Nonsensical Nonsense 88 The bad guy is here

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Speaker: That's it, that's it. That's it, that's it. That's it, that's it. That's it, that's it.

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: What's going on everybody? Welcome to another episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. I'm Glick, as always.

Speaker: hanging out with two of the three other men that make up nonsensical nonsense. We got Jeffrey in the house. How you doing tonight, sir? I don't know. I can't see you because you're going camouflage. You blend in.

Speaker: That was the whole point. I figured if I was camouflaged tonight and nobody could see me, I wouldn't hurt anybody's feelings. And I wouldn't melt the snowflakes that like to come in. Just saying.

Speaker: The other gentleman joining us is always the one and only Tony D. What's going on, brother? How you been, man? What's happening? Riding the wave, trying to stay up here. Conda forever. Sitting home and all that shit. I got a bad start on my car. I ain't been to work in a couple of days. Jason can't go to school. I need grossing money, starting money. I need a mechanic. All that shit. How's everybody doing? Oh, man. What kind of car you got? 2013 Equinox. Where's your starter at on the Equinox, Jeff? I'm sick.

Speaker: I own a Chevy. What are you talking about? I was going to say the starter isn't too hard. I've changed a few starters out in my time and I'm not even in my game. It's like what, two bolts and a couple of wires? You are correct. However, in a lot of the new cars, for instance,

Speaker: No, you and I were talking about I was looking at Range Rovers and there are some where in order to change the starter you have to take the body off.

Speaker: Oh yeah, in the foreign cars, yeah, you gotta do silly shit like that. Some car. Well, I can't remember which car it is, but there's one car where literally the starter is so buried deep, you have to pull the entire engine. Just pull the starter. Well, that's like the oil filter. That engineer, some mechanic slept with some engineers. He's like, I'm gonna get back with everybody. Yeah. Well, that's like the shit.

Speaker: The oil filter on my car to change the oil? Mm -hmm. You know how typically it's like on the bottom of the engine? Right. Well, here you go up a little bit and then it goes in and then it comes up. So you have to have a special tool to change the oil in it. Well, to buy that special tool, it's like $100. So it's like, well, I can't even save money on an oil change because, of course, my car, you can only put the synthetic oil in it.

Speaker: Well, it's like the issue I ran in with fixing that pipe my kids broke. I mean, granted, I was able to fix it for a heck of a lot cheaper, but the tool alone was $150. Oh, there goes Christmas. Well, no, actually, I actually fixed it by buying this. I bought a tap. You tell the kids that. I bought a three -h tap and tapped the line.

Speaker: The Grinch will be here with your little kids. I already told them they owe me money. That's right. Get the cuttin' grass. I don't have all the grass to speak about, but I'm gonna give them a pair of tweezers and they can pick the weeds. In the garden. There you go. You manual. What's up, manual?

Speaker: Well, what's going on, Emmanuel? But with that being said, I can come over to the show, guys. Mike will be joining us momentarily. What's going on? We were talking yesterday. You said he might be a little bit late tonight. I said, no worries. We'll get the show rolling. We'll get the show started. Wednesday is one of those hard days. I literally finished work five minutes before we started.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, he had he had a pair of teacher conferences today, so I was a super dad already. So, yeah, so he he. You know, he'll be here momentarily.

Speaker: No, I don't know what you just said, but I've been seeing bromances everywhere, and I'm like, break that down. I got some good curve balls for Saturday. Thank you. I got a couple of green balls. Not even curve balls, but there's ones that I was like, didn't think of that. Glad I did.

Speaker: My list is already ready. Well, my list is ever changing because I keep thinking of new ones. That's the problem is I'm like, oh, that's a good one. Gotta take out that number three. There's some great ones out there, honestly. You're right. Before we get too crazy and overtake the show with that nonsense.

Speaker: If you guys aren't already, feel free to give us a follow on all social media. That way, if you'd like, you can vote in the starting five lineups that we do every week. We do one for not only ourselves, but the chatter's box. They get involved as well. So you guys can go there and you can vote for your favorites.

Speaker: Not necessarily your favorite person, but your favorite list Because I know I'm nobody's favorite person and somehow I've won every one except for one And I don't know why you were sitting why are you attacking the chatters box Tony? Why are you going after Tina instead of trying to come after us? Oh

Speaker: I appreciate the fact that you're not even trying. She is a challenge. She is a challenge. She is a challenge. Let me remind you.

Speaker: seven of eight starting fives yeah but you know what i have i have i am the challenge seven of eight okay eight calm down b when it comes down to it ninety percent of the votes and this is not like you thirst trap it out and bang for votes but a lot of them are your followers

Speaker: I don't put it out on my I'm not I'm not complaining calm down before you get all snow flaky and melt. I'm not getting snow flaky, but I don't put it out on my

Speaker: My point is When the total of all votes come in and it's only come totals up to like 15 yes Not really a challenge

Speaker: When we start getting hundreds of votes, that's when it's really, I'm going for the gold kind of thing. For instance, Tony's votes. That sounds like the words of a loser who are O &E.

Speaker: Once again. Cam has voted for everybody. Cam very rarely votes for me. Cam very rarely votes for me. But he did this time. Yeah, he did this time. But the one thing that I noticed is some people are voting just to throw up a name. They don't really check the list. Well, I was going to say something about that. They're doing their own disservice. I was going to say that. From what I can see, I got like one vote. I'm like, come on. I got Andy in red, folks.

Speaker: You had more than one, but I was gonna say something about that. If you go and campaign for somebody, say on TikTok, and you tell people to go vote for a certain person, at least tell those motherfuckers to give us a follow on TikTok, and at least look at the other list, not to go in there and vote within less than a second and vote for the person if you told them, oh god,

Speaker: and down goes Joe I yourself a fire didn't you oh fuck oh shit

Speaker: Christmas really isn't coming for those kids. But yeah, at least throw a follow our way. At least take a look at the other list. Just don't vote for one person because somebody told you to. I ain't saying shit. It's fine. I don't care who y 'all vote for. Put it in a bag of rice. I noticed that this week and I was like,

Speaker: Y 'all didn't even look. You literally came in and just, bink, bink, bink, bink, bink, and then you're not even following us. That's even more fucked up than anything else. Give us a follow, help us get our numbers up, goddamn. But I specifically took, stopped putting it on my social media, and it only goes on to nonsensical nonsense for that reason.

Speaker: because I don't want people to just see my name or whatever and then just vote for me without actually looking. And I've been doing that for the last few weeks. We would get real heated if we put the lists on our own pages and all of our friends started voting for our shit. That would be a mess. Oh, yeah. That would be an absolute mess.

Speaker: Well, I made you the last month, and that's what I'm going through, what he's going through right now. So yeah, I understand. Yeah. No, it would be cool if people were coming in and actually looking at the list and voting for the list and not just because, Tony's my boy. Here's 500 votes. You know what I mean? That's one of the reasons why my choice is I try to spread it out so hard and dig so deep so you can grab the attention of people. You know what I'm saying? That's the kicker. I want the choice to get rid of my attention. That's right.

Speaker: Yeah, when I post on different, hey, you can get the social media out there. But when I post on social media, I always put in the caption or above it, you know, who's got the best list? You decide, you pick the winner.

Speaker: I don't know what I want to start doing across the board just to make it easier for everybody to vote and for myself to calculate. I know it's not a lot of numbers right now, but I'm just going to start putting our names like I do on TikTok. I put our names in the comments and then just people can just like it. So I'm going to start doing that on Instagram and Twitter and Facebook as well. But speaking of social media, we all are on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok.

Speaker: You can also join us live right here every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday evenings when we do the live shows, the live recordings, I guess you could say. And you can get every single episode of the podcast on Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcasts, basically anywhere and everywhere. Those are just the four main, the big ones, the four big ones that we're on. Why Blaze, why? Why Blaze, why Blaze, why Blaze. And you can listen to every single episode there.

Speaker: and you can always email us if you'd like at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com if you guys want to get in on the starting five because we all we do open it up to you guys uh the listeners so you guys can get in there and and give us your list and we can put them out there and let people vote and tally that and we can see who the winners come out of there

Speaker: or you want to email us and tell me that I suck like some jackass did last week or the week before, which I turned out to be Cam. And I thought it was either Cam or Mark. Blaze, you're an idiot, but that's pretty good. Jesus. This is what happens when you let people smoke legally. I might as well get the belt. I don't know. Probably not. Like I said,

Speaker: There were some shenanigans this week. But I hope Jeff's able to make it back out working. You good? Did you murder your son? It seems to be working. I'm about to.

Speaker: Use this. A little bit. It's that whole, Hey dad, I need something. Okay, wait, give me a minute and I'll get it. And then he just reaches over, grabs the cable for it is wrapped around the drink glass. And then I just slow the glass tilt over and spill.

Speaker: Then you Judy choppy right on his head Your list was messed up before you started it I only have one thing to say about sure your whole spiel that your whole speech that you went on Jeffrey Hey, what the fuck are you doing smoking in the house B? If you ain't first I'm not your last one. Mr. Ricky Bobby

Speaker: Yeah, I'm going to get on you. I'm going to get on you. Don't think you're going to be the only one getting me in trouble. I'm going to get you in trouble. Tanya! Chef's breaking the rules. Again. It's one of those things. It's like out of 15 people, it's not that hard to get the majority when there's four of us to vote. But when we start hitting,

Speaker: in the thousands. So what is your excuse to be when we're getting, when we're hitting into the thousands and we're getting those votes and I'm still winning? There won't be any. I ain't worried about you. You're too worried about beating the Chatter's box. Tony, I ain't worried about you. I got the BT and Tina's awesome. I got, I got, I got the, I got the fix. She has some excellent picks. The Chatter's box all had some really good picks this week.

Speaker: Yeah, they do. You'll buy me a can of air tomorrow. Air this thing out. I thought I had one. Well, I got the air compressor. I'll blow it up tomorrow. Now you're going to suffocate to death how you like them animals. What? Well, those bugs, with the weather being up and down here in Ohio, you know the assassin bugs, a little sta - Like, the last two days, it was in the 60s.

Speaker: Yeah, Cameron, speaking of, yeah, let me get to that. But the last couple days has been really warm up here. And then it got cold again. So last night I seen a stink bug on the ceiling. So I went and got one of Cash's Nerf guns and shot that motherfucker off the ceiling with it. And then there was just another one on my shirt. Cameron, you didn't get it? Yeah, Cameron got - Send pictures. Put it up on there. I actually - I want to see it. He sent me a couple pictures.

Speaker: Yeah, Cameron, put it up on the page. Yeah, Cameron. Throw them up on the page. Yeah, Cameron, it actually looks really cool. I designed a coffee mug, and literally I posted, as soon as I posted it, within 30 seconds, Cameron bought one. The biggest camera. Yeah, that was big up. And then Chris yelled at me, so stop, dude, I don't have everything shut up yet.

Speaker: I didn't, I liked that, like our account wasn't complete yet. And all of a sudden you're throwing stuff up. You're sending links out. Cameron's buying shit. I'm yelling at him. He's like, I'm buying a hoodie. I'm like, no, the fuck you're not. You can't because we can't get paid for it. I can barely get access to the account. Right. Right. Right. So now actually that is that I was working on the hoodie today. We are, I mean, I am going to,

Speaker: Get ready and post post that link out on She did you did a nice job designing it using the logo I designed It was a joint effort. It was a joint effort. It's still a cool mug

Speaker: Well, I want to see how how the logo came out because it looks good with the black background. I was worried about it showing the black background as opposed to a removed background. Does that make sense? Yeah, no, it looks it looks really cool, though. Let's see if I can find it.

Speaker: Cameron sent it to me. It says, it says, it's not coffee. And then in, in italics, it says it's, it's, it's beer on one side. I mean, on the other side, it says nonsensical nonsense. I just posted it in our group chat word. So yeah, like I said, Mike will be joining us here shortly. Hopefully he's not too late. Cause I do want to get into the,

Speaker: The top ten, all that fun stuff. I want to announce the champion. I had a little bit of news tonight if we can get to it, but of course I want to get into the second part of the top ten.

Speaker: Top 10's, you know, it gets us distracted. Well, lately I've been - I've been - The list of when, when each movie came out. Well then this one, then this one. You're glitching, you might have to close some of your windows. Um.

Speaker: Yeah, I know that's, I've been trying to pick, I've been trying to, and I know that they've been four -parters, five -parters, this, that, or the other thing, I'm just checking on microclic. But I've been trying to pick the lists that are gonna be a little bit more intriguing. We can have a little bit of discussions about

Speaker: Sure. And we can also maybe learn a little something. It's not every day you can say you listen to nonsensical nonsense and learn something. You're right. Cam, Cam. Congrats on the first one. It does look amazing. Holy shit. I'm impressed with myself. Blaze didn't check us out on social media and I'll post pictures of it.

Speaker: Yeah, that's the only thing. Like, we have merchandise. There's none of us can afford to buy it. Not right now, you're right. But I'm hoping. Some of the stuff, it won't send to me. I'd have to send it to, like, my mom or FedEx or to me and all this. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, no kidding. Cam says I learned who to tell my children not to be black. If your kids were like me, then they would be amazing. They would be awesome. I'm an awesome role model. How dare you. His daughter used to be terrified of me. I was the guy with the scary voice. Because she'd get on the headset when Cam and I were playing his oldest daughter. Cam and I would be playing Call of Duty and I'd go.

Speaker: Hi Gracie, what are you doing, little girl? I said, all right, daddy's the guy with the scary voice.

Speaker: But Cam would fuck with her, and he'd be like, hey, my friend wants to say hi to you. And she's like, is it the scary guy? And he's like, no, it's not. And then she got out there. It wasn't until just recently that she's now she's my friend. It's me. I have a quick story. Now she's my friend. She got mad at me because she was trying to teach me how to spell her name. And we were talking on the headset. And she was like, G? And I was like, B? And she's like, no, G? And I was like, C? She's like, no, G? Like, j -j -j. And I'm like, yeah, T?

Speaker: Asshole. That's a dick move. But she was laughing. I have the win for dick move of the week. So my wife with the kids being out of town, grandmas, and she just getting home from town, we're out picking a few things up and I said, hey, you know what sounds good? Let's go to Dairy Queen.

Speaker: I went over to Dairy Queen and I got my blizzard and I finished it. She was still working on here and I was like, I'm going to go outside for a cigarette. Well, where we sat was right by a window. And I cover her up and I tap on the window and I go... As a joke, thinking she would be like, ha ha ha, you're funny, fucker. She jumped and snapped her spoon and half.

Speaker: Damn, you're going to beat your ass. I laughed so hard that everybody in the very way was like, tell us wrong with a white boy. Her 25 minute straight, she just, she was like, stop. I just feel yourself laughing being somebody else's man. You were a mess. Oh, he's so funny. Ah, the joys.

Speaker: Yeah, that's like being a parent. I scare my kids all the time. Oh, yeah I was scrolling through TikTok today and there was a video that popped up and it was like that a year award goes to this man right here.

Speaker: And it showed a dad walking through Walmart with his son and his daughter. And his son was a little bit older. He looked like he was like 12, 11 or 12. And they're walking down. You know how Walmart puts the pillows out in the big boxes in the middle of the aisle?

Speaker: And they're walking and the little girl gets a little bit ahead of them and the dad just kind of starts to slow up a little bit, lets his son get beside him and just launches him one handed right into a box of pillows and just keeps on walking. That's the kind of shit I do.

Speaker: I also get trouble for my kids and I will wander away from my wife and the next thing though, we're sword fighting with the lightsabers. And you'll hear over the loudspeaker, the toys are not for playing with.

