Nonsensical Nonsense 196 Just fuckery

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Speaker: what's going on everybody welcome welcome to nonsensical nonsense hopefully you guys had a good monday

Speaker: Hopefully you guys had a good start your week. I'm click. I'm hanging out with you Maybe the guys will be here hell who knows at this point. I'm gonna go in I'm gonna start a new search and find new co -hosts Reliable ones if you will But anywho you guys aren't already go ahead and check out the social media I forgot my name. I changed my name Saturday. Sorry. I

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Speaker: getting laundry done and all that shit. Waiting on the kids to get back here or getting stuff ready for when the kids get back, got back home today. So, try to anyway. Oh, hello Raph. Fries will drop to excuse me. I literally just got done cooking dinner right before the, get up there, get in your spot and stay there. There we go. Stay. Hey, what's going on?

Speaker: Beats me, Cam. What's going on, JantersBucks? How y 'all doing? Beats me. I mean, as I said at the beginning, I'm going to post a job search for a new co -host. Because apparently the ones I have can never be here on time.

Speaker: or be here in general. So, no, I don't know where Tony said he was gonna be here tonight. I think he's out and about. I don't know. Jeff, I mean, if you guys have listened to the podcast for more than 10 seconds, you know Jeff has some new gig at work or whatever. So, and I think Smokey is being a world traveler, to be honest with you. I haven't heard from Smoke in a while.

Speaker: I'm just gonna I'm just gonna brush my beard apparently cuz that's all I'm good for just call my beard here But and other news I Figure I'll say this now before anybody else joins up I'm wearing green tonight in honor of the green Power Ranger Jason David Frank, man. I don't know if you guys heard or not but He died the other day. I played Tommy on the original Power Rangers Plus

Speaker: I think four or five other different Power Rangers. He was in a ton of television shows and stuff like that Yeah, I'm yeah, I'm alone I'm alone Yeah, the side effects of adulting but anywho I Kind of sucked man. I kind of

Speaker: What up, Chris? What up, motherfucker? Kind of hit me. Kind of not like, oh, like sitting around sobbing, being all depressed. It was just kind of like a part of my childhood just died, man. In all honesty, because, um, you know, I grew up watching the Power Rangers and, and I've been a fan of his. I follow him on social media and everything like that. He seemed like a pretty good dude. Uh, he was always talking about positivity.

Speaker: And and lifted people up and he had sound like he had still had a million and one things that he had going on But um early reports are saying Suicide that's just wild another one, you know Man I hate to start to show out on such a somber note, but Jesus Christ

Speaker: We've lost the, yeah, right? I think a lot of us grew up watching the Power Rangers. It's just wild to see somebody like him and he's always so happy and carefree and positive and uplifting others. And it's like, what was he dealing with on the inside? I mean, Robin Williams was the same way. I mean, Lord knows. You know, say the happiest people.

Speaker: I mean, myself personally, Lord knows I've gotten real **** good at wearing a smile and faking it. It is what it is. I think a lot of people out there have at the end of the day. Faking until you make it because at the end of the day, nobody really gives a **** about you in my experience. So, they care as long as they need something from you. Once they get whatever it is they need or whatever validation they

Speaker: but it's it was just wild and then um I don't know if you guys are supernatural fans um the the the the lady that played Meg the original Meg and the what first or second season or whatever it was she passed away this weekend too of um she lost her battle to leukemia. I was just like damn like they coming threes. So who's next? Who's next in the celebrity world?

Speaker: Uh, but no, uh, definitely, uh, not that, not that, uh, not that our opinions or anything like that matters, but, uh, definitely sending some good thoughts and positive vibes, uh, to the families of both of those, both, both, both of them people, Jason, David, Frank, and the girl's name escapes me right now. So I do apologize for that. Just look up the original make supernatural. You'll see who she is.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, I think Robin Williams has been dead for how long now? What? I would just call it racist because I own season pork chop. What? I would just call it racist because I own season pork chop. They are season. I just did them differently. It's like salt and butter and stuff like that. I don't know why that makes you racist, but okay. If Tony was here, we could ask you. Oh man. I have just felt like.

Speaker: Just blah today. Why are you learning this? Ah, cause my co -hosts suck. I'm going to fire them all and hire a bunch of chimpanzees. Might be mildly, uh, mildly, uh, more entertaining. I think Connor's going to roll up in here and save the day. Pick up the slack of the other two, three, four,

Speaker: I would be embarrassed if I was those guys to be honest with you. It only takes one Connor to do the job for them. Do I need to get Connor some, some theme music. Like I need to, I need to download the pesh mode, my personal Jesus or whatever. I can throw everybody out. Connor rolls up in here. Just play depression mode. Nobody's heard of the best mode in years. Some of you guys may not even know who they are, but it is what it is.

Speaker: I wanna go into how I started my day, but I kinda wanted to wait and see who was gonna pop in here with me because my morning started with a giant, what the fuck? Really? It's a short week too. I've only got two more days at work. I got Thursday off, I got Friday, I took Friday off. So I don't know why I took Friday off. Man, I'm probably thinking about, I don't know what I'm gonna do this weekend.

Speaker: I think about going out of town for the weekend, but I have no idea. As I've been saying on the show, I've got an urge to just go on and just take a road trip. Still no where. That's the problem. And it's getting cold, so.

Speaker: It's not like you can go somewhere and just, just fucking go run around. Although a couple winners ago, I did go to, I did go up to Michigan for a week and had a pretty good time a couple of years back. Just by myself, went up there for a week and I hung around the hotel, but I did go,

Speaker: Go see a buddy. I did go up to Ann Arbor and I was in a ball didn't go up to Ann Arbor. I was literally right Five seconds away from Ann Arbor. You've salinity or whatever the hell it's called Did you hear about what happened in Buffalo the snowstorm? Yeah, that was wild I got a buddy of mine that's up there right now he went up for her Thanksgiving he was posted a a bunch of pictures of

Speaker: because his kids are from down south. He lives down in Georgia now. His kids are from down there. So, they ain't never seen snow like that. And he was posting a bunch of pictures, dude. It was insane. I mean, it was, I mean, piles of snow stacked as tall as houses and **** It was **** crazy. But his kids were having a ball. Look at that.

Speaker: Oh my gosh. Okay. So, yes, yes. A Power Ranger died. I need you to get out of your depressive episode. I'm not in an oppressive episode. You seem to be in one. Hold on. It's like you mentioned that and you went from happy to sad. I got it. I got it. What up, Chris? He's Depeche Mode's personal Jesus. Is this your theme song?

Speaker: Yes, I know. I can feel the depression coming from you and I just said, you know, I need to save him. Again. No, no. That's, you know, Jesus. No, no depression coming from me. I have no reason for these things. Jesus. Other than the fact, did you see my Snapchat stories today? Not really depression. Not really depressing.

Speaker: take a look at that picture. Oh, yeah. No, I saw that. I was. Yeah, I got as soon as soon as I got to work today, right? We got this Deputy Dan, Deputy Doofy, if you will, security guy that sits out in the parking lot. He was like he came up to my car and he was like, I got a question for you. I was like, yeah, he's like, you know who the maintenance guy or maintenance people are around here? I was like, yeah, me. What's up? And he was like,

Speaker: there's water spraying all over the side of the building. What? So, we have the main irrigation line comes up out of the ground and kind of you see in the picture and it comes up and helps over there shut off valves and everything. The **** water is just spraying right up the side of the building out into the grass just everywhere. It's it's about this **** deep. So, I'm I'm ankle deep and and

Speaker: The shutoff valves had ice all around them. I didn't even tie my boots for work yet today. What's the weather like in Ohio? It's it's fucking cold. It's 45 right now. That's not terrible. No, it's not terrible right now, but it was it was it was in the 20s this morning. Well, like the rest of this week, we're going to be in the 50s. We got a heat wave coming through.

Speaker: So what's with the other two never showing up anymore? I feel like second time in two weeks, I've had to work on a Monday. Well, it's smoke hasn't been here for a while either. But I think he's he's traveling the world. He's on the smoke world tour. I don't know what's going on, Mike. Mike works there. Mike works third shifts now. Third shift. So I'm here for Dick money.

Speaker: sucking beer for dick money. That's what Tony's doing. And Jeff's out there sucking beer for goat money. Yeah. Well, it's how he's been working swing shifts. So he, you know, he's at work during the week and sometimes on the week. If you listen to the podcast for more than 10 seconds, you've heard Jeff mentioned his new gig 475 times, you know, in a one hour segment.

Speaker: in the middle of the day. And I'm like, dude, I'd love to talk to you more about this, but I'm in the middle of kind of work. I don't know enough about it to know anything about it. I'm always weird free money, but yeah, you know, it's one of those things like,

Speaker: It sounds great, but there's a, you know, there's a catch usually is, but you know, there are some things out there. It's like, it's not that, uh, it's not that there are anything bad as much as they sound like they make you money a lot faster than they do. And it takes a lot more work than it is, uh, et cetera, et cetera. Guess I'll watch this dumpster file. I wouldn't call making hot dogs in the microwave cooking supper. Calm down there.

Speaker: Chef Boyardee. Chef Boyardee. Chef Boyardee. I'm making a four course meal. I got hot dogs in the microwave. I got hot dogs in the microwave. I got Tatina's pizza rolls on the side. A jar of applesauce. And a jar of applesauce I threw on the stove top for dessert. I call it my apple pie.

Speaker: I bought a pie crust and dump apple applesauce into it. Honestly, it's the most decadent thing I think I ever made. No, that's all I just got done doing. I was cooking dinner. I came home and as soon as I got well. Of course, my daughter messages me when I'm I'm willing to pick them up my middle one. She's on my son's phone. And you call mama and see where she's at because I left my phone at their house.

Speaker: Well, you can get it in the morning. I'll tell her to bring it with her in the morning that she can give it to cash or whatever. I need it tonight. Well, that's unfortunate. I was like, why do you need it tonight? So instead of getting home at, you know, a little after four, like I normally do, I didn't, uh, didn't get home until almost five and I was like, I still got to cook dinner. It's four 20. Chris, you're the one that lives out in Tejas. Correct. Is it only, is it four 20 where you are too?

Speaker: Yes. Yeah. What is mountain time? I think. I don't know. I thought Texas for three hours behind us and I got yelled at for it. I'm like, not bad. New Mexico. See. Did you get that mess cleaned up? What up? I'm going to join while I'm doing work. Suppose you got the invite, bro.

Speaker: got everything ready for Thanksgiving too. Fat kitted. I don't know what I'm doing for Thanksgiving yet. I'm debating if I'm going to sit at home or like I normally do. Oh shit. Yeah.

Speaker: Yes, sir. I got that. I got that. I got the best. I just turned the valves off. Yeah. So what I was saying about that irrigation pipe busting today. Oh, I thought we're talking about both shut off. Both shut off. Both shut off. Vows had like an inch and a half of ice all the way around them. So I'm sitting out there standing in water, kicking the shit out of the ice, hoping that I don't break the entire pipe system and everything.

Speaker: Finally got it shut off. I sent pictures and stuff to my boss. I was like, here, you need to call somebody and have them come out and fix it. I did my part. I did my part. My part was to stop the water. Oh, you don't do shit. I know. You literally don't do anything at work, do you? I mean, I do stuff. I change light bulbs today. Oh, no. I had a rough day at work today. I had to kick a pipe.

Speaker: It's better kicking a pipe than kicking a contractor. Kicking a contractor is fun. It is fun, especially when it's my electricians, but he likes it though. He usually calls me. He calls me Daddy. Daddy, can you come? No, he's in the microwave last night. Oh yeah.

Speaker: I ordered, I ordered pizza for lunch last night. I was like, I'm not going to cook because the kids weren't here. So it was just me. I ordered pizza for lunch. I was like, yeah, I'm not going to cook later on either. So I just got an extra large pizza for myself that I sat here and snacked on from like 1230 until I went to bed last night. We had a CQ the other day. I worked on Saturday. CQ is charged, recorded and charged as a barracks for 24 hours straight and sucks. What's that fuck?

Speaker: I usually end up having to pay for pay for something. And people just kept bringing in food. And I ended up having like six slices of pizza because dudes just kept giving until somebody orders a pizza. No, we can hear you.

Speaker: We hear you. Is this Tony D or Smoke? Oh, man. I can't hear you guys. We're missing the video. I'm going to try to leave the studio and re -enter. Okay. I don't know if you hear me or not. I'm going to try and... Okay. You better have that video ready when he comes back. No, he doesn't turn his video on. No, not his video.

Speaker: He's not white. Come on now. He keeps his identity a secret. He's like a superhero. Only a few chosen people know his identity really is.

Speaker: I got so many clips for that episode that I'm going to be posted on Tiktok and stuff. Oh, from the sitting outside. For that episode of load, I posted the one. All right. There you go. Now, can you hear us? What's up? I can hear you guys loud and clear. Can you guys hear me? What's up? What's up? What's going on, man? Hello, Beto, baby. What's going on, Princess? Now that we've blown out her ears.

Speaker: She's permanently deaf for the rest of her life. Yeah. I don't want to say any bad words into the ears of a baby. I'm live from the word site from a project site. So it's a lot of instruction, a lot of engineering going on over here. But, uh, what's up brother? How you been, Blake? Good man. How you been?

Speaker: Oh, good. Oh, good. What's up, my brother? I haven't met this other gentleman on the panel yet. So I can't read the words. What's up? That's Connor. It doesn't say you're Jesus. It says Glitz. Okay. All right. I would never claim to be the real thing. I say so often that he might as well just call me his Jesus.

Speaker: He's my personal Jesus. Salute the Glitch Jesus and salute to the baby Glitch Jesus. Glitch going to, Glitch going to crucify his Jesus eventually.

Speaker: Oh, man. Take your time. Take your time, brother. I'm going to see if my baby will behave if he'll rise after three days. Oh, man. I'll do it in two. Oh, boy. That's another story. How you guys doing? Long time no seek, Blake. Yeah, man. How you been? What you been up to? You've been traveling all over the place, I see. You've been doing this, doing that. I see you every once in a while on the Gram.

Speaker: as the kids say, on the Gram. Yeah, I've been on the road for a few weeks. We're talking about, and yeah, it's been kind of crazy for the last couple of weeks. And then when I come back in town, they have me on a daytime. I'm working on a daytime project. So it's like spinking up my air time from like six to, you know what I mean? Mm -hmm.

Speaker: So I've been on site from like, I've been on a project site from like 3 p .m.

Speaker: So like they had me scheduled, jammed up for the next couple of weeks. I'm like, Oh no. So I can't even come in and have both. Shit. Fuck that. I'm coming in to have some fun right now. God damn it. But I can't, you know, I can't get my fun in like usual cause I'm committed to working. You know what I mean? I'm committed to coming in at 6 PM on Monday. It's a rock with you guys. The man, the man got me jammed up, man.

Speaker: The man is trying to hold the black man down while he's trying to create an ethnically diverse situation. You know what I'm saying? You guys, you got Ebony and Aubrey here and the man is still trying to hold me down like this is the black thing.

Speaker: We're trying to, we're trying to unify. We want unity and peace amongst the races and they're screwing it up. Damn liberals. Yeah. Yeah. They're trying to, they're trying to, they're trying to, the man is trying to hold me back from ethnic diversity. They're trying to say nah man, we're going to only let you, you know, go with a certain crowd, but I'm, I'm bucking against the machine.

Speaker: We still want to keep this ethnic diversity rolling. You are my brother from another mother. You know, rock and roll, baby. You heard? For real. You ain't wrong. My man's preaching. My man's preaching. You like that Jesus? Got Glick from the Northern Isles. You got Smoke who's obviously not from the Northern Isles. You got Jess from the Eastern Isles.

Speaker: Yeah, Mexican Jeff with the flag. He's short and Mexican. All he needs is a good man. He'll fit right in down there. We just need him to grow one of those like Hispanic goatees. The Pedro.

Speaker: I don't know what time it's been. Y 'all up in here talking about this. Hey man, Tony J, what up? My three long time, don't you see, man? What up? Tell me. Salute, my brother. What's good, man? What are you doing, man? You all over the place. You mean anyone? Yeah, it's a channel called Wild World of Smoke. Like, trust me, trust me.

