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Speaker: What's up, everybody? We are live, raw, unhinged, uncaged, uncensored. It's nonsensical nonsense. It's Saturday. I'm Glick. Got Jeff and Tony in the house, as always.
Speaker: Hopefully you guys enjoyed your Saturday. Hopefully I did like I did. Because it's football season, everybody. Football is back. Except for the nerd in the room that would rather watch Harry Potter than watch football. What? Fuck you, Harry Potter rules.
Speaker: You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. And no one likes you. Boy, no one likes you. I led you right into it too. I know you did. I led you perfectly. Yep, exactly, Tony. Just walked right into that propeller.
Speaker: But welcome to the show, everybody. Hopefully, as I said, you guys are enjoying your weekend. If you haven't already, go ahead and check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. Don't forget to join us live. Come hang out in the chatters box. Come join us live. Hang out in the chatters box with us on YouTube and Twitch every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday at 6 p .m. And if you can't join us live, don't worry, you can listen.
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Speaker: What, Tony? You got something to say about my horny little saying? Sharing is caring. Fuck you. Like, be kind of rewind. It's classic. You should take your own advice, Jeffrey. Actually, sharing is caring. I shared it out several times yesterday. So, so.
Speaker: What on the magical mystery? I shared it right of yours into like 15 different groups. I shared it to a couple of the ones that were Walking dead since we were talking about zombies and stuff. So like all the walking dead fan sites Facebook now have nonsensical nonsense nice
Speaker: No, yeah. So, oh, fuck you. Totally forgot what I was going to say. Thought you were slick. It's not that hard to verify if you shared it or not. Verify? Go ahead and take a look. Write it down for the picture. Write it down for the picture. Don't give a fuck.
Speaker: Fake you, sir, are fake news. No. No, because I literally sat there, and I was like, this is going to be surprise. Look at this. Do you have a Mary Oxy T -shirt on? Yes, I do. They had it at the store the other day, because the 15th of September is in Mexico, the Independence Day. So I was walking through the store yesterday. I was picking up a few things for the maid to clean the house. And I saw it, and I was like, oh, you're going home with me.
Speaker: I was like, I'm wearing this on the field. I look all spiffy. Cultural appropriation. Fuck you. I got 14 compliments on it today by Mexico. So there's your appropriation.
Speaker: I'm offended. Yeah, well, that's because you're white. Most white people do get offended. I want to speak to your manager. Go ahead. He's right there. Yes, I'm the complaint department. Go ahead and email us. Nobody gives a fuck at gmail .com. You can call us at, because you're just going to get a dial tone.
Speaker: You can also call our HR department at 1 -800 -FUCK -YOUR -FEELINGS. Yeah, exactly. Fuck you, still flake. That's our website. I was taking out the garbage today and the neighbor's like, where'd you get your shirt? I was like, is that sorry on it? And he's like, I'm going to go get one. I'm like, they got like 30 of them, dude. They're like the worst version of El Mariachi.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, it's kind of like one of those tuxedo t -shirts. It's a very safe concept. So I was like, you know, if I would have had a tuxedo t -shirt, I would have totally bought that too. Instead of carrying a guitar case, you carry a ukulele case. Yeah. Ukulele. I got a violin.
Speaker: And no, I haven't been practicing. I know you haven't been practicing. It's like me and my guitar that I've had for like nine years. I got a guitar I've had for like 15 years still hanging on the wall where I mounted it. Yeah, now it's sitting here in the corner holding my Thanos club for me. Thanos club looks great on the guitar. Well, I mean, if you can figure out a way to make that Thanos club hold the guitar, now that'd be cool.
Speaker: As in like a mouth where you mount your guitar just like that? I would probably have to get a second one. Probably. Give me the Iron Man one. You know, the Hulk one? And then I could have, I could mount them onto the wall and just set the guitar on it. Speaking of which, Tony, I know you're a Marvel freak. Have you seen him watch the She -Hulk? Have you seen She -Hulk? Yes. It's decent, right?
Speaker: It's a little, it's a little cutesy. There's nothing wrong with it. It's a little cutesy. I hate people. She's more human than Hulk and I'm fine with that. She is a strong woman as far as a character. She can take care of herself. She is a symbol. Oh my god, Tony, you don't have to be woke. Calm down.
Speaker: I'm not being real. I'm just being real. I didn't know what to expect. And I don't have a problem so far. Just being honest. I'm actually enjoying it. I also started watching House of the Dragon. I haven't started that yet. There's only two episodes, so don't waste your time. Wait. I'm not going to watch it.
Speaker: It's uh, it takes a game of thrones so uh, I you know, uh every time I go on to my Door dash app. Well, it's I use rappy but whatever uh, or anytime I open up a lot of my apps I get an ad for
Speaker: HBO Plus and you can watch Hustle Dragon. So I was sitting here last night. I was like, you know what? I'm gonna watch this shit. It's not terrible. But it's... Before you keep going. Go ahead.
Speaker: what? 10 minutes in. Go ahead. Go ahead. What? You always have an agenda. We always start to ramble. You always made that face. So, oh, no, no, I was I was just taking a deep breath. II was actually, I was actually listening because the CGI in that show is amazing.
Speaker: I thought there was a brand new Harry Potter mini or spin off show that just came out. No, it's not a spin off. It's actually a video game called Harry. It's Hogwarts legacy. And it comes out, I think next month or next year. But holy shit. I don't know if you've seen it, but it looks amazing. Like I might have to actually break down and buy it. Because it looks really cool.
Speaker: It's not. Harry Potter and Amazing are not typically a few words that I use in the same sentence. It's not necessarily geared for kids, like most of the old Harry Potter games. It's geared for fans.
Speaker: I was trying not to hit the button twice in 10 minutes. You call me nerd all you want. That shit's, I don't know what it is. I find it amazing. I find it fun. It's like you in football. I mean, you guys sit there and talk about football and wrestling all the fucking times we do. And, and I don't complain. Well, not too much, but at the end of the day, it's, it's, uh, an interest.
Speaker: I'm not. I cannot get into sports. I have no interest whatsoever. You need to get some interest in sports. I do. I played Tiger Woods Golf today. So, I played some sports. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker: Um, he doesn't remember. He's thinking about wrestling. No, I was actually trying to move. I mean, he shaved his head all clean and everything. Will you go ahead, please? I do that. I do that every couple of weeks. Yeah, but it looks ridiculous when I have him. Will you go ahead, please? I'll do mine tomorrow. It looks ridiculous when I have Adam. You look ridiculous, period. Will you go ahead, please? You're just jealous of my hair. I'm jealous of the fact that I have hair. You're jealous of the fact that I have a beard.
Speaker: You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. I'm telling you, take the time, watch some fucking movies. They rag on that dude, the guy with the glasses, screw up both fucking movies.
Speaker: No, I don't, what Tony's talking about, I don't want to go too much into details yet until everything's all worked out and whatnot. But the show has a pretty big opportunity coming up here soon. Shout out to Mike Peters and thank you for the opportunity. If you hear this. Thank you, Mike. Once I get all the full details and all that jazz, then I will put it out there.
Speaker: Just say we're gonna be joining a community. Nice. So to say, we're joining the call. This motherfucker just did what he did. The last night, he was busting at the seams. I was, I was, I'm super excited about it. No, you know what, it's an exciting thing. It's called a tease, Tony. Calm down. It's not that thing you said. I am, that's why I hate him.
Speaker: Yes. Okay. Yeah, we're going to be... Because I was looking at it for like 20 minutes and I was like, yes, the context would be nice. No, yeah. I was just like... Click on the fucking link, dummy. I wasn't a link. I didn't see the link. I just stopped sending racist videos in our Snapchat all the time. I haven't sent racist videos in a while. And actually do something that pertains to the show. Click the fucking link, dummy. I am the worst racist ever. No, I think Luke had you beat yesterday.
Speaker: Oh my God, dude. I'm the worst racist. So, you know, golf talk, right? Yeah. Yeah, we met last night. Oh, okay. Oh, shit. Not in person. Oh, okay. We were doing the fantasy football podcast last night. Right. And golf talk, Tony added a couple more spots. Speaking of which, did you hear from Tim?
Speaker: I have nuts and golf off was like, I'm down. Send me an invite. Send me a link. So I told him, I said, just add us on, on Instagram or whatever. And I'll shoot you the link cover for the fantasy football. Right. So he added me and I went to go follow him back. I said, Holy shit, golf, you're black.
Speaker: And I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it anywhere negative at all. Out of all our listeners, I would have, based on the name alone, I would have been like, yeah, that's a white dude. The comments that he's had. I don't even admit that, but Jesus, this son of a bitch, yeah. No filter. No filter last time. I was just like, holy shit, Gulf, you're black.
Speaker: He's like, he didn't know. You know what, the best response to him was like, wait, are you serious? Oh, shit. Shit, I gotta get a mirror. No, but as I said to Tony and Nancy last night, I said, you know, Gulf is one of our OG fans. Like, he's been listening since early on. And, you know, he's
Speaker: Nancy was awesome. Tony's playing with these, trying to find the clip, I'm assuming. That shit was personal. I would recommend a snake trap. But some of the conversations we've had and some of the comments that you dropped on us, and stuff like that, I would have never guessed in a million years. But like I said. What does a black guy comment sound like, Chris? I'm trying to show you.
Speaker: No, but you know what? Well, no, in the comment, I mean, what is a comment? What is one of the comments that you would say, oh, that's a black guy? Nothing. No, it was just it just blew my mind because, like I said, which, as I said last night, that made him makes him like in my books a million times cooler than what he already was. Oh, yeah. Because he's been here. He's been here. This motherfucker here.
Speaker: he's been here for some wild conversations and he still comes around and he still takes part in the show and everything like and everything like that so it's just like oh this motherfucker's cooler than what I already thought he was and he's a handsome and he's a good looking dude too he's a good looking cat take your word for that
Speaker: Well, it's like, uh, I'm like busted rubbers, who's an ugly son of a bitch. We let ugly people listen to my buddy sign. I heard talking because he's actually coming to work with us. And, uh, and, and I, I took all my cameras so we could video chat and he's like, is that a Mexican flag behind you? I said, yeah.
Speaker: He's like, you are the worst racist ever. I said, wait, hold on. And then I turned it and showed him my Confederate flag that I have as well. And he's like, yep, it's official. Worst racist ever. Because you're white, which automatically makes you racist in some cases. You got a Confederate flag, which leans more towards racist.
Speaker: That just nails it right there. Let me be clear. Your best, one of your best friends is a black guy. I mean, you are the worst racist ever. Yeah. What are you going to do?
Speaker: He won't have any friends. He's one of my best friends I've ever had. I love the dude to death. He's, I consider him my brother. Like, you know, you said you have, you have people in the chat that come in that you're like, that's, that dude's my brother. You know, that's Cy. Is he the Cowboys fan?
Speaker: Yes. Yeah. I know. I was like, you know what? My two best friends are just never going to get along. And I'm pretty serious about how to stay fit, too. I'm like, I need to get these motherfuckers in a room just once. You need better friends, Jeff. I'm just saying. I know. I feel fancy with the... Yeah, you're probably right. It looks like you're the common denominator here, Chris. You're the problem.
Speaker: i've been trying to shake you for 25 fucking years and you just don't go nowhere so maybe if i become the problem and then you'll be like you'll be like you know what you just can't be friends anymore
Speaker: But I can, I can change Jeff. I promise we should still be there as I walk away. May I pause? May I close the conversation for a second, please? Sure. Sure. I just wanted to make sure. Most epic shit. Fucking ever. Fucking ever.
Speaker: Yeah. Golf is... Hold on a second. Now Smoke said he can't do the holiday night. Oh no. What is Sunday the holiday night? Monday's a... Holy shit! Colpauk is a black guy!
Speaker: Look at Nancy's face. Look at Nancy's face. She just tried to go out about her business. Epic shock. I thought my mic was muted, too. And this is for the whole world. I thought it was for the Nancy world. I don't make this shit up. I don't make this shit up. I'm wearing it. Oh, shit. What?
Speaker: I didn't realize my mic was unmuted when I said that. After being on your time, nothing, nothing shocks me anymore. Absolutely nothing. You see the comments? Look at going for those comments. I didn't explain what was left.
Speaker: Oh, hell no. Holy crap, I didn't know that. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
Speaker: They caught me I have been figured out I have been found out
Speaker: And as I said, there's nothing wrong with it. I was just shocked because of... If you would have told me without confirming, you know, looking at pictures and stuff and saying, you know, golf's a black dude. I was like, wait, are you sure? Because he says some white stuff a lot. He literally sounds like a white dude.
Speaker: Oh man, that's hilarious. What's white stuff, Jeffrey? Shut up, Chris. You thought it was white, too. Fuck you. Well, I mean, I don't really think anything. I was just like I said, because he's been around so long on the show. We haven't always been woke once. I mean, we get more woke when Tony came out.
Speaker: I would not say that. Yeah, we were never woke. It doesn't take long. It doesn't take long. 23 minutes in. We've been nerded three times. The political incorrectness. Your face was priceless. Tony just sat there
Speaker: That would be the only thing to make it better is if Tony would have hit that button as soon as you said it. I want to show the rest because afterwards he was kind of like quiet. I don't think I said anything bad. I didn't feel like I said anything bad.
Speaker: That's what I said. I didn't mean it in any negative way or anything like that. I was, as I said, golf's been around on the show for a long time since the very early stages. I got two words for you, Nancy's face. And that's what I said. That makes it even cooler in my opinion now because - Five points right there. Yeah.
Speaker: just because I know some of the conversations that we've had. And I know like, and it's conversations that we are all three, you know, not that they're super bad conversations, but you know, we like to - We go on to weird subjects too.
Speaker: Yeah, we like to tiptoe and dance around things. Or warm right through them screaming with our hair on fire. A habitual line crosser here. How you doing? Name's Blake, also known as the champ. I see you got a fancy line right there. It looks like it needs a good crossing.
Speaker: There's that old Bugs Bunny. He's like, do not cross this line. He just steps over. Do not cross this line, steps over. That's us. We are the Bugs Bunny of that line. Yeah. Just moving a little bit further. Oh, man, that's hard. And Tony won't admit to it, but he's just as guilty. And if he won't, and if he's not guilty, he's guilty by association, so. Yeah, there you go. Y 'all had a problem with that shit.
Speaker: If we go down, you're going down with us, Tony. Yeah, you're going with us. We have to handcuff ourselves, too.
Speaker: You can be our anchor to keep us all good as we try to run away. You know what we are? Tony's our parent and one of those little kids in the mall unleashes. Get your ass back here. I thought you were going to say Tony was Jiminy Cricket. He's the worst Jiminy Cricket ever.
Speaker: I'm a real boy. Shit. Holy shit, go back to black guy. Yeah, that's going to be one of those things I'm not allowed to look down on. Yeah. Every time he comes up with a chat where we're like, wait, Chris, don't look now, but there's a black guy in the chat. What?
Speaker: of the
Speaker: And they say a shocking, well, to them, they're like, the shocking fact is when GPS came out, the US government gave the public the worst one of the two. I'm like, yes, they did. Well, no, but I mean, duh, Tony, if you build something that you're going to build for the public, aren't you going to keep the best part? Well, here's the kicker. Everything they give you is already 30 years been used.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. That's what I mean. That was, that was my point. I was like, wait, this is supposed to be shocking. I knew this. And I didn't know the history. Those of us with prior military experience will know that conspiracy theorists will already know that the common person does not. But what, what I found funny was one of the things they said, what are they going to do when people, when, when all the power goes out and you can't charge your phone and your military. Absolute asshole. Go ahead.
Speaker: What's going on, Pat? That's the video we need. Pat, what's good? But it was soon as I heard it. Welcome to Conspiracy Hour with Jeff and Tony. Oh, I can do you all day with this shit. I'm your Wiki Wiki DJ. I'm the ones and twos spinning the tracks behind them. I'm the ones and twos. Holy shit, books a DJ. Oh, no. Holy shit, Dick Flick thinks he's a DJ. That's a bit more scary.
Speaker: Just tune in to listen, appreciate you listening. Hey. Appreciate you listening, shit. No, I do, not necessarily the conspiracy aspect of it, but I do like shows like that, like how it was made and everything. I don't know if you, did you watch the history of swear words yet, Chris?
Speaker: no i probably won't it's hosted by nick cage dude you totally gotta watch it it's fucking hilarious because it's nick cage he's like the history of fucking goes back unbelievable when i was watching um something on discovery plus it was like
Speaker: uh the origins behind abandoned like factories and shit like that oh yeah basically like how they were just essentially doomed to fail
Speaker: Right. Some of them, I mean, they served their purpose. But then once they served their purpose, there was no longevity for it. So you got these massive fucking structures just out in the middle of bump up nowhere around the world. Well, I mean, there was a back in the 40s, late 40s, early 50s Tucker.
Speaker: guys i can't remember his first name but he built the tucker car only 50 of them were ever made his name was tuck tucker no i want to say christian but
Speaker: don't leave you hanging. He got a factory to build these Tucker's and basically he only used a quarter of it and was able to have a whole assembly line because the idea was if the Tucker car takes off, he can basically build a
Speaker: The big three killed Tucker Cars. The big three have killed a lot of cars. Oh, you want to play that music again? Because I can go into that. The water car alone. The factory was built.
Speaker: originally during the war to build tanks and planes for the U .S. Army when the war was over and they just sold it. They sold it to Tucker for like, what would be the equivalent of like a hundred grand? Yeah. Where it's like a, it's a multi -billion dollar bill. And yeah, there's a lot of facilities like that. I think it's, I think there's one,
Speaker: like Germany or Russia or something like that it was a communications building served its purpose during World War one or two or two or whatever something like that but it was only
Speaker: Now it's abandoned, but they still use it for like telecommunication. Like AT &T or whatever. Yeah, but I guarantee you, if it's that old, basically everything in there is right here. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, everything they did in there, they did the work for like, what, 400 people, and I can all do it with a cell phone now. Yeah. I would not surprise people. You can't beat it.
Speaker: Well, I mean, the thing I was watching about that GPS is like, the problem is, is like, Chris, you're, you're, you're idiot redneck, just like me. If we get lost out in the middle of the woods, if we get - And then he built his right behind it. What? I'm just clarifying.
Speaker: The point is is like if we if we fell out of an airplane and we landed in the middle of woods mill nowhere We'd be able to find our way out. We'd be able to survive Yeah, okay, I mean people do 90 % of the 98 % of the population today could not know they couldn't
Speaker: where no, it's strange that they become strange that you can't navigate by the stars or you couldn't the two stuck on GPS. Yeah, you can't figure out a compass. Most people don't get trained to live their life. Everybody's relying on technology instead of nature. And I can honestly say you can use the stars all you want. I've been other places in the world. The stars look the same because they are.
