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Speaker: thats but What, baby? Nikki goes, wow. Wow. Wow. What the fuck is going on, everybody? It's Saturday night. You heard the man suck my dick, eat my asshole. You ready for the show?
Speaker: and something I guess rock out with the special rock out my cock out and she can hang out with her claim now yes I don't know so wait a minute so I've never heard that terminology for a women's labor woman I've never heard the terminology I thought you said clang No, I tried to make it right. I was trying to make it rhyme. Yeah, I tried to trade it from claim clam to claim as like, you know, I've heard a lot of names for the lady bits down there, but never heard. You're going to call it crying. Remember that little brain creature from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that lived inside that robot.
Speaker: That's not offensive or anything. Not even remotely. two we're go at restart show starup really through
Speaker: start to showm i'm sorry i fucked it up for And we are cancelled already. Yeah, if we haven't been cancelled yet. I don't think. Yeah, i't I'm pretty sure.
Speaker: I don't think we've scared off all the woke people so they won't watch. They're like, yeah, we know their assholes. Let's just ignore them. Oh, no, the woke people, they watch us. They love us. They're just, they just can't tell any of their friends. They're closeted. They're closeted. The nonsense -ians. Yes. They're closeted nonsense -ians at the end of the day. I'm at the closet already. It's all right. It's Saturday. You can come on up. We'll expose you to the world. Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker: but that would do would be hilarious. Oh, what's up? Rip dog. How are you doing brother? Sorry. We got a little bit of a late start. I was deleting music and, uh, and cleaning up, uh, doing some housekeeping on the, uh, stream yard.
Speaker: and uh delete music so I can add more music on the stream. Well let's be honest we had we can have 99 100 things in our beat we had 99 for the longest time it's been ridiculous. Well and we were at 99 again because I went to upload music tonight and I had three songs the two of them uploaded and the other one did so I was like god damn it I was gonna start now outside every time every time I go to add a photo or something. It's like, you have too many things. I'm like, what can I delete? Yeah. I heard Jarvis is coming back. I mean, incorrectly not here. Maybe on some wish version podcast. I don't know. Generic. Teemu style. Yeah. Wish version intro, wish version, uh, uh, logo.
Speaker: you know he's professional though but yeah you um Connor might be coming back, though. What's going on, Jeez? What's up with you, brother? Glick, oh, you know I do, brother. You know I do, brother. Anywho, welcome to Dot's physical. Dot says he's Jeff. He's Jeff over there. I'm Glick. Who knows who's going to pop in tonight? We might see an appearance from Connor. Maybe Blaze will be here.
Speaker: Hopefully, a certain Florida floor idiot pops up in the comments because I need to have a discussion with him because Y 'all are so up you so up night about fucking let's not even start about you fucking shitting all over Christian Bale when you were talking about Batman. So you have no room to talk sir Hashtag worst Batman ever. I still i so I'll stand on that. hill I will stand on that Hill.
Speaker: worst Batman ever. I, I, I claimed that I still then Clooney or Val Kilmer. Oh no, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry. Clooney phoned that shit in. Like he was but working from home. Let's be honest. I've never been a big Clooney. I got to get through this fucking intro, but I've never been a Clooney fan. I'll put that out there right now. I'm not a huge George Clooney fan. I don't like his movies. Don't like the emotion of the ocean 475 movies.
Speaker: yeah You know, there's been there's been very few things that c Clooney's done. Nothing against the guy. I think he's a great actor. Just not my cup of tea when it comes to move. Yeah, I know I get it. I'm racking my brain trying to think of something that I'm like. i love val I love Val Kilmer, one of the coolest guy to come out of like the 80s and 90s. And just why? And Batman just shot himself in the foot. Just right in the throat. He doesn't have throat cancer, y 'all. No, he played Batman. That's what it got. Yeah. I don't have throat cancer. I actually played Batman and shot myself. Like I was telling you before we started, I watched Tombstone last night because they put it on Disney Plus.
Speaker: And I was like, fuck, I haven't watched Tombstone forever. That Val Kilmer versus Batman Val Kilmer. Oh, yeah. The coolest. Nobody have some bills to pay. The coolest Val Kilmer ever, man. Yes. As Doc Holliday. Johnny Ringo. He said you're so drunk, you're probably seeing doubles. These doubles. I got so i got two guns.
Speaker: You know, here's the crazy thing. I've seen Tombstone, I don't know, 30, 40 times. I've never watched it from the beginning until last night. I always like, you know, you catch it on HBO or something. I've watched that movie. I always catch them. I always catch it right after they take over the the gambling in the, in the Orient bar. So granted it's only, I only missed 15 minutes of my whole life, but I was like, ah,
Speaker: now i get it i didn't miss anything so i'm not yeah but i did find i i kind of watched it last night with a um uh i don't know how to say it like skepticism i wanted the the confusing parts of it. Why are there two sheriffs? I get one's County, one's city, but it's a West thing. Yeah. No, I've watched that movie so many times. I've watched that movie so many times. I love that movie. It's awesome. Um, anyways, what was it? That's physical nonsense. Everybody it is Saturday night. You know what that means. It's time for the open door challenge. Shop that link for me one time. DJ Jeff. There it goes. Boom.
Speaker: wave is in the gym don't ever don't ever do that again you're so white you're white showing jeff you're white showing oh no no go ahead okay i'll save us look you've already you've already you've already dropped one more on here let's not uh That's why I could take another step further. Cause cause I've already been canceled. so Yeah. Well, it is very good. Brown woman. I have privilege. yeah yeah Okay. It is Saturday night. It is the open door challenge. The link is in the chat. If you're feeling extra froggy and you're feeling extra brave,
Speaker: Well, we challenge you to go ahead and hit that link and come up on here with us. We just had two simple rules. Hey, please turn the camera on. If you be so kind and there's a wiener on that monitor, I swear to God's do.
Speaker: and Oh, fucking leaders. Put your pecker away. Nobody wants to see it. But you can hang out with your clam out. What's going on? um um down It's preseason and I'm pretty sure you guys lost last week and you guys are going to probably lose and no one cares about sports working just in game. So calm down.
Speaker: Yeah, i'm I'm going to be sad because because our rookies and third stringers lost to the Minnesota Vikings today. Oh no. I think I can take on the third stringers.
Speaker: I enjoy I do enjoy preseason and not because I think the Browns are going to win or anything like that. I don't even get upset if they lose. Actually, I don't get upset anymore if they lose period in regular season. I just I just like to. I like to watch preseason because you do get to see the rookies and you get to see guys who are fighting for a spot on the roster and and trying to you know make the team or if they don't make the Browns at least make enough of an impression to make another team in the NFL.
Speaker: Okay. like So it's, it's, it's, it's really cool. It's really cool. ah That's why, that's why I enjoy watching priestess. And I know some people, you know, i know what if their, if their team goes three and oh, they're the goddamn preseason champions and they're the greatest team in the world. And then the season I can fix the Browns problem rane about the winning and losing thing. I can make sure they win every game.
Speaker: They hired Colin Kaepernick. Turn on Madden. Harbaugh was trying to do that out in San Diego. He was trying to get him hired on as a quarterback. But Colin Kaepernick still wants to play football, mind you. He's 37 years old, I think it is. And he hasn't played football in how many years? But he still thinks he's familiar with NFL. Yeah, I'm sorry. How old is he? He's like 36, 37, 38. Dude, I'm 44 years old. And I cut my grass yesterday, and I'm sore.
Speaker: Yeah, but he's an actual professional athlete. He's still in shape. Is he really? What sport does he play lately? He was a professional athlete. I'm sure he's still in shape. You know what I mean? Well, I think he started the gym. He could have had a career somewhere else, like Canada in the Canadian Football League or maybe the UFL or maybe the USFL. Why does that make me laugh? Why does the Canadian football team i don't it think yeah Canadian Football League is wild, man. It's not. It's and a lot of different. I have an honest question. is in and And I've heard this. I don't know if it's true. So I want to ask you because I know you're a sports guy. Is the Canadian football field longer or shorter? Is that actually a thing? I think it's shorter. I'm not 100 % sure. But I think it's... i said i From my understanding, there's a different length.
Speaker: Yeah, I think I think there is. I know there's a lot of different rules in Canadian football than American football. um But I mean, you could take the worst American football team against the best Canadian football team in the NFL would destroy the CFL. Just say let's be honest. Yeah, because it like look nobody nobody goes through college say I'm going to go play for the CFL. What's going on, boys? What's up, brother? Sitting in the cheap seats tonight, I see. Yeah.
Speaker: The link's in the chat. I don't think he needs the link. What he needs to do is upload last night's show. so ze castper No, did he do it? It's already funky done. Oh, okay. Cause I was checking and I saw Cassius corners up there, but I didn't see. No, not the new episode. I was trying to put it up earlier and and I gotta, I'm on, I am waiting to hear back from Technical support from zinc answer. Anywho, as I was saying, we keep getting sidetracked. It'll be one of those things. Um, apparently I sent you something on Snapchat. Blaze. Check it out. novel gang Check out non -sensical nonsense as part of the non -sensical network. Check out the ne network on all the social medias. We're everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. We have shows on the network Monday through Sunday -ish. um On YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook, you can watch the shows live. You can get in the chatters box. You can hang out with us.
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Speaker: We appreciate everybody who watches our shows. No. In different ways. Jeff puts you in a spank bank. Yes, I do. that I know why I was all serious about it. I was like, I know it.
Speaker: I was just going to let that one simmer. i last what that what's so no There goes our viewer. no i so Wait a minute. Our numbers are going up. Wait a minute. They might be able to talk about how you put our viewers in there in your s Spank Bank. Some more than others. or some music
Speaker: what's going on leg That is a rumor started by one person.
Speaker: and but rip dog you rip dog you some of it I missed you live and got to catch some of it on the replay when I was doing some things here. I caught some of the one the other day. Who was the the long haired gentleman that joins you today? I saw I saw a screenshot of that. I didn't get it. Cody will come back to the network before before Jarvis comes back to the network. Let me go ahead. That's a big swing.
Speaker: Let me go ahead and put that out there. and says a rubber Hey, please. Daddy, please. We started last night. You guys last night? What's that? You, you, uh. Did Daddy Blaze dominate you last night? Fucking last night. You know how, you know how behind the scenes, you know, we we eventually all show up and I popped up on the screen. You know, I showed I jumped up on the on the thing and he's sitting there playing on his computer and I was like, hi, daddy. And he's like, oh, yeah, I understand. I understand. Like he just totally all the all the all the groupies.
Speaker: I know how it goes. Stuffy number one radio podcast or a host of many number one rated podcasts and creating the greatest network of all time. I mean, you know, you have a pretty cool thing going on too. Number one radio show, number one music stuff. We we have groupies when we're rock stars and superstars. It happens. It happens.
Speaker: Damn. Y 'all still hate Jarvis? I don't know about y 'all. I don't know about all of them. I don't hate him. I just want him to get hit by a fucking bus. yeah Or truck, you know. assessment I'm not picking. Or a heard of mousses or I don't know. I'm just going to continue to fuck with him because he's a bitch made motherfucker. Let's be honest. Congratulations, Mama Jarvis. You made a bitch.
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Speaker: I'm gonna leave it at that. Let that simmer. Let that soak in a little bit. Yeah. No, I don't care. No, I don't. I don't hate the kid. I just don't. I don't hate anybody. I just, I just don't like the way, you know, if, you know, if, if for some reason somebody wants to stop doing the show, doing a show or something, be a man. Give me a call. Don't fucking block motherfuckers like you're a giant pussy.
Speaker: Go ahead. o
Speaker: but We're going to be live for the next five and a half hours. So I mean, it's an open door challenge. I would love to, but I hate to break it to you, Cameron. He won't. I hate to break it to you. the That boy is a straight up poo sua with a capital poo sua because he ain't been doing nothing but running and hiding and ducking dodging since he blocked me on everything.
Speaker: And then, you know, how hard is it to get off the couch? I'm just... Let it percolate.
Speaker: The big words. Let it percolate. I just don't care for him. He's a fraud. He's a sham. I never was, never gonna be.
Speaker: ah He's hiding his blanket somewhere. I mean, just I mean, just think he could have gone out and in glorious fashion like Mark and Brian getting getting gangbanged to death by a group of dolphins after molesting the manatees and having their show replaced with AI. It's still doing a show. It's still having cool guests and and and having fun. But no, now he's just as the great.
Speaker: Don Johnson once says better be dead and cool than alive and uncool. Now, now, now he's now he's just in the void. Yeah, nobody's going to know about it. it's the standards bitch He's I can't consider his hands off in his face. but but He home the meaning to skull fuckingck you that fucking That's not good. That part of that movie man kind of freaked me out a little bit.
Speaker: Agreed. It was a good, good thing. Also, agreed, Cameron. Agreed, Jeeves. And it's all it gave to your friends find out. I'm just saying. On ESPN. was he Is he the janitor?
Speaker: at the At the local ESPN affiliate in Minnesota?
Speaker: and to was yeah I can't remember if it was Monday or Wednesday night. I had downloaded the intro and I started it. I got about a second or two of it in. I was like, oops, that's trash. Fucking place lost the shit. Place was like, oh, damn. Shots fired.
Speaker: What's going on in DT Potash? What's going on, man? How you guys doing? Nothing. Typical Saturday night, brother. I told you it was good, right? I was telling Blaze last time about this movie that just came out. It's called Jackpot. It's John Cena's new movie. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fucking hilarious, dude. We just watched Ricky Sinicki finally last night. That shit had both Ricky and I rolling. He's like, he's an air picker. He's an air picker.
Speaker: This is Saturday night. we just and We're just getting started. So we just come in here. we' we're We're, we're completely out of control and and unhinged. And we do a little thing that we call the open door challenge where we just drop the link and anybody who's anybody who wants to come in and hang out with us, all they got to do is click the link and they can come be a part of the show. So again, just in case, cause I see Cory, Cory, NDT podcast. How are you doing, sir? They've been in our cash to show. Oh, okay.
Speaker: Uh, by the way, do watch jackpot. Yeah, I want to watch jackpot. It looks like it's going to be good. It's fucking hilarious. Jeff cracking himself up for that. Yeah, that movie is hilarious. Today, I was just the last what the fuck news episode at work like you and Blazer talking about penis blood. right as it guy Dude, we had everything I want the fuck news Wednesday night. Jeff, you missed it. We had we had shit eating. We had bloody penises. We had missed the good ones. Yeah, we we we had a little bit of we had a buffet of what the fuckery on on Wednesday night. years
Speaker: Yeah, it always happens. but Every time the kids have a birthday, I miss a good show. Yeah, man. Well, we also discovered scatology. Scatology? Blaze is a scatologist. I'm afraid to ask. It's time to find my AirPods. Yep. Just Google just school scatology, Jeffrey. cause ah No, no. My algorithm is fucked up enough.
Speaker: uh yeah blazes a scatologist we discovered on wednesday night we also discovered between monday and wednesday night blazed and i should not be left unsupervised so you guys need a welcome found out that i that i that i that i speak fluent fluent conga springus and if you don't get that reference check out min for min i totally got that
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: Jeff was at the old Shucky Cheese. Well, you have penis talk every week. It is a permanent feature. What are you talking about? maybe' where Yeah, we have a mandatory penis story because yeah again it's not a Wednesday unless I hear a fucked up penis. Yeah. Again, we have a standing rule here at the Nonsenseable Network. When one of us dies, somebody has to get to their laptop, cell phones and tablets ASAP and delete everything.
Speaker: or because we're because I have, if you open my web browser on my phone right now, I have multiple penis stories. Penis, penis, penis, penis. You should have a dedicated jingle for it. You know what, I like that. Penis time, it's penis time. There it is, that's the jingle.
Speaker: just uh yeah just uh ladies and gentlemen of the listening audience give uh scatology a little uh a little google google link that's your google box yeah i'm not i've fallen for that shit be shut dying trust me trust me jeff that'll be that'll be a bright shining light on your ah sister yeah that'll be a positive thing in your search history scatology i'm i'm so afraid to hit return
Speaker: um get to If you guys have it already and you don't know what we're talking about, go ahead and check out Wednesday Night Show. It is up on all the podcasting platforms as well as the replay on our Facebook and YouTube channels so you can watch it live Wednesday night. I wonder if there's a school you can go to for Skype.
Speaker: Yeah, I hear you can go to the Ohio State University. Well, no, that's all they that's all they teach here. No, because like ah birds suck at book eyes. They. Sorry, football is right around the corner. Literally, this is the last Saturday without college football. Wow, there's a lot of shit on here about it. Yeah, I see there's a lot of shit. ha ha but Didn't even look at that. I made a joke and didn't plan it. No, but like.
Speaker: it's it's literally not just who play it's you know it's like they they analyze shit from like prehistoric times like this guy had born it's still here you know like like the poop like the poop museum yeah that guy who owns the museum of poo he's that's right yeah yeah um i'm i'm still saying they need to move it move it next to the penis museum that we talked about and Benjy, what's going on, Bradshaw? Bradshaw.
Speaker: Yeah, there you go. Hit the like button. yeah You know what? Yeah. Benjy, a star for that. Hit the like button, you people. What do you mean by you people? it will put the but Sorry. it Sorry, fairytale creatures. What do you mean by fairytale creatures? Oh, speaking of creatures. Alright, first and foremost.
Speaker: I'm on y 'all and in the words and the words of Tony D. I'm on your ass.
Speaker: The short Wolverine was just a joke in the movie. No, it wasn't. That was an actual throwback to the goddamn comic books where Wolverine was very short. i see that i see I did not know that. Yeah, I did not know that. That's an actual real thing. But once again, I have to reiterate my frame of reference for X Ben was the cartoon. And the Fox movies don't speak on what you don't know. That's why I said it last night as well.
Speaker: Also, I was getting ready to jump on your guys to shit, but Benji, or Blaze saved himself because you were guys were talking about the bone claws and everything like that. I was like. Fucking somebody better say it. God damn it. And it was like, okay, you know that they because the origin story to Wolverine when you guys are talking about the origins, the origin, the actual origin of Wolverine is originally they were both. And when you've seen him like was he a prior Weapon X they were bone kind of like saber -toothed had the cause. but weaponx broke The the ah Weapon X program yeah is what gave him the animancy.
Speaker: Yeah, they like covered his bones or or whatever. Yeah. But yeah, when, when I was like, but and the, or blaze blaze, you better fucking do it. Right. God damn it. I bought, I bought all your asses right now. I'm on your ass. Midget will, we're short King Wolverine. and Yes. it's should As, as cash said Thursday night, shout out to our short Kings.
Speaker: but thank you because he every every show he brings a couple of his wrestling figures. And we had Rey Mysterio and Dominik Mysterio, which is Rey's son, and Rey's a little guy. And I was like, we got Dom and Rey on the show tonight with us. And Cass is like, shout out to our short kings. what's What you even talking about, kid?
Speaker: that ah but but unless you're pooped on. Well you just go out and start picking up poop and looking at it and then I guess you're a scatologist. I was going to say that. Or talk about it like we did. Well let's be honest you know you can in college now a day you can get a you know a degree in damn near anything so just saying maybe I should start a class. Yeah I mean they they've been giving out that they've been they've been giving out that worthless degree in liberal arts for years and
Speaker: Yeah. mean like can If you can get a liberal arts degree, I can get a scatologist degree. Yeah, exactly. Wait, are you serious?
Speaker: but Always on someone's ass, kind of obsessed with ass. Bring your ass. I'm on your ass.
Speaker: yeah florida that man what are you you know florida florida Florida Brian, if you're hearing this, if you listen to this, bring yo ass. I have something. I have a serious problem that I need to talk to you. Brian from Talk and Ship podcast, bring your AI dead ass up here because you and I have to have words because what you did last night was blasphemy.
Speaker: Oh my God. Somebody better message him and tell him to bring his ass. Oh my God. You're so freaking freaky about your sports. Dude, it's blasphemy. It's like confusing Luke Skywalker and Harry Potter for you fucking nerd virgins. Like if I said, Oh, Luke Skywalker went to Hogwarts and and da some nerd would lose their fucking core.
Speaker: We see what happened in Clerks 2. No, I'm letting you dig that hole. I'm waiting for you to get frustrated. We see what happened in Clerks 2 when Randall was talking about the Lord of the Fucking Rings. There's only one goddamn trilogy. Of the Jedi, not the King.
Speaker: yeah but Ooh, we're walking. Three fucking movies about walking. People walking. Go fucking mountain.
Speaker: That sounds like a really cool band. I would love to see them actually. Did you see the third one yet? The nerd virgins opening up for. Did you see the third clerk's movie?
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no. You know, I say it all the fucking time. Sometimes movies, they run their course. I'm talking to you, Vin Dies, will you piece of shit? I'm talking to you, the creator of Saul.
Speaker: I'm talking to you. yes I agree. I'm talking to you, a guy who created Star Wars, whatever your name is. You fat weirdo. George Lucas doesn't own it anymore. He sold it to Disney. but He's still getting Star Wars money, though. That gave him $6 billion. He was like, sold, motherfucker.
Speaker: And again, he's still making money off of Star Wars though, because even though he's like, he sold the rights of Star Wars, but he still gets like all kinds of money. I don't know. Was it royalty or you get royalties? Yeah. He still gets a ton of fucking money. That's a weird dude too. You ever seen the movie fanboys?
Speaker: Yeah. Dude, I want fucking that office. I love that fucking movie. Call when they call a ah they call the one guy... um what ah God, I want to pitch slap Vin Diesel. I do too.
Speaker: like Why? Why? Why? Why are there so many fucking? Here's the problem. Here's the problem. I drag graced when I was younger, and I would probably still drag race if somebody was going to do it. But that does not mean that I can take out a submarine with my clips. Have you ever taken a Fierro to space? Always. How do you go to space? but I don't. I'm afraid of heights. Got me there. yeah
Speaker: you ever been watch mu go videos sideside you
Speaker: dude That shit that shit fucks me up man I get all queasy and I'm like Oh, why? So, so I oh i do. Oh, you know, that you know, there's roller coasters that are like, they're like on the side of the mountains and you just sit in a cart. You know what I mean? like yeah yeah Yeah, I want to do that. Did you? Did you see the one where the fucking grizzly bear walked out on the track and the whole boy was like, like no, mother you got to let them brakes go and hit that. something is as hard as The thing is, those roller coaster things, they're only like two feet off the ground.
Speaker: so you're golden but they do have breaks and I saw one this guy was was uh he's riding it and you know they it's a single person cart it looks like a like one of those uh buggies that you push your kid in but it's strapped to a rail. Yeah. And it's got great. Well, and they let people go one at a time. They're like, okay, go wait a few minutes to let her get down. This girl's riding the brakes and this dude's flying down and all of a sudden, she just saw.
Speaker: he stops Yeah, that's our space shuttle, the nonsensical thirteen.
Speaker: no but so i found a just pilot I found a channel on YouTube that I'm kind of obsessed with because I watch it all the time. What's her name? like No, it's ah it's it's a guy he does. He does like reviews.
Speaker: But he reviews like, it's the funniest thing, it's like ah women saying they don't need a man and then they put water in the oil, in their oil. Oh, I've seen a video like that the other day where she was like, who needs a man? And she dumped windshield washer fluid into the oil. And then the video clip went to the other shop where they pulled the blood. No, but what i was like i was I was like, that has nothing to do with, I was like, that has nothing to do with being a woman.
Speaker: That has to do. I've seen guys do stupid shit like that. If you're not an expert or at least knowledgeable about something, it's not about man or woman. It's about reading a label because it says oil. on the Right on the cap. Not only that, but it says what type of oil you're supposed to get. Yeah.
Speaker: like No, but I watched one of these. 3530 or whatever, you know, whatever the fuck it is. He did one today, and I'll send him like him. Oh, is it, Kim? I'll download it. yeah I'll check it out. I'll download it tonight or tomorrow. Actually, tomorrow, I'll be home all day. Women claiming they could do any job a man could do. This guy showed clips. Did Brian send that to you by chance? Because Brian sent me a whole 15 -minute long video. No, no. I found this one on this. The channel's, I think it's called A Cloud or something like that.
Speaker: But the video he showed, I want to send to you because I know you'll freak out. This dude is on a power line, a cross, a chasm, and he's, you know, walking on it. And then he, you know, you have to get off. In order to get off, you have to unclip the safety clip and then move it to get to the certain part. And this guy is thousands of feet up. And I'm like, I need to send this to Click. Just so he shits himself.
Speaker: Yeah, no, no, just no, just just because but I wish the only thing the only thing I regret about sending you those clips is I don't get to see your reaction.
Speaker: It's funny you bring that up. I had, I had, well, two Tuesday night and it was, ah it was rough. So I had to, we had to, we had to kill the show early. ah James was going through some, my, my guest James Luca was going through some technical difficulties. His internet was just really, really on the, um on the, on the, yeah, man. So we, we, we killed it early. We rescheduled it. He'll be back. He'll be coming back on September 10th. Y 'all. So make sure you're there for that show. Um,
Speaker: but we were talking the next day, he was like, dude, you should do reaction videos, man. I want to do a podcast about doing reactions. I was like, man, he's not the first person that's told me I should do that. It's just like, don't have the time. I am like, I literally, I'm literally doing five shows a week and all the behind the scenes stuff. So I'm actually thinking because this summer,
Speaker: So, you know, the last two, three years I've had the kids full time. Right. Um, you know, they're with me except for on the weekend. So I haven't had a lot of outs, you know, from the shows and the kids at work and having a lot of free time. Well, this year, this year we're going to do a week on a week off. Uh, so like next week, the kids won't be here at all.
Speaker: like So, and you know, Nikki works evenings. So on nights that I'm not doing shows, which is not very often. I was gonna say once a month, okay. Or when I get home and I've got an hour or two to kill before a show, I think I'm gonna, I think I'm going to dabble into the world of reactions, but I think it's all gonna be music. And I think I'm gonna keep it related to Glick's House of Music. I see what I'm doing. And I'm going to react to
Speaker: Kind No, because I would be way. I would be way cooler than hit or miss because somebody wouldn't stifle my artistic creativity. but but I'm just going to sip my tea. No, it'd be like a one minute fucking clip that I could put on TikTok and YouTube like reaction. No, that again no I'm not going to infringe on what like I don't what like. No, no, just like and I'm not I'm just going to just kind of like and I'm thinking more like
Speaker: like facial reaction type deal, not really say anything, just play it. Oh, okay. I see where you're going. Well, um like I actually talked to, uh, I was talking to the kids about it. Like, um,
Speaker: By the way, tune in friday night once a month on Friday nights, turn in tune in to my new music show. It's called Nonsenseical or Nonsense, where we're going to play music and you're going to decide if it's nonsense and we'll throw it in the trash or it's nonsensical. I see what you did there.
Speaker: I'm just playing. I will gladly take my chair or my seat on her show whenever the opportunity is afforded and and and be happy with that. like No, but like before you actually started, you guys started Cash's Corner. He really is. I was talking to the kids. Always. I got a crush on everybody. No, but the kids and I were talking about the reaction.
Speaker: The kids and I were talking about doing a reaction show before you guys started cash this corner because we watch all these try not to laugh videos all the time. Anyways. so Oh my God. Some of them are so fucking good. I, but of course, of course I don't watch like, like Brian, Brian sends me videos all the time. He was sending me videos to that. I opened it up with like, Jesus Christ, this is 20 minutes of my life.
Speaker: ah So I'm like, I'm stuck in the, my attention span is one minute, y 'all. One minute, reels, tic -tacs, shorts. You know, that's, this is my attention span. Send me something that's a minute or less and you're in my wheelhouse. I don't care. Yeah. I used to think I was special too, like until I found out the truth about you. It's just the whole thing. I say I'm an attention.
Speaker: i just like an attentionch no you know pick me bitch aren't you what there's There's a there's a there's a ah channel that the kids and I watch called FMC or something cube and cube is kind of like it's like the Russian version of tick -tock and But it's all fail videos. So you can't really understand when somebody's talking, but they don't have a whole lot of talking videos because it's usually somebody falling. One of my favorites is this guy, he's walking by, or this girl's walking by a car and the guy honks at her to move faster and she kicks the car and he gets out to yell at her and then she kicks him and he falls down. I was like. kind of like
Speaker: She's like, she don't fuck her out. He's like, what is fucking doing kicking my car? And she's like, whack. And he just falls asleep.
Speaker: Did you see that video speaking to girls putting dudes to sleep? I'm assuming it was like Nashville Broadway or something. This this fucking drunk frat boy Chad goofy some bitch like walking between cars and he's talking to this chick and he's like, you just shut the fuck up. You're married because you got here trying to fuck everybody. Blah blah blah blah. And he gets like right in her face and she just.
Speaker: yeah hey She hit him in the jaw, put him to fucking sleep and she's got a little country ass accent. So they're an accent. Well, I don't know who the fuck you think you're talking to, but I hurt and I ain't the one. And one of her friends walked over and one of his friends walked over and she's like, you want some too?
Speaker: I'm good. I'm good. now the The other ones, the other ones that Michelle and I watch them, and I don't know why Michelle likes them. I think she just likes to watch because I'm watching them, but it's ah it's people getting humbled.
Speaker: Like girls putting guys in the friend zone and then they get mad when, when the guy starts dating somebody else. But, but, but, you know, why are you dating her? Because if you said no, bitch. true It's fucking hilarious. I mean, it a day i mean you can't that blows my mind with people when men and women get mad at other people. Like say, say like, well, for instance, it it's happened to me. You know, somebody broke up with me and then I started talking talking to somebody else. What are you doing?
Speaker: Oh fuck you mean what am I doing? You broke up with me. Remember you broke up with me. and What the fuck do you mean? What am I doing? Why do you think you could have waited a little bit? I saw one. We watched one today. You think you could have waited a little bit. We broke up in like July. No, the one I saw today was so fucked up. And now it's December. This guy and this girl are sitting in the car and he's got his camera on and she's like, we should break up. He's like, okay.
Speaker: And he starts pulling up names. he He starts writing out a list. He's like, pick one. And it's all chicks names. He's like, she's like, what are you doing? He's like, which one do you think should be my replacement? And she's like, what do you mean replacement? You wanted to break up. yeah that He's on standby. that's It was just like, first and foremost, we ain't talked since we broke up.
Speaker: Since you broke up with me, mind you, why are you messaging me asking me why I'm talking to somebody? Like how long am I, what's the proper waiting period in your, in your head? Like that I should not because it's been like five months. Well, okay. that's not Yeah. You're, you're in the clear. Trust me. Well, yeah. was i Like we broke up with like July and then it was like December or or or June or whatever. And it was like end of November, early December. And it was like, so at what point, I was like, you really want to know what I've been doing in the last five months is what my response was because that's really going to piss you off.
