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Speaker: What it comes down to is this guy's always got an excuse for something Hey listen here with
Speaker: Yeah, we had this conversation one day. I got I think I got I got 10 more days. You know, it's worse. You know, just kind of kind of rehash this. You know, it's worse. I think he got she was cute. I thought we were going to lids and I was just going to happen with. She is too. She is more than cute, but but that's beside the question. Yes, it was good.
Speaker: I watched some of it, not all of it. But no, no, I found out we actually went to an actual Pittsburgh Steelers store. Ooh. Torture. So, of course, the whole time I'm in there, I'm going. Oh, God. Oh, God. Well, I'm right here. I'm right here, Kelly Cam. Cam was good. Speaking of speaking of being sick.
Speaker: Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, I swear to God, I thought I was going to die. I caught a 36 hour virus that I literally spent the entire time in the bathroom not working. It was horrible.
Speaker: It's a good thing your office doubles as a bathroom, or your bathroom doubles as an office. No, believe it or not, here's Thursday morning. You could have been working. You know, you could have been working. I had six appointments, and I was like, my boss is like, are you going to be able to power through? And I said, yeah, I should be able to power through. Two seconds later, I'm turning around like this, throwing up. I was like, yeah, I'm not going to power through. I pulled a muscle in my chest, throwing up, because I had nothing in my stomach, so I was dry heaving. Dry heaving, dude.
Speaker: and I pulled a muscle in my chest behind my sternum and it felt like somebody had stabbed me and just I agree but
Speaker: I seriously thought at one point, cause I had pain in my arm as well. And I was like, fuck, I'm having a heart attack. Why don't you kick the show live? We could have done a breaking news. I'm live. And we, you know, it was, it was fucking horrible. I had to actually go get shots. Fuck around and get rabies.
Speaker: No, no, they gave me a shock for the pain because literally I could not focus on anything else but the pain that I was in for pulling the muscle. Sounds like you had RSV. I guess it was called the Niro, N -U -R -O, virus. It's like a 36 hour thing. I don't know exactly how it's pronounced, but... Teniro, Robert Teniro. Shut up.
Speaker: You talking to me? You talking to me? You talking to me? You must be talking to me. I don't see anybody else here.
Speaker: Did you get a temperature? No, I never got a temp. I just got sick as a dog. Like a stomach bug. Yeah, it was like a stomach bug. But once I started throwing up, and since I couldn't eat, I literally ate bread and crackers. You sound like a stomach virus, it does. Yeah, it was horrible. A few years, well, several years back,
Speaker: Cam, I don't know if you remember this or not. Cheers. What's up, hon? Cheers. I'm gonna give you that. Heineken's good. That's my winter beer here in Ohio. It's not strong. I have four of them on my desk. Good job, Kevin. Two of them things.
Speaker: They're the same alcohol content as a Budweiser or or what you're drinking right now. They got a different. They're lifting. They're lifting pizzas. They're lifting pizzas. They're lifting pizzas. They're lifting pizzas. They're lifting pizzas. They're lifting pizzas. They're lifting pizzas. They're lifting pizzas. They're lifting pizzas. They're lifting pizzas. They're lifting pizzas. They're lifting pizzas. They're lifting pizzas. They're lifting pizzas. They're lifting pizzas. They're lifting pizzas. They're lifting pizzas. They're lifting pizzas.
Speaker: and um yeah no no to the point where they they they said if the pain continues past a certain point i think was like if it paint is because this is thursday they said the paint continues on to saturday we're gonna have to take you in for x -rays because you might have cracked a rib yeah i was like wait what yeah and i was like god i fucking hope not
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I came home. I took a hot bath. Everything that I was laying in bed. I wasn't hungry. I wasn't like throwing up. I was just in pain. And then all of a sudden I had a fever and it was like a hundred and 405 and it would not snap. And I laid in bed for hours.
Speaker: And this was just shortly before the exit, my ex -wife and I split. So she didn't give a shit if I was alive or dying or not. And she just happened to come upstairs. Like that insurance covers, right? Yeah. She just happened to come upstairs and she was like, are you not going to eat? And I was just, I guess I was ghost white. I was just wetting.
Speaker: wound up going to the hospital and I don't remember what it was. It was some kind of intestinal infection that I had that it's swollen like the lymph nodes or whatever all in my back. That's the little friction. That's not good.
Speaker: And I had had it for a couple days that basically they said if I would have waited any longer like it reached out of that Yeah, well, they know there was no bite about it. They said I would I would reach that point where They thought when I first went into the hospital was appendicitis, but I wasn't throwing up or anything I didn't have the shits so then they took several fucking tests put me on some sweet -ass pain meds because Cabs older brother and his wife
Speaker: Ask me whatever you want, Doc, now. I don't feel shit. Yes, I could. Cam's older brother and his wife. Yeah, Cam's older brother and his wife, they, like, called ass to the hospital because the kids' mom told him I was at the hospital. So they came to make sure, you know, like, see what was going on and make sure I'm fucking high as a kite boy, happy as can be. And, you know, for me, I don't take prescription meds. So they hit me hard.
Speaker: any. I don't like it. They hit me hard. The nurse was making fun of me. She's like, we only gave him half a dose. And the kids, my ex was like, you don't take it. That's what she was like, you have to understand. She was like, you have to understand. Like, that's what she told us. She's like, he doesn't take anything stronger than like a Tylenol, extra strength Tylenol.
Speaker: So she's like that half a dose of the pain medicine. Yeah, I was on cloud nine man. I was smiling like a goopy. They gave me the game killer. They gave me just numb to the pain. Like it, I can still feel it, but it was enough where I could finally pass the fuck out.
Speaker: three o 'clock in the morning, Thursday, I'm still wide the fuck away in pain. Could not, I couldn't lay certain ways. I laid on my chest and made it worse. I was like, I must've cracked a rib, but I didn't apparently. But no, I'm fine now. I think I'm backing up like 99%.
Speaker: I was asking for some of that **** to go. I was like, can I get this to go? This is probably a whole lot more expensive than beer but I don't have to take as much of it. I'm just saying. Yeah, right. Hey, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back. Welcome back. Cheers. Welcome back.
Speaker: Thank you for having me back. For those of you who don't know who may or may not have missed it. Thank you for coming back. Special guest, former NFL player, activist. Chris Cluey in the building. I think, well, one or two things, either he really enjoyed hanging out with us or he's a glutton for punishment.
Speaker: Welcome back sir. How's your week been man? It's been good. It's been good. We got quite a bit of rain. So everything's starting to dry out, but we definitely needed it. I've seen that on the news. There was some flooding and some stuff like that out in certain parts of California look like.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, we we avoided most of that because generally Southern California doesn't get hit super hard. It's mainly sort of more central and the northern parts of the state. But yeah, it was it was nice to get some actual precipitation. We have been in a drought for a while.
Speaker: You guys were in a drought when I was there when I was like 10. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's been like permanent drought. I don't know if it can rain enough. Well, here's my question. All that rain you had in California. Did it stop no fires yet? Jesus Christ. Yeah. Right. We know we're not in fire season yet. 20 years. The stadium burns. Somehow stuff keeps growing back. I know. This is not a very good tourist PSA for California at all.
Speaker: I'm pretty sure people are still going to come to see us. We got fire, butterflies. Earthquakes. I'm still trying to find them waves from Hawaii Fireboy. I got to farm with this shit. I'm like, I don't see them waves yet. What the hell?
Speaker: right? Yeah. Fire season is usually around summer to summer to fall. It's uh it is never should never live somewhere where you have a fire season, right? I mean, that's just that that just sounds like well, there's many terrors of Australia. You say that like you say that like but I live in an area where we have a hurricane season. Oh yeah, we had a hurricane season too.
Speaker: I lived in South Carolina. I mean, we had hurricane season two, but that's like a natural, you know, it's just like one of those in California. God hates California so much. Natural things. Natural there. We have a fire season now. I mean, it's like, I just have it.
Speaker: Add it to your calendar, boys. That's like the, actually the next big disaster they're worried about is, it's called like this arc storm, I guess was the name they came up for it. And it's that atmospheric river phenomenon that happens where, you know, a whole bunch of water gets sucked out of the Pacific and kind of ends up settling over the state.
Speaker: apparently like in the in the historical record every 200 years or so just an absolutely massive amount of water will come in like it's like almost two to three months of solid rain like full on i think the last one they had was in like the 1800s and it literally like flooded the central valley up to a depth of like 40 feet and so it's like they're they're talking about like this this will be like we're due for another one in like the next 40 years or so so my question is what the
Speaker: waiting for my kids to graduate high school, then maybe we'll go to Minnesota. That might still be on the college plan, but hopefully they're in high school.
Speaker: No, we had that happen when I lived out in South Carolina. We had what they called the 100 year reigns and it rained for every day for like two and a half months, you know, and there were several areas down there. I mean,
Speaker: already living below sea level. There were several areas that were flooded and it was just it was insane to me being from being from Ohio and you know we never have to deal with you know we got to deal with. We said in Ohio if you don't like the weather just wait a minute. Yeah. Bipolar schizophrenic. Exactly and haystalk. I don't like the one that just wait a minute.
Speaker: It's true because it's very true. Literally, he pisses down rain, you cross the street, and it stopped. And you're like, well, okay. Well, I mean, for instance, what? Well, Tuesday, Saturday. Saturday, I think it was like 20 degrees here, 20, 25 degrees here. Last two days has been 60.
Speaker: Tomorrow the temperature supposed to start dropping back down into the 30s and shit tomorrow. So yeah, it's Well, I've noticed a lot of that too has been recently that on that hold it like the Arctic polar vortex thing That's been happening where the the Gulf Stream dips down and just drags all that Arctic like cold mass down So yeah, it's we're doing a number on the planet. That's for sure
Speaker: Yeah, we're not alone. We're getting help. Actually just check up there by asking. We'll talk about that story. You heard it here first. Ladies and gentlemen, to add to Chris's credentials, he's also a.
Speaker: meteorologist by hobby. Right. Board certified meteorologist. At the end of the day, he told me something because I was like, really? I didn't know that. So I was like, there you go. The more you know. There you go. And knowing this after the battle.
Speaker: You graduated Jesus, you're a baby. My third year was a couple years ago. Speaking of all of Chris's accolades, yeah, I know I said that word, improperly.
Speaker: in the middle of nowhere in Ohio. And me butchering the English language. Chris, you're a writer, aren't you? I don't think there's a U in that word. Acculade. It's a brand new car. It's my Hyundai. Right? The Acculade. The Hyundai Acculade. Does it come in blue? Yep.
Speaker: Yeah, I was a proud, proud public school graduate. That's, that is something that I do wish we invested more in our, in our public education. We, we are drastically survived. You went, you went to a, you went to a, you know, you went to a pretty, a pretty good college though. I mean, you went to UCLA. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, no, it's well, and I mean, to be fair, like the public schools in Southern California usually tend to be pretty good. Like we we do have a fairly robust education system here. You know, that's not to say it can't be better, because obviously there are a lot of areas where it needs to be better. But yeah, it was, you know, the I was fortunate enough to know the high school I went to was a good high school. And you know, it was a public school. So yeah, UCLA, though, was definitely that's that's a tough school to get into these days. They have a lot of applicants.
Speaker: Yeah, my high school was in the middle of a cornfield, if that says anything. Yeah, exactly. Chris and I went to school, it's basically like, there's one rule in Ohio, and you can see a cornfield from, I forget what it goes, it's either you can see a cornfield from your bedroom window,
Speaker: or you pass a cornfield on the way home, or your school is across from a cornfield. That would be the face of the airport. So you're saying they have a lot of corn. A lot. It's kind of our thing. It's kind of our thing. And you can always tell what drove through the cornfield because their car didn't look like it went through a hailstorm. There's Cam.
Speaker: What's up? How you doing, sir? What up, James? How you doing? I'm at work. I'm trying to duck off into office for a little bit. Be careful. Don't get crossed up. Knock it out of the conference room and just turn the lights out.
Speaker: I already sent a memo to his boss. I just texted his boss. Chris, this is a big boy job now. I can do this. Chris, this is Dan. This is the gentleman who's responsible for bringing you on the show with us idiots. So if you want to be mad at him, be mad at him. It's a pleasure to put a face to the name. Yeah, I was going to say.
Speaker: If you're going to yell at somebody, now's the time. No, it's been good. So Chris, I actually had a question for you. I had a question for you. I understand you were in a band or you actually play an instrument? Yeah, so I was in a band kind of like
Speaker: alt rock band called ourselves Tripping Icarus. I played the bass guitar. I actually grew up playing the violin and then stopped playing once I got into high school because it's either sports or music after school at that point. But yeah, it was the funny thing is, is like never really had an intention of being in a band. But I got really addicted to Guitar Hero. I got really good at Guitar Hero. And eventually it was like, you know, I should just learn the actual instrument.
Speaker: So yeah, so I ended up learning the bass and then took some lessons. I tried the normal six string guitar first, but it didn't really click with me. But the bass felt a lot more like the violin that generally you're only on like one string at a time. So it felt a lot more natural. Then yeah, one of my good friends there, he was the
Speaker: He's the executive editor of Game Informer. I think he's now since left to work for Gearbox, I want to say. But he had mentioned he'd been in a band with a friend of his like 15, 20 years before that. So he knew a drummer. He was a guitarist. I'm like, sweet. If you guys want, let's try and do this thing. And yeah, it was a really fun experience. It's a lot of similarities to sports in that you're a team trying to work together, but you're not always on the same page.
Speaker: Someone wants their riff. Someone else is playing too fast. It's like, gotta get all the moving parts working in the same way. Do you still play? I don't with them because they're all in Minneapolis. So when I moved back to California, yeah, that made it rough. And also, it's just as my kids have gotten older, it's become really hard to carve out chunks of time to do stuff, right? Because when I was practicing with them,
Speaker: we'd practice late at night, like from nine to like 11 30 or so, because that was kind of the only time that we've had. And nowadays, like with my kids, you know, being older and requiring even more stuff, like it's hard to even find that chunk of time when, you know, I'm already doing a lot of stuff in terms of like playing soccer and like writing and doing other things. So yeah, unfortunately it's not something I'm doing currently, but music is definitely something I'm trying to instill in my children. Cause I think it's, you know, important for kids to have that in their upbringing.
Speaker: Yeah, oh yeah, for sure. And it's also something where you may not even enjoy it as a kid, but it might be something you come back to later, and then you're gonna be really glad you got that foundation built early, because now you don't have to learn everything.
Speaker: Let me tell you, I bought a violin a while back. And it literally just sits on my shelf staring at me. The violin, it's a difficult instrument to learn. Because most instruments, you actually know what you're supposed to do, right? So they'll have frets, they'll have keys. If you hit the note, you play the note. Violin, first you have to learn how to listen. Because if the note's not right, that's on you.
Speaker: You gotta put your finger exactly where it's supposed to be. That would have been great information six months ago. Now I just have a nice beautiful black violet over my desk just staring at my face.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean like the thing is like if you if you spend about five or six months like really drilling down into like learning how to how to listen to you know what the notes are and it requires playing a lot of scales like a lot of boring practice stuff but once you get that in place becomes a lot easier to learn music because
Speaker: you develop an ear for it, where you're like, okay, I know, like, I don't know exactly how the song is supposed to go, right? But you'll play a certain note, you'd be like, oh, that doesn't fit, right? Like, it just doesn't sound right. And so that's, that's something where like, hopefully my kids, you know, are, you know, it helps them if they want to pursue a musical career. I think music brought us to brain. Oh, for sure.
Speaker: And definitely when you have children, babies, they always emphasize playing some type of classical music in the background. It does come upon those students. I think they'll have something within them automatically to want to pick it up. Yeah. Well, I think they've actually done studies where it shows that like it does make your brain more flexible, the more you're exposed to music at a young age and you know,
Speaker: Who knows whether it's just like the patterns of notes or just like making your brain think in different ways. But yeah, musical education is I mean, again, that's something that every kid should have access to. Absolutely. Two of my three kids are in the band or in the school marching band. My oldest one plays
Speaker: clarinet something I was at every football game cheering on the band even though you know
Speaker: we back in my day we made fun of the band because I was a football player but you know uh and my middle daughter she plays the uh trombone but she wants to play the drums she's just she's actually pretty they're both pretty good I was surprised at how much she picked up
Speaker: the trombone, how good she is. Um, but she wants to play the drums. She's just waiting for them to, because everybody wants to play the drums. So they didn't have a plan available. And that's what her teacher told them between sixth grade, between seventh and eighth grade, usually people drop off and playing the drums and a spot opens up. And as long as it's something she still wants to do, then they'll slide her right in. So. Right.
Speaker: Yeah, my younger daughter plays drums. It's definitely like, it takes a lot of skill to build up just the, you know, you're playing like four different rhythms with each body part. It's like, you got to rewire your brain a certain way to do that. I had a buddy of mine in high school that he played the drums and he was amazing. And I'd sit there and just watch him going, what the hell, dude?
Speaker: Yeah, it's witchcraft. Yeah, because I can barely keep beat with one foot, let alone two different feet doing two different things, and then my hands, no, can't do it.
