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TWIYpod: I'm ever in my life where I ever rooted for the Detroit Lions. I'm never rooting for the Detroit Lions. This Sunday.
TWIYpod: We in this bitch rooting. for Amon Ross St. Brown. Jared golf.
Wop: Yeah.
TWIYpod: and etn i need etn to get busy so i need niggers to keep it a little close So that ETN can get active. I need like six touchdowns from ETN. He can throw the motherfucker to himself.
TWIYpod: Like Mr. Perfect did in that promo that one time. He could throw it to himself like Josh Allen did on a Monday night football game. Throw it to yourself. catch the motherfucker, and then run for the touchdown. You get the passing yards, then you get the receiving yards, the passing touchdown, and... They're receiving touchdown. We get one of those, the ETN.
TWIYpod: And shit is golden.
TWIYpod: Fantasy. Fantasy football and... My prize picks really bring the worst out of me. Because. On a random Wednesday night.
TWIYpod: I'm in the house cussing and screaming at Romeo Dobbs and that big fucking helmet.
TWIYpod: He got that big fucking helmet on. And he can't fucking catch nothing last night. I just needed 24 yards. That's all I needed, Romeo Dobbs. For the ticket to come through, I needed 24 yards.
TWIYpod: Romeo Dobbs couldn't catch shit. I don't get my 24 yards. And. Here we are. Look at Brock Purdy. Fucking it up. So yeah, I'm out of here.
TWIYpod: Fantasy football active, the league is activated, whopping there this year, sturdy team.
Wop: Just like...
TWIYpod: I got it I got an A on my draft grade because of course I'm the best drafter. ever in all fantasy football leagues. Best fucking drafter. Sturdy fucking team. I had like the sixth pick. I thought that was a death wish.
TWIYpod: Somehow, some way. Puka fell to me at number six. Don't know how that happened. Niggas was passing up on obvious pics. just to go be cute i was confused i was like why would you pass up on this to go get Jonathan Taylor. Oh, yeah. i Well, Jonathan Taylor this year. Like, you know.
TWIYpod: Dale Jones still is quarterback, right? They not making that magic again. Daniel Jones is not doing that shit again at Indy. Their defense is worse. They letting Zaire Franklin go to Green Bay.
TWIYpod: Colts ain't making that kind of noise this year.
Wop: They still going to rely on that running game.
TWIYpod: They're going to rely on it. He only do good when it's warm outside. But I got a question. I heard a song. And it made me envious of.
TWIYpod: All the men who have been able to snatch up. an R &B diva.
TWIYpod: Because if you get the R and &B chick, you can bag her. Imagine the shit you can have Shorty singing in the house, Wob. Imagine. Just listen.
TWIYpod: Why you wanna play 2K all night?
TWIYpod: Would you rather play in my ass?
TWIYpod: my booty hole baby
TWIYpod: Spread these cheese out.
TWIYpod: Play where you can play. Hootie Hoot You gotta be And choose, baby Play it too. Are you good? Hey.
TWIYpod: I have to make a move baby.
TWIYpod: oh you can Play with my booty, ho you gotta can choose space. 3, 2, 1 Or you can play with my booty
TWIYpod: You can choose baby
TWIYpod: come on now wop if you gotta join at the crib And she hit you with a serenade like that? What you doing? You playing 2K?
Wop: Closed now. I'm gonna play with a booty hole.
Wop: Hit in on this.
TWIYpod: it
Wop: That's winking.
TWIYpod: Oh, she got a song for that too.
TWIYpod: Make my booty
TWIYpod: Conduct
TWIYpod: Catch you.
TWIYpod: That's what I'm saying, Womp. Like, if you get a joint at the crib that can harmonize a little bit, we turn this podcast equipment into a recording studio. And now Shorty.
TWIYpod: singing verbal threats. She's singing verbal threats in your direction.
TWIYpod: She said, you gonna make my booty hole wink at you. Like, she that's a threat. i'm down I'm down for it.
Wop: It's pretty deep. for sure.
TWIYpod: nah we gotta hey get hey if you listen to the pod and you got a queen that sing like she used to sing in the choir or something We gonna throw some bars out there y 'all way We just need some voice notes of your queens.
TWIYpod: Singing these bars. i'll throw some beats out there too uh but y 'all know the email twi pod at gmail .com Just send the joints. Send your girls.
TWIYpod: send your girls vocals when we send these bars and we gonna make some shit happen I love i love these shits. It's like five of these choice. Shorty say you won't.
TWIYpod: You going to play 2K? You going to play with my booty? I didn't even buy the new 2K. That's how out the game I am. I'm so washed. I ain't even by 2k this year
Wop: I bought two cans of ears.
TWIYpod: Some years?
Wop: Hell yeah. Oh shoot.
TWIYpod: yes
Wop: I would say probably like 2014.
TWIYpod: So cool.
Wop: Yeah.
TWIYpod: It's a cold game. ah um' I'm struggling. I'm watching niggas play, and niggas don't look like they're having fun. So that's the only thing that's making me happy about not making that purchase. Because niggas don't look like they're having fun. Niggas are complaining a lot.
TWIYpod: At a high clip, niggas are complaining. Oh, the shooting's bad, the dribbles, you can't do this, you can't do that. More complaints. More complaints.
TWIYpod: My man.
Wop: I've been hearing... Shit, motherfuckers told me they like the MLB shit, brother.
TWIYpod: That's what my brother on.
Wop: Peace and love. Yeah. I be seeing my shorties when they be playing that shit. Online is shit. I mean, uh Yeah, on the PCs.
TWIYpod: My brother on that. mlb to show shit and i'm telling him like i can't never get into no baseball game because It take like an hour to play one.
TWIYpod: He like, nah, you speed that shit. You just do the hitting and the pitching. You let the computer do the fielding. And I'm like, oh, that sound like cheating to me. That sound like. That's not like when Madden give you the option to play offense only, defense only, or the moments.
TWIYpod: I don't like that shit. I'm all maddened. I'm still trash at Madden, by the way. I got duffed out by some dude with an accent. ah Indian accent.
TWIYpod: Took my pride. Is that what you think you're doing? What? My friend, what do you think you're doing in Cover 3 coverage? What do you think is going to happen?
Wop: No, no, don't!
TWIYpod: Pick six! Pick 6 on that ass! I was like, God damn Punjabi MC. i got your I got your Punjabi.
Wop: Fuck it.
TWIYpod: Yeah. um red dot Red Dot beat me, man. It was like 40 -something to 12. I'm out here kicking field goals and shit. like struggling.
TWIYpod: But i'm i'm giving it all I'm giving it all this worth. I was out there playing with the fucking with the Ravens. And. he made Lamar Jackson look very pedestrian.
Wop: Or did you? Mark Jackson. That is great.
TWIYpod: I was doing my best with a black quarterback. You know, I can run around with a scrambled quarterback. That's light, but I couldn't get no yards. I was getting three, five yards, fumble here, fumble there.
TWIYpod: Derrick Henry He running up the gut. he He getting knocked down by the first defender. Never seen no shit like that in my life. Ever. I was like, yo, is we playing on all Madden or something?
TWIYpod: Couldn't figure it out.
Wop: How you doing? be a week. And then blame it on... Talented -ass niggas like you just ate. That never happens. to dare him. But somehow when you controlling them.
Wop: You know what I'm saying? He just... get tackled. First first contact
TWIYpod: Why don't attribute all of that to me?
Wop: stephen
TWIYpod: Because. like i'm I'm kind of nice against the computer. Against the computer, I can get a first down. I know that much. Against the computer, I can get to the red zone.
TWIYpod: And when I play Punjabi MC, no dice.
Wop: Validate
TWIYpod: Nah, mad people are better than me at madden. I try and lean on this whole I got a job shit. But it'd be other men up there with jobs.
TWIYpod: dusting me off at like two in the morning. And I'd be like, oh, you was just off the sauce. And then I get up sober and play and I still get dusted. Less dusty.
TWIYpod: But I'm still getting dusted. But I'm getting better. I'm getting better. I'm learning. I'm definitely learning some lessons. Niggas got trick plays and shit. Hickory dickory. Here goes some trickery. Like, niggas is doing flea flickers.