Speaker: but it's like ah the the The one, there was a video clip he this guy showed. It was this girl invited this guy onto like Jerry Springer or some shit, right? that And she's like, and the episode was called like, look at me now. And she's and she's all like, look at me now. and Now you can't have me. He's like, I didn't want you. You called me here. yeah She's like, but look at me now. And he's like, yeah, I don't care.
Speaker: do vax all facts
Speaker: Oh, no,
Speaker: oh no some of the tea spilled. Yeah, look at that. Oh, man, there's a hole in my cup or something. No, but this, I don't know what it is, but this guy, like,
Speaker: he's a little bit one -sided when he when he does his reaction but some of them are so funny like you know they they do like the man on the street where he's like they he asks chicks are you in a relationship and dude's standing right next to him and she's like no and he's like
Speaker: and just walks away. And she's like, baby, come back. And he's like, no, no, no, no. You just said on that camera, we are not in a relationship. Deuces. And she chased an afternoon shit. Don't talk to him. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes at the end of the day. My favorite is when the guy goes up and he's like, do you trust your spouse or trust your girlfriend? The guy's like, yeah, trade phones. And she's like, oh.
Speaker: can you quickly delete delete yeah they i I don't know, I'm weird about my phone. I don't have anything on my phone that I have to worry about or anything that's, you know, whatever. But it's like, I still, I don't want people going through my phone. Like. No, but like if Nikki was like, Hey, let me borrow your phone. You're not going to be like, no, but like I saw a video the other day of this chick's got her phone. She's eating real quick. She's my Google search history. And, and dude's got, you know, they got condiments out front. Dude reaches for a condiment, grabs her phone.
Speaker: and Yeah, there's a ton of those there's a there's there's a ton of those videos There's a ton of those videos that are out and like that's the new trend now. It's like we're gonna yeah' gonna make the video where I reach Yeah, that's so dumb to me I sound like people I i don't know there is a video I need to send you it's a compilation clip of Tiktok videos and it's the same sound each video But you know that you know the song um I don't, I don't know the name of the song, but it's, it's a, it's a female rapper and she's like big titties, little waste. And you know, all the chicks, when they hear this song, they start twerking and the video, the video guy, the girlfriend's in the background and she hears the song and she starts dancing. And then, and then the, then the kid cutting kid, kid Lori song starts playing. Can't make a wife out of a hoe. And the chicks are all like,
Speaker: There's all kinds of videos like that. There's like the video. And then they start shaking their asses like, there you go. You can't make a wife out of home. And she's like, oh, this motherfucker. Yeah. There's those videos where like husbands will, our boyfriends will play like a song that, you know, is popular for making their strats for women or the wives do it with like certain songs that guy. And then they'll be sitting on the couch, like watch the team play video games that the husband would be like, what are you looking at? at but the other one is uh the what was the other one i saw it was um the girlfriends are are recording themselves and they're like oh she's got a fat ass and the boyfriend's like ain't gonna do it ain't gonna do it to make it seem like guys will check oh they correct me up every time
Speaker: We were laughing our eyes watching these guys. Yep. That's that's that's what we call relationships that are not secure. ah Agree. You know, because like you're outing yourself in your relationship when you do shit like that. Exactly. Well, it's like if my wife sees a picture of a hot chick, she's like, hey, look at this chick. Oh, my God. Good looking. What's the name of her account? I'll follow later. But I should make pictures of hot dudes all the time. I'm like, check out this guy. He's fucking hot.
Speaker: Oh, I sent my wife a video. I found this guy on, uh, he's on YouTube and he, he only does one. He does calisthenics, but he, his videos are all entitled to the same thing. Scaring people at the gym with my calisthenics. And when he says scaring people, this motherfucker is on his fingertips. And that's the only thing touching the ground. He's doing Bushups. and Like it's impressive as fuck. And it's, you know, he,
Speaker: You just kind of see the people's reaction behind him. It's not really scaring people, but I'm like, yeah, okay. But videos are impressive. Yeah. People are just like, holy shit. This dude's like handstand and he's only on three fingers on each hand, you know? Yeah. It's more of a kind of like, did I just see what I thought I saw? It's more of a shocking thing. Yeah. But it's impressive as fuck. The hell is going on there?
Speaker: But like I said that my wife and I was like, this dude is like, he's got a shirt on. He's not like, you know, Justin shorts or anything. I said, this guy's impressive as fuck. Yeah, he is. He's a good finger.
Speaker: they may bit I'll give him me your number. But like he does stuff that like I wouldn't even think of trying.
Speaker: Because I'm just going to fall on my face. Because let's be honest, calisthenics and me are not friends.
Speaker: I like the guys. that Have you seen the guy that dressed like a janitor? exit exit nice seriously right yeah Exercise and gyms are no friends to you. No.
Speaker: No, I don't like the gym. I go to the gym. I just don't like it. The the McDonald's family menu? That is my best friend. You dropped the level. That's my new best friend. Actually, I got i got pizza yesterday. Hey, you know what? I'm okay with it. As long as you know the rule, when you fucking have a heart attack, you do it on the show. Max.
Speaker: as long as you're eating one of the 17 fucking Big Macs that you have and you have the grabbers. I have four at most in a sitting. On the show. No, no, no. The show ended eight the other 13. You don't want to look like a fat ass on camera.
Speaker: They said, you know, the rule, you know, the rule grabber must be had on, on air live for the world to see yeah here's the world is watching us jeff here's the one is' watching us right now. You say that, but now that you've said that publicly, you're going to make the one to have the grabber, not me.
Speaker: You know, like Murphy's law kind of thing. I'm scrawn like bull. I'm putting, I'm manifesting you having a heart attack on the air. I'm putting it into the universe. Calisthenics and me are not friends. That is a fact. Calisthenics and me are not friends.
Speaker: I just, I wish I had the patience in the, in the, the willpower to actually get to that point where I can do the kind of calisthenics that this cat does, but I watch it. I'm like, no yeah, no, I have a life. Look, I got there's too much other things to do than go to the gym all the time. First, first first and foremost, I'm a big dumb animal. I'm scrawny. I pick things up. I put things down. So I'm going to go to the gym and I'm going to move weights.
Speaker: I don't need to, I don't need to stand here with, with, uh, with, uh, I'll show you what I mean. I know what you mean. I mean, they yeah, but but also, isn't that calisthenics where they like, Oh, yes, that is calisthenics as well. They'll put like, they'll put like something that weighs a pound in their hands and then they'll leave it out there and hold it as long as they can. Yeah. That's what I thought. No, I know it calisthenics because that's what Frank Castle did to John Travolta's son and the Punisher. Yeah.
Speaker: He said, Joe, calisthenics are a crazy day. This grenade does not weigh much, but I'm going to show you this video. This dude is, he's kind of insane. um i' am on I am on the edge of my seat, waiting in anticipation. I'm so excited. I don't even know. This is one of the good videos. go play here Here comes folks.
Speaker: For those of you listening to the audio portion of the audio. Well, he's just doing some. it just too important No, but like he does. Yeah, like that. He was like the stair steps and yeah, he's not even a big guy. I mean, which is yeah, he's not big.
Speaker: Look at him one arm. I mean, he's ripped. Don't give your own. Yeah, that stuff's crazy. Yeah. I I. That is 100%. That is, that is 100 % absolute can body control too. Yeah. And that's, that's the thing. It's like, you have to have the body control to do this kind of calisthenics. That is impressive. Don't get me wrong. I'm not going to show you that. And it's like, it as you said, as I said, it's not like you look that's impressive as fuck. but to lose control
Speaker: and
Speaker: ah well yeah You know, they're not built big guys. They're just, they have amazing body control. And it's, I would love to be able to get to that point, but I know I never will. So I'm not going to start. You i't you be um you know, it'd be really trippy to see, um, you know, like the, like, what is that guy? That big massive bodybuilder or the dude that played the mountain. Yeah.
Speaker: i know who's that but I know you're talking about that real big guy. Yeah. Or have you seen that guy, that guy that walks around like Kratos from God of war, he's seven foot four, 346 pounds, and he's just fucking shredded. Like that would be more impressive to see a guy that size. That size do callous. Don't get me wrong. Like I'm not, you know, like I'm not throwing shade.
Speaker: You know, they are ripped, obviously, but they're not big, big guys. But to see like a monster do some shit like that would just be like... That's the trade -off. That's the trade -off. You can't be... And this is not a dig, but you can't be your size and do what they were doing. You know what I mean? It's harder to be... Yeah, see? That's how it starts. You need to start taking better care of yourself, man. You need to start taking some vitamins or some shit because you keep getting sick a lot lately.
Speaker: did You get some vitamins, some orange juice. Rumors start right there. Just taking us to bed. Rumors. No, but like yeah a big guy like the guy that plays the mountain, seeing them do a calisthenics, it's it's the trade -off. You can't be a giant, you know, I can't wipe my ass. I'm so big. And do that kind of calisthenics that I know of. I've never seen it. Okay. I've never seen it.
Speaker: I'm glad I'm not looking.
Speaker: Yeah, you're just taking you some vitamins or or yeah getting some OJ and some juice and shit in your life, some smoothies or something, because you all the time be getting sick. Right? You got no immunity.
Speaker: yeah from community ah How'd that work out for you? Every time I hear somebody say immunity, I think that diplomatic immunity is shitty South African accent.
Speaker: do
Speaker: Uh, that is the best, uh, example of someone saying the word and saying that the name South Africa is Mel Gibson saying South Africa. He's like, where did you get that South Africa? That that weird fucking Southern good accent that he makes up on the spot South Africa. I love that movie. oh Those are good movies, man. that Again, i again, again, movies that went too far. They're making a new one. I know.
Speaker: They should have stopped at three. And you know what? Yeah, I agree. Four was not my favorite. um chris rocky school I will say this though. I will say this shout out to bad boys.
Speaker: because the boyfriend that turned into. Yeah. Yeah. And they stole it from fucking lethal weapon. I know. But shout out to bad boys. Reggie. I still haven't seen it. But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before you say it, I've already seen the clip of Reggie taking out the dudes. Reggie Cook, man. I learned this. I learned this phrase from my kids just recently. Reggie Cooked. That means he kicked ass. It means a good thing. Oh, OK. Yeah. Yeah. So he ate. Or he ate. Reggie ate in that scene.
Speaker: Sure. Reggie was a beast in that scene. Still goofy as hell. Goofy is all get out, man. But the one smart thing he did, as they call him, he turns up the TV on his first person shooter. It's a distraction. like that's that's ah That's some training they don't train people. That's something you got to be thinking. Yeah. No, I believe it. We were just talking to the kids about that. My snacks are your snacks now.
Speaker: Okay, so please first thing you're yeah, take care of yourself gets to get you what you need to you need to get that community building out to be healthy. We're just talking about that with the kids, because they went back to school and all the germs and all the sickness and all that stuff. But yeah, it was like, Mike killed like, she hasn't seen the movie. You got to watch the movie. I haven't seen it.
Speaker: the thing is iss like the problem I have a bad voice it's on it's on my flaster um know no this one's good. but No, no, no, no, no. Much like Axel Foley.
Speaker: They stick to the formula. They stay to what made the movies good. And they roll with it. And then it's bad boys. You know, you could watch all four. We're like, Nicky, we watched all four of them in a row when we had COVID. That's way too much. Yeah, it was great. Oh, dude. I was like a kid in a candy shop. I was like a baby on Christmas Day. Man, all day, all day. But did you do it? Did you do what you're supposed to do?
Speaker: Before you watch the second one, you have to say, you've never seen Bad Boys 2. Yeah. Nick Prostyle, you've never seen Bad Boys 2. When she said it, she's she's like, I want to see Bad Boys 4. Speaking of movies. so she said So she said she wanted to see Bad Boys 4. And I was like, OK, let's watch it. And she's like, but I've only seen the first one. That was my first thing. You've never seen Bad Boys 2. Speaking of movies that I introduced to people, so. I got you.
Speaker: like The other night, uh, you know, I got rid of Netflix because there's nothing on there. I watched. So I'm on prime. I'm on Disney. Yeah, but you got, you you got the weird thing with Netflix where you don't get, you know, like, I don't get, youre a different country yeah, because Nikki and I have a ton of shit on there. Save that we want to watch here. It's all crap. So off finish I was on Disney and they added super troopers. And I was like, here we go.
Speaker: They do not have scooper troopers on Disney. You're out of your fucking mind. I kid you. Well, they they added star to Disney. Oh, yeah. You know, Disney, Disney, Disney. Well, Disney Hulu.
Speaker: Yeah. Hulu is star is so so who who is engulfing the Disney streaming and they did the same thing for star here. Yeah. So which is what Peacock did for WWE. Oh, yeah. That's another bone. I got to pick with you. Asshole. Well, watch personallyly because I'm an adult. There's nothing to do. Dude, you still fucking watch movies and you read Harry Potter. It's the same goddamn thing. You watch television. It's fucking entertainment. Yeah, but it's also I don't watch Harry Potter because I'm an adult.
Speaker: You don't watch Harry Potter because you don't have a soul. I don't watch Harry Fucking Potter because I'd rather take a fucking spoon and pluck my own eyeballs out and shove a high poker guy like this. You know what? Here's the thing. I can almost guarantee that if you actually gave it a shot, you'd be like, I've got into this. No, no. And I can tell you this. I can tell you this. I can tell you this right now. The girls love Harry Potter.
Speaker: Nikki likes Harry Potter. The girls have watched Harry Potter and read all the books. I don't know how many times I come home the other, uh, week or two back from work and the kids were here and Nikki was home. So her and buggy sat down here and they will, they started watching, but he came down and the morning or whatever. And Nikki got up and they started watching Harry Potter. They watched Harry Potter one, two, and three or whatever, or four, one, two, three, and four. I don't know how, I don't know how far they got in and I came home.
Speaker: from work and they're still watching it. And I'm like, okay, I'm home from work. Maybe they'll turn it off when this movie's over. No, they went from the, from the movie they were watching. It was over and they rolled right into the next movie. I'm like, this is fucking, it's not fucking dope. It's just not my cup of tea. It's not your cup of tea. Yeah. God fucking forbid I ask goddamn questions.
Speaker: Yeah, see? That's where it starts. That's where it starts. Here's the thing. I was also kind of being an ass. I was also kind of being an ass, let's be honest. Yeah, I saw that coming. There's that scene where Harry Potter was in the water, and then all of a sudden he had gills and fins and flippers, and I'm like... Yeah, he took Gilly Week. What the fuck kind of sense does this make? And then all the little sea creatures came up? He ate it. He ate it. I don't need you to explain it. Gilly Week gives him gills.
Speaker: I don't care. And then all the little creatures came up and I'm like, isn't he a fucking wizard? Can't he just be like masturbation, cadaver, blah, blah, blah, blah, and all those creatures just die. Yeah. So it was just like, yeah, this is fucking, I'm going to, I'm taking a nap. This is dope. The funny thing is. However, I will say that I've watched the first, the original three Star Wars movies. I watched those when I was a kid, you know,
Speaker: whatever. And I, I won't say I was a fan or, you know, like, I got it, but it was like, okay, I mean, I'm i'm here. I'm in, um um um I'm in for the ride. You know what I mean? right This is kind of lasers, laser swords, little creatures that look like mini Bigfoots. You know, there's a bunch of aliens. Whoa. Leia looks hot as hell in that bikini. Carrie pressure who knew you were so hot, you know, but shocker. And then I was like,
Speaker: The kids were younger when the new ones came out. And I was like, yeah, the new ones. And it's just not Jar Jar Binks. I still say greatest Star Wars character of all fucking time. You're still an asshole. but But it's just not my cup of tea. It's not my flavor of ice cream at the end of the day. Speaking of cup of tea. and that's the whole so So as we all know, I like to scroll on TikTok. I follow this guy on TikTok. Now, I've told you about the Bridgerton series, right? Yeah, I think Nicky watches that.
Speaker: Okay. Well, that's like a weird, that's like a weird over -sexualized Downton Abbey, right? Yes. Yes. A hundred percent. He watches that show. Okay. So this guy, he's, he's, he's, he's watching Bridgerton, but he's watching, he watches every single episode and does a review while watching.
Speaker: But he's he's like the the he's he's very much like you like he's the I don't watch stuff like that You know, you know not Michael, but he's like He's doing he's like so this is happening something's in my eye um i i i'll admit I'll admit when when when something is not my not my cup of tea gets much like I Fucking hate reaction I hate reality dating. I hate reality dating television, but Nikki loves them. Man, if she hadn't done got me. On the TV and then you stop and sit there. Wait, what's going on? Well, you know, cause I always, like I always, like I always ask her what she's watching and then she tells me, she tells me what's going on. And then like a lot of times after a show, I go out there and she's watching it. She's like, I'll just finish this episode and then I'll turn it off. And she goes to her, I'm like, whoa.
Speaker: Oh, what's What's going on? I mean, what happens? And the next thing I know we're 10 episodes in and she's messaged me the next day or the next day. She's like, so I'm like, Hey, what are you doing? She's like, Oh, watching Temptation Island. I'm like, without me. I got to know what the hell happens. All right.
Speaker: So your role. There's one show. There's the Netflix right now. yeah there There was one show that she got me really hooked on. I think it was, uh, I think it was like love is blind or something like that. So they're like oh yeah big house, right? And the men and women are separated and then go into these pods and they talk to each other and they get to know each other or or whatever. I mean, I guess as best as you can.
Speaker: And they they don't even actually, they yeah they can't see each other. They don't actually meet and see each other face to face until after the guy proposes to her and she says, yes, that she'll marry him. And then they get to meet in person and then they go on a vacation. Like all the couples who get engaged, they go on this big vacation together.
Speaker: ah That's of course paid for by the show because it's all aired and they can go all the way up to the day of the wedding and still say no and there's just one couple that I really like and and I'm like Oh, you you can't watch this without me now because now I gotta know what happens because my man is like a nerdy miles Garrett You're not gonna get this reference because I was Garrett place for the Cleveland Browns. So this is like a seven foot tall Nerd, he's like some like science techy IT nerd guy and he's like seven foot tall and the girl that he got married to is like and he's a black guy and and she's like a four foot three like Puerto Rican or Colombian or something like that fights to get out but i loved them they they were so perfect together they wound up getting married like they went all the way through got married and they're still together they're still together to this day as far as but i was like yo i gotta know i gotta know what happens to my man like that's my guy
Speaker: You know, i love her but it's like it my my wife, my wife did the same thing to me, but with fucking Jersey Shore. Yeah. She started watching Jersey Shore and I was like, hey, what the fuck happened with Paula Dee? And, you know, they they actually still do the show. They call it Family Vacation now. Oh, yeah. And the yeah it and and it's on Prime. And can never if it's on, I'm in. I could never get into that show, but I never cheered so loud for snoozy, nookie, snaty, when she got punched right in the face at the bar.
Speaker: Yeah, the bitch. You had that shit coming. It's like one of those things is like, it's a fucking car accident. I can't look away because, you know, like I'll be in the office, you know, doing my shit, working and I'll come up and she's watching. And I'm like, what do you want? what what Why? Why? Why are they hollering? What are they arguing about? And the next thing I'm sitting down, because that's all I fucking do is honestly, they just fucking argue all the time. Yeah. But oh, my God.
Speaker: Yeah, reality shows are, the the other one, I'm waiting until the wife to get home to watch it. They just put it on um HBO,
Speaker: but it's coupon coupon clippers. Nice. These people like like buy $10 ,000 worth of groceries, but pay $3 because they got, both you know, they buy like 400 rolls of bounty.
Speaker: pull it or they get or or the el or They go up there with $400 worth of groceries and the grocery store pays them $50. Yeah, exactly. And and they've Mexico do coupons for anything. And my wife's like, I think I'd be good at that. I'm like, I don't need 400 rolls of toilet paper in my house.
Speaker: but but Sure you do.
Speaker: Like it's all sorts of. I can't watch reality shows most of the time. I know the time I get caught into them as if she's watching them. And the next thing I know, I'm like, fuck, I'm old. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I'm ready to go. Let's do this. I said a real quick fucking break because I got to piss like a song. Oh, yeah. You've had like eight liters of coal over there. I still got plenty left.
Speaker: this is a three liter i bought it this morning how do you drink that warm oh i don't if it's too cold it hurts really yeah like i have sensitive gums i mean i don't mind warm pop but man nothing hits like a nice ice cold Oh, don't get me wrong. When when I go to the store in the morning to get, you know, I go get the same things every day. I get but but but but I get the coke for me. I get something for the kids. Delicious. And I'll buy myself a an ice cold cream soda, Dr. Pepper. And when I walk back, oh, it's all cream soda. Dr. Pepper is fucking amazing, dude. And I'll when I'm walking back, I drink the Dr. Pepper.
Speaker: yeah You don't like Dr. Pepper? No, I like Dr. Pepper. That was, so I like Dr. Pepper. It's a weird thing for me. So that was my mom's favorite drink was Dr. Pepper. No. So, and like my daughter, my, buy um, emotional thing.
Speaker: and No, but like not in a bad way, you know, like, like my middle, like, brings back good memories, right? Buggy. She loves Dr. Pepper. Nikki likes Dr. Pepper. So there's, Usually Dr. Pepper, and every once in a while I'll grab one. Cause I do like that. It's just when I drink one, I instantly think of my mom. Right. And then I'm like, and like, ah like good you know, some good memories. And then it's like, Oh wow. My mom's been gone for 15 years, 14 years, whatever, however long it's been. I know she's been dead for 14 years. Get over it. Shut up you assholes. Talk to me. You, you come and talk to me when your mom or dad died. Sorry. and they you Tell me how you feel in 15 years.
Speaker: I, I haven't had parents for 43 fucking years because my parents died and I was left in an orphanage. No, I haven't gotten nervous. I just had no, but I do one of two things. i'm on my duty burnicker I just had pictures and the one picture I have in my mom, she was drinking the but one picture. The last thing he remembers is seeing a Dr. Pepper in her hand as she said him down. No, but I usually I'll buy either Dr. Pepper or I'll go a monster.
Speaker: on the way home, I drink it. Yeah. Especially if like, like, I, I was, uh, I cleaned the house today. So this morning I wouldn't got made fucking big. hold that thought because my teeth are yeah so Yeah. Let's take, let's take a break. Then we'll come back to Jeff's, Jeff's walks and drinks. they did my baby what My only exercise, Jeff's exercise of the day. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, but we're gonna take it. We're gonna take a real quick break. We'll be back. I got a piss like a son of a bitch. I ain't gonna lie to y 'all. I'm sure Jeff's got to go potty too. We're gonna take a potty break, but we're gonna leave you guys with some entertainment. We're not gonna leave you with silence. I got, I got my man James Luker with his newest song, Blacked Out. Jeff, you gotta...
Speaker: I hope in my bladder situation. like that's That's what killed her. It was Dr. Pepper. Not not the drink. She got hit by a Dr. Pepper truck. We're going to take a break. We got music by my man, James Luca, his newest song, Blacked Out. Jeff, you got to listen to this if you can. you gotta listen You got to listen to his music. I think you'll dig him. But he's got a line in there that I fucking love. We'll be right back here in just a few minutes. Here's a little James Luca with Blacked Out.
Speaker: Yeah, dude.
Speaker: James Looker, ladies and gentlemen, go ahead and check them out on all the socials and wherever your street music at James Looker music. So I got some love. I fucking love that song. We're going to play some more of his music as well tonight because I've got another one here. He's a hell of an artist, man. And he's got a line in that song that says people say I'm Johnny Cash when I get pissed off, I can flip the switch. And ever since the first time I listened to that song, that fucking line just just hit.
Speaker: perfectly with me. I don't know what it is or why it is, but it just hits. It just hits just right. I almost did, by the way, like but go show James Lucas some love. He'll be back on clicks out some music September 10th. We're going to do a review show and have him back on. And you almost had to, if it wasn't for the fact that Nikki had to work tonight, you would have been doing a show by yourself because he's doing a show up. Yeah. He's doing a show up in North Northern Ohio.
Speaker: where he's a headliner. He was when we were talking, he was like, yo, come on up, man. We'll get you on stage. We'll hang out. You can do whatever. Blah, blah, blah. We'll have fun. I was like, man, my girl's working and we only got one car. We've only got my car right now. I wish I could. He's like, don't worry. I'll be because he literally lives like on the Indiana Ohio state line. He's like, so here's my house in Indiana. You see that cornfield? That's Ohio. And it's like right across the street.
Speaker: He's like, don't worry, I'll be back in Ohio. We'll get you at one of my shows and get you on stage with us. I was like, hell yeah, dude. Cool guy, man. I'm definitely looking forward to doing an interview with him and doing a good interview because I think it's going to be really good. Uh, but anywho, welcome back to non -sensical analysis. Everybody he's Jeff. I'm Glick. What do we do best on Saturday nights? We've been kicking it real old school a lot lately. Yeah.
Speaker: The police and I have gotten really, I just want to say this Jeff, uh, please. And I've gotten really close over the last couple of weeks. You know, we've got to do a lot of shows together, just the two of us. And, uh, that's that's a remarkable man right there. That is a beautiful man. We're going to have man babies together.
Speaker: but but
Speaker: You're out. He's in every place. um replace you You know, he's a lot taller than you, which isn't hard to do.
Speaker: No, but no, seriously, it's been really cool. It's been it's been really cool getting to hang out with Jeff or with Blaze, but it's also been really cool that we get to go like like ah like old school. That's ah excuse excuse me, Excuse me, ma 'am. That's Daddy Blaze. Daddy.
Speaker: my daddy da but But no, no, we've been having fun, man. and we We've been having fun and we've we've had some really good conversations. I've been enjoying, that yeah you know, doing the shows. We can't wait till Connor gets back and and whatnot.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: yeah Please, please, please, please, because it is 2024 and we're all about equality.
Speaker: so But anyway, welcome go back to nonsensical nonsense, part of the nonsensical network. If you've not already shared the network, we are everywhere on all the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, X and ticky tacky. You can also join us live Monday through Sunday on Twitch, YouTube and Facebook. And you can listen to us anytime, anyplace, wherever you want.
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Speaker: and going down some roads and stuff. Tuesday, I really, I really don't know where to go with that because it's not always negative either. It's It's not always, naked it's not all it's not always woe is me. Everybody feels sorry for me. Boo hoo, boo hoo. I mean, it's good conversation. And we actually just started a new thing. We want to do an open forum and we dropped the link kind of like we do here on Saturday nights. And we encourage any or all men who want to come up on the show,
Speaker: and share what's going on in their world, get something off their chest, or join the conversation. So we we we just recently started doing that. Tuesday nights is Clicks House of Music. It's myself hanging out with musicians, up and coming local artists, and we're hanging out. We're getting to know them. We're listening to their music. We're just just having fun, man. Wednesdays is what the fuck news. If it's in the news, then it makes us say what the fuck. Well, more than likely, it's going to make you say what the fuck. So guess what we're going to do?
Speaker: We're gonna talk about it. Thursday nights is every other Thursday night, or as Cash said, next next next Thursday's, as he said, was thing is Cash's corner. It's my son ah and myself. It's wrestling talk. We're talking what's going on. It's it's all WWE. We're talking what's going on in the world of wrestling, pay -per -views. We're doing picks. I did come up with a real genius idea Thursday night. We do a wrestling show.
Speaker: Why not start reaching out and seeing if I can get wrestlers to come on the show? Because how cool would that be as my son being a wrestling fan if we had actual wrestlers come up on the show and join into the conversation? So I'm going to start working on that, as well as working on booking musical guests. And I'll probably have to start working on car guests for Jeff. but Actually, speaking of car guests, go ahead, go ahead. We're only on Thursday. Calm down.
Speaker: but Fridays, newly moved, newly minted on Friday nights. Who's argument is it anyways with my man Blaze and them, whoever he brings up. That's why I say end them. Talking about, actually, I don't know what they're doing. Last night they did Deadpool. He's just talking. He's just talking and hanging out with people. One topic.
Speaker: Rolling with it, running with it, yeah doing his day. Saturday nights, there's these guys right here, unhinged, unapologetic, comedy based, having a good time, hanging out, shooting the shit, blah, blah, blah, blah, having fun. But we do it with a twist. We call it the open door challenge. We the link in the chatters box and we challenged you guys to hit that link and come up here and hang out with us. We asked for two things. Turn your camera on and put your pecker away. Jeff, drop that link one time. I already did it. I already did it.
Speaker: Didn't even go wait for his cue. And then we end up the week on Sundays. Yeah, actually, speaking of Sundays, ah this Sunday... We don't know what the show is called on Sundays, but there's a show on Sundays. It's Chef's Garage, but Benji is not able to make it, so I'm gonna... He's fired. No, well, he's he's actually working. he's got He's got a super busy schedule. That guy works all the time. But I'm going to...
Speaker: have somebody else up tomorrow, but ah Benji is actually working on, we're bringing up a kid. He's 14, but he races go -karts and he's actually looking to get ah bigger. I'm actually going to email him later tonight so we can actually figure out a date for him to come up. But yeah, Benji is going to be off for a little bit because he's got he's got booked work all the way through to September 8th.
Speaker: So um tomorrow I'm going to reach out to a couple of people, see if I can get them to come up, and we'll talk about something. You're muted. Why am I muted? You have to clear any any special co -host through the boss of the network.
Speaker: Yeah. Okay. That's me. I was literally going to call Blaze. He was like, let's get a call. You were. Well, I was, I was either going to call, uh, I was either going to message, message, message Blaze, or I went to, I'm going to try to get my older brother. Oh, nice. My older brother is a fucking car nut. If you get your, if you get your older brother, let me know. I might pop in for a few minutes. Just say hi to him.
Speaker: know You never met Jim, did you? I think I met him once. OK, yeah, I think maybe once. Yeah, I will. The thing is, when like you and I were burning down cities, he lived in Ripman, Ohio, and now he's back in Mansfield. So um yeah, well, what she doesn't know is that I'm bougie and ghetto as well.
Speaker: I'm also Indian. I'm from the Chocohoe tribe. They call me Chief Smackabitch.
Speaker: The Chocohoe tribe. Chief Smackabitch from the Chocohoe tribe. All right. I watched a video today that it popped up on my fucking FYP on fucking TikTok.
Speaker: And let's be honest, this dude said, I'm a beautiful black woman. I'm sure he is. Oh, yeah. He was so clear. You can see through the motherfucker, but okay. I think he was whiter than Leggy. Well, that's virtually impossible.
Speaker: I think i think the the wall behind him was brighter, was darker than he was. But he's, he's like, I am a beautiful black woman. And sometimes I identify as a cat or a dog. So if I come over, you need to have a litter box or a leash. And I was like, motherfucker, if you come over to my house, my life has gone terribly wrong. Period. End of a story. i You know, if he identifies as a cat and or dog, I would like to.