Speaker: Yeah, no, that, that running marathons, both, both of which were not pill or you take and you instantly learn out and know how to play. The matrix runs a marathon. I know. I still, I refuse to believe that human beings can run marathons in two hours. Like I just, I don't believe that's physically possible. I think, I think it's not real. We've all been hoodwinked and bad boozled. Yeah.
Speaker: I do know how it's possible. I do know how it's possible. That motorcycle that follows everybody around, you attach your tractor to it. And then you take the cab and then you just wait and then pop out. I think someone actually did that in the Boston Marathon. I was going to say, that really happened a couple of years back. The Boston Marathon or the New York Marathon, one of the two, somebody got in trouble for that.
Speaker: Yeah, of course I got the idea. Because that would be me. Jeff, you can't even look at a marathon on TV without having a heart attack. I would probably be the guy trying to bribe the motorcycle driver just to get a ride.
Speaker: Yeah. Speaking of drummers, one of the kids who's in the marching band at my daughter's high school made it went viral not once but twice on ESPN on their like TikTok page and on their YouTube channel for his they had him
Speaker: upside down. He was on the shoulders upside down, blindfolded, playing the drums. That's pretty cool. And one of the other band members recorded it and put it on their TikTok. And then it went to ESPN's TikTok and blew up, had millions of views and everything else. It was just like, how...
Speaker: How do you do that and sound right? Not like you're just making noise, you know? I can make two of them. Well, that's the amazing thing about humanity is that someone out there thinks, oh, yeah, that's a good idea. I'm going to try doing that. It's like, who thinks that? Unfortunately, other good ideas have never turned out too well, Jeff.
Speaker: Chris, are example one of that. No, but it comes down to a theory I've always had that everybody's good at something. You just got to find your thing you're good at and then run with it. I really thought you were going to say if there's a will, there's a way. Yeah, I feel like in your job is a nice thing to have. No, because I have no way. There's no way.
Speaker: No. There's a couple people on TikTok that when they play the drums, because I can't even fathom what goes through your brain to actually do some of the things you do when playing. Maybe one of Nick Cannon's 4 ,000 kids will get his sweet skills from Drumline and then they'll be watching it.
Speaker: So sometimes I just say things to get Tony's reaction. Chris, how you doing? I feel like you're doing long suffering. I was stuck at the show.
Speaker: You said they're being so quiet, I know he's got something he wants to say or something he wants to add. I know you wanted only, there was a couple things you wanted to cover and I don't want to divert, that's what I'm trying to tell you. Oh no, you're fine, you're fine, trust me, I got my boxer grenades beside me. You keep one. I got one. Yeah, I want to give you guys an opportunity that, you know. Oh no, I'm good, I'm good. He asked a lot of my questions last time, not big on sports, he does the family thing, he's into music. I mean, there's not really much more than just shoot the proverbial one.
Speaker: I think it's cool because if you're responsible there, that means you only got an hour, so get to your point. Yeah, right. I gotta pick up my older daughter from soccer. So I should go ahead and dive into the box of grenades and see. Yeah, go for it.
Speaker: Welcome to my world, Chris. I have a question that popped into my head today as I was listening to the radio and this damn topic came up once again. And we know your stance on gay rights and everything. What are your feelings about transgender athletes?
Speaker: I thought, oh no, we didn't question it. Sorry, I did an interview for a documentary actually about a week ago where it was a big focus of that, you know, kind of was on trans rights. So very similar questions were asked. And so for me, it's, you know, I feel trans athletes should be allowed to play, you know, in the gender they identify as.
Speaker: I know that the constant argument that you hear, you know, from the right is like, Oh, but you know, it's unfair, right? You know, it's, it's not going to be a fair competition. And the thing is sports is inherently unfair. Like I'm, I'm six foot four and a half. I can generate more force hunting the football than someone who's five 10. Like that, that's just inherently unfair. It's never going to be fair. So the fact that they're trying to say, Oh, this is unfair. It's, it's not about,
Speaker: a question of fairness it's about the fact that trans people make them feel a certain way they don't know how to deal with those feelings and they don't want to deal with those feelings and so their response is just to try and ban trans people from enjoying the same experiences that every other person gets to enjoy like it's and and you know
Speaker: Yeah, like I understand, okay, you know, yeah, you feel worried that some, you know, like trans man, right? Or trans woman might be a little bigger than someone else, right? Or might be a little faster than someone else. Guess what? There's other people who are bigger and faster. Again, sports is unfair. Like it's never going to be perfectly fair unless you close the same person like 50 times. That's the only person who gets to compete.
Speaker: Well, I understand your point, but and we actually talked about this a while back on the podcast, and this is like, I swear to God, if I could punch you through the air, I knew you were going to do this shit.
Speaker: Well, I mean, how often do we get a professional athlete on the show? No, I totally agree. And a guy who is, you know, on the pedestal and very outspoken in that community, you know, as far as rights and equality and everything like that. So, I mean, we got a two for one right now. And I was kind of mad at myself that I didn't bring it up last week.
Speaker: I totally agree. I'm just saying I'm going to look like an asshole. But and I and I bring it up to the point that I had when we actually talk about this before was and please correct me with the name. I do not remember the MMA fighter that was he transitions to female and was not a great MMA fighter as a male. But when he got into MMA as a female, started dominating like you read about to the point where he almost killed someone.
Speaker: I forgot who it was. I remember that story. Yeah, I know who you're talking about. Yeah, I mean. Now I get what you're saying when it comes to like swimming or something like that or or or or running. I don't care if you're you're you're you identify as a penguin. If you're going to run run, you know, but when it comes to something like boxing or or shut up. I can see penguin track and field face.
Speaker: I get what you're saying, but again, the point remains is that sports are inherently unfair, right? And the rules of sports are rules that we make up. There is no physical law of the universe that says this is how football is played or this is how MMA operates.
Speaker: we choose to create these distinctions. And yeah, like I, I understand. Okay. Yeah. You're worried if someone transitions, maybe are they more aggressive, right? Do they have more muscle mass? But the thing is you can find women who are aggressive, who have a, you know, uh, women who are born, you know, the biologically women who are aggressive, right? Who, who have a lot of muscle mass. And just because they're not fighting in MMA doesn't mean that they're not out there. And so if they want to fight, then like you,
Speaker: they would be allowed to fight, right? So then why, if it's the same as someone else, why isn't that other person allowed to fight? Well, my main question. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Good. All right. I'm kind of on the fence with myself with basketball and volleyball. I almost kind of see those two sports being sports with them. Due to the competition, due to the way the game is played, basketball is used because I always tell people,
Speaker: As kids, we play basketball, boys and girls. You know what I'm saying? I know there's women that'll get on the court in school, a bunch of these dudes are talking to each other. When you get older and you get in size, then it becomes an issue. I don't think it will be that much of one with those games and I may be wrong. Volleyball, I'm kind of like, it wouldn't even matter. I think that game will be universal and it will be phenomenal if male, female, transgender, they all got in there.
Speaker: I think that would be excellent. Basketball might be the biggest issue. Other sports I'm not going to see. Football, definitely. Swimming. Your brother swimming because of the swimming athlete that was a male transit to a female. And dominate everybody. I mean, he was a whole foot tall than half of those women pretty much from what we saw. And that's where the disadvantage comes in. I do agree with they should be allowed to as a sport. But then when the competition comes in, and then we also got the steroid aspect of which really becomes an issue. The estrogen, testosterone, all that craziness. I mean, look at Bruce Jenner.
Speaker: He was a beast. Hell, I'm gonna go up to him now. I saw that fool when he was doing them dumbbells when he got his SP. I wouldn't go against that guy. No, here's my question. How do you separate the liars? Because, you know, I'm a shit athlete. I'll be the first to admit it. But if I transition - You're not transitioning than playing any sport and successfully, Jeff. I'm gonna go ahead and tell you that right now. So here's the thing.
Speaker: I would have to see someone who is that committed to want to succeed that they would willingly go through a transition that they're not actually like mentally committed to because that is a hell of a thing to do.
Speaker: I'm speaking more of the transgender athletes and stuff like that that are actually, like you said, committed and going through it. My broster is trans, female to male. And a broster sounds like a terrible thing. He used to be my sister, now my brother, but he likes it. And that's like a term of endearment that only, you know, between him and I.
Speaker: But, you know, but there are sometimes I think what, what Jeff is more referring to is, you know, if he was just wake up tomorrow and be like, Oh, I'm a woman. And he shaves his face and puts on a beard. I don't think there's too many of those athletes, professional athletes out there. I don't think there's any of them out there. Like I.
Speaker: Like I know it gets brought up a lot, you know, Oh, what if this happens? But as far as I know, it has never happened. Like it's, there's no cases of it that I know of. I mean, it wouldn't be hard to look and see. I'm sure somewhere down the line, it has happened. I look more at the physical aspect and the more physical sports. Um, just because, I mean, genetically men are built
Speaker: I mean, different. We're naturally bigger and stronger. And you had that weight lifter who did the same thing. She just broke every record known to mankind after she transitioned. And it's like, damn, that's kind of a kick in the stomach to these women who have trained their entire lives. And then this now woman comes in who was a professional weight lifter as a male. Not terrible, but not great, but now has literally come in and just
Speaker: crushed every record known to mankind. And there's, I mean, I don't think that they will be broken anytime in the foreseeable future until, I'm trying to think of how to say this without sounding like leaks come back. I think you almost have to take. Yeah, I know this is why that's. Well, no, no, no, until transitioning, transitioning becomes more of a normalized thing. Right now, it's still kind of taboo.
Speaker: We're still just, it's been around for years, but we're still on the cusp of learning and understanding, especially those of us that are straight. I'm fortunate, I come from a family that has many members of the LGBTQ. My brother is trans and I've supported him from Jump Street.
Speaker: You know, I'm a big brother. I still make fun of him for goofy things. But, you know, like his beard that he thinks that he's so proud of. We love Nick on the show. Nick's been on the show a couple of times. Awesome guy. So I mean, but like at the end of the day, though, like I think for me, the way it breaks down is that
Speaker: OK, say we do accept that there is this idea that athletes who transition somehow have an advantage, right? Like that somehow that, you know, whatever it happens to be, they.
Speaker: get an advantage, particularly male to female, because that tends to be what people bring up. At the end of the day, it doesn't really matter. Sports are made up. It's a kid's game. Honestly, who cares if someone sets all those records? It does not mean a thing.
Speaker: Like you can actually be able to live as who you are. That's my thing. And I've said it a million times on here, as long as you're not hurting yourself or anybody else, do what makes you happy. You know, at the end of the day, let them play. You know, in my opinion, it's just.
Speaker: That's the number one thing everybody brings up automatically is the fairness aspect. And you saying, sports are a made up thing. They're not meant to be fair. That's a different aspect. I don't think that any of us have ever really looked at is that aspect because
Speaker: You go back and you look at, you know, how amazed everybody was when Devin Hester was running 27 miles an hour on pump returns. Oh, Chris knows all about it. Is it fair that I had to face Devin Hester? Maybe you should have knocked people in. I don't know. I think you just struck a PTSD nerve right there on that one. Didn't he run one back on you and they won? He ran several back on me.
Speaker: Yeah, now you now you have running backs and they're coming out of the backfield that are hitting Nick Chubb hit I think they clocked him once at 29 miles an hour And that's yeah, that's not a small dude. I mean he's way bigger than Hester was
Speaker: Right. And also like just think about the advantages we've made in sports science throughout, you know, just the past like 40 years. You go back and look at old films of NFL games and you're like,
Speaker: Who are these people? Why are they playing football? Like they look like dock workers because most of them were. Like blue collar workers just out playing football in your boots. Like if they were to step on a modern football field, they would get killed. Like, but again, sports evolve, society evolves, people evolve. Like we learn different ways of doing things. We learn better ways of doing things. And so,
Speaker: It's like, again, records are ephemeral. There are no records ever going to last, nor should it last, because we should always be striving to beat those records. So yeah, if someone comes in and shatters all the records, look at it as a way to try to be better yourself. It just gives you a new milestone to shoot for. No, I agree. No, that's what I said. Once it becomes normalized, everybody's going to be like, ah, what was the big fight about back in 2022? Right.
Speaker: No, but my, I guess I wouldn't call it a fear, but my fear is Chris, I'm going to use you as an example. Let's say I'm, and now when it comes to football, not as a punt kicker because I can't kick a paper football, but you got into the NFL, you got a big old paycheck. If I can transition to female and get a bigger paycheck because of my transition,
Speaker: Based on my lie, do I really care at the end of the day? Well, what that highlights is more a problem with society that you feel that that's something you have to do.
Speaker: So to fix that problem, you address wealth inequality. You address the systemic changes that need to happen so that someone doesn't feel obligated to have to cheat in order to survive, right? Because that's what we're talking about. But at the end of the day, there's also going to be bad things. I learned many things from the late, great Eddie Guerrero is you've got to lie, cheat, and steal. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: That's what I'm saying. You always have that factor that you have to, you almost have, it's kind of a weird thing. You almost have to take it on a case by case basis. Well, so here's the other question then. Why single out trans people? There's tons of straight people who cheat in sports every single year. Why, where's the outrage about them?
Speaker: Where's the legislation being passed about them? Mark McGuire, Tammy Sosa, Barry Bonds, when they were chasing the home run and they all, I think, Mark McGuire and Bonds take out Chris Newell. He's in the Hall of Fame.
Speaker: Oh, man. Yeah, you naturally your head grows two sizes as an adult. Yeah. Right. That's the truth. So that's a legitimate argument. I can I can see that. Yeah. So and again, like it's like if your concern is solely with the fairness of competition, well, then that's a different discussion that needs to be had, because like, as I said, that's that's not an equation you're going to solve. Like it will never be fair. And and I think the problem is, is that
Speaker: because we're still kind of at the forefront of trans rights and of accepting trans people for who they are, that a lot of people don't know how to have those conversations, and it's easy for them to get fueled into backing a different view, because they think what they're saying is what they're thinking about, but it's actually, you know, standing in for something completely different. Like, another great example, right, is always like,
Speaker: You know, well, if we let boys in the, you know, girls locker room, like it's, you know, just gonna be sexual harassment, you know, it's gonna be all this, you know, it's all the time looking at them. It's like, trans people going to the bathroom just want to go to the bathroom. Like, they're not here.
Speaker: Like they just want to be accepted for who they are like if if we're gonna, you know have issues with people like Googling and sexual harassment. Let's take a look at some politicians People More guilty Yeah, that's gonna happen regardless of whether you know, you let a transgender male and or female go into the restroom, you know There's things happen on a daily basis. I mean
Speaker: at one point in time, not too long ago, what last year, the, the, uh, the Pedos were trying to join the LGBTQ community. So that's been a long standing refrain. Yeah. You know, and it's like, no man, like yeah. Yeah. So it's going to happen regardless.
Speaker: Yeah, and like scumbag people generally will be scumbag people. Like it doesn't matter their sexual orientation. It doesn't matter their gender. I 100 % agree with that. Yes. Stop trying to take my guns away from me, Tony. Yeah, Tony. I'll trust you. Yeah, Tony. What? Mine never leaves its spot. The spot's in your hand. I don't trust you with yours.
Speaker: I had my gun for four years before I ever even fired that damn thing.
Speaker: Well, you can thank COVID for that because I bought the damn thing and then COVID hit and all the gun ranges around me shut down and it's not like I could just go out in the parking lot and start firing off rounds. Apparently, I mean, you can, but. I was gonna say, please, please gotta point. I mean, nobody's stopping you. I can, but it's kind of proud to point, I guess, I don't know.
Speaker: You might have to answer some questions. Yeah. Quite a few, actually. Quite a few. Yeah. Have you also lived near a cornfield, Chris? I mean, it's not that hard. On the other side of that cornfield is a branch of the Ohio State University. Got to get the V in there. Yeah, the fucking jerk -offs.
Speaker: It always cracks me up on the, you know, in the NFL players, they do their introductions. They're from, like, some, you know, at their college, and they're like, the University of Miami, Ohio. Like, in the Oregon State. Yes. Speed it straight into my veins. The highest you can believe in. Something we talked about last week, Chris, that I wanted to bring up, and Glick actually mentioned it after you left.
Speaker: And I was kind of upset that we didn't get to it. We were talking about the difference between a punt kicker and a kicker. And a kick punter? A kick punter, yeah. I don't remember what you know what it is. It's punter and kicker. Thank you. No, I like your kicker better. I really like it. Kick punter and punt kicker.
Speaker: They don't mention the punk guy in movies. I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell you. I'll put you flag and I know better. Anyways, go on. And Glick was trying to explain to me the difference. And we never got to your opinion of the difference.
Speaker: I tried to dump it down as best as best I could. Yeah, because I'm a dumb guy when it comes to sports. So yeah, I know Chris made the comment you made the comment that outside of the league or football player, nobody really knows the difference. I tried to dump it down as best I could. So he would not make a fool out of himself, which point kicker and pick punter.
