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Speaker: Tell the Stooges in the back to play my music.
Speaker: Yes.
Speaker: What is going on everybody? Welcome to Nonsenseical Nonsense.
Speaker: It's Wednesday. You know what that means. You guys can simp and bow down to my greatness for the next three hours. Simp for me, you bastards. I got my feet up. I'm feet. But hopefully you guys are having a good week so far. If you're not already, go check us out on all social media and not physical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and tiktok. Yes, we are on tiktok. We are four, three, sorry, four.
Speaker: There's three of us, right? Calm down. Leave me alone. Yeah, there's three of us grown men that are all on TikTok. Some of us use it more than others, Jeffrey. But you can follow us there. Give us a follow. Give us a like and give us a share. It'd be greatly appreciated.
Speaker: You can also join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night on YouTube and Twitch. Come hang out in the chatters box. Shoot your shit with this. Say hello. Say what's up. Say how you doing? All that fun. Say hello to my little. Who? His name is Jeff. You can call him Jeff if you like. And if you don't want to hang out with us live, you don't want to join us live. That's fine, Andy. But you still want to listen to us. We got you covered there. You can follow us and listen to us on Spotify. And everywhere you listen to podcasts,
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Speaker: and we gotta be ugly. What the **** killer? He's talking to you and Tony and before I forget, we do have an email at nonsensical nonsense podcast at Gmail .com and we do have a merch store.
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Speaker: Yeah, if you're if you're following us on on Twitter and you want to see what we're doing everywhere else Just go and click that little link and come say hello. Give us a follow because we're there. Yeah You don't say hi to us on Twitter. Maybe you'll say hi to us on other social media Highly unlikely, but just follow us Somebody might want to say hi on Twitter
Speaker: I think I've done a good job of upsetting people on Twitter. Actually, I've been very good on social media and I don't pick on people and I don't get into drama. I don't do any of that crazy nonsense. I just do the podcast thing and be done with it.
Speaker: who would do something like that? I know it ain't me because I'm I only go on. It's not me. There's always one out of three. Who could it be?
Speaker: three people do not do that. For those of you who don't know, the third member of the show, Tony has apparently taken his full on meme act for tonight's show. So he's not speaking if you're listening to this on Spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts at. So he's just looking at the screen angrily. He knows it's.
Speaker: I don't think that we said any names. I don't think that we mentioned a name You know, I think somebody has a guilty conscience and that's why we're getting dirty looks. I don't know I sent her a
Speaker: Like a sexual harassment comment? No, no, no, nothing. Well, her and I talk all the time. And she, I said something, and I said, hey. While wifey's away, Jeffy will play. No, but when I sent her a gift, like, I put rock and roll, you know, kind of thing. And then I sent a gift, which was Alice, remember Alice?
Speaker: playing guitar. And she went, oh, how dare you send me a serial cat killer? And I went, wait, what? Oh, shit, I forgot about that. I was like, really? Who's a serial cat killer? He just ate them.
Speaker: I like that. I didn't I didn't I didn't go that deep with it and I should have.
Speaker: No, I'm just, I'm just uncovering. You're not telling the full conversation. I'm uncovering the conversation and letting the people know. We're getting the full statement out there, but you're at, you're, you're unwillingly putting the truth out there. This person is the same age as us. So I was like, she'll get this reference. And I said, Al, didn't think about anything about it. She literally said back, cancel Al. And I'm like, wait, what? He murders cats. I was like, oh my God.
Speaker: That's what makes me the great host that I am, is that I unwillingly got you to participate in my shenanigans at the same time, telling the truth about your conversation with you and said co -worker. That's all right. I'm going to send that co -worker a message saying, well, I identify as I was. So I reiterate.
Speaker: I reiterate with what I said, while life is away, Jeffy shall play. No, no, I believe or not. However, you may take this. I try to take everything, everything in work. I try to keep as serious and business like as possible because I do really to truly enjoy my job. I try to have fun at work, but I'm learning that I work around a bunch of old, rich, stiff motherfuckers.
Speaker: Oh yeah, that's fun. I have that same issue. That are not amused with my shenanigans, but because they're not amused with my shenanigans, they have to tolerate more of my shenanigans because I will break them. I will break them. I will make them join the dark side, join the glitch side. It's the funniest thing.
Speaker: I went, I went from talking to one of my co workers who went when we talk we curse like sailors and you know when we're talking on the phone, we literally sound like we do on here to talking to.
Speaker: Good. We are good Christian Catholic boys. I literally went from having a conversation where I was cursing like a sailor to a conversation with a client where I was like, oh, sir, this is Jeff. All proper shit.
Speaker: Tony and I performed charity work Monday night and we let the special needs kid come up on the live. Jay joined us, you know, we reached out to the, you know, the less fortunate, you know, some people, you know, some people are a few French fries short of a happy meal. He has a little
Speaker: You know, a little special. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We brought it when we did charity, we brought him up on the shirt. I do recall we both rode that same bus. We did. You were the booger eater and I was the window. Jeff was the booger eater. Only he wasn't eating his boogers and I was licking the windows.
Speaker: I was going to say something. He totally threw me off. Completely threw me off. Yeah, I do. Man, you should have been here Monday night, man. I I contemplated it but I was. You missed a you missed a good one.
Speaker: Monday is my - We got names from Tony, who's Tony's beefing with. Not only did we get names - I know, that's what he said. I might have to rewatch. We got video evidence of said person talking trash about Tony. I was like, yeah, this is what we wanted. I even got told to shut up by the boss lady, our newly crowned executive director of the show.
Speaker: I was like, oh, he told me to shut the hell up so that we can hear the video. And she said, shut the hell up and let Tony talk. I was like, I am letting him talk. I'm just commenting because he's still, he was still, he played the video and whatnot but he was still treading lightly and he had to put out a fire with a certain Lumix but you know, and other people and I'm like, nope, we're, we're calling names out. Hey, Lumix, I know you're watching. How you doing?
Speaker: I know V five both of them. She smells the blood Tuesday morning, my Snapchat starts blowing the fuck up and I'm like Tony never comments on shit with voice messages. This can't be
Speaker: I was creeping on you guys listening going man. I need to watch one day. Yeah, you missed a good one Monday. You missed a good one because I mean what we finally well, you know, Tony nothing against Tony. I know he he he he works in his own weird way and he finally reached that point where he was ready to
Speaker: spill the tea and I was there with my icing cup ready for it. I want tea and it was sweet and boy, it was Southern style sweet too. But you know me, I'm just standing there with a can of gas. Just a little bit, a little bit, a little bit over here. Just keep on, where's my stick at? I need to stir this fire.
Speaker: It's like, oh, wait, I need to go to the gas station. I ran out of gas. This is the most expensive. This is the most expensive story time ever. God damn. I ain't paying for gas. I did. I kind of, I don't know what it was, but yesterday I got on a kick after work. Like I said, I did, I ended up playing video games with my neighbor until like three o 'clock in the morning.
Speaker: Um, before he came over to play video games, I got on a kick where I started watching older movies and I watched Harley, David's the marble man with honors with Joe Pesci and, um, above the, beyond the law with Charlie Sheen. I don't know what it was. I saw like, that's a good movie. That's where he, that's the one where he goes undercover into the biker club, right? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: and and it's such a good movie and it's such a weird concept because the whole time like they explain his backstory but they don't explain his backstory and you're just kind of like oh yeah wait it's charlie she of course he's fucking nice he's got that tiger blood
Speaker: But, uh, yeah, I was, I was goofing off of that. And then I ended up playing video games. I bought that Gran Turismo seven. Oh my gosh. I was just going through it like gangbusters. I think I bought like seven or eight cars, fixed them up the way I wanted them, unlock new features and all this fun stuff.
Speaker: and then spent like three hours drifting. But usually if I play that game by myself, after about like three hours on the gap, I'm gonna do something else. But last night I was just having a blast and I could not put it down.
Speaker: you and see, see, see, this is a, this goes back to our conversation earlier today on the phone and before we got on the phone, I was hanging out with people. I was out of the house.
Speaker: i was socializing speaking of prior conversations speaking of speaking of prior conversations so she liked to pull air brakes and shit on the show okay kill it shut up this is exactly what he's gonna bitch about god damn it
Speaker: Exactly what he's about to bring up. I was not going to bring that up, actually. You literally said it. No, I said, no, I didn't. No, you didn't. I was done. I was just saying, you know what I was talking about. Not any. And some people know what I'm talking about. But I was not what I was going to say. I was going to say prior conversation, the pre -show conversation. Yes. You have a weird infatuation with Mr. Elon Musk.
Speaker: like I, you know, Saturday night we were talking about you brought up the if Elon offered you $7 billion tax free to stick and not to completion and you know, we all we all I was hesitant but then my pimp told me that I better suck it like a lollipop. I better lick it like a lollipop. So, you know, fair enough before the show that conversations because he is the richest man in the world but before the show tonight you're talking about the
Speaker: I don't know what it's called. The Teslas. And if you take the first letter. Yeah. Yeah. But then you started talking about the Teslas and that if you take the first letter from each model of Tesla, it spells out sexy. Yeah.
Speaker: and they ain't wrong because he's sexy and that's when I told the Stooges in the back to play the music. I never said I never said he was sexy. Yeah, you did. Let's do that. But he's always put, he's always. Sounds like you want him to put something in your mouth. Like he, you know the Spaceballs reference in in Tesla vehicles, right? No. You can put him in the Ludacris mode. Which is, which is a Spaceballs reference.
Speaker: the fastest they go is ludicrous speed. And they have the Tesla model plaid. In the movie Spaceballs, Spaceball 1 goes so fast that fucking John Candy literally goes, they've gone plaid. So I think besides the whole talking dick thing, I think it'd be fun guy to hang out with, because you know he's just a fucking movie nut.
Speaker: definitely definitely sounds like you want to hang out with. Jesus Christ. I don't know what you want to do with them. I'm basically I'm basically seven billion dollars or not. I would be putting in references as well. Basically, what we're getting to is seven billion dollars or not. You would you would give Elon the old
Speaker: No, I wouldn't know for free. Yeah, you will. I have to be paid. You have to be drunk, what? I don't know. I have to be paid. Damn. Do you want to be roofy too? It's a minute. Do you want to be roofy and treated like the dirty slip that you are too? Come on, Jesus. Stop bringing up your wishes, Crystal.
Speaker: No, no, I am not projecting. We're just, again, I'm making you an unwilling participant to get to the truth. Again, we go back to 20 minutes ago. I'm so great at what I do that I can make you make confessions without you realizing that you're making confessions. As I stated before, $7 billion, your pimp has stated you better cup them balls, too. Well, I got to listen to my pimp.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but you were already out you were already on board you were already gonna let him nut on your face and everything for seven billion dollars Seven billion dollars? I was debating it. How was debating it? I'm like Do you know how to make a million dollars?
Speaker: and you stack one million dollars. If I have seven billion dollars and there are five billion people in Ohio and I give each and I give everybody a billion dollars, I will still have two billion dollars. No, this is true. If you stack, if you stand up a one -dollar bill and you stand up a stack of them, okay, you know, so they're on their side, it will take up one length of a six -foot table, okay?
Speaker: Do you know how far a billion dollars would go if you did the same thing? I think it's something like it's several miles. Hey, Cameron, you still watching the show? You want to repeat to Jeff what he could have been doing other than figuring out how far a billion dollars would go? Let me fucking ask you. Jeff, may I refer you back to
Speaker: this so far early on comment of the night right here. Instead of trying to figure out how far $7 billion would go. The billion dollar thing is I heard it. I heard it on podcasts and I actually looked it up at the time. And it's actually true. It's like several miles instead of, instead of listening to other podcasts, you know what else you could be doing.
Speaker: You shared a goddamn bio link onto our fucking Facebook page. I shared it 57 different ways. You shared it to, you shared it to our page. I'm extending to the screenshot from where I shared it from that I shared it out. You shared it to our fucking page. It's on my list. You shared it to our fucking page.
Speaker: I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it.
Speaker: I wasn't sure if you did or not. I was like, I might as well. I told you I pinned it on the top of our page. It's just another click. Maybe somebody didn't see it. You didn't share it. You didn't share the Spotify link either. No, I haven't gotten that. I'm about to switch the voice. All right.
Speaker: I literally finished work 30 seconds before you sent the link for the show tonight. Because as I stated on the phone call we had earlier today, that Wednesday is literally within two or three seconds of me finishing work, I get a fucking message from you. Ready to start? Fuck. I can't ask. Huh? I didn't send any messages.
Speaker: Yeah, I sent the invite that's all it was I didn't say anything That's a that's a just Apparently I have to remind you guys that we have a show on Monday and Wednesdays and Saturdays remind me I know You want to go ahead and make the announcement about Saturday
Speaker: No, we're just going to make them ask them questions. I figure you're going to be one of them that asks the dumbass question. I'm here and I'm ready, guys. You have nothing to do. Now, Saturday, Saturday, we will be taking a break. It is 4th of July weekend. I have plans. I don't know if Tony has plans. I don't care if Jeff has plans. He lives in Mexico. He's no longer. He's no longer American. I'm not over viable. We're international.
Speaker: Yes. That's right. I'm internationally known. I don't know if that's good. Our whole entire podcast is internationally known. Yes, but I was no internationally known before you. So that's not that's not true at all. How do you figure? Because I declared war on Canada like 12 years ago.
Speaker: Canada's barely international. And I have friends. That's like saying, I'm getting out with a chick, but it's actually your stepsister. Come back. Who didn't make out with her? It's not no big achievement. How well there's dicks takes, Jeff. You're like, this takes familiar. I had dicks in my mouth before. Good job. That was almost an existential burden. I completely reversed by this. You said, when did you start your vape and chill?
Speaker: vape and chill. Yeah. Probably 10 years ago, but I was doing periscope before that because I was already doing periscope for a while. And then I was on new stream for that. So, I mean, I probably actually started live streaming and stuff like that. I won't really count when I was on Twitch originally, probably close to
Speaker: 10, 11, 12 years ago, 13 years ago, something like that. I've been internationally known for 20. I've been internationally known for 21. How do you figure? Tony, what did I tell you about Jeff? He's that one upper guy. I'm not one upping. I literally went around the world twice when I was in the military. Nobody fucking knew who you were. I knew people. I met people. So I was internationally known. Tony was internationally known before me. So, uh -huh. Fuck me.
Speaker: international waters but i'm hanging out with a bunch of americans on a ship jerking each other off because that's basically what you guys do in the navy no i was in the cbs i very rarely was on ship with the bj's what i was basically a construction guy i built schools in afghanistan so fuck you
Speaker: internationally known as far as being on the podcast and streaming stuff. You're not internationally known because you're in the military and you go to different countries. Nobody knows who you are. And to this day, nobody still knows who you are. I have active people. It's not the fuck they don't. I have active people who have been in here in this podcast from other countries that have known me for years personally. Yeah. All of them. Y 'all.
Speaker: Yeah, I travel. Mr. Worldwide is what they call me. I was Mr. Worldwide before Pitbull. I actually gave that phrase to him. We was hanging out one day. Yeah, we was hanging out one day down in Miami. I said, you know what? You know what? Yeah, I said, you know what? Pitbull, actually, I said, you know what?
Speaker: I got a name that would fit you. And I knighted him like, like, we had a whole ceremony and everything with a microphone. Now you are dubbed Mr. Worldwide. Yeah. And then from then on, then on out, he was Mr. Worldwide. You know, that's because of me. That's how I roll. I'm a giver. I give people. I give to people. You see, Tony, this is why this reminds me of that joke. Have you heard that joke about the guy that knows everybody? Switch is from Canada. Huh. Oh, geez. Have you heard that joke about, about the guy that knows everybody?
Speaker: This guy named Mike, he says, I know everybody. And his buddy's like, you don't know everybody. He says, I know everybody in the world. He says, no, you don't. He says, okay. You know Tom Cruise. He says, sure. So they jump on a plane, they fly to Hollywood, knock on Tom Cruise's door. Tom Cruise open doors. Mike, how you doing? What's up? Come on in. Let's have a beer. He's like, holy shit. He says, so you know Harrison Ford. He says, yeah, I know Harrison. Go over to Harrison Ford's house. Harrison opens the door. Hey, Mike, how you doing? Come on in.
Speaker: So far we haven't left California. And he says, so you know the Pope? He says, of course I know the Pope. So they fly to Rome. And ready to do so there's a whole bunch of people there. Everybody's going, hey, Mike, hey, Mike, hey, Mike. Finally, the guy says, see, you can't even get in and see the Pope. He says, hold on, I know the guard. So the guard lets him in. And all of a sudden, Mike's standing up on the balcony with the Pope. And he looks down at his friend, and his friend's laughing his ass off.
Speaker: Mike comes back downstairs. What's so funny? He's this guy next to me. He said, who the fuck is that guy with Mike? That's me. That's not a joke. That's actually a true story. That's based on me. That's based on my life. I see. You guys are welcome. You guys are welcome to his deaf friend. I don't know. Every time I hear that joke, it cracks me up. I don't know why. So you guys should be grateful that you get to hang out with somebody like me.
Speaker: I have been. Or pity. Well, yeah, you I definitely hang out for me. I definitely hang out with you out of pity. I have for 25 years. I felt sorry for you. Keep on coming. I got reverse cards for days. You wouldn't be popular without me because you wouldn't have had to get out of so much danger. Trouble. Uh oh. Walmart police.
Speaker: Trust me, all the other trouble I could've got it into by myself. You were just like a - I'm just a production. So you were just that, you were like my little sidekick. You were the distraction. Look what the right hand is doing. Right hand, I mean, Jeff. One of the left hand is over here doing a whole bunch of other crazy shit. Why do you think I hung out with your ass? Because I've been looking at you because you're such a big fuck. And they don't notice a lot.
Speaker: Do you do realize that the two of us side by side were both circus freaks? They're like, look at this giant fucking redneck. And then look at this little garden gnome that just left hot, just left hot, popping. It's the number zero in a period standing next to you.
Speaker: a number of zero and a comma. That's all it is. You got my big ass looking like I just left tractor supply. Then your tiny ass looking like you just left hot topic. Like, how does that work? How does that, how does that combination work? I had the jinko jeans. We were, we were a giant question mark walking down the hallway. Like, how does that situation deal? Like, how do they become permanent?