Speaker: When when the girls were younger when they would be like looking at like Barbies and all that stuff I walked down the aisle and push every single button that there was I'm gonna just walk and leave them in the aisle by themselves Chicken so if you squeeze the chicken it screams a bag of those just give it a big old hug and walk away

Speaker: Just hug it, give it a good squeeze, get everything so all the air is out. So when it goes, you just walk away like nothing. Biggest to camp for saying we got 80 new followers up here.

Speaker: Yeah, Cam actually went through, I don't know how this kid has so many friends on Facebook outside of the fact that he's that one guy that just friend request every, when it comes up with like people you may know and Cameron just friend requests like 9 ,000 people all in one sitting. But yeah, he invited a whole bunch of new people to the Facebook page. I invited a bunch of people as well this week.

Speaker: Please, it's his funnier reaction from the people who randomly pushed buttons in a hospital. Well, I wouldn't recommend going into a hospital and randomly pushing buttons. He's going to die. Look at him. He went with a damn. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Well, is this yours? Oh, sorry. What's this chord do? Beep, beep, beeee. Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? He had a good long life.

Speaker: Did you see that one guy he got, he used to work at a Walmart and he knew the code to turn the loudspeaker on for everything. And he went into another Walmart and he put the code to the phone that all farted into it. I would have hollered for it. They would?

Speaker: They banned him as in, and I'd like to come back and walk again. And I'd be like, you guys need to take a fucking joke. There's a, there's a, hey Joe. Yes you are. Hey mama Glitch, how you doing? But, but I don't work here. Right. Yeah. Now there's a ton of videos out there like that. I mean, that's like, when I used to, when I was younger and I used to work at Kroger's,

Speaker: After I made a few announcements on the, you know, I wasn't allowed to make announcements anymore because I never called it Kroger's. I always refer to it as Kmart or Oddlocks. I would be like, attention Kmart shoppers, or Oddlocks shoppers. Today we have, or whatever, I would just pick random ass stores or restaurants.

Speaker: Yeah, or just like random ass restaurants. They're like god damn it click right well that in the fact that When I worked at Wendy's we had we had looked like a gas pedal on the floor and you wear a headset not unlike what I'm wearing and some people would when the car would pull up it would

Speaker: trick the weight sensor of the car and you get a buzz in your ear. And you step on the button and answer, hi, welcome Wendy's, how can I help you? I would literally step on and say, welcome Wendy's, how can I help you? And without anybody looking, I'd remove my foot, you cocksucker motherfucker, and just go off to everybody else in the room going, what the fuck is he doing?

Speaker: Just push everybody up, like that would be 375, please pull around. You're a motherfucker and cocksucker. And just lift my foot off, just enough so it wasn't going through. But my boss, I think I'm cursing everybody.

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Speaker: Enjoy that, fuckers! Tony, every time you mention that you're an aircraft mechanic, it reminds me of the scene from fucking... fletching. I haven't seen fucking dickheads. He's like, it's all about the ball bearings!

Speaker: And every time, I can just see you leaning on the wing, going, it's all about the ball wearing. All about the ball wearing. I mean, we had a challenge. We had a challenge one day at work, and one guy cleared the whole plane. Oof. The whole thing. But the best part about this is he's trying to act cool and lean on the plane, and he leans on the exhaust, and it's hot. He's like, oof. Idiot. Idiot. He used to see him touch it for a millisecond. He's like, oof. And he plays it off like nothing.

Speaker: What's going on Tigers

Speaker: I guess I should go put my Missouri hat on, make you feel more at home. Yes. Prick. Every time I have my Michigan hat on, he's like, nice Missouri hat. What if somebody said Minnesota one time? That'll really piss you off. I'll tell you now what's been said, I think. I'm supposed to shop for what we're doing this summer. I'm telling you, do yourself a favor, check out the neighborhood on Prime.

Speaker: Center of the Entertainer stars a new show. It's second season's out and everything. It's called The Neighborhood. It's about a black neighborhood and one white family moves in. Oh my god, it's so funny. Oh, that's got to be funny. It's Center of the Entertainer plays the neighbor and the white guy is Dave. He's very, very, he's from Kalamazoo, Michigan.

Speaker: And he's always like, hi neighbor. And he's like, hi Dave. Showtime ain't grocery shopping. Tony, Tony is always doing something when he comes in here the first hour, either eating or I don't think he's grocery shopping. I'm at a grocery shop and he's on Grindr looking at the time he muscled up Latino men. Swipe left, left, left, left. Nope, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not.

Speaker: Which is left in Spanish for those who don't know I don't Son of a bitch hit the wrong button. All right back page. Oh Yeah No, he's actually it looks like he's online shopping. Yes. I am on our shop. No really Well first of all, I just gotta wait on the money if you go to

Speaker: You can also get the leggings that you said you wanted so much Tony. Are they out? Yeah, they're up. They're up and out. Which ones, mine or the ones you did? I have done leggings. I did leggings. I did, they never... I work the whole playing camp. I work the whole playing camp. I work on F -15s.

Speaker: because I did one where we're on the on the butt just above the butt or just below the butt has a has a Kilmore you know the little guy looking over the edge and says Bob was here on the leggings yeah because it's hilarious

Speaker: No, I just did nonsense to go nonsense. Yeah, I just did nonsense to go nonsense down the legs. And then on the back it has words of heart. It says words of heart down the other leg and then Bob was here. I have to put whole nonsensical nonsense over the crotch. How about that? It's actually harder to do that than you think because of the way you design. I know female designers.

Speaker: No, no, on the app is what I'm saying. No, I'm not avionics, I'm aircraft. I do aircraft, hydraulic, pneumatic work, depot, the whole thing. So I'm exhausted up here on purpose. This is why I ask that all designs be ran by me before they're posted.

Speaker: or by the group. I'm telling you, I'll send you a picture. I have a picture. I sent you. I thought. Because I sometimes forget that the three other guys who host the show with me are still in seventh grade and still have the maturity of a 12 -year -old boy. Hey. Hey. I may be in seventh grade. I graduated high school. I get an eighth grade level.

Speaker: I'm going to cheat you, but I graduated high school. So I'm going to lie. Chris was there. Chris is my proof. Apparently, according to my high school transcripts, I took three years of Spanish and got an A all three years. How? Yeah. I wasn't even in my high school for three years. I had the same thing. You walk into the same shit you always walk into. Why are you so surprised? Why are you so surprised?

Speaker: Yes, yes, Mama Glick. That's what my brother did to me. I don't know. Your brother wasn't at my level. When you talk to your brother, tell him I'm more depo on F -15s. He'll know exactly what I'm talking about. I worked on new drawings on 16s in the military. Unless she's got a Ouija board, I don't think she's going to be able to do that. You'll be able to tell him what I walk into. Tatted DMF mamas. How you doing? No, you good, man. You good. You're sick. You were sick. I didn't know you were sick.

Speaker: Same shit, different day. How you doing? That's because I tried to design too much on Monday. It could be that, too. The website's not very user -friendly. Surgery for what? No. Tatted Mamas was going from Tatted Mamas to... What surgery, Tatted? Tatted Papa.

Speaker: Oh, my condolences. I did not know. I'm sorry. Female, she's fully understood. Make sure you recover, please. Take your time. Recuperate properly. That's just her way of saying she's getting a boom job to me. No, it might be something else. She's going bigger. Someone's going to tell me that we're getting another one. I know. We're getting another one. No, I know. Now, if you're just getting that, you're going to be OK. Stripper pic. Stripper pic. Right.

Speaker: What is stripper big exactly? Oh boy, I'm gonna get you out of the house. Okay. Get me out of the house. I have a preference in size, but you don't know what stripper big is. You're not going to the right strip club. That's all. I was going to say, I used to work in strip clubs and some of the girls were like, Hey, yeah, that's not a trick. That's what I was thinking. Please. Please go back to your doctor and tell them to fix that too big.

Speaker: If you've got to tell them that, that's pretty bad, right? You really want to push it? Yeah, that's good. That's what these guys are going to have to do if they don't stop acting like little preverts and wanting to put their faces on the crotch of leggings and stuff like that. I'm on the butts. I have women that are wearing them. I know there are women that are wearing them. Trust me. I have women that are wearing them.

Speaker: I didn't see you. I probably have more men that would wear them than women, but... No, I wouldn't. The male wouldn't get it for it. They'd be on their own. That's why I haven't done anything. They'll be careful in your marketing. Oh. Don't worry. I'm going to drop this to you, man. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, serious more. I'll drop the shit out of, uh... I'm going to need you to go to the hospital now and stay there. We can't have that. That becomes fatal. How do you know she doesn't already have shit taken care of?

Speaker: Not everything is as serious as you make you rupture that concern. She's also been sick, and she said she has to have surgery. So how do you know she hasn't already been taken care of? I hope they get her in an ASAP before it turns lethal. That's not good. Dr. Tony in the house. It didn't work. I give this to you. I'm used to being a motherfuckers. You should get yourself together, please. I play a doctor on TV. I play a doctor in a barrel.

Speaker: Who wanted the probe? I play. I play. Understood, man. Understood. When it comes to health, I get real. I yeah, I didn't want to say that either. Exactly. That's too much. It's too much about my health.

Speaker: I am healthy. I go to the gym. I feel like it doesn't mean you are. Just because you drive by doesn't mean you go to the gym. I go. I go to the gym. Go take a shower. Yeah, I go. That's not going to the gym. I walk in, say hi, and like. Hi guys. Proof I was here. Selfie. This isn't a v -dubs. This happened.

Speaker: You know, we don't have Hooters up here anymore. We used to have three Hooters up here in the Columbus area. We have one Hooters in Ohio now. I think we have one Hooters in Ohio now. And I love going to Hooters to get a Philly cheesesteak. Yeah. Because outside, what's that? American. Well, Hooters, outside of Philly, for me, they had the best Philly cheesesteaks. Yes. Outside of Philly. Like you said, yes.

Speaker: No, actually, no, well, trust me, we used to, I've gone to Philly before just for a Philly cheesesteak. That's a shame. And my point is what? The fucking, what, and my point is what? About what? Twin Peaks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I can go to the Hooters with you guys, because you guys don't know how to act. I do know how to act. When it began, I would have been up in the house. When it comes to Hooters, I don't,

Speaker: We're not going for the food. No, you know what? I'm going for the food. I go for the food. I go for the food. I know it sounds a cliche, but if you'd seen some of the Hooters girls at the Hooters here, you'd be like, yeah, we're here for the food. I also read Playboy for their articles. Fantastic articles in Playboy. They did have good articles. Let's be clear. They really did actually. I'll kill anybody. I've always gotten for the food, to be honest with you. How to connect your stereo.

Speaker: I wonder if there is one in there to tell me how to fix my record player because I'd really like to get that thing fixed. What's wrong with it? I got some loose wires in the back. I just got to take it apart and tighten everything up. Everything works. I can go out there and I can turn the radio part on.

Speaker: Whatnot and the record part spins. I just don't get any sound out of it So I was talking to a guy and he was like more than likely you just got a connection that's loose or a connection, right? You know, we're just from moving it because it's been since I bought it. It's been moved like eight times I ain't moving that motherfucker again. What's up, Jason? But who wants to show with Lego house? Yeah, I think this is gonna be

Speaker: Is he got another one? Because I seen the one he did yesterday. I think it was. He did some reconstruction on it. He dropped the driveway. He just dropped the driveway. We know. He dropped the whole damn driveway. Now nobody can get into that place. You know what? That was the best thing about Lego. It was built... I never really... I built a couple houses, but I would always build a badass garage with cars.

Speaker: I believe Blaze Buffalo Wild Wings has the great chicken tenders and the potato wedges. I love it. When I go there, that's all I need. The naked chicken tenders with the wedges. You know what? Believe it or not, the leg and neck at home are better than any other wings I've ever had. I don't know that Buffalo Wild Wings are the best wings out there, but I do like their wings. I love B -dubs. They're one of my favorites. I always get the boneless wings because

Speaker: I guess I'm a communist, I don't know. That's what I've been told. No, Bowman's wings are not wings, they're fucking chicken nuggets.

Speaker: They're not chicken nuggets. I'll give them tenders, but not nuggets. Not the ones at the B -dubs here in Newark. Them fucking quote unquote boneless chicken wings are like fucking massive and they're thick as hell. For boneless chicken wings, the Hooters will gag you. They're disgusting. Okay. Hooters has disgusting wings. The only thing I went to Hooters... The only time we go to Hooters, when we go for wings, we go on Thursdays because they have two for one. Hooters used to have a chicken sandwich.

Speaker: I haven't been about 10 years, but they had a chicken sandwich. It's pretty good. They got, I usually go in to get the, the, it's an appetizer. It's four sliders. It's eight sliders and four sets of fries. That's dope. And it's, it's stupid cheap too. I mean, they're not huge. I mean, they're just sliders, but. Sliders, hey, sliders, sliders will keep you from getting DUI.

Speaker: They'll keep it from getting the DUI. Well, that's the great thing about B -dubs or we got roosters here in town. You're going to go have a few beers. You can get, there's no rhyme or reason, and I'm not saying go get fucking blasted, but you're going to go have a couple of beers with dinner. You there, you can eat plenty of food in one sitting and not worry about

Speaker: Well, there was a place they had here that I missed. They closed it down. I don't know if they're going to reopen it because they closed it during COVID, but I don't think it's going to reopen. It's called the sirloin stockade. It was an all -you -can -eat buffet. All -you -can -eat buffet? Ghost pepper wings? Okay, woman, you are savage. I can't eat from here. You're tough. I mean, I like hot sauce and all, but ghost pepper?

Speaker: And even though I'm a lot to eat spicy things, I'm not because they're way too spicy. They are spicy, you're right. I mean, Chris could contest. I can eat a thing of chilies right here on the show. I've done it. Motherfucker ate like three cans of jalapenos or some shit one night during the show. They're called rajas. Rajas are basically they're chopped jalapenos with onion and carrot all soaking in their own juice in a can. And I eat it with a fork.

Speaker: You're supposed to take one out, put it on your taco or whatever. I just eat the whole can with it for it, and then drink the juice. Because it's awesome. But I pay for it the next day, next two days. Thank you. I was about to say, I was just waiting. I pay for it because my ass shoots fire. Yeah, I'm going to hard pass on that one. Fire, fire, fire. See, people in Buffalo are like, the rest of New York. Taste doesn't bother me. It's not hot.

Speaker: The rest of New Yorkers about pizza. They think Buffalo has the best wings on the planet. They're good, but I don't think they're the best. Pizza's trash in New York. I said what I said to me.

Speaker: You heard me. I said it again. I said it again. The hell is wrong with you? You, you fucking die. Breaking news. Tony tried to save, shave Glick's beard. It got killed. He was running away like boys in the hood. No, but when it comes to food, it's subjective. My lady loves my beard. It is so different.

Speaker: Mm -hmm. Like, there's stuff my wife uses. Yeah, we ain't doing that. That's what I said. Hard pass. I can't believe you don't like this. I'm like, I can't believe you even remotely even think about eating that. I ain't doing the one chip Pacquiao challenge. I will do that in a heartbeat. Jeff, will I? Tina, Tina, I got to be honest with you. Place the baked beans. And then put the seasoning on it. It's actually better, because I don't need all the breading. I want the flavor on the meat instead of all the bread to fill me up. So I understand that, but I got to roll with it. I got to roll with it.

Speaker: No, absolutely. I don't know about you guys. Have you seen that show on YouTube? Mike might do it. I don't know what Mike's feeling.

