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Speaker: What is going on everybody every Saturday, it's the freaking weekend Hopefully you guys are enjoying the weekend so far. You had a good week all that jazz
Speaker: Maybe you're having a couple cold ones tonight. Hopefully you're not in a part of the world where it's freezing because the joys of living in Ohio yesterday, it was in the seventies and all last week. And then this morning he woke up and it was in the thirties and snowing. Fun times, fun times for everybody. And anywho, welcome to Nonsense School Nonsense, everybody. I am Glick. You know that. I don't know where the other idiots are.
Speaker: Apparently, nobody knows how to use your phone or anything like that but maybe they'll be joining us momentarily. Maybe they will. Maybe it'll be a short Saturday night show. We'll find out. Mr. Lando. What up, Chris? What up, chatter's box. Mark and Chris at the building. What's going on, guys? Yes, it was in the thirties here, my friend.
Speaker: But anywho, as I said, welcome to not sensible nonsense. If you guys are not already, go ahead and check us out on all them social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and tic -tac. Don't forget you can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday on YouTube and Twitch. And if you can't join us live, that's perfectly okay. Cause we've got you covered. You can listen to us any tear, any tear anywhere. I don't know. Words are hard already.
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Speaker: It is Saturday, right? That's where I wanted to send it to. Anyhow, what a way. What a way to start to show out. Nobody says anything. I gotta keep it sitting out there and continue watching the Michigan game.
Speaker: But yeah, here I am. There we go. And, you know, in kind of a low key weekend. Well, that is sort of, I wound up having a few too many last night. No surprise there. We'll try not to drink too much tonight.
Speaker: last week and this week are kicking my **** I'm not I'm not as young as I used to be. Y 'all. This is just drinking and staying up all night **** kicking my **** I was at home. I didn't go out last I didn't go out last night. I went and had a couple beers but then I came home. There was a little bar down around the corner for me that I go to. There's a band playing down there and they're a pretty good band. I've
Speaker: while back and they're a bunch of older guys, but they do a lot of older like 80s and early 90s country stuff. So I would have perceived that about a couple beers that they came home. Excuse me. I could have used the map tonight or today before the show. But I had so much running around to do today. I went and
Speaker: applied for a new apartment. Well, a town hall might get a seat and say, so hopefully I'll hear back from that or hear back about that soon and I'll be leaving this little baby apartment to a much bigger apartment or whatever you want to call it, condo, townhouse, whatever. So, let's say that I could take a nap and then I came home and started watching the Michigan game.
Speaker: I'm just kind of floundering around because nobody said anything to me about not being here or being here or last I heard everybody was going to be here. So I don't know what is going on and I even talked to one of the guys today on the phone and he said he would be here. But they're not here. Where are they at?
Speaker: That is the question. So, I have nothing ready. The joys of posting a podcast, I guess. What's going on with you guys in the chat? What's up with you guys? I'll let you guys entertain me for a change instead of me entertaining you.
Speaker: You see what I can pull out of my ass here real quick. Oh, do I have anything here?
Speaker: I'm flipping freezing, man. Nice. I'm here, damn it. What's going on? Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. So I started 15 minutes ago. Yeah, well, I got a life, motherfucker. Normally, you ain't got no life. You're probably asleep. You got a life.
Speaker: I'll be in the back. Give me Jason. I'll be in the back. I still was good. Give me one second. I fixed it, maestro. Murphy's business was good.
Speaker: Yeah, no word, no nothing from anybody. Show's starting. Mike said he was going to be here. I don't know where the hell he's at. We were on the phone earlier this afternoon. He's like, I'm going to come in tonight. Is that cool? I said, Jeff, you think you're ready? Come on in. He should be ready. Yeah, I don't know where he's at. I haven't. I don't know what the hell is going on with Jeff. Yeah, I had Jason was out and about. I came back. I was going to take a nap and that's the denominator. I ain't been up here in a minute. Well, Jeff didn't have nobody last week.
Speaker: Yeah. No, he had he had Si up here. Uh Connor was up here and uh my broster came in. Right. And that was all that was all set up before he uh you know before he uh started the show. Hell, I had to set up the goddamn broadcast for him. Let me tell me about that. Yeah. I was like, dude, you know how to set up a
Speaker: I mean, he's never done it though. Has he ever said it up before? Yeah, he said it up before. Oh, okay. That's different. Yeah, when he when he first started, when I when he first got the login information for here, he he kept setting up broadcast on top of mine and I'm like, stop setting up broadcast. Is it just come into the broadcast already created?
Speaker: So yeah, he does, how? So for those of you jokers out there that's been looking for me, I did get out the house last weekend. That was great. Dude, dude, I had a ball. I had a ball. I'm looking for all the people that are looking for you. I see you looking. They out there. Don't worry. They out there. Now you and I both got out of the house last weekend, man. We needed that shit. Yeah, we did. I had a, I had a, dude, I had so much fun last weekend.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: I was feeling like complete dog ****. You were genuinely sick. Yup. I'm like that. This is the first time I've gone out. Like gone out, gone out in like 10 plus years. Listen, we've been sitting in the house. Listen, learn. I'm going to keep my happy ass at the house for now. I see yo ass maestro. You go to Hillhead first. Juan had another Jeff ****
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, let me see. We had a good time. I actually last night, I, uh, I was talking earlier. I went out and there's a little local band of these old guys, these old cats, but they're really good. And they do a bunch of like eighties and early nineties, uh, uh, country music. So I went up and had a couple of beers where they were playing around the corner and watched him for a few minutes. Then I came home and started acting up on tick tock.
Speaker: Yeah, we're seeing your ass up there looking all ridiculous. Cut this shit out. Oh, man. I was having a blast last night. I got my I got my my main account. I got it back. And then the fuckers hit me with a bad last night for for like bad behavior, I think, is what it was. I was like, you've got to be kidding me right now. So I pulled it and they ever turned it. So then I just went over onto our our TikTok page. I was having a ball last night, man. And they're dicking around and
Speaker: you know, I, I miss getting on my, I miss getting live on my main account because that's where all my peoples are. You know, tell about the other one too. I do, but you tell about everything. Trust me, I was, I was promoting the hell out of the show. Some people did come over and follow the uh not sensible nonsense TikTok page last night. Right. Good, good, good. Um, I did not watch the CMH. I didn't watch that.
Speaker: I haven't watched an award show in years, Chris. Yeah, I stopped. I can't I can't do it. Especially like the Billboard or the Grammys or something like that, and they give like. Rock song of the year goes to some fucking BTS or something like that, and it's like that's not rock. Well, they give it to the boys, you know that already, but they're not rock. So I was like, they don't even know what the hell
Speaker: genre of music, you know, music is talking about his bullshit. So I just, I haven't watched award shows in forever. I had a, I had a serious thing I needed to bring up, but I'm hoping I'll wait and see if the other two students show up in here. I'll say, go for it. Well, I got an issue, man. Go. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. I won't wait for the other guys.
Speaker: Well, the question is, are they really going to call? Have you messaged? I said he was going to come. He said he had any message just right before the show started and said he was running late, but I sent the invite out to him. I don't know where Jeff is. I haven't heard from Jeff since Wednesday night. OK, so let's go. Let's go. Mike is going to be here. Oh, and another side note, though, I did. I am looking at getting a new place. I went and looked at a townhouse yesterday
Speaker: and it's nice. It's more than double the size of this apartment that I'm in now. Right. And obviously a little bit more money a month, but, uh, it'll be nice since the kids are here full time to where we'll actually have room and shit like that. But I dropped the application for that today. I fully understand the room. My question is going to be, are you going to be able to afford and maintain it? Not being funny. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah. Um, yeah. That's one of the great things. I mean,
Speaker: I can afford it and everything like that. Just make things a little bit tight. You know, I won't be able to do all the extracurricular activities that I do now, but I need extra, you know, if I need to make a little bit of extra money, I can always door dash. You can always do a dash, but you just got a new gig. And what I was going to say is don't spend the new money too fast without clearing up your past stuff. If you will. Oh yeah. No, my past stuff is good. Okay. Good. Yeah. No, I'm good there. Like I don't have,
Speaker: you know, really the only debt that I have is like my car new and you know, the normal bills. That's the only debt I have, you know, and I do that. I don't have credit cards. I do that intentionally. I should, I should probably get a credit card to help build my credit more, but at the same time, I don't want the extra headache. What a pulse. Um, so yeah, no, I mean, like I said, it's a few hundred dollars more a month, but I can, I can make it, I can make it work. Um,
Speaker: It's not going to hinder me too much, but the extra room is going to be amazing because the bedroom that the girls will get if we get it is three times the size of the one they have now. And they'll want that too, yeah. Yeah, and even Cash's room is going to be like three times the size of what he has now. Plus, we'll have two full baths, which I've discussed out here several times. Now that I have the kids basically full time and they're with me all the time now. You need that.
Speaker: It's World War three in this bathroom. I know it is. That's what I have a question. That's what I question. So, you make total sense. Yeah. But what's your teenage girls? Yeah. Trying to get into the bathroom is not an easy thing. So, no, you only got one bathroom and four people. No, we gotta stop there. So, I'll have my bathroom in the master bedroom and then the kids can have the other bathroom. I'll probably share with
Speaker: Cash and I can have our have our bathroom and the girls can have. I mean, that's what I do here when Jason comes. He can go upstairs, but he doesn't try to. He doesn't want to be alone up there like that. So you crash it down here with me, which isn't a problem. Yeah, well, now that's what I figured with the rooms. Get the girls. There's only one bedroom. The only thing that's upstairs is the one room. So I figured I'll give that to the girls that way they kind of their way from everything.
Speaker: What's up, Busta Rob? Yeah, maybe I had to jump on. It's been a minute since I've been up here, damn it. Blimp needs me. I studied. They feel like they... I need you like I need another hole in my head. Motherfucker, you need me. There's a difference between need and want. Like I said, you need me. There's a difference between need and want. Kind of like you not understanding the actual meaning of jealousy. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker: What a fucking nerd. Who is that? Oh, did they get it? Is that Cam? Who's who? I don't know who that is. I hate that they do that on Facebook, that they don't, that they gotta go out and get that. You know what I noticed? He needs to watch you right, Busted Rubber.
Speaker: I don't need anybody. Just the **** you do. You can't stand being alone. Shut up. Oh, it's Connor. Connor, you want to come up in here tonight? Connor, get up here. Pop a glit. That pop a glit. What's going on, pops? Kind of like you need a quarter. No, you need a quarter. Let's go. Go blue. I heard Alabama's losing.
Speaker: It is Michigan's just throttling Nebraska right now. Nebraska ain't got nothing. Why is that even a question? This ain't the 80's. Nebraska, Colorado, Oklahoma is done. This is not the 80's. And Notre Dame. Notre Dame did just be close in last week and they barely got by. And they barely got by Air Force today.
Speaker: Whoa, what do you mean you got shot? What the fuck are you talking about? It's tied up between Alabama and Ole Miss right now. Yeah. I don't know who got shot. I was trying to send this email to Connor's goopy ass. Who got shot? Just don't know what you're calling. In the comments.
Speaker: I don't see anything about anybody getting shot. Read the comments. Oh, he's got shit to do. Oh, look, he said shot. The fucker can't comment. This fucker can't spell. Is that Jeff in disguise? Probably. Yeah, I got shot to do but all Harris, you from the chatter's box. I think you meant harass. Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
Speaker: Yeah, I try not to call people out on their bad grammar or bad spelling. I can't help it. I'll pay attention. I was like, who the fuck is shot? I generally just overlook it because I know what they're saying. I'm curious to see how that Texas TCU game is going to go down tonight.
Speaker: You know, I, you know, I, I discovered a cool new feature a couple of weeks ago. I discovered how to, uh, oh, it doesn't let me do it on Facebook on YouTube. And maybe, I don't know. Yeah. Doesn't let me do it on Twitch either on YouTube. I can block somebody, uh, right from their comment. That's why you ain't got no fucking audience.
Speaker: I haven't blocked anybody except for the bots that come in. They're like, check out my sex show. And their name's like X, Y, Z, B, R, S, one dash three, three, three, three, four, five. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah. I'm like blocking. Look hashtag tip topper. Yeah. Yeah. User and no profile picture. Get out of here. You're silly. Fucking Connor.
Speaker: But no, I had a good time at homecoming, y 'all. 35 ,000 people were in that city. I think it was the first homecoming they had since COVID. I did not realize that. Social people had that scene in like 20, 30 years, literally, literally in about almost 30 years. People were looking for me, trying to catch up with me. It was like a two and a half hour, three hour drive out there. I went out there, hung out all day, then drove back, went against my own code.
Speaker: But I'm not paying these hotel prices and there's no signal here. I didn't realize some cities, if there's too many people in town, cell phone towers won't work at all.
Speaker: Yeah, but you get too many, it's like jams up the service and shit like that. Man, my homeboy had a hotspot on his phone. I tried to use that and it was still slow. It took 15 minutes for him to get through. I said, this is enough. I had to drive 10 minutes out of town just to catch up on all my messages. One of my friends tried to call me like 17 times, and they started popping up. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Speaker: like Stingray games, hockey down in down in South Carolina. They had like the minor league team or whatever. It's about damn time. You made it. And we would go there but that Coliseum. You made it. You made it. Nice of you to show up. Check it out.
Speaker: We will catch up. It's been a long journey. The chump is here. It's been a long journey. Fuck Glick for changing my damn title. You jackass. You jackass. Even somebody else, Mark, said it when you came in here that you spelled it wrong. No, I spelled it right. Trust me, I spelled it right. You see, I mean, it's factual.
Speaker: I had, uh, I had, uh, for just, there's some kind of, I'm going to fist make you comment. You bitch. I found out that, you know, someone didn't really quite like me.
Speaker: So I've been journeying hard and far over mountains and in valleys and under bridges and in the air to find the last book that I get. And I have come up empty. So I have come back, not victorious, but I am here. How are you guys? With a cane gold on your head. OK.
Speaker: Nerd. You're a fucking nerd. Nerd. You're a fucking nerd. Nerd. No one likes you. Boy, no one likes you. I was like, I'm just like, where in the hell is this story going? Yes. What is happening right now?
Speaker: I'm still looking for that last book that I give. I checked my, uh, my, my, uh, account and I'm in negative bucks. So cheers to that. What the hell are you drinking? No. Ain't no laws when you call. No, no, I'm drinking my own beverage. See how that says my name. Yeah.
Speaker: Who keeps putting this guy in? Tony, I told you to shut the door, damn it. I am guilty of wanting him back. I am guilty of wanting him back, yes. He was here before me that day. I tried to give the proper respect to my predecessors, but you fuckers keep pushing my envelope. I do apologize for not liking to drink piss.
Speaker: you know, I don't like, uh, I don't know. I just ask what it was. I'm drinking my own beverage. Mike sounds sounds sounds like you're you've got a guilty conscience because you know, you're drinking shitty alcoholic beverages. Nobody said anything. You said you sound jealous. Well, I couldn't find the one that I wanted to get because I
Speaker: I saw a TikTok that Mountain View has released. Yeah, they got a Mountain View hard. Yeah, I'm going to have some. And I went to Walmart. I showed you the pictures of the alcohol aisle that is at Wall Street. That's it. Because it's got everything in ABC store. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, I mean, in all honesty, it doesn't surprise me that Walmart's starting to get their liquor license. Just let anyone walk in these. Ever, ever since I moved to Iowa and Wisconsin, I haven't, I haven't been in a single Walmart in this area. I'm actually surprised that they don't sell anything harder than beer in your Walmart actually.
Speaker: Oh, they do. They do. I mean, but it's it's not uh because they have vodka and and and they sell like the pre -made margaritas where all you have to do is add ice but it's uh it's at a lower proof than what you get at the liquor store but like we have we don't get or that crown that peach crown that I I did that just for I did you see that tells you how much
Speaker: They had a whole section of crowd. They had a whole 23. I did not see it on the pictures you put up there, but they did have some in town this week. It's $26 here in this city. They have boxed it up. God bless the mirror. Did you buy all the boxes? 23 bucks. No, just one. Definitely not. Definitely not the $60 that you guys were paying for during COVID, that's for sure. That was unfortunate. Tony said I bought one boxes.
