Nonsensical Nonsense 137 Father's Days hangover

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Speaker: What's going on? I'm really getting sick and tired of your ass every **** show. Start of the show. You gotta come in here with some hard **** attitude **** like your king called. I am. I've been called **** I've been called. You're glitching.

Speaker: I'm really not. Yeah, I'm really not in the mood to go through this **** again. So good. I got this. Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. I'll come back and also we got **** Malcolm X in here. That's right. God damn Black Panther rally storm in the streets. Calm down.

Speaker: You, sir, are not welcome here. Please leave. I think Wakanda's doing just fine without you. But you know, could be real. Hey, let me know you find it. Tell me all shit.

Speaker: I gotta put up a fight like that. I ain't telling you a damn thing. I gotta go talk to my man Bucky. Let me know what he says. When I got an oil change, just kick your ass. You keep messing with his sister. And listen.

Speaker: They taught him inner peace. Yeah, they tried to teach Sam something. They taught him inner peace. He loves it. He loves it there. Got an oil chain. I mean, if it was real, it's a beautiful country. I'll give him that. Fucking phenomenal. Yeah. Wherever they film that at, it was absolutely beautiful there with the mountains and all that stuff. Hey, Deb. How you doing?

Speaker: my internet starts giving me shit again. I'm out fucking got our new phones in today. So I'm trying to transfer everything. And it was like, it's going to take two hours and 35 minutes to transfer all your data from one phone to the others. I'm already not happy with the new phone. Well, now I got to transfer all my games and pictures and all that shit, all my social media stuff. What's that?

Speaker: Why? I'd still have to transfer everything. It does it automatically. Yeah, this does it. I mean, it does it. What's up, Amanda? Thank you. Thank you. OK. I mean, it's doing it right now. But I already don't like this new phone, because look how much smaller it is compared to my old phone. The size don't matter. It's the job it does. You say that yourself. Such a size.

Speaker: You sure are correct. She never judges food for being smaller than my other one. That's right. I should have put it. Don't worry, little buddy. I know how you feel. I'm undersized too. I'm trying to roll with the big dog. I ain't trying to roll with the big dogs. Trust me. Not in that department. So how was your father's day, man? Did you get to hang out with the kids and whatnot? I had both the boys here for the most part.

Speaker: Troy came down, told me happy Father's Day. Jason told me happy Father's Day. They were here. We were comfortable. What else can I ask for? You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm talking about. That's, I mean. Comfortable, stable, and safe. Austin had to work. Yeah, Austin had to work for a little bit yesterday, but me and the other two walked around the mall and spent my money. They spent my money on themselves. Yes.

Speaker: And then they did they did give me a gift card to Home Depot, though. Sweet. So. Not a bad Father's Day between my gifts from Jody and the gift card to Home Depot from the kids. I ain't complaining. It was actually one of the best Father's Days I've had in a long time. Yeah, people were looking out and then. The show was yeah, then then we just kind of.

Speaker: What's up? I did a show with Smoke yesterday, he asked about you. Yeah, I seen he sent me an invite, but it was later, but I was hanging out with the kids, so I wouldn't have been able to enjoy it anyways. Anybody who didn't pop up was probably doing something for this, it was all good. Yeah, no, because we came back while Austin was at work and Cash and I watched a movie together and then

Speaker: When we picked Austin up and got home, we all had dinner and then we sat down and watched, uh, um, Freaky with Vince Vaughn. It was like, uh, Vince Vaughn's a serial killer in the movie. And it's kind of like a, it's like a horror version of Freaky Friday. So Vince Vaughn's a serial killer in the movie and.

Speaker: this magical knife or whatever, he stabs a girl with it and they switch bodies. She's the high school girl and then they switch bodies and Vince Vaughn kills me anyway. He cracks me up. So 75 % of the movie is Vince Vaughn acting like a 16, 17 year old girl. But it's a great movie. I've watched it a couple of times and then they'd never seen it. So we sat, we all sat there in the living room and hung out and watched it last night together. They were,

Speaker: They didn't really know how to take Vince Vaughn at first, but then as the movie for the rest, they were laughing. I love Vince Vaughn. I love Vince Vaughn. The dude kills me. Absolutely killed in Wedding Crashers. What was that one where he was like a pimp or whatever? Was that Get Shorty or? Be Cool. Yeah, Be Cool. Hilarious.

Speaker: That whole cast of that movie was funny as fuck. That shit was hilarious. Other than that, nothing big, nothing major on my end. Yeah, it was just like a pretty chill, low key Father's Day, but you know, hanging out with the kids. Oh yeah. I think that's how it's supposed to be. I mean, you don't have to do anything crazy and spectacular. No, you don't.

Speaker: Like I said, over the years, I've just gotten so used to used to just being kind of another day and not really being anything. Right, right, right. And honestly, you've got to try to plan stuff, but everything's been so tight and everything's getting so expensive. I understand that people didn't do anything. It makes sense. You know what I mean?

Speaker: I know that, you know, like I'm grateful for my little car, but man, the gas is even in my little car is starting to kick ass. But you know what? I think something's up with the gas. I think there's something up with the gas in all honesty, because I went from getting anywhere from 38 to 46 miles to a gallon down to like 29.

Speaker: check your fuel system and the airflow. I just had it flushed. I just had an old change. Just had a new air filter put on my car. Oxygen sensor. Yeah, so I think I think it's something in the gas. I think they've done something to our gas.

Speaker: Because Biden's already making us pay $6 a gallon and now he's made our gas cheap. So it's not as effective, efficient. I'm blaming Biden. Yeah, I'm blaming Biden. It's Biden's fault. Facebook tells me it's Biden's fault though. Well, how come nobody blamed Bush when the gas prices went up? They did. That's what I thought. It's always the president's fault, isn't it? They did blame Bush when gas prices went up. I know a bunch of us did others didn't.

Speaker: That's the president's fault though, right? That's what everybody tells me. Facebook tells me that, so it must be true. Facebook don't know what they told me. Maybe I'll check Wikipedia. Let me know when you finish.

Speaker: Joe Biden falls off bicycle. Gas prices go down a little bit. Maybe you should fall off more bicycles. That bullshit y 'all ain't ready for that. All y 'all know about that. That ain't our fault that he fell off his bike. Y 'all ain't ready for that shit at all. It's funny. It's not our fault. Nobody, it's not like somebody from the right came over and sabotaged him and made him fall off his bike.

Speaker: You know that? Well, it's just it's old people falling off bikes. It's funny. It's like when kids fall off things. It's funny. Why am I an asshole? Why are we assholes? Old man fell off. Now, now you know if it was Trump, you'd be like, ah, fucking Trump fell off his bike. I did get on him for that shit.

Speaker: You know what made me matter? None of the people on his staff said anything to him. That's a that's a bad look. That's that's a shit. Yeah, that's fucked up. That's like it. That's like uh and let that shit go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's why we was out with your boys and they didn't tell you that shit. You'd be mad as fuck at him.

Speaker: like one of y 'all motherfuckers getting smacked in the mouth, don't you see? I'm back at the booty call and you burned in there but laughing at you because they knew you didn't fuck your motherfuckers. Yeah. Did say shit. Don't go home with STD, INF. I'm not watching hockey. Oh yeah, that's right. M3's on tonight. There's nothing on tonight. Wrestling's gonna be the biggest point.

Speaker: Brock came back Friday night. Yeah, so let's give another part timer that undisputed heavyweight championship. You can't be beat for real. Well, Roman Reigns is getting ready to leave the company for a while. He needs to, he did. That's why I thought they would let Riddle get the belts. What's that? Riddle could be good blows, Riddle could take blows on Bobby Lashley. Yeah, I thought he was gonna.

Speaker: I think I agree. They need to stop giving it to these **** part timers **** What's the point in having a heavyweight champion if you're just going to keep giving it to these **** part? Friday night was the first match Roman Reigns had since like WrestleMania. Because he ain't a hundred because first time. Hey, well, they give up the **** title you ****

Speaker: He might not be 100 % healthy, but he's definitely 100 % bitch. Why is he a bitch? Because I said. Then you go fight him. Okay. We'll see. Are we wrestling or are we fighting? It's a little bit. Are we wrestling or fighting? Is it scripted? Yes, but. Is it scripted or are we doing a real fight? We both. We doing a real fight? I win that bitch. I guarantee it.

Speaker: There ain't no rules in fighting. I'll stick my thumb in his eye. You a little out of practice. I'll stick my thumb in his eyeball, bite his nose. I'll kick you right in his baby maker. When he gives you that damn punch, and your beard fly off your face. As soon as Superman pushes it, I can just go, poof, get out of here. You out of shape from taking blows. I think a lot of us got to realize that.

Speaker: I'm not that out of shape. I'm not in shape, but I'm not that out of shape. Me neither. I'm working on getting in shape. All the notifications did go out good, good, good.

Speaker: Yeah, I was going to wait and do this. Do this phone stuff after after the podcast. But you know, kids are going to do stuff. Let everyone what you do on the show. No, that's what I'm doing. Well, we got home and Austin's like, can we send my phone? Can we send my phone? I'm like, God damn, it ain't going to go no way. So you don't understand. It's a hassle for me to set up my phone. You had to call and I had to call to activate them and shit. But like, that's the easy part.

Speaker: but the actual setup on my phone because I have so much shit on here. That's actually will take me a week to change my contacts from one phone to another when I would buy one. Oh, I hate that's why I stopped putting people on my phone.

Speaker: Yeah, that's why I stopped adding contacts. You got my number just if you text me, but now with the, Samsung has a Samsung switch. So you just put the phones by each other and turn it on and it just shoots literally everything, contacts, messages, games, and it automatically logs into all your stuff for you. So I'm like, all right, that makes it easy because that was the other bitch. What are you gonna do phone?

Speaker: downloading all the apps that you used to have and then trying to remember your password for everything. I went through that for a month. And I changed my passwords. I was sitting there like, fuck. I got to go through 15 passwords in my head. At least. And I've had about 30 of them. I keep changing my passwords on purpose. Yeah. Because Jokers be hacking. And I got to order new phone cases tonight when we get done with the show.

Speaker: Go to on Wish. Wish has decent cases. Amazon. Oh, yeah. Amazon does. Austin already found one on Amazon that she wanted. I think it was like 10 bucks. I'm going to look and see if I can find one on Amazon. I'm going to give me one of them goddamn metal ones. Oh, no, you just need like a little black case. Yeah, no, that's I mean, yeah. Otterbox. Is that an Otterbox?

Speaker: Yep, that's what this is. I've been trying to give it to people who used to have like sevens. All of my folks that y 'all got cases. Yeah.