TWIYpod: Like it's. It's nuts. They running the college run plays on me with the option, the triple man option. I didn't even know that was in Madden.
Wop: um I'm the type, though, like... Would most of them support the game, especially like 2K? It ain't gonna take me long. to survive.
Wop: really just learn. the controls. Like once once I learned the controls like I know what players do. I know how to You know what I'm saying?
Wop: It's easy for me to adjust all motherfuckers been telling me they've been playing for months, whatever may be the case, I would... most likely Like within a week of just playing the game.
Wop: be as good as the The next thing that I've been playing the game for months. Because it's really just basketball, bro.
TWIYpod: No, not with this Basketball.
Wop: review
TWIYpod: With basketball and 2K and Madden. And the evolution of those games.
TWIYpod: i feel like especially with 2k i feel like you have to be a gamer gamer to play 2K. That's why I skipped it this year. I haven't had a sturdy jump shot in 2K in like five, six years.
TWIYpod: And it's not because... i'm not good at shooting i was a certified shooter i'm talking about taking niggas like Shane Battier and making them look like Steph Curry.
TWIYpod: Like, that's that's how skilled I was. I could take Shane Battier, Gerald Green. and make them niggas look like the Splash Brothers. That was just my bag. I was i was able to do that.
TWIYpod: now The green window be so crazy and when you playing online I be thinking they got the little Zen machine on a controllers Where you program your controller like, hey, this is how I make my jump shot. And you just push one button and it always go the same way every time.
TWIYpod: I feel like dudes be cheating like that. You come to the crib and get this work. Maybe. We'll both be. Bad. We both be shooting bad. You come to the crib and get this work.
TWIYpod: Did this thing start a fire or nothing?
Wop: he
TWIYpod: WAP is having a medical emergency on the pod. Y 'all seen him shaking like that? Shakin' like a stripper.
TWIYpod: Another young man that's been into some shit this week. ah Fat Joe.
TWIYpod: Fat Joe was on the Joe Button podcast. Doing some promo for his album. And...
Wop: Coming up.
TWIYpod: Yo, he's still actively rapping
TWIYpod: I'm confused. Because who in 2026... is sitting down saying you know what you know what's gonna get us turned up tonight on a friday a Fat Joe album
TWIYpod: I know he came out with the joint with Jada and Stove God Cooks on it. And that's got a cool little hook. You know, that's that's a little moment. But. Yeah, I'm not checking for Fat Joe in 2026, but...
TWIYpod: Fat Joe don't care about what I'm checking for. He got his own podcast. He dissed us on his podcast. And now he drops an album. But he's sitting there with Joe Button and them.
TWIYpod: And somebody asked him, like, yo.
TWIYpod: I know somebody's pressed you before about... Your use of the word nigga.
TWIYpod: Like, what do you do when somebody pressures you about you saying nigga? And he looks around the room and he says, yo, I'm blacker than everybody here.
TWIYpod: I'm a part of the culture. i grew up in the projects i give back to hip -hop i'm i'm a part of this the where hip -hop started in the bronx and so and so that came up with this ad lib was my babysitter like he gave us a whole history rundown of his His lineage in hip hop. And I'm confused. The Internet's up in a blaze because they like.
TWIYpod: Who let Fat Joe... Say nigga, and they're beating up Joe Button like, yo, you shouldn't have let that man punk y 'all on your show. And I'm like, well, Fat Joe's been rapping for a strong 30.
TWIYpod: Strong 30 years. Use nigga every one of them.
Wop: Like 94.
TWIYpod: Deep cover.
Wop: They're about like 93, 94, somewhere in there.
TWIYpod: Yeah, he used to go.
Wop: He was actually out before we put money
TWIYpod: Yeah, he put Big Pun on.
Wop: Huh?
TWIYpod: And he been using nigga the whole time. And we let the conquistador do whatever he wanted to do.
TWIYpod: And now that we got the Internet, now that we all have access to the Internet now. whatever Whatever that conquistador is doing is a problem. And I just say.
TWIYpod: I never purchased a Fat Joe album, so I could care a less. I knew he was saying, nigga, I listen to Lean Back. It's like the fourth word on the record. I listen to I'll Make It Rain. I'll Make It Rain. I'll Make It Rain. I'll Make It Rain on them hoes. I listen to all of Fat Joe's records. You can't avoid them shit sometimes. They just...
TWIYpod: they They start playing through the radio speakers. They own commercials. we use the word nigga bro so what it's not that big of a deal but all these pro -black people These FBA people, we got to get somebody FBA on the pod.
TWIYpod: We need a foundationally black American on the pod. I don't know what they would do here. And it might be a short visit because I get headaches quickly. I don't know what they would do here, but we need an FBA member on the pod.
Wop: What is that?
TWIYpod: um ah Oh. Yo, I'm so disgusted. He's like, look at this shit. This nigga DJ trying to link up.
Wop: I'm serious. I don't even know what the fuck that is. What do you think he's talking about? Because... Because... I ain't never met one.
TWIYpod: Ever?
Wop: Not for real.
TWIYpod: oh you gotta get in the trenches bro you gotta get in the trenches on the internet these niggas they'll be talking to you and they'll be like, yo, post a picture of all your grandparents. Like, what the fuck? Why you want to see all my grandparents?
TWIYpod: Like before they have a conversation with you, they want to validate that you got four black grandparents.
Wop: Yeah.
TWIYpod: And they want to make sure that none of your grandparents are from one of the islands, because if your grandparents is Caribbean, you're not qualified to talk about black.
TWIYpod: the state of blackness in America, even though you live in America.
Wop: That's tough. That's why I started yelling at everyone. up.
TWIYpod: a Man, listen, count count your blessings. ah Shout out to the FBA members. Shout out to gang members. We need more of those. Shout out to gang members.
TWIYpod: ah All of them too. Whatever gang you in. Red side, blue side. ah It's cool. It's cool. Throw it up over here. You know. we win Uh...
TWIYpod: Yeah, but don't let Fat Joe get you killed. All you non -black. People. thinking that is cool. It's really just Mexicans, gang.
Wop: a
TWIYpod: It's
Wop: and letting them happy, like you said. 30 years, man. It's like... At this point I... Whoever got a problem with it He's an A -game. Been around long enough to have a real opinion on it.
Wop: you know what i'm saying in my opinion like not i said you don't got no opinion below. like.
Wop: It's like... if If something been going on. You can't take offense to it. 20 years, 30 years into it, bro. Weird.
TWIYpod: Nah, and if you got a problem with Fat Joe saying, nigga, now you got to go. Fight. everybody Fat Joe has ever rapped with.
Wop: yeah
TWIYpod: You got to go fight Jadakiss.
Wop: like
TWIYpod: You got to go fight. Scott Storch Lil Wayne, Jim Jones, like he's rapped with everybody. He said nigga in a room with everybody that's black and they all knew he wasn't black at all.
Wop: Thank you.
TWIYpod: I seen that nigga baby pictures. His baby picture, he looked like Bill Belichick in his baby picture. He had the fucking comb over swoop shit.
Wop: Oh man.
TWIYpod: He looked like Bill Belichick when he was with the Jets or the Browns. He looked like that. He had the coolest swoop. white boy hair you ever seen in your life.
Wop: Motherfuckers better let him have it, man. i just At this point, it's like.
Wop: Come on. Thank you. may
TWIYpod: I never... I never gave a pass though. I never gave a pass. to non -Black people for the N -word. And it happens. They're gonna ask you as soon as you get cool with somebody that's not black And y 'all are alone and you cool. Like you real cool. Like you done been to they house type shit. Y 'all done broke bread together.
TWIYpod: You going to be somewhere alone and they're going to be like, hey, man. Hey. Huh. Brian Wapner. Hey. Let me ask you a question. Let's have let's have a serious talk, bud.
TWIYpod: Like, is it cool if I just like... If I save... If I say nigger, like, i said is it cool if I say it? Oh my God. Is it cool? Is that okay?
TWIYpod: I don't see what the big deal is. My friend Jerome, you met him. you madam He lets me say it all the time.
Wop: If you feel like... You got to ask for permission. should be saying. That's what I'ma tell ya. i You know what I'm saying? It's like...
Wop: You know. You got a gut feeling. that you might get hit in your gut. For seeing this shit. Like, you got a good feeling about it. so like Yeah.