Speaker: Actually, when I went to Tuskegee, a couple of my friends, they had seen a lot of my posts and everything, and they gave me two boxes of crown. I mean, I almost cried. I really did. I almost cried. I love my, I love my friends. No, I am. No, the Kroger here, which is kind of like, Kroger is kind of like Publix or Harris. It's a grocery store.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. I know. I know. I know Kroger. Yeah, I was actually. I'll throw. I'll throw up some **** I know Foodline. Yeah, we have Foodline in South Carolina. We have Foodline, Piggly Wiggly, Publix and we have Piggly Wiggly here. Bilo, I think. Yeah, Bilo. Which is basically it's it's Giant Eagle.
Speaker: Up here. I wonder if the, uh, if it's still called the Bylo center, the hot drink that was in Greenville. I wonder if it's still called the Bylo center there. Yeah. I have no, I have no idea. Uh, hockey team, they had the dogs, the dogs. And it was a shawawa.
Speaker: I was like, oh my god, you can tell we're from the south. Fuck. The dirty stuff is in the house. Kroger's here has a liquor license. So when I, you know, I can go into the liquor store, when I went to Kroger's doing my grocery shopping, I went through, I went through Kroger's the other day and they were doing free samples of this new, uh, new, uh, vodka seltzer stuff. Yeah. Actually pretty damn good.
Speaker: lady was like, would you like it? She gave me like a little shot sample. I took it. She said, do you want to try one of the other flavors? And I was like, yes, I do. Don't mind me. Don't mind me. Just take a shot. But there is a bar. Actually, Mike Kroger said I go to, they have a bar right, right beside the liquor store. So like, if you're up there with your wife, you can go to the bar and have a couple of beers while she grocery shops. And they usually have like sports or something on the TV right there. It's pretty cool. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Glick.
Speaker: Well, in my town, our theaters have bars in them. You can go get drink a beer and watch a movie at the same time. You don't want up. I want up. Most theaters have that. You can drink a beer. There's a fast food restaurant that sells alcohol. Most restaurants sell alcohol. I was buying beer in the movie theater 20 years ago.
Speaker: I think I was too, now that you mentioned it. The only shitty part about it was, and I think it's still like this today, you can only get two beers at a time. Because some of y 'all drink too damn much. That's why. No. I don't know. Yes. I carry a glass right here. Because they're afraid that you're going to go give them to a bunch of underage people, apparently.
Speaker: I'm going to drink them. I don't want to get up and come out here and get more beer when I'm in the middle of watching a movie. They're saving you a place because actually it was 2000. You can get as many as you want to buy two at a time. 2005 -2006. I went to Pensacola. Pensacola used to have a dollar movie theater and they served on snacks and like wine coolers at the movie. I found them to be pretty dope.
Speaker: the woman I was dating back then, we would go out there and go to the movie together. And I had a good time in Pensacola where I really do, I really do, I have to admit that I miss her and the fun we had. And when I found out last year that she had died, it tore me up because I didn't realize how sick she was and the conditions she had were different from what she was telling me here. Because her aunt called me and told me, I hadn't talked to her for a while, her aunt called me and told me that she had passed away and I was at work. And it shocked me.
Speaker: And I said, you know, call me and get a chance. We talked about 30 minutes to an hour. But I always tell people, don't take your friendships, relationships, or whatever lightly. Because somebody is going to pass. You may not realize how much value they had. And I'm just being real. I'm just being real. I mean, people have passed away. And it shocked me. And I didn't know why, even though it had been a while since we talked. But some people are going to realize the time we spent was somebody.
Speaker: It will count. You just don't know when. So anybody out there, I know I'll get on my soapbox or whatever like this. And Mike, Jeff doesn't have a soapbox because it's broken. I don't know why you need to get on a soapbox because Tony with the D, you're like fucking 6 '11 anyways. So I think you're tall enough. I'm 6 '1. Shit. Tony, I appreciate that. I appreciate it. I'm 6 '1. Thank you.
Speaker: Are you two really the same size? Not everywhere. No, not everywhere.
Speaker: I'm definitely bigger in some aspects and the only thing he had, listen, the only thing he had longer than me is that **** beard. Over the years. I think I'm better than you in general but I come up short in one area but that's not really that's not a big fear right here right in the head. My hair's longer than you. My beard's longer than you. I think I weigh more than you. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker: Mark, I saw that. Damn your ass. That's where I was going with it. I was like, cause I know you're, you're about what? 30, 40 pounds lighter than I am, I think. Yes. So who is?
Speaker: Tony. Oh, yeah, because he got that six pack back in April like we wrote down. He actually didn't have a six pack back in April. Like he showed up on the show and he showed us. Here it is. It was six pack of six pack. I'm still a little tuned to that money. Mike, when you talk to the Italian, you tell all them people that was up in here, I said, what's up, Dan?
Speaker: Do what? Who? All the people that was riding. I didn't quite hear you. All the people that was riding with you when we was first all up in here doing the top five, top 10s, all that shit. And all of them, I said, what's up? Every last day, I'm one of them. But you had a good time last week, and I slept my ass off this Sunday. I didn't want to know. I'll tell Tina, you said, hey, what's up? Yeah, tell us. Tell us a little more money.
Speaker: No, I did the same thing. I laid on my couch. I came home when I finally came home. I stayed over at my buddy's house. He was like, dude, he's like, if you're hungry, food in the fridge, food in the cabinet, if you're thirsty, get whatever you want to drink. He's like, you don't fucking feel like leaving the margin. Lay around. I don't give a damn and I did. I laid around that bitch until about two o 'clock Saturday.
Speaker: And it took everything I had, it took everything I had to drive home at two o 'clock in the afternoon. I'm glad I finally understood what mi casa esu casa like, like literally meant because the first time someone did that. I don't know. It came into the, they came into the living room like 45 minutes after they said that. And I was jerking off and they're like, dude, what the fuck?
Speaker: I was like, what? I thought it was Mikasa and sukasa. And he was like, man, that meant like food and drink, not every damn thing. Fuck. And then I was like, I wasn't buried. I just wish I knew the rules before I did shit like that. Mr. Man, Tony.
Speaker: We need to talk about Yeah, we do
Speaker: It wasn't his house. He's over there. He's over there typing Mikasa. So you and Jeff, we don't know what the fuck we're going to do with the shit y 'all be saying. I was watching that kick my ass off. The motherfucker said, did you? I was like, Mark.
Speaker: He told me he started that he started the show with that **** with me. He started the **** show Wednesday night with that ****. What's up man? How you doing? I was like, man, I'm so good and I'm watching the clip. I was dying. I said, you told me, you told me. As soon as we started the show, he gave me that **** and he was like, you know, pigeons die after they after they **** and I was like, I just looked at him. I'm like,
Speaker: Just like Tony comes up in here. I'm gonna get his ass. I'm like, no, you're not Tony. Don't come up in here. What Tony do? Come in there. I see your punk ass kind of kind of get your hands up here. Mark, you need to get your ass up here. Damn it. I'm calling for Amanda man to get on the camera. Get your ass up here.
Speaker: If you've been in chat for over four months, I want your hands on the damn broadcast. Get the hell up here. I'm putting my foot down. It was a good thing. I wasn't there when he did that. He started that shit with me. I would have been like, yeah. And so like half the other races. I mean, fuck. Bees die. Mosquitoes. He said half of the other races. That's species. I'm kind of drunk already.
Speaker: It's going to be a long night, Tony. Yes, it is. You might want to knock an hour off of this one, just for me to do it. It's going to be a long night. So you want to do the fantasy promotion right now? We're going out now. I can't. I guess you can do it. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you, good. You still come back to this party. Well done, man. Honestly, I will say this. I didn't watch any game last week. I have nothing new. I almost got a like. I watched review.
Speaker: I didn't watch any football game this weekend. I had a game on Sunday. It was on, but I don't remember. Matter of fact, Connor, take your ass to bed. I don't even want to, I don't even want to see you up here no more. If you just get off a 24 hour shift, good night motherfucker. Damn, that was fucking rude. It's respect. 24 hours. You got shit to say. Good night. 24 hours. Play some dreams. Why you ain't screaming yet? He can do what the fuck he wants.
Speaker: But go to bed. Yeah, I didn't watch any of the games. I think I caught a piece of the Tampa Bay Rams game. And I think I might have caught a quarter of the whole football game. Other than that, I didn't watch it. Yeah, no, I don't. I can't remember what game I had on, man. I really don't remember. Exactly. Because I was out of it. I wasn't even drinking anything. I was just exhausted. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah.
Speaker: No, I don't know what you know. And he's got a lollipop. Wait now. This motherfucker just showed us a mic for a lemonade. He's acting like this. Mic, special lollipop, lemonade. And he's got a lollipop. And he's getting special lollipop.
Speaker: It's a special lollipop at the Mike's Bar Lemonade. Yeah, you're going down. What is it, dick flavored? It's blue raspberry flavored, thank you very much. But it's a special lollipop. Oh, it's smurf flavored. Yeah, I didn't even turn the damn TV on because Alabama's losing. And I want to lose. If they're tired, they're losing. I know we got to leave by now. Turn off the TV and just
Speaker: focus in on us. Oh, yeah, they're winning. We'll keep there by three. I don't know. Hopefully entertained. What's up? Random Rick reviews are. How you living? I know you're an apology because you're always around here with us, but I'm normally jumping and jumping in the chat of the missing your broadcast. My bad. Man, we was at we were at the we were at the bar last weekend.
Speaker: They had the Alabama game on one big screen and then they have the Clemson game on the other big screen. Hello, Facebook user. On the other. Hello, Mama Glick. How you doing, ma 'am? Where did Mama Glick go? That's Mama Glick. Oh, Facebook. Yeah, I was up. I was up by three with six twenty seven left on the fourth.
Speaker: but uh, the whole bar was going crazy because both Alabama and Clemson was losing last week. Yeah. Of course, you know, they're all Ohio State fans, so they were cheering for a whole other reason. Exactly. I was in there cheering because I was like, yep, we're going for no Michigan should be two or three this week. Not for this number five. And they are.
Speaker: Other than the weather, you know, what was the second best part about not living in South Carolina? What's that? It's not, it's not having to worry about roosters and kitty cats all every football season and not asking. Okay. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Put the drink down. That's enough. What? Put the drink down. Close the Tigers, close the Tigers in the South Carolina Gamecocks.
Speaker: I'm glad he had three cousin kitties and he didn't go somewhere else. I know, but cook the drink down. That's enough. That's what they say that too. They say that too. I tried. I tried. I tried. Just go grab your drink, Tony. Actually, my response is... I'm going to go get my damn drink. Go get your drink, Tony. You're going to need it. I'm pussy. Everyone on nights, man.
Speaker: I had to break down the **** heater on in my apartment. I went from freezing to now. I'm hot as hell. This is what this **** place takes. It goes from zero to 100 and and like that for no reason with the heating and cooling. I'm Paying for him. Heisman, Heisman trophy, front runner, Blake Corum doing a
Speaker: 162 yards and two touchdowns today. 28 rushes. This man has almost 100 more yards rushing by himself than the entire Nebraska offense. Nebraska's offense has 66 rushing yards on 26 attempts. He has 162 on 28 attempts.
Speaker: It's gonna be a damn shame with Blake Corbin with the Heisman trophy this year. And I'm not just saying that just as a Michigan fan, I'm saying that as a football fan, because that kid is a goddamn monster. Is he gonna be the first round draft pick? They talk about him being the first? Yeah, I think they're talking about him being the first round draft pick. I think he might, I don't know if he's - And while we at it, I'm a day late, but damn it, happy veterans did all my fellow veterans, Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard.
Speaker: I don't care what nobody says. I got uniforms and you're serving. Y 'all are branch number six. What's happening? Yeah. He said, he said, fuck you, Connor. Hey, I looked at joining the fuckers when they came in. I was looking at it. I said, hell, I can do this. Space horse. Yeah, I looked into it.
Speaker: send your black ass to space motherfucker don't need me in space you know what we're universal go to space man Jason's ass is up there i know what happens in space i'm out i'm trying to roll with the auto box they got a mission
Speaker: I'm trying to roll with the Autobots. I was surprised you didn't say GoBots or Voltron. I mean, the Autobots can survive out there. Voltron had to give you the help. And the GoBots didn't. That movie hurt my feelings. I'm sorry. Well, I mean, the Autobots technically came from space. Well, they came from another planet. Which is where, Tony? Where is another planet, Tony? USA! USA! USA!
Speaker: Oh, you can recover from pneumonia. Amanda, you know what you need. Go to CBS to Walgreens. Go get the almond hammer, saline spray. It's baking soda for outside of saline. Hit your nostrils every night. You'll be good in two days, three days. We'll do USA, Rick, but we ain't doing Jersey. You got to be from Jersey to rep Jersey.
Speaker: I don't know. Oh, random Rick. I'm not going to lie. I've never watched that movie on Battle of the Rock Lords. I watched it about two months ago. It was tragic. It was tragic. That was pretty much the end of them. Cybertron is two miles south of the Vulcan. All I'm thinking is outside, right outside of Pluto. I really am. That motherfucker got there too. Speaking of Cybertron, did you know that they're making a new Transformers movie? The Beast Wars, yes.
Speaker: Yes, I'm actually pretty excited about that. Did you see the trailer for the new back to the future? It looks good. No, but did you see the trailer for John Wick Chapter 4? No, not yet. Yes, I did. I didn't know they were making it back to the future. I want to suggest that to anybody out there, and not to cut you all off, but damn it, y 'all know what movie came out yesterday.
Speaker: I haven't gone yet. I hate to say it because I had to go see minions with Jason. That's a movie that just came out. I don't know what other movie you're talking about. Just the fuck you do. Okay. Yes. The fuck I do. Yeah. Tony, you should go home and conduct came out. You got your coming to America outfit.
Speaker: I don't drink. I don't get drunk. I don't think I've probably been drunk but a couple times on this podcast. That's just basically just click. I tend to indulge every now and then but it is basically just click. I barely really get drunk. Yeah, I need a few
Speaker: Me and Randall Rick, we got beef. I know he did not say that Michael Bay is trash. No, he is not. No, he is not. I'm sorry. Randall Rick, me and you, Rick. I'm not going to say Michael Bay is trash. I'm not going to say that Michael Bay is trash, but I'm going to say that he wasn't as good as he used to be. I will say that movie, Ambulance, was good and he did it. I mean, like, I liked
Speaker: I like The Rock and I liked all the other movies he did, but. You like The Rock. Oh, the movie The Rock. The movie The Rock. Yeah. Yeah. Michael Bich. You know what I think. I like the first two Transformers movies. I think it would have been
Speaker: I think it would have been okay if they had just left it at that way or the third one. Thank you, Amanda. We love you, too. The first and the second one were good. The third one, they started pushing it. The fourth one, definitely. So we're going to go with the original. Believe it or not, I kind of liked the last night's one, but I don't think that... What's his name?
Speaker: I don't think that what's his name needs to be in every fucking movie. It's he's actually getting annoying at this point. Well, Tyrese, you're right. He is really annoying. So sick and tired of Tyrese and his tough guy shit. Tyrese actually has been. Nobody's buying a baby boy. I will say that Wahlberg, he's not bad, but I think we do miss there wasn't much more that style above could do.
Speaker: Megan Fox was out of it. Mark Warburg was doing all right with them. Which one was the one that he was in? It wasn't Dark of the Moon. What was the other one? He's done the last two. He's done the last two. It was Revenge of the Fallen, Dark of the Moon. It was last night and it was the other one. What was the one before the last night?
Speaker: I don't know. It doesn't matter. There's too many of them. He wasn't in Bumblebee. And Bumblebee, I would say, was the best. That one was the best movie. It was kind of, yeah. Well, the only one that messed up Bumblebee was actually John Cena, in my opinion. I thought he was a kid. That was a child. That was a kid's movie. He was in the age of extinction.
Speaker: Oh, really? Age of extinction and last night. Age of extinction and last night. That was a. No, and like, I see how it is. Oh. Oh, you know what random? The little, the little female Decepticon, the female Decepticon got on my damn nerves, but she was hell. That female Decepticon was something else, but that bumblebee was a kids movie.