Speaker: I tried. We tried. So the difference is that punters are professional surrenders. It's our job to give the ball to the other team. But we don't want to just give it right to them. We want to make sure we
Speaker: keep them as far away from our end zone as possible. Generally, punters don't get talked about unless they mess up. Kickers, because they score points, they're the ones who try to kick the ball through the uprights, get paid more than punters, and get talked about when they do well, as well as when they mess up.
Speaker: So the punter is like the basis of the band. Like you don't really notice him. He's just kind of there doing his thing unless he like hits a wrong note. And then you're just like, whoa, what was that? And then the kicker is more like a rhythm guitarist. Again, you kind of generally don't notice that he's there, but like every so often, you know, there'll be a riff or something like, Oh yeah, that's, that's that guy. In terms of actual kicking, I can name off a ton of kickers that would definitely argue what you just said that they don't matter.
Speaker: One of them played for the Cleveland Browns, who was a leading scorer multiple seasons, and one of them played for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who was a leading scorer in their Super Bowl season. Right. Well, no. So again, though, I didn't say they didn't matter. I said they're not noticed. Right. So you need, you know, you need your rhythm guitarists. Like they're, they're, they're setting, you know, the rhythm. They're not the soloist. They're not the running back or the wide receiver, whoever, you know, the front man, you know, everyone's cheering for.
Speaker: But you still need to be doing the job. That being said, the common sentiment on just about everyone I've met is, yeah, I could get up off my couch and do that. So I don't think most people. Not my son at all. You can't even touch the guy. He's not even allowed to touch the guy. It's like a little glass china doll.
Speaker: I can't even read that. But in the years that we've been doing the podcast and been friends, you explained it more to me where I could understand it, where these two have tried for months. And I'm like, yeah, I don't get it. OK, my explanation between the kicker and the punter was the punter is the guy who comes out when your offense is fucking trash and can't get a first down and has to kick the ball away. And the kicker can also come out.
Speaker: Yeah, but your offense can also be trash in the red zone. Yeah, exactly. So then the kicker comes out and kicks an extra pointer, kicks a field goal. And that's what I told him. The difference was I tried to dumb it down as best I could for him, hoping he wouldn't say something stupid like punt kicker, kicker, or kicker. But obviously I failed. Everyone starts from somewhere. It's fine. The important thing is a willingness to learn.
Speaker: Goes all the way back to the educational system. Finally, somebody said it!
Speaker: Now, in terms of actual mechanics, punting tends to be more straight on in that you catch the snap and you're generally walking in a straight line towards your direction. Kicking tends to be a little bit more horizontal in terms of you get a little bit of hip swivel in the motion. It's a bit more like a like a soccer style kick, as opposed to like a straight on walking your foot out coming like directly up and through the ball. So and that's one of the reasons why you don't really see guys doing both is because and I think I went over this
Speaker: on the previous show. In order to be at an NFL level, you have to devote so much time to mastering the one motion. You can do the other motion, but they tend to interfere with each other.
Speaker: Right, yeah, exactly. So if you start mixing the two, then it's bad things happen. Probably going to lose your job. See, that's how you guys need to explain stuff. Not like the way you do giving me big terms and stuff. Chris, we need you here more often to explain sports. Tell us big terms. The punter comes out when your offense is garbage and he has to give the ball to the other team. The kicker kicks points. There's no big words.
Speaker: I have garbage. No idea what you're talking about. Garbage is a big word. Garbage is a big word, apparently. Chris knows all about it. Chris, Chris, trust me. Early on in Chris's career, he knows all about garbage. Yeah, I know. He is a Cleveland Browns fan. I know about a garbage team. Yup. Don't you need your Jets fan, Tony. Calm down. It's a mouth. But fumbled.
Speaker: See, I've often stated that if I ever have enough money to buy a professional team, I'm just going to own it and hire these two idiots to run it. So did you know like it's actually impossible to lose money owning an NFL team?
Speaker: Like you literally cannot lose money. Yeah. Yeah. I think I've told you that before, Jeff. Yeah. Yeah. We had the worst team in the league and the worst conference. I'm talking to you are the worst market. I'm talking to you Houston. Actually, I actually have an insight on this to actually the cheapest NFL team to buy right now is the Cincinnati bagels and it's a football team to terrible market million. Yeah. 3 million.
Speaker: billion billion billion yep yeah it's it's nuts think the cowboys are six million yeah somewhere because they just have the ingrained brand and everything right yeah miracles team yep
Speaker: It's a, well, so actually one of the things that I always found really interesting about the NFL is that it is probably the most communistic of sports in America. It is the most successful American sport. Sorry, one second, my other's going off. You good, we're here, you're good, man. I hear you're good, man. I did hear that on NBA franchises, you never lose money. Bob Johnson was talking about that. I think when he bought the Charlotte Hornets, he changed it to the Bobcats.
Speaker: Yeah, he said it about the NBA franchises. So I didn't necessarily know that entirely about the football franchise. I thought some of them were losing money.
Speaker: Yeah, no, in football, they profit share. It is entirely, yeah, in terms of what the league overall brings in. Now granted, you have teams that do their own things, they have extra revenue streams, but yeah, it's entirely, everyone gets a share of the pie. And it's one of the things that keeps it so competitive. I'm sorry, my oven's being masked. Nah, you good, you good. And no one on the forefront is gonna lose, because every city wants their own NFL team.
Speaker: Right. Well, I mean, I was reading a couple of days ago, weeks or a couple of whatever ago, that when, when, what's his name about the Dallas Mavericks? He bought it like stupid cheap, and now it's worth over a billion.
Speaker: Yeah, I think you doubled his billionaire status off of that. Then he's accepting on the coaching point of payment. So he's not doing anything but making more money off of everything. I'm not mad at him one day. I ain't mad at him. I ain't mad at him at all. Jerry Jones made the Cowboys, I think he tripled the value from when he purchased it. I'm mad at Bill. I remember.
Speaker: I don't understand. I'm not mad at their pockets. I'm mad at what they did today, yes. I mean, I think we should guillotine and eat all of them, but that's just my opinion. Guillotine and eat them. I'm not going to eat them. Eat the rich. Mind me not to come to your barbecue. I'm making ribs. They smell really good. Trusting no Boston butts. Pulled pork, mmm. Pulled pork, mmm.
Speaker: So, would you ever own a sports franchise? I mean, sports franchise. Oh, I mean, hell yeah, I would if I had the money. Like, again, there's no reason not to. Like, the hockey, probably not. You can lose money with a hockey team. Baseball, you can't. Basketball, you can't. Really? Yeah. You can lose money with a hockey team. Yeah, yeah. Hockey's not super, like, unless you're in a big market, hockey is a struggle. Like, there are quite a few teams. You know what? Hockey team and they lost it. I think you're right.
Speaker: Yeah. As I say, you, if you're in a smaller market, you have to be mildly successful when it comes to hockey, like, you know, here in the heart, we've got the blue jackets and, uh, you know, we didn't get them into 2000 as an expansion team. And, um, there was a couple of years where it was, they, they, they thought that the team might, might leave because it wasn't making money. Um, the way they're playing this year, they might need to leave.
Speaker: I think the team I'd like to own would be a, like a Premier League soccer team. That would be great. Right? Yeah. Welcome to Wrexham. That's, that's a funny show too. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. You seem like you're, you're still, I mean, you seem like you're pretty invested in soccer, still, still playing and, and we're not getting out there as much as you can. Is it just recreationally just for fun or are you,
Speaker: Oh, God. Honestly, though,
Speaker: Like, am I pro or anything like that? No, nothing like that. So for me, it's I like to eat a lot of really bad food and drink a lot of really bad drinks. And so I wouldn't know what you're talking about. I have no idea what you're talking about. So if I don't exercise on a regular basis, it is very quickly going to catch up to me. So yeah, and for me, it's also I just I like running around like I like doing something to stay active. And soccer is one of those games that like
Speaker: All you need is a ball and a field. And it is one of the reasons why it's so popular all over the world, right? It's because the barrier to entry is so low. All day long. Children will run playing that game all day long. We did it as kids. Mm -hmm. Yeah. And so now I'm having to try and keep up with some of these 19 and 20 year olds. Sorry, guys. I'm pulling a Tony and shoving food in my face. No worries. Do I look offended? We are all being offended. Get your grub on.
Speaker: But yeah, no, for me, it's just, it's fun. And then like the leagues I play in are definitely like amateur hour. Like it's a, no one's getting paid to be out there except for the refs. It's hilarious though. Cause some of them take it way too seriously. What was that?
Speaker: That was gonna be my question is like When you're when you're actually playing how serious do you think losing his mind over there? Yeah, so any game Yes, so for those again, um, the way I look at it is like if you're gonna pay me to be out there Then I'm gonna give you like everything right cuz that's that's my job. Like I have to do that for this I'm doing it for fun. It's it's like 90 95 % because like, you know, I still want to win
Speaker: But at the end of the day, I'm not getting paid to do this. If I go 100%, there's a chance that I might injure myself. And then I get to deal with rehab and hospital bills. So yeah, I like to win, but the games don't really matter, because at the end of the day, I'm just playing to run around and have fun. So it's also, I find, a bit more healthier mindset, right? That it's not the end of the world, trying to win or lose.
Speaker: You had a little bit of an injury, what, a couple months back, didn't you? I think I seen on your Instagram, you were all iced up and wrapped up. Yeah, I somehow managed to tear the rotator cuff in my left shoulder.
Speaker: And I have no idea how I did it. Other than that, I'm getting old. And I went to sleep one night, woke up the next morning, and my shoulder didn't feel good. It's just like... Or you run around playing soccer on your hands. That was the thing, because I'd had a game that day. Nothing happened during it. Just played as normal, went to sleep, felt normal, woke up the next morning. There's something seriously wrong with my shoulder. Yeah, don't get old.
Speaker: I have found I'm transitioning more to the over 40 leagues now.
Speaker: I can still keep up with the young kids just because I know where the ball is going to go and what the action is going to be. But it's getting to the point where I'm just like, man, I need to stop trying to do this. I don't get on basketball anymore. You reach that point where it's like, ugh.
Speaker: Is it really worth it to get out here? Right? I'm not 20. Yeah. So it's like my indoor league I play on Wednesdays. We had our first game last week. And our team is pretty much like older guys and less experienced players. So we're just out there to have fun, have a good time. And the team we played against, I think it was a bunch of kids from the local high schools and colleges just running us ragged.
Speaker: I'm just like, oh my God. So like we at least kept it somewhat competitive. Like we only lost like nine to four. Somewhat competitive. We scored some goals, which is really all that I was looking for. I can hang my head. I, that's all I care about. Chris, I gotta ask you.
Speaker: I wanted to ask you this last week. I gotta ask you and Jeff, you're gonna love this because I know you probably have no idea about this. Tony, I know you don't either. You got, you fell victim of the Elon Musk era of Twitter. Mm. Yup. And got yourself banned. I did get banned. From making fun of Elon Musk. Yup.
Speaker: And I see because there's screen grabs and there's people on Twitter who are who are standing up for Chris and Rallying behind Chris and they screen grab these these these these tweets and I was reading them and I was fucking dying I was like, oh So basically I Like I've been on Twitter a long time like they I joined back in God. I think it was like 2000
Speaker: eight or something like that 2007 2008 like it was when it's still fairly new. And, you know, for a long time Twitter was a fairly enjoyable experience and that like it wasn't too horrible to get. But yeah, just like
Speaker: Lately, it's just become so toxic. And then with Musk taking over, it was just going to get worse and worse. And when I saw his whole plan of selling verification, I was like, that is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. First off, most of your verified users are the ones creating content on your platform. So not only are you saying you have to pay me money to create content on my platform,
Speaker: It's like, what's the freaking point? Yeah. I'm not paying for a check mark. I want to be verified, but anybody can pay to be verified. Right. Yeah, exactly. And the thing does is that it actually lowers trust in the community because if anyone can pay to be verified, well, then what's the point? Like the whole point of verification was so that you could trust someone was who they said they were. And like that was like, like I knew I was going to get banned for impersonating Musk, but like that, that's what I wanted to point out is like, Hey,
Speaker: Like you can have a verified account that looks normal for like two or three months, but they're just setting it up to be like, okay, now we're going to hit. Because if I had posted like any sort of malware or any sort of like phishing links, like I'm pretty confident I could have got personal information from quite a few people. It's like, like that's, that's what they're turning the site into. And I'm like, I'm not going to be a part of a site like that. Like.
Speaker: Yeah, I've enjoyed my time on Twitter. I really appreciate all the people I interacted with on there, but it's not healthy. It's not healthy for the platforms, not healthy for society as a whole, because it just, it incentivizes bad actors to be even worse actors.
Speaker: Yeah. So yeah, got myself banned from Twitter. It incentivizes information grabbing, like you said. Yeah, yeah. And disinformation. Like, there's no doubt, like, if it costs you five bucks to verify your account, and you drop a phishing link, and you get like three people that click on it, and you get their, you know, social security numbers or whatever,
Speaker: you've probably just made like 200 bucks on the dark web that's that's a great cost benefit you know return on your investment like you can do that all day long exactly that's a huge money grab oh by the way non -sensical nonsense is officially verified after tonight justina i mean i'm sorry i got eight dollars i got eight dollars a month here you go right why not
Speaker: And Twitter has always been that platform. As you said, Chris, it was fun in the beginning. I've been on there since the beginning. I don't do a whole lot on there. But it's always been kind of the Wild West, man. Anything goes. Oh, 100%. Even when they had Periscope. And I was on Periscope from day one. And I had a lot of fun going live and doing my lives on there. And I had a lot of followers and everything like that. But it's always been the Wild West. But then you start to introduce, you know,
Speaker: four or 500 toxic people and it goes to shit real fast and in a hurry. And that's one of the reasons I avoid Twitter outside of for this show. I don't get on there and debate with people and argue with people or put my political views or any of that crap on there just because it's like that.
Speaker: The thing that made Twitter great was that it's the closest thing to a truly worldwide public square that we've had. You could talk to people. It'd be like, oh, hey, there's Stephen King. He might read what I say and respond to me.
Speaker: Or like, hey, there's a president. They might read what I say and respond to me. It was a way to actually connect with people in a manner that we hadn't really seen up to that point in terms of ease of use. It's not like you're logging into Reddit or you're finding a sub -community somewhere. It's like, no, it's just here's everything. And yeah, and then the problem was, it's like, okay, great, it's a public square, but now it's being overtaken by every bearded lunatic on their soapbox.
Speaker: I'm the most in the middle guy you'll ever meet in your life.
Speaker: you know the left I like I agree to the left on this and I okay the right's a little crazy left's a little crazy I'm gonna hang out here and drink my beer and just be happy right yeah just get by I might I might poke the bear every once in a while right
Speaker: But yeah, I mean, and that's the problem is that like, and I think that's something that we're really starting to see in the modern era is that without any sort of, like, real good moderation on your platform, like inevitably, the the whack jobs and the Nazis are going to show up and they're going to take over like it's because it's what it's what they do. Like, right, but you also got to worry about there's also no consequence
Speaker: Yeah, there's no physical consequence for me telling someone to F off through the screen. Like they can't punch me through the screen. Exactly. If you told somebody to fuck off, you had the chance of getting your ass right. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: And I think there is something to be said for that. There is something to be said for having meaningful consequences. And that's why I say having good moderation is a part of those meaningful consequences. With good moderation, it's not the same as someone punching you in the face, but if it's effectively modifying your behavior, if it's forcing you to act as a better human being, that's what we need more of.
Speaker: because without that moderation, like everything just goes to shit. And you had to have a non -biased moderation because I mean, just something as simple as TikTok. I've gotten in trouble on TikTok multiple times for doing this exact thing that we're doing for bogus reasons. And meanwhile, TikTok will be like, oh, we're going to ban your account.
Speaker: for hanging out and and and and having fun and talking to you know, your friends and having a couple of beers but but we got this 14 year old over here that's naked doing coke off of her dog's dick but she's cool. We're not gonna ban, right? Yeah. So, we gotta have a non -bias and
Speaker: A lot of the problem is that a lot of that moderation gets farmed out either to algorithms or to people working in low -wage jobs in other countries who don't have the societal or contextual background to understand why something is banable in one instance but shouldn't be banned in another instance.
Speaker: That's the big problem that tech has to deal with is that moderation is expensive. You have to pay money to do that because you need people who are willing to take the time to make those decisions and they have to be compensated for it. It's not enough to just be like,
Speaker: We'll write an algorithm and hopefully it gets everything that we need because first off, whoever's designing the algorithm, if they're biased, that's going to creep into the code. And then second off, it won't get everything. You need a human eyeball somewhere in the circuit to make that decision. So yeah, I don't think that problem's going to get fixed because it's going to require a lot more investment than tech companies want to make.
Speaker: Not anytime soon. I mean, yeah, we just got to kind of we just got to kind of grin and bear it and you know Enjoy the platforms as much as we can and you know, I
Speaker: I can't speak for Tony too much. I can speak for Jeff because Jeff stays away from social media for the most part. Um, I've been doing live streaming and stuff like this for well over, you know, over 10 years now. And I've successfully avoided a lot of the crazies, if you will, the whack jobs, uh, just because I just, I just don't tolerate it. And I make it very clear. Like if I'm doing what I'm doing, much like this show, we're trying to have fun. We don't want to have fun. And.
