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“'Conspiracy Theories’? Oh, You Mean ‘FACTS’!”
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*THIS WEEK:*
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Introduction and Promotion
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Hi, Froze.
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Lou Santini here, host of Amateur Nation.
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My Dry Bar Comedy Special, Amateur Nation, is now available.
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And just like this show, if you're allergic to a lack of common sense in today's world, and you like your comedy delivered with uncompromising talent like it is bite, then check out my half-hour comedy special, Amateur Nation.
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Go to drybarcomedy.com slash LouHan.
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This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week.
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DriveOurComedy.com slash Lou S. Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.
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The Honor and Remember flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made
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by our fallen heroes and their families.
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The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country, and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag too.
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Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.
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Together, we remember them all.
Podcast Focus and Episode Intro
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Okay, let's all shut up, please.
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Warning.
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The podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people.
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It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self-entitled, unintelligent, self-centered idiots.
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Attention whores, ignoramuses, dolts, clods, nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive crybabies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us.
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In one word, amateurs.
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Amateurs.
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It's Amateur Nation with Lou Santini.
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Let's be honest, Lou.
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Oh, I promise.
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We call attention to and call out the amateurs.
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The people who are doing life wrong.
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The speed bumps of life.
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The people that are in your way every day.
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The unintelligent, obnoxious, attention-whoring, self-entitled drama queen victim types who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self-awareness, common sense, manners, or social skills and are disturbing the flow of the pros.
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Hi, Mom.
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Hi, Assface.
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Mom.
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Amateur Nation, it's not just a podcast.
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It's a movement.
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It's more of a conspiracy.
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The hell it is.
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This is episode 260, Conspiracy Theories.
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Oh, you mean facts.
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On today's episode, This Week in Globalist Tyranny.
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And if you're crazy and deny it, then you're trans.
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Then food for thought in the form of bite-sized nibbles on a la carte.
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Then loosen up your neck, nodding in agreement with the fellow pros on three things that are done right on three pro things.
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Pro Nation first.
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New Year, new followers and subscribers.
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And some regulars, too.
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Shouts out to...
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Freedom Lover 531.
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Charlotte 1513.
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Joy Cash.
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Carrie Coyne.
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John the Texan.
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K Dougie.
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Derek Allen.
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James J. Ed Meister.
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Patrice Urquhart.
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Patty Finnefrock.
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Show Lucky One.
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Bravo Jay Rios.
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Looney Stevens 13.
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KW Pro Picks.
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Bryce Keenan McGuffin.
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Anthony Walker.
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Itinerant Dispatches.
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Rosa Pacheco.
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Jorge Rafael Garcia.
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Twyla Hensley-9, Nick Ansipol, Isaac Turkios, Brian Derrickson, Jack Armstrong, Kim Fultz-Hill, Grace Farout, Rob Singh, Misty Brandon, Abram Path, Big Smoke Bear 2, Riley Simon, Jeff Manning, James McAlevey, Kevin Bell II, Robert Difriant, and Thomas R. Bishop.
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Checking me out on Instagram.
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Instagram, it's lew.santini3.
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Your pro post of the week by one of my favorite accounts on Instagram from the Nashville Tea Party and it goes perfectly with this year being the year of the great resist.
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And here it is.
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The founding fathers were not career politicians.
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They were outlaws.
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The angry extremists who refused to quietly submit to an elite political establishment's oppressive rule over their lives.
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Never forget that.
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Here's what's happening in amateur nation.
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Now dig this.
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Step one.
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Topic number one.
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Hey, don't forget 2024 is the year of the great resist.
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And thus
Global Control and Societal Issues
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it's time for this week in globalist tyranny.
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First up, this post on Instagram from awakening Sweden with video and audio of Yuval Noah Harari, lead advisor to Klaus I hate everyone Schwab.
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People want to kill him.
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Can you imagine being an advisor to arguably one of the most evil men on earth?
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The Mount Rushmore of evil being Schwab, George Soros, Anthony Fauci, and Bill Gates.
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Here he is with this message of hope.
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And then the big political and economic question of the 21st century will be what do we need humans for?
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Or at least what do we need so many humans for?
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Do you have an answer in the book?
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At present the best guess we have is keep them happy with drugs and computer games.
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Would constitute a new useless class.
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When I say that these are useless humans, it's not from the viewpoint of their mother, of the wife, of the son.
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I don't think there's any doubt about it.
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He should be placed in a mental institution.
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Okay, Yuval, then off yourself.
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Now, save the planet, oh wise one.
