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A TOP 10 EP! “Get on Board, Amateurs, or Get Run Over”

AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini

82 plays · Jul 9, 2023

*THIS WEEK:*  * Not old enough to buy a beer, yacht-owning, hyper-emotional propaganda purveyor, Greta Thunberg got it wrong. Again. Imagine! * Pedophiles. Known for their “group sarcasm”! * “An Open Letter to Gen Z” *On “A la Carte”:*illegal aliens are stealing from every American, “Sign of the Apocalypse #452, and this podcast is an “Advertisers Best Buy” for podcasts.  *On “3 Pro Things”:* a Communist defector spells it out for America, a UK Parliament member spells it out for the world, and how “practice relationships” work. *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL: “Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous* *MAIN: https://www.lousantini.com/* *SUBSCRIBE* on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOh5fIZVQdT0VG2M59S0Vwg*  *Facebook:* https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainment  *Instagram:* https://www.instagram.com/lou.santini3/ *Truth Social:* https://truthsocial.com/@lousantini3 *LinkedIn:* https://www.linkedin.com/in/lousantini/ *GETTR:* https://gettr.com/user/lousantini

Transcript

Speaker: The Honor and Remember Flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made by our fallen heroes and their families.

Speaker: The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country, and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag too.

Speaker: Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.

Speaker: Together, we remember them all.

Speaker: There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15 plus years.

Speaker: A sense of entitlement, a constant need for attention, ironically coupled with the need to be left alone, a desire to be treated the same as everyone else, stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly.

Speaker: Introducing the book, Amateur Nation, The Decline of Common Sense, Manners, and Social Skills, the second edition.

Speaker: Inside, you'll read...

Speaker: The Amateur Mission Statement.

Speaker: The 30 Truths About Amateurs.

Speaker: The Four Stages of Being an Amateur.

Speaker: Amateur Habitats and History.

Speaker: Social Media Plus Me, Me, Me Equals Amateur.

Speaker: Technology and Amateur Behavior.

Speaker: With dozens of real funny photos, weird signs, and laugh-out-loud real-life accounts and actual conversations vividly showing how us pros are surrounded by Amateur Nation every day.

Speaker: Download the expanded second edition of the e-book, Amateur Nation, The Decline of Common Sense, Manners, and Social Skills.

Speaker: The second expanded edition available now.

Speaker: Be a pro.

Speaker: Go to Amazon.

Speaker: Type Amateur Nation.

Speaker: Warning.

Speaker: The podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people.

Speaker: It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self-entitled, unintelligent, self-centered idiots.

Speaker: Attention whores, ignoramuses, dolts, clods, nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive crybabies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us.

Speaker: In one word, amateurs.

Speaker: Amateurs.

Speaker: It's Amateur Nation with Lou Santini.

Speaker: You've got problems.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm surrounded by amateurs.

Speaker: On this show, we call attention to and call out the amateurs.

Speaker: The people who are doing life wrong.

Speaker: The speed bumps of life.

Speaker: The people that are in your way every day.

Speaker: The unintelligent, obnoxious, attention-boring, self-entitled drama queen victim types who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self-awareness, common sense, manners, or social skills, and are disturbing the flow of the pros.

Speaker: Hello, Mom!

Speaker: Oh, hey, Lou.

Speaker: Amateur Nation, it's not just a podcast, it's a movement.

Speaker: This is episode 233.

Speaker: Get on board, amateurs, or get run over.

Speaker: As always, fans first.

Speaker: Shouts out to Eric Johnson, John Juergen, Chris Breaker Comedy, Michelle Wu, Richard Korzep, Carmelia Clayton, and Secret Weapon Racecraft on Instagram.

Speaker: Also want to say hi to Liberty Overwatch, Renee D., The Radical Scholar, James Patriot, Martha Joes, Log and Timber, and This Woman's Hair Bends.

Speaker: Following me on Truth Social.

Speaker: You can find me on Truth Social at lusantini3.

Speaker: Here's your post of the week.