Speaker: We are just proof that the world could live in peace and harmony. People would just pull their heads out of their asses. You know, I'm just saying if we all three stand together, we'd look like number 10 with a comma. Tony's tall and skinny. Chris looks like B zero.
Speaker: Tony's not much bigger or much smaller than I am. Tony, Tony, Tony's tall. As he's eaten his 75th wing in the last 10 minutes. Biker's in a wing eating competition right now with himself. There's nothing wrong with wings ever.
Speaker: No, I'm debating now that Tony's eating wings. I might order those little Caesar's wings. These things are the truth. No, in all seriousness, I buy, I buy pre marinated. Let me, let me, let me, let me stop. Let me, let me stop you before you go anywhere else. Go ahead. Tony again.
Speaker: One upper. One upper. No, I'm not one upper. I'm not one upper. I'm not one upper. But all I do is I just deep fry them. But where I was going was typically nine times out of 10, most of the case, if you make it at home, you're going to think it's better than somewhere else. No, I give you that. Balutasies wings are excellent. No, they are good. The steakhouse wings are longhorn? Oh my god. I'm not a fan of Hooters wings anymore.
Speaker: I've never liked Hooters Wings. You know what I do like at Hooters? You know what I do like it? No, I'm not. Chris is like, they got beer and chicks. I'm in. Well, they do have beer. I am in for that. There's chicks here. I didn't even notice. My beer is always full. I'm happy. Your little sliders are dope, though. No, it's what they have that is really good. And if you've ever had one,
Speaker: Um, it is the closest thing I've found outside of Philly to a good Philly cheesesteak. Their Philly cheesesteaks are phenomenal and I would put a hurting on one of them and their curly fries are really good. Hooters. They had a chicken sandwich back in 2011. It was excellent. I forgot what his motherfucking rain man over here.
Speaker: I had a chicken sandwich in November 6th of 2011. It was a sunny day. It was a warm November evening, kind of rare. Yeah. I'm not a big fan of their food, but they had specific cheesesteaks. That's the only thing I liked that was their Philly cheesesteak. Outside of that, I did not like their food. Their beer was good. Their draft beer was amazing.
Speaker: You know what I miss about being back home? Street fair and the Belleville street fair has shredded chicken sandwiches in the VFW tent that are fucking on shredded chicken sandwiches, boy.
Speaker: They use a ice cream scooper to scoop that shit out. Every small town fair carnival or whatever that has the VFW or the high school marching band has their boots. They have the same shredded chicken recipe. They have the same shredded chicken recipe. It's so goddamn good. You pay for it. It's really expensive.
Speaker: Yeah. You pay for it later because they're a little greasy. We see if anybody does like pulled chicken nachos. Yeah, you know they do. They do here. They had a little food truck around here that made something like $12.
Speaker: Who didn't notice what that's that's my question
Speaker: something about the women around you, about the women in Hooters. Just leave it alone. Oh, yeah, I didn't. No, I don't have to leave it alone because I never went for the... In all seriousness, the chicks at Hooters do not impress me. But I was going to say, Jeff knows me better than anybody in here. I didn't go for the chicks. In all seriousness, it would have shocked him that they were there. I didn't care.
Speaker: And we used to go to Hooters all the time when it, you know, we used to go back. Well, when I was working at Truman and truck, we used to go there all the time. But they had the WWE pay per views back and back in the day. So we were there every month. I didn't go for the women. We go on like a Thursday, they have all I can eat wings. And the regular wings are okay.
Speaker: but they're, they're inexpensive. So I heard, I heard that they're, but they're bonus chicken wings. Yeah. Oh, I've heard that they're boneless, guardless. I don't, I don't like, I don't like, uh, Hooters wings. I never have. I love be dub wings. I love be dubs wings. I know they're overrated and all that, but I like them. They're good.
Speaker: We have roosters who has really good wings here. I don't have a particular place that I think that I'm like, Oh God, I want wings and I'm only getting wings from here. Army, army wings is pretty decent. The best food in the military. No, I'm trying to think of what the place is called. It's called Army something. Hey, baby. They have one here and it's pretty decent.
Speaker: So, now, you have a bag of chips? Fat motherfucker. Jesus Christ. You eat more. Tony's a zero in our. Yeah, no kidding. In our number ten. We're going to look like double zero here in a minute. I was going to say, you do realize Tony's not much smaller than me. Like, Tony and I are basically the same size. Yeah, but he's, but when you stand up, you're, you're a little, he's a little bit skinnier. Yeah, I'm, I'm big boned.
Speaker: Yeah, sure. That's what I'm thinking. I'm thick. I'm thick. I'm thick. I'm thick and juicy. Well, Jody did say the message to me that she doesn't go to the steakhouse for bones.
Speaker: That's what I tell any woman I've ever dated that she needed a real way bigger than they'd like to be. I'm like, I don't go to the steakhouse and order bones. I go for the meat. She likes to be both.
Speaker: What was that? What was that? Uh, Madagascar where they were back in that hippo. I like to go. That's what she says to me. That's what she says to me. That's what Jody says to me. I got your next Tiktok idea. That's what Jody says to me.
Speaker: Big ol' corn -fed country boy, you damn right. Come on, baby. I can love you right, and I can fix things around the house. She did like the video that I just made, so. Yeah, that was out of pity. Much like our friendship, it was out of pity. She does like the country boy. She never had a country boy. It's a new experience. Exactly. Nah, I was like, see, now this is what you've been messing out on all your life. Hey.
Speaker: I've never heard complaints on my end. You are the, you are from the country. You are the farthest thing from a country boy. How do you figure?
Speaker: I would have knocked over a whole stack of hay if I just see you out in the field and jinkos and and okay, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Jeff's out there fresh with this hot topic. No, no, no, no, no. There's a difference in what I wore in school and what I wore on the farm. Yeah, I believe that. I believe that because
Speaker: because as you stated you will get your ass killed for wearing that shit out in the field but until you've been on a 98 degree day with a frozen gallon jug of water just to keep cool you ain't no farmer let me tell you that is a long
Speaker: two days and football ain't **** to that day. No. No, I was I was telling Jodi because you know, when she came up here, I took her back home and showed her where I grew up at. She just got it like
Speaker: And beautiful, but what the hell did you guys do out here? But my high school, where my high school is at is completely changed. They actually have a practice field now. But back when I was playing there, it was a part of the cornfield that the farmer would come through.
Speaker: and chop down our practice area for us. But you still had them them little foot and a half or whatever stocks that were sticking out of the ground that always that always managed to find that sweet spot in your shoulder pads and go in between and freaking jab you and you know, on the ground, everybody calls you pussy. Yeah, you fucking feel like you're in the in the Michael Jackson beat it video and you're in a knife fight with the fucking ground fucking keeps stabbing the shit out of you.
Speaker: You ever want to do something funny? Take where we're a sleeveless shirt like Chris is wearing now and run through a cornfield, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, we've been combined. We've done that willingly and unwillingly. Yeah. Willingly and unwillingly. We look like we've been on a fight. We've been on a fight with the fucking Leroy Brown, for fuck's sake.
Speaker: You gotta fight with goddamn Edward Scissorhands. They're American corn stocks, man. They don't play. They cut you up. It's not the corn stocks. It's the leaves. And they are razor sharp. It's like a billion paper cuts. And you link it. We used to BB gun wars in there. We did our BB gun wars and paintball in my woods. Yeah, we did that too.
Speaker: Because the cornfield the corn wall the court the cornfield that backed up to our property today. We were friends with the farmer We weren't allowed in this cornfield unless we were helping him work the field so that's hence the reason why I got my backside lit up with salt rock one night We decided to take a shortcut through the field he didn't realize it was us came out yelling all said we heard a
Speaker: Boom, boom, boom. I'm on fire. I'm on fire. No, well, I fuck. I planted corn. I've combined corn. I say all the time, if I ever see a cornfield, Gann will be too soon. Oh man. I love being a cornfield. Maybe one day I'll have my own well -formed
Speaker: Yeah. I'll say, I'll say corn patch. I'm not going to say field. I'm going to say patch that I can go out and do by hand. It's going to have like six rows, six rows, six feet long. Yeah. Five minutes in and out because until you work the cornfield, Oh, cornfield soybeans, soybeans, hayfield. Yeah.
Speaker: I love it though. You know what? That was with that. I love bailing. Hey, I used to take my girlfriend at the time in the combine with me. And you know, you do a four, four to eight hour day on a combine with your girlfriend. You get into some weird conversations. You want to, you never get to know somebody as well as you do when it's just the two of you on a combine. I could barely walk when I got, I could barely get out of the combine at the end of the day, let alone want to spend it.
Speaker: When I was in high school, I don't think I would want to spend four to eight hours with my high school girlfriend in the combine because I probably would have thrown her in front of it, you know now I you know now I could now I could see like Jody and I go on and jumping on a tractor together and riding around all day. That'd be fun. She probably want to kill me, but Yeah, go do go brush hog a field ready for hay. Mm -hmm
Speaker: You know what I found out? No, I usually was. I was usually good and fucked up at the end of the day after. So, not me. You couldn't you couldn't plow a field unless there was a case involved.
Speaker: My dad has one of the rarest tractors made by Alice Thomas ever. All summers for one year painted all their tractors green and dad's got one.
Speaker: Tony's like. Tony's from the concrete jungle in New York. He's like, what the hell are these? In New York, we had in Paulos. Alright, baby. I tried. I tagged him. I'm I'm trying to reach you. I'm trying to make it happen.
Speaker: Elon, this is for my farm. This is just so you know. This is for my future. I'm setting a timer too, you fucking prick. You're not getting any more than a minute. Yeah, exactly. This is called an egg timer. We got an egg timer. I've got an alarm on my watch. I've got an alarm on my phone. And go. Hold on. Let me do this 14 shots of tequila and we're ready to rock, brother.
Speaker: And no, no, do not look at me. This will not be, this will not be the worst thing I've done after 14 shots of tequila. Just so you know. I don't want to remember this. I just remember, I want to remember the money. Next day I'm buying a farm. I'm not saying shit. I'm just going to be on the podcast in my barn. And you guys will be like, where are you at in my barn?
Speaker: about a farm. So you met Elon, didn't you? No comment. You got his number? I'm kind of broke. No comment. I plead the fifth. I was spreading the picture. I like that picture.
Speaker: Which one, the one I said? Yes. You could've done a better job. What are you talking about? It's the same one I made before I just cropped it. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. No, it's not. It's the same one. It's a totally different picture of me. No, it's the same one. No, it's not. Look at it again. You suck. You suck, Jeff. I literally took it off the fucking bio link page. No, you didn't.
Speaker: It's totally different because because you were on the you were you were out front. Tony was in the middle and I was on the end. I have like six different copies of it. Yeah. And like I said, it's a totally different picture. Look at our YouTube profile picture and look at that one. Whatever. I'm right. I'm right. You're wrong. All I did was crop out some. Welcome. Welcome back to the reality. I'm right. You're wrong. Well, I found a I found a new. Who did you go about? I don't remember.
Speaker: Uh, I don't know. I cropped it now. Um, I found a new website. It's called remove anything you want from any picture. It's called a blur effect. Really bad. We're mine. It does a way better job. It's called remove
Speaker: Dude, it was literally it was literally an editing tool on my phone like in my photo gallery. I was just trying to change up the Yeah, I was just trying to yeah, it was tough. I was just trying to change it up for these No, I couldn't because if I cropped it it cropped out because I didn't I don't have the original picture
Speaker: So if I cropped it, like I, cause I did try to do that, but then it would have been like, it would have been like, uh, yeah, it would have been like, it would have been like on sensical cat. I took a picture that didn't have words on it and crop and then put the new words on, but I actually played with the shadows on the words this time. So it actually looks pretty. I mean, they're all uneven and a lot of wack.
Speaker: I mean, yeah. Wait, what's that? What? What? Oh yeah, fuck you. Oh, did your wife tell you? Oh, no, she didn't tell you that she's in Europe again. I'm back Jean -Pierre. Eat my penis. You know, you just wait. When I make a billion, I'm like, hey, Chris. What?
Speaker: Hey Chris, I got a billion. Okay. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to call your pimp and be like, Hey, you know, you should check it. Don't spill it. I'll be like, she's like, Chris, get on it.
Speaker: I'm going to say, Hey, you got a billion dollars. Send me a plane ticket. Let me come down and hang out. We ain't seeing each other in forever. And when I leave, you know, accidents happen in Mexico all the time to Americans. No, Jeff. And all of a sudden I have a billion dollars.
Speaker: I don't know what happened to him. He was perfectly fine when I left. He gave me this a billion dollars as a gift for my loyal friendship for all these years. I don't know how he ended up in 47 pieces spread across the desert. It was probably the cartel. They found out about his money. I would look into those guys if I was you. Kill a $77 .50 if they can.
Speaker: Yeah, this can. 100K? I've already done it. Because everybody knows somebody that knows something about it. Tony has random rap lyrics to it. I ain't mad at it.
Speaker: It usually works out pretty well. It goes with the conversation. We just watched Tony play on his phone and do whatever the hell Tony's doing. You'll think clearly he's not. He's not. I have a fried chicken. We got like eight. You don't want to see that. Trust me. Nobody can see it. Trust me.
Speaker: I hear European men are naturally hung. It's strong. It's so feature Christopher. I hear European men are usually hung larger than American men that live in Cancun, Mexico, Jeffrey. And then that Latino women love European men. I don't blame them for a minute. What's going on, Bernie? Good morning. Good evening. Good morning. Good afternoon. Good evening. You know what?
Speaker: i have that issue all the time of not knowing what to say in an email because different time zones so i literally just say just say hello i literally just put hi on all my emails you'll thank me for this one just say just say what up motherfuckers good morning motherfuckers good day good damn it yeah
Speaker: What up, bitch? Send me your shit. That covers all bases, morning, afternoon, and evening, right there. What up, bitch? Some secretary sends me to the sexual harassment school, because I call her bitch.
Speaker: Which one of these damn addresses is yours with your multiple account havin' ass? What are you talkin' about? I'm a Jew, motherfucker. On TikTok? Yeah. Nonsense or non -sense? He only uses non -sense. 2 .0. Glitch. Yeah, that one doesn't work. He doesn't remember the passwords for those.
Speaker: No, I got Glick Talk 2 .0. Glick is because I got banned on Glick Talk on my lives and I created that one. But I don't use that one. And if I do use that one, it's usually I just I just do it like a podcast thing. My Glick Talk is my primary page, but I don't do much on there. About the only page I really use is is nonsensical nonsense. Speaking of TikTok. You don't like that. Check that out. Well, just put on TikTok. I just tag me. Yes, I just called today.
Speaker: My bad bro calm down why you always got to be combative and shit Hold on Tony and I are having a fight. Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth, bitch Your daughter my daughter's video your daughter's video my daughter's video which daughter and which Why is my screen
Speaker: First and foremost, why are you and why is my daughters following you? They don't even follow me. She tags you. Check your friends. I think it got sent to me. What daughter? I think it was Alexa. What's up? Let me check. Is that Iggy Pop? That'd be a zillion.
Speaker: Oh, no, it's like crazy. I know I hearted it because it was really it was actually really sweet. Yeah, Alexa.
Speaker: I'm sending it to you because I'm sure you've seen it, but I'm sending it to you. Tell Jeff he sucks. It's, it's, it was actually really sweet. I was, I was actually quite impressed. My man, Bernie. Good morning motherfuckers. That's what I'm talking about. That's how you talk. That's how we, that's that we're influencers, Tony. Oh, damn. What am I?
Speaker: that's a random name i didn't expect to see one of my old not my boss but landscaping boss when i worked at OSU like 15 years ago just like the bunch of my like the bunch of my videos stalker uh i just sent them to you both of you the the video that i'll just make okay it's actually very cute very sweet uh she basically calls chris her hero
Speaker: Oh yeah, she posted her Snapchat for Father's Day. Yeah, it's very cute, very sweet. I saw that and I was like, aw. Yeah, see? I would hope so. But yeah, I saw that the other day and I was like, I saw it today and I was like, that's so cute. You'll love the picture when she sees it.
Speaker: I'm kind of afraid to. Think about that, Jeff. Oh, did you turn it on on that video? Oh, no. Scary black music. It's scaring the white people. It's scaring the whiteys.
Speaker: Tony, you know how many white people follow you? You're gonna scare them away. Speaking of whitey, Cameron and I were talking today and he's listening to replays of the podcast and he was like, I better be one of them goddamn groomsmen at your weddings since you were talking about Tony and Rocky and smoke and stuff like that.
Speaker: and I was like, yeah, I said, yeah, you'd be the only white guy out there. He's like, I guess I'm the token white guy. He has to he has to be the one to say damn. Yeah. Well, you know, no, you're not going to say no. He's like, calm down, everybody. I hope there's mayonnaise on the turkey sandwiches on white bread.
Speaker: I'm going to call the police. All you brothers better calm down. He's not a Karen. He's just a token white guy.
Speaker: Oh, you make fun of white people just as easily. That's what makes me great. That's the reason why you come back to the show, Tony. You make fun of everybody. I'm like Dave Chappelle. Yeah, equal opportunity picking on. Yes. This dude TF Toys Eddie on Instagram. Stab a motherfucker in the neck. Telling me. What?
Speaker: Don't make me call Clay. I'm on my way. I'll be there on Instagram. He is killing me, but big ups to this dude. Who is it? He's got every fucking transformer in a room. Do you want to turn your mic off or turn your camera off so you can touch yourself to it? No. That's Tony's porn, 80s cartoon toys. I've never seen a full fledged unicorn, and he's got that bad boy.
Speaker: You gotta be a transformer here to understand. No, I know. That's just, I just sounds like, uh, at the, at the pride parade. Here comes unicorn. Yes, bitches. I'll be there. I'll be there and I'll be there in age of nine hours, Cameron. Stay safe buddy.
Speaker: I'm on my way. Let's take off the landing, so add two hours of him to get there. Actually, we still have two more hours on the podcast. Give me 10 or 11 hours, I'll be there. Plus, you gotta book the flight. Yeah, I'll just drive down. Just stab a motherfucker in the neck. That'll change your tone real quick. Grab a pen off your desk and talk calmly to him and get real close, and then you just go... And then you're... Problem solved.