Wop: Ah. I would suggest to people... if Have you? Think if you... Think it's a problem? It's is probably a problem.
Wop: That's what I would suggest. but more than like
TWIYpod: If you had to ask, yeah, if you gotta ask, don't. Just don't.
Wop: Just don't do it. It was bad.
TWIYpod: You can hear me say it 80 times consecutively without taking a breath. That does not mean. You can say it.
Wop: Yeah.
TWIYpod: And I'm pretty good about not saying it in mixed company. I'm really good about that. Like, if if I hear somebody say it and white people is around, I get nervous.
Wop: Bye.
TWIYpod: Because I know. The question is going to come soon. Like as soon as white people hear you using it. Now they want to use it. Hey, dude. you Dude, you're fucking using it.
TWIYpod: You're fucking saying it, dude. I'm not saying it from like... I'm not one of those dude
Wop: Officer.
TWIYpod: I have black friends. You've met Kareem.
Wop: i by No, and you know that thing they they count their friends Let's go. I have like six black friends.
Wop: You know, Mike. my guy like he said Jerome. You work at my fucking coffee shop, dude.
TWIYpod: Every fucking day. And I tip him. I tip them every fucking day.
Wop: What they call a motherfucker that make coffee? Baristas. They're my favorite fucking baristas, dude. you know Fucking... Fucking A1, man.
Wop: Yeah, bro, like nah. And and i and and um I deal with it a lot. in the work field that I'm in and shit. Right. They hit you with you know, they want to see it I'll be telling my foot I know these motherfuckers see as soon as they get in the car you think they'd be like Oh, the black company.
Wop: He's like those fucking niggers Fucked up, man. Whatever they feeling, like, I know that's how they think. We can be doing good. I know when they, we not around.
Wop: They make like... The fucking niggers. Kick the ass today. They fucking kicked ass.
TWIYpod: the best
Wop: They shocked me.
TWIYpod: question Best fucking work day you ever had in your life. He get in the car. It's like, yeah, we're going to get this fucking job done three days early. Thanks to those niggers.
Wop: Yeah. Thank you. Hey. They're not fooling me. I know. It's like you can tell the ones that don't. That might be, and it's a few.
Wop: not It's not many. That's how you continue. That ain't on that at all. It's just a solid person. Know it's offensive. Know it's our thing. It don't try to over fit in it's them. Them dudes is real Far in between.
Wop: Motherfuckers that just sit there, they're in. They'll play in your face. it Hey, man. What's up, man? Yeah, man, yeah Fucking... Like they say little slick shit That's how you know, they like they make little slick remarks.
Wop: Well, you're guys. You're kind, man. I know. We can have her. Yeah, you fucking right. Chicken, right?
TWIYpod: One of the good ones. a When they tell you you're one of the good ones, fam, that shit hurts because it's like, damn.
TWIYpod: I'm about to be not one of the good ones in a second. I'm about to. i'm about to let loose i'm about to fit into all of these stereotypes and just
Wop: Everyone loves him.
TWIYpod: for moments.
Wop: Every one of them. Just because. Triggered. You know? Yeah. They're easily triggered, you know, yeah? that that That was a set it off moment right there
TWIYpod: like What do you mean I'm one of the fucking good ones, fam?
Wop: Thank you.
TWIYpod: Out of all this shit to say. like ah Where'd you come up with that?
Wop: Peace.
TWIYpod: Then how many bad ones do you know?
Wop: i was I was out with the my homie a couple months back. Oh. Shouldn't have been out there. That's my bad. I was in their land.
Wop: I know they don't really. there's a little area they you know they don't really want you over there too tough man I'm over there In the little bar areas. We bar hopping with some you young ladies And we crossing the street We were white boys. Scylla.
Wop: We will. Four females. I guess one of the females knew. One of the white boys, you see. Hey, Todd. Like, what's up?
Wop: She's like nothing. We're hanging. Can't walk this shit. up We in the back, me and my homies. iHero. That's what I say.
Wop: It's like she's fucking acting weird because she's with the black guys
TWIYpod: ah ah
Wop: What that mean, Todd?
Wop: You know what I mean?
TWIYpod: what
Wop: Hey Todd! What that mean, man? Cause she with the black ass.
TWIYpod: That's it. Expound Todd.
Wop: Please, elaborate. What that mean? What what we did what? Why we get thrown in there? Kashi kya vimuvnu yo vesta? I don't even know Shorty.
Wop: Yes! Maybe she is acting funny, Ty. But black... Why? green blue it don't matter what a woman do you like that and you know y 'all have a more of a Whatever!
Wop: Normal interaction when when shit ain't what it is. You take that for what it is.
TWIYpod: He either decide peace or she got a case of stranger danger.
Wop: I hate.
TWIYpod: One or the other. one or the other i hope it's the former and not the latter i hope todd's just a side piece And he's just got to come to grips with that. Because white girls, at least white girls that have been to college.
TWIYpod: they're They're fucking... They fucking love black people. if If the white girl's been to college. She loves black guys. hard too. She loves black guys with her whole heart.
Wop: Yeah. I mean... if Even...
TWIYpod: Oh my gosh, James!
Wop: even to me, even if they ain't even went to college though like like they Most of the time. They're curious anyway. they're intrigued They want to know.
Wop: It's an end You know? Most of them wants to be bad girls. They're rebellious. You know they want to be rebellious My fucking fuck.
Wop: My father knew what I was fucking doing right now.
TWIYpod: Wow.
Wop: Oh my God.
TWIYpod: Oh, man.
Wop: Fucking... Oh my god, he would fucking die! Like... they They want to put their parents through that type of pain.
TWIYpod: It's done.
TWIYpod: As soon as they find out their parents are getting a divorce when they're in college, they're going to fuck five black guys.
Wop: Oh yeah.
TWIYpod: yeah I'm gonna make my father so upset And then go catch five bodies. Like, damn, Shorty. Damn, Amber.
Wop: What did do to her mom? Did you know what that did to the family? Like but did you have to go suck the fucking basketball teams?
TWIYpod: Had to.
Wop: Like i you just had to. hundred
TWIYpod: Had to.
Wop: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Get it back and come. You know what I'm saying?
Wop: Yeah.
Wop: o
TWIYpod: Amen.
Wop: Shit. Oh, man. It's time to roll.
TWIYpod: Listen, if you're not black, don't say it. Don't ask if you can say it. You brown people. You brown MAGA people. You got some nerve. you You Mexicans that voted for Trump, you got some nerve.
TWIYpod: Feeling so comfortable with the black culture. That you want to use our word. We can't call you Vato. We can't call you Slick. We can't call you Wetback. We can't say none of that mean shit to y 'all.
TWIYpod: Y 'all voted for Trump. You got your own people deported. And you can't cling on to us. For help. You you you brown people.
TWIYpod: Especially if you voted for Trump. You MAGA Browns are different. Um... Speaking of Omega Brown. My boy Noriega. from Queens has had a very difficult two weeks.
TWIYpod: I'm not going to say these two things are related. But I will say that this information came out extremely close. To his little riff with Vlad So Nori had beef or... or um ah Internet standoff with Vlad.
TWIYpod: And... he basically Vlad was talking about how Nori stood him up. for some content He went to Drink Champs. He did the Drink Champs shit. And when it was time for Nori to come.
TWIYpod: Do Vlad. He said he got there and he just never showed up. So Vlad was talking about that, and Nori responded. He was just like, yeah, I just don't fuck with you, gang.
TWIYpod: And it's just like that. Yo, I just don't fuck with you, gang. Yeah, you did my show, and that's peace. I appreciate it. And I said I was going to do your show. But I didn't do it because I don't fuck with you, gang.
TWIYpod: So that shit kind of went on for about a week. Well, yesterday. A young lady named Carmen Bryan. Not sure if you know who Carmen is um She has a child.
TWIYpod: And she has a child with Nas.
TWIYpod: Same one that Jay -Z smashed. That Carmen we got more in Carmen get it more in Carmen ah She came out and she alleges she's suing Nori because she can't do anything. ah You can't do anything legally with this because this happened in 1999 ah But she's suing Nori.
TWIYpod: Because in 1999... Nori ran up on her in the club and inserted himself. digitally. And I had to read it.
