Nonsensical Nonsense 224 I shall call him mini Glick!!

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Speaker: Yes! Yes!

Speaker: The night of chamber change

Speaker: Okay. Have a Friday. Yes, I said Friday. We are live on Friday, not Saturday. We are not jumping to a space time continuum and go to the future. This is the present. This is real time. This is nonsensical nonsense. I guess. I'm Glick. We got Tony D in the building. We got Jeffrey in the building. Hopefully, you guys are enjoying your Friday.

Speaker: Amen to that. Alrighty. Go ahead and check out them socials. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Go for it. You can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and typically Saturdays at 6 PM on YouTube and Twitch and coming out in the chatters box and shoot the **** with us.

Speaker: And if you can't join us live, you can listen to us any time, any place on Spotify and everywhere you send a podcast at, all at Nonsense School, Nonsense Podcast. Go give us a follow, give us a like, and if you be so kind, give us a share. Won't that be unsaid? Oh, that was kind of disappointing. I was trying to do the official start of the show, but apparently there's no when you have a bottle. I was going to say is. Or when it's a pop top, so.

Speaker: the official started with nonsense. What's going on gentlemen? Oh, you know, shooting down aliens apparently.

Speaker: or scarfing down fourteen quarter pounders before the show. Uh they were big max number one and uh there was only two so. It was big max and it was only ten and I had three large fries. Thank you very much and I washed it all down with a chocolate shake. So **** you. Actually, no, I'm uh I don't get shakes because. Well, their ice cream machine is always broken at McDonald's. Well, that too. But but it comes down to

Speaker: to actually wash it down. I can't eat with alcohol. I have to drink with like soda water or juice or something like that. I can't do alcohol or anything. I can't eat McDonald's and have a beer with McDonald's.

Speaker: I agree. I mean, that's just weird. Yeah, it's weird. Or fast food in general. Yeah. Like fast food in general. I'm not going to, I'm not going to go. I got him already. Like we're going to eat out. Let's take some beer to McDonald's. Tell me the McDonald's parking lot, baby.

Speaker: Redneck Boozy. There it is. Man alive. Could you imagine beer and McDonald's what that would do to you the next day? That would tear your guts up. Well, I mean, it depends on the beer.

Speaker: Yeah, it would tear your guts up. I'm sorry. You're eating all that greasy. I mean, you know that McDonald's Chris got on Wednesday night. Yeah. It's going to fuck you up. That's twice. That's twice in a week. I decided to drink on an empty stomach. Yeah. Just Tony, after you left, I swear to God, this dude was all like at one point I shit you not Tony. Look at the screen at one point. He did this. That's what it do.

Speaker: That's what we're doing. I fucking almost lost it. I'm talking about your ass for this shit too. I'm talking about your ass. It's like we were having a random conversation. We were actually having a real heart to heart. I'm talking about black ass. We talked to real. Everything we can to not damn go to sleep. You're going to talk everybody else to sleep including yourself. And it's your show. Because you do what you want to.

Speaker: I tried and in the show multiple times, Nick left, then Cam came on so he could stare at the camera and not talk to anybody. When we would direct the conversation at him, he'd be like, Cam, you're killing me. And then the chatter's box was still going, I'm like, fuck.

Speaker: But I worked in the morning. It was like 5 hours 40 minutes. We went on Wednesday. Yeah, I was just shy of six hours.

Speaker: It's a damn shame. Says the guy that can, on any given day, do 12 hours of broadcasting. When do I do 12 hours of broadcasting? All over the place. When do I do 12 hours of broadcasting? For no reason. When? We're not saying you do 12 hours straight. You do an hour here, then an hour there. Next thing you have 12 hours to go by, you've been on 45 different fucking lines. Mainly because I'll do my thing, and then just I will join with others. So I'll talk the whole time.

Speaker: You didn't even call him Wednesday? People had to turn off their notifications on Haps that were following you, Tony, because it was live. That's what I said. How busy you are. You were just sitting at home bored. So you would be on there 17 times a day for an hour and a half at a time. During the Haps times, I could always tell it was daylight in Georgia when Tony was live.

Speaker: Tony's awake. Tony just went off. Look at that. It's Tony. Ha, baby girl. Yes, tonight I didn't call. I did. One day. Eight. One day. Eight.

Speaker: That seems like eight too much. I'm just saying. Well, call it the kennel black, sir. Right? You're the kicker. We were having random conversations. So were we. Yeah, we literally had. I'm pretty sure that's what this show is based off of is random conversations. I was going to say, I mean. Random conversations, AKA drama. My one more. AKA drama. You had drama. We had random conversations. My one more.

Speaker: Well, actually, no, that last 45 minutes or so of Wednesday night, we got real. What would you get, Jeff? How real did you get? I almost made Chris cry.

Speaker: Well, we've established that I'm the softest one on the show. It doesn't take much. I don't care. Watch this movie radio. It's only the opening credits. No, but radio. Shut up. I will cry about that whole fucking movie. Shut up. I'm the hardest one on the show. Unless you're at the gym with Tony and then Tony's the hardest.

Speaker: I'm also the guy that cries during the notebook, because I love that fucking movie. It's a great movie, but I don't cry throughout the whole thing. I don't cry throughout the whole thing, but they are sad moments. I cried on Big Daddy with Adam Sandler when they achieved that. Oh, yeah. Oh, if you don't, you have no feelings. None.

Speaker: You're you're a cold hearted son of a bitch. Yeah, I'm talking radio man from from start to finish. I'm I'm ugly crying halfway through the movie. I can't watch that movie because most of us. You're a **** bitch. I'm like, yeah, radios are on the TV. Of course, I'm a little bit. When who died? Not a bunch of us cried. Who? Goose. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Once again, you have no heart.