Speaker: Yeah, that that's going to be that's going to be on a YouTube back and we still want to keep it popping. Start next Sunday. We back in the game. Um, you know, I've been forced to hit the road for a few weeks. I know it was like, oh, man, what the hell? So so I'm back in the game, man. I'm back in the game. Oh, thanks for having me, big lick. You're part of the year. What are you talking about? Salute man.

Speaker: salute i'm sorry to have abandoned i feel like i've been to the family for a few weeks but this is you know feel like i've been on abandonment but i try to drop in the chat room every you know every in between when i could so i'm back bitches i'm used to my family abandoning me i mean i did grow up in an orphanage so

Speaker: I mean, I've tried too much more times. But I continue to have to say. I rose from the ashes and now I'm the greatest champion. I mean, I was about to mention Chris, you're being disputed currently as the champion in this video right now. Oh man. Tony's name. He's the champ. How's my audio?

Speaker: This is the temporary logo. This is the mobile. This is the all location logo.

Speaker: It's usually the red and white, like, like, like you got a Coke and then you got smoke. So I like to stick with that. Actually, I'm going to switch it up. So when I go mobile again, everything is consistent. I like to keep consistency. But I miss y 'all brothers, man. I miss y 'all brothers.

Speaker: I think it's good for a new phase of your podcast specifically. You did carry up more for quite a while. That one is very creative. I think you should run with it. Personally, that would be my vote. There's technicians going on camera. You know, I do like the new profile pic. That's nice. That is. That's nice. I like that. Thank you. Thank you. I say run with it personally. I say run with it.

Speaker: That's cool. I just had that on a mobile. I just had that on a mobile for a while, but it looks different. It looks a little creative. I think it's pretty fun. I don't want it to get confused. I don't want it to get confused with a rainbow look, because there's too many colors in there. This is right to the rainbow, but it looks a little colorful. So I'm going to have to go with the red and white. I'm going to have to go classic. It's not necessarily rainbow, which I think it'll fly with no controversy.

Speaker: Yeah, for real though, Tony, your audio is a little quiet. No disrespect. No, I don't expect, but Smoke said he is on location at work and I heard the equipment in the background earlier and everything else. So if the audio is a little bit off, that's okay. If he was at the studio, no, we can't hear each other. At all? No, now we can. Oh, okay. Pump it up a little bit, Tony D. Pump it up a little bit.

Speaker: You put wish version champ, oh hell no. Sorry, sorry, auto correct. Michael say, let me know, let me know if the audio, let me know if the noise from the job site in the background is too much and I can just

Speaker: mute my mic until I have something to say. You know what I mean? Because I don't want too much going on. You don't have to raise your voice. The background isn't that bad. And your voice is coming in pretty good. So you don't have to like get high. You don't have to do anything. You sound like you just sound like you're in a bathroom. You know, you know, like if you're on the phone with somebody, they're in the bathroom. But it's fine because you're like you said you're on location. So I'm not going to I'm not going to go.

Speaker: God damn it, Smoke, your audio sounds like shit. If you're in the studio, if you're using your studio, it'd be a whole other ballgame. I'd be like, Smoke, what the hell is going on in your studio? You sound like you're on a corded phone for the 80s, that's how you say it, but you're still good. So what I do is I'll mute my mic until I got something to say, just to keep the background clean. So when I got to say something, I just jump on. In the meanwhile, I keep it clean.

Speaker: There's a bunch of bulldozers and, you know, a bunch of BBB's going on in the back. So I'll just, I'll meet my mic until I got something to say. So keep it rolling fellas. Good seeing you. Good hearing from you too. Pointing at the bulldozers over to Blake's house. What? Not towards the crib. No, no, no. I didn't say anything. No, you sound like someone who called in on a radio show.

Speaker: Yes. You won't, you won't win any money here, but I mean, you can call in. Long time listener. First time caller. It's smoked for New York. How you doing? What's going on? Love your show. Love what you guys do. Well, I, I, I got, um, the other morning I was taking my, uh, taking my kids to school and, um, the, the radio station I listened to in the morning, I wanted to five.

Speaker: the bone down in Tampa, they were at Walmart doing a food drive for Thanksgiving and collected money and stuff like that for local charity and local families in need. And they were having all kinds of technical difficulties. Their audio sounded like shit and everything else. My daughter was sitting beside me, my middle daughter, and she's like, see that?

Speaker: These are, this is a big time real radio show and they have issues. So you don't have to be mad when you guys have issues. And I was like, you know what? You're right. I don't. I don't get mad. I don't get mad when we have technical difficulties anymore. I used to get frustrated with it, but not anymore. I just go with the flow. It is what it is because usually, yeah, before when we would have technical difficulties, Jeff would just duster the camera.

Speaker: Now, now you have your lord and savior here to come along and break the silence when you when you go away and you freeze and I'm like, well, so, Jeff, anyway, let's talk about movies. It's going to be you before long. You don't have the the gumption to do it. Oh, I'm not going to do it. Just like in the

Speaker: Who's your wife? Yeah, where's your wife? She's gonna be your Judas. Oh, no, she loves me entirely too much. She's like, I just, she's like, I just upped that life insurance policy. Let's get rid of it. Yeah, you got to make it look like an accident. I'm not really sure that me hanging from a crucifix would really work as an accident. I mean, you call yourself Jesus, the prophecies foretold.

Speaker: I'm okay with that being the way that I go honestly it'd be really a hell of a way to go it would I'd be remembered for at least a little while at least in the news yeah on the news at least definitely a hot news article that we'll get that popping on youtube and we'll you know we'll keep the legacy going you can't you can't crucify a white dude and then not end up on the news

Speaker: No, no. We still trying. We still trying. See, see, smoking. I talk about unifying and bringing the people together. YouTube jackasses want to keep us divided. That's what's wrong. You know, I don't know. It's the masses. It's the masses that keep us divided, you know, because if we keep bickering over small shit, black and white,

Speaker: we're not focused on the bigger picture as in rich and poor. Cause remember, because all black and white, if you're on a level playing field, as far as poverty or as far as regular or average Joe, you're the enemy because remember it's about, it's not about what the color of your skin is. It's all about stomping out the middle class and making rich and poor. So we have to realize we're in the same boat together.

Speaker: And when we realize we're in the same boat together, then we can stand together and then we can fight against the effort that's going on. But as long as the media keeps us divided, oh, it's black against white, but we don't realize it's bigger than black against white. It's about the powers that be creating a poverty class and a higher echelon class. So,

Speaker: in between the middle people, AKA the middle class, which are the productive members of society like us that, that, you know, pay the most taxes and everything. You understand? It's all about destroying us. So if they eliminate the middle class, it's rich and poor. And then you create a class of, uh, what we call socialism or, or, uh, you know, I don't want to get too political. It's not a political show. We all are having fun.

Speaker: But these are things we need to consider when we think about, oh, I hate this guy, or I hate that guy. No, we're all in the same boat together in the eyes of the people that control the narrative, and control the media, and control our emotions and our thoughts, and how we feel about one another as a whole. And that's when it grow on. I'll leave it at that. You know? That's how I feel about it. That's the 100 % truth, though. I feel it.

Speaker: The man holding us down is E .G. Ford. How can I hate you? It's not about the man holding us down because as an individual, we live in a capitalist society. So we have the ability to try to finagle our way to the money. It's all about the ability to have the ability to finagle your way to the money and figure out how these people are making money. And how do people that quote unquote oppress other people

Speaker: make their money so once we figure out how to make their money we can make the money and then we can realize hey man it's not about the color it's not black white this that and the other it's rich versus poor and when the poor whites recognize that they're in the same boat as the poor blacks then we can get somewhere as a whole but like you're not better than the poor black guy like i have a lot more money than the poor white guy but

Speaker: I mean, we looked at like different, but at the end of the day, it's all about dollar and cents. So let's not look at each other as this, that and the other. You understand what I'm saying? Because the whole system is to hold us down as a group. The people that are trying to limit our abilities to do things and this and that, they're not looking at, Oh, let's limit the black folks. Let's limit the white folks. They're looking at everybody as a group. Like if you don't earn X amount, we're going to exclude you.

Speaker: in certain things, or if you don't earn certain amount, we're gonna include you in certain things. So that's what we have to realize as a whole, man. You know what I mean? Oh, fuck. Smoke, you've been missing doing your show, haven't you, man? Because you come in with all kinds of things to say tonight. Yeah, you know, sometimes I keep it real. Sometimes I keep it comedy. But sometimes we got to keep shit real. You know what I mean?

Speaker: I'm just, I'm kind of, I'm kind of mad at the fact that you pointed out the two poor white guys in the room and made it clear that you had more money than us. That's exactly what I was thinking when he said it. No, but it's not about that. But see what I'm trying to see is it's just a, it's just a, it's just a,

Speaker: I don't know the word to look I don't know the word to describe it I'm not saying I have more than you guys per se but I'm just saying like, you know the ladder the ladder of Social economy and a ladder and everything, you know, it's like, okay You're this you're that but it's not allowed this or that that's what I'm trying to get at You know what I mean? It's all about as the people We need to

Speaker: kind of understand where we're going, like, you know, as a society, because it's not about black versus white, Asian versus this, this versus that. It's about rich versus poor. And as long white people don't realize that they're oppressed as well. Poor white folks don't realize they're oppressed as well, just like black folks are, because you don't get certain opportunities. So don't just look at it as, hey man,

Speaker: And I'm definitely not the black guy to say, Hey man, Hey, the white man is holding me down. No, but you got to realize it's not the white man. The system, the system in general holds certain people to a limitation and you have to figure out how to work your way through the smoking mirrors to find out how to make your money. Because as a whole, they want to impress, they want to impress everybody. It's not just about a certain color.

Speaker: And once we get past the color shit, we good. That's the whole concept of this shit. You know what I mean? Like shit, everybody has the same opportunity. But if they're tricking you into believing you don't have an opportunity and they're keeping you down and they're putting things in place to oppress you,

Speaker: White and Black folks are oppressed equally, but white folks don't even realize they going through the same oppression that we are. I think what Smoke's trying to say is... What Tony?

Speaker: I believe my funky boots out of this, so we're gonna have a problem. Yeah, that definitely sounded kind of fucked up. I was expecting that you got me fucked up, you know, but you know, it's all good.

Speaker: No, uh, yeah, technician, you see how my, how my Monday started? Yeah. That was, that was exciting. Jeez Louise. I was telling Connor earlier, fucking cold ass weather and water don't go together. We had a squirter on the property.

Speaker: We had a gusher. Oh, this is like the seventh time I've heard you tell that goddamn story and it's been 45 minutes. Would you rather we discuss the the hierarchy of the Star Trek franchise for the 900th time?

Speaker: I think right now is the fact that you seem to be having a stroke and or exhibiting Alzheimer's symptoms over the last 45 minutes. Or we can talk about how I'm going to be the same. Joe Biden. The kids they were playing with my beard hair and felt good. No kids play with my beard hair.

Speaker: My beard is is 18 and up. I would have to clarify because some people like questions but 18 and up. Women's only. Women's women's women's. Ah, don't do that again. I don't like men's no more. That made everyone in here uncomfortable.

Speaker: Once again, this is me trying to save you from jail, Chris. I think I'm saving you. That's Tony. I've been trying. This motherfucker don't want to listen. They're still messed up for real? Yeah, I think mine is bad, but you're worse.

Speaker: What's going on with your mic? Say something. How about now? How about now? Nothing is a little better. You're just quiet. Yeah. First demo, I forgot what the hell I was going to say now. Shit. Okay, these are just better for listening. I could live with that. There we go. Yeah, you sound way better. Yeah, you sound good.

Speaker: What the hell is gonna say? 475 earbuds, Tony bought himself for his birthday. All four cents. And they're dope. But carries around one of those silver briefcases. I really wanted to hear what Tony had to say, but I forgot the guy who owns the show keeps interrupting your ass. Yeah, he does all the time, cuz it's his show, and he's gonna do it. My show, when am I?

Speaker: Columbus.

Speaker: You said you're from Newark. Well, I live in Newark, but I'm supporting artists from, and Blanchard Mojo's from Texas. I live in Newark. Columbus, Ohio. Southern Columbia, Ohio, man. Who's from fucking Newark? I was glad you said it, right? Newark, yeah. I'm just gonna sit here and call my beard. I won't be here. How do you spell that? N -triple -e -r -k. I won't be here.

Speaker: I know you won't bring moms. You won't bring moms up on the show. Hell no. My moms has been here. Don't you want to bring his mom up on the show? Happy early birthday, Tony D. I appreciate you, girls. I appreciate you. I might skip you. If I can get away from everybody in about 10 minutes, I'm going to try and jump up real quick and do a live or something. So then when's the funeral?

Speaker: right after I meet you. First of all, I'm gonna be up there for a couple of days. Then I'm gonna come back. I'll probably be here to put up Saturday. I got Joseph with me. I'm gonna be around on my own side of the family. It's gonna be fun. Appreciate you, Chris. Golf Hawk, I'll see you over there. And yes, I agree with you. You know what I'm talking about. Oh, you stood the difference. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. No. My man, Golf Hawk.

Speaker: Hey boys. Hey boys. Look what I got here. Hey, where the white women at? Where the white women at? Where the white women at? Oh yeah.

Speaker: Bring him out. Bring him out. Hey. Bring him out. Bring him out, baby. Let's see what you're working with.

Speaker: That's my that's my favorite extremely racist

Speaker: That is everybody's favorite, extremely racist movement. That is everybody's favorite. You gotta love that. You gotta love that clip. That clip is like, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like it's only semi -racist. It's not extremely, it's not, it's not. You know, I don't mind it. Listen, listen. Let me tell you something, Glitch Jesus. I'm the most racist.

Speaker: Black guy you'll ever meet next to Uncle Ruckus. I'm a racist AF. So I like it. I like the material. Yeah, Jeff and - Jeff and smoke are a resident racist. So - Although I did drop some shit Saturday night that - I might - I might need to - Damn! Damn! I'm sorry I missed the racist -ish.

Speaker: Every fucking week, every fucking week there's no shit in this motherfucker. That's why I got my revenge tour coming. No. Easy, go fuck, easy. Easy, go fuck, easy. No money, shit, man. Watch out, man. I never know what's going to happen on a Sunday, Saturday. I never know what's going to happen on this motherfucking episode. Shit. Go fuck.

Speaker: I dropped some dumb shit Saturday night. It just kind of happened. I was that potentially was funny and I almost and I almost cut it down and edited and made it a clip and I was going to put it on TikTok and I was like, yeah, I probably should put that on TikTok. What'd you say? I wasn't here for it.

Speaker: whatever it is if it's too edgy if it's too edgy don't risk it man you don't want to get your channel taken down you know what i mean it's not too edgy i was drinking peach schnapps and was like i wonder what i can mix with peach schnapps so i was looking stuff up and one of the one of the uh one of the uh ingredients said white rum

Speaker: Oh, man. Hey, man. All the cameras, all the Kensing cameras are going to hang you. Hey, man. The white guy is racist against white guys. So. Oh, no, no. It's white, because black is black and white is right. Oh, no, you didn't say that. Oh, man. You on your own, son. Be careful. You on your own, son. You on your own, man. It was hell.

Speaker: It's one of those things where it was a joke. And anybody who has a problem with it, well, I'm sorry about your feelings. Also to correct you, dark rum is significantly better than white rum. Because I found a new TikTok sound. I found a new TikTok sound for a proper apology. Not what to forget about Captain Morgan. How to catch Tony's respect real quick. Oh, forget about Captain Morgan. I just came from

Speaker: Columbia. Forget about that guy. That's his history is a whole other story from Panama, etc, etc. Captain Morgan. I respect your role, but I don't respect your gangster. We all know that Tony's Tony's favorite alcoholic drink is MD 2020.

Speaker: Now we got to fight. You explain something to me. Dan Drake is beginning from any conversation of growing force after college. They still make dates. They still make business. Yeah, they still make a name for everybody's conversation after your freshman year of college. You usually take advantage of somebody, you bastard. If you were speaking freshman year of college, I was in 1965, bro. Chill. No, that's when I thought about not having you, first of all.