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Help control the population.
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Okay, kill him!
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So what constitutes a useless class?
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Trust me, it's you.
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And me.
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The extremely wealthy can stay with a supporting cast of enslaved workers used to provide and serve products and services for them.
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Complacent amateurs ignore these evil people.
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And thus, here is one of the most astute posts I've seen in a long time.
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It's by AlertPro at Rothbard1776, found on X. He said this, "...pathetic, empty, and unproductive people don't care about losing their freedom because they weren't doing anything meaningful with it anyways."
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Many of these same people rejoice at the loss of freedom for others because it makes them feel better about their miserable existence.
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They're miserable because their mother's taking up their fucking ass.
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That's why.
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I couldn't agree more because ever notice that the people who care the most about losing their freedom are the most productive and or have the most to lose?
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I make my living and have made my living on free speech since 1986.
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So yeah, I'm a little vocal about having any constitutionally protected American freedoms infringed.
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Speaking of getting rid of pesky humans, Switzerland has approved a suicide pod using nitrogen to induce rapid cerebral hypoxia, causing unconsciousness and death within minutes.
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The downside is no positive Yelp reviews.
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Conspiracy theory?
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Oh, you mean facts.
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Next up, from Frankie Vaughn on X.
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This.
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A federal court recently ruled that the Canadian government can seize any and all private property by executive fiat and that such seizure is constitutional.
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Your house could be seized for refugee placement, your bank account for redistribution, your firearms by politicians who don't like the color of the stock you use or the bullets you fire.
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In fact, any asset you own could be constitutionally seized by an order in council or legislation.
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And the courts have so far ruled such seizures as legal.
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Unless the Supreme Court overturns that position, it means there is no private property in Canada.
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He goes on to say, you would think something so important would receive front page coverage and raise concern amongst the general public.
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Not when the mainstream media is controlled by the New World Order.
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Let them try that in America.
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If he gets up, we'll all get up.
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It'll be anarchy.
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Conspiracy theory?
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Oh, you mean facts.
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And now this.
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And now for step two.
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Topic number two.
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conspiracy theory.
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Oh, you mean facts.
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This show, while offering plenty of levity and laughs and often social commentary by your host, is a weekly greatest hits that is an amalgam of facts, opinions, quotes, and soundbites that support the pro-nation through line, if you will.
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That is living your life by common sense.
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Sometimes I offer more commentary and comment on these things, and sometimes they simply speak for themselves.
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Here's ABC News anchor Amy Robach being caught with a hot mic during a commercial break, airing out her disgust in the cover-up that was, and frankly still is, the Jeffrey Epstein Worldwide Pedophile Ring.
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And you can thank James O'Keefe, formerly of Project Veritas and now the O'Keefe Media Group for this soundbite.
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Listen carefully.
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I've had the story for three years.
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I've had this interview with Virginia Roberts.
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We would not put it on the air.
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First of all, I was told, who's Jeffrey Epstein?
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No one knows who that is.
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This is a stupid story.
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Then the palace found out that we had her whole allegations about Prince Andrew and threatened us a million different ways.
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Um,
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We were so afraid we wouldn't be able to interview Kate and Will that we, that also quashed the story.
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And then, um, and then Alan Dershowitz was also implicated in it because of the planes.
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She told me everything.
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She had pictures.
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She had everything.
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She was in hiding for 12 years.
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We convinced her to come out.
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We convinced her to talk to us.
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Um, it was unbelievable what we had Clinton.
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We had everything.
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I tried for three years to get it on to no avail, and now it's all coming out, and it's like these new revelations, and I freaking had all of it.
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I'm so pissed right now.
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Like, every day I get more and more pissed because I'm just like, oh, my God.
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What we had was unreal.
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Other women backing it up.
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Hey, yep.
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Brad Edwards, the attorney, three years ago saying, like, there will come a day when we will realize Jeffrey Epstein was the most prolific pedophile this country has ever known.
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I had it all three years ago.
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Three years.
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She's had that story for three years.
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Now, I'm not saying that the world will be back to the sanity and normalcy that we had in the great old time of 2020.
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But how can any sane person possibly think that the cover-up of the biggest pedophile ring in America and, dare I say, the world and the plandemic, the fixed election, and all the psyops that have occurred since then and during that span, the Nashville bombing, the Maui mass murders, George Floyd and BLM riots and destruction, catastrophic inflation, mask and vaccine mandates,
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Deaths due to vaccines, population control, the war in Israel, terrorist attacks, cyber attacks, the threat of digital currency and tracking, the EV hoax, the climate change hoax, absolute censorship and tyranny, the border crisis, the fentanyl crisis, the Biden crime family, Hunter Biden's treasonous acts, Chinese spies in our government, Chinese spy balloons in American airspace, train derailments, farm explosions, rampant suicides, the transgendered push.