Speaker: invite him over because I have a shock collar that I will crank up all the way and be like, I'm sorry. All my pets have been trained by shock collar cat and or dog. And then I'm going to fucking hit that. I'm just going to put her on his neck and I'm just going to turn it on and walk away. yeah And then it'd be pisses on my floor from getting electrocuted. Have you seen this new trend on Tik TOK? Where, where men are,
Speaker: They, they're getting these, they're, they're, they're period cramp simulators. Oh yeah. They, the pregnancy ones too.
Speaker: i They have the pregnancy ones too that they, that they, yeah they, they, they hook and then they can, they put it on certain parts of your body where it affects.
Speaker: Oh, it might be a skink, but when he wets himself and pisses on my floor from being electrocuted for for a newspaper, then I'm going to come over there and I'm going to rub his face in it and and take a fucking with the newspaper baseball bat to his head. Oh, wait, I mean the newspaper. That's a fucking wrong with you. Stop doing shipper.
Speaker: Stop doing weird shit. I don't know what, how much attention do you fucking losers need? um be you go to say I identify i identify as a but as of as a black woman and sometimes how much attention do you fucking people need in your life? Do the world a favor, step in front of a train and just go away.
Speaker: because stop it. All you fucking assholes that need attention, you jerk offs that go to these parades and these protests and you look like a fucking circus freak has been run through a blender. Stop it. Nobody cares. Nope, your your parents hate you. You didn't get that Michael Jordan video. Stop it. Your parents hate you. Your family despises you. You'll never have a job. You'll never be a productive member of society. Just fucking stop. You're not doing anything.
Speaker: Step in front of the fucking train. Something. Just go away. Go and live on your magical fairy island with all your little fairy friends. and And leave the rest of humanity the fuck alone. I can't. i I, you know, I'm sorry that I sound like an asshole, but I'm so over these fucking. But you're not being an asshole.
Speaker: These people are, I'm sorry, and and I know you're not supposed to say it, but you're you're either A, delusional, or B, you have a mental health problem. They all have mental fucking problem. They have mental health problems. They need to get help. I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm so fucking over it. There's like, it's like these goddamn Gen Zers who all of a sudden think that they're going to start a war with Gen X and millennials and and and it's like,
Speaker: Stop it. Because you do realize that we will hurt you more with our words than we will hurt you with our fists. A hundred percent. You know, like just stop. Just stop. You want fucking attention?
Speaker: just Get a girlfriend. Get a dog if you want attention. I just i can't do i can't do it anymore. i can't society this The society that we live in today, I don't know. Maybe I'm a grumpy -ass old man. I don't know. I'm just so fucking nervous. Get off my lawn! I'm just so over these attention seekers because there's real people out there with real problems, like transgenders. Stop it. Get some help.
Speaker: you know the the transgender community there's people out there with that trans dysmorphia i think is what it's called yeah the real problems and real issues that need to be addressed but then you got all these goddamn circus freaks like that asshole who are just like, give me attention, give me, or people that are really going through mental issues or really going through other things, but you got these goddamn attention seeking, pick me ass motherfuckers that that just destroy everything for everybody. So yeah just do the world a favor and leave, go somewhere, go somewhere, don't kill yourself, maybe sit in front of a train if you really want to, but go find an island where you and your friends can live on. You know what it is? It's like the guys that one up you with every story.
Speaker: That's what it is. It's a one -up. No. I knew a guy that was way worse than that.
Speaker: Sorry, that's a Woody Harrelson line. I stole that from Woody Harrelson. Oh, sorry. I just went on a little tangent, a little rant. I'm sorry. No, but it's true. As Peter Griffin once said in Family Guy, you know what really grinds my gears? ah Agreed. it's it's It's this whole... the Oh, and I know before you say it, before anybody says it, before anybody says it, well, you're just looking for attention too, Glick, because you do multiple podcasts. No, I'm just doing something I fucking enjoy and hopefully other people will enjoy it as well. If you watch me, you watch me. If you don't watch me, you don't watch me. I'm not out here with fucking 37 different colors in my hair. I got my face painted like a fucking circus clown. I'm doing fucking hippity -bippity skip -scops dressed like a fucking lunatic.
Speaker: talking about I'm a goddamn beautiful black, goddamn beautiful black woman, Jeff. I am. Hey, and you know what, I identify as a lesbian. I am a lesbian 100%. I'm vegetarian all day long. Well, that's actually, I do have to say something. Like I'm coming out of the closet. I actually, I identify as a dinosaur. They call me a lick a lot of puss.
Speaker: You know, you did that joke. the first time like, three years ago. And I know you've done that. i do I knew a guy that was better at it. ah It's a real one upping thing. it get It's so annoying. Yeah. don What is that?
Speaker: Oh, God. Why? Why did they set this so get some help? like thats a job so much they dude I am so over this. this Oh my god. I'm going to find the video and send it to you because I swear I watched it and I was just like I am so over this goddamn generation of look at me.
Speaker: I'm going to be offended and I need attention right the **** now mentality like I agree. ah Fuck the illegal immigrants. Can we do something about these people? Can we deport them? Can we send them somewhere else? Can we send them to fucking Mars to see if it's habitable? Agreed. Anyways. I really should start drinking again. but but okay wait yeah thought i was so god i such a I was such a ah happier, more pleasant person when I drank. I should start drinking again. Check this out. Watch this.
Speaker: I have no sound. You have no sound? Yeah. Hold on. Let me put it on. I got it on. Oh, Jesus Christ. And he's a fucking mongoloid. He's got extra chromosomes and everything. 100%. So somebody put somebody put that poor bastard up to that. Well, it's so this video.
Speaker: It's the video is actually called before and after wokeness.
Speaker: okay Which tells you so much about the video. Listen, I am a beautiful black woman that also sometimes identifies as a cat or a dog. So I hope you got a leash or a southern.
Speaker: for your guests for the ones that identifies as cat or dog. Yo, what's going on fellas? Welcome back. But the worst one, hold on this one. Oh yeah. I've seen this goddamn pink.
Speaker: the hell I'm to leave the tip me over now because let's keep it appropriate for the children. Motherfucker. You come within a hundred yards of my child. I will.
Speaker: bust yo ass bust yo ass the trans woman that she's like if you try to stop me going into a woman's running bitch the one that the one that literally threatens to shoot and kill people yeah i will shoot you mind you mind you mind you has like a million followers on TikTok. And I posted a TikTok the other day that I said, Jeff, stop putting your dick in everything that got taken down by TikTok, but you're going to put this person on there and allow them to be on TikTok that is a predator to children and threatens physical violence and death on the parents of said children that don't want that person around that, that man who pretends to be a woman around their fucking children.
Speaker: Don't you a beer moustache or some shit? that Something. it's It's just like, it's just like, it's it's it's yeah it's a big giant fat mess that doesn't yeah that does that lives off of welfare and the and and our taxes and everything else. And it's just like,
Speaker: So I can't jokingly do a podcast and say, Jeff, stop putting your dick, trying to put your dick and everything, because that goes against your guidelines. But this fucking job of the hut creature that says, I'm going to go around your kids if I want. And if you try to stop me, then I will shoot you is allowed to be on tick tock. Good luck. Good luck with that.
Speaker: I would, you know what? I don't. Welcome to America, ladies and gentlemen. I don't quote major pain. Very awesome. What? I would take that gun away and shove it up your ass and pull the trigger and until it goes quick.
Speaker: I clean out your colon quicker than one of those burritos with extra guacamole sauce. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah and You know, i'm I'm not a violent person, but, you know, my daughter, she goes to the bathroom by herself when we go in public. If I see some dude trying to go to, what do where are you going? Who the fuck do you think you are? Hey, hey, check it. Sorry. Yeah. I need to talk to you real quick. What are you doing? Over here. I'm a lady. but Your beard is bigger than mine, sunshine. Calm down there, Chief, because, you know,
Speaker: If you're a lady, I'm the good, your fucking blip. Exactly. and I identify as Miley Cyrus. Check out my wrecking ball. yeah
Speaker: i Welcome, welcome, welcome to the fucking world we live in. That's the beauty. That's the one beauty of living in Mexico. They don't, They don't let that shit fly. They're like, no. i mean and you and and and And I hate to say this because we're broadcasters and we use social media, but you know why it's gotten to the the point, you know, one of the biggest reasons why we are where we are today. And I don't even know how you, this is your fault, by the way. You started this tension is because everybody has a fucking platform and everybody thinks that their fucking opinion matters. I need to break it to you.
Speaker: We need Dodgeball back in in schools. 100%. And we need to take away participation trophies. And we need to fucking put some of you psychopaths. If you're on the social medias and you're on the interwebs and you're acting some sort of way, hell, I could fall into that category after this rant tonight. You should be locked up in a goddamn insane asylum. Yeah, but you're not speaking insane. Which I should say, which I should say, you should put me in an insane asylum so I can find my heart. like wait and and here i'm just saying i want be hide but want the fuck is murder
Speaker: ah yeah This is a false advertisement. most That's my day one **** Hey, I was promised Harley Quinn. What the **** Where's Harley? Where's Margot Robbie? Jesus Christ, Jeff.
Speaker: No, I agree. Sorry, sorry, people. Sorry. Sorry. I feel a ways about things. I feel a ways. But it literally when those videos pop up, ah you know, at first I'm like, okay, let's okay. Okay. Now I'm pissed. And don't, and don't try to label me as homophobic, transphobic or racist or anything like that.
Speaker: because my broaster is trans and I've been one of his biggest supporters i have a since day one. i you know i For years and years and years, I've been an ally of the gay community. So much so that I used to be a part of the queer community and do shows and and do broadcasts and stuff like that. you know and eight Calm down, I was drinking, I was making drinks. All right, calm down. It was a cocktail show, and calm down.
Speaker: Yeah, that was a cocktail, all right? Yeah, a big old cacti you. You know, and I, you know, and I'm the furthest thing from being racist ever. So, you know, don't try to fuck it. But I just, I don't like fucking stupidity. I'm so over stupidity. And there's so much goddamn, I'm a stupid phone. There's so much goddamn stupidity in this fucking world today. And it can easily be taken away if we were allowed to hurt people's feelings with our words or throw a dodgeball at them, or I don't know, punch them in the fucking face when they lift off.
Speaker: Well, that's the difference between our generation and this new generation. A lot of people have never been punched in the face for saying something stupid. And that would fix a lot of problems.
Speaker: I just, I can't look at some of these people. They're so stupid. My favorite is the, have you seen this guy? who's He's very flamboyant. And he he identifies as gay, so I can scone gay. But he's like, this is what I'm wearing if I get drafted. No, you're not. You're not going to get a choice if you get drafted. He's like, this is what I would wear in combat. No, you wouldn't. You will wear what you're fucking told.
Speaker: He's funny, though. You know, I can't tell if it's satire if he's fucking serious. There's there's. But he picks out outfits like if I were to go to war, this is what I would wear. I'm like, no, you wouldn't. Yeah, probably. I think I see that. I'd be willing to bet it's satire. It's got to be there's nobody that delusional.
Speaker: I mean, I, we just, we just did watch guidance. Hey, do you really want to, you really want to take that stance? I retract my previous statement. I'm sorry. Yeah. to my own thought Challenge accepted. Let me go on tiktok. Give me five minutes. Five minutes, dude. I can open up my fucking tiktok and find it. Jesus. Hmm. Speaking of which the tiktoker, you're not the biggest fan of, but you don't mind him. Uh, that Jason Nunley guy,
Speaker: The guy, it's like, listen. I didn't say I'm not a fan. I never said that I wasn't a fan of him. I was just over. He ran his dream. Yeah, you were over him. Yeah, exactly. When I first seen him, I still like him. He bought his dream car. When he doesn't do the, listen, did you know, when he does regular videos and other comedy stuff, I still like him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he bought his dream car.
Speaker: and he got me good the other day, right? So he bought his dream car. He bought a 1969 Dodge Charger in Hugger Orange with the flag. And i you know, he bought the General Lee. He said he's one in one. Is this the one where he showed the crash? Showed the crash show the one that was all fucked up. It was all fucked up. And he's like, he's like, it's a sad day. And I was like, oh no, he fucking wrecked it. And he's like, money's okay. I was like, this motherfucker. I felt bad for him for like 30 seconds. I was like, damn.
Speaker: Cause it was fucked up.
Speaker: The other guy, I don't know why I watch it. Cause it just pisses me off. And I know it's fake. I know it's satire, but the HOA guy on the, the, the ring door. <unk>e ro And they, and they pop the things in his face. That dude pisses me off so much. I don't. That guy is, it's, it's The first time I seen it, I was like, is this fucking real? And then and I was like, let me click on it. I like, I want to click on it because I want to see where it goes. And I realized that it was a satirical. Running gag. Yeah. o He really does. He makes me laugh. But at the same time, yeah he really does get under my skin. It's just like to the point like no the inside dropped off three seconds later.
Speaker: two seconds later, he's coming up, you can't have these. He just dropped off. It's so, it's so true. It's so true. I've dealt with it. it I've been, I've been, I've was in an HOA and it's so fucking true. Because like I said, I told the story the one time about I, you know, I had, I had a corner lot. My house was on the cross, the house that I was getting ready to buy in Charleston was a corner lot. Right. So, you know, I had my driveway and then there was like a partial driveway beside my house, which,
Speaker: was on my property. If I would have bought the house, it was my property. That's why I was gonna buy it because my property extended out to the sidewalk. Yeah, extra yard than the other ones. Well, I mean, yeah, but i mean it was just the side of the house, but but the property line extended out to the sidewalk beyond my house and then to like where my fence ends. Like I had a fence in patio area, but then on the outside of the fence, my property line extended to the corner of my fence and out to the sidewalk. So I'm like, apparently they put this in here for a reason. But anyways, I literally look never parked there or anything. I just pulled, I backed in there. I was unloading groceries. It was after my ex -wife and I split and and I, I backed my work truck in there and I unloaded the groceries, took them upstairs. I actually didn't even to take them upstairs. I just unloaded all the groceries.
Speaker: because you went in my front door and the house was three stories. So you went in the front door until the left was the garage, which like I said, was like a big finished basement because it was a three and a half car garage and it was just all finished. It was like, a it was great. But then you went upstairs onto the main living area or whatever. So I brought all the groceries in. I sat in that little doorway and then I came out and went and parked in my truck where I always parked at across the street.
Speaker: And while I'm fucking putting groceries away, um I'm in the kitchen putting groceries away and I get a goddamn email from the fucking HOA. And I'm like, I was parked there for less than five minutes and I've already moved the truck and I brought all the groceries upstairs and now I'm putting in them away. So I emailed them back and I was like, you can kindly kiss my ass because in all honesty, that is part of my fucking property. And if I want to park in that partial driveway, I will and there's nothing you can fucking say and or do about it. Well, per the HOA and I said, well, per the HOA can suck my dick to which no, but there's that, that, that tick tock guy, like, yeah Oh my God. Like I know it's fake, but it still pisses me off. I watch it. I'm like, I would knock that dude the fuck out to which that same night I was downstairs in my garage while I broadcast the Alberiscope and one of the HOA Karens walked by and I say, ah, come here.
Speaker: And it was the husband and wife duo, the dynamic fucking duo. And but dip shit and dumb shit. yeah Come here. And they're like, ah No, well, I'm like like, I'm like, No, no, no, I want to talk. I want to talk to you guys about something. Technically, I live in an age of away. yeah I don't participate. Because like I said, like I was telling you before, I bought my new toy. I bought me a Wii U today. I haven't cut my grass in like three weeks.
Speaker: and nobody's complained about it because they they're kind of afraid of me after I got arrested. They're like, yeah, let's not mess with the crazy white guy that breaks people's hearts. I went out there and I talked to him like a civilized human being. I was like, well, I was like, A, unnecessary, B, uncalled for, and C, don't ever threaten me again. That's dumb. I was like, and just so you know, to tomorrow,
Speaker: I'm putting a new flag post up here and I'll be flying because it was getting close to football season. I said, I'll be flying my Cleveland Browns flag and my Michigan Wolverines flag, which are no -no's. You're only allowed to fly an American flag of a certain size. And I said, and if you push your luck and say anything about me, I will go buy a 25 by 25 American flag and hang it out of my third floor window down the side of my house.
Speaker: um But I was like, don't ever send me an email again. And don't bother me. I don't bother nobody, all my neighbors are around me like me, we all get along. Just mind your fucking business. You've threatened us because that goes against HR. I said, no, no, no, I haven't threatened anybody yet. I'm just telling you what's going to happen. And I did the next morning I got up.
Speaker: I went to down to the the **** Walmart, bought a new flag post because I had pillars outside my front door. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Cleveland flag, Michigan flag and nobody said a **** word then and my name, my neighbor was like, yo, you go piss somebody off. I was like, they can eat my dick. Yeah. So, i told i I don't, I don't fuck with age way. I don't, I don't have the patience. I don't have the temperament because like the one day when, when, you know, Kevin was learning to ride his bike. When I bought him a bike and he, he accidentally, uh, he fell and hit a guy's car with his, his body more than the car, more than with his bike. And the guy came over here yelling and. You know, the wife's out here talked to him and said, I gave us an accident. Obviously.
Speaker: and this guy was like getting all puffy chest and I came outside a little bit more heated than I should and ever since then nobody's dared to say anything to me because I came out with a baseball bat saying let's keep talking because this is fun this is fun for me I don't I don't I my house is the only house in the entire neighborhood In 67 houses, mine is the only one that's 100 % paid off. Let's play this game. Yeah. I don't have time for stupid people.
Speaker: i tell the I tell the head of the HOA all the time, get a life. like Don't forget your pressure. don out Don't forget your pressure points. Yeah. We need that. We need a goddamn chef. This is on you. This is on you. You got me animated. You got me ramped up. You got me agitated. You got me on a six hour show on a Saturday. um to j calm down you've had you've had all week long shut up you haven't got a show since like that's why i'm and that's why i need to get you but yeah i have got all week off
Speaker: i need to get it off bunch no what what would what it what it what is today saturday this is what day six of a seven week i've done five shows this week come down No, because the the the head of the HOA guy walks by he walks his child in a stroller and I'm like Do you know those splat guns that squirt those like water gel thing? Yeah. You should get one of those. I need one. No. By the way, by the way. They sell pellet guns at the bottom of my heart. I don't want you to hurt anybody. Let me buy one. to hurt anybody. That's said get one of those splat guns. It's just a water gel thing. I don't hurt nobody. Jesus Christ, dude. What are you doing, man? What the hell is wrong with you? I don't like people.
Speaker: Also, and and anybody who's your or any any ah yeah anybody who's listening or maybe listened to the replay or being taking notes to go and snitch and tell, I'm not complaining that I've done five shows this week. I've actually enjoyed every show I've done this week and I enjoy, enjoy doing every show that I get to do. And I'm grateful to get to do them.
Speaker: Just as anybody knows, I wouldn't fucking have created the goddamn nonsensical nonsense if I didn't want to do it. I wouldn't have created the network if I didn't want to do this shit. Exactly. And I wouldn't do all the shit that I do behind the scenes. I enjoy this. I love this. This is fun. This is what I like to do. Well, let's be honest. If we didn't have a show and we live close to each other, would you sit on your backyard doing this anyways? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'd be sitting on the patio drinking, drinking beer, doing the same shit.
Speaker: I mean, that but let you we've been doing a podcast for what, 25 years,
Speaker: because i was here to say at the end of the day, we just said finally turned on a camera. At the end of the day, Saturday nights are not really a podcast. It's just two friends having fun. What's going on? Jukebox ginger. What's up. How are you doing?
Speaker: No, it's just two friends hanging out. and yeah You really didn't get my blood pressure up, man. Jesus. That's the with the, with shit like that. It strikes a nerve. It strikes a nerve so much so that it's like, god damn I want to punch them in the face. That's awesome. That's awesome, man. As you say, it's an open door challenge. Saturday night, we dropped the link and anybody and everybody's welcome to come up here a live with us.
Speaker: um That's awesome. man What's your jukebox ginger? Come on up. Let's let's talk about your network. and Let's talk about your show because I said I seen I seen they popped up in our in our feed the other day I can't remember what show it was but I see they dropped a like or something like that or But I have had, Jesus Christ, man. I hate to say, I know it sounds like, I know it sounds like, like I'm such a douche. I'm so, um dude, I have literally like, I have shifted gears. I'm dropping on social media, I'm putting videos, I'm dropping clips, I'm doing this, I'm doing that. You know, I'm like,
Speaker: i okay, let me put this out there. I don't, not like my job. I love my job. I love my job a lot. um I like the company. I don't like the drive and it's really starting to get to me. I don't like the drive. I don't like the assholes on there. It's ah just shy of an hour. But I don't like dealing with people on the fucking road. The other day, the other fucking day. Oh man, I fucking struck a nerve tonight. I love it. The other fucking day.
Speaker: and And Jeff, you know why I can't conceal carrier right now. Obviously I, right the other day, be thankful. I could not have my gun in my car because this was 100 % justified. If I'd had my gun the other day coming home from work, yeah um I'm on the freeway. We're merging onto another freeway. All the traffic in front of me has to lock up their brakes.
Speaker: Well, goddamn motherfucking jigglypuff, whatever, from ICP and his fucking 1988 station wagon with low rider spray painted blue and a stupid fucking system on it. And he's got all these weird bar lights on it, right?
Speaker: Traffic in front of me locks their brakes up and stops. What am I supposed to do? I drive an Equinox. I can't just fucking plow through everybody. So I hit my brakes. This motherfucker pulls up into a beside me, flipping me off, property blah, blah, blah, blah. I think it is a hard ass. He's this fat fucking slob probably still lives in his mom's goddamn basement, right? Fucking little gangster want to be douchebag.
Speaker: My first thought was, whatever, flip him off back. What the fuck you want me to do? Everybody else stops, right? So then he like speeds up and I'm like, I'm not even going that fast. Like you really trying that hard in your fucking station wagon. You're not cool first and foremost. Cause that car went out of style and the way you have it done up went out of style in 94 first and foremost. second of all And then he gets it, then he like swerves over and cuts me off. And I'm like, Ooh,
Speaker: and he's out the window flipping me off and. So, of course, I'm behind him and I'm like. you
Speaker: So, so he gets over the left lane and slows way down. So I pass him. My windows are 10 and it's factory 10, but you can't see him. So I put my window down and I was like, hey, suck my dick fat boy. And I just drove off you know that he like speeds up.
Speaker: And he fucking gets beside me and he whips something out of his window and hits the side of my car. I'm like, okay, Dan, right there. I'm like, all right, motherfucker. So I'm like, um umm um I'm pin maneuvering. I'm going to I'm going to drag him out of his car and I'm going to beat him to death on the side of the highway. Right. agree I agree. I can't get over and the cars in front of me are going too slow and I can't get over.
Speaker: It's like this motherfucker. But when he pulled up beside me, I've seen that he grabbed something. And I didn't know what it was initially until he threw it. But it was like the first thought that went through my head was, man, I can pull the trigger. Game over. Lights out. I was so mad. I'm getting so aggravated with the fucking dr like like when when he hit my car or whatever he threw at my car.
Speaker: I was gonna pit maneuver. I swear to God. That was a jail sentence right there for me, because, you know, and, you know, your car is not, you're not driving a fucking Cadillac. You're not driving to do a $100 ,000 car. However,
Speaker: however it is a nice car. It's not a fucking $40. It's not a piece of shit like his. Exactly. You know, that's like when I buy the Malibu and I bought the Eclipse. I blocked them because it's a $500 car. Let's let's play **** games. I got great breaks and great insurance. Let's play **** games. That's like the thing that's so what I'm dealing with every **** day and it's like the drive is just really starting like working from home. I don't have to worry about it like like every day every day. I pretend that I have telekinesis and I'm just yeah throwing people's cars into trees and just yeah
Speaker: yeah No, I'm terrible about road rage. It's really, and I've never had road rage. I'm not road rage. I'm not road rage guy, man. I'm really not. But I mean, like, it's, it's really starting to get to me. It's really starting to fall from my head because I want to murder somebody. Like obviously I'm not going to really murder anybody. People calm down. Right. It's, it's, it's, but no, the other day when that, when that cat did that, had I, had I had the room,
Speaker: And I had the room and I could have done it. I was going to, I was going to pick a new room and I was going to, and I was dragging him out of his car and I was going to beat him within an inch of his fucking life. So if I chance Mr. Blue station wagon, if you hear this, just know every day I drive the same route. Uh, uh, because I work, I work at nationwide and I'm six 70 to one 61, you know, so feel free to get froggy again. We can just jump off of, we can just jump off over an exit.
Speaker: and do things like grow men and, you know, go about our separate ways. I agree. Nobody has to call the wall. Nobody has to call the cops. We can knuckle up. The beauty of knuckling up is you you have to announce this is mutual combat. And then you're free and clear. Mutual combat, do you agree? Yep. And those play games. That's that's the ah man was beautiful loophole of the state.
Speaker: I'm so mad. I just can't just. No, I don't care what you do to me. I don't care what you do to me. I don't care what you do. You know, I don't care what you can say. and's like number one mule wrote you hit my car with something You hit my car. I don't care if you like you've seen these people that that like the Karen's that come up and starts packing on the windshield. I'll kill you for that. I don't give it all that. Well, and I got home and I got home and then of course I get out and I look and then didn't do any damage on my car. There's like you know, you know at the top of the on the outside where the window is that top part where the window trim is. Yeah, that window trim like cro there's a dent on my window trim.
Speaker: which I can do. I mean, and oh, no, trust me. I wanted to, which, had which, uh, two fingers, buddy, just, okay. ah Okay. Just checking. A lot of people like to wiener bomb us. No, I'm terrible about road rage. I'll beat somebody's ass. I'm not a road rage guy. What's going on, man? How you doing, brother? but I'm good, man. Just chilling. Kids are outside playing. So saw you guys on live and figured,
Speaker: I take the invitation for a few minutes. So so what's what's your show about? So I got, I mean, I've got 19 podcasts on my channel. Jesus Christ. Yeah. It's probably making money and everything. No, but not yet. I mean, I'm, I'm monetized, but I, I'm like my social media. So like my clips and stuff, make some money, but not, I mean, it's pennies to the dollar.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. No, I, uh, I got a show called stardom. That was my first show. Like, uh, basically have people on to talk about topics that they don't know about until we're live. Uh, yeah, so it's pretty fun. Uh, I mean, um we've got a conspiracy theory podcast. Uh, we've got a true crime podcast. of there's I mean, wrestling, comedy, you name it, you got all of it.
Speaker: No, that's cool, man. That's awesome. How long you guys been doing it? I started since the 19. Well, whatever. What was it like December of 19 or 20 when COVID hit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I started. It was early 20. I think it was like... It was 2019. No, it was 2020. Because I bought a house in 2019. It was the end of 2019. I just looked it up the other day.
Speaker: Yeah, so I mean I didn't like I mean it wasn't officially here till 20, but I think it was like the very last well they started talking about nineteen yeah yeah hooking you up here second i that this Yeah So what do you guys I mean yeah, I i don't know how I stuff you know what it was one of the groups Facebook groups ah so guys I posted all the groups that we we do a little bit of everything here but We have a men's mental health show. We only have the seven shows right now, but I i just started the network just a few months back. when We started this show three years ago. And then we we added the the Monday show became men's mental health what like a year ago.
Speaker: or We've always done a Monday show after the first six months we started doing a Monday oh so ben's mental health show. i I do a music show where I interview up and coming musicians, local artists. <unk>ve Been having a lot of fun with that. Actually, actually shout out to the Southern Outlaws Band and Joshua Lee Nelson Labor Day weekend. I was going to bring that up here in a little bit. um Labor Day weekend. I will be up in.
Speaker: Northeast Ohio, Newton falls, uh, at, uh, five fours distillery for a concert with, um, it's a charity event for disabled veterans. I'm seeing that right. Uh, yeah, I'm, um I'm, I'm seeing the concert, which is really cool. That's awesome. Next weekend I'm back home here. Um, we'll be doing this show live, but I will be at, uh, Buckeye X throwing, which is right here in my my hometown dirt.
Speaker: of NERC. yeah <unk>re They're celebrating their one year anniversary, ah Beer Lovers Day and National Beard Day. And they're doing a... They're gonna go broke if you're there, dude. This motherfucker drinks like a fish. ah But they're doing a beard competition, which I was informed, Jeff, I'm not allowed to participate in because clearly I have the greatest beard of all time. No, no, because not because just the burgers, the king of shootings on a horn. No, don't give that. You know, the thing is, my luck, he would win that competition and we will never hear the end of it. Hey, I mean, come on. if It's like.
Speaker: You know, with my wife, if if I, if I know I'm right, you know, that 10 % of the time that I know are right, I'm going to brag about it. damn right but Unfortunately, he doesn't understand percentages.
Speaker: Also I've never. One is 100. Also I've never. Move my point right there.
Speaker: we've heard yeah like So like last night Vicki and I, Vicki and I went out, we had date night for the first time ever, you know, we got, we go to the Olive Garden. We go, is that Brad? Brad. We go to the Olive Garden and she's like, she's like, I want to go to Hobby Lobby. We go to Hobby Lobby.
Speaker: spend $50 ,000, I guarantee. Hey, you know what? this was This was on her dime, not mine. I didn't care what she did. i'll get it I'll tell you guys later what happened in each individual store because I'm being me.
Speaker: uh But we uh, this is also the same asshole that you know how hobby lobby they have letters He rearranged them. So it says fuck I guarantee it It said something stupid. I know you did it because I know i' know i remember book i spell actually i did all time and my wife watch i don' you did this i didn't i I didn't I didn't do it this I didn't do it this time But we were at Target. like we were at me because it's actually in english we we we We were at Target and I seen something and I was like, yeah.
Speaker: It's tough to be a savior. and He was like, what? And I said, I'm basically Jesus at the end of the day, you know, i don' and I'm saying this out loud so everybody around us can hear. and And this one, he looks back at me and her husband's like, I mean, he does have a beard like Jesus.
Speaker: shit I think, I think out of all our shows, my favorite is Wednesday. as we do the what the fuck news, we tell news stories that literally are just fucking weird. Like the you you guys did the one last night, I caught a clip of it. But that guy in Saudi Arabia, he's got all every gaming console ever made. yeah That was wild. That was wild.
Speaker: Yeah, that was the that was the what the fuck story from Wednesday night. The guy. yeah Well, you're like I finished it. No, I haven't finished it. But I know there's a story in there. Yeah. Not that not the lady who who who set fire to multiple you you haul va our trucks while she was siphoning gas while she was smoking, not the cult who had a cult leader who fed his people shit, but not the guy who shoved a tampon so far up into his girlfriend.
Speaker: and That he had to spend 25 minutes elbow deep into her did but like weekend That literally the other day I was getting gas and this kid was freaking and one of the employees was changing the trash cans between the the Gas pumps and he was smoking a cigarette. I'm like dude put that shit out. I'm sitting here but What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker: We're all going to die, man. We're all going to die. The best I saw, i was I went to the gas station the other day. i was and My buddy and I stopped at a gas station. And this lady gets out to pump her gas. And she doesn't realize the hose is not attached to the handle. And she's sitting there flicking it on. She's trying to get it to work. The hose is literally not attached. And she's like, and we're laughing so fucking hard.