Speaker: From friend and former guest of the show, producer and star of the Uncle Tom documentary three-part series, Chad Jackson, regarding Juneteenth.

Speaker: He said this.

Speaker: If the argument is we should have a national holiday which recognizes the atrocity of slavery and how we ended it in America, then I don't buy it.

Speaker: The people who make such a claim are the same ones who supported mask mandates, forced shutdowns, unconstitutional censorship, etc.

Speaker: All things which vests the government with the power to enslave the citizen, mind and body.

Speaker: Oh, I almost forgot.

Speaker: I'll be at Freedom Fest Memphis, July 12th through the 15th.

Speaker: Google it, Freedom Fest Memphis.

Speaker: At Freedom Fest, they say they envision a world where every person experiences maximum liberty in every aspect of their lives.

Speaker: It's the annual festival where free minds meet to celebrate freedom.

Speaker: In an open-minded environment, it is independent, nonpartisan, and not officially affiliated with any organization or think tank.

Speaker: Lots of speakers there over the course of the, what, 12, 13, 14, four days.

Speaker: Speakers include Mike Rowe, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Lisa Kennedy,

Speaker: Matt Taibbi, Larry Elder, Steve Forbes, Tulsi Gabbard, Ennis Freedom Cantor, Spike Cohen, and I will be performing in the Punching Up Comedy Festival on July 14th at 7.30pm Tennessee time.

Speaker: Once again, it's called the Punching Up Comedy Festival, July 14th, 7.30pm Tennessee time.

Speaker: and I'll also be speaking on the panel that day regarding censorship and comedy at 3 p.m.

Speaker: So please, if you're a fan of the show, you happen to be there, please come up, introduce yourself, let's take some pictures, shake hands, talk a little bit, and say hi.

Speaker: Again, Google Freedom Fest Memphis for more information including scheduling and ticket prices.

Speaker: Here's what's happening in Amateur Nation.

Speaker: Perhaps you had better start from the beginning.

Speaker: Step one.

Speaker: Topic number one.

Speaker: Topic number one.

Speaker: Oh, this just in from Greta.

Speaker: I sure do look like the love child of Bill Gates and Mila Antonova Thunberg.

Speaker: How dare you?

Speaker: Mila Antonova is the Russian bridge player who had an alleged affair with Bill Gates.

Speaker: Google it.

Speaker: Gates' alleged Russian lover, Mila Antonova, would have been in her 20s when the pair supposedly engaged in a relationship.

Speaker: Gates would have been in his late 50s and married to then-wife Melinda Gates.

Speaker: Tell me Antonova and Thunberg don't look a hell of a lot alike.

Speaker: Anyway, the not-old-enough-to-buy-a-beer-yacht-owning hyper-emotional propaganda purveyor Greta Thunberg got it wrong.

Speaker: She posted this.

Speaker: A top climate scientist is warning that climate change will wipe out all of humanity unless we stop using fossil fuels over the next five years.

Speaker: A. I'm sorry, are you still here?

Speaker: B. Am I the only one who realizes that this story isn't news?

Speaker: C. Who is this top climate scientist?

Speaker: Why didn't she name him or her?

Speaker: And can I see his or her investment portfolio?

Speaker: Because if I see anything there that looks suspicious at all, I call BS.

Speaker: It's okay, you can say bullshit in here.

Speaker: D. Wouldn't this scientist be a little more amped up?

Speaker: panicky, frantic, maybe go on national worldwide television.

Speaker: I don't know, do an interview or two.

Speaker: Okay, by my calculations,

Speaker: All of humanity is gone in five years.

Speaker: I better send a tweet.

Speaker: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just weird.

Speaker: E. Wow.

Speaker: All of humanity this time.

Speaker: Not just the coasts.

Speaker: Not the ice caps.

Speaker: Maybe a small island disappearing.

Speaker: Going all in.

Speaker: All of humanity.

Speaker: Plus the squirrels.

Speaker: F. This time we got five whole years to stop using any and all fossil fuels.

Speaker: Totally doable.

Speaker: Starting now.

Speaker: Science isn't an exact science.