TWIYpod: Because I'm like, what do you mean digitally? In 1999, how do you insert yourself digitally into somebody? did he like Dial up in the pussy I don't get it And then I read it and I was like, oh shit, digits, your fingers. He fingers shorty in a club in 1999.
Wop: allegedly
TWIYpod: Allegedly. Allegedly.
TWIYpod: I believe.
TWIYpod: 1999 nori was in a different place. You know what i'm saying? This is CNN War Report. This is NORE. So what that him and Nas got a song called Body in the Trunk?
TWIYpod: And it's a really good song. So what that. You know, he's another Queens rapper. Like, why would you fuck your man's baby mom? I don't even think. that type of time, that type of thought process.
TWIYpod: was in Norrie in 1999.
TWIYpod: But yeah. tough week Tough week for that, MAGA Brown.
TWIYpod: It's a tough week to be a conquistador, bro. If you got any Hispanic lineage... ah Denounce it right now. I'm denouncing my Cuban.
TWIYpod: and Panamanian. heritage, not just because it didn't show up in my ancestry. but because it's a bad week to be a conquistador.
TWIYpod: I'm not even eating tacos this weekend. I want tacos so bad. I'm not even eating tacos. We taking a break. We got to figure this shit out.
Wop: It's tight on.
TWIYpod: It's an ugly week. But i I can't wait to hear what Nas thinks about this because that's dead ass supposed to be your man. Nigga fingered your baby mom in the club. yeah yoll they They're not just tickling your girl at work no more. When your girl go to work, you got to worry about her getting tickled.
TWIYpod: Now you got to worry about your girl getting fingered in the club. It's dangerous times.
Wop: That part was weird. about that.
TWIYpod: Wait, wait. You was supposed to worry about that before?
Wop: Try to tell you guys.
TWIYpod: You can't trust your queen in public to just go out places.
Wop: Good.
TWIYpod: If your queen's out somewhere with a dress on, yo, shorty, put some pants on. Put some jeans on. Some hard jeans, some Levi's, some 501s.
Wop: Right, nigga? See yo bitch.
Wop: Amen. What can you say? Instagram got your bitch.
Wop: the Hey man, I'm trying to tell you guys, listen. It's tight on, man. I ain't putting nothing past nobody. it's is's It's that right motherfucker at the right time for everybody.
Wop: And that's just...
TWIYpod: I just want to know how Shorty held it down for 27 years and then woke up on a random Tuesday and was just like, you know what? That assault.
TWIYpod: is still lingering with me.
Wop: I can tell you have.
TWIYpod: The money ran short.
Wop: man Exactly. That baby ain't getting no you ain't getting no more child support that shit OVA You in the crib looking around.
Wop: Thinking of, you know. you know Thinking of a master plan, you know. How could I get come up? 23 ,000 real quick.
TWIYpod: And I know you're thinking like... This nigga's gonna settle. This shit's not gonna have to go to court. I'ma reach out to his... his attorneys and be like, yo. My attorney is saying that like you fingered me back in 99.
TWIYpod: You know it happened. Just pay me 25, 30 large. and we don't go to court. And Nori, he was probably drunk when it happened.
TWIYpod: Said some Nori shit. that i I mean, off the yowza bobs. the yowza bobs. Yo, everybody get a clap. and Drink champs. Yeah. And he probably ain't taking it serious. And boom.
TWIYpod: Here we are today with that shit in the news. Did this nigga throw another interception?
Wop: i would I would. have to see some type of footage. Oh. and and And if I'm Noreen on my note, I'm going to... Admit it, Lee.
Wop: Unless there's some footage. I'm denying all of this. This is an attempt to railroad me because I've got a popular podcast. oh Yeah, where's her proof?
Wop: Boom. anything even remotely happened. her just seeing this happen. It's crazy.
TWIYpod: Yeah, they ain't got text messages back in 99.
Wop: where way Like, my... It is. This is cool. Crazy. Yes.
TWIYpod: 99 gang 27 years ago, this shit happened. Nigga, I was... 15, 16 years old. I was still at school.
Wop: So, but. Ciao.
TWIYpod: i was still ah I was still a productive member of society, bro. Like, damn, I still had dreams and shit.
Wop: I was... I was in love with my fifth grade. Crush. Olivia Barlow. Shout out.
Wop: Wherever you are.
TWIYpod: Ayo!
TWIYpod: Yo. Olivia Barlow, if you listen to the pod, come sit down with us. i think I think you can fix what? I think Olivia Barlow got the right recipe to fix WAP.
TWIYpod: did she have Did she have a big -ass forehead?
Wop: Low key.
TWIYpod: Have you seen Shorty since the fifth grade?
Wop: my womb. I've seen all of them. High school, like... Thank you. seen somebody from that area because o it was an area i lived in the indiana so like You know, none of that shit was out like Facebook went out to shit. So like once Facebook got out like in high school.
Wop: that I think I've seen the picture, but she still kind of looked the same. you know Oh. you know. ah I can only imagine she was. from what I could feel, mixed.
Wop: Like so. I dunno.
TWIYpod: Olivia Barlow, if you're listening to the pod. Come find us. WAP's going to move you into a nice four bedroom home in Robbins, Illinois. Yeah. and you notice where You know that's where Wap Keeper's family at. Wap Keeper's family out in Robbin, Illinois.
Wop: Please.
TWIYpod: He going to move you. Your kids, all your kids, four bedroom house, two car garage. And he going to put a car in there for you. Olivia. Just come home.
Wop: I'll fucking cry.
TWIYpod: ah Speaking of ruined relationships.
TWIYpod: And I'm tired of this young lady. I'm going to stay out of women's business, but I am tired of. Meg the stallion every time they put a microphone in front of her they do an interview with shorty She's making my man Clay look like a real dickhead, bro.
TWIYpod: And she did an interview with InStyle Magazine. And she talks about. her past relationship with Clay. This is a direct quote from Shorty.
TWIYpod: I was losing myself a little bit. I am now in the space of finding me again. I will not be behind any man. I will have a great partner. I will be equals with my partner. People cheating on you, that doesn't have anything to do with you.
TWIYpod: I'm sorry, shorty. Clay made more money than you and your little records. Klay was more known in the world than you and your little ass shake.
TWIYpod: Is your ass shake legendary? It sure is. It sure is. It's a legendary ass shake. Klay can hit that fucking three, bitch. We need Clay. He's a Splash Brother!
TWIYpod: I don't believe nothing you saying about my son Clay.
Wop: Heh heh.
TWIYpod: I ain't seen Klay do shit off the basketball court except for look like a corny mixed kid that grew up. With a membership to the country club. He smoked cigars, he played golf, he wear polo shirts. Never seen him do nothing crazy, nothing reckless.
TWIYpod: When you was making that nigga dinner. And forcing us to watch you make him dinner and bring it to him, he just sat there like a cool nigga that don't want to be on the internet. Thanks babe.
TWIYpod: Food looks great. And then he started eating. He be like, mm, it's delicious. Like, he just, he did what every nigga that don't want to be on the internet with they girl do.
TWIYpod: And he hooped he hooped. He hooped away his Achilles.
Wop: I would say. Amen. He didn't look like he was too happy. that she was a girl. I think, like, overall... He was like, oh yeah, she probably was fun.
Wop: She kind of grew on them. something different but then i could A month or two in and he probably just started peeping like, yeah. That's why I kind of avoid these type of chicks.
Wop: You know?
TWIYpod: The Urbans.
Wop: to The urbanite. Okay. Okay.
TWIYpod: Stay away from them bulls, from them pit bulls. You know what I'm saying?
Wop: Hey, I'm fucking with Clay. I'm trying to stay away from them too. I'm not gonna lie to you. Like. like The now. Gotta... No, no.
Wop: Bye.
TWIYpod: Gotta be seen.
Wop: I can't do it I just can't do it I'm a laid back type of nigga. Oh, man, you looking good. I... I ain't trying to control what you wear. I think.
Wop: The extra she just... I don't like extra shit. Like, yeah, you... You being extra. You look good. Motherfuckers don't come talk. I ain't saying come talk to you like while I'm standing there. But like, motherfuckers don't look. That's just natural.