Speaker: but What's up, Brian? And my wife was like, why didn't you help her? Like, why? So she can say, I don't need a man. Oh, hell, sweet King Tulsi. How's it going, Brian? How's it going? Well, I mean, I was logging on, and I was going to heard the discussion of great beards. I'm like, oh, you missed me that much. I'll make my presence tell. Oh, jeez. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at me. It was good. I got to say, this took me like,
Speaker: I can't grow a beard for shit. It took me like two and a half years to get this to look like this. Oh, don't don't feel bad. See, for see for Glick, he he went and bought it that that Chia pet and injected the mixture into his beard. So that's why it's like, chi chi and I was actually he took a cheat code. Yeah, I was actually clean shaven. I had no facial hair when we started the show tonight. I mean, he didn't hit puberty till 30. So I mean, you got excuse i still that don't go to the beard. He's still a child.
Speaker: right mentally he's still a child yeah mental yeah unpreented this dude hit puberty birth just fucking harry but on the Yeah, yeah what he yeah when he was born into the world who's like er our Hey okay I'm glad that I'm a ginger because if I had like dark hair man, I look like a fucking I'd look like Sasquatch for sure I'm a hairy I'm a hairy guy I'm not even hairy. This the thing. i I'm not even a hairy dude. These assholes call me a Sasquatch. Like I got my my chest hair and no, Jeff, I don't shave it this way. It's the way it grows in. It looks like the Superman diamond, you know, the Superman emblem on his chest. That's what it looks like. My chest hair is like I have no, but I have, I have leg hair and some arm hair and stuff. yeah I'm not a hairy guy. guess that i will get you like Donate his body hair for those that are less fortunate.
Speaker: i'm a charitable squat yeah from a charitable squat hey you know When you see when you see Shaniqua walking down the street with her new extensions just wearing good yeah but we by after done after he done streaming and everything he'd be like I'm dead sexy bitch I've seen him without a shirt on I've never been so sick in my life I don't blame you. I'd be like when Laura said, let there be like, yeah no, no, no, no, not necessary right now. No. because notated It was just being blazed. He shows up here. He's in the pool. And I was like, Oh my God.
Speaker: But what even worse is he sets his he's on his phone He sets his phone down and he's standing over it like this. Oh, how do you guys do it? So you hold on you guys have seven shows all together yeah, yeah, and I host five of them Yeah, I host four of our 19 yeah we we have Yeah, we have, like I said, we have the min and we have the mental health show, men's mental health show on Mondays, which I do. I have my music show on Tuesday. Well, I'll give up the Monday show once. We have a but another co -host who just had back surgery. He's going to take over the men's mental health show. He got new legs. yeah no like He lost his legs in the military and not because he was in war or anything like that. It was just.
Speaker: <unk> just He's just terrible at walking. It was a weird sex. It was a weird sex act. but It was like him and like 10 other guys. And I don't know. It was just, yeah. as a fetish was there yeah ah wednesday wednesday night you the number up anyway Yeah. Wednesday nights is the news one, which I host that one as well. ah Thursday night, my son and I do a wrestling show together. It's his show. He said, you know,
Speaker: You were talking about having a goddamn ego and being a little arrogant son of a bitch. Where are you? What did you expect? That's like the ultimate. I know he doesn't get it back. You did not pay attention from your dad. Yeah. That fucker fired. That fucker threatened me to threaten to fire me from the show before we ever did one episode. I said, you're on my team.
Speaker: and try My network you little prick don't care' my that's that's that's what That's what everybody tells like when like man my son did it and I like yeah, that's karma because you were like that at that age you oh yeah my My mother put a curse on me. She said I hope your kids are just like you fuck yeah Or the ever or the ever popular low line, oh just wait till it's your turn
Speaker: Jokes on you, mom.
Speaker: and then and then then i then then I host this one on Saturday nights. And then Sundays, Jeff hosts Jeff's garage, it's a car show. And then Fridays, which I'm surprised Blaise is not here, but he's taking a much needed night off. He might probably, yeah our buddy Blaise, he does, who's argument and it and anyways. And it it's, I think he's still trying to figure out what exactly his shows.
Speaker: Yeah, he's still trying to figure out his show um tell but yeah thised out last night. I tried to hurry back, but it was like, I was like, Hey, going out to dinner for a birthday. It's like, shit. yeah make it back in time We had totally worth going on the show. Yeah. we went on We had a couple other shows while we had one other show that was gonna be coming up. And then that guy, he's bitch made. So he just kind of disappeared. He's a clown. And then and then the other the other show, both hosts were killed tragically um as they attempted to molest a manatee down in Florida where they live. And a group of, I don't know, what do you call a ah group of dolphins? Is that like a bird? Is it a flock? A pod of dolphins gangbanging them to death. And now their show is all AI.
Speaker: so
Speaker: that's the So, actually that sounds pretty interesting. and So, yeah, I mean, things happen. what RIP Mark and Brian, popping out for my homies.
Speaker: Steven Jarvis, you can go to hell in a hand basket. You know, but the one thing the one thing we kind of pride ourselves on is we don't take ourselves too seriously. Yeah, I definitely we're always unfiltered. Mine's like, dude, I've had everybody from like we man from Jackass has been on a few times. I've had Larry Hankin from friends on. He was like the the angry old neighbor and friends. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: He's been on my show, and but everybody everybody's so different, man. like I say fuck every other word if the guest is like that, but if they're like reserved, I can kind of be reserved too. So yeah.
Speaker: i yeah on When you're having guests on it, and that's how we usually do it as well. I have to i have to do that on my music show, because i've had like I've had a few musicians that are like super Christian. And it's like, I'm not a religious guy, but I mean, I can, we can paddle this boat together, you know, I can respect that. You know, there's still a great interview, still a great time, you know, and and the cool thing about it is, you know, everybody I've interviewed We, we stay in contact. I mean, i actually I was just getting notifications. There's a couple, couple artists that I've, that have commented or, or whatever on, on social media posts and whatnot. Uh, and like I said, getting the opportunity Labor Day weekend, uh, to, to go MC a show, which I have no business doing. I don't know what the hell that's going to be like because spoiler alert, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: he's a big dumb animal folks don't like talking there for crowds but we figure the so yeah the like know the of of the so outlawlls bed arler said he's like just do what you do best you're goingnna be on stage you're going to have a microphone just fucking be fine that's right like okay here we go
Speaker: i yeah i got I got music interview one too. And we've interviewed like every genre of music they can think of. It don't matter. Uh, my biggest thing is like, if they're Instagram, like I'll be searching through Instagram reels and like stuff like that. And, and if they look like they're like hustling and trying to grow, then I'll have them on, you know? And I think the the biggest one I had was Chris from the singer from trapped.
Speaker: um map yeah the He's a good guy. Definitely a douchebag, but a good guy, very full of himself.
Speaker: ah just but you just um scrambling but but
Speaker: Yeah, no, I'm only him after midnight, but he still craves. Don't get me wet and don't feed me after midnight. Oh, don't worry. I'm getting wet. Just don't stare all the way.
Speaker: That's a non -stirter right there, right, Brian? You don't get me wet, Papi? You don't get me wet, Papi? I heard it. Papi, right? I heard it. Right? You want me to go get you a shovel for you? Because he does that all like you really is.
Speaker: but
Speaker: I'll get you wet. I'll stay close. yeah let me You have to buy me four bottles in order to get me that way. You know what? Challenge accepted, daddy. It's just some cheap fucking Russian smeared off of vodka or whatever the hell it is.
Speaker: really you're goingnna like give me voca like you're insulting me now i can dismiss you dismissed i'm stupid might really i my apolog right my apologies brian i'm sorry act down read the fucking straight and you a vaka like put i giant droplets in there to look like ver ah yeah yeah We'll just put some food coloring in there. You will never know the difference. Just drink it. I'll be like, Brian, let me introduce you to the new nonsensical network. Perfect. you're gonna like give me baka like you're insulting me now
Speaker: So, Brian, Brian, what do you do, man? We're going to logistics right now, but I'm just enjoying my vacation. I just do things. Yeah, he cooks his meat. and your Thanks. Yeah. ah Yeah. Sundays, Sundays, Brian sends me picture after picture after picture of his meat.
Speaker: yeah deliciousious like me oh All right, yeah he's very well nice and tender and juicy bourbon infused I gotta jump off. yeah i got jump off but I appreciate you guys. Let me jump on any Saturday night you want to pop in feel free to and before you go get the project chat there in the private chat there, drop your link and then we'll put it. Yeah. We want to make sure we follow you guys. All right. I can do that. send it So the link in your, uh, in the chat, put I'll put in the comments. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. That way people can the night to meet you guys. You'll all see all around for sure. Yeah, definitely. Definitely. We'll check you guys out. All right. Later. Appreciate you. right whats bro on your money Nice. 19 shows. Holy crap. That's a lot. but I know. I can only do seven of nine.
Speaker: Who got that reference? Who got that reference? What is that from? I know what that's from but I can't think of it. Damn it. You're gonna have to make us look like assholes. I can't think of it. Yeah. The Star Trek character. 709 from Star Trek Voyage. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. 709. Tasty meat, Brian. Tasty meat.
Speaker: Oh, by the way, ladies and gentlemen, he's not showing me pictures of his junk. It's actually meat that he's cooking on a grill, like steak and ribs and chicken. Yeah, I was going to say, you might want to clarify, dude. Ginger left. He's already thinking. That's why he left. What did you do earlier? Like, check. Brian's like, Sunday, I just didn't click my meat. And I'm like, oh. It's the weirdest battle.
Speaker: yeah you You're on vacation. You're supposed to be in Ohio so I can put that meat in my mouth.
Speaker: You guys scared Ginger away because you guys better talk about me because you never clarified it was barbecue. Hey, man. Hey, I feel you. You can come up here and join us tonight if you'd like to, brother. Yeah, I'll drop the link again. Why not? Absolutely. I think I've seen you in a hot minute. Hey, working's good though.
Speaker: Um, right. We won't do it. We won't, we won't do it out here, but Brian and I've been going back and forth today talking about politics and I have no business talking about politics, but it like, I don't speak my mind on politics because I know I'm a big dumb animal and I know I'm stupid. Brian's so smart and he knows like, and it's just like, yeah, Brian and the same page. And if I say something dumb,
Speaker: He just rolls with it. And it's just like, cause I'm not dumb to oppose it. It's just like frat boy, dumb, like frat boy humor. Like, right you know, well, no, but they're like, like you, it's not your topic of expertise. So you're like, this is how I just think it works. I just, I just, I just don't, I just, I don't, Let that revolve. I like, I don't let that engulf my life. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, I don't either. I've got it. It's a funny picture. Check this out. It's a freak show. It's a circus. Shits and giggles. Hey, Jeff, can you get that link and can you copy and paste that or copy or paste that or whatever? and Yeah. Send that or whatever. Make sure we get it.
Speaker: Absolutely, man. You're welcome up any any any Saturday night, brother Feel an extra froggy bring some of your people up with you, too Appreciate you popping in man. Yeah um I mean like like like with the whole politics thing. I mean, it's just just beforehand No way really cared until like 2008 and then all of a sudden I noticed that as well then all of a sudden now everybody started caring but that what what really what really annoys me about the the Politics is is that you can't nobody's like wanting to meet in the middle And lately it's gotten far worse now than it was then. But it's like trying to just have a conversation and be like, hey, look, I mean, what do you think about this? And, you know, try to compare notes. And I mean, there's some people that would be that would be willing to meet in the middle. I mean, we're all going to buy from we're all going to die from inbox. But I mean, but it's Yeah. You can't pull me off on my own show, right? But I mean, but it's just, it's just, it's just, it's like, it's like, like nobody would pick, but then all of a sudden when you start getting into it and then I went down the rabbit hole, I'm like, wait, none of this makes sense. Why is this okay? But this is not okay. But then, and then when you're trying to put two and two together and you're like,
Speaker: No, I'm not with that in the next, you know, like, well, if you vote for, if you like that person, we can't be friends. Like really, we're like very mature. It's like, yeah, we could, we could, we could argue about, we, we can, it's okay to have a difference of opinion and breakfasts and food and entertainment and all that. But because of politics, oh no, we can't be friends, but yeah, anything else we can have a disagreement on and still be cool. Right. Well, you know what? You know, who's really great at like, um,
Speaker: being able to meet in the middle, Blaze. Blaze and I have discussed that. Oh, without a doubt. Without a doubt. He leans more left, I lean more right, but we meet in the middle. We're just like, we just won't get heavy into it. Oh, yeah, with that without a doubt. Like, my my last broadcast my last broadcast on HAPS was um was misinformation, what is truth, and Blaze was like, my because I talked i talked to about it, he goes, yeah, let's go. And then we just shot from the hip.
Speaker: you know and And basically the the whole the whole thing was like, you know if I read five articles from reputable companies and then like say you read five articles ah the ah you know and then and and it's both on the same topic, but you can heavily see the biases. Now the question is, who's the misinformation? Is it subjective? you know And man, everybody was like, holy crap. I'm like, yeah, if it's about the same topic and you see the heavy biases, then like who's more credible?
Speaker: So then, so I think, I think we talked about it for like an hour and a half, but we had people from Australia come on. We had people from Europe, come on Canada, different parts of the States. And everybody was just chiming in. Like they never thought about that because, you know, mainstream media and then all, and all these other stuff coming in. So it's like hat. So who's, to who's, who's on the right to tell you that you're being misled or you're getting misinformation and disinformation, whatever.
Speaker: So who, like, who has that that authority to say, no, what you're reading is bullshit. And then who am I to tell you what you're reading is bullshit. Exactly. so And it all depends on where you're getting your info from.
Speaker: yeah so most Most of the time, if if one person puts out a video and says, this is what it is, a lot of people will watch that video and then they're sold. They don't need to read anything else or listen to anything else. They're like, that's my belief now. Well, no, it doesn't work like that. And then like independent media is going on the rise and a lot of mainstream media mainstream media is trying to shut them down because they're like, no, they're false. They don't know what they're talking about. I'm like, well, at least in independent media are honest, at least they're honest. And they're actually doing real journalism. They're not being opinionated or fall in line.
Speaker: Yeah, so but yeah, we we had a good talk. I mean, nobody talked over each other. We each like heard each other out on their on what's going on in their neighborhood, their country and all this other stuff. And, and basically, we all agreed and we came to the conclusion was, read what you can learn what you can, you know, understand what you can. And then overall, it's like, think most most of it, do your research and think for yourself. And if anybody has a problem with it, that's more of a them problem than a you problem. Yeah.
Speaker: But nobody's willing to, no one's really wanting to do their own research. They're just like, well, whatever Facebook tells me, I agree with it. Or you know whatever or or somebody earshot or somebody, well, my cousin's best friend, they're in that. So whatever he says, it's good I'm good with that. Because George Clooney said it, I have to listen. Yeah. Or Robert De Niro. Or, well, don't even start. on George Clooney had nipples on his Batman suit. Nobody should ever listen to him. Yeah. I like the nipples.
Speaker: We calm down, Connor. But I mean, but I mean, but overall, it's just it's like just have a civil discussion. So, I mean, but I mean, there there are a lot of people that I have had civil discussions with and there's others that are still like. Yeah,
Speaker: yeah so I yeah, I refuse to talk politics with anybody because of the simple fact I know I I know what I believe. I don't need to be having somebody else tell me what they believe. right And number one and number two, I know I don't know what I'm talking about. So I, and number three, I live in Mexico. I don't have a dog in this fight anymore. ah Yeah. Yeah. You gave that up 20 years ago. well The good thing is though, the, you know, my wife says that she's like, you don't have a dog in this fight. Why do you care? I'm like, well,
Speaker: in all honesty the one thing that does affect is the economy because a lot of income for mexico is based on the u .s dollar you know trades people in trades not not just trade but like cancun is a tourism town we don't got tourism we ain't got shit yeah yeah it's the economy me shit we have a bad season yeah cancun acapulco cabbos and lucas puerto barlarta Yeah, yeah, Maria comes down to yeah, but Meredith is kind of a joke. Let's be honest Hey, hey, I wanted I want to go there. There's nothing there, dude. I Still I've been there like 50 times. I still want to go There's no fucking sidewalks it's creepy Okay, so
Speaker: That's the problem, Jeff. There's no sidewalks. That's your issue. There's no sidewalks. No, it it's hard to explain. Like, when we went by the Malibu... Bro, there's no sidewalks. No, like, like this the building is right up against the sidewalk. Jeff, you live in a goddamn third -world country where 95 % of the population is trying to come to America. And you're worried about sidewalks? I watched the YouTube clip that Expedia did on Marita, and it's like shit, because it's Expedia.
Speaker: Okay. We've seen it online. I see what you did there. I see what you did there. I get it. Yeah. It was, it was on the interwebs. Hashtag legit. Let's be honest. There's a difference. Hashtag. This is hashtag by the way. This is hashtag. Hashtag legit. Hashtag legit. Besides I heard the tacos were fantastic.
Speaker: The tacos are fantastic. If you want authentic Mexican tacos, go to Taco Bell. Oh, Jesus. Actually, no. Brian, but what you need to do, and and it's it's daunting when you go, Mexico City, holy shit. Oh, believe me. like well well well Well, like I was saying, like when I when I went to Isla Mujeres, like the taco, the lady at the little bicycle taco,
Speaker: Dude, that shit was amazing. And then we'll talk area that sounds like. Oh, no, no, no, no. is is this Okay. So it's so popular. Yeah. and I trust me. I know that. I know how they just roll up on a bicycle with big baskets in a grill and just, well, it's like the thing is yeah just in the States, if you want to try this in the States, you got to get a permit. You got to get all this stuff before you can even open your door.
Speaker: or or start or war In Mexico, they don't do that. They just, if you want to open up a taco joint, open your fucking door and you got a taco joint. yeah rock la but sexy chocolate son of a bitch and and if y'a don't believe me yeah that was so buddy i was a sees like but here's the thing but here's the thing though like like if you if you have netflix look up the taco chronicles it's two seasons Oh my god. Holy **** That **** is amazing. Yes, it is. black Chronicles on Netflix. Yeah. I don't ever watch it when you're hungry cause you will fucking door dash
Speaker: 14 pounds of food. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense for the next four and a half hours Mark or Brian and and Jeff will be talking about Mexico. I'm telling you man. I mean like i all That I was driving and I'm like, I know exactly where the taco where the food are. I'm like taco taco tacos I think I think Nicki would would get kick out it's called the taco Chronicles it's on Netflix and it's literally this it's like a They go and show how these different tacos are made in different countries and the in their history know my ill behind that taco kind of taco and I shit you not dude
Speaker: i Hey, I gave Brian. I gave Brian fucking shit. I gave his wife an idea for her. Some days, some days I like to. and and and and and and and Other days I like to. Another day. I have the best idea. Brian, you'll get it. If I'm feeling frisky, I go, I'm going to open up a taco truck, but I have the perfect name for it.
Speaker: What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna, you know, you get, when you when you buy tortilla mix to make your own tortillas, yeah do they have different colors. I'm gonna get red tortilla mix and white tortilla mix, put them together, and then I can sell pink tacos. And I'm gonna open up the pink taco truck.
Speaker: yep mountain It's gonna be spray painted and real big on the side, pink tacos. hey hey jeff hey jeff and And I mean, yeah, yeah, so we yeah, so we got actually have it and then you have it hooked up to a helicopter to a Pontiac Aztec and we're like make it authentic peock yeah as well pull it behind a po act as and put it right outside of brocco Yes. thats good That's a win. I'm i was going to bed. Let's do this. hey Jeff, just stick to your bucket of pasta. Okay. That's gonna be one of the things I sell my taco truck. Pink tacos and pasta, baby.
Speaker: very mexican slash italian you'll be the only mix nice italian speech so what's ah it's called fusion If I saw a truck that said pink tacos, I would be going up to that truck for a whole different reason. That's why I trucked it outside of brothel. I don't think I'm going to get a plane. I think, I think. And then, and then, and then, and then, and like, and let, let, let the girl, like let two of the girls, one be a cashier, one be the order taker while you and I could be like grilling.
Speaker: Yeah, but what are they gonna do? Jump up on the side of the truck and let me enjoy the pink taco? Sure, why not? Seriously. meant that's where i'm I'm there with Glick. Like, what's up there? I mean, we charge extra for that. How much? also Also, Jeff, I know your standards. I'm not going to your pink taco truck. I know Jeff's standards. I'm not going to his speak. You don't want the extra cheese? but Walk away from that face. I'm going to walk away with her before I'm going to focus on my face. It's all natural organic peas. Yeah. They don't call me queso blanco for nothing.
Speaker: ah um e ah Hey Rocky. First and foremost, you better get it right. It's Daddy Blaze. i believeze Hi, Hi, Daddy Blaze. Lots of special sauce. I love that one too.
Speaker: but But no, in all seriousness though, like, yeah, check out the Taco Chronicles on Netflix. I was kind of watching a little earlier, like right before I hopped on. And that so I heard you talking about the differences and how you guys sat down and talked about it. I was like, no, that's that's sweet, man. Because that doesn't happen a lot nowadays when people yeah we do. Yeah, we do that a lot on here. I mean, we do that a lot, you know.
Speaker: but Even even back when Tony was here, you know, obviously, obviously, Brian, you know, Tony stance on things, you know, I think it's safe to say, you know, we'll say Tony's left and and and and I'm right. And you know, Tony and I and you and Tony do the same thing. Yeah. And we never have a lot of out over each other. Never, you know, yeah, and Tony and I would do that. And there was a lot of times where Obviously, the difference between me is, as far as politics go, I'm more in the middle, definitely right leaning way, way, well, not like way right, but definitely works right. Yeah. Yeah. Like, like I tell people, like, like, yes, majority of the time I'm like center, right. But there are some things that are, that I do agree on the left. I mean, I do agree that, you know, if communism is awesome. Yes. God, no. that
Speaker: no job that you blaze you commun this big but you're not here to to defend yourself today so i can say whatever i want blaze but i mean but you know like general change on its like and it's cool i don't that's wait I mean like when it comes like the minimum wage I do agree that minimum wage should be ah should be raised because it's like if you analyze it every two years but things become more expensive. but well we don't make more accept that any but but No, but that's what I was saying. Every two years, analyze it. and if and if it's And if it's good, raise it. If not, keep it keep it the same. i saw so much It's not so much minimum wage. It's a cost of living because yeah yeah yeah here's the thing. i've been in I've been in my line of business or my line of work for close to 30 years. I started doing it when I was
Speaker: 12, 13 years. I'm sorry. I don't mean to say it like that. I'm sorry. Who the hell is this guy in here? Get rid of him.
Speaker: ah just mad cause you still fit in crawl spaces you have just well you justed you totally its to black eye alert why is i i did want to say it but yeah You just totally pulled the token black guy. You're just here to say damn.
Speaker: yeah yeah shit is black but But no, i mean it should be a cost of living thing because yeah because there's no rhyme or reason some jackass at McDonald's should be making $25 an hour when I've been in my line of work for almost 30 years and I have learned, you know I have learned a trade, I have learned a skill and I you know and i continue to learn that that that I make $10 more than they should. So it should be a cost of living thing where across the board, a pay increase should happen
Speaker: for employees. Yeah. And I do agree that 40 years old, you shouldn't be working at McDonald's either. That is also true. I'm also not working at McDonald's either before anybody gets it. No, no, no. Before anybody gets that in their head. But if you're in your 30s. It took me 20 years, but I'm a fry cook. God damn it. My skills as a fry cook. You should not be trying to get a job at McDonald's.
Speaker: Well, you yeah mcdonald's but McDonald's was McDonald's McDonald's and fast food. Let's be honest. that was ah that's ah That's a job that was created or even certain jobs at grocery stores.
Speaker: their, their entry level positions, their high school positions or young, very young adult positions that when you're first starting out, yeah you know what I mean? There's no rhyme or reason why you're a fry cook at 45 years old, but McDonald's thinking that you deserve 20 plus dollars an hour. Oh, come on. I'm 40 equity. I mean, to acknowledge somebody ah No, I mean, but but and also just do like and you worship Burger King and this is and this is what sucks is like like like say for like the the EMS paramedics like Down here in Houston. I mean like like if you're an EMT basic you're barely making 14 an hour due to so during due due to some certain e EMS companies and I think that's bullshit because I'm with the the paramedic I went through the paramedic program you have to learn a lot of shit within four months and I was just saying with a lot of shit. You got to be quick on your feet. You got to think fast. You got to work in the elementary working on hours. Why am I going to get paid for 14 an hour? But yet somebody else McDonald's is making 25 bucks. And yet there's ap yeah, You know, that's why I know how to flip the Patty.
Speaker: my I mean, I can air fry fries, no big deal, but still. rock Rocky can open a bag of pre -sliced tomatoes like nobody's business. You should see me go. I'm quick. But I mean, but yeah. That's amazing deal with that special sauce. I mean, i mean like like like like if you go to a technical school or you go to a trade school, or even if you do go to a community college, you usually at least make more than what ah like the met the bare minimum.
Speaker: I will say this, sir. There's no rhyme or reason. And if you do the math and you look at it, there's no rhyme or reason that some jerk off at McDonald's that can't figure out how to do bread, patty, cheese, ketchup, bread.
Speaker: You can't figure out how to do that. There's no rhyme or reason why any of those jerk offs at a fast food restaurant should make more money than a goddamn teacher or first responder. And you know the teacher salary is and they oh it's ridiculous. It's like thirty thousand dollars a year. Yeah. But yeah, and the day you couldn't and and and in America, I'm going to say it in America. Fuck up.
Speaker: she I really get out! who in and out 30 seconds or less yeah yeah know so and also too like like it's been reported now already like people people be snitching to like some of these teachers because how they're not getting paid and for some of these teachers that are like attractive or like ah or like um they're doing only fans and what was the main reason why they don't get they ain't men at all i mean but well even hey i'm hot for hey i'm hot for teacher too remember that ben halleen
Speaker: So, yeah I mean, that would be good. I was a teacher and I was doing my videos that I had on my OnlyFans would have that song the whole time. Mrs. Robinson, baby. That too.
Speaker: yeah you miss Yeah, we all took a second to pause and think about this. We all thought, tell me, call me a liar, but I don't believe you. We all just thought of our favorite teacher back in the day. yeah i i was i was i would go i was just I was just thinking about my science teacher that that they couldn't wait for me to turn 18. Sorry, your husband died.
Speaker: you know, so young, but not not sorry that I got this. Don't worry about it. Yeah. It was a hell of an 18th birthday present. I'm just saying, what's up, girl? How are you doing? I'm still teaching. I was 18 and I was out of school. Just so you know. i only fans i'm just saying But no, no, but no, like our teachers have to go on fucking Amazon because they they have to pay for their own fucking current classroom supplies and they have to create wish lists and shit like that. Or or they have to put like a special note, like on, say you know, I got kids that are in school.
Speaker: like hey if you want to help the class out you can buy and it's like fuck my kids school supplies because i'll get them on the low low on the cheap but i want to make sure the teacher has everything they need for their class but also too also too you got the teachers union who is like we that that lean democrat they're raping them the teachers unit they need that that right there needs to be stopped they're raping the hell out of them I, I, yeah, teachers unions are teachers, you know, they, they're, they're Democrat and they, like, they need to just, uh -oh. Oh shit. Oh,
Speaker: his too take that lady. Who's quick now.
Speaker: but stay
Speaker: Unions are good for some things but a lot of the unions are the biggest joke on the planet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you do it. You do away with the teachers union. You do away with the teachers union. You will have a better education system. More teachers get paid like as they rightfully should. I hope. Well, let's be honest. If if I you couldn't pay me enough to be a **** teacher.
Speaker: Kids are assholes. Let's be honest. Oh, oh, and no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to be the first teacher i'm gonna for punching one in the face when they. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to have that. I'm going to have like that in the classroom. I was like, if you're old enough to talk shit, you're old enough to get your ass whooped. Yeah. um'm good Big on a board every day. Talk shit. I'm just a big scientist. says Fuck around. Find out. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. And the phrase of the day. Yeah. And then like, have that, have that same speech on that, uh, the substitute teacher. I'm proud. I taught the inner city for 15 years. So don't fuck with me. Hey, Aaron, but like, Hey,
Speaker: you go to the purpose. You don't see principle. Oh, Hennessy.
Speaker: Yeah. So yeah. Yeah. If I was a teacher, I'd be like, yeah, that'd be like, boom, and so invite talk but you old enough to get your ass whooped. If you're plus years old and trying to get a job at McDonald's, there are many trades that you could do. The construction industry pays good. Yeah. You got to work a little bit harder.
Speaker: than working with the cops. But you can make a comfortable living. Oh, 100%. I mean, shit. There's a ah TikTok page I follow. It's a welding school. And these guys weld. And they're like, what would you what would you rate your work at? And then the guys are like, I don't know, like $25 a dollar. He's like, I actually i should give you 75 in 200 days per diem.
Speaker: And I'm like, fuck, I want that gig. Well, I saw that. I saw that on TikTok. Yeah. back yeah then And then ah like a few months ago or a year ago, um Glick showed it like it was through PragerU and it was called ah ah it was it was co -hosted by my by a Micro who did, you know, host the Dirty Jobs. Yeah, the Dirty Jobs guy. But yeah, the documentary on PragerU was called Trading Up. And basically how this girl, she was telling her story like how she went to a university and then she graduated and then every time she was going going ah she was looking around for a job in her what she graduated for they're like congratulations graduated but we need to experience experiences so she got so frustrated she goes great i just wasted all this money on this on going to a university and so she just like threw her graduation hat pop the shotgun to it
Speaker: and then uh and then makes you know she learned she learned how to do welding and all that now she loves to do welding because now she's she's growing opportunities to where she could fabricate auto parts for automakers um little skid projects for even even like uh you know custom sheet she was saying like she did custom framing for like some of the the nascar Like working on the framework for the nascar car. So it's like she's she's living out her dream She's living it out. She's like she's having a whole lot. It's like uh, you ever seen the movie secret to my success With michael j fox yeah at one point he's going to he he moves chicken i'm dick yeah He moves to new york because of a job and when he gets there the company's already gone under
Speaker: So he's doing all these interviews and you know he he he's fresh out of college and they're and they're like, we need somebody with experience. He's like, so why did I go to college? They're like, well, you had fun, didn't you? Oh, wow, dude, really? Yeah. like um now College, a lot of companies, yeah, they want a college degree, but they also want work experience. I didn't go to college. I work in a fortune 500 company. I didn't go to college.