Speaker: I like that they use the original. I just like that they use the original and the animatronic, the animatronic, the, the, all the, everything with the transformers. I told your aunt to stop drinking. You don't listen. And then, um, they killed Cliffjumper. That pissed me off.
Speaker: But speaking of any of the movies that they should have stopped long ass time ago, but they keep making sequels for Star Wars. That's serious movie. Start your favorite franchise. Star Trek. Lord of the Rings. You know, you watch your whore mouth when you pass the furious. Saul. I'm going to let you go down for that with the damn stuff.
Speaker: That's a good question. I can't believe that sandwich maker and dishwasher left. Wow. And wait till you see her mother that knows you're the crime is going to **** you up.
Speaker: The independent views of, I suck, do not reflect those nonsensical nonsense. We at nonsensical nonsense, like, believe in equal rights. So, you know, definitely. Do you feel better? Yes. You don't sound better. I'm fucking feeling accomplished right now.
Speaker: Um, I got any, any equal side on my car. Cause I believe in equality. You said that I didn't, I didn't say I do. I don't know. I didn't, I didn't go that far. I just, I just, that every privilege in China had on and go vote for Biden again, a woman should, should also have the same privilege. You know, if what takes a woman should go to jail for the same thing.
Speaker: Equality. We're not going there, Michael. No, we're not going there. We had this conversation earlier. That's all I'm going to say about that. We're pulling in the brakes. Yeah, good. Pulling in the brakes on that one.
Speaker: It's break time? It is break time. I'll find your song. It takes you five minutes before I pick some damn music myself. I found music that doesn't get bleeped on YouTube. Don't make me post something. Every time you play something out here, we get a smack on the hand. Don't make me do it. Don't make me do it. Don't make me do it. I found songs that aren't deep enough. But anybody who likes to go, I ain't gonna say that. Don't make me do it.
Speaker: Jim Carrey, where's your still the best one? I don't know who this rapper is. Who?
Speaker: Oh, nobody's better than Busta Rise. I don't want to. Hey, Rick, this is the whole millennium of this. The whole chatters box. Everybody was like, go to hell. You son of a bitch.
Speaker: Tony walked on the screen. Nope, I'm done with your dumbass. I'm done with this shit. I'm not doing this shit no more. Oh, well timed. This is why everybody makes fun of white people. Tony's like, it's why I can't stand white people. This motherfucker here. FWP. Fucking white people. I can't be friends with you. I try to be friends with you, but damn it. Exactly, Connor. Thank you.
Speaker: Nobody asks you, go to bed, bitch. Shit. Go 90 -90. Well, that escalated quickly, didn't it? I'm just saying, you can't do this shit, man. I got caught. Everybody was pissed that day. Listen, Mike, you missed it. The day he did this, you should have seen the fucking chat. Motherfucker was like, oh, hell no. I got caught, too.
Speaker: Last time he was up here. I got him with something totally different. He didn't know his wife was in the kitchen. And I was like, torque, torque, torque, torque. And then he turned around, he's like, oh, you son of a bitch. You weren't even talking to me. Hell no. Hell no, I ain't talking to you, Goofier.
Speaker: I kind of wonder where, uh, where old Jeffrey is, his wife probably chopped him up and fed him to the dogs. It's probably not about the house. Do you think that she said relax? I just want to watch a movie. She might have. Yeah. Dogs are eating good tonight. That was horrible.
Speaker: That was fucking insane. Oh, what do we got going on here tonight? Music wise let's do Let's do yeah, let's go take a real quick break
Speaker: what I wanted to do. My apologies. I don't even know why it started playing. We'll be back here just a few minutes. And when we come back, gentlemen, I have an issue here at the house I need to talk to you about. It's becoming very concerning. Hey, Stevie Wonder. Stevie Wonder, how you doing? Thanks for being here. Did you get a couple for leaving the toilet seat up? No, fuck all that. This is my house.
Speaker: I can put toilet seat up just, just as easily as you can put it down. No, it's a different issue, but we're going to take a break. I don't watch out mojo for you guys. I can't lie. That is equal rates. If you want the truth, if I got to lift it up, you can put it right the fuck back down. I kind of got to give you quality. Don't come down. You don't even have to put it down just in your best interest to do so. You wonder.
Speaker: Yeah, we're just supposed to see his head pop out the corner, you're right. I told you it's going to take five minutes for you to find a fucking song. Connor's in here talking shit. So? Pick the fucking song. I was reading the comments. That's why your name stands with a sis. That might be. Hey, can you see this message in the chat? I don't know if she can, Rick.
Speaker: Because she's coming from switching you on YouTube. Asshole. Who's an asshole? Oh, random ricks ass. You a funny motherfucker. Damn, you just got to... People taking time out of their busy day to come see us and what do we do? We talk shit about them? That's fucked up.
Speaker: I'm not talking shit about that. Yeah. I am. The big one is good. The big one is good people. That's one of my main followers from half. God bless. I said it. I said it. Oh, we're going to take a real quick break. A little Blacktop Mojo for your ear holes. We'll be back here just a few minutes. Check out Blacktop Mojo on all them socials and wherever you listen to music at Blacktop Mojo. Go show the guys some love. If they ever come off tour.
Speaker: Geez Louise, these guys are right. I ain't going to. I don't blame them. I don't blame them. Yes. I just wish they'd come back to Ohio. So I'd go see them again. Go on tour. Come back to Ohio. Give me the opportunity. I go on tour with you guys. I'll be security. I'll be head of security. I see you, man. The Ricky everywhere. I see you. But there's a little bike top mojo for you. Come and lay your money down.
Speaker: Did you die when you were told?
Speaker: Do you do it by my love? Do we find the money? Before I die up and the risk is ugly Cash is king and I'm a tester honey Do you do it by my love? Are you doing by my money?
Speaker: Do you do it for the love, or do it for the money? The poor guy, young and the rich, he'll love you Cash is king of the castor, honey Do you do it for the love, or do you do it for the money?
Speaker: If I'm the love, how you do it, if I'm the money
Speaker: Hell yeah. Walk top. Mute you for your ear holes. Do it for the money. That's Tony's jam right there. I had to play it for him. I like that song. I do like that song. I know you do, man. That's why I played it. I picked it specifically for you, man. That's how what I do. That's what I do. I think about you guys. I put you guys first. Except for Connor. Fuck that guy.
Speaker: It is Saturday. We are doing our thing. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the first hour so far. If you're not already, go and check us out on all them social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. I'm sorry. Do you do it for the love or do it for the money? I don't sing that song. I like this shit. I just want to let you know. Okay, go ahead. Okay. Sorry.
Speaker: I'm glad we got that out of the way. Barely did I get the memo that this is the Tony Dean show now. It's not nonsense. Hold on a second. We don't pay attention to shit. That's why. Says the guy who didn't even notice all that peach crown. As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted,
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Speaker: Let everybody else know about this. Yeah. They got crown apple, crown vanilla, crown Canadian bacon maple syrup or some dumb shit like that. I don't know. Fucking cannon Canadians. There's some kind of crown. We're not, we're not posting on Amazon music. Apparently somebody was looking for us at Amazon music and they couldn't find us. Oh, really?
Speaker: I don't know. My name is on music. Apple podcast. So I do have a subscriber on there. Yeah. I know we're on Apple. I know we're on Google podcasts. I know we're on Spotify, obviously. Um, we're on anchor too, right? Yeah. We're on anchor. That's our main platform, but anchors owned by Spotify, Spotify owns anchor. Uh, we're on good pods, which is another podcasting app. Um,
Speaker: Actually, I know you never did do that. Yeah, we talked about that a few months ago. You supposed to do the breakdown everywhere that we was at. Oh, is it? Yeah. That's a lot of work. Do you do for love or do it for the money? The hell of us. Black Tom Morgan.
Speaker: Um, but anyways, you know, we're, we're on, like I said, if you, if you Google nonsensical nonsense, we're one of the first ones, there is a fake one. Uh, well not a fake one. They probably were going to start a podcast and then they realized that the true champs were in the building. We're like, we can't even have that name anymore. They were some kind of weird astrolical.
Speaker: Um, now those two guys I'm not talking about talking about the other best, but those two guys, they had their own shit. We all do. I think if you got to order, there's no problem. We are our own thing. And then it's just, they just got one, they just got one episode. So it's like, yeah, like they started it and then they just kind of let it go away or whatever. I don't know what happened. I don't even know that they are. Oh yeah. The other Jackasses they've gone away. Once they realize that we just don't give a fuck early and that they're going to come see us.
Speaker: You ought to come see us. That's a podcast for your ass. You know they won't. That's why it's so cool. Don't be fooled. We're in the mood. No, they won't. The truth of the matter is, is nonsensical, nonsensical, nonsensical, nonsensical. You can't duplicate it. You can't recreate it. You can't do something because it,
Speaker: because we are nonsensical nonsense. It's not a name. It is a family. So I can't do that. I want a new family. You've been wearing a new family your whole life. I know. My real family didn't want me. They didn't even put me up for adoption. Your real family killed themselves. Yeah, they killed themselves. They died to get away from me.
Speaker: The only ones who have both Superman and Batman's origin story. I'm just an orphan. Please sir, may I have some more? I'm cold. Can I have a blanket?
Speaker: I'll be trying, y 'all. I'll really be trying. I'll really be trying. All right, which one of you... People up in here, watching this, went to go see Wakanda forever. That's all I need to know. And don't give me no spoilers. Just say yes or no. No. I've been asking for the truckers to drop a comment on the broadcast forever now. Where the truckers at? My personal house was here earlier.
Speaker: That's all possible always in the house miles of possible good is I don't really tell me you do know I'm listening See there you go. There's a trucker drop in a comment. That's the truckers not trucker It has multiple personalities so that could be truckers and
Speaker: If you ever come to me and stop the fuckies, let me know. I'll meet you at fuckies one day. I'm going to watch that movie, but that's just because I love you so much. Which one? Which one? What do you mean? What do you mean, which one? What kind of forever? Yeah, fuck black panther. Wow. I mean, wow. I can't do this before. Call it whatever you want. Fuck black panther.
Speaker: What do you mean? I mean, the movie was all right. The first movie, the first movie was all right. But the Black Panther character was bad. I have no interest. I don't, I don't give a shit about Black Panther too. I just want to see Sub -Baron. That's it. The first movie was good. The first movie was good. His story was said and done. I think that could be said about any one of the, that could be said about the war, Captain America or Iron Man.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, they need to stop making Thor movies. I mean, what the fuck was. I love you very much. That was awesome. Ending ending to that movie was excellent. I like how the end of the very ending was that was that was kind of a shocker. I liked that movie. I enjoyed it. And the soundtrack was awesome. What's going on? It was good. What's wrong with Black Panther, Mike? That's your man's watching it like Black Panther, Tony.
Speaker: What's wrong with Black Panther, Mike? Why can't I like it? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason? I have to give you a reason?
Speaker: Why? You know, because he's dead and I liked him. I understand that. Do you realize how the story evolved? They didn't, they didn't recast it. And I get it that, that, that Disney was tough, you know, in a tough situation, either recast or go to a succession. And I get it. And, and his sister was a,
Speaker: Not really an interesting character in the first movie, but that was the best way whatever that they felt I feel like it was the easiest way to I only given a shit about sub -manner because Sub -manner has been in production hell ever since they started they were supposed to do a sub -manner before they did before Aquaman before Aquaman and Jeff and from what I'm hearing I
Speaker: They did a good job on it. I want to see it for myself because I want to see what I'm seeing on it. And I really and you know what? I'm rooting for Black Panther because I want it to be better than Black Adam. Black Adam was a good movie. It was enjoyable movie.
Speaker: Um, I think that anybody that claims to like comics thinks that black Adam that Superman can beat black Adam don't know comics. No, they do not. No, I agree with you. They do not because he can't be black. You know, I, I felt like the end credits scene was, it should have been Shazam not Superman, but whatever. So that they're going to change the storyline again.
Speaker: And will they have to? And I agree with why they're doing that. And I'm okay with that because they had Michael Keaton's Batman in Aquaman too. And they had to totally like do away with it. Because everybody's been complaining about who Batman is since Michael Keaton in Altru.
Speaker: I think Batman should. I think I think Michael Keaton should return, but I think they need to do a Batman Beyond and have specially since Kevin Conroy died in peace to Kevin Conroy. I think they need to have. I think they need to do a man beyond and have Michael Keaton play first wing. There we go. I am good with that. Um. Mama Glick, I think you are.
Speaker: on Facebook. Yes, on Facebook she is because Connor Connor is going to be just for the 20 hour shift. I'm not even going to stop. Connor, I understand that. I understand completely. Very unpopular. I will say that what they did with Superman after Christopher Reeves, like the relaunch of it, I felt like
Speaker: Poning in on him being an alien and and like only glitch will understand this, you know, because he doesn't have any parents You know living that way and then also being an alien. Um I'm also an alien as well. Yeah, he's an alien Right here on the broadcast and he said that shit I can't I come from the planet
Speaker: That's why I'm the champ. That's not in the champ, the one true champ. You bitches are jealous. I think the two Superman movies, well, at least the first one, made Clark Kent more relatable. I think the reason why people are going to agree with Connor is because of the injustice video game.
Speaker: No, no injustice made Superman interesting to me. What he did and how he did, but Batman beats him in the finals from what I understand. And Batman is actually smarter. I don't know how to help Batman stronger because Superman has one weakness and he hasn't really fought too many enemies stronger than him.
Speaker: which makes them a lot weaker in a lot of people's eyes. So kind of his opinion is unpopular, but not too unpopular from a lot of people that I've known over the past decade. Like really, I'm going to, I know this isn't a movie review and what's already checked out because of it, but, um, how many Superman movies have there been four or five
Speaker: six, seven, he's been in eight movies. Superman. And you know how many villains that they've done? It's been, Lex Luthor, primarily, you know. I think there's eight movies that I remember from the 80s, from the 70s and 80s, and now there's eight movies that I remember Superman was in. And they've only done three, three villains?
Speaker: That's the stupid idiot from Superman 3, the rich man and the robot girl, and then the, okay, so four, and that guy from Superman 4, and then - He was a clone. Yeah, the one in Superman 4 was a clone.
Speaker: I couldn't make it try to think you try to take the take the take the Christmas. And they can they can go ahead and say that doomsday was in Batman versus Superman. I don't give a shit that that wasn't that wasn't the real doomsday. There wasn't the real doomsday. No. No, that was not the real doomsday. So I don't I don't I don't consider that I just I consider that movie a trash.
Speaker: I got a question. How long has Black Adam been out? Has it been two weeks, or has it been a month? I think it's been a month. It came out October 21st. Okay, it's only been a couple weeks. I'm going to wait, because I got to go ahead and say what I got to say against Black Adam. As much as I want to give it as credit, I got to talk against it. The Rock was in it? No, that wasn't the problem. All right, I'll go ahead and say it. I'll go ahead and say it, Mike. Hawkman was not the Hawkman, we know. That's my biggest problem.
Speaker: I liked the actor. I liked the act. I was really good. And I didn't really give a shit that they gender. I mean, they, they changed them to a black guy. I didn't really care about that. I don't, that didn't take long. Go ahead. What is, I don't, I don't, what is this Mike in the building? No, you're right. Um, but my thing is Hawk, man.
Speaker: this from another planet, this guy wasn't. I agree with you on that, but I respected his fieldlessness. I respected his fighting. Yeah. Because he played a lot of that character in that movie. And I really, I really, but that wasn't Hawkman. And Black Adam wasn't Black Adam. I would, you know, I was really rooting for the Rock to play a bad guy. And he still, and I thought this was the one.
Speaker: This was the one that we were going to get the rock as a villain. And we didn't get the rock. He's not a bad guy. Yeah. Yeah. Let me let you finish because I got to get on kind of real quick. He wasn't a villain. They made him like the Punisher, you know, they made him like the Punisher. Okay. So he's misunderstood. You know, his backstory was tragic and, you know, therefore it excused all of his actions.