Speaker: G. For those keeping track at home, climate change scientists' predictions are zero for at least a few dozen.

Speaker: Don't want to hear it!

Speaker: H. So we all have to stop using fossil fuels.

Speaker: Okay, Greta.

Speaker: You and your scientist buddy go first.

Speaker: Step one, decommission your yacht.

Speaker: I, oh, I almost forgot just this one minor detail.

Speaker: This post that Greta Thunberg put up was dated June 21st, 2018.

Speaker: Hang on, checking the math.

Speaker: All of humanity wiped out in five years.

Speaker: Yep, five years.

Speaker: Phew, we made it.

Speaker: NJ, dear Greta.

Speaker: Yes!

Speaker: And now for step two.

Speaker: Topic number two.

Speaker: Since amateur nation isn't even trying to hide their normalization and pedophilia, it's now time for This Week in Trans Crap.

Speaker: Stacey Marie Lawton, you know, the former what I'm sure was a very qualified, fully vetted first elected transgender state representative serving New Hampshire, was recently arrested for distributing child porn.

Speaker: Why was he former first elected transgender state representative?

Speaker: Well, in 2008, he, she resigned after being convicted of credit card fraud.

Speaker: And his rap sheet includes domestic violence charges, sexual assault charges, stalking, and making a bomb threat to a hospital.

Speaker: He even said, I have had a mental illness my whole life.

Speaker: So, two things.

Speaker: A, who the hell voted for this person?

Speaker: You're telling me that this person got the majority of votes?

Speaker: That all the people that voted, there were enough people who supported this guy?

Speaker: Come on, pro-nation outnumbers amateur nation in this country probably about, what, 25 to 1, if not way more?

Speaker: So you're telling me someone else lost the vote to Stacey back in 2012?

Speaker: Or, or, call me crazy, the election was rigged.

Speaker: But here's where it gets real.

Speaker: This is your fault, pro nation.

Speaker: This is that complacency in, well, I don't want to hurt their feelings.

Speaker: I want to be accepting crap.

Speaker: Again, there's acceptance and tolerance.

Speaker: And then there's cowardice and standing up for what is right.

Speaker: I have to assume, New Hampshire people, you knew there was no way in hell this idiot could or should be elected, but when it happened, you just went with it.

Speaker: Sure, he resigned, but he shouldn't have been in the conversation for holding office ever to begin with.

Speaker: Well, balls come and balls go when you think about it.

Speaker: In one of the more despicable topics I've covered on this show, everything I've been saying since I moved out of California in 2020 after living there and working in the entertainment industry is becoming more and more obvious.

Speaker: Amateur Nation is trying to normalize pedophilia.

Speaker: So when...

Speaker: The Epstein client list is fully divulged.

Speaker: Apparently, we're supposed to say, that's no big deal.

Speaker: It's part of regular society now.

Speaker: It's a different time now, thereby normalizing it.

Speaker: From the Daily Wire, but found everywhere, New York City drag march chants, we're coming for your children during weekend pride event.

Speaker: Here's the article.

Speaker: Two New York City Pride events stirred up controversy as drag marchers chanted slogans about targeting children while hundreds of attendees allegedly danced naked in front of minors.

Speaker: A group of drag queens and transgender activists dressed in flamboyant garb for the New York City Drag March at Tompkins Square Park and marched across the East Village towards the Stonewall Inn to kick off the city's weekend events.

Speaker: Viral footage captured by TimCast News shows marchers, including a topless woman, chanting, We're here.

Speaker: We're queer.

Speaker: We're coming for your children.

Speaker: Although some claim the chant was sarcasm in response to allegations that factions within the LGBTQ community intend to groom children, the messaging still sparked outrage among Americans fighting to protect youth.

Speaker: Sometimes things that are funny to everybody are not really funny at all.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: If they were being sarcastic, he said in quotes, it's simply not funny and extremely distasteful.

Speaker: But come on, do you really think they were kidding?

Speaker: A whole mass of people in on the same sarcastic joke?

Speaker: Does that seem possible?

Speaker: No, it's not illegal to be tasteless.