Speaker: Top flight security of America, Cameron. Cameron. Top flight security. That's Cameron. He's top flight security. You will respect my Thor top. Right, Tom. We got shit to do. What? Tony, break time. We got shit to do. What shit do we got to do? I was going to say.
Speaker: You gotta play your Blacktop Mojo music, right? It is break time, actually. I didn't have Blacktop Mojo. Oh, hook. I tried to keep spinning the track as much as you saw me going off the rails. I tried to ouch pen to the jug and it looked easy. Hey, I haven't said anything about going off the rails. Going off the rail shows have been good. I agree. Yeah. Oh.
Speaker: Tony and I went an hour and a half over Monday. I saw that. I didn't see the thumbnail. Glick went an hour and a half over on Monday. You were just, no, no, no. Don't even put that evil on me. Glick went two hours over Saturday. Don't even put that on me. Glick did go two hours over Saturday. That was my fault. That was 100 % my fault. No, but you know what? It's good when we do stuff like that because it's off the cuff. It's real. That was 100 % my fault.
Speaker: Monday night was not just my fault, Tony was just as much to blame as I was. Tony was DMX, he was, he was, get at him dog. That dude is like two inches taller than me. I know. That was the warm up. I'm ready for it. We want it all. Hey everybody, Jody was even in there like, well, let's go.
Speaker: But we are going to take a real quick break. I got a fried chicken like a motherfucker. Unfortunately, I can't turn my camera off and just well, I mean, I could, but that's not cool. I can just open my window. Yeah, I can just open my window and take a piss right out the window. I can't don't mind me. We're going to take a real quick break. I don't even have to take my headphones out. Got a little black top module.
Speaker: I can literally not even get out of my chair. When I used to wear my earbuds, I could just warm up. No, because literally there's a toilet right behind me.
Speaker: You can see it right there, Tony. We're going to break. We got a little black top bojo for you. If you guys don't know who black top bojo is, check them out on them. You nasty bastard. What? I don't see no tiny bowl container on it or nothing. You only see the top, dude. I know. You just put that little thing hanging into the air fresheners. I know you stink. My shit don't stink. All that hair on your face. You're holding all that smell on your face. All that shit in your ass.
Speaker: We're going to break. We're going to break. Tony. I gotta make you go to break. See how it works. For you, Tony. Look, look, look, we we we didn't we didn't have we didn't have uh
Speaker: Monday night, we didn't have a spot to slide that in. And towards the end of the show, we started getting requests for it. They was like, where's the debt? So we had to. But we are going to take a real quick break, but it got some blacktop mojo for your ear holes. If you guys don't know who they are, check them out on all social media, wherever you stream music at, at blacktop mojo, go show them some love. And, uh, God, Jeff, you fucking suck. What did you have like next to no jobs on here?
Speaker: Oh, I didn't click it. Oh my God. You missed, you missed the email earlier. There we go. But go check them out. Show them some love. Let them know we sent you, but we'll be back here in about five or so minutes or blacktop mojo won't last long.
Speaker: So,
Speaker: There's a little whiskey left in the bottle You know it's good for you now But it won't be easy tomorrow And what kind of man would I be if I didn't hold you?
Speaker: Just no girl when I leave Baby, I told you Why can't it just stay the same And after this it's all gonna change
Speaker: The best
Speaker: Silence as we stare at each other I know we both had too much But I could do with another And darling I'll stay as long as you let me
Speaker: You know I gotta go So just try to forget me Why can't it just stay the same And after this, this love's gonna change
Speaker: There's nothing about this feeling, is it?
Speaker: Can it just be the same? And after this, it's all gonna change Hurry now, darling The morning's closing in best The best thing about this feeling is the wild night You won't last
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about right there.
Speaker: I love that **** that song. He put some work on that. I love that goddamn song. He was some work on that song. I heard it. A real bluesy rock and roll song, man and that that's one of those songs that absolutely showcases the **** out of Matt's vocals and uh that **** guitar player, man. I know Kat gets a lot of love. I don't know who was playing the guitar in that video. Honestly, I was over here. I was over here singing my ****
Speaker: deal with it. I love that song. It's one of my favorite songs. I just like the sound to it and everything like that. But that was Blacktop Mojo. As I said, go check them out on all social media and wherever you stream music at at Blacktop Mojo. Go show them some love. Let them know we sent you.
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Speaker: I'm just playing jeff i'm fucking But also we also got a merch store tea spring .com slash nonsensical nonsense podcast as well. See I yell at jeff and now he's back. I smell toast What is wrong words are hard Shit I meant to look at tony's video while we were on break. I just got so wrapped up in that goddamn song Jesus Christ
Speaker: Yes, my child. All the work I do. Oh, here we go. Give me the strength. Odin, give me the strength. I need more beer to deal with these assholes. Odin, please provide me with all the beer that I can drink. Dealing with Jeff and Tony is hard.
Speaker: what? You get hard when you're dealing with Jeff and that's what I heard. If I do, who are you to judge me? It's free love. Love is love. Hashtag pride month. Call HR Tony. Email HR at nonsensical nonsense podcast.
Speaker: We'll get right out of your sexual harassment thing. You can also call HR at 1 -800 -nobody -gives -the -fuck -about -your -feelings. And if you want to go to the website, it's fuckyourfeelings .com. That's right. Now, you got to take this sexual harassment. You're going to like it. That's right.
Speaker: If you don't like it, it makes it even that much better. And if you don't like it, it makes it that much better. Sweet like a big boy. If I likes it, I takes it.
Speaker: I don't know which is what the sexual harassment from Jeff and I are the Is homosexual sexual harassment worse or is bestiality sexual harassment worse? I
Speaker: both. You're asking for it. Um, watch what I can do.
Speaker: I know you're rude and you won't say hi to us, but I'll say hi to you guys. This goes across to this. Not just you, Tony. I have stockers as well that I would like to say hi to take him in and say hello to
Speaker: I have stalkers, but they're just all me. Nobody knows you, who's stalking you? Exactly. As I said, no one knows me, it's just all me. Jeff stalks himself. He sends himself inappropriate emails. I can see you. Like, dude, you're looking at him. He calls himself. He calls himself. He calls himself. He's got one phone on each ear. What are you doing?
Speaker: What's your favorite scary movie, Jeff? I don't know. This was pretty close. Jeff, could you screw like a pig? Sometimes I can.
Speaker: Yeah, Wednesdays are such long days. Wednesdays are good days. Oh, no, I'm not saying it's not a good day. I'm just saying it's a long day. My day starts at 8 a .m. And unlike some people, I don't drive anywhere. I go straight to work. So what a fucking tire. I'm already at work for, like, an hour at 8 a .m. Yes, but you can not, like, three, don't you? Yeah.
Speaker: but I'm also not a jackass who's on salary and works 16 hours a day. I'm hourly. I want my bonuses add up. I'm also not a jackass who works for free.
Speaker: You really are a Mexican. You really are a Mexican at this point. I finally got paid. You really are. No wonder. No wonder. No wonder. No wonder everybody's leaving your country and trying to come to America. No Money Gram is being a pain in the ass and I finally got it fixed. Again, we go back to the uh Jeff did it backwards. Everybody else is fleeing Mexico and Jeff's like, dude, this is a nice place. Aren't they going to stay here?
Speaker: Yeah, but my dollar goes way farther than yours. My dollar goes way farther than yours because I don't spend my dollar like you spend your dollar. No, this is true. I'm not in that mindset where I'm just frivolously spending money for no fucking reason other than I literally haven't spent money. Because you haven't gotten a paycheck in a month and a half.
Speaker: I've got no paychecks. I just don't have access to some paychecks because **** money. No, your mom and your dad are loving your paychecks and they're like, Jeff, we don't know what's going on. Money gram is **** up. We have no idea. Hence, we just bought a house in Florida and we have a house in Ohio. You know, look at this new pool we got in our house in Florida. Mom, you live on the beach. Yeah. Well, you know, some days we don't want to go to the beach. What the ****
Speaker: Thank god. Thank god my lady has her own money. That's all hers. Because she's got money saved up from when she was working. But also, the difference between me and you two is my house is paid off. My cars are paid off. I have zero debt. I have zero debt.
Speaker: Yeah, but you don't know anything. My dad's accumulated over the past few months. I own you, you little bitch. Keep it up. What you gonna do? Come to my house. Well, maybe I will. And it'll be my house. I'm in my house doing my podcast. My dogs will eat you alive. They're not worried about you. So not. You probably ain't gonna eat nothing except each other. Damn.
Speaker: I'm in my house, in my Cancun doing my podcast. I do everything. And I'm my microphone. Where's Jeff? I have no idea. He fell down the stairs. I don't know what happened. He fell on the concrete steps. I'm actually looking at my new toy right now. I'm still waiting. I need to buy the Demigorgon flush.
Speaker: I know you want to. You probably already have it, don't you? I have three. Nice. They come in different colors. I don't know. That is a frightening adventure to take on. Like, even though it's technically a sex advancement tool, like, oh, I'm stuck my dick in something that looked like that once before. There's my new toy right there. How's that? Jeep Liberty? Commander.
Speaker: It's the big one. It's six. No, that used to be the big one. That used to be the big one. Well, no, that Wagoneer, that Wagoneer, fuck. Yeah, but did you see the price of that grand Wagoneer? It's $150 ,000. Yeah, where were you at, Jeff? We already had this conversation. Fuck that. Oh, yeah, you weren't here. Grand motherfucker. Gee. No, this is a 5 .9, 5 .9 -liter V8, three rows of seating, all the bells it was.
Speaker: I'm trying to find another black. That's Tony would say. I like that. James are racist. I didn't figure. Indigenous people.
Speaker: racist against indigenous people. There's a G line. I mean, that's a reach. Even for you. That's a reach. It's an actual thing that really happened. Are they seriously so? No, you know who had a problem with it? Not the Cherokee people. You know who had a problem with it?
Speaker: I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people. I don't like white people.
Speaker: see look we make fun of him and we make racist jokes we're bad guys we join his we join his cause and we get on board with him we're bad guys we're bad guys we can't win for losing here let's go hang out with the trans people maybe they'll accept us jeff they will i'm already trans dinosaur so jeff's trans raccoon yeah i mean
Speaker: Maybe one day I'll fit in. Don't fit in here. It's way too big. Speaking of raccoons, did you know there's a raccoon dog? It's a canine, but it's called the raccoon dog.
Speaker: Don't tell me somebody cross -breeded a raccoon. I have no idea. I saw a video on it, and it was just a little quickie video on where this guy was like, so this is my new raccoon dog. And it's actually a breed of dog. They look like really, really, really big raccoons. You make my head hurt, Jeff. And I was like, you know what? I've made that just for you, Tony. Happy birthday. Happy Kwanzaa.
Speaker: I don't know. Happy Juneteenth.
Speaker: What did you say about Wakanda? I didn't. What did you say? November 11th. I will be at the movie theaters. Tony, are you going to be one of the people that addresses a character from coming to America and go see Black Panther like all the other ones?
Speaker: no it was like wrong wrong movie wrong movie wrong movie guys speaking of trailers uh tony did you see hocus pocus 2 trailer jeff that's a white movie he didn't watch it
Speaker: Don't worry, Tony. I didn't watch it either. No, it's actually it looks really good. I'm I'm hoping. Yeah, they're making a lot of enough questions. Yeah, they're all live. Yeah. Yeah. Or Steve McGee. Yeah. And so so how did they how did they get all three of them in the same scene? Bette Midler, the other chicken, Sarah Jessica Parker. I'm not dealing with this. I already know. No, but I saw the trailer the other day. What happened to her?
Speaker: Who? Sarah Jessica Parker. She got way too much money. No, no, because back in the day, back in the day, she was, she was a pretty attractive woman. Well, you got to remember she is like what? But her, but then she got, I don't care how old she is, but don't your teeth stop growing at a certain age? Hers never stopped.
Speaker: You wanna see something that you can't - She makes Mr. Ed look like he has chicklets in his mouth. You wanna see something you can't unsee? Look at Reese Witherspoon's chin. That one with chin jet out. My wife pointed out to me, now every time I see the chick, and I love Reese Witherspoon, I think she's gorgeous. But you see that chick's chin, it comes out like this. I don't think her chin comes out like that much. She's got a different - Prominent. And I think Reese Witherspoon's gorgeous.
Speaker: my wife pointed out to me and I was like, I don't know. Why can't I never picture? Was Reese, was Reese Witherspoon in Spider -Man, the Tobey Maguire Spider -Man? No, no.
Speaker: uh that's that's uh what's no interview with vampire uh uh reese witherspoon was in that's kirsten dunce i always confuse kirsten dunce and and reese witherspoon i can understand that christen christen or reese witherspoon was in god damn what the fuck was she legally blond oh yeah okay look look at chin that's not that bad she's got normal sized teeth jeff you're an ass i'm just saying she has normal sized teeth
Speaker: Sir Jessica Parker makes Mr. Head look like he has chicklets in his mouth. Oh my god. Sir Jessica Parker. Oh my god. Her teeth make Callista Flockhart look fat. Ooh. That's a chick that can hide behind a fucking beanstalk. Let me tell you. She looks like a skeleton dipped in wax.
Speaker: This is the part of the show where three men judge women based on their looks. Her teeth aren't that big, dude. That's where she at. All I see is teeth in that picture. Oh, my God. You should show me a picture of a mouth. She is skinny. SJP? Yeah. Yeah, she's super skinny.
Speaker: But she's also she's also only like my height. I think she might be taller than you. No, because that whore on Sex and the City was pretty tall, I thought. Who? I don't know the the slutty one. Yeah. And so was the other one. She was in fucking big trouble, little China. What's her name? Oh.
Speaker: I didn't watch the show unlike some people on this podcast. I just, my ex is like formed with a plot, dude. No, it is not. Pretty decent. I enjoy it. It's like bestiality with a plot. You watch Mr. Big have sex with a horse. Whoa, I have not seen this trailer. Holy shit. What are you talking about? You're supposed to hit me. You got to be getting the fuck out of here. That's dope. Mobile kind of forever.
Speaker: focused focused. Did they really do this ****? What? I haven't seen them. I haven't seen them. We got a forever trailer. You want to see it? That's you two hitting the jake break and slowly killing the show.
Speaker: Killing the show this is content. This is the part of the show where we this is the part of the show where we look at pictures This is the part of the show where two of my two co -hosts they look at trailers and pictures on the internet I Did find out something interesting about maverick It is slowly creeping up on a billion dollars. Yeah, we saw that
Speaker: Okay, that's not what I thought it was. I have a new top 10, by the way. Go. Excellent. Let's do that. Tony, you're going to love this.
Speaker: It's my top 10 because it's my show and I do everything and I have a microphone. So here's my fucking top 10, you stupid pranks. You know, that's just like your opinion, man. Because it's my show. I think I found a decent trailer here. Let's go ahead. We don't have to abandon our top 10.
Speaker: No, I don't. Jesus, you got one fucking job, dude. Create a banner.
Speaker: my, my, my bad. I'm so sorry. You know, I can't believe I forgot to create a banner for the top 10 that you, that you could have just went on. I can't click stop 10. Uh, my bad. I'm sorry. I'll, I'll, I'll make one as soon as
Speaker: You know, when, when, when I can find the time and all my time of not doing anything for this show right now, it takes you what? 30 seconds to create a banner. Yeah. Cause it's your show and you have to do everything. You can't even make a fucking banner. I can't do it. You gave me the sentence. I do it. Cause I don't have the, yeah. So here's your banner.
Speaker: No, because I do not have the ability to create a banner. I can bring up. Hey, Jeff. Yeah. It's your fucking shine box. Fuck you. I'm telling you, watch the movie with honors with Joe Pesci. Good stuff, Ted. Look, I do everything on this goddamn show. I don't see that banner either. I don't get no respect, I tell you.
Speaker: You know what, Tony, that was actually perfect because I'm going to do, after I finish this one, I am going to do a top 10 Rodney Dangerfield one -liners. Okay, that's going to be interesting because I want to know that. You know who else is really good about one -liners is Don Rick.
Speaker: Well, Don Rodney Dangerfield was all like just him on himself. Yeah, he shit on himself. We're Don Rickles of shit. He was an equal opportunity. I'll say it on you. He was a roast master. Yeah, he was awesome. I mean, I really need to see him do a comedy central roast because Jesus Christ. But as for tonight, for tonight's top ten,
Speaker: on my show because I do everything. It's another, it's another super sized adventure. I was trying to put the top 10 off until Tim got in chatters box. Tim got here. Cause I know how much he enjoys him, but snooze you lose Tim. Yeah. Snooze you lose Tim. Fuck you, Tim. Tim, you suck. We start at six. Well, he also starts his show at six too.
Speaker: I can't believe he'd do his show on Wednesdays knowing damn well we do our show on Wednesdays. The disrespect I tell you. The disrespect I tell you. Well I have the 50 absolute dumbest things people have actually said on Twitter. Jeff is 49 through 50 through 2. Incorrect because I have only said one tweet ever.
Speaker: That's a goddamn lie because you're in an ongoing fight with George Takei. That doesn't count. You're still tweeting back and forth to him. I am. I've seen it. I'm like, God, Jeff is a fucking idiot. Look at my friend Takei. He fucking answers me. So technically, I'm more famous than you. I know George Takei. George Takei is more famous than, yeah, he is more famous. The guy hasn't been famous for 45 fucking years. George Takei will always be famous because he's still at the William Shatner.
Speaker: That's more famous than his character on Star Trek. Ouch! Shatner's awesome. Shatner's a twat. Shatner would whoop your ass. Shatner's 98 years old. He has not beaten anybody. I still think in his prime, he would whoop your ass. Shatner could barely wipe his own ass, let alone whip anybody's ass. I'm saying, Shatner in his prime would whoop your ass.
Speaker: I'm confusing. And I sit there and laugh while you get your ass kicked. I would confuse him. I would confuse him and go, William Shatner. I am William Shatner as well. And he'd be like, wait, I'm worse. That was the worst impression ever. I know it was. It wasn't meant to be a good one, Jesus Christ. I'm confusing. Holy shit, that was terrible.