Speaker: but he didn't really do anything bad. You know, at the end, he's like - Black Adam was not a good guy. He was not a good guy at all. And that was it. Yeah, he was a good guy in the end. He was not a good guy. Now, I will give them credit for giving. This is what DC did that I saw. They made another Asian superhero. The same way they did with Ms. Martin. Okay, cool. I don't have a problem that changed the story or nothing.
Speaker: The Justice Society. I'm not 100 % on Justice Society of America. I'm big on Justice League. I understand all the Justice Legion are doing all that, but Justice Society of America is new. I don't understand that. Now, back to what Conner's monkey ass did, and I got to give him credit. Marvel is infinitely better than DC. Fight me if you want. Action movies, yes. Animated movies, DC kills everybody. The animated movies are off the chain. But this DC movie was a step up that we've been complaining about since the Justice League movie.
Speaker: This will hang with the Marvel movies, in my opinion. Actually, I think... Well, I... These big bad guys died on Tuesday. The other person who hangs with him told her to cut the Marvel. Yes, because Superman can't fight magic. That's what came out on the cartoon. I have no problem with that. Randy Ricks and Hoffman and stuff, nobody cares about someone he freaks. Hoffman... He only has two weaknesses. Magic and Kryptonite. Kryptonite, yeah. Which means that the original Green Lantern,
Speaker: could take him down without with the original Green Lantern, not how to take it out. Superman. Yeah. The original Green Lantern was not part of the land and cores. He wasn't any of that. He was a magician that created a green ring. I'm talking about the Golden Age, not not the read the revamp.
Speaker: You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. Boy, no one likes you. You're such a hater. Now, where were we? It's more and I'm killing that conversation because you guys are just beating a dead horse. Dude, you have beat dead horse. Can we finish please? No, I don't.
Speaker: No, I don't. No, I don't. The good thing is, is the direction that the Warner Brothers months ago, we'll see. We'll see. To what they did in the Jack spider cut only.
Speaker: Oh, I can contribute to this all day. It's just one and a half. Go ahead and contribute. Go ahead and contribute. Pull it out a half hour, and we're going to move on. Less is more. How? Our audience is thinking about killing themselves, probably like Jeff. Our audience is involved with the chat. Connor actually agrees with me. Connor is involved in the chat. This is a bitch. No, no, no, no. Random race. He played decent out for revenge guys faster. I didn't like faster too, so.
Speaker: He was a bad guy in Doom. He was actually an ass in Doom. He was an asshole in Doom. Anything. He was an asshole in Doom. I have a very serious issue. That was one of my favorite movies with The Rock. Oh yeah, we gotta address the serious issue. Let's go. I got a very serious issue in my house. Oh, I'm sorry, Glick. I didn't mean to stomp all over your toilet. You know I can take your camera down and turn your mic off. Being that we're at the halfway point of the show, I tend to agree with him right now. Let's go.
Speaker: just move it on. Let it go. We're gonna move on. My house has been getting broken into a lot lately apparently. Why you ain't shoot him yet? Oh. Well, the problem is is something keeps breaking in my house and drinking all my beer. That's you. You just don't remember it. Keep going. Every every **** weekend. I put beer in my refrigerator and I wake up the next morning and it's gone. If you drink it all, watch the videos next.
Speaker: Why are you blaming me? Because I want you to do it. This is a real problem, Tony D. We got ourselves a certified mystery. It's my show. Come on, gang. We got to solve this mystery. OK, wait, let me let me let me let me. Every weekend, every weekend you buy beer and the next morning is gone, right? It's gone. Somebody breaks in and drinks all my beer.
Speaker: I don't even drink beer. Do they have a key? Do they have a key? I barely drink beer. Now Connor, where are we having a decent conversation and his motherfucker wants to figure out how many beers he has to drink because he can't remember. He can't remember the beer he drinks. All you gotta do is watch your TikTok videos. After the podcast, you're drinking on TikTok. That's when you build. Are you serious? I don't know. Somebody keeps stealing my beer. It's a real issue.
Speaker: We need to get to the bottom of this, huh? There is a beer bandit in Newark, Ohio. I've got an idea. I've got an idea. I feel targeted. I got an idea. Good. I've got the perfect idea. All right. I know what's going to stop the beer bandit from robbing your house. Okay. Drop it up with a stick and put a beer in there. And then when they get in there, grab the beer.
Speaker: to crash down and trap them? No, you don't buy beer and you have a sign on your refrigerator that says, Dear Bandit, I no longer drink. And you do that for like two weekends and then the bandit will think that you quit drinking and then you can buy beer again, you'll be fine. I don't think that plan is going to work.
Speaker: There's a lot of great things going on in my house, Mark. First the ranch, first the ranch, and now this. Yeah. I'm gonna find out who some bitch is and keep stealing all my beer. You're still drunk, man. And when I do. Put a camera up. I'll have no fury like a bearded Glick. You okay, little boy? You good? Okay. I will have my day of reckoning. You hear me, beer bandits?
Speaker: It is you. We don't know who's doing it, but damn it, we're going to get to the bottom. Is that what you're saying, Tony D? The injustice stops now. I'm really going to start with the fact that how many beers you drink in the bridge of the podcast, and then you go to TikTok afterwards, you're finishing the rest of it.
Speaker: And then the problem is, the problem is you can't wake up in time for the Blue Law to kick in or you can't buy your beer before the Blue Law does kick in. So you can't get up by noon and then you're not going to get back up by six to go buy some more. And that's your, that's your conundrum, your problem right now. What's the Blue Law? The Blue Law is the only silver between noon and six on Sunday. You can buy, you can buy beer all day long on Sunday. I can get it for a while.
Speaker: I'm not bringing yours. I don't live in Backwardville, Georgia. I what? I what? I buy my on Saturday and it will last me till next time. Do you abandon? I left you an AA brochure instead of bringing you beer this week. You did. I'll see you there.
Speaker: I want you all to realize me and mike was having a decent conversation And this fucking wants to stop everything because he can't figure out how many beers he's drinking one night I want you guys to realize that as decent as your conversation was and Random rick and carter was involved in it for a podcast. It was getting It less is more we got to be able to move on What are you moving on?
Speaker: If you want to do a podcast strictly about movies and why you hate, why Mike hates black people and comic book movies, and why you apparently don't like Superman. I did not say that. Mike, you did say that. I did not say that. Fuck Black Panther, I believe was your exact words. Okay. Did that black people? There's white people in Black Panther.
Speaker: I think it was cool. I didn't say anything about black people. I said, I don't like that movie. What? I got like, I got like that. I got like that video to support, you know, so I don't let people think that I don't like black people. I got a little providing edge. Is that what you're saying? You're the one. Again, you mean? You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. Boy, no one likes you.
Speaker: No, I, I liked the first Black Panther movie. I was all right. It wasn't great, but I love the Black Panther character. You slut. That's like, like the old Chevy Chase and uh, what's, what's her face from Saturday Night Live when they used to do, uh, uh,
Speaker: weekend update. He would change. Honestly, I don't know what the best movie of the year would be right now before this one. Somebody please tell me. The best what? The best movie of the year so far. The best movie of the year so far? Like surprisingly, it's Maverick. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: not only that but that's the best that's the like the highest grossing movie too you see what the fuck i just put in the chat you see this shit oh yeah you were all about connor team connor when he was talking shit to me all about team connor and putting his comments up there let's go ahead and put the comment up there for you tony you see that i've got three words with connor
Speaker: Come on, Jimmy. Let's go investigate a haunted house. No. Yeah, come on, Jimmy. Mama Glick, Mama Glick, I will admit, Top Gun was outstanding. Yes. I think Mike nailed it. I think Mike nailed it. That might have been the best movie of the year. That was definitively one of the best sequels I've ever seen in my life. Definitively. That was a good movie. I don't even know of another sequel that could top what that one did for that franchise. And they're working on Top Gun 3 already.
Speaker: Are they really? Yes. Oh wow. Did you see that? Did you see that guy that was in Top Gun that kind of played the Iceman role, the dickhead role is in another movie where another war movie where the fighter pilots. I've seen him before. I don't remember what movie was. I've seen him before. Yeah. He's been in, he's been in some stuff. He's been around for a while. Um, I would say Top Gun, then I would say Black Apple.
Speaker: because Black Adam was good. They made the movie about more than just The Rock, and he was just a figure. He really didn't do nothing in the movie. He really didn't do nothing in that damn movie. I'm not going to lie. He really didn't. He didn't do nothing. He just could be. Who didn't do anything? Looking always through the fucking movie, imposing and shit. That's all he did through the whole fucking movie. Somebody doesn't have a fucking movie. Top gun on movies. I saw it since the pandemic. Really? Shit. You're missing a lot, honestly. You're missing a lot.
Speaker: What else came out this year? Halloween ends was pretty good, but you'd have to get more fans to watch that. Maybe you'd have to be a fan to enjoy it. And it was pretty good. I'm going to wait to the end of the year before I can say which one is the best movie. Maverick is the one so far. But I have high hopes. I think Spider -Man is going to be up there with a lot of people. The Spider -Man movie is going to be up there with a lot of people. Again, No Way Home, that was the best Spider -Man movie.
Speaker: And I don't I don't like huh, is that a fucking the fray how to save a life No That's just right I think I said the band how to save a life, you know, I'm talking about that song No, I don't think I've ever heard that song. I just sort of look in your face and then whenever you told him I
Speaker: You know what, Tony, I believe you probably never heard of the song. No, you're right. Mike, I know you've heard the song. Have I? Yeah, I know you have. I think you've done a TikTok video too. Yeah, that's the phrase. And those of you who have not seen Ambulance that came out earlier this year, definitely put that on your list. It's worth it.
Speaker: And that what that just sounded like? Oh. I do know that song. A pretty good song. The song that came up on your alarm? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I have, I haven't set for Spotify and it plays different songs every time. Blacktop Mojo comes on sometimes too. I have my alarm set for Bing and it's some like British guy who's like, or I think it's a lady, it changes from a lady to a dude and it's like, oh, morning. It is Sunday, 7 .30 AM. The weather is going to be sunny and cold. And then it goes into like news and I'm like,
Speaker: You know what I forgot about? I'll wake you up. You know what I forgot about? Doctor Strange came out this year too. That was a wild movie. That was a wild movie. It was really **** confusing. Like I watched it with Cash. Cash and I watch all the superhero movies together. We wait and watch them together. But I had to I had to rewatch it after after he like after they went back to their moms. I re watched it and was like
Speaker: Okay, I caught a lot of things that I didn't catch the first go around. If I hadn't watched Loki, the TV show, if I hadn't watched Loki, I would have had no fucking clue what was going on in that movie. But they didn't even touch the Loki storyline. Also forgot about Batman and Morbius. Morbius was not bad, Batman was good. Morbius sucked Batman.
Speaker: Batman. All right. So, first of all, Morbius sucked. Okay. Jared Leto has proven Jared Leto. He needs to leave comic books alone. Do your own thing. Do your drug, movie, whatever that gets you your awards and leave comic book movies alone. Jared Leto sucks at Morbius.
Speaker: He was the worst fucking joker ever. He was worst joker ever. Jared Leto was the worst fucking joker. He was the worst. You want to be creative. You want to do your own thing. Great. There are some things you don't do and that's try to turn fucker into what the fuck that was.
Speaker: It's a real Joker that existed in the comics. I'm not saying it wasn't. And Morbius was alright. I mean, it wasn't nothing great, but it was alright.
Speaker: I thought he was something else in Superstars but when that motherfucker came in and said, I'm so scared to be able to see a real movie so I'll do this. All that shit that's going to get you hurt. I thought he was great as a Joker. I loved it. I'm actually with, I'm actually with Rick, Jack Nicholson.
Speaker: Mark Hamill. Mark Hamill was the best joker of all time. It's a damn shame that he didn't do anything else. Mark Hamill was the best joker with Zach Galifianakis actually being a good third or fourth. It's a damn shame Mark Hamill didn't do anything else the rest of his career because I bet he had done some pretty good movies. He's been touched by that. Yeah, he hadn't gotten into that car accident as a young man. I mean, the only thing he's ever done is voice joker.
Speaker: Connor, Morbius is on Netflix, checking out honesty. I liked it. There was nothing wrong with it to me. I don't know what people were expecting, but there was nothing wrong with it. It's an intro movie to when they bring Blee back in my opinion. Yeah, no, no, Morbius. Blee was fighting Morbius. I saw two was a great letdown. What two? Hugh Jackman's coming back as Wolverine in Deadpool three.
Speaker: Yes, we know that we fucking already knew that. Yeah, I think everybody knew that. Everybody wants everybody wants everybody wants that. That's that's a billion dollar movie. That is a billion dollar movie. Absolutely. The Morbius thing to death for another 45 minutes. I think I know everybody does. I think I think all the feds are ready to see Ryan Reynolds, Deadpool and Hugh Jackman's Wolverine.
Speaker: reunited and done right. Yes. Because that, that damn Weapon X. Wow. No, the Wolverine movie was good, but when they did what they did to Deadpool and Wolverine was like. There was nothing wrong with it. I thought he was going to be dope. He was going to be a big problem. No. Yeah. No, I know. I just, that movie was great. And then they did that to Deadpool. And it was just like, really?
Speaker: It was dumb. It's kind of like the Batman. Half of it was really fucking good. And then the rest of it sucked ass. What was the Batman? The one that just came out. The Patterson Batman. Half of that movie was really good. The rest of it was trash. He said, inventions. Calm down, sparkly vampire. You're Batman. Sparkly vampire?
Speaker: He was in Harry Potter before he was sparkly I will fight you random Rick. Oh Rick, you know, you know Rick I'll be honest I've watched a few Ryan Reynolds movies. I Think he enjoys being able to be himself regardless of whatever character he portrays because he has a major audience
Speaker: I dare say he has an audience that will run. Well, he has an audience that could almost rival because people want to see everything he does. Free guy on the ground. The man for the Deadpool movie is going I'm serious when they do the Deadpool movie with Hugh Jackman, that's a billion dollar movie.
Speaker: Yeah, and that's Ryan Reynolds, baby. I mean that's he's done everything with those movies so It's been I mean it's gonna be bananas and he's got it. He's a Marvel character. There hasn't been anybody else Everybody loves the comic book. I never read the comic book and people would know when the first one I like Chevy
Speaker: overrated. Chevy Chase is not overrated. Who's not? Bill Murray. Bill Murray has always been a better comedian than Chevy Chase. Chevy Chase only got popular because of other people that were in his movies that did better. Chevy Chase was popular because he ran on Saturday. He ran with the Saturday Night Live crew. Now, him and Dan afterwards,
Speaker: Imagine if him and Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray did a movie together, and John Belushi, all of those Saturday Night Live guys. Because Dan Aykroyd, now Ryan Reynolds reminds me of Dan Aykroyd more than Jim. Because Dan Aykroyd is going to be himself regardless on camera. Yeah, I agree with that. I can get down with that. There's audience in the hospital kids that get put a lot because they all make Ryan look.
Speaker: I'm not a neighbor. Oh, Jesus Christ. You the second man that I've heard say that. What is it with you guys falling in love with Ryan Reynolds? What the fuck was going on? That's a beautiful man. That is a beautiful man. I'll impregnate him. I would go get him. I think the thing about Ryan Reynolds is that he's he's he's
Speaker: For as goofy and out there as he is, he's got a pureness and like an innocence to it. You know what I mean? It's second nature to him. Yeah. And he seems to be genuinely a very nice guy. Reminds me of a tour of that Taco Bell. Random. You know, everybody has to have opinions. You hurt you, random. What did Ryan Reynolds do to you?
Speaker: that's what he didn't do to him that he's mad about. Even movies that he really wasn't, even movies he didn't really have a lot of springtime, like Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Awaiting, you know, he sticks out in those roles. He kills him, you know, random Rick, Triple R every year. Fucking call her, Triple R listen here you slut.