Wop: It happens. It's part of the game. I'm I'm I was I used to be a nigga that was Probably looking at you the same way these niggas looking at you. I can't you know I'm saying be unrealistic view me but like No, it's the extra when you over try me when you extra friendly and every nigga face and every nig is funny and No.
Wop: Every nigga's not funny, sweetheart.
TWIYpod: And you know everybody. See, I... I don't mind a loud joint. You can be loud. That's cool. I like an outgoing personality.
TWIYpod: Don't know every man in this function. How about that? Just do me a favor and don't know every man in the function.
Wop: What? Or just kidding. I don't know how to put it again. just to the point with. Every man. feels he can have a conversation with you or like i don't I don't want you to give off that image.
Wop: Pretty. You might have that bubbly personality where people just... Gravitate towards your energy. I ain't really against that because I am, again,
Wop: Because if... That's something that's probably noticeable. You can't act like you... didn't know this about somebody. First couple of days and to talk with them, but they really bubbly and they really you can't be the things you suppose already know you can already deal with it or not.
TWIYpod: Social butterflies.
Wop: Yeah. you kind of You can't really later on be like, well, I didn't know you was really... This. Nah. You, you, you knew that. like So...
TWIYpod: I ain't new. I mean, well, here's one thing i I want to know. I want to know if you're going to hug every man at this function. You gonna hug every man that just functioned?
TWIYpod: And later on, when you get in my car and you smell like 62 different colognes. perhaps I'm gonna have a problem with that. Bitch, you smell like brute. like
Wop: go I'm going to play the hug game with you and still leave you.
Wop: I'm hugging you.
TWIYpod: Yeah, because you a hug guy. You a hug guy.
Wop: Yeah.
TWIYpod: You a hug. I forgot you a hugger.
Wop: Bye bye.
TWIYpod: New hug.
Wop: I'm going to put a hug too. I'm going to hug bitches and I'm still leaving. we were Like, so you hugged her? Yep, yep, yep. I do.
TWIYpod: i'm a see I'm a seasonal hugger. You know if it's the summer time I'm not hugging No young ladies. Because they get sweaty in the wrong areas. They get sweaty in the hug zone.
Wop: Guess what?
TWIYpod: ah
Wop: Thank you.
TWIYpod: ha I don't like stranger sweat, bro. I don't like that.
Wop: I love.
TWIYpod: um
Wop: yeah I'm just playing. Oh. I don't like familiars
TWIYpod: I could go for some Stranger Sweat.
Wop: yes yeah
TWIYpod: Right now, y 'all. What was some stranger sweat right now?
Wop: yeah Fuck. Bullshit, dog.
TWIYpod: I don't like i't like stranger sweat.
Wop: i
TWIYpod: I don't like when you go to hug somebody. And they got like the you know they got the the Spanx on or something. And you can feel like their underclothes is wet. like i don't Because I know you're uncomfortable when your undergarments is wet under your regular clothes.
Wop: ah probably
TWIYpod: I know it's uncomfortable.
Wop: it's It's like...
TWIYpod: You gonna get a rash. Let me go get you some baby powder or something
Wop: There's definitely certain people I'm not hugging. For sure. in the in the summertime, i know you know? don Don't kill me. Like today. to that to that To the heavyset people, though, if he be like, yeah, I got to.
TWIYpod: i know the big girls i know the big girls know how to take care of they self i i know
Wop: I said, oh. I'm not saying all, but the word.
TWIYpod: It's some big girls that's putting deodorant under the titties. They putting deodorant. They lifting the titty up. Throwing that motherfucker on they shoulder.
Wop: Bye.
TWIYpod: and they rubbing deodorant on the underside of the titty.
Wop: the
TWIYpod: You find that out because you get her home and you trying to get her up out that girdle, up out that faja. You hitting the 37 hooks on there, bro.
Wop: aye
TWIYpod: And then she say, let me go wash up first. Let me go wash up quick. Stop. Let me go wash up first. Because she going to wash that deodorant residue off the titty.
Wop: yeah heard it from bill first WAP don't know nothing about that.
TWIYpod: ah
Wop: I don't. i' Never seen. I don't know how that scene would go. But it sounds fucked up, you know?
TWIYpod: I've been in the trenches. I've been in the trenches, Walt.
Wop: All right.
TWIYpod: I go places you don't go. You out here hugging. You want strange sweat. I don't want stranger sweat.
Wop: yeah i mean you want it too. you just You just think you don't want it. You want it to
TWIYpod: I want it in private though. I want it in private.
Wop: That's what I mean.
TWIYpod: When I can do something when i could do something about that, you know, when I can do something about that, I want it in private.
Wop: I'm talking to them.
Wop: that's what That's what I meant. That's all I meant. that's That's that's that's the objective is what I'm saying like so At some point. You know, I don't say everybody's a stranger but like Let me know.
Wop: You're pretty much a stranger until I get that pussy anyway. Of course.
TWIYpod: no um to They all strangers until the nipple come out.
Wop: I
TWIYpod: doing this. Hey, all strangers until the nipple come out. Now, hey, baby, you ain't got nothing to be scared of. Now, we done seen your nipple.
Wop: so I just needed ta -tas. I know you.
TWIYpod: We didn't see you. Hey, you done made a wink for me, girl. Go on now. Go on now. Start playing. Talking about you was scared to tell me something. You was in here singing.
TWIYpod: crooning About your booty hole now you scared to tell me a deep dark secret. Tell me why you act like that
Wop: right maybe These two things. Don't you care about... yo yo a booty hole more than you care about what I would put. since we think about you for me.
Wop: deep, stark secret. like What the fuck? You just gave me that butt.
TWIYpod: Gave it up.
Wop: Oh. No, don't let me. hit yeah what what you think is so bad and what's your deepest fear like oh hey
TWIYpod: Tell me about your third grade teacher. why why she Why she sent that report home saying you couldn't read good. like tell me Tell me what was going on in your life back then. Big mama wasn't reading with you.
Wop: Why didn't you get fired from Seventy Pepper Dolls years ago?
TWIYpod: ah was You still in the big bites?
TWIYpod: Oh.
Wop: It's over. Okay, you're in the same place.
TWIYpod: You stealing the lottery tickets, bitch? You was a scammer. Like, let me know. I want to know the real you.
Wop: Okay. i won't hate you. I miss you. It's okay. Ciao.
TWIYpod: that might be That might be the first thing you got to do. I see these young boys, they be going through it. And they'd be meeting young ladies and they'd be like asking for the phone number and the girls would be like, you can have my Instagram.
TWIYpod: Maybe you got to get Dave Finsters. to know the real them. You got to get the fence to the one that. Post shaking ass.
TWIYpod: and putting her kids on the bus. within two hours of each other. Because she don't go to sleep because she pop pills all the time.
Wop: diversity. Let me get your fester so I want to know the real you.
TWIYpod: Yeah, that's a fact.
Wop: Yeah.
TWIYpod: That's a fact that's where you get to know the real them That's where you get shorty. That's where you get Shorty singing on the on the fence. What's she singing? You gon' make my booty hold
TWIYpod: condo
TWIYpod: but she's That's what she's singing on her Festa. She putting that shit. With a black background white letters
Wop: like And like you said, the video before that. song and video she gonna make playing that song right before that video. I'm a great mom putting the kids on the bus.
TWIYpod: Mm -hmm. She put Man Man on the bus. She fed him some...
Wop: more
TWIYpod: Some sliced apples in that little applesauce pouch.
Wop: Yep.
TWIYpod: That looked like Capri Sun, she gated.
Wop: how we You know what I mean? Not much in the morning. He really eat at school. But I love my son.
TWIYpod: Man Man going to have a great year this year. Man Man smiling. He got mad silver teeth. He got mad silver cap teeth. ah But that's my type of carrying on. That's how I know it's quality parenting happening.
TWIYpod: In that section 8 domicile Quality parenting is happening over there.
Wop: show For sure.
TWIYpod: That's my shit. That's my shit to Tell the motherfucker.
Wop: Call me my buddy Uh.
TWIYpod: Fucking man, man. and Man, man. um What else we got out there? It's been a slow news week, but it ain't been a slow news week. Joey Badass.
TWIYpod: We talked about you last week. You talked about your little semen retention. Then you got called cheap. Well, then you got your queen pregnant. After you retained all that semen.