Speaker: yeah I don't know what I'm doing half the time, but I'm making it. it's hard it's it's it's it's ah It's like that everywhere. You, you go to school, especially with this young generation, you go to school, whether you go to college and you get a degree or you go to a trade school and you learn a trade or whatever, and you automatically assume that you're going to come out and make the top dollar. Wait, yeah i gonna what people don't understand is you have to put the time and work in working and like,
Speaker: i'm forty um um i' almost forty three right now and i'm very yeah now and and
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Speaker: You know, i reached out I reached out to a company or actually a company reached out to me the other day and I messaged them back. and and and And I laughed at them because they're like, we're we're looking for maintenance technicians and you're a perfect fit. And the starting wage is is $19 an hour and I said that and I emailed them back and the first six things I put was laughing emojis and I was like for me to even consider talking to you you have to guarantee me $30 an hour and then we can talk and after that we can negotiate a wage that is fair for my my knowledge and my expertise and blah blah blah blah. I said but for you to send me that message it was a joke and a slap in the face to which they messaged me back with
Speaker: Oh, we sorry you feel that way but unfortunately we cannot go that high and I'm like, well, all right Well, then you need to get a cat. That's how this conversation is over Yeah, you need to get it You need to get somebody who's fresh out of fucking trade school and not somebody who's been doing this shit for damn 30 fucking years at the end of the day also to and I could testify to this like also to like a few to a good paying job that requires L rocky That requires no, uh, education whatsoever. It's just like an oil field. I mean, like yeah guys, guys like fresh out of high school, they're going to the oil and they're in there for like 10, they're like in their 10, 15 years. And I mean, cause pretty much if you don't blow all your money and you're responsible paying your bills and saving your money and the oil field, like any within your first year, you can easily come up to like 80 to $90 ,000 a year. without That's if you, yeah, without even trying, that's if you're very disciplined and don't blow all your money.
Speaker: So that's one of the jobs that you can make a really damn good money with no education. Even construction, just regular construction, building houses as a guy sweeping the floor.
Speaker: because look it's play but no like you You don't need an education. You can go up and pick up fucking nails for 15 bucks. You don't need it. Yeah. say and and and construction you don't you don't need education you don't need to be educated you don't need to be you don't need to go to school you don't need to you don't need you all you have to have that's not actually like because walkies and big foots are two different things you racist pieces of shit how about i'm a sass watch too
Speaker: Well, then don't agree with this guy. You should be angry at him. has All situations are not the same ah I'm saying is there's certain parts of the world that look just like me, man. You just gotta have to guess, you know? Just guess. In the construction field, you need two things. You need two things to succeed. A willingness to work and a willingness to learn.
Speaker: Well, you can come in there. You need one other thing. You gotta have thick skin. Well, thick. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. But you will get **** with. That comes with that. That comes with it. I've I've I've known cats that have come in. the I have I have known cats that have come in that have been soft as **** and then you run into them five years down the road and they are though just the meanest motherfuckers you'll ever come with. I saw this video the other day. This girl, she decided she's going to do construction. And they, she gets there and they're like, here's a list of stuff we need to go pick up. It was a board stretcher, a, a, um,
Speaker: It was just, it was obviously as you, as, as she reads it off, I'm lapping my ass off watching it. One was, i it was a uterus, a uterus measure, measuring tape, my left -handed hammer. My favorite one was always the ID.
Speaker: b What was it, the ID10T form? You got to get that filled out first day. And and I was the foreman. When I used to build houses, I was the foreman. And we'd have new guys that were like, Hey, the guys told me you have to, I have to come to you to get the ID10T form so I can get that filled out before I start working. And I'm like, Oh yeah. So.
Speaker: Did they give you the rest of the list? And they'd be like, like he said, the board stretcher, the left -handed hammer. I'm like, you got to get that stuff before I can sign off on the ID 10 T form. And then we can get you, get you it like, first and foremost, I'm the foreman and and I'm the youngest guy on the fucking job site. I'm the foreman. Like, yeah, I'm definitely doing this dance. I'm not saving.
Speaker: but invent and And also to like what's what's a quick easy fix to like to get a look to make pretty decent money I mean you could be a forklift operator. Yeah, I Mean training training is only one day. Yeah, it's four hours. Yeah It's literally like three or four hours and you can easily make starting at starting out with no experience starting out 18 19 an hour Yeah, depending on which state in city you live in But you have to be willing to, it's a problem, man. It's a problem, man. This generation doesn't want to work. They just want to be handed things. He's 20 something. He's like 27 year olds. But don't worry. The economy will be be back to where it was. The economy will be back to it. Listen, listen yeah go we'll be back where it was. Yeah. my do Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, God. Oh, Lord. Oh, she's got them 27 year old fucking kids don't want to work anymore. They just want to be handed money. Well, no, I mean, but or a lot of them are like one of the biggest downfalls of really creeping my Facebook. That is old shit, bro.
Speaker: yeah how old i mean i mean down politics sure rocky one of the biggest sound ah american society comes down to took shock class out of high school yes one that that pissed me off aye is Yeah. t Yeah. Cause yeah, that's what I was telling Glick that I was like, yeah, my senior year is like, I had two electives open and they're like, which one do you want to do? And I'm like, yeah, let me do wood shop. I was like, Oh, sorry. They did away with that. Cause it's now debate. My debate, like, I mean, I was like, I don't want to argue with people. I don't want to argue with people. I want to make shit. yeah I want to build. I love wood shop. I love fucking, you know, I mean, like, flick and I went to the same
Speaker: um Yeah, I do. Don't take me that long either. I'm just saying. In and out, baby. In and out. Real quick, bro. But like, Glick and I, our whole class was basically a giant wood shop. Yeah, I mean, I loved it. I mean, I made my own pin bay. Whoa, little whoa, whoa. How dare you, sir? Oh, sorry. Building trades, same difference. We were not them fucking queers in carpentry.
Speaker: We were the jack of all trades classed. We were building trades. We learned everything. But a master of none. Speak for yourself, buddy. You're goddamn right. You're goddamn right. and that's what and that's why like And that's why I make the money I make today because exactly I am a jack of all trades and I'm a master of none. And there are certain things, and I've said it on here before,
Speaker: I purposely stayed away from HVAC because I know how much of a pain in the ass HVAC is. I don't want to be an HVAC guy. My cousin went to school. brief Well, there's, I'm not claustrophobic, but I'm, I don't fit into a lot of spaces where HVAC guys. Let's be honest, Brian, I don't fit in crawl spaces and and attics. you know yeah I know, I know everybody on this panel is under the, under, under the height of six foot tall and none of you actually reached full maturity, but as a guy who is over six foot tall and over 300 pounds, I don't fit into a lot of the spaces that you guys might fit into. My addicts don't hold his weight.
Speaker: but there's that too like Rocky posted a picture hey that's me being sexy that's not my only fans don't don't leave my only fans pictures Rocky you gotta pay for that no no like Rocky posted a Snapchat the other day and he was getting ready and I'm like Yeah, it's a good thing. I'm full -size watching because I don't fit in that son, bitch. Well, the biggest problem about HVAC is the technology gets better and better and it's more and more complicated. I mean, yeah. It's like being a mechanic. You got to have a fucking science degree. I mean, I mean, for like HVAC, my older brother does it and he's been doing it for over god like getting close to 20 years now. And and my nephew now, and my nephew now, he's like 25 and he's making more money than I am.
Speaker: Yeah, well my my cousin i like i mean he he did he did he did do like an apprenticeship and then And while he was getting even when he got paid during the apprenticeship. He was making 18 an hour as an apprentice my grandfather started love it was a plumbing and and HVAC company and I Worked there. My first job was working there. I was I was an apprentice. I was a basement gopher and when I Before I left for the Navy, my, my uncle had bought a truck and hired a guy to drive me around. Cause I didn't, well as I was in high school, I didn't even have my license yet, but they had a truck and a guy to drive me around. Because I was at that point where I didn't need to be a, I could fix it myself. Oh my God. He's taking a shit. We can hear it. Yeah.
Speaker: Why am I not surprised? And then really in the back my my cousin, he went to school for H back and like my cousin runs the company. yeah I mean, yeah, I mean, so, so it's like, it's like learner trade, you know, that way you're not, you're not killing yourself on paying student loans back. Well, the, the, the kicker is, is like, when we were, yeah I never walked on that, I never walked on that path, man. I worked three jobs while I was in college.
Speaker: And I did all three and I was ridiculously tired, but I walked out no student debt, but I never used my degree. So but but that that also falls into psychology. Yeah. You're, you're about as far from psychology as it comes in your current line of work.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, but like I mean when we were kids we were told computers of the future learn computers Now they're like we need fucking carpenters. We need to do some manual labor because nobody wants to fucking do it because they all got degrees in computer science and Yeah, because because basically basically and and the thing about it is it's it's really bait because when they say oh man if you go to college for I say orthopedic surgery, you're making like over $300 ,000 a year and you're like over three hundred years the last year and and yeah Yeah, but but I'm just saying like it was like what what I can make I can make that but then in actuality once you graduate your bear like barely scrap it at 90 ,000 you're like wait a minute But they said like yeah, but you're you just graduated son. You got a ways to go
Speaker: so yeahly So by time you make that three hundred thousand four hundred thousand dollar year in that particular period Yeah, you're like you're like between 40 and 50 So it takes time Yeah, I mean if even if that's what that's what a lot of I haven't been in my industry as long as you guys have and your respectable industries, but I've been in it for a little bit just about eight years and So I see the new guys come in and demand all that stuff all the time. Yeah. Yeah. They think, they think as soon as they come in with no experience and no, no real knowledge on, on the job knowledge, they think, and also, you know, like Brian was saying with those orthopedic surgeons and blah, blah, blah, blah, they also don't, they don't, they don't process the thing. When you're in college, you have to pay a whole lot of money back.
Speaker: a So it's like, which which nothing against doctors because we need doctors and surgeons and nurses and, you know, and special, we need those people to be there obviously, but you have to hone your craft.
Speaker: before you start making that crazy ass money. I mean, you know, it's like that not to not to like dumb it down, but look at Dr. Strange from Marvel. I mean, he was the top tier. He was the best of the best in his surgeon. And that's why he had the big mansion and the flashy cars and everything. But he didn't get that right out of college. He had to work his way up.
Speaker: You got to prove yourself. Well, it's like, uh, Kevin and I were watching scrubs. I mean, look at Donald Trump. He only had a measly $1 million dollars it makes one one million dollars from his dad and turned it into a multi -billion dollar corporation, you know? yeah but like said and didnt have over saying and and And one in like season two, uh, um,
Speaker: Sarah Chalk's characters, yeah her dad cuts her off. And JD says to her, he says, like, I'm $250 ,000 in debt because of student loans. I got to pay that off. They don't, you know, when you start as a doctor,
Speaker: and you're doing like your internship, working your way up, you make like 30 grand a year and you work like 60 hours a day or something. Oh yeah, even like the, even like the residents I used to work with back when I was in my, when I was in the medical field, the residents was barely making nine an hour. Yeah. I mean, guys, look at this. Some people start at the bottom. Some people start at the bottom and they stay at the bottom. This is a perfect example.
Speaker: so Wow. Shots fired. Some people just don't want to be better. No, but I mean, even even like quite like in my job, I don't get an hourly wage. I don't get an hourly wage in my job. Fucking feelings, you deal little bitch. Wow. What's you going to do about it? Nothing because you're scurve.
Speaker: position i know how like but i You don't even want to know what he said about you. bra um seriously i serious And seriously, you know, yeah, that was seriously, Connor.
Speaker: really shot myself for folks That's how I roll. That's how I do things around here. That's why I'm the man. That's why I'm the champ, baby. Yeah, you don't want to know what he said about you, Rocky. That's all. Yeah, man. I'm the champ. Yeah, that's real. And that's real talk. Yeah. I thought Rocky was your boy. I thought Rocky was your boy. This motherfucker wanted $250 for a goddamn intro song. Fuck that bullshit. I'm better than that. I'm like, who the fuck are you talking to? Who do you think you are? You know, like, I don't think Rocky asked $250 for a goddamn song.
Speaker: you know, it's cool where he just made you one. I'm like, look, first and foremost, that was a god damn gift for, you know, I didn't ask for that. That should surprise me. No, no, let me tell you. Let me tell you as simple as I can. I mean, I get everything. Yeah. You know,
Speaker: yeah ah like pay the man is fucking money. Shut up, bitch. Get off your couch. Go work at fucking McDonald's. Right. Change your fucking clothes and and and and and pay the man his money if he wants money for to create you a goddamn intro. Clown. What was that? Who was that? I don't even remember. It's been too many requests since then. Fucking Jeremy. Oh, Jeremy. She, where what happened to Jeremy? We killed him. Oh, he's a
Speaker: He's a **** Oh, I'm sorry. Hold on a second. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He doesn't deserve to be called. anymore because I gave him that nickname. It's Jarvis. It's Steven. Steven. You're just we don't even call you by your last name. It's Steven. Oh my god. Dude, he just he just dude. He just **** dipped out of here, man. Check this out. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I'll let's take a break. How did I miss? I will tell you the story when we get back. Let's go and break real quick. I want i would say I want to take a real quick break because I got brand new music for Matt James. And I also want to get to Rocky because last week Rocky was here and he was at a wedding. And and he said that he had big news and news pertaining to the album and stuff like that. So I want to take a real quick break. We're going to cleanse our palates of the politics and the and the wages and then in the in the jobs data that we're going to take a real quick break.
Speaker: Oh, I got brand new music from our guy. Matt James, AKA, lead singer of Blacktop Mojo. Obviously he does his solo thing. He has the band, but we got brand new music from him. We played it Wednesday night. I'm going to play it here again tonight. I love this fucking song. And, and I feel like this song is just, just right for the conversation we're about to go into.
Speaker: Even though it's about a breakup in a relationship, but nonetheless, but, uh, check out blacktop mojo, check out Matt James at blacktop mojo at Maddie.
Speaker: Shit, Matt, I'm sorry. if Matt, Jimmy James, Matt, Jimmy James, I think is what it is on his social media. If you follow blacktop mojo, you'll find Matt, give them a follow, give them a listen. They are on all social medias. Everybody listen to music.
Speaker: go show the guys some love, let him send on let them know that we sent you and click sent you. And we'll be back here in just a few minutes. We're going to, we're going to, we're going to spill some tea. We're going to, we're going to spill some tea about some drama. And then we're also going to figure out what we're also going to find out what's going on with Rocky as well. So here's Matt James with his brand new song, bad guy.
Speaker: Her little matt james lee singer blacktop mojo doing his solo thing With his brand new song the bad guy. I love that fucking song. I really do man I love that fucking song. Obviously you guys know i'm a huge fan of blacktop mojo But uh nonetheless check them out Blacktop mojo on all the social medias check out matt james as well. Check out his solo stuff
Speaker: but Check it out. Show the guys some love. They definitely deserve it. They're they're doing their damn thing. um Obviously the network, the show, Jeff and I, we love the guys. They've been with us since day one. So go show them some love. let him not we Let them know we sent you. Let them know Glick sent you. Anywho, welcome back to Not Sensible Now since everybody.
Speaker: We're here a Saturday night. We're, we're doing what we do. We got Jeff in the building. As always, you guys know me. I'm click. We got Brian. Brian's in the building. Mexican Brian, not to be confused with stupid ass Florida Brian, who's too scared to come up here. Cause he knows I'm going to yell at him. I messaged him earlier. I was like, Hey, bring your ass up here. I got to talk to you. I got a real bone to pick with you motherfucker. And he was like, I can't do it tonight. I was like, yeah, that's because you're a fucking pussy. just here Actually, naturally I told him he was scared. So it's not that serious. I just got to correct you and put you in your place sunshine.
Speaker: And we got the one and only Rock Lee in the building. Nope. Nope. Nevermind. I'm just kidding. We don't have Rock Lee in the building. Sorry. False ever touch.
Speaker: Our Brian, our Brian not come face Brian. Yeah. Ooh. Ooh. That'll ruffle some feathers. Oh, that'll ruffle some feathers. If I start, if I start calling Brian our Brian, Ooh, that'll ruffle.
Speaker: that'll ruffle them feathers. But anyways, we'll go back to nonsense. I'll get to that in a second. Hold on a second. Speaking of ruffle and feathers. I was ruffling feathers Thursday night. Welcome back to nonsense. What nonsense, if you're not already checking out the network, now, since we're nonsense is part of the nonsensical network. If you're not already good, check out the Facebook, Instagram X and tick tock. We do have shows Monday through Sunday here on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook live. You guys can get in the chatters box, shoot the shit with us. Hang out with us.
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Speaker: Also, don't forget it is Saturday night. That means it is the Open Door Challenge. DJ Jeff dropped that link one time already. Hit that link. Come in here and hang out with us. We asked for two things. A, turn your camera on and please put your pecker away because nobody wants to see the little son of a bitch. And if you do show it to us, we're going to make fun of you because A, it's probably small. And B, you shared it to a lot of dudes, which makes you quit. Anywho, so Thursday night,
Speaker: Our friend, I'll say our friend because I think he's our friend. Uh, Mr. Ted Hicks, late night parent, he's back. He's doing his show. He took a little hiatus, been a busy guy, you know, and I always watch the show. I may not always watch it live, but I always watch the show. I liked it. I got a lot of respect for Ted. I look up to Ted. and That's no secret. Um, yeah, Thursday night, I happened to be a able to watch live.
Speaker: There's a couple individuals in there who don't particularly like us too much. And I don't know why, because I mean, well, really, honestly, we've never had any interactions with them. We're cute. and kind Well, we've never had really interactions with them. So, you know, one of them is a Bible thumping hypocrite that's probably closeted, enjoys a little hot too on the side, if you know what I mean. The other one's just a delusional drunk fucking twat waffle. I can't say. But nonetheless, they don't like us. They don't like me.
Speaker: I'm just commenting away, taking part. And and and I had to break it to you to douche nozzles. I seen your stupid little side comments. The only difference between me and you is I'm better than you. So I chose not to engage. However, it's my show and now I can engage. And I'll say that you're both fucking worthless and you're not shit. Nobody likes you. Nobody watches your shit. So congratulations. And, you know,
Speaker: Jesus loves you. So that's cool. We got that going for you. I guess, but nonetheless, did I ruffled just dropping comments, taking part in the conversation, dude, I was ruffling fucking feathers like crazy. Like, uh, they were talking about, apparently somebody is going to do a Deadpool show as well. And I was like, Oh shit, beliefs is doing that Friday night. You know, you guys should check it out. And then one person was like, Oh, some people.
Speaker: And there was something else that I said, I commented on. He was like, Oh, hello pot meat kettle stir. It was just like, you live with your fucking parents. You fucking loser. Calm down. but
Speaker: I ruffled the shit out of them feathers, man. ah And they were like cockroaches because they would comment, comment, comment. And then I would comment. It was like, I turned the lights on and they would scatter and then they would, they would wait for a while. So I would intentionally not comment for a minute for like, for like a hot, so and for like a hot minute, essentially not comment. And then they're like, Oh, lights are out. The coast is clear. I guess we can comment. And they would comment and I'd be like,
Speaker: I'm coming. shadow yeah Because I'm an asshole and I don't know you and you don't know me. least You know, I like you and you don't like me. The only difference is I live in your head. We're in free. Meanwhile. Totally. Meanwhile, I get to be in the asshole who laughs and jokes and makes fun of you. hey So anyways, right before I went to break,
Speaker: ah What was the question you asked me about, Steven?
Speaker: Oh, jees it was all Jeeves, it was glorious. Jeeves, it was glorious. ah I had so much fun in the chat just just taking part in the show, Brian. I don't think I did anything. I think I was taking part in the show Thursday night. Yeah, I just ruffled feathers.
Speaker: Welcome back, Brian.
Speaker: but I just wrote these letters. I was to ask what happened to Jerry Vesey? Well, he's not Jerry Vesey anymore. He's just Steven. Oh, boy. He got a new fucking toy. He's so happy. He's so proud of himself. He got a new toy.
Speaker: I was like, well, like what hip -hop artists did you ask to get that from? T -Pain. T -Pain, damn. Oh. Wow. Quick, Libby. That was quick. You really finished your question. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. He was quick on that. He didn't even think about it. Whoa. What the hell? What did T -Pain ever do to you, buddy? Oh, that is good. Show us on the doll where he touched you.
Speaker: um So, uh, Steven, Steven is no longer here. Uh, I don't know why I don't know what happened. I don't know what his problem is. I got a message, uh, one Sunday morning hacks that said, yeah,
Speaker: exactly. uh i got a message that said but no longer to be able to network effective immediately uh i have to blah blah blah blah i am a stupid bitch and my pussy is bleeding and i need tampons and whatever thanks to which i and it came after the fact that Nobody had heard from him for a day or two. And I reached out and I was like, Hey, it was a couple of days. And I was like, Hey man, I just want to make sure you're okay. Is everything good? Like, you know, what's going on with, you know, we're all worried about you because we were all legitimately worried about it. Yeah. Well, Blaze put it in the comments and we have that group chat on Snapchat. Yeah. Blaze is like, Hey, does anybody hear from Steven lately? And I was like, huh, I haven't. Yeah. And I had already, and I had already reached out to him before that. So it was, it was a couple of days later when I got that message and I was like, so I went to messaging back. Well, okay, that sucks. You know, what's going on? Do you need anything? Are you good? Blah, blah, blah. And I typed out this big long message because I was seriously worried about the kid. I'm concerned about him, you know, and, and I went to send it and I couldn't send it.
Speaker: And I was like, what the fuck? This is weird. So I go to go to his profile page and it's get that reload error when somebody blocks you. I'm like this motherfucker legitimately sent me a text message and then blocked me. Mind you.
Speaker: my but Mind you, when we brought him on board with us, and when we brought Mark and Brian on board with us, Mark and Stephen both said, hey, can you do us a favor if we ever fuck up, if if we ever do something wrong, if you ever want to get rid of us, please don't do it over a text, talk to, which, you know, when things were happening, or when things are going on, I reached out, because I'm a man, first and foremost, I'm a fucking man.
Speaker: I reached out to him like, Hey, this is going on. Hey, this is happening. Hey, let's try this. Hey, let's do this. You know, blah, blah, blah. So, and then I go to try to reach out to him on Instagram and he walks and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm unfollowed and blocked man. I'm like, really? This motherfucking piece of shit. So now I'm just fucking pissed off at him because he's a bitch because you asked me not to do something. And then you asked me not to do.
Speaker: Danny, you create a whole show. Well, him that hold on you get die man well i i i suggest I suggested, hey, man, I know you want to do sports. Let's do something sports -wise for you. I think you'll kill it. i Mind you, biggest supporter, biggest biggest guy in his corner, not by weight and size, just the biggest voice, a lot of his voice, supporting the shit out of this kid, backing him up, having his back.
Speaker: you know And he was like, all right, I want to do a show, but I don't want it to be, I don't want it to be like cheesy generic, you know, I want to have a good logo. So I created a logo for him. Thought I created a pretty cool name for a show because he was like, what do you think about fourth and Jarvis? And I was like, I actually liked fourth and Jarvis. If it was a football show, but he wanted to do all sports. And I said, you're going to kind of pigeonhole yourself and lock yourself into football because it's a football title.
Speaker: I was like, let me think about it for a day or two. You think on it as well. And I hit him up and I said, what about sports? I'm plugged with Jarvis because you can encompass everything. And it's just kind of riffing, you know, you don't have to be 100 % scripted. He's like, yeah, I love that. I love that. and I was like, all right, cool.
Speaker: I was like, what do you, what do you want for an intro? And that's when he was like, I can't, I can't do the Rocky thing. Cause Rocky's wants like $250 for, for a song and that's crazy. And I don't have the money for that. I'm like, all right. All right. Let me, let me see what I can do. Let me know what you think or what you're looking for. Music wise, let me see what I can do. And and I told him, about and and this is the only lie I ever told the kid. I said, let me talk to Rocky.
Speaker: and see if we can work something out, get you a better price. Hey, I wasn't going to talk to you and get you a better, get a better price because you're a musician. This is, this is your job. You know, this is your price. Like I'm not going to try to, I'm not going to try to talk you down from your price, you know? Well, if I'm being honest, if you would have approached me and asked me that, I probably would have just did it. Yeah. So I was like, I had a couple artists that were like, yeah, man, we'll, we'll hook you up. And, and, and, you know, it was like,
Speaker: But at the same time, it was like I said, I didn't, I didn't want to, cause you already did our song. And, you know, I know I've jokingly asked for something for clicks out some music and whatever. And I was like, I'll pay for it. You know, like I'll pay for it if you want me to, but I mean, at the same time, if you want to hook me up with something free and then, you know, hook me up with something free. None of the men in this panel I've ever asked. All you have to do is just say it. I,
Speaker: didn't want to ask because the song I have is the one I wanted. Yeah. actually so so so it's like after After the show, like check your email because I forgot to send it to you. Oh, Lord have mercy. plus plus ah Plus also there's a part of me that doesn't feel bad to ask Rocky like, Hey, could you hook me up with something? Because I also know how much shit Rocky and I have going on behind the scenes that you guys don't know anything about.
Speaker: ah yeah that's going to shock the world
Speaker: yeah I like to, I like a little vanilla chocolate swirl in my life every once in a while. does but um i Look, look, I'm his Yoda to his, to to his Luke. I'm, I'm training him and trying to get him ready for the full Sasquatchian evolution. All right. Yeah. I don't get what eating a whole bucket of KFC chicken has to do with that. Like, but.
Speaker: i don't know but you brought the water you would have play this getting bray know and forget know i was like i got the great drink rocky got and i brought the waterbeow and I don't know, but you brought the water You told me to
Speaker: but Get that disapproving look when you go into a chicken joint You know what? It's like being black and going into a chicken joint to get some chicken And see the people look you up and down like I know what you want. Just get it It'll be 25 It because they write like everything in the bag is exactly what I went there for thank it's Like you got freeorder you just be like it's yeah there's is no straight bell yeah the big one
Speaker: It's the same look I go, it's the same look I get when I go to the grocery store and buy turkey and mayonnaise. but But no, so, so it was just like, it's kind of a dick move, i mean you know, like with, with Steven all butt, butt hurt and been out of shape, whatever, whatever, you know, whatever the case may be.
Speaker: So, you know, I actually created a pretty good logo for him. I was trying to come up with some, and I'm not a music guy, but I was working on creating a couple of things and, you know, and and then he pulls what he pulls. Well, I now understand why, because he's he's a puppet.
Speaker: I don't understand. I still I'm still feeling like I'm lost in the context of it, but we can always talk behind the scenes, of course. But I'm just curious of because it was so good. so so It was just I swear it was like maybe it was so was the last time I was on here, like before the wedding, I think it was only like two weeks or three weeks ago. No, it did. Trust me. ah It blindsided the hell out of me, too, man. It blindsided the hell out of me because and then the fact that I couldn't even respond back to him.
Speaker: And it was just the thing is it's like, he said in the very beginning, if I'm ever doing something wrong, you guys want to kick me off, don't text me, call me. Then he sends this message and the message was almost verbatim. I want to take some time off for my mental health and then blocked everybody. Yeah. that has an option You know, he yeah you know we we did an episode of Men Care for Men and we talked about, we talked about,
Speaker: You know, was not being able to really take that journey to properly healing until you have a conversation with you. You have to have that one -on -one conversation with yourself and be willing to make the change because there's no doctor out there. There's no set of prescriptions out there. That's going to fix what's wrong with you until you look at yourself in the mirror and accept that you have a problem and accept that you have a problem and accept that you have to make changes and accept that you have to, you wake up every morning with the choice to be negative.
Speaker: or to be woe is me or whatever. And I think it started there because he felt like we were, and I wasn't not attacking him in any way, shape and or form. It was just the topic of the show because, and I said, and I spoke on myself personally, living in that world of feeling sorry for myself, being woe is me constantly feeling like everybody was out to get me and literally having to look myself in the fucking mirror and come to terms with everything and realize that at the end of the day, the bad guy was looking right back at the source of my problems.
Speaker: Was looking right back at me. Hey, don't give away the theme. Don't give away the theme, bro. You're speaking way too much on this subject. and You need to chill out, bro. You need to chill out. like But didn't realize it in my head. Look, man, I get up every morning and I get to make the choice. I can go down this road or I can choose to be better and try to be better and want to be better. It was and it was shortly after that show when all this happened. But like I said, he kept saying, man, I want I want I want I want professional where
Speaker: andtro music professional grade logo. I want this **** to be right. First and foremost, he's got this this arrogance problem in his head where he thinks he's more important than what he really is and mean at the end of the day, to go back what we were talking about earlier, he ain't paid his **** dues in any way, shape, and or form. He ain't paid his dues. He ain't done nothing.
Speaker: And then, and then when start at the bottom he wants to, he wants to be, you know, and then, you know, in a joking manner, I don't like this. Does this mean that I get admin permissions now? The first guess? I mean, I can make it happen.
Speaker: the first guest in all of nonsensical nonsense history across every network and every page, the first guest to ever have admin permissions. That is crazy. We can have a celebration. Check your email. Check your email after this show. I'll make it happen.
Speaker: yeah wrong you do deserve it It actually, it actually, at the end of the day, you're not, you're not a guest on this show anymore. You're, you're, you're just as much a part of the show as Brian is. Brian's a part of the family, you know, you're a part of the family.
Speaker: um but no why did that song come out of my head from fast and furious now but i don't know the words but i'm sorry look some of my spanish viewers i'm sorry i don't know the song but the guitars came on the guitars came out of my head ah yeah bum but to your way period youre like yeah No. Oh my gosh. I'm going to play it now. I have to find it. It's lost by motion andno ra but la ben do lettos by Don
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got it already. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Lost bundolatos by oh by ah yeah Don Omar. so you So you know which one I'm talking about. Like I feel like I should just come to the screenshot now. Yeah. El Mariachi from Desperado. I mean, that'd be a cooler song than Fast and Furious.
Speaker: It's actually a good song. It's gone. Is it cooler? Is it better than El Mariachi? Whatever. fucking Listen, Brian, keep it up. Keep it up, Brian. Keep it up. You're you're you're you're you're only a few months away from getting shot over the border. Oh, don't worry. You're going to be actually gain actually you're like the week away. Don't you start your new job next week? Yeah, I'll let you back in.
Speaker: We're not going to let you back in. No, no, no, no, no. You have to listen. Seriously. I'm Sasquatchian. I'm with Glick. It's okay. I'm allowed to be here. That's the one I was talking about. Call him and ask him. Phone's going but's gonna ring. It's going to be border patrol. We have a little Mexican guy here and he says he's with you, Glick. And I was like, this is his name, Brian.
Speaker: yeah That's what he claims, sir. Yes, he's part of the squash. Yeah, I know that song. Yeah, see, that's that's the song that came on in my head when when he said your family, that song came on. Yeah, but no yeah yeah but but but but no, it's like the little. Yeah, no, but it was like does that make me like Tyrese Epson because he whines a lot, bro. Seconds. He's a bitch. I do not like Tyrese Epson.