Speaker: Oh my god for me for me it was I Just I don't know for me it was it was what was that college movie he did where he was Van Wilder. Oh my god, you know that movie That movie was one of the funniest fucking movies I've ever seen this and and and
Speaker: You know, it's the way he forms his sentences. It's the way he, he delivers and it's, and, um, you know, that whole write that down. It's fucking funny as shit, you know? Triple R has the same disdain for Ryan Reynolds that I have for Tyrese. We don't have a reason. We just do that.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I just, I don't know what it is about Tyrese, but uh, I think you're not a tough guy and drive on you. He, he got that from me. He was, he was, he was kick. He was bad ass and four brothers. That was a bad ass movie. But even an old boy, old boy was a, was a from, uh, Oh, what the hell? Why can't I think of his name? Andre 3000 was pretty bad ass in that movie too.
Speaker: Yeah. I think, I think all of them were good in that movie. Even Wahlberg. Wahlberg was great. Wahlberg's one of those guys that very rarely does any wrong in movies. Like if Marky Mark's in a movie, you're going to, you're going to have fun because he's just one of those guys. I thought he did good in that movie about the Boston Marathon. He did damn good in that movie. That was the great movie. He was awesome.
Speaker: I disagree with you. I'm so sorry. Seth Rogan is not all that in a bag of potato chips. He has to be high in stone out of his fucking mind to get a thought out. And right now he's just, you know, he's just trying to avoid sex allegations with his buddy. I don't care what anybody says.
Speaker: he threw him under the bus real quick and in a hurry and not associated with him, which is, which is not, not, I mean, you, you can look at it two ways. It's kind of shitty to throw your boy under the bus like that and dip out on him and not, you know, have his back, but at the same time, the allegations are real and you have to distance yourself from that. Otherwise you're going to hurt your career. So I don't blame him for doing what he did, you know,
Speaker: Um, now you're just being mean at this point, Joanne. He's very much overrated. He's, he's not, he's, he's very much overrated. He's not that funny. I liked him and knocked up. I liked him and knocked up. His movies are, are.
Speaker: for a certain type of people, you know what I mean? Like he doesn't wear, you know, like Mark Wahlberg or Morgan Freeman or Mel Gibson and, you know, some of the Tom Hanks, they can, they can do everything. And they've been in a little bit of everything. You know, Seth Rogen is a, Hey, I'm the, I'm the fat stoner guy. And that's all he is.
Speaker: Daddy's home. I love that movie. I love both of them. I wish he would make another one. My parents hate Will Ferrell, but I think he's 22. The meatloaf. The meatloaf, Ma. Will Ferrell is hit or miss.
Speaker: Yeah. I think, you know, I love and I love Talladega Nights, but I think that was also because in part because of his counterpart. Talladega Nights is funny. I know people. The other actor in the movies that play, you know, I can't think of Duncan. Thomas C. Wiley. Hilarious. Don't you put that on me, Ricky Bobby.
Speaker: don't you put that evil on me. People love that big and nice movie. I can't even turn on it. People love that movie. I'm **** right around here. Help me, Tom Cruise. I'm on fire. Ricky Bobby, you are not on fire. I'm on fire. People love this **** movie. I watched it. It was a truck. Hello. If you don't like big **** then **** you. What am I wrong about? I'm so confused. Everything.
Speaker: I'm just here, man. I'm just here. I just, I'm just winging it, man. I, you know, at this point in my life, I'm just winging it. I'm just throwing shit at the wall and see what sticks, you know? I'm just trying to stay above water. Oh, really? I'm just trying to stay above water. I didn't say anything bad about Will Ferrell. I like Will Ferrell. It's just, I, I don't think he's the funniest guy in the world. And I only like him in certain, like, I thought he was great.
Speaker: I thought he was gritting the night of the Roxbury. That was hilarious. That shit was funny. And I didn't think he was, I didn't think he was that great in other guys. I think that movie they did with Mark Wahlberg, where they were. Chris Catan. Chris Catan is a damn fool. Yes. But they killed that movie. I like the other guys. I think about him as an undercover brother. He had me rolling undercover brother. I love the undercover brother. I love the undercover brother.
Speaker: I'm going to make me lose my mind up in here. We got these these cigarettes. That's a word. You have to eat the bad days. I ain't eating this. Okay. I'm going to cut his afro. He said, oops.
Speaker: I saw the trailer and they had him like spinning in his car, and his orange soda didn't go out of the cup at all. And I was like, oh, we're going to do that kind of movie. Hey, Eddie Griffin killed that movie. He killed that movie. My kids love it. We need to bring movies like that back. Movies that make fun of us. It's hard to make. No, well, you've got to have movies that are decent damn comedy. It won't leave so much that it'll make fun of specific people. It was good comedy.
Speaker: Eddie Griffin, that movie was good comedy, and it's going to be hard to remake the same way at first coming to America was hard to remake. You can't duplicate the jokes or even improve upon it. Well, you also have to be careful nowadays what you say and do, you know what I mean? Well, they were in that movie. Yeah. That's why it's easy to redo it. And even coming to America, there was some slurs, they were cross -continental.
Speaker: So they weren't really breaking any for real rules. And they were clowning any and every. It's hard to duplicate the comedy in some of the classics that we had. Oh, did y 'all see the trailer for the New Warriors? The new what? The New Warriors movie. Yeah, I did see that. And I think I brought it up to you a few weeks back when I seen it. You did. You did. I don't know if I'm going to remake it. Is it going to be a remake or is it going to be a sequel?
Speaker: It's going to be a prequel. So they're going to take it back to when it started, which I think is a hell of a watch it, but I really don't like prequels either. So everybody out there check the trailer for that. Check the trailer for Back to the Future. Definitely check the trailer for, um, shit. What am I wrong about? I don't know, but they got some good moves in the world. I'm in agreeance with you.
Speaker: The beer band that is wrong. Yeah. The beer band, the beer band better not be here. It's called satire, Tony. It's jokes. This shit wasn't funny. Find a new song.
Speaker: this guy. I love how he said something. I mean, he looks up, tries to get a reaction. I mean, he doesn't realize that nobody heard what the fuck he just said. So nobody heard me. Yeah, this is just and it's just like, like all of a sudden he's fucking Eddie Murphy up here with the comedy. You know, I'm not. Yeah, you're like his less funny
Speaker: I would say they're going on, uh, Connor, they're not great. They're not amazing. They got wonderful, but they are good. Um, storyline was good. The storyline was good. I think the storyline was solid. I think the biggest thing that they did was that they did wrong was that storyline should have been like fucking movies instead of three. And, um,
Speaker: And the writing, especially what's bad, but other than that, it was a good Jason Jason, Jason, come here real quick. And if anybody doesn't like the prequels and just watch the sequels and you'll really find something that sucks. Well, the biggest thing is, like I said, the storyline was solved. How'd you feel better? Okay.
Speaker: But Glick is muted, but it doesn't matter because he doesn't like Star Wars doesn't exist for him anyways. So. It's the day. Yes, it does. He just doesn't realize. He just doesn't. Hey Glick, go find a run spring or song. Yo, mute. He still doesn't realize that he's muted.
Speaker: I just think to get shit on too much. The Star Wars movies, they did get shit on a lot because we wonder what we have with the original three. That's the truth. They did improve upon the graphics. They improved upon the CGI. They did do the storyline. We just wonder what we have with the first three. That was the biggest problem. The first three lasted so damn long and it was all we had for so long. It's hard to get used to anything else. The same way Star Trek got the fact that, and that will be my honest opinion.
Speaker: The original Star Trek. You have to be a Star Trek fan to like Star Trek. And you just have to, you have to, it's a different style. It's a different style. If you don't like the Star Trek, you're not going to like the movies, you know? Next generation wasn't the original, but I think this generation was a definitive improvement. And it was damn so great for our generation. I mean, the TV show, yeah, the movies, no. The only really good movies that the next
Speaker: The only really good movie that the Next Generation cast did that was really, really good was First Contact. The rest of them, they were okay. I liked First Contact, but Generations I loved. I loved Generations. I said I had to discuss it last year. You have to be a Star Trek fan or Whoopi Goldberg fan. I liked it. Generations was outstanding. The best Star Trek movie to me was Insta - It's like, fuck this show. I'm out. I'm gonna take his answer break.
Speaker: Cause he gonna fuck around and miss this timeframe. Oh, chicken frying. Um, Joanne. Yeah. I like, I like Star Trek more than I do Star Wars, but, but I like, I like both, but Star Trek is more favorite. I don't really like the Star Trek that they, they just started doing. Although I love Into Darkness. Into Darkness was the best Star Trek movie ever. Anybody.
Speaker: Anybody. Is that the second one or the third one? That's the second of the the recent three. In the Darkness was the worst fucking Star Trek movie ever made. It's time to go play some music because your ass is drinking the wrong. Star Trek 5 was better. I've had this conversation at least 15 fucking times on this goddamn podcast just so you know. I know.
Speaker: Star Trek 5 was better. Literally the same conversation. At least 15 times on this podcast. But it's a great conversation. Star Trek. We talk about Fast and Furious all the damn time. So we can't talk Star Trek all the damn time. You hate Fast and Furious. You hate Tyreece. You don't like Tom Brady. I love Tom Brady. He tried to throw that.
Speaker: I love Tom Brady. You gotta say you gotta say like three or four more people before you throw in the Tom Brady. No, I don't. I just go down the list with his ass. I love Tom Brady. He's a beautiful man.
Speaker: You guys have fun talking about whatever loser movies you're talking about. I'm going to Tampa. These are not loser movies. These are great blockbusters. I'm going to be the new Mr. Tom Brady. I'm just saying he kissed Robert Kraft. I'm going to kiss you. Monday for my new mansion.
Speaker: my uh my new boy in your bathrobe in your bathrobe and bunny slippers to to to my new boyfriend I call him daddy other people may call him you may know him Tom Brady awareness rings you're wearing his rings oh wow awareness rings you can't see me he holds the bed frame unless the rings lock in place and be like
Speaker: It's the Super Bowl, baby. Go ahead. I've got my Infinity Gauntlet. Oh my God. You've been through with talking about I am an Illinois. Yes, you are. Hi, hi, hi. Omaha, Omaha.
Speaker: You ready to set them off? Oh, it's a silent count. Okay. I do. I do have a question and even Glick can participate in this. What do you think about that new Christmas movie that's coming out? Oh, shit. Come on. Yeah. With John Leguizamo, I'm in. John Leguizamo's in it. I'm in. I love that dude. I love that cat. Well, he snuck his hellboy, but
Speaker: But, um, no, John, like Wazama who plays the bad guy. Oh, I thought that guy was good as hell. Boy. I liked that. Hell boy. Yeah. Yeah. But, um, I was determined to play tonight. Go ahead and play the song. Just go ahead. No, no, I didn't want to play a different song.
Speaker: I'm Springer. But violent night, you guys are, you guys are into it. Cause when you guys were, I'm holding out for that and Avatar being good movies. I forgot about Avatar. I did see that coming up. Last Avatar movie wasn't even calm down. Go for it. I didn't like, I didn't, it was too long and it was boring.
Speaker: um apparently it had a huge fanfare though had a very huge fanfare i'm not i'm not denying that that people liked it yeah i just don't think that click i just don't think that click really likes sci -fi movies i got a big fan of sci -fi or uh i mean i like some of them i like you know
Speaker: man, take the trailer for it. You'll see it. Honestly, you will see it. I have a hard time like with like the Lord of the Rings and uh I seen I seen the first three, the original three Star Wars and they were okay. I mean, they weren't like I'm I'm not like you guys shut your mouth. They were outstanding. Um but II liked them the first time I watched them and I don't need to watch them again. They were legendary. They were iconic.
Speaker: I just have a different taste of movie. I like action movies and I like horror movies. I want to snow speed them. Yeah. So if you want to like any kind of, so if you were to like any kind of sci -fi movie, it would have to be, what was those big robots like aliens or predators? Like, you know, the Ewoks ran around on the, on their little, those were at, at what? 18 dash 80 walk. Yeah. I want one of them. That was pretty cool.
Speaker: They moved too slow. Where? I wanted to see them. Slow and steady. You can buy the Lego for like, even buy the Lego for like 180 bucks. If you don't find the damn song. I'm the damn song. I'm just carrying on the conversation. You're just mad. Cause, cause I'm debunking your bullshit. No, you're not debunking your bullshit. No, you're not.
Speaker: Hashtag. Hashtag Tony wants to be. That's the thing. Into darkness is the best. Yeah.
Speaker: And I like that Spider -Man reference that he made to them. Remember this really old movie? Star Wars. And I'm going to take a break and we're going to come back and we're not going to talk about movies when we come back. We're going to talk about something else. Absolutely. We do need to talk about something else. You have somewhere to be. It doesn't matter. You want to make it in the format. You had a brief with all of us before the
Speaker: I have the full episode. It's Saturday. We don't have it. It doesn't matter. You stick to the practice. You throw more episodes with me. I'm working. I only put one episode up a week. You do realize, Tony with the D, that the more that you try to get quick to do this by the song, the more that he just wants to not do it.
Speaker: no no i want to do it i just have to enter i have to introduce the song introduce the band but i can't do that if you guys are talking i mean we stopped there was a long way to introduce blacktop mojo in the first break anyways we'll take a break and we're gonna play some rum spring out
Speaker: Go check them out. Social media, Rum Springer, underscore live. And I was going to do Rebel Yale, but I think I'm going to do off my case. It's one of their originals. So go check those guys out. Show them some love. I'm actually hoping to go see them in about a month. Again. Cause that will be awesome. The last time I went was awesome. So seeing them twice now, looking forward to seeing them a third time. So if you're in the Columbus area or in the Ohio area and you want to venture down to Columbus on December 17th, you can check the guys out.
Speaker: But until then, you can just enjoy their music right here on the show. You guys are going to love Ned. I've known him my whole entire life. He's the man. He told me that he's got everything set up for this shoot. This place looks cool. So you guys are here. Yeah, I got everything set up in here. I got like lights. I got amps.
Speaker: I got your drums. I got pyro. All you gotta do is go out there and perform. I'll make sure everything goes perfect. Okay. All right? Sick. What? What could possibly go wrong? I told you Ned, it's a fucking Ned guy, bro. It's a fucking Ned guy.
Speaker: And I'll be right alive for my feet But she's a rocker, she's a sucker, she's a real shoe star But she's the best woman I'll ever meet, oh yeah! The best woman I'll ever meet I'll never assume I get you so far in life And your personality is a chore I'm just screaming and you're crying and you're pitching and you're running I just can't take no more! I just can't take no more!
Speaker: Your looks tie me down on my knees But you're crazy, just ain't worth it to me It wiped this monster off of my face Oh yeah, the time has come to get you off my case
Speaker: I hear it's all you're gonna need, you're welcome again, I wanna let you know That I would never leave you, that I couldn't leave it, got you up until they put you up in your mouth Until they put you up in your mouth
Speaker: I gotta do what I gotta do to get some love with you I just can't take anymore Kicking you out of my front door I'll put you straight back into your place Oh yeah, the time has come to get you off my case
Speaker: It's time to get you off my case Off my case Off my case Off my case
Speaker: Well, come back to nonsensical nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show so far. I'm going to click as always. We got Tony D back in the building after a little hiatus.
Speaker: you know, the whole whole like also known as the big dog is here with us after a little hiatus and yes, ladies and gentlemen, it is true what you hear. Tony D wishes he was good. It's a fact. Oh, I'm about to learn it. I feel like that's a racist state but you heard it here first. with all your breaking news.
Speaker: So, maybe. I don't know. It's just because of how you look at it. But we are nonsensical nonsense. If you guys are not already, go ahead and check us out on social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. You can find us on all them places. You can also join us live Monday and Wednesday and Saturday on YouTube and Twitch at 6 PM. And if you can't join us live, that's alright. We got you covered. You can listen to us any place and it's time.
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Speaker: Absolutely. But it's all right with you, Glick. I wanted to talk about something serious for a few minutes, and then we can go into something back into our normal tomfoolery, if that's all right with you. Well, I wonder what it is. You may or may not get the e -brake pulled.
Speaker: It's not the, it's not a break worthy. It's not Ebola. I'm glad it's not Ebola. I want to talk about a friend of mine. She is my best friend. She's been diagnosed with breast cancer.