Speaker: What what he's saying is I couldn't use the stars to navigate so you can't find the North Star I mean I can but I'm not gonna I'm not I'm not If you're in the middle fucking woods you got nothing on you but a pocket knife You can't find the North Star to get the fuck out of the woods I Whisper to them to the leaves and the trees and I speak to the animals. I become one I
Speaker: Hey, Pocahontas, come back. I'll just say. I'll take you a lesson. But, I mean, like, if you literally drop me anywhere in the world, I can find the North Star and get the fuck out of there. You'll be good, then. See, you got it better than most people. Right. But the fact that 98 % of the rest of the planet can't do that boggles my mind.
Speaker: Yeah, but it's like if you don't know, it's like if you don't know modern technology for the most part, it boggles other people's minds. Yeah. I mean, I mean, the fact that there's, I work online all day and I'm on Google all day, but I keep finding new shit and people are like, yeah, that's been around since like 2010. I'm like, fuck you. It's cool. I just found it. Get out the fucking house. Fuck you. Sorry.
Speaker: Get out of the house. Well, yeah, seriously. I mean, like, Tony, could you do that? I mean, you've had paramilitary training or you've had military training. I didn't need to with my job, but I will say that. No, I didn't myself. No, didn't have to. I was like, we do. Be aware. We're great. Take me to the boy's couch. Lady box and a gusset fling. Very good.
Speaker: I don't know who they are, but enjoy yourself. Pokemon cards. Pokemon cards work. For me.
Speaker: No, I don't have to. First and foremost, first and foremost, Jeff, you already know what Tony says. I ain't taking my black ass in the woods. You got me fucked up. I will say that first and foremost. I know you. You've said it on this show. I've said that before. And I will tell you, when I was in college, I did try to tell time by how the sun was. I was teaching myself that because I was just going on my own when every now and then when I would get bored, I would just try and pick up something new to keep my mind on. I used to be able to look at the sun and tell you exactly what time was.
Speaker: I used to be able to - I never got it super accurate, but I can tell you if it's - But trying to navigate by the stars blows my mind, especially when the earth rotates the same around the sun and the stars move. What you see as part of the galaxy is supposed to move. Right. I don't necessarily 100 % understand it, but that is an aspect of original cultures, if you will.
Speaker: They were able to do that. Even when they built the pyramids, they built it directly to over the star and it's true. No, I'm like, yeah, I haven't gotten there. It's about fucking time. Brian's here. Are you able to come up? Are you able to come up is all I want to know. No, but I mean, like you could literally drop me on the woods with a with a with a knife. Six months later, I'll come out. You sound like that dude on a hunt for Red October. You can give me a map in the compass and I can fly you through the mountains in a plane with no windows. I understand that.
Speaker: understand that I just can't do it. He dropped Jeff into the woods with nothing but a knife. He ain't coming out. He's not coming out. He's eaten by a bear. He's not coming out. And we find his what's left of his. I grew up in the woods. Six months.
Speaker: My closest neighbor was what, a mile and a half? There's a big difference between the woods that we grew up in and that we ran around in. Oh no, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong. Outside of like the rainforest or the Himalayas. You know, an actual forest. You know what, actually, I was watching a documentary. I don't know if you've seen that guy. He kind of like hits back around the world. He watched his documentary, so he thinks he can do it now.
Speaker: No, he hitchhiked around the world. Jeff shouldn't have been eaten by those wolves instead of raised by them. But like he was saying that if you're in the Amazon rainforest, you're in the Amazon rainforest. You can't see the stars. What's going on right now? I don't believe that. Because it's so thick. I don't believe that. I mean, you can't see it. You have to find a clearing. Yeah, you have to find a clearing or climb a fucking tree.
Speaker: I think I would do really well on the naked and afraid. I just don't want to be naked. I don't mind being afraid. I just don't want to be naked. Why are we naked? Why are we naked? Why do I gotta be naked? Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve. Give me at least, I'll go shirtless, but give me a pair of shorts or at least some. I'm not going to dance. The only game show I would have done is the Amazing Race. I would have loved to have done that. That would have been fun. That would have been fun. That would have been amazing.
Speaker: but yeah I don't know if you saw that chick with a catapult the watermelon that looked like that fucking hurt you haven't seen that video no they have to
Speaker: God damn it, Jeff. We watched different types of videos. It's been six months. See, no, she has to shoot a watermelon with his giant catapult or giant slingshot basically across the field. And she does it. It comes back and smacks her right in the face. Yeah, that's amazing. She shouldn't be alive. She shouldn't be alive. You think it's going to knock you off? She got absolutely rocked by that thing. Every time I see that video, I know it's coming, but I lose it every time because I'm like,
Speaker: Brian, on your road trip to the airport, you need to play the show from last night. Two broadcasts that I did, and I threw them in the group chat we got. I mean, the text message group we got. Listening to both broadcasts. I think if I could have done an amazing race, I would have totally fucked you up.
Speaker: I made out of one. I'm not saying I win. There wasn't so much of a, I mean, I mean, everything was, everything was already taken care of and paid for. You just had to handle everything once you got there. That would have been fun. That, that, that I would have, that I would have tried to do. I would have done that. I would have done American gladiators.
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, I mean, I think I think I could, there's no doubt in my mind, I think I could do Naked and Afraid because as I'm watching the show, they give them shit to start a fire. You were naked and you were afraid. Well, they give them stuff to start a fire. He was naked and everybody in the room was afraid. All right.
Speaker: They're like, holy shit. They're touching it on his ass. Did you order the tip? No, but yeah. Of course Sasquatch is going to survive. This is unfair. I'm just wandering around the woods, making it my natural habitat. They give you a bow and arrow. They give you fishing line and hooks. Exactly. I mean, shit. You know, around the rig, I did like Double Dare. Double Dare was a dope kids game show. That really was dope. Yeah, Double Dare was awesome. Tony, do you think you'd do American Ninja Warrior?
Speaker: That's the only way of doing the little obstacle course over the water. Yeah. Yeah, we would all get fucked up. But yeah, I'd do that for fun. Oh, yeah. We would all get messed up. Although I saw a dude the other day. No, I want to do that show. Wipeout. Fuck American Digital. Yes. Yes. Although I've only seen one person cross those giant balls. Well, I've seen a lot of people do it. One chick, she's frog -leaved onto him, where she kind of flat out become a frog on him.
Speaker: I would have had it. Yeah, that's what I want to do, Brian. That would be fun. Which one? Oh, y 'all go ahead and wipe out. Yeah, y 'all go for it. Give me American Gladiators with recent double damage. Somebody actually died on that show? Problem was, though. Wipe out? Problem was, hard attack. Hard attack. No. Bust his neck on them fucking giant balls.
Speaker: He jumped him, bounced back, and it smacked him, smacked him back his head on the platform. He keeps singing that shit like it's nothing. It's a normal day in Jeff's world.
Speaker: I don't know. I was reading a thing. I was I was reading a thing online about weird things about reality shows and like for six or eight months. Yeah, you know how scary Jeff's Google search must be Tony.
Speaker: I'll refuse to look at it. I don't Google search anything. It's all stuff like, you know, Facebook goes to show you like 10 weird facts or, you know, 25 strange things about Disney and stuff like that. And I'll go into it and just spend 20 minutes going through that shit. Sure, buddy. Sure thing, pal. You say so. I'll start sending you fuckers links. No. You already do. I got enough.
Speaker: I'll just be like you and I, you know, I won't, I won't click the link. Send you something important for the show and you're just like. It's not big balls. It's not big balls on my neck. I don't care. Giant, giant red balls. I don't care. I would probably struggle with most of them. I ain't going to lie. Sure, Jeff. I'm sure you do. You know what? But it would be fun.
Speaker: That's a good question. I'm about to ask that too. No, I don't like this. No, I don't like this. I don't 100 % understand it for real. So it's an absolute pain in the ass. I'm surprised you're not on it. I am 99 % drama on discord.
Speaker: I've heard. That's what I didn't want to do. That's all I did. I was on this discord a couple of years back. You ran towards drama. You were like, drama? Yeah, right. That's me, too. I'm like, Chris and Kate. You're like, meh. I don't even like Kate. I know, but you're a fat guy, so I had to just give it to you. Have you looked at your tiny little self in the mirror lately? Fuck you. I am only 104 foot tall. You're four foot tall, and you're four and a half feet around. You're like that little fat blueberry bitch from Willy Wonka.
Speaker: Now walking around here looking like fucking walking around here looking like that fucking dwarf from more to the ring or yeah, from more to the rings. I don't know. I never really finished it.
Speaker: I saw them once a piece and I need to watch them again because I'll never remember their names or the people on Harry Potter. I can't remember none of this. Keep it up. You're going to be the first you're going to be the first Hobbit on my 600 pound life. He's a giant Hobbit. I can't watch that show. I cannot watch that show. Some of those reality shows. I don't watch a whole lot of reality shows period. Yeah, you're not a fan of reality because you can see. If you watch it. Yeah, exactly. I used to watch them for fun. I'm old and tired of watching them.
Speaker: Yeah, well, I mean, I used to watch that story until I found out that some of those buildings they were by were staged. Yeah, they're all staged. Yeah, I was gonna say 99 % of the reality TV is staged. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: I mean, give me, give me, if you want to see a real reality show, just follow, like, just show up with a fucking camera, no editing, nothing. Just, this is what happened. It's like three hours and somebody's sleeping. Well, what fucked me up with reality TV is when MTV started promoting teenage pregnancy. Yeah. And making it look like it was cool. I was done after the flavor of love girls for the most part.
Speaker: when I checked shit on the floor? No, that was the first season, the flavor, flavor, shit. I take that back, I take that back. The last thing I watched was, I think it was couples therapy or marriage bootcamp. Now I'm gonna tell everybody up in here, those are good. Those are good. If you ever watched marriage bootcamp or couples therapy, those are great shows, but I watch the real life. I watched the real life, I used to watch
Speaker: You know what the best reality show was? All of them shits. And I just got old. When they had you. Hoops, listen, listen, listen. Hold on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jeff. I'm sorry. I truly apologize. And I'm going to ask you all forgive me, even though I don't give a fuck another, do you? Random Rick, may half of your sins be forgiven for that statement right there. Hoops. And she was for real.
Speaker: You had my 100 % support on that. Yeah, because she was an athlete. Oh God. She was a great basketball player. She was a great, and they showed it. She was a beast of a basketball player. And she wasn't talking. I liked reality shows like that, Brian. Like Monster to Garage or, you know, or like the Fortune Fire. Shout out to Delicious. Fortune Fire is my show. I love that goddamn show. But like the problem I have with car shows,
Speaker: is they dumb it down for somebody like you to understand. And I'm going, yeah, we know, righty -tighty, lefty -loosy. We get it. Go ahead. I fast -forward to the end, because I just want to see what the car looks like. Yeah, I think you just want to see what the car looks like. I'm not sitting there watching for an hour, but just give me the last episode. I fast -forward to the last five minutes so I can see the finished product. But no, like, Porsche and Fire, that's my jam. Bar Rescue, I've been getting into that. But that damn junk, what's his name? John Tafferty, he kills me. That man's got.
Speaker: Jeff, back to your favorite subject. Big balls. That man's got some fucking random big old brass balls. Uh, big old brass balls on John Tafferty. That man will walk right in the middle of your club and snatch you up and curse you the fuck out. Most likely media. Good Lord. Okay. I think I know what you're talking about. Monster house is cool. I do like, I do like some of the home remodel ones. Some of them kill me because it's like,
Speaker: We have a $200 ,000 budget, and then they build a $10 million home. And I'm like, sorry, I've been doing that for way too long. What you used to build it and what is worth of two different things? We all got that. Well, no, but what was worse was, you ever saw the extreme home makeover?
Speaker: watching the extreme face and body makeovers in the world. Those were great, except for I found out about six months into watching, I found out that the hosts would show up, do their spot, and then fucking leave. They didn't actually help build the fucking house. And I was like, that's fucked up. No, the one I'm talking about is, what's that, the surreal life? Surreal life is good.
Speaker: You want to see the you want a reality show that'll fucking kill put Erica strata and vanilla ice together 24 hours a day fucking genius
Speaker: The dude that did Girls Gone Wild with Flavor Flav cussed his ass out, I was dying. Dickface Joe, that's your name from now on. Dickface Joe. But Eric started with just a story called Vanilla Ice, Johnny Rocket all the time. Any second, he just, phew. That's true. But that show, I liked that.
Speaker: You fucking mechanical junkies y 'all. Brian is right. The problem was great. The problem with overhauling came down to one problem. It made everybody think that building a car could be done in a week.
Speaker: That's the problem with fortune buyer for me because now I think I can be a fucking blacksmith. Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm sending a message to my wife. Can I build a forge? Pit my ride wasn't bad, Brian. The first couple of seasons. The problem with my ride once again. They didn't do a car when they build a car on pit my ride. It looks like they're they got it for like a week, maybe two where they were in reality. They had it for six fucking months.
Speaker: How do you know they had it for six months? Because you got an order on the parts and then redo everything. I can hear him on it. I thought it would have been three. Because it's been exposed. It's been exposed. One person literally, they had a car for six months. Yeah, a suit. That was a terrible issue. Hold it for the last commercial break. Yes. And I can see that that paint job took a week to get done. I knew that the paint job took at least a week.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean. On all those cars, yeah. The layout, just to do the body work on a car, even if you got five guys working on it, to get it as nice as they had it, that takes a week. Somebody's Wi -Fi is getting weak. Glick, I'm assuming, is you. Probably. Look at the symbol on top. I don't have a symbol like that. Usually, I have the... Yeah, it might be yours to...
Speaker: Oh, no, I'm looking at my symbols now. So I got all my bars, but the best rap in the world. I got all my bars. You are not in former. So stop. No, I'm not because I don't talk about this. He's the greatest rapper.
Speaker: That is what he said I actually forgot that on purpose Jesus Canada Canada you could bring that Brian Adams and take informal back. How about that shit?
Speaker: Oh, I have I have a little home Go on to Google and put in fist 50 most popular women and read me who number seven is
Speaker: Wait a minute, put in what? 50 most popular women. You want Google or period 50 most popular women? Google. I'm not on Google, I'm on the other one. And then the first one. I'm on another browser. Oh, OK. Well, hold on.
Speaker: I'm about to type it in anyway. I think the motherfucker heard you. Selena Gomez. I think it heard you, because I didn't even type it in already. A link goes to, the first link should be a ABC. Number seven is Taylor Swift. Okay, then you're not getting the right article. I saw the video, basically there's a - Justin Bieber. Yep, it's Justin Bieber. How fucking hilarious is that? The number one I got up here right now is Oprah.
Speaker: Yeah, you're looking you're looking at the very first link that pops up. Yeah, that that when you Google it because I googled it as well. And that's what I was looking at. And also you want us on ABC News dot go. Yeah. Yeah. And look at number seven is.
Speaker: Jesus Christ. That is so disrespectful. That is so disrespectful. Maybe he is a woman. I saw a TikTok that. And I was like, wait. And it literally didn't say who it was. So I was like, OK, I got to do this. Maybe he is a woman. Hell. Oh, shit. It says Justin Bieber's number seven. Poor Justin Bieber. This is the second time of the week that Teen Hops, Rob, and perpetual trending top of my Twitter has sent the internet into a chizzy. He has also been accused of not knowing the meaning of the word German.
Speaker: Yeah. He's Canadian. He's Canadian. He's Canadian. Yeah, he's Canadian. Y 'all can keep him Canada, by the way. Yeah. He pissed me off years ago. Y 'all can keep him. Georgia stomped a mud hole in Oregon today. I didn't even watch it. It was supposed to be a close game. It just ended or ended just a little bit ago. 49 to three.
Speaker: It was supposed to be, Oregon was supposed to be good. So pretty much, there you are. Georgia's trying to go for another title. First of all, good luck, Georgia. Arkansas beats Cincinnati, that's not good. Yeah, that just happened. That's not good. Sweet Jesus, that's not good at all. Shaking up the top 10 in day one, and I can't wait because my boys fucking stomp a mud hole. So they're going to climb up the ranks.
Speaker: What do we have here? Especially after Notre Dame or Ohio State loses tonight. We have 49 to three good guys. American Chopper, the problem, Brian, was the dumbest fucking show ever. No, because they were trending. Bikes were cool. Yeah, people were trying to make those bikes. Bikes were cool. I didn't even watch it. I just know it was. But until you went and tried to buy one of those bikes, those bikes cost 100 grand a piece, Tony. Yeah. Yeah, because of the TV show. Yeah. And we'll call that. I'm not buying that shit.
Speaker: You know, I got a lot better things. I can spend a hundred grand on the new accurate NSX. Oh my God. I saw one on the highway when I was in Pennsylvania last week. Oh, I want that. Oh, that accurate NSX. When I saw the 2017, it was a hybrid. I was like, I got to hit the lottery.
Speaker: Tony, did you see the new Dodge Challenger? They're not making any more, no. The electric one? Yes. They're not making any more. I think it's the last year they're going to make the charges in the Challenger. 2023 is the last one they're making. Yes. Oh, there's some nine minutes left in this game, Tony. That electric one looks cool.
Speaker: But it's trash. And it sounds cool because it's got, they actually have speakers in it. So it makes the sound of an engine, but that's just not cool. Gotcha. What the hell are you talking about? The new challenges and the new chargers. I think I did see a video that dude was pulling up with one and they had the fake car sound on it. Why would you do that? Why would you say that? It really has a fake car sound. It's an electric vehicle. Let's fucking idiot it.
Speaker: I mean, I can literally do that with my, if I buy a Tesla, I can do the same thing. You put a stereo system in your car. It's not like they, uh, something like they turned it into an SUV. They did the Mustang when they made it electric.
Speaker: Whatever you want to call it. That's not a Mustang. I don't know what it is. I don't know. Brian, if I ever see you in that car, I'm going to talk about your ass forever. It's technically called a crossover. What? It's a crossover SUV. He's going to type a Dodge Hornet in the chat, and I just googled that little ugly looking motherfucker. He he he he he he. He just respect for a bastard. He's going to just randomly. This is going to shit in the comments. I think I'm not going to talk about your stupid ass.
Speaker: Goddamn, good job, Chad. A Dodge wanted, looked like a damn, what's that car? Austin Powers had. That's Austin Martin, TDM. Austin Powers was not driving on Austin Martin in that damn TV. Yes he was. Who was the car? Oh, was he? The little box car, the little box car he had. Oh, that was him. No, he drove on Jack. It was called the Jaguar. It was called the Jaguar. Oh, you talking about the one he took in the 70s?