Speaker: And as a comedian, I don't believe in comedy censorship, but as a professional comedian, I can assure you there's no joke there.

Speaker: Jokes require a few things like context, setup, timing, and the right wording.

Speaker: Here is why they are not joking, because now pedophiles are emboldened.

Speaker: They know they can't be arrested for making a threat of pedophilia.

Speaker: but they see the attention they're getting.

Speaker: They don't care that it's negative attention.

Speaker: It's attention.

Speaker: The same way a serial killer who leaves cryptic notes wants attention when he knows he's being hunted down by the police.

Speaker: This is sick.

Speaker: This is shameful and wrong.

Speaker: This is against everything a civilized society is about.

Speaker: And if you don't have a problem with it,

Speaker: You have joined them.

Speaker: What would you say if heterosexuals marched in a parade and said they were coming for your children?

Speaker: That's what I thought.

Speaker: The article continues saying this movement grooms minors to have mastectomies and castration and fuels a multi-billion dollar medical child abuse industry.

Speaker: Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia tweeted while urging Congress to pass the Protect the Children's Innocence Act, a bill that would restrict so-called gender-affirming care procedures.

Speaker: I mean, you want to talk about euphemisms and gobbledygook and doublespeak.

Speaker: Gender-affirming care.

Speaker: Instead of mutilation, castration, abuse.

Speaker: The article continues, and these people seriously wonder why society is turning against us?

Speaker: The official Twitter account of Gays Against Groomers posted.

Speaker: Sickening.

Speaker: These people are doing more harm to our community than any actual bigot could ever hope to.

Speaker: Question, besides making that correct statement, what is gays against groomer actually doing to stop them?

Speaker: I mean, come on, if any organization could talk some sense into these perverts, and that's what they are, make no mistake, it's gays against groomers.

Speaker: The article says less than 24 hours later during the New York City dike march, half naked men and women danced and played in a Washington Square Park fountain, reportedly in front of children.

Speaker: I've seen the photos.

Speaker: Well, let's go kill them.

Speaker: I know.

Speaker: What's the big deal?

Speaker: Until it's your kid.

Speaker: The article says Savannah Hernandez, a front lines reporter for Turning Point USA, captured footage of the display which showed children playing with inflatable objects designed to look like clitorises supplied by the women participating in the event.

Speaker: The unsponsored march on Saturday marked the group's 31st annual event.

Speaker: This year's theme, not your fucking body, not your fucking business.

Speaker: Hmm, now where have I heard that before?

Speaker: Oh, that's right, every person in pro-nation when it came to the vaccines.

Speaker: I know, amateurs, this is different.

Speaker: This time it's about you, and you are more important because you're special.

Speaker: But you want to be treated like everyone else, except you don't.

Speaker: You want to be praised and celebrated.

Speaker: All hail the pedophiles posing as just regular gay folk.

Speaker: As Royal De Niro...

Speaker: posted on Instagram.

Speaker: We exposed that they're normalizing pedophilia.

Speaker: We showed them videos of adult teachers talking to little kids about masturbation and the masses say, how is this normalizing pedophilia?

Speaker: This is important.

Speaker: Listen to what he says.

Speaker: Not even realizing that them asking this question is proof that the normalization is working.

Speaker: Hate social media as much as I do?

Speaker: I don't know what you do for a living, but it's a necessary evil for my work.

Speaker: So please, if you want to keep me from running into a knife after all the stuff I post to promote the show, find me on YouTube at Lou Santini.

Speaker: Facebook at Lou Santini Entertainment.

Speaker: Instagram at Lou.Santini3.

Speaker: Truth Social at Lou Santini3.

Speaker: And every Thursday is Sneak Peek Thursday on all my social medias.

Speaker: Please leave a review about this podcast.

Speaker: An open letter to Gen Z on Topic 3.

Speaker: Next.

Speaker: Hi pros, Lou Santini here, host of Amateur Nation.

Speaker: My Dry Bar Comedy Special, Amateur Nation, is now available.