Speaker: That was that man. That was the college curriculum killer right there. Oh, man. You want to fail? You start drinking that ish to party on weekends. You're toast, bro. This game. Now, we stopped drinking that shit after our sophomore year of high school. I don't know why you were still drinking it in college because I had it in college. That's all we could afford. That's motherfucker. Hey, take your ass to college. Let me know how it works for you. College is fine.

Speaker: I did both. I did both. I did both. Let's keep talking about it. You went to college, you went to military, you did all kinds of fuckery. That's the only way you can promote air force even if you're enlisted. Yeah, pretty much. And that was a

Speaker: kind of underhanded to a lot of people who had the experience. You know what I'm saying? It was very underhanded to the people who had some experience because when they threw that in there, it stopped a lot of emotions and people pulled out. So between having to go to college and that fucking PT test, which I wasn't mad at them about, but damn, they threw a monkey wrench at a bunch of people. What'd they do with the PT test? And I was in before you, so I'll tell you, 2004, 2005,

Speaker: they started pushing folks to do it the same way the other branches were because the other branches got tired of the Air Force not doing it. And they was having to, you know, we was all talking shit to each other. So that's how the conversation wound up. Hey, little one, make sure she can't hear us. And tell her, she's two months old. She doesn't, she doesn't. Congratulations on that. That's what we talking about right there. She doesn't have one. You're not helping. For sure.

Speaker: There's a baby, but you know, when that PT test kicked in. That's the song. It screwed a lot of people's promotion aspects because a lot of people couldn't run due to the health condition. So even though you were legally not able to do it, they couldn't promote you for the people who couldn't do it. Yeah. I was watching. I was watching.

Speaker: You better have a discussion with him. I'm quickly better. You better talk to Tony. You better talk to Tony. You better talk to Tony. You better talk to Tony. You better talk to Tony. You better talk to Tony. You better talk to Tony. You better talk to Tony. You better talk to Tony.

Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker: All you motherfuckers get in shape. Let me tell y 'all something. If you don't get in shape, you make it harder for those of us who are deploying who are in shape. This is an absolute truth. When you can't put that fucking vest on or carry them bags. Excuse me, go over there. I told you to put your headphones on. When you can't put that vest on, when you can't carry them bags, and when you take up too much room in the damn seat when we all sitting like this, you're in the fucking way. That's why they making you do it.

Speaker: I'm going to be the shit who's retired. I'm in the pool. I think the NS, the guard don't do shit. Come holler at your boy.

Speaker: Come on, I done been over there. I still got my boots that I still wear them to work and he's still reliable and durable. You still wear your asses. I play football and steel toe boots with motherfuckers from other branches. You didn't give a shit. Come on. We played with that shit in the rocks. You ever did a 12 mile, you ever did a 12 mile ruck in steel toes? I didn't do 12 mile nothing unless I was going after a woman. The fuck you think this is?

Speaker: I did a 12 mile ruck in steel toes. And that's not even worth a 12 mile run. And a woman ain't worth a 12 mile run, God damn it. That one was. I'm just saying. That one was. That one was. I'm a grandma. I'm a grandma. Let me tell you. Let me tell you. At the end of the day, if you did a 12 mile run for her and she's still not by your side, it wasn't worth it. I'm just saying. And then you knew. I'm just saying.

Speaker: I'm learning real quick some of them. It's a street floor these days, but I know there's none out there there. I'm just saying, I'm just saying at the end of the day, fellas, protect yourselves. All I'm going to say is, fellas, protect yourselves. Today's laws is not worth it. Sometimes it's good to just stand pat.

Speaker: Wherever you at, Stan Pat, do not proceed. Stan Pat, and stand down. Do not proceed because the laws are against you. Hey, go for it. A -P -I -D -T -A. A -P -I -D -T -A. Stan Pat, Stan Pat, stand out and stay where it's at. That's all I got to say. He's not lying. Even if somebody going through a divorce is very hard, getting back out there because I don't trust him.

Speaker: They don't feel hard getting back out there when you're 60. You go out there if you want to. You play around if you want to. If you're married, you got somebody reliable. If you got nothing to worry about when you go home, go home and do me a favor. Shut the fuck up. I'm telling y 'all, man to man. And some of y 'all women to women. And some of y 'all men and men and women winning. All y 'all. If you got somebody reliable. Well, you got to look at it like this. Listen, but I mean, at the end of the day, you got to look at the whole thing about

Speaker: I see the belt, I see the belt, I see the belt, but ultimately, uh oh, I see the belt, but ultimately at the end of the day, the public services now.

Speaker: He's giving you the mean look. Chris, you're giving him the moment. He's making everybody uncomfortable. I told Buggy I said we shall be playing characters this year. You and me are going to have a talk soon. I got time for that. Tell him I said what's up. You know how Maddie is in a wheelchair? Tony said what's up.

Speaker: Jason's getting a stone cold Glick stunner for Christmas. And then she goes, Hey, that's a nice Christmas present. Stone cold Glick stunner. You're looking ridiculous. Merry Glick miss. Merry Glick miss nice. Matty can be the one in the wheelchair. Oh my God. Really?

Speaker: Get out of my room. I'm trying to do a podcast. What's up, kids? How y 'all living? Everybody said, what's up? You're going to hell, just so you know. I don't know. So apparently, next year for Halloween, they're going to go into the cast of Glee. No, I was joking. And I don't know if you've ever seen that show, but one of the kids in Glee is in a wheelchair. One of her friends is in a wheelchair. This isn't going to end well. She said that she can be him. No, Alexa said that.

Speaker: I'll see you in hell. I'll see you in hell. I'm already going to hell. That's okay. And y 'all worried about my son? I didn't get to be worried about that. Your son was doing the same thing with a ring pop. I'm going to talk to him as well. He wasn't deep starting a ring pop. He was cheesing enough foot to work. Keep playing. Like a clitoris. If you'd ever been able to find one, you'd know. Who? You.

Speaker: I find all of them. You're gonna wanna do this with me? I wanna see this. Let me be in the face, okay? You sing this. Apparently I do. All I got to do is go. No, hell no. I'm just gonna, you guys talk amongst yourselves. I'm just gonna do what I do, just to sit here and call my beard, Tony.

Speaker: most people like me most people like me he's like that's the easy way just comb the beard just because you're blessed with cash doesn't mean your honey won't let me finesse that I ain't got no money so I had to throw the LA alone real quick I ain't got no money and I got a shitty personality so I must do something right

Speaker: You'll be good. Oh, no. Keep them looking pretty good and all that, but no dough. If they get a little dough, they bound to go crazy. That's a fact. Actually, I'm sitting here alone by myself and single. So clearly, I'm not doing anything right. I'm single by choice right now. I'm not even being funny. But listen, there's nothing wrong with that. Fellas, listen, there's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker: I'm being single. Being single is underrated. Being single is underrated when it comes to, uh, you gotta think about it. I'm single on purpose. There's nothing wrong with that. It's nothing wrong with that. Cause remember as long as you're comfortable, as long as you're comfortable with yourself and being

Speaker: by yourself. That's all that matters. That's all that matters because a lot of people who got somebody own in peace with that a lot of people who are with somebody then a piece of being with themselves.

Speaker: A lot of people in relationships are looking at their single friends like, oh man, I wish I was single. And a lot of the guys that are in single relationships are like, oh man, I wish I was with somebody. But for those that went through all hell with somebody and it's like, oh man, I'm tired of investing my time and energy and money into people that don't really, you understand what I'm saying? It's all about being, it's all about being comfortable, being yourself, being comfortable with yourself.

Speaker: because sometimes you can't make people happy. You can't make everybody happy. And our relationship is all about a lot of, and I just want to shift this conversation in one direction for a second. It's all about in society, men as in men. I had this conversation with my friend the other day. We are only appreciated as long as we are providing

Speaker: money, security, and all services for other people. And that's where I learned this from Chris Rock. If you're not providing money, security,

Speaker: to someone else or a woman or their family, you're not appreciated. You're deemed as you're not worthy, you're not this, you're not that. Because we're only appreciated as long as we're providing a service. We're not loved unconditionally as Chris Ross said. We are wholly loved under the condition that we are paying for shit, okay? We're only loved because we're paying for shit. Once you stop paying for shit, it's like, hey man, what are you worth?

Speaker: Hey man, what's your purpose? What are you doing? So your only love under one condition, you're paying for shit, for false.

Speaker: Or you're providing happiness. I'm not responsible for making you happy. The most I can do is provide food, shelter, provision, and protection for you. But I can't make you happy. What the fuck else? You want me to do everything? Provide food, shelter, XYZ, this, that, the other. I got to make you happy. I got a fucking juggled circus mall. So I get the fuck out of here. We can't do everything.

Speaker: So women have to come to the realization that there's only also much that a man can provide. And vice versa, straight up. And vice versa. Exactly. Go ahead. I'm trying to go on a rant. Yeah, go ahead fellas. I think the relationship, you know, both people should, you know, should want to strive to make each other happy, but you know, just to kind of piggyback on what you said, Smoke. I mean, it's also about, um, and,

Speaker: whether it's a man or a woman, it's, it's, you know, you're providing smoke doesn't need to hug tonight. He's on it tonight. You know, it's also, you know, like you said, security, but I mean, sometimes you're just there to fill a void until something that they, they, they in their eyes, they think is better comes along. I mean, that's been my experience, but, um, but, uh, you know, I'm, I'm at this stage now where, you know,

Speaker: I'm the type of guy that I go, I go all in, you know, uh, you know, I make a priority and this and the other thing. And now it's like, you know what? It's a two way fucking street. You got to match the same energy I have or I'm matching your energy and don't get mad at me. So we can talk, we can interact. We, you know, my, my interactions and my energy is only going to go as far as yours does.

Speaker: So, you know, I'm not I'm not I'm not at that point anymore where I'm always texting first or anything else you want to talk to me. Show me you want to talk to me. You want to you want to be around me. Show me you want to be around me. Shit. I'm not going out of my way anymore. And I think a lot of people should be like that. If you want to don't do it. Don't do it.

Speaker: I think men and women both should be like that. This is what I want out of my partner, and if my partner can't provide that, then you know what? We can either try to figure out a way to make it happen, and if it doesn't happen, it don't happen. But hey, don't get mad at me. He's single in 59. Hey, hey, man. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Speaker: And it's not wrong with that either, because remember, if you got to realize, like, it's a struggle. It's called the battle of the sexes. It's a struggle. Men, women, like, like, women want everything. Men want peace and cooperation. So until the women get on the page with the men, like, remember, we're supposed to protect and provide.

Speaker: Remember, but men are not emotional creatures. So a lot of times the man that you find, and this is for the ladies out there listening, the man that you find that you're compatible with, he may not fulfill all of your emotional needs, but at the same time, listen, if he can protect and provide for you, listen, that's what the end game is. You know, women want everything. They want a man to protect.

Speaker: the the the the

Speaker: Less fighting. Pussy, head, loyalty, and less fighting. I'll take a look at the beginning of the week. We're simple creatures. We don't want much. We want to have food, get laid, and have peace while we bust our ass and pay the bills. That's what we want. We want to get laid, have food, and have peace of mind. That's it. I think in 2022, there's a lot of women out there that

Speaker: that aren't looking for a provider or a protector because women can take care of themselves, man. I know some amazing, very strong, very independent women that in all honesty, they don't need a man to take care of them. They want an emotional connection. And I think men, as men, we should be able to also, you know,

Speaker: We have expectations, but you know, if we can't say, Oh, you have to meet our expectations, but we're not going to bend their break for you because we have to, we have to meet in the middle. And so I said, it's a two way street. If they need an emotional connection, well, you know, then we need to try to strive for an emotional connection with them.

Speaker: at the same time. All I'm talking about is don't make me feel like the relationship is one -sided and a woman should feel that way too. If she feels like she's putting in all the effort and everything like that, then she could just as easily be like, look, I'm about to match your energy, fucker. And that's how I'm looking here. We'll work out all the kinks.

Speaker: Let me be honest with you, Golf Hawk, even for my dog days, you can have that in one breath. Even that'll just get redundant. We all got the same problem with trying to evolve beyond where we've been, not necessarily saying that we're unhappy with who we're with or what we've done, but we always want to try to improve upon ourselves. And sometimes it needs destruction of the relationship, which is wanting to do the same disrespect from the male and female aspects.

Speaker: or you know, you know, and men and women are both guilty of this, you know, you're making your partner feel like you feel one way, but at the end of the day, you're not really feeling the way that you're portraying your feeling. And that, that just fucking, that's a kick in the stomach for anybody. Yeah. Again, like I said, it's, it's, it's all about, you know,

Speaker: where I'm at right now is just match my energy don't make it feel one sided as fuck because they can only match it for so long they can only match it for so long yeah because where I'm at see that's just the man right there when you tell somebody to match your energy once they match it didn't work

Speaker: It's not hard to match someone's energy and not make them feel like they're in a one sided relationship where they're the ones and this goes for women where they feel like they're the only ones putting an effort into the relationship. I mean, sometimes you can do the bare minimum and still feel like you're putting in an effort to the relationship. Some people can't even put in the bare minimum in a relationship.

Speaker: They just like, Oh, I got a man. Oh, I got a woman. So I'm good until the next best thing comes along. And then when the next best thing comes along, I'm going to go ahead and kick them to the curb and I'm going to treat this person better than I treated them. Even though this person is a dirtbag. Right. Yeah. And that's the shitty part about relationships. I don't think, I don't think many women are out there and ladies, if you're a listener, there's plenty of ladies in the audience or anything like that. Feel free to chime in. I don't think there's many ladies in this day and age.

Speaker: that are, you know, they want that sense of security and they want that sense of being taken care of, but that's not what they're looking for. They don't need a man to take care of them. They don't need a man to protect them. And like I said, I know some very strong independent women that can take care of them themselves. They just want an emotional connection with somebody. And it's not that hard to provide at the end of the day. A lot of dudes have this machismo about them. It's like, if I show emotions, I'm weak.

Speaker: you show emotions and you treat your woman and and and you know you you like giving the PDA or or loving on her or sending her cute little messages or anything else man that those are those are little things that you can do that don't mean the world to her you can pay all her bills you can you can provide you can give her 24 seven armed security to protect her yes she but that those little silly things those those little cute things that you do you know you know you know you know uh showing affection and stuff like that is gonna go

Speaker: a million miles more than anything else.

Speaker: We need to say this from brother Shannon when he does this, because he's going to do a broadcast from this soon. He told me that the day I was watching earlier. Man, he had me rolling. But as men, that is ingrained in us that we are to protect and provide for. And I agree 100 % with what Chris Rock said. Most men, we are not appreciated. We are undervalued. Both sides are being used. That's the only thing I would say against what he said. Both sides are being used. Men are being used and women are being used.

Speaker: Honestly, so to us when we get in relationship to not take advantage of who we are in the relationship with and that goes for the both the multi -sensual the same sexual the heterosexual all the different sexual with the brand new bow before the sexual part and or after.

Speaker: Don't take advantage of who you with. If you got somebody you could be happy with, you are less of a threat to society. That's all they damn want to see. Everything else is bullshit. Stop trying to keep up with the Joneses. Don't worry about getting a brand new car. You don't have to have the newest house. You got to have a stable establishment, reliable transportation and an economy. Trust each other.

Speaker: be there for each other. Everything else is bullshit. My thing is, just show me some goddamn loyalty. If we're talking, and I feel like you're talking to 10 other dudes at the same time, just let me know. You can have royalty and still take advantage of you. You're missing my point. I know what you're saying. And I say it like that on purpose because we as men.

Speaker: We as men are some greedy motherfuckers. I think a bunch of them need to face. Y 'all need to watch Eddie Murphy when he's talking about it before. Any man that's never cheated on his wife, raise their hand. They all raised their hand, he's just stop you lying motherfuckers. I've never cheated on anybody I've ever been with. I've been cheated by almost everybody I've ever been with. Most men are on some bullshit.