Speaker: Ever since he got ever, ever since Tyrese got punked out by Snoop Dogg. I have no respect for that. No disrespect to Snoop Dogg. I love Snoop. Like that's Snoop is the man, but come on, bro. you go you wouldn Roll up in there. You got a little bit. They're all sold up in a tank top and get punked out by 140 pound Snoop Dogg. Come on. You want to see something fun? Come on but on YouTube. There's a channel it's called cinema sins. Oh my God. Yeah.
Speaker: They did everything wrong with. And when they do the Fast and Furious, every time Tyrese pops up, they're like, paycheck. He's just there for the paycheck. Fucking crazy. A lot of those actors are there for the paycheck. Ludacris is there. And I love Ludacris. I think he's great as an actor. I think he's great as a rapper. I'd love to sit down with these guys where I can guarantee whatever they say would not get out in the public and be like... Would not hurt them. Would not hurt them. You know? Right. And be like, what do you really think about past years? Yeah, experience. They're like, oh, it's a big piece of shit. It's a paycheck. It's a paycheck. Oh, 100%.
Speaker: not legy yeah say that I'm getting paid I ain't saying shit I'll say this that that that sucks man. I always miss the big events when I leave Yeah. So I mean, essentially, essentially, essentially what it boils down to is Steven's just a bitch and he's a puppet and he's being, and he's, and he's being puppeted by somebody who I know what's going on. I know what's happening. I knew what was going on from jump street. I'm not fucking stupid. You didn't play anybody and you're not smarter than anybody. And I'm not going to mention your fucking name on purpose because you don't deserve it.
Speaker: Yeah, but you'll mention it to me after the call. Y 'all, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll talk to you about it later. But I will. I will burn it down. I will fucking burn it down. I will set it on fire. I will burn everything down that you thought you built. If you keep fucking around and you keep fucking playing, I promise you that. That's a direct message. And I know when you hear it, you're going to know exactly what I'm talking about. Dang, I got to delete all my Jervisci stuff. I had a whole logo for the Jammy Jam show. The hell?
Speaker: Yeah. Who's coming down to Vancouver to do a show? Oh, Snoop. I love Snoop Dogg. He is the greatest. Snoop is practically an honorary Scott. He loves it here. Dude, for the Paris Olympics, Snoop Dogg got paid. Dude, he got.
Speaker: $500 ,000 a day and lit like best hotel, best food. Like, yeah. Yeah. But i'm nice s stupidop but dude he's a goddamn national treasure, man. I know. But think about it for like two weeks in Paris, $500 ,000 a day.
Speaker: I would take that contract any day, even if I was like barely like, like a celebrity, like a celebrity up and coming. I would do that. I would like $500 a day. And you want me to just hang out at the Olympics and just have fun. Fuck it. I'm doing it. But just commentary is priceless, dude.
Speaker: I it's it's on you and and and and it it speaks volumes, you know, so you hear so much negativity about America and the American culture and blah, blah, blah, blah. But this is a guy who literally was who was literally sent to prison for murder charges. He was a he was a gang banger. He was a drug dealer, got into the rap game, you know, whatever.
Speaker: And now, and he does so many things for the community. He does so many things for kids. He's best friends with goddamn Martha Stewart for Christ's sakes. You know? That's what propelled him into everybody's living. Like Snoop Dogg, Snoop Dogg. He's like, get this guy. And everybody's like, I didn't know this guy. You want to talk about the American fucking dream. The guy literally came from nothing and is now one of the biggest names, celebrities in the world.
Speaker: Like I said, the cat loves football. The dude loves football. So he does so much with the community outside of charity and stuff like that, but he's a huge, he's a W he's a Harlem fame and duck D isn't he? Yeah. Yeah. You know, uh, you know, and, and, and he's got all these programs for, for under me, James.
Speaker: under, underprivileged kids playing football. He's sponsored. And the crazy thing about it is it all comes out of his pocket and obviously he has contributors and, but the majority of it comes out of his pocket. So, you know, Snoop Dogg, Snoop Dogg is Jimmy Jams. We need, we need, we need, we need a, we need a, we need a quiet.
Speaker: and ah and You just just say it nobody will talk Yeah,
Speaker: i love this thing is a huge celtic yeah exactly yeah he loves sports I saw something the other day and you guys brought up past fears. And so you brought it back to the past. I'm furious. You son of a bitch.
Speaker: yeah That is so true. So much written in a lifted Jeep. You know that that wobble. Hey, I test. I tested. ah I tested a lifted a lifted Jeep. of The door is missing on it. like Three years ago and I took it up on the freeway. I took it out on the freeway and it 65 Yeah, yeah no stop i tell yeah super funny i saw yeah nice but the that sucks to hear you know, but I mean it is what it is, right? So Yeah, your Vichy, oh boy
Speaker: We should sing him a farewell song. Not yet. I plan on making one.
Speaker: but i feel like you just then you i me go me me but your bit not sweet cause nonre eight they get vi i mean to put out my gri that's why happy yeah you're gonna get us with a muzz fucking copyright adjust because i never has a Jesus Christ I Didn't know I had music fucking Brian sent me the clip. Did you not fucking hear it when you started it?
Speaker: I wouldn't listen. No, you won't get copyrighted because it was a high key. That's how you get out. yeah that I was going to say last yeah last Saturday night, last Saturday night, these two jackasses, dude, we got like three. Brian and I were talking after the show after the show of like, there's one for what? For the Olympic coverage that we that we were showing. really And I agree. And I agree. It's stupid. It's stupid. Yeah. It's cute. And Rocky says it.
Speaker: I mean, oh my God. I i you just shut up and let Rocky say it. Jesus. Just because you got enough fucking fixation with chocolate. Yeah. why I think she has a fascination with vocals. I think she's got a fucking, fucking chocolate and glow swirl. Chocolate glow.
Speaker: You ever kind of like me bug and rubbed it on your skin? Hey, hey, hey. um yeah Don't don't come at me, woman. You know, you you know, I'm feisty as shit tonight. Jeff done fired up my motor and got me going tonight. Hey, that's crazy, man. That whole thing is crazy. Well, I was wondering, too, wasn't he on last week? So is this like this week or?
Speaker: No, it's like three weeks already. Yeah. Jarvis, it's been almost a month since that little Oh, it was blazing, huh? Yeah, it was yeah it blazing. Yeah. So, so your motor roll. This is between me and her. the
Speaker: I'm just kidding. Like, like you're a user. are Awesome. I got a little bit of love for those two. Those are, those are two really cool. So anywho, okay. So the the T is out there. The drama's out there. I'm fired up. I'm amped up. We still got another two hours of this show. I know.
Speaker: Rocky, you said last week you yeah you came in, you teased us, you were at the wedding, you were looking sexiest shit. You were looking handsome by the way, brother. And I can say that in a totally heterosexual way because, you know, I can tell my brother when he looks good, he was looking good as hell, man. and But she said, I got big news. Cause I asked you, how's the album going? He said, I got big news. Oh Jesus. He's, he's, he's about to drop it. He's about to drop a big old news on us.
Speaker: Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not, it's not that crazy. You you are great at what you do. Actually, first and foremost, Legge, I would have to look down at you to say it to your face. Unlike Jeff, you can't say it to your face. So yes, I would. Dang, everyone's taking shots. Jeff can say it to your kneecaps.
Speaker: There's not many men that there's not many men out there that so can say they'd have to look down at like you just say it to their face. But I can say that. And nobody on this panel can say it. So ah hashtag the champ is in the building.
Speaker: to
Speaker: It's not gay. if you Like but but but so okay so it's not gay what place and I do because hey Jeff that's not a bad that's not a bad that's not bad that's that's okay that's I mean but Jeff I i mean Rocky's so short he has to sit in the toilet bowl to take a shit he can't even sit on the seat shut out noma oh yeah
Speaker: oh not you say no home on There we go. I mean, all there that give in a good time like me i be the defense for these i didn't say you said it likeggy that me hey that that's why I said, hey, hey, Jeff, that's not that's not the worst thing in the world, man. Like, I think you're OK. Did you get your booster seat like a big boy so you could sit on the toilet? Yeah. big Who's a big boy?
Speaker: ah rassals just keep your response off at the
Speaker: ge am Hi, my name is Glick and I'm an asshole and this is my first meeting and killsine one it says it's not gay if you're an asshole. It's not gay if you're an asshole. Welcome. Welcome to Assholes Anonymous.
Speaker: um my but's wrong that's where you guys are so that's where you guys are all supposed to say hi like what for you
Speaker: yeah was
Speaker: ah fat some gayre The views and opinions of Jeff are not the views and opinions of the nonsense we'll know. Jesus is like, I take my socks off. I'm full on game. What what? Y 'all's clean. James is here. Whoo. Slay girl. Slay. You know, at some point, he's going to walk in the door and hear me back here and go, what the fuck is going on? I take my socks off. No.
Speaker: but um is Oh, man. You need to order this shirt before you come down the next time. It's not gay. It's TSA. Damn.
Speaker: where ah Anyways, anyways, let's let's ah let's get serious for a moment, gents. I used to start very lightly, gentlemen.
Speaker: What's that going on, man? what's the What's what's the news? What's going on? Where are we at? What's what's happening? What do I need to go to the gym? I mean, wait, what? you go Behind the Walmart parking lot.
Speaker: mirror but but and dick I'm currently in the back. Yeah, just one second. One second fellas.
Speaker: somebody. Somebody cook an octopus.
Speaker: if yeah If you if you smell what you're cooking now, if you smell what the Rockies cooking. He's got the eyebrow. He's got the eyebrow. See, see, see, see my Yoda training is kicking in. I did eat corn the other day. He's he's he's leveled up his Sasquatch and he's got the eyebrow.
Speaker: um So I have been placed okay, so first of all very very serious, you know my Drum player my drum player who's been helping me out with the album. That's been Being put together. actually He uh, he uh, he passed away um oh Oh shit to two weeks ago. He passed away It was a suicide. He uh, wait a minute broney this This isn't the same guy that you and I talked about is it that was gonna come on the show? Yeah who
Speaker: yeah Yeah, I can't play the joke. i Yeah, it was and i and I know it's a downer, but I mean, you you know, Glick, I've been very, very vocal about that with you, but we haven't got a struggles for a little bit and.
Speaker: Yeah, i just I just found out the other day. And so it's it makes the album even more meaningful, but it also brings it to kind of a halt. We know we didn't really finish a lot of stuff on it quite yet. And so I'm going to pause the album. It will come out this year, but and just I want to have time to grieve his loss and give his family a little bit of respect in that degree and before before we go. And I got to find some way to make the proceeds of of the album. I kind of want to just dedicate it to his family.
Speaker: um And so i'm I'm trying to map that out and make that work right now so that that is the news um It was it's very tartening recipes Anything if there's anything we can do here if they've got a go fund me or anything like that Or if there's anything we can do let us know seriously man. That sucks. I wish I I wish I would have pushed a little bit harder to get him on on the show and got to know him and talk to him. I know you and I talked about him, but if there's anything we can do, seriously, man, let let me know. Let the family know that we will 100%. I know we're a bunch of fuck offs here and we joke around and we have fun and but we could be serious and if there's anything we can do at all.
Speaker: um let us know and we'll do it because that's yeah that's that's heartbreaking and also yeah it was was it was ah it was crazy crazy phone night phone call in the middle of the night I've known him for he's probably one of my oldest friends I've known him for close to 16 years ah and yeah it was it sudden um so Yeah, for now, you know, I agreed with the family it's it's probably best I pause on some of the stuff a little bit but I'm gonna pause just maybe for a month or so but so too much Yeah, I'll let you guys know when everything's gonna happen but it's gonna be even more extra special um Because of the fact that it's this last it's his last piece of work. It's it's that's it. So
Speaker: um Yeah, that's that's the news I got man. Sorry to put a downer on the show on Saturday nights. I really didn't want to do that. But um yeah, that's kind of where we're at. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's that's that's perfectly fine. Chris technician, put your wiener away and give us two fingers. Oh, it's Chris checking. What's going on? man How you doing, man?
Speaker: hang guys Chris Tagnition finally pulls up on a Saturday night. No, Rocky, ah in all seriousness, man, I'm truly sorry for your loss. my key approach I'm truly sorry for your loss, buddy. I know we we talked about him being a guest on the show and and whatnot. I knew i knew the important you know the how vital he was to the album. So, you know, I totally know. But like I said, in all seriousness, man,
Speaker: If there's anything at all we can do to help the family or anything like that, please let me know and and we'll make it happen. We'll, uh, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll put it on the social media as well. we'll Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll do, man. I appreciate that. I appreciate that a lot. And I think, and everyone you know, I was trying to get them to come on the show, man. Yeah. Yeah. We were going to try to get him to come on, uh, clicks out some music and stuff like that and, uh, but not, but, um,
Speaker: man, we, we, we've talked about that. We, we've talked about the unaliving of oneself on, on, on the men care for men show. And, um, yeah, we've all been there. Wow. Man, it's a loss. It's a loss brother. And, uh, I think it's cool that you i you know you want to dedicate the album to him and, and, and get some proceeds and stuff like that sent into his family and everything like that. That's, that's awesome. Um,
Speaker: but shout out to his family. Shout out. I don't know. Was he married or girlfriend or kids or anything like that or nah, nah, man. Single the wild and free.
Speaker: ah so but ah True rock star, if you will, ladies and gentlemen. Oh wait, Wengie, Wengie would have melted over this guy. Yeah, she would have loved this guy in here. Oh man, melted like butter. Clyde Matute would be gone. He wouldn't matter anymore. and Neither would Rocky. Not the winner. Just just just stale bread, man. Nobody even matters. Yeah, yeah. and Speaking of Clyde Matute, he is due to make an appearance, isn't he?
Speaker: I mean, it's, it's, it's beyond, it's beyond due. I mean, we I heard that he got a new, I heard that he got a new hairdo. I, I, we, you know, ever since your guys's last little, uh, kerfuffle, uh, we ain't seen me. Yeah. I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
Speaker: ah You know, yeah me and Chris went over there and we got him, man. Right, Chris? We took him down. Yeah, right over him. Rockley and Chris technician, they took care of climate today. Yeah, we took him out. We took him out, man.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, it was. a Yeah, it's like, I don't know if I told you, but I meant to tell you if there's anything that we can do for badges, family or anything like that, let us know.
Speaker: If there's anything out there that we can share or anything like that, make sure I get it and we can share that. I know I didn't know her, um but I know she was important to some of our friends and some of our family and some of our listeners. So anything that we can do, please let me know. And I don't want to jump on a bandwagon at all. I just, you know, we're not as, we're not as terrible as some people make us out to be at the end of the day. We actually do, we actually do care about people.
Speaker: yeah pull it out that's right yeah rocky boys off the market cool it ladies oh my gosh um just time for the time being um wait rocky's lady wait until i meet rocky's lady and i tell her this is my man
Speaker: Oh my god, I want you to do that. I want you to do that so bad. Oh my god, please do that. She won't know what to do too. She won't know what to do. Especially because you'll be all tall. She won't know what to do. It'll be funny. This is my man, bitch. Get your mitts off of him. How you doing, Chris? How you doing, Chris? I got a dinner report for you, man. I had stroganoff. I had stroganoff today.
Speaker: And I had, I, uh, I smoked some spicy Italian sausages and then I went ahead and wrapped them up in biscuits and make halachis out of them. Oh, the butter butter flavored flaky biscuits. So yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I was stroking off earlier today. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, I've got to kick this guy real quick. Let me just go ahead and do that. You can't get it. Last night's did a report was a Korean barbecue. I can't, I can't melt that down, man. Every time I try to make it,
Speaker: It's like it's either too like it's too salty if that makes any sense. I know it's korean, but it tastes either too salty or i but hear that Shut up sami to yeah Yeah, I mean because because like last because last night like pineapple juice rocky Wow but um But yeah, uh, yeah korean barbecue. I don't I have to rank it up on the same lines as sushi, like you pay a lot, but yet you're still not fulfilled. Yeah. So like downfall with, uh, with, with like, uh, Asian foods, like Chinese food. Cause it cause it interesting yeah cause yeah but but you get like the a la carte and then you eat it like the combos. And I was like, well, let me go with the combo. And so it's like, for, for, for a guy like me and my best friend, I mean, pretty much we should just, I should have just paid for,
Speaker: the, uh, the group for four instead of for a group or two. Yeah. Well, no, you can look like a group of, kids yeah, you eat it and you kind of, you, you feel full, but then an hour later you're starving, you know, yeah olop garden does like, we went to Olive Garden last night for dinner. And and I was telling Nikki, I said, I swear to God, they put something in their season that you get like six, seven, eight, nine bites into it. and and And the seasoning expands. It makes you feel full. Yeah.
Speaker: But then you get home and you're like, God, I'm fucking, and it happened last night. Like we were, we watched a movie and I'm like, I didn't want to get up because like, you know, we're cuddling on the couch, watching a movie. I'm like, I'm fucking hungry. You know, I'm kind of hungry right now. And it had only been a couple hours since we ate. And then she got up to go to the bathroom or something. I don't know what it was. And I went into the kitchen and grabbed some leftovers. I just had leftovers. By the way, dinner reports. and that I just have leftovers. I finished off the Dorito Taco Bait ah that I made. What is that? Oh, that's like potaters. Oh, not yeah so so nice. So in the in the private chat, I put in the the website or the place that ah ah my buddy and I went to last night. so
Speaker: leggy you are something else man over here in the comments we're talking about prostitution okay we're talking about prostitution i'm struggling okay i don't know why but it's always salty and i'm trying to change it you have any tips leggy tips like um do do you have me tip no sounds like uh Sounds like most women who pay full price. Oh man. you think too I That was pretty interesting. Yeah. I can't nail Korean. I've i've really been trying, man. I'm going to keep going at it. I've been looking at a lot of recipes online and and stuff and trying to get a feel for it, but it's, it's definitely a struggle for me.
Speaker: I mean, I mean, yeah. and And it's just a, like looking at them, like, yeah, I put the link in the private chat. Um, but it's just, it's like looking, I, I decided to go to the combo side cause we figured, okay, maybe we figure we get more out of it. But I got like the, um, I should, yeah, I should've got like the C combo, which is like beef belly, riff fingers, pork jowl and grilled pork, uh, bulgogi. I should, we should've got that cause that, that seems more filling, but.
Speaker: We're just like I was just like well, let's do this the a combo And that was pretty much it cuz it's like $90 in a search for two so your roommate had a date night lastly is that just for his Birthday just took my friend birthday those was it was cute Yeah, you know like now have that have the night Have the night in guys find yeah that kiss or was it like the weird oh so yeah the night where are you go to wait like So like when we meet up in New Orleans, you know, we're going to take a late night boat ride through the swamp, you know, while Nikki kicks back in the hotel. And yeah, we go. but Yeah. we You and I go midnight swimming with the Gators.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You and Nicki both think you're going to feed me into an alligator. But the sad part about it is I'm going to come back to the hotel wearing snakes or alligators and wallet. When I'm like, hey, Brian, I got some alligator meat. Can you put it on the grill and make some alligator bites? You're like, and you and Nicki are both going to look at each other and go, oh, I didn't work out as a plan. Nope. Well, that plan failed. Oh, poor Leggy. Oh, by the way, Brian, by the way, Brian.
Speaker: ah huh Well, you and I will have matching alligator boots when when we leave, when we leave New Orleans. but What did I want to ask?
Speaker: rock but oh Just about prostitution. You buy a meth, you can punch them in the throat. Got it. Thank you. No, I'm going to try it. but Thank you. Chris, if you buy hookers, meth, you can punch them in the throat, brother.
Speaker: How you been, man? How how you been? I took it took you this long to jump up on here with us and hang out with us. And were you scared? Were you afraid? just like he's been being intimidating baby No, Hi, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Everybody said hi. Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, I need a favor. Nikki, I miss you. Rocky said he misses you.
Speaker: as she said no ah don know what even mean what the hell
Speaker: I didn't know what my last Snapchat. I don't think I got one. Oh, I did get one. What is your favorite Brian? She said no. Rocky suck it. What of the **** dude? I've never had that before. I don't even know what that means. He said I don't know what that means.
Speaker: I'm so lost right now. Why better? I love you. as i said but five minutes and you help a build
Speaker: got taco bill who wo That's a real taco right there. That's a real Mexican, authentic Mexican right there. You get the number the Mexican pizza to taco Supreme.
Speaker: but That was my good. That's always was my go -to. I don't she's I don't know what she got me She's not like like what like if I'm really really hungry Really really starving. I'll be like, yeah, let me have the number nine and an extra Mexican pizza they're like and i even remember No, jalapeno so why ah no jalapeno so and mojibo so don like um well and how well would you f throw like listeny yeah yeah yeah so i suppose one and you take that as of reflux you keep me shit bro that comes with we boy oh yeah you know and
Speaker: master said don want to hear about there hast soco would noah that you <unk> are ah go to wish she yeah all i know is all i know yeah remember You little biggity bitch Yeah. i'm a We just talked about this, Brian. We just talked about spicy food and the unnecessar unnecessary hotness. Man, I always get Diablo. I get Diablo. I get Diablo sauce mixed in with some Valentina, man. I mean,
Speaker: but but i mean I'm like that hardcore at times. If I'm feeling froggy, I put hot sauce in my ice cream. Me too, man. I've to stand for this. I have to stand for this. I'm going to put up with this bullshit. This is my show. in the hot party Oh, and now you're crying. And now you're crying. King Kong and God shit on me. yeah I got cases on all your asses.
Speaker: Shoot. I have no idea what she got, but no, I have acid reflux. As much as I love spicy food, we already talked about this not too long ago with Ryan. I can't eat it because when the acid reflux kicks in, man, it feels like somebody's taking a sledgehammer to my chest and I don't like that feeling. Aw. Aw. Aw, fuck your participation award then. Oh yeah. You were kind of Mexican for a split second.
Speaker: I have never been accused of being Mexican in my entire life. I think you look like a Mexican. Trust me, I'm well above the height requirement to be Mexican. Oh, well, shut the hell up. So now you're being hyped. You're being a hypophobe now? I'm a hypophobe, bro. Yeah, I'm a hypophobe. I'm a hypophobe. Deal with it, you little short bitches. You're not even short kings. You're short queens. It doesn't feel to not be six foot tall.
Speaker: nothing just one five nine that's average yeah average for what being a bitch are you gonna say something and say something man tell chris how tall are you buddy invite by ten yeah yeah yeah that's right what's a little man up in this bitch but I'm surrounded by the seven drawers My my dad.
Speaker: but but I got bitch ass Jorv. Silent ass Jorv. Bitch better, no better Jorv than fucking Jeff. Fucking Jeff. He's like, I got to go to the grocery store before it closes. ah Is that where you left? That's where he went. I was wondering, too. I was like, where the hell you go? He's got to go to the bodega.
Speaker: yeah and god damn i'm i'm kind of curious too rocky i'm in the uh yeah oh it's not just ladies it's everyone no nobody is your dad's what from the dad's six feet tall Yeah, see, you got a man for that.
Speaker: Rocky. At least I don't fall like it's all his ability. Yeah, you don't fall at all. You just tip over. Hey, hey, what? What? What? Would you ever try this? but and the rabbit to Check on the clip. Check on the clips. Are you are you brave enough to do that?
Speaker: I don't know. Probably not, Brian. I feel like you're setting me for something here, Brian. Nah, man. What the? Whoa. All right. We're loading, loading. Oh, yeah. He gave that game. Oh, that is sick, dude. That is sick. Lick would not do the that. he'd He'd be like, oh, no, I'm good.
Speaker: yeah i yeah I'll tell you what I'll do. I'm going to get my but I'm going to I'm going to hike myself back up the mountain and ask myself why I went down there in the first place. That's what I'm gonna do. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: give a snake angry hell yeah and wonder he i reacted i generally killed my own rattles snake to eat it Yeah. I've literally killed my own rattlesnake just to eat it.
Speaker: So, yeah, I mean, defeating a rattlesnake gator, it ain't shit. And I didn't kill it with a gun. I ran. I went up on that bitch with a knife. Chris, your face is how I feel. When he said that, when he said that and you were like, wait, what the hell? Like that face of like confusion is discussed all at the same time. I was that was like my whole life right there. Oh, I just want to show him out.
Speaker: Yeah. and and i would give a few ah You're pouring Gatorade to a poisonous snake. thank The first time I ever had the first first time I ever had rattlesnake, I had to kill it. And I was like, oh, okay, I'll shoot it. And they're like, no, that's not how you're going to kill it. And they gave me like one of them Rambo knives. Like, yeah, get up up up close and personal. I was like, all right, game on. So yeah, yeah, would absolutely. Hey, you know, rattlesnakes might be thirsty. Gatorade is your thirst quench.
Speaker: Gotta stay hydrated out there, people. Even with snakes. Yeah, man, i I do that. I give a little rattler some gay terrain. And by the way, snake is delicious. If you guys haven't had snake before. I have. It's delicious. so I haven't. You're out there, too. you're You try snake if you ever get the opportunity, Chris.
Speaker: That's not uh, what the hell did you just say? It's not annoying. She's trying to do Dundee. That's not annoying. Oh, this is annoying. That's not annoying. I thought she was it I thought she was making a I think she I thought she was making a racist comment about me.
Speaker: Fucking Rocky. We're already in enough trouble, Rocky. We should shut up with our racist comments for the night. defendent b blank fact You got to switch the semen around before you swallow it. Really, uh, get the, uh, air distance of it and the taste that Brian had your back. Like I had no idea where you were going with that. What are you showing Brian? Yeah. Right. You're screen sharing. Should I screen share it or not? Yeah. Yeah. Screen share it. Okay. Okay. just so second is this ah Something, something we might experience while we're at all.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: Yeah Fucking fucking gator comes up to the boat. We're out on our swap tour obsession at some bitch. I'm bringing them home I'm naming them Fred. but He's gonna be my new attack leader
Speaker: Even when he gets like 18 feet, you're going to like, I don't give a God. Oh, that's my foot. I'll be like those guys that you see this smack an alligator on the nose of the gator goes back in the water. No, bad, bad Frank. He'd be like, Oh shit. Well, it was real funny though. Like I saw a clip where it clicks.
Speaker: but You're out the Gators.
Speaker: prior to dicky was like well that was well as there was There was a, there was a lady that, I mean, there's a lady that, uh, she, if it was rocky, yes, it was Jeff. no
Speaker: No. Your friend got bit by a snake on the ass. We had, like down, down at Beaumont, we have a Gator land. And there's a lady who quit her corporate job, just so she can, she enjoys being a, being a gator trainer. That's more enjoyable than working in corporate America. Do you live in Florida? No, we, no, we have, we have, dude, we have alligators down here. I mean, even where I live, uh, Brazos, Minnesota state park, it's like 20 minutes from where I live. And there's like this one little part where I would. go
Speaker: Wasn't Tiger King from Texas.
Speaker: i the fresh i No, I don't know Tiger King. You don't know who Tiger King is. I don't know. i I've heard it. I've heard it. I've heard of the show, but not as Jeff when he gets back from the first Carol Carol Baskin season Florida. No, but no, we do have no, but we have a down in Beaumont. We have Gators out there at Brazos State Park. We have Gators, Huntsville State Park. We have Gators.
Speaker: I mean, even but around Bresse has been because like how, if it comes like a really heavy like flood, I mean, there've been, there've been a lot of calls where ga gators are in the neighborhood, like swimming in the flooded areas. Oh dude, when I lived in Charleston, we had gators, literally I had gators in my backyard.
Speaker: But I mean, what what's really funny though, like when my buddy Corey, when he was in, well, like the week of the, or when I first met his future in -laws, like they stayed down in Montague, Louisiana. And that's like deep South Louisiana, yeah where they, where they talk like, yeah, you know, we go out there on the boat and you exactly they like, they sound like Chan and Tatum.
Speaker: I mean, well, no change is more of a that French accent, but I'm talking about like, no, they're like, like swamp people, like access people like you go out there, get that boat there. Yeah. But I mean, I would like drive it to get to Montague. You have to go through Houma and I was at a traffic light in a neighborhood, no front fences or anything. And I like look over and there's like a, like a six foot alligators chilling on somebody's front yard. And there's like some turtles and stuff. And I took a photo of it.
Speaker: And when I had, when I had IG, I put it, I pushed posted a picture going like in the narrow and I go narrate his voice. Meanwhile, back in Homa from swamp people. Yeah. When I, when I lived in Charles and I had a pond in my backyard, you know, the, the suburbia nightmare that I lived in, we had the retention ponds. There was like, uh, there was like six of them and our development. And one of them was literally in my backyard.
Speaker: And I've told you guys before I came out. I walked out. This is back when I still smoke. And i've I've never been a guy who's I don't I didn't smoke in my vehicles or in my house or anything like that. But I walked out on the back patio to smoke cigarette. And I was drinking a beer and fucking walked out. And I had like one of those eight foot private wooden privacy fences. And when I walked out, that's why I learned that alligators can fucking climb. I didn't know that alligators could climb alligators will climb a fucking tree to eat your ass just so you know.
Speaker: I walked out there and there's a fucking gator just staring at me over my fence. My first response was, shit, there's a gator. I'm going to punch it, which is what I did. I punched this fucking gator right in his fucking snout and knocked him off the fence. He was about a five, six footer, not nothing big, nothing to worry about.
Speaker: But also in like a lot of these areas in like South Carolina, I know for a fact that like in residential areas, any Gators are over six foot tall. They, they, what the hell is that word? They don't really move. No, they, um, no they, um, shit. I can't think of the word. They, um, classify it.
Speaker: No, they they they they move them, but there's a word for it. A relocate. Yeah, they relocate and by relocate by relocate them. When you go to your restaurant and you order Gator Bites, that's the relocation. Or you go to your you go to the market street and they have like Gator purses and wallets and boots. That's the relocation. So anything over six foot in a residential area, Gator tail is so delicious, though. I'll take your word for that, buddy.
Speaker: dude catertas so delicious man. but but I've had it grilled, smoked, and fried. It is so good. But but much like much like tuna, you have to cook it right. Otherwise, it tastes like ass. Yeah. I was going to say, man, it's okay. Well, well, well, well, Gator is very if it's not cooked properly, it's very chewy. It's very gamey So you have to cook it just right. And tuna is the same way. If you don't cook it just right, it's real flaky and just kind of falls apart. You've heard how they cook carp, right? I don't eat, I don't eat fish. Okay. I know I just said that I like tuna and I like seafood, but I don't eat fish. No, but so, so the way you cook carp is you take a pine board, you put the carp on there, cut the carp up,
Speaker: Cover it and shit. Throw away the fish and eat the board because it tastes the same. How was your trip to the bodega? Long.
Speaker: I had to go to the store. OK, so this is like a Bresl's Bend State Park. This is great. This is very common at Bresl's State Park. You know, I can do that without a. I've got two auto tuner.