Speaker: go on about your business. I'm not going to acknowledge you. And hopefully that does, you know, for the most part, that's kind of worked for me. But this ain't no sense with arguing with some some idiot on the internet, because most of them right, which media educated or Facebook educated anyway. So yeah, we all know how
Speaker: It is extremely rare to get a meaningful interaction out of an online argument. And I think that's what makes it three, because I mean, this is probably the most political we've ever talked with you, but the fact that the three of us are all on different platforms and have our different stances, we can actually have the conversations and kind of round table it and speak our opinions and not go,
Speaker: Oh, you're a fucking idiot and you want to kill all the babies and you hate gays. And I think that's actually one of the big problems with our current society is that everything has gotten siloed so much in terms of like, oh, like you're only consuming this particular random media to where it's like we're losing the ability to actually have conversations with people
Speaker: who we would want to have those conversations with, right? Because like there's a difference between some like Q &A rat job who has no idea what reality actually is versus someone you disagree with about budgetary concerns. Like those are two entirely different conversations. And in one of them, an actual conversation can be had. The other one is like, no one's getting anything out of that. But
Speaker: But we're being increasingly forced into the second one because it makes more money to get people upset, to get people outraged about things and then, you know, we're at where we're at.
Speaker: I think you're right, it comes down to the less, I forget what it says, when the talking stops, that's when the problems begin. And that's why, the way we've always done it here on the show, whether we disagree or not about any subject, at the end of the day,
Speaker: We'll talk it out. If we still don't agree, it is what it is. You believe what you want. I believe what I want. Everybody's happy at the end of the day. Honestly, that is what we do. It comes down to... It's not personal. It ain't even fucking personal. Exactly. Exactly. Like Tony and I disagree all the time about what's funny.
Speaker: But we do agree on Star Wars, Star Trek, and Fast and Furious. No, Star Trek is, oh shit, I'm still waiting. That is a fact, I'm sorry. No, but it comes down to the biggest problem is everybody just wants to live in an echo chamber.
Speaker: They want to hear what their opinion echoed back to them. And I see that as the biggest problem in society at the moment. Well, because it makes you feel good when someone tells you that your views are correct. Everybody wants to be right all the time. And the reality is that a lot of times you're going to be wrong.
Speaker: Well, it's far more healthy to view the world through the lens of, am I wrong? Because that way, if things change, if your environment changes, you're able to adapt to it. If you're constantly questioning, is this the correct way to do something, then when it no longer is the correct way to do something, it's a lot easier to change because you're like, oh, well, this is now the correct way to do something.
Speaker: And I think the problem is for a lot of people that can be scary, because it's like, oh, well, what if I'm wrong? Well, somewhat you're wrong. Deal with it. I think that's one of the biggest problems in society today is that people have this almost ingrained that they have to be right and instead of a belief that they could be right.
Speaker: One, you cannot change because it will physically just drag you down mentally. And the other is that, you know,
Speaker: wow, it's malleable. The world wasn't how I thought it was yesterday, but today is today, so I have to adjust to today. Right, and it comes down to being able to fluidly go through the world is so much better for your mental health than most people live today.
Speaker: Yeah. I it's also good for your physical health too. You're less likely to step in front of a bus. Yeah. No, I can go the light screen. Sure it is. Yeah, I got this. Yeah. Nice. Jeff, I don't mean to interrupt. I don't mean to interrupt you on your tirade. I just I just want to check with Chris. Chris, I know you said you had to go pick up one of your kids from school or from soccer practice. Are you? I have about 10 minutes. I don't want to delay you.
Speaker: Okay. I don't want to delay you. I don't want to delay you. So I just wanted to make sure I know Jeff has a tendency to go up on rants and tirades. And sometimes it's, it's very hard to get him to stop talking. Believe me. I am the king of tangents. Well, we, we, we, we all are Lord knows I'm guilty of it. The show has gone, gone over several times because I've been on a tangent.
Speaker: because he doesn't feel like leaving until he finishes his beer. I got one more beer, boys. Just call me Mr. Trig because I'm going off on a tangent. I like that. Oh, that's so sad. I'm cool, man. Glad you came back. You're great to kind of say good.
Speaker: I don't know if we asked him yet. I think we need to give him some top five choices. Well, Jeff asked him about movies. Yeah, we did. I think we did sports movies, right? That was last week. Best action movie in your opinion. Ooh. Ooh, best action movie. That's a tough one. Well, while you're thinking about that, I have the ultimate movie question. Tony's favorite action movie of all time was Heath Ledger and Tobey Maguire and Brokeback Mountain.
Speaker: Wrong, wrong, wrong person. Glitz was so good. There's one horseback riding it. Honestly, I would say probably the first Matrix. I think that might be just in terms of overall action. You can still go back and watch it and be like, wow, this movie kicks ass. Nice choice.
Speaker: But the one question that always comes up is Die Hard a Christmas movie? I say yes. I fall in the camp of Yes, Die Hard a Christmas movie.
Speaker: You just make it closer to him than us. You hear that, Nicky? Die Hard 2 is one of the most Christmas movies. Hey, a Lethal Weapon, damn it. I have a hard time getting behind Die Hard 2, but Lethal Weapon and Die Hard are Christmas movies. Die Hard 2 was Christmas. It was Christmas. The dude told me he had a police car. Merry Christmas. Yeah, I know. It's Christmas. If it was a Christmas movie, it's Christmas movie.
Speaker: So I got to say, though, my favorite diehard movie by far is the one with Samuel L. Jackson. Oh, yeah. Oh, OK. The interplay between Bruce Willis and Sam Jackson. Oh, I'm a huge sci -fi fan. What is your best spaceship?
Speaker: Ooh, best spaceship. Here we go. Like in terms of actually functioning, in terms of like realism, in terms of just law spectacle. I get stuck between the Millennium Falcon, Battlestar Galactica. I get stuck going on. What was the other one we had? The Enterprise.
Speaker: Enterprise School. I really like the... Enterprise D and Voyager. I get stuck on those. Yeah, from Star Wars, I always loved the spectacle of the Super Star Destroyer, right? Where it's like, you have this thing that just makes normal Star Destroyers look like minnows next to it. I always thought it was really cool. It got kind of a raw deal with how quickly it went into the Death Star.
Speaker: And then the ship from Firefly, I thought they did a really cool job of making that like a well realized, like lived in space. Like if you were kind of this tramp freighter, you know, going all around.
Speaker: Like it really felt like this was the home for those people. I'm taking everybody out. I'm gonna take that dreadnought class spaceship in the darkness. Nobody messing with that monster. Nobody knows what you're talking about. Project Into Darkness was the best thought. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. Boy, no one likes you.
Speaker: It's really the painting in the background. The size of an engine by the leader, Jeff, I'm on your ass. Okay, so you say you're a sci -fi spaceship fan, so I have to ask you this question then. Sure. Why is Galaxy Quest the best movie ever made? I have no idea because I don't think it is. Oh, how you don't think Galaxy Quest is the best movie? Galaxy Quest is nothing.
Speaker: It's so good. It's so good. Let me think. Galaxy Quest. What would be better than Galaxy Quest? Just as a moon. Nothing. I'll put everything on the Orville over there. I have a question when you nerf it or don't. You know what? The Orville? I do like the Orville. It's all right. It's all right. The Galaxy Quest. I mean... By Grappler's hammer! By Grappler's hammer? I will avenge you.
Speaker: Anything with Alan Rickman in it? I did. Alan Rickman, please may he rest in peace, yes. God, he killed it in that review. He's always one to quit.
Speaker: I'll take the Winnebago on space balls. Cam, I feel bad for Cam. Cam's like, I just had to come in here so I could ask Chris a question. I wanted to ask you a question. No, it's football related again, but so.
Speaker: Who do you believe? I already know who you're going to say, but who's the best quarterback? Do you believe it's Tom Brady? I think of this generation. Yeah, I think Brady has has proven it like what about of all time now?
Speaker: of all time. I mean, that's tough because like, again, you can only compare guys within their own generation, right? Because like, yeah, obviously the best mortar bag of the replacements generation. He needs to be in the Hall of Fame. Hey, let them in.
Speaker: I think of the modern football generation, Brady, you know, clearly has the hardware to prove it. I think, I think he's taken, more importantly, he's taken some less than stellar teams to the Super Bowl and one with them, which like, again, that like, there's a big difference between, okay, you've got a ton of weapons around you and you kind of guide the team versus you just basically drag your team on your back. And yeah, you know, he's got one more question.
Speaker: He did that several times with the New England Patriots. I will say as a guy who's followed him, Brady's one of my favorite players. You just want to kiss him on the mouth. That's beside the point. He's a beautiful guy. You want to kiss me on the mouth? You have to be a son for that. I'll call him daddy if I have to.
Speaker: Who's the most arrogant football player that you ever dealt with personally? And you don't have to answer if you don't want to. Ooh, most arrogant. So that's actually a tie between, that is Erasmus James was one of them. He was a defensive lineman from Wisconsin. He was a rookie when I was a rookie, first round pick. Really thought his shit didn't stink and did not back it up on the field at all.
Speaker: And then we had a, we had a receiver. He was a third round draft pick, I want to say in 2009. And again, same deal. Like thought he was everything, you know, he's, he's going to be the next random boss. Like he was, you know, just going to do all this and that could not perform under the lights. Yeah. Yeah. So, so here's the thing. If you're going to be as confident as Randy boss, you got to be able to play like Randy boss. Otherwise you need to shut up. And then, oh, no, sorry. I have one more. We had a, um,
Speaker: We had an offensive lineman come in. I think it was 2010. And so he gets in the locker room, right? He's a rookie. This is still during preseason. And he's like, man, I'm already used to the NFL. I played four years in the SEC. And all the veterans are like, whoa, hold up a minute. Yeah, needless to say, his practices were not very fun.
Speaker: I know that was a bad decision. For the most part, most guys I played with have been pretty, you know, relatively relaxed human beings that, you know, they obviously were there to do a difficult job, but, you know, at the end of the day, it is a job. And, you know, they, they treated it as like one
Speaker: But yeah, every so often you get someone who just clearly thought they were way better than they were. And it's like, I don't know how to tell you this, but there's a reason you're not on the first team. I think a lot of, and like we talked last week, I think a lot of people forget that it's literally 1%.
Speaker: college athletes, you know, make it into the NFL and a lot of these guys come out of college and uh Ohio State quarterbacks, I'm talking to you, you **** jerk offs. They think they're the greatest thing since sliced bread and they just get into the NFL and they either end up in Canada or hey, Ted, how's going from uh being a quarterback to a wide receiver? Worked out a lot better for you, didn't it? Yeah, it's so well and and again like that, that's the thing is that
Speaker: I try to tell people, if you really want to understand the NFL, try to get on the sideline for a game, just to see the speed of the game. Because everyone out there is a superstar on the team. I know a superstar. You guys can't afford to watch the NFL. Or even if you get tickets to a game, just walk down to the front row if you can swing it. Just stand there and watch for a little bit to get a sense for how fast everything is moving. Because it really is.
Speaker: It's the best of the best, and they are moving so fast. Well, I mean, at their position at one time now you're right. Exactly. Yeah, you're correct. I went to a home.
Speaker: I really had changed my stance on a couple of teams just from seeing them up live and watching the game of closing. Arizona, I underestimated. Atlanta can play. I really don't know why they lose it because they play fine. There's gaps in the defense. That's all I see. But I agree with you. You got to get down there and see these boys move for real. Watch how the sideline gets high. Be there as a part of the crowd. Realize how many people are looking at you. Realize how many cameras are on you and where those cameras are going to. That'll change a little bit of your arrogance.
Speaker: I mean, that's for any sport because I grew up, I grew up loving hockey. I love hockey, but again, we didn't get hockey in Ohio until 2000.
Speaker: and I never went to a game. I grew up a Penn's fan. I'm still a Penn's fan even though I'm a Blue Jackets fan. When we got the Blue Jackets in Ohio, I happened to work for her at the time and we could buy tickets on the glass for like five bucks and to see hockey in person as opposed on TV, it's insane. Oh yeah. Yeah. So 90 % of the time you have no idea where the fuck is.
Speaker: My agent actually represented a lot of hockey guys and so he was able, I was able to trade tickets with one of the guys who was playing for the Minnesota Wild. And so I got a chance, you know, to go see, my wife and I got a chance to go see a game there. And yeah, it is like, like on TV, right? Like you've got the cameras where it's like, you know, they're tracking the bug and you see the guys skating around. And then like you get there in person, you're just like, holy crap.
Speaker: are they moving? Yeah. And they're and they are they are moving on them skates. It's unbelievable. And and those hockey players are not small by any means. Nope. I mean, you got goals. You got some big dudes. Yeah, you got goalies that are six, ten, 200 plus pounds. You know, you only imagine. Yeah.
Speaker: Columbus has got a goalie that was like six ten. I think Tampa Bay's goalie is is damn near seven foot tall too. That's for sure. Yes, Steven Steven Stamkos is is is not a goalie but but he's a monster. That's a monster of a man for Tampa Bay Lightning. So yeah, I mean you got some you got some big boys on the ice and the way they move. I mean,
Speaker: Yeah, we had Joni Shelley in Columbus. That was one of a dying breed of the last brawlers. The noble art of fisticuffs. Yeah, exactly. But not only can these boys scrap, they scrap on a quarter -edged steel. So it's like, oof.
Speaker: All right. Well, I got to get going. I got to go pick up my older daughter. Chris has got to get going. We'll appreciate you coming back on, Chris. I would like to give you an open door anytime you want to come back because there's so many things I want to talk to you about. We haven't even dived into your gaming. You're a gamer. I know. I'm a gamer. You can play the huge nerd clip again. Yeah, I know. Yeah, so yeah, I would love to have you back on. Let me know if you want to come back on or when you want to come back on. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker: Even if just just to hang out, but a huge thank you, man. It's been awesome hanging out with you again. You know, at this point you basically become one of the boys. So thank you for having me on. You're welcome here anytime. Like I said, I would love to have the game conversation. Go do your daddy duties. And again, we appreciate you man. Thanks guys. It was a pleasure as always.
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, former Minnesota Vice.
Speaker: former Minnesota Viking punter kicker as Jeff said. Hunter Kickers, Hunter, sort of Viking punter, Chris Cooley, gay rights activist, gamer, musician, writer. We didn't even get into that. I tried to die. Jack of all trades. Jack of all trades, meteorologist as we found out tonight. I would like to tell you guys where to go look for him at but unfortunately, he's kind of a
Speaker: Well, cause he's on a different podcast. He's not on Twitter anymore. We know that. Yeah. Well, he's not on Twitter anymore. Uh, I have an idea. I'm not trying to cut you off, but maybe we can like trademark him and we have to like get people to ask us for permission to have. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Chris Clooney trademarked by. Yeah. I can be your rep. Yeah. There you go. No, I, I, one of the questions I wanted to ask him because after last week I was looking.
Speaker: You can't find his jersey anywhere. I wanted to see if I could buy one of his jerseys and you can't. I totally rock that. I would absolutely. And I wanted to ask you about that and see if that had anything to do with
Speaker: his stance that he took and maybe the NFL might be. Because you can find old school players. I mean, you can find players and I know you can dumb it down and you can disrespect on his name at the end of the day and say he was just a punter, but you can find guys in the NFL. I mean, I'm almost to the point where I'm about to
Speaker: I won't make me a personalized goddamn Cleveland Browns jersey, but I'm about to make me a personalized Minnesota Vikings jersey. Yeah, just so I can rock the Cluey number five. Fuck you Brett Favre for making Chris give up his number when you were in Minnesota. I like Brett Favre too, but fuck you Brett Favre. Hashtag Cluey greater than Favre.
Speaker: I said what I said, Tony Deak. I said what I said, Tony Deak. Sent it out to the whole world. Sent it out to the whole world. Maybe Brett Farber will come on here and defend himself. It's not like he's doing anything these days. He's coaching high school football and getting in trouble for stealing money from the welfare people. The thirst is real. Well, gentlemen, should we take a break or should we? That's what I was wondering. I'm impressed. At least you want to.
Speaker: I was going to ask the question before Jeff did. Take a break or just keep on rocking and rolling. Let's go ahead and take a break. We'll take a real quick break. We'll be right back, guys. Back to our normal, normal. Fuck it. Chris is normal. He's part of the crew. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us.
Speaker: No, Chris is cool. He's good people. I'll reach out to him. No, you're not. He might tell you to finally leave him alone after two times. I'm just going to reach out. All I'm going to do is reach out and tell him thank you like I did before. And like I said, the door's open. If he wants to come back, you know. He'll probably come back. He seems like he can come back. He can just let me know whenever. You know, I have thoroughly enjoyed having him on the show twice now.
Speaker: payment did a nerd reference in the title tonight. Maybe Robin Reynolds will reply. Return of the Cluey. Like, that's a Star Wars reference, right? Yeah. It could be. It's also a ring. Oh, I was leaning more towards Star Trek or Star Wars. No, I agree. Like a Return of the Clone or something like that was the Star Wars thing? Attack of the Clones.