Speaker: Yeah, I know I wasn't doing I wasn't trying to do a good one. I was yeah, I don't do good impersonation like damage him. I'm a doctor not a pool man and just like am I back on the set of Star Trek? And then he's looking around confused. I punch his old ass in the throat. Like take that Captain Picard.
Speaker: take that back to your next generation deep space nine you son of a bitch you got all the Trekkies after you be careful you know they're all computer fucking nerds now where's data at now bitch data's not here to put his Vulcan vice grip on me is he you bitch
Speaker: Calm down nerds. Calm down Star Wars. I know he was on the OG. I know he was on the original Star Trek and I know Spock was his gay butt lover. You know, calm down. You know they had a lot of inner space gay sex together. Yeah, they did. Yeah, you gotta imagine the people on Star Trek ship were kind of really woke. Yeah.
Speaker: you know, Captain, uh William Shatner was like, hey, Vulcan's got this. He says, he's got this log. Here's the captain's log. Captain's log. Vulcan grip this, you bitch. No, that's not it. Captain's log. Who's your daddy? That's right, Spock. Anyways, I have the top 50 dumbest thing. That's a long for you. Anyways, I have the top 50 dumbest
Speaker: I got your captain log right here. Nobody is safe for my bullshit. Fuck you Star Wars. Fuck you Star Trek and Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. You guys are next. Keep fucking around. But the 50 dumbest things ever said on Twitter. Number 50.
Speaker: At the end of the day, we are all human beings spelled B -E -A -N -S. The first comment below it, and together we will all rice. Number 49. On the solar system, I just spent five minutes trying to figure out which planet in our solar system starts with the letter E.
Speaker: only to remember it was Earth. I was thinking too. I'm not going to lie. Somebody was high as fuck. I'm going to give whoever put this, whoever tweeted this, I'm going to give them a pass and I'm going to say they were high. Right. I would assume. You're going to give them pass because you was thinking it too, Tony.
Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say, Tony, that was all on you. I knew right away. I was like, um... That was me. I was going to give him a pass. Those idiots on TikTok. Name a girl's name that starts with J and ends with Y. There isn't one. Motherfucker. Yeah. Uh, number 48 on cars. So my car got towed today. T -O -E -D. T -O -A -D.
Speaker: to which red toad mushroom from Super Mario Brothers responded. Not true. I'm right here. I guess he told you. Hey, you got toed. You got toed. Number forty -seven. I'm officially coma toast. Jesus. The stress of my job has killed me.
Speaker: You're an idiot. You're about to lose your job because you can't spell. I hope your job is not spell checker. Or a proofreader. Or if you're a comedian and you have your best friend who can't read or write, proofread your book. I did not proofread the words. I proofread the content. No, it's by the simple fact that Rob Durham was like, yeah, Jeff proofread my first book.
Speaker: I don't know. Is this a bit like, is this a comedy bitter? Is this real? Does this really happen? Is this the real world? Wait a minute. Rob, I don't know how long you've known Jeff, but I've known Jeff for 25 years. And the last thing I'm going to do is give him a job to read anything. No, he, his book, it's, it's called, um, don't do shots with strangers. I did per free the context of
Speaker: Coming in at number 46. Honestly, the loss of computer literacy, thanks to the overly user -friendly devices makes me so sad. I'm buying my kid a computer as soon as he is out of the home.
Speaker: Not womb, the whom, so whom. Read the next one. The comment. They're stupid. That's what they say because of the way they say it. Alright. Number 45. Wait, there's a city called Rome. That doesn't exist in Georgia, USA.
Speaker: I was watching Fox News and they mentioned Rome and Italy. I'm confused. Is there a Rome in Italy? That's, that's next. Wow. You know, it never fails to amaze me how stupid some people can be. Some people don't pay attention. I literally watched the check on TikTok the other day. They asked her who was the first president. She said Donald Trump.
Speaker: Next. And he said, no, the first, not the current. And she said, oh, Bill Clinton? And I was like, oh my God. We're all doomed. Mind you, mind you, this generation is going to be the generation taking care of us when we're in nursing homes. And it's all about us. I'm going to die young and leave a beautiful corpse. Now we're worried about us. Man, no kidding.
Speaker: That's true back in the day they worried about us
Speaker: Next number 44 just found out that Twitter automatically censors your credit card number. Hello down in the comments for real. What's this credit card number in the comments? It didn't work. It didn't work, bro.
Speaker: Same guy who put his credit card number. Yeah, right. Thanks for the new TV. On the back, it says there's a security code though. So, flip over and do that. Yeah. Oh, wow. Thanks for the... My girlfriend told me I'm not allowed to wear shorts with my cowboy boots with my shorts. So, thanks for the new Nikes, jackass. I don't get it.
Speaker: You got congrats on your new Nike's I guess. Wait till you get your bill. My Amazon wish list is no longer available. I'll see you. I see how it is. I say hi to you. I make faces at you. Don't even say nothing. I see what's up. I see what's up. I see what's up, Jason. It's on now. It's on now. Number 43. There's something really yellow, Bill. He can't hang with you.
Speaker: I got a black belt. I got it in his face. Say what? I got it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That is a mad joke. You say that for later. You just farted in your face. How's the taste, Tony? Mm. Scratching. Chicken wings. You better not. You better not. I'm a black belt. I got a black belt from Walmart. I got Mike from Jason. That doesn't mean anything. I'm a yellow belt.
Speaker: Your belt's yellow and my belt's black. I also got a brown belt. I know drunken master. Do you know how to do drunken master? Hey, don't be pulling drunken master on my side. I'm no drunken master. I'm no drunken master. Number 43, if you will, gentlemen.
Speaker: Praying man, this is sick. Crouching Tigers nasty to That shit that scorpion and and and sub -zero practice, you know in Mortal Kombat. Oh, yeah, man Let me fuck around a little more Let me fuck around and learn martial arts. I didn't I did I did Kickboxing
Speaker: and, and regular boxing for a couple of years, but let me fuck around and learn an actual martial arts, but number 43, I don't know what I'm a, I'm a, I am a, I'm a do for a workout tomorrow. That son gave me a mind rain today. A mind.
Speaker: Not a migraine, but a mind grain. Today. Why is your migraine or your mind grain today affecting tomorrow? Tomorrow. You turn the TV off, Jason. Jason. Turn the TV off, start looking at the phone. Number 43. Number 43. I'm going to show you guys a picture for this. All right.
Speaker: Oh, little chicken, little chicken parm. Right. It's simply that late night chicken permission for me. 100. My man just got permission before he violated that chicken. He got, he got consent from the chicken. Chicken fucker.
Speaker: number number 41 you can't spell cat without a the comment without a what person commented back the person the person the person commented back without a say say person commented again without a what
Speaker: It's been three years since I've said the same thing back and forth. Like, I can imagine me putting something up there and then just having fun with this asshole like, this is what we're gonna, okay, this is the world we're living in right now. This is what I'm doing today. Calling sick to work, I'm busy. All day, all day. Look at this Twitter conversation I'm having, you want to get in on this?
Speaker: How do you keep a more round busy? How do you keep an idiot busy? Flip the server. How do you keep an idiot busy? Flip the server. Yeah.
Speaker: That's that's what I said. That's what I call you guys and I call Jody and I call everybody. I'm like, I'm calling. I'm calling. Yeah, I'm calling smoke. I'm calling Tony. See, I'm calling everybody here. Get on Twitter. Get on Twitter. Let's go. We're just going to do this. This is what we're doing today. This is what we're doing for the next six months. One year later.
Speaker: It's like that's like we have a we have a an ongoing Facebook thread. I don't know how long ago it started. It's been years ago and it was a simple
Speaker: When I worked at Aaron's, we always had fun at Aaron's when I worked. It was the first job I had down in South Carolina. And I just put a random ass Facebook post. We go have a karate fight up in this bitch. 10 years later, the comment thread is still going. And it's just random ass bullshit in the comment.
Speaker: How it never gone viral? I don't know because like I tagged two people with it and we probably got 20 people that are commenting if not more in the comment thread and every year it rolls around and it pops up on somebody's memory at different times. And they'll still comment. Yeah, they comment. And it starts all over again. But we got 10 more minutes for break. Let's keep going. Number 40.
Speaker: Uh, I have two sides. The nicest girl you'll ever meet. And twisted cycle path.
Speaker: cycle cycle path. No, that is a actually kind of scared. You know, I don't scare easily, but I don't know what's going on here. Are we going on a bike ride or like, you know, like you're really nice and everything's cool and kosher. Oh, and then all of a sudden we're on a bike ride that nobody knew was going to happen. It just happened like magically. We're training them.
Speaker: Is it a tandem or is it a uni? You were like magically transported onto a bicycle path, like what's going on? How'd we get here? You knew what you mean. I was just in the middle of doing a podcast and now I'm on this bike path with you. You psychopath bitch! I can't believe you! I'd break up with you but I'm terrified of this psychopath side. Here's the thing, when posting anything, when posting anything anywhere,
Speaker: that it's gonna seem by the public and not just like one or two people I triple quadruple check my spelling because I know I'm a terrible speller gentlemen but even I don't spell something that bad I only have one thing to say wait wait wait wait is it spelled with a P yes it's cycle path as in like a bicycle path I only have one thing to say to the cycle path
Speaker: No, I mean, does it start with a P? The psycho starts with a P. No, it's it's it's cycle with the C like bicycle. Oh my god. I mean, I may not be the greatest spell in the world but I know psycho starts with P. Alpha disco beta. Number 39. Okay, that's the way that person's phone.
Speaker: Right. Internet, I am done with you today. I will check in with you tomorrow, but I don't know. I don't know. TikTok videos. I do edit like, yep, that's enough internet for me. Internet, I will check in with you tomorrow. I don't know how things are going to go.
Speaker: uh dear internet we need a break it's not you it's me we can still be friends but it's a little bit you we can still be friends you know i'll call you from time to time to see how things are going but uh
Speaker: We need a break, you know, stop her minute. It's temporary. We just need a break. Number 39. I swear someone needs to invent socks for our hands. My hands are always cold.
Speaker: The comments, the comments, the number, the first comment. We have something called gloves. Same person who made this tweet commented back. No stupid, like socks for our hands. Yeah, mittens. Yes, somebody. Thinking is hard. Thinking is hard. I mean, you want to talk about something that needs to go outside.
Speaker: I'm just saying. You guys make fun of in my house all the time but I mean, get the **** out your house. Google it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Coach told us during football games that our hands were cold and it was, you know, put them down the front of your pants. Put them down the front of your pants because you're a football. I gotta share football with you if you put your hands on your pants and you because your balls is the warmest part of your body at all times.
Speaker: He said, stop being pussies. You'll stick your hands down your pants. It was like, oh, we didn't argue with him because he was a big ass former Marine. We just see a whole bunch of dudes on the sideline. It's illegal. Big ass country, corn fed dudes that were like, OK. Whatever you say, both. We want to play football so bad. No, trust me, we didn't fuck with that man.
Speaker: I've seen him pick up a 400 pound lineman by his shoulder pads with ease. Like that. Yeah, hands go in the pants. Put your hands in your pants. You're dirty. You're dirty. Hands go in the pants. What's your next one? Number 38. I hate grapes. They discuss me.
Speaker: Comment below first comment below it what they be saying
Speaker: I'm sorry. I'll crush them in the wild. They're disgusting. Why are you discussing me over there? If you want to discuss me, at least discuss me with you in person. Talk to my face. I love the comments though. What'd they be saying? I'm kind of curious too. I want to know what the greats are saying too. Did they hear it? Did you hear it from the grapevine? Yeah. That was a little easy. I expect that on the Kevin Hawley Show. That was a little bit of a low hanging fruit.
Speaker: Oh, see, see, see, see, I expect that on the Kevin Ollie show. I don't expect that on nonsensical nonsense. Take it. Take your talents to take your talents to TKHS. We can't say much. We're barely a step ahead.
Speaker: I think my girlfriend stopped listening at this point. She's asleep with her phone on. God, these assholes are still on. Oh, Jesus. Why do I date that big Sasquatch? Look at him, motherfucker. Because he fixed up the house. Fair enough. Can I get somebody blow the grass?
Speaker: Oh my God. I'll be in town this weekend. Y 'all work check. Yeah. You know what? I'll do that. I actually, I do got a picture couch this weekend and I will cut the grass again this weekend. Fucking get real. I do it. I like it. Number 37. This hashtag pride month. The only pride I need is my pride of the Bible and the red, white, and blue stripes.
Speaker: Okay. Who was that idiot? She's hit the light, please. Somebody commented. That's the flag of Liberia. Wow. Because they posted a picture. They posted instead of the American flag, the Liberian flag. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Number 36. Let's get to number 35 and call it quits.
Speaker: Um, um, yeah, we can do that. Whatever it is. Anyone get a chance to catch that meteor meteor meteor, uh, spelled M E A T I E R shower last night. I order, I like to order the meteor pizza from Donato's cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
Speaker: Good movie. That was a good movie though. Good movie. That was a damn good movie. Claudia, with a chance of meatballs, you would get a meatier shower. But nobody's going to turn into meaty or man during the meatier shower. You leave that movie alone. I like that movie. I love that movie. It's corny as fuck, but I like that movie. The best part of that movie, the movie, she says, can you skip the secret? And he goes, no.
Speaker: I don't understand the mobile app Bank of America. Can you keep me in or can you keep me logged in? Username put their username password put their password in
Speaker: bank of America responds. Hey, uh, thanks for reaching out. Use the link to connect with us so we can help you. You should delete that post. It contains private information. Teresa out of Hollywood. I would have followed this bitch literally put her username and password in a tweet and bank of America. No good. No fucks to give. They were just like,
Speaker: Alright, we got this. They call her back. Teresa, you have $3 in your account. I am not really worried about you logging in. Yeah. Oh, that's good. That's you. Oh, you are negative $373 and 21 cents. Teresa. Teresa, you're a **** dummy. Exactly. Number 34. Do you know how sexy it is when he teases you in bed with a bird leaf?
Speaker: Comment below. Do you mean a feather? Jeff lost the sound. Yeah. Jeff, you mean you just fucking tell me. I saw that. Somebody brought that one up on TikTok. And I lost it. Actually, actually, actually, the comment below it was, bitch, you mean a feather? Exactly. I actually, I actually did see that on TikTok and I lost it. I lost it.
Speaker: I really got a proofread this **** thing. I just drank some inspired milk. Could have had the
Speaker: I hope that inspired milk gives some inspiration. Exactly. Be focused. Man, there goes the shit moving around inside of you to explain. I'm so inspired right now. Spontaneous generation of the intestines. Scrubbing bubbles. Number number number 32.
Speaker: When I was a kid, my sister told me that the paper strip that is the chocolate, the paper strip that is in the chocolate kisses were edible. And I ate them with chocolate for like a year. Okay, fair enough. No, it's not. Somebody commented, they are? Unbelievable. Somebody else commented, wait, for real?
Speaker: It just goes to show you people will believe anything they read on the internet to which said sister commented Why would you believe this again? Number 31 why do women never have to take a DNA test to see if the child is there and
Speaker: Comment below I have no hope I have no hope for the human race anymore anymore anymore
Speaker: Sit down young, young Padawan and let me explain how the birds and the bees and the reproduction system were. Exactly. And finally for tonight, number 30. Jesus. I just, I just made some synonym rolls. Go, go, go to break, go to break. They sound like each other.
Speaker: intelligence is hard. Comment. Comment down below just like grammar used to make. Nice. Nice. Nice. I'm going to eat them now. It would have been past the verbs of spices. What's up Scott? How you doing? Oh my God.
Speaker: Just to say shit different day. We're just better. That was a compliment.
Speaker: Yeah, past the verbs and spices. Seven verbs and spices. And with that, we leave you guys with a break. We'll continue this shenanigans next Wednesday when we bring the top 10 back.
Speaker: Jeff, you're an idiot. No, here's the thing. I use my Grammarly every day. So now every time I see Grammarly, I'm going to say Grammarly. It's like Grammarly's going to hate me. It's just like Grammarly's going to hate me. Hell no.
Speaker: We are. We are up against it. We're going to take a real quick break. A little black top for you guys. Check them out wherever you stream music. We're talking about my laugh. No, boy. He got the laugh right there. I know, right? I know. We got Seth Rogen and we got we got Seth Rogen, Axel Foley and then your black granny.
Speaker: You know, we we've been around them before. You know, they got big crazy laughs. Come on now. Who's that? Absolutely. Uh black grannies. That's what we're that's what we're covering your life. You ought to see. You ought to hear. You ought to hear. Oh, wait. They're living in a country where they'll laugh. That's some **** right there. They get the mouth all open.
Speaker: That's how they laugh. Dude, have you seen that old man? Have you seen that clip of that old man laughing? And he goes, we haven't seen as many clips as you have. No, we have not. No, my God. When I see this instead of watching clips, share the podcast. Wow. No, seriously. When you see this clip, you will laugh your ass off. This guy goes, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
Speaker: after a night of drinking. And they're like, when you go out and you drink all night, you come home and you get ice cream. And the one dude starts laughing and he's like, he's like, that's like a, like a velociraptor thing. And they're both so goddamn poor. I hear it. That's a tragedy.
Speaker: No, we're going to break. We're going to break. Absolute tragedy. Oh my God. Fucking white people, Tony. Fucking Jeff. I just said it to both of you. Why did you send it to him? Why did you send it to him? You got to hear the whole thing because he goes, y 'all, y 'all, y 'all, y 'all, and he loses it more and more the more he laughs.
Speaker: I'm trying to go to break. You don't type fast enough. It ain't that hard to pull up a link that you saw that you knew you were going to play tonight. Watch out. This is right there. That's all I got to do. I guess you got to shut Jeff up so I can go to break. We're going to take a real quick break. We got Blackdown Mongeau for you. Jesus. Jeez. I'll be right here. If you guys have... You know all you want. I have the manners. Yeah. I know.
Speaker: Uh, if you guys don't know who Blacktop Mujo is, go ahead and check them out where you stream music and on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. We're going to go with, uh, for the cover song tonight. It's not really a cover, but it's a show favorite. Tony really likes this song. I'll listen to it. Go for it.