Speaker: Philly Cheesesteaks are the shit with Philly. This is the home of the Philly Cheesesteaks. What are you talking about? They have one wing that is progressively gets hotter and hotter. Oh, yeah. Hot ones, the sauce progressively gets hotter. I would totally fucking buy. Matt. Matt from Black Top Mojo was on one of those YouTube shows like that. There's another podcast or something, and he did that. That motherfucker was eating the hottest sauce that they had on the show and acting like it was guacamole.

Speaker: Now, Gary Vee. Come here. Gary Vee demolished on that show. But I would totally do that show. That's cool. Oh, he wants to show his new house, ladies and gentlemen, if you don't mind. Nice. Show your house, Jason. This one actually plays so it can scare people to see if there are any bad guys, you know, and if they are, he drives away so that bad guy can't get into the castle.

Speaker: Gotcha. That's awesome. Okay. Yay. Yay. No, I am not. I am not in the one -ship challenge. I can't say no anymore. I am not in the one -ship Pachyal challenge. They give you the one little package and it's got one chip in it. I'm in. What kind of chip is it? It's just those peppers. Stupid hot ass freaking chip. You win. You win. No, ma 'am.

Speaker: I have really

Speaker: bad acid reflux. As much as I used to love spicy food and I used to eat it all the time, I can't do it anymore. It's the same thing with certain like ketchups or if I drink a certain type of pop, instant heartburn and it's all in my, dude it feels, it feels like somebody is jumping on my chest. It hurts so bad. So I try to avoid spicy food.

Speaker: Mm -hmm. Bro, yeah. I used to love, I used to love spicy creams. I chased my hot sauce and my hot stuff with Pepto. Yep, you're glitching out. I'm glitching? Yeah. Talking about some hot stuff. No, I, no. I seen it in there and I've been saying no, and y 'all still keep asking if we're going to do it. I can't say no. If I knew other languages, I would say no in other languages.

Speaker: I'm not worried about but that right there. I got a homeboy. He used to bring ghost peppers to work. He couldn't give them away. I can't. I can't be in. You win now. You you the better woman. You the better woman. Milk. You don't you don't need milk.

Speaker: You can't offer milk. You'd be a man and you'd fucking take it. Period. End of story. That's holidays. I've heard that more times than once. Right into that one. Yeah, I did. Fucking softball.

Speaker: I bought a Babe Ruth, I called my shot, I pointed it out. No, because here's the thing. If we did the One Chip Challenge and you guys drank milk or apparently Gordon Ramsay said you're actually supposed to eat something sweet to counteract it. When he did the Hot Ones Challenge, he was doing

Speaker: He was cutting up fucking donuts and eating his donuts. But if you take anything too counteractive, I'm sorry, that instantly makes you a pussy. The fuck ever. It's a ghost pepper. I don't care. I'll be a fucking pussy. I'm not going to put one of the hottest fucking chips in the planet in my mouth. OK, Jeff. OK, Mr. Mainly Man, Jeff. Let's play another game. Let's trade punches in the face.

Speaker: Well, that's a different kind of pain. No, pussy. OK, we'll do it. I get to use a bat. I get to punch you first. But yes, you could use a bat. But I use that aluminum baseball bat. Because I'll already be back home and doing another show when you wake up in the hospital going, what the fuck? Retrain hit me. I don't know. I got the fight. Let's see.

Speaker: Seven or eight years ago, this guy hit me and I was like really? Savagery. Yeah, but was that guy willing? Did he willingly say he would fight the bear? Or Kangaroo? An entire country? There's also some really slow ass people that walk around looking like that.

Speaker: oh speaking of you guys got me on a new movie kick I watched uh Tyler Perry's oh why did I get married one and two

Speaker: Savage, savage. And Malcolm Jamal, a Jia White. That dude, Michael Jia White. Holy shit, he cracks me up in those movies. That dude's got range. He took the shit out of her. He took the shot out of her ass. The best was when, when, when, uh, asshole tells his wife he wants a divorce, and she grabs that wine bottle and cocks him in the back of his head.

Speaker: Janet Jackson Janet Jackson should have gotten a war for that movie She was like she said she said take your A's with you However

Speaker: At the end of the second one, when Janet Jackson's cornered by the late investor at the college and dude shows up and I was like, Billy, did we really need that cameo? You know they had to do it. Hi, I was just wondering. No, she wasn't. No, he wasn't. No, he wasn't. Everybody in the audience was wondering it because Janet Jackson. How did we put you onto those movies?

Speaker: Because you guys, I had never seen a Tyler Perry movie. Agree, Ted Amomas. I agree with that, yes. I had never seen him. And I was flicking, I was looking for, because you guys are talking about Madea is so funny as hell. I watched him just because I've gotten to it. And I was looking for something and I was like, and I saw the preview for the second, why did I get married? And I was like, okay, I'm gonna watch this, I gotta watch the first one. All the movies that are out there. All the TV shows I've told you to watch. All the movies I've told you to watch.

Speaker: You chose those two. All the good recommendations I've given. That's what you chose to watch. Okay, see, we got something to discuss tonight. Excellent. Go ahead and get to your points, because I'm going to toss some shit with Jeff when you finish. I don't want to hold you up all night. We already had an hour. And I know how you feel. This is going to be fun. What's the best Madea movie to see?

Speaker: I want to say family reunion. For my first one? I want to say family reunion. OK. I have to look it up because the only one they have on prime is a funeral.

Speaker: No. Family reunion. Thank you, Teddy Moms. Family reunion was deep. Family reunion was no. No, Teddy Moms, no. No, no, no, no, no. No. I really don't know what she's saying. No. No, no, no, no, no. I wanted to be... Ooh, damn. Ooh, she got on my nerves. Now, tell me, tell me you didn't want to beat dude's ass that told his wife to get off the plane and drive while him and that...

Speaker: Stop, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

Speaker: Go ahead and finish what you want to say real quick, but we're gonna take a break here in just a minute. This is my mic, please.

Speaker: Are you going to storm out? Are you going to storm out too? You got to see the Tyler Perry movie to have Bow Wow in it. That has got to have been one of the most irritating movies. It's had a moment you did wrong. You funny, you right. That's hilarious that you did wrong because you know, I don't know a man that couldn't stand her ass in that damn movie.

Speaker: I forgot the name of it. Can you put the name in the chat while it goes? I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I ain't never seen a single media movie yet. I've only seen like one Tyler Perry movie, and that was the Alex Cross movies. And I was just like, this man dresses up like an old fat black woman. And now he's fighting an entire city by himself. I love the Alex Cross movies. Don't get me wrong. I was trying to find those. When you see that movie, Jeff?

Speaker: No, I'm serious. But if you watch, why did I get married? The first one. Yes. Tell me when it beat dude's ass. You know what's crazy? Let me give you a factoid about him. I think his name is Richard Thomas. Or Richard sees something. It's the big happy family. Thank you. I will never watch that movie again. Watch it once and you're done. I'm not watching it. His name is Richard Thomas.

Speaker: He went to Tuskegee when I was there, I didn't even know it. No, no shit. And a bunch of my friends know him. They was like, you remember him? I said, no, I don't remember him being there. They said, yeah, he was in one of the other dorms. He never really hung out with us, though, because he was in school, but Jesus Christ. Richard T. Jones. But, yeah, he did really well. When he tells his wife,

Speaker: No, you need to get your fat ass off the plane. I was like, motherfucker. And she just was like, okay. He took all the money out of her bank account. Yeah. And I was waiting for Michael White to whoop his ass because, you know, that's when I see Michael Jai White, I think this dude is going to whoop somebody's ass and it's going to be awesome. Oh, yeah. He's got some killer movies. He's got some awesome action movies.

Speaker: And the whole movie, he didn't throw one fucking punch. He tried to choke a bitch. But other than that. Let me reserve comment. Go to commercial. But that chick was annoying as fuck. Tony was going to say sometimes you got to choke him. Listen, not as irritating as old girl in that big happy family. She hurt my soul.

Speaker: That's saying a lot, cause that chick... She's good looking, but man, her voice is shrill. She was worse than Richard Jones in that move. Damn. That's saying a lot. Listen, listen, tell them I'm gonna say this shit made her head. Damn, what the fuck? You gotta see it, I'm telling you. You gotta see it. It was hilarious.

Speaker: You guys real quick before we do jump to break real quick you guys talking about movies and stuff like that and Tony I know you said you're not on it yet and you want to get on it and Jeff you need to get on it. You've got to watch Peacemaker. It's eight episodes. You can fly The season finale

Speaker: God damn if they didn't make a statement at the end of the season finale as far as DC goes Kevin Costner teddy moments. I did see that I Know what it is. I don't think I've ever seen it You've never seen the postman

Speaker: It's like a post -apocalyptic world. Yeah, that was right around the same time Kevin Costner made Waterworld. I watched Waterworld and I said, OK, Kevin, you need a time out. Yeah. I love Kevin Costner, but I put him in time out after Waterworld. Waterworld. You know what? No. I've seen Waterworld. I had to teach you to access. You said, do you realize how possible that movie really is? And I was like, oh, fuck. What's possible or impossible? The dude had gills.

Speaker: If the polar ice caps melted. The concept behind the movie, yeah, but I mean, you also got to remember what, like 70 or 80 % of the world is water anyways? Yeah. Some solution like that? Yeah, so imagine if the ice caps melted, they said it's a possibility. It'd be mainly water. It would be a damn mess. But yeah, yeah, gills. It's evolution. I just don't want to eat them animals. He was down there hunting that big old thing that came out the water looking like.

Speaker: Some of us evolved from gorillas. Some of us didn't fully evolve from the gorilla. Some of us didn't evolve from gorillas at all. I did. I stopped midway through. The strength and the power and the build of a gorilla.

Speaker: My wife is actually getting ready. The Europe trip is coming up, so I'll run through Peacemaker during that. It's eight episodes, but the season finale at the end, if DC didn't pull some shenanigans out of their ass, it's a good possibility. Team Honey, since Chris is the first person in his family to walk upright,

Speaker: That's probably a very good statement. That's fucked up. That's so fucked up. That's so fucked up. I did have a guy that I used to work with. They used to tell me all the time. He used to tell me, you and your gorilla built ass, Blake. This is what it is.

Speaker: be every once in a while. Every once in a while you do. Graduated a year and a half early. That's impressive. I'm a student. We are AP classes on Michael Cameron. That's the AP classes. I don't know what that is. I had a buddy of mine. He could have graduated a year early, but he decided against it. I did too. I remember being at Knucklehead. I graduated earlier for what? This is what I say for what?

Speaker: I said pretty much the same thing. I was like, wait a minute. You could leave early and you're like, no? Fuck, that's just a reason to sit around on your ass for a year. Exactly.

Speaker: No, that's impressive. I love that song. Tony D, the newest mumble rapper. Watch your mouth, Junior. I'm hell with this. He calls you Junior.

Speaker: And he told me the other night, he told me last week that he could beat my dad just because he's got Cherokee blood in him. Did I say that? Yeah, I want my child to support you for 18 years, you son of a bitch. Yeah, we thought that was what you didn't earn. Fuck you. I hurt my whole life. I'm taking out the trash. You got your bail, motherfucker. I ain't never been arrested. I ain't never been to jail.

Speaker: Look, Tony, Tony D just said, skip, skip the whole going out for milk and everything. Tony D just said, I ain't fucking showing up. I ain't never going to be here. I ain't going to give time. They passed you out of mercy. I took it twice. They told me it would come back. For what? Calculus class.

Speaker: But anyways, let's take a real quick break. Hopefully maybe Mike will be joining us in the second hour so we can get the chatters box stuff out. Me and Jeff are going to watch while he's going through the comments of the broadcast. That's the fun of the game. Yeah. So I also got part two of the movie franchises tonight. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I'm ready for that. Let's go play the damn music.

Speaker: We will be right back. Hey, I'm running down. They're coming hot. Time to shock you there, Tony. How much for you, son?

Speaker: Is it for sale or anyone? What's the price for pretty long?

Speaker: Did you decide what you were told? Is it worth it waiting? Is it worth it waiting? Is it worth it waiting gone? Do you do it for me, Lord?

Speaker: Oh, your own cash is killing you, you're the test of money So you do it from the love, all you do it from the money Let's do it now

Speaker: Oh, you went and cleaned it out

Speaker: Do you do it for the love or do it for the money? Do you die young and the wicked? Look at me, cash is king, another gesture, honey Do you do it for the love or do you do it for the money?

Speaker: ś ś

Speaker: Do you do it for the money? Do you do it for the love?

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Speaker: It's a compliment what's it what's it what's he doing Jeff would you say it was in Spanish?

Speaker: May I'm a pony? D stands for the big D in my pen. Bring your tiny little Latino ass over here. I have oil for your muscles. Woman. Woman. Come here, Machichi. Easy. Machichi. I hate you to clam in a cave and talk in motherfuckers.

Speaker: You guys gave me shit for not crying during

Speaker: The Lion King, when they stopped drawing the lion. No, you were 100 % right. I tried on Lion King. Don't you stop drawing a character, and you write a character out? You don't have to be sad for it. We did an experiment. I wrote you out. Nobody was sad. No, but you know what? Here's the thing. I watched The Lion King the other day, not a tear was shed. Really? That's just, I see that's just heartless. You vote your old man card over that shit. I don't know who said that on Facebook, but you're fucking canceled.

Speaker: That's okay. You're fucking cancelled, Facebook user. That's... That's... In all seriousness, I literally got... That part with the hyenas is a BOOFASA. Joe, I shouldn't know it was Joe. I need to crack it up. However, not far after that, I didn't fall asleep.

Speaker: I have been warned, threatened, whatever you want to call it. My girlfriend does carry handcuffs and a gun, legally, that if I ever touch my beard, I will become a statistic. She told you that? Yeah. Impressive. Well, not in so many words. Impressive. She applied it.

Speaker: Well, I'm waiting I'm waiting for Michael

Speaker: Cause I asked all you guys, I wanted pictures of you guys with and without beards. I want to post it. I want to put like a thing together and put it up on social medias because everybody's asked, people have asked before to want to see what we look like without our beards. Like I looked and looked and looked the, I, I used to rock the goatee for the longest time. And that's the only thing picture I have without a quote unquote beard is the goatee. Yeah. The picture you sent me though, it's a thin. Yeah, it's really thin.

Speaker: Well, we're waiting on Mike. That's not what I gave a shit about, my appearance. Yeah. So yeah, once I can get a picture from Mike, now Tony, I feel like Tony's two pictures are pretty recent that Tony sent me. Now, granted, he didn't really have a beard, but I guess for some people who can't grow a beard easily. Yeah, I've got shadow. Thank you, Cameron. Appreciate you. Please turn the show off and come back when you're finished and fully dressed. Act like you ain't never watched me when you've been in the shower.

Speaker: Or was me watching you in the shower? I can't remember. I used to keep, I used to keep Cameron in a cage in my basement.

Speaker: Cameron, by the way, your joke that you, I don't know who told the joke the other day, how many dead hookers it'd take to change the light bulb in a basement. That did not go over well with my wife. She didn't think it was funny. I'm still laughing at it. Well, yeah, that's what it was, Cameron. I made you watch the live feed when you were in your cage and I would shower. I kept it in a cage for like three years. They made a movie about that.

Speaker: Quite a few, actually. It's called The Human Sungabed. Oh, sorry. The movie Black Snake Moan with Samuel L. Jackson was loosely based off of Cameron and I. Do you see what Cameron looks like, Christina Ricci? It took me a solid month to get there. That movie's fucked up, dude.

Speaker: I didn't even watch it. I just read the preview and I said no. I've read the preview. I've seen clips, but I've never seen the whole movie. I watched the movie all the way through. No, I didn't know what it was. I did. I didn't know what it was. It was as soon as it came out and it wasn't a lot of people talking about it. You know, I love horror movies. So I thought it was a horror movie.