Speaker: Oh well. Return of the Jedi is what I was thinking. I can't believe you said that. All he had to do was play the fucking song instead of talking. I'm just saying. I tried. I tried. I know he's a nerd. We're all nerds in our own special nerd way. I'm just saying. I can't believe you said play the damn song. What did I play? Oh, I played Motor Runnin' Monday. I got more Johnson Brothers for you, Tony D. Tony D. seems to be kind of liking these guys.
Speaker: He won't admit it around his other friends if you know what I mean. Like that one friend that keeps trying to fucking hoodwink the cracker. Not today, not today, Satan. Jeff, when we come back, when we come back for break, we're going to dive into that fucking smoke tried to get me again. Son of a bitch. Are you serious?
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: So we're gonna take a real quick break. Again, thank you to Chris Clooney for coming out here and hanging out with our stupid asses. Go ahead and enjoy a little Jobson Brothers courtesy of Cam once again. Oh my God. With blood in the water. And when we come back, we're gonna discuss how Smoke tried to set his boy up once again. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker: over here to talk to me
Speaker: I literally just sat back down. Welcome back to not sensible nonsense, everybody. Hopefully, you guys are enjoying the show. Hopefully, you enjoyed the return of Clooney. Not Clooney. We did not have George Clooney on the show. We had Chris Clooney. Way cooler than George Clooney in my opinion. Way **** cooler. This is nonsensical nonsense. I'm
Speaker: Jeffrey, not such a pretentious prick anymore. He took his glasses off. I was literally getting ready to put them back on. They're not fake glasses. They literally block blue light because I stare at screens all day. They're fake glasses. They just block blue light because you don't need them to see.
Speaker: You're one of those guys that Dan Cook that Dan Cook talked about in his stand up when he was like, if you say scenario. Yes. And we have. Yeah, and we have the one and only Mr. Behind the scenes, Mr. Doing big things. Chuck town lay it down 843187 on that ass. Kill a cam in the building.
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Speaker: This is Jeffrey. The butt kicker, the kick punter. The punter kicker. The punter kicker and kicker punter. What's going on, Tanya? The punter kicker, kicker, punter.
Speaker: I tried. I tried. I tried. I tried. I tried to make sure Jeff didn't make him sound like a complete jackass. And I didn't do it on purpose. I didn't do it on purpose. Hey, man. No, 100%. 100%, I agree. No, but I mean...
Speaker: I honestly couldn't make it a word that I was looking for. So I just said, I just shoot something out of your mouth. It'll sound good. Wow. Wow. It's typically shoot something into her mouth. Oh, wow. Tell her. Tell her it'll be good. Emotional damage. Wow. You really do go there. OK.
Speaker: I'm triggered. I'm triggered. I like having Chris on the show. Like I said, he dumbs it down for me. But he was able to explain the difference between the two positions, in a way where I can actually understand it, because he made an analogy with music.
Speaker: Oh, I want this one. Fucking nerd. Fucking nerd. Fucking nerd. Fucking nerd. Fucking nerd. Fucking nerd. Fucking nerd. Fucking nerd.
Speaker: I don't. Because the transgenders in sports, I 100%, 300 plus, I 100, and it was my, that was, that was my absolute goal and intent was to just beep, beep, beep, beep. And I, and you even said, I got a grenade right here. Let me go ahead and just
Speaker: I really want to be honest, depending from Chris, because again, how often do any of us get to sit down with a former professional athlete who's played at that level?
Speaker: and ask their opinion. And I also know his stance on the LGBTQ community. He is a huge activist. He is, you know, he is an ally. I'm an ally myself. And I was 100 % curious, but I also knew that Jeff was going to look at that grenade and go, I wonder what this does if I just stare at it.
Speaker: No, but I mean, he did come up some good points. And I'll leave that. That's why I'm the champ. That's why I'm the greatest toast of all time.
Speaker: You're such a dork. That was so spotless and clean at the end. You're such a fucking dork. You're such a dark Nowinski. He doesn't understand that reference, Tony.
Speaker: So tell me about what happened with someone trying to pull you in. So for those of you who know Nonsense, you guys know our boy Smoke from Sunday Night Smoke podcast. Check him out Sunday nights on YouTube at Sunday Night Smoke podcast. Well, he went live, the rare edition on Monday. Okay.
Speaker: Tony is always eating, Tonya. He only eats when we do the show, just so you know. I think that's the only time Tonya actually eats. I really do, too. Like, he only eats three times a week. I really do believe that, in all honesty.
Speaker: We should probably do the show five nights a week so he can at least eat five nights a week. That's why he eats so much. He eats the entire show because if he doesn't, you already know I'm down to do this shit five times a week. You already know I'll do nonsensical nonsense five days a week.
Speaker: Tony's like, it's the only time I get to eat, damn it. That's why he eats from five different places all in one episode. He's like, I got lemon pepper wings from wings and things. What do you expect? He's like, I got a boxo salad. I got a boxo salad from Applebee's.
Speaker: Hey, you know what? I can't even I can't even argue with you because while wings cafe they do have some killer fucking I've never heard of that. I've never yeah, it's well. No, it's it's um I think it's a southern thing in all honesty because we don't have them up here. It's not Ohio anyways But no, they got good food. They do got good food and they got they got an amazing Barbecue, I think what is it a barbecue chicken salad or something like that?
Speaker: All I know is that wild shrimp salad, chicken shrimp, ham, turkey. The way you just turned, like you were looking at Tony for reference. Tony, Tony. Who the fuck is he talking to? He's talking to Tony. Hey, what do you think, Tony? Don't be mad at me, because I know how my camera works, and I can look in the right direction, and I can point in the right direction.
Speaker: I'm not Tony. This motherfucker. Tony's like this motherfucker. Tony, there's nobody beside you. Yeah. So, anyways, about smoke, this motherfucker. What did he do? This son of a bitch.
Speaker: So, he does he does the the the podcast Monday Monday early afternoon or late afternoon before before before we do our show. Okay. It's Martin Luther King Day. You know. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: It is a, it is a POC column. I get it. I get it. A column of people and then nothing against me. I love.
Speaker: the ladies, young ladies who come on there with Smoke. I think they're great. I've done a few shows with them. I think they're awesome. You know, obviously we love Tony and we love Smoke. They're part of our show. So they're doing, you know, they're doing the Martin Luther King Day podcast and they bring up a sculpture, which as Tony and I said, yes, you know, we had, don't look at the negative and look at what the sculpture represents. You're talking about the new one that just came out. Yes. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: So I pop into the comments and I say, Hey, what's up, everybody? You know, what's up, y 'all? I was, I was behaving myself because I do behave myself when I come in there and say hi to everybody. And smoke was like, smoke was like, pull up, click. Now, mind you, I've already been, I've already been listening. Now, mind you, I've already been listening for
Speaker: fiber, Tony and I are drinking beer. I don't know what Jeff's drinking. It might be vodka. It's not, trust me. Or tequila. It's not, trust me. I'd be climbing like this. You'd have been like me last Saturday. You'd have been like me and Nicky last Saturday night. Exactly. Yeah, I'm talking about you, girl. Not alcohol, I can tell you that. Mind you, before I say hi, I've been listening for five or 10 minutes, right?
Speaker: Right. Okay. Okay. Okay. You know, and I, you know, it's smoke says, Oh, whatever click from nonsensical nonsense, pull up bro. And he, he stops the link.
Speaker: Yeah. My response is not today. Satan. You've been in the **** set a cracker. That's what smoke does. He did that before with you and then you guys were talking. He was talking music wasn't it? No, they were talking uh black black TV sitcoms. Exactly. Yeah. Fucking Tony. Just like he did just now. He just lost and he's seen my comment before smoking with
Speaker: It's a good thing. It's a good thing. I don't watch because I'm like, Hey, what's up, dude? Yeah, exactly. Oh, no, it gets better. So Monday, the smoke makes his long awaited return on nonsensical nonsense. You know, it's a holiday. You know, smoke's not, he doesn't have work. He doesn't have class. This fool comes up in here.
Speaker: sometimes we need to token white guy. I'm not your token. Hey, I was born at night, but it wasn't last night. But this is not what I'm doing.
Speaker: smoke is so convinced he's gonna get my ass one of these nights and I'm like nah. Nah, bro. Look, this is my lane. This is my lane right here. And you're in this lane. You're three lanes over from me and traffic is backed up. I can't get in your lane smoke. You got me. I'm actually I'm ten and two and I'm looking straight ahead. Nope.
Speaker: That's a blind response.
Speaker: I can literally hear Chris in the background watching going, what am I fucking an idiot? No, my exact words as I'm typing, I'm like this motherfucker. He really thinks I'm a fuck.
Speaker: I'm facing around my house like smoke got me fucked up right now. Okay. Damn show. Smoke got me fucked all the way up. Like all the way up. I was dying. I was trying to hold that shit in so bad. I mean, that's a good thing done. Because my dumb ass have spoken to like, Hey Jeff, come on up. I'd be like, what's going on? How you doing?
Speaker: And let me tell you, let me tell you. Smokey Tony. Wait a minute. Let me get you to something real quick. Smokey Tony have been like, oh, what's up, Jeff? What's up, Jeff? The ladies on the column, they would have got your ass right off the bat just because you white. And no disrespect towards them.
Speaker: They would have got your ass and that's what I keep telling smoke. I ain't dumb. I love them ladies. I think they're amazing but I ain't stupid. When you're having a certain conversations, the last thing you need is my big bearded country white ass. Look at this grenade. They're going to lock in on me.
Speaker: I love me. I love me from smoke but there's no way in hell I'm gonna watch this show for the simple fact I know he's gonna be like watch watch the show watch the show just don't ever comment that don't let him know you're there
Speaker: Yeah, as he fights out of there, I'm fucked. I just, yeah, I'm just call hell right now. I'll tell him I'm on my way. And I hope I'm tuned in for that episode when smoke gets your ass. Because I'm going to miss this smoke. I'm going to miss this smoke. I don't do social media. I'm going to miss this smoke and I'm going to be like, I'm going full ass incognito, but put me on the column. Put me on the column. Don't let nobody know who I am. Don't let nobody know nothing. I'm changing my name to Mustafa Ali.
Speaker: It's going to be a black screen. Just so I can be on the call when Jeff gets destroyed. No, I know better to go in a room full of strangers.
Speaker: Hey, little boy. Put some candy. You got candy in there? I got a 900 horsepower Mitsubishi motor in this van, little boy. You want to get in? Let's go check it out, man. I got a public service announcement. This is the first time I've ever had a pork chop from old Charlie's. Oh, Charlie's got some killer. This shit tastes better than po' folks. And I've had a po' folks pork chop. This is good. Oh, Charlie's. Hey, oh, Charlie's ain't no joke, man.
Speaker: Oh, how many times you got to learn that lesson before you knew better not to?
Speaker: No, I'll tell you what, they do a pork chop down here and tiny. Food period for Mo Charlie's ain't no joke. No, there's a cat down here. He does. He does authentic American food. No, he does. It's basically pork chop chopped up. And that's no seasoning saves. It's insanely good.
Speaker: No, there's a reason why I don't watch you guys go live. Because you guys will drag me all in. And I'm like, no. I know better to watch you guys go live. Even if you're live on TikTok, I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. Scrollcast. You go live with me if I'm on TikTok. No, I saw you going live the other day. And I was like, not today. I have not been live on TikTok in months.
Speaker: Tony was on a pretty big TikToker.
Speaker: I can't remember the name of it right on top of my bat, or right on top of my head, but shout out. Yeah, people's talk show. Tony was awesome on there, and he did his damn thing, and he shouted out everybody, and he talked about the things he's doing. And he posted a clip on Facebook and stuff, it's about 10 minutes. Okay, I saw that clip. But watch it, absolutely watch it, and go show our man Tony D some love, because - You can play it if you want to. Not the whole 10 minutes of it, I can't. Why not?
Speaker: because I got better things to talk about. Because it's my show. But Tony, if you send me the clip, I will absolutely 100 % put it on our social media. Yeah, 100%. TikTok, Facebook, and stuff like that. I'll absolutely do it. There's no sense for me not to do it. I have fun on there. I love it as I do. I really do.
Speaker: No, he's got a, I've never heard of the guy to be 100 % honest with you. I never heard of him. Never seen any of his lives or anything like that. But I like what he does. I think he should have me on there.
Speaker: And that's what Bathurst needs to be doing. Yeah, 100%, 100%. Indian everybody, yes. The people's talk show needs to have the champ on there. But, yeah, that's just me. Get on there when he comes on tonight. He'll be up. Get on there. He's on every night. I'm going to go eating. Make an excuse. Make an excuse. I'm not going to make an excuse.
Speaker: I'm going to go eat and play college music. All right, I'll go back up here. Don't worry about it. No, I'm going to actually go eat and probably go to bed. Yeah, you and me both. I did something yesterday, boys. And Kevin and I were sitting here because it was just Kevin and me last night. And I decided we were going to watch a classic movie.
Speaker: and we watched the original Mad Max, because I'd never seen it all the way through. Oh God. And so we watched it and then we were like, okay. Then we decided to watch the second and then Fury Road. And yeah, there's something interesting that happens in the first one. I don't know if you've ever noticed it.
Speaker: But when Mel Gibson is talking to his wife and the baby's kind of sitting in the living room, the baby's playing with a gun. And then all of a sudden the gun's missing. He kind of kept an eye for a loop to the point where we're both sitting on the cops and we just went, did you just see him just playing with a gun? Yeah, he was playing with a gun, right? What's up with that kid at Indiana that had the gun? Did you see that on news? Little Tyler was walking around with a gun.
Speaker: Did you see about the kid that shot his teacher? He was in kindergarten. Are you talking about that kid? Yeah. Uh -uh. That's a different story. That was in Virginia. Yeah. What the hell? Well, it's Virginia. Literally, I was like, tell me that kid's from Florida. It was on Newport News, Virginia, I think. I saw that story. It's crazy. Shot the fucking teacher at six. We got problems, ladies and gentlemen. We got fucking problems. Yeah. Wait, wait. What do we got problems for?
Speaker: This six -year -old took a gun to school and shot his teacher. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was like a week or two ago. Yeah. I have no idea why I didn't exit out earlier. What the fuck? Oh, I don't know. You were good. Your mic was muted. No, you were muted the whole time. And if you would have done something dumb, we would have muted you.
Speaker: or we probably wouldn't have let's let's be honest. We would all shut up and listen. Yeah, we would have muted ourselves. I think Kim's taking a piss. Is Kim giving his boss a blow dry? What the hell? I don't like to me.
Speaker: sir, what could I possibly do to get a raise around here? Zip. What was it? Here we go. You're like, you're like, you're like, oh, get a cab. Get that raise boy.
Speaker: He turns us in. Oh **** I had a live bike. We're just clapping. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good job. It's that money, boy. It's that money. Congratulations on the race, Cam. We're proud of you. Both races. All right. Well, a lady can't have sex in her free time and and not be accused of anything.
Speaker: Good job on that bandwagon like all the other Facebook losers. Got Megan Hall who was just banging like every officer in her department down in Tennessee. I got a bigger question. Who the hell told on him? That's my question.
Speaker: No, that was my question too because she was like like she was getting banged out by the whole ****ing department. You was in Tennessee. Who's this? I'll go ahead and see it. The **** was in a race. They made sure that was public. Who told on her? **** was ****ing everybody. Black, white, polka dotted, green, yellow. If it had a ****, it was in her.
Speaker: He was apparently like, good job, snitch. You know who snitched on her? You know who snitched on her? They don't ruin it for everybody, you asshole. You know who snitched on her? You fucked up all the old job parties for everybody everywhere. You know who snitched on her? Yeah. You know who snitched on her? Fucking Farva. Who? Yeah. Fucking Farva. Fucking Farva. The guy who wasn't getting the hit. Exactly. That's who snitched.
Speaker: If you ain't seen the Super Troopers, then you don't get the Farva reference. Yeah, Farva was awesome. Did you start watching the Takona FD yet? No, not yet. Oh my God, dude, you really all love it. Holy shit, that chick cracked me off.
Speaker: Cam even, Cam agreed. He said, the guy, she wouldn't fuck snitched. I truly think it was like somebody can talk about it. They really put a picture up there with her. And I know they put the picture up there with her and two brothers. I'm like, yeah, y 'all trying to crucify her. At the end of the day, everybody in the department was getting some except for Farber. No, it wasn't everybody. It was just that one party.
Speaker: It was like five or six dudes. Yeah. And her husband worked at that department too. He was Farva. And now we know who snitched. It all came down to that. That's who Farva was.
Speaker: Literally, I heard the story. I heard a quick clip about the story and I was like, wow, that's fucked up. And then every time I turn around lately, there's a picture of this chick on some meme and I'm like, ha ha, funny. The first couple one, I was like, I don't know. Apparently, there was a video. I don't see the video. All they do is show them a uniform saying they did it. Oh, shit. Well, I mean, they're already busted, so why don't everybody? Yeah, fuck her. Yeah, fuck her. Yeah, fuck her. Yeah, fuck her. Yeah, fuck her. Yeah, fuck her. She's a whore.