Speaker: And just like this show, if you're allergic to a lack of common sense in today's world, and you like your comedy delivered with uncompromising talent like it is bite, then check out my half-hour comedy special, Amateur Nation.

Speaker: Go to drybarcomedy.com slash Lou S. This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week.

Speaker: driveourcomedy.com slash Lou S. Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.

Speaker: The honor and remember flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made by our fallen heroes and their families.

Speaker: The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country, and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag, too.

Speaker: Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.

Speaker: Together, we remember them all.

Speaker: Music

Speaker: Time's a bit of a factor here, so as much as I'd like to spend the day murdering all of you, I'm afraid we need to press on.

Speaker: All right, now step three.

Speaker: Topic number three.

Speaker: Hit me!

Speaker: If you're a pro, please listen to this open letter to Amateur Nation.

Speaker: And if you like what you hear, please find a special Gen Z-er in your life, even if they have their head on straight.

Speaker: And have them listen to this topic.

Speaker: What am I about to drop here?

Speaker: To the future of amateur nation.

Speaker: Right now, today, as I speak, this current American government administration, the World Economic Forum, George Soros and his son now, China, the Black Rocks, the titans of industry, the corrupt world leaders.

Speaker: are playing the long game in targeting, poisoning, enslaving, controlling, and financially bleeding dry, all citizens 30 and under.

Speaker: Even they know they won't be alive to reap the rewards of an enslaved communist America and world.

Speaker: That's the level of evil we're dealing with.

Speaker: They know they won't even be around to see the results of their tyrannical rule.

Speaker: But their children and their grandchildren will.

Speaker: That's you, Gen Z. This isn't them planning for their kids' financial future in an effort to amass a huge sum of money.

Speaker: This is unparalleled wealth meant to do one thing.

Speaker: Rule Earth.

Speaker: Not a country.

Speaker: The world.

Speaker: Planet Earth.

Speaker: This is some world domination shit right here.

Speaker: So...

Speaker: As this current crop of 30 and unders, the Gen Z amateurs, continue to spiral out of control with safe spaces, being easily triggered, relying on social media to run their lives as well as entertain and inform them.

Speaker: As they rely more and more on food delivery.

Speaker: As they suck at the teat of big government to do their thinking.

Speaker: Run their indoctrination disguised as education.

Speaker: As they have their movement tracked, traced, and controlled via electric cars and all-electric homes.

Speaker: As they surrender all privacy 24-7.

Speaker: as they become more reliant on drugs to keep them happy and help them cope, as they eat more processed foods, and all the while worshiping the Hollywood pro-athlete and governmental elite and giving them their time, loyalty, and money, they will die earlier than average, and the cycle will continue as a new crop of subjects are rising.

Speaker: I like everything handed to me.

Speaker: I'm just like a kid.

Speaker: Right, an overgrown kid who can't take care of himself.

Speaker: However, a very few in the Gen Z generation, I mean very few elite, strong, smart, and raised with strong moral fiber and a centered moral compass will rise up.

Speaker: As you Gen Zers, hopefully, make it to age 40 without sucking your thumbs inside your unlit safe spaces, a few will realize, holy shit, we were fooled.

Speaker: As far back as 9-11-2001, we were used, tricked, mutilated, exploited, abused.

Speaker: And those leaders will be the ones you will gravitate towards to save you from this communist slavery that you signed up for, that you allowed to happen.

Speaker: By then, you will have seen that your parents and grandparents had it right all along.

Speaker: Family.

Speaker: Values.

Speaker: Work ethic.

Speaker: Accountability.

Speaker: Capitalism.

Speaker: Worth.

Speaker: Being judged on your character, performance, and values.

Speaker: Not your color.

Speaker: Not your sex.

Speaker: you'll have seen that this race-baiting, divisiveness, EV hoaxes, gender identity, and other propaganda was all a ploy to keep you dumb, drugged, fat, and loyal.

Speaker: You will be outraged that you were fooled, used, and abused.

Speaker: But also by then, it will be too late.

Speaker: Enjoy your ration of bugs and your five-mile travel radius and government-allotted ration of food and energy.