Speaker: And I started watching it. I'm like, this is kind of dumb. And then you get into it. I'm like, oh, this isn't what I signed up for. But now I was I was I was too invested. So I couldn't stop watching it. It's like it was. It really was. It was. It was. You know, they made a sequel to that. I don't want to talk about it. I didn't watch the sequel because I knew what the first thought. Here's my thought on movies like that.

Speaker: Some weird fuck. Has he done that or thought about it? Yes, that's my point. And literally wrote it down and turned it into somebody at Hollywood and they're like, oh yeah, this is like, don't go into my basement. One of those, this is something they'll never believe movies, exactly. Exactly. And movies like that just freak me out. There's a new movie coming out that is like that. It's like a found footage type movie.

Speaker: But it's about a serial killer who lured girls. Jeez. Jeez, comment. Mike just called. Don't don't tell. But he said he's at the store trying to find matching him. He's on fire today.

Speaker: But yeah, there's a new movie I just seen a preview for about it. It's like a found footage type movie or whatever. But supposedly it's based on a serial killer who lures women to his house on the pretense of auditioning for a reality TV show or something like that.

Speaker: And then he films himself, torture him and murder him and everything like that. But a lot of the reviews have come out and they're basically calling it a snuff film. Exactly. They want proof that it's not real. Proof that the trolls are alive. Yeah. It's pretty wild. And the preview looked pretty crazy. The worst snuff film ever saw was 8mm with Nicolas Cage. That was hard. That movie's fucked up. That movie's hard. They're not that sick, by the way.

Speaker: That movie is absolutely horrible. Yeah, I've been debating about that, Joanne. But, uh, all right. Let's... if... I'm gonna go ahead and do this. I haven't watched it yet. Yeah, I don't know. I'm undetermined. I heard it wasn't real.

Speaker: go ahead and rock out through this top 10 real quick. If Mike's not here by the third hour, we're just going to go ahead and do, I haven't even heard from him. Uh, I'm just going to go ahead and do the starting five thing. So yeah. Cause like I said, I haven't even, I've messaged him quite a few times and a couple of times and I have not heard, uh, heard, heard back from him. So I don't remember the dad's real what's going on. But with that being said,

Speaker: The dad in that movie was another one of those guys in like the 80s and 90s that was in everything. He always played somebody's dad. His first name's Richard something.

Speaker: So the first name is Dick. Got it. Yeah. No, look it up. Tony's interested. My shit will glitch out. But look it up. The dad and the teen wolf. Michael J. Fox's teen wolf. I'm watching the replay. We're not frozen. We're good. Nope. Yeah, we're good. OK.

Speaker: But just a little recap, we've got the highest grossing movie franchises of all time. We run through the first 50 through 41. We've got The Mummy coming in at number 50. Die Hard at 49. Pink Panther at 48. Number 47 is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 46, The Matrix. Should've stopped after two.

Speaker: Maybe you should have made a second one. I don't know. I'm still undetermined about that. Number 45, Jack Ryan series, which included, it was a Tom Clancy novels based, Humphrey Red October. Clearing President Danger. Clearing President Danger. Patriot Games. Patriot Games. The Sum of All Fears. The Sum of All Fears. Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit. That was on Prime. Lots of actors played Jack Ryan.

Speaker: Yeah, it was on prime though. It was like a prime exclude. John, we said the same thing the other night. Yeah, it was John Krasinski that played Jack Ryan. Number 44 was Jumanji. 43 was Back to the Future. 42 was Airport. And 41 was The Incredibles. Mike's on the way. On to. Take care of something with the family. Fully respected. We will hold it down for him, just for everybody that's asked. Go ahead, Glick or sorry.

Speaker: Well, who said that? Oh, Ted, if almost was asking. Hey, relevant got in this week with her list for bromances. And she sent a backup list. Nice. Well, we'll use your primary list. Only needed one, but we'll use the first one. Or if you want to resubmit one and make it a final, that's either way, whatever it works for you. You got till Saturday. Yeah, you got till Saturday at the end of the show. But coming in at number 40,

Speaker: And I do need to finish watching the newest movie in this series, because I started watching it the other night. And I was kind of liking it, but I fell asleep. It was a cute movie. But it's Ghostbusters. The new one has got a lot of freeze. A lot of freeze. It was really good. What I've seen of it, I got about halfway through it. A very cute movie. Fun movie. It took you back to the original one, where it was fun. It was lighthearted.

Speaker: And then, like, it's kind of cool to see it. Because that little girl that is in that movie, they made her look just... Egon. She looks just like Egon. She's got his... She's a hell of an actress. She is a hell of a little actress because she got his facial expressions, his mannerisms. You know, the way he was kind of... She's even got... Hurts us down like his. Like she doesn't want to see us while she's got him down. Oh, nice jump.

Speaker: So they had four movies From 84 to the present coming in at number 39 I I'm not the biggest fan of this movie series. The first one was good But again after the first one that was just too much but aliens

Speaker: Like the first one after that But there's there there are there are eight goddamn movies in the alien franchise 79 to present

Speaker: uh aliens aliens alien three and a alien so i'm wondering if they're including the eight alien versus predator into that franchise they must be because because there was a few of those that would be there was only four alien movies yeah there was only four alien movies but i think they had three or four the abp movies right

Speaker: You can leave as a friend you can leave But uh, oh God why did it zoom in like I'm old number 38 family friendly movie with the ice age franchise Wow

Speaker: I assumed like there was more in there. Those were pretty good. I thought there was five of them. Wow. No, there's five. 2002 to 2016. Now, this is a franchise that I really do like, and I've yet to watch it all the way through. Coming in at number 37, the Bourne series, the Bourne franchise. I love it. Matt Damon really hit his stride in the first one, in the ones with Matt Damon. The Jeremy Renner one, eh.

Speaker: I have a hard time even though Jeremy Renner's been Hawkeye for so long and he's a badass I just I don't know what it is about him. He's not an action guy for me. No Did you see the Hawkeye series?

Speaker: Yeah, he looked old and rough in that. They did. But I think they made him look that way. He is a good actor. He doesn't scream action. No, he's a great actor. He's not Matt Damon, either. Matt Damon, he's a fantastic. And the last one that Matt Damon was in, they made Matt Damon look old as fuck. Yeah. And when he's in Siberia fighting that Russian dude,

Speaker: And you're like, damn, my name's a little rough as fuck, but he still pulled it off. Yeah, exactly. Coming in at 36, one of my favorites. Coming in at 36, one of my favorite franchises, I actually just watched this all the way through a couple of weeks ago. The Lethal Weapon franchise. Love it. Love it. Four movies there.

Speaker: I literally just watched a listen to a review of another podcast that did a review of it. I laughed my ass off through the entire episode of that podcast. Number 35, the young man in this movie franchise went from being home alone to lost in New York to losing in the Super Bowl this year. Look up Joe Burroughs and tell me that that man don't look like Macaulay Culkin, but the Home Alone franchise comes in at 35.

Speaker: Okay. Okay. Not so much. Number 34. Another franchise favorite of mine. And I'm frozen. Just frozen. I'm looking at her feed. Yeah, we're frozen.

Speaker: It's moving now. Go ahead. Still frozen. Are you sure? Yeah. There we go. Now we're good. But coming in at number 34, coming in at number 34 on the list. Jeff, you and I have talked about this franchise. We both enjoy it. I'm sure Tony does too. But Beverly Hills Cop, which supposedly they're making another one. They're supposed to be making a new one.

Speaker: I heard about Joe. I think we're back. The funny one is the first one is the first one. However, the third one is still hilarious. There are there are with the third one is it didn't have the fat white cop. Oh, tag tag tag. Yeah, tag. Yeah, there's there's four movies to that franchise.

Speaker: I love Judge Reinhold. Judge was excellent. Yes. God. Judge Reinhold is underrated. He's underrated. You ever seen the movie Vice Versa? With him and Frank Savage? Were they switched bodies? Love that fucking movie. Yeah. Coming in. Oh, what did you do? Uh -oh. While you're finding that, you know there's a fan theory about Home Alone and Lethal Weapon? There's a who?

Speaker: A fan theory about Peter McAllister is the main bad guy of Lethal Weapon. He's Mr. Joshua's boss. But Peter McAllister is also the name of Kevin's dad in Home Alone. So the theory is that he survived at the end of Lethal Weapon. He survived the car exploding.

Speaker: Got his face changed to make himself look younger and went off and lived in the suburbs And that's how Peter McAllister was able to afford to a take his family to Paris and be a big -ass fuck -off house That's the fan theory, holy shit Are really diving into complete conspiracy theories Jeff it's like I said, I was listening to to a another podcast while I worked

Speaker: Take the tinfoil hat off, Jeffrey. I sent you the Goonies one, Chris, when I sent you that this morning. And that podcast, their reviews, I'm not going to give them a shout out or anything, but their reviews are actually pretty funny. Go ahead and give them one. Yeah. But coming in at number 33 on this list with two movies from 2003 to 2016, another cute family movie.

Speaker: But Finding Nemo. Hey, good movie. Good movie. Good movie. Those are great movies. I love Finding Dory. Well, technically it's three because they did Finding Dory, too. That's the second one. No, that's the secret one. Finding Nemo was the first one, and Finding Dory was the second one. Good movies. Coming in at number 32.

Speaker: with six fucking movies. I didn't realize this franchise was so big. I knew there was a lot but uh the Terminator franchise from 84 to 2019. Yeah it sounded like it always feels like there's more than six.

Speaker: That movie made over two billion dollars worldwide. That movie made over two billion dollars worldwide.

Speaker: And the domestic box office here in the States, it made almost 1 .1 billion for the franchise. And it made almost 2 .1 billion worldwide for Terminator. And that's at 33. We're only at 33 and they're already - My mother -in -law loves the Terminator series.

Speaker: And I'm like, you're crazy. I mean, this is realistic. Or 32, I'm sorry. I know some junkies myself that was saying how every story was answering a lot of questions. I'm like, there wasn't anything to be answered. The machines took over. The hell else are we talking about? OK. The one I have that's surprising hasn't popped up yet is my Bill and Ted. Excuse me. Excuse me. There's only two of them. Well, there's only two of the defining Nemo. Yeah, but they didn't hit the kids. They didn't hit no. There's three Bill and Ted movies. There's three Bill and Ted movies and the cartoon.

Speaker: And I hate to break it to you, but that movie was not a box office smash. There's no way it makes this list. But on a side story, on a side story to the Terminator being number 30, whatever it was, 32, a side story for you guys in news the other day. The first Terminator VHS tape sells in auction. How much do you guys think that it sold for?

Speaker: Oh, half a million. Half a million. Half a million. Half a million. Not that much. $500 ,000 or half a million. I'll say half a million. Daddy, are you saying $30 million? She's saying $30 ,000. $200 ,000. She's got $300 ,000. She's got $300 ,000. She's got $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000. $300 ,000.

Speaker: the near mint condition of the first print the first print vhs tape of james cameron's 1984 sci -fi classic sells at an auction for 32 and a half thousand dollars that's crazy not bad that's crazy it was a near mint condition of the first part that's why i don't know if you guys saw that there's there's one guy i don't know if you ever saw that reality series where

Speaker: where people competed to deliver stuff across the country where they had like a truck and a trailer. Well, the one guy literally drove around all over Hell's Three and a Half Acres and he bought speed VHS tapes. He had a van full of speed VHS tapes. That's crazy. Now mind you, now mind you... I'm talking like over 300. That's crazy. Right? I mean, Speed was a good movie, but it ain't that good.

Speaker: Now mind you the 1984 at the same at the same auction or whatever the 1984 first print of the original Star Wars film or I'm sorry later this month or I guess next month whatever the case may be. The Star Wars film first print of the original Star Wars is expected to sell for an estimated 60 ,000.

Speaker: which is bananas and I was running hard yes that is the Keanu Reeves movie speed the dude had over 300 copies of the VHS speed but I mean good route to round out the the top 10 for tonight coming in at number 31 part 2 of this list is but I just lost it

Speaker: four movies, 97 to 2019. Uh, the men in black franchise. Hey. Oh yeah. That's right. Cause I got that new Chris. That one was not good. I'm sorry. The story was worth it. What's your story was, but the acting was. Yeah. The story was, but it was, it was Hemsworth's worst movie. Uh, give me a minute on that one.

Speaker: Saturday we'll get into the next 10 on the list. Part 3. He said that was the worst Chris Hemsworth movie. I gotta think about that. He did that one on Netflix where he's in India.

Speaker: That was an extraction. That was a good movie. That was a good movie, but man, the ending was just trash. It was a little weak sauce, yes. Yeah, I mean, they made a point. They made a point in that movie. It was decent, and it was a lot more action than I thought it was going to be, considering it was Netflix original. Yes. Great Netflix original movies out there, by the way. The Old Guard was horrific.

Speaker: I was terrible. It would have been better as a TV series. No, sir. The way they killed old girls. Tony supposedly talked to Mike. He said he would be here shortly, so we're still waiting.

Speaker: I suppose the new Jurassic world. I'm actually not the biggest Jurassic Park fan I do I have seen the movies I do like them my son loves them so That the new one that they're doing they're bringing the original cast with the new cast together. Yes It does look it does look pretty bad here's a funny little tidbit info in Chris Chris Pratt

Speaker: Chris Pratt is carrying that rifle, and he's chasing down a T -Rex, or he's taking it on the Raptor. If you go to buy that rifle on their website, it says, and this is why they use it, it says it was used to hunt raptors. Actual dinosaur gun.

Speaker: It's actually part of their advertisement. They put it up as a joke, but when the makers of the movie saw that, they're like, okay, Chris, give Pratt this gun. That's too fast. Now, because of Christopher Pratt, because he's doing a hell of a job. Oh, I thought he was decent in it. He was great, but Jurassic Park has exceeded my expectations. I have to give them kudos. They're going to run with Star Wars as far as the legacy.

Speaker: They're going to run the Star Wars. But the dinosaurs have always been. And still, if you watch the first one today, the dinosaurs still look real. Of course. They're doing an excellent job. Well, how do you know? Yeah. How do you know? They look believable. OK. I'll rephrase. They look believable. Yeah, they do. I'm not saying real. But I mean, like, if you watch the original Star Wars, even on the Blu -ray newest edition, you can still see the really bad CGI. Yes.

Speaker: So that's one big pile of shit. Okay, she's good. She's good. But Jurassic Park is going to run with Star Wars in my opinion. Because they haven't had a bad movie yet. In my opinion. I would debate being hard. They haven't done a bad movie. I'm not the biggest fan, but... They have not made a bad movie. They are decent movies. Who? What? Jurassic Park. There hasn't been a bad one yet.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. I mean, like I said, I'm not the biggest fan of the Jurassic Park movie. They're all worth the price of admission. They were worth a late night movie day with snacks. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we've been talking matinee prices. We've been talking late night prices. They were worth the price. Go ahead and spend it. Somebody wants to see the new Jurassic Park. Go ahead and do it. Yeah, you just jinxed them, Tony. So next one's going to be dog shits. Yeah, I see that. The trailer's already made. I'm kind of curious how that's going to go. The new Christine. Oh, geez.

Speaker: Yeah. My Christine, my color. What the fuck are you talking about? My Christine. They're making a new Christine. One day I will own that car. My wife will probably divorce me because of it, but I will own that car. But I mean, they did an amazing job with it.