Speaker: The little boss car that everybody bought after the movie. The Mini Cooper. The Mini Cooper, thank you. Definitely that hornet looks like a damn Mini Cooper that's been to the gym. Yeah, it's that hornet. That's what's coming out. Y 'all can have that shit. No.
Speaker: I want the grand Wagoneer. That is the moneymaker right now. Tim Conrad. Do me a favor. Check your own message on Twitter, please. Hang on, Jeff. I'm coming. Hang on, Jeff. Tim, check your comment. Check your message on Twitter. You are actually number 12 right now. And good damn you for changing my name, you bastard. What? Nobody touched that. Your name's Tony.
Speaker: What do you fucker change my name? What do you fucker change my name? What do you fucker change my name?
Speaker: You just spelled it right, Tony. What are you so mad about? I spell corrected it for you. I spell checked it. Back to that wagon here. As cool as that thing is, I don't think it's going to do very well because it's so expensive. That fucking wagon here is a monster.
Speaker: No, it's, it's, it's, it's got everything. I got to challenge you on this. I got to challenge you on this. Everybody I know who has ever had a Jeep never had a complaint about it. So I think I would say that Jeep people love their Jeep. They love their Jeep. So this one's going to be around for a fucking minute. Yeah. That goddamn wagon here is a monster. You seen the price tag of that motherfucker? Yeah. It's like 150.
Speaker: 180, the one I saw down here a couple months ago. We looked about that one time. And it wasn't even top of the line. The MSRP is one for the top of the line. Negative. You're late to join the league. There's a whole thing about that right now. We're putting you in the league with us, Tim. So go ahead and join so we can set up, because we're working on having a draft Monday, and we're probably going to change some shit up. I need you to get it ASAP and stand by. Brian, you too, damn it.
Speaker: It's a beautiful vehicle. It's got all the bells and whistles. It is super luxurious inside. It's everything. But that price tag though. Jeff, I'm going to say it again. And it's the only reason why I go against what you're saying. They have a very high quality rating for the past 30 years that I know of. I get it. I totally get that. So I think people will spend the money and they will not be sold. Take five people that's got 180 grand that you personally know that can go by this fucking thing. You, you, you, you and you.
Speaker: I can go buy one. Thank you. I can go buy one. Tony can go buy one. You can go buy one. No, no, no, no. And actually afford it. You're not paying 180 grand out of your pocket at the dealership that day. That's a mortgage. Their condo is a mortgage. No, I do 100%. I just got that goddamn bully who pays like three grand a month for it.
Speaker: It's more than that. It was more than that, because he's got everything. He's got everything. There's a blowjob feature in there. I bet. Go to commercial. Go to break. Go to break. Go to break. Go to break. Go to break. And then on top of that, this motherfucker just goes out and bought a new bike, too. Yeah. GV80, I don't know about that.
Speaker: Oh, that I can look up. I don't know that one. No, I just saw his post on Facebook. Oh, it's a Genesis. OK. Yeah, it's a Hyundai. Wait, he bought a new bike today? Yeah, he bought a red one. It was on Facebook. Oh, shit, Brian. He was looking at the track, and he ended up buying the other one. Is that pretty much the same thing as a Telluride or no? GV, what is it, 80? Oh, is that 80?
Speaker: Oh no, he's just thinking about that bike. Oh. That's a Harley, it looks like. Yeah, he's nice. Yeah, I was going to say, no, his, his, his, his background picture on his, on his Facebook page, Jeff. That's the bike he has now. It's a triked out Bouldering.
Speaker: triked out gold wing. Yeah. One of my supervisors had one. Yeah. Them gold wing trikes. Jesus Christ, those fuckers are expensive. Dude, that GV80, the interior of that. Let's see the interior pictures on that fucker. Damn. I'm in. How much is this fucker? I have a problem with Hyundai.
Speaker: Not anymore, you don't. Listen, dude, you've been out of the country for 20 years. Let me go ahead and tell you. They have come a long fucking way. It's that stigma. It's the stigma. Dude, the stigma's gone. That stigma sticks with me. The stigma is gone. Let me talk to you for a second, because the wife has a Kia Sorrento. She bought the brand new one 2017. I'm fucking impressed with it. Hey, you know what? Kia's back in the day were shit. But the only reason we bought it was
Speaker: The warranty. The warranty? Yes. It was like 10 year, 100 ,000 miles. Yes. And it still is. And it's still, well, now here it's 750. That's what I'm saying. Up here, they come a long way, dude. It's quality. And I drove it on the highway. You could do 100. You don't feel it. You don't feel it. I'm looking at the 2023 Stinger GT. Too small for me. I like that car, but it's too small for me. It's a Stinger.
Speaker: Yes, it's too small for me. Gentlemen, as riveting as this conversation is. Oh, he wants to go to commercial now that we're not talking something he was talking about. You should have went three minutes ago. Let's go. You guys have been talking about this thing for 45 minutes now. No, he wasn't. Shut your fucking mouth. It's my show. I do it all over. It's my show.
Speaker: Oh, you work for me, bitch. Nah, I'm the founder. You're the commissioner. I was killing him the other night. But somebody doesn't want to be in charge. You sure got a lot to fucking say.
Speaker: This is why I was telling you, this is why I kept saying, shut the fuck up. It's hard to step back and not like, you know. It is, it is. And I was trying real hard, but then I was like, well, you know, if you do this. For you really? Where do you go? He was trying, he was. I've known you for 25 plus years. I've known him for 86 episodes. I've known him for 86 episodes. Let me tell you, he was trying.
Speaker: I was trying, but yeah, we're gonna take a real quick break. It will be quick. It will be quick. A little Blacktop Mojo for you. Check them out wherever you listen to music and on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. Check out their tour date. They might be coming to a town near you, like they are near me.
Speaker: in two days and I'm celebrating if I'm going or not, but I'll whip your ass if you don't. You will lose that fight. You will lose that fight as much as you've been talking about them many time and listen to their music. Don't go to the concert to see what happened to you. 160 sibs exos in. I will message Jodie. There hasn't been a single episode where we haven't mentioned Black Dot Mojo except for me. Since I've been here, no. They are break music. We've mentioned them every show multiple times in the concert. So you have to go. It's it's it's old.
Speaker: Yeah. The decisions we've made. You're going, bitch. Ah, we'll see. If you don't go, you're going to say you can do it. There's people. There's people. And I, like, so possibly have to be social. Yeah, that's the problem I have with customers as well. If you don't pay attention to the council, I'm going to control the music when I end the mission. No, I do have to agree with Chris. The problem is actually leaving the house as people. No, I was just, well, I was going to take Wednesday off. We're already off Monday. I was going to take Wednesday off.
Speaker: Um, but one of the guys that I work with who does the other commercial buildings decided to break both of his arms yesterday. Nice house. Nobody knows, but apparently nobody can get ahold of stop. Nobody can get ahold of him. And then like around, that's cause he couldn't answer the goddamn phone. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. Right. Right before we left just because we got off at noon yesterday with it be holiday weekend. We close it. We shut down shop at noon.
Speaker: And, uh, it was like 11 30 or so in our group chat that we have one of my bosses was like, Oh yeah. So I got a voicemail and he's in the hospital with two broken arms and nobody knows what the hell happened. So.
Speaker: But that sounds like an interview in the making, because I have questions. As soon as he comes back to work, I have a lot of questions. What the fuck were you doing? Why didn't you call me? This sounds like a good time. How much were you drinking? Sounds like a hold my beer moment. Where was I? Did you video tape it? Because we'll use it for the show.
Speaker: But no, like I said, we're gonna take a real quick break. We got a little Blacktop Mojo for your gear holes. Like I said, check them out on all social media and wherever you stream music at, Blacktop Mojo. And we will be back here in just a few...
Speaker: Call from hell, but I'm going under I need you to keep me away In my head, I have to wonder
Speaker: Watch me drill
Speaker: forever
Speaker: Don't you dare to take a note now You know you can't turn me now You can't turn me now You can't turn me now
Speaker: Watch me drift
Speaker: Yeah, buddy. Hello, Blacktop Mojo for your year holes. Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, everybody. I'm Glick. We got Tony and Jeff in the building. As always, the three amigos, the three stooges. I mean, you are just telling on yourself, but I understand Jesus Christ. Okay. This is your conscience talking. I'm trying to do a fucking intro here. Do you mind?
Speaker: Oh, yeah, that's right. Go ahead. I don't know what I'm telling myself about. But. Fair enough. But welcome back to the show. We got I'm good. We got Jeff. We got Tony, as I would say, the three students, the three amigos. Three busketeers. Three towns dope, damn it. OK. Three ninjas.
Speaker: Three the hard way. Whoa. That sounds a bit rapey. Three what? Three the hard way. God damn it. Finish the intro. Sounds like a Saturday night for Toady.
Speaker: No, but that was Blacktop Mojo. Watch me drown. Check those guys out, like I said, on YouTube and everywhere you stream music and on all social media at BlacktopMojo. Speaking of social media, did you know we are on social media? Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. You can join us live every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday nights at 6 p .m. on YouTube and Twitch. And don't forget, if you can't join us live,
Speaker: uh you can always listen to us on demand on spotify and basically everywhere you listen to podcasts at all at nonsensical nonsense so go ahead and go give us a follow give us a like give us a listen and if you be so kind give us a share we greatly appreciate that help us grow yeah uh yeah chris i kind of was i didn't know what the hell was going on
Speaker: But welcome back to the show. It is the second hour. It is Saturday. So before we get too far into anything, let's go ahead and just jump right on in to.
Speaker: I'm going to tell you a couple of stories. Got news for you guys tonight. And the biggest news of the night. Tony D. Because I always have an agenda and I always have a plan.
Speaker: The biggest news of the night is I got a message yesterday from a friend of mine who runs an internet radio network, the IRN, and wants to put our show in their lineup on Wednesdays from five to eight. So they won't be live. They'll be replaced for the time being.
Speaker: But we will be just before another friend, a very good friend of mine, who does his show live on Wednesdays from 8 to 11, the Kevin Hawley Show. So we are getting tossed into the lineup. There's a lot of really good radio shows, music shows. There's a lot of talent on this network. A lot of guys are people that have been in the game for a long time.
Speaker: Myself, personally, it's something that has been discussed for a while now, and between me getting busy between my Peters getting busy who runs the iron. It just kind of got put on a back burner. Right.
Speaker: but it's finally coming to fruition. As I learn more, you guys will learn more, but keep an eye out. And in the meantime, I will get a link posted on our social media. So you guys can check out the hour and then check out the other shows that are on a lot. Like I said, there's a lot of talented people on there and you know, we're gonna be a little bit different than the rest of the network I feel, but - I wanna throw my two cents in on that. First of all,
Speaker: You all invited me into this show. I've been here half of the time of the podcast itself. I thank you all. I thank the followers. I thank the people who've been endorsing and supportive of us. So I'm not claiming any type of whatever, but I will say this. I'm glad you got it. I'm glad you made it. And I can't make it any clearer. I don't care who the competition is. When we get up there, y 'all in trouble because I am known
Speaker: I will be known for not only being myself but being something you haven't seen. I'm trying to be more original, more creative than anything I've ever done before outside of just being myself. So everybody out there in the IRN, get ready for us. We have to create ideas and when Glit gets tired or bored and just runs out of shit to say, beware when it's my turn.
Speaker: The IRN is about to get a little nonsensical, if you will. That's right. But no, it's a huge honor. It's a huge honor. And I'm really, I'm super stoked about it. Not for me, but for us, for the show. I think it's awesome.
Speaker: our goofy asses are gonna be lumped in with, like I said, some - All the shit that we have taken - Super talented. And I will tell you, we have taken some shit from any and everybody. This is big. Congratulations, and thank you. Y 'all ain't fucking ready. But it's not me, it's us. Just saying that. That's why I said it. As much as I fucked with you. That's why I said it. But with that being said - Tam, I want you to chat more. Brian, I want you to chat more. Kristin, I want you to chat more. Tim Conrad, I want you to chat more. Randall Rick, I want you to chat more. Buster Rebel, I want you to chat more. Sadie, Stevie Wonder.
Speaker: I'm screwing. Yeah, I'm cutting you off on purpose. You know why? Because we got to give props to the people who have been following like and sharing and subscribing. Yes, I know you will. And I'm part of this. I know this is your show. Other breaking news. Tony and Jeff. It's been a good run.
Speaker: We can do a versus if you want to. You don't want to do that, because I'll just show up at your house and be like, what'd you say, motherfucker? I'm going to do like Motel 6. I'll leave the light on for you. Got a bottle of Crown Peach. Yeah. Let's talk. Distraction level. Let's talk. 100. What's the right hand doing, Tony? It's got Crown Peach for you. What's the left hand doing? You're not paying attention to the left hand.
Speaker: Your services are no longer needed. You're fired
Speaker: Captain Cave Band. That is big. I would like to see a lot of what could be done, what kind of missions, what kind of issues we have to make sure we don't, what kind of bridges we don't need to burn. That's all I want to know. Yeah, we're not burning any bridges. We're not doing anything. No, no, no, no. For the shit that I would like to do or want to do, what kind of bridges are we not to burn? That's all I need to know. Okay, I'll throw it out there. I like playing music. I like playing jams. I like running my shit. They have music shows.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah. So right now, right now, the only show that'll be aired on there is our Wednesday night show. That's fine. And it'll be the replays. So, you know, when, you know. Okay. Let me, let me, let me be a little bit more clear. Let me bring up some more. I don't want the same strokes I get on YouTube and Twitch and Facebook. Oh, I don't think you hear that. Or Instagram. I don't think we're going to get that. Cause those are the kind of rules that I normally break. Yeah. No, I don't think we have to worry about that. Cause Mike's literally just pulling our audio.
Speaker: or I'll send it to him or whatever I need to do. So I mean, it's internet radio. It's internet radio network. He runs it, like it's his. And they have music shows and political shows and Kevin Hawley show. Which means I'm gonna start fucking with Kevin more often just because he comes on after we do. So.
Speaker: I start buying studio shit to broadcast what's going to be some issues around here. I'm just telling y 'all. That'd be fantastic. It'd be great if you showed up on time like he did tonight too. First of fucking all, I've got a life outside of this. Just because you've got so much free time on your hands, don't shit on me. You make yourself sound busy, but your job gave you a little bit more leeway during the day, which is half the reason you're bored.
Speaker: That's what I know. I find random dumb shit to do. I've seen the TikTok videos. That's my fucking point. That's actually something I was going to start doing on TikTok instead of doing it, you know, because we used to do it on the show, but I was going to do it on here and I was going to open it up to you guys as well. If you wanted to do words of wisdom. No, that's Mike's world.
Speaker: No, it's actually my world. I created it and gave it to him. Oh, I did not know that. I did not know that. No, I did not know that for real. I did not know that. Yeah, that was everything. Well, I normally have that. Because it's my show. And I do everything. We say it. As far as words of wisdom, I've got some old broadcasts. I could run along those lines. I got one that's about an hour long when I was going through my shit. Oh, no, I was talking about just like making TikTok videos with like little 30 second, one minute videos.
Speaker: And that's what I'm gonna start doing on our page, little words of wisdom things instead of doing it on the show. And so if you've got like short ones or whatever that a minute long or whatever, crop them down and you can send them to me and I'll throw them up. I could do that because Mike was telling me that before and I'm talking Michael Bathurst. He was pushing that a while ago. And I didn't do it because I really want, I wanted this to go to TikTok.
Speaker: One of the reasons I got on TikTok is because the shit that he and I were doing, the shit that we do here, I wanted it to go over there to expand the audience. If I was wrong, I was wrong. That's fine. But I can't go live on my laptop, which is what I want to do. And I'm trying to get my numbers up so that I can do it like that. And I can do my shit up there and share it out to everybody else like we do with everything else. That's the only reason I'm on TikTok. I'm actually contemplating Reddit. Brian, you get on my nerves. You are the reason I got Disney Plus, and you're probably going to be the reason I get Reddit. You son of a bitch. But you're my dog.
Speaker: Yeah, he is. He's the reason I got on fucking Disney Plus, because he was gonna start talking about Hawkeye before I watched it. I said, damn it, let me watch this shit before I get in trouble. Or I get mad because he keeps telling me the show, he can't help it. And now I'm up on all the damn Marvel TV shows. Okay, go fry the chicken. Old man button here having an ass. Big ups to the internet radio network for even giving us the opportunity. I mean, this show has taken a lot of shit from people.
Speaker: and we let it ride and it's helping us progress. So, like I said, once he runs out of ideas and you actually shut the fuck up one day, which is funny because me and you had a good two hour conversation off the whim that one day on half. That was fucking classic. I wish you saved that broadcast. That shit was classic though. We didn't give a fuck. We don't give a fuck. We had a good conversation that day, but damn it. When I started doing my shit. Oh God. Brian, we talked about that beginning of the show. Chris, I found something that you can use
Speaker: Munchichy, Girl doll, boy doll, school time and football fan outfits are each sold separately. Munchichy, Munchichy, oh so soft and cuddly. With a thumb in her mouth she's really neat. Fun to wiggle with little feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy, happy Munchichy. I love you Munchichy. Munchichy, Girl doll and boy doll are each sold separately from Mattel.
Speaker: And I mean this from the bottom of my heart. You have nothing better to do to look up old fucking videos. Oh, I did it for you, sir. No, you didn't do it. I know you love your Monty Cheese. But I also, we talk about Monty Cheese all the time and I still didn't realize what they were until I saw the video. Y 'all took up all the other damn choices, you bastards.
Speaker: We went through all of them already. At least the ones I was going to pick. So many toys. So other than the internet radio that we're going to be on, do you have any other news, sir? Yes. But yeah, so I just wanted to wrap that up. So be on the lookout for that. If you guys are already, go and check out the IRN internet radio network. Like I said, I'm going to get some links posted. Check out the other shows. Give those guys some love as well. And drop them little messages. Hey, nonsensical nonsense is coming. Make us out to be the boogeyman.
Speaker: Give me that face.
Speaker: You're like an urban legend. Sit around the campfire and you tell stories of nonsensical nonsense. They do that now.
Speaker: Man talk radio, that's the hashtag. Will you stop labeling us man talk, you scare the women away. You can't do that, you scare the women away. You're making us sound like that Andrew Tate guy. First of all, man talk radio has nothing to do with being chauvinistic. No, it doesn't. You make us sound like we're Andrew Tate. Okay, I'll do it by myself. Man talk radio. But the world we live in... Right, exactly.