Speaker: And she's already had the surgery and she's already had radiation. She actually just finished radiation lab this week, you know, so we want to, you know, it was a rough, it was a rough, it's a rough thing. She lives in Washington state. And we don't know if she's quite done yet. She has other health issues, but the nearest facility
Speaker: Amira's facility that she was able to get treatment for her cancer was about an hour and a half away. And up there, gas is above five bucks a gallon. So it was costing her $500 a week. And bills have racked up. And we're happy that she made it through.
Speaker: But, you know, it kind of put her behind in things and Christmas is around the corner. And I, you know, I want to ask if there would be anybody willing to donate some money for her just to help her get back on her feet. But her name is Tina. And she does have she does not have a GoFundMe page. She
Speaker: you know, she didn't really want to ask for help. Um, so I'm asking for help. She does have a cash app and she has a Venmo and you can find her at, at Tina 8 1 8 7 1. If you would like to, uh, donate any money, it's all, it's all with, uh, any, any of it's an appreciative notice asking for thousands of bucks or anything like that. Just, um, I just, uh,
Speaker: You know, if you feel like you want to help out, um, she's, she's a really, she's a really wonderful woman. And, uh, she's, she's, uh, she's gotten me through a lot of hard, hard, hard days. So, you know, yes. Okay. That's what I need to know. Yeah. Tina 8 1 8 7 1 you see, right? At Tina 8 1 8 7 1. And that's her, that's her.
Speaker: That's the name center on her Venmo and on her cash app. She's also on TikTok. You can find her under the same name and, and, you know, message her or whatever. And, and, uh, Tina 81871. So. 81871. Yeah. It's the same. Huh? What the fuck?
Speaker: I said, okay, Mike, I'm going to ask you something. You know what? I know what I'll do. I'm going to send you a message. So hold on. So I don't know if that's her Snapchat. I'm not going to give out her Snapchat, but yeah. But that's, yeah, that's what's going on. Yes. Thank you, Blake.
Speaker: But yeah, that's all I wanted to talk about. Just take a few seconds. God damn it, Mike. Check your messages. Yeah. Yeah. OK. That's what I need to know. Yeah. And if you've got a phone number, message her until I just send her something. I don't have your phone number. Her phone number.
Speaker: Oh, I'll ask her. And if y 'all are in a feeling in a giving mood, you can go ahead and send money to my cash app as well at Click Click 13. Gladly. And all money. Click Click 13. Give me all the monies. Mark, where you at?
Speaker: I need some pounds. You're gonna get pound to keep it up. I ain't gonna get mounded. Anyway, I ain't got nothing to worry about. You gotta be a like one. She's don't have beards. Just gonna stay mad forever cuz your secret came out.
Speaker: the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the
Speaker: you know i'm kind of in the mood to hear that song now oh god yeah i kind of want to i kind of want to hear it that or or or jim carrey's uh one yeah you mean this song you guys are dicks i'm doing it
Speaker: Must be a skin I'm sinking in Must be for real Cause now I can feel I didn't mind It's not my kind It's not my time To wonder why Everything alright Everything's grey Now you're here Now you're awake
Speaker: Don't want this, I'll never that, I'll never forget wherever you're at. Don't let the days go by, glycerine. Alright, that's all you get. You had to do the chorus, that was awesome.
Speaker: Yeah. Gotta love Jeff. Rock Lee and I suckered his ass into saying it was funny. Just terrible. Just terrible. It was awesome. It was awesome. Gentlemen, I have something for you.
Speaker: I'm gonna tell you some stories. What? I got some news for you guys.
Speaker: So, uh, uh, airport security catch a, uh, traveler trying to sneak a gun onto a plane. You, uh, and if in all places, it's in our favorite place, Florida, would you like to, uh, would you like to take a stab at where this passenger had a gun hid to sneak onto a plane?
Speaker: Miami. I'll tell you this before you guys go anywhere with it. It was not on her persons. Miami. Ooh. Where was the gun hidden that it was not on her or in whore, in whore, or in whore, in her. Wow. Oh, not in her either. I've got no clue. No, she had it hidden somewhere.
Speaker: in her hair. Her hair. Her thing wasn't on her or in her. It was hidden somewhere else. You don't see on there but sometimes they're different but yeah. Where? First. This is this is a this is a this is a two four for you a two four for you guys because I have my mind goes somewhere else. The unidentified person was caught at Fort Lauderdale Hollywood International Airport and let's just say the chicken didn't manage to fly high in the sky
Speaker: American, uh, the ATS or TSA, whatever you want to call them, America's transportation security administration. The plot chickens. I hate fucking writers like this. Anywho, she had a gun stuffed inside of a raw chicken that was on, that was in her luggage. A full sized raw chicken in her luggage. There was a gun.
Speaker: you know, stepped up inside it and uh the agents uh confiscated. Yeah, they compensated and arrested her ass because it wasn't like it was accidental because the gun was all wrapped in uh like like a bag then shrink wrapped and then so it was it was put there on purpose. Well, in my head, it's like, why are you? Why are you
Speaker: I do, I do have to, I do have to leave for a second. I'll be back. Okay. I got, uh, call the way to do something. Okay. You're good, man. We got this. You gotta do bubble. Yeah. And that's, that's my thing. Yeah, bubble. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a white guy can't deal with it. I know. But that's my thing is like,
Speaker: Is this something normal that happens people just carry raw chickens or turkeys in their luggage or was she specifically moved? That's how they move drugs Yeah, but I mean everything goes through the x -ray machines your luggage goes through the x -ray machines this means we'll take the damn gun apart Isn't TSA I wish I wish my buddy watched watch this show he's actually a TSA agent
Speaker: but aren't they trained to tell what a gun looks like when it goes to the X -ray? Yes. So even if it's taken apart? Yes, but you got a better chance to instead just leave something in luggage like this. Well, yeah. A fucking idiot. In general, because you're trying to. Fucking idiot. Tony, everyone. I don't want to put a gun in a turkey. They'll never see a bird.
Speaker: nothing suspicious to be here. Just nothing suspicious here. Just a raw chicken in my luggage. You know, like that doesn't mean. Yeah, that doesn't that doesn't raise suspicions right off the bat. There's a raw fucking chicken in your carrier. And she didn't pay questions enough. Might not have. That's my thing. I'm just like if I was a TSA agent, I'd have been like, excuse me, ma 'am or sir, whatever. Where's my hundred?
Speaker: I don't know. Why do you have a chicken in your bag? Exactly. Oh, no. I'm not even really concerned about anything else at that moment until we pull the chicken out and they're like, oh, there's a gun in your chicken. That's great. Now, I know but I wonder if this is like a I don't know. It just seems to me like there'd be other ways that you could sneak a weapon onto a plane or whatever the case may be that
Speaker: Um, they don't realize they took the luggage as well. That's what people don't realize. Yeah. It goes a little, doesn't go through. I've never flown it. Obviously. Uh, we've had that discussion, but, uh, doesn't it go through like, Oh, my way.
Speaker: Here I come. It's a 10 hour flight. I'm almost there. I mean, you've obviously gone through airports and you've, I'm going to make it. I can do anything. I'm going to fly by myself.
Speaker: Um, people don't think that the luggage that goes through baggage claim just stands. Yes, it does. Doesn't it go through like a little conveyor thing and they stand it? Yeah. Stop being stupid. Idiot. Fucking idiots. Yeah. And it might have been a set up as well to get somebody a charge just so they can move some other shit through, but that's a whole nother story.
Speaker: So you're thinking, you're thinking you're going to go full on conspiracy theory and you're thinking that she was a decoy. That's the stupidest, that's the stupidest effort. Yes. She was a decoy. See, I didn't even think about that. Yeah. Well, Tony, I have another question for you. I didn't do it and I don't know what, what do you want? Brian says you got this. I don't know what you got.
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Speaker: If you've ever wondered why those contraptions to cut down trees and butcher people in horror films were originally invented, then maybe you should consider minding your own business. Oh boy. The chainsaw was originally created to help women through child.
Speaker: This isn't going to end good at all. In the late 18th century, two doctors built a contraption so they could remove parts of the women's women's pelvic bone to widen the birth canal and a procedure called, yeah, we're not going to even try that word. No, no, no, no, that's not good at all. It's not going to end good. This is not going to end good. If you're starting to be a little lightheaded, it might help to know that
Speaker: these early chainsaws wouldn't have looked much like the ones that we recognize today. Back in the day, they were much smaller around and around the size of a kitchen knife and they were they were powered by a hand crank. It's not going to end good. You got this little chainsaw. You're right on the pelvic bone and somebody's got to be. It's probably a two man operation, I would assume, you know.
Speaker: You got to set your buddy over there. Just hey, hey, hey, hey. What happens when it's off? You're like that way through the bone. You still got them talking about it. Leave it the fuck alone. Exactly, mama. I'm trying to tell him that he don't listen to me. I'm just saying, I kind of want to see it at all honesty. I would like to see one and see
Speaker: Like I said, is it a two -man operation? And what happens when the second doctor's arm gets tired? You switch, you're halfway through the pelvic bone. This lady's trying to give birth. She's already in pain. You did this. And the 18th century, like we have now. I got nothing to do with this. You did this, man. I did not do it. And then how do they put it back together? It's a touch of pelvic bone. Now you just walk around with a Cuban asshole for the rest of your life. And if it's real windy out, it whistles.
Speaker: You have been seeing me up here for months trying to talk to you. You don't want to listen. You don't want to listen. You don't. I told them to stop. I don't know what they did. You know who's giving birth and who hasn't given birth? Repeatedly, I was trying to tell them to stop. Repeatedly. Repeatedly, I've been trying. Got nothing to do with this.
Speaker: My mother worries about me. I tell her I'm not the problem. Here's my proof. He's the model. Yep. Here comes Karen. Looking like a, looking like a pilot with a conch shell. Abdominal binders to hold in place for four months now. Oh man.
Speaker: Oh, we have more news. I have to piss. Why am I not surprised? I don't know. I got some more news for you there. We're listening, dude. Go. Well, listen. Josh, are you OK? No, you're OK. What happened? He's a fucking nerd. Nerd.
Speaker: Tony wishes he was like, I don't think so. Not right now. Not at all. That's all of you. Damn it.
Speaker: So, do not take credit for his twisted mind. I hate you, man. Get your **** up here, Brian. Saturday night is the only night you're on the internet. Get your **** up here. Send him the invite. He can come up with me once. Uh where was I? Oh, hey, Tony D.
Speaker: This is why, this is why what the fuck news is my favorite, my favorite segment that we do on this podcast. Because of my reaction because of you. I got good news for you, Tony D. You can now have lunch with your dead relatives.
Speaker: New show opening in Las Vegas claims to offer attendees the opportunity to have a bite to eat with the spirits of their dead relatives Maybe I could finally meet my real parents If you pray hard enough you already have a dinner with at the point I Don't believe in praying. That's the problem. It's so funny You know, it's so funny
Speaker: I think he's he's so drunk he's he's about to like face plant right on his laptop. You sound like Bugs Bunny doing Liberace. You know it's so funny.
Speaker: I'm just waiting for it to fall out, man. He's my friend. That's what was so funny. He's my friend. So anyways, this is really a show happening in Vegas. And this is how they're pitching it.
Speaker: whether or not you believe in the idea of communion with spirits or the supernatural in any way, shape, or form. This is a seriously millennial way of doing it. Which millennia? Millennial. I know which one. Somebody **** **** millennials, man. Like I said, the most generation.
Speaker: even if you don't believe in any of this, uh, you're in for a giggle at least because this event is most certainly one of a kind named brunch by an angel. The event has been organized and put together by three of the world's leading mediums. Whether or not you can be a world leader in something that many consider to be absolute bullshit is up for debate, but this is Las Vegas after all. Well, you can do anything. This is true.
Speaker: things don't always have to be true to bring in money. And if these are the three, stupid looking sons of bitches. This is a brunch by an angel off on November, actually tonight kicked off today. Uh, and continue until the following day with two shows in each day, one brunch year, one brunch, your time of 10 AM with another later that day at one 30. You'll get the food in case you're wondering what to expect.
Speaker: First Ryan Angels, the first Las Vegas production show, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Each medium possesses their own special gifts. So basically they got mediums that are going to pretend to talk to your, your, they're going to channel Grammy, your great Grammy and go, Tony, your great Grammy is here. What would you like to say to her? And they'd be like, Nope, fuck you white people. But for you to be just so you know, it's one Hispanic gentleman.
Speaker: Maybe gentlemen, judging by the pictures, I don't know. One black man, again, judging by the pictures, I don't know. And a white woman. So you can't put all this on the white people. Mediums coming all shapes and sizes. You want to go to Vegas? I think we got time. We can get out there tomorrow. I can get to New Orleans faster. They have the same thing done. You can get voodoo put on your ass.
Speaker: Like that Stephen King movie thinner. Some old lady is going to walk by you and go, she and her. That was a hell of a, that was a hell of a movie. That was a hell of a movie. Yeah.
Speaker: go and set farts farts well Tony I have a world record for you since you're so infatuated with my beard this one's for you new world record for the longest beard chain in Wyoming
Speaker: Basically, enthusiasts claimed to have set a new world record for longest beard shading during an event in Wyoming. Participants gathered at Gaslight Social, a bar in Casper where they stood side by side and put their beards together to create a hairy chain
Speaker: that measured 150 feet long. So basically you just had a whole bunch of dudes with beards and they like pulled it apart like this. And then they clipped them to another, like they took like a little monster clip and clipped them to make. Sounds awfully gay. I really can't. I really can't. I really can't. Why can't you? I'll be trying. I just fucking can't. Um,
Speaker: Not everybody to the newspaper that more than doubled the Guinness world record, Guinness book of world records, record of 62 feet, six inches set in Germany back in 2007. Uh, to participate, you needed to sport a beard at least eight inches long. Yeah, they all, they all want eight inches. And, uh, yeah, the, uh, the event.
Speaker: occurred at the national beard and moustache championship, which took place Saturday in the city of Ford, Wyoming center. I didn't know there was a beer championship. I would like to go. I'm not going to win a championship, but I would like to go. Yeah. I've seen some pretty incredible beers. Oh yeah. You also get these guys that grow their beards out and then they, they train them. So they like curl up and their mustaches are doing like all kinds of crazy goofy shit.
Speaker: So yeah. What? That was that was just for you, buddy. Since you're on my beard, I'm not a person with the beard. A little bit infatuated with my beard. Negative soccer. I bet you he won't touch it. You touch his beard, that means he can smack your ass.
Speaker: that's the rule. You guys are too much homosexual. I did. I didn't say that. Tony D. That's the rule. That's the rule. I got something. You touched a beard. You're you're the butt gets touched. That's the rule. Tony D. I got something a little bit lighter for you now. We're going to cleanse the pallet for you, sir. Pallet cleanse. Let's let's
Speaker: You know the fuck he is. It's a palate cleanser. It's a palate cleanser. It's nothing gay. What's said to be gay with you to me? Cause you just talked about being Tom. I said I was going to be gay for Ryan Reynolds. I'm very cautious. Go ahead. I never said I'd be gay for Ryan Reynolds. I said I was going to be his boyfriend, not his girlfriend. That's gay. I'm gay with
Speaker: millions of dollars and walking around wearing Tom Brady's superporings. Yeah, Tom Brady after that. I'm still leaning like the longest yard. I know there's no gay people or not. It's up to two, so it's clearly gayer than me. Glitz gonna be on the side like, hey, ho, what? What?
Speaker: Hey you, 47, keep your hands off my man. I will fuck you up. To touch my man. Who am I going to show us tonight? This moment. I love me some Tom Brady. I've been a little Tom Brady since 1999. You hear that Tom Brady? I'm the true good, but you don't figure out how to fucking point.
Speaker: Mark comes from Spain. You see these dudes over here, right? Y 'all need Jesus. You're going to be on the side like, give me your teeth. Oh, oh. What's that spell? That's my man. That's not what it spells. Shut up. You know, you know, we're going to, we're going to get, we're going to reach a point where big enough people are going to go back.
Speaker: Listen to the whole episode. Mark, when you hear that song that Uncle Berta did, when he told everybody at the beginning of the year, wait till y 'all find out Little Nas X really is a game. Yeah. We're going to get big one day that Tom Brady is going to be like, this is nonsensical nonsense. The guys are pretty good. I should go back and listen to some of their early episodes, you know, where they started and how they come across this episode. The next day, there's going to be a knock at my door. Police officers.