Speaker: i you ought too um
Speaker: mega sp ah guys the front heminions these are awesome I love the uh I love the jalapeno ranch ruffles. That's pretty good too. They don't have those here. They don't have they don't have anything ranch here. Seriously disturbing. Oh, man. Yeah. The ruffles jalapeno jalapeno ranch is awesome.
Speaker: they don' have hey james andre print this the
Speaker: prefer arizona sweet teaer the older r r i get that mo the muo man can't go wrong with some sweet tea you can't move that's a southern thing right there sweet tea I'll tell you what, we put five we put five pounds of sugar in one tea. God damn man, that's right. We put the same thing man and same i'm wrong with than my coolol egg with your sugar.
Speaker: broccoli That's a black thing. Oh, wait. No, wait. You guys always got Kool -Aid and you ain't got no sugar. We learned that Friday. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like some southern sweet tea man. I miss it so incredibly so from the south. You know, like you set it out in the sun. Yeah. They set it out in the sun and I was like it's just **** it. It doesn't have to be. There's nothing that compares to it. Yeah. When I when I first went down to Charleston, one of the first restaurants I went to,
Speaker: I uh you know we sat down and the waitress came over and she was she was she was a charlestonian and uh she was like fourth or fifth generation charlestonian yeah maybe i don't know charleston charles um you know dummy sound you know how dumb you sound charlestonian that's what they call themselves or charlestonian it just sounds charlesll they were they were they were either geechee or they were charlestonians charles stone what was the first one? It's Charleston. No, what'd you say? Geechee? What? Geechee. Geechee. So, the slaves, like the slaves, they spoke Geechee and it was it was a dialect derived from Africa, Jamaica. Okay. So, it's it's like it's like the the cajun think the thing, the um you said slave of Rockery Land, right? No, it's like it's like Creole.
Speaker: yeah yeah kind this sort of sort of, if, if, if, uh, if cam was still floating, self down. Yeah. and he getting knocked out So yeah. So Charles Stoney and, and, or Charleston. No, the people from Charleston or Charlestonians. And then I've heard this and I've been told this, my son is.
Speaker: Charles Stoney in there, Charles Stoney in there or whatever the hell you want to call her, however you want to say it. But my son is, he was born there. Um, but she was, she was born and raised her. She was like fourth or fifth generation. And we went to this restaurant. It was one of the first restaurants we went to. And I said, uh, I guess it was sweet tea. And she said, Oh, babe, you can only get to you this sweet here because you clearly not from around here. And I said, no, she said, where are you from? I said, Ohio.
Speaker: And she said, baby, I promise you, you never have to ask for sweet tea around here. Cause the only tea you're going to get is going to be sweet. And I was like, oh, cool. And she brought it back and she sat down. She's like, I don't know what's sweeter this tea or you. And I said, yeah, you keep talking to me like that. We're going to find out. Twitch, Twitch, my um a good time, honey, Twitch, Twitch, Twitch, my now ex -wife was like, really? And I'm like, bitch, shut up.
Speaker: like when it work like when it work in the oilfield ah like you she showed interest
Speaker: and like When I work in the oil field and one of the small towns I stopped at I went ahead and just got like a club sandwich in and I was like yeah I'll take some sweet tea dude like within the first sip I swear I got diabetes That's good tea. That's good tea. You know, I mean, I mean, my reaction was like, oh, whoa. Yeah. And I grew up and I grew up the only the only when I make tea, I make when I make tea, I make sun tea.
Speaker: I put it out there. I put the tea, I get a jar full of water. I put the, I put the tea bags in. I let it sit out there for a few hours. Then I go out there and throw a couple of slices of lemon in it. You know what I mean? And then at the end of the day, I bring it in, put 14 pounds of sugar in it. Maybe a couple of extra women's slices, maybe some fresh squeezed lemon juice, bada bing bada boom. That's what's up. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not meant to be from Ohio. I'm not in Ohio. I'm not a Northern or y 'all. Yep.
Speaker: I'm a southerner. That's the way to do it. Yeah, I'd have been the cat in the Civil War from Ohio that had been like, no, I'm I'm dressing in the grays to shit out your goofy ass Yankee asses. We'll fuck around and find out. They got they got Squatch on their team. That beat us. Civil War hashtag Squatch joined the Confederacy. Not because I believe in slavery, but because I believe that they drink and eat good shit. i mean fuck things up Rock Lee runs away.
Speaker: Not that I believe in that bullshit, but I believe that y 'all do food and drink really nice down here. Rock. And you see me. Is that the line? Rocky. I mean, this is the guy who said that.
Speaker: Rocky's like, I'm going to show up at Flick's house with fried chicken, watermelon, and grape tree. Jesus. You're the black guy. Why are you showing up at the white guy's house like that? Like what's going on? Moving.
Speaker: I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, Rocky's gonna show up and be like, that's whack. Damn. Damn. I want to go get his lady friend because I had to put her in her place. What? I have to put Rocky's lady in her place. Yeah. That's my man.
Speaker: we'll hear jeff Jeff, here, play this one.
Speaker: Jeeves, bro, man. Jeeves, sweet tea, man. all that shirt it It hits a spot. You, you, you fill your glass, complete the full of ice cubes, and then you pour the tea in there, and then Chris is shaking and saying, Jay, you knows what's up.
Speaker: you feel you don't matter how big or small your glass is. You fill it all the way to the top with ice and then you pour the tea in there and it's just heaven tasted like anything. It would taste like so chocolate looking go a water in your pot. I use Lizzie and yes, this is the decaf and the roll of thumb on your tea bag. Fuck that bitch. You're done. Get out of here. She's a false prophet. She's a false prophet. Decaf.
Speaker: False profit. Fake news. Hashtag. Hashtag fake news. Get her out of here, Brian. shes wearing rock I got you. I got you. That is wack.
Speaker: False profit. DFD with your fake Southern exit. Where are you from? New York lady? New York City. New York City. I miss those commercials.
Speaker: and davis sal commercials are the best however However, Brian, you've been down south and I think Rocky's been live in the south. I know, but do you guys have Publix in Texas? Publix. I've heard of it. Oh, that's something. Oh, that's something like, like, it's like, it's like, it's Florida, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina. So Publix speaking of salsa.
Speaker: Publix makes their own salsa in their deli and they put it out fresh every day. Whatever doesn't sell, they basically just after, I think it's like after two or three days, they just air get rid of it, but they make it fresh.
Speaker: All right, Jeff. Here. that That's a valid. OK, so valid of that one is not the public salsa. The public salsa that they make fresh fresh daily is like fucking. Yeah, it's the I saw it was like out in West Texas. Yeah, it's chunky salsa. Oh, yeah. So you get chunks of tomato and onion and oh my god, dude, it's like crack. I would go through like three tubs at night but it was so, it was. And you call me a fat ass. No, first and foremost, that's healthy because it's fruits or it's veggies. So is my **** Big Mac salad. No, it's not. Bro, you cannot eat, you cannot eat, you cannot eat 24 **** Big Macs on a show and say that it's healthy because it has lettuce on it.
Speaker: just put so one um i want to identify alliances getting fuck
Speaker: I identify as a healthy person so I can identify as fucking homelander and how's that working out for either one of us?
Speaker: Why? homelander I don't know. It was the most ridiculous bullshit. It was the most ridiculous bullshit I could pull out of my ass in this conversation. OK, here's the tea that Brian's talking to. Boil four cups of water poured into a heatproof pitcher. Steak four family size or 12 regular size teabags for seven minutes. If you want crystal clear tea, hear me out on this one. An eighth of a teaspoon of baking soda. Stop it.
Speaker: nice what are you doing where um i just that hurt it all up with four cup i one sugar in there tears youall no on the sun she's not first and formot first and foremost that jar should have been filled up to the top with ice ah agree where she put the there before she put the sugar fine this is what's wrong with you people in texas just was roll with you hey What you
Speaker: Can we you give Texas back to Mexico by by chance? We should.
Speaker: That's why. Let me explain it to you one more time. Sweet tea, whether you put it in the sun or you boil it, if you want to boil it, you can boil it. You can put it in the sun, whatever you do, whatever makes you happy.
Speaker: whatever container you put it in, when you decide to mix your sugar in that container, a ne has needs needs to be completely filled to the top with ice. Then you put your sugar in on top of the ice and then you pour your tea in and then you mix it all up. And then you add ice all the way back up to the top of the container. And that's how you make Southern sweet tea.
Speaker: And I guarantee you yeah I can make my you and I guarantee you ah shit I make my tea that way. But you pour it through a bag of sugar. or you pour it through a bag of sugar, yeah. And I said to you, I can make my tea like that every single, I don't know what this goofy bitch was talking about, clear tea and baking soda. Yeah, da the baking soda's new to me. I was like, what? And the tea, the tea was still brown. It wasn't even clear. It's green. It's green bread or brine. It's green. Be better, Brian. She put like, she says she put four to five family sized tea bags in there.
Speaker: That was like a single tea bag. I'm sorry. That's not a tea bags in there for family size. I will. I will go. I will go down to the Walmart and buy a big ass box of lifted ice tea and I'll put anywhere from eight to 12 bags into the pot. Yeah. And you know, while it's sitting in the sun. Jeeves, there is no fucking way in hell you could eat 20 cheeseburgers. That is insane. All right. All right. Brian, this is your third attempt. um Three strikes, that you're out, bro. You'll take me later. a I'm not mad at this one already. However, Brian, you you're very close. These are some of the place rules at certain.
Speaker: with the with the meat. He's like, oh, I give up on tea. I'll bring the meat.
Speaker: He's touching the meat. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Butter. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. Yeah. Yeah. A little too brown for my taste. But yeah. All right.
Speaker: Wait, wait, wait. He brought me back in with the payters. Oh, yeah. Medium rare right there, dude. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Not bad. They had me at. Oh yeah.
Speaker: The outside's a little too brown for me, but you know what? He brought me back with the taters, homemade mashed taters, and nice and pink on the inside. however i like the match and and and and and and And he did something that a lot of people give me shit for, scuba taters, stab the steak, all in one bite. I like to mix my food. I'm a food mixer. I'm a food mixer. I like that.
Speaker: Nice save, Brian. Nice save, Brian. Bottom of the ninth, Faith is alerted. Two outs, two strikes, and you got a base hit and you won the game. Good job, Brian. You brought it back. Chris, your thoughts?
Speaker: he said but however wait i have i have chris is a bit of Chris is a man of few words right here just the piece but there hey ah you mean cook yes sir cooked is most definitely what i should have said do excuse me please how would you like those staks cooked well just knock it horns off wip it's nastyre gonna strike but we're down on plate Same for me, please remain please. I will give Chef your instructions exactly. And would you care to order wine with your means? Uh, yeah. Why don't you bring us a bottle of something or other? Uh, not too sweet. Me? American. hi American something or other. Yes, sir. An excellent choice. And would you like to have glasses, or do you prefer to drink directly from the bottle?
Speaker: Yeah. Flash as I reckon. Going, hey, cross little ice mine if you would, my good man. Ice. Certainly, sir. Certainly, sir. I think it surprised me now. Jeff, that is 100 % honest to goodness. Real raw footage of Click and, er, Click, of Jeff and I going to a restaurant together, a fancy restaurant together. the
Speaker: We're gonna go to Vegas with Brian and Brian's gonna be like I got just the place for all of for all of us to go.
Speaker: I'll be like, this is not his horns off. Wipe. It's nasty old ass and chunk it down here on the plate. right My wife gets mad at me when I do that at a restaurant. She gets, cause I, I, I'll recite that scene. every time we go or or No, no, no, no, no. You'd be like this. You'd be like, yeah, I'll have a whiskey and then another shot of whiskey. She'll have a water. You know what? It's her anniversary. Make it a Pepsi.
Speaker: yeah may get pass Actually, actually actually just be me bring me the whole bottle whiskey Glick would definitely like he Bring me a bourbon and a bourbon chase and another bottle of bourbon like will be right right but like Glick would like this next clip yeah right back jeff don't play here i will we'll we wait firm him to get back No, the other good one is Kevin Costner ordering the steak in Yellowstone. He's like just whisper fire to it I'm still now have not have nothing Yellowstone yet It's slow. It takes a little while to get into where that's on Netflix fucking scene is literally wait is that enough on a club ah Okay peacock, okay on prime for me. Okay. Well, I have prime as well. So all right. I'll check it out. I It's it's the first couple of episodes are a little bit slow, but it's a big fucking drama show. Like, everything poor Beth has fucking... Like, she gets blown up at one point and then she gets a revenge. She is ruthless as fuck. I love her. I love... i love what's What's... Chris, what's her what's her name? The pink haired chick. I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick. Who is it? The pink haired chick in Yellowstone.
Speaker: Twitter, teeter, teeter. She's got this real stupid Texas accent. I love her. She cracks me up. ah I need to eat some of these ruffles. They're fucking these are really good, but man, they're inconsistent. You know, out of range. I'm not yet. I want to watch it.
Speaker: because I've seen clips of it on TikTok and I'm like, I fucking need to watch this. That's the one where where it's Josh Brolin, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. And he's he's like, somebody's trying to get on his like cops are trying to come in and he's like, yeah, do it at your own friend comparable. I want to watch it just for that scene. But I haven't gotten around to it yet because I just finished. I just watched Scorpion, which is an excellent show. I watched all four seasons of that and I'm waiting on uh uh as soon as i need to ask brian if house of the dragon season two is done so i can watch it because i hate waking waiting week to week to actually watch a show and ladies mentioned me to watch uh ashes to ashes but i can't find it it's a british tv show jeez i need to ask when you say
Speaker: 20 hamburgers, cheeseburgers for McDonald's. Is that the the the single little the double double double cheeseburger? The ones that you get in like the kid's meal? The value meal. those i mean value meal yeah Yeah. I can get 20 of those. That's not a problem. I eat more Big Macs at a time. I mean, I took liquid time though. It's like man went like.
Speaker: 20 years ago, I was like, really, really drunk, stopped at a water burger. And man, I was so hungry. And I was like, really, really drunk that I told the lady, I was like, yeah, let me have a five patty water burger. She's like, five? That'd be extra. She goes, this is gonna cost you extra? I'm like, yeah, I'm aware. But I'm like, I'm drunk as fuck. and I gotta drive home. It's like, okay. So it charged me like $25.
Speaker: was I didn't care. It was worth it. Yeah, because I said said yeah, I was like because it was basically go of that heart attack grill in Vegas i do sin and I Was there I was there I was there for my birthday each patty is half is the half pound patty Yeah bury yeah for pat yeah Yeah. of Vegas, I'm watching a live stream of Vegas. Oh, the, the, the, the, was it the Ambience Walker?
Speaker: What I like to watch on, I see larry man he these people standing outside of the heart attack grill as people can constantly weigh themselves.
Speaker: better with the light sense
Speaker: What are you? Yeah, I'm saying the same thing. It's a warm up. We respect fucking. san Just going to ask you. susan I do. Asshole. Say, actually, I can't remember the guy who sings it, but Carlos Santana plays the key guitar. Oh, oh, I know the song you're talking about. He said, you know who Carlos Santana is, right? Oh, you have to know who he is. He's a Mexican. Yeah. I love Carlos Santana.
Speaker: The man can rip. Here, check this out. Dude, I love Carlos Santana. That album with the guy, Rob Thomas, and everything like that was amazing. That's not even their best album. This is a criminal court belly. Maybe this is what would happen. Starting off with a whole skin on a court belly. With a sharp knife, make a bunch of tiny holes, barely piercing the skin side. Then on the meat side, take slices both the short way and the long way without cutting through the skin. Salt and pepper on the meat side.
Speaker: and just salt on the skin side to dry brine. And we're smoking over applewood, low and slow. With the skin side dry. Oh, my meat brine. Wait, what? Crispy, at which point we'll hit the meat side with barbecue sauce to tackle up in the oven until we'll finally add our sugar over the top for the brulee finish. Hit it with the flamethrower till a shimmering caramelized casing is formed. And what we're left with is a shatteringly crispy, sweet and smoky porcelain skin over the top of mouthwatering burnt ends that you need to try at least once.
Speaker: If crème brûlée and pork belly burnt ends had a baby, this is what would happen. Starting off with a whole skin on pork belly, with a sharp... We don't have to play it again. Sorry, Brian sent me a video that we have to watch. Wait, this is... Hold on a second, I got drool in my beard. Hold on a second. Yeah, well, you're about...
Speaker: brian b brian So Brian was saying that while you're in the bathroom, Brian was saying he went to the Art Attack Grill for his birthday. Show him the menu. And well, he sent me the menu, but he also sent me a video of somebody not finishing their meal. When you don't finish your meal, what happens? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I got sold out.
Speaker: My best friend told me, he goes, he's here for his birthday. I'm like, oh, you're here for your birthday? Now you get the birthday special. or If this is not video, I'm trying to get that on.
Speaker: He's basically waiting to get spanked. I would like this one. I would be mad. Not be mad. Is that you, Brian?
Speaker: Look at him! Look at him! I'm ready, daddy! You're a fucking talent, bro!
Speaker: Wait, what? Bro, you took it like a champ! Why are you taking it like a champ, bro? Look at you! You gotta sell it,
Speaker: look! That little Brian's kicking.
Speaker: oh that Mercy we know of Brian's do now i you what Was that really you that was me yeah, think I told you I'm a thick body dude you you yes la me At least once yeah, just okay, babe, no sell you a no -seller Man my ass has none from all the species I got when I was a kid yeah brother i sent pts to myself pts demon
Speaker: i flash back to when i was a kid i'm like um I mean, the time I was like 14, I retired my dad. My dad's like my dad's like four. and You're grounded. I'm like, yes, i I was. Yeah, I was like 10 or 11 when my mom broke a wooden spoon on my ass and I turned around, looked at her and smiled and she's like, I don't give a damn how big you think you are. I'll get out of the chair with her. And I said, I wish I said, I wish you would get out of the chair. I'll body slam your ass off of it. But yeah, I mean, but what led way to Chris's shoes so he can eat free. That's how they so that's how they serve it. So I had the double.
Speaker: ah Wait a minute. How how big do you have to be the for free? 350 350. Oh, oh, yeah, I'm not there yet. I'm I'm like that's why I said I'll get you some lend weights, buddy I'm almost there. But yeah, so so I had to bypass with some uh, the octopus eight the octopus bypasses the challenge Yeah, what the hell is the octopus? Well ahcto needs eight eight I know what it fucking means you dildo. So it's eight So yeah. So is it eight patties and then two slices of bread? Yeah. Hold on. How big are the patties? Hang on. I'm about to get it. It actually says, it actually said, uh, the Patty itself is half a pound.
Speaker: I'll be okay. No, that's the sandwich that it's under. How big are the patties? A half pound, bro. oh Wait, wait Jeff Jeff chum the picture. I there's a picture I did like a close -up. Yeah this one That's the only picture you said I know but is that a half pound? So so I know what Jeff was just showing says half pound But I didn't know if that was the same which that it was on Yes, I had I had the I had the double so so it's so so the oxygen whatever the **** it is. The octagon topple is is which is the next clip which is the next clip is two pounds of burger. That that is the optimal. Oh, how do you eat that is my thing. Can you like cut it down and eat it with a knife and fork or play it? You have to unhinge your jaw and **** eat it.
Speaker: attitude to it though but You can take it apart. Yes, I'm saying like you could take it apart and eat it as long as you eat it. which Okay. Okay. That's what I'm asking. Is it the famous heart attack grill? Why? So it's two pounds. You get me to take on the octopus bypass burger. That's a 20 ,000 calorie burger.
Speaker: That's right, 20 ,000 calories, eight and a half big patties, 40 slices of bacon, 16 slices of cheese, a whole onion, two tomatoes, chili on a bun. This whole thing is fried in lard. It's actually quite dense and very, very fatty. That's gross. Four minutes and 10 seconds. Unfortunately, I was really slow and did it in five minutes 15, so I caught the spanking anyway. How much time do you have to eat it? 20 minutes.
Speaker: 20 minutes. he got it He did it in five minutes and he still got spanked? Oh, dude. Yeah. Well, he he wanted it. You have 20 minutes to finish it. Oh, so he did it in five, but he wanted to spank it. Yeah, he was like, I opted in. I wouldn't. But that's a lot of bird. Yeah, and also too, like this girl here, like she would she took on the challenge and that's all she does in Vegas. She goes around and finds all these spots and does like their food challenges.
Speaker: Uh, I want to do that. I've been watching on, uh, I mean, I realize, I realize easy captain biceps. and
Speaker: this chick so i'm going to take on the octuple bypass burger here at heart attack row it is biggest biggest burger and it is over 20 000 calories but this place is very interesting because of the way over the thing about it is this girl is tiny they feed you for free there's a huge scale in front and as you enter they put on oh i know her she's a chick that like fucking thank yeah like She took like that like 18 inch sausage down in one slice. But I was here with Dini and we were also trying to take this down so it costs about $30. I think it's a pretty good price to take a look at that thing. That is a massive burger you guys. Eight frickin patties, onions, tomatoes, chili, oh my gosh. And he added 40 slices of bacon. 40 slices of but take a look. I can now take this down. I woke up and I was super hungry and I ate her food. She beat it in 18 minutes. She beat it in 18 minutes. She beat it in 18 minutes. She beat it in 18 minutes. She beat it in 18 minutes. She beat it in 18 minutes. She beat it in 18 minutes. She beat it in 18 minutes. She beat it in 18 minutes. She beat it in 18 minutes. She beat it in 18 minutes. She beat it in 18 minutes. She beat it in 18 minutes. She beat it in 18 minutes. She beat it in 18 minutes. She beat it in 18 minutes. bacon.
Speaker: and she's tiny dude she's like five foot she's five foot too yeah and shut up and the words of in the words of blazon i speak fluent hunger spring is if you don't know move that i love talking the the guys like band versus food and stuff like that the guys I don't understand that. I'm like, I don't understand that. You know, like I'm not, I'm a big dude but I can't eat like that. I really can't eat like that.
Speaker: it'ss so What about you, Chris Technician? you dropping you dropp in You dropping two and a half pounds of burger with 40 slices of bacon in 20 minutes? I don't know if I could do it in 20 minutes. chris Chris is like, I don't want to eat the burger. I just want to get spanked.
Speaker: man don't don't don't tell me overall, Chris. I know better. Well, here, here, here. I've been a bad boy. Glick would love to hang out with this dude. This is this this channel especially for Glick. Is he white? Wow. Wow. I thought we were going on the Glick as a racist all night. Wow. Oh, here we go, Glick. This is cool.
Speaker: the wolverines the Okay, let's do it. Let's go. I make it twice as big. How long do you actually get to finish? Half hour. We let it cool down because it's too hot. Right. Let's just cool down and you're ready. And then you have a half hour to complete it. Great. That sounds... Fourteen eggs, a pound of potatoes, and three pieces of toast. Great. Sounds delicious. It's delicious. All right. Bring on the taters. Come on. Give me them taters, David. Oh, thanks, man. Let me give you a fist bump. I appreciate that. When you came in, I go, man, I've watched this guy. How many times they go, you go all over the world. whole Yeah, yeah, pretty much. How many people you got on your channel? Like following, it's like four million or something. That's a... I want to add to the stress. Yeah, it's pretty big. I'm feeling confident though. I love American breakfast challenges. What do you reckon? No, I don't know. Maybe you can. I've seen little guys like you eat like crazy. How many pounds of potatoes? Let's look on one of those guys.
Speaker: He did someone to cut it out but I just couldn't pay any attention to it. Whatever. Yeah, he's the food challenge Jesus right here. Okay, American Swiss cheddar, Pro Blonde cheese, got ham, bacon, sausage, peppers, onions, tomatoes.
Speaker: I mean, that looks good, but I can complete the challenge. Home fries, pound of home fries, and three slices of toast. And you get 30 minutes, a half hour. You get 30 minutes. Right. And if I do it, what do I get? It's free. It's free. You get a t -shirt. A t -shirt? Yeah. We don't have any more articles yet. We went out and wrote a short one.
Speaker: i mean you a to so good this now though I'm not goingnna lie sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so hungry right now. i go i go work um That is a lot of cheese. Oh oh my God. That is a lot of cheese.
Speaker: um lin guy so welcome back to the episode There's no way I'm looking. This is tasty. Look at that. but wave with a vol com because they I love that he's interacting with everybody while he's there. I already like this guy.
Speaker: voicenna have a little bit but i should be stress at my age but never really like the feel of the trickcogainst my um the two sizes two small one che are
Speaker: Alright, that's about two thirds of the armor done, I think. um a little guy yeah um we' looking good as far as the time it goes probably half the size but i mean no so and and also nothing of funny even as real tiy as it's physically possible because there are lots of people watching trying enjoy their meals i upno yeah don't show last one The three guys at the table man, I love it. You got cheerleaders.
Speaker: um Maintaining peaceful diplomatic relations with oil -rich countries. Ten minutes in. They must all be blamed, they'll get you niggas in a twist. All of them looks like a supremely known just to take us until it's to go. Catch up you said. Always have a special catch up about the world's best catch up with a loser. I gotta try it. Cheerio, not the ammo. Break strawberry, make strawberry more formally, apple butter. Apple butter please.
Speaker: It's really like a southern thing, but it's delicious. w Thank you. I love this book. I usually buy a jar from like a cracker barrel on my way home from a trip, but it's just my way of a little trick myself, go how would it take you I was so excited, I'm gonna do it. I'd rather do it team is some fuck me my about all i know maybe up on I miles from my home town police, but yeah. That's worth a trip though, that's for sure. This food is egg -sexual.
Speaker: all is onely read options but im to somewhere with with think but boy yeah not a big fruit outside um but preservto vessel yeah is ah kind of like desotal point you guys some type flavor i think i get something sweeter spit up it hotels to make final enjoyable as possible should be me up with the do in the back a lot like leland squa They still got his bread, which the bread looks like. 20 minutes. That's gotta be a record for that channel. Stay in school, man. Don't wanna do too much, buddy.
Speaker: plus ga one come tell me something guys us on join next exhibit say no and this is a good one o is out this world it's not like the challenge in ropi york from california you can think of it if you really that one that's i really famous challenge no has chill ascu but um the one itself is actually where they got so and it's stuff incredibly no subsequent area give flash twenty bucks two oh that's have a what she still twenty five no rap runs each other <unk> stay of this time And star, man. He's doing it right.
Speaker: Stop it up the plate. Stop it up the plate. son yourself like break your much as any like in the words of shaling was why is it back so wolverine bulletton happy
Speaker: minutes and they' play this what number um i make and she like but me and on the green pie i guess why up alive but stress and this cuy thing i that dessert but dowi that more important the hell swear i maybe so whos guys for Yeah. yeah like You know what?
Speaker: I It was 20 bucks. Yeah, that omelette looked good as fuck. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, the the next clip, I'm like, what the the hell?
Speaker: No way he finished all this front. Yeah. You know, we try to, we even though we do live, even though we do live shows, we try to keep the, you know, the fact that it's an audio show, but this is, however, it is Saturday night. We've got an hour left, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: DJ Jeff, drop that link one time for me, son. Camera. But people seem to saturday enjoy us a little bit more videos than the two Josh's who will film the Germany trip. She's gone. Can't operate a camera, but, you know, I'll film it by myself. Served me well for the past decade. Right, here we are. Two guys. thought There could be some legal... This place is oddly pixelated, though.
Speaker: I wonder if he was reluctant to accept his place at the top of the ball of shit. Maybe he has to have a space victory. Naturally, we've got the main man over here, Randy Santel. And of course, Katina eats kilos as well. No surprise they've done it. Oh, I can see.
Speaker: but Wow. Thank you very much. Should be a piece of cake, right? yeah should be All right, so a place called Two Guys in Reykjavik today and we're taking on their 2 .5 kilo Burger Tower challenge. You get 45 minutes in which to finish. If you can finish in 45 minutes, the meal is free and you get a spot on the wall of fame. There are only two people on there so far, a good friend of mine, Randy Santel, and another good friend of mine, Katina Eats Kilos. I think Randy did it in 23 minutes, 55 seconds. If you don't do it, how much does it cost?
Speaker: yeah that's who challenged jesus right there that's because it's uh Icelandic uh crowns right so i don't know what that is in english money but it's cool because my sister said she's paying all right so three two one go all right let's get into it which is the spicy one all right the second one there yeah all right i'll start with this one Yeah. Yeah. Very strategically. you I see you girl with your big **** **** episode. Yeah, she's like trans conqui with a brief visitation of Iceland. There are so many challenges here. Can we do a drinking challenge? Cause 12 ,000 Icelandic crowns. I feel like that's right. I feel like others that's where I'm going to excel in a drinking challenge. It's free.
Speaker: Just about did it. I gotta look at how much it's putting cost. That's the spicy one. So I'm gonna leave that one. Just for now.
Speaker: sort of plastic armling Yeah, she knows me well. Those are the hardest working jeans in the business, by the way. Not the most practical attire for a big eating, but they don't seem to be stopping me so far.
Speaker: oh my hero like you you' gonna be but that the mac and cheese but You're all in on this one, Chris. yeah i like a cheeseburg it was my far my favorite like they were all prettyless like my i doing so well for jane yeah Yeah, as fast as you can go, just fast forward through. I want to see the time. I want to see the time.
Speaker: And said, now. still all over the slide and was kill was one you the best possible yeah i just I would destroy them. dry just the man know in the You give me a potato challenge and I'm in. We're talking to a guy on Saturday night that he's like six pounds of potatoes when he goes to bed after we get done doing this show.
Speaker: nothing like yeah yeah matched him up match them awesome so yeah yeah good good technique it was good technique bro jesus being nice one i would for some shark or she head something but that was a challenge i guess um these are the these i'm out for right now go back to mash noma man yeah exactly what but but yeah looks like we got in the bag but something cho but five be do the coach right now with but'll be enjoy i can next one Oh yeah, yeah, nice. and it got damn he crushed In over 20 minutes he did that. do people eat mountain from va thrones most failed get close off no nothing question right well maybe so two guys two more five kilo look at how challenge not but Yeah, Damn. 17 -11. Oh my god, he crushed it by six minutes. he think
Speaker: ah thanks thanks very much so So here's the kicker. He said that was 12 ,000 crowns. Stop watching. we We gotta stop watching. but We gotta stop watching. so so How much is that guy worth? 12 ,000 crowns, which is how much it costs in Iceland. Where is he at? Iceland. Okay. It's 12 ,000 Iceland crowns. Take a guess how much that costs. I don't know, like 30, 40 bucks. Seven.
Speaker: That was $7? $7. Sorry. No, $8. It was $9. $9. $8 .66, to be exact. Dude, do you realize? Do you realize that I would go there every day for lunch? Do you realize I went to fucking Raj and Hajj's little convenience store in the arena district yesterday, the other day. I got two Lunchables, a bag of cheeses, and a fucking Pepsi. How much do you think it costs me?