Speaker: I'll answer the question. Come see me. Come see me. Come see me. Man talk radio coming soon. Coming soon, isn't it already here? Everyone been doing this for every year now? Game blouses.
Speaker: Brian, me and you are going to discuss that shit. Motherfucking night. Hey, Tony, did you look up? She hope I didn't see the intern. I didn't see the internal of it. No, I did not.
Speaker: No, I didn't either. But yes, I do have, I do have other news starting out tonight after that, but yeah, like I said, shout out to Mike Peters and a huge thank you. It's an honor and a privilege, sir. We do. Thank you. Excited. But, um, gentlemen, we might actually get Tony to share that shit out. I'll do shit. I wish the fuck you would go ahead. You know what? He may not share the pages and stuff like that, but Tony, as soon as I post a link on Twitter or on Facebook, he's usually right on it to share to his main page.
Speaker: I'm just saying you're aging. We as a society, especially the three of us, I'm watching Tony age right now, but a study, a new study shows that smartphones speed up our aging process.
Speaker: I hope you have more than that because I have. No, that's all just, I'm just reading headlines. Yeah, we're not going into the story anymore. I figured I'd just read headlines. Where did the swing set in the middle of the fucking street coming as chickens hit? Yeah, that's my new gimmick. I just give you guys headlines and I make you question and wonder. Make us Google and shit. Google it. Google it, bitch. Next on the agenda. Next story. The HD2 was horrible. Good. Yes, little boy.
Speaker: Yes, it was. But yeah, so a new academic study has suggested that blue lights, the blue lights from the devices may give users wrinkles. Experts at Oregon State University discovered they do. You got to turn that blue light shit off.
Speaker: But I discovered that when fruit flies are put under a glaring light for 14 days, they show signs of impaired cell function and aging. First and foremost, flies only have a lifespan of like seven to 14 days. And they got compound eyes. Yeah, so. Yeah, I don't necessarily trust that study, but I know what you're saying. The blue light, I want to reach out to Blue Blocker and make those sunglasses for blue light.
Speaker: I'm gonna, I'm gonna struggle with this name, but get ready. Well, Dr. Jed Wigga, Gabalt, Gabaltwisk. I'll take your word for that. You sound like Steve Harvey in the game, so. Right? The biologist who led the research warned that blue light exposure could have a detrimental effect on the wide range of cells in our body.
Speaker: I don't doubt it. She said, she said, our study suggests that the avoidance of excessive blue light exposure exposure may be a good anti -aging strategy. So, gentlemen. Let's go to the ultraviolet and the radiation. Let me put it to that one like that. Based on what you're saying, the ultraviolet and the radiation on some devices with the
Speaker: Liquid crystal displays. No, no, no, no, no. Liquid crystal displays, which is LCD and plasma screens. You're not wrong on what you're saying, but they also said 14 days. They didn't say how long the exposure was. And if it was the whole time, all 14 days, then fuck yeah. Most people are not in front of the computer all day like that. You do stop and go to sleep. I don't know about flies sitting there taking a rest like that and going to say, I don't even see them having fucking eyelids. You know what I'm saying? Thank you. Thank you.
Speaker: Do fish blink? No. Thank you. No. They don't have no eyelid. They go to sleep with the eyelid. They do sleep when they sleep still at the bottom of the ocean. They don't blink. So there's no rest. So go on with that bullshit. Come on. The more you know.
Speaker: The more you think about it after what they taught you when you paid attention to school instead of writing notes to girls and writing rhymes like I used to do, I was also listening. Flies aren't even real. I never wrote rhymes. I am not. I wrote rhymes. I made poems and wrote rhymes in school. Flies aren't even real. They're drones. Anybody government. They do have drones and robotic dogs. Do you really want to see that? No, the robotic dogs ones I've saw. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, but the - So your little pistol ain't doing shit, motherfucker. Spoiler alert. Keep going.
Speaker: I don't know. Let's try that. Let's see what happens with one of those robotic dogs coming. But that video you showed us, the one fly had a mini gun attached to its arm. I mean, that was some Photoshop shit. It was a belt -fed machine gun attached to the arm. There's no way in hell that's real. Only because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it's real. You know they got shit out there. They haven't showed anybody else. And we both know that because the prime military stopped. Blackbeard. So let's come to life.
Speaker: Sadie, how you doing? Well, anyways, in other news, Brian called you a goofball. Yeah, Mr. Chris, sound it out. I did. I just like the first thing. See, I mentioned Canada. John Wigga. John Wigga.
Speaker: Yeah, she's a little late. Her signal must be running on maple syrup. That maple signal runs off maple syrup. See, that's the damn problem right there. You can't stop fucking with people. That's your goddamn problem. That's what makes us great. Most people can take a joke. Well, anyways, it's another new study that says in the month of September, men and women are more likely to start affairs.
Speaker: Yeah, they're trying to find something new for the winter. It says September, November. You said September, November. Start affairs. I'm assuming she's on there significantly. That's the one month they do it the most. Yeah. I would have thought it would have been April or May when the spring comes because we've been trying to find somebody new. Well, it says a survey conducted by illicitencounters .com has revealed that spending more time with partners during the school holiday leads to a 22 %
Speaker: Leap and infidelity. Yeah, so basically you spend all summer with your spouse. You're just like, this bitch. And then you got to bounce. People have to find somebody else every season. So the spring and the fall, people tend to look for somebody else a lot. This is true. Yeah. The increase could have been even higher this year as the coronavirus pandemic has eased and people are returning back to the office.
Speaker: uh Jessica Leone a sex and relationship expert Jessica said a uh a sex and relationship expert at the site said that uh sex timber is here which means a surge in affairs will be even more pronounced this year because working from home is coming to an end
Speaker: People are tired of who they've been around for the past two years, two and a half years, I will say that yes. Damn near three for some people, almost three years. Wow. Well, I mean, at the beginning of the pandemic, I literally said to my wife, I said, you know, a lot of people are going to end up divorced after this pandemic because
Speaker: And all honestly being forced into a house with somebody for that long. And when, especially the way marriages are as of now like my wife is more have been before the pandemic I agree, or, you know, like, literally, if you really think about how in a normal year like 2019, how much time did you spend with your spouse.
Speaker: because you were off at work and she was off at work and you know, a few hours was very max and most time you had a chance to get away from who you were with and now people have a chance to deal with each other, see a lot, realize who they were with and they couldn't wait to get the **** away from them. And I bet you there's a statistic out there about divorce rate going up because the pandemic. There was in the end of 2020. Huge numbers. Yeah, I don't doubt it. That babies. What do you say? What are you shaking no to?
Speaker: I was shaking my hair out. What hair? On your face? Some of that bullshit mohawk on the top of your head? My man bun? You look like a fake -ass ICP fan. What are you talking about? God, you have the worst case of hair envy. I would, too, if I was bald that had eyebrows. I have no hair envy.
Speaker: I have no hair. You have no hair. I can grow it. Prove it. I have. I have. I just don't let it grow. That pencil shavings you had as a beard.
Speaker: Holy shit. Go focus in the house. What's up? There's a black guy here. There's two of us now. Jason, sir. There's so many black people here. Jason in the third black. Thank you, Jason.
Speaker: We got two Mexicans here, Brian and Jeff. I was going to say something to Jeff. Oh yeah, that's what it was. Jeff, you talk about my little thin beard if you wanted to. When you started looking like me, your wife liked it. Spoiler alert. When you shaved and trimmed it up and you were like, ooh.
Speaker: My wife is always like my beard trim. Oh God. That's gotta be hard to do. I'm up for that. Weird. That's our new club, Brian. Taco mafia. I had tacos today. Gentlemen, can I ask you guys a question? Take your time. Sure. This doesn't need to turn into a big long discussion. It's just that.
Speaker: Hypothetically, it's a rhetorical question. It's a rhetorical question so I can get into this next news story. How do you feel about pumping gas? It doesn't bother me. Did you know that as of this year, moving forward, you could potentially be the world gas pumping champion?
Speaker: Oh my God. So many questions. So little Joe Chapman from Peterborough is the winner of the inaugural bonus finder world gas pumping championship after competing in four action packed rounds of Petro pumping. The event was held in London. Yeah. The event was held in London and was hosted by former F one driver and a TV presenter, um,
Speaker: OK, now now there is a difference between pumping gas and putting gas in a race car. That's a whole nother ball game. I think this is just pumping gas, but we're getting there.
Speaker: this is this is why we need to build the wall. This is why we need to build the wall to keep these illegal immigrants illegal felons and criminals out of our country like like Brian. It's like pussy or bitch or something like that. It's like yeah, it's it's calling you a fact. It's not very welcome to Brian but but I you forget I grew up before you drop it. You forget I have two Mexican sisters.
Speaker: forget i live in mexico i hear that i heard that i've heard that word most of my life a lot of those words i have two sisters that are half mexican so i caught it off of the movies but uh the event was held in london uh oh yeah so the f1 driver presented the englishman yeah the uh the championship title a championship title belt
Speaker: A prize of 500 pounds and and a repuntish tank of gas. So you got 500 pounds of gas, 500 pounds. That's a tank of gas. Yeah, 500 pounds free taking gas and a championship belt. Chapman took on four other competitors in grueling challenges and challenges,
Speaker: Sounds like this sounds like a like a challenge Jeff wins on a regular basis. Speed pumping.
Speaker: a pound by pound challenge and a blindfolded test. He scored a total of 15 points out of 20 points across the challenges. Chapman said, I'm ecstatic to have won the first ever World Gas Pumping Championship. When I first heard about the competition, I immediately thought, it's time to put my girl to the medal and win that jackpot. I've been working and refining my Petro's pumping techniques for the past couple of weeks.
Speaker: and I've also been and I've also been going to the gym to increase my arm strength. So, I'm glad it paid off. My mother's walking around like Homer Simpson in the Simpsons when he was when he was the arm wrestling champ and he had a massive **** one. That was that was actually my nickname. You didn't say that. Oh my god. I'm actually creating a whole other broadcast in my head. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Speaker: No, I got a whole new world challenge. I'm assuming that's like, you know, you stop it on, stop your, the pump at a certain. Yeah. It doesn't really go into it. That would be my guess. The blindfolded thing I'm trying to figure out. Yeah. They really go into detail as far as what the challenges were, but, uh, there's a YouTube video somewhere. I thought I'm going to spend time looking it up, but probably.
Speaker: Have you ever seen the Lumberjack trials? Yeah. Lumberjack games and stuff like that. Tell me you wouldn't want to do that. Doesn't it look like fucking fun? Yeah, they look awesome. I've actually been to one of those. I've seen it live. They have one at Bob Evans Farm in Ohio. They have a Lumberjack days.
Speaker: sponsored by still Steel is still I went to a couple of those events down in the island events and
Speaker: Yeah, I think the long rolling challenge I would suck at, but I could flunk swing an axe. I may not win, but I'll flunk swing an axe. Say hi. Hi. Hi. Sounds like your pops. Thanks. Sorry. Thank you. I have Pokemon cards.
Speaker: The happy days of happy meals. Oh, yeah, that's right there. Priceless. Priceless. Priceless. But. Just a. That's all I got news tonight, gentlemen. I just got one. It's just pretty cool. No, I I seriously think that like, would you enter a contest like that? I mean, it's not the biggest prize. I know you fuckers do it for the belt.
Speaker: Yeah, I was going to do it. I was going to say, to be 100 % honest, it's kind of a silly competition, but I think it'd be something fun to do. Yeah, I mean, if I was at the gas station, like, hey, we're holding the world championship gas pump, I'm like, I'm ready. Fuck, I'll do it. But it'd be one of those. I wouldn't drive like 500 miles just to kill you. If there was enough money in it, you would.
Speaker: 500 miles ain't nowhere if you could drive there. That ain't shit. And I say that because it depends on the area you got to go through to get there when you're driving. I've driven 500, 800 miles. That's not a problem. So if you offer me a half million dollars for a competition, my ass is going to be there like Van Damme going to the Coumote. Those lumberjack competitions, they pay, boy. Let me tell you, like 100 grand. Yeah.
Speaker: No, I, but I'm always, I mean, you guys know, I'm a pretty competitive person. I like to, you know, you'd be in it to win it. I'd be in it just to have fun. I know I'd be in it to have fun. I would be, I would be in it to win it, but I would also be there to have fun.
Speaker: I want them bragging, right? Give me bragging. I see them bragging about my 22 victories in the top five. If I saw something come up on my Facebook saying, oh, this Friday, we're having the World Gas Book, I'm not going to be like, oh, I need to set my fucking schedule so I can be there. But if I'm showing up and it's going on, I'll stay there. Well, I don't think it was, I don't think you were just like, oh, I'm getting gas today. I guess I'll just sign up for that. I don't think it worked out what you ended. It sounds like this dude heard about it. It's like, I need to go to the fucking gym.
Speaker: yeah you know it was obviously but you but you also have to remember you also have to remember uh you know in england f1 is is like is super popular like nascar is here or football here soccer there you know things that are super popular so like you know if nascar was holding an event and they're like
Speaker: We're going to let amateur drivers see who has the fastest lap on the track. Oh, you know, you know, I'm in, you know, or, or, you know, if it was like, put your, put your own pit crew together and it'll be, you know, a pit challenge. They have a tire change competition. Yeah. Where you, where you.
Speaker: see if you can keep up with the real, you know, somebody that actually changes tire on NASCAR. Plus, I would love to play with it. Plus, coming out of the pandemic and everything like that, a lot of companies are, you know, a lot of companies are trying to get back out there, put their names back out there, reinvent themselves or, you know, advertisements, stuff like that. So, you know, it was probably, it probably was a pretty big deal, as silly as it sounds.
Speaker: you know a fuel pumping contest as silly as that sounds it was actually probably a pretty big deal in London and they probably made a whole pop in circumstances and had all kinds of craziness going on. Well one of the most big deals with F1 is Audi is entering the competition. Oh Audi oh that car is sick.
Speaker: I was about to say, why don't they have one in their competition already? Their car is... Well, no, I think they're going to be using their engines because the Formula One cars... Maserati Lotus, Mercedes Benz, don't they already have cars in the F1 series? So a lot of European car makers already have one, so how come Audi doesn't have one? Well, because Audi used to be owned by Mercedes. Okay, now that they're independent, what's the problem?
Speaker: I don't think they're independent. I think they were actually bought out by Chevrolet, but I don't know why they have it. I don't follow Formula One, so I'm not an exer. But I did see a thing on TikTok about, like, the Formula One logo, they had a big sign, and, you know, usually down at the bottom, it would say Mercedes or say, you know, Lotus or something like that. It now has the Audi logo underneath.
Speaker: so they they become a huge competitor and the new Audi car is sick. I think I did see one one day was why. Audi made good progress but they got to get past that uh what was an acceleration issue they had back in the 90s? Yeah. Once they get past that and um. Well I think they fixed it the newer cars. They did fix it um somebody had the emissions issue. Who was it that had the emissions issues?
Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker: one million dollars. How? It's a million dollars a second. If you're if you're maxing out at like 200 miles an hour and you want to go if you want to do it one if you want to your your lap time to be one second slower it costs you up to four million.
Speaker: to improve your vehicle. Because they're so aerodynamic, they're so tuned to the max, they're so done up with everything they're done. And you gotta remember to keep it under regulation. It's up to a million dollars. A second. I'm asking later, I'm asking later, this is good. All right, ready to break $7. $47. It's retarded on how much it is.
Speaker: It is retarded. I could change it. I could make it go a mile an hour faster without spending that much damn money. How? Oh. Well, I'll stay in the regulations. That's the question. It's the regulation. You got to worry about it. Oh, boy. Jay Money is here. You got to remember, though, those Formula One cars, Tony, they are so technologically advanced. You can't just get in and start it. You have to use a laptop to actually start those cars.
Speaker: Yeah, you have to actually, you know, run a program to actually start the car. They're so technologically advanced, like a normal man, almost can't work on that. Shut up, Jay. Hey, you, I mean you. When it's one of those things. That was racist as fuck. You're going to learn. A lighter driver, that's a good idea. No, it's not because he is. Go faster, make somebody throw up.
Speaker: You know it all, we get it. But it's like a consistent second extra faster is up to a million dollars. Breaking news, we've just been dumped on the IRN because Jeff and Tony won't shut the fuck up about cars tonight. Motherfucker, when you start talking about shit when we go over the brick, don't blame us. We'll just do what you do within the time frame. Thank you very much. Yeah. You're the one that would start frying chicken.
Speaker: You know, piss twice on fucking podcast. You take it so goddamn serious. Excuse me, I'll be right back. Excuse me, I'll be right back, burp. But you don't blame her. Fuck out of here. I ever said anything about going to break on time? That's usually you. Yeah, I always do. That's part of the format.
Speaker: Tony has his own format, like his own format agenda that he thinks I have. I'm following the format you showed me originally. We're on the same road, but you fuckers both keep taking different exits each time. No, no. The only show I'm worried about tightening up is Wednesday night, just because we got to stay in that three hour order. That's no problem. Easy random rip.
Speaker: There's no format on it. I do have a weak guy's bladder. I do have a weak guy's bladder. I got a little bladder, actually. It's a medical condition. I have an undersized... Golf and his defense is blood egg. We can just keep filling that fucker up with bullshit. That light ass beer makes you piss all day. Oh, beer period makes you... Well, I actually have a medical condition. Thank you very much. I have an undersized, overactive bladder. It's called alcoholism. Well, there's that too.
Speaker: I live with myself the two beers a night. That's because halfway through your first beer, you're three sheets to the wind, mister. Man, I'm feeling real. I've had two my times. Guys, two fucking my times. Let's go. I'm feeling more than just fucking my beer. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Hold on. Last Saturday. Last Saturday. Tony comes in. Tony comes in. Tony, it doesn't matter what you drink. It's all equivalent.
Speaker: because after I work when I drink at Crown Peach. I don't drink a whole lot of liquor in here these days. Where did he go? I don't know. I don't know about him. Let me let me go ahead and speak on it because I drink a whole lot less than I used to last year. And you always to see me when I would drink. So I am a lightweight compared to where I was last year, but a little bit. I don't drink anymore.
Speaker: Hey, yo, we're at the Rick. I'm not gonna lie. The My Times I had last weekend, bruh. Anybody out there who drinks My Times, get the formula they use at Paradise Cove in Hawaii. You're welcome. I could not stop drinking this. Oh, I have a website for that. Tony, I found a website. I found a website. Tony, get four or five Z -Men's decos, three sheets to the win. Any recipe you want. Don't you use those damn Z -Men's around me. I'm calling, I'm pulling your man card. I don't, I don't.