Speaker: And I've worked around two men. I know the ones who are not. That's why I said most. I didn't say all. I said most. There's a lot of women, because you can't understand. Run so rampant in the military. It's just got their damn mindset. I say most. There's a lot of women on that mission. I didn't get to them yet. I'm going to get to them. But it's going to be some people opportunity straightening out around this matter of fact. A lot of you dudes will have the best thing in the world. Somebody else is going to want to get with it. You're not going to give a fuck about it until you see somebody else trying to get with it. Then you want to try to pull your man card out. Try to pull your ego out.

Speaker: let's be clear once you fuck up fuck you and that's what's happening a lot of people don't want to disrespect they gave somebody else and that's what makes you weak more than anything this ain't about your emotion oh yeah if you can't afford the consequences of your actions don't do the shit no it doesn't make you weak if you don't the goddamn do it you just don't feel like going through the wrong shit i'm not going to jail for a bunch of motherfuckers i'll talk a whole lot of shit but if i plan on committing crime i'm also planning on getting away with it i'm not your new generation motherfuckers who go to jail at will i don't understand y 'all

Speaker: I don't understand. Y 'all go to jail and fuck their will. That is the most confusing shit to a bunch of us from the 70s and the 80s. We've never tried to go to jail. When the cops came, we all ran. Even the fat folks got away. I don't know what's wrong with you fuckers. It's not just sagging pants anymore. It's not your new shoes anymore. I'm going to tell you what it is. It's them socks and slippers and them goddamn crocs that don't have a grip on the concrete or when you're trying to jump over a fence and then a plastic gets stuck inside.

Speaker: God damn you putting everything, every criminal activity you do on social media. Our Pumas, our stride rates and our pro kids made it over the fence and we had traction and speed in them fuckers. Y 'all can't move. You don't dance the way many of y 'all are shit. We stayed dancing all night. So when the cops came, we was gone. They never caught the whole fleet.

Speaker: Y 'all shit on Heelys until you got the cops coming. Bro. I was the slowest personal attract team until the cops or a dog came. I left everybody. They will tell you. And I used to hang out with dudes who did three sports. I just did one. I would be gone. High knees and butt kicks like track practice, yes. No, exactly. Exactly, Golf Hawk.

Speaker: I don't like you some days and I'm grateful. She puts up with my ****. Be careful. You fall. Stop playing. Just can't let go and allow people to be themselves. I gotta deal with my own issues as well. Yeah. I mean, we all need our time to deal with our own issues and shit like that. So, I mean, that's the biggest thing. That goes with any

Speaker: or dating or whatever, you know, just because you hit a little speed bump in the road, you don't give up because you hit a little bump in the road and you give up and run away. Then how strong was your relationship in the first place? I like what you said. I don't like me some days. I like what you said. I don't like me some days. And I'm ready for the seat puts up with all my shit. Yeah, I mean, look, that shit is a two way street, though, because, you know,

Speaker: You know, everything is a two way street. But, you know. Hey, she got to put up with your shit. You got to put up with her shit, with her shit. But ultimately, when the shake is. I'm just saying it's a combination, right? Because remember, a relationship, a relationship is a two way street. You know what I'm saying? It's a two way street. So what's up? It's a both way street.

Speaker: And for those that are divorced or whatever, it's just like, you know what? I got enough of your shit. You got enough of my shit. Somebody got enough of somebody's shit to the point of where you say, yo, you know what? I'm good. I'm good. Remember, you can't force yourself to fit into a situation that's not working for you. And that goes for the other person as well. You can't fit yourself into a situation that's not working. So at some point you got to say, hey, man,

Speaker: When you ready to pull a plug, you gotta pull a plug and think about it. You know, sometimes it's better to pull the plug than to stay on, what's the word? To stay on a life support. Sometimes you gotta say, hey man, I gotta pull a plug on this motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Instead of staying on life support, which is real. You know, everything is real.

Speaker: And then you also, on the other end, you got to realize, hey, man, is it better for us? Do we have a history? Are we invested in this shit? Like, do we have a history? Is it worth it to stay together? You know, as far as if you have kids and stuff like that. So, you know, but 90%, when they say divorces, what's the statistic? 80 % of divorce. 75 % of marriages was in divorce. The last strong statistic I saw. 75%.

Speaker: And the majority of that, and out of the 75%, 80 % of that is initiated by the women. So the women think that they can do better, but in reality, a lot of times they end up saying, hey, I don't want to be with this guy no more, but then nobody else is willing to stick by them. So they kind of put themselves in a bad position just because like, uh, I'm going to take my chances out there, but they don't realize that the men that have money

Speaker: don't want an older woman with children, they're just gonna take a young chick. So the older women ended up, end up a better mother raising children because you know, if you should look good, like most divorces, most divorces are started in like chicks that are in their 40s. So if you get married in your 20s, in your 40s, cause I'm speaking like one of my boys is going through divorce. So I'm speaking on this from,

Speaker: vicariously through somebody else's eyes, right? So for example, most women, most men get married in their mid 20s to late 20s. By the time they're in their mid 40s, right? If the woman still looks halfway decent, she's gonna say, hey man, give me a divorce. She's gonna try to take your house and kick you out of your house and all this other stuff and your child support and everything because she thinks that the other men trying to hit on her in her 40s when she's tired of being

Speaker: with you for 20 years. She thinks that this guy wants her, but the reality is he just wants to bang her. So she demands a divorce from, she does over the, she destroys the family and this and that and the other thing. She's still hot. This guy just wants to get laid. And then 90 % of the time that when she starts to divorce over this other guy, he just wants to get laid. He bangs her. She rules her family. She,

Speaker: What happened? He drops. Damn. He dropped. He dropped. On the flip side of that, I'm gonna play the devil's advocate. How many men do that though? How many men do that? I see a lot of this go both ways. I see a lot of this go both ways honestly. When infidelity is involved, it goes both ways 100%. I saw, is that a statistic? I can't remember what it was.

Speaker: But I can't remember the exact number, but it's the amount of successful women who are the ones that initiate a divorce, not due to infidelity of the man is somewhere over 80 % of the horses. Right. Because the woman feels like she can do everything on her own. She no longer needs the man that she stayed with, that she got married to originally.

Speaker: She said, I can do better than you. And it's kind of scary. My wife and I got married when I was 19 and she's going and she's finishing up the college. She's about to make 70 plus a year starting out.

Speaker: The thing is, oh yeah, I'm about to be at home. So do me a favor. Retire. Don't separate. Retire. Give me a second smoke. Give me a second smoke, because I know where he's coming from. Give me this one, please. So I don't mean to cut you off, bro. You know I try not to cut you off. Go for it. Go for it, brother. What year were you in?

Speaker: complicated situation, but fully understood, fully understood. But how many, how many, how much more time would you need before you reached that point? 17. So you're new and you're early in here. Here's my advice to you. You know what I'm going to tell you, right? You know what I'm going to tell you, right? Make it as long as you can. I don't care what the rink is. No, if you can't, that's fine. I know what else you can do and you'll be just as comfortable. So yeah, well, we'll talk about this later, but I'm, I'm staring down medical retirement.

Speaker: That's fine. I know. I'm excited about it. Now, do you have to with my question? What's that? Do you have to with my question? Sorry, you got to give us this one. And I really try to, yeah. Do you have to go with medical retirement? I do not.

Speaker: So it's currently, I just had my MRI so that we're waiting on those results to decide what's going to be done about it because I'm going to have to have surgery because therapy ain't working and I'm not getting steroid shots for the rest of my fucking life. Fuck that. For back issues. And then I've got some, some BH stuff that I'm doing as well as well. What? What? It's all them quarters, man.

Speaker: They've done a number. All those quarters have done a number on your body. Here's my thing. If you gotta get out, get out. I can almost bet and guarantee you don't. I will tell you somebody who did his full 20 and watched everything happening. You ain't gotta leave. If you want to, that's one thing.

Speaker: Just so you know, check all your options before you decide to separate medical retirement is just give me a second. That is a check. Okay. That's a little too early to cut yourself short. Okay. When you know what I'm talking about, they don't nothing against nothing against you too. But I'm talking to him. You're trying to leave with these many options.

Speaker: That's for me to you. I highly encourage you to think about it. Get at me, you already know what it is. Talk behind the scenes, fellas. Yeah, talk behind the scenes. You and me, you and me are talking about it. Definitely, definitely talk behind the scenes on that stuff. You know what I mean? The game is to be sold, not to be sold. You fellas, yeah, yeah, yeah. You fellas, you fellas gotta be, yeah, we can't give the game away for free on YouTube. You know?

Speaker: I'm just saying, I'm just saying, you guys are behind the scenes. That's all, you're not at those. Does your years of service with the Air Force not coincide with your - Of course they count. Of course they count. So my years on deployment, my years in which I was activated for active service all count.

Speaker: So I've been with, I've been with army for a little over a year and a half now. I'll be looking at of my eight years totals total in service right now. I'm at four, uh, toward retirement, which is again, where I'm looking at, if I wanted to actually finish out 20, I'd be looking at 30 plus years in, in prison. I mean, uh, in the military in prison.

Speaker: Oh, wait a minute, fella. You didn't do that wrong. You served our country as an honorable veteran. Don't feel like she is the two. Don't say I don't know. Wait, wait, wait. That's so honorable. I'm just saying. I mean, you know, service for the country and prison are two different things.

Speaker: of the

Speaker: all forces and get up out of here. So, you know how that goes. Some people had the option to go to jail for 20 years in the military and they still working on chief. Hey man. Hey, I'd rather be working on chief than working on license plates. I'd just put it like that. Wallace, I like the plate was really pretty this year. They do a good job. A little beast of a job.

Speaker: We always want to know. They fucked up the Ohio license plates. They, they really did. There was a, there was a spelling error or something like that on the, or no, it wasn't a spelling error. So they just, they just, they just redid the license plates here in Ohio to honor the Wright brothers. And to honor their first, their first successful flight.

Speaker: Well, when they did the license plate, they put the wrong plane on the license plate. So they had to recall. I couldn't have heard about that. Yeah, they did it upside down. We talked about it on the show. We talked about it on the news on the show. No, they used the wrong planes. They had to recall a whole bunch of license plates and reissue the new license plate with the, I think it was the correct, I think they put the wrong airplane that the Wright brothers used. It was one of their airplanes, but it wasn't the one from their first successful flight. The first flight, exactly. The first successful flight actually happened in South Carolina.

Speaker: Yeah, that's why I think North Carolina, that's why they have the North Carolina place, the first in flight, exactly. Ohio's the first place of aviation. Yeah, we just own aviation in Ohio. No, it really is, Tony. It really is. That's what our license plates say. That's what the license plates say.

Speaker: Cause I remember the North Carolina plate definitely had the first in flight. North Carolina had the first in flight. They were branded on some of their license plates from a year, a few years back when they first put it. Yes, first in flight, but I guess they since then corrected the situation. But yeah, they definitely were. Ohio. But not in the North Carolina. Ohio. Yeah, Ohio is the first place to make a meet. Ohio is the first place to make a meet. Ohio is the first place to make a meet.

Speaker: Yeah, well, Ohio is the birthplace of aviation because Orville and Wilbur Wright were born in Ohio. We're born here. That's right. That's it. They were born. That's it. OK, well, the birthplace of aviation, the two guys who created flight. We also hold the record for first presidents. Y 'all got the record for using this football team too. What's your point? Who? The Browns.

Speaker: They're not even losing his football team. Yes sir. I'm sorry. The Jets have been irrelevant for 20 years. That doesn't matter. Easy. We have eight championships. I'm a Super Bowl. As long as you win one, who cares? As long as you win one, you're in the record book. Doesn't matter. As long as you win one, you're in the record book. But let's continue. Oh, okay. Don't get on your hands.

Speaker: Why don't you go win a Super Bowl, Tony? I'm going to use your argument against you. I'll get on the field when you do. Why don't you stop being a wish version champ and be the real champ like your boy is? Oh, hell yeah. I'll take Tony before I take you. Thank you very much, because it's hard being me. You'll take Tony when you can, you're saying you keep Tony's ass in a fight. TNT stands for totally nonsensical Tony. Watch that. The total nonsensical Tony. That's right.

Speaker: Whoo! Bell King's in the building, God damn it. Salute. Damn. He's a real champ and he doesn't even have to wear his, and people just know he's the champ. Real champ is those things that they've built. What's wrong with you? I didn't sing to my belt. Your boy made that. Your boy made that. Big chance to make love with their belt every night. Doctor. Doctor Glick. To me!

Speaker: I didn't hear that clearly.

Speaker: I hate that guy. I hate that guy. It's okay, Brown Bear. I hate you and your fish. We're all snuggled up, singing hungry eyes to each other. I hate you. They ain't going to hold up at all this weekend. I'm just going to say it. The only football game that matters

Speaker: is Saturday night. Michigan State, I know. That is the only one that matches. Which one of my running backs are out because we have two of the best running backs in the league. Bro, nobody cares. Kareem Hunt better. Brian, what's happening? Kareem Hunt better get the ball and he better give it to him and he going to run his ass off. That's all I got to say. You know, he always does. He does. He runs his ass off. That's why I said they need to pay that man.

Speaker: They need, in all honesty, as a Browns fan, they need to pay that man or let him go somewhere else where he's going to get paid because he deserves to be fucking paid. Him and Chubb both deserve to be paid. We'll take them on the jets. Really? Over Carter? Not over with them. Triple threat. You got a problem with some back there too. Triple bit. He's only going to go to our team where he's the number one guy.

Speaker: And he deserves to be the number one guy. He does deserve to be the number one guy, but his actions - Because if he goes there and they put Carter in over him, he's in the same boat that he's in in Cleveland right now. I don't even know where he can go to where he will be the number one guy right now. You're right, Brian, they do need me. What the hell, Connor? What kind of comment on that shit? Brian probably would, actually.

Speaker: You can go to Texas. Texas needs everything they can get their hands on. I was going to say Texas needs everything. At this point Texas would take Baker Mayfield.

Speaker: I mean, getting dumped every day and money. Them and the Panthers are pretty much going through the biggest reconstruction in the NFL right now, besides the Jets and the Patriots. You know what? I'm not going to shit on the Texans. I'm not going to shit on the Texans because I've always been one of the most outspoken people that I know about the Texans. And I always said that they were right there on the verge of being

Speaker: very fucking good. And of course, they dismantled their entire team. Sean Watson, DeAndre Hopkins. The Hill is wrong with Sean. The Hill is wrong with Sean. JJ, I mean, they were like right there and then they just dismantled everything. We can't talk about stats on Madden because if that was the case and the Browns have like 20, what is this Madden?

Speaker: I got like 28 Super Bowls. Connor, why are you holding a guitar? Because I don't know shit about the NFL, so I'm passing the time while you talk about it. This is about as bad as Jeff and his fucking violin.

Speaker: I'm just glad you, I'm just glad you meet your mic and we're not in the middle of a conversation. You're just like where Jeff would just be like, I'm not an animal. Come on. Give me credit. I'm playing the violin.

Speaker: What time are you going? Glick, I'm talking about Kyle Cole. Blake Worm's not out, is he? If he is. Yeah, fuck Michigan. Fuck that state up north, that team up north. If he is, the two backup running backs that we have are just as dangerous as he is. Let me see. But I don't think Blake's out.

Speaker: Brian, I was going to ask you how that game was and you actually went, was it worth it is my question. Not endorsed by the black delegation. Well, well. We had a

Speaker: Oh, really? Can I get the rest of the fucking article? We played on this. He's a great player. So they haven't listed anything official yet for Blake quorum Saturday. I mean, an offensive tackle said they're going off of what an offensive tackle said in a

Speaker: in an interview when asked if Blake Quorum was going to play Saturday and he said that we were all prepared, you know, without him. I mean, that's just a common sense answer to give because. And in football, whether it be collegiate and or professional, you have to be prepared for the next man up. Nice, Brian.

Speaker: So, again, like I said, Edwards and then the freshmen running back are just as dangerous as Blake Quorum is. So, we still got Ronnie Bell. Everybody's freaking out cuz Marvin Harrison Jr. had one good game and they think he's the second coming of Jesus Christ in a while. And it's just like, it's been one good game, calm down.

Speaker: No one can second what I've done. I'm down to the people, man. I just saw a news alert where there was an explosion somewhere. And I thought I might've known one of the dudes who was out there. Explosion where? Down here in this city. It popped up on the local news. I always check my news alerts.