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What am I leaving out?
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Oh, yeah.
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Remember when they told us, hey, UFOs are real and we ignored it?
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Yeah, because now anything and everything the government tells us under this current joke of an administration is suspect.
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What, five, ten years ago, if the government would have told us that they have proof of UFOs, it would have been worldwide news.
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They bailed on that distraction, didn't they?
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So here we have what we've already known.
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The Hollywood elite, heads of state, royalty, titans of industry, tech giants, all implicated and or attached to the world's largest pedophile ring of all time.
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The idea that people in Amateur Nation don't think, don't want to think, don't acknowledge, don't want to acknowledge that these uber-wealthy, untouchable elites don't have evil coursing through their veins and have participated in some of the most despicable actions in human existence, many of them repeatedly.
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and then are paid handsomely to stay silent and covered up.
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The idea that there are amateurs who don't want to know the truth and won't acknowledge that these actions, having gone on for decades unpunished, don't have a direct connection and effect on all the other problems of the world tells you, tells pros, just exactly how heinous, embarrassing, criminal, and full-throttle evil their actions have been and continue to be.
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If I told you that the actions of only 200 or so people, that is the total names on the Epstein client list, affected the entire planet's safety, security, sanity, health, finances, and well-being, and you refuse to believe it, tells me you're in denial.
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I do get it.
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Like, how is that possible?
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How could the evil actions of 200 people affect me and my family?
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Have you seen the names on the list?
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Do you not understand how unyielding, unchallenged power works?
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Centuries of wealth worldwide.
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Centuries of power.
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Armies and technology and media behind it to destroy opposition and to cover things up.
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But amateur nation goes on thinking two things.
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It's just stuff that happened.
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It doesn't affect me directly, so everything's fine.
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All it takes is one nut to crack.
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One person on that list to either come clean or be discovered in full.
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Dominoes will fall.
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Industries will be affected.
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Stocks will disintegrate.
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Jobs will be lost.
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Lives will be lost.
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Families ruined.
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Governments toppled.
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Houses cleaned.
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And the reason amateurs and even some pros can't wrap their heads around this type of evil was actually a good thing.
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That means you, yourself, have a hard time grasping evil and cover-ups of this magnitude.
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I'd be a little taken aback if I handed someone proof of this story and they said, well, yeah, sure, of course, I could see that.
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Human decency keeps people from exploiting underage boys and girls for use.
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And that's what this is.
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Make no mistake.
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Use and trafficking.
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Lives were decimated.
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Not just the victims, but their families.
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And for them to be silenced, and you can bet in some cases eradicated, is next level.
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Some royal with no marketable skills who has had everything handed to him.
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Some Hollywood elite who has paid well above their talent level.
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Some politician who is a deviant and needs to have sex with a young person that they could never get when they themselves were young.
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Some titan of industry who can control the media, social media, and anyone who comments on it with the click of a button.
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Some first class...
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Royal, powerful, worthless, evil amateur wants to do things to another underage human that regular normal humans couldn't conceive, can pay a huge dollar amount, fly privately to an island away from prying eyes and ears, and fulfill that desire.
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And with enough money, have the victim paid off or killed and then is the victim of blackmail.
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and then doesn't care because he or she has the money to keep paying the blackmail money because he or she wants to do it again.
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We can say, well, just because they're on the list doesn't mean they really did anything.
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True, I'll allow it, but 200 names?
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The Florida police had Jeffrey Epstein dead to rights on human trafficking way back when and were told to back off by powerful entities saying it was above their pay grade.
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Top men, if I may borrow a line from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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The revealing of not only the list of Epstein's clients, but detailed accounts of their actions with verifiable witnesses could change the world for the better.
Potential Political Revelations
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Not only would the evil people get their comeuppance, but it would wake up not all, but a vast majority of Earthlings as to how this planet is run.
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Of course, many an amateur nation would be in denial.
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their world would crumble.
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That's their jobs, to never grow up or mature or learn or wake up.
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But with enough time passing, ignoring their worthlessness, we will have moved on.
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Conspiracy theory?
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Oh, you mean facts!
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Here are my social media handles.
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Instagram, at lew.santini3.
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Facebook and YouTube, at lewsantini.