Speaker: I don't drink a whole lot of liquor on purpose, just because I know how I get on it. Plus, I don't like the way I feel the next day. So I mean, if I do drink liquor, like I'll go buy a bottle of Jack and they'll sit in my house for six months because I might come home one day from work and go, oh, I want a Jack and Pepsi.
Speaker: or if I get the Jack Daniels honey, I mix it with sweet cheese. It's amazing. No, wait till I get a bottle on canaries back in here. Oh boy. And I might drink one or two glasses. Oh boy. I'm not getting a, liquor's too expensive to sit around and get fucking hammered. Look how much money you spend on beer. You spend the same amount of money. No, I don't. No, but what he's saying is the amount of alcohol he drinks, a small bottle of liquor is like 40 bars. Then it would be to buy
Speaker: It's cheaper to buy beer than it is to buy liquor, but as much beer as you drink, you're spending as much on liquor. Well, not doing that much beer. How many beers have you had so far? Tonight? Yes. Or today? Today. Yeah, call it today. Six. This is my sixth one. Okay, you're taking it easy. I haven't had six in six months. You're doing 12 on a broadcast. No one said it. I am fully and probably intend to.
Speaker: That's my point. I heard you were setting them up. It sounded like you were building something. I am. I am. I am building. Yeah, no, I'm building the Great Wall. Easy, Jake, buddy.
Speaker: Illegal immigrants like Brian out of here. Trying to keep Brian the Mexican out of here. The guy who's not a Mexican. No, but no, I, you know, I actually, I started drinking light beer because, you know, I, I'm trying to lose weight. I'm trying to go to, yeah. I'm trying to go to the gym. I'm watching my gorillaish figure.
Speaker: I'm trying to stay squatchy. So it is not that big of a difference between alcohol content, between a Budweiser and a Budweiser Select. No, I think it's basically the same. Budweiser's 5, Budweiser Select is 4 .3. Middle genuine draft is real man's beer.
Speaker: That is good beer. Old Milwaukee's Beast is what the real men back in the day drank. That is a disgusting goddamn beer. No, it isn't. It's not bad.
Speaker: It was gross. And that's what I told him. I said, you don't ever have to worry about me stealing your beer. When I got accused of it, I was like, nope, you can go look at my truck. I got Budweiser out there. Fuck that shit. Michigan did look really good today. Ready? I know it was only Colorado State, but
Speaker: You know, they look they they they pose their will and did whatever and did what they want. Well, that's what people are going to say. They play color on the thing. Jeff, you see that shit? Oh, English is rock good in a bottle. Yeah, it is.
Speaker: What's that called? Oh wait, is this the Jay show? There's no focus, no topic, nothing to see. That's what Jay does. That was an SR -71 and that dark star. You know that dark star is a real plane. That dark star is a real damn plane. When I was on the flight, I was watching it. I was watching it on the flight home. That damn turn, motherfucking dude. I was like, oh my god. The only moment where I could drink was before five. And I didn't like it, but I would drink it.
Speaker: What, Colt 45? That's just nasty. Yeah. Yeah, it was the only one I could stomach. I can't. I can't. I stick to the beers I know. I have a real problem, even when I buy my energy drinks. If they don't have the one I normally buy, I won't buy. Because if I get one that I don't like, then I'm mad because I spent money on something I didn't like. And I won't. Jay, there's some really good craft beers that are 20 % plus.
Speaker: There's breweries, they don't fuck around. There's a brewery down the road here in Granville, and they've got a beer that they make, and it's got like a 39 or a 40 % alcohol content. Jesus. But it's fucking delicious. It's fucking delicious. But you're only drinking one. Hey, that's all I would need. Yeah, most of the brewery. Hey, Golf Haul, that's me on Instagram, just so you know. Go ahead. I had two breweries in Charleston.
Speaker: that I used to service and their lowest alcohol percentage was like, was like 12. Which is funny, which is funny because you can, you can brew that stuff in the States, but like imported beer and shit, they have to dumb it down. Yes, they do. To five percent. Yes. Because you can't import. Now some companies, they've gotten around it and they can import, you know, like some of the German beers and some of the English beers and stuff like that.
Speaker: But across the board, in most cases, the law or whatever it is, they have to dumb it down to 5 % alcohol content. So, you know, like some of those German beers I like, you know, in Germany or whatever, they're 12, 13, 14 % alcohol content or more. I mean, no floor your ass. If you can get your hands on, a six -pack will do me just good. Send you to the hospital. Not me.
Speaker: Chris is like, what's this water? Are you ready to work liver? It's time to put in work. Okay, boss. My liver's a lot like Tony. He's drinking again. No, I'm not. Yeah.
Speaker: No, but like, I can't. I don't know what he's talking about. He's, I think you're on the wrong chat. Um, he's just trying to, he's trying to criticize the show, but this is a guy that will do another show with another stoner. And they literally just sit there and stare at each other and fall asleep. And you get, you get used to, I will say this out of a lot of people, they got a problem with me being up here. He doesn't say anything negative.
Speaker: Jay keeps his opinion to himself until you fuck with him, and then he will let your ass have it like me. Me and him have that similarity. Jay just likes to try to - But Jay, you got the crazy fucker. We actually let your ass up here, and you did that bullshit. Yeah, we brought him over here. Well, it was nice having you. Nobody likes Bofo.
Speaker: I can't think of the last time I bought and finished the six pack in the same day. Usually it's been at least for me, it's been at least 12 years. It's been at least 12 years. It's been 12 years as I finished the whole six pack in one night. I can tell you that.
Speaker: That's the last time. Okay. So I got a question for you. Yes. Does this make me an asshole? Because I kind of want to make a TikTok video. I know it does, but maybe if you guys will tell me, I will delay my, my TikTok video that I played on making.
Speaker: So, this guy, and more power too, I'm like, I'm super happy for him, I'm super stoked for this guy. But he posted a TikTok video the other day, and he said, 14 days clean and sober, alcohol free. Well, then another guy duetted it, and he was like, hey, me too, 14 days sober, alcohol free. I wanna duet it and go, 14 seconds sober, crack a beer, screw that up.
Speaker: Yeah, you will be an asshole. Yeah, that's a kind of a dick move, dude. Kinda. That's pushing it. StreamYard. Random, right? Glick, what do you use for the podcast? StreamYard. Restream something else. Yes. He uses StreamYard. StreamYard seems to have the best reviews from everybody. Restream is right behind it. Those two seem to be the best broadcast, paid platforms.
Speaker: Restream gives you the most as far as three platforms. Oh, I can do that. That's easy. Restream will give you two platforms for free here at State Side. I haven't found anybody who gives you two platforms for free at State Side. If you find one, let me know, please. That's what I'm looking for. Somebody give me three platforms for free. I'm all ears. You have three platforms right now for free. For free. You have three now because I'm paying for it.
Speaker: That means it ain't free, slap nuts. For you, it is. You're missing my point. As much as I'm grateful I understand that, you keep telling me that. Oh my god. The point is, Tony, you don't have to pay for it. Therefore, it'd be free. No, no. I got that. But see, if we can do something with it, we're going to have to get charged like we had. We're haps, which is why. I still fucking miss it. And all y 'all can get over it. Three days left. Four days left.
Speaker: Two days left before I give up my, my, my, my return to hatch. I'm giving up. It sort of been great if, if all their functions actually worked. Their function did work. It never did. That's why we was up there so much. That's why I'm paying for YouTube premium because I couldn't play music on that. You can't play music on YouTube premium either. No, I'm paying for YouTube premium. So I didn't have ads when we played music for the breaks on the show. Oh, right. Because let us upload because I had to use the speaker.
Speaker: You think you'll have three people cause Trump is live or is this? You know what, Jay? We've got three people because you're not on there. And by the way, we have seven, so fuck you. Oh yeah, we still gotta do our show, Jay. You stand by. I think I might have time this weekend. We gotta do our shit. I'm doing a show with Jay.
Speaker: I hope JODs in all honesty. I'm going to do a show with J. I got a show planned for J with J. I don't know if you can OD on weed, but that'd be fantastic. Apparently you can, because these motherfuckers today, I don't know what's wrong with them.
Speaker: These are the weirdest because it's because it's it's it's laced dude in all honesty when these guys Yeah, I was gonna say on straight weed. It is practically impossible. Look at snoop That motherfucker spoke all day long. I will consider him to be a dick. I will consider him to be a dick Yeah, Willie Nelson yeah Tommy Chong goes tiktok stoned out of his fucking gourd where he doesn't even know he's on camera
Speaker: and he's been stolen for 40 years. I don't know. I don't know if it's the weed or the age or combination, but they're funny, but they are.
Speaker: They had them goofy bastards rolled up on MTV at BMA Awards the other day. They just came in the room and there was just a bunch of young ass motherfuckers that were like, who the hell are the old guys? What are they doing? They're making their weed jokes from the 70s and shit like that. These two are classic stoners to all usually young knuckleheads. They used to have the world crying laughing. Oh my God. I still watch Cheech Tongue smoke and laugh my ass off. Yeah. When he's like, he's way the anchor.
Speaker: You know what, Jay? I think it might be tomorrow night. Glitch not doing nothing. You'll be available. What? I got shit to do. I think I might do with him all night. You just automatically assume I'm not doing nothing. Well, if I can't even do enough for three weeks, you can tell me. Is he wrong? Thank you. Is he wrong? I mean, thank you. I just go to work and come home and do podcast stuff and go to the gym. Buy your TikTok videos. You ain't doing shit.
Speaker: You're going to be up on that. Jeff, you don't do shit. I know. Trying to make content for our, for our, our, our, our, our, our social media. I put our hashtag, I put our hashtag in every video.
Speaker: You used the wrong hashtag, by the way. You're not really. You do both. I just didn't have the heart to tell you. Yeah, it's just nonsensical nonsense. You have to put the podcast on the internet. Well, no, but that way when people read it, they can be like, oh, look, they have a podcast.
Speaker: All I have to do is click on the hashtag and it'll figure it out. Trust me. Cause it's mainly our videos and videos I've made and our videos you've made or Mike made and stuff like that. But I just didn't have it hard to tell you that you don't have to add podcasts, but it doesn't matter. No, it's, it's, it's already in my pre -made hashtags. So I just started hitting buttons. That must be the one and only Kevin Hawley. Yeah. He's the only one that makes grinder jokes.
Speaker: And my wife called me she's like
Speaker: Hold on, Jeff, I'm sorry. Jay, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what, when you make your own show, let me know how many viewers you get. That goes to everybody out there that's criticizing. And we'll be waiting. We'll be waiting. You know what? That is 100 % true. Anybody has shit about the fact that we only have six people watching at the moment? I don't see none of you broadcasting. I never even look at those numbers. I don't either. Now there's seven.
Speaker: I don't either. I don't care. I'm not doing this for the fair cabinet. He does live in Mexico. So it might be they're shipping them. They're getting ready for shipment. Oh,
Speaker: Yeah, we never really started the podcast for the attention of becoming stupid famous and having millions of people watch us at the time. We did it once, tried out, and we found out we actually enjoyed ourselves. And that's why we keep doing it. Then do it on Zoom. I'm sorry. I hate you, Jack. That's why we do so much in airtime. We don't care about the audience over there either.
Speaker: That's a good one. That's a good one. What are you talking about? I call these fuckers all the time on Zoom. What would you, you know what, James? We'll talk about it tonight. I'm curious as to what your idea would be. I'm curious. I'm curious. I really am curious. What would his idea be? Yeah. How would you do better?
Speaker: Just stop talking and follow my lead. Just stop talking. Follow my lead. Follow what? Follow what? Follow my lead. This is what Jay wants. This is how, this is the kind of broadcast Jay likes. Just... Jay has a role as a human like you. Jay can be just as controversial as you. Jay can talk as much shit as you. He can also out talk you with a noun.
Speaker: He's never been able to out -talk me first of all. See ya. I've been in conversation, I've been listening to this conversation for the past few months. That motherfucker will out -talk me. I've known the guy for like 10 years. We've had him up on the show. He can't out -talk us.
Speaker: Oh, that's still Kevin Cracking. Yeah, we need to bring Kevin up here. Yeah, we need to bring Kevin up here. He got jokes, I can see that. Mr. Beast was low on views for a minute, point I'm making. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin thinks he's too big time. I've invited him on the show and thinks he's too big time. Kevin, Glenn's been talking about you. First of all, I do want to say what's up. We never been formally introduced. I would love to shoot this shit with you one damn day. You son of a bitch. Call him, call him. When he goes live, you can actually call his show and come and join in. Yeah. I've done it a couple times. Today is September 3rd.
Speaker: I've done it a couple times. Chris does it to bug him. I do it because I'm like, oh no, I gotta have something to say about this. He loves what I call him.
Speaker: Jay, I will say the same thing about what we've had almost four months of conversations. We haven't created anything over there. And I've actually said that on airtime more than once. All this talk we do every damn day, we haven't created that. When are we going to create something? I don't know. When I went down to Tampa, Kevin was my little spoon on a deflated air mattress. You've actually been really busy and depressed. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We need to talk to Kevin.
Speaker: The motherfucker's got too much going on. That's his problem. I'm telling you right now, that's your problem. You got too much going on. You're doing stand up, you're doing the show, you're doing all this stuff. Also, he's over busy. He's over busy with yourself. He's called distraction. In all seriousness, I used to be really depressed a lot, Chris, as well. We started doing a show and our depression has slowly gone away. Because the two of you rekindled. Because this is all we do. You rekindled your old friendship which rejuvenated you. I got that. Right.
Speaker: I got that, easy. It also comes down to... Kevin, I'm with you right now too. Jay, save those ideas. I'm going to try to put up with you when this is over. Go ahead. It all comes down to find something you like, do it, and focus just on that. I will, and I do the show. That's it. That's it. That's all you do, yeah. And your dad. And then I hang out with my wife and kids. That's it.
Speaker: Yes, watch other channels and see what works so you can be unoriginal. Yeah, exactly. As opposed to be an original show with original nonsense going on. Yeah, let me copy what everybody else is doing. Yeah, I don't want to be Mr. Beast. I don't want to be Joe Rogan. I want to be Jeff. Tony wants to be quick. No, I don't. Tony just wants hair. I want a what? I want a what? You want hair.
Speaker: No, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I want to see Tony with an afro. You need to go get one of those fake afro wigs, Tony? No. No. Fuck no. Oh, come on. It'd be awesome. Just once. I'm going to order one and send it to you. We are going to take a real quick break because I need to. Return to sender. I refilled. I'm going to open that. That is a good song.
Speaker: But we'll be right back here in just a few minutes, guys. Got a little Blacktop Mojo for you. Like we tell you all the time, checking out wherever you stream music and on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. You can show them some love. You guys are killing it. Took a month off and I think like a month off with that and then went right back on the fucking road. I know, right? Them guys are machines. Kevin, we're going to chop it up one day, man. I'm going to follow you on Facebook.
Speaker: Me and you were talking shit. If you're available, let me know. Shoot me a message. You can come on tonight. Yeah. Fuck it. Yeah. Bring them on. We'll break it. Sorry, Jeff. I was hovering over the thing that started my night.
Speaker: She never mentions the world of texture Living with a son of God Yeah, she'll tell you what she's looking for Life's loving me
Speaker: She paints her eyes as black as night now And pulls so much shades down the track She gives a smile when the pay comes The pay comes to make everything alright
Speaker: She says she talks to ages Call her out by her name Oh yeah, she talks to ages Call her out by her name
Speaker: She keeps her lack of hair in her pocket And wears her cross around The lack of hair is from a little boy When the cross is so dear It's not enough, not enough
Speaker: She says she talks to ages Call her out by her name She talks to ages Call her out by her name
Speaker: Nothing I don't see. After all, it ain't nothing but you and me. It's everything. She says she talks to angels.
Speaker: He says, they outdo the land Yeah, yeah, angels Caught her in by her name
Speaker: Big ass cover of that song. I have to admit, I was singing along. Yeah. But that was my top mojo with their cover of She Tops the Angels. Welcome back for the third hour. We won't say final hour because it's Saturday. Who knows what's going to fucking happen. But welcome back. I'm Glick. Tony and Jeff still here hanging out. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show, buying a straight because fuck Dave, his opinions.
Speaker: Yeah, Jay. I I do have to say I'm just talking with you, Jay. You're going to talk about **** Do it. I've been telling you for years to do it. Hey, if he wants to produce, I'll make a deal with him. I'll give him I'll give him fifty. I'll give him a dollar. If you follow. Welcome back to the show. Go ahead and check us out on all social media. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok.
Speaker: reduce some noise in the background so i don't feel like i'm yelling but go ahead check us out on social media facebook instagram twitter tiktok join us live on youtube and twitch and don't forget you can listen to us anytime you like on spotify
Speaker: Ah, all that nonsensical nonsense podcast. Go ahead and check us out. Give us a like, give us a follow, give us a listen. And, uh, if you'd be so kind, give us a share. That'd be greatly appreciated. We're going to roll into this next hour. Yep. That's Jason in the television. That's my son watching too. No reason not deaf. It's just a strong mic.
Speaker: background noise comes from having a family around. That's what happens with you. Jason, what volume is that? I heard your kids. I seen you screaming and fuck you. My kids just come in and take over the podcast. They're like, fuck you. You're out there. You're out wearing. Get gone. No, I wasn't sure who it was.
Speaker: I didn't care. I just muted the mic for a second. So, I can mute it. No, you can mute it. You good. You good. You good. Um it's never bothered me. Like I said, my kids just come over, just come in and take the **** show or completely kick me out. Start asking you questions. They're like, it's our show.
Speaker: Whatever. Yeah. Well, they do that, too. These kids, they will not talk to me ever. Except for Cash. Except for Cash. Cash and I always talk. He's always got 900 million things that we're talking about, usually 500 million things at once out of the 900, you know. But the girls, they will not talk to me ever until I'm on the phone
Speaker: We're live. Or we're live. And then I'm like, we've literally been here for like all day. And you guys have said two words to me all day. And now that I'm trying to do something. Yeah. My shirt! Kevin, I don't know if you're still here, buddy. I sent you a link on Facebook. You can go ahead and click that link. You can use your laptop.
Speaker: uh phone whatever takes a couple extra steps but it is possible if you would like to pop in and say hello somebody show me what a real shit is where's my x -files thing right
Speaker: Although Kevin and Tony could probably have a lot of talk about COVID. That would be interesting. Oh, yeah. It would be great. Because you and I can just give our mics and listen. Yeah. Because Kevin's on the opposite polar side of it. It's an imaginary made up thing. And Tony's a proponent of it. And he's dealt with it. He's going through the struggle. He's doing with all. So yeah, they would go back and forth for it.