Speaker: what do you mean? I'll listen to it. What are you doing? Stop masturbating. We're on the podcast. I got both hands right here. See? That's that's what happens when you're gifted. Remember that? Man, I am jealous. That's like it anyways. Black Top Mojo.
Speaker: Ain't no sunshine, it's a cloudy day And when it's coming outside, nobody's there for me I guess, see what can make me feel this way
Speaker: Don't call me honey. That stings like a meme. There's music now. No words in the scene.
Speaker: you say watch and make me feel this way talking about
Speaker: She took all my money And gave it back my name And she left me all alone And scared me to die
Speaker: Manga! Manga! Manga!
Speaker: what could make me feel this way my girl my girl
Speaker: Wake your bitch ass up, Tony. Shut up, fool. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to make you shut up. I'm going to
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Speaker: right here on YouTube and Twitch. And if you don't want to listen to us live, don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. It's okay. It'll be all right. You know, forget about it. Forget about it. You gotta get your fucking shine box and listen to us on demand on Spotify.
Speaker: and everywhere you listen to podcasts. It's a great thing to listen to while working. It's a great thing to listen to while masturbating. What do you do on Wednesday night? I listen to a nonsensical nonsense podcast and I jerk off. I jerk off, you know, once an hour for three hours.
Speaker: I'll take it at this point. I'll take it. I ain't mad at it. Whatever, you know, whatever, you know, whatever floats your boat. Yeah. Find your last remote. Yeah. But so we also got an email as well at nonsensical nonsense podcast. You can email us there for whatever, whenever, however, whatever you want to talk about and email us.
Speaker: Tony, I gotta meet your mic because you got so much craziness going on in your background while you sleep. This man is legitimately falling asleep during the podcast. Like creepy stalkers. I'm touching my butt hole. I watch you sleep Tony day.
Speaker: We also have a merch store with a new shirt coming out tomorrow. I'm watching, I'm touching my butt hole. I watch you sleep, Tony at teespring .com. Tony 101. Teespring .com slash nonsensical nonsense podcast. You can check out our merch. We got shirts. We got hoodies. We got cups. We got stickers and we got more to come as I find time. I'm, I'm creating stuff and making stuff. What the fuck?
Speaker: Don't mind me. I'm just trying to do a show here while Tony falls asleep and you watch. I guess I got to meet your mic as well.
Speaker: I'm sure I could find ladies and gentlemen, I know I could find better co -hosts, but you know sometimes But sometimes sometimes in life you you feel the need to do charitable things and reach out to the less fortunate
Speaker: He's like, he's like, look, he's like everything in life's going pretty well. I got you a good woman. Finally. I'm like, hey, thanks, Odin. He's like, you got you a good job. Yeah, man. You're doing all right, Odin. He's like, you know, we got plenty of beer for you to drink. I'm like, I know. I know. He's like, here's your co -host for your podcast. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch.
Speaker: We'll see you next week.
Speaker: Let's get me into Valhalla. That's all I'm asking. If I shoot myself in the middle of a podcast, does that count as dying in battle? You know, you'd both go to jail because you would have been contributing factors to my death.
Speaker: just saying Mexico's non -extraditional. Yeah, it might be non -extraditional, but my ghost will go wherever the hell it wants. Jeff's going to be asleep and wake up. Hang out with that one on your fucking wall. Hey, it's a ghost. You like that? You fucked me in life. Now I'm fucking you and them. Is it Wednesday already? Yes, it is.
Speaker: I don't know if this is gay or not, but it's fun. I don't know if it's gay or not. Unbelievable. Is it gay if a male ghost has sex with me? Kept on his Google box. Uh, hey, Google. Click as a ghost and he just reads that guy. You heard it your first, Tony. Chris, I don't know if it's gay or not, but it's fun. Sounds like Sundays when Chris is offline.
Speaker: I couldn't quit him. I tried to move
Speaker: The homosexual talk is fun because it makes Tony uncomfortable. I have another deep dive for you tonight. It must be Sunday.
Speaker: I'll remind myself. Trust me. It is what it is. Yeah. Welcome back to nonsense. We're all straight. I promise we're all straight. Well, maybe Tony.
Speaker: Tony's that jock guy that used to beat up the gay kids because he was mad at himself.
Speaker: Hey, queer boy. 10 year. Hey, queer boy. Hey, queer boy. If I was gay, would you suck my dick? Hi, homo. Come here so I can beat you up. God damn it. I don't know why Tony's like crazy.
Speaker: I can't do a New York accent as we've discussed. I don't do impersonations and I don't do accents. You know, I got to stick with what I know. Right. But that would be funny if Tony did do that. He was a bully picking up the gay kid. He instantly turned into a country boy.
Speaker: Hey, gay boy, come here. Let me ask you something. I gotta ask you, I gotta ask you them questions about being gay. One day, Tony, Tony, one day you have to do at least 45 minutes on a show with country accent. Oh, hell no. Just the whitest country corn fed white boy you can. That's racist.
Speaker: You said that I didn't. That's racist. Alright, I don't want to be rude. I'm think I'm turning in early. Oh, you little baby. It's just starting to hurt. His vagina is bleeding. It's time. Turn to tampon. Yeah, you need some might tampon. You want some chocolate? You want some Subway? You got a footlong? You got a footlong, don't you, Tony? I got a footlong. Tony was a footlong. Five dollar.
Speaker: Y 'all hold it down, man. On Saturday, no show, right? No show Saturday, we'll be back Monday. Get you some rest, brother. Everybody out there, y 'all holler at us, holler at me. I throw all the shows up there. Y 'all gonna see me again. I'm just tired right now. Ooh, this shit came out of nowhere. This is what I'll be talking about. This is what I'll be worried about in the morning because this just happens.
Speaker: I was trying to make it as comfortable as possible just to get you fired up and it was just like, damn, this is not the Tony I know. He is. He is. He is out of gas. Yeah, he is. I get that, man. It happens.
Speaker: He's keeping my plate. You stupid. I'll let y 'all later. Much love, brother.
Speaker: Your body your body reaches a point. I stayed in my office all day, but fuck dude I'm looking at getting those uh those sunglasses. They're they're they're glasses that block the blue light from phones and All phones have a new thing on a new setting where you can do that. Yeah, I know but it'd be cool
Speaker: Why are you gonna piss all over me spending money? What are you, my wife? We got divorced for this reason. You always complain about spending money. I just... I don't care. They could sponsor the show, bitch. They would sponsor the show if you guys would share it and more people would listen. Oh, my God. You know what? I'm gonna take the next 45 minutes of the show and I'm gonna just sit here and share the show.
Speaker: That's what we'll do for the next 45 minutes. Oh, I'm getting cheers. I posted it into my alcoholic gambler's anonymous Facebook page. What is that? I thought it was from you. No, it's not. I'm doing a podcast. I'm doing a podcast and I'm drinking Miller Lite.
Speaker: My cousin, he got divorced a couple of years ago. I mean, he's finally getting everything back on track. He put that out. He's like, hell yeah. It's a good day. I was like, yeah, boy. No, I posted into. I need this pin.
Speaker: I'm ordering that. Uh no, I posted into our our uh I got a group chat gambling buddies. Yeah. It's a bunch of us that met on Tiktok but we all uh uh you know, get on uh FanDuel and uh not FanDuel DraftKings and we we we gamble football,
Speaker: So I set up during the last break, I sent him a video and I, Hey, cheers, fuckers. So everybody's sending videos back because it's mandatory. Cause we all drink, you know, so it's mandatory when somebody sends a cheers, everybody has to send it back. Maybe you should share them a link.
Speaker: They actually listen, actually quite a few of them listen. They don't listen live, but they listen on Spotify and stuff like that. I did get a call today, and I forgot to mention to you earlier. I got a call today from one of my clients. He's been listening to, I think he's up to episode 50. He's listened to every single episode in a row. Nice. One of your clients, one of your clients there, pretty woman?
Speaker: because it's fun. Oh wait. Tony's not here no more. There's some of you watching at least somebody say hi you silly **** you can't I mean I know that I know that I know that I know that I have lurkers and I know that I have stalkers and I know Tony's whatever you want
Speaker: whatever you want to call yourself watches and just say hi. Don't be afraid. Hi, everybody watching. How you doing? Too much. Hey, how you doing? I'm Glick. I host nonsensical nonsense. That's Jeff. I'm here. He's from the land of hobbits. Why? Why? Fuck you. I'd rather be 11. I was trying to give you credit because I mean. Oh, I don't like a lot of rings. I don't. But habits were a lot cooler than the munchkins from Wizard of Oz.
Speaker: I would take the munch as it was was over the fucking motor the rank shit. You could be a leprechaun, but you're like the leprechaun from Lucky Charms. So you have the leprechaun from the cool horror movie, leprechaun. I'd rather just take Peter Dinklage. Hi, Tony. I'm the Peter Dinklage. Hey, I know Tony, Tony. Hey, I know that guy. I know that guy. I feel like I'd rather be Peter Dinklage from anything Peter Dinklage.
Speaker: Yeah, but he's bigger than you. No, no, I feel like we should let this Tony guy do a podcast with this. He probably wouldn't fall asleep in the middle of the show. Yeah, we should bring him up sometime.
Speaker: You give the guy, you give the guy, you know, you're like, yeah, yeah. It's like, it's like Tony, it's like Tony Soprano, man. He brings Christopher in. He makes them family. He, he, he, he, you know, he, he, he protects them. He does everything, but at the end of the day,
Speaker: Who was the guy who had to whack Christopher in the Sopranos and I'm not talking whack him off But he had to make him swim with the fishes Tony Tony had to Tony had to kill Christopher spoiler alert It's about to be slow I want to watch but that's like the godfather all three godfathers movies are super slow godfather two better than godfather one am I wrong I
Speaker: Godfather 2, probably the best Godfather movie. The third one is Dogshit. Yeah, but Godfather 2 is probably the best. You know, they release them. Speaking of the Godfather movies, they release them in chronological order. I kind of want to sit down and watch them. What do you mean? In chronological order, they release the Godfather. So, like,
Speaker: I think it, I think, and so, no, no, no. So they, no, so they, they digitally remastered them and they re and they, and they put them out. So they're all mixed together, but they all follow. I think, I think that's how I did it. So it follows the actual timeline. So it starts out with like, Godfather two, but then it'll go to one and then back to two and then the three. I think that's what they did with it. They did something crazy with it. I, I'd be into that.
Speaker: I would totally be funny. I feel like I'm Tony Soprano and Tony is Christopher Montautopolis. As a person that likes horror, I don't know if it's horror. Am I taking questions tonight? Well, we'll take questions. Ghostface said we'll take questions. Have you seen the new Pinky Blighters?
Speaker: I haven't seen any of the Peaky Blinders. This has nothing to do with horror movies. No, no. Actually, I was going to ask you about The Walking Dead as well. Oh, yeah. No, I stopped watching The Walking Dead after they killed Abe. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Abe was my favorite character on that show. Really? Yeah. We have a lot in common. I kind of like Jeffrey. Abe and Darryl. Yeah. Abe and Darryl are my guys. Like, like, like if Abe and Darryl had a kid, it would be me. Yeah, I can see that. I mean, am I wrong?
Speaker: country I Like gonna gonna survive everything. I've not seen the new season yet and I probably I Watched it and when it when the last thing then I got into like 14 other fucking things between the last season and this new season So I have to like find a reason yeah, speaking of walking dead and I know you like tick -tock way more than anybody should have you seen the Negan Abe and
Speaker: Rick, guys that are on TikTok? No. Dude, they look just like the actors. Oh, shit. Yeah. And they've made a whole TikTok. They made a whole TikTok. They pass his key on the reefs. Yeah, they made a whole TikTok career out of being that character. And it's like Negan to TikTok and German Abe or something like that. I can't remember what the Rick guy's name is.
Speaker: They do videos and shit together, but whatever. There's another guy. Do you remember, and I know you do, but you remember Ernest P. Warren. Dude, we talked about this several episodes back when I introduced, oh, Christmas time when I introduced the kids to Ernest Saves Christmas. There's a guy on TikTok and I - Yeah, I know. Yeah, I told you about him. It popped up before you, Paige, and I was like, holy shit, this dude is literally
Speaker: The spitting image of dude. Yeah. And he sounds like you too, but he, that guy outside of the earnest thing that he does, he's funny as fuck. Oh yeah. He's funny as hell. Uh, but yeah, I told you about him. Yeah, I think so. Well, did you, did you know that, that dude, the palliative earnest, he, uh, Barney, Jim Barney. Yeah. Jim Barney. There's a, there's like a documentary about him and I saw it the other day and
Speaker: uh he was basically ready to give up on holly weird when he got we were so anti -establishment you're 41 years old you're still like rocking the hot topic anarchy he uh he uh he was like ready to give up and and somebody said why don't you make these silly little commercials for
Speaker: you know, their little brand of ice cream. And that blew into Sprite and all this other stuff and 7UP or whatever it was. And that's what made him famous was these little commercials. He just, everybody just kept it like, oh, we wanted you to do a commercial. And he'd do that. Heber? Jim Varney is fucking hilarious. I literally just recently rewatched the Beverly Hillbillies that he did.
Speaker: Because that movie's fucking hilarious. But it slightly offended me because they were making fun of who believes. Well, you should create a hashtag. Yeah, I'll get right on that. Right after I can't tell Ralph. HLM, who believes lives matter? That's right. There's a t -shirt for you. I know what I'm going to do right now.
Speaker: We're not going to create a goddamn sh - Why not? It'd be hilarious. If one of you is better, we get Tony to wear it. Make it happen. The Alf shirt? The Alf shirt or the HLM shirt? The HLM. You get Tony an HLM shirt. He'll build his life. He'll build his life spanner. It'll be funny. I'm going to get Tony a nonsensical nonsense. Why would I get Tony a nonsensical nonsense? I've never seen him in a hat.
Speaker: I'm gonna get myself. I'm gonna go to I'm gonna actually I'm gonna go to the lids Hey, baby, if you're still watching question, do you guys have a lids down there? Because if you do I think I'm gonna go get a nonsensical nonsense hat made this weekend when I'm down there
Speaker: Remember that? I'm not talking to you, Jeff. No, I know. I know what you meant, dummy. Jesus, we act like I'm stupid. Jeff's going to be like, yeah, we got lids down here. I'm not fucking talking to you. I divorced you. We have a version of lids here. And I can't remember what it's called, but I went in there the other day. Their prices are fucking insane.
Speaker: I wanted to get a hat. I saw a hat I liked in there. I looked at the price after I had my heart attack. I was like, no, I'm good. I'm sorry. I'd like that. What did you say? I said they got a version of lids here. I think it's called caps.
Speaker: It's the same company. Probably. It would not surprise me. Seriously. It's like, like here in Ohio, we have rallies, right? In Charleston, we had, um, we had, uh, we had checkers, same fucking thing, like legit same goddamn company. We have a giant Eagle up here in Ohio and Charleston, it was Bilo.
Speaker: but it was the same thing. It's the whole, well, it's like, it's like. They have a store here. It's called. Oh, fuck, I can't remember. Bodega. Bodega, all read out. And it's basically, it's a, it's a knockoff Walmart and it's actually owned by Walmart. Nice. So you can get all the same stuff you get in Walmart, but it's actually cheaper.
Speaker: But they don't carry everything that Walmart has, so you still have to go to, like, Walmart for stuff. But it's like a, like, for groceries and shit, it's actually super cheap. Hell yeah. And there's literally one within walking distance in my house. But I don't know that.
Speaker: I'm shamelessly pugly. Do I smell toast? I'm shamelessly, I'm shamelessly plugging. What happened to Tony? He died. I'm shamelessly. I muted myself. I said, we killed him.
Speaker: You're shamelessly plugging? The podcast. It's not shameless. Shameful. It's 100 % shameless. Shameful, shameless. Hey, I'm shameless! Good fucking tune. What? That's a good fucking tune. I love that goddamn song. It's Garth Brooks, man. I know. Wait a minute. That dude, that dude gave you wrong. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. So you know how Jodie was, Jodie worked at the Garth Brooks concert? Right.
Speaker: She was sending me pictures and videos and ha ha. The ultimate, the ultimate. Gotcha. Right? She got a picture with it. No, she got me a Garth Brooks t -shirt from the concert. Nice. No, what did I do with it? Oh, God. As if I don't need a reason to love her forever, I would love her forever.
Speaker: Uh, no. Uh, what the hell is that shirt? Hold on one second. Jeff, talk amongst the people. Okay, just talk amongst the people. With all the comments that are going on right now. Answer all these questions. And now I have an echo from here. Because you sat down and stopped too close. Oh, I'm tired. I'm obviously not as tired as Tony.
Speaker: I was wondering, Tony, if you're still watching, did you work today? Is that why you're tired? Or you just get... Okay, so anyways, I don't know where it's at, but it's probably in the bottom of that basket because I did laundry Sunday when I got home. So, it's a Garth Brooks t -shirt. There's a picture of Garth Brooks on the front. It says Garth Brooks. It's got the Bengal stripes on it. Nice.
Speaker: And then it says, who dat on it, or who day, who day, because Bengals fans are not, not you baby, but Bengals fans are a little bit special. So they say, who day, who day, who day, who they think they gonna beat us. Well, since you guys have your savior, you're 0 and 4 against my Brownies.
Speaker: I'm just saying but and I'm like, really? She's like, what? She got this shirt for free. It was the guy outside the stadium. It's a really cool shirt. I do like the shirt because they incorporated the fact that he was in Cincinnati. He was at Paul Brown Stadium and they they incorporated the Bengals with the with the with Garth Brooks. I do like it. I do think it's really cool. I love the shirt but it was like
Speaker: Yeah, you got me. I was like, it was like a, it was like wearing a bangles Jersey eventually. Oh no. Her son and her son and I actually have a bet for this season because the Browns and Bengals are in the same division. So they play each other twice. So we had two bets. Basically game, the first game, whoever wins, the other one has to wear the other team's gear.
Speaker: and vice versa, you know, so she wouldn't take the bet but he jumped all on it. He was like, I'm in. Let's go. Let's do it. Alright. So, I'm like, which Browns jersey am I going to make him wear? Now, I got this sweet ass new Miles Garrett jersey that I got for Father's Day and I think that's what I'm going to have him wear when the Browns meet the Bengals this year.