TWIYpod: You got your girl pregnant. I immediately said, I'll never retain semen again. if it's leading to pregnancies i'm never going to retain the semen i'm letting it loose All over the place.
TWIYpod: ah He got his queen pregnant. Cheated. She had the public breakup. We laughed at it. Her homegirls got her a cake. ah Fuck that nigga cake they had a real good time celebrating her and her new singlehood ah She got caught going and going into a restaurant the other day, and it looked like...
TWIYpod: They might have been back together. Not that they was at the restaurant together, but they was asking questions and it was a lot of wheeze. And I know when you got a kid with somebody, you can't just break up.
TWIYpod: and go about your business because you got a kid. So if anybody's got a high probability of boomerang in their pussy, it's Joey Badass.
Wop: Yeah, for sure.
TWIYpod: We gotta figure out, and this a new kid too. It's not even like one of those independent kids where the kid got a phone. and you can call the kid you ain't got to talk to mom like this is a new fucking kid like Not even old enough. It didn't even get the update to hold his neck up yet. This is a new kid without without the update.
Wop: You got both. five six years of y 'all still you know the first five to six years for the kid like really in school What? They don't go to school every day.
Wop: You know, all that good shit, so.
TWIYpod: You got to do the custody shit. Hey, man, I got something to do. Can you take him? Oh, yeah. One week for me, one week for you. Give me some updates. What about his paper? How's party training going? Like it's so much co -parenting communication going on. You're never out the game unless you want to be out the game.
Wop: oh
TWIYpod: Those first five years you never out the game unless you want to be out the game Now, I don't believe he wants to be out the game because he had a show. And he's doing his songs and his show. And out of nowhere.
TWIYpod: He starts doing a cover. of Jay -Z's Song Cry.
TWIYpod: Now, in my time on this earth, I done lost a few women, WAP. I'm not going to lie to you. I'd have lost a few women. Some of those women I tried to get back.
TWIYpod: Playing a cover of... song cry and rapping it. was never the ideal song to get my queen back.
TWIYpod: I would have did Gap Band. Keep yearning I would have did anything But Songrai...
TWIYpod: You don't get a nigga back like that. You just don't do shit like that. i was just fucking with them girls i was gonna get right back Like you can't, that's not even a get your joint back song. That's more of a.
TWIYpod: I lost my joint and here's the lesson that I learned, song.
Wop: Yeah, because maybe he's not trying to get her back.
TWIYpod: I don't believe it.
Wop: I don't think he want to look back like, like. It's the end of the world if I don't get a back type shit, you know I'm saying like
Wop: I ain't going to lie to you.
TWIYpod: so
Wop: I don't really want them back. how she was just doing all this shit on the internet. Because, like, why y 'all can't just break up in silence? God bless you.
TWIYpod: Why we can't just break up in silence?
Wop: Yeah.
TWIYpod: It never breaks up in silence. It's always the theatrics. Now I will say. Somehow, someway. The side chick.
TWIYpod: some conversation came out from the side chick and it was like a It was like an interaction between Joey and the side chick.
TWIYpod: And I was confused because that was like. And I get it because I can't turn this shit off either. I'm charming. I have charisma.
TWIYpod: Can't help it. it's It's in me, not on me. And Joey's the same way. He's with Shorty and they talking. It sounded like they was in the car or something. and And he was on the phone coming through the Bluetooth or whatever. But it was a real like I thought that was a conversation between him and his queen.
TWIYpod: But it was the side piece. And then after I heard that, I was like, ooh.
TWIYpod: That cake that cake means that cake hit a little different now It's still corny that you gotta fuck that nigga cake. but it means a little something different now that I heard this conversation. Like, he might have been in love with the side.
TWIYpod: which can happen.
Wop: who I believe.
TWIYpod: I don't recommend it
Wop: I mean, it can't happen for sure. I think he also could be just a nigga that just probably talked to same way, too. Not smooth. deep little
TWIYpod: Brooklyn nigga.
Wop: Yeah, you know Bye. That's just what it is. I think... ah See you Bye.
TWIYpod: Prayers up prayers up to to that young lady. Uh,
Wop: a man For what?
TWIYpod: It's going to be hell. It's going to be hell for them. We got prayers up for her because in the next five years. That little yank is going boomerang walk.
Wop: In the next five months.
TWIYpod: Well, I mean for
Wop: A week.
TWIYpod: or the next five years is going boomerang.
TWIYpod: It's gonna go it's gonna find his way back home. It might leave home again It's gonna find his way back home like that little thing is going Ping pong in that little yank.
Wop: Yeah, because she didn't... I can't see. No. them getting back together when you have a public as breakup like that Right. It don't never be the same for real, like.
Wop: Ain't like... I can't see him trying to marry you after this. You gotta be crazy.
TWIYpod: I just look at that shit like... One of y 'all is poor. Whenever that happens after the public joints. I'm glad one of y 'all is poor. Whoever came back is poor.
TWIYpod: Like you need the other person. You didn't think it all the way through before you did the breakup. You did the breakup out of emotion. And when finances. finally got came to the forefront, you like, oh shit.
Wop: There can be.
TWIYpod: I gotta go. I gotta go back. I'm going to look like a fucking dummy.
Wop: This guy be.
TWIYpod: I'm gonna go back and it's gonna be different this time. And it's never different. It's just more of the same, bro. I'll just be quiet about it next time. You know what I'm saying?
Wop: Most of the time, when one foot comes back, It's this either Like you see especially for a female Grass ain't greener See?
TWIYpod: Never.
Wop: It was this. But I mean, 90 % of the time, it never be. But in this era, too, you got image to protect. So a lot of times females. I'll just stay. It's a word. No word.
Wop: The last situation was better, but... but
Wop: Depending on that type of what type of nigga it is, that nigga ain't finna take you back.
TWIYpod: Pride.
Wop: Bye. You got to come back. here Hands on your knees, hands on your knees. Crawler. u k You Okay.
TWIYpod: a
Wop: Fall back on me, you're gonna crawl back.
TWIYpod: And knowing knowing knowing the way that some of y 'all young ladies be talking about... these These men's mamas. You can't come back off the strip for that
Wop: on my life.
TWIYpod: You talk bad about my mama. I'm going to remember that. And I'm and i'm curious. To how long you felt like that?
Wop: all the whole damn time!
TWIYpod: Like, you always thought my mama was a bald head bitch.
Wop: Yes.
TWIYpod: Golly. That lady ain't been nothing but nice to you. She had you up in the kitchen. She showed you how to cook. She was a mama to you. But she's still a bald head bitch.
TWIYpod: With diabetes.
Wop: video. They don't.
TWIYpod: My... Why you got to talk about my mama not having no kidneys and having to go get the motherfucking kidney flushed out twice a week? like Why are you going to talk about my mama like that?
Wop: first is women nature to try to hurt you. in every way possible on their way out.
TWIYpod: Hurt people hurt people.
Wop: yeah Well... I'll turn if they leaving. um On the dramatic side, you know, they already lined them up some. I ain't leaving just to be alone.
Wop: The void is going to get filled. It's being viewed.
TWIYpod: different. I was about to say, if they left, they left two, three months before they actually physically left.
Wop: Yeah, six maybe. Some, some, some, some, some, so yeah.
TWIYpod: Bam, bleh.
Wop: About a year.
TWIYpod: you living with You living with Shorty that left you a year ago, bro? That shit got to be pain. Like real life pain.
Wop: Howdy. You going through it. You going through it. Oh, my baby. You're going to throw it because you... You know is these you see is off You see something ain't right, you trying to fix it.
Wop: G. yes Everything will be fine.
TWIYpod: i'm going with the motions yeah she tell you your face oh yeah that's all good oh thanks all your efforts and then she just in the group chat like this is still trying girl
Wop: Yeah, I'm really just checked out What time is it fucking time?
TWIYpod: Oh, man, that never going to stop.
Wop: Yeah, she still give you love and pussy.
TWIYpod: I never.
Wop: You know?
TWIYpod: I'll take that i take that little ragged motherfucker too.
Wop: me
TWIYpod: I had a spite. Out of spite. You don't even know.
Wop: advice
TWIYpod: You don't even know she giving you that spite yank.
Wop: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Woo.