Speaker: I didn't mean to throw y 'all off my bed. Oh, you're good. I'm up here messaging people. Hey, y 'all all right? Hey, bitch. You alive? That's what they would tell me to. You good? I know. I didn't know. Trust me. I know. Because that's... What's your craziest than dead now? I know that was your ass. Yeah. No. Because that's exactly how I am. Like, well, when they had the, the quote unquote hurricane that came through Charleston a couple months back,

Speaker: Yeah, they got, they got the whole state got soaked. I remember that. Yeah. And I messaged Cameron because Cam, Killa Cam lives down there. Right. I say, Hey bitch, you alive? He's like, yeah, we're just getting some thunderstorms. It's good. We've got a lot of rain, but no, no real crazy wind or anything like that. I was like, all right, cool. What the hell?

Speaker: speaking of Ohio State and Michigan. I posted a video on TikTok that had nothing to do with college football or anything like that. I just had my Michigan jersey on in it and got into a whole conversation about Michigan and Ohio State the game this week. Right. This is right for the weekend. Yeah, she's right.

Speaker: I keep forgetting. Yeah, it's rivalry weekend for everybody, right? Yeah, it's rivalry weekend, yeah. You guys, you guys got it. It's fucking Thanksgiving. Yeah, War Eagle's coming to town. Iowa, Iowa State. War Eagle!

Speaker: I really want to see if you can get raped, but I feel like Jesus Christ, I'm sorry get get fucked get destroyed No, you don't know you don't want either team to get destroyed what you want is a close game that that's a one or a three -point game that way when the seed yeah, you know what? Know what?

Speaker: us as big 10 fans want is a close game. So when whoever loses, they're still in the conversation for the fucking college playoffs. And we're not putting a fucking two lost goddamn Alabama team in there just because ESPN sucks the dick of the SEC. Oh my God. And that's sucking yours.

Speaker: No, I mean, no, I'm mad because it's a complete bias, bullshit opinion. I already understand the SEC bias. I already understand everybody's trying to see an Alabama win. They're already working it out to where Alabama won't be in the national championship or at least they'll be the number four seed and everybody else got to compete for them who've been deserving to spot in the first place. Alabama don't deserve to be in the playoffs.

Speaker: If they go by cumulative point spread, like they've been doing, Tennessee sure as hell don't belong in there. So they got their asses beat by South Carolina. It was, they should be playing Georgia next. Yeah. The game dude, Tennessee did. They got their butts wet. They didn't get beat.

Speaker: They got fucking annihilated 63 to 38. It was, I think it was an sec record for most points in a game, but South Carolina, they got stuck for Tennessee too. I really have. Well, and I have to, so they did lose. They did lose a hooker, their quarterback.

Speaker: And South Carolina is not a bad team. They've got four losses on the season. They lost to Florida, they lost to Missouri, they lost to Georgia, and they lost to Arkansas. Georgia and Arkansas are respectable losses. Florida, they've been - Arkansas was a respectable loss this season? They're number 16 team.

Speaker: Arkansas Razorbacks. Let's see. Arkansas Razorbacks. Well, the record doesn't reflect it, but I like it from the 90s. Yes, little boy. Arkansas lost to LSU. Now, how is Arkansas ranked 16? They're not what a state is. That might have changed. Yeah, that's OK. Arkansas has lost to Alabama, LSU, Mississippi State, who's ranked in Texas, who Texas A &M, who was ranked. I think they're still ranked.

Speaker: But then they got that loss to Liberty University. But I think that what they're doing is they're spreading the draft picks out to all the other schools. A lot of people can't go out of them and go to other schools. So that's what's spreading everything out. They did that years ago. That's why you're seeing a lot of teams that you don't normally see doing good that we're not because they've. He's talking big shit can't wait who's talking big shit.

Speaker: They because back in the day prior, some of the smaller schools weren't a lot of the same amount of scholarships as exactly schools, your Ohio states, Michigan's, your Alabama's, your Florida's and stuff like that. Well, now they've given an even playing field. So that's why a lot of these schools, these smaller schools are good and they stay consistently good because they're able to offer

Speaker: scholarships that they didn't have before. And then with the transfer portal, it's insane. Right now the transfer portal is helping a lot of schools. TCU absolutely deserves a shot. I'm gonna tell you like this, if TCU makes it and they get their ass whipped, they're not doing nothing but justifying what everybody was saying before.

Speaker: I didn't believe SEC football was this strong until the 90s because I was in Alabama. There was always so much SEC. I was a big East ACC dude. That's where I'm originally from. So I was like, the SEC ain't shit. They were like, y 'all might want to look at the records, look at the histories. And I actually went through one season looking at all that. SEC schools was killing it.

Speaker: They really were. And I was like, okay. But I thought I didn't realize, I always looked at Florida. I looked at Miami. I looked at Florida State. I remember the damn Nebraska, Oklahoma, Colorado day. That's why I'm like, SEC really ain't doing nothing. But then they started coming up. So they started buying the SEC with the new money for the damn BCS shit.

Speaker: That's what you gotta think about more than anything. The BCS had to buy his toe with them based on the strength of schedule, based on the recruits. So if the recruits don't go to these schools, based on scholarship offers, and everybody with the alumni, them big alumni folks dropping all that money on these kids. Let's not bring up strength of schedule. Because Alabama, every season, schedules off right before. Who the fuck y 'all playing? Then when y 'all get there, what y 'all doing? Arkansas is stinky good. I like Arkansas. I like how they play football. They just be getting their ass whipped.

Speaker: Seriously. Them motherfuckers will run the screen like nobody. If you don't believe me, look at Christian McCaffrey. Throw it on the side. Throw it on the side. They gonna get it. Arkansas used to be a monster in that shit. Glick, you froze. And that's a very ugly picture. That's what you get for being a Michigan fan, stupid bitch. Look like an infomercial standstill. Like an old Stanley Thorpe television show.

Speaker: I am. You disrespecting them like I disrespecting Dawson Knox. Exactly. How'd he do for you yesterday, by the way? It looked like he had a pretty good game. Exactly. Once you get double digits, I got no complaints. It was the Browns. You look like a more unintelligent version of... I know it was my squad and I told you. You did. I kept them. I didn't have another tight end. I didn't have another tight end, so he was the one I picked up.

Speaker: They surprisingly played pretty well against the Bills. And had they got one of those two onside kicks, they probably would have beat the Bills. Dawson Knox got... Well, this is a high point league. He was predicted to get 26 points. He got 53.

Speaker: How the hell what the fuck is up with that point system? How does that work? They got all the points maxed in this league on there. So, so like each reception, they get like 10 points or some dumb shit. The quarterback, uh, Tannehill had 200 points last week. I know. Arlie, Arlie kills me with the points. I'm going to have to go over the point system with you next year because it kills me. I left everything standard. I left everything standard. Yeah. Well,

Speaker: Yeah, because because I should have won yesterday, but I was like God damn it. That's gonna be your roster selection more than another L, but I didn't win in my league. I won soundly in my league actually. Bro, actually Cameron and I I'm playing Cameron Cameron. It's so funny to me cameras 10 and one in your league. Yeah, at one point he was. He was one in six in my league.

Speaker: He won three in a row. He's up to four and six. Well, then he came across the juggernaut known as me. As of right now, I lead 131 to 84. He has Jimmy G to play. I have Christian McCaffrey to play tonight. Nobody likes. It's crazy. They probably gonna both get the same number of points. He's not gonna blow up on points. He just gonna help move the ball around.

Speaker: He is a bonus. He's not even an extra. He's not even an asset. He was a fucking bonus to that team. The last thing they needed was somebody else in the backfield. And that motherfucker is good for the backfield and for the routes. And he can throw the football too. Thank you. Sit down. We don't want to see you titties. Put a bra on. Ever. Ever. That motherfucker's sporting yogurt.

Speaker: Actually, it just comes out in chunks like sour milk. Exactly. How you been, Tony? Round the way trying to stay up to grade, man. I got a busy week coming up. I got to go to Atlanta tomorrow. My cousin's getting married. Wednesday's my birthday. Thursday's Thanksgiving. Yeah, I'm wide open. And I forgot that my boss was messaging me while we was talking. I didn't call in today. I thought I did. I'm like, fuck.

Speaker: So he had to put me down for the week. He said, you okay? It's not like you got the call and I'm like, damn it. I know I told you, but I should have called and he does. That's what his superiors won't tell him. So that's on me. I got to face all that crap and I get back, but I got Jason this week. I'm supposed to be at work right now, but I got, I'm off today. I got a comp day from working CQ on Saturday. You almost, you almost should have took that on Wednesday.

Speaker: Well, they, they give it to you on the first day of the week. Yeah. They know about us. I give it to you the other days. You ain't coming back the rest of the week. Oh, I would, I would have taken it on Wednesday and I'd have been Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. This is originally, I was tracking. I wasn't supposed to work today at all period because it's supposed to be a four day, but we just all got back from Korea. So the rest of the main bodies got back only for that main body had that as a four day.

Speaker: So I'm supposed to work today through Wednesday. Being if you just go back from there, what's next? Because I know you had the option. If I were to stay, I probably won't make it to NTC. I won't be healthy by NTC. And then I probably won't be healthy by EIB, which is in March. And then we'll be

Speaker: We'll be leaving again probably in 2024, early 2024, late 2023. Jesus. But we're about to be on GRF, which is - What's the job? Infantry. Yeah, buddy. I'm telling you that - First class gurgle gurgle.

Speaker: I'm specialist, promotable, suck my dick. Pretty much. Specialist, promotable, you won't have enough points for the next five years. So you'll never make five. That's why you're looking at medical. Well, I'm looking at medical for lots of reasons, but yeah. Headshots only. You're goddamn right, Goldhawk. Nah. If I stay, I'm gonna try and roll over in the recon platoon.

Speaker: Try out for that. You're gonna stay on me. Yeah. Oh, I'm not switching branches again. That was the biggest pain in the ass of my fucking life. I enjoy I enjoy my job in the infantry. It's the problem is your health. Yeah, it's just my health. I'm not even gonna I'm only cut you on purpose because that's the only problem with infantry your health. Oh, but I fucking love it. The thing is, how you doing?

Speaker: I've never had a job that I've truly enjoyed as much as I do when you're actually doing training, when we're actually in the field. I love staying out for a week and just fucking playing war games. I love practicing with my Joes and showing them how to take down building. It's exciting at a young age. I already got you with that. It's very exciting. I got three kids.

Speaker: Married. I've left so many times already. Decide a career change for the family. Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm looking at is career change for my physical health and my mental well being along with your physical health and your mental well being but you definitely need to look at a career change to be home with the family because you will get tired of leaving. Yeah, well, I'm already tired of it.

Speaker: All three times I was over there, I was hating my oldest. I was hating not being around my oldest boy. I was hating it. That first trip he had to get his house was moving while losing my mind. The second trip, he had got sick over something and lost my shit. And that third trip, when I couldn't talk to him, I said, okay, this is it. I can't do this shit no more. I can't. I mean, you're not scared of the shit that's going on over there. Your biggest concern is am I gonna get the fuck home? You don't care about what you got going, you just ready to go for it. I missed my daughter's birth.

Speaker: I missed my daughter's birth, I missed two birthdays in a row with Carson, my oldest. You can barely make it home for a funeral. Yeah, but we had guys that got denied to go home. And I was just like, this is too much. Me getting home just for my daughter was a pain in the ass.

Speaker: It was an enormous pain in the ass. It took them not saying it won't do it. It takes most of paperwork and they're like, well, it's, it's not, uh, it's not military sponsored. It's not military sponsored leave. So you, you're paying $1 ,500 out of your pocket to get your own flight home. Yeah. My daughter, I had to pay for my own plane to get home from Korea to come home and see my daughter early. That ends up short flight. But, uh, yeah. So

Speaker: That's why I'm sitting out. I'm happy with what I've done over the last eight years. I'm happy and ready to get out and be a family member. You've been in for eight years? I've been in for eight years total. I joined in 2015. So you only got 12 years left. But only four of them count toward retirement because it was guard time. That ain't true. It is. My BASD is four years.

Speaker: So I still got 16 years left. Math is hard. You only did drills. I did drills, drills deployments and activations. Yep. Count your points up again. I have to. The problem is your branch swap. But yeah, it will matter. My branch swap fucked me for sure. Yes. And the days will make your active duty days will count. Yeah. And you can find it on your MPF site.

Speaker: because I've counted all my days up. I did 20 years as a guardsman, but I've got 11 years of at the duty points. That's how much shit I was doing. Yeah. My NCD day right now was eight years, but if they added up again, it'll be 11. I could almost retire civil service next year. And economically, I don't have nothing to worry about except for overspending. I don't think I have anything or that you need to. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm not saying that, I'm not saying that as a dig. I'm going out to eat in the first place. I did spend a lot of this year cooking, trying to slow down. I get tired of cooking. And I used to do that when I was single and younger, I would always cook. That has been one of the, like it's a lower echelon. You know what I mean? But one of the good things about me having the kids full time now,

Speaker: I'm cooking more at home because I would find myself when they weren't here. Ordering out or stopping and getting something on my way home from the gym or whatever. But now that we're here and do a dash for no problem with all three of them home by themselves because they could take care. No, I can. Yeah, I can go door dash. I'm talking about ordering door dash. Yes. Oh, yeah. I don't mind. I don't mind paying the drivers.

Speaker: Yeah. Ever since COVID, I had no problem doing that because I know drivers were people who lost jobs. Yeah. I had no problem doing it. It did get steep and it did get expensive, but a bunch of them lost their jobs and they didn't do something. So I had no problem supporting them as long as I got it. And the crazy thing about it, I could, I could work 10, 12 hours a week through our dash and make, and make more than what I was making when I was at OSU.

Speaker: When you said your other job, but now that you're home and you could do that. Yeah, no. Now that I'm at the job I'm in now, no. Now I DoorDash, you know, just because, you know, like on the weekends, if I go out in DoorDash or, you know, it's because I'm sitting at home bored and I ain't got nothing to do. Because I'm not trying to be that guy who goes to the bar every weekend or goes out every weekend. I meant to tell you that too. I know what's wrong with you mentally.

Speaker: You actually got peace of mind after the kids are around. You're relaxed. You're not stressed. They take care of themselves. They're there for each other. All you got to do is bring money home. And all they got to do is take care of home. Yeah, for the most part, I just have new added, like not bad stress, you know, like things I'm thinking about. This is good stress. Yes, it's good stress. Yeah, because like now. You want to come home to what you've got going on. Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. You want to come home to that. But now I'm fingers crossed. Hopefully by tomorrow or Wednesday, I'll find out about the townhouse.

Speaker: But, you know, I'm upgrading, you know, when you upgrade, it costs more. I have the money. I mean, I have the money, but, you know, but essentially I have that option that when times are tough, uh, you know, if I come home from work, get the kids settled, get them dinner and I can go out for an hour or two and door dash or on the weekends when they're not here, I can go out and door dash if I need the extra money. But now I'm just doing it because I'm bored at home and I'm going to give you a kicker when you go do it.

Speaker: take a little nonsensical, which I bet you hear the time of his fucking life. Oh, I've asked him to go with me before. And they haven't wanted to. But yeah, no, I have no doubt in my mind. If I took if I took a little guy with me, he would love it. You could take the two youngest with you while the oldest is hanging out on the street. They'll sit around in the car and just trip out. First of all, they're not hanging out on the street. She's going to have my foot in her ass. She's hanging out on the street. Let me tell you, hold your oldest. Hold your oldest.

Speaker: She'll be 18 in April. She'll kick you back. All three of my kids are my kids. You see how I am. You know how much it's down behind Walmart on 21st Street Joe. Back there by OSU and all that.

Speaker: But yeah, for real for a man. Congratulations on all that. You'll find out. You're going to help me move. Not you, Tony. Mama Joe. I'm trying not to move. I got to make sure. I don't want to move, but it'll be nice. And like I said, I'll hopefully find out tomorrow or Wednesday. My fingers are crossed.

Speaker: like let's go. Let's because that way I know so I can start packing and I know a day when I can leave. I can start packing and you got help packing. You got help moving. Just for you. Thanks for helping me pack Chris. You didn't ask. I'll pack your shit for you. That's another thing.