Speaker: Um, yeah, this is actually probably been the best Otter box case that I've ever had. I've had Otter box cases on my phones before and they've still gotten broke. And this is just, this is just, it's just got the plastic frame on the inside. Oh, I'm talking about my phone is broke. Remember the old school Otter boxes that were like big chunky boxes. I've had phones in those and dropped them.

Speaker: Now, fortunately, Otterbox, I don't know if they still do it, but back in the day, you could contact them and be like, look, I have my phone in this goddamn case and it broke and they would pay to replace the phone. They told me. Yeah, they used to. Probably because their fucking shit was junk and they were replacing a bunch of people written on purpose and getting replacements. That's why.

Speaker: Yeah, but this one's been great because I've dropped this phone a couple of times. And I'm actually surprised that my clip is held up because usually I get about three, four months out of the clip and it breaks. Hey, there's Maverick and rooster right before they die. Spoiler alert. What? The movie's been out for like a month.

Speaker: I'm ready to watch Doctor Strange Thursday. I meant to watch it tonight. I just, I can't find a good, a good, it comes out Wednesday. Yeah, Wednesday. Yeah, on Disney Plus, but I'm going to watch it Thursday. Cash and I and maybe the girls, we're going to watch it there because we'll be doing the show Wednesday. So, and I don't want to put it on and then get halfway through it and be like, Oh, gotta go do the podcast. So we're just going to wait and watch it Thursday. We'll sit down for.

Speaker: for dinner and shit Thursday and throw it on. So, I got a pack Thursday too. Yeah, buddy. You got a small delay. Yeah, that's that's why this Saturday's just so you know. Yeah, it's starting to glitch. It's starting to glitch up a little bit. I'll go say just refresh it. I'll see you get a pick back up.

Speaker: Go ahead and refresh it. Yeah, well, I can't. I can't turn my I can't. I'm the only downfall is I couldn't. Restart my router because I have I have to have my new phone hooked up on the Wi -Fi and you have to use Wi -Fi to do the data transfer. I guess I said the court thing. Yeah, just to be. I don't want to do. Oh, hold on a second now hold on a second now.

Speaker: Don't do that. I don't know if I trust it. I'm afraid it's going to just dump out the whole fucking broadcast. You just push the page, it won't. If you disconnect the router, it might. I don't know what it's doing. As we sit here, we're quick to come back.

Speaker: Happy Juneteenth to everybody who celebrated Juneteenth. And for those of you who don't celebrate, I need you to understand it. And you understand why half of us are pissed of negativity, sarcasm, no pessimism, no antagonism. Happy Juneteenth to those who were finally free when it should have been freed in the first place. It was like 300 years ago. Who cares? It's still a bunch of people.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, there's people in other countries and shit like that. Unfortunately, other countries. Unfortunately. But oh, yeah, what I was getting ready to say, hopefully my delay's gone now. Yeah, Saturday's when we'll do the show. We'll plan on doing the show around four. So I'm getting it all rocked out and taken care of and all that jazz before we get lit.

Speaker: down in the sense. In the nasty. I think I think Jody's playing around drinking. I'm kind of curious to see what she's like when she's drinking. I don't think we'll be hearing from you that day. I went out for the podcast too. That's why I said I want to do the podcast around four Saturday. That way we can get it knocked out and out of the way and done and that I can

Speaker: We can because she's got to work. Right. She's got to work until four. So Friday or Saturday, Friday, we're going to the casino. Which I'm pretty excited for because I've never really been to a casino. Oh, nice. You never been to a casino. I don't know what that is. No, I'm not like I've been to one.

Speaker: I've been to the hard rock down in Florida, down in Orlando or that area that Orlando, Winter Haven area or whatever. Similar hard rock, but I've never really got to actually gamble or anything. It's like Orlando. I think it's over there by Winter Haven. It's down by Orlando, Winter Haven area. Okay.

Speaker: I just didn't really get to gamble like I got up the slot machines for like a minute and I didn't really know what I was doing. So Jody's got a casino right down the road from her house. We're going to go there Friday night. Oh really? I'm going to have to jackpot. Yeah, we're going there Friday night. There's a casino in your state. I didn't know that.

Speaker: Yeah, there's several, we've got the El Dorado out in Columbus has two, there's the El Dorado, which used to be the old Sciota Downs, it was our dog track. And then they converted it into the El Dorado, what's that? What's the name of the dog track? Sciota Downs. Never heard of it, okay. It was big for years up here, but

Speaker: They put in the Eldorado. There's a there's a nice hotel attached to it. And then what is it? Brewdog or something like that. There's a brewery that's built into the onto the casino. It sits in between the casino and the hotel. And I think they're all attached. But Brewdog is a local brewery here. And then we have over in Columbus, not too far from the Eldorado. We have the Hollywood casino. Those are both in Columbus. And I think I don't know if Jody's watching or not.

Speaker: that she can correct me, but I think, I think they have, well, she, she was getting the earbuds and stuff. Um, I think they have two or three casinos down in, uh, Cincinnati. And then at the football hall of fame, they're building up the hall of fame, like this hall of fame village. And they're having, and they're putting in a, um, a hall of fame themed casino up there at the football hall of fame.

Speaker: But yeah, they're doing like this whole big village around the Hall of Fame. So you can go up there basically year round and stay in the hotel and have all kinds of activities and the casino and all that other jazz. But yeah, we just probably - Jesus, I got casinos all over here, motherfucker. Yeah, we just got them 14, 15 years ago.

Speaker: Like they, they legalized them right before I went to South Carolina, like a year or two before I went to South Carolina. And then they built the Hollywood casino was the first one in Columbus. And then they put in the El Dorado when I was in South Carolina. I've never been to either one of them. I want to go. I just never been yet. Y 'all been, you got an MGM. Holy. So, but also I have a little bit more money. So I might.

Speaker: I mean, that's something Jody and I can even do when she comes up here. I don't know if it completely froze up. No, the screen froze, but I can still hear you. Where are you at, Jeeves? Jeeves is in Canada. He's a very cool one. I'm on. I'm on.

Speaker: I don't know. You're looking at your phone. I'm like, are we frozen? I couldn't hear you if you were saying but I actually we were talking today on the phone and I told us the next weekend you have free. Let me know. We're gonna go stay up in Amish country for the weekend. You'll fit right in.

Speaker: don't trust me. I won't. Don't the beard is one thing but as soon as I open my mouth, as soon as I open my mouth, they're going, yeah, he's not one of ours. Exactly. That one's not ours. Don't let the beard fool you. Okay. Oh, okay. Nice. I'm not even an Amish person and I'm going to get shunned.

Speaker: No, it's we got we got Amish country up here and it is beautiful and not only that but like I was telling Jody, I said just Okay, apparently my phone is ready for Still transferring data, but it's apparently ready for use but um

Speaker: Yes. As I was telling Jody, I said, not only is it really pretty up there, but the food is amazing. And then all their little shops and everything are so cool because all their, everything's all handmade. Furniture and, you know, stuff for around the house, you know, your little, the fuck is the word I'm looking for? Words are hard. Words are hard. Shit around the house. Home decor. There you go.

Speaker: Uh, words are hard sometimes. Hmm. So we're going to go up there for the weekend. And I think I was looking at hotels, but I think I'm not going to book a hotel. I think I'm actually going to, they've got cabins up there or like little bungalows that you can rent during the weekend. I think I'm going to get one of those because the one, the one cabins I was looking at, they're like, they're a walking distance to everything.

Speaker: Right. So I'm like, shit, I'll just get one of these for Friday and Saturday night. Well, I wasn't going to say anything because the last time I asked about it, you got all militant and angry. You're scaring me. Stop it, Tony. You're frightening me.

Speaker: Oh, just a little guy. Airbnb. There's not many Airbnbs up in Amish country. No, your log cabins. They do. They do have hotels and stuff like that. But yeah, I think I'm gonna get one of their little cabins. A home away from home, if you will. I need a vacation.

Speaker: I'm ready for a vacation, but that'll be next summer. I'm looking forward to it. That's a great thing with Jody and I's relationship that random, because we talked about going to like Hocking Hills and we can go up there for a weekend too and get a cabin. So we get our little weekend getaways and that if we want to do something with kids on the weekends, we can do like Kings Island or some shit like that. But it doesn't always have to involve the kids.

Speaker: I saw something that did that blew my mind. I'm gonna throw this out there too. Gas prices. I'm gonna be owning a horse and buggy. Speaking of the Amish. The brand new Jeep Wagoneer. Do you have any idea how much that monster cost? I'm gonna throw out a guest in it, but I happened to see one last week at work. One of the lawyers that in one of my buildings is driving one. Mother. Fuck that is a monster.

Speaker: you are not wrong, dude. That thing is so, it looks nice though, but goddamn. Compared to the previous Jeeps, that thing is a beast. But I looked at, well, back in the day, back in the day, they brought it back. Like Chevy brought back the Blazer because that was the Jeep equivalent to like the Blazer and the Broncos back in the day. So they brought them back. I don't know. I'm going to guess probably, I'm going to,

Speaker: I say I'm going to shoot high and I'm going to kill my, I'm not going to kill myself, but I'm going to bang my head on the wall when you tell me that I'm low. I'm going to say probably around 110. When I looked at it, I didn't think it was no more than $80 ,000. I really didn't.

Speaker: I looked at it, I'm like, okay, this thing is not bad. It's bigger than the older Jeeps. So I give it to them as a big vehicle for them right now. I've never known anybody who had a Jeep previously and had a problem with it. Most of the Jeeps are pretty solid. Yeah. They kept their red clothes and they were good. This motherfucker is $150 ,000. Yeah, I said, I'm gonna try to shoot. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. And that's just your standard package, right?

Speaker: That's a house. Talk to Pops. If you ask him how much, and they go to whip your ass, I know why. Talk to Pops and ask him how much his fucking dually was that he bought a few years back. 187, that's more than an escalate. Go look at brand new truck prices. It won't shock you. That price tag on that wagon here,

Speaker: Yeah, go look at go. Yeah, I've looked at some Chevys that were up in the 100 100 plus some Chevy pickup trucks. Yeah, I was looking at one that was like 130 35 140 ,000 for Chevy pickup. Yeah, they they they I'm not doing that. And these gas prices if it isn't even worth that to me.

Speaker: because the hybrids are gonna be the one to save you money while you spending money on it. Why do you think I'm looking at a Chevy Colorado? Which is like an equivalent of a Chevy or a Ford Ranger. I'm looking for a Honda or Ford Hybrid. I used to want a pilot. Just go get your fucking... Just go get your fucking Yaris. Get your Yaris. Get your Yaris.

Speaker: If you don't, if you need it practical, be able to get a ship. I'm going to buy another one of them things. That little Chevy Equinox is nice. I got respectful. No, they're nice. No, I was actually because I really liked the traverses. I do too. But at this point, at this point, I don't need something that big. So the Equinox would step down from the traverse. No, I don't. You need one.