Speaker: With what? Oh, yeah, it did. It was a little mind -blowing. It was decent. They didn't do what you got with Carrie. Carrie was humble, I heard. Oh, yeah, that was huge. When they remade Carrie. I'm sorry, it said it's shot. Well, you know what the thing is, is like, when it comes to remakes of certain movies, I think in the past, like, if you look at Carrie 2 versus It remake, or the Carrie remake versus It remake,

Speaker: When they remade Kerry, they're like, Oh, we're not worried about it. We'll just throw it out there. Well, when they remade it, they learned from their mistakes. We're making Kerry. Yeah. Well, I mean, also, also you got to factor in whether, whether you like him or not. Stephen King.

Speaker: is Mount Rushmore of horror films, guys. Wes Craven, John Carpenter, Stephen King, they're up there. Mount Rushmore. His statue was up there, let's be clear. So, the movies, even some of the quote unquote bad Stephen King movies were good back in the day. So if you want to start remaking them, you have to follow his format. Sometimes they come back, was kind of shitty, but it was still a good movie.

Speaker: What was that one where the dude turned into a cat? That was Skinwalkers. Yeah. Oh, that was bad. Oof. That's a good movie. Was that Skinwalkers? Yeah. Yeah, Skinwalkers. Dude, it looked like he had a lie on the face. Yeah. That's what he was talking about. A little shit in the bullet and maximum motor drive. Those were my two favorites. Yeah, maximum motor drive. Maximum motor drive is one of my favorite movies. There's a dude that has bought that truck from maximum motor drive and rebuilt it. And he drives it daily.

Speaker: Do the eyes glow. That's all I want to know. Do the eyes glow. I will leave. He couldn't buy the truck because the truck was completely trashed out. But he bought the head and fitted it to a matching numbers truck. I do not want to see another picture. No, I do not want to see another one. No, I'm good. Those were pretty fucking good.

Speaker: Shawshank Redemption was not only, Stephen King didn't do horror, because he did Shawshank, he did Stand By Me. But if you read the book, read Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption, versus the movie, they're one on our side opposite. Read in the movie, just played by Morgan Freeman, and read in the book is a white Irishman red -headed dude. Yeah, that's what he said, I guess it's because I'm Irish. You said that.

Speaker: Do yourself a favor and go through and look at Stephen King's movies and TV shows and the man has done a lot. The man is resilient. He was in a motorcycle accident not long before he did

Speaker: After he recovered, he did a guest spot on Sons of Anarchy, and the only way he would do it is if he could ride in on his bike. To my Stephen King? Yeah. Yeah, he was on Sons of Anarchy. I kind of remember that. He played a clean -up guy. Stephen King as hell. He used to be in his movie, too. Yeah, he did. Did you ever see the Lingoliers? No. Awkward.

Speaker: Awkward that's the book that what's her name bar for me, and I don't know who you're referring to I Don't know what look It's me

Speaker: You don't drive a car like this. Oh, yeah, Bobby. It's me. It's a munchy G. How you doing? Stupid. You swiping left. I just like that word. Stupid.

Speaker: I just like that word. Why are you? I didn't talk to you so damn long. For what? What? I don't know. I'm not on Tinder. Is it a Honda? No. It looked like a Honda. I have no idea. I have. Cristina. Oh, OK. It's a white Honda Accord, though, Taddy. It's a white Honda Accord. The bad boys actually want their car. What year? From what? It's a new one. Sitting outside his house.

Speaker: Oh, it's a newer one? Yeah. I'm looking at Range Rover Sports. It's out of the quarter or something. I'm looking at Range Rover Sports, but my wife says it's too flat. I got sneakers and shorts on. I told you the same damn thing. I know. So that's how you know. That's how you know your wife is right, because her and I are actually in a trance and we're on the same page. One time. One time, you guys fucking agree I can't get the cool car I want.

Speaker: I'm just saying, that's how you know that she's right. If her and I agree with each other, then she's right. Y 'all wanna have some fun? Y 'all wanna have some fun? Open the door and just start popping all pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop

Speaker: Some dude lost. All of a sudden a big black man came out and went, what are you doing here? With this in my hand. With what? It's like a little night stick. Yeah. I got that belly club. It's non -lethal. I won't go to jail. They will. Yeah, there you go. This is what a cattle protest says. Yeah, it could be.

Speaker: God, they're in shock as nuts, dad. Shocking right on his balls. I'm going to leave the camera watching, y 'all. Hold on, all right? Just in case. They were sitting there more than five minutes. Fuck this shit. It's a Honda. You'd probably stop. It's Paul Walker. Paul Walker never drove a Honda. Whatever. They're all basically the same fucking cars on passion of yours. Different body kits.

Speaker: They were all Honda's somebody kids made him look like Mitsubishi somebody They all had great motors that car really is just parked up right in front of Tony's house Yeah For those of you who are not watching this go to an hour and 50 minutes under the video replay and you will see See Tony walk up to a random stranger's car outside of his house Tony looks like he lives in a nice white neighborhood, too Yeah, he does

Speaker: You're the one who's out of place, not that kid in the Honda. Tony, maybe somebody should come and ask you questions. What are you doing here? It's this damn door, dad. It's this damn grocery delivery.

Speaker: There you go got there beat the door dash guys as he's like bro. I'm just trying to deliver your fucking groceries. You're gonna have no sound Oh Jesus Lord Jesus Still can't hear you. You can't hear you. No sound He just ran away They just came back

Speaker: Can you hear me now? Yeah. A scared day. What? What is it? A scared day. Oh, I'm going outside, right? And I'm looking. I said, uh, I walk into the car. I was like, you know, I did the state property walk. I was like, you're with me in my culture, right? So I looked. I was like, hello. He turned and looked. And went like this. I said, oh, hell no. Hello. And then he was looking at me like,

Speaker: I said, uh, you looking for somebody? He was like, you're just gonna wave me off. See, now I'm about to break your fucking windshield. Yeah. I said, I wonder if you look at somebody, can you sit in front of my house? He was like, yeah. I said, OK. Just checking. I was just saying, you look like you're looking in a really nice white neighborhood, man.

Speaker: Hey, you're the one that's out of place. It is. You're the one out of place. I love this. You don't love this. You look like he was a little Hispanic. See? One of them showed up. I told you it was Jesus. Hola, Papi. You look like Jack Sparrow. You look like Jack Sparrow.

Speaker: But I did get my groceries. I don't know if he dropped my groceries. But he's just sitting in the car like this. He got his headlights on the house down the street. And he's just sitting there. Now see, if I had a good idea... Can I have my fucking driveway, please? I got company coming. Get the fuck out of here. We thought it was your DoorDash guy. When you came back on the back. What's crazy is I didn't even order any. That's just free. That's all.

Speaker: I put my dick on his window. Yeah

Speaker: Scaring Hey, at least he would have acknowledged me I just put my little pecker on your window now fucking pay attention to me you son of a bitch Are you my dinner date

Speaker: Just walk out there, porky pig in it, no pants on, just a t -shirt. What's up? How's it going? You walk out there all big and buff and scary, and then you tuck your shirt in and buff like more money. Hi! Hey, how's it going?

Speaker: I'm super. Thanks for asking me. That's what I would have done. I walked out my driveway. No pants on. Just a t -shirt. What's up? All my neighbors would have moved. They're probably already considered it anyways. They've seen you move in. It's like right there. There's the neighborhood. Probably got you going down. Everything.

Speaker: You said on Tinder we was hooking up. Right? Hey, baby boy. You said on Tinder we was going to fuck. Surprise. It's not right by your surprise. You made it through my catfish. Can you squirt like a pig? Let me hear you squirt like a pig, boy.

Speaker: I'm pretty mild. That was a horrible movie. That was a horrible movie. That movie still fucked me up. Because you knew I was coming for the asses. Thank you. But at the end of the day, he regrets doing that movie. I bet he does. But that movie put him on a fucking map. So he appreciates the movie, but he regrets it. But at the end of the day, would you expect any less from us, Tony?

Speaker: See, he's like, no. Just straight disappointment. He's like a disappointed dad right now. No. Oh, watch it to make sure there's motherfucker left.

Speaker: He got cameras. He looked, he looked like he was sitting there about to do something, right? And I know they're looking in the car, but you don't just brush me off and sit in front of my fucking driveway. See, other folks would have called the police. I'm fucking cracking wind. She'd be like, hey, I'm talking to you. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Tony, I could have walked out there and just popped a couple rounds in the sky. I would have done. Yeah, that's right. You better drive away.

Speaker: They shoot back. That's OK. Clearly, I mean, clearly they can shoot back because I'm prepared for it. Yeah. But them chicks on the window would say. Back. Back. Boy, where in the place does it say when it was made? This says it was made.

Speaker: Guaranteed fresh until October 2021. We got a few months, what you eat? We're going. Chips don't expire. Chips? They're chips. Look at Wakanda over there. Wakanda forever with this. Watch your mouth. Comment on your glass. Hey, man. You know what? I'm looking for the movie deal.

Speaker: Yeah, I've got a couple of those cups. Not Wakanda. Good looking. The sister of... Hey, you know what? People can clown on... speaking of Black Panther. People can clown on Fortnite all you want.

Speaker: But look up the video of the tribute that Fortnite did for Black Panther when old boy passed away. They had like damn near every Marvel character walk up and they had the big Panther statue and the Black Panther came out and did the arms, and everybody did it too. I'm like damn Fortnite. Mad big props right there, because that shit was awesome. Because there were some characters that,

Speaker: Mm -hmm. Yeah, cuz there were some characters that showed up in that video that when all the characters were walking up that I had to go Paul's who the hell oh That was that was a pretty that was a pretty cool heartfelt tribute that they did on fortnight They did a real serious tribute to Chadwick Boseman for what he did because that was the first billion dollar Marvel movie, too Yeah, very first one. That's what trip me. I want you to make that much money. I

Speaker: I mean, what was that movie that just came out? It was on Netflix, I think. He deserved the love he got. I'm not sure, but the train. Yeah, it was Spike Lee. What was it? The train is actually called the Chadwick Boseman.

Speaker: Oh, really? You hear the movie called The Five Bloods. They went back overseas because it was one of the soldiers that got left. And honestly, Delaware Lindo should have got on the wall for that movie. If you don't know who Delaware Lindo is, he was the cop that was involved. It had Will Smith's wife in it. Chad was moving with Jada Pinkett? No, no, Chad was not in it.

Speaker: it just came out like last year i have to i have to look it up but it's it's a western it's got uh... it's got old boy from uh... it's about the heart of the fall i think so with with with idris elba yeah the heart of the fall yeah that was a decent movie i heard but the train you see when they when they when they're they're breaking idris elba off the train when they're walking by the side of the train it actually says both of them well if i haven't seen it yet i gotta watch it

Speaker: Yeah, it was a little tribute to Chadwick Boseman. Did we finish the 10? Oh yeah, we've been finished. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've been finished. The last one was Men in Black for tonight. Oh. Yeah, no, we don't been finished for a minute. The girl from, wow. Chadwick Boseman's character's sister.

Speaker: from Black Panther. Yeah, it was gorgeous. And she's funny too. She's British, I think. Is she? I don't know. She's British, I'm pretty sure. I'm never asking them that.

Speaker: She's one of those ones that let her on my ass. Just touch me, honey. Just touch me. Leave. Fair, fair, fair. Fair enough. Be hard -headed trying to see what I'm doing. It's eight o 'clock. It's time for a break. It is time for a break. I really wish I could present on the screen. We're going to give Jeff some time. We're going to give Mike some time. Let's go.

Speaker: He said he's on his way. He said he'll play you. Last time when we did the show, he came on after with somebody like, is it over yet? Yeah, he did that Monday night. And I'm like, yeah, it's Monday, dude. He's like, who won? I was like, well, we've been waiting on you. Don't worry. None of your people are in here. They've seen you weren't here. So they ran away. Because, oh, there's the same one. I'll tell you about it, Joanne. We come back from the brick. I'll tell you about ma 'am. I'll just give you a mama's clip. I'll tell you about it. It's a nice stick. It's a taser. These don't work. Well, your blue ones.

Speaker: I like the woodsman. I don't know where the woodsman is. He's still out there. I hate to click off of this, but I gotta find music. God damn. Now, Mondays are so busy for me. I might be able to make it a few of them, but Mondays are just my busy day. Oh shit, even today was my busy day.

Speaker: Wednesdays are supposed to be on an easy day. Today was just a nightmare. I put out fires left and right. You good? In a good way. Who? In a good way. Yeah, Cam, I agree. I already know what's going on with him. I ain't worried. I already know what's going on with him. Yeah. Yeah, we assume. No. We stop asking anymore. He's like, yeah, he's looking at me. Oh, God. Anyways.

Speaker: Let me know where

Speaker: Holy smokes, I do need to be down there. I'm gonna start packing tomorrow I'm not technically I'm not technically in a lease right now So get this Okay, my lease was up here. I'm looking for a song here. My lease was up in November My landlord said, you know, we'll get the new lease together because I told him I wanted to stay for another year I ain't going anywhere

Speaker: Right. And I was like, he's like, all right, cool. You know, we were hoping you'd stay because he's like, you know, we never hear from you. Nobody complains about you. Hey, you know, you're always paying your rent early, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, nobody complains about me because I'm the muscle in this building and I've stood up for it. Well, I've had a couple of neighbors beside me that I've actually had words with their boyfriends because their boyfriends like to get loud and put their hands where their hands don't belong.

Speaker: And I've had, like my old man, the girl who just moved out to the point where after the first altercation, her dad actually came over and thanked me and said that he was happy that somebody was here to look out for us. Right here, I hear it.

Speaker: And he's like, well, just be careful. Let him do something. He can bring all his buddies. Because my buddy has 16 friends. Well, I always say the same line from one of the greatest movies, Clueless. I got a 45 and a shovel. Not too many people are going to miss you. Damn. That's pretty good. There was no physical altercation. I just went out there and had a conversation. I'm very good at conversations.

Speaker: Well, you're sitting here 290. You're 290. Yeah, exactly. Shut up. Exactly. I have great conversationalist skills. I'm a very good person. Nothing to do with what you said. You tell a little girl, see, this is what I used to do. I'll tell you what. If he's a problem, you come stay over here tonight. Don't worry about it. No, I ain't going that road. I ain't even about that now. I would tell him. You can stay in the bedroom. I'll sleep on the floor. I did. I'm going to the front door.

Speaker: No, you can stay right next door, but I ain't about all that. But no, now my new neighbor, I very rarely even see them. My old neighbor, before the last one, I threatened to throw the maintenance bin over the balcony because they were in his apartment and they weren't supposed to be there. Oh, yeah. Be able to say instead of me getting evicted, the two maintenance bin that were in his apartment got fired the next day.

Speaker: I don't care what you're there for. If I'm not home, you're not there. You're the most free rental for that sometimes. Ooh, here's something new for the second hour. I have not even seen this, so I don't know what this is going to be. Well, the second hour break. Oh, OK. Oh, OK. Oh, you're talking about a new song. Yeah, I don't know what to say.

Speaker: Yeah, I don't know how this is gonna go, but let's see how this goes. I have not seen this. Blacktop Mojo, if you guys are not already, make sure you check them out. Make sure you give them a follow. How the hell did Cameron get blocked from Haps? Huh? What the fuck did he do? Well, he said fuck you to Haps. Well, but I don't know.

Speaker: What he did to get blocked from Haps. Hell, that might have been enough. They haven't blocked like half the people that Tony and I associate with. Why would they block you? They should have blocked half the people we associate. Hell, they should have blocked our asses. They blocked Slam. They blocked Slam when I wasn't in Slam and I'm sending a small deal for Haps. Did they really? Is that who you guys were talking about yesterday? Yeah. You logged back in too many times? That's a blockable offense.