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Truth Social, at lewsantini3.
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Every Thursday is Sneak Peek Thursday with a 60-second video trailer of what's coming next week.
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And by the way, if your private fundraising or corporate event needs a professional MC, offstage voice, or a comedian, I travel coast to coast and can work corporate clean or anything goes.
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See testimonials and request a client list by emailing me directly from my website, lusantini.com.
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My holiday corporate performing season continues through the end of January, but I do perform all year.
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A la carte and three pro things soon, but first, if you're crazy and deny it, then you're trans.
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On topic number three, next.
00:18:39
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The Honor and Remember flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made by our fallen heroes and their families.
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The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country, and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag, too.
Gender Identity and Societal Commentary
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Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.
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Together, we remember them all.
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Alright, now step three.
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Topic number three.
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Hit me!
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It's 2024, and that means the new genders are in.
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Wow!
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Baleen only three!
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Pencils up?
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This one is special because this gender is for this amateur and this amateur only.
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She's a real woman and- You mean a biological woman.
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What are you, new?
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I'm trigender, which means like a triangle, I have three genders.
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One for each IQ point.
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Male, female, and non-binary.
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I thought non-binary was a sexuality, like gay or straight, not a gender.
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Oh, wait, all this is stupid.
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You do realize that all this stuff, it's all bullshit, right?
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It's all made up.
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And the difference between trigender and gender fluid is that I feel all three of these genders at the same time.
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All the time.
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That sounds a little crazy.
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Man, that's got to be confusing.
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I'm straight.
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I'm gay.
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I'm neither.
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I'm a man.
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I'm a woman.
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I'm neither.
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All at the same time.
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You're attracted to men and women, but also none of them.
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I bet if you flipped a coin and asked her to call it, her head would explode.
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I wonder why millennials have so much mental illness and anxiety.
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Oh, right.
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Donald Trump and racism.
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It doesn't ever shift or change or I feel one gender more strongly than the other, like gender fluid tends to be.
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Because that is so 2023.
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Also, I should recognize and accept that a lot of people don't see non-binary as a third gender.
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They see it as something completely separate from the binary of male and female.
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No, sane pros don't see it at all.
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Ever.
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Well, if you ask me, you've got too much imagination.
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Everything's all loop-de-loops and flibberty-jibbit.
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But for me, it's...
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Like a third gender.
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Like a third gender.
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So much science here.
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And what do the genitals of this third gender look like?
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How do they work?
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Do they, can they make babies?
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Or I guess you could call it a third identity.
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Blah blah fucking psycho bullshit.
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So I'm assuming you have three IDs.
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I hope I don't get stuck behind her at security in the airport.
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TSA pre-approved, you are the best 80 bucks I've ever spent.
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By the way, the most important two words in her blathering, for me.
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Well, then you enjoy your delusion solo.
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This post from at great men's society on Instagram.
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Here we have a typical amateur trends, gendered purple haired attention whore with a drawn on mustache and goatee.
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That's a girl who decided to plead her case about her precious life altering pronouns in song.
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followed by a pro who sang her rebuttal.
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Now, fair warning, neither song respects the rhyme and meter of the original song from which they borrow.
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If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
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But they're entertaining nonetheless.
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My pronouns aren't preferred.
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They are mandatory.
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Do not purposefully misgender trans people.
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You do not get to decide how someone identifies.
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My pronouns aren't preferred.
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They are mandatory.
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What a strange person.
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Look out Weird Al Yankovic.
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Quite the wordsmith with the parodies you.
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Okay, here is the pro's response.
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Now let me introduce you to the First Amendment.
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Your feelings are never more important than my rights.
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Your delusion will never thrive and it soon will take a dive because we won't be calling men women ever.
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You know what, I'm sorry, but I can do better.
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If you're crazy and deny it, then you're trans.
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You can't choose between a woman and a man.
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You're ignoring simple facts and intelligence you lack.
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If you're crazy and deny it, then you're trans.
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Second verse, same as the first.
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A little bit louder and a little bit worse.
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If your feelings ignore science, then you're trans.
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You'll do anything for attention, that's your plan.
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It's too bad your parents sucked, but we still don't give a fuck.
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If your feelings ignore science, then you're trans.
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Bring it home!
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If you're out of ideas for attention, then you're trans.
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You're unemployable and will soon live in a van.
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America is sick of all your crying.
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Contribute something to society besides TikTok videos and your pronouns.
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Now, fuck off.
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By the way, attention all transgendered people.