Speaker: No, I don't. I got a Chevy Cruz right now that's perfect for the four of us. No, you need something. Plus one of them is going to be driving soon. Doesn't matter. Yeah, the Chevy. Yeah, the Chevy Cruz is perfect for the four of us. They're just starting to get to, you know, everybody's getting bigger. Yeah, the Equinox should be ideal for the four of us. No, that middle seat is going to be a problem that whoever sits there. If you take a road trip. Does the Equinox have three third rows?

Speaker: No, the middle, the second row seat has three seats. You know how you got the middle seat with the arm round? You know, look put up when you get everybody up there, that's going to be tight. Get a traverse for the group. For me, I don't need nothing bigger than a traverse. You don't pay for the gas in the traverse. You're going to make my traverse payments. No. No, don't tell me. Don't tell me to get a traverse. Don't tell me to get a fucking yarm or something. Don't tell me. Believe me, I know. Trust me.

Speaker: I had, I had, uh, I had one of my customers down in Charleston that had a goddamn yard. So he tried to convince me, you know, Oh, you'll be fine in it. They're actually a lot more roomier than you think. And I'm like, yeah, that's easy for you to say you're five, five, you know, they said I'm damn near a foot taller than you. And I've got 150 pounds on you.

Speaker: He's like, just try to get in it. And I was like, yeah, no, not that. When I was just very roomy, even people in the back seat there was room. Well, that's what we discussed. That's what we discussed a while back. And Chevys do a fantastic job of their cars. Like I said, my crews, it doesn't look like it from the outside. It is a very comfortable car, even for my big ass. And I don't even have my seat.

Speaker: The roof was like, I got to leave. I had an, I had an, I had an Oh eight Malibu that I bought brand new back in Oh eight. Well, not brand new. It was a year old. I bought it in Oh nine. Um, and it was, they still had the, the kind of the square body dish. And it was, it was really nice, but I did look at the new Malibu's that's like, like they are now with their aerodynamic and their,

Speaker: And, uh, I kind of had the same, same issue, but I mean, now when I get in my car, I do got to do the whole, like, you know, but once I get in, my seat's not even all the way back and it, and it barely has a tilt on it. Um, and the tilt is only just for more of a comfort thing for my back. And, but I have to do that in any car. Um, but it's surprisingly pretty roomy car Chevy does a good job on

Speaker: on their vehicles being roomy. That's why I was looking at the Colorado as far as the truck goes. I was like, I can put all four of the kids in here and everybody be comfortable. And if Jody and me and the kids are together, we can all five fit in the Colorado and still be comfortable. And if I have to, I'll throw them in the bed. I'll throw them in the bed. Oh yeah. We wrote in a bed of trucks when we was growing up. It was legal back then.

Speaker: it's still legal now. I think you just have to be like sixteen. No, it's not legal around the back like that. Ooh. Last I checked. What's that? It was a pretty. Jody got her nails done. I do. Nice. I don't know if she's, I don't know if she's watching or not but uh. She's watching.

Speaker: She got like a pink color on her nails. I like it. Let me go 30 miles. I'm just trying to see what you, I don't know about Volkswagen. She's got a light jitters, but I need some good on gas. I got a buddy of mine that, that swears by Volkswagen and he's owned a lot of them. He loves them. Okay. That's good. That's a good, that's a good look. You know, Subaru says they're reliable. They're,

Speaker: Subarus have decent reviews. I mean, yeah, I can do that. How much? That ain't bad shit. I'm car shopping, so. You froze. Boy oh boy, he is going to be lit. Anybody in the chat listening, best vehicle for the money. And then I'ma work down to the price.

Speaker: that will be affordable if you will. Yars. Let me know in the chat. I'm not doing the yards. You shut up. Get a Yars, you pussy. Hell no. I can't even fit in that damn car. I don't want that deal out of my escalator. I just can't find it no more. Deal fit just fine. Fit tight. I don't want to roll

Speaker: knock that off the list. And then the yards comes up on the search. God, I hate this. 2017 Sonata. That ain't bad. Hybrid. That ain't bad. That ain't bad at all. What are you looking to do? Trade your equinoxin? I want to do something else, but if I don't, I just...

Speaker: put a few grand into the Equinox and ride it for a few more years because I'm going to do that. No, I don't want to know. I want to do a vehicle, but I don't want to know. I need my brand new ones. Just what year is your Equinox right now? 2013, right? Yeah, I get a brand new week and I was off a lot and pay for it. It's worth that much money to me. Well, yeah, I know what I'm saying. Like just fucking upgrade. You don't want a brand new one. Just get you if you're happy with it and you like it, you already know.

Speaker: like I said, John, the traverses are nice, man. I wanted to want that. I do want that. I'm not going to lie. That's a decent vehicle to that. The ring goes nice. Mm hmm. And as as Jeff would say, the traverses are sexy. And they do have the and they do have not that you or I care about care about the but they do have

Speaker: three or four different packages for the Traverse. One of them is uh the the RS and I wouldn't pay the extra money for it because at the end of the day, I mean slight upgrade in the stereo system and you get it's different different style of rims and it's a leather interior and I don't want leather interior.

Speaker: I don't. I don't plan. I'm just not a big fan of it because in the summertime get in there and that **** **** melt your flesh off of your body. Yes. Yes. Yes. Very true. Very very **** but Gee, if you're still in the mix but uh you know the diversions they're they're they're nice even even their standard

Speaker: I mean, you still get all your power windows and all that jazz. I like the Explorers too. I have one as a rental. Those are good too. I can deal with that. Yeah, but the Explorers have got a much bigger price tag on them. And unfortunately with Ford, they're not as comfortable. And I'm not going to be, I'm not that guy. It's like Ford Chevy. If it's not a Chevy, fuck it. If it's not a Ford, nah, nah, nah.

Speaker: Uh, just from personal experience, Chevy's are a little bit more comfortable. Dodges are the most uncomfortable fucking vehicles on the planet. Not to me. Not to me. I hate them. I don't have two of them. And I hated them. I had a Mercury Mountaineer. That was a - Hey, what's going on, Ted? Mercury Mountaineer was a very excellent vehicle. Ted, what's happening?

Speaker: Ford's a little bit better on the comfortability, but, uh, you know, I, I've owned a couple of Chevy's and, and, uh, you know, and test drive and other Chevy's, I think they're probably one of the most comfortable as a, as a bigger guy, you know, speaking from a bigger guy advantage, I think Chevy's the most comfortable cars on the market or trucks because you are a big to where they would be uncomfortable. I got that. Um, what's going on, dude? How are you doing?

Speaker: I meant it. I plugged everybody on Instagram just so y 'all know. 2013 maximum, I would do that. And I'm mainly looking at the car note after I get it. Just Tony, I'm telling you, man. You know what you should get since you shot down the Yaris. You should get yourself, you should get your mini Cooper. I wish the hell I would.

Speaker: Well, if I could drive around like he's in the Italian job. 2011 Acura MDX 96 ,000 miles is still brand new. I got a new I just thought of a new podcast because this is like talking to Jeff. It's a podcast where you and Jeff just look at cars online. No, well, he called me he called me Saturday night after the podcast and we were on the phone until like

Speaker: I don't know, like 2 33 o 'clock in the morning. Okay. So check it out. These cars are like, all right. Is that why you called me? He's like, well, my wife's not home. So I figured I'm lonely. I'm bored. Be my friend. My wife's not home. I don't know if she's coming home tonight. I was like, all right.

Speaker: We were on the phone and I was literally, it was like, I was getting close to three o 'clock in the morning, man. If my eyes were getting heavy, I was just like, Oh, look at this 72 Chevy Camaro. And I'm like, yeah, that's there. Oh God.

Speaker: Well, he was like, well, I'm going to go. I think he's like, I'm going to go play Red Dead Redemption. Uh, I was like, yeah, I'm going to go to sleep. Exactly. Get out the house. Go to the concert with your wife, man. That would have been a cool like little date night for you. Stay home with the kids. Go to their grandparents. That's true. There's two parents, sir. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. I'm going to grandma and grandpa's for a little bit. Go to the concert. Have fun. Get out of the fucking house. I'm talking about me and Jeff talking about cars. I can talk about you and him talking about tools and shit. Oh, we had a tool conversation too. Yes, I believe. When we were talking because that's what started it. He texted me. He texted me a picture of that lathe or whatever the hell it was that he was going to get for Father's Day.

Speaker: and we were kind of talking back and forth about that and everything. And then all of a sudden my phone rang and I was like, here we go. Gotta gotta, gotta have to go grab a couple more beers for this one. That's right. That's right. Now I enjoy talking to him. I enjoy shooting with him. We usually have some fun conversations, much like the podcast, but I was just like, yeah, then he got into the cars. He was online looking at cars. I'm like,

Speaker: just go buy a car. No, he's not going to spend his money wrong and he may be money may be tighter than what we think. Just being honest. So, I mean, there's nothing wrong with there. I just said there's nothing wrong with buying a car. It's probably going to be I actually know if Jeff builds, I know Jeff far too well that car. If he builds a car, it'll be held together by silly string and and and scotch tape.

Speaker: It's fast though. Yeah, but if you go over 40 miles an hour, pieces start flying off. Exactly. It's fast, but it's supposed to last too, damn it. I think he could go buy a car for way cheaper than what it would cost to build one. I don't know about that right there. Because he could build one. He doesn't want anything brand new. That's crazy to me. Why wouldn't you want something brand new?

Speaker: Why would you just said you don't you just said you don't want anything Brandon? I said I want to pay for it. Yeah, because I probably won't be over time. Okay, we got a 2015 Traverse 2LT. What's the best? What's the top of the line Traverse? Let me ask you that since we here. I think it's the RS. RS you said? Yeah, I think it's the RS. I could be wrong. I don't I don't know cars unless I'm looking right at it.

Speaker: I like to hear it and look at it. So we've got here, Chevy Traverse, LT, LS, Red Line, RS, High Country, and Premier. I thought so. Okay, Premier is going to be top of the line. Premier is going to be a top of the line. Premier, I don't know.

Speaker: Yeah. I wonder what that high country looks like because that high country is what they, what they put on the pickup, what they put on the pickup trucks. Uh, and they're sharp, they're lifted and they are, they are nice Chevy Traverse premier specifications.

Speaker: I think the RS is built more for quote unquote and it's in its front wheel drive seat. Do you want all wheel drive or front wheel drive? That's going to matter too. I will have the all wheel drive ones.

Speaker: MSRP 2022. I don't I don't want an SUV that's just if it's not four wheel drive, I want it to be all wheel drive. You know, you know what I mean? Like like a like a like you buy some trucks that are.