Speaker: Yes. You got a four hour city that's on the mobile. Hey Sadie, that is on the mobile. You try to log into me to town to the stop you for about a four hour timeframe. So he'll be back on soon. Mine was doing it for a start. It might've gotten blocked. I don't know baby. But no, uh, yeah. So what I would say it is technically I don't have a lease because when I told him I was going to stay for another year, uh, it was like a month, month and a half before my lease was up. And he's like, I will get everything together. I'll email it to you like they did last year and do everything electronically.

Speaker: Never got it. So, I mean, I could, but I'm a good person. I can also leave. At this point, I can also leave basically whenever I want. Agreed. They have nothing to hold me down. I mean, I'll give them a 30 -day. I'll give them a 30 -day notice. I'm not in a household like that. Yeah. Courtesy, yes. All right, got my juices.

Speaker: Let me do this. Oh shit. Where'd it go? Okay. So I, I've never heard this. I don't know what it is. I just kind of stumbled across it and let's hope for the best. But yeah, if you guys have never heard of black top Mojo, if you don't know who black top Mojo is, do yourself a favor. It doesn't matter what genre of music you like, you will find something by this band.

Speaker: Yeah, you will find something by this band that you like. So go give them a follow on all social media and check them out anywhere and everywhere you stream music. So for the first time on here, because I just stumbled across it, a little blacktop mojo with an ACDC cover.

Speaker: Nice. She said, you ass. I'm sitting here talking about, unless there's witness protectors issue coming up, there's no reason to be an asshole and leave your apartment for no reason. The whole time.

Speaker: Maybe you guys keep pointing out every every time sirens go by that I look out my window

Speaker: I was here all night, guys. Listen, if anybody asks, I was here the entire time between the hours of 4 and midnight yesterday. This shit was funny because I was the first one laughing at you. And then you were the two times saying, OK, you wasn't the only one that saw us. I knew I wasn't.

Speaker: No, you called me out and then Jody called me out like almost the same damn time. I was like, we were just sitting here and all of a sudden it was like they were right outside my window and hit their sirens. It wasn't no buildup where you could hear them coming down their own loss. You lost 50 pounds when the sirens went off. I'm not lying. That butt hole clenched up quick.

Speaker: I'm coming to Mexico. I'm on my way to dominant Toronto.

Speaker: But yeah, let's take a break real quick. Hopefully when we come back Mike will be back We'll be back here just a few minutes guys. Thank you guys for hanging out for a nut Another hour and we will see you in just a few minutes. Enjoy a little blacktop mojo with Ali Venable Hopefully I said that right if I did not apologize Ali but it looks like Ali's playing the guitar on this and Matt might be singing along with her and

Speaker: the the

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Fire!

Speaker: The chick on the guitar looks super young but she is ready.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: That was actually on YouTube last night where she's like one of the top 20 female guitarist to watch in the next decade Something like that Well, I will say she looks like a young lady and She absolutely was shred in it on that AC DC song. So That was Maddie James

Speaker: Oh God, did I just fuck that up? Probably. I thought we were gonna make it through a show with that many technical difficulties. Speaking of technical difficulties...

Speaker: Little shout out to Rob Durham. He was one of our first guests. Second guest, second guest. Second. He was one of our first, but, uh, he was, he was, uh, training for something. His wife posted a picture of him in a flower bed thrown up from working after yard. I think I've seen that. So yeah, that was, um, if any of you guys want to,

Speaker: look that up or look the young lady up and hear her play. That was Ally Venable, A -L -L -Y.

Speaker: V -E -N -A -B -L -E and Maddie James of Blacktop Mojo with a little ACDC for those about to rock. Much better than what I thought it was going to be because I went into that 100 % blind and I was winging it. But with that being said, welcome back to the third hour, guys. Thank you, guys. Those of you real fans who aren't here for one person and hanging out, we appreciate you. I just saw that comment you put on the chat.

Speaker: We appreciate you guys hanging out. We are going to get ready and roll in to announce the the champions, the champions of the starting five this week. Take your time.

Speaker: I'm ready. I feel like you have something smart ass to say to me right now. I'm plenty just like you. I'm reading your mind right now. I'm reading both of your minds. That's the one thing we've all known each other so we can just we know what the others are going to say.

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Speaker: Feel free to do that by emailing us at? Nonsensegoodnonsensepodcast .com. Easy peasy lemon squeezy, my friend. Just like that. I'm Glick. I'm hanging out with Tony. We got Jeff. Still waiting on Mike. We've been waiting on Mike. No biggie. He had family stuff to do. Things happen. We got his back. Yeah, family. Things happen. But yeah, family's always going to come first.

Speaker: You know, well, it's no big deal. I don't mind putting off certain things because there's some things that we need all four of us to do.

Speaker: So, you know, that's just how it is sometimes. And here's the thing, speaking of the starting five, Jeff, I hope you don't mind me kind of stealing your thunder because I'm just rolling right now. Saturday night, we'll be drafting a new starting five. But for the first time, we're going because we had so much fun with last week's and Jeff, I know I kind of came up with this and dumped it in your lap, but you have been

Speaker: Rocking it out dude. Every week the starting sponsors have been amazing the the the I can't think of the word. I lost my train of thought the Subject ideas. Yeah the subject matter. Thank you, sir. See you had to get in my head I had a block but Jeff got around it

Speaker: 25 years, I know what you're thinking. Believe it or not, when we first started, I originally had the top 10, and coming up with ideas for the top 10 was actually really hard for me. However, the starting five, coming up with ideas for that, holy shit, I got so many that I've forgotten to write some of them down. I carry a post -it note back into the pack.

Speaker: from the top 10 because he really let me down with a sports one. I almost fired Jeff all together. It was a top 10 most watched sports in America. And football was number eight. And the top three were cricket, tennis, and golf. It was worldwide, by the way.

Speaker: Oh, on a global scale. Global scale, even global scale. I don't agree with it. But I said it as US. So it was a bit confusing, but it was global scale. So, so, so we fired Jeff, but he wasn't really feeling the top 10. So it wasn't that big of a deal. Um, no football was like number seven or eight.

Speaker: Yeah, it was really low. On a global scale, I think he made it great. No, I wouldn't even say on a global scale. I would be willing to bet on a global scale. Football would be in the top three just because it's huge in England. They're talking about putting in a.

Speaker: Yeah, the NFL is, they are talking about putting NFL franchises in the UK. Yes, now, they've done it before. They did it before and it didn't work. It lasted a couple seasons as well. Because the NFL is National Football League. Yes. So you can't have a real world champion. You can't. No. I'm the world champion. Seven times. I've tied Tom Brady. I'm setting my sights higher.

Speaker: I'm going for the limousine, riding, jet flying, kiss -stealing son of a gun. Your title is about as strong as Michael Strahan's sack title. I thought you were going to say it. I thought you were going to say his T. Oh, man. That man loves his game. I'll tell you, bruh, I've talked about him getting that sack title one time. He got so mad, you should have looked at his face. Terry Pratchett was going to be able to get me my title. I was like, oh. Oh.

Speaker: Britt far fell for you. I respect him for that. You took a dive so you could be the man. Let me go ahead and read off. Let me do it because you're already glitching out. What are you trying to do? Well, it's just loading. Yeah, let me do it. Let me do it because I don't have any issues with things loading. Because you glitch out so bad. Like you're completely freezing up.

Speaker: You sound like a drunk max headroom.

Speaker: Or Max Hendrum, who's like, not only is it killing your mic, but it's killing your whole feed. But let's go ahead and start with the chatter's box. Then I'll give a few minutes. Maybe Mike can make it in here. I hate to do it without Mike, but if we got to, we got to.

Speaker: We literally don't run out of time here. Take care of all the pain in the head, actually. Yeah, I was going to say, we put it off long enough. Yeah, right? But it was something against Mike. We were just trying to hang out and wait for him to get here. You know, we had things he had to do. We do have to announce, however, we did wait on Mike. So that's why we're doing it in the third hour. Oh, that's where I was going before I got distracted. It's fine.

Speaker: Yeah, before I got distracted. He is dealing with family issue. Yes, he is.

Speaker: Your mom wants to know what kind of knife stick it's a, it's a, it's a nice stick and it's a taser and it's also emergency flashlight. I find it to be highly practical. Um, when I was trying to research what kind of weapons you could have legally in the state, you could own a nice stick or like a taser or anything long as you don't have any felonies.

Speaker: If they came to the house and saw it, you wouldn't really catch any repercussions. If you live in Georgia, you're telling me you can't have a fucking gun in Georgia? You live in the South. You can have a gun in Georgia. But what's going on a little bit? What's up, Debbie? How you doing? We'll see. When you buy a gun, it automatically registers it. I have the ultimate nightstick. OK, let me rephrase that. When you go to a gun store and you buy a gun legally, say that again.

Speaker: I have a Maglite flashlight. Not you. I'm talking. I'm sorry. I do apologize, Jeff. I'm not your fucking glitzy. Yeah, you got one of those, like, 6D battery Maglites. Yeah. I got a 4D Maglite, so I've got a couple of them. Well, that motherfucker, you are done. If you buy a gun legally, Tony, which they don't understand. Say it again. Say it again. Why would you buy a gun illegally? Why wouldn't you? Why would you?

Speaker: You clearly have a clean record military wise and stuff like that in your background in the military. Yeah, exactly. That way you can keep it. So therefore, I can see the argument both ways. I can see the argument both ways. You're just trying to do some dumb shit. Yeah. Well, yeah. But if somebody can register and which is why they don't allow me to carry a gun in Mexico, because you're Americans.

Speaker: I bought my gun on the up and up. You put your gun on the up and up. Let me be clear. If I buy a gun, I'm not buying it for decoration. I'm going to use that. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I'm talking about the comments. I didn't say that.

Speaker: You want the truth? We try to buy a register so we can be legal, but once it's registered and it's used, they find us to be illegal because they'll do whatever their weapon had against you. Let's be clear, whatever you possess can be used against you. I do not have a gun. They cannot use anybody getting shot against me, but I can bust them all the fuck upside the head and tell the judge, yeah, I did it. Yeah, but it just don't go randomly shooting. If I, you know, when I carry my gun or my gun being there... If I shoot somebody and I don't want them to know, I don't have the gun no more.

Speaker: Yeah, but that's the thing. I'm not just going to go out really, really shooting people. I had to spell it out for them. I had to spell it out for them. No, I know what you were saying. And I just don't understand why you're on that mental thought process. Because I own my gun. And if I use my gun, it's going to be perfectly 100 % on the up and up. And nobody's going to question it. But let's be clear. People use the gun legitimately on the up and up and still going to jail for using it. Yes.

Speaker: There's an argument, and I would save this for the next pocket. I don't know how much time y 'all got, because I can talk about this for a while. No, because at the same time. But see, I get a few black jokes every now and then, and I got a bunch of retorts. So you got lucky. Have you not heard us in here? No, I'm talking to him. I'm telling him, we all made fun of the race.

Speaker: No, no, no, no, no. I understand. But what I'm saying is, as a black man, not that I am, I was born a black man in Mississippi. That's the old jerk joke. But as a black man, you have to worry about that being framed. I gotta worry about everything. Yeah.

Speaker: Let's be clear, we could follow the law and they'll still find us doing something wrong. Exactly. Not everybody knows every aspect of every law. You're talking to the guy who runs off screen every time a cop car goes by with the sirens. You didn't run, you just looked. I got your back on that one. You didn't run, you just looked. No, because you guys, you fuckers are my alibi, whether you want to be or not. You didn't run. You didn't run, you didn't look. Just while you're speaking over half a black man, this motherfucker's funny as shit. Here's the thing. I already know who that is. I was born a black man in Mississippi in 1942.

Speaker: 62. I probably if you ever saw the movie Panther, they follow the law, then it changed the law to where it was illegal. So what I'm not going to do for myself in the situation, they were used against me. I'm up here talking shit with you all every day on purpose during COVID going through a divorce. So nobody could say I was out there cheating in case they try to find out if I had any other miss Cummings during my separation. You have the greatest you have the greatest alibi of all time because you are literally live.

Speaker: I don't know him, I ain't never talked to him, I ain't never met him, he ain't never been on the podcast. I believe I saw him. You weren't the sole one. They're gonna be like, why does your podcast go for an episode?

Speaker: 77 or whatever, Tony Joy to episode 90. I'm like, I have no idea. Bad uploads, connection speed. I don't know. But honestly, I'm not gonna fall. If I was to buy a gun, I'm gonna fucking use it. Anything I buy, I use. So it's been my best not to have one, because my shit's gonna be obvious. I already told the police down here. I said, if I buy a gun, y 'all gonna goddamn know it. They were like, well, we're gonna make a note to ourselves. I said, do that, please. Because by the time I use it, that motherfucker asked for it.

Speaker: I will use every channel I got to before I destroy a motherfucker. And I will destroy a motherfucker. So I'm just giving you a feeling. I've been down that road. I have destroyed. Yeah. And it's not, it's not a very great feeling. Defending yourself beyond a shadow of a doubt is not a good feeling when they already doubt you.

Speaker: You gotta do too much to prove your innocence, which is bullshit. These will be innocent before proven guilty. And the gun laws are conflicted to me because by the Constitution, everybody has a right to bear arms. But you can still be arrested for possession of a firearm, use of a firearm, or intend to kill. My arms are too massive. They tell me they have to stay covered. They're intimidating. They hog tie your ass.

Speaker: I wish they could fucking hold time my ass. Bullshit's getting deep. Fuck around and try to hold time in and see what happens. I might do a broadcast on that. Good laws around the country and in your area. How specific are they?

Speaker: So anyways, what I was trying to get to was not only giving Jeff a shout out for the starting five subjects. You do them all my good. Anytime, man. You do it. I see where I got it from when I finished. It was me yanking the e -brake and steering this back the right way. No offense. That's true. That does get a... That walks a fine line of...

Speaker: Gun control thing does walk a fine line. I love the conversation. I just want to hear the shit. Yes. I do too. I mean, like I said, sadly and unfortunately, and I know this sounds like such a shitty thing to say, but it is what it is, and I understand having to do things a certain way. Tony, I would love to do a podcast or something with you and me, left and right. Whenever you're ready.

Speaker: cuz cuz I know you're Starting five leaning right so be interesting Starting five what I was originally going with the starting five was yes and not only Pat Jeff on the back and say good job with the subject matter but I

Speaker: This week is a first, that's why I said, Jeff, I hope you don't mind me stealing your thunder. But we did the starting five bromances, our top bromances. And we had so many and we had fun with it that for the first time, because typically Jeff would announce his new starting five. But the starting five for this week rolling into Saturday is a part two.

Speaker: So Saturday we will be drafting five more. I got one there that is the biggest curve ball that you can think of. I have to confirm it before I say it. So Chris and I are going to talk later to confirm my pick. You two take your time. I just want to confirm it. Because I know it's not on anybody's list, but it's a little curve ball.

Speaker: But yeah, we will be we will be doing part two of starting five romances that we will draft again Jay you weren't supposed to tell anybody. Thanks you dick That was supposed to be between you and I football team showers get you every time

Speaker: But anyways, so with that being said Jeff and I were talking earlier We already established Saturday night that it is duos only Obviously there's bromance by definition it is it is two two two men But also Jeff and I were talking earlier today and this didn't really come up It wasn't that big of a deal, but if in the movie

Speaker: and or the show or the TV show if they play actual brothers now this does not include step brothers half brothers adopted brothers because Jeff said you know the blues brothers they were technically adopted so they weren't full brothers much like

Speaker: Step brothers with Will Ferrell and what's his name? I can't remember his name. They were not technically brothers. Dewey Cox, I forgot his name. Yeah, Dewey Cox, Cal Naughton Jr. I can't think of his damn name. I love that guy. It's like a CJ or... Yeah, something like that. What's up, Coach? So, Harry Fauquers, what's going on, Coach? What's going on, Edward? How you doing, brother?