Speaker: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Speaker: All I know is whoever did fucking stench is probably getting their ass beat. Fucking ruin it for everybody. You know what I'm saying? Police life in Virginia was boring as shit. Anybody who had ever hung around with a gay question right now. Tennessee? What's that? Virginia, Tennessee basically. Anybody who had ever hung around with a probably getting grilled right now. Oh, 100%. And you know those guys are like, really? At this point, at this point, it's like,
Speaker: If you're going to come and ask me, yeah. Yeah, sure. Why not? Who didn't? Why don't you write up a list of guys who haven't? It'll probably be a lot less time. I've been around women who were known to get around like that, and I didn't do it. Summer Breeze. Thanks, me too. I didn't do it. Let's go for it. I ain't going to play some script. Matter of fact, good luck proving it. No, I ain't doing it. I'm telling you quick.
Speaker: Just cause she was down there. Wow. Wow. That's on you, son. What? I don't know. I caught that. What? How what? I don't know. I caught that. The summer breeze. Wow. Makes me feel it. You need a new pair of boots and a blowjob?
Speaker: Oh, shit. Wow. Wow. Wow. Stay toxic, my friends. Yes. Stay toxic, my friends. I like it. I like it.
Speaker: What? My question is like, no, I gotta put myself into the situation. No, I'm not doing it. Get away from me. Goodbye, police. I am a fireman. Wow. Didn't Nicki call you Judgey Tony or something like that?
Speaker: Not funny as shit. Now, are all those cops getting fired? Probably. Why? That was going to be my question. Because there's a whole lot of indices. You know the law and you broke it. They're going to crucify. How? See, you're just going to fire your whole damn department because of one whore. You have to do it. I mean, that's why you're not a cop.
Speaker: Let me explain something about. Well, there's a lot of reasons why I'm not a cop and that and trust me, that's not one of them. Yeah, that's not one of the reasons I'm not a cop. We can go down that road. That's your making excuse. You should have been one by now there.
Speaker: No, you wonder why I couldn't be a cop? You want to know why I couldn't be a cop? 100 % honestly, why I couldn't be a cop? Because there's no way in hell on me. There's no part of me that could roll up to a domestic violence case where a man put his hands on his wife or his girlfriend or whatever and I didn't beat the voices of him.
Speaker: No, I'm saying, I'm saying not an accusation. I'm saying right on the scene, right on the spot. There was proof of it. There was no answer, and no answer butts about it. He put his hands on her. I'd beat the hell out of him. And if a kid was involved, gamer. And I know that about myself. I know that about myself. I was the same way. And I was a Panama City. We had to call a good one. I was the same way you were. You know what the cop told me? What?
Speaker: how do we know she didn't start it? I said - Regardless. That's a hell of a point. She said - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker: You got to have solid evidence. It's a reasonable doubt. Yeah. You have to have solid fucking evidence. And a lot of women out here, I'm going to go ahead and fucking say this. I don't even fucking care. A lot of women set dudes up to get arrested for that shit. Oh, 100%. They do. That's what I said. I mean, every dude thinks just like Luke does. Every dude thinks that at first, it took me working around cops to think different. I got to admit that. Even though I knew better, it took me working around cops to think different.
Speaker: And I do appreciate that about that job. No, but I mean, at the end of the day, regardless of what anybody does to you, if you put hands on her, that's on you. I hate that phrase. What? That's the ultimate phrase with a man understand a chance.
Speaker: How? When you put hands on somebody, the first thing you think of is a man through a man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker: I don't blame you. The first blow we go. I take the hit because I'm the guy. If she wants to beat the shit out of me, we'll then have at it, Barbie, because of how you're at. Well, most dudes, let's be clear, most dudes do not hit after the first blow. It's a third for the fifth. Right. But it don't matter. You see what I'm saying? They still gonna try to do even though she might have stolen it.
Speaker: I might not hit her. I might not hit her but I'll shake the **** out of her because first you gotta shake him and then you gotta bake him. I'm running into the in the closet. I'm gonna put a wig on and say now I I identify as a woman. Let's do this. They're also also let's be honest Jeff. If your wife
Speaker: There's no doubt in any of our minds that your wife can just completely take you in a street fight. She's twice your size and that's not a fat joke. That's just, yeah. She's tall. She's tall and thick. You're four foot tall. Your wife is five nine. You're four foot tall. And her thighs bigger than you.
Speaker: Shouldn't have clapped them thighs on your fucking face and not in a good way. You know what? At the end of the day, I'm like, you know what? Beat me, woman, beat me. I don't give a fuck. Nope, not even in a good way. She'll be like, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, cl
Speaker: Like I said, Jeff, you just got to grab her one good time and shake her and then you bake her. Shake, bake, shake, bake. Learn her a lesson. Why don't you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice. Sorry, ladies. Sorry, ladies. What the fuck you ain't? What the fuck you ain't? That's the one you.
Speaker: What's up, Tony? We heard that joke from you. Yeah. You told us that in the private chat and said not to tell anybody. I was going to say, did you say that before the show? I mean, I'm just saying. Good. Both the Snapchat jokes. Can we edit that? Jeff, can we edit that? I believe Tony said, what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's been told twice. And the next one was, where does a woman belong? Pregnant, barefoot, and in the kitchen.
Speaker: However, however, I, uh, I don't know if you boys have probably definitely seen the clip, uh, of, uh, uh, a Falcon on, uh, I got, I can't remember what show he was on. Okay. That was fucking awesome. I'm sorry. Everybody get point shops and Atlantic car from old Charles with French fries. Holy shit.
Speaker: That was awesome. Not kosher to me. That was awesome. It's not kosher. A man who will really get beat on as a bitch. A slap is one thing, but getting beat up won't happen. I agree with you, Cam. Yeah, but look who's saying it.
Speaker: again a cams another cams another one like me his wife can totally take him yeah again cams cams cams girls also twice his size so i mean she's standing behind him saying type this yes dear yes whatever you say just don't worry
Speaker: Yeah, that story in Tennessee, that's that fucking Rosewood shit. Rosewood. Some Rosewood. Some Rosewood. No, educate me. Watch how it all started. We don't watch, we don't watch, we don't watch black movies. I've noticed. That's all boys in the hood.
Speaker: I saw Don't Be a Menace to society about drinking juice. Juice of wood, hell yeah. Do we have a problem? He got it. That's funny as fuck. Jeff, your wife went to Europe for a half a year and didn't want to come back. Wow. Ouch. Pew pew, shots fired. Pew pew. Pew pew. That's the sound of the police.
Speaker: That's what that, that's what that Megan chick was saying in Tennessee. What the fuck you said? What the fuck you said? What the fuck you said? Dispatch, this pussy's so good, we're going back up. We don't need four, five, maybe sixties motherfuckers up here listening.
Speaker: That's the sound of the police. That's the sound of the police. If squad cars are rocking, don't come and knock it. I took a shower. About time you fucking skank.
Speaker: Officer Suarez fell in the hole when he backed up. Tony, you're guilty by my association. That's the law.
Speaker: That's not the way to get a promotion.
Speaker: I did. I did. The video of her riding a bull and then I won the bull. Yeah, she's Tony D. Oh, who's a bull? Alright. Ask her husband. Who's a bull? I gotta say, I'm not mad at the officers. I mean, she wasn't. She's not a terrible looking woman.
Speaker: I mean, I guess in Tennessee, she might be an eight or a nine, but. I mean, it's it's. But I mean, also, I also as far as she goes, she probably wasn't related to any of those other officers, which was a score in their books. Plus, that's a plus. It's a huge push. It wasn't their sister. Let's call it a win. I mean, I'll win a win.
Speaker: It's not very often that in Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, they're not having sex with the first cousin or their sister or their mom. I'm just saying. Because I don't really know how somebody's going to run that joke if they play that shit back so you dead ass motherfucker seen it. Especially you for the country of fucking Ohio. And y 'all got it just as bad up there they do down south. No, they don't. How many people got family in Ohio that don't even know it?
Speaker: A lot. What's that got to do with anything? What's that got to do with the price of tea in China? You should have talked about Tennessee standards.
Speaker: And it's hard to find people that a family to get with. So that picture go get ready. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Tony, Tony. It's not hard to find people that are not family in Tennessee. It's not hard to find people that are not family in Tennessee. It's just because that's what they prefer. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, originally from Georgia, don't take offense to it, Tony. No, I'm not, but I got to the family down here. I got to the family of Ohio, I don't even know. My family's originally from West Virginia and Pennsylvania. That explains a lot. And you can't even say the fucking words. That explains all of it. Well, because when I think of Pennsylvania, I think of other things and I get a little full on. Oh, flower gas.
Speaker: I'm sorry. Pittsburgh Squealers. Yes. You got the hat on. Listen, this is my wiping towel. I mean, Pittsburgh Squealers rally towel. Sorry. Terrible towel. You know, at least you she let I say that because I know she's not listening right now and I can get away. No, my question is like pick that hat or did you pick it for you? Uh I had to go to a
Speaker: I had to go to the official Pittsburgh Steelers store. And I got to pick the hat, but I was torn between two of them. This one, which in all honesty, and I thought, and I told Tony this, I like this hat. This is a nice fucking hat. It's comfortable shit. It's not blatant. Well, I mean. Okay, so we're back. Yeah. But it was between this one and a gray one.
Speaker: Basically, the gray one was the same exact hat. And I told Nikki, I said, you know, pick which one. So I had to try them both on. And she's like, go with the black. She didn't want me to get a rainbow one.
Speaker: It wasn't all rainbow. It was, it was, I'm saying, if I would have won the bet and had you made you wear a hat. Well, part of the bet was I got to pick the hat. Yeah. Okay. Okay. That makes sense. Yeah. I would have like, I would have made sure you had to wear a hat that said steel. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Part of the bet was, yeah. Part of the bet was I got to pick the hat. She took, she was trying to convince me to get this white hat in the, the circle was like rainbow color.
Speaker: But the rest of the hat was like like it was just an ugly hat in general I wouldn't have cared about the rainbow color like it was a black hat and it had the rainbow thing around it I probably would have gotten it
Speaker: I mean, the reason why I say it is because you posted the picture and you were like, I feel dirty. And I had to look at it for like five minutes and I was like, what is he talking about? I don't even get it. Well, again, not a sports guy, not a football guy, not a sports guy. In the picture that I saw, you hadn't really kind of focused to actually see the logo.
Speaker: And once I saw the logo, exactly. Once I saw the logo, I was like, Oh, okay. I get it. But, Oh, part of my master plan. But see, like, if I would have made the bet, like, no, you're going to wear one of the flashing neon lights and sirens. And there was other hats that we both liked, but, um,
Speaker: I mean, as much as you could, that would have been more blatant. That would have been more blatant and more obvious, but they were, they were snap backs or, or the, like the, the, the cloth thing where you like. No, not the belt strap. Yeah, I don't. Yeah. The belt strap.
Speaker: those and and like and and and that just threw off the whole hat like it was a cool hat if it would have been fitted or if it had been a trucker hat it would have been awesome but then they just had some weird dumb shit on the back of it like the salute to service hats there was a couple of them from the front they looked really cool
Speaker: But then once you pulled them off the rack, they were just like, ugh, it's kind of wack. Yeah, there's nothing worse than fighting a hat. You're like, you look at the front, you're like, that's cool. And then you got that stupid strap in the back like, yeah, I'm done. I don't even want a hat no more. But no, it was between this one and basically the gray version of this one. And I liked both of them and I was like, which one do you like?
Speaker: Which one will look good on the shelf for the rest of my life? No, actually, actually, the crazy thing about it is I really like that. And you probably won't have to leave it back to you in it. Well, you know, in the day and age we live in, I can go to Home Depot and I can get brown and or orange duct tape and I can just run across the load. As I always say, there's nothing you can go wrong with a little bit of spray paint.
Speaker: I got a little duct tape give me give me an orange orange duct tape across the back and and a brown and a brown uh sharpie and write grounds instead of Steelers give me a little uh brown duct tape right on the front and draw me a little helmet by the bing by the boom it's a Cleveland Browns hat take it over to Joe like Joe you got a seed ripper let's take those hats speaking of hats I was telling Tony about it earlier
Speaker: Some people in their lives might like to make bad decisions. And when they make shitty decisions, some people like myself benefit from their shitty decisions and, you know, get amazing girlfriends and, you know, stuff like that. And they, uh, I still think that's a bad decision on her part, but okay. Well, I mean, that's her part, not my part. Well, yeah, that's neither here nor there. That's not where we're going with this conversation.
Speaker: You're getting the speller name right, so you have no say. I can say it any way I want. He's Mexican, you'll have to excuse him in English language. Not members language. I may have stumbled upon some plain black hats.
Speaker: that I'm going to throw the nonsensical nonsense logo on. Jeff, I would like to send you one. But unfortunately, it'll cost me $40 ,000 to send it to you. Actually, actually what I'll do is I'll send you an address. No, it's in dollars. In pesos, it'd be 500 ,000 pesos. I'll send you an address where you can actually get it to me. But I think I have five or six different hats. In all honesty, I don't think I have a hat that's going to pitch.
Speaker: Well, no, that's why I was gonna say you don't have a big -ass watermelon head though, you know, I don't Water baby what size is your head? For instance on one of Chris's hats like one of your snapbacks
Speaker: You know how you have like nine, eight or nine snaps. I'm on the last two or three. Okay.
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Speaker: Oh, small. No. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So yeah, you're okay. That's what I wanted to make sure because I thought you were saying like this, like this way. No, as the gap between the two steps is almost touching. Do you have a fitted hat? No, I do not. What size is your cowboy hat? I do not know. Fucking look, Billy Bob. No, Billy Bob. Just Billy Bob.
Speaker: You gotta watch varsity blues, Tony D. God damn it. I saw him again, Thornton.
Speaker: But have you seen Monster Ball? You know what Billy Bob Thornton did to Halle Berry? I'm still getting mad at him. I'm like, you son of a bitch. There's a chance! I don't like his face. There's a chance. This actually doesn't have a size in it. Exactly. Most of the time when I go to a store and look at fitted hats, none of them fit me. They're all too loose. These are all fitted hats.
Speaker: Yeah, no, that's fine. So I recommend you just go to fucking lids and or whatever you have Yeah, I need to just go buy me a hat the fits and then take it somewhere to have it embroidered But anywho, so I'm going to here and as soon as I have time and money I'm going to
Speaker: Take those hats and get the nonsensical nonsense logo that I put on a hat. Right. And I'm gonna keep one for myself. I'm gonna send one down to Tony. I gotta get his big ass hat size too. And their flat bill. I'm assuming extra, extra medium.
Speaker: No, I think Tony and I probably, Tony and I are pretty similar. So he's either as far as a flex fit goes, he's probably a large, extra large. Say I've never kind of flex fit to fit me. Maybe, you know, as far as a fitted, fitted hat go, I would say maybe seven and a half, seven and a quarter. Yeah. I'm like seven. I'm like a six. I want to send one down to him, but other than that, the other ones that I have, I'm going to, uh, anybody who's interested, I'm going to sell them.
Speaker: Well, Cameron will talk to you. It'll cost you $45 .95. Three easy payments of $45 .95 to nonsensical nonsense plus shipping and handling. And Cam, I don't know if I'm going to have one small enough for you. And if there's an interest for the couple hats that I have, then I know and I'll go buy a bunch of different sizes and I'll get a mate.
Speaker: Right. And I'll sell it. And then I'll sell what size fitted the camp said, nevermind. What size did you wear camp? I think the smallest one I have is like a six seventies. But again, shout out to those who make shitty shout out, shout out for those, shout out to those who make bad decisions and are fucking fake little cry baby bitches and got Olympic.
Speaker: I'm just saying that way. I'm just shouting out ex -boyfriends across the world. Oh. Well, not across the world. I'm shouting out an ex -boyfriend in North Carolina, specifically. Your Harley's gay. Are you Heath Ledger or Tobey Maguire? It's not Tobey Maguire.
Speaker: Oh, it's Jake Gyllenhaal. Same person. It's the same person. No, that's a totally different movie. They're the same. They're the same. They're the same person. Dude, look at them. They're the same person. No, they're not. But I can't help you. They're fitted hats. If one doesn't fit your fucking baby head, there's nothing I can do, Cameron. Like I said, literally just have Chris send you the logo. Yeah, I've already told him that. I told him that when I got mine made. He was like, I'd rather give you money. Why?
Speaker: Cause he's too lazy to actually go to the store and actually find a hat and actually have it made. He's got one like 10 minutes from his house. I kind of feel his pain. I know. I told Tony the same thing. I mean, literally Tony could go to Lids and then get one made. You could go get one made.
Speaker: No, fuck all y 'all motherfuckers. None of y 'all bitches get hats. They're all minds. Nobody gets hats. Nobody gets hats. They're all minds. I'm just going to have a plethora of nonsensical nonsense hats. Seven days I wear a different hat every day of the week. They all look exactly the same. That's beside the point.