Speaker: Yes. And he's got those minimum 37 to 53 four. Those are the prices in between the 2022 traverses, which isn't bad 18 to 27. I think, yeah, I think the one I was looking at was like 32 33, but I was looking at the 2021. So I wasn't looking at the 2022s. Now they do have the four door all wheel drives, 3 .6 liters, six cylinders, nine speed shiftable, automated nine speeds.

Speaker: Now cuz I was looking at, I was even looking at leasing one. Just to keep my payments down. What about that as well? So you tell him he's just what I was thinking. I'm not traveling as much as I used to. I just go back and forth to work now. That's too much out of the state. Well, and that's, yeah. That was a mile. Right. And that's the thing even when I bought my, when I bought my car.

Speaker: I was looking at leasing, but I was like, man, I don't know. I'll probably, because I was planning on doing a lot of traveling, which I did kind of sort of wasn't the kind of traveling I planned. But in the first year I had the car, I went from South Carolina to Tampa and back. And then I made like three or four trips from South Carolina to Ohio and back. And then I went up to Michigan and I didn't even put 20 ,000 on. I mean, I've had the car.

Speaker: If you realize I've had the car, if you realize how far 10 ,000 miles, you're right, you're right. I've had the car for at least like a month. Cause I'm not going with it. Well, and that's the thing. I've had the car for four years. And since I bought it, I've only put 70 ,000 on it. 70, 75 ,000 in four years.

Speaker: which is just under 20 a year. Yeah, yeah, so I mean I could lease and now I mean, especially now because I mean. I go from from here to work and back and pick the kids up and then I go down to Cincinnati so I could easily keep it under $20 and everything out. So you know everything is within 5 maybe 10 minutes of me in town and that's what's killing your gas morning, which you used to do, because you do a lot more city driving and highway driving.

Speaker: Well, I think that's what it is at work because I'm going back and forth between my locations and it's all city. Yes. So you're making more money. Your home a whole lot more. You get the rest a whole lot more, but you're going to start going and starting and stopping and all that kiss your ass. I understand. That's why I don't need a big vehicle. The big vehicle is made for the highway ride. Take the family on a road trip. And I drove to New York and I'm not doing shit no more. That kicked my ass. That kicked my ass.

Speaker: But Jesus, that was a ride. 14 hours. Now I'll still ride up and down the East Coast like it's nothing. Shoot across the trip. What Dallas, but I don't do it like that anymore. Damn, that's a new feature. What's that? The data transfer.

Speaker: When it transferred over it completely, well, you can't really see it, but it put everything right in the exact spots that I had it at. All my apps and stuff. Yeah. Didn't do that. When they didn't do that, when I got this from nothing, I remember I started to go and find them and put them. I ain't mad at that. Nice. I mean, that makes my life so much easier. I still think I'm going to have to log into everything though.

Speaker: I got freaking update on Facebook. I'm on that. I was feeling so little. You're just a little guy.

Speaker: When we get done here tonight, I definitely gots to order a couple phone cases. Get them to order Amazon. What's that? You got a mall in your city? Yeah, that's where Austin works, is at the mall. Yeah, tell them to check the kiosk, see what the price is off there. You know, they got cases for days. Oh yeah, they got cases for days. It's still, they're too cheap on Amazon. We wanted to pick it up at the moment instead of waiting for it on Amazon.

Speaker: It'll be working. I got Amazon Prime. It'll be like a day or two. What about that same minute? Five minutes. I would much rather spend $10 and wait a day or two than spend $30 and get it right now. That's fine. That's fine. I understand that. I got a teaspoon of salad for real. I need to buy some lettuce.

Speaker: I need to buy somebody's, you know, toss somebody's salad. What? No. No. Don't fuck around and get pink eye. You're going to get pink eye. Stupid golly. You're going to fuck around and die on the Oregon Trail. You're going to get dysentery. You died a dysentery. You got a dysentery.

Speaker: Oh god. You're not supposed to eat it. You're not supposed to toss it. Don't eat the booty literally. I don't understand people that do this ****. That's on y 'all. Y 'all get it. Hey, man. I I had a buddy of mine trying to convince me about about doing it. Not doing it to him but like about how fun it is and this and I said you

Speaker: I said, there you, no, no. That's against the rule. That's not, I'm not, no, I'm not, no, no. I don't want nobody licking my, the hell I want to lick your ass from. Hell. Yeah, like, well, it's just like, now, like, somebody else is disrespectful as hell. Yeah, I'll do a lot of things.

Speaker: but I don't want you to do that to me and I ain't doing that to you. I know the demons that come out of me. I don't know you like that. You got me fucked up. You know what? I have a headache. I'm gonna go sleep on the couch.

Speaker: I'm on my period. Leave me alone. Guys don't get periods. It's 2022. You don't know that because apparently the doctors can't tell the difference between a man and a woman anymore. Well, they keep changing them up so much. They know what the stars are. It is. It is a hot damn mess is what it is. It is.

Speaker: I got my whole damn life fucked up, man. Everything I was taught growing up is now upside, backwards, inside out, living in the upside down. Stranger things reference there for you. Nothing I know anything about. Hey Debbie, I'm podcasting. Just taping. Don't mind me. I'm still on the podcast. Leaving a message up here.

Speaker: Also over the mid -sized SUV Go Let me see what the options I'll put you that damn Jeep blew my mind I Know it's it's wild to me You go to the car lots and you look at some of these cars and

Speaker: and how much they, how much they cost. It's like, well, they're going, when they increase the wages, they can increase the price of everything too. Well, it's also, it's also not only that, but

Speaker: parts and shit are getting more expensive because I can't get a hold of them like they used that's why all these dealers that's why a lot of these all the dealerships were slow last year how they don't have the parts now last year well it's it's it's they it's the shipping and stuff like that

Speaker: That's why all these dealerships are going crazy wanting used cars and they're paying out the ass right now for used cars. That was last year. They told me I should have went. It's still going on now. The wife told me last week, I mean, about last month, that on the dealership called her by my vehicle, she said I might want to go check it out if I want to upgrade. And I'm like, if I got to pay more than what I'm paying, I'm not going to upgrade because I want the same payment with a newer vehicle. I really do. Now, if I come with two years on my vehicle, good. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker: right now why the hell you're about a motherfucker uh yeah no that's the thing because like my car uh stupid password shit yeah think about it i tried to log in and it said i had to use i had the wrong password then i put my username in with the same exact password in it it logged me right in but um it probably didn't change the password if you thought you did uh

Speaker: No, like a lot of places are looking at, you know, offering me 10, 11, 12 ,000 more than what I owe on my car ticket. It's just, it's just, believe me, I'm going to, I'm actually, I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's the other thing. I don't feel like going to sit in a car dealership for four hours. I want to show why you're sitting here. I love you. Let me get out of your Wi -Fi. I don't know what you're going to do with your body. I'm going to be googling this shit while you're talking. You know what I'm saying? What's y 'all's Wi -Fi password up in this bitch? I got a podcast to do. That's why. I'm telling you. I just came from a bitch.

Speaker: And I was in there last year. More of what they're offering you so much for can almost take out what you owe. They're going to make their money back anyway. And it may certify as a down payment for whatever they're looking for. Because I don't come for money. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. And I've seen these people. Oh, no. Why not? But I got to watch the gas prices, too. I'm probably going to get a hybrid next. That's the one thing I do not own as much as I want a newer one. These gas prices ain't no joke. I'm sorry. They're not. Yeah.

Speaker: I mean, I'm thinking about taking mine to Carmack's because they've given me the best trading offer as far as money wise. And then just whatever extra, whatever extra, after my car's paid off, put all that bitch on the down payment. Because I want my payments around the same and not lower than what I'm paying right now. When you graduate, I was going to take him upgrade his car. He said, no, I'm good. I said, sure. You out. I can make this move. We can do that. We can both take out both our vehicles and come in with some new piece.

Speaker: as your graduation program. He was like, no, I'm okay. That's okay. Cool. I think he's waiting to get some more stable job. He was supposed to be leaving today and that got shot down again. So I'm keeping my eyes on him for the job office. He's getting to keep getting shot down all over the damn place. And I know the job of him because he can't get a steady income so he can move like he wants to. Cause he's been here a year now. It doesn't bother me. It's bothering him. You know what I mean?

Speaker: So no, exactly. That's the thing. Well, I mean, he's he's still in college or did he just graduate college? Oh, he graduated last year. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Last year. But the industry is so messed up. The industry is seriously messed up. You said, did you hear? Let me look at that.

Speaker: What you looking at? Oh, shit. It's important. Oh, bubbles. I don't know anything about bubbles. I know Volkswagen. I got a buddy of mine. He swears by him. He's had him for years. I think right now they got no Jeff fucking Volkswagen. I don't know anything about bubbles. All I know is like old rich white people drive them.

Speaker: Well, you know, I'm trying to think if I've ever heard anything bad about him. I know Audi had a bad rep for the acceleration issue they had at one time. Starting at 41 .7. And then the other one starts at 49 .6. What's going on, Smoke? Smoke, what's happening? Hey, man, I would've joined you last night, but it was Papa's day, and I was hanging out with my kiddos. Bring them up.

Speaker: Bring him up. Random broadcasters. I don't know if I if he's available. I don't know if I have his. But I would I send him an invite on last time Instagram. I can't remember what I did. Find out here. So if it was by me, what would they run? 60 on 90. Let me look at the difference 22.

Speaker: Okay, so the 90's the big one. Mm -hmm. What? That mean that makes sense or shit? XC60 from sale near me. And I've never had a Volvo. The only import I think I've ever dealt with was Honda. Smoke, you want to come up?

Speaker: I can't even find it. Crash test read it. All good. Okay. Jesus Christ. Right here. Twenty seven. So, are you are you actually are you legit looking to get into a new car or are you just kind of. I'm always looking. Fiddle **** around with it right now.

Speaker: No, no, no, if I can't afford it, I don't do it. If I can't afford it, I don't damn do it because the payments and the insurance will catch you. See, that's why I keep my payments low. I got to add the insurance in as well. So if I look at the 90.

Speaker: Like I said, I'm just window shopping because I gotta, this is how I plan ahead. You gotta know what's out there so you know where to work towards. Okay, I can roll with those. I haven't seen one of the 20 yet, which means they're still holding a value for the most part. And that's a plus to me.

Speaker: Cool. Looking to that later. You found a way to send it to him? I'm trying to. Like last time I pulled it up through my messenger and it sent it to him on Instagram. Yeah. That's it. Do the same way. Same name on Instagram. Well, that's... Yeah. Wow. Now it's not letting me do that. All right. Hold on.