Civil Unrest and Policy Critique
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There is nothing about you that is mandatory except mocking and shunning you.
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Sidebar.
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Amateurs.
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Amateurs.
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You had better hope there's not a civil war between Republicans and Democrat citizens, between conservatives and the commies posing as Democrats, because it's going to be the world's shortest civil war.
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You fucking weak-minded, weak-willed, can't decide on your sex, respect my pronoun, children.
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Your side will go down faster than it takes you to feel oppressed.
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Oh, you'll feel some oppression, believe me.
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That's not a threat.
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It's a simple, obvious fact.
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You're a bunch of lazy, vegan, easily offended by words, non-masculine amateurs.
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Guns?
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We won't need guns.
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Guns.
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I got room for a few more bites.
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It's time for a la carte.
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Here we go.
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I don't want any of that California bullshit.
00:25:24
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Yeah, but more's coming.
00:25:27
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Comi-Fornia now allows most undocumented, I mean illegal aliens to get free healthcare.
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But you keep paying high insurance premiums tax paying American citizen scum?
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California is asshole.
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What have I been saying?
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Speaking of Comi-Fornia, Comi-Fornia has 12% of America's population and 22% of America's homeless.
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Let me guess, Trump's fault, right?
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Border crisis?
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Trump.
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Oh wait, amateur nation is in denial of a border crisis, never mind.
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That's a damn stupid thing to do.
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California.
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Beautiful.
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As long as you're looking up at the sky, the mountains, or the ocean.
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Just don't look straight ahead, down, left, or right.
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That's a good looking shithole.
00:26:08
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So you make fun of the acronym MAGA, huh, amateur nation?
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So you're saying you think America is currently great the way it is under President's coloring book, and he has built back better?
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I don't think there's any doubt about it.
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He should be placed in a mental institution.
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Or is it that you have a problem with patriotism?
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Either way, your amateurs and true Americans are disgusted by you.
00:26:28
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When was the last time we had good news from our current administration?
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Good news that served all Americans.
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Seriously, name the day and the news.
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You know, the only reason I'm alive today is because I went in the correct direction in the grocery store in 2020.
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Speaking of which, I love supporting small business.
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I click like whenever I can on small business posts on social media.
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I frequent and use small local businesses as much as possible.
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I don't eat at chain restaurants.
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I always check Etsy before I search Amazon.
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But this, tell us how we did, email onslaught minutes after I buy a product or service has to stop.
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I'll write a review if I get really good service or a great product and the same if I get crap service or a bad product.
00:27:11
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I went to the dry cleaners and before I even got home, I get an email and a text.
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How was your experience?
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My experience?
00:27:18
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Oh, it was fucking magical.
00:27:19
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I wept.
00:27:20
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Look, I engaged in small talk.
00:27:22
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I like the lady that works there.
00:27:23
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We wished each other Merry Christmas.
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I got my dry cleaning and the relationship's over.
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I can't keep reassuring you, okay?
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Small business, I love you, but we're not in love.
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We're not in a relationship.
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Small business, you're a booty call.
00:27:36
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You keep bringing it, I'll keep stopping by.
00:27:38
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I might even tell everyone how good you are.
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But that's it.
00:27:41
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That's where it ends.
00:27:43
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Rache your experience.
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Yeah, annoying.
00:27:46
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If you and amateur nation think just because you didn't see it on CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, or other mainstream media, then it must not be true.
00:27:55
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Then you're even dumber than we pros tell people.
00:27:59
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EV hoax proof number 682.
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Minnesota City's got millions in federal grants to buy electric buses, but they failed in sub-zero temperatures and had charging issues.
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But other than that, they worked great.
00:28:14
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It's an electric car and it's very good for the environment.
00:28:20
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DEI is DOA at Google and Farcebook.
00:28:23
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Diversity is good, right?
00:28:24
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Speaking of DEI, Elon Musk nailed it, saying, Diversity, equity, and inclusion are propaganda words for racism, sexism, and other isms.
00:28:33
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Changing the target class doesn't make it right.
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Diversity means white genocide.
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Equity means stealing from whites.
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And inclusion means excluding whites.
00:28:44
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Speaking of DEI, Harvard President Claudine Gay finally resigned due to anti-Semitism and plagiarism resulting in the shortest tenure in Harvard history.
00:28:53
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Three things that don't look good on her resume.
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She needs indeed and a moral compass.
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Go to hell.
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Good reading!
00:29:01
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Best part, she still keeps her $900,000 salary.
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You know, like you did when you were openly racist on television and were found to have stolen another person's work repeatedly.