Speaker: I'll pack your shit for you, buddy. That's nasty. It won't be the first time. That's not what you said. That's not what you said at the truck gate. Order's different. Jesus. You think I hit that shucker down there? That's why I didn't get to where I wanted to. That's the thing too, Tony. I'm ready to not move anymore.

Speaker: I'm done with it. Once you deploy, relocate, and I've moved over 20 times in my life. Yeah, I'm done with it. Relocating, just swapping over, even when I was doing the TV -wise and switching rooms. I've done 20 different moves in my life. I'm tired of moving. Yeah. I'm tired of moving. I ain't trying to go nowhere else. When I moved here, I said I wasn't going anywhere else.

Speaker: This is it. My next move after this, I'll probably die there. I might. I might. This is it. I can. This is a decent civil service. A lot of military, like next to everything. No, fuck you. Everything's pretty much military. I'm very comfortable. I don't have to go anywhere else. Yeah.

Speaker: If I was to move, it would be close to the family, but I do have everything settled and established to where this is where a lot of people want to be in their lives. You get to that certain level and you decide that you're good and you're able to maintain, I'm here. Only thing I'm losing right now is my marriage. That's the only thing I hate. My next step is trying to buy a house. I want to get myself in a position where I can buy a house, have my own, have my own.

Speaker: You know, a lot of people are like, oh, you know, when you own a house, it comes with headaches. You got to fix this. You got, well, I can fix all that shit. You know.

Speaker: I got a friend of mine that wants to come see him just so I can help them fix stuff around their house. Yeah. Yeah. I'll see you golf. All right. You get ready for this game. I'm gonna drop down. I got ready. I got to get ready to ride tomorrow too. Gentlemen, it's been fun. It's been an honor kind of good seeing you. Glick, you still ain't shit. Um, golf all good talking to you. Random Rick. Good seeing your mama. Glick, how you doing? And look who just popped the hill back in.

Speaker: Well, Tony's leaving. I don't mean we have to leave. Gotcha. I like that. It's an honor, Connor. I like that. Honor, Connor. Did you just nut? A little bit. I see that face. I was like, dude, you just nut? That's not the nut face. The nut face. No wonder your wife makes you turn the lights off.

Speaker: We gotta get smoke to turn all his shit on. Smoke, I'm about to drop down. You can hold it down, bro. Good talking to you. You already know. Just make it touch me when you get situated whenever you want to go. Well, he dropped out again. Thank you very much. There you go, sir. Ladies and gentlemen, the Sunday night smoke. You want to say hi? That's Connor. You don't remember Connor? I don't think you met Connor. Say what's up. I don't think he has you. What's up, man? You gotta give Chris... You gotta give Chris the meme mug. You said give Chris the meme mug again.

Speaker: We're all you doing and looking at the floor. No, he'd be looking at like this. I can do that too, Jason. Stop being my dad. In the building. On Click this. It's a silly name. We made it up. It's not his real name. Okay.

Speaker: Okay. We got a busy day tomorrow. So get you some sleep. You hear me? One day's coming and I'll get together. We'll get the kids together. We'll get the boys together. Let the boys act before together. Yeah. We supposed to let the kids come on the show and run it for a little bit. It's going to be, it's going to be a mess. It's going to be, I know we got to get Jeff's schedule. That'll be like, uh, your schedule, Jeff's schedule. And, uh, that'll have to be at work right now. Saturday will work.

Speaker: Well, the kids aren't here with me on Saturday, right now. Otherwise, yeah, like give them like a half hour before the real show and let the boys just, and Connor, you can get your oldest. What's that? Connor, you can get your oldest stuff in here. It's okay. I can't. Nope. Bye.

Speaker: Nope, cuz I said nope. No, it's the kids version. It's the kids version. We're not involved. We will be chaperoning though, we will be chaperoning. We will be talking about Roblox, our favorite YouTuber. Fortnite. My kid will just come up in here and talk about how much he loves Blippi. He doesn't belong.

Speaker: He's five. See, exactly. If y 'all don't know what he is. My oldest is only five. My oldest is only five. He's eight. He'll be nine. Oh, Connie, you're a lot younger than us, so he would fit in. Yes, which is cool when you're in your 60s and I'm in my 20s. There's a difference. Say it, Connie. Why are you being silent, Tony? Ain't no reason. I will be 50 on Wednesday.

Speaker: back in it. Oh, no, you're good. You're good, bro. Yeah, you're good. 77 on Wednesday. Yeah, what is Blippi? What about Blippi? Blippi here. I know Blippi subs. Blippi should be punched in the throat. Blippi. Oh, my God. So much to learn about Blippi. Oh, yeah, yeah, he probably should. I'm just looking at pictures. Oh, that's like the new generation of Steve. E. Joanne knows it.

Speaker: Mrs. Glick, right? It's Mama Glick. Mama Joe. Mrs. Glick, Mama Glick, it's the same, same, but different. I'm a Joe, bitch. I'm a Joe. I'm a Joe. I'm a Joe. You're all right, Mama Joe. Don't you worry about nothing. Don't you worry about nothing. I'm dropping down, fellas. Y 'all hold it down. Everybody out there. I thought it'd be good, man. I appreciate y 'all for coming through. We're in the rig, Smoke. Mama Joe, Golf Hawk. See, we got Smoke, baby. Who else? Brian. Brian.

Speaker: I need you to make a Sunday morning broadcast. Chris, Ignition, Debbie. Cam, Sarah Lou, Amanda. Appreciate all y 'all. Appreciate all y 'all. Definitely talk to y 'all soon. Mother had your mother made your mother fuck. Tony, Sunday morning, where can they find the fantasy football belt Kings broadcast at? Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Twitch, and LinkedIn.

Speaker: What's the name built Kings fantasy football league. You are remember you up there as much as I am you can advertise like I don't advertise a non -ciscan. I know he's trying to teach him. It's not fantasy football Kings on YouTube knows built Kings was trying to join us. Cam cam gets the message. You know only check and he's in the lead chat. He knows.

Speaker: trying to follow it. If you go to Tony D on YouTube, you did more likely catch the fantasy. We've had two back to monster. No, there's more than one. We've had two great episodes.

Speaker: and put some in in a minute. I'm gonna get that out. Cam, when you look in the league chat, you will see the links when I do it on Restream. Turn it on Sunday, you'll see when I pop it up, because I always throw the link up there to invite all the league members to come up. I think you, damn it, Connor, you're welcome to join us as well, because Rich isn't in the league, but Rich joined on, because he was watching and catching it. I know you'll be busy, don't worry about it. The door's open now, just so you know. The door's open. I'm not a big fantasy football kind of guy. Do you talk football?

Speaker: no okay you just stay the hell out you're right yeah i know i'm tracking i'm tracking i'm tracking yeah but no in all honesty the last two weeks have been monster they've been amazing we had some amazing shows we had the last two was monsters the last two months was just rich was with us last week and even rich had to tell us after the show he was like i'm

Speaker: I'm amongst giants. I was impressed with the football knowledge between the two of you and the numbers and the players and everything that you guys are putting out to each other. I'm looking forward.

Speaker: Yeah, we had a kick -ass episode for real. I've been enjoying this season. It's been excellent doing that every week. Random Ricks got me on Twitter. Most people that follow me, follow me on Twitch. You'll see the notification on Sunday morning when we go live. If you follow me on Twitter, it'll be, well, Twitter's been acting the hell up. Follow me on Twitch, T -O -M -Y -T -O -1 -7 -2. Twitter's been acting up awesome.

Speaker: Thanks a lot, John Madden. Let me go take care of him. Y 'all hold it down, all right? I'll hold it down later, man. Appreciate it, y 'all. I'll get it. Hold on. Don't y 'all play that thing? Hey, much love, brother. He's gone. A little bit, a little bit. Here and there.

Speaker: Can you play Freebird? We want Freebird. Play Freebird. No, I cannot play Freebird. I know mostly just like Tyler Childers songs and a couple other country songs. Wait a minute. Tyler Childers.

Speaker: He's got a song that I really like. He's got like Lady May. I can't think of. Lady May, Little feathered Indians. Like that? Or is it Little feathered Indians? I can't play feathered Indians. I used to.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker: There's a couple that are all over fucking TikTok right now. What's that? I said listen to you, you fucking sing too.

Speaker: You're that guy that shows up to every party, every high school party with this guitar. I actually know I had an old guitar, well, an old guitar. This is my dad's guitar. If you notice, it's actually missing a string. I had an old five string here. This is a 1979 Yamaha guitar that my dad got for his

Speaker: or his first anniversary from my mother, but he never played it. And a while ago I had bought a green American Stratocaster and I fucking love that guitar. But we were broke and so I had to sell it and I sold it for some good cash and just ended up getting this while I came back from Korea.

Speaker: said, can't play free bird. Burn the guitar. You have failed us all, Connor. You are no longer a glitch Jesus. You're just a failure. I've had a guitar. I would love to learn how to play it but I never seem to find the time. I've had it for years. Yeah. Well, that was my biggest thing and then I got back from I got back from Afghanistan. It was it was kind of like my

Speaker: that I really haven't been able to find was like an outlet and you know, my physical abilities are kind of kind of going downhill recently so I can't go to the gym like I used to do and so it's it's kind of my just my little getaway. No, I feel I feel that man. I mean, you mean and I know you're not going to the gym like you used to but you got to take care of your physical health first and foremost. Oh yeah, and then get back up to the gym.

Speaker: I'll always be thinner than you. I mean, that's okay. I've always been a big dude. It doesn't matter if I go to the gym every day, three times a day. I'm just, I'm a big dude. You know, like I'm that guy who's not going to get a six pack. Instead, my stomach's just going to get rock hard. I feel that I'll never have a six, but actually that's not true. I had a six pack after I got done with air force basic training.

Speaker: And I think that lasted for like two months. But, but I was just so goddamn skinny. I didn't have any muscle on me. Yeah. That's Jim's therapy for me. And right now I'm not able to go like I was. I'm going to, I'm hoping I can start this week. I'm going to try to go tomorrow. Um,

Speaker: But you know, that's that's why I do the podcast and that's why I do, you know, I'll go live on TikTok and stuff like that. You know, every once in a while I have a random night where I act a fucking complete total fool. Like I did the last time I was live on TikTok. But I mean, hell, even this weekend, I mean, I made a couple of TikTok. I made some TikTok videos, put them in my drafts and I'll post them here and there sporadically. But this weekend, I had a low key weekend at the house. I sat here and played modern warfare.

Speaker: I went out Friday night with my buddy, you know, I went out Friday night with my buddy and I had a couple beers and came home. And then Saturday him and I went to him and I went to lunch together. But you know, other than that, I was just kind of hanging out here at the house playing a little modern warfare. Yeah. I'm going to go let me know what's up later. Bye. Bye.

Speaker: Lifting weights is kind of boring. I don't disagree with you. It is boring, but, you know, for me lifting weights is like, I used to have bad days and I mean, I still have bad days, but I come home and play guitar now. I used to have bad days and then I would go to the gym and I would just, I would lift as much as I could possibly lift.

Speaker: and over the course of like two and a half hours, I would be at the gym forever and my wife, I would get back and my wife would be like, you have a rough day? And be like, yep. She's like, I could tell. But I just go to the gym and I make myself hurt a little bit. And I come home, feel a little bit better. I feel like I get my stress out. It's proven to get rid of your stress. I used to, I used to run a lot. I'm not even, I can't physically run anymore right now, but,

Speaker: Yeah. No, lifting weights is boring but it it gets that uh it gets the serotonin running. Oh, I'm getting messages from my from my squad leader about what what we gotta do tomorrow. But no, lifting weights, hitting the punching bag and then uh I use uh one of my favorite things to do while we're in Korea was actually uh

Speaker: go to the uh go to the mats and we would uh do combatives. We do jujitsu and that was gross. We go to the mats. We do some jujitsu. We do some uh some kickboxing hit the bags but uh

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, this is boring but their physical activity is is a great way to to get your mental really kind of channel all the all the **** that's been going on. Uh so, get that serotonin running and moving in your brain. That's always my thing. No. Somehow. No, I I agree. I agree 100 % and that's always been gym therapy's always been my way of uh yeah, it's one of the few places where my my brain

Speaker: and not thinking about all the other things going on in my life. I just throw on some music and I go until I, and you know, I'm not putting ridiculous weight on or anything like that. I was having this conversation with Jeff Saturday night. Um, but I go until I can't go anymore. You know, um, probably not the best, but as I've said, it's better than me punching people in the face. Like I used to, to really, yeah, that's probably not a good one.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, that's what I was just saying is when I was in Korea, we were. Wait, it's on now. I don't know. When I was in Korea, all we would do is we would go to the gym. We would lift for a little bit. And then once we were done with our lift, we'd go up to the combattor's mats and we'd do jujitsu. We'd hit the punching bags. We'd do some kickboxing. We'd fight each other a little bit, get our anger and stress out and we'd have a good time.

Speaker: that's one of the cool things about about the militaries too is you can you can fight your buddies and then turn around give them a handshake afterwards and be like, there you go. Good on you. You're still a pussy. Good on you. Pussy. Good on you. Pussy. What up, fellas? What up? This guy. Let's get a rubber.

Speaker: Yeah. Bust the rubber. Why the **** ain't you in here? Okay. You were giving me so much praise the other day. Oh my goodness. This white background and the way that my camera just turned on, it really made me look like Jesus. Connor, the intellectual savior of the masses. Nice try, Connor. Sit your **** on the couch and wait for your idiot friends.

Speaker: Glick just wakes up one morning, he sees me. Is it my time? Did I die and go to hell? No, actually, Saint Pete's right over there. That's some bullshit. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What's going on, Pete? He's just over there going, fuck. Fuck my life, fuck my life.

Speaker: not yet. Well, trust me. We know you know how you have a face for radio. That was **** funny. I like that. Now, I got a man. He's so good. I'd say he had a face only a mother could love but hey, what's going on? Well, Chris, that's what your parents said. Maestro, my parents just died so they didn't have to put up

Speaker: You came out and they were like, nah. Yeah, we'll take death over this. Put him in an orphanage. Renee Sweeney. Marky Mark. I haven't seen Mark up in here. He's always up in here. He just has multiple names. Maestro named up his mark. Well, actually.

Speaker: Well, actually, it's my shoe. It's my shoe. I feel like the chatter's box being real quiet. Y 'all only ever have a busy chatter's box when I'm here. Triple, we always have a busy chatter's box. Triple R does Tybo. Calm down, Billy Banks. Billy Blanks. Billy Blanks? Who the fuck?

Speaker: Mark, I don't just comment sometimes while I'm playing. You know what he's talking about. Hey, listen, I'm here for your, your entertainment. Unfortunately, Jeff's sexy ass was left at home today. I don't think anybody's ever worked, used the words Jeff and sexy in the same sentence.

Speaker: The back of the back of Jess head is ridiculous. The bald spot. You're surprisingly, your hair has not started to fade yet. Glick, I would be very proud of that. I'm I well, you gotta pull out them titties. No, leave him under the shirt like side boob. Hello, because it's my like side. How about side quarter?

Speaker: Yeah. Ooh, that sounds painful. Cold and sideways. I don't know if I'm ready for the sideways quarter. Well, I mean, mentally, it just turns into a slit down there. It's like a deal with class matters. Well, you know. I don't know about that. A lot of people will watch, but they don't chat. And it's OK. They don't always have to chat.

Speaker: you said about my hair, you know, you're surprised that I have my lover. You can have him. Yeah. He's my sloppy, nasty leftovers. No, I've actually I've actually as far as my hair goes, I've actually survived two curses because on my dad's side, everybody's great. My dad was there's pictures of him in the army when he was eighteen and he was salt and pepper. Um

Speaker: on my mom's side, everybody's ball. Uh I didn't start going gray until about two years ago. My both of my sisters, well, my sister and my broster were dying their grays when they were like sixteen to hide them and I still have a full head of hair. Well, I mean, outside of what I shave off but I'm doing good as far as the hair department goes. I mean, the job is done on my end. I don't give a **** about it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I hate to say this.