Speaker: All the things I gotta do because Glick needs me. I don't have to keep reminding him and telling him as much as he shoots me down. What an ungrateful bastard. What the fuck are you talking about? I know what you're talking about and trust me, I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about demoting Jeffrey. You don't have the invite feature? I'm about to do it right now.

Speaker: I was gonna say, if you got the invite feature, then fucking invite him. What the hell am I over here struggling for? I'm riding the goddamn struggle bus. And this is what you say. It's my show. It's my show. And I do everything. I have a microphone and you fuckers will listen to everything I have to say, goddamn it.

Speaker: That was mainly meant for Jeff more than anything. Come up, let me know. That's funny. He seems to. He seems to he seems to forget sometimes. Who's in charge around here? He got other shit on his mind. I know what he doing.

Speaker: See if this one works. What? Sitting in that bathroom by himself? Leave him alone, damn it. You know something's dead in that goddamn office? You know something's dead in that goddamn office? Yes, something's dead in that office. Dead as a motherfucker. All right, I tried to send it to him.

Speaker: What do you say? Oh, I have no idea. You might be on the belt too, so. Hey, first try. Oh no, I was putting a password into one of my

Speaker: I can send it to him by email. I just, if he's got an email, please. Yeah. Same email, like you, you got nonsense, good nonsense podcast. He got Sunday night smoke podcast. Was it Sunday night smoke podcast or Sunday night show? All one word. All one word. Yes. Sunday night smoke shell podcast. Jesus Christ.

Speaker: and I finished my vehicle shop and I already shot for my own private jet. It'll be a while before I forward that. Private jet? Yeah. Damn, you're moving up in the world. You got private jet money and shit. No, I don't have private jet money. Hey, there it is.

Speaker: Oh, you know what? He did give me his email. That's why it popped up Fucking you ain't no help over here. You're fucking over there. Just insulting me and giving me shit. Fuck you pal. I Don't need you man. I Can do this shit by myself

Speaker: That should kill me. Look, I did not really, I did not fully plan or expect that becoming a thing. It was just like a spontaneous spur of the moment. Thing just kind of stuck.

Speaker: You gonna send me to the pen, huh? Picture that. I stay strapped, motherfucker, better get your gat. It ain't easy being me, I can't take it. Life is a celebrity, ain't everything they make it. And ever since the movies, hoes try to do me. If they can't sue me, they find a way to screw. Boy, boy, boy, I miss my two -part baby. Lord have mercy. Damn. I wish you would stop, I wish you would stop scaring me.

Speaker: with all your gangster gangster rap. What's going on, Smoke? Oh, good. Oh, good. Tupac was the biggest actor and the biggest ungangster person in the world. That's just the funniest thing about it. Oh, it's entertainment. It's entertainment. Now, I'm going to tell everybody will say that. So I do remember him.

Speaker: It's entertainment. You know, listen, it's about you got to sell records here, man. You had to walk. I'm going to have to say that it's a business that that one that one little rat fuck bastard that switched everybody else, the fakest gangster and rap ever of all time with his rainbow grill and all the stupid tattoos on his face with the name to six nine or something like that. Takashi. Oh, boy. Yeah, that's that's a whole nother story. Remember, they say he was a plant, possibly.

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: on the police payroll, every in every city, every major city that are dedicated to monitoring activity of like the rap artists that are affiliated with gang members and stuff like that. So they watch them. So from time to time, what they'll do is they'll they'll make an artist out of nowhere like a Takashi 69. They said this is purely theoretical. He's a plant like a fed like, you know, they made him. He got two million dollars out of it.

Speaker: Yeah, it's wild because, you know, it's like a street culture. And then, you know, you know, some people that are actually some people are entertainers and some are actually good entertainers that come from the literal street culture that actually do have some of these gang affiliations. That's why they felt it was important to establish some type of task force to just keep an eye on guys just to see who's who.

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: Because, you know, and it's meant to make millionaires not so much of a criminal element as much as they thought. I mean, no, because half of them are pretending it's show business, man. But then there are some that are not as clearly proven. So it's, you know, it's 50 50, I guess. It's a crapshoot. Why can't they just keep it simple, like rock music and country music?

Speaker: Listen, that's what I don't understand because the subculture, that's a separate stream alone. You know, that's a whole separate stream alone. You know, cause I've attacked that. Me and Tony D attacked that on hip hop junkies before podcast.

Speaker: You go. I'm just saying. But I think that's what it keeps on the two part series. But, you know, we're talking about refreshing because that was about a year ago. It was a little over a year ago. It was a year ago. I had to pull over the room talking about this one time. Yeah. Yeah. So that was over a year ago. We did that two part series on this on this shitty rap culture and like the bullshit behind it. But enough of that was good, man. How's everything, fellas?

Speaker: Yeah, like with SMH behind SMDH like shaking my damn head. It's not a mess of all the time, right?

Speaker: All good, man. All good. Y 'all keep us. I keep ideas coming. That's what it's all about, man. That's what it's all about. Well, I know. I don't miss your ideas. I hear them. I'm just I'm just doing my job. I don't care. I don't care. I'm just doing my job as a white man. I'm holding the black man down. I'm keeping it up. You're holding us back.

Speaker: I got it. I got it by the back of his shirt like a little shirt tackle and football. I'm trying to pull him down. Yeah, the horse collar. He's holding me back. Damn it. That's why I can't get 100 subscribers on YouTube now.

Speaker: Oh, that shit is crazy. I did have like this before she was playing this game. Set my homies smoke free. We're gonna get airbrush t -shirts and everything smoking. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Speaker: Let him get 101, damn it. Yeah, yeah, just yeah. Yeah. Right. 101. I just want to just get over the hump because in the train wreck, I lost a couple. I lost a few hundred in the train wreck. It was what? All right. It's all good. We are on these streets, man. We are on these streets. It's all good. I ain't really stressing it because it's all about the it's all about the hardcore fans. Big up to the loyal supporters. If anything, yeah, people know you will see who your trolls are.

Speaker: And even when I was doing the Mayor of Haps thing, I had people like, when is your next broadcast? We need one. I said, I can do it if you want me to, but a lot of people tell me to worry about it. They're like, no, damn, do that shit. I'm like, okay. So I started trying to put some stuff together. Even the ones I had planned for this week, it was a three day weekend. I didn't know it was my fault because I definitely had two set up, but I couldn't

Speaker: put it together the way that I wanted to. I really had an idea and it was going to be organized. I know I come up here and go random a lot, but I had something out. I can't piece everything like I want to. I can just shoot off the hip and no problem. I did that with that last man has broadcast. So people are like, yo, we need to make it better. People say, yo, wait a minute. When you come on to it? Okay. I can do it now. You know, I can do it now. You ain't going nowhere. You still there, man.

Speaker: and I gotta keep my YouTube back. I am going to keep my YouTube channel from now on. I would apologize if you didn't. Good luck with that one. Shout out to YouTube, man. Stop fucking with my man Tony D, man. But in the words of Star Trek, damn it, Jim, I need my motherfucking YouTube. YouTube necessity. I need my YouTube back. Quiddo will shut your

Speaker: broadcast off, they go back a year it looks like to me. They only go back a year and that's it. I'm like, oh my God, I had shit up there from January of last year that I can't find, but it's all good. So I'm on, you know, like I said, I'm on TikTok with everybody now, Facebook, YouTube, TikTok and YouTube. We just got to go to, we got to do the work. The music's got to be more original. I can't run the music video shows on there, but I'll do what I can. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker: You got it. I was going to say, you got to be careful with the copyright shit. Because even Saturday night for the first time in the last couple of weeks, I went on ahead and put the show up on on Facebook and I got a notification yesterday. So they muted the notification, even after you did, they they muted 45 minutes of our show. Oh, shit.

Speaker: We don't even, we don't even play, we didn't play any, we don't even play 45 minutes worth of music. No. During, during our show. No. It's usually in submission, right? Yeah. We just do the breaks. I mean the break in submission. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Those are like five minutes and then we come back.

Speaker: What do they mean? The Glick's dick talk or the. The default. Which one do we. Who does it out there? Yeah, this this was. This was this was Saturday, this past Saturday. We didn't do anything this past Saturday, other than me being pissed off at my Internet more than anything.

Speaker: You told me stuff talking about Disney. Now your shit ain't working around on YouTube. You gonna learn. You said what, Disney? Fuck Disney. Fuck Disney. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen, man. Listen, listen, listen. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't make that stuff up. This is Walt Disney. This is the new Disney. Like we got the new America. We got the new America Webster's dictionary. The new America Encyclopedia. We got a lot of new liberal based shit going on. And I don't just blame it on liberalism or radical.

Speaker: liberalism not to go political but like you know it's we're in a like it's so weird how the world could change so quickly like we can switch from one side to the other no pun intended

Speaker: as far as uh like like like uh what we consider core values and beliefs and things of that nature but that's a whole nother story and that's only my opinion sorry for putting that out there no you good that's offended but you know miss doing your scopes where you how you been i'm like shoot i'm i'm still here people trying to see if i'm gonna go back up so

Speaker: You in the game, man? You still around? A little bit of work up tonight because wrestling's probably going to be redundant. There's nothing else on. I think the Mets played already. The Mets? Yeah, I'm not sure. Don't be there forever.

Speaker: I was, I was given, I was given driving lessons to the youth. I was doing some driving lessons earlier. If you know your email, just do the forgot my password thing and then they'll send it to your email. But it has to be the email you logged into Instagram on, which you probably can't get into that email anymore either. Depends on if it's a burner account or not.

Speaker: I can do a couple of shows and they were no problem. Mr. Summons, the doldrums of the sports. So, we know baseball is a slow blowing. Keep your **** on the up and up and you don't have to have burner accounts.

Speaker: Thank you very much. Not for what? Because you legit was in your lane. You wouldn't have these as your spoiler limit. You're right. Like you said, you would need this. You wouldn't need the burner account if you, you know what I mean? If you was just doing what it do. But sometimes some people feel a necessity because you get some trolls in the game. But me, I'd rather just troll back and let you know I did this to you. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: Look at me. I did this. Look at me, Kelly. I did this to you. Okay. The motherfucker spoke in your bag, though. Kelly still came back and kept fucking with Mr. Biggs up. You know what I'm saying? Like, God damn. He stayed fucking with me. Yeah, that was crazy. That was some crazy shit. That was classic pretty much.

Speaker: That was some classic shit, man. I know your brother very well. No, no. My bit ain't as long as it is on Blix Face.

Speaker: Oh, man. Jesus. What the fuck did I just walk into? It's all good. You say hate not my beard, Tony. I don't hate your beard. No, you can have it. I don't want it that long. You say hate not my beard. The strongest I ever wanted my beard was how Larry Fishburne had his on Deep Cover. That's the strongest I ever wanted my beard. Could that be Deep Cover? Yes. Don't tell me.