Speaker: You're not allowed to watch any any football that's related to Tom Brady ever ever anymore. You're Tom Brady Jersey. Ever. Ever. The city told you innocent men in trouble and they had nothing to do with it. No, sir. Hey, I'm just saying, man, what are you gonna do? I'm gonna leave.
Speaker: You're gonna leave the state. You're gonna make it too much noise and the Super Bowl rings go up your ass. I'm taking them and creating my own - He's got a lot of them. I'm taking them and creating my own Tom Brady infinity gauntlet. Glicking their Kool -Aid on his lips. Yes, he do. Yes, he do. You guys sound real judgy right now. It's 2022. I'm just saying.
Speaker: You're going to be a real book. I never said anything about. You're going to be a real book. Jesus Christ, Tony. Tony, is that a mannequin? That's a good thing to me.
Speaker: I was just looking at the picture, I was looking at the picture going, is that a real person? Because it looks like a, like a, like a, like a mannequin or something. Then I clicked on the picture. I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, you let me know. We'll save that for Joe. Tom Brady ain't gonna be elbow deep. I'm done with that right now. Sorry, Tom Brady.
Speaker: Disrespect that these assholes are showing the great Tom Brady. I just want to love you. Let me love you Tom Brady. Listen, hey, hey Mark, he just replaced Gronk at the new tight end. I can't show you that my mama.
Speaker: It's gonna be a new t -shirt. I'm the new Brock. I'm the new Brock. I'm Tom Brady's new tonight. On the back, it'll say it'll be crossed out. It'll just say. He has a G on his own. He has a G on his own line.
Speaker: the front. It's going to be horrific. It's going to be awesome. Day before you get there, reach around. Day before you get there, reach around, good lord. Hey, show you care. Better show your hair.
Speaker: Anyways, what I was going to say for the news, the news palette cleaner, cleanser, clear, whatever. Now I can't remember. Whatever. I got another story. The only thing that's hard. Right? Tom, I was going to tell you that words aren't the only thing that's hard around here right now. Oh, my God. What are you, beautiful human being?
Speaker: No. Um, so on a, on a lighter note, I appreciate it. All right. You say don't need to change your filthy animal. No, it's in my food. Uh, yes, for me. Damn. You're gonna feed your kids. Not cool. It is that time of year where
Speaker: A Hall of Fame has inducted new honorees into their Hall of Fame, Tony D. The Rochester, New York, back up there in your home state, National Toy Hall of Fame. New honorees include what many people claimed is the very first toy ever.
Speaker: I'm gonna talk to you guys in the chatters box. This is what I'm dealing with. You know, we try to keep them entertaining. We try to keep them involved in the show and they don't want to be involved in any way, shape or form. They're just like, just read the news monkey. You know, like, read the **** news puppet. Yeah. I like dancing monkey. Calm down, Tony.
Speaker: Calm down, Tony and we I know you heard the thing and it has nothing to do with my people. It has everything to do with the circus. Anywho, so uh an otteries include an object dating to ancient times, a line of muscle bound action figures, and an iconic art set
Speaker: whose medium is colorful pegs, colorful pegs. The hall on Thursday announced the top master, the top three toys being Masters of the Universe, Light Bright, and the top. It's surprising if the top, you know, like a spinning top is considered to be classic, you know, the original toy, why it's not already in.
Speaker: But the trio was chosen from a field of 12 finalists that also include Bingo, Briar horses, which I'm not quite sure what those are. I don't know if those are those like - Spill it. Briar, B -R -E -Y -E -R. So I don't know if it's those like - Smoke what's good. What's good, Smoke? What's going on in the club? Are you down there with Jeff's wife? Hey, Chris, this is your dinner report.
Speaker: So I don't know if there's a there's those horse figurines that have like the the hair like the mane and tail and and like their Their body kind of feels like like felt or whatever. Right? Catan, do you know what that is? C -A -T -A -N? I've never heard of it
Speaker: I've never heard of it either. Care to enlighten us, Michael? It's a co -op board game. And you have to build cities and settlements. So it's kind of like risk? No, no, because at least in the versions that I played, you don't fight each other. But you explore land, you build roads, you build cities, you build
Speaker: stuff like that there are things there's a there's a thief that you have to stop and you do that with an army but you don't you don't attack your uh what about a navy what about a navy what about an air force what about a marines i just confused the shit out of him yeah i know right so anyways content was in there nerf the pinata phase 10 the cart game i do know what that is
Speaker: Oh, no, please. Pound puppies. The spiral grab. We're pound puppies. We want to go home with you. Yeah. Can we be friends? And racco, which I don't know what racco is either. Never heard of racco. I never heard of racco. Let's see. Let's take a peek at it real quick. Racco. Racco. Racco. Oh.
Speaker: Wait a minute. That's an old ass game. Racco is a Milton Bradley sequential matching card game with the objective of obtaining 10 numbers in numerical order in one's hands. OK, so I'm assuming you draw cards and try to get 1 through 10 or whatever. Or, you know, 25. I would call that a six.
Speaker: You call out a what? I think so. Kind of like Rummy a little bit. Hey yo, Mike. Mama Glitter say your screen. Huh? My screen's blank. Don't worry about it, Mama Glitter. Go ahead. Go ahead. We can't. We can't tonight.
Speaker: We gave up in the first 15 minutes. Mike's going to be Mike tonight. The Toy Hall of Fame inducts a new class of toys each year in a ceremony at the Strong National Museum of Play in Rochester, where the hall is housed. The top earned a place by being a childhood staple of cultures in Asia, Europe, the Americas, and Australia. According to the hall, which noted ancient Greek
Speaker: pottery shows people playing with twirling objects more than 2 ,000 years ago and You know for the Jewish culture the dreidel is a type of top The top is one of the oldest toys and an integral part of many cultures where it's developed independently as a plaything and
Speaker: the chief curator curator, Christopher Bitch. Sorry. It's it's Binch. Binch. Binch. Wow. Set in a news release with more than 5000 years of history behind it. And it's about time that the top spun its way into the National Toy Hall of Fame. I tend to agree. No, II agree 100%. Uh you know, if it's one of the original toys
Speaker: in the world. Yeah, exactly. Why are you into the Hall of Fame and kiss? They still shouldn't be there. That's just me hating on kiss. I do like I'm not a huge fan of kiss, but I do like some of their music. One of my favorite songs that is by them, that damn song, Beth. And it was after they they took their makeup off and they they did that song, Beth. And I love that fucking song. But I don't think that's Gene Simmons that sings that song.
Speaker: but uh in other news, Gallagher died. Yeah. Who? Gallagher. Yeah. Yeah. Rest in peace to that guy. He was a he was a stand -up comedian and he gained popularity um by smashing fruit like watermelons and **** on state. It was like his it was like his gimmick. He would actually do a stand -up show and then at the end, he would just he had a great he had this like great big ****
Speaker: And he would - Like Jim Gallagher? I don't know his real name. As a matter of fact, the Appel show, Dave Chappelle did a skit on him. When he would smash the watermelon in front of the crowd. The dude had been around. He was on classic. Rest in peace to that guy.
Speaker: I don't know what his first name is. He's always called Gallagher. But yeah, he would do and some of his stand up was pretty funny back in the day. But that was his niche. And when people would come to the shows, they would sit in the front row and they would give them like pachos and people would come with pachos because they knew they were going to get covered.
Speaker: and watermelons or cantaloupe or whatever. He was bringing it out there and he would smash all kinds of shit. You know, just. What's this fucking jackass doing? Which one? Connor. His night. He's standing on our way. Oh, he's somewhere. It looks like
Speaker: Um, but yeah, Gallagher died. And, um, one of the guys from Alabama died this week too. The other country and Alabama. Yeah. Yeah. So he's like, somebody dies in Alabama every fucking day. Why is that news? No, I knew you meant the band. I just didn't hear nothing about it. Cause there was a big band. A celebrity -ass stature would die. Somebody who's easy top died about a week or two ago.
Speaker: I think the other guy was passed away. Yeah. Damn. That leaves one band member left as easy top. The one without the beard. Really? Say something. I think so. I can say something. Say something. Say something about my beard, Tony D. I dare you. Better go learn to play the guitar. I better. Are you saying that me and Glick are going to die because we have beard?
Speaker: I'm saying you and Glick go ahead and be as easy to talk after this. Yeah, Kevin Conroy died. Kevin Conroy died, yeah. Glick don't know. Yeah, he was the voice of Batman. The animated series. Yeah. Well, not just the animated series. He also was in Justice League and he voiced Batman in
Speaker: at least the first three Batman Arkham Asylum games. And then he also did The Injustice. He voiced Batman in Injustice. And he even played Batman in one of the WB DC shows. Yeah. So Gallagher died this week. Kevin Gallagher died. There was a kid that was on the TV show. He died too.
Speaker: Uh, Dan McCaffrey, vocalist from Nazareth. Rock band died. Never heard. I didn't hear about that. Listen, peace. Jeff Jeff Cook, the guitarist from Alabama. He passed away. That's who it was. I just found this website. That's pretty interesting. Aaron Carter died. We all knew that. That's what that is, you know. Aaron Carter, wasn't that the Backstreet Boys dude?
Speaker: Aaron Carter was Nick Carter's little brother. Nick Carter was in, was it Backstreet Boys? Yeah, Backstreet Boys. Yeah, I guess the day after he died, they were in like England or Germany or something like that doing a concert and they did an amazing tribute to Aaron and they sang a song specially dedicated to him and
Speaker: And all the guys kind of spoke on him because they're like, you know, it wasn't just Nick's little brother. He was all of our little brother because I mean, those, those guys grew up together. They've been doing this shit for fucking 30 years, 30 goddamn years. I've known each other and they were just, they were youngins when they died. All takeoff got murdered too from the Migos. Yeah. I was going to get to that. Takeoff got murdered. I got to go tomorrow and we'll see. Fuck.
Speaker: fuck black panther too. Wow. Wow. Just, just unnecessary. Just unnecessary hatred. Hey boys, look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? Did you guys know golf's black by chance?
Speaker: I'm going to see. I'm going to see that that movie but that's the only reason why I want to watch it. That's the only reason why I want to watch it. That's the only reason why I want to watch it. That's the only reason why I want to watch it. That's the only reason why I want to watch it. That's the only reason why I
Speaker: Well played, Golf Hawk. Well played, sir. No, no, not that. Not that. Are you sure? No, the movie, the movie's going to stop. Submirror to save that franchise. That's it.
Speaker: on for this Submariner. Submariner, first of all, Submariner could kick Aquaman's ass. He was barely a fucking sidekick character. He is not a sidekick character. Submariner is an original OG. When Marvel started, there were only three, Captain America, the Human Torch, and Submariner.
Speaker: Nobody even knows who he is. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. Nobody knows. True Marvel fans have been waiting for Submariner to come into play from the beginning. From the beginning. Nobody knows. Submariner was supposed to come out right after Iron Man, the first one. They went with the Hulk instead. Go to Hulk with bigger money.
Speaker: because nobody knows who Submariner is because he's a throwaway character. He's not even sidekick. This is the part where Blake just wants to start a fight. This is just me poking the bear and watching your blood pressure just go through the room.
Speaker: Mike's like, God damn it. It starts pounding my drinks. Cause it's got my name on it. Mike's I'm writing a book too. It's called. That's a sequel to the first one called Black Panther. Wow. What did Black Panther do to you? Show us on the door where Black Panther touched you.
Speaker: No, Chadwick died, man. I like Chadwick. He was a good Black Panther. And his sister don't deserve to be Black Panther. They shouldn't recast. But that's a story line. That's a story line. What were they going to do? I get why they did it.
Speaker: They're honoring Chadwick by not recasting him or recasting somebody else to play back for Black Panther. I get it. I get it. They were in a tough situation. They were in a tough situation because I mean you think about that. Nobody nobody knew that Chadwick was going through that and he put out no a lot of good movies in the time that he was battling cancer and nobody knew.
Speaker: That was enough. He was an amazing actor and amazing talent. Absolutely. I think everybody knows our stance on cancer. We had our, we, you know, we were able to fortunate enough to, to get behind Jordan and, and, and meet her family and, and, and, you know, I've become friends with her, with her mom and everything like that. And then to have them come on the show. And that was awesome. And we had, we had a good time with them. I mean, we, they were in here and we got to hear Jordan's story and everything. And they even stuck around and, and, and, uh,
Speaker: Fucked off with her for a little bit. Yeah. And her mom was talking to me because there are Tampa Bay lighting fans. Yeah, we did help. It's raised money for my friend, Tina, who's battling breast cancer right now. And my dad is also currently battling prostate cancer.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Uh, surgery in December. So he, uh, he decided that he's not going to do radiation because apparently radiation just like destroys a man's manhood. And, um, and, and he's, he's doing an experimental, he's doing an experimental surgery.
Speaker: that has had a lot of success where they're literally, uh, thank you golf, where they're going to freeze the cancer and then remove it. So, and that's been, that's been making a lot of, uh, they've been having a lot of success with that. So, you know, we're gonna, you know, my dad's pretty much a bad -ass cause he, when, when he told us he had cancer and said, well,
Speaker: This is what it is. I know where I'm going. If, uh, if it don't go right, I'm ready. Um, and, and I, we're not going to worry about this thing. You know, if it takes me, it takes me. If it don't, it don't. And, uh, he hasn't really, at least me talking to him. I haven't heard him say anything that made him think, make, would make me think that he's worried about it. So.
Speaker: You know, but we'll see. He hasn't really went through any of the treatments yet, but that we'll find out next month. So hopefully, hopefully the surgery will be successful. And then, you know, cancer won't have claimed, uh, you know, another, another good person, you know, and, uh, you know, and Tina, Tina, Tina's doing good. We're really hoping that, uh,
Speaker: She won't need anything else other than, than radiation. Right. Uh, you know, she's, she's very strong. She, she, uh, Get in touch with her, man. Get in, get in touch with her for real. So I said, what's happening. Um, she was cool when she was up here. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Well, she said you could have her number. And she said, uh,
Speaker: She, she said that she was, she sent me crying emojis and she said she wasn't expecting that from Tony. Good. No, good. I don't know how to send Tony a message thanking him. That is so sweet of them. So, you know, she wasn't, she didn't think I was going to say anything. And then she definitely didn't think that, uh, you know, that, uh, that, uh,
Speaker: that anybody was going to help at all. So, yeah, thank you, Tony. You tell her I said, you tell her I said she was supportive and she was fun. I haven't forgotten her. She's more than welcome. Tell her to let that, please. That's all I need, Mike. She's good. And also put in the parentheses, I lost a bit. We'll get you some.
Speaker: but they're the parentheses. I say we're more than just assholes. We're grown ass men. Gentlemen. I have a problem. The fucking beer band has struck why we were alive. Are you serious while we're alive? I had a whole 12 pack in the refrigerator when we started the show. There's only four left. A whole 12 pack. There's only four left.
Speaker: For got me and I was home and awake this time quick turn yourself in I Can't we can't do this. I can't I can't keep I can't live like this Tony D. I'm in fear Turn yourself. I mean, how many how many have you seen click drink like, you know four or eight? I've only had this is only my second one I've only had two. Hey, here's a third one
Speaker: Well, I've only had three and there's only four left. Do the math. There should be nine left. Yeah, five of my beers. Are you sure we're not using common core math? Well, we're doing common core math. We've been here for the next two hours trying to figure this math equation out. And the answer would have been five. And the answer would have been the right angle. I'll also lease circle.
Speaker: This is a bullshit, Tony. I can't. I can't. I demand justice. While you were here. While you were even aware. Where is the sparkly vampire at when I need him to to to seek vengeance for me? I ain't trying to burn the bridges but I know that your boy ain't on the wall no more. I think he got your bill. Oh, no, Frank's over on the wall. He's over on the other wall.
Speaker: You been drinking my beer, bitch? When your cable get cut off, watch me happen. Again. I cut my cable off you goosely motherfucker. You know what I think your first mistake was? I'll pull a Dr. Strange and that's right, whatever the hell that, where he like jumps out of his body. What is that? The astral plane. Yeah, I'll astral plane, indeed. And my foot in yo ass, Frank.