Speaker: They're both Facebook educated, so it'd be hilarious.
Speaker: Facebook educated, Google educated, the same motherfuckers. I don't care. I don't care. Same with Wiki and Facebook educated. Where'd you go to college? College of Facebook and Wikipedia. University of Facebook and Wikipedia. I have I have two friendships with people at work. One of them is very far right. One was very far left. And I just I just want to put them in a room together.
Speaker: Every time I talk, I just want to see your argument. That's what you want to see. I just want to sit back and watch you go, this ought to be good. Because it'll be hilarious. Because my one friend, I love her dealer. She's great. But even I'm sitting there going, how? Really? Really? Really? Stupid is stupid. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter where your political agenda lies. Stupid is stupid. 100%. 100%. 100%.
Speaker: Tony doesn't. Tony, you feel some sorts of ways. What you thinking? What's on your mind, brother? This is shit I went through earlier today, and this is shit I'm going through fucking now at the same damn time, and I'm trying to keep it down before. It's Glick's fault. No? This is outside the podcast. That's why I try to keep my mind up. Holy shit, Tony's a black guy. Holy shit. 83 episodes in. I just realized it.
Speaker: Well, I was gonna say, if you wanna bring it up on the podcast, as long as it's not like crazy online drama. It's personal, it's personal. That's why I keep quiet about it, it's personal. See, I have no drama in my life. She's that home, that's why. It might not be drama. The only drama I have is dealing with my... She is home, she lives in Europe.
Speaker: She's enjoying sex timber. That's fucked up. That's fucked up, Blake. God damn. We actually talked. How's your sex life recently, fucker? How's your, you were talking about that, that Homer arm. I can't see that now. You like it? You ain't got the same thing we're on. The wings of that tattoo are growing. I'm going to the gym.
Speaker: I'm going to the gym five or six times a day. That's why I'm so busy. I don't have time for anything because I said gym. My arms are huge. Talk to the wife today. She might become a home early. Nice.
Speaker: We were looking at changing the fight too earlier because she's bored. I'm like, yeah, I come home so you can yell at me because that's what I need. Tell me to stop buying stupid shit. She's been in France for the past two weeks.
Speaker: Would you say she's bored? I don't think she has a leg to stand on about telling you that you're buying stupid shit, considering she spent like almost six months in Europe. 100 % honesty. 100 % honesty. A lot of the shit I buy, I don't need. So it's considered stupid.
Speaker: She need to go to Europe for six months? Look, I'm doing my, I mean, Jeff, I'm going to let you know. That's what I'm saying, like. That's why I'm keeping my mouth shut. That's what I'm saying, like, yo. It works as matter, but. She's spending money. If you spend money, so what? We all buy dumb shit that we don't need. I don't know, you fucking, I don't need fucking Shane Falco and, and tweeter jerseys, but I have. I know. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, we were I don't need a custom made nonsensical nonsense championship belt, but I'm going to buy one. It's your money. It's your money. You know, we have it's not even that we have adult money.
Speaker: Yeah. And your bills are paid, so who cares if she goes to Europe for six months, and who cares if you buy stupid shit that you don't need? No, but you know what it comes down to? It comes down to, and she has a point. We don't, for most of our relationship, we never really had money, and we're - She's living the life. I got the part where she's living her life. No, we're always afraid that the money that we're making is gonna go away.
Speaker: No, I feel that I 100 % said go away. Yeah, like something's going to happen. Okay. Okay. You know how I always say, I will not buy a brand new car. I don't want a brand new car. I would love to have a brand new car, but I don't want that payment because I know as soon as I make that down payment and I'm on that on the hook for that nut each week, each month, I will lose my job for some reason.
Speaker: No, exactly. Well, I mean, we're all getting fired for something stupid, or I know that's what's going to happen. So unless I have the entire nut, the entire 100 % down, I will not buy a random car. No, exactly. That's just kind of how I am with life in general. You know, things are going good, but in the back of my mind, I'm terrified. You're waiting for the shooting drop. Yeah, I mean, I'm terrified and I'm, you know,
Speaker: waiting for, oh, it's good now, but I'm waiting for that text or that phone call. I am too. And so that's where the relationship I have with my wife and our money.
Speaker: is a great thing that she's like, stop buying super shit. Because she reminds me, remember, we didn't always have it as good as we do. No, she's actually 100 % correct. Now, this is what I would tell the both of you. And I know my opinion is not going to matter because you all are married. But if you buy your essentials and secure what you have for years with what you buy, that's smart spending. If you're just buying regular shit just around the blue, just be practical. She's correct.
Speaker: Right. Yeah. And it's it's like, you know, I I I got caught in a rabbit hole of artsy artsy the other day. And she's like, no, like I'm a little kid. I'm with her on that. But you do you do need a hobby. You do need something else to do. But don't get broke. Right. Exactly. When she says no, you go, Europe, shut up.
Speaker: That's why your ass is alone. Shut up. That's why you're alone right now. That's why you're divorced. And we had this conversation months ago. But like Vince's, my new hobby, it's a whole different ballgame. I think we're all three technically alone. Yeah, you're right. But his is coming back.
Speaker: I got to start all over. She's just got to grab some things for the new house. Your ass is a limbo. She's going to come back and she's going to grab some blankets and some art. And she's like, yeah, I need to finish decorating the house. I have art. Well, I don't know. Maybe she wants that Mandalorian wall plaque thing. I don't know. Or the Hello Kitty thing. Here's the thing. Those things. Chris, you have a ton of stuff hanging on your wall.
Speaker: I don't see a whole lot of your house. I don't put a lot of shit on the wall. I don't. I don't. I have almost nothing. My walls are completely blank. I'm actually going to start working. When I can get this refinanced and all the way in mind, I want to do some things I didn't do. I do want to do. I do want to have stuff on the wall, like the family pictures and shit like that. But right now, the only thing on my wall are those things I made.
Speaker: I've been told by my apartment looks like a fratern - a frat house. Oh, it 100 % does. You cannot, you could not convince me that Chris is in a devoted relationship based on his apartment. She ain't coming back because you got that knife over the bed. You make sleepwalk one night and try to do what I ask. No, no, it's like, you know, he's got the, he's got the Browns football flags. He's got, you know, goofy shit all along.
Speaker: Are you in college? Yeah, I got my Michigan. 40 years old. I work 40 hours a week. Are you sure? Yeah. Because it doesn't look like it. It looks like we're 12. Yeah, I got my Michigan flag in my bedroom. I got a whole bunch of shit on the wall here in front of me. I got artwork from Buggy. One of my old customers did a painting for me. And you guys have seen my wall. I know, the most decorated shoe in the entire house. Bigger city shoe than your daughter, first and foremost. If you got stuff hanging around with your kids, dude, that's what's up.
Speaker: Well, no, my fridge is covered with stuff. But, like, with the exception of my office, my office is the most decorated room in the house. You mess with the pool. I'm in here all day. You get the horn. I got a picture of myself back there in my bedroom wall, right there. That's called a picture. No, it's a picture. It's a friend of mine. He's an artist and he enjoyed it.
Speaker: like like the most the most decorated room in the house is this room that I'm in. Yeah. I just put it on the flag. I have my Mandalorian thing. I got you know, I got my uh my cool. Tony, you'll get a kick out of this. Check this out. I got a hang of it. Oh, hold on one second. Oh, nice. It's a keyhole. I'm going to enjoy TV. Okay. This is the spell in Harry Potter to unlock
Speaker: Right. Right. Right. Right. No, I like that. That's my picture. I actually found it at Walmart. It was like five bucks. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. No one likes you.
Speaker: I have a coffee. I have a I have a teapot with the Harry Potter house goes on it. Like they got tons of stuff at once. Like Harry Potter theme and it's very tempting to walk in there and just buy it all.
Speaker: But it's like they they have towels and stuff with the different houses. They're extremely expensive. They're like 30 bucks apiece And i'm like Yeah, oh no, it's crazy how you know that that stuff that's you know, that licensed merchandise or whatever Yeah, because like we went to spirit halloween, right? Right and
Speaker: One of Cash's favorite horror movies is this movie called Trick or Treat. And the villain in it is this little demon that looks like a little kid, and it's named Sam. Well, it's a hugely popular horror movie. And it's been around for years, but it just blew up over the last three or four years and became insanely popular.
Speaker: But it's multiple. I would tell you to check it out, Jeff. I know you're not a big horror fan, but I think you might enjoy the movie because it's a whole bunch of different stories. Oh, Old Girl from True Blood is in it, too. Which one? The chick that played Rogue in X -Men. Oh, and a back one. Oh, Sookie. Sookie. Sookie. Sookie.
Speaker: I'm glad she took a break from being on camera because everybody slept with her on that damn TV show. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: You had to walk bowling it after that fucking series. Jesus. Everybody got a piece of that, but Lafayette. I think Lafayette's the only one... He might have. I mean, a lot of the weird sexuality parties that they had. Lafayette was kind of one of his characters. Jeff, I really hate you, but that was funny as shit. You also... I think he's the one that didn't tag it.
Speaker: Even the women wanted her. It tastes like honey. I said, oh, I'm done. I'm done. You know who I thought was good looking was Pam. She was Eric's. Eric was her maker. She was, I thought she was good looking.
Speaker: no but um but no like i said you know so now that movie is becoming super popular and like all kind and that's like his favorite movie and he's got a little sam action figure but now they've got all kinds of stuff there while they've also well now that beetlejuice is becoming super popular again because they've announced the beetlejuice too
Speaker: And hocus pocus too. They've got a whole bunch of Beetlejuice and hocus pocus stuff. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. That was funny as shit. I'm sorry. That was funny as hell. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. That is Sarah Jeff's Parker's best role. I gotta say. I love her in that book. But they have all that stuff at Spirit Alley. And yeah, it's, and they want the blankets and they want the pillows and they want the cup. And then you look at it, you look at three things and you're like, wait, how do we have $400 already?
Speaker: Yeah. Well, Pops took him to Spirit Halloween last week. Yeah. When he was out running around with him. And I mean, you guys seen the mask and sword that Cash had. Deep in Cash running around here. Well, both girls got stuff and then I didn't even realize until the next day, they both got cups. Buggy got a Beetlejuice cup and Austin got a Hocus Pocus cup.
Speaker: And I was just like, and that's what I told him. I was like, we'll see. Cuz I know cuz I was looking at the price of something like cash wants to say I'm plushy like this stuff Sam I'm like for a kid who's afraid of the dark or claims to be afraid of the dark you want this you want to But like on that same lines, you know my whole family were
Speaker: Harry Potter nerds. We love it. We just can't get enough. And I was at the mall the other day and there was literally, they had a whole section that you could spend a good 20 minutes in. They had everything you would ever want of Harry Potter. They had like the cloaks. They had all the shit. And I was like, oh, I need to leave here now before I start spending money.
Speaker: Okay. Time to fuck with, uh, time to fuck with Jay money. I'm sorry. Time to fuck with Jay money. Yes, Jay. We are still on. Chris technician, my dinner report. Food. I had, I had so please. I don't think I've ate. I don't think I've eaten dinner yet. Yeah. What Jeff?
Speaker: I had soaps. It's basically a tortilla that's flat. It's kind of thick. When I got off of work, I went to Zaxby's. Oh yeah, this is breaking news. I'm sorry. Zaxby's no longer has the Cajun Club combo. I am highly mad. But they do have a grilled chicken combo, so I do have the... Yeah, that's messed up.
Speaker: We mean you don't have it. I left one and went to another and they said they don't have it anymore. So I didn't have that. I haven't had anything else ever since. But that's mine. And Jay, as far as you asking us, are we still on? Yeah, we're still on. Yeah, I had a chicken pasta thing. I mean, no, I she's the chicken pasta.
Speaker: They're super cheap. They're like $1 .50 apiece. So I ordered 10 of them. I made steak the other night. They're like four inches round, four inches crossed. Nice. Now I just made this cheesy chicken pasta tonight. It was actually really good. My house, my maid is completely revamping my house. So my kitchen is store part at the moment.
Speaker: She like took everything out of the cupboards and I was like, you don't have a man. You got a homemaker. No, my, my mother don't call me and says, Hey, you know, your wife's going back soon. You should probably get the house clean. I was like, yeah, I got to call somebody. Why don't you fucking do it? What are you doing?
Speaker: No, no, you know what she charges every day for a week The mindset of wealth is $15 dollars you still bullshit I did I clean the back
Speaker: I got nothing else to say. Yes, sir. I got nothing else to say. Gotcha. I did my yard. I do the outside shit. That's my job. Gotcha. I take care of the outside of the house. I care. And the wife's too scared of the inside of the house. A lot of people do it. Why don't you do the inside, Jeff? Tell us why you don't do the inside. Because I fucking hate that shit. Tell us why. Because I'd rather stand in line for it. Tell us why. Tell us the truth. I would honestly say those words. Say the words I want to hear.
Speaker: Oh, no, I will never say it. Say it, say it. I was born at night, Chris. It wasn't last night. Say it. I'm not stupid. Say it. Because we all know it's true. It's women's work. Chris is what we say. It's women's work. No, but like. And you did. No, here's the thing, though. When I'm. I have editing tools. Go ahead. I literally stare at my screen for eight to 10 hours a day.
Speaker: sometimes 12 or 14 depending on how long we're on the show. Give me a million dollars. During that time, what are my kids doing? They're making a mess. Don't belittle me. I know. Trust me. Trust me. When I get done, most times when I get done, I clean the house.
Speaker: There's only so many hours in a day. And if I'm online, if I'm working or doing the show for 14 hours, when I'm done, I fucking beat up Fry. Yeah, Jay, you can sponsor the show. Go ahead. That's what I told him. Give me a million dollars. Yeah, give me a million. Give me a hundred episode. I shut the fuck up. Give me a million dollars. We've already done 166 episodes. OK, give me 50 episode. I'll shut the fuck up. You want 50?
Speaker: You know, $50 an episode. I regret to inform you this show has been canceled. Love Tiger J Money and John. Good luck with that. All right, we're going to turn four new. You can eat my asshole. Kiss my stars. And I had Taco Bell today. So enjoy that delicacy. Got a taco salad for you. Oh my god. That reminds me, speaking of
Speaker: Mind you, I went to the grocery store and I bought food to have here at the house. But I would pull it out of Kroger's and there's a Taco Bell right there. And I was like, that's no Taco Bell. You know why I didn't clean yesterday? Because when I got done working, I took apart my freezer and fixed it. That's different. You said you did something. You see what I'm saying? And that's almost like I get done work and I sit on my ass and watch TV.
Speaker: No, you sit on TikTok. You have no self -respect. What are you talking about? Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to? My freezer has a fan behind a panel so that it actually cools and the radiators back there. Is that where the gerbil lives? It had so much ice around the fan, the fan blades.
Speaker: Oh. Took me 45 minutes to just take the panel off because the fan panel was frozen to the back of the radiator. Why didn't you just, why didn't you just turn the refrigerator around and open the windows since it's 900 degrees down there every day? No, I took, I took my vacuum. Depends on what you eat, Chris. I reversed it, I reversed it so it, it, instead of suck, it blows. Nah, it doesn't. And I shoved it into the holes and just let it, lost it. Then I took the panel off, got all the ice out, got all the ice off the radiator, put it back together, the fuckers ice cold down.
Speaker: I learned all kinds of fun stuff about
Speaker: LG and Samsung and shit like that when I worked at Aaron's and learned how to do a lot of instead of calling Samsung or LG and you know because everything's under warranty. I was like what are these parts and I can just do it.
Speaker: Washer dryers refrigerators all that stuff was like I can do that My next big purchase besides the vehicles I'm buying a I'm buying a new watch machine mine mine finally died and it wasn't the greatest in the first place, but it just
Speaker: I'm buying a bigger, better one. I want one of those LGs, the front loaders. They're like pretty colors, but I just can't. I just can't. You're going to role play with your maid where she gets stuck in the washer? It's like $3 ,000. Oh, no, senior. I'm stuck in the washer. Come and help me, senior. You don't want to see my maid. You don't want to play that game. You don't see my maid. I don't know. This is also coming from the guy who accidentally watched training porn for four hours. Not four hours.
Speaker: How did a four -minute video become four hours because you feel asleep and lifted on
Speaker: He said, he said, I'll save this for later. He said, I'll save this for later. Left over porn? Is that a thing? Is that a thing? Like left over porn? Is that what you do, Tony? Is it like, you put it in a, in a, a Tupperware? What Tupperware you're saying? But it's, but it's a can't, I can't believe it's not butter, it's a Tupperware. I'm awfully tired of this, save this for later. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, no, I never, I've never left a porn site up.
Speaker: after I'm done using it. Oh. He said it. I mean, seriously, why do you watch porn? You don't watch it for the content. Oh, I love it. You read Playboy for the articles on your phone. Nobody says we used to read the article. They had great fucking on read. I watch porn for the for the acting skills. No, that's not what I'm watching it for. Newsflash.
Speaker: Easy Rick. Easy Rick. When I'm done watering it, I don't leave it up. This is some amazing acting. You guys should win an Oscar. This chick should get a fucking Oscar. She did. His Oscar finished. The gym came in.
Speaker: When I get done looking at porn, I exit out. The old Grammy slamming. Oh, Lord. You know what I watched yesterday, though? I did watch the bodyguard. I haven't seen that in forever. I was on that website. I sent you, Tony.
Speaker: Jokes are bad and K. And I watched it and I was like, I was watching, what do I watch? I watched something with Kevin Costner. I watched JFK. I watched JFK again. I love that movie. And then I was like, I need to know the Kevin Costner movie. In anticipation for the 19th, Jeffrey. Yeah. I don't know if you have peacock or not, or if you have access to peacock.
Speaker: But Peacock has the entire first five seasons of Quantum Leap on there. That show hurts my feelings. I can't watch it. Dude, Chris, the new show comes out on the 19th of this month. Yeah, the new show looks dope. Chris, I need to know about that. I need to know about that. What, Yellowstone? No. Yeah, it's not bad.
Speaker: There's apparently a Transformers animated movie. I've been seeing something called Starscream, and I've been curious about it. I don't know if anybody has watched it. No, I'm not. I'm not a huge fan. I'm a fucking Transformers junkie. Starscream's got his own show. That's, that's, that's going to be money. Just a stature, Jeff. Seriously? Jay, I just checked what's going on and I know what's wrong. Do you want to show the people?