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Speaker: growing it out. Yeah, yeah, it's full, it's fully formed. You know, it's funny when a shit is in progress, like somebody's just growing a bitch. Oh my God. When I left my job down in South Carolina, we couldn't have facial hair. Okay. And Orkin, we could have a mustache. Well, I was fat when I worked at Orkin. And when I grew a mustache, everybody said I look like John Candy.

Speaker: Now I can grow the hell out of a mustache. I'll make Burt Reynolds and Magnum PI cry with my mustache. But I do kind of look like John Candy with a mustache. I'm going to go ahead and shave it off. But when I put my two weeks in before I moved home, I was like, just so you fuckers know, I ain't shaving.

Speaker: No more. So I started to grow my beard and that those first few months, man, when it was real, you know, it'd be thick down here or getting thick down here, but then it was light up on the cheeks or whatever. It wasn't quite connected. I was like, come on, man. I know it's in you. You can do it. Trust the process. Yeah. Then I tried to clean it up one time and I fucked it up. So I had to cut it down short.

Speaker: I didn't cut it. It was short, but it was still a little bushy. And I went in to get my hair cleaned up and my barber yelled at me. He was like, what the fuck did you do to your beard? And I was like, I was trying to clean it up and I fucked up. He was like, from here on out.

Speaker: You never touch that beard again. I'll take care of it. I'm like, yes sir. Yeah, let the professionals hand. Don't fucking, ladies and gentlemen, don't do this. Don't try this shit at home, man. We're not trying this shit at home. Leave it to the pros. I got to. He was like, you can come side good. I don't care how many times you try to do it. You're always one side good, but that other side is going to be fucked up with me. I can get, I can get, I think it's this side I can get straight. This one kicks my ass. I just started going to the bump shop.

Speaker: but it's $25 a pop. Hey, man, with the board is a lot less complicated than the beard. It's going to take 10 minutes. Yeah, clean shave will get you popping. That beard shit is another level that's complicated. Hair cuts and beard trimming and shit. Yeah, I prefer it. It's all one process. You know, you're going to get my hair. Trust that shit, man.

Speaker: I can't I can't front man. Yeah, I like the lazy look especially when they get hot when they get cold I'll wolf up a little bit when they get hot out here in New York, man We only got a few months of this shit, man. I'm going with the lazy look man Let's clean it up and take all that shit the fuck off man

Speaker: the the the the the

Speaker: It's going to be tough here at Christmas because you know, that's hat season and shit. Like it may be. Well, I don't know about Georgia. So it should be a little cool by then in Georgia. It gets in the 20s. It gets to the sixth at night. And it has snow down here. I've been here when it's snow in the city now. That's crazy. Oh, for one inch. No, I'm fucking with you. I'm fucking with you.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, what's the panic about? Keep your ass in the house. You know, because a lot of people can't drive on the ice. That's when. Yeah. That's where you got to stay home. I need to get my man. I might get my damn truck back. Yeah. Listen, it's so much time you have time to think about that. Plenty. Sorry, go ahead. I'm sorry. We we we had that.

Speaker: my second to last winter down in Charleston, we got a blizzard down there. And it was crazy. It was crazy. I don't know. 2016, 17. Really? 18. You guys were neighbors. God damn it. We were over three years. Yeah, we're neighbors. Holy shit.

Speaker: And then a good friend. God damn it. That's all. Because two days prior, it was it was warm and but it was raining the whole time. And then even the day that the blizzard came through, it was like 50 degrees out and raining. And then all of a sudden the temperature plummeted and it turned into snow. And we got like eight inches of snow. It shut Charleston down for two weeks. Oh, shut the rain through the snow. Two weeks. My ass was out on the road, though.

Speaker: Yeah All headed motherfucking eggs do it. I beat it mother

Speaker: but when y 'all had that on when it was uh it was crazy now my my uh my first winner there they got a quote unquote ice storm yes we got about a quarter inch we got about a quarter inch of ice on the streets uh -oh people lost their damn mind my boss called me but my my boss called me and he's like if you can't make it to work that's fine i'm like oh fuck couldn't i make it to work i'm from ohio

Speaker: Yeah, like this, this, this is like this is lightweight shit to us. Facts. Yeah, this is nothing. This is just a normal, a normal day. Normal winter day, man. Little precipitation, little black ice on the streets. Take it easy. Once the cars get rolling, this shit going to melt right away. As far as like you're going to have like trenches and tracks where that shit will melt. Yes.

Speaker: the the the the the

Speaker: Yeah, it's what I'm seeing after Labor Day is pretty much time to start because I know here if it snows or the weather gets extreme it shut the whole state down and it really did it from that one time when If y 'all remember four or five years ago when they had a storm in Atlanta traffic was back there for 12 hours Yeah, it was a little bit ice or for like a one -inch fucking There was a lady in traffic. She had a fucking baby in traffic. She had a baby

Speaker: So this is her shape fillet was giving out free sandwiches I seen on YouTube that time chick fillet was like damn They was running up and down the highway giving out chicken burgers

Speaker: Hell of a promotional gimmick man side of the road you stranded in the goddamn way Eskimos dump in the snow get with it You know say Eskimo snow dump let's go

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: Yeah, this is gonna cause dirty. That's what you're doing in the cars more dirty. You're not doing shit. But like like Atlanta, also, they weren't really equipped. They didn't have the plows and the salt because, you know, that's like a, you know, like a little more up north type of thing, like the northern regions, Midwest. Because I remember the blizzard they had back in 93. And I had drove to New York from down here. Me and my girlfriend and my roommate, we drove to New York from Alabama.

Speaker: Before the storm came and going back, we couldn't even get that turn plate because the windshield wiper kept frozen. I mean, freezing. So we stayed here for a couple of days. And then we came back and we was going through Atlanta. And the car was stuck on the side of the road. I'm like, y 'all don't have this shit now? And somebody told me something. They said they had it. But what they couldn't do was maintain it all the time because the storm wasn't frequent enough. OK, I give you. Yeah, you're not getting that.

Speaker: If I was Atlanta, if I was Atlanta, I would have told Keisha Lesbonders, get them damn weather trucks, stack them shit the fuck over there. I don't care what nobody says, run them up and down the highway twice a month.

Speaker: Just you may have emergency once in a while. At least once. Yeah, at least twice every couple of months. What you do is disconnect the batteries. Fuck them up. All you damn drug dealers in Atlanta with that extra money, go buy them damn all with the vehicles and keep the city ready. Fix this shit out of here. I think that you know what? I think they got Range Rovers already. So they good.

Speaker: You know, they, they, they, they call really, I would think if you making that kind of make you. Let's just help them not be late. If it's inexcusable for somebody to not be able to help you in a time of need, let's make sure they don't have the issue anymore. Y 'all take that dirty fucking money because everybody got dirty fucking money and buy some shit and stack it the fuck over and get all on all with the truck. Cause a bunch of motherfuckers don't want to know more than a bunch of people don't want to fix them. So you get the old ones, you get a bunch of people in jail to keep locking the fuck up. They'll go fix it. They'll maintain it. They'll keep it running. Run them shits around the bypass twice a month. That's all you gotta do. That's it.

Speaker: How did you work there? So let's move out there. We're talking about infrastructure maintains here. Let's maintain these infrastructures. And with the leftover money, just send it to a Sunday night smoke cash app. Send the extra money to the cash app. Let's buy.

Speaker: Oh, they're motherfuckers down in Atlanta can't drive anyway, so Keep their ass off the road. Keep them off the road is what you're trying to say 100 % They don't fuckers be going. They don't do the speed limit. You go with the flow of traffic. That's it now That's everywhere big up to going with the flow of traffic man

Speaker: Glick has driven around a little bit. I'm going to give him a little bit of credit. He drove from Atlanta, South Carolina. He didn't see us in Hollywood. So I'm going to give him some credit. It's probably why he don't shave. So don't nobody recognize him when he go to different cities. Yeah, I'm talking about you and your hat. You know, I'm a goddamn place. We're going to recognize them now all over the damn place. Nobody recognize me. I throw on a pair of sunglasses and who that is, who that bearded motherfucker is. It's Grizzly Adams.

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Speaker: But no, I think everybody should do that for their city in case these storms was coming with climate change going on. And the way these storms are acting, I think every major city needs to be prepared in case the roads ice up seriously. They really do. What happened in Atlanta down one time was some BS. Halfway want to blame the people that were driving. Well, Texas had it last year. Yeah, Texas is another agreement. And I think we talked about that before because they said it wasn't ready, huh? Well, it wasn't ready. I had a... The expectation to come with the cold. That's what got them because the ice missed everything.

Speaker: You know what I'm saying? And a lot of small towns in Texas, a lot of small desert, which means dry, clear air, which is a whole different envelope. You know what I'm saying? It was bananas, and Dallas is no joke. Dallas and Houston got some serious traffic. I don't know about San Antonio. San Antonio folks got to holler at me.

Speaker: Yeah, my buddy moved out there. Moved out there for Texas from Michigan and they had that shit last year. Hey, motherfucker. Everybody's sliding off the road, going in ditches, everything else. This asshole's driving along 80 miles an hour down the highway like it's nothing. Look at all these. And he's snapchatting at the same damn time. He's snapchatting. Look at these assholes. Look how fast I'm going. Yeah. Look at the ditch. In the ditch, wreck, wreck, wreck. I'm like, yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. For him, that's regular. Business as usual. Yeah, right. That black ice ain't no joke on the road. Y 'all stop playing on the road. You saw the Métis Willard, they got slammed up in Dallas a couple of years ago, but they got stuck on ice and they couldn't stop. Oh, man. Amazon trucks getting on me. I said, everybody about is going to be two days late.

Speaker: You fuck around in some areas, you fuck around in some areas in Amazon truck wrecks. You ain't never getting your Amazon box. Not because somebody else is going to be. Yes. People are going to be running down the highway with the motherfucker. That old New York, that old, that old, uh, Soprano excuse, fell off the truck. I don't know. Give me a second. Let me take this ball real quick.

Speaker: I'm getting pissed is what I'm doing. I'm trying to log in. I'm trying to log into my shit. Right. Some of my stuff I was able to log right back into some of it I couldn't. And I'm trying to figure out why in the hell it is not letting me

Speaker: Tell me I have the wrong email address. Bitch, you high. Or not email, password. You have the wrong password? Well, these folks going to talk about me, but I'm going to do it. All right. I got to hit these folks up tomorrow. Oh, you're buying a yard, aren't you? Shut up. No.

Speaker: trying to do a deep cleaning at the house. My sister going to let me out because her and my moms will be coming down here soon. They got to get on my case once a year. That's what family does. We on the way. Shit. When my sister come, I'm in trouble just so you know. Why are you in trouble, man? Why are you always doing shit that's going to get you in trouble?