Speaker: but you should really read the chatters box. Busted rubber says, I don't know about other platforms, but there's five chatter chatters in here. Jesus Connor. Then if you go down one, you see Mark say, I came here for Connor. Listen, I'm just saying it might be your show, but you're fine. First and foremost, Mark is lying. Mark's just trying to hurt me.

Speaker: Mark has been around for multiple platforms, from Periscope to TikTok to Haps to here. For 10 years, more than 10 years, Mark has been around. But did he ever hop in the Anchor app? Yes. You see every show? Fuck! And busted rubber is the same way. Busted rubber has been around since I was on Periscope.

Speaker: Yeah, but busted rubbish is kind of where I'm going. I came in here just trying to hurt me. Everyone's trying to hurt me for no reason because it's funny. It's funny to watch you cry. I used to love these guys. Now, fuck them. I'm excited for your neck. I'm talking about how much you miss me. When. Never mind. Wednesday, I'm going to do an entire show of talking about how much I hate you.

Speaker: this is the Connor hate show. We're all going to hate on Connor for three hours because he's not here to defend the team. Technically, it's my show. It's my show. Well, it'd be easier for you two to take over if you ever **** got in here. I'm just saying. I've invited, I've I've told both of those guys. I'm saying like, what's almost like, here's the thing about Mark that you have to

Speaker: Here's the thing that you guys weren't here for. You weren't there for 107 .6, the Glick. 107 .6, the Glick, Glick, all day.

Speaker: All the time. We used to talk about wanting to have a podcast while we were at Abercrombie and Fitch. And I was like, you don't need a podcast. You just need a radio show. You've got the voice for it. So it's going to be one oh seven six. The Glick. All Glick all the time. I'm not stoned enough to come on camera.

Speaker: Well, busted rubber. All it takes is a cell phone that has a rear facing camera and you honestly don't even need headphones. So, I mean, you can continue to make excuses, but if this is 2022 and you're not 90 years old, you have zero excuses. I feel like I feel like they've been told. If you didn't stream at 2 or 3 a .m. I'd go, but you got kids, really? You know, you had kids.

Speaker: Well, maybe if you weren't from great fucking Britain, then I wouldn't be a fucking problem. Yeah, it wouldn't be a fucking problem. I'm sorry. Let me change my show to two or three a .m. American time. Would that be better for you? It's not my problem that you guys lost the war and then stay there. You decided to stay in the lesser of two countries. We don't need to let me change my show.

Speaker: the lesser of two countries. Yeah, you're Queen's dead. Sorry. I don't condone what he just said. I'm sorry, Mark. All right. I'll just sell a move. Yeah, just sell. Just sell a movie. I mean, if you were a real fan, you would, Mark. I'm just saying.

Speaker: America's better anyways. I mean, it really is. We kind of have like freedom and shit. He's an ouch. First, you get all your teeth thrown in a harbor in fucking Boston, of all places. Lusty rubber. That's because I used to be in the Air Force, you weirdy. He's a weirdy. He used to be in the Air Force. Now he's in the army.

Speaker: Is an army of one being all that he can be I mean Pretty much the army doesn't call me there Jesus, but I mean pretty much

Speaker: I can only do it so much. Finally, America and England have something in common. Neither of us.

Speaker: I just do that. Shake my head. I know random Rick. Trust me. Trust me. Him and I had that same conversation because we were still working together when he made that decision. Okay. Actually, Rick, that was the, that was, well, that's not the reason that I joined the army, but that was one of the reasons that I kind of like justified it because I do, I did want to fly in the Air Force, but I didn't want to do four years of college because I'm a fucking

Speaker: I'm a re re when it comes to actually doing classes but uh then the army and while I was dropping my flight packet and I was doing all my medical stuff, they were like, hey, your eyeballs are fucked up and then I was like, what do you mean? They're like, yeah, you can never fly. I was like, oh, okay. I'll just go kill myself. They told you uh

Speaker: couldn't fly after you signed all the paperwork and after you signed all the paperwork for a five -year contract but the five -year contract was my own fault and that was that was because I I took an 18 x -ray contract I was trying to go special forces and then we pulled out of Afghanistan and I was like hey fuck this there's no point if I'm not gonna go shoot fucking talent I can't say that if I'm not gonna go shoot the talent then I'm not gonna do 18 x -rays kind of fucking stupid so I just went 11 Bravo and and

Speaker: Yeah, now I've got fucking five years left. Jesus Christ. Mark that escalated fast. Well, I'll just say how they did. I'm going to do cocaine and cry now. Well, you can cry. That's fine. Don't do cocaine. And if you do that, then you've got to come on the show.

Speaker: don't do cocaine, do meth. Oof. Yeah. Cocaine is so much funner or not cocaine meth. Meth is honestly when I get out of the military, here's the thing. I'll talk to Tony all he wants. So, he you tell me to stay the **** in the military. I'm doing this **** for eight **** years. I'm 25 years old. I'm falling apart. Uh like I feel like every time I stand up, I can hear the the sound from the Lego games when they break the Legos and it goes

Speaker: I got **** mental issues. I got back issues, foot issues, ear issues, eye issues. I haven't **** done, man. Well, let's be, let's be, let's be on the no year old. Let's be honest though. The military didn't cause you mental issues. You've always had mental issues.

Speaker: Oh no, the military calls mine an extensive part of my mental problems. You've always been a few French fries short of a happy meal. Yeah, only way to do it is 20 years in the Air Force. Well, this ain't the fucking Air Force now, is it? No, this is the Army because I'm a retard. I wish I knew how to play that lick on the guitar to actually make this much more fun. That's fucking disgusting.

Speaker: I just burped and got a piece of. We're going to play Monty Python on the guitar. All I need is two coconuts for that. Where did you get coconuts? I don't know. Are we fandom? In England. That's why you need to be on the podcast, Mark. You'd actually be able to do the British accent.

Speaker: I'm killing myself tonight. What? No, the military doesn't **** pay good. I will say that the health care benefits are phenomenal. Let me tell you something. We got the bill this week for my wife's

Speaker: when uh, when you give birth, you know, your uterus does all these weird things and fucking, I don't know. Glick can tell you about, about his uterus. Essentially she, she gave birth to my daughter and she started hemorrhaging really bad. She lost like two and a half liters of blood over the course of five minutes. It was a big, big bad thing. She went to the operating room. They had her in recovery for a few hours. They fixed everything. She's fine now. She's alive. Um, but

Speaker: We got the bill this week. It was $26 ,000 and I paid 40. I paid $40 over $26 ,000 bill. I will say that is one of the greatest things about the military. But the cool thing is I'm staring down medical retirement. And if I do that, then I get to keep my track care health insurance. I ain't got to pay it down for the rest of my fucking life because I served my, I served this fucking country and I earned it. Unlike you weird British bucks who do nothing and get free healthcare anyway.

Speaker: So, so how do you really feel? Sorry, sorry. Please Connor, tell us how you really feel. It does over here. It must be nice. I don't understand it. I get that. I'm not going to talk about my finances on the show. I'm not going to talk about my finances on the show. Essentially, I make the pay of, I make less money than Glick does, but I support five people in the house.

Speaker: Five is including myself. I support poor people. Well, you support poor people. So technically, I support five people too. You only count two because you drink beer for three.

Speaker: I like to argue that but I can't. I know. I'd like to say you're wrong but I can't. I wish we had free health care. You know what? I don't. I'm glad that our health care is expensive. As the as the great Luke Combs once said. Luke. Beer never broke my heart. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day. Long day.

Speaker: like a diamond rings and football teams that are on his boy. Exactly. That's a good song. Do you know what it's about? Do you think? Come on, Deadpool. This **** is running around in a damn Deadpool. How's the military homeless over there? We have homeless military over

Speaker: Yeah. Have you heard the joke about the dude who served six years and then got out and now he's disabled? He's homeless. Right. Thanks, dude. She brought me another damn Baja Blast. Baja Blast! What the hell? Hold on. I might be able to learn this song. This might be real. Oh, this is super duper simple.

Speaker: I mean, have you seen Luke Holmes? I think most of his songs are super simple and they all sound the same. I like some Luke Holmes songs, but they all sound the same. Hold on a minute. He's basically the Metallica of country music. Yeah. Right. Army healthcare in the States used to be, uh, take this 800 milligram motrin. Your broken legs should be fine in the morning.

Speaker: That's because back then they were real men. Oh, I agree. I absolutely agree. I have always felt like our vets don't get the respect that they deserve. Homelessness is a problem in general here in the States.

Speaker: But I've always felt like our, our vets don't get the proper respect that they deserve. And I mean, and that was, and, and, and to go back, uh, you know, a few episodes. And if you guys haven't listened to that episode, uh, we, we, we. Oh, Glick is frozen. I don't know. We had, um, Jordan Wilkerson, we had, uh, you know, we had Jordan Wilkerson on here. Um, she's an air force veteran.

Speaker: She's actually a very good friend of Connor's and she fought cancer and she won. And we asked her about the VA because you hear all the horror stories. And she said that the, put it right on the edge so it falls off. She said the VA was absolutely amazing and they took incredible care of her. She had no problems, no beef or anything like that. And I wish in our country

Speaker: And, you know, I hate to say it. I don't want to be political, but, um, for the first time in a long time, when, uh, when old DTJ was in office, our vets were starting to get taken care of. Um, and they need to be, whether it be the VA or, or, or whatever. Um, because they do a lot of things that most of us don't, some won't, some can't. I was one of the ones that couldn't, unfortunately.

Speaker: I would have never been able to do the job I wanted. Fucking private Ryan, check ass. But medical issues or whatever. Damage goods.

Speaker: Yeah, but Ronnie D's running too. Everybody thinks Ronnie D's running too. So he's going to put up a good fight against him. Yeah. Ronnie D's running. They wouldn't let you join the military because they knew you sucked. It had nothing to do with your medical issues. They knew you were. No, I was. I was quota. I was quote unquote damage goods.

Speaker: Plus, I couldn't do the job I wanted to do because of the sole survivor rule. Well, that. Yeah, that rules. I can't. I can't say that. I need to stop saying. It's kind of a dumb rule. It's not a it's not a G .A .Y. rule. It's a dumb rule. It's a dumb rule. I didn't mean to offend you. I just assumed because he's from Britain.

Speaker: whatever you assume because he's from Britain is probably or Great Britain or England or wherever. I know he's a huge. What's the soccer team you like leads? Think football. We'll finish this drink. We're going to finish this show. Oh, where's your war pain, bud?

Speaker: Where's it? Where's this war pain? Where's your war pain, buddy? What is this? Is that a dumb endeavor? Are you telling me the most annoying sound in the world? What are you doing? Don't do that. If you're going to talk, talk. Don't just make noises. You say, how you doing? Click and click. No. All right. You won't be shy.

Speaker: I can't. Yeah, I know cuz he's coming over the headphones, bro. I'm gonna wrap this cord around my kid's neck and string him up. I need you to stand up, dude. I can't. I'm back. I can't handle that **** 25 years old. What's up, buddy? What's up, buddy? What's up, Glick? There you go. There you got it. What's

Speaker: that's tickling me right now. I don't like it. Give him a karate chop right in the neck. Hey, yeah. No, I'm not hurting him because his back is in pain. His back's in pain. Yeah. That's because he's old. Did you know that? Do you know your dad's old?

Speaker: You stink. No, no, no, no, no. Bye, Greg. Bye, bud. It's okay. Get him. Get him one time. Right in the neck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Karate chop him in the neck. I told him to Karate chop you in the neck and he said he wouldn't because your back was because your back was sore.

Speaker: Well, that's okay. I had to go outside and beat his ass earlier because I was looking out. He should've karate chopped Connor when he had the chance. Oh, I looked outside and he had my hammer and he was smacking it with the pick end up against our big wall stone wall that we got out there. I was like, yeah, that's right. I'm telling on you. Ain't nothing wrong with that. That's all right. We all make mistakes, right Carson? But that's all right. You learned your lesson, right?

Speaker: Alright, what else don't we do? We don't draw on our brother, do we? No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He put the war paint on his brother. Yes. I thought I thought the little guy did it to himself. No, he did it. He did it to his brother. So this little man did push ups for about 10 minutes.

Speaker: That's funny. In real life. Yeah. Which is why this guy is so stinking huge. Look at his freaking arms. Show him your arm. Show him your muscles. Easy. Easy. We don't have a permit for these guns. We don't have we don't have we don't have permits for the guns in the show and nobody bought tickets for the gun show. Calm down there. Little Hercules. Hey, they're not registered. Chill.

Speaker: We didn't buy tickets to the gun show, damn it. Anyway, sorry, children. Don't hit yourself. I don't know. Catch has been in here for like the last 15 minutes playing Roblox or whatever. You were glitching. You like, you like did this like slow motion freeze when you were karate chopping. It was like,

Speaker: Nice. I mean, that's just for you. Baby Jesus. Yeah, that's his name. Oh, baby Jesus. What? I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo. And one of them tuxedo shirts. No, he just got off work. He's going home. He's probably eating dinner right now. He's not coming over. We'll talk later, okay? We're almost done. All right, bub?

Speaker: I don't have time for your shenanigans little boy. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye

Speaker: You know, I do what I can. I trained you well, Grasshopper. Hey, uh -uh, uh -uh. You're done with those. You're done with those. From one egotistical maniac to another. You're done with those because I said so. Because I said so, you little biz match. I'm drinking alcohol because I can, because I'm 20 years old. Oh, I'm trying to look at you.

Speaker: Yeah, right. God, I wish. 17, 13, and nine. You still got a little while, homie. Well, so according to my, according to my son, we're going to keep, well, my oldest daughter, she'll be 18 in April.

Speaker: And she graduates next year. Yep. And then, uh, you know, hopefully in the next, uh, year or so, she'll start doing what she needs to do to get ready for college or, you know, whatever she's supposed to be a nurse. Oh, what a nerd. I mean, good for her. Um, and then, uh, you know, I bought my Equinox and I, and I, I only keep cars for four years and then I trade them in for something newer.

Speaker: So my son was telling me, he was like, you know, when you train in this Equinox, dad, we can get our truck. And I'm like, we, what is this? We, and he was like, well, it'll just be me and you because my middle daughter will hopefully be driving by then. If she had her way, she'd be driving right now. So, you know, there's no doubt that she's going to get her place at your middle daughters 13. Yeah.

Speaker: I don't know. Uh but in five years, it's just going to be my son and I

Speaker: but he said when he turns 18 and he graduates high school, him and I are going to move back to Charleston because that's where he's from. He was born in Charleston and we're going to get a house together and it's just going to be him and I. We're just going to live together. Okay, and you told me I had to be single. I don't know what players you have in store, buddy, but I think that he's he's trying to be your wing man at the bars. Yeah,

Speaker: You see that nine -year -old jig over there? Oh, and we'll pick her up for you. No, no, no, no, son. I swear I'm only 50. Whoa, gay dad. I'm only 50, bro. No, I told him I was like, I'm really not trying to be single for the next nine years. Last one. You know? But now he's convinced when he turns 18 and graduates from high school, him and I are moving back to Charleston, which I'm down with. You know, I'll move to Charleston. Him and I can move to Charleston together. Charleston's nice. That bridge smells like poop all the time, though.

Speaker: The what? The bridge down in Charleston that goes over the freaking the bay. You don't know what I'm talking about. How you not know what I'm talking about? For 10 years and didn't always smell like poop, but there was times where that bridge always smells like shit. Oh, the one that goes from Charleston to Mount Pleasant. Yes, I've never driven over that bridge and not wanted to throw up. The Wando Bridge or the big Ravenel Bridge?

Speaker: the big revenue grid. Yeah, no, yeah, no, it doesn't always smell like shit. I lived there for 10 years. I lived there for three. I'll give you credit. No, I didn't even live in Toronto. And I worked downtown. Like that was my area downtown in Mount Pleasant and the islands.

Speaker: what is it? Uh what's the uh the golf resort that's right off of Charleston? Oh, man. No, no, no, no, no, no. Uh anyway, that place is really nice. I can't think of the **** name of that. Well, that probably shouldn't have gone into the fantasy football chat but it did.