Speaker: Jesus. Oh, my gosh. I'm just so you have plans this weekend. Well, tell me about your plans. Let's go ahead and hash that out. I know you're going down to Jody's, but you said you it's like the first time kids and girlfriends and everybody's meeting or or they've already got or you just got to hang out.
Speaker: No, no, no. They, they, they've already met, but this is the first weekend that, um, everybody's going to be together. Okay. Okay. So they're going to meet her son for the first time. No, they met her son. They met her daughter. Okay. So this is the first weekend that we're all going to be together. So, you know, we're going to kind of hang out and do the fourth of July thing or you're going to, um,
Speaker: Bomb fire, schmores, swimming, all that jazz. We'll just kind of be together. I know, my kids got to spend the weekend with Jody already. We went down there and we spent the weekend there and they're pretty excited. They're pretty stoked about it because they all like her. As I was telling her today, I said my middle one, Buggy, who doesn't like anybody.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know what Jody did. I ain't mad at it. I ain't or anything else but she buggy freaking instantly. There we go. What's going on? There it is. The cult is coming together. We're we're uh this is the group part of the group chat. We are um apparently all going to kill each other at the same time and I'm the call. I'm the new cult leader. Oh, excellent. Jim Jones has entered the building. Welcome.
Speaker: Follow me if you want to see the light. Drink the Kool -Aid. It's delicious. Drink the Kool -Aid. Come on, Jeffrey. Join us. No, I'm good. Be one. I don't like Kool -Aid. I did. God damn it. As the biggest and the best looking in our group, I did.
Speaker: You know, you, you know, you want me to be your leader but um, no, so, you know, we're not, we're just going to kind of hang out. You know, we're going to, you know, it's like I said that my oldest daughter is pretty excited to get to spend time with Jody's daughter. You know, same age or uh, her daughter is not four years older than Austin. Oh, that's awesome.
Speaker: You don't even have 10. You made it. I do have 18 .5. Shut your mouth. They're about four years apart. And I was telling Jody the other day, Cash has already declared and determined. And it's not taking any answer other than what he says is that he has a big brother now. That's nice.
Speaker: I literally have zero plans. Fourth of July, unfortunately is not. I was going to say, but yeah, I was going to say it's fourth of July down there. There's nothing for you guys. Well, well, they do. You guys have, you guys have, um, single the mile. Yeah. Single the miles. You're independent. No, but we do, they do because of the tourist town in the hotel zone, stuff goes, goes off, you know, not super crazy, but.
Speaker: The last place I want to be for the Fourth of July, America's independence is Mexico. Right. I mean, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker: I'm going to add, I'm going to add 4th of July in Florida to my bucket list. We're going to make the Florida news. Ohio man in Florida. Said fire to entire state. No. They they do stuff here. Ohio man declares war on the entire state of Florida. Florida said Florida said ye ye motherfucker. Florida said hold my beer.
Speaker: Yeah. Florida said, hold my beer, which Ohio responded to hold my beers. No, actually, Cinco de Mayo here is like, it depends on where you are. It's a party in Mexico City. Yeah. Well, in Mexico City, it's fucking retarded party. Do Mexicans get mad about, may the fourth be with you? Never. I would if I was Mexican. I get mad I'm American. May the fourth is the best day.
Speaker: The fourth is gay. So are you, but we accept it. You're gay with me.
Speaker: You're gay with me now. What are you going to do? Okay. Yeah, you got me there. **** to lean over to the wife. I'm gay with this guy.
Speaker: I can't do all of you will be gay with me If you want to see the light and you want to be accepted I
Speaker: I thought you were just going back to Savannah. That's a good song. Yeah. That's what got us in trouble. I actually have ****
Speaker: That dude was a man whore. Holy shit. Bro. When I watched that movie Ray, I learned a lot of things I did not. I did not see that coming. I did not know. So, so he's going to West, West Palm. So I got an, I got an Ohio ally in Florida when I declare war on Florida. Whatever. He's leading the charge on the other team. Bro.
Speaker: that's the only way they have a chance. Florida says, hold my beer. Florida, silly, silly, Florida, hold my beers. Oh, shit. Hold my cake. Hold my cake. And it was at this moment, Florida knew they fucked up. Florida, Florida, here, hold my beer truck. This is one of my stone colds in 1990. Hold the reins to my Clydesdales.
Speaker: And it was at this moment, Florida knew they fucked up. I have, we have water here. We got Lake Erie. We got Buckeye Lake. We got, we got home Creek. We got, we got water here. The Ohio river. I mean, yeah. I remember this is what keeps Kentucky. Yeah. Is what keeps so hot. It keeps, it keeps Kentucky and West Virginia away from us.
Speaker: We're trying to basically basically we have a moat around Ohio to keep West Virginia and Kentucky. Let's be honest. We're saving West Virginia from us. No, we want them to stay away from us. So we we build a moat. Stay over there. Stay on your side. We don't like your kind around here. Yeah, exactly. Keep it over there, West Virginia.
Speaker: We're not your family. You gotta burn him out! I'm like, yeah, stay over there. I'm not your brother. You wouldn't like me, West Virginia. Get away before I kick your sister in the jaw and castrate you. He's like, hey, what do we do? Shut up, Kentucky. You're basically West Virginia.
Speaker: You're the sister that's stuck in the dryer for the twenty -seventh time. Shut up, Kentucky. Nobody likes you. Kentucky Kentucky's the blanket. What did I do? Shut up, Kentucky. God damn it. Nobody likes you. Get back in your cage.
Speaker: I just wish I had from friends. Maybe you'd have some friends if you weren't a fucking loser Kentucky. Kentucky goes over in the corner. Cincinnati is not Kentucky. Cincinnati can handle Kentucky by themselves.
Speaker: Kentucky is basically giving up on life all together. Kentucky is that 40 year old. Wait a minute.
Speaker: Never mind. I was going to say Kentucky's that 40 year old divorced dad that lives at a shitty apartment. But I was like, I'm Kentucky.
Speaker: I walked into that one. My own joke. I walked into my own joke. I walked into. Did I just burn myself? Oh, burn. Oh, yeah. Hey, Glick. Why do you drink? Well, listen to the podcast about two hours and 15 minutes into it.
Speaker: I can't even pick on another state without working. I'm doing alright. I'm life is good. That's what a 40 year old did in the apartments. Divorce day. See, see, that's what you gotta tell the other idiots.
Speaker: She's like, yeah, you did. Don't mind me. I'm just going to walk into this propeller. Tell the rest of the idiots in our, in our snap, in our Snapchat group to come in here.
Speaker: I did. I was like, in my head, I was like, I was like, I got the greatest Kentucky bird. And as he started to come out, I'm like, Oh, shit. That's that's fuck you.
Speaker: Why do you drink? Basically Kentucky. That's why. I am Kentucky. You're sitting in the shower three days later. I'm Kentucky. Why am I Kentucky?
Speaker: That's official. I'm moving to Kentucky tomorrow. Well, that's a scary moment. The Jim Carrey and they sit there. I'm Kentucky. I'm Kentucky. I'm right with the plunger. Glick is Glick Kentucky. Glick Kentucky. Glick Kentucky. Glick Kentucky. Glick Kentucky. Glick Kentucky. Glick Kentucky.
Speaker: Glick is Kentucky. Hey, I found a new t -shirt. Hashtag Glick is Kentucky. Oh, hashtag. Oh, fuck my life. It's Kentucky. For the wild goose down country road. Country road.
Speaker: to do the blues. Alex said, at least Kentucky can afford an apartment. West Virginia is still wondering how to change all of us.
Speaker: I live in the Chevy Cavalier. Wait, wild turkey. **** Canada. Canada.
Speaker: It's like it's just like Grammarly. All the burbs and spices. I'm going to eat that right now. Kentucky Fried Chicken. It's all the burbs and spices.
Speaker: That's a good song though, man. That's a good song. And that goddamn, that goddamn scene in Kingsman kills me. I love that scene. That is, he does it so well. And I wish he would do the full version on like the soundtrack or something. Right. He does it really well. He does it really well. But what bothers me is A, they're not in West Virginia. B, he's not a country boy.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. It was just, I think that was the thing. I think that's what made it so good. I think that's what made it so good. Yeah. But, you know, it was like, it was just random and it fit perfectly. Yeah. It was one of those. It was a full on distraction. It was like, look over here. Look over here. We're going to do every, don't mind. No, it's going on over here. Look over here. Look right here, right here.
Speaker: Yeah. That was, that was good. Them four boys walked right into that. Yeah, they did. Honestly, Morgantown on, Hey, I've been to Morgantown on game day. It is fucking stupid fun. Oh yeah. It's a fun. Yeah. And when country roads come on, I've been to Morgantown on game day and it is fun. That's where the West Virginia mount me. I mean, Mountaineers play. Mount me. Not right now, but maybe a couple more years. That's the cute mount me hat you got there. Mount me.
Speaker: and I know but after a couple more days, you don't hurt my feelings. I'm going home. I'm going home. I'm going to leave. I'm going to go to jail. I'm going to jail, my boss. Jonathan Moxley, you are under arrest for not being butt ass naked in the back of a police car.
Speaker: I love that goddamn. I give it a ten. A ten. I still got one. I'm a fucking teacher. I love that. I love that fucking movie. Varsity Blues is one of my favorite movies. It almost does not have any bad scenes. It's almost a perfect movie. I don't want your life. You don't want your
Speaker: Oh, hell yeah. Well, yeah. Youngstown. Yeah. You guys were going to party. You didn't care if you win, lost, got butt ripped or anything. You didn't care. You were just there to party. That was like BGU, man. Bowling greens at school. They love the fucking party, man. They don't care where they go. They're there. They're at a fucking party, man.
Speaker: No, I've been down to Morgantown. I went down there for a football game one time and it was, it was fun. And we had, we had, we had fun. I don't go to parties anymore. No, I went to a college football game. Yes.
Speaker: but they were like certain towns that certain certain towns when it comes to football and stuff, they like to party like they like our football team is trash but we're going to party. We're going to get **** up. Yeah, we're going to. We're going to **** party. We got a lot of them in Ohio. I mean at OU, BGU, Bowling Green, Youngstown, you know, we got areas that are known for part. I've been to some. I've been to some YSU games too
Speaker: I can't remember the last time I went to a party that I actually had a good time at. Because usually, I'm such a, as we all know, I hate to leave my house. I was at a party this weekend for two, and I had so much fun. Well, that's different. No, but like, we had a - Jeff, you really turned on your sexy voice. You're like, yeah, that's different.
Speaker: No, but like we had a party here when we uh in in last year. Maybe it's Ohio does love football. You ain't around there man. We do. It's not even so much about football. I think Ohio loves to party. Yeah, in general, we love football and we love to party. Give us a shitty football program and uh and a fun place to party and we're there. Give us a **** bonfire in a field.
Speaker: I'm just talking like football season, give us a shitty football program college wise and a place to party that likes to party as much as we like to party and it's home. What were you saying? We had a surprise birthday party here at the house for one of my wife's friends. And everybody got here and 10 minutes later I was like, is everybody leaving yet?
Speaker: And she's like, wait, it's a fucking party. I don't like any of these people. Get the fuck out of here. I was like, I literally fell asleep on the couch during the work. Oscar, you said you pulled a Tony. Oh, yeah. Well, we had the we we we had everything up against the wall. So so that there was room for every walk. We had it.
Speaker: And I literally had the couch up against where I have that L -shaped bench. You say DJ, do you mean Mariachi? No, we had a full on fucking DJ with two turntables, microphone, the whole nine yards, right? Two turntables and a microphone. Right.
Speaker: I'm a loser, baby. So why don't you kill me? I just sat down on the couch and I, my couch is, it's actually a love seat recliner thing. The only difference, yeah, the only difference between you falling, sitting down on your couch and falling asleep and the difference between like myself or, or, or Buckeye here. Do you fell asleep? You were probably 100 % stone cold sober. No, I was not sober. I was drinking.
Speaker: I was drinking. So you had three of those in your three sheets of wine. No, there was like, there was like 20 people in my fucking house. I only knew two of them and could only stand one of them. You should be a shame to call yourself an Ohioan from the country. That's 20 best friends when you're drinking. Yeah, but how soon can I speak the language?
Speaker: I don't need to speak your language. I'm not even speaking my own language at that point. The more I drink, the better my Spanish gets, by the way. Yeah, I barely speak English sober, but the more I drink, it gets even worse. I don't need to speak your language for us to be best friends. Nah, it's the whole thing. My ideal
Speaker: one o 'clock in the morning. I'm I'm one o 'clock in the morning. I'm wearing a goddamn sombrero. I'm the biggest thing to hit Mexico since tacos and I'm going II. I don't like people. Like like Buckeye and I, I've only met him once him and I've only hung out one time. We didn't know each other when we first met by the night. We were best friends.
Speaker: Yeah, but actually it wasn't in my life. It wasn't even a night. It was before we ever went to the bar. We didn't even leave, leave, leave our buddy's house and him and I were best friends. We were doing, we were shotgunning burnouts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We were shotgunning beers together. It's like five minutes before the show. You send me a message. Hey, we're not doing the show today. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I'm going to a buddy's house. Uh, we're going to do the show stuff, but I'm going to a buddy's house and you're like, okay. And then five minutes before the show, we're not doing the show.
Speaker: Meanwhile, Alex and I are doing fucking beer bongs and praise day. Praise day. All right. Raise hell. Alex is dead. So the stripper pole in a, in a, in a bus with six guys and is what it is. Sounds like a typical thing. You wouldn't understand missing the podcast. No need to literally completely. He was like, yeah, no.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. I did. I did. I did. I was supposed to do the podcast. I had no intentions on coming going out there. I just seen that they were out in the yard and I and I commented and Tyler was like, come on out, dude. You'll come and drink some beers with us. Like, ah, come on, have a couple. It's like free beer. Well, I brought beer. You left the car home. Yeah, I brought beer. I brought my own beer, but somehow I came home with that beer, but I've done that. Um,
Speaker: But I like, like, I was just like, yeah, come out there. I'll have a couple of beers. I got to do the podcast. My neighbors, my neighbors constantly throw parties on the weekends and I can literally just walk over their house when they're, when they're having a party and hang out with them. Yeah. Like everybody. Oh, I didn't know your phone ended up at the bottom of Buckeye Lake. Nice. I slept in my car that night. And then I left at like seven o 'clock or eight o 'clock in the morning.
Speaker: They went and got McDonald's, came home and ate like $60 worth of McDonald's breakfast and passed the hell out. Hell yeah. Hey. Dude, I got so much because McDonald's was the only way I was open when I left because I woke up and I'm like, fuck, I'm in my car. I'm going home. Dude, McDonald's breakfast here is not like it's there. They have burritos. Tyler stole my beer or your phone?
Speaker: Wait, who has burritos? McDonald's. Yeah, so does McDonald's up here. Really? Yeah. Everybody has breakfast burritos, even Taco Bell Wendy's. They have what it's called, the Mexican. That sounds racist. Tonya said they don't have it in Germany and they don't have it in Europe. Well, they got this whole thing about it being fatty food. It's like a health thing.
Speaker: She said it's so weird because she went for breakfast the other day. She's like, they didn't have fucking breakfast. One second. That sucks for you. I'm going to go to McDonald's. I didn't, but I thought about it. I have to go over to the ATM tomorrow. I got to get cash so I can actually order food. Because my card does not work on my fucking app. So annoying. Ow. I stabbed myself.
Speaker: That ghost is just sitting there staring at me. You got me fucked up. I just want to hear this one. You got me fucked up. Hey, you. I got me fucked up. I am.
Speaker: like, oh, dude, there's dollar stores everywhere. Um so, check this out. Look, like, um So, the night that we were supposed to do the podcast, like I said, I was with, I was with Buckeye and our buddy, Tyler. I didn't know who Buckeye was at all. I didn't Tyler from Tiktok. Right. And it was crazy because Tyler and I became friends on Tiktok and after a while, it was like, it was a minute before we realized that he
Speaker: you know, like trying to figure out a time where we could we could like get together and hang out and everything else like that. Right? Um and then he just so happened to post on Snapchat that, you know, they were out in his front yard. You honk, we drink and I was like, oh man, I'm I'm in Granville. I should come out there for a minute and invite him out. So, I didn't know at all.
Speaker: No, I'm going to come out there. I have a couple of beers. I got to do the podcast and I'm going to go home and do the podcast, blah, blah, blah. Well, then obviously, like we said, we, we, we, we didn't do the podcast that night because somebody was too drunk. Well, in the, in the, in the, in the three hours before the podcast, I drank a lot way more than I had planned.
Speaker: right? How it always is and and it turned into a squad over there getting drunk at Tyler's house hanging out then we went to a bar at Buckeye Lake and the band that was playing at the bar that we was at unofficially officially hired me as security and said that all your alcohol is free tonight
Speaker: I was like, cool, because the lead singer of the band's son got into an altercation with some drunk asshole. Jeffrey, I'm going to give you three guesses on who the drunk asshole was that the lead singer's son got into an altercation with. Not other than Mr. Buckeye.
Speaker: So unintentionally, unplanned. Chris is like, I got this. I got this. So every time I would go up and get a beer. And if I see them, I was like, hey, so.
Speaker: the band's paying for my beer and you got into a fight with their sons. It was like, let's be cool the rest of the night and we both drink for free. Yeah. I carried him out of the times the band gets done. They're like, so you uh like uh yeah, you're fucking brothers. Yeah. Brothers with they get done the bills higher than what they're supposed
Speaker: So, they were getting both of us beer. He was the one that the least singer's son got into out with. Right? I carried him out of the bar. Like, we had to go catch a shuttle. There was like a little shuttle bus that took us back to our buddy Tyler's house. I'm carrying him out of the bar and the least singer's son is like, that's the asshole that started shooting me. I'm like, oh, it's all good. I got it all taken care of. Don't worry about it.
Speaker: and they're like, hey, thanks for everything you did tonight. I'm like, yeah, definitely. Every time I ran into a Buckeye, every time I went to the bar, I'm like, okay.
Speaker: I'm not paying for it. You're not paying for it. **** it. Surprise. I don't know if you knew that or not, but we was drinking for free because you got into a fight with Lee Singer's son and they hired me as security because they're like, you're big as **** and you're pretty cool. Come hang out with us all night.