Speaker: When my shit ain't together, they want to know why. And they, they, they, that's my, that's my, I can't even say nothing. I just got to sit there. I know what they're going to tell me when they get here. Go to bed, shut up, go to work, and we'll see you when you get back. Fair enough. Yeah, my son, he can't even say nothing because I tell him, don't mess with your auntie and don't mess with your grandmothers. When they come in, daddy go. I got it. Okay.

Speaker: Cause my sister, she was there molding me. He was a baby man. Them too tight. Them too tight. Good shit though. I was still in the figure. So when your password, I can tell you that. No, no, I know what I was doing. I don't talk. I don't really talk to anybody in my family. I'm sorry. I'm just saying.

Speaker: Jesus Christ, I don't even know my family. I was an orphan. I grew up in an orphanage No, actually speaking of family my my older sister Send a message out I created a group chat last night and send a message out and she's like Hey, I'm a

Speaker: wanting to get us all together. She bought a cabin. She wants to get everybody together. Like our siblings. And I was like, all right, I'm down. I said, you know, six. Now we're probably going to take a break from the show that Saturday because I have no wifi, no cell service, nothing down there. Cause she is in bum fuck ass nowhere. Bigfoot country. I'm going to see mine.

Speaker: I don't know if I trust you too. We don't care. Next thing I know, I come back. I listen to Saturday. You got, you got a little nonsense. Tony's talking. Tony's talking about shit from 300 years ago. He's still mad about Jeff. He falls by six and seven. All of them. Damn right. Jeff all of a sudden shows up in a goddamn grand wizard's outfit and tells Tony to go fuck himself and starts burning across in his own front yard.

Speaker: What is sombrero on? The goddamn sombrero. You said we family. We can be family, but you guys need to learn the goddamn rules. You know the rules to the show, too. Oh, shit. And I would highly encourage you to go if you got a chance to read. Oh, I'm going.

Speaker: I'm going to go reconnect with my real family. All the Bigfoots and Sasquatches, I'm going to go see my real family. Taking my gun too. Vikings. I'm going to send them your way. Oh, my bad.

Speaker: That's from underworld you mean Just bring it until you got a pack of them outside your door going I didn't say that bunch of big motherfuckers outside. I got now And it ain't the werewolves from twilight either showing up Those are some badass werewolves I that I'll make fun of twilight on a lot of things but man they killed it on them werewolves

Speaker: I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that.

Speaker: Yeah, it didn't get the credit that it deserves that off leave. No. To me, I mean, I liked it. The story was great. What they were doing. I like how we carried on. That shit was nice, bro. Yes. I had almost forgotten about that. And so you guys mentioned it just now. I watched a lot of underwear movies. That last one was not the best to me. The first two or three were good, but that very last one, I didn't like too much.

Speaker: I didn't actually see the last last one, to be honest, but the first, I believe three, the first three, the first two were like, Oh, knock out. The last one kind of fell off a little bit, but I think they were trying to, trying to wrap up the movie franchise and then it kind of rushed a lot of things.

Speaker: Yeah, was that was when they tried to unite like tried to make people uh, I didn't see the last last one I gotta see it, you know, let me not even try to Okay, because I definitely saw the first three the first three It wasn't much more for them to do after that

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: I had to watch him because that was part of my deal when I met him. I said, you know what? I'll watch these movies with you with no problem. So I watched all them. I watched all the True Bloods. I watched all the Spartacus too. True Blood was good, man. Spartacus was good. I need to get back into that series. It was a whole lot of Sixing Violence. I got that. And Spartacus? There was a lot of unnecessary sex and nudity in Spartacus.

Speaker: And then they, and then, uh, the guy who was in the first season got sick. He actually got cancer. So they did that. Like season two was like a whole nother type of story. Then when that guy got better, he came back or whatever, but it was just like, it could have been a really cool show, but there was just unnecessary, uh,

Speaker: the the

Speaker: But because that was more of a, you know, growing up and being younger, I had a little bit of a crush on Zena. And then as, you know, I get older and I'm an adult, I've watched a Spartacus. I was like, you know how many times I wondered if this would ever happen on Zena? My curiosity, you know, my curiosity was answered and I was good. I didn't need to see it every episode for 35 minutes.

Speaker: No, I just got back into watching Dexter. I want to because I never finished that series, so I just restarted it so I can get into that new season. The brand new season just came out.

Speaker: the the the the

Speaker: the the the the the

Speaker: The Spinoffs haven't had a bad episode and I will say that. Power was all like, okay, okay. Ghost hasn't had a bad episode. Okay. Kanan has a lot of bad episodes. Kanan was more of a story with a little bit of action, but I like what they did. I just don't like their accents because they don't talk like they didn't talk like they in the old school New York. If I don't know nothing, you'd know you didn't talk like that. And then, um, what's the other one? The Tommy show. Tommy show was

Speaker: Yeah, that was good, that shit was good. Tongue taking over Chicago. I would highly recommend those. BMF was excellent. I didn't see that either. Damn, I haven't seen shit, huh? Classic and it works on the BMF though, they had me tripping. Classic and it can be cali and I ain't talking about that shit. But that's they negative words though, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, back.

Speaker: No, but only but it only takes somebody from Queens to know that so I mean, you know They couldn't get enough actors from the area

Speaker: They should have been like, yo, smoke. Um, we need you to play authentic. Jesus. What's up, brother? Mr. Twiz in the house. Jeez, what up? Jeez in the house was here. Stevie Wonder was here. Yeah, I'm kind of late, man. My bad. I'm late on the game. I just realized there's a comment button here. Unacceptable behavior. Smoke. You said it. I mean, we'll be having this shit on nonsensical nonsense.

Speaker: Give me one second, guys. I'm sorry. You're good, bro. You're good. You're good. Gemma's live. I got to see how she doing too. Five Man Witch is up. Oh, yeah. I'll be watching everybody. Vader be on. I got to see where we at, man. You know what I'm saying? I got to see where the drama is. I don't look for the drama. I just try to see where we at. I'm trying to see where we all are.

Speaker: I'm in the middle of it, but that don't mean I did it or started it. You put yourself in the middle of it. People want you to be held accountable for other folks actions. Yeah, Tony. How dare you be friends with nonsensical and smoke. Got no other people be saying to you, Tony.

Speaker: I got to find a spot for it at every show, sometimes a couple spots

Speaker: Hey, for sure, man. For sure. That's that's definitely worth running one of our episodes. No doubt. At least twice. I just stumbled across that. I stumbled across that gym on TikTok and I was like, yep. Send that to the podcast. That's magic. That's some magic shit right there. That shit is real.

Speaker: Oh, wow. That's real. We are here all damn day. Oh, good. Oh, good. I'm always up for a good laugh. You know, of course. Laughter is the key to the soul. Turn the video. I mean, I don't buy the serious stuff from time to time and oh, excuse me. And

Speaker: We talked about doing on Wednesdays, doing the first hour collab with Tim and Gemma. Yes. Every once in a great while, not all the time, but every once in a while, depending upon what their topic was for the night, having them pop in here with us and then to do the show for the mental health hour.

Speaker: you know, a little bit serious. But then after that first hour, we get back into the, uh, taking part jokes. We get back into baby.

Speaker: We need them. I'm going to keep doing that. I'm going to keep doing it until it's sunk into your brain. And then the next time you send a little baby daughter, you sing that instead of the baby sharks. Jesus. You're corrupting the sweet, innocent minds of our children, Tony. How dare you sing.

Speaker: I'm just I'm just the visitor guys for the audience. Smoke, as I tell Tony, you are guilty by association, my friend. You're going to drag me down. I'm dragging you down with me as well. And they found us. Glick, Tony, come on out. They caught us.

Speaker: don't even come and blame me for that shit either. I was like, I don't know what the hell he's talking about. I didn't do that shit.

Speaker: Come on out guys. They caught us. Oh, wow. That's a big one. That's a that's why I said that first time you gave up. You don't like me now. You're gonna be real man. You're gonna be you're gonna be mad man. Big man. Now, here comes Smoke. Super pissed. No, I can't believe he's a nonsensical nonsense. Listen, listen. Why not? Why not? Why not? Oh, I got to get for somebody who ain't even a prop who doesn't have a problem with you.

Speaker: Which is so, hey, man, why not, though? Like, what the fuck we got? We got we got a streamer discrimination going on. I like that streamer discrimination. You can't dream. You can't appear on anyone else's podcast. I like that streamer. Not because I had a problem with you, motherfuckers, but I just didn't think that you just beat. This is the last person I took to show up over that motherfucker. Right. OK.

Speaker: I'm just saying it's a network, man. It's the business, man. Yeah, put that down. Put that down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Screamer discrimination. We're going to push to put that we're going to get that into the new liberal dictionary. Screamer discrimination. We're going to push towards the old mad rap song for that one as an intro. Oh, shit. Who the fuck are you?

Speaker: That shit was yeah, yeah entertaining to see the very least classic entertainment

Speaker: the city with a riot. Come on, come on. I used to run this. You almost let me spit up my drink. You almost caught me. That was a close call right there.

Speaker: Oh, that was a good one. Come on, son. I'm out of here. Let me take a deep breath. Yeah. Just keep poking the bear. Just keep poking the bear. See, Tony. See, Tony. The dark side is fun. Come and join Smoke and I. Come to the dark side.

Speaker: Like whatever's available, just get your hands on one and then just come on over. You know what I'm saying? Like it's it's so bad over here. We're out of bad guys. He burns Tony. You got to use your bullshit. You know, it's like fucking so good, man. Tony's out there with spray paint spray paint his blue saber red. Why did you turn purple? Oh, no. Yo.

Speaker: the the the the

Speaker: Yeah, you froze up a little bit it's back now you back you back you back

Speaker: their own to you defense on your mind that they did the issue that they don't have a lot of eyes that they're under her apparently they don't mean a lot of talking about my email that I don't know that they don't have a copy copy association man

Speaker: She's grown, man. This lady tried to lift deadlift close to 400 pounds and got crushed. This was about last month. I saw that on the Internet. I was like, wow, that was like her daughter. She was trying to exhibit a strength in front of her daughter and met an untimely demise. Like save that shit for the musclehead, motherfuckers, man. Like you ladies. Oh, 20 off his chest when he couldn't hold it up and he had three spotters around. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?

Speaker: the spotters right like really that's two and a half a piece like y 'all can't two change the piece you can't handle that shit two one out of the spotter is four yeah that's what I'm trying to say that's crazy that's a doing I said oh shit well yeah I was gonna say sometimes you always have to be ready though like the spotter like it's go ahead Glick I'm sorry go ahead go ahead go ahead no I was just gonna say sometimes the man they they legit just try to do too damn much

Speaker: Yes. Yeah. It's like you got to know your. Sounds like a personal problem. So he's like, I get it up, but you know, I'm a little up there at age. I can't keep it up. I get it up.