Speaker: one of the guys in the fantasy football chat put Phillips head, hex head, flat head, and it's showing the different screws. And then it says, dickhead, and it shows a picture of Jim Harbaugh. So I commented back, your mom wishes she swallowed.

Speaker: I gotta send you I might still have them I'll have to fucking send yeah that just went right into the fantasy football chat and it's all Ohio State fans in there for the most part except for killer cam who's a Clemson fan and says the guy that has total control of you being on this show send it go ahead kick me off what is it what is it that what is it hold on I got a song for you here where's it at

Speaker: God damn Jeff and all that he does. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I got another one for you. Where's that at? God damn you, Jeffrey. Here we go. Right here. Listen, listen to this song. Time for another one.

Speaker: What have I become now that I've betrayed everyone I've ever loved before? And I have been a slave to the truths in my mind Is there something left for me to save in the wreckage of my life? My life?

Speaker: That was dumb. That song's called Judas. It's called, it's by Fozzie. You know who the lead singer of Fozzie is? Me. You know who Chris Jericho is? Nope. He probably don't fucking use me. Damn, I'm trying to find this one. That was actually a remake by our guy, Rock Lee, who does the intro music for the song. No, there's, anyway, the meme that I was trying to find

Speaker: It's a picture of a lady pregnant, smoking a cigarette with a bourbon in her left hand or a right hand in her hand. Anyway, it says, oh, I'm sure he'll be fine. And it's like 10 years later. And it's a kid wearing a Michigan t -shirt. Got some haters.

Speaker: I'm on top of the world. You're too young to remember the old days. What back when Michigan used to win every once in a while? You're too young to really understand the rivalry.

Speaker: I'm too young to understand the rivalry I Y 'all are gonna kill yourselves because Michigan is black Michigan beat us one time in the last week's game We want to talk about this now well talk about this now after last week's game I

Speaker: I'm a little nervous about Saturday's game because Michigan struggled a little bit against Illinois. Ohio State struggled a little bit against Maryland. Michigan State struggled against Maryland. Ohio State struggled against Maryland. I said Ohio State, you weirdo. Why the hell would I give a fuck at Michigan State? Yeah, that was a wild fourth quarter.

Speaker: Cause I was watching that game in Ohio and Ohio state was up and I'm like, Oh, well this is over. And then we, uh, then I came in to get the show and shit ready. And I was like, Ooh, what's going on here? Yeah. Ohio state played that one way too close to the cuff. The problem that I'm having with Ohio state is we have continuously been down in the first half and then come back in the second half or been down in the first quarter.

Speaker: And then come back a little bit in the second half, just to make it a game for the second or the second quarter to make it a game. And then by the end of the second half, uh, or by the end of the game, we we've destroyed them or it's been kind of close, but we won and we can't do that again. Big teams. If we go to the playoffs with that mentality and we go down 14 to nothing, we we're going to lose. We're not coming back when we play against a game, a team like TCU, or if we play against Georgia, if we play it in Georgia, we go down 14 nothing. It's over.

Speaker: No, and and and the Michigan's played that way too this year or even last year even last year. They they they're kind of sluggish and whatnot in the first half. They they they get a lead. I don't think they ever trailed this season except for the Illinois game this year. Yeah, the Illinois game was the first time they trailed. Oh no, they were leading that half. Never mind. I apologize but

Speaker: you know, they, they have a, they have a small lead going into the half and then the second half of the game starts and they just start abusing defenses and it's like, oh no, we can't do that. And, you know, wishing what they did to Ohio state last year, last year, it was a close game, one into halftime. And then they came out after halftime and just fucking had their way. And of course with the defense, but that's your first year. Well, Aiden Hutchinson made CJ Stroud his fucking bitch.

Speaker: Well, Stroud is not playing the way that Stroud needs to be playing for. Well, that's because that's because CJ Stroud thinks he's still in Ann Arbor last year, this entire season. He doesn't know where he's at. Aiden Hutchinson beat his ass so bad, he turned him into Joe Biden. I like to throw the football every once in a while.

Speaker: and I'm a quarterback. Uh I'm a quarterback and there's you know, sometimes the defense with my leg hair and uh because yeah, yeah, like I said last Saturday was the scariest game all season for for Michigan. Maryland was a little bit of the same way for Ohio State. We did Maryland wasn't close by 13 points against Maryland. We only beat Maryland by seven. I mean, it's it's terrifying.

Speaker: And then, you know, when Penn State was supposed to be outside of Ohio State, Penn State was supposed to be our biggest challenge. And they throttled Penn State. I mean, from opening whistle to closing whistle, they throttled the fuck out of Penn State. Oh, like Ohio State Notre Dame. Ohio State Notre Dame was way too close to the game in the first half. We were losing at the end of the first half.

Speaker: And then they could not score on our defense. The only reason that we beat Notre Dame was because we got two touchdowns over the course of two quarters, which is not enough. 21 to 10 is way too close to the score to be playing a ranked team. And then when we played Penn State, we ran all over Penn State, which was hilarious. But our defense couldn't stop them in the second quarter.

Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say, you know, going into the half, you guys were losing to Penn State, too. No, we weren't. Oh, yeah, we're losing. We're losing by one. You're right. You're right. Yeah, it's just one point. But, you know, but still, I mean, you got into the fourth quarter and you put 28 on them and they couldn't do it. I mean, the biggest problem that Ohio State has that Ohio State has had for the last two, three years has since day became right. Dylan Day. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Um, since he became our head coach has been our, our success in the red zone. It's like we get to the red zone and we don't know what to do with ourselves. It's like, they don't know what to do with their fucking hands. So we get to the red zone and we sit there and we play, we play with ourselves and we don't know what we're doing. We ended up giving them.

Speaker: giving away a chance at a touchdown and end up with a field goal. And then instead of it being seven to seven or 14 to seven, it's 10 to seven, or it's seven to seven, or it's three to seven and we're down or we're even, or we're up by three. And we can't do that, especially in Michigan. If we play that way, if we play the way that we've been playing against the rest of our teams with Michigan, it's either going to be real damn close or we're going to lose.

Speaker: Well, it's not going to be a close game or is not going to be an easy game for either side. No, no, absolutely not. And and you know, and I think I think I'm not going to. I'm not going to overextend myself. I'm going to say as far as the Big 10 goes, Michigan has one of the best defenses in the Big 10, but Ohio State's offense is a good matchup for that defense, but Michigan also has a really good offense too.

Speaker: Michigan and Ohio State probably have a pretty even offense. The biggest thing that pisses me off about Ohio State's offense is I promise you that if Michigan runs the screen, if they run continuous screenplays, you know what Ohio State's going to do? Yeah, you're going to get any of that over.

Speaker: Mission is not really yeah mission is not really known for screenplays, but you know what they are known for is Starting out sluggish in the first half get the lead All lost to Tennessee who took a 63 to 38 beat down from South County keep talking busted rubber I actually want you to keep shitting on Michigan

Speaker: Oh, we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan. Hey, you want to hear me burst your bubble real quick? You want to know who Busted Rubber's favorite team is? Alabama. I'll go die in burning hell. But no, no, Michigan has been, Michigan has been notorious the last few years of

Speaker: play in sluggish much like Ohio State in the first half but they they they go out, they go into halftime with the lead and then they come out after halftime and and they abuse defenses because they run the clock. They they take control of the ball. You know, they they they don't let the other team get the ball and they just wear a defense out and then in the fourth quarter, the defense is so **** out of gas that they have their way with

Speaker: So here's the thing about when he goes to prison, finally, everybody's going to have their way with him. Here's the thing about, about Ohio state and Michigan this year. This is the, this is by far the biggest game of college. Period. The end.

Speaker: It is number two versus number three. Whoever wins this makes it to the playoffs. I'm sorry. Y 'all can say, y 'all can say whatever you want about if it's a close game, then they have a chance at being in a playoff. No, they don't. They won't be in the playoffs. Me, me personally, I want Michigan to fucking wreck Ohio state, but as a big 10 fan and as a football fan, I have to put my, my, my,

Speaker: I'm a fan. My fandom to the side. Yeah. And right now, Alabama, two losses, Tennessee, two losses, Tennessee losing to South Carolina. Not losing to South Carolina but getting **** destroyed by South Carolina. If it's a close game, regardless of who wins because let's just call a spade a spade. Whoever wins this game is going to win the big ten. I don't know if you've

Speaker: where they're standing it's a four -way tie between Purdue hold on a second let me let me uh who sucks uh well hold on a second let me uh let me let me uh pull this up here real quick big 10 standings no yeah big 10 standings why are you giving me this i don't want i don't want the selections i want the big 10

Speaker: There's a four -way tie in the Big 10 West. Iowa, Purdue, Illinois. Really sucks. And Minnesota. And oh, I'm sorry. Five. Well, I guess technically right now it's Iowa and Purdue are five and three in the conference, but Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Illinois are four and four in the conference. So overall,

Speaker: Iowa, Purdue, Illinois, and Minnesota are seven and four and Wisconsin is six and five. Uh, you got Wisconsin and Nebraska. Hold on a second. They played each other last week in Wisconsin won that game. You got a Nebraska and Iowa this week. Nebraska is trash.

Speaker: Purdue and Indiana, they're trash. Illinois and Northwestern. Northwestern has won one goddamn game all season in Wisconsin. I don't give a fuck about the Ohio State Michigan game. The score, the final score, all that matters is who wins and who loses. I'm sorry. Have you think that the big 10 has hope of having two teams in the playoffs? Yeah, won't have it. As of right now,

Speaker: Yeah, because one, two, three, and four Georgia, Ohio State, Michigan, TCU, TCU. Uh, number five, number, well, number five is Tennessee with two losses. Number six is LSU. I'm sorry. Uh, Tennessee with two losses. Um, LSU with two losses, USC with one loss and then Alabama with one loss.

Speaker: are your and so Clemson has one plus this is this is how if I was going to make a prediction oh geez we're talking football here there we are hey turn that down sorry I should have muted myself for that I'm sorry bro Carolina Molly walked the fuck out of Tennessee you are not wrong and that's what I said hooker is hurt I said that earlier in the podcast um no I mean at the end of the day at the end of the day

Speaker: As long as Georgia keeps a undefeated at the end of the day. As long as Georgia stays undefeated. The way that the playoffs should be is one seed will be Georgia. Two seed will be whoever wins between Ohio State and Michigan. Three seed will be TCU.

Speaker: Four seeds should be USC, period the end. Well, Georgia has to play LSU. Georgia has to play Georgia Tech, and then they got LSU in the SEC Championship. And I don't expect Georgia to lose any of those games. USC dominant force, whoever. Yeah, USC has played Notre Dame this week.

Speaker: I will root Ohio State on until the end. And if Michigan beats Ohio State, I will sadly root for them in the playoffs. But if Georgia doesn't win the NCAA Championship this year, then something went wrong on Georgia's line. Georgia will most likely win the NCAA Championship this year. Well, I mean, there's almost no question in my mind. I love Ohio State, but we would lose to Georgia, we would.

Speaker: But I mean you can't sleep on LSU because they lost the first game of the season by a point to Florida State And they lost the Tennessee Tennessee what? LSU's as but LSU did beat Alabama So, I mean if it's a close game lost if it's a US game between Ohio State

Speaker: Yes, to Utah. If it's a close game between Ohio State and Michigan, the loser has a valid point for being in the playoffs still, even though they lost, because it's two versus three. But that's not how it will work because of the way that the NCAA playoffs work. They will not let the Big Ten have two slots. It will not happen, period the end. We had it last year. We had it last year.

Speaker: Who the hell was in Michigan or Ohio State? It was Michigan or Ohio State. No. It was Michigan, Cincinnati. Oh no, it was Michigan, Cincinnati, and Alabama. And Georgia. Yeah, I was gonna say Ohio State did not go to the playoffs last year. But. Let's see, 2021. Yeah, it was Alabama, Michigan, Cincinnati, and Georgia.

Speaker: And Georgia and Alabama, and Georgia and Alabama should have played each other in the playoffs. And Michigan and Cincinnati should have played each other. That way you take out the possibility of two God forsaken SEC schools being in the championship. Now, I know it feels so long ago now, but Ohio states,

Speaker: I think I think if it's a close game regardless of who wins or who loses Michigan and Ohio State both have an argument to still be in the top four after at the end of this game. I agree that they have an argument. I just don't think it'll happen. Alright, I thought Tennessee plus USC has to play Notre Dame. You know USC has to play Notre Dame and Notre Dame has three losses, but they're not to be slept on.

Speaker: as much as I hate to say it plays really well. They really do. We, we, uh, it was a rough first game against Notre Dame. They did really, really well. And I mean, Notre Dame's three losses came against OSU. Well, they did lose the Marshall and a shocker and they lost to Stanford and a two point game. Oh, heavens to Betsy.

Speaker: But they they they beat the piss out of Clemson. Who was number four at the time when they when they played Clemson and they beat the hell out of them by 21 points. Oh man. And they lost to a ranked BYU or no, they beat a ranked BYU. They beat a ranked Syracuse. They beat a ranked Clemson, so.

Speaker: You know, it'll it'll be interesting to see how this weekend plays out. Yes, me it will me and is is the meat and potatoes. Alright, well, as much as I'd love to keep talking about Ohio State and shit again, I have to get my run on here. Uh, making dinner for the family family. Tennessee dropped to five.

Speaker: according to the most recent standings. Clemson's at nine. Clemson's at nine after losing to, uh, no, no Chordame. Yeah, no, I got to actually, speaking of dinner, I got to go eat some dinner my damn self. Oh, what do I want to do? It's fucking nine o 'clock. Yeah, it's not the fuck that.

Speaker: I'll still be up for another three or four hours. Oh, let's do...

Speaker: You know what, let's do, cause I like this song and it's Monday. Let's do a, appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out as always. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show. We'll be back Wednesday night for a brand new episode of Nonsense Will Nonsense. Make sure you join us 6 PM on YouTube and Twitch.

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Speaker: We're going to wrap the show up with a little Blacktop Mojo featuring Dylan Wheeler and their cover of Get Away Car. Go ahead and check out Blacktop Mojo wherever you stream music and on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. Go show the guys some love. Check out their tour schedule because they may be coming to a town near you. And as a guy who has seen them in concert, it is definitely worth the price of admission.

Speaker: So, go give them some love. Here it is. Blacktop.

Speaker: The first time I saw you, you were chasing down As I come on, all alone in a field Where your eyes and clothes I kept rolling on I never thought you'd wind up chasing

Speaker: To settle down I won't hesitate to hit the highway Before you lay me to waste now To settle up And I'll help you find something to drive Before you drive

Speaker: You're tired of walking you below the ground The sidewalk will barely touch your feet Your life moves too slowly to hold you down With ringing hands you take it out on

Speaker: I won't hesitate to hit the highway Before you let me raise no heart Set a loop and I'll help you find something to drive

Speaker: Before you drive me insane So get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car and ride it on the wheel Get yourself a car and drive it all along

Speaker: Get yourself a car and ride it on the way

Speaker: You settle down I won't hesitate to eat the highway Before you lay me to waste no And settle up and I'll help you find something to try

Speaker: So get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car and ride it on the wind Get yourself a car and drive it all along

Speaker: Ride it on the wind, yeah. Yes, sir. Little blacktop mojo for your ear holes as we wrap the show up. We do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out as always. Go ahead and hit up them socials, hit them follows, hit them likes, and hit them shares.

Speaker: We will see you Wednesday night for a brand new show. Same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. If Jeffrey was here, he would say, aduses. Michael would say, peace out. My man, Smoke, who made his return like the prodigal son, would tell you, put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Speaker: Connor Connor Connor Why can we not hear him I Don't know why we can't hear him. I don't know what Connor would say Connor took his headset off. He said to hell with all this. I'm done. I'm out. I'm over it. He turned his mic off Nobody can hear him Connor

Speaker: I'm gonna tell you guys what Connor would say Connor would say I'm gonna take this time to convince my love for Glick. He's the most amazing most spectacular The coolest guy that I've ever met and I'm so glad that he allows me to be his friend and I'm grateful and I'm thankful for Glick. That's what Connor would say in a nutshell and I

Speaker: the great one the champ dr. Glick if you will would like to tell you guys be good or be good at it goodbye motherfuckers hit that button