Speaker: I know what's wrong with you. I'm telling you, take the time. Watch those two movies are hilarious. John Cusack cracks me up. I'd rather shut my Peter in the door.
Speaker: I don't think he can get that close to the door. Yeah. I'm trying. Supper cut. Let's be honest. Yellowstone show. I haven't heard anything bad about Yellowstone. Yeah, I haven't heard anything bad about it. That's Kevin Costo, right?
Speaker: No. Yes. Yes. Kevin Costner is in it. But not necessarily main character. He's main character, but he's not the reason people watch the show for dude. People watch the show for rip. Well, the women watch the show for rip. I don't know why, because he won shit in Fast and Furious. He was in Duscanoe and fucking everything else. What was that movie with the goddamn Matthew McConaughey? Yeah, Days of the Confused.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which is so creepy. Oh, that's creepy. Not not Matthew McConaughey going. Oh, no, no. There's a lot. He said, he said, you know why I like high school girl? Yeah. The older I get, they stay the same.
Speaker: That's fucked up. Straight pedophilia. Straight pedophilia. Take it up with... Take it up with Matthew McConaughey. Straight pedophilia. Don't run you over in his Oldsmobile. Actually, it was a Chevelle. No, no. He has a sponsorship with Oldsmobile or Beauty or whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Baby's like driving the car. No, it's Lincoln. It's Lincoln. Lincoln. You know, the last thing about Lincoln is just real smooth.
Speaker: No, I do need to watch the movie is good I haven't heard anything bad about it. I haven't heard anything bad about it. This is true But it's like it's got
Speaker: Oh, Trace Adkins in it. Trace Adkins plays a biker. He was leader of a biker game. So why? Because Trace Adkins is cool. He's got some really cool Westerns out there.
Speaker: Trace Atkins. Trace Atkins. Like low budget type western movies. He's got a bunch of them out there that are awesome. I love him. He does really good in that. The story behind The Lincoln Lawyer is actually really good to the point where they turned it into a TV show. The TV show's not as good. Gotcha.
Speaker: You can't make every move into a TV show. I think we can need to acknowledge that to a lot of people out there. That is something 100 % right. Yeah, Cleveland G playing the equalizer. I'm talking to you. What'd you put it? You lost it. Where'd you put it? I haven't seen that. It's got good reviews. Equal? I haven't seen anything negative about it. No, but some things like don't translate well.
Speaker: Like they did the transporter series and it was shit. Yeah. Yeah. That movie frequency, the movie frequency, they did a TV series and only did one season. Yeah. And the TV series was, I love that movie, but I think the TV series was better than the movie. And I only did one fucking season. Chris, I can't copy that link. I'll check it out later. What's the name of the song you said? What's the name of the song you said? Frequency?
Speaker: Yeah, it's a movie stars. Oh, Dennis Quaid. Yeah. They're not crazy Quaid, brother. Oh, Randy, Randy. Randy's a kind of, Randy's going to go out and drink it with just a watch.
Speaker: like Randy, I'll stay sober. We don't even need to drink. You just go watch it. Yeah. In his natural habitat. However, Randy, they did they did a frequency show years ago that was amazing. It was so good. Well, they did that limitless TV show. You ever see Limitless with the what's his name? The guy that does Voice for Rocket.
Speaker: that where you take the pill or some shit like that? Look under the couch. Yeah, I never, I never watched that movie. The TV show, the TV show was way better than the fucking movie. Look under the couch. And it only did one season and. You can see the fish. But it was amazing. It was a great show. And it was very important. Okay.
Speaker: Hey, hey, random Rick. That was an epic movie. That was a good movie. I was just watching it a couple weeks ago. That was an epic movie. That was a good movie. To do what they did, to do what they did in that movie. And it was a very simple storyline, but they played that shit. Dennis Quaid is one of those guys. He is Dennis Quaid. He's one of those, if he's in it, I will eventually see it. I'm not going to rush out to the theater.
Speaker: but if it's if it comes on TV, I'm in. This is an amazing act. Did you ever see Flight of the Phoenix, Tony? No. That's where they him and Tyrese. They crashed the plane in the middle of the Gobi Desert. I never saw it. And then they built an airplane out of the old airplane. How you gonna do it? It's because it's a it's a. They got no damn fuel out there. The fuel evaporated. No, no, no, no. No, it's it's a good movie. It's based on true story too. I believe you.
Speaker: But it's because it's a twin -tail design. If one tail is destroyed, there's still plenty of fuel. They're actually going to go pick up people from a closed -down oil rig. So they have equipment, they have everything they need, including fuel, but they crash in the middle of the Gobi Desert. Unbelievable. It's got old boy,
Speaker: Uh, from Boiler Room. The main character from Boiler Room. Vin Diesel. No, no, no, no. The main character. He's got a weird name. Giovanni or some shit like that. His name? Esposito. Gene Carlo Esposito. No, no, no, no. His name's Giovanni. Giovanni? Yeah. You'd know him as soon as you saw him.
Speaker: Gotcha. He's been in a bunch of shit. But he's in it. He plays a real douche. Tyreese, uh, Dennis. Do you have audio or missing? Yep, that's the guy.
Speaker: Yeah, that's the dude that was, God, he's been in everything. Yeah, he's everywhere. He was a boy of the world. He was in God in 60 seconds, saving Private Ryan. Gone in 60 seconds, I know who he is. He was Memphis Reigns' brother and gone in 60 seconds. Oh, him? Yeah, that's the dude. Come on, Kip.
Speaker: Yep, that's Kip. He was in that movie. Actually, that movie had a lot of all -star characters in it because a lot of those guys came up after that movie. Was I in that movie? No, that's why. Scott Con killed that role. Scott Con, I love Scott Con. Scott Con killed it. What's the other, the one that got shot? I think he was in Hunter Killer. I was just watching that the other day. The one that got shot in the back seat of the Escalade. Right, right, right, right. I think he was in Hunter Killer. Richie.
Speaker: And they was going to drop his ass because he was sitting there looking all nerdy in the damn garage. Pick those pieces up. He said, Richie. Richie! Richie! He was going to make it out of the hood, god damn it. He was going to make something of himself. Yeah, he was going to make something of himself. Yeah, you lost it. He was going to get out. Yes, he was.
Speaker: That scene is heartbreaking.
Speaker: I never watched that movie. His brother was an asshole in that movie, but God damn it, if he didn't love his brother. Well, no, no, I'm the love that he had for Richie. That's what made that scene when we heard the news. That's what made that. I cannot hear that name the same after watching Steven Seagal say that missing off.
Speaker: Was a shoot to kill. Anybody seen Richie? He always tried to push that, that New York, that New York tough guy voice. Wait, wait. Just like calm down. We all know you're a bad ass, but calm down.
Speaker: What was the what was the Steven Seagal movie where he was a uh he drove that diagram all of them all of them he drove that diagram Mark for death Mark for death no no no he drove a diagram and he he he handcuffed Anthony Anderson to the grill and Anthony Anderson that was exit wounds that was exit wounds I love that fucking movie fucking Tom Arnold listen when DMX was in a Lamborghini I lost my mind
Speaker: Oh my God. Them buying that fucking Lambo. Yes. Them buying that fucking Lambo cracks me up. That was classic. That was classic. Oh, and Anderson. I saw Mr. Johnson was shaking her ass. They did this shit. I'm trying to help my son find a remote, so y 'all excuse me. This boy the lost remote again. Oh, you know what?
Speaker: I got an app on my phone now that has a remote for my TV. You have two remotes. What do you need a remote for? You already have two. Oh yeah, you got one. You smack him on the head to turn the TV on. Yeah. That's why you said it on board. Every now and then you gotta let the asshole be himself. Jesus Christ, this man.
Speaker: did i tell you what happened to me at the bank yesterday no you didn't all right get this guys almost got no fight with like the 70 year old man
Speaker: Because, so I pulled into the bank and I forgot to say move. It was a normal Wednesday. Exactly. I forgot that they moved the ATM. So I pulled in and the ATM used to be right up on the building, which had to go through the driveway. Right. So I pull in and I was like, oh crap, they moved it. My car was dead stopped and I just put it in reverse. Didn't even take my foot off the brake or anything. This fucking old man comes in behind me.
Speaker: And then he starts motherfucking me, like I got my window down and he's motherfucking me and calling me all this crazy shit telling me, pay it fucking attention before I hit his car. And I'm like, I'm stopped, dude. I'm not like we're, we're a hundred feet away from each other and my vehicle's not moving. I was like, calm the fuck down.
Speaker: So he goes to the ATM and he's at the ATM in front of me. And I'm not even paying attention to him. I'm just, I'm listening to Megadeth's Greatest Hits. So it's not helping the adrenaline rush that you're going with right now. So I'm, you know, so I'm already, I'm loving life because Megadeth is like one of my favorite bands.
Speaker: So, you know, I'm just, you know, rocking out. I'm singing along, not paying him. Motherfucking me, looking at his mirror, hooking me off and talking all kinds of, I'm like, this old man really out of his fucking mind. No, he wants a fight. That's what he wants. Yeah. So then he gets done and he pulls out, right? And then he kind of backs up and blocks me in at the ATM and gets out of his car.
Speaker: It starts yelling and I'm looking at my window and I said, do you think the fact that you're 70 years old don't mean I won't get out this car and beat the brakes? I wouldn't even say that. I would just got the car like the hell's your problem. I said, I will beat the fuck out of you and not even have a care in the world. There's a truckload of construction guys beside me losing their shit. I know they are dying. They are laughing their asses off.
Speaker: And the old man yells at me a little bit more. I was like, you just need to get back in the car and enjoy what little bit of life you have left before I end it sooner than need to be basically. I didn't say those words, but basically. You did too much talking. I'd have been like, listen, we're going to make this real easy. Get the hell in the car and go on and shut the fuck up one more time. So he like gets in his car and he's pooped me off and pulls off.
Speaker: the guy beside me in the passenger seat of the truck he's like I thought you were gonna kill that old man he's like you were and I was like dead face didn't raise my voice just solemnness could be dead face just like I will you think just because you're 70 years old doesn't mean I won't get out of this car and beat the hell out of you
Speaker: And at least they're like, we thought we were going to witness a crime. And I was like, what? There's no crime. There would have been a crime. You beat up a 70 -year -old man. Your ass going to jail. You would defend him. No, because I wouldn't have. Obviously, I didn't even get out of my car. But had he swung on me or anything, I would have defended myself. And I wouldn't have felt bad for beating up an old man. No, I wouldn't have beat him up as bad as I would have done somebody my age or younger or whatever. But I would have definitely rocked his shit.
Speaker: but the construction workers beside me they were dying they were the one dude was falling out of like motherfucker fell out like laughing so hard he was in there couldn't breathe they're like that was the craziest shit we ever seen that shit happens to me all the time people cut me off and then act like I'm the problem
Speaker: But that's the thing, like, I didn't cut him off. I didn't, yeah, I didn't cut him off. I didn't do anything. I knew he was back there and I just was, I pulled in and I got halfway almost to the drive thru and I was like, oh crap, they moved it.
Speaker: Right. So I stopped my car, because you have to stop your car to put it in reverse. Right. You can't just throw it into reverse. So my foot's still on the right. Y 'all, excuse me one second. You can, but I don't want to break my car. So I'm just like... It's called race mode, Chris. That's race mode. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Who bought 95 and put it in race mode. Yeah. So I'm like...
Speaker: And like I said, we were nowhere near each other. Like our cars were nowhere near each other at all. And I was just, at first I was kind of dumbfounded because I wasn't paying no attention or anything like that. And then it seemed him, you know, yelling, then he yelled at me and then he was in front of me, flipping me off and still I'm like, and then you're going to try to block me. I'm like, like, dude, like at all honesty, you're, you're, you're in your seventies, maybe a little bit older. What do you think is going to happen?
Speaker: You gotta give him his wish. That's what you don't want to be guilty of. Here's the thing. Some people don't... A lot of people need to realize that...
Speaker: that no matter what, somebody somewhere is having a shit day and they're looking to somebody dump their garbage on. And they just sometimes have to be that person. So any more when somebody starts yelling at me like that, I just go, uh -huh, uh -huh, uh -huh. And then when they're done, they're really pissed off. I go, now do you feel better?
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, I've been looking. I've been looking for an excuse to rock somebody in the mouth. Oh, man, but you got the right one on the right day, old man.
Speaker: Go ahead and make your move. I'm your huckleberry. Every once in a while somebody will catch me on a bad day and they're having a bad day. I'm like random Rick. Rick said I live in Florida fighting old people. I popped it up there fighting old people. Florida man beats up a little man at bank drive through.
Speaker: Florida man beats up elderly man at bank drive -thru. More moons at a level. Was ever heard screaming, now you know why I'm the fucking champ, you old bastard. Don't you know I'm the champ? No, but like, anymore, I'm to the point where I love to kill, one of my favorite things is kill people with kindness. Yeah. Like, you know how to...
Speaker: Like around my age or whatever or a little bit younger than me I probably would have jumped out the car and been like, all right Don't have a good day people get out they get all pissy or my size
Speaker: Yeah, but you know for me to sit in the car just like real cop cool collective dead face. Just looking right in the face ago. I will fuck you up. I will absolutely destroy you. Have you heard this theory? It's not really a theory. It's actually a true thing, but uh, the most scary person is is the person that doesn't raise their voice. That's the one who doesn't talk. Well, that too.
Speaker: The one that's doing all the guessing and everything like that? The best example of that is Godric from True Blood. Yeah. Very tall stuff. That woman's screaming at Sookie. She's ready to kill him. And Godric, as comms could be like, you kill her, you will have problems. Now you need to get the fuck out of my nest. I'm going to fucking kill you.
Speaker: as cool, calm, as a cucumber as you can be and this bitch ran. You can do the easy way, do the hard way. I tell people the same thing. I don't keep a baseball bat in my car because I like baseball. I give baseball bat in my car because of assholes like you. It's a blocking device. It's to save your life.
Speaker: but I also keep a length of rope so that I can tie to the car and drag you with it. I'll do that. Oh, I will. I've almost done it a couple times. You're welcome. Yeah, we heard that. Nasty bastard. What's in your oomph? I turn around. I don't know what he's talking about either. I turn around and oomph. I'm old.
Speaker: Dude, I don't know about you, but every once in a while, you ever like scratch your back and get a knot? And then you're like, oh my God. I don't know. You know what? I was bitching last week about those steroids and all the side effects when I got the poison ivy. I started to go back to the gym Thursday. Man, I'm thinking about getting on steroids, boy.
Speaker: I feel like a fucking monster in the gym. Have you seen, have you seen, there's a, there's a challenge out there. I saw it on TikTok. These guys take a thousand pound dumbbell and they put it on the street and they will give you a thousand dollars if you can lift it. Are you gonna lift it? Like how much?
Speaker: No, like, how far do you have to, like, lift it all the way up or do you just kind of pick it? There's a Gold's Gym in California that will give you a hand. Because I think I've seen that. It's called, like, the Thor's Hammer Challenge or something like that. I don't know. I know Gold's Gym is doing one. They have a golden set. Yeah, they have a golden one. If you curl it, you get a lifetime membership free. Yeah, but that one's not. That one's, I mean, it's stupid heavy, but I don't think it's, like, a thousand pounds. But that's what I'm curious. Like, it took two guys to get it out of the truck.
Speaker: It's got to be 500 pounds. I don't think it's, I don't think it's 1 ,000, probably 500. They said it was 1 ,000 pounds. They said it was 1 ,000 pounds? Okay. That's what I'm curious, like, what do I, do I just need to pick it up off the ground? Or do I got to pick it up and stand up with it? Well, they were freaking out when one guy got it to stand up on its end. Like, it's stupid heaven. I was wondering. Yeah, I was going to say, I think I could, I think like,
Speaker: I think I could move it. I don't know if I can pick it up, but I know I can move it. You can roll it. That's about it. But that's why I asked the question. I mean, if I only got to just pick it up off the ground, you know, where it's like an inch off the ground.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. I could do that. I would try. Yeah, I mean, that would be a little I think that would be a little bit more achievable, not necessarily for me or are you or Tony or what? But somebody might be a little bit more achievable as opposed to grabbing it and picking it up, you know, picking it.
Speaker: picking it up and holding it up. But like they were literally, they didn't really specify because it was like Britain. But if you can, it says lift a thousand pounds for a thousand pounds. So they were in Britain, obviously. But dudes are sitting there. I mean, dudes that were like. What they meant, what they meant by lift a thousand pounds for a thousand pounds was you got to 500 pounds to 500 pound sweaty Betty's to take off sweaty Betty's.
Speaker: Random Rick, most guys watch True Blood because their women was watching it. That's the only reason why I watch that damn show. True Blood was actually a pretty good series. It wasn't that. True Blood was porn with a plot, dude. So was Spartacus.
Speaker: Spartacus was basically great show, great concept, but let's see how many people we can
Speaker: slam into this one episode just naked and fucking for no reason. I mean, there'd be a sex scene for no reason whatsoever. You'd have one of the gladiators talking to the Congress guy and he was just fucking one of his mates.
Speaker: Nice. And it was just like what you're you're talking about a serious battle strategy, you know, like, you know, you know, a strategy in the Coliseum, you're just sitting there railing one of your one of your handmaids. You know, just completely ass naked. It's just like, there's no reason. I was watching. I was watching. And Rick writes down Spartacus.
Speaker: If you watch Spartacus and you were a kid in the 90s and you ever watched Zena and had a crush on Lucy Lawless and always wanted to see her naked, you will get sick and tired of seeing her naked in Spartacus. Because I don't think she has clothes. I was watching that House of the Dragon that Game of Thrones spin -off and one of the one of the characters he was he was
Speaker: taking out a concession for the throne and he rents out a whorehouse and all his boys are sitting there railing some chicks and all of a sudden somebody's like shut up he's gonna speak what the fuck
Speaker: Like, it's not a close -up or anything. It's in the background. And I was like, wait. Now that was Spartacus. Yeah, Lucy Wallace is in Spartacus. And she's naked a lot. Trust me. When I first started watching it, I was like, oh, cool. Lucy Wallace is in here. I like her. I had a crush on her when I was younger. And then she got naked. I was like, ooh. I wondered most of my young teenage life what that looked like. Now, if I could find my teenage me and be like, just me, you'll just see it.
Speaker: And then it was three episodes later. All right, put some fucking clothes on, we get it. A lot of nudity, a lot of screwing, a lot of everything. Just randomly, like I said, randomly for no fucking reason. Be like some serious shit going on. What's the point of Spartacus, honestly? I haven't seen it. It's kind of like the movie Gladiator. You got your slaves that are turned into warriors for the Colosseum and stuff, fighters in the Colosseum. It's basically that. Spartacus trying to win his freedom.