Speaker: Meanwhile, Charlotte got mad at me because I went out and got drunk with guys I met off of TikTok. And she's like, yeah, all them bitches there. I'm like, I didn't realize there was bitches there. I was hanging out with the fucking band. I was hanging out with the band. They were paying for all my drinks. Hell yeah. I don't care who said it. At the end of the night, we was both drinking for free.
Speaker: Like I was in front of the stage with the blue singer's son and his wife and his son's best friends and shit like that singing every song. I'm like, oh, I'm thirsty. Here we go. We're going to the bar. Hey, I didn't know you were at the bar. I got this. Don't worry about it.
Speaker: I got a lot of free drinks for a lot of people that night. Let's just say that. Let's just say a lot of people drink for free that night. Thanks. Uh man that I don't remember your name.
Speaker: Oh, that was a good night. That was fun. That was the first time in a long time that I had ever I had I had actually been out and gone to a bar and and everything like that. I can't remember the last time I've been to a bar. I didn't know. Actually, yeah. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Don't thank me. I'm going to thank you because of. Buckery and shenanigans, you know, everything happens for a reason. We were meant to drink for free that night.
Speaker: I just don't know how I was the guy who was hired as personal security for the band and their family was also drunk as shit and and and carried the guy who they had beef with out of the bar and got away with it.
Speaker: they're like, that's the guy at the end of the night. They're like, that's the guy. And I'm like, but everything was cool. After you guys told me what happened, everybody got to where they needed to be safe. Let me get his drunk ass where he needs to be. Don't worry about it. We're all good. And they're like, yeah, actually you're right. You know what? I'm like, all right. Thanks for the free beer. It's a win, win, win, win, win. It's a win for everybody and all the people in there. You guys aren't getting paid tonight, by the way, because your bar.
Speaker: He's a little high. It would be cheaper if you guys just buy this bar. It would be cheaper if you just let your son get his ass kicked. At the end of the night. Yeah, I'm just saying. But hey, thanks for the true beer. I wonder why I had my card and didn't get the fake. I got you. See, that's how we do it.
Speaker: Yeah. You and I had a conversation in the parking lot while we were waiting for the shuttle to come about life and I was like, yeah, I'm just going to leave him by this tree and I'm going over here. He was good. He was like, I was like, he's good. Nothing's going to happen to him. I'm going to leave him here and let him talk about life and all that. And I'm going over here. I'm going to go piss on the street.
Speaker: Pretty much is what it was I'm trying to think I cannot It's gotta be 2018 or 2019 last time I went to the bar. I Mean I can go to the bar tonight. I still going for free. Yeah, but if I let you if I if I don't let you walk home We wouldn't drink for free that night. Yeah, everything happens for a reason I'm just saying
Speaker: I'm just, that's why, that's why people, that's why people hang out with me, especially, I don't go to the bars very often. Like it's not my thing, but everyone's in a great, great while. Everyone's in a blue moon. You know, I want to go see a band. I want to go have fun or whatever, but you know, I'm, everybody loves me. I'm a fun loving guy. You know, like, let's be friends. It's a Jeff mentality. Let's make friends with the big guy. He's smiling. Look at that big guy. He's smiling. That's scarier than anything else.
Speaker: Yeah, but your honor, yeah. Honor Schmonner, how drunk did you get that night? No, exactly. For free. Let me remind you, for free. Yes. For free. Very important facts. Like, I told Jodie Friday night we went to the casino and I lost my ass and I was like, yeah, fuck it. I'm out of money. I'm going to go drink. And she was like, okay. And I'm watching her and she was playing and she was winning and stuff like that. I was just like, I'm just going to keep drinking.
Speaker: But I mean, I didn't get like stupid drunk like, you know, or anything like that. Oh, you were comfortable. I don't think you were beaten. No, trust me. I don't think you were. I don't think you were beaten. And there was no question in my mind that you could have taken him and his goofy ass friends. But it's like at the end of the day, unplanned. Completely unknown by circumstance. Yeah.
Speaker: We drank for free. Yeah, by pure luck. I mean, I happened to stumble over there at the right time after everything happened.
Speaker: And, and, and the kid was all fired up in the bar. The kid was all fired up and ready to fight. And I'm like, dude, calm down. He's a young, he was a young cat. I'm like, dude, calm down. It's not worth it. Blah, blah, blah. And the, and the lead singer's wife was right there. I was like, don't worry about it. If anything happens, I got you. I'm going to stay. I'm going to hang out here. They took a little break. The lead singer came down. He's like, what's going on? They told him, and then they're like, oh, this guy came up. And he said, he's going to take care of, you know, and they're like, Hey.
Speaker: drinks around us all night. Just tell him you're with the band. I was like, who? Who? Like, hey, everybody round on the band. Yeah. So, now, like, like, legitimately, I would go to the bar and there'd be a line and I'd go, excuse me, I'm with the band. I'm with the band. I'm with the band. The bartender would be like, hey, I'm with the band. And I'm like, alright, what do you want? I'm like, what do you all want? Well, I'll take a beer and these guys will take everything on the top shelf. What do you all want?
Speaker: I'm security with the band. Don't mind me. Security coming through. Security, security, security. I was, I was like, it wasn't like me acting like a hard ass or anything like that. It was just, it was just, I was already over there kind of hanging out.
Speaker: Yeah. No, I just happened to be the right place, right time. And, and, and, and I know how to talk to people. I was a bouncer. I mean, I had the same, I have the same similar experience at a couple of bars here, something, no break. And I'm just, I just happened to be in the bar and I go behind the bar and fix it. You never know exactly this bar again. I'm like, all right. Now I feel what you're saying, buddy. You know, don't disrespect me if I'm just minding my own business, having fun, you know, you're looking for,
Speaker: But at the end of the night, like I said, him acting a fool, acting like a tough guy, wanting to impress somebody, worked out for everybody. That band is listening to this show right now, and his daddy - If you are the band from Buckeye Lake here in Ohio, and you remember my goofy ass, well, thank you. Hey, thanks. Thanks. For the beer. And to your son, Buckeye says, thanks. Thanks for starting, thanks for starting shitting. Let me drink for free.
Speaker: Well, on that note, I got to get these kids to bed. I got to get myself something to eat. I didn't eat lunch, but I haven't eaten dinner yet. Yeah. I'm going to get some burgers on the foreman. You know what? I was literally thinking the same thing. I got those, I bought a pickle. Oh, dude. So speaking of the foreman grill, you know what I discovered?
Speaker: I've been cooking for since I was like six. You you have admittedly told me and you have admitted to no, I make the joke all the time. I'm not the greatest cook but II can cook. I just don't like to
Speaker: Guardians game. Stop being racist. Hey, much love to you, brother. Let me know before you take off. Come to Newark and let's have a beer here at the apartment. Oh, yeah. That'll turn out to be our deal. Man, that's what it is. We'll be here at the apartment. It's a whole lot cheaper to drink here at the apartment together than it is here at the apartment. That's why I drink that one. Huh? Absolutely. Actually, Buckhead, I will gladly drink beer with that man any day of the week.
Speaker: What were you saying about the foreman though? But the foreman, so you cook on it. Don't wash it. Like cook on it two or three times. Save all those flavors and greases and stuff. Right. Oh yeah. Oh no. I literally at the very most, I wipe mine with a paper towel. I don't do anything with it. I'll cook on it a couple of times before I wash it. Yeah, I think I think it's like a it's like a cast iron skillet.
Speaker: Yeah, I fucking made badass grilled cheese sandwiches with ham on them the other day. Holy shit, they were... I do want to do a grilled cheese on there. It's literally seconds. Don't cook brats on there because it'll take four and a half hours. Really? Yeah, it doesn't cook brats very well. Don't ever... I don't know if you've gotten an air fryer yet, but don't do your wings in there.
Speaker: No, actually, Jody's looking at one of these crazy ass, and I wanted to get one because I want to see how it does everything, but it cooks, it bakes, it broils, it air fries, it does a little bit of everything. I probably don't need to buy one because, you know, eventually, hopefully, maybe one day, we'll be together in the same house. Right.
Speaker: Speaking of being in the same house, Jeff, I know you know this feeling. Well, yeah, you knew this feeling. I was down there last weekend. Sorry, I'm going off on another tangent. I was down there this last weekend. There is nothing. I'm pretty sure she feels the same way. But she had to work all weekend. So there was nothing better. Like no better feeling.
Speaker: that when she got home from work. Oh, I know that. And like she'd come in and I'd just go out and go help her get all her gear out of her car. But before I did that, I got to give her a big old hug and kisses and man alive. I love that. I can't wait for that. I like every day. It is a good thing. Like whether she gets home before I do or I get home before she does. But just when the other one, you know, when you're when your partner gets home from work and just being able to or fuck it, they go to the store.
Speaker: Oh yeah, absolutely. Well, and that's the thing. I mean, she got run to the store more than like, I'm going to go with her. Or if I have to go to the store, I would like, if I'm like, like, uh, when my wife, you know, when she's here, she's like, Hey, uh, I'm going to run to the store and pick up chips or whatever. Yeah. Oh, I'm sitting here working. Yeah. No, I, I, you know, this might be that. And then she comes back. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. No, like, no, I get that. Like, like, you know, on the weekends that we're both off and I know Judy's got to have her coffee in the morning. She's got to have her speedway coffee. She's going to run down that road. I'm, you know, I, as much as I want to go, I may not go with her, but you know, when she comes back, it's like, Hey, I missed you. No, my woman could go get the mail and come home. I was there. I just, I guess like, uh, like I'd, I'd hold her. I said, you know,
Speaker: On the same subject, I have a question. What is the one thing that you, it's almost impulsive that you do with her, like that she may or may not always like?
Speaker: For example, one thing my wife is not the biggest fan of, but she tolerates it because it's out of love. You smack my wife's ass. I love smacking that woman's ass. Oh, okay. I'm glad you clarified that. I'm glad you clarified that. PDA. Really? She doesn't like it, but... Yeah. And I've gotten better. Like, I've gotten better.
Speaker: I, you know, I, I, I try to respect the boundaries and stuff like that, but you know, it's like, I always want to be loving on her and I want to hold her hand. I want to put my arm around her. I want to kiss on her. I want to, you know, like, so I've had to, I've had to, as I've told her, everybody in a relationship or people in general relationship or not. Right. Um, everybody has their, their own love language. Right.
Speaker: My love language is touch and an affirmation. Yes. So, you know, you, you want to cuddle them, you want to love them, you want to kiss on them, you want to hold them tight, you know, you want to, you know, you do, you want to cut you just all that stuff, but also at the same time every day. And I know it probably gets old and I'm probably, I don't, I don't know. Maybe she's sick of it. I don't know. Um,
Speaker: But I wanna tell her every chance I get how beautiful she is, how perfect she is, how much I care for her. I'm hesitant on the, cuz I know she's not, I know she's not there. And I know she - I know she's not quite there yet, but I wanna tell her every day I love her and how much she means to me or anything like that.
Speaker: Um, you know, she's putting her walls up and she she keeps trying to protect herself, which I understand I'm not mad at it. I I totally understand And I told her I said, you know, you can fill them walls up and I'm gonna keep kicking them sons of bitches down or climbing over top of them Whatever I need to do I don't need to I'll click smash that shit Well
Speaker: You know, but, you know, so, you know, that's where I am. And she's, she's not used to that. And she, that's not, you know, she likes it and I can tell how comfortable she is and stuff like that. But no, I, I have a hard time keeping my hands off of her. That's what I asked to answer your question the long way around. Here I go. You know, it's a long way around.
Speaker: But yeah, that's my thing. When we're out in public, I want to hold our hands. I want to hold our hand. I want to put my arm around her. I want to give her little kisses on the cheek, little kisses on the lips. I just want to make sure every minute, every second that we're together, even when we're not together, I still try to reaffirm it. I'm still into you.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, but when we're together, it's even worse. Like, you know, I, I still think you're amazing. I think you're beautiful. I don't know. You know, I'm so goddamn in love with you that I, that it's, it's, it's something that I've, it's, it's, it's ineffable. Yeah. Like I've never been like this with anybody. You know what I mean?
Speaker: And, you know, so it's, it's new to me and it's weird to me and I get it, but I also got to kind of remember. Okay. She's just not really her thing. So I gotta, I gotta, I gotta take what I can, you know what I mean? So she's one of the public or if she lets me put my arm around her for.
Speaker: And then I'll at the store and there's nobody around and I can sneak a real quick kiss. I'm gonna sneak that real quick kiss. I have to mind my boundaries, but she also knows that I'm a habitual line crosser in life in general. She knows like she's like, this is the line.
Speaker: I didn't cross it. I tiptoed and I danced around it but I didn't cross it. I just totally moved it. Yeah. No, I think, I think my wife doesn't necessarily mind me smacking her ass. I mean, except for the fact I'll do it anywhere and anytime. Oh yeah. I always like to smack her ass. Yeah. I, I love, you know, your wife, not your wife,
Speaker: I love Jodie's booty. I love her. It's so nice. The PDA thing, it's not as bad as what you're saying. There's no real walls or anything, but it's like, we're public, will you stop it? I'm like, but you look hot.
Speaker: No, no, I totally under I understand because that's not what she's used to. I mean, like, it's not her thing. And it's not what she's used to. She's she's not used to. I guess the simplest way to say it is she's not used to somebody being that affectionate, right? You know, and wanting to
Speaker: wanting to tell you and not want anything out of it. Like I'm not telling you that you're beautiful, you're sexy or - I'm not trying to get in your pants. Yeah, or anything like that. I'm just telling you because you are. In my eyes, you're perfect, you know? So I understand like, so, you know, it's one of those, you know, it is what it is. And it's a struggle for me because I'm an overthinker. Right.
Speaker: And I start to rethink and I, and I, and I started putting all these, not like, you know, like I'm not like, yeah, no, it's like, I'm like, Oh my God, there's somebody else or anything. I was not putting that type of scenario in my head. It's just like, Oh, I'm such an idiot. I can't believe that I, you know, you know, yeah. You said there and go, Oh, maybe I should hold back because yeah. Cause it's starting to bugger. Mm -hmm.
Speaker: But however, I did tell her this past weekend sober, mind you, that I did love her. And I don't expect her to say it back. I know she's still going through everything. I say it all the time. I just actually blatantly said it. Right. And I kind of sneak it in here from time to time, but haven't quite reached that point where it's a common occurrence.
Speaker: Good idea. I absolutely 100 % love this woman. I don't know. It's a weird feeling to... Because I've said it before and I thought I felt it before, but... But once you actually feel it, there's a difference. It's so real and natural that
Speaker: It's hard to fight, it's hard to hold back and it's hard to not, just something as simple as.
Speaker: Hey, I was just calling real quick to see how your day was going. And then, oh, you know, how, my day's going good. How's your day going? Okay. I'll call you. It's like you, you, and you want to shout it from the mountain. Yeah. Like I said, it's like, Oh, Hey, I only got a minute. I just want to see how your day was going. Oh, my day's going good. How's your day going? Oh, it's busy, but it's not too bad. Okay. And then we hang up and I'm like, Oh,
Speaker: I love you. I love you. And I miss you. I'm sorry. This makes me a pussy, but you know, it is what it is. No, you know what? And it's, it's not even.
Speaker: Yes. Like, I would sit here and give you shit about it. I'd be like, ha ha, pussy. But I wouldn't do it in the first place. But my point is someone could say that, but at the end of the day, it doesn't feel like that. Yeah, but I mean, like you said, you could or somebody else could, and I'd be like, yeah, okay, I'm a pussy.
Speaker: Why because I love my woman because I love my girlfriend and I think she's amazing and And and I love everything about her. Does that make me a pussy? Okay, I'll be a pussy And you until you feel that feeling that you're feeling It cannot be explained. It's not enough No, it is it's inevitable it's inevitable calm down Thanos What's inevitable what's inevitable?
Speaker: It's a fancy word for unexplainable. I got to look that up. I like that word. Ineffable. Ineffable. I feel like that was what you would say to some ugly person. Like, Jeff, you're ineffable. No. No, actually, that was in a movie. It was in a movie, or a TV show, and then I said, oh, it's in How I Met Your Mother. Ted says to the girl that knows Crowd and God, he says, it's ineffable. And she's like, so I'm ineffable?
Speaker: Yes, my first thought was yeah, but it's actually it's actually means it's unexplainable It's a fancy word. I like that word Right. No, it really is Like I said, you know, I I truly felt like that that I've been in love before But nothing like this nothing like this And and like
Speaker: my wife and I, we can literally fight like cats and dogs. Like we want to pull your hair out, murder and bury the body and try to get away with it. But at the end of the day, I'd rather fight with her
Speaker: for two minutes or 40 years than be with anybody else on the test. No, exactly. You know, that's the thing. I'd rather spend a lifetime trying to fix it and make it right and make us work than spend a day or spend a minute. You know, like it's so weird to like, dude, it's so crazy because it's like, man, I was
Speaker: I was with my ex -wife for 17 years. Right. You know, I was engaged, you know, I was engaged, but like, the feeling I have now is nothing, it doesn't compare to any, it's not the same, like this,
Speaker: Legitimately in my life, it feels like everything is right. And at the end of the day, she's the most important person in the world to me. It's my kids, it's my kids and her. On some level, you constantly worry you're gonna fuck it up.
Speaker: every every oh dude that's how you know that's the only way to explain every millisecond of every day you're like i'm gonna fuck this up and i and i and the last few yeah in the last few days i've been fighting that that monster i like i feel like i'm doing something wrong you know i don't know what it is but like something in my in my gut it's like man i i fuck this up i know that something's not right and
Speaker: Like I'm Jeff, you know me better than anybody else. Right. So if I tell you I'm terrified of something, it's, you know, I'm absolutely terrified. And it's just like, what did, what is going on? Why is, why, why, why is it that I'm so afraid right now? You felt, you felt the good and you're afraid to go back.
Speaker: No, exactly. I think you're right. I'm absolutely terrified right now. Like I don't know what I don't know what it is, but I'm scared to fucking death like something has I don't know if I did I actually I'm just gonna put it all on me like I don't know if I did something if I said something if I did something or what it is, but I'm absolutely terrified and I haven't met and I like I can't explain it but
Speaker: I'm like, it's, it's like, it's starting to kind of eat me up a little bit. Yeah. And that's, I think that's why you, you lean more towards the, the, um, affirmation. Yeah. Like I've never, yeah, I know. I absolutely agree with that. I've never been afraid of losing anybody in my life.