Wop: And you do, you start noticing me though. It's just like. Bitch on robot mode with pussy
TWIYpod: That lazy side.
Wop: Yeah. Edit from the side, go ahead.
TWIYpod: Don't do what you need to do just so you can go to sleep.
Wop: This bitch getting up before you Go get the rag. It's over with. When she start getting up more than you to go get the towel. You're done. You lost your queen, G.
TWIYpod: Wait, wait wait
Wop: I'm sorry.
TWIYpod: Wait.
Wop: I'm telling you, gay. If you...
TWIYpod: you get you You're getting the rag?
Wop: If... if Bro, alright. Most of the time bro. Yes, I'm getting the rag bro
Wop: They can't move like most of the time My foot's in the B. Do it.
TWIYpod: okay Okay, you're doing Hercules dick.
Wop: when you
TWIYpod: Okay.
Wop: when when the queen when the When your queen is getting that rag more than you. Sex is is born to her. even It even got boring. I'm telling you
TWIYpod: Damn, I thought she took her Wheaties that morning. She took her vitamins and said her prayers.
Wop: And now, don't get me wrong, ra saying i'm I'm not saying it can't happen at all.
TWIYpod: he
Wop: I'm saying when it's happening more than it should, it should be you. If you didn't have no business. Your queen is dead looking at you
TWIYpod: With the spacey look too like she's seeing like she sees stars or some shit like the cartoon shit
Wop: It's over. Really?
Wop: bo It's supposed to be one of them. Shit! Get the towel. Ooh, whatever, baby, in the case.
Wop: It should never be. Huh. Yeah. When she dropped that motherfucker, oh, you he just like...
TWIYpod: Damn, she don't even take care of the...
Wop: Okay. you You look good, like. You must be another son. You can't wait! Yeah. you don't know it's like now you're questioning yourself now damn
TWIYpod: She don't even got the right temperature on the rag.
Wop: you weren
TWIYpod: She don't even got the right temperature water on there. It's just a cold rag
Wop: oh bitch cold. It's overweight. It's over with.
Wop: See you.
TWIYpod: That's how it be when the love is gone, bro.
Wop: How is that?
TWIYpod: I can't.
Wop: Yeah. Yeah. Y 'all might as well stop wasting each other's time. And niggas, we do the shit. This is what we do. We be like, man, what's wrong? What's telling you what I'm saying?
Wop: I'm new. You only want me to hit it from the side every fucking night? Read, read.
TWIYpod: Read the room.
Wop: Read the room, nigga.
TWIYpod: Redirect.
Wop: It's over
TWIYpod: Redirect.
Wop: Over and out. Asking for head and shit, man. Suck this motherfucker.
TWIYpod: No, i think I think that comes natural, though. like After you've been together for a certain amount of time, I think... I think you both are going to have to ask for head.
TWIYpod: Any relationship longer than five years, I think you both are required to ask for head if you want it. If hand is important to you, After five years.
TWIYpod: I think you won't have to ask for it.
Wop: If it... I'm just saying, like, that that'd be the problem in relationships. especially with women, women definitely. After a while, stopped doing the little shit that they once used to do. Like, you talking about you got to ask for it.
Wop: I didn't have to ask for this head. You knew. I wanted this head. You knew this. like I didn't have to ask. like There's nothing to talk about.
TWIYpod: Yeah, you knew when you met me, I like head more than anything else on earth.
Wop: it
Wop: So it's like...
Wop: My whole thing is. Don't go away from what was working. and But being...
TWIYpod: m
Wop: bills What the... they do is tell you you're not being spontaneous they you know they they they they real They real big on that, which I hear.
TWIYpod: You got it. You got to be romantic. You got to be romantic if you want to dick suck. If you want a random dick suck. You got to be Johnny Roman. You got to come home with some flowers.
Wop: uh -huh
TWIYpod: You gotta hit that Send that text, that paragraph joint. Mad lovey dovey. Babe, I don't know where my life would be without you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me. You got to hit one of those, come home with some flowers.
TWIYpod: Rubber feet. You gotta acts of service your way into a dick suck. It's not just happening because the game is on and the Cowboys are losing. Let me give you a little dick suck real quick. That don't happen no more after five years.
Wop: That's exactly why niggas cheat though. because that seemed like a lot of shit you got to do to just get my random It just seemed like a lot of shit, gang.
Wop: And niggas know they can just get some random head just blowing out his ass sometimes. like Meet the right little female. and that's in and females be wondering they'd be like You cheated on me with that?
Wop: Yes.
TWIYpod: I served it up. Serve. Served it up, actually. Proper. Real proper -like. And look, just the 40 ball. nothing was Nothing's more romantic than the 40 ball.
Wop: I told you, I really just wanted some head. You seem to have a problem this young lady did not have a problem with. I didn't have to Rub her feet. Matter of fact, she rubbed my feet.
Wop: You know what I'm saying? It was...
TWIYpod: Oh, that's nasty work.
Wop: Right. That's what it be.
TWIYpod: That's nasty work, Rob. You are dealing with a different level of female that's rubbing men's feet.
TWIYpod: That's something only WAP can achieve. He's he's getting the young ladies. Cause WAP's not just a regular man. Like he, I know. You guys can catch a good profile of WAP here on the pod.
TWIYpod: WAP isn't just a regular guy. That's a special young man on the other end of that camera
TWIYpod: That young man wears workers' boots. Pew! The steel -toed worker boots. Like that young man, he's wearing... The hard...
TWIYpod: bottom shoes if you rub that man's feet you're getting yourself into something That's over committing. Right? That's me.
TWIYpod: With my kissing. When I kiss a joint, boom, you make me think you love me. When you rub WAP feet, he's going to think you love him. He going to move you in.
TWIYpod: Well, okay, maybe, maybe. ah
Wop: Thank you.
TWIYpod: ah
Wop: Hey.
TWIYpod: no
Wop: Oh, no. or have business. thing and they'd come massage their way into a place to stay. No. You're not
TWIYpod: He going to take you out there.
Wop: Very deep.
TWIYpod: dinner He's going to take you out there then.
Wop: You're not you're You're not one foot massage away from residency. both
TWIYpod: Wap, you know so many homeless. You know so much homeless work.
Wop: I know some, I got, I, I, listen. I ain't gonna say homeless, but you know, they they fucked up. This... Because... Females be lying. Like, they be on the internet capping.
TWIYpod: ah They not homeless, but they fucked up.
Wop: It's the Lord.
TWIYpod: like hey That's one poor financial decision away from homeless.
Wop: mm -hmm
TWIYpod: dad's If this loan don't come through, if my people don't help bail me out, I'm going to have that eviction notice on the door on on the 8th.
Wop: they They'll be on live. Like... Like, ain't nothing wrong. That'd be on Facebook Live. I do that. They literally. me life falling apart.
Wop: behind the screen.
TWIYpod: I admire that, bro. I admire those people that can get on Facebook Live and Instagram Live and TikTok Live. And life is in shambles, bro.
TWIYpod: Behind the scenes? Behind that, their phone is on D and &D because fucking life is in shambles. But God damn it, they on live and they got the little menu up.
TWIYpod: You know, they're going to do a 360 for the money gun. They're going to do. 10 jumping jacks for this. I watch these people on TikTok live every day, and I'm like...
TWIYpod: These people really don't have jobs.
Wop: In real life. This they job.
TWIYpod: TikTok live be the job and they just be sitting there and they just be smoking and they be sitting there. And Money Gun, if you want a 360, Money Gun, if you want a 360, somebody do a Money Gun.
Wop: All right.
TWIYpod: Shorty put the blunt down, step back. She do a 360 with them same fucking. Black leggings with the fucking... With the limp balls on them. She's doing 360 of that. And niggas in the chat is going crazy. And I'm just sitting there like.
TWIYpod: Is TikTok live the new strip club?
Wop: Let's see. Just... Duh, duh.
Wop: It's the it's only fans Free OnlyFans.
TWIYpod: It ain't free. Them little... money guns and all the little gifts that people be doing on TikTok, that costs money.
Wop: but I'm saying you can sit in the lab without giving that shit.
TWIYpod: Oh, yeah, yeah. You can sit in the line without giving a shit. Yeah. They be doing work. They be doing workouts. They be in the kitchen cooking, screaming at their kids. They literally live on live.