Speaker: As Klaus Schwab himself said, you will own nothing and you will be happy.

Speaker: Amateurs hear that as a life where everything is taken care of by the government so I can have a life of ease.

Speaker: Make no mistake.

Speaker: They think you're stupid.

Speaker: And by that statement, Klaus Schwab means, you'll take what we give you and like it.

Speaker: That is what he means.

Speaker: So instead of whining about how no one understands your plight and how everything is a right and should be free, maybe take a look around your circle of fellow Gen Zers.

Speaker: Do they seem happy?

Speaker: Do they spend more time identifying and talking about their problems and anxiety and how no one understands them?

Speaker: Do they do a lot of drugs?

Speaker: Have a lot of meaningless sex?

Speaker: Do they vape a lot?

Speaker: Spend their money on useless piercings and tattoos?

Speaker: Spend their limited money on right-now happiness instead of thinking long-term?

Speaker: Are they protesting a lot?

Speaker: Do they cry and yell often?

Speaker: Are they suicidal?

Speaker: Are they confused about their gender and or sexuality?

Speaker: Then you, my friend, have friends who have already fallen for the traps.

Speaker: Don't be an amateur.

Speaker: Enough with the weakness.

Speaker: If you don't know how to be any other way, the best and fastest and easiest way to fix your brain and way of thinking, and you do like easy, right?

Speaker: is to reach out to an adult that you previously hated and made fun of.

Speaker: You know, the one who has a steady job, maybe goes to church, pays their bills on time, seems physically fit, seems together, has his or her natural hair color and minimal extra holes in their face and body, and ask them how to fix your life.

Speaker: I bet they'll help you.

Speaker: I bet you they will help you because pros want more pros around.

Speaker: If you're an amateur listening to this show for the first time,

Speaker: or you're an amateur or a Gen Z-er who might even have their head on straight and maybe a pro in your life and a responsible adult, someone you respect, had you listened to this open letter to Gen Z, I urge you to stick around for three pro things to hear from a young person who escaped the tyranny of the very things you think will bring you happiness and make your life easier.

Speaker: She fled for her life.

Speaker: That's the most fantastic story I've ever heard.

Speaker: How can you make up a thing like that?

Speaker: What do you know about it?

Speaker: You know how I know all this is going to happen?

Speaker: Do you know how I know that in the future someone from your generation will rise up and speak on your behalf and challenge the establishment?

Speaker: Because my generation is living it with Donald Trump.

Speaker: We're looking for Donald Trump to expose and fix all the bullshit and corruption that happened decades before him.

Speaker: It doesn't mean he's a perfect man.

Speaker: It does mean he is the one person who doesn't treat our government and taxpayers like his own personal bank account.

Speaker: It means he has the balls to tell you the truth and tell you what you may not want to hear because we, my generation, and to a lesser extent the generation before me, got complacent.

Speaker: As are you, Gen Z, now.

Speaker: Except this time, your generation is not only complacent, they are getting enslaved, controlled, manipulated, used, abused, ignored, mocked, and financially drained.

Speaker: Your generation, Gen Z, needs to find your Donald Trump.

Speaker: Starting now.

Speaker: And I got news for you.

Speaker: It's no one currently in office at any level.

Speaker: Somewhere out there, he or she exists.

Speaker: When Donald Trump returns to office, he has four years of repairs to do just so we can have some semblance of a civilized America.

Speaker: And maybe, just maybe, Americans will join pro-nation and keep that going and vow never to go back to this horrible socialist communist experiment we've called 2020 to 2024.

Speaker: Mind blown?

Speaker: I hate communists.

Speaker: All they do is boss people around.

Speaker: Ah!

Speaker: It's time for a la carte.

Speaker: Hey, your host is grossly underpaid for this podcast.

Speaker: Did you hear?

Speaker: Meghan Markle's podcast deal with Spotify has been canceled.

Speaker: Bill Simmons, a senior Spotify podcast executive, called Prince Harry and Meghan fucking grifters.

Speaker: They did 12 episodes, 12 hours of podcast programming, $20 million.

