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Speaker: Hey, did we stop Asian hate?
Speaker: I think we did because I don't see anything about it on social media.
Speaker: Dear Burger King, can you make one commercial that isn't creepy, weird, or annoying?
Speaker: This new campaign sounds like Arnie from What's Eating Gilbert Grape doing the jingles.
Speaker: Whopper, whopper, I like whoppers.
Speaker: You can't find me, Gilbert.
Speaker: Oh, this just in.
Speaker: Cuba to host Chinese spy base to eavesdrop on America.
Speaker: Don't worry about it, America.
Speaker: Biden is on the case.
Speaker: Make no mistake, China is in Canada.
Speaker: It's on the west coast of the U.S. Now it's in Cuba.
Speaker: I hate communists.
Speaker: All they do is boss people around.
Speaker: Got your celebrities who need attention scorecards out?
Speaker: Mentally out of alignment and I'm sure oppressed for some reason, singer Demi Lovato, formerly an attractive woman, then later a chubby butch non-binary pseudo-lesbian, has now dropped her they-them pronouns going back to she-her because she said they-them was absolutely exhausting.
Speaker: Now you know how we all feel.