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Fox's Greg Gutfeld nailed it, saying, sorry, Claudine Gay, you weren't fired because of racism.
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You were hired because of racism.
00:29:23
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Hey, it's been a while, but it's the return of the nonsensical ramblings of Kamala.
00:29:28
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Who doesn't love a yellow school bus?
00:29:30
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Harris, take it away, dipshit.
00:29:31
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I've been fortunate and blessed to, during the course of being vice president, have many situations where it becomes clear to me that there are
00:29:42
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You know, people of every age and gender, by the way, who see something about being the first that lets them know they don't need to be limited by other people's limited understanding of who can do what.
00:29:57
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When you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea.
00:30:00
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Have a point.
00:30:02
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It makes it so much more interesting for the listener.
00:30:05
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Okay, I still find three pro things, three things that are done right every single week.
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Here they are.
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Number one.
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Remember Maui?
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Oh yeah, the people murdered for their land by the elite.
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Here's a news anchor on Newsmax who does remember.
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whole Maui story.
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I've been in this business for 30 years.
00:30:27
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I'm stunned, but I'm not surprised.
00:30:29
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The incident seems to be the story here, right?
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But the true story, the media knows it is not allowed to tell.
00:30:36
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Is it a coincidence that the Maui police chief is the same man who was in charge in Las Vegas during that massacre that killed 58 people?
00:30:43
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Is it a coincidence that the Maui property, owned by a million and billionaires, wasn't touched by the flames while homes of the locals all burned?
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What she fails to also mention is how the media hasn't even once interviewed a grieving parent.
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Not a single parent looking for their children.
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Not a single interview with a child.
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Not a single interview with the schools.
00:31:03
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Was it a coincidence that the largest system of outdoor emergency sirens in the world never made a sound as the fire devoured behind?
00:31:12
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Was it a coincidence that at the same time, very same time, all the water was turned off?
00:31:16
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Conspiracy theory?
00:31:19
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Oh, you mean facts?
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number two.
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I talked about more transgender delusion in topic number three today, so here's a quick funny from Family Guy where we see Peter Griffin and Quagmire watching TV.
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Let's keep the funny going.
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Here comes number three.
00:31:50
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Joke time.
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Here's a little boy, I'll say he's around 10, who crashed a live broadcast where a woman was hosting a TV show on location.
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He grabs the mic out of her hand and lets it rip.
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The best part is his tag.
00:32:02
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What you gotta say?
00:32:03
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I wanna tell a joke.
00:32:05
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It's about all this stuff.
00:32:08
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Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Nancy Pelosi are all on an airplane together with the pilot.
00:32:16
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So Obama says, I'm going to throw this $100 bill out the window and make one American happy.
00:32:20
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And Hillary says, I'm going to throw $200 at the window and make two Americans happy.
00:32:25
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And Nancy Pelosi says, I'm going to throw $100 bills out the window and make 100 Americans happy.
00:32:29
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And the pilot says, I'm going to throw all three of you out the window and make all of America happy.
00:32:35
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I speak facts.
00:32:38
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Please leave a review of this podcast and copy and paste the link from wherever you listen and just send it to one fellow pro or an amateur who is doing life wrong.
00:32:46
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Don't forget 2024 is the year of the great resist.
00:32:50
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Find all my social media links and my email on my main website, newsantini.com.
00:32:56
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Watch me make fun of amateur nation and catch my dry bar comedy special amateur nation drybar comedy.com slash L O U S amateur nation is not just a podcast.
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It's a movement.
00:33:07
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Remember, amateurs, we see you.
00:33:09
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You're not at home.
00:33:10
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Don't do life wrong.
00:33:12
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Go pro.
00:33:13
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Don't be an amateur.
00:33:15
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For Amateur Nation, I'm Lou Santini, and this has been a Big Major Production.
00:33:23
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It's more of a conspiracy.
00:33:25
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There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15 plus years.
00:33:29
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A sense of entitlement.
00:33:30
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A constant need for attention.
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Ironically coupled with the need to be left alone.
00:33:35
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A desire to be treated the same as everyone else.
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Stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly.
00:33:42
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Introducing the book, Amateur Nation.
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The Decline of Common Sense, Manners, and Social Skills.
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The Second Edition.
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The 30 Truths About Amateurs.
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The Four Stages of Being an Amateur.
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Amateur Habitats and History.
00:33:56
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Social Media Plus Me, Me, Me Equals Amateur.
00:33:59
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Technology and Amateur Behavior.
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