Wop: yeah
TWIYpod: It's amazing. and I just can't imagine like that shit. It's worse than streaming because at least with streaming. I feel like... It's less of a ripoff.
TWIYpod: you know, but on streaming. I feel like there's also... I mean, probably more more rules, but less rules than TikTok. Like, if shorty want to put a titty out on...
TWIYpod: streaming, I feel like she could do it. You can't do that on TikTok. So she just be telling niggas, she be telling them. DM. dm DM. private message. private message if you want my spicy side like they be doing that and i'd be like hold on You sell butthole pictures?
TWIYpod: And you sitting here on TikTok Live. Selling 360s? when the butthole pictures are easily accessible on the internet. You're selling the 360 with clothes on?
TWIYpod: And it just be dudes in the chat going crazy. How's your day? Like talking to Shorty and she's talking back. I'm so confused about where life is right now. But yes, them people be doing that shit for 24 hours.
TWIYpod: Whole life in shambles. kids Kids can't read.
TWIYpod: They about to move into Big Mama house.
Wop: They already in Big Mama house.
TWIYpod: hey
Wop: They already do. They be there most of the time. so like you
TWIYpod: don't Don't come in here.
Wop: They really don't.
TWIYpod: I'm more alive.
Wop: They really just not even. It just transitions him. in a full time. at big mama house but they be over there the most You know, it's It's tight on, man. Like, that's what I'm saying. like i tell I tell these young young men, man, these females will...
Wop: How you thinking that? That's the type of lifestyle they live. It's just the lifestyle that they want. They if they had it The shit they be asking for niggas to do, if they really hit it like that.
Wop: They wouldn't even talk to you
TWIYpod: Yeah, because how come it's cool for you and your homegirls to go to Chili's and get a triple dipper?
Wop: Yeah.
TWIYpod: But when I wanted to take you to Chili's. I was a broke -ass nigga. I'll never understand that.
Wop: Yeah.
TWIYpod: You can't afford the restaurants that you want to go to.
Wop: All right.
Wop: You never eat there. Like, literally. you Like, you never eat there, but... You want to eat this or my dog?
TWIYpod: Let's both. On your doll and don't even like you just you just stored in her phone is is food, dude Food daddy.
Wop: yeah
Wop: Well, not me But this nigga, because you'll never... Never. Ever.
TWIYpod: Uh huh.
Wop: Ever. the
TWIYpod: I was...
Wop: it
TWIYpod: I want y 'all to know, I be trying to get WAP tripped up sometimes, and every time my son be at the three -point line, running him off the three -point line.
TWIYpod: but
Wop: yeah
TWIYpod: My son is Bruce Bowen running y 'all off the three -point line when you try and get them tied up. Yeah, they got you saved your phone as this. Well, not me, but y 'all.
Wop: Okay. Okay.
TWIYpod: Golly. Every time I try and get my man tripped up, it don't it don't work. One day I'm going to catch him slipping. I'm going to catch him.
Wop: Almost there.
TWIYpod: Two blunts deep on a pie with some with some good tequila. And I'm going to catch them slipping, y 'all. going to try harder next week.
Wop: I'm a Chicago nigga, man. Our dollar gotta go far, man. We gotta to see our dollar, man. You know it. If I'm going to take you to a nice ass restaurant. Um. I'm for show probably.
Wop: Then clap for show like you You know, like, it gotta to be something so cold. That is just like, yeah. I'll take you on the first date. You know what I'm saying? Like, it gotta be one of them.
Wop: And she already... Again, she just presented herself to that. to that point where I already know. Bye guys. Like, you could just see it like it.
Wop: She ain't no bum. She driving this. You know, it's little shit. You know you know how to... You know you got to come a little harder and look. Correct, sir. It ain't.
TWIYpod: Yeah.
Wop: I ain't going back. I see a little chick driving a little, you know, I ain't saying a nigga ain't bought it for her. But that's just what type of level of nigga she fucking with. You know what I'm saying? Nigga.
Wop: Shorty driving a little Tesla, a little Range, anything in them type of lines. Like, yeah, she probably. You still a nigga with some money, so yeah. Good.
TWIYpod: She's driving a Saturn a dodge neon they don't even make them shits no more she got the osmobile joint
Wop: Come on.
Wop: like a tree You put me in my own world.
TWIYpod: Now we car -shaming. Now they're going to say we car -shaming on the pod. Somebody's going to be in the comments like, what the fuck you drive, DJ?
Wop: It's like, but I'm just saying though, the reality be. These are the type of little females that... will literally look you in your face and tell you like They not gonna go on a date with you unless you pay for their nails or pay for their babies those.
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Wop: right Fuck. Are you?
TWIYpod: And they need the to -go plates. They need the to -go plates, too. They got to order the to -go plates. to feed the kids that's at home.
TWIYpod: But I think that just comes with... trying to date a non responsible parent. Because if you trying to date. You should have this childcare shit figured out.
Wop: oh ah you soon
TWIYpod: And on the first date, that's not my bill. When we become serious. i'll take I'll take care of the child. I'll take care of the babysitter bill. What the babysitter cost? $10 an hour? I'll take care of the babysitter bill.
Wop: shit i it
TWIYpod: Nah, if shit gets serious, I'll take care of your babysitter bill.
Wop: ah ah if If it's something I'm truly trying to do, then yeah. but like more than likely me Probably not.
Wop: Because you needed to have that type of shit. In order. I shouldn't have to pay. Your mama to watch your kids and she's been watching for free this.
Wop: It's hard to do both.
TWIYpod: Well, she... If she's been watching them for free, yeah. Mama's just putting that money in her pocket. I mean, you just got to bring Mama an eighth. If you bring Big Mama and Ave... She gonna watch them kids, Wap. If you bring Big Mama and Ave...
TWIYpod: Or a little fifth. A little fifth of that. You know what I'm saying? A little crown roll or something. She gonna watch them kids.
Wop: That's what I'm talking about.
TWIYpod: She gonna be lit, and you got until she finish that bottle. To come back and and retrieve the kids because after she finished the bottle now the kids on the nerves
Wop: And I ain't saying you can't get people. um I'm more talking about what it's like.
Wop: You. Real life got to pay, motherfuckers. Like, they come at you like... Yeah, I'm only $100.
Wop: yeah
TWIYpod: She watching the kids all weekend for a hundred.
Wop: Because they don't matter.
TWIYpod: that ah
Wop: That's like 50 % of what I was going to spend on this little date anyway.
TWIYpod: Hmm.
Wop: like
TWIYpod: Are we about to go on a vacation?
Wop: i Yeah, like what's going on?
TWIYpod: What is... How did that - $100, I'm finna kidnap you. You not coming home.
Wop: Yeah.
TWIYpod: Go on and take them school clothes over there for tomorrow. Because we staying out all night tonight.
Wop: and
TWIYpod: We're going to get a room. So we're going to do some crazy shit. You're going to be singing the Booty Hole song.
Wop: i think
TWIYpod: Bye -bye.
Wop: Hey.
TWIYpod: $100 for your mama to watch the kids. For sure, you're not coming back home tonight. You might not see your kids until Tuesday. What's today, Thursday? You're not going to see your kid until Tuesday fucking around with me. I paid that $100.
TWIYpod: They sent some hot and readies over there. Send some hot and readies over there with the hunnit.
Wop: its do you Do you understand where I was going? Bleh! $5 meal deals. Look, look take care.
TWIYpod: oh
Wop: Take them
TWIYpod: oo
Wop: McNuggets with the sandwich? Fry your drink. Take care now. You know? And, um yeah, like, because what are we doing? $100 is crazy.
TWIYpod: $100.
Wop: um
TWIYpod: $100 an eighth. Or... some crown roll And. Kiss your kids goodbye. Hot and ready's over there.
TWIYpod: Kiss your kids goodbye.
Wop: No.
TWIYpod: Tell them you're going to see them tomorrow, but tell your mama we're going to be back home before she gets done with church service on Sunday.
Wop: For sure.
TWIYpod: And the whole time we in the car on the way to that nice restaurant, I just want you to sing to me, baby.
Wop: Mm -hmm.
TWIYpod: Keep on doing. Oh, yeah.
TWIYpod: What you doing?