Speaker: Uh, so yeah, no, no actual brothers are not like, you know, I just thought of another one. See, as, as to, to explain the reason behind this brothers from supernatural, they are technically blood brothers. So they do not count. We're allowing it this week. However,

Speaker: Because we did not specify, but they are no longer viable because they are technically brothers. Technically, it's not a bromance because they are brothers. Oh, I just thought of another one. Oh, y 'all done messed up. I'm trying to read the list. I just made up another one. Good day. Best day of my life driving back from St. A. Be careful, Edwards.

Speaker: Jeff your shield is okay, but with that being said let me let me go ahead and run into the chatters box The chatters box we had three entries this week we had Betty

Speaker: She had Wolcher and Jesse from Breaking Bad. I've never seen this show, so I can't really... The Cheddar's Box killed it this week. Absolutely killed it this week. Um, Joey and Chandler from Friends. I like that. Jeff, you look aggressive in that.

Speaker: Uh, they had Jax and Opie from Sons of Anarchy, or SOA. Yes, my brother. I'm sorry, she, not they. Betty had, uh, she also had Dwight and Michael from The Office. Again, I've never really seen The Office, so I don't know, I don't, I don't know the dynamic. Well, yes, it's technically a very good bromance, the, the final episode where Dwight gets married, Michael shows up again, Michael did leave the show because of the fact he would start, his movie career kicked off, but, but yeah.

Speaker: She also had the brothers Sam and Dean from Supernatural and as amazing as those two were together and the connection that they had. They are real life, true life, best friends. They love each other like they were brothers.

Speaker: On screen, the chemistry was ridiculous. It was ridiculous. If you've never seen Supernatural, watch the first season and you'll see those two are fucking thick as thieves. But again, they wouldn't count this week. And to finalize her list, she also had, with the six pick, Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street. Then he had Tina.

Speaker: She had, um, these habit and Costello, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. And I've never seen Harry Potter. So I know those two were best friends. I will Spotify would give me a hundred million. Jay, they'll cancel me quicker than they canceled Joe Rogan. If they put all three of us together, they could meet us at 10 million.

Speaker: I ain't even trying to break their pockets. Just do me a favor, get me out of debt and keep me out of debt for five years. Give us, give us, give us, give us 16, give us 16 million and we can all have four. We can all have four. He's calling your money. But they'll cancel us quicker than they canceled Joe Rogan. Oh yeah. Well, they tried to cancel Joe, but it ain't going to happen. Yeah. Uh, but Tina also had a Crockett and Tubbs for Miami Vice. Good pick.

Speaker: I like that. She had Frank Hardy and Joe Hardy from the Hardy boys. I never that's why I'm after right there. That was a really good pick. I've seen the Hardy board show, but I did read the books when I was a kid. So that's a 30 of those books as a kid. And then to round out her list. She she had Captain Kirk and Spock Star Trek again.

Speaker: Betty and Tina both with really good lists. I mean, I'm more than happy to be. Well, Jay, that's along the lines of blood. Yeah, I guess to simplify it, if they're blood on the show or movie, then they're out of the bromance. If they're family, it's a different kind of love because, you know, my brother's an asshole, but I'd still go to war with him.

Speaker: And then we have a newcomer in the starting five, and she better do a list this week. She came in very strong. All three of them were ready for this one. Jodi, she had Ted and John from the Ted movie. I was so mad, I didn't think of that. I didn't think of that. You've seen Ted. Yeah, the teddy bear. The teddy bear. Yeah, the thunderbudders. They did two of them.

Speaker: Yeah, for a second, they were trying to get Tom Brady's semen. Oh my god. And then, fucking Mark Wahlberg, cover not comment, and dude takes pictures like, er, Mondays. That was the only time the Boston accent got driving crazy. That's the kind of shit we would pull, is posting pictures of us doing dumb shit going, er, Mondays. Yeah.

Speaker: That is the only time a Boston accent did not drive me completely insane. I was in that movie. Her number two pick, she had Concharella and John from Chips. Yeah, I did. Another, Tony, you had that one. That was another really good one that I didn't think of. She also had Brennan and Dale from Step Brothers. Yeah. Again, kind of upset me that I didn't think of those guys.

Speaker: Just about half of it. Oh. My buddies, I know you finished that tank that fast. Nah, just about half of it. But I'm also going to tell them myself, what's up, Jeff? She also had Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber. And to round out her list, she had Wayne and Garth from Wingsworld. So again, three out of three out of three.

Speaker: the Wayne and Garth thing because those movies and that skit on Saturday Night Live was huge when we were kids. Yeah, it was huge when we were again, you know, all three all three ladies. They brought it. They brought it this week. They brought the thunder.

Speaker: They brought it and they were ready to rock and roll. That's why I said I really hope Jodie does another list this week because I want to see all three of them. And I know two of the three are not listening and they have not been listening all night because they're technically only here for one person. But I'd like to see what the three of them bring for a second week of a starting five bromance because all three of them

Speaker: They fucking brought the heat this week. And I really wish we, I really wish we were at a point where we were getting, I really wish we were at a point where we were getting more votes because I would have loved to see how this played out if we were getting a lot more votes between these, between, between those three ladies.

Speaker: That's what I'm saying. Once we start getting like a thousand votes coming, that's when it's really going to be interesting. Like right now, it's going to be interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to make it interesting. A hundred to

Speaker: You're only two hours and 45 minutes late. I'm glad you could make it. We'll have an HR meeting tomorrow morning.

Speaker: You're still technically on probation. It's not so much anything to worry about. Just kind of a counseling. Guide you in the right direction. Don't worry, Jeff's been there. Jeff's actually been written up. It's your priority story, man. No, I'm just fucking with you, man. I knew you were going to be late tonight. You and I talked last night. Neither one of us really knew what was going on. You need a light, sir. Yeah, definitely need a light. But with that being said, we're just finally getting into the top 10. We're doing the chatter's box.

Speaker: uh, list. So we just reviewed those real quick and went through those. Um, but as far as the votes went for that, sorry, I'm pulling up our list now. So Betty had one vote. Tina had two votes. And for the first time on her first list coming in with four votes, Jodi takes the chatter spots championship this week.

Speaker: So congratulations to her, way to come in and put everybody on notice. Like I said, that's, it is tough. Our chatters box is tough because, you know, they don't, they don't have to follow the same guidelines that we do. So if you get multiples or, you know, somebody, if two or three people pick the same thing or whatever like that, it is a lot tougher for them than it is for us.

Speaker: Um, so for all three of them, correct? Yeah. No, no duplicates for all three of them to come up with, come in with, with, with strong list. They come in and no duplicates. They all had their own list and they, they did their thing. So shout out to Jodi. She takes the championship this week. I will say that the chatter's box is a, is a, is a, is a free for all because there has been a different champ every week. There's not been somebody who's, who's taken it every week.

Speaker: So, well, I was going to say is, is I, I, uh, I'm, I'm beginning to, I didn't realize how much coal in, um, uh, Lane's world hat because it's been a Lane's world poll and at least three different, uh, there really has been three different people. Well, it's not only that, but I think, I think what,

Speaker: I think we'll use Wayne's World. Yeah, I think what I think what really you know, also use Wayne's World. Yeah, I don't know the way that was popular movie. Yeah, I think what really kind of. Set, you know, kind of separated her from everybody else was that damn Ted and John. Because that was the clincher for me. That came so far out of left field. And I was kind of bad that I didn't think about it.

Speaker: Really like Jeff and I have talked about that movie we've quoted that movie which one was movie Ted and John from Ted I Think I think there was a point where Jeff and I actually probably more than one occasion. We sang the Thunder Buddy song

Speaker: But, so, ooh, I just thought of another program. I've done the TikTok to that song. So congratulations to you. I actually thought, to be fair, when I said in our little private chat a couple days before the thing, I said, does cartoons count? And like I said, yes, they count. I had a hit and thought that you were going

Speaker: pulled a Ted and and that's why you wanted to count not not what hold the well with that with that being said because you did come in late so we're doing part two this week Mike yeah if they if if it's if it's blood if they were like blood brothers or cousins or if they're blood family and movies or TV they don't count right

Speaker: But with that being said, so congratulations again to Jodi. Congratulations, baby, on your first win. You need to do another list because I want to see you and Mike, unfortunately, Betty and Tina are not here because you weren't here tonight. So maybe you can respond to them and let them know.

Speaker: I want to see those three with, she was here at the beginning. She was here at the beginning. Tina came in at the beginning, but once you realize you were going to be late, there she is now. She's still with you. Okay. Tina, I want you to have.

Speaker: I want you to get a list in and I want Betty to get in. So Tina or Mike or whoever tatted. If you're still here, somebody let Betty because I want Tina, Betty and I want the three to go back up against each other. Yeah, I want to see. I want to see those three go. It's you know, Toto Toto again. This guy, he's in the main event and he's going after Tony's going after the co -main event. Yeah.

Speaker: Did you send yours in? I didn't see it, too. I apologize. Tony's in the main event. I saw it, Tina. I haven't checked it yet. Tony has been. I won't check it until Saturday. Tony said, like, I don't want Tina. Like, every list she puts out is Tina. Tony's in the main event. You know what, Tony? On the pay -per -view. And Tony's going after the undercar, so not, like, the co -main event. The application for best friend has been filled. And I am.

Speaker: She makes excellent picks. She makes excellent picks. She is an absolute challenge. Well, she's my best friend for reason. Okay. She's your best friend. I appreciate that. I'm going to have to get through you. I'm in trouble. Jeff, if we have to, maybe we'll extend it from four.

Speaker: to maybe five or whatever this week, because like I said, I know relevance already, no, the chatters box. The chatters box? Yeah, because relevance already got a list in. We can do up to six. I can do up to six. Tina's got her list in. Tina, Betty, Jody, please set a bet to workers. Anybody else? Like I said, the first six, I will throw up. But I will admit, I'm maybe showing favoritism right now, but I really want Betty, Tina, and Jody

Speaker: in this week's list. I want to see their part two. I want to see their part two to this list. Who gets two in a row or or can defeat Jody in the in the bromance. Well, it's not only that there's just all three of them did such a good job. I want to see their their part two. You know what I mean?

Speaker: Hasn't Betty won one? Because Tina won one. They have a woman. They have all won. But what we're saying is, this is a part two. Well, you're going to compete with them another week. It should be interesting to see that. Pardon the fudge, it was down. Women do a good thing, regardless, Joseph. See, Jeff, on my level, what I'm saying is, I believe he has won and Tina is like, no. Not only is it going to be a head to head part two, but it's going to be a part two.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: But yeah, like I said, I might be, might be being a little bit biased or whatever. You can call it whatever you want, but I want to see those three go at it again in part two. So yes, baby, I'm putting my foot down and I'm telling you, you got to make another list. Y 'all witnessed that. I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't scared or anything, but I said it.

Speaker: You can get away with it. It's so fucking funny because you know. You were not the inaugural winner, Cameron. It shows over with. You know it shows over with, baby. I was just kidding. No. I'll make it up to you. No.

Speaker: I'll just do a list. I'll just do a list for you and I'll submit it for you. Fuck all three of you guys. You're supposed to have my back. So, so who wins between us gentlemen? Cause I'm going to get going. So let me, let me get into our list. I'm going to get you guys reviewed here. So we got these five romances, the main event.

Speaker: Guys are the co -main event don't don't take it the wrong way. You're still at the main event card. You're still making money But Tony D came in with Monopoly money from

Speaker: I was like, we were doing a mansion in here. We were doing an affordment of the money. Where are you still? How did you get that started? Oh, shit. Walmart's here in Newark. Just real quick. Walmart here in Newark sells Newarkopoly. Yeah. And I'm gonna buy it. I've seen it. Yeah.

Speaker: So I still say we need to make that bridge got stolen No, that's that's that's normal central That's up in northern Ohio. I'm down in central Ohio. That's like two hours for me Okay, so Tony D

Speaker: Sorry, I was getting a little tired, you know. Oh, that's whole. Tony D had Ricky Schroeder and Alfonso Riviera from Silver Spoons. He had Kip and Henry from Bosom Buddies. Michael, that kills me, dude. I love that pic, but it kills me because you was reaching. Michael and Kip from Knight Rider. He had Cody and Nick from Riptide. Again, that's another show I've never seen. I literally haven't looked it up. I haven't looked it up.

Speaker: He had judging Mark from a hard cock and a hard cock and asshole. Jeff said it. Jeff said hard cock asshole. What's going on? And then he had Paciarella and John from chips. Michael had Cheech and Chong up in smoke. Nice poll. Dalton and Wade from road house again like that.

Speaker: Spartan Jim from Blazing Saddles. Hey, boy. He had Danny and Rusty from Oceans 11. Again, I'm not familiar with that movie series. I'd seen the first one and that's about it. They are the quintessential bromance on that show.

Speaker: Yeah. Then he had our guys again. These guys have been on the show more than one occasion and in the starting five on more than one occasion with, uh, Jake and Elwood from the blues brothers. And then he had Freddie and Lawrence from dirty rotten scoundrels.

Speaker: No, they were adopted. No, they were adopted. It doesn't matter on this list. We're talking about Saturday night when we read.

Speaker: when chris brought it up i was like yeah but the blues brothers when chris brought it up about the blood brothers and and related thing it wasn't because i thought he was talking about the booze brothers and i said well they were adopted i've seen that movie like and it wasn't and it wasn't uh and he's like no he was talking about the supernatural guys well it wasn't so much of anything that was on anybody's list this week that made me think about it as i was thinking about people from my list

Speaker: I was like, for instance, I thought of Will and Carlton from Fresh Prince. But I was like, they're not really a bromance because they're cousins. And I thought of the brothers from prison.

Speaker: Uh, like the brothers from prison break. I thought of those two, but they're brothers. So that's where I, that's where Tony and Jeff and I got to talking. So that's why I brought that up. Had nothing to do with anybody's list this week. The mayor of Kingford as well. Those brothers even though he was only alive for like two episodes. Jeff had, Jeff had his starting, well, I guess we did six. So, uh, he had fucking Brian Piccolo and Gail Sayers from Brian's song.

Speaker: Oh, I'm sorry, Elliot. What's up, fellas? I am so sorry. I didn't mean to... I was late coming in. We had a lot come on. They were on the chatters boxes. So what's up, man? I'm sorry. Don't shut up. We see you. Oh, also. Elliot's all right. I got Elliot. Elliot's good. Elliot's good. I know who Elliot is. No, you're not. So as far as the list go this week, let me clarify.

Speaker: I'm going to try to do this. PC marriage is okay. No blood related, but also we cannot pick from anybody's list. So if they were picked in the chatter's box or if they were picked on our list, nobody can pull, nobody can pull from those lists. So, but Jeff had Brian Piccolo and Gail Sayers from Brian song. He had Jackson OB from SOA JD and Turk from scrubs.

Speaker: Again, Jax and Opie, awesome. I've never seen the show, but I've seen a lot of clips and them two motherfuckers were tight. And I will not watch SOA because I've seen Opie's death scene and I can't do it. I saw Opie's death scene on TikTok like 500 times before I actually saw it on Sons of Anarchy.

Speaker: And it's worse when you see what's happening. Knowing you what's happening. Still cried like a bitch. And I still had to put the show up for a week before I could watch it again. It killed him. And every major fan was hurt by that. Every major fan was hurt. Knowing. And how you do it. Scooby Dooby Doo. You're not so happy. Because I watched all those most tragic threats. If you watch, I hope you go, in your life. Oh, I hate that one. That's good. I know.