Speaker: of the caveat. I went to Raj and Haj's convenience store. So they're more expensive. $15 and I thought it would be cheaper. I thought it would be cheaper to go there and right next door where Jimmy John's was where I could have got a sub of drinking a bag of chips for $9.
Speaker: $15 for the little square Lunchables that comes with yeah back with no with no candy and with no candy no candy no drink. I got two of them. I got two Lunchables. I got a bag of cheese. It's not even the big bag of cheese. It's a small bag of cheese in a 20 ounce bottle of pop almost $16.
Speaker: ge Damn. I literally just went to the store. I got two bags of chips yeah and a Coke. and a pack of cigarettes and it was in in in in all honesty, I should have been like, yeah, I'm good and I should have just went next door to but. You're like **** I'm already here. Yeah, I like a little I need to go there like I feel that I'm already here. Well, okay. Okay. Well, the next clip with the next clip will make us all in heart happy harmony. If we ever decide to camp if our drilling. Can't camp. Let's go camping. Let's all go camping.
Speaker: um Chris is in i go camping together ryans cook and brian's cooking if we go our husbands are disabled Today we're making my take on a breakfast dry up oval. Oh, i'm already I'm done, Brian. I'm already done. I'm already done. We're going to do our best. I'm going to start by making some potatoes, cooking them. Yeah, and this is meat. This is my world, Brian. I can do this. Get those guys. I can do this all day long. That's why I want a black stone. I want to let them out. Yeah, I want a lot of those black stones. Let's hook up. Cool. Dude, I can do this all day long, Brian. This is my world. And then we're going to add some mushroom caps.
Speaker: Flipping those guys over once everything is beautiful and done. I'm gonna pull it off. I'm gonna add some baked beans into the fire, making a big divot hole with my potatoes. I'm gonna add the rest of the ingredients back onto the skillet, adding some Irish butter, dropping those eggs in between the potatoes, topping off. Got ourselves a nice English breakfast. nice bread This is so freakin' delicious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I'm fuckin' cultured, you piece of shit. and low I know what the fucking English practice is. Now, that looks good. Yeah, yeah. this is This is my world. The Blackstone, the Griddle, this is my world. You can smoke all the meat you want, Brian, but the Griddle is my world. that that's That's what I want so bad. I want a Blackstone so bad. I'll cook for everyone. I want a Griddle so bad. This is a... Yeah, yeah, yeah. See? See?
Speaker: Yeah. Jesus down for the ke let's go camping. Yeah, man. Well, people are like going to the big **** 1020 person. We'll we'll do like a nonsensical camping trip, man. Yes, dude. How cool would that be? at the ten bring Set my tent in my truck. Brian's good. Yeah, I'll have, yeah, my tent, my tent to my truck. Yeah, your boyfriend, you and your boyfriend and your F1. No, you know, you dumb asset no they make tents for trucks Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you drive a four to one 50. Yeah. couldn't I don't want to go gambling with Brian.
Speaker: you like i go figure Hey, oh hey a check out check out the nachos on this one. I'll go camping with Brian. I'm not going to lie. The way he cooks, he can do whatever every he wants to be at the end of the day. yeah
Speaker: these shit good Oh, barbecue daddy Brian up in the building. A bunch of time by delivering all these fresh ingredients right to my door on refrigerated trucks the next day. With all that time, I grabbed an amazing tri -tip, seasoned it up and added it to my grill to slowly cook for a couple hours. I then added some corn to char at the end and then with sliced onions, green onions and cilantro. Where's the taste? And that steak is done, pull it off, let it rest, and then let's slice it into a medium rare and chop it up into bite -sized pieces.
Speaker: Next let's slice that corn off the cob and mix it with orange juice, sour cream, and mayonnaise, and start building our nachos with the double layer of tortilla chips and corn, then top with steak, cilantro, red onion, green onion, jalapeno, cotija cheese, and tajin. Finish off with a generous port of queso, and we are diving right in. Yes. That's incredible. So freakin' delicious. All I gotta say is, all I gotta say is, it is real. It is real.
Speaker: Like I'm going to be 400 pounds by tomorrow. Trust me. I got, I got, I got, I got daddy blaze and I got barbecue daddy. Brian, my life is complete. Right. Jeff, you're out. Jeff, you're out. Brian and blazer. This is my man. This is my man. If the apocalypse happens tomorrow, the group of us will survive because I can keep the cars running.
Speaker: Yeah. Blick can hunt the meat. Brian cook it. I can, I can, I can, I can hunt, I can hunt and protect. Brian's going to be a cook. Blaze is going to be a, obviously he can grow, you know, I mean, yeah, it's go to be there you go. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, I, but I protect, you know, Jeff keeps the guards going. Chris, what's your job? What do you do? What do you do in the apocalypse? What to eat all the time? Chris will be the taste tester. crystal like so he he He creates the menu.
Speaker: chris is like guy this is like i got de today and is like we have an idea christ like dinner report gentleman dinner report and denable greet sure true magic happens when we add a so like you and i will protect your colleague like smoking is for fell to the side And then let's cube up some steak and season with my mesquite peppercorn lager Saturday night. That's what it turns into. Add the steaks back along with some eggs. If you like to add to the eggs. Top your steak bites with the chimney and serve. I was honestly blown away at how savory and smoky everything tastes. That is. goes right So anyways,
Speaker: can we stop looking at food? um So, so if you're still watching, this is Saturday night. and This is what happens and I am so thankful Brian lives in Texas a part of me is thankful that Brian lives in Texas, but a part of me is like i can be my neighbor like you know like go like like like Like a part of me is like I am so thankful Brian lives in Texas, but there's also a part of me that's like What would it take for Brian to relocate to Ohio?
Speaker: Well, I'd rather pay $5 worth of snacks versus $15 worth of snacks. Well, you're well graded. Trust me, it's only because I went to an Indian little convenience store, but yeah, no, I'm just saying like, I mean, a Ohio is not, well, Ohio is not cheap for one reason and one reason only. we we are Ohio is becoming the ah new SoCal Valley. so so han
Speaker: silicon valley whatever so all all yeah all these All these big businesses and all these corporations are making their headquarters in Ohio. So like Abercrombie and Finches in Ohio, they're doing a billion dollar Intel Intel's here. Google's headquarter is in Ohio now. Facebook's headquarters is in Ohio now. All your California. Yeah. Like, yeah. Cause like, like Tesla is in Austin. Yeah. HP, the computer company is in Houston. I mean, like California is like taking a major hit. That's because they're, oh yeah but they're doing they're getting shit on because they, because they, uh, Hey,
Speaker: However, I have a prediction if Brian ever goes to Ohio and and sugar him with fresh sugar I'd rather I'd rather live in Mexico months What?
Speaker: yeah if i ryan moves next door That's you but that actually actually she did juice She really did she said thank you. Come again. but She's so cute. She's such a sweetheart the little convenience store just the The girl who works there, she's such a sweetheart. i you know There's been a couple of times where I've had to go because the building next door, from I've had to go in there and get a couple of things. So when when she sees me walk by, she comes out and she's like, hey, how you doing? And then when I walk, when I come out of the building, she's like, so how's everything going? She's so sweet. She's adorable. She's an absolutely sweetheart. I love her to death. I don't know what her name is.
Speaker: but she always calls me big guy. She always calls me a big guy with her, with her Indian accent. She calls me big guy. and big So i yeah, yeah. I, it was ridiculous what I spent in there for two lunchables, a bag of cheese that's in a bottle of Pepsi. But you know what? Part of me also is like,
Speaker: not man. It's not like I'm like, oh my God, she's so hot. I want to fucking bang her. She's just, she's just a sweetheart. She's adorable. And if I can help support her family and whatever, then so be it. Well, that's the difference, you know, why you're, what, you know, you're at the counter, you're like, Oh,
Speaker: $15. You know, what I'd rather give it to a family that can use it as opposed to a giant franchise that doesn't give up. Yeah. yeah And then I wasn't super hungry. So it wasn't like I wanted a big sub. I just needed something. I was getting the shakes. I was getting the shakes. I was sugar was low. So I was getting the shakes. I was feeling a little busy and nauseated and I was driving on the forklift and and I pulled up in front of the store. the work and she big guy. What are you driving? I was like, that's my forklift. That's the new Ford F 150. That's my forklift there. That's my forklift there. A little problem. You want to go for a ride one day? Man, I like bought new tires yesterday. I'm like, these are like, these look pretty, pretty good. They look great on my truck. I'm like, I got some new shoes, man. Got some new shoes. Got actual rubber. Actual rubber.
Speaker: Oh, okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, because there's a lot of people will say, I got new tires and they mean rims. And then there are people who say, I got new rims and they mean tires. So now that you got the new tires, does your boyfriend give you the old, uh, hot too and spit on that thing? Cause you're looking right. It's kind of funny how your brain just automatically goes there because you drive a four to four 50.
Speaker: He had to get his alignment fixed because it kept pulling over to do it. It kept pulling over to the passenger seat. So basically, so basically that the tires I originally wanted, I just wanted tires just to hold me over until till I actually had the money. Fat ass up. You fucking tank. You're a fucking tank, bro. And I didn't think you were that big. You're a goddamn tank. And I don't mean that in a bad way. You're a fucking tank, man.
Speaker: here's talking code yeah he's like he's like back comp but Like thank you oh the senate the senate the senate yeah that That's a compliment you're you're a big boy man Fucking Asian juggernaut. Hell. Yeah fucking rock that shit Yeah, thank you um yeah Everybody like size wise and weight wise. I am definitely the smallest on the network Um, but the the tires, like, so yeah, what to do wonders for my self -esteem. It's cool. It's cool to have like relationships with the business because I went to discount tire will two other places. It's America, American America's tire. But, uh, the guy, the guy saw that I had a quote, but the tires that I wanted, somebody already beat me to it. So it was like 130, it was $137 a tire. So what the guy,
Speaker: oversized tires or like butter or anything like that right a rise I Got I got like some let me see. Hang on. I'll pull it up right here um Jeff Google YouTube. I'm the juggernaut fish and that's Brian This shit is fucking how hilarious. It's old as hell um Here the review the review is right here I put in the chat That's what I bought. So the guy, so the guy saw that I had like, I had a quote, but since somebody already bought the tire, he goes, Hey, I get you these tires. They're like 157. They're like 157 a piece, but he went ahead and rang it up as one 37. But the other one, because but the warranty, I can't, he goes, the warranty I can't touch. I said, Hey, that's cool. So it was only a $20 difference. So instead of paying, uh, stars, those are but your nice sit
Speaker: Yeah, so instead of paying $7 .57, I paid $7 .77. That's not bad. I'm not as cool as Jeff is with Sharon, but those are nice. I like those, man. Yeah, they're not they're not mud tires. They're not, they're not, they're not. So i mean it's kind of like a hybrid, though. Yeah, yeah it's it's a it's a nice hybrid. Yeah, so it it does it does have altering trades. I don't know what, I don't know what, you hold on a second, Jeff. Jeff, pause that, pause that real quick and restart it.
Speaker: Uh, I don't know what that is on, but those tires look sexy as fuck with that gold which what call on the truck. I don't know what, uh, yeah. Yeah. I don't, I don't know what truck that is. Let me look at a picture and I might be able to tell you what it is. i just said no well You're really good at sharing and stuff. But the one, night the ones I have, the ones I have are the Rocky mountain HT two.
Speaker: I'm not going to lie to you. I know I drive an equal knocks, but. I wouldn't be mad if those were on my equal dose. I like those. And the only reason reason I say that is because I live in Ohio and not like I'm taking my Equinox off road or anything like that, but we get snow and shit. Those are nice, bro. I bet they do look good. You got a picture of them with them, with them on your, with, with, we joke get with you. And I know Jeff does just like huge for, yeah i said i but I've been a Ford guy for most of my life up until I bought my Malibu. I was a Ford guy.
Speaker: I, I have rangers. I have 150s. Okay. Yeah. I sent it to Glick. He can't get it up. on i can fast I can't get it up as fast as Jeff can.
Speaker: I have definitely one of them. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I see you. I see you son. Oh, oh, all right. All right. Let's see you son. Flexin' on him. Flex on them hoes, Brad. Flex on them hoes. That's not bad. My man's flexin' on them bitches. What's up? Yeah. So it's a Rocky Mountain HT2.
Speaker: Oh, oh shit. Shout out to Jukebox Ginger. That's a cool dude right there, man. He, uh, he, he, uh, put on his Facebook page that he was on here tonight. Shall we do box ginger, man? Much love to you, brother. like Those are not stock rims, Brian. What did you get your rims at? America's tire. Those are nice rims. So, so, so when, so when I bought it, I bought it from the dealership from the used, from the used dealership and the previous owner, the previous owner had like the the F 150 platinum rims on it.
Speaker: i wouldve left those So so yeah, I know but it's just I didn't want those but I was like cool. It's already 20 inch rims cool No big deal, but I still have the I still have a platinum rim, but that's my spare tire That's my spirit. It's my full size out just a hair just enough. Yeah, like any more than that and they look douchey You just throw some flares on that fucker I thought about it, but I'm like nah the problem with flares is If you do the lighting, you can't go the cheap route with them. If you go the cheap route, they look like the Pontiac, or not, would you know, like the Pontiac Aztec with that weird gray plastic. They have to go with color -matched fiberglass, and they're not cheap. No, they're not. But no, I mean, it just sticks out a little bit, but I still like it because it kind of gives that nice little subtle, like, you know, would I buy a Ford Lightning?
Speaker: um probably but I will never I will physically send somebody all the way to Texas just to punch you in the nose. buy a last i yeah know ah but ah if i I said like if I ever did go electric, it'll probably be like that Hummer. You know what? I'm not mad at that Hummer. I think it's kind of cool looking. met Yeah, the Hummer EV. yeah I would go with that one because i'm I'm still a fan. I'm still a fan of the Hummer.
Speaker: um However, though, there's like this one, this one truck, this one EV brand is called Edison and they their pickup truck is nice. And what's really cool about it. I've seen that truck. Yeah. It has like the solar panel at the, on the roof. So it's like, you don't have to worry about. They make a semi truck too. The Edison company makes a semi truck. Yeah. So, but I mean, but think about it, if it has a solar panel, you don't have to worry about charging at home.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't think it charges as well. But I mean, but still, you can let it charge in the sun while you're at work and all that other stuff. So I agree. Yeah, you just flip that switch like charge and you're good to go. No, I haven't seen there there the Edison pickup, but I have seen the Edison semi. That thing's kind of bad ass. Have you seen the the canoe the canute truck?
Speaker: little bit easy go like um Hang on. illll I'll get it to you. I was trying to find. there's There's one. There's one that's like an industrial truck and then there's the one for like the civilian life. So the one I'll show you when I show you is like what's it's like the work truck that's with the military. They're trying to get the military approval. Oh, I've seen that thing. It's it's it's it's almost like a really, really, really big buggy.
Speaker: Yeah, but it but it kind of gives like that cab over engine kind of feel You know, it sounds funny, but you know what I want I want the I can't remember what it's called and I have a I have a video of one it's called the the pongo It's there it's a Japanese company or a Chinese company they make these mini trucks and they are They're electric ah
Speaker: um They are not speeding. It's called the Cocoa. So, on. I have a video here. I have a video here that I sent Benji a while back because we were going to talk about it, but because I was making fun of ah electric trucks.
Speaker: when When I sent this to him wait, well, there's a short on the for that You're looking for a truck a lowered truck the cocoa cocoa right here safer wholesale. We got you covered. This one is brand new It's got the wrapping on it and everything you need one feels like it I mean They're like 10 grand Oh No shit. Yeah, and you know, they're they're basically a really big golf cart. They're not very like
Speaker: I think it would be hilarious to put Glick in it because they're, they're super tall. But yeah, but that, that, that canoe, I would, I would rock that one. Ooh, that's kind of. Shatter this box over here. She's dropping them chats.
Speaker: Oh, I like the four light. You know what it looks like, Brian, that, that canoe truck, it looks like somebody took a, a minivan from the, 80s and 90s that Toyota one it into a bed that Toyota when you put a bed on the back of it like the Chevy Lumina man, I Can't do an EV man. I'm not gonna buy it. I'm not gonna buy a pickup truck that is an EV man I'll tell you that right now facebook Basically, basically the tire size I have is 275 55 20 Yeah um
Speaker: Yes. The Silverado Evie. Uh, eight inches wide. Bryce, Bryce Tucker, that comedian that Mark and Brian are friends with. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. He posted a little selfie, you know, quote unquote dressed up. He's got a striped polo on and blue jeans. And I said, this is the, um, I used to.
Speaker: I commented, this is the, I used to, but still occasionally use meth, but she zay bear man yeah i was this is the i used to use but still occasionally use me but happily married to my sister, stereotypical family picture, family reunion picture hashtag world side.
Speaker: All right. Now, the next one, Jeff, I would definitely rock this one. They're they're only selling it in the Asian countries. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I would definitely i would definitely rock that motherfucker. is this This is an electric, is it? No, no, no, no. It sounds diesel. glick Glick would buy this too.
Speaker: or um I would definitely have that as a work truck. I would drive that till the wheels came off. Yeah, same here. It looks like Toyota tried to replicate it up. I was just going to say it it's kind of like a weird Hummer kind of thing. But I bet you it's a hell of a lot cheaper than a Hummer. No, it's not. No, no, it is not. And the Asian countries, they're sold in Asia. Do you realize how much a toy you know, how much a brand new
Speaker: Do you know how much a brand -new 2024 Toyota is going 4x4 cost? They're 82. 82. Yeah. I know because I looked. Yeah. Unnecessary. Yeah, 82. Well, that truck that I just showed, the bride just had... The thing is, is like, that's not exported. You can only buy it if you're living in... Unnecessary, bruh.
Speaker: you know
Speaker: Well one like the zr2 colorado this is the one we won They're only 60 And they're perfect o Yeah, and see like right here also too like um Yeah, if I was like living in one of the Asian countries like Thailand, you know Cambodia Japan all that like if I was in the military and I was stationed in Japan I would fucking rock that shit It's kind of a cool truck. Yeah, I mean and they only come in manual. They they only come in manual transmission.
Speaker: I muted it, but it's kind of a sexy little truck. Wow, it's smaller than I thought. Yeah, it's a four cylinder, but it can go.
Speaker: I'm not mad at it. But I mean, but yeah, I like how you can like load it up from three sides. Yeah, it's got the it's got the drop side. Yeah. That that bed actually dropside one. Yeah, I would definitely walk that shit. Well, like... um no meeting um that That dropside bed, you can actually buy those here.
Speaker: Yeah, they have them on a couple vehicles here Yeah, but but if if I was to go full eevee then it'll be like the Hummer I have to do the Hummer It's like they're like 200 grand dude. and I know it's insane I can't do it. I can't Yeah on a daily
Speaker: Because I know I spent 200 grand on it. And every time I drive it, I'm like, if somebody touches this, I'm going to kill everyone. Yeah, right. Burn down the planet.
Speaker: Yeah. Chief says because in Asia, most people drive manual. Believe it or not, that's a huge thing here. They have the Chevy has the S10 here, look but but it's it's roughly the same size as the Colorado. It looks different, but they only come in manual. Yeah. I go to the i can show you what they look like.
Speaker: so I would still want to I would still want to old like a 19 like like an old -school Cab over engine truck though. Just for like my my days have you seen the can import from Japan. They got him in Texas all day long Oh the Honda what like the the ones a Honda mix No, but yeah, the look the mini cab overs. Yeah um many But it just sucks though. It's like you're you're stuck. You're stuck sitting at a 90 degree position. I want to like recline back a little bit. Yeah. Well, actually, Daihatsu makes them. Mitsubishi makes them. But they're they're kind of dope, dude. A lot of people are buying them. And like you can customize the shit out of them. There's a YouTube channel. They took one. Here they are.
Speaker: and they put a Hayabusa motor in it. That's insane. And you can buy them for like less than 15 grand. But this is Mexico's S10. Which is a Suki sidekick.
Speaker: was it very much but They're nice. I hate that look. I hate their design. Yeah, it's not my favorite design. But they're they're like, the GMC Canyon looks a hell of a lot better than that. Well, if you like, obviously, I won't buy that. I'm the one I'm getting is diesel on Colorado ZR to the sexiest truck. Yeah,
Speaker: but yeah ah that'd be fun to ride. 60 grand dude But it I mean if money was not an issue If money if money was never an issue like if I won the lottery or whatever I would definitely rock this motherfucker right here and I know Glick would definitely get a hard -on It's not a Chevy a Chevy Ranger this month international International yeah, that mother be the empty MXT
Speaker: Yeah, this motherfucker here. I saw that on the road one time. I'm like, I want. I like adding more tools here in Cancun. It was like semi truck with a bet on it. It was on dietle rozanne diesel has a captain. The captain shares.
Speaker: want It's basically a semi truck with a bet on it. I think that you right i still I saw one here. I'm a freaked out.
Speaker: and And it's a beast. It'll go anywhere. Yeah. Now, where's that Mitsubishi? There's a guy there. Somebody built one of those mini cabovers. A Hayabusa motor.
Speaker: more
Speaker: I can't spell Hayabusa. um
Speaker: This is insane.
Speaker: Yeah. yeah no a When I found out that it like international mixed pickup trucks, I was like, Oh man, I got to have that. But man, dude, it's like $127 ,000. They got a high boost of motor in it.
Speaker: Yeah, I saw like on the fast lane truck. They're like trying to push it and they They went by a cop four times and the cops like I ain't pulling you over. You're not going fast enough here's the crazy thing So when you when you what It's like if you put a high boost of motor there's a company and I think it's in England it's called zed cars and they actually take many many Cooper's and put high boost of motors in them and Lotus of leases and stuff like that it's basically a lightweight vehicle that weighs less than 2 ,000 pounds, so it's it's only slightly slow slower than the bike itself. You can't take you can't do a um ah zero to 60 super fast, but they'll do like 120.
Speaker: and They're torquey and they're quick. um The one guy, he took one of those, it's the mini cab over trucks, but it's the van version. It's like a minivan. And he actually, instead of ah rewiring everything, he looks like he's hauling a motorcycle on the back, but the motorcycle is actually hooked up to the drive train. Damn. This is insane.
Speaker: the The new company, There's a company in South Africa. They build they build a chassis for you. And the chassis has a LS or any V8 you want in it. And it has perfect body mounts to put a Volkswagen Beetle on it. Hmm. It's a
Speaker: Man, for the Isuzu, the Isuzu flat, the cab over engine with the flat front, um if they'd make those on a regular pickup truck, I would own one.
Speaker: But I mean, the mirrors, though, I have to do away with the mirrors and get like regular mirrors, because I've always, when I can't stand how the mirrors are set up. And the thing is, you don't have like the little mechanical switch to adjust the mirrors. You got to manually.
Speaker: I'm going to mute it, but it runs a, I mean, it's a full on chassis, but it's running a full V8 in the back. You lose your back seats, but it is full on Billy Badass.
Speaker: um However, comes at a price. Chassis itself without motor, 30 grand. God damn. But they'll set it up for any motor you want to put in it.
Speaker: there The thing is, is like the biggest thing for like somebody like us, we don't live in fucking South Africa for so to actually get it, it's gonna cost more with shipping.
Speaker: food come development yeah much but you can get it with air conditioning the whole nine yards. It's kind of cool. and told five keep on that
Speaker: This has got to look on his face like I don't know what's going on. are you selling else several shifts that i exact so family size I was responding to social media and ****
Speaker: but i like we on a podcast or something right You know what you guys you guys are chit chatting away, you know I can I can step away and let you guys chit chat away while while I while I social media stuff
Speaker: I just remember you giving them somebody shit for being on their phone all the time. ah You know what? Until somebody steps up and alleviates some of the weight off of my fucking shoulders from everything I do for this network, then ah you guys can gladly give me shit. But you guys were having a good conversation at the end of the day. And I didn't want to interrupt it. I'm sorry. Yeah. So I mean, I know what I'm doing. That's why it's my network.
Speaker: I created it. It's my show. I created it. It's my show my ah do like i said at the end of the day it been you life somebody until somebody can step up and do this dance for me. I will gladly let you guys enjoy your conversation and have your conversation and do what I need to do.
Speaker: You know what I'm saying? Well, what? You know how? OK, so in Mexico, if like I wanted to buy your truck in Texas, I can import it. Right. OK. However, I can't sell it to a Mexican until it's 10 years old. Well, here and look, it's a 2011. Well, that's besides the point. But if your truck was a dually, I cannot import it.
Speaker: You cannot import a dually into mexico because the lanes I have no idea because i've asked and nobody can give me a reason why Well, it's kind of weird though because there's a federale truck here That is actually a four f 350 dually and i'm like, but they have one. Why can't I have one? But yeah you can buy duallys here But they are like, they don't have a bed on them. They're single cab. So you can put like a dump bed on it or whatever. of The flatbed box. Yeah. Calm down Ray gun. Well, uh, we, yeah, then they, here's that, that other F one 50 that, uh, that I showed you before. This one's like a better look at it though. That's what the coyote engine, the 5 .0. Oh yeah. yeah yeah
Speaker: So this is the one you can, it's basically - You can customize it. Yeah, but it's just the internal model. It's called their sleeper. Yeah. It's basically like you buy it and it looks like a normal truck, but it is basically a full on fuck you,
Speaker: um
Speaker: mike like the 454 SS was back in the day.
Speaker: It's like a single grab race truck. I got the sound off. Hmm. But yeah, there's no one in support of it for it. Look at that. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, it's, it's leveled out. no dude it sits in the It sits on the goddamn ground. No, it doesn't. Okay. No, that is a good two feet off the ground. Nope.
Speaker: No, it's not zoom it out and go back to the beginning where they showed a zoomed out picture No, don't fucking look anything up go to the God beginning it is yeah No,
Speaker: I need for the board sleeper
Speaker: This is a Ford sleeper. This is a Ford sleeper. This is a Ford sleeper. This is a Ford sleeper. This is a Ford sleeper. This is a Ford sleeper. This is a Ford sleeper. This is a Ford sleeper. This is a Ford sleeper. This is a Ford sleeper. This is a Ford sleeper. This is a Ford sleeper. This is a Ford sleeper.
Speaker: and a pickup
Speaker: guys can you guys can keep talking about truckrks all you want but i got i gotta i gotta wrap this i know i was gonna say we' got to wrap up And I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go. Cause I got Taco Bell out there and I'm hungry and I'm going to eat it. Taco Bell baby. Authentic Mexican food. I knew you were going to fucking say that. The most authentic thing you'll get outside of Mexico. We're going to have to, Brian, you're going to have to go to Ohio, kidnap Blake and bring him down here for some real fucking taco. You act like I ain't never had real Mexican food in my life.
Speaker: You haven't. I'm not saying it's not real Mexican food. so I am. I promise you. I promise you. Unless you and no, there's no, I don't have to go to that goddamn third world country to have authentic Mexican food. I had Mexican food from a Mexican restaurant that is from a first generation. That was a great thing about living in Charleston, South Carolina, because if you want to see the definition of America being a fucking melting pot, go to Charleston, South Carolina, because with all of our military bases down there. And I say R because I feel like I am a true Charlestonian. I'm not an Ohioan, but you go to Charleston with the melting pot that it is. And with people from all over the world that come to Charleston because of a military basis, be Boeing as being the headquarters of Boeing being there. There's, there's a Mexican restaurant down there that is first generation Mexican. Hmm.
Speaker: Like they, but and back me up on this, Brian, not authentic Mexican because, and I, and I have a, because it's too clean. Why? Because they're fucking civilized and they're not a third world goddamn country. It's not about that. Like if you go to a restaurant here, you get good tacos.
Speaker: But the tacos on the street where it's like, it's clean, but it's like, yeah, let's make sure we carry some Pepto Bismol later, just in case. There's a guy here that has a food truck that's dirty as fuck. I bet you it's called Juan's best Mexican food. And that's the food truck. Juan's best Mexican food. It's so good.
Speaker: Yeah. and but and but But when you walk up to the truck, you're like, I need to take this shot. But but that yeah yeah, there's not an inspector within 10 ,000 miles. that ah And that's how you know it's good. That's how you know it's good. Oh, it's delicious. Trust me. Because i was like there's a do buying the street i was driving I was driving by one day and I was like,
Speaker: Juan's best Mexican restaurant, best Mexican food. All right, Juan. And I pulled it and he was like, or no le vato. Well, can I help you with the day essay? And I was like, I want some of your Mexican food homes. And he was like, I got you. Yeah. And it was delicious. Dude, there's a dude right now. That's how we talk to each other. Every morning and every night when I go to the store and he's got some of the best tacos in Cancun and I don't know if he's ever cleaned that grill, but I don't give a fuck because they're amazing. Yeah, whatever. It is what it is. ah and the You know what? I got a short ass song right here. and We can still get our outros and we can still, yeah I can still shout out the network and blah, blah, blah, blah. Y 'all. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Shout out to everybody who joined us. Ginger Jukebox, um Rocky,
Speaker: Brian and Chris technician. Chris technician. yeah yeah Yeah. Thank you guys for coming in and taking, taking part of the open door challenge. We appreciate you guys. We love you guys. Thank you to everybody who was listening. and Thank you guys for hanging out. Uh, we will be back tomorrow night on the network. It's Jeff's garage until then enjoy a little breeze with voices.
Speaker: Yeah, I agree with no ways. Listen, gentlemen, we appreciate you guys tuning in. We appreciate you guys. What? Oh, Brian sent a link in the chat. I know that joint. I eat there all the time. I love it. Yeah. Yeah. We can show Chris afterward. Yeah.
Speaker: You'd still break dance your ass off. Appreciate y 'all joining in. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Thank you guys. Make sure you tune in tomorrow night or tomorrow afternoon, whatever. I don't know when it's going to happen. At some point, Jeff's garage will be live. Check out the rest of the shows on the network. Mondays is men caring for men. It's men's mental health podcast. Tuesdays, Glick's house of music. This guy right here hanging out with musicians, hanging out tuning this Tuesday night. We have our list from the Southern outlaws band and Joshua Lee Nelson, who will be.
Speaker: Part of the Labor Day concert at 5 -4 distilleries, all the money and charity, all that stuff is going for the DAB, the Disabled Veterans. I will be there as well. I'm doing a statement. I'm seeing the whole, um um I'm em missing seeing the whole fucking event. So we're going to talk about that. We're going to promote that. We're going to share that.
Speaker: Wednesdays is what the fuck news. Thursdays is Cassius corners are wrestling Tom. We're gonna get Brian to come up there with us maybe this week. I'm gonna, I'll hit you up. No, no, nevermind. You're nevermind. No show this week. We gotta get Brian to come up there with us sometime when he's off. Fridays is who's argument is anyways hosted by blaze. It's just a show with guys hanging out, talking and arguing stuff. Saturday nights, nonsensical nonsense on hinge and apologetic.
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