Speaker: Attention advertisers of this podcast, you are getting the deal of the century by advertising here.

Speaker: I really don't understand what is happening.

Speaker: Hollywood actor Isaiah Washington said he's retiring early from the entertainment industry and will spend his time seeing as much of America as he can before it's overtaken by communists and socialists.

Speaker: And speaking of Hollywood, sign of the apocalypse number 452.

Speaker: My all-time favorite hottie in Hollywood, Salma Hayek, has had unnecessary plastic surgery.

Speaker: This is Hollywood.

Speaker: None of this is even remotely necessary.

Speaker: If RFK Jr. and pseudo-Dr. Anthony Kiebler L. Fauci had a kid, it would have the most annoying voice of all time.

Speaker: Hashtag lozenge.

Speaker: You know, you guys ought to watch it, making fun of people like that.

Speaker: You could hurt their feelings.

Speaker: As of 2021, there are about 332,278,200 people in the United States.

Speaker: With 17 million illegal aliens in the United States, thanks to President Coloring Book's deplorable border security, it costs Americans $163 billion annually.

Speaker: That comes out to about $491 per American per year.

Speaker: I don't have almost $500 a year earmarked for gangbangers and drug and child traffickers, so next time you see an illegal alien, shake him or her down for the $500 they owe you.

Speaker: Look how easy it is to get into this country.

Speaker: Time now for three pro things, three things in this world that are done right.

Speaker: Number one.

Speaker: So you're an amateur and you still think socialism and free everything is a good idea and it's a small price to pay for losing basic freedoms like, you know, speech and mobility.

Speaker: Here's Korean defector Yeonmi Park.

Speaker: I hope I'm saying your name correctly.

Speaker: A North Korean defector and author of bestselling books.

Speaker: Listen to what she has to say.

Speaker: I know she has a thick accent and dialect, but give it a listen.

Speaker: If you have to go back and listen to it twice, do it, Gen Zers.

Speaker: Here you go.

Speaker: These people don't understand how North Korea became what it is.

Speaker: In the 1940s, Kim Il-sung came to North Korea and people sang, like, injustice that they are rich people and they are poor peasants.

Speaker: If you give me your land and your freedom of movement and freedom of speech, I'm gonna give you free education, free healthcare, free housing, free food.

Speaker: And I'm going to make every, all of you be equal and happy.

Speaker: The equality of outcomes made us to vote that idea.

Speaker: And once Kim Il-sung took all our private property and land and rights, he did not give us anything back.

Speaker: He enslaved us.

Speaker: So this idea where the college should be free, housing should be free, why do you want free things?

Speaker: Like nothing is free in the world.

Speaker: Yeah, what does she know?

Speaker: She only lived it and left behind her family knowing she'd never see them again.

Speaker: Number two.

Speaker: Pros exist worldwide.

Speaker: And here's Christine Anderson, member of EU Parliament, showing more balls than anyone in Amateur Nation, and she doesn't even identify as a man.

Speaker: Here she is trying to jar amateurs out of complacency and complying to everything, giving in.

Speaker: And as I say, the O-wellers are the ones who are hurting America and the world.

Speaker: Here's Christine.

Speaker: I'm really imploring the people.

Speaker: and all the peoples around the world.

Speaker: For God's sake, stop giving your democratically elected governments the benefit of the doubt.

Speaker: They are not deserving of that.

Speaker: They are not.

Speaker: Stop rationalizing

Speaker: whatever your government is doing, stop rationalizing and come up with some good intentions.

Speaker: They have no good intentions.

Speaker: Never, as I said before, in the entire history of mankind, there has never been a political elite concerned about the well-being of regular people.

Speaker: And it isn't any different now.

Speaker: Why should it stop giving them the benefit of the doubt?

Speaker: Because I can tell you, you cannot comply your way out of a tyranny.

Speaker: It is impossible.

Speaker: Trying to do so, you will only feed a gigantic alligator in the hopes of being eaten last.

Speaker: But guess what?

Speaker: Your turn will come and then you will be the one swallowed up.