Speaker: he's got the one guy's got the he's got the sticker on it and then the next guy that shows up, he's got the price tag on it and the next guy, he's got a box of glass. and he's got he's got the woman making the hat on his head. Oh **** Oh, I I followed this guy. Is he live right now? Oh, he sent me a link. Never mind. I'm an idiot. I don't need the link. I
Speaker: They're all gonna look fresh as fuck every day.
Speaker: I need a damn video, I don't need that link. Play the link. Sometimes, I just want it. I mean, do it your way and it's still even though if you sound like women now, Jesus. Yeah, I was about to say. Send me the - All of them flapping coming out of him. You know what, I just fucking post the link. Nobody's gonna click on the link, but you know what, I'll just post the link.
Speaker: Too late. I don't want to make it. And the songs and the interviews, setups, shut up. 70 % of the Facebook followers, are you fucking high right now? I was going to say those numbers seem weird. I'll give you maybe 45. What's that our fault that for some weird reason you have like 20 ,000 fucking Facebook friends for no reason. Nobody, nobody. I mean, like,
Speaker: Nobody has that many Facebook, Facebook fans. We'll skip it, ladies and gentlemen. Okay. Just give us a snippet where you shout out our show. Georgia, Georgia. I was on apps. I do three podcasts a week regularly. One is a nonsensical analysis podcast. I do late night parents with my man Ted Hicks. I do Sunday night smoke out. That's my man Eastworld.
Speaker: I tend to do my own live stream of myself. I like to do the old music video shows like we used to have with MTV, VH1, BET. I love doing that. And you know it's hard to put the music on platforms because you got the copyright. Oh, shout out to Tony D because Tony, what'd you say? Mix Cloud, top 15? You're muted. Your mic's off. Your mic's off, bud.
Speaker: The video broadcast that I did last week, it was number 43 on the hip hop. 41. I don't know how many, but I have gained followers over there from different countries.
Speaker: It doesn't, dude, it doesn't matter if it's out top 100, you're in the top, top tier hat. Yeah. I'm trying to give you praise and that, and that accurately. It was the midweek, the midweek music broadcast that I did. And it was a rebroadcast of some of the shows that I did when we was on Haps. What I'm, what I'm doing is redoing the music for better audio and a little bit more clarity on this cloud. I got about full space. So I may have to go ahead and pay for a subscription to keep going, but what I want to do is
Speaker: If you haven't saved on your computer or whatever, just to lead it off a mixed cloud so you have room for other stuff. Well, it's on my Facebook. I got it on Facebook. I got it on Facebook, LinkedIn, and Twitch. You know, Twitch is going to mute it or whatever. Facebook music in some locations. You did tell me that. So the audio is definitely out there, but I'm not going to lie. And I'm going to go ahead and toot my own horn. I played some of them shits back. I'll be throwing them back. I'll be better. Y 'all might want to check that out. No, I've listened to a couple of them, and I've sold you.
Speaker: He is. Did he? So let's say hello. Did Ginger Wallen leave? I don't know. How the fuck do you know? I had a fuzzy in your hair. You can't stop moving. Your sister gets pregnant. I'm going to kill him. Wow. What? Oh, my mic's hot. My mic's hot.
Speaker: I'll see you in the morning. Good night. I'm going to chop his little ginger pecker off and make him give himself a blowjob. You can't kill him for doing it. Oh, I can do whatever the fuck I want. Okay. Apparently, you don't understand the meaning of dad law. Like I said, you can't kill him for trying to do what you did. I didn't try to do that when I was his age.
Speaker: You didn't try to? I mean, I was doing other things, but I wasn't... I wasn't a virgin until I was 18. Tell them I say, get out the house now. I wasn't a virgin until I was 18. Oh my God. I mean, that doesn't say I didn't do other things. I mean, I did other things. I mean, you keep telling us everything else, dude. I may have been the reason why the cheerleaders had to ride the band bus, but may or may not have been.
Speaker: quote unquote. I don't know. But I wasn't putting my little pecker. A damn shame is what it is, ladies and gentlemen. A damn shame. You know, things happen. Apparently not for you. Sorry. I don't know. I was a virgin by choice. No, I believe you. I believe nobody. Yeah, I was a virgin by choice. Like I said, I was doing other things. Everybody got lucky in their teenage years. This is true.
Speaker: No, I, I, yeah, I know a thing. Other things happen. Like I said, you know, you know, Friday night coming home from an away football game, we had a speed bump cheerleader falls and choke. I'm just saying it's a damn shame when a cheerleader, when you hit a bump in the cheerleader, wow. Well, oh my God, how did this happen?
Speaker: Damn shame, but you're actually looking for the driver. Yes, Jeff was a cheerleader, actually. Actually, Jeff was a cheerleader. Why do you think he was my first wife? Why do you think he was my first wife? Why do you think he was my first wife? And notice, and notice there's no argument every time that this topic is brought up about Jeff being the first wife. Because he knows his place. Yeah, it's never an argument. It's never an argument. He was a good little bitch.
Speaker: He's a good little wife. Who's daddy's good girl? I'm just saying. How the hell did this turn into me trying to give Tony a moment to shine and to his own. That's where your mind goes. That's the sound of the Tony.
Speaker: You better hide your baloney. No, I am proud of you, man. I'm happy for you because I've tuned into some of those music broadcasts. And, you know, I just usually I'm at work and I'll tune into them and I throw my phone in my back pocket and just listen to the music. You know, because it's Jeff might not Jeff because he's on a different
Speaker: platform as far as music goes, he may not know a lot of the music. He may or may not like it, you know, but me being me and listening to everything, uh, you know, I enjoy it if I can catch it. And then usually nine times on 10, Facebook will mute it. And then I got to jump over to Twitch and, and listen on Twitch. So I don't, I don't comment a whole lot for it at all. Right. But at the same time, um,
Speaker: At the same time, there's no reason to comment. We just let Tony do his thing.
Speaker: Yeah, I really had it awful. Let me tell you, the only guy with 22 girls, I had it off. We did, we did competition. So we weren't, we are actually attached to a school. It's actually six schools, uh, outside of school. So we did cheerleading competition. So it wasn't like we were at the football games or some shit.
Speaker: No, I got you. But you still had to compete. You still had to win. I ain't mad at you. Oh yeah, I really broke my heart being in Florida with 2 ,000 chicks and me. Well, I mean, when you're gay, you don't like vagina. This is awful. No, because there would be co -ed squads where, you know,
Speaker: four of the guys are gay other four guys are straight and you could tell which one's which of course because especially cheerleading the the gay guys are you know you could like yep that guy uh yes Chris um but it comes down to you got
Speaker: two, 3000 girls, maybe 150, 200 guys. Half the guys are gay. So you're like, yeah, you busy? No, let's go somewhere. Young lady. Never had a problem. We're too comfortable using that phrase. What? Yes. Let's go somewhere. Young lady.
Speaker: Well, it's like I was telling, it's not like I was you and saying, hey, hey, little brother. Predator. Predator. Predator. Trust me, if you want to look flying high school, this is how you look flying high school. That's how you be chilling in high school. Calm down, Ricky.
Speaker: Oh, I'm not a rookie trust me. Calm down, Ricky. No, the Tony of all times. What are you talking about? What is this? I, you know, Jesus Christ. Fucking Forest triggers. I didn't really, but I got told I was.
Speaker: Oh, what? What you got told you was what kind of fly. I mean, why do you? Just because the fat girls told you you were.
Speaker: If you try to avoid the fight, they might jump in.
Speaker: This motherfucker is the only motherfucker in high school that beat Anorexia over here, Tony. Go get your belts. Go get your belts. I'm the Anorexia champ, baby. I'm the undercover lover. Hey, man.
Speaker: I've been, hey, you know what? I'm not even gonna shit on you guys because I've spent a good chunk of my life trying to figure out what the fuck women find so damn attractive about me because I know I'm a goofy ass looking son of a bitch. I know I'm a goofy ass looking son of a bitch, but I ain't never had no problems. Well, appreciate it. Oh, my oldest boy laid me too when he was young.
Speaker: No, Trey. Yeah. At that same age, we'll all look the same. I've seen some younger pictures of Trey. Yeah, they ain't under dying.
Speaker: who them boys daddies are or who them boys daddy. When Trey was born, I took him out of my job. My boss said, don't you ever say that it's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen some younger pictures of Trey. You can't deny him and you sure as fuck can't deny Jason. Oh no. Jay looks Jay looks just like you. Jay Jay looks just like you man.
Speaker: Golf Hawk in the building, we missed it earlier. I put that high school picture. I know. What's happening? We missed it earlier when Golf Hawk came in here trying. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? We missed it earlier when Golf Hawk came in here trying to sound intelligent and called us a bunch of degenerate heathens. I saw his ass. Oh, shit.
Speaker: We were trying to behave ourselves next time you were the next time the next time we have Christian here. Oh, it's going down. Because because when we have a guest, we really don't normally play the clips that we play. Yeah, that's the fucking life is bleeding. I told you to stop fucking playing. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, that was Jeff. That was not me. This one.
Speaker: Alright, this is probably my last show. I'm tired of this bullshit. I didn't do it. Oh, I did. You took that with your ring.
Speaker: Keep telling y 'all I'm tired of that bullshit. I keep telling y 'all I'm tired of that bullshit. Thank you all for watching if we fuck this shit
Speaker: I swear to God, that was not me. That was not me. I don't speak or deal with a dog. I told you don't. What the fuck are you? You know, you know what, you know what, Jeff, you got all this free time and you can make clips. I need you to make this clip with Tony and I right here. Oh my God. Tony, you're going to appreciate this one back. I need your help. I can't tell you what it is. You can never ask me about it later and we're going to hurt some people. Who's God we're going to take?
Speaker: That's the clip I need for me and Tony. And Tony sit back like, whose car are we going to take? We're not white though. We're going to be somebody white. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I get with Jeff and
Speaker: You know, we can do, I don't know. Why can't we be lethal weapon? Why can't we be lethal weapon? We can be lethal weapon. There you go. Is that so hard? Is there like a scene like that? Because there's that one scene with Danny Glover and Mel Gibson when Danny Glover jumps his shit and he yells at Mel Gibson, that's iconic. You gotta kill yourself, yeah. Don't chew on the barrel. Go ahead and do it.
Speaker: No, no, no, no. You really are crazy. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. We need a lethal weapon. We need a lethal weapon. Mel Gibson, Danny Glover clip where Mel Gibson does something stupid and Danny Glover says I'm too old for this shit. Probably the one where he jumped off the building. Yep.
Speaker: You know, it just goes to show you Denny Glover didn't learn shit because he always said I'm too old for this shit. But then he turned around and do it again. You do realize he was only like 40 in those movies. Yeah, I know, right? But I feel the man's pain. I feel the man's pain. I'm like, you know what? You're about to make another one. You know that, right? I know. You want to talk about too old for this shit? Hey, you know I'm loyal to my man, Tony. Fuck you, Golfar.
Speaker: Go fuck wins the fantasy football championship and all of a sudden he's got big dick swag around here. Go fuck beat a bunch of our asses. He did. He beat a bunch of our asses. Oh, I put every one of you motherfuckers I notice. I better draft my team. I'm gonna draft my team. I'm going fucking undefeated running the championship.
Speaker: I'm putting all my dick mushroom stamp in all your ass. I'm going to wear a draft the night it comes out. All your foreheads are mushroom stamping it. Tony. It's not going to be a very big mushroom stamp, but a mushroom stamp nonetheless. You need to see the movie, The Draft. Draft Day. That's the shoot with Brad Pitt. No, that's Moneyball. He needs to move to Draft Day. It's about the, it's Kevin Costner. He is the GM of the Browns.
Speaker: I love that. That's some respect on their name. The Cleveland Browns. No, but there's a there's a huge cast in that **** too. Yeah, it is. I've never even watched it and it has
Speaker: revolved on reviews. He had a lot of good reviews, seriously. No, it was a great movie. I think it won some awards and shit. It's got, what's his name? Terry Crew in it. I'm putting cases on all you motherfuckers. King Kong ain't got shit on me. Yeah, but Godzilla will remember that. Well, fuck your ass. You were barely better. You calmed down and you drafted your weak ass team. Ain't nobody afraid of you and Nigel Yarris.
Speaker: That's you, watching Najee Harris clips. He's coming from the motherfucker that was at the bottom of the barrel. That was smoke. On 15th. That's why that motherfucker stay trying to set my ass up. Yeah, you know. I'm on you, Smoke. This year's going to be a little interesting. I didn't know what to expect from this season, honestly. Well, this year I wasn't, you know,
Speaker: It was the first season for you as a commissioner. Yeah, we just shot the shit. It was our first season as a league. Uh, it was fun. I enjoyed it. I was at the bottom of the barrel. Um, I actually tuned, turned out a better team than what I thought I was going to have, uh, based off the fact that I didn't have to draft and that's nobody's fault, but my own, because I told Tony D get the draft in. I don't care.
Speaker: Yeah, he did. He was taking his clothes off and I told him, did he get the draft in? I don't care. I'll free agent it.
Speaker: But next year, hopefully, the draft will be better. It'll be locked in, it'll be set in. Smoke made a valid point that we should drop down to 10 instead of 12 or however many is in our league. But that's a tough decision on Tony's part to make. And we all three agreed that there should be some scratch in it.
Speaker: You know, there should be more on the line than just bragging rights this next season coming up. Because smoke, honestly, Gabe, I mean, like when I played smoke, Tom is usually a learning curve anyways. No, I agree. And this was Tony's first time as a commissioner. As much as I bust his balls and give him shit, I mean, I got to be honest, my first year as commissioner,
Speaker: It was a good season. We didn't have as many hiccups just because I'd been doing what I do. I'd been in the fantasy world for a couple of years.
Speaker: Yeah, I got it in. I got it in. Softball. I got it in. Home run! It's here baby. It is off the reservation. Oh, hell yeah.
Speaker: No, but I know I think next year's next year's fantasy league will be better Uh, not only will and and tony. This is a huge. I feel like i'm giving tony all these accolades tonight All these shout outs and he doesn't appreciate it. I'm giving him Fuck you chris cooley god dammit for calling me out
Speaker: I'm like a miracle. Not all of us went to UCLA for school. Yeah. Acculades, accolades, accolades, accolades. No, shout out to Tony. I mean, minus minus all the the craziness that happened at the beginning of the season and whatnot. But Tony, man, you the fantasy football shit, you you rock that out, man. You did your thing. I wish I could have made four of them.
Speaker: And I'll honestly, next season, and next season, I plan on making more. The only loss I felt was we couldn't have more members up there on the regular. But other than that, I have four. Who goes to five man rich for popping up every week? You go to five man rich for popping up every week. All season. And I still stand by what I said. Sometimes less is more. I mean, sometimes, yeah. And I could do me. Doing me on that was easy. That was nothing. No, doing you is easy. And I'm going to make it a point to,
Speaker: next year will be a lot next year will be a lot easier for me to make more of the shows. Thanks. Go. I appreciate it. I'm literally giving Tony. He said, dude, you was easy.
Speaker: How do you get a thank you?
Speaker: Fuck you, y 'all. Fuck you, Tony. It's one of them. We're glad you guys stick together. I'm like, wow. Yeah. Oh, wait. That's the wrong salute. Wrong meeting. Wrong meeting. Next season, I ain't going to lie, next season, I got to figure out how I'm going to switch up the Sunday shows. Well, and I know, obviously, Tony, I hope you keep it up in the off season because hearing about, we're going to, we're going to hear about seven weeks.
Speaker: I hear in about seven weeks, it's going to be a lot easier for me to be on the Sunday shows. We're going to do the XFL and the AFL. Oh, we're going to do XFL. Huh? We're going to do the XFL. We're going to do the XFL and the AFL. We're talking about doing that, yeah. We're going to run through the playoffs, no problem.
Speaker: Well, I'm going to, I'm going to know the idea I was going to do for the off season, but we're going to say, are you doing, are you doing a show this Sunday? Should be. I'll be there. I'll be there. A hundred percent. I should be now. We haven't been able to talk about these, the playoffs. It's a playoffs. We'll talk playoffs and then I'll a hundred percent be there. Really? There's not much. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker: There's not much to talk about. It's the playoffs. I just said, I'll be there. There will be plenty to talk about. Motherfucker, you delay talking. I delay talking. Why? Because I got numbers and stats and all that stuff. I'm just not going to go, I can't believe that the Jaguars are as good as they are. Meanwhile, week six, I said, Tony D stopped sleeping on the Jaguars. Week six, I said the Vikings were going to be a problem.
Speaker: And I'm still sticking my word for prediction that the Eagles are going to the Super Bowl. Which prediction you made 45 goddamn Super Bowl predictions. All right. Yes, you did. Super Bowl. Yes. One.
Speaker: You may know you did not win last week. No, the beginning of fucking season. You did not make one. All the tape back is up there. You had 27 goddamn Super Bowl predictions for every team in the NFL.
Speaker: So what? You had a Super Bowl prediction for every team in the NFL. Well, you did not make one prediction. Horseshit. Horseshit. Horseshit. I've called you out on a fantasy football show. What about you? Because school is the devil. Everything is the devil to you, mama. Well, I like school and I like football. And I'm going to keep doing a book because they make me feel good.