Speaker: Yeah, like like you put a soul crusher right there damn Listen remember on the we did have that stream. What was it called Viagra Cialis or a new partner? Okay sometimes you need to switch up the game a little bit if There's no such thing as erectile dysfunction

Speaker: You know what I'm saying? You put a hot 25 year old put a hot 25 year old in front looking like a 75 year old and you'll see how that shit looks let alone somebody in their 40s 75 year old be like, oh shit buck them pills. I'm ready to rock. Let's go. I'm just saying, you know, get the right in the right mode in the right person. It's aware.

Speaker: Yeah, it's all about the righteousness because sometimes what happened is just like the flame doesn't burn as hot after you've been burning that flame for 20 years. Yeah, because you know, you see the same thing a lot. So, you know, it comes challenging to switch it up. Sometimes I would assume if you're married 30, 40 years. Oh, that must be crazy to think about that 30, 40 years married.

Speaker: Big up to 30 years and 40 years married couples, man I don't think that could happen in today's times now Depends on the person true Because I mean well that's the thing man And we and we touched on it on here. I mean

Speaker: A lot of the problem with these younger people, man, they're always looking at that next option. That's why they're always on this fucking phone or laptop or the tablet. They're looking at that next best option. Yeah. And actually, it's funny because I was just listening to that episode today where we were talking about that. Yeah, because I'm a narcissist and I listen to my own podcast. Deal with it. Me too.

Speaker: Yeah, but now I mean that's it like when Jody and I go out There are no phones present. It's her and I spending time together enjoying our time conversating and everything else but you look around the restaurant and Every damn buddy else around that restaurant on their cell phones, which is crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like I'm a type of person but I get married

Speaker: I'm in it. I'm in it for the long haul. That's it. You know, unfortunately, not unfortunately, but fortunately, in my case, my ex -wife had other plans, which has worked out better for me in the long run, but sometimes things happen for a reason. You don't understand right away. It may be difficult, but after the smoke clears, that's when the clarity comes in.

Speaker: Oh, I'm a, I'm a very firm believer. Anybody who knows me, they've heard me say it more times than they can probably count at this point. I trust me. I do believe every damn thing happens for a reason and leads you, leads you to where you're supposed to be eventually. Right.

Speaker: Keep them fucking bags packed and take your ass to Charleston. And while you're on your way, go ahead and stop in Cincinnati. And I learned somebody real quick. We're going to save both of us a whole lot of pain and heartache. I would definitely like to get a one shot do over in life at one point, if you could do a one shot do over. I can't see that which point it would be honest.

Speaker: that again that's why I'm like

Speaker: I fucked up so much shit, but it still turned out all right. Good. I'm saying like, I'ma take it. Yeah. At the end of the day, it's still worked out accordingly as planned. As I said, you know, whoever you believe in, whatever you believe in, there's a bigger, there's a bigger plan for all of us.

Speaker: At the end of the day, you'll get where you're supposed to be. It's just some roads are a lot rougher than others. So he's got to weather the storm at the end of the day and have faith in the fact that you'll get where you're supposed to be one day. And then all them fuckers that doubted you to sit on your path. You can sit back and drink a beer and give them the old one finger salute and stroke your beard. Well, Tony can't stroke his beard, but he can pretend like he has a beard.

Speaker: go smooth like that new mafia commercial that new razor commercial hey son he's rubbing his face hey guys come here come here everybody's rubbing his fucking face i look back at me with the beard and with the beard um beard dang

Speaker: You know, Beards are celebrated. You know, Beards are very celebrated. At first, it was like a grizzly Adam's effect. Or you have to be from Philadelphia and have a beard. So if you were white, you were grizzly Adam's or grunge. And if you were black, you were from Philadelphia, if you had a beard. But let it expand it, you know. Big up to the beard game, man. Big Ross spread it to Miami and, you know, other artists on the other side. Yeah, go for it, Blake. My bad.

Speaker: No, right now it's one of those many things. It's a trend, but I had it before the trends and I'm going to have it after the trends and all these goofy fuckers. They got their fucked up as beards all straggly looking, not taking care of once they, once they get past the trendy part of it and shave and they're all clean shave. And I'm still going to be looking over here like a big old fucking Sasquatch with my beard. I've already been warned. I've already been warned. This beard is not going anywhere.

Speaker: Yeah, you put it out there like, no, don't try to be like, honey, you know, um, I think it's time to, uh, it's summertime. It's so hot. I'm going to shave it. Hey man. Nah, nah, nah. I'm shits in, um, two pigtails. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, right? Always were in agreement. I was at the gym the other day working out. I got done working out.

Speaker: They didn't have the AC or anything on at the gym. I got done working out. My beard was fucking sweating It looked like I just got out of the shower. It was just I was like, yeah Come come come to the hood man. They can't roll that motherfucker for you I went I went I went to the rain fest a couple years ago when I first

Speaker: and uh I hadn't my hairs you know my hairs were kind of long and I went and I was getting Viking braids but in my hair and the girl with the girl that was doing it she was like how don't we just sound weird but I gotta get my hands on your beard and I was like uh okay she's like I want to braid it she braided it and then put beard beads and everything like the uh I've still got one of them I've lost all my other ones

Speaker: and I've seen that before actually like the braids and the beard with the yeah that's kind of what I was referring to oh yeah I had I had a couple wolves and a couple Viking runes beads in my beard she braided it all out I'm like yeah she looks kind of good I can do that

Speaker: Jodi, Jodi put a French beard in my beard last week when she was up here. She was playing with my beard. She was just like, do, do, do, do, braided and all that. I'm like, hey, don't look too bad. French beard or French braid? Both. Hey, both. Braid it up.

Speaker: Yeah, you got variety with that shit. You could do things with the beard. Yeah, you could do things with it. I can part it like the like the like the red sea. I can put some balm in it. That's the Dutch man's hell. That's the dirty Dutch man's hell from back in the day. Shout out dirty Dutch man's hell from wrestling back in the age.

Speaker: Oh the curly I put a I put a damn Jerry curl in my beard Jerry curl

Speaker: I'm done. Pizza time. Shit be dripping on all your shit. You can't even wear a white tee. That's why they had to wear them black tee shirts, because all that Jerry Curl juice dripping on all your shit.

Speaker: Like I'm a baby, I don't know if I make a big enough for my big ass, I put a bib on.

Speaker: Oh, excuse me. That's adult size, please. Oh, shit. Oh, that's crazy. That's crazy. Going to AB gap. You got adult size bibs by chance. You know, she's in a dentist office. Like when you come home and have your summation was good. Yeah, Chris was good, man. Thanks for joining us. I need like sized bibs, please. Oh, that shit is funny.

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: Really? Where they put all the lava lamps and the tapestries and shit like that. All kinds of sex toys and shit. I'm like, how about you guys go this way? Well, we want to look at the tapestries. We can look at the tapestries. Just go this way. We're going to go the long way. We should've seen it around. Yeah, we're going to go the scenic route around Spencer's.

Speaker: I try to hang out around that area, wait and see how many single chicks rolling to investigate the good age. I'm not trying to walk. I'm not trying to walk through that area with my my 17, my 13. Not with the family. No, no, not with the family. No, that's why I alluded to the single part first. That's why I said if I'm there.

Speaker: We're just going to look at the lava lamps don't mind us to do to do blinders on kids Yeah, don't look like y 'all make a right Go to the food court have a couple of tacos or something. I'll meet you in a few minutes There's a time there's a time and place for forever I never I Never understood why they put that

Speaker: because it's like it's it's like three big ass aisles in in in Spencer's like why is this really Spencer's in the mall of all places because we're in woke 2022 that's the new liberal style like fuck it like let's put it out there because remember they don't care if kids remember we want kids to uh choose who you know identify with that stuff five years old yeah five what are you motherfucker as a girl at five yeah right

Speaker: I'm leaving at that man

Speaker: Thanks for having me fellas been a blast as usual I'm just saying Thanks for coming through like fuck you it's your shit but fuck you

Speaker: Let's start by thinking the the uninvited glass minute impromptu guests. Fuck it. Let's go. You are always invited. Trust me, man. Thanks for sure are always invited. I appreciate it, my friend. Oh, let's see. What do I got loaded up music wise? You know what? It's Monday. Let me get my man some love. Ballad, Mr. Lovebell, let me give him some love.

Speaker: Good shit. It's Monday. We can we can give black we can give black top mojo arrest for Monday Like it sounds romantic this for the ladies I would assume Stick around and hear this if you haven't if you haven't heard him before we've played him a few times on here Kids good kids got a voice on him. He's like a neo soul R &B very soulful

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Speaker: Man like I said doors always open for you brother, you know, we like having you around we like hanging out with you shooting a shoe Finally finally we've been talking about it for a hot minute doing this shit. I'll be getting on one of your shows here before long but uh

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Speaker: We're all over the place. I'm a musical aficionado, so to say. I love all types of music. So we're trying to give everybody love here if I can figure out how to fucking work this goddamn thing. Hey, man, just the process. I lost my my my little arrow on my mouse. They ran away. But yeah, here we go. Got a little Mr. Love ballad in the show. We will see you guys.

Speaker: Wednesday. Hang out, man. Because we got our outchairs. We'll be, uh, here we go. Push the button, click. Here we go.

Speaker: Thinkin' bout you Been thinkin' bout it in your head Been fightin' battles with my pride and my desire, baby I proud of me, hopes you Are thinkin' bout me on your side But that's what you're thinking

Speaker: Does it stand up? Could you put your breath to the side for me?

Speaker: surface I wanna know how something so good turns the load down I wanna know, wish that I knew a thing what I know now If we did it on repeat Sound me wouldn't skip a beat

Speaker: Tryna maintain what it's too hard Got me goin' through it every night Only the light up Just waitin' on you So please Say, won't you call it to me

Speaker: I ain't mad at it. I like it. I like that one. That was smooth. Yeah, he's uh he's he's an element artist. I got a few of his songs on here but uh go check him out. Mr. Love Ballad and we will see you guys Wednesday with a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense.

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Speaker: You're goddamn right. With that being said, we'll see you Wednesday. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical channel. We're supposed to hear that cuz. I wasn't listening to you. Yeah, he wasn't. That's smoke. That's smoke. A friend of mine. Friend of ours.

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Speaker: because he's little. So I fired him tonight. He's too small. He's he's too short to go. You must be this tall to co -host on since going on. I've never had requirements. Oh, with that, I got interrogated. Join us Wednesday. Same nonsensical time. Same nonsensical channel. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Goodbye.

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