Speaker: I also have to ask the people, end your silence.

Speaker: Speak up.

Speaker: For God's sake, stop complying.

Speaker: Start rebelling.

Speaker: They're out to get you if you do not resist.

Speaker: I would also urge you to stop voting for those who inflict this psychological abuse on you, who mock you for their own good.

Speaker: In order to deal with this unfree world, to defy this unfree world, I have decided to become so absolutely free that my very existence is an act of rebellion.

Speaker: And that's what we all need to do.

Speaker: And pro thing number three.

Speaker: And I know this was kind of a heavy-handed episode this week, so let's end on some funny.

Speaker: I've never been married.

Speaker: Been engaged once when I was younger.

Speaker: Correction, much too young and for the wrong reasons.

Speaker: I've been in plenty of monogamous long-term relationships.

Speaker: I've made some mistakes in my life, but at least I can say I never married the wrong person.

Speaker: And let me be clear, I'm not anti-marriage.

Speaker: But this next audio clip, actually a video, but works just fine for audio only, hits the nail on the head with a lot of people who find themselves stuck in a relationship that they may not have thought through entirely.

Speaker: Was, or is this you?

Speaker: Or someone you know?

Speaker: You might want to play this for that attention-starved amateur that wants to rush into something for the gram.

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, the Average Relationship Timeline brought to you by Brian Herzog on Instagram.

Speaker: Give it a listen.

Speaker: That was fun.

Speaker: Yeah, that was awesome.

Speaker: So, what are we?

Speaker: Couple of people who just banged, that's what.

Speaker: I'm serious.

Speaker: Are we exclusive?

Speaker: Is that what you want?

Speaker: Yeah, I guess.

Speaker: Okay, we're officially exclusive.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: Where do we go from here?

Speaker: Well, we can keep dating until we get bored of each other and look for ways to spice up our relationship instead of breaking up due to a fear of crippling loneliness.

Speaker: You mean like trying to find excitement through relationship milestones?

Speaker: Yeah, exactly.

Speaker: So we can move in together and then get a dog.

Speaker: Then we can get engaged and post about it on social media.

Speaker: You get so many comments and likes on that.

Speaker: It's very exciting.

Speaker: Then we can plan the wedding, have the wedding, go on a honeymoon.

Speaker: That'll keep the fun going for like two more years.

Speaker: I can get pregnant.

Speaker: We can have a kid.

Speaker: Yes, kids.

Speaker: Baby showers, first birthdays.

Speaker: That's even more fun stuff to keep us from realizing we're not actually a great match for each other.

Speaker: Raise the kids, get divorced, spend the rest of our lives regretting our decisions.

Speaker: Exactly.

Speaker: This all sounds great.

Speaker: What do you want to do right now?

Speaker: You want to have sex again?

Speaker: All right.

Speaker: Please tell at least one person you know about this show.

Speaker: Just copy the link from whatever platform you listen on and paste it to someone that needs to wake up or is like you and lives their lives by common sense, logic, and loves America and its freedoms.

Speaker: And speaking of freedom, I will see you at Freedom Fest in Memphis, Tennessee, July 12th through the 15th.

Speaker: You know, reviews of this podcast are always nice, too.

Speaker: If you send me something I use on this show, you get a free no-amateurs tee.

Speaker: I send them out all the time.

Speaker: Here's my email, lou at lou santini dot com.

Speaker: For more funny, watch my Drybar Comedy special, Amateur Nation.

Speaker: You can go to drybarcomedy dot com slash L-O-U-S.

Speaker: See all my social medias on Instagram, Facebook, Getter, LinkedIn, and Truth Social at my main site, lou santini dot com.

Speaker: Amateur Nation is not just a podcast.

Speaker: It's a movement.

Speaker: Remember, amateurs, we see you.

Speaker: You're not at home.

Speaker: Don't do life wrong.

Speaker: Go pro.

Speaker: Don't be an amateur.

Speaker: For Amateur Nation, I'm Lou Santini, and this has been a big major production.

Speaker: Well, balls come and balls go when you think about it.

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