Speaker: And by the way, my alligators are hungry because they're my doula, I'm blangata! And I like Vicky and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I liked them too! You better like them boobies. That's a good clip to take a piss to.
Speaker: But every time you guys start going off one fucking football, I'm like, Jesus Christ, are we still talking foosball? I should keep working on trying to get Ryan Reynolds on the show, Jeff. Hey, how about fuck you? This motherfucker, this motherfucker, this motherfucker, after last Wednesday in the group chat.
Speaker: Let me go ahead and put you guys a little hip to the behind the scenes. No, go ahead. Go ahead and put me on a blast because what the other day it works. I'm not putting you on a blast. I'm not putting you on a blast. I'm just saying. If it doesn't, it's you miss every shot you don't take. Drunkest hell off of his chocolate movies. Tony, Tony, answer the question. You miss every shot you don't take, right? Yeah. That's one shot. Ladies and gentlemen, can you spot any of Bill King's fantasy football broadcasts? Thank you very much. Some shots are just unnecessary.
Speaker: LeBron James. I even got my interview with Tracy. That was a good time. That was a good time. That was a good time. That was a good time. We have yet to interview a porn star. So you got one on us. Now they'll have on. But you have. I have not.
Speaker: Have you been living under the rocks since the 90s? No, I just don't believe rumors. It's not. It's on the internet. The videos are on the internet. It's not a rumor. She denied one action, so it is. Oh, it was a deep fake. It's not that soon. I was going to say, Chris, there are things going up there called deep fakes is what you told me the one thing. Anyways, what I was saying about Jeff.
Speaker: I'm not mad at you for the Tracy interview. I was actually really happy for you, which speaks volumes more than other people that you still keep around in your circle. But this fool last Wednesday drunk off of his chocolate movies. He was like, I message Ryan Reynolds, Bruce Willis.
Speaker: Nicholas Cage, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt. We're going to get him on the show. And if we don't, we miss 100 % of the shots we don't take. I did not hit Bruce Willis. Well, Bruce Willis might actually be a pretty good bet, because at this point in time, he unfortunately, and this is not a shot at Bruce Willis or the Willis family. Unfortunately, his health is not in the greatest. No, it's not.
Speaker: And he's in a very bad way. I love that Bruce Willis. I can't help you. But you know, we would get into a fight with you. We would get into a fight with you. Oh, a hundred percent. Because Bruce, I have to disagree with you. Yeah, because he said Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. Christmas movie. It's got a Christmas tree in it. We would make history by getting into a fight with Bruce Willis.
Speaker: How about you and I do this old school style? I'll meet you in the street, you meet me in the street, and whoever wins in a fist fight, that determines. And then I notice the guy who beat up
Speaker: or got his ass beat by Bruce Willis. It's not a win -win for me. Like, I got beat up by Bruce Willis with all his medical problems, or I beat up the guy that has a ton of medical problems. No, but I did hit up some celebrities, and, you know, it comes down to, you got to take your shot. Look, I got your daughter dressed up in dark blue hat. And what? Nice clean blue hat.
Speaker: Yeah, you look like a **** boy. You look like a **** boy. You look like your boyfriend. I'm a **** boy. **** boy. Ginger Wallen. Ladies and gentlemen, you know Morgan Wallen, the country singer. Yeah. Yeah. Let me introduce you to Ginger Wallen.
Speaker: He's made this whole comedy been about long hair. You are a ginger. Not only is he a ginger, he's fucking Canadian. Yeah, I'm a Canadian.
Speaker: That was not me. Yeah, that put me over the edge. No, that was 100 % me. Oh, she's a target. She's a whole isn't she? Yes. She's the military. She's not a Mexican boyfriend. A little beater boy. Yeah. Imagine that. Jeff's girlfriend or Jeff's wife has a Mexican boyfriend too. I think she is. Jeff has a Mexican boyfriend. Well, Jeff does have multiple Mexican boyfriends, but so does his wife. No, but don't tell me. It sounds like you're jealous. He's from one of Pagan. Winnipeg. He's from one of Pagan.
Speaker: emotion no damn it it's all starting to make sense now he's a kind of fuck he's a he's a good fuck
Speaker: I'm just saying, I'm now broke back mountain. Maybe you need to take your daughter to go get some mental checks. You know, check her IQ because I don't know. He was sitting on my couch earlier and he went and he was sitting on my couch earlier and the words came out of his mouth was this is why I like men. Told you he was gay. No, it's because she was throwing a hissy fit and wouldn't shut up. Canadians. What are you going to do? Ask him if he's Jake.
Speaker: Ask him if he's Jake Killall or he's Ledger. He's he's Ledger. So he's taken. That's the face of a man who has seen Brokeback Mountain because I don't know who's in the name. No. No. Your bottom. Apparently, you're the bottom. And a denial. Lock the tent.
Speaker: Oh wait, that's Jerry McGuire. I can't quit you. Y 'all have too many homosexual tendencies for me. Homosexual tendencies. Tony.
Speaker: I just love the uncomfortable silence with Tony. He won't even tell me he loves me. I don't even tell him I love him anymore. I just say much love bro. He's like whatever peace fucking cracker fuck out of here.
Speaker: your white ass on that thing. Go on somewhere else with your white ass. You would lose, but it'd be entertaining to watch. Who would lose what? Oh, Bruce Willis? I don't care. Woo, woo. That is the sound of the police. Jesus.
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Speaker: No, this is the sound of the... Holy shit. Is it KRS1 who sang that song? Yes, dickhead. Man, you know what I gotta call myself out. For the longest goddamn time, I thought that was NWA. I did too. I wouldn't thank everybody for watching the show. I'm going to be... Nah, you don't get to end the show. No, no, no. I got one more beer left.
Speaker: I am the show because it's my show. It's my show. Yeah. Well, we need to start rapping. That's the sound of the police. Woo. Woo. That's the sound of the beast. Woo. Woo. That's the sound of the police. This motherfucker says the same goddamn thing for 14 times before you even stand clear. Dawn, man, a talk.
Speaker: Who's he, fucking Canadian? If you can't walk where I walk, watch out, we run New York. We police man come, we bust out the bar. I know this from the crowd. I gotta say see ya, cause I would never be ya. Be an officer, you wicked overseer. Come on, man, don't do this to me. Yeah, I like my version Bezier. I like my version Bezier.
Speaker: Now here's a little truth. Open up your eyes while you're checking out the boom vat. Check the exercise. Take the word overseer, for example. Repeat it very fully for a rude boy example. Overseer, overseer, overseer, overseer, overseer, overseer, overseer, overseer, overseer, overseer, overseer, overseer, overseer.
Speaker: Don't get on him. Why are you stopping? That's the sound of the police. No, please don't move, Tony. They ain't ready for me, y 'all. No, that was... Oh, look at that. Look at that, motherfucker. Y 'all didn't hear that on fucking Habs Karaoke. That's the 400 years. I got no choices. Shut up and let him do it. Y 'all didn't hear that on Habs Karaoke? You wonder why? Because your cracker -ass pussies held the man down. You held him down because you the man. I'm talking to you.
Speaker: Let me know when y 'all ready. I keep five songs. I'll give you the fucking platform. I got you a fire song, Tony. Tony, I got you a fire song. I hate you, motherfuckers. Every time I try to get fucking serious, y 'all bring up that bullshit right here.
Speaker: You already had a snap. You was the every time I told you. You know what, after that Tony God damn D, I can't believe that never happened on half scary. Okay. But then again, you did hang out with a bunch of snobby ass old drunk white. You wouldn't come up there. Yes, I did. When did you get on her karaoke? I got on that karaoke twice. When?
Speaker: I got on there once. You were there. And then I got on there with Lenny, and then she got mad at me. I think I do remember that one time you guys did with Lenny. Yeah, yeah, I do remember that one time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. I'm saying what you just did was totally unexpected, and that shit was fucking awesome. Dude, I did an air time last month. Yeah, no, it was good. If you remember the bone man, I didn't remember him, but you remember the bone man. Me and him went out in no air time. We had that room rocking.
Speaker: We did like three or four songs on top of my head. Well, I'm not an air sign. I'll be playing. Don't do this shit with me. I keep songs on my head. Fingertips on the hips as I dip. Gotta get a tight grip. Don't slip. Loose lips. Six ships. It's a trip. Go from there that one. A lot of people don't know that song.
Speaker: Stop, collaborate, and listen. I was listening. I'm Mr. Karaoke when I was growing up. You're not gonna lie to y 'all. Oh, everybody is. Everybody is. Everybody is. We tried to do a nonsensical, nonsense karaoke, but somebody's wife got all pincey and ruined the fun. Tell her come up and do her song.
Speaker: This motherfucker refuses to sing. Yes, he does. I sing out here all the time. I was singing out here tonight. He's serious this form. I'll sing out rap what? I'll bust a rap on your ass. No, no, no. Actually. My old neighbor. I can't sing for shit, but I'll sing. And he's a white dude from Georgia. We talk about jail time. He knew every word of Posse on Broadway.
Speaker: We ought to give him a bill. We ought to. I don't even know all the words of Posseo, bro. All right, Mr. Big Shot, Mr. Big Shoots. All right, Mr. Big Shoots, Jeffrey. Saturday night, second hour, we'll dedicate to karaoke. I owe him a bottle. Tony, you down? Saturday night, second hour, we'll dedicate to karaoke. We'll see.
Speaker: I can't sing. I can't sing. I know I can't sing, but I love singing. I know I'm not a good singer. I did karaoke so much on halfs. I stopped. Tony man. Well, I'm not saying you can't. I'm not saying you can't. Tony can't. I'm not saying he can't. That's why I do the notifications. That's why I do the notifications thing. He can't but I'm down. Yeah. Well, alright. Well, come on. Pull up, Cam.
Speaker: No, that's why I do that. That's why I do the notifications things that that way, you know what we do when we do how we do baby because then Tony usually starts singing afterwards. But I feel kind of a time for singing when I played it back on the old. Shut up. And now we're taking our karaoke nonsensical nonsense first, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: I'm saying rap. You do whatever you want. I'm not going to hold you down. I'm not. I'm not a black man down. I got raps on my head. I got raps on my fucking rap. Just don't play the music. You got to play the instrumental. Yeah, instrumental. I can't sing for shit. I know I can't sing. I'm a terrible singer. If any women show up, if any women show up, I will do the Evanescence song with that.
Speaker: That's a tough song. Ooh, I wonder if I can not for the viewers. That's the song, Bring Me to Life. I like that song. That's a good song. Bring Me to Life. That's a great song. Everybody loves that song. Everybody loves that song, for real. Oh. And I was a kid when that song comes on, people throw it down. And that's the truth. I'm going to do Daltrey and make Michael get his dad.
Speaker: Yeah, I was ready to ready for Jeff to get the peanut butter jar out. We're ready for you to play the songs. We go to bed motherfucker. Yeah, no shit. No, because they're going to take this one for a walk. That's why she's up there. Good, good. So it's been made official. Yeah, I'm down.
Speaker: Second hour of Saturday night's broadcast live for Glick from PA. Maybe we can get Nicky to take part. There you go. He'll be the first ever live from PA, nonsensical nonsense. It's Saturday night.
Speaker: Jeff, you don't take that dog outside with your shits on you. I hope she shits on me. That's why I'm delaying it. Shut up, Tony. No, we're going to take 30 minutes to end the damn show. Shut up, Tony. Shut up, Tony. Jesus fucking Christ. Radio gold, Tony D. It's not going to happen. She's not going to sit on me. She just wants to jar a peanut butter. That's what she's looking for. No, she wants attention because she's lazy on my feet all day. She's like, bro, a half hour ago, I should have been licking peanut butter off your butthole. It's my balls. It's not my balls.
Speaker: Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad.
Speaker: Hey, with that being said, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We appreciate y 'all. Hope you enjoyed Chris coming back for part two. Hopefully, we'll get him back in the studio again to hang out with us, talk a little gaming, talk a little bit of this, a little bit of that. Just incorporate him into our crazy -ass fucking world that is nonsensical nonsense. Yeah, you never know. He might be a permanent, permanent staple.
Speaker: That's a lot to ask, but yeah, I'm sure it is. I, I wouldn't, you know, I wouldn't be mad at it. I wouldn't be mad at it. It'd be fun. It's a good dude. That's a cool dude, man. He has fun hanging out with us. We have fun hanging out with him. You guys aren't already going to check us out on all of social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Don't forget you can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday on YouTube and Twitch at 6 PM. Hang out in the chatters box. Shoot the shit with us.
Speaker: And if you can't join us live, that's okay. Your boy's got you covered. We're going to feed your baby birdies. Go ahead and open your mouths.
Speaker: and take it all and you're going, I don't know, I know that. I don't know where. On Spotify. And everywhere you listen to the podcast. Oh, I know, physical nonsense. Give us a follow, give us a like, and if you be so kind, sharing is Karen, not Karen, Karen. That's what I heard too. I was like, wait a minute. Yeah, fuck Karen. She's a whore. Karen's a whore and she should be put, put to death by a fire. She's nosy as fuck. She's nosy as fuck. That's all that matters.
Speaker: Hit them followers, hit them likes, hit them shares. And don't forget to turn on your notifications. That way you know what we do when we do how we do baby baby. I feel like I nailed that. I nailed that biggie. I nailed it. Baby baby. I'm a biggie all day. I disagree.
Speaker: Come on, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do some biggest falls. Whatever, when you call me big five, five. You don't know that if people call you back, you keep it up. Mom calls me back. Sorry, Tony, that was unacceptable. I apologize. You're gonna shoot your ass. Your mom's scared.
Speaker: So your mama scares me. Oh, she should. That was a respect. Every one of our moms was scarce except for mama Joe and Jeff. Oh, let's do a little blacktop mojo featuring Dylan Willer. Get away.
Speaker: First time I saw you, you were chasing down As I come on, all alone in a field Where your eyes and clothes I kept rolling on I never thought you'd wind up chasing me
Speaker: Settle down, I won't hesitate to hit the highway Before you lay me a ways now Settle up, and I'll help you find something to drive
Speaker: You're tired of walking you below the ground A sidewalk will barely touch your feet Your life moves too slowly to hold you down With ringing hands you take it all on
Speaker: I won't hesitate to read the highway Before you lay me to waste no hope Set it up and I'll help you find something to drive Before you drive me insane
Speaker: Get yourself a car, drive it all along Get yourself a car, ride it on the wind Get yourself a car, drive it all along Get yourself a car, ride it on the wind
Speaker: You settle down I won't hesitate to eat the highway Before you lay me to waste no It's get along And I'll help you find something to try Before you drop
Speaker: Get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car and ride it on the wind Get yourself a car and drive it all along
Speaker: Ride it on the wind, yeah. Warming up my vocal cords for Saturday night, my apologies. What's up, Jeff? How much?
Speaker: I mean, not all of us have these sweet vocals.
Speaker: Just a snippet, just a snippet of what you will be enjoying in the second hour of Saturday Night Show.
Speaker: We're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it. Our two karaoke nonsensical nonsense. Tune in YouTube and Twitch at nonsensical nonsense podcast. Go ahead. It's going to be fun and anyone of you silly some bitches that care to come up here and join us. Let us know and we'll bring you up and you can introduce the world to your sweet music.
Speaker: I got it. The Lord knows I can't sing. I cannot sing. I will never ever admit to being able to sing. Do I enjoy singing? Yes. Will I be singing Friday night after I get off work and I'm driving to PA? Yes. Will I almost be wrecking my car because in my head, I am the greatest rock star to ever live. Oh, yes. I do it sitting here.
Speaker: Yeah, I do it. Yeah, I do it when the kids aren't here on the weekends. Well, my older place, when the kids weren't here on the weekends, I did it when I was doing my dad duties and I was cleaning and doing laundry and everything else. You know, I was fucking kicked the music on and just sing my ass off.
Speaker: Well, with that being said, thank you guys for listening. That could be us hanging out. Check out the social medias. Join us live. I see you in my camera. Check us out on all the social medias. Join us live. Hang out in the chatters box. We will see you Saturday night with a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: As back in the day, the great Adam West version of Batman once said, join us same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. Jeffrey, what do you have to say to the people's?
Speaker: there's so much there's so much like I like I'm I'm I'm I'm putting so much and and and and I'm I'm really bringing it up and I'm I'm and he just I I'm beat. Yeah, I **** hate this guy. I'm Tony D. What's he's good for? Nothing. Sons of **** is no one time if you would, sir. Think before you ask the best way to stay out of jail.
Speaker: I'm gonna need a bullet. I'm gonna need a bullet. I ain't never that far away. I ain't never. I got a heavy Chevy. I ain't never scored. Well, ladies and gentlemen, with that being said, I guess
Speaker: as Mike would say peace out eight times. Smoke would be like I just put that in your pipe and smoke. Connor would say gotta roll the corners, baby. Looking for a good time. And your boy, the goat, the G .O .A .T., the champ, if you will,
Speaker: would tell you, sell me some bitches. Be good. Or be good at it. Oh, hell yeah. Bye, motherfucker. When you hit the fucking button, I told you it would take 30 minutes, didn't I, Jeff? It's taken 30 minutes. It hasn't taken 30 minutes.