Speaker: People can't even can your ass and conquer you. Keep it up. I could play with my beard. I think you messed up when you didn't buy 24 Pat. Oh, see, last night I got pretty drunk. And last weekend I got really drunk. Friday I got feeling pretty good. I was borderline drunk on Friday, but Saturday,
Speaker: Saturday. Well, I would also remember Saturday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember the only, the only part I don't remember about Saturday, which is usually how it used to be when I used to drink all the time and go out and party and stuff is the car ride home. I never remember the car ride home, but everything else. Yeah. Tony, are you using that to my advantage?
Speaker: You're like French fries and lemonade. I'm like, wait a minute. I went and got me some authentic Mexican food today. Nice. I went to, I went to Taco Bell. No, I went to Taco Bell. Duh.
Speaker: That's the real Mexican food right there. Oh, is it now? Yeah. And unpopular opinion. I had the nacho fries for the first time today. Everybody makes a big deal about them. They make a big deal over the McRib. The McRib is that good? The McRib is fresh. Watch your mouth.
Speaker: The McRib is, the McRib is, I like it. I do like it, but I'm not losing my mind about it. I seen a guy on YouTube the other day did a video and showed how to make a McRib at home. And some of the seasoning that's in that kind of blew my mind. I didn't realize that that was what they used to make the barbecue sauce and season the ribs with.
Speaker: but his damn rib look good as hell. Like I want to, I need to find that video again and save it. Honestly, honestly, the only thing you have to do is go, what is that? The cheap, the cheap shit that you can buy the Mark available dinners and you just get the family pack of rib patties and then you get and get some sub buns. No, there's, there's a lot more that goes done.
Speaker: There's a lot more that goes into it and I'm actually thinking about. If yes, Paul, Paul, it is everything that that McDonald's does is potted meat meat. I remember I remember seeing a promotional work where it was in like the 90s or something where they said when they're talking about the Big Mac, you know, like
Speaker: Our burgers are now being made with real hamburger meat. And we're like, it should have always been that way. You know, that makes sense. Cause if you ever, they had fake shakes, they had fake, they have fake meat, they have fake everything. Look at how much food you're putting out every day. Yeah. I'm actually thinking about, um, if I get this townhouse that I was telling you about earlier, Tony. Yeah.
Speaker: Uh, I'm gonna have me like a little patio area. I'm actually thinking about getting me like a, just a small smoker to put out there. That's a good idea on the building. I think you could have a smoke on the exterior. It's on the exterior. It's on the exterior of the building. It's a patio. Okay. You gotta be 50 feet away with some buildings. No, yeah, that's that. I think you got crazy laws down there. Okay.
Speaker: I've I've always had when I've had townhouses and stuff. I've always had girls on my back patio. Okay. So, I mean, that's where you put it. No, you're fine. I ain't mad at you. Watch out. Be worried. Yeah, no, I just I just want to get a small smoker. I'm not going to get like a great big one and it's a and it's a patio. So, I would put it up in the front corner of my patio anyways. So, I can start smoking me some some ribs and ****
Speaker: What do you think the score of the TCU Texas game is right now? Bullshit. It's halftime. 34 -17, Texas. It's 3 -0, TCU. themselves a fucking barn burner out in Texas tonight. They just got talked about last week. Yeah, game day was there today. TCU got talked about real bad last week. They were called a fraud, I believe. Really?
Speaker: Cause they're, they're undefeated. They're ranked number four in the country. I mean, they, they, they've had some close games. I mean, they smoked Tarleton state and Colorado. They only won by eight against SMU. They beat Oklahoma's ass. They beat Kansas. Let's just, let's just be real. All right. Texas has probably got the best football teams for period.
Speaker: There was no team better than the Texas. What did my sound go? NFL team, Cowboys, Cowboys, best football team ever. Cowboys, best NFL, the Longhorns, best, best, best.
Speaker: Well, I was gonna say, TCU is getting a lot of love. Like I said, they're ranked number four in the country. But they played Oklahoma ranked, Kansas ranked, Oklahoma State ranked in the top Kansas ranked, Texas ranked. They've got five ranked fucking opponents that they are just and of the four they've ran through for that they played. So in my opinion, being undefeated, they deserve to be in the top four.
Speaker: Texas only because they want other people to, you know, think that they have a shot. That's what Alabama's doing. Because Georgia's only played one, two, they got three ranked opponents that they're playing on their schedule for Georgia. And they beat Tennessee. Kentucky's probably not even going to be ranked after they lost to Vandy today. Shocker.
Speaker: And then they beat Oregon, uh, Ohio state has one, two, three ranked opponents. They beat Notre Dame. They beat Penn state. They got Michigan. They got Michigan coming up. It's like a hot dog then because that's the same thing that hot dog and Michigan is only played. Well, we'll only play three.
Speaker: ranked opponents. So, I mean, TCU in the top four, they've got five ranked opponents that they're, that they're played. And I'm with you, mama, Blake. Uh, Alabama has, where the fuck is Alabama? Stupid asset there at the bottom.
Speaker: Well, I was looking at today's score. So yeah, they were at the bottom because they played earlier. So they were down at the bottom of the scores. They play one, two, three, four. They had four ranked opponents and they lost the two of them. And they lost the two of them. So, um, right. Mom would like.
Speaker: Um, more, uh, go talk to answer your question. I don't know. Uh, I think it's going to be a really good game this year against Michigan and Ohio state last year, Michigan throttled Ohio state. Uh, and if Michigan does what they've been doing to all their opponents this year, they're going to fucking throttle Ohio state again, because they start off slow in the first half. And, um, because they just, they're, they're ball hogs. So they, they control the clock.
Speaker: Uh, and then they just, they just wear defense out. And then in the second half, the defense is out of gas and then they have their way with them. Kind of like a prime date. Hmm. Where's Tony? He out by the end of the time. Then he does the informer.
Speaker: And you're freezing up. So, you know, I'm not freezing up. I wasn't moving. No, you just froze a little bit. No, you can't be froze. Michigan offensive line was a decent game last year. They was pretty good in the last game they had last year. Michigan's Michigan's offensive line is disgusting. This last year and this year.
Speaker: them boys Are something else and they have just been Just bullying defensive lines man like today And I know it was only Nebraska Nebraska is not not looking great this year But even against Penn State Penn State was a top 10 ranked team and
Speaker: And they were supposedly had one of the top defenses in the country. And Michigan, that offense on Michigan made them look like a junior high team. It was ridiculous. So they've just been bullying the fuck out of people, defensively and offensively. And Ohio State,
Speaker: Unfortunately for them, and I don't know how long they're gonna be out, they lost both of their running backs. They lost the one last week and then they lost one today. So that just leaves Stroud. And Stroud still thinks he's still in Ann Arbor from last year after Aiden Hutchinson just wore that boy's ass out all game. Aiden Hutchinson was all over him second the fuck out of me last year. So,
Speaker: You know, I think I think you know, I I'm glad that it seems like the rivalry is back. It has it has been looking that way for the for the last few years. But Ohio State, you know, Jim Harbaugh was not beating his rivals. He could not beat Michigan State. He couldn't beat Ohio State. Now all of a sudden in the last two years, now he's like he's a fucking man on a mission and they go for Penn State is about to be back to real Penn State and Notre Dame.
Speaker: I said it was about four or five years ago. I said they both want to start popping up and look at what they're doing. Well, Penn State's no joke. I mean, Penn State is a problem with Penn State and they were talking about that during the Michigan game. Penn State is on a roller coaster and the last four years they've started their seasons out four and oh five and oh you know six or whatever and then they reach that peak and they drop and then they'll lose like their last six games. I know but they're coming.
Speaker: Penn State and Notre Dame are coming. Penn State and I don't know what's going on with Notre Dame. I don't really know what to think about Notre Dame because they're just... They focus more on academics than football. Oh, yeah, no, absolutely. But as a football team, they're always incredibly overrated at the beginning of the season. Because they're independent. Well, and they do that. They do that on purpose. That's more money for them. Yes. All you got to do is have the team win the loop.
Speaker: We looked good last week against Clemson. They beat the piss out of Clemson last week, which is which is a sign that they coming. And then they were over overrated or not. You just beat one of the best teams in football over the past five years, which is how you get in the ranking. Yeah. Oh, no. I was about to turn in college football because Alabama's going down. Clemson's going down. But everybody else in Michigan get on their fucking game like you've been singing because Michigan has been there. Ohio State's going to fuck up. But then you're also going to have to worry about
Speaker: I'm gonna go ahead and see it. Y 'all better get ready for Auburn. Well, that's the crazy thing, though, about the SEC. Any any team in the SEC any given year could just be dominant. No, I used to think that it's been proven time and time again. I mean, Alabama is the most dominant. Yes, Kentucky stuff. Georgia is about to be back in the mix. Georgia might get the championship beginning to show who won't beat him. Do you see you horned frogs?
Speaker: I want to thank y 'all for watching this week's episode. I'm going to win a basic bowl game. Hey, TCU is ranked number four in the country. I know they're undefeated and they're undefeated. And let's be real, they're due. And as far as the four teams ranked number one through four, they've played the most ranked opponents.
Speaker: They ain't gonna be good. You could say on paper, statistically or whatever, that they have a stronger strength of schedule than the other three. Based off that fact. You gotta win national championship. Yeah, I mean, but hey, anything can happen. I don't think a lot of people were expecting Tennessee to beat Alabama, even as good as Tennessee is right now.
Speaker: No, there's no denying how good Tennessee is. Well, Tennessee has been coming up. So they're actually going to be a decent rivalry. So the SEC is almost wide back wide open here, which is what everybody wanted because everybody's talking about. Yeah. TCU ain't no slouching. I mean, I don't know what's going to happen in this game tonight. I mean, it's, it was three nothing at the half and I'm.
Speaker: Yeah, you can't sleep on Texas either. And as much as I don't like to say, Texas ain't no joke either. They just kind of hit, you know, they, in all honesty, they should have beat Alabama this year. They got screwed in there. In all honesty, TCU normally runs an excellent record every year. I remember when there was 10 to know back when the DCS prep started, they was getting all those goals in the feeder teams. Oh yeah. Oh, we're going to see, we're going to see golf. How can I hear you on that? I hear you on that. Oh yeah. That's awesome, Chris.
Speaker: Um, no, you know, I'm with you. I'm with you golf. See you is for real, man. They stay for reals probably because I mean, even back in the day, like you were saying, Tony with the BCS and this and everything else, you know, Boise state was undefeated for what, like four fucking years and just never even got looked at.
Speaker: And they were winning their bowl games too. Now boys because they didn't like how they said their style of football wasn't good. And when they got to one ball game, they did lose. Yeah, I mean, they did eventually lose one, but. You know, was it USF or UCF or whatever one of those? Yeah, yeah, when they was running, I remember that shit. Yeah. And they're like, we're the National. They were the only undefeated school in the country. That was right before COVID hit. Yeah.
Speaker: They're like all the undefeated team and and got completely shafted in the in the playoffs or whatever. It was just like I'm a whole Hawaii. Hawaii was undefeated. They was talking junk. They played George in the bowl game in Georgia. Stop it. Yeah. Smoke that ass. Georgia stopped the **** out of them. That shit was embarrassing. Texas got the morning kid coming in. It's over the man or the man kid. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, Chris. Ignition your high school football.
Speaker: The man is it on whose kid is it? He lies on things or was it their brothers? You know, there's three of them. It's Archie Manning. Grandson. No, his name's Archie, I believe. Yeah, well, it must be the grandson. But I don't know who's taking Eli. He like an older brother. Yeah, Archie. Right. And they don't they have a brother that's
Speaker: the third. Let's see here. Manning Brothers. Oh, Cooper. Cooper Manning. Cooper, Peyton, Eli, and Cooper. Oh, six is not going to go for years because if he's the best player in the country, you guys are going to be injured by the end of the next season. They're going to target his ass. They're going to target his ass, you know. So, Cooper's the oldest.
Speaker: Okay, so his kids are Cooper's kids are May Archie and Heidi Yeah, Peyton is the middle one Eli's the baby Peyton's got two kids Marshall Marshall and Mosley apparently twins and then Eli's got four kids Ava Lucy Carolyn and Charles
Speaker: them motherfuckers are just sitting on Money in Championship. Yeah, other than Coop, which, you know, Coop's got money. He's doing his thing. They're just sitting on Money in Comfortability. I'm curious to know what happens to what happens to yours when when Arch comes up to Texas next year.
Speaker: What happened to who? Viewers, the quarterback in Texas right now who transferred from Ohio State because Ohio State had like seven five -star quarterbacks and viewers was like, I'm not going to fucking play it. I'm better than any of these assholes. And he entered the portal. And he didn't do it since he came back from injury. So.
Speaker: What was I looking at? Nebraska, Michigan, 34 -3, Michigan wins. University of Washington and Oregon are in a dogfight. Washington's winning 27 -24 in the third quarter. Ugly.
Speaker: Yeah, it's a TCU has the ball and it's three to nothing still so. Did Mike die? No, he's doing something. I'm about to drop down anyway. I gotta go call my mom. No, that's all right. I'm gonna wrap this up here real quick.
Speaker: on our Saturday night song. Saturday night soon. Hey, yo, Mike. Have I told you guys that I want to send a message, man? Take a Snapchat. Go ahead, bro. If I told you guys I want to punch Jeff in the head for all his goddamn videos he made. I can't even watch all the videos he sends me.
Speaker: No, I'm talking about the ones that he made and added to our **** brain. Yeah, I told you. I told him don't do that crazy if he did it any damn way. There. Here we go. Alright. So, we're gonna wrap up. We appreciate you guys listening and hanging out tonight. Cheddar's box. You guys were doing your damn thing. We appreciate y 'all as always. Oh, excuse me. Hopefully, you guys enjoyed the show. Go ahead and check us out on them social medias. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok.
Speaker: Join us live Monday, Wednesday and Saturday night at 6 PM on YouTube and Twitch. And if you can't join us live, that's okay. You can listen to us anywhere, anytime on Spotify and basically everywhere and anywhere you listen to podcasts that we are there all at nonsense nonsense. You know what to do? Hit that follow button, hit that like button and go ahead and share the shit out of it.
Speaker: It's Saturday night. So, we're going to wrap the show up like we always do with our guys, Blacktop Mojo. Go check them out wherever you stream music and on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. Go show them some love. Check out their tour schedule and if they're coming to a town near you, I would strongly recommend you guys going to go see them because you are in for a hell of a show. They put on a phenomenal live show.
Speaker: Next time I come back to Ohio, I plan on going to see him again.
Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until they're ongoing She waits for spells into the wind and she commuses
Speaker: Wait the blade above her head As I began to breathe, she said Oh, mother in the sky Take this back and find I wanna live forever No, spirit in the earth Give me a new word, maybe a dime
Speaker: The eyes look on and she starts to feast There was a smile on her face as she walked by to leave It's her left to back her head as blood ran down her chest
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No man, like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby.
Speaker: All right, well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Yeah, bathroom key, all right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362 and I'm gonna have to have exact same, so we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. Just that. Just that. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: More load in the sky, take the track and fight I wanna live forever And I'll feel it in the air, giving out of it Maybe you've gone lying
Speaker: It wasn't just me or was that audio off a little bit? I think the audio was off just a little bit. It was off a little bit. How would you know? You were asleep. No, I wasn't. We were talking about these at the beginning of the show. Yeah, where do you get those?
Speaker: I've been looking for him myself and I I haven't found him but anyways, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out tonight. We will be back
Speaker: same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. So make sure you guys tune in. In the meantime, go ahead and check out all the episodes on Spotify. Get caught up if you're not caught up. And go to them social medias. Still spinning so. Until then, we will see you guys next time. Michael, what do you have to say to the people? Peace out.
Speaker: And as Jeffrey would say, if Jeffrey was here, but Jeffrey's probably here in spirit since he's probably dead. Deuces! Tony D, let these motherfuckers know one time for me, sir. Mother had ya, mother made ya, motherfucker. And with that, ladies and gentlemen, the wisest words ever uttered by the wisest man you'll ever know
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