Speaker: You know, honestly, Spartacus is basically Gladiator. Caligula. Caligula. Because Spartacus' family gets killed. I've seen that movie like three times, Tony. I cannot get through it. The point and plot of that movie is null and void. The point and plot of that movie is he's got to be the shit, and he's going to do what he has to do to be the shit, even when that married couple and he fucked around and put himself in. Dude, that's fucked up. That's it. Thank you. That scene haunts me.
Speaker: Oh, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, uh, because she was a version. No. He takes a bucket of, uh, pig lard, stuffs his arm in it to his elbow and shoves it up dude's ass to the elbow. And, and you're sitting there watching going, wait, what the fuck?
Speaker: Well, that's not how I planned to end my Friday night, but I guess this is happening. Here we go. The concept of what he does is called pre -monotra. And then Tony Stark said it on the, he's Ultron, yeah. And pre -monotra is before you get to fuck your wife, I get to fuck your wife. I can do it, just like. Because I'm the king. Nothing happens unless I allow it or I do it first. Yeah. That was the whole premise of the movie.
Speaker: was like the original meaning of the word fuck was fornication under the consent of the king because you weren't allowed to have sex unless you were reproducing exactly so you had to get consent from the king and that's where fuck came from
Speaker: But actually, that's actually not true. In that Nick Cage history of fuck, it's actually not true. Well, according to everything else, it is true. Hey, I'm not saying it is or isn't, but - You're really going to take the word of the guy who did Willie's Wonderland.
Speaker: Fuck you. Nick Cage is a fucking golden god and he should be praised for every movie he is in. That man is a genius. Fuck you. I am a big fan of Nick Cage, but I wouldn't go that far. And I'm the one that turned you on to Willy's Wonderland. You turned him on to Willy's Wonderland. You all heard it, right?
Speaker: Yeah, it turned him on to it like hey, check out this movie and he liked it. What movie is hilarious? Like we told you not to watch it. You need to see it, Tony. Let me turn you on. I will watch a movie called Willy's Wonderland. Get the fuck out of here. Let me turn you on, Tony. It's like Chuckie T .P .I. Come on, Tony. I'm gonna turn you on to it. Shit ain't working. Blouses. Yeah.
Speaker: You want some grapes? I need to buy the Chappelle show so I can start watching it again. That shit used to kill me. It's on Prime. It's on Prime. This bores me. Does anybody want to play a game of basketball? That shit, boy, I died the first time. I saw that. That shit still kills me. I think Chappelle shows on Prime or Paramount.
Speaker: Yeah. I have to look and see if I can find it because I love that show. It was on Netflix. Oh my god. That show killed me. Every episode was funny as fuck. I know it's on Prime because I was I started watching. That damn that damn Charlie Murphy. Charlie Murphy stories. They did. Charlie Murphy.
Speaker: The playing hands ball will always go down in history to me. Yeah, playing hands ball. The race train, that shit was funny as hell. The next award goes to a man they call the bomb threat on the Special Olympics. I said shit. Jesus.
Speaker: No, but my favorite Charlie Murphy story. My favorite Charlie Murphy story is him with Prince. Him with Prince. And Wayne Brady on the Shabelle shows. Oh. And Brady going to have to choke a bitch. Like, wait a minute. Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch? I mean, I just, I just, I just. That's not the way Brady we all know. Steve, say thank you to Dave. And then there's, and then there's, Shabelle should go skit where it's the, the N word family.
Speaker: I was watching an interview today with Dave Chappelle. I think he was on Conan O 'Brien or he was on Jimmy Fallon, one of the two, and he was talking about him and Cat Williams had a Twitter beef.
Speaker: Oh, no, shit. Right. Somebody, somebody, no, no, somebody made a fake Dave Chappelle Twitter page. Oh, yeah. I heard it was saying all kinds of crazy stuff, like just random shit. I was like, fuck you, buddy. And then he did like Dave Chappelle's like, you know, I was looking at it. He was actually kind of funny. But then he started a beef with Cat Williams. He's like, then I was at an event and Kevin Hartman was there. Kevin Hartman was like, hey, man,
Speaker: Cat Williams is here, so I wouldn't have found him. He's like, I wouldn't have found him. And I just walked up to him. The only thing I said is, I don't have Twitter. I don't have Twitter, man. I don't have, and Cat Williams was looking confused as fuck. And Cat Williams was like, I don't have fucking Twitter either. What is your problem? So it was two fake accounts going back and forth. Going back and forth. Dave Chappelle thought that Cat Williams was mad at anybody. He was like, I don't want no beef with Cat Williams.
Speaker: I was dying. And of course he was doing the Kevin Hart voice and the Cat Williams voice. And I was dying. He said Cat Williams looked me dead in the face and said, I don't have fucking Twitter either.
Speaker: Oh my goodness. I was just like, oh, that shit would be so funny to see a person, Kevin Hart, Kat Williams, and Dave Chappelle. Chappelle Yellen and Kat Williams, I don't have Twitter. And Kat Williams being confused as fuck. And to let you know, don't let internet beef bother you, y 'all. Do not let internet beef bother you. Half of it is trash. It's just a damn drama.
Speaker: I'm giving up. I'm giving up all the drama. It is officially September 1st. I have done my year. I am done. Y 'all gonna be who y 'all wanna be. I ain't got nothing to say. I'm just watching. Red hot chili peppers. One sec. Not red hot chili peppers. Yeah, red hot chili peppers. Give it away. Give it away. I ain't got nothing to do with it.
Speaker: Jeff was like, Jeff started thinking about Red Hot Chili Peppers. He was like, man, you're dating California? What? Hold on a second. What? That one for occasion? What the hell is he doing? Where's he going with this? But I gave him a red lion. I love that fucking song. I was listening to a, I've been on a rock kick lately, but I started listening to STP today.
Speaker: really didn't realize how much i like stone temple pilots oh and how many songs they had oh they got a ton i literally i literally went on and on on a day i want to see that new Elvis movie i haven't gotten around to it he stole the black man's music in his dance moves
Speaker: It's a radio HBO Max, I think. Yeah, I heard that movie was pretty dog shit and it's not accurate. It was? It was dog shit for real? I haven't seen it. I've heard good things, I've heard bad things. Yeah, I've heard bad things. It sounds like it's real middle of the road. The biggest thing I've heard about it, regardless of what side that they're on, is that it's not accurate at all. It's all Hollywooded up.
Speaker: Basically the entire movie. Yeah. Most of the body happens have been, have been Hollywooded up and talking about that two -part movie. Well, I've seen, I've seen the side -by -sides. I don't know if you've seen the side -by -side episode, things on, on TikTok where it's like the movie versus reality where, where like the dude that played Elvis in that movie is singing suspicious minds and making the exact same moves. Well, yeah, stuff like that. The story, the story is all, is all where like,
Speaker: like that Johnny Cash movie with Joaquin Phoenix, and the place Witherspoon or whatever. I think it was who was in it. They were actually singing in that. And that was a great movie. But it was legit. It was pretty accurate. Have you heard the story of the Cadillacs about Elvis? I heard this the other day. Apparently, Elvis was staying in a hotel. And he had a set of binoculars. And just down the road, in perfect view with binoculars, he could see a Cadillac dealership.
Speaker: And the phone number was on the side of the building, so he called it. And he said, hey, this is Elvis Presley. I want three new Cadillacs, but they better be spotless when I get there. And then sat there at the window and watched them clean the cars. And he thought it was the funniest thing ever. He's like, look at him running around cleaning them cars for me. And then went over there and paid for them cash. Unbelievable. It was like, I think he ordered 12.
Speaker: cars and you know Cadillac's back then were not small. They were, you know, 15 feet long. Yeah. So, he, he, he ordered like 12 of them and, and, and different colors, specific colors and he's literally looking through the binoculars while on the phone going
Speaker: You guys got a red one and he knows they got a red one because he's got, I want a red one with white interior. Yeah, we have one of those. I want a green one with blue interior. Yeah, we got one of those. He's like, yeah, give me those two. Give me a black one with black interior. And he's sitting around off every car on the front row. And they're like, yeah, we got one of those. I want them all, I want them cleaned in an hour. I'm going to be there. They was going crazy weren't they? And they were running around like, it's an insulin.
Speaker: Well, did he say who he was when he called him? Did he tell him? Yeah, he called him. This is Elvis Presley. Yeah. So they knew it was him. But for like first five minutes on the phone, they thought it was fake. Yeah, but I mean, yeah. They're Elvis fucking Presley. Yeah, but you don't. But who wouldn't have loved to have been a dealer or a salesman at that lock that day? Because you know you got bad. Yeah, amen to that. Well, I actually just saw, I just saw
Speaker: They were going on a sales room at a car dealership. They were like, what's the most college you ever sold in a day? And the highest number was six.
Speaker: That's a lot. Cause that paperwork is ridiculous. That's impressive. You know, so imagine getting a call saying I want 12 brand new fully loaded Cadillacs, basically the entire front row of your fucking lot. I want them. And you also got a factor in these car salesman. You got like even me, for instance, I'm not, I'm not the hardest customer in the world to work with or anything like that. I'm pretty comfortable.
Speaker: But I was indecisive. I knew what I wanted, but I had three to choose from. And then I took one of them out, so I had two that I was going back and forth with. And I debated it for like a half hour, 45 minutes.
Speaker: kept going back out and looking at him, looking at, looking at this, looking at that, you know, doing, you know, it was just like, so, you know, it's not only just the paperwork, but I mean, we all know that there's hard to deal with customers in any line of work that you do. So, yeah, if you get that as well. My grandfather, my grandfather bought all new trucks in 85 for the company, and he bought a new van. And I went with him, and
Speaker: He was like, we went in dressed like we were fucking homeless to the four kids. To see how they were going to treat you. Yeah, to see how they were going to treat you, yes. We went into the Chevy dealership. They ignored us. We went to the Dodge dealership. The guy was like, hey, would you guys like a cup of coffee? Want a donut? And my grandfather looked at him and says, yes, that would be great. And we'll take 12 of those vans.
Speaker: Ooh.
Speaker: And we drove through and he, my grandfather driving the first band, drove through the Chevy dealership. The guy was like, can I help you? And he's like, yeah, I was here about 45. I was here this morning. You fuckers ignore me. I just bought these 12 bands. You guys fucked up. Did the same thing at Ford dealership. I went to a Toyota dealership. They offered me to come up there. They said, if I just come in, I get a gift card to Walmart.
Speaker: Just come up there, look around. All right, no problem. Went up there, checked in, left the nose. No, no, as we took a couple of days and then I went up there, I had Jason with me, he was a baby. And then the wife and my stepdaughter came up. And I came up there, checked in. They're like, okay, no problem, we'll have somebody with you for a second. I sat there for an hour. Then I just got up and left. They called me afterwards. They said, Mr. Tangent, were you still coming? I said,
Speaker: Honestly, I was there, I sat there for an hour. They said, what? I said, I came in and checked them with your receptionist. She let the people know, and we sat there for an hour. Nobody said nothing. They said, will you come back? I said, yeah, sure, no problem. That was four years ago. That was about six years ago. When I finally decided that I was going to trade my car. Y 'all going to have to give me a car for me to come back. Yeah, I was going to trade my car. Trade in, no down payments, same car, no brand new vehicle. I'm listening. And I went to multiple Chevy dealerships.
Speaker: And they'd see me on the lot, acknowledge me on the lot, but that was it. I knew what I wanted. I knew what I was looking for.
Speaker: I'd go into the showroom and I was like, and I went to CarMax. I barely got in the door. And the guy who sold me my Equinox was right. Hey, how's it going? What's going on? What do we do for you today? You know, a cup of coffee or whatever. I'm like, no, I said, I said, I'm thinking about trading my car and I just don't know what I could get out of it and you know what I could afford and everything else. He's come over here. Let's, let's, let's talk some numbers and stuff. He's like, what kind of car you got? And I told him and showed him where it was. He's like, well,
Speaker: You know, the appraisal takes about a half hour, 45 minutes. Are you okay with that? And I was like, yeah, I guess we're going to, we're going to go look at it. We're going to drive it and stuff like that. Is that cool? And I was like, yeah, that's fine. So, you know, and then they had his, they, cause they have appraisers there to take the car out and drive it and look at it and do all that stuff. Yeah. And, uh, Hey, you know, and I was sitting there, he kept coming over every couple of minutes. You're good. You need anything? I'm like.
Speaker: Well, I don't mean it to be a schmuck, but my phone's about to die. He's like, come over here. I got you. Climbed underneath his desk, got on his hands and knee. Mind you, Carmax is under a remodel. So the whole inside of the showroom is a mess. He gets down on his hands and knees, climbing around under his makeshift desk. He's like, what kind of charger is it? And I told him, he's like, here we go. Here's a block. Plug it in right there. I was like, cool.
Speaker: You know, but, you know, the whole time we're waiting, but yeah, I mean, it all comes down to the end of the day. Customer service. I'll go back to a place and that's why I tell people all the time, you know, being in the line of work that I've, you know, that I'm in, that we're in Jeff, that we've, we've done most of our lives and stuff. Get at least three quotes. Get at least three quotes. If you, if you have somebody come and look at your house, have three different companies come and look at your house.
Speaker: You might not go with the cheapest. You might not go with the most expensive. You're going to go with the one that treats you right. You're going to find the guy who takes care of you and treats you the way you want to be treated. So you might pay a little bit more. You might pay a little bit less.
Speaker: you're going to get treated right. And I'll go back to places. I mean, that's right. You know, something as simple as my bank shop that I go to and I go by, I know all the guys in there. I usually hang out in there for five, 10 minutes. Bullshit. They know about the podcast. We talked about my tattoos. You know, the one guy that works in there, he actually went up and set up an appointment with, with Dustin. Nice. And he's already got another guy in the same shop that does his work. And he set up an appointment with Dustin after you've seen mine.
Speaker: So, you know, it's like, it's all about customer service. Yeah. You know, for me. Like the dealerships here, the car dealerships here are the weirdest thing. I can go in there, I can walk the entire lot, walk the entire showroom and not see a single person. No, you won't see that here. No, the cars are free, aren't they? Yeah, apparently, because I literally, I went to the Dodge dealership the other day, I was looking at the new Jeeps.
Speaker: And I literally walked around for 45 minutes. Their offices are glass fronted offices. Nobody was in them. I was like, I literally saw one guy mopping the floor. I was like, are you guys closed? He's like, no, they're here. I think they want to launch. So they all went to lunch at the same time? I mean, you, geez. Oh, yeah, most times, yeah. But the Honda dealership here, them boys are on point. I just wish I liked Honda better.
Speaker: You all right? All right, we had three and a half. I'm about to drop down. Yeah, I got a couple things I need to do. I gotta get ready for Monday. Monday, the floodgates dropped, Tony, on that residuals. I finally got everything set. I'm gonna be honest with you. As long as you ain't broke, I ain't got shit to say. I got, I'm starting to set a point as well. As long as you ain't broke, I ain't got shit to say.
Speaker: Well, I made a joke with my boss because of this residual money. I said, I told him, I said, you know, I'm not gonna be happy until I hit 50 grand a month. He's like, yeah, that's 100 % possible. I was like, wait, what? He's like, I'm gonna be upset if you don't make it 150 a month. Well, then there the fuck you go. And I said, really? Yeah, we have - Good, I'm about to drop down. I was waiting till you came back. I'm gonna be at three and a half hours. I'm gonna go chill out with Jason for a little bit and I gotta shave and do some laundry too, so. Shave what?
Speaker: What are you going to say? Cat? Munchy cheese? The fuckers are jealous. It's hard to look this good. It's hard to look this good. I just want to let y 'all know, OK? It's Munchy Chee. Girl doll, boy doll. School time and football fan outfits are each sold separately. Munchy Chee, Munchy Chee.
Speaker: I didn't mean to do that again. Boy, this is awful.
Speaker: Why are you so angry right now? I'm not fucked. Not you. Holy shit. That could have been me. This dude on Twitter is like, fuck the Irish, eh? I literally put that Monty Cheat video for a one -time use. Chris used it multiple times already. So he's going to go shave his Monty Cheat. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, we could wrap this up. Hopefully I'll be getting a phone call soon. We'll see. I was done doing after showing everything tonight. Oh, I don't know if I can. I got a headache like you read about. Yeah, I'm starting to, that's what I'm starting to, that's what I said. I was ready now. I'm starting to get a headache and
Speaker: Yeah, I with the exception of the show You're prematurely aging kind of like your premature ejaculation You're premature height as well
Speaker: I'm just being a jerk. Oh, where is it at? There's so much shit. There it is. There's so much music and shit in here. And I even move stuff so I can kind of use it. No, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out like always. We will be back Monday for a brand new episode of Nonsenseful Nonsense. Tony and I will be here. Maybe Smoke will be here. Hell, who knows? What? You guys aren't already good. Check us out on all social media.
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Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red The keywiz was passing through the wind and she called me
Speaker: Break down to the breach he said Oh, I'm all gold in the sky Take this back and bite I wanna live forever And no spirit in the earth Give me a new word Make me a guideline
Speaker: Look on as she stops the feast They run the smile on her face as she walks right to leave It's a lamp to back her head
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp cheddar combos over there. It's kind of like a rich crack of pregnant with a cheese baby. Cheese baby.
Speaker: Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362 and I'm going to have to have it exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. What's that? What's that? Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck. Damn it, Chuck, you motherfucker.
Speaker: I'm all out in the sky Take this back with me I wanna live forever And now Spirit in the earth Give me whatever Make me a god like you
Speaker: Yeah, that's how you do the show right there, boys. Little black top mojo in your ear holes. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We appreciate that, as always. We'll be back Monday with a brand new episode of Nonsense for Nonsense. So make sure you guys come hang out with us on YouTube and Twitch. But in the meantime, check us out on Spotify and all social media, at Nonsense for Nonsense. Jeffrey. Bill.
Speaker: at least he didn't call you Venus. You got over the blank expression you had on your face. You just sit there staring at your hair starting to get a little bit long. So you just kind of look like Walton Goggins from
Speaker: That's my guy. I like that guy. What do you got to say to these peoples? Deuces. Tony D. Is anything important? Life changing? That you would like to tell these some bitches? You emphasized it properly. Some bitches? That too. Mother had ya. Mother made ya. Mother fuck ya.
Speaker: Oh, hell yeah. Oh, that'd be good or be good at it. Good night Seattle. Fuck you Portland. And goodbye motherfuckers. Hit the button. Hit the button. Are you sure Tony? Yeah, hit the button.