Speaker: Wait a minute, you ever see all of this over here? You better hurry up. I love the actor who plays Opie. I loved him in Remember the Titans. And if you guys have not seen Bates Motel, he was so fucking good in Bates Motel. So fucking good. Spoiler alert.

Speaker: Doesn't last a lot. He doesn't last very long in his in his movies or TV shows. They like to kill that motherfucker You know, you can really tell it after that is a really good actor when you can fall in love with all the

Speaker: I'm gonna let you know I hate it. It's fucking guts and son's manner

Speaker: It's based on William Shakespeare's Hamlet, you know that right? Okay, well you guys are killing me.

Speaker: Yeah, go ahead. Trying to get through this. Yeah, yeah. Jeff also had Sean and Ed from Sean of the Dead, Bill and Ted from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. And he tried to save his list with this pic right here with Andy and Red from Shawshank Redemption. And I will say this, piano reaps keeps getting pulled up in these lists. That's because Jeff loves it. Because people. Because piano rules.

Speaker: and he's not pulled up by a few people. He's pulled up by Jeff. No, no, no, no, no, no, sir. No, no, sir. I'm going to. Oh, no, I didn't use the bus from speed. You got on the piano. That was it. That was more of a shot. That was more of a shot at Justin. But your current reigning defending champion

Speaker: The one and only Glick. Let me go ahead and put this on real quick as I announce my list because I'm a fighting champion. My starting five of bromances were Rocky and Apollo from obviously Rocky.

Speaker: Buzz and Woody from Toy Story. Fucking low hanging fruit. Fonzie and Richie Cunningham from Happy Days. Which is a decent one. Maverick and Goose. Maverick and Goose from Top Gun. Undeniable. That was very good. Everybody seen that one coming. Maverick and Goose? Oh yeah, everybody. That was his low hanging fruit. That was my low hanging fruit. I'm actually surprised you didn't. Optimus Prime and Bumblebee.

Speaker: But I also had Mike Lowry and Marcus Bennett from Bad Boys Barnett. And I rounded it up with my weak pick with my with my weak softball pick. We couldn't play from house party. Hell of a bit. Are we doing five and six? Six. We did six. We did six. We did six this week. I don't know. We'll probably do six again. We'll see how it goes.

Speaker: That being said, the votes went a little something like this. Jeffrey, you had two. Tony, can you please come to the main event status now? Because Tina had two votes and you had

Speaker: 3 votes, so you beat her. Can you please come to the main event now? Can you please come to the main event? It was the Mikey kid. It was the Mikey kid. If you did Doc Brown and Michael J. Fox, it would've went back. Oh no, we got another bromance coming up. I know, I'm on your ass. We got a part two. Oh no, I got a couple more votes. We got part two tonight. Our side wins tonight. No. With that being said. Too easy.

Speaker: The final two in the top five this week came down to Mike and I. And I said it earlier, and I'll say it again. I don't care if you ask for votes, but at least ask them to give us a follow on social media. I asked no one. That being said, I didn't say you did this. I didn't say you did. I didn't say you did. Somebody did for you.

Speaker: So I asked that and I'm a humble champion and I'm a defending champion and I'm a fighting champion and I put my title up every week. And with that being said, came down to Mike and I little shenanigans that went on in the voting, but the final votes were casted.

Speaker: And unfortunately, for Michael, I gotta make a fucking heel turn. Because I'm still your goddamn champion. The NWO? Okay, I was gonna use that too. I was gonna use that. Woo! Hollywood click with the steal.

Speaker: All right, calm down. I'm going to cut you off a bully e -brake on you real quick. As stated, we are doing part two of match four Saturday. We're going to change it up, and once again, do six. And I think we should change the names from starting five to starting six, because I really haven't thought we'd do it six. And I'll run to you guys a bit more. We're not even listening, because it's still being a max.

Speaker: What were the most? In a 10 to 8 victory. 10 to 8. I'm making a heel turn, you silly sons of bitches. So. So. Four. Why? For Saturday. It was 10 to 8. In order of picking for Saturday, myself. Chuck another one up for the bad guys. Then Tony, Mike, and then Chris will be last. So get your list ready. I know, Tony, you said have some. Mike, I'm sure you got some. Chris, I'm sure you got some ready. I have them.

Speaker: like 15 or 20 so we will be doing now I would like to talk to you gentlemen quick because I have to get going but instead of keeping it as a starting five I'm thinking we might change it to the starting six okay already now so everybody could be six

Speaker: So so here here's a question because we're stepping up our game we're getting a little bit more excited We're getting a little bit more fun as far as the chatter box goes for the time being Let's keep them at five yep, and we'll do say but Since I'm just taking it going from being a baby face to being a heel And I'm feeling myself a little bit right now

Speaker: Instead of six, I challenge you boys to ten. I gotta figure out how to get ten in the picture, but I'm up for it.

Speaker: You don't even know how to put a fire picture, but that's okay. Well, you gotta keep it short. When you pick your subject matter, you have to keep it short and sweet. So keep it simple, stupid. So don't ask for one -liners because you know Mike and Tony are bringing speeches. You want ten?

Speaker: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute Tom Brady has seven I now have eight Yeah, I'm pretty sure I want ten

Speaker: Okay. All right. I'm five. I'm five away. I'm five away. I'm five away. And when I win my 14th title, I'm just going to let you guys know when I win my 14th championship, you know, I like to play my music and all that stuff.

Speaker: I will steal the music. It's not his music anymore. It is my music. For the great Ric Flair, that'll be forever my music. Ric Flair is never allowed to use that ever again. You heard what I said, Ric Flair. I'm sure he's got something to say about it. Do you want me to put on this? I wish he would. Do you want me to put on this? No, I love Ric Flair. I don't want to fight him. I'm just telling him he can't use his interest music anymore. Well, I mean, he's probably really holding the crepit by now.

Speaker: No, he's old and definitely decrepit. And he almost died six times. I don't want to fight him. I'm just letting him know that he can't use his music anymore. Once I become the... No, wait. I think I've got to get to 16. I think he's the 16th time. I'm sorry. I need to win... I need to win nine more. And then I retire his music from him and I use it. But I've completed my six pack. The only thing I know...

Speaker: That's the only six pack here again. But the only thing I know, I just bought a six pack tonight. Either you see yourself as a hero or you live long enough to be the villain. Ooh, nice. Nice. I was a hero, now I'm a villain. I made a heel turn. From the championships, people love an underdog story. Ever heard of a superhero?

Speaker: I'm gonna go buy spray paint, spray paint E &WO on this belt. You made me take a heel turn. Actually, I would be kind of like, that would be pretty impressive that you do E &WO. I expect you to

Speaker: That's even better. That's a good one, Mike. I am doing that. I am doing that. I am doing that. I am doing that. I'm going to get paint this weekend and my belt's going to have NGO on the belt. That's a hell of an idea, Michael, corporate.

Speaker: So it's going to be on shirts. It's going to be on shirts. You can buy it. It's going to have a championship belt on the, on the, on the, on the front of the shirt. It's going to say NGO on it. Nonsensical nonsense on the back. Yeah, that was good. I liked that. Michael, that was good. Let's go do a quick wrap up and exit song. Cause I have to get to bed because I have worked them all.

Speaker: No, I got worked on there, too. Tiny's fighting on a four -way mud wrestling. Considering that... What? I think I'm... Everybody on here has a step for a kite with Glick and maybe Tony D. That would be interesting. I'm not interested. I know him. I know him. Only with tiny, muscled -up Latino men will he mud wrestle. Only mud wrestling women, regardless. Oh, Jeff would be no problem. It'd be like...

Speaker: Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete. Esquete.

Speaker: A four -way wrestling that would be interesting is what I said. I'm not my wrestler. I heard bad news, but you know what? I do a full karate kid and sweep the leg. Take out your knees. I have to reach the leg. My go -to first, Tony. I'm not getting in the mood with you motherfuckers, Coach Moore. I'm just not. I'm with Tony. I'm not getting in the mud with you guys, but I'll get in the ring.

Speaker: I don't even want to fight y 'all. But I have a bad feeling that, unfortunately for Mike and Tony, or Mike and Jeff, Tony and I would throw a curve ball and swerve your asses and just double team you. I'm not even happy, y 'all. There's people that want to get in the ring, but y 'all get to pass us. I mean, are you still trying to? The guy finally made it to main event status, and he's still living in a co -main event world. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, if you're going to be a champion, you've got to carry yourself properly.

Speaker: carry myself properly. I defend my championship every week. I'm a fighting champ. I accepted welcome. I raised the bar for you guys this week.

Speaker: 10. Fuck 6. Fuck 7. Give me 10. That's Jay. That's not what he said. Give me 10. Give me 10. Mike, don't listen to Jay. Mike, don't listen to Jay. Don't listen to Jay. Jay Jay be on one. Don't don't don't. I got Jay's going to get smacked around too. Jay's going to think he's be on the outside of the ring not doing anything minding his business. He's going to get smacked around too. He's going to get a chair. Oh god you motherfuckers.

Speaker: But since I had to wait until the end of the show this week, Saturday night, I'm going to wear this bad boy with the newly christened NGO across it. So get you one of the magnum 44 markers, Chris. Ready? I think I have something at work I can, I can pick up and, but we do need to wrap this up. What's that? It gives you something to do.

Speaker: Yeah, right at work. Oh, I actually had to work today. I know exactly how hard you were. Jeff calls me during the day. I talked to Jody during the three hours of the time. Click nation. No shit. Yeah. I snapped them in with three hours later, like, oh, I'm sorry, bro. I was making a nap. What's up? I'm like, really? You're a nation of Glick, Legion of Glick, Glick World. L .O .G. More boys. Glick World War. Three more. What?

Speaker: Man, I said you got to go put the kids to bed. Let's go. The L .O .G. That's what's up. Join the L .O .G., the Legion of Glick, and only a wrestling fan will understand what that is. It's true. Meanwhile, in the Legion of Doom. Sorry. You keep using that. Well, yeah. Taxi Legion of Doom. Yeah, beans. Degeneration hat.

Speaker: No, that's what the followers will be. That's what my followers will be. They'll be the LOG.

Speaker: That's where the budget goes for is all the payoffs you gotta do for one of these things. The Glitch Age Outlaws. I like that. Yeah. I like that. I like that. Did you come up with that, Tony? I just thought of that just now. The Glitch Age Outlaws. I like that. Hell yeah. The Glitch Age Outlaws. Oh, you didn't know? Yo, I asked for the girls. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, show them the ball. That's girls.

Speaker: I loved it. I loved it. But we do need to wrap up tonight, guys. It was a fun show. Michael, I'm sorry you missed most of it. Are you good Saturday? Yeah, I should. OK, cool, cool, cool. So Saturday night, we'll have a brand new episode. Join us here live. Cool nonsense.

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Speaker: I'll say it again. Join us live Saturday night for a brand new episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. If you don't already have the HAPS app, download it. Follow Nonsenseical Nonsense so you get the little notification that pops up on your screen. Do not follow Tony because your phone will legitimately blow up in your hand from the notifications. It does. It happens. But we will be live with a brand new show. My nickname up is going to be a peeper.

Speaker: Join us live for a brand new episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. We'll be drafting a brand new because the champ has layeth down the gauntlet. And I said, I don't want five. I want 10.

Speaker: So we're going to be doing a starting 10. No, it won't. No, it won't. We're going to fly through it. Make your top 10. We don't need long, exaggerated stories. Just say, I'm just using these because I know they can't be used, but just say, William Carlton, first principality. We've got to get long winded with it. Let's just rock out this top 10.

Speaker: Then we'll do that, and we'll probably shoot for that in the second hour. So the first hour we'll be able to get in here, bullshit, do all of the shit we need to do, and then we'll shoot for it in the second hour. And then the third hour we'll do the third part of the top 10, highest grossing movie franchises of all time. But with that being said, everybody who listened, everybody who watched, we appreciate you guys, we love you guys. Michael, Jeffrey, Tony, I love you guys, I appreciate you guys coming in here.

Speaker: twice a week, three times a week, hanging out with me, shooting the shit. You know, we're doing some good things here, things are coming about, things are happening. So I do greatly appreciate you guys. I appreciate everybody who listens, everybody who watches, all that fun jazz. If you're not already, go ahead and give us a follow on all social media at Nonsenseful Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, the Tiki Taki.

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Speaker: Email us. That's what you said about Gail Sayers. No, no, no, no. I got one. I got one that we all know.

Speaker: and no one can argue how good it is. Okay, fair enough. But if you're listening to this podcast at gpm .com, send in your list. Keep it at five. Like I said, we'll take up to six people. Of course, Jody, Betty, Tina, we definitely want you guys to do it again. Set for the part two, so we can go ahead and get you guys in there and then we'll take up the three more.

Speaker: Yep. So that is a, that is a special request from all four of us. I don't think any one of us is going to argue that you three ladies, we want you in there for our part two. So make it happen. Captain.

Speaker: Oh, I feel like I'm forgetting something. But anyways, we're gonna end the show the only way we know how with our guys in Blacktop Mojo, if you're not already, check them out everywhere and anywhere you stream music, follow them on all social media. And I need to get better at this and I want to start doing this at the beginning of the show. This is your guys's job, not to let me forget this, but special shout out and a special thank you to Rock Lee of EDM Combat for our intro music.

Speaker: When we start to show, I shout them out every time I post an episode, but I want to get better at shouting them out on the show. So check out EDM combat on all social media as well. We're going to wrap this bad boy up and everything up there. Mama Glick, you still there? I'm about to put it on the camera for you so you can see what I got. Yep. We're going to wrap this up with a little, it's become the official outro for nonsensical nonsense. Blacktop Mojo wicked woman.

Speaker: It's got a slow intro, a slow burn, so go ahead and put up whatever you need to put up on the camera. Again, love you guys. Thank you for hanging out with me. Mike, we'll see you Saturday. Jeff, see you Saturday, Tony. I'll see you Saturday. Much love, fuckers. Enjoy a little blacktop mood. Jesus! Well, don't do it yet. Get your old shit chucks right, you sons of bitches!

Speaker: But she lies the blood on the land. She acts as they get through the trees and kill her on the land. She whispers prayers in glory, and she commutes with the dead. She goes and falls into the blood

Speaker: Please don't wait up of the head As I begin to believe she said Wow, longer in the sky Take this life in place I want to live forever And now, spirit in the earth Give me a new voice Maybe you'll come along here

Speaker: Lord, I'm the one who tells me how's the gun and she starts to feast. I lie on her face and she watch my soul

Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good.

Speaker: No, man, like something sharp, something like I can stab defend myself with. I've got some shots of the goggles over there. It's kind of like a red spray. Alright, well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray and borrow your bathroom key as well. I can't get over that.

Speaker: That's gonna be the first question Make sure you bring it back I'm sorry, damn you too

Speaker: I heard both of those remarks, by the way, you asshole. Oh, I know.

Speaker: Oh shit Chuck! Oh shit Chuck! Oh shit Chuck! Don't look at me like that you son of a bitch!

Speaker: I'm all over in the sky, I can't be sacrificed, I won't be real forever. And now, as we're in the end, I'll carry on around, I'll make real time like you. Make real time like you.

Speaker: Give it to him, Jeffrey. Deuces! Michael! Peace out, Tony! Holler at your boy anytime. You already know I'm in here. Peace. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Thank y 'all for hanging out. We'll see you guys Saturday night for a brand new episode. Much love. Enjoy the rest of your week. We outta here.