Speaker: You know, like when when my ex -wife and I we split them like yeah, that's what it is. I understand it was coming whatever with Charlotte it was like well, you know, I already seen this coming I know you I you know, I started to see that I started to pay attention to the red flags. I knew this was coming but Now like what are legitimately right now? I'm so goddamn scared and it's just like I
Speaker: I don't get scared. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I'm not, I, you know, I don't get terrified. Nothing scares me. I'm good. I'm not afraid of anything, you know? But there's something about her. I don't know, man. She, she, she's a, we all have a soulmate out there. And, and, and, and, and I, and I was actually talking to Cam earlier, Cameron, and I was telling him, I was like, dude, I was like, stop beating yourself up.
Speaker: We all go through our trials and our tribulations and everything like that. But at the end of the day, everything has a reason. There's a reason, everything happens for a reason. And whoever you believe in, whatever it is, there's a higher power that already knows your plan in life. And you are, at the end of the day, you are a passenger. You are absolutely a passenger. And I told Jody, I said,
Speaker: I've been through hell and back. She's been through it too. I mean, I would gladly go down that road a million times if at the end of the day it led me to her. I don't know if I've ever told you my theory of life and fate and all that. It should be interesting. Well, I think of it as a highway.
Speaker: And you constantly see exit and intersections, depending on which way you turn. But there are multiple places where if you took the next left, you're still going to eventually end up where you're supposed to. No, absolutely. Absolutely. It just might be a longer way to get there. But if you would have stayed straight instead of not turning left or right, you would have ended up there quicker.
Speaker: But sometimes you need to take the road less travel Absolutely. Absolutely because like I said at the end of the day there's you are meant to be a person you are meant to you are meant to be straight if you were going straight on that path and not turned left you wouldn't have learned the lesson you needed to learn and you would have gotten there too soon and not Appreciated it. Well not all that but you know, like I said you you are meant to
Speaker: Become a certain person you are meant to you you you go through the things and you deal with the shit that you deal with Because at the end of the day you are meant to become a certain, you know, there's a plan for everything I firmly believe that there's everything happens for a reason and you are meant to become a certain type of person
Speaker: So you can take the shortcut, so to say, take that left at the exit when you were meant to go right. But at the end of the day, you're still gonna end up on the same path. You know, it's just, you know, and there's a saying that I seen a while back and it was like, if I could go back in time or if I could go back in time. I wouldn't change that fucking thing.
Speaker: Oh, I would change some things I would absolutely change some things no because But it goes back to it goes back to the grandfather paradox. Well, I know what your butterfly effect
Speaker: Well, yeah, that too. Well, the grandfather paradoxes is, I don't know if you've heard this theory, but the grandfather paradoxes is this guy grows up hates his grandfather and creates a time machine and goes back and kills his grandfather. But without his grandfather, his mother would never have been born. And without his mother being born, he wouldn't have been born. So how he would kill his grandfather, that's the grandfather's paradox. Here's the thing that I, and I said it was a journey a while back.
Speaker: It was like, if I could go back in time, I would find you sooner so I could love you longer. Understood. But here's the problem. But I also get, I also get the, I also get what you're saying. So that, you know, it's kind of like a matter sooner. You guys might not have hit it off as well. Yeah. So it's like, she might've still been married and you just said that with your dick in your hand. Well, that's what I said. If I could go back to 18 year old me or 16 year old me, I would say, Hey, when you're 18,
Speaker: And you're packing up your bags and you're going to charl and you're ready to move to charleston You have to go you have to go through cincinnati. Why are you in cincinnati? Stop off over here And you're gonna see this beautiful woman But you don't know it now and you may not believe it, but she will steal your whole goddamn heart
Speaker: Well, here's the thing. But yeah, I get what you're saying now. You wouldn't be able to appreciate it because you had to go through hell to get to the heaven you're in. No, absolutely. Right. As much as, I mean, if I could change so much of my life, I would, as long as it wouldn't affect my future. No, no, exactly. If it wouldn't affect my future. If it changed the cigarette you smoked that day, it changes. No, a butterfly effect. Yeah. But now, yeah, like I said, you know, I am.
Speaker: And again, it's kind of a it's kind of a weird conundrum because if I could go back and I could still you know But at the same time, but if I went back and I changed it Wow, man, who would have thought you who would have thunk you would have made me think and I just play one on a podcast
Speaker: No, you're an idiot. I've known you for 25 years. You're an idiot. But no, that's a good thought process. And that comes back to what I said when Jody and I first met. And when we first started talking, I said, if I had to go down this road a million times, as long as I knew that it led me to where I am with you, I would gladly do it. I would do it every time. I would do it over and over again. Yes. I mean, seriously.
Speaker: The, hold on, how do I say it? But like the decision for me to join the Navy in high school led me to where I am now. Bicycle Flats, God bless the broken road. Look that up if you don't know what it is. That is a good song. God bless the broken road that led me to - If I wouldn't have joined the Navy, I wouldn't have wanted to move out of the United States when I got back.
Speaker: Because I had seen the world and I was like, oh, well, if you wouldn't have committed a felony, you knew that Mexico was a non -extraditional state. If I wouldn't have moved here, I would have never met my wife. There's no way in hell I would have met her.
Speaker: No, no, that's the thing. If I, you know, hadn't taken that one job, that was a shit job. No, exactly. And that's the thing. Like had I, if I could go back and I could tell 16 year old me, Hey, when you're 18, your life is going to go to hell and you're going to be ready to end it all. But you're, you're, you're a fucking idiot and you're not going to do it right because, you know, whatever.
Speaker: And you have the opportunity to go to Charleston and you go to Charleston, who's to say, Jody and I go to, I go to Charleston and I say, Hey, stop in Cincinnati. And, and, and go to this, this place at this time and this location, who's to say that her and I are going to be in that same point in life where, where we're looking or we need, or we need what each other has to offer like.
Speaker: like she may not believe it. I don't know. I don't even know if she's she's listening. She's probably watching AEW, right? And currently, which is fine. I don't blame you for watching AEW. But. You know. I may not have been what she needed back then, right? She may not have been what I needed back then, you know, vice versa.
Speaker: We both needed to go through the shit that we went through and put it been put into situations that we were put in To realize that and I'm still not convinced that you know, like I'm that's the thing that I'm struggling with and it is one of the things that's killed me right now I'm not convinced like I know she can do so much better than me and and and And it's like a struggle I've been having the last few days. It's just like I
Speaker: I'm not giving up. I'm not giving up. I'm gonna still keep being who I am and everything like that. It is what it is. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not gonna - Well, oddly enough, the proof to my road theory is with me and my wife. Since I've moved to Mexico,
Speaker: And my wife and I figured this out about a year. Sorry for those of you who are still watching. This is typically an offline Jeff and, Jeff and I Chris conversation. Cause we get, we get super real when we talk together and yeah, we don't pick on each other as much. Um, but my wife and I realized about a year ago that, that since I've moved to Mexico, her and I have never lived more than 10 blocks from each other.
Speaker: Yeah, you were telling me that one time. It's weird. Like, you know, I was when I first moved here, I had an apartment and she was literally 10 blocks away. Like when she was in elementary school, you lived across the street. You used to take pictures. You take pictures of her and you didn't realize it was her. And then when my ex and I moved in together,
Speaker: She was five blocks away. And it was like they had moved within the same week that my ex and I moved. What? What? Is it still on? Yeah, it's still on, Kevin. Put your shirt on. You guys need to get in the house. But we've never been more than 10 blocks away from each other.
Speaker: Destiny. Yeah, exactly. That's the thing. That's the thing. Like you said, like with Jody and I, there's absolutely no mind. There's no doubt in my mind that it was Destiny because she and I do have to say, as much as you give me shit for being on TikTok, didn't you guys meet on TikTok? No. Lie like a broken dog. No, no. No, it's not a lie.
Speaker: I thought you guys, no, no, she followed me on TikTok. I guess in a way, but she followed me on TikTok, but I don't follow people back who have private accounts or, or anything like that.
Speaker: and then she followed me on Snapchat. And at the time when she followed me on Snapchat, I was following people back who actually, cause it shows on Snapchat when somebody adds you as a friend, quick search or whatever, or search. So I was only adding people back who actually searched for me and she searched for me. I had no idea who she was. I didn't even know if it was a male or female. I just knew that somebody had looked for me and followed me. And, and, and, and, um, then she posted a picture with,
Speaker: with her and, uh, one of the girls that she works with at a hospital, which is going to become a, uh, a future cop, which are future police officer. And I can't wait. I have, she may not know this. She may not care or whatever, but I'm, she's got my support. I look forward to her becoming a cop. Um, and then they posted a Jody posted a picture of the two of them together. Right.
Speaker: And I made a comment and I told you this, I think this weekend, or maybe when she was up here. I think it was when she was up here. When I commented on it, I was hoping
Speaker: that she would see it. No, no, no, no. I was hoping that she was the one who posted the picture. Not the other. Not the other. There's nothing wrong with the other girl. She's a cute girl, but anything, but you know, I like, I like Jodi. I thought Jodi. Yeah. You had your target set. Yeah. Well, wasn't it a target set or anything like that? I just made a comment and I was hoping that it was to Jodi and not the other girl.
Speaker: And then it's just, we just kind of, I was at the gym, I was working out. I was, you know, I just made a cheesy ass comment that I know she's heard a billion times being a female police officer. And, and then we started, you know, kind of going back and forth. And, and, and, and I, and I told you this was going back and forth. And then I was like, you know, I thought I took it a comment too far. And I was like, Oh, you know, I'm sorry. I didn't, you know,
Speaker: everything was cool and we was having fun and I thought we was just joking and you know, I might have said something. I should have said the line, right? Yeah. And she was like, no, you're cool. You're fine. Yeah. You know, and then we started talking from there. So yes, she followed me on TikTok. Yes, she followed me because my Snapchat was on TikTok, but I didn't know who she was when we started talking. I was not following her on Snapchat or on on on on TikTok. Yeah.
Speaker: So, you know, I didn't, I didn't know. I guess you can say that at the end of the day, um, because of social media, social media. And, and, and it wasn't until a little bit after we like, you know, from that point on, then her and I started talking and we started conversating back and forth and, you know, and, and then we.
Speaker: you know, even even after we were talking and chit -chatting back and forth and and we'd video chat a couple times. Both of us had doubts like both of us was like we're getting captured. I don't know why. I don't know why she would think I was look at me. Yeah. Um but there was that moment that that that when we that you know, we have established that she's she's blind. So, I'm pretty sure possible.
Speaker: But, um, you know, and I was thinking, you know, we were supposed to meet a certain time and I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I got a, I got a free weekend. How about I come see you? I was like two or three weeks sooner than what we planned. Right. And both of us had the same thing. It was like, when we seen each other for the first time, it was kind of a sigh of relief. Like, Oh my God.
Speaker: You're really, you're really who you are. You don't have a dick bigger than mine. That was the thing. Like, this was even after we video chatted and we'd been talking and stuff like that. And then, you know, some of these filters are like, I don't know. And not only was it the catfish thing, but then I go down there and I'm on my guard. Like I'm like, because, you know, you hear the horror stories, like, you know, you meet somebody offline.
Speaker: and you go meet them. I was like, I was waiting for some dudes to rush in and try to rob me. Right. So it's like, all right. You know, like I'm on my guard, but it wasn't, you know, and I don't know. I mean, like I said, she's meeting her and talking to her.
Speaker: Yeah meeting her and what Jeff does tell you guys is that he was a cross guard at the kindergarten when he met his wife No, actually we both worked at the same call center. I was in charge of the English department and her mom was in charge of the Spanish And my wife has this thing for heels the woman's like damn near six foot and she wears four inch heels and
Speaker: Well, not anymore, but at the time she did. And she walked in wearing these heels. I was just like, Oh, nice. Hook, line and sinker. Yeah. No, I mean, that's the thing that kills me because it's like, I look at me and I look at Jody and I know she can have any damn man she wants. You're literally sitting there going.
Speaker: Yeah. Either you can't add or because this don't have this is not like it's typically only fat chicks like me. We know it. You want to talk about? Meanwhile, I got one. I can put my whole damn arm around one arm. I can wrap it all the way around there.
Speaker: This holder as tight as can be So I don't know what I'm doing, right? Like I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what it is. It's like I have the same issue I've been with my wife for we've been married for 11 years been together for 12 and I still don't know what fuck I do I truly don't know
Speaker: I still think she's drunk from the night I met her but she doesn't drink so that doesn't count either. Yeah. Like I said, I don't know, man. Like, have this ice cream. Poor form is amazing. Hey, baby. I love that shit. Like, you know, and like I said, I know that's one of the things I've been. I've been the last the last few days or something like
Speaker: Yeah, I just feel like I might have done or said something. I doubt it. I think it all comes down to your mental, your mentalness. Yeah. And I'm the same way. I think you're going, ah, I fucked up somewhere, but you can't realize where you fucked up because you didn't actually fuck up. Yeah. I think at the end of the day, it's just more, I ain't going anywhere, man. Like at the end of the day, I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker: I'm gonna keep pushing, I'm gonna keep proving and everything else, but it's just, I am. And I don't know Jody from a hole in the wall, but what I'm saying is like, she might need you to push that like - No, absolutely. I'm just gonna bury her a little bit, where she may not say it, but in the back of your mind, eventually she will be happy that you did.
Speaker: No And you do have that 50 -50 shot it's either gonna blow up in your face or you're gonna end up perfectly happy
Speaker: I'd much rather I did the day I'd much rather. Let's be honest. One day she might wake up and go, Jesus Christ. Oh God, I can see you again. Son of a bitch. You turned my blindness now. Get the fuck out. Like I said, I'm more willing to take the chance that it's going to blow up in my face and kick me in the dick.
Speaker: Well, at the end of the day, you have to. Yeah. That's how much she means to me. I just give short not to. Yeah. At the end of the day, that's how much she means to me. Like one of the girls that I dated right before I left for the Navy, I literally thought she was going to be my end all be all. She left for the Air Force. I left for the Navy within a week of each other and never spoke again.
Speaker: said we each sent a broke up letter at the same time. A breakup letter. And it was like, hey,
Speaker: It was almost a no hard feelings thing on both our sides. And it's like, it's not you. It's the fact that we are really on opposite sides of that side. It's not you. It's me. It's not you. It's the military, you know? But, like, I know for a fact, and we've, her and I have reconnected like four or five years ago on Facebook, and we had a little chat, and it was like,
Speaker: She's happy now and I'm happy now. And her and I have had the same conversation that you and I are having right now. It's like, I thought I was in love in the past. I was wrong.
Speaker: No, it wasn't against. It wasn't anything against her. It wasn't against anything against me. It's just everything. There was nothing wrong with the relationship I had with her on either way, except for the fact that we were just like, yeah, this thing's run its course. Yeah. It was meant to be. Yeah.
Speaker: It is what it is. What are you going to do? And it was it was I was grateful to find that out then as opposed to like 17 years later when I got divorced. Christopher. As you sit in your apartment in Kentucky. Mr. Kentucky. Mr.
Speaker: You know what? I want to, I want to, I want to come back at you. That's hours and all about that reach around. I, I, I want to, I want to give you shit and I want to come back at you but I can't, I can't hold on a second. I got this for you. This is just for you buddy.
Speaker: There you go. There you go. There it is. Oh, well, yeah, we definitely get it. It's a perfect wrap up to everything. We definitely gotta wrap it up. Have a nice and a little perfect bow. A little, a little bow. A little Christmas time bow. And Jody was, Jody was on point. She was like, yeah, you got this. Yeah.
Speaker: you know, a little assist for this guy right here. Actually, I don't know. I shouldn't even get you. Nobody. I did that to myself. I I deserve the home run. You can't. I'm the whole. I'm bringing it back. No, this is nice. That was a nice reach around. Kentucky was a nice little, it was a nice little, you know, short stop. Yeah. Two outs. Yeah, that was that was a nice
Speaker: Hey, how you doing? Cheers to you. I drink. I drink to that. Cheers to you, man. It was nice to reach around. See, that's how insane Jeff and I was. I was already looking for Blacktop Mojo. We are going to wrap the show up. A little four hour edition on a Wednesday. We appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. We'll be back Monday because we won't be here Saturday. We're, we're taking Saturday off for fourth of July.
Speaker: But we'll be back Monday with a brand new show. Maybe Jeff will be here. Maybe Jeff won't be here. Maybe Tony will be here. Maybe Tony will be awake. Maybe Tony will be awake. I don't know. I might be able to be here on Monday because I don't really have, I don't have to work, but I probably will. Well, the invites are out. So, you know, if you can join us, join us. If you can't, you can't, but we do appreciate y 'all listening. We do appreciate y 'all hanging out. We're going to drop a little blacked out mojo on you.
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Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until they're ongoing She waits for space into the wind and she communes with the dead She throws the poison through the fire
Speaker: Wait the blade, I'll clap her head As I begin to breathe, she said Oh, mother in the sky Take this back and find I wanna live forever And no spirit in the earth Give me a new word Make me a god, Lord
Speaker: Look on as she stops to feast There was a smile on her face As she walked right to leave It's a left to back up
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good.
Speaker: No man, like something sharp, something like I can stab to fit myself with. I've got some sharp cheddar combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker with a cheese baby. All right. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right.
Speaker: Got your bathroom key right there make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362 and I'm gonna have to have exact same so we're in a coin shortage at the moment Whatever man, okay, that's I'm sorry
Speaker: In the sky, take this back behind I wanna live forever And now, spirit in the earth Kill me out of earth, make me a god like you
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck. Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: I'm all alone in the sky Take this sacrifice I wanna live forever And I'm a spirit in the earth Giving up your love Maybe you've gone like you
Speaker: Yeah buddy, that's how you end the show right there boys. We appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out.
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Speaker: Tony's not here but Tony, if he was here, he would say, mother had you, mother made you. Mother **** you. Oh, would that be said? We'll see you next time. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical time. Goodbye, mother ****
