amateur Nation, I'm Lew Santini, and this has been a big major production of
Speaker: I think we should have strong border security.
Speaker: Hi, pros.
Speaker: Lou Santini here, host of Amateur Nation.
Speaker: My Dry Bar Comedy Special, Amateur Nation, is now available.
Speaker: And just like this show, if you're allergic to a lack of common sense in today's world, and you like your comedy delivered with uncompromising talent like it is bite, then check out my half-hour comedy special, Amateur Nation.
Speaker: Go to drybarcomedy.com slash lou s. This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week.
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