Speaker: I'm still surprised that you two fuckers cried during the Lion King. Hey, why did you cry when Goose died? Because they wrote off a fictional character in a movie? Shut up, Jeff. And I'm sorry, when they stopped drawing the lion, I didn't cry.

Speaker: So when they stopped writing words for Goose, you didn't cry. That's different because dude was, you know, playing the piano and the dude was multi talented. You got to admit Jeff also was the king. Didn't you cry when Kenny went to heaven or South Park the movie? No, I like my ass. You're an asshole.

Speaker: I was shocked that he actually went to heaven. Yeah, it was the one time in the history of South Park that Kenny didn't come back. Let's be honest. This is the most dynast motherfucker I've ever seen in any television show or the point where they they they just they literally their one liner is oh my god, you're kidding it. So anyway,

Speaker: Kenny of South Park. Kenny from South Park has died more than all of G .I. Joe and Cooper's members come back.

Speaker: I was going to say Kenny on South Park has died from more than any main character on a soap opera. Oh, 100%. Ooh. How many times? I mean, you, I mean, I remember like. The entire run of South Park Kenny dies every single episode. Yeah. And is back the next one. And there was only, I can't remember which one it was, but there was only one time when Kenny didn't die.

Speaker: Oh, I have no idea. I don't remember exact episode. There was a situation where Kenny didn't die, and people were shocked. And then what was crazy was when he spoke, he said goodbye, you guys. It choked me up. Y 'all kissed my ass. That goes to everybody on the internet. Y 'all kissed my ass. When you took a little off and said goodbye, you guys, you knew it was over. It's a fucking cartoon. Fuck you. I'm not judging you, Tony. I'm not judging you, Tony.

Speaker: I kind of am judging you because it's fucking South Park, but I'm not judging you because I totally get it. No, I mean, let me guess, you guys cried when Bambi's mother died? Of course. Wow. I went and got my fucking life. I thought it was like, fuck yeah, let's go. If it was your mother, I wouldn't have thought. If it was your mother. It's a deer, Tony, I'm gonna skin that bitch. I also haven't seen Bambi since I was a kid. I don't think I cried. When I was a kid, you didn't quite comprehend what was going on. You comprehend not having your mother as a child.

Speaker: I mean, he had all his friends. Yeah, yeah. Thumper. He was fine. He won the skunk. He had a rabbit and a skunk. Why am I here? What else do you do? I'm just saying. I cried when they killed Cujo. What? Dude, so about a year and a half ago, as the first time I've ever seen that movie. Really? Yeah, it was one of those things.

Speaker: I would always catch it right at the end or I catch it. It's like a three hour movie of a mom and her kid locked in a car while trying to kill him. It's kind of like the equivalent of three hours of Tom Hanks talking to a volleyball.

Speaker: Oh, exactly. And literally, you know, the hype. It felt like six. And Tony, Tony, I kid you not, when you actually sit down and watch Coo -Jo, the hype of the movie that everybody's like, oh, it's amazing, blah, blah, blah, is not going to hold up. It's a good movie. It is a terrifying movie. It's a terrifying plot. Worst time, yes, it was. Yeah. But, you know, it's not like... I prefer man's best friend.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, there's other Stephen King movies that you can watch. Silver Bullet. Yeah, I mean, Silver Bullet, you know. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet

Speaker: They were at a gas station. Yeah. I mean, because it takes place in a gas station. Some of us feel kind of similar about those two moves. Just because they're both in a gas station? You know, I mean. You're saying all country places are the same? Yeah. All places in the country are the same.

Speaker: You say at all places in the country are the same? Yeah. We got plenty of movies that show different. So Tony, when we go camping, when we go on our camping trip, we'll stop at a gas station. Hang out there for three hours. Yeah. And who knows? Who knows? Maybe a clown face will pull up with demons running behind you. And we'll have to poke the gas for 12 hours. You know what I mean? You take that shotgun from you and look at you like this.

Speaker: You gotta admit though, Paul Bentley is a bad motherfucker in that fucking movie. He was cold in that movie. He is not visioned. He now cut his own wings off. No, he was definitely not visioned. He's definitely not visioned. I was very pre -visioned. I'll never forget the intro, Ultron. He just came floating down. My vision, they truly have taken everything.

Speaker: You said you could change him. All right. Whatever you say. I can't believe you. I'm going to focus it well. I was born yesterday. But I did want to bring up

Speaker: uh the news story that came out about two o 'clock today uh the u .s just shot down a second balloon but they they identified it as an unidentified object because they don't know who it belongs to sound like you're playing the dossler you look like you're actually playing the dossler

Speaker: Here's the problem, I thought I saw a story earlier where they had, there's over 30 balloons going around the balloon that belong to China, and they found surveillance shit in all of them. So you and I could go after them. Well, you know, actually, 1846 was the first time a balloon was used to spy on something. It was a hot air balloon, but 1846, I actually saw that the other day.

Speaker: So balloons have been used for surveillance for a long time. Absolutely. They're healthy. Well, yeah, I mean, they don't make any noise. I got to change these damn wires. But the problem is, is like, you can see it.

Speaker: I mean, if it was all white, it would just look like a cloud. The first self bombers. Did you see Bert Kreischer's fucking TikTok that he posted? No. It's Bert in just a red thong and a cowboy hat and cowboy boots standing in field dancing from above. And it says what the Chinese balloon saw.

Speaker: And he's dancing like this. I fucking died. I laughed so hard I almost passed out. There is something seriously wrong with birth pressure. I saw it and I was like, that's funny. I wish I would have thought of that.

Speaker: But the news story that I was telling you guys about earlier and I just found out about this today literally like 20 minutes before the show and I didn't I didn't have time to finish the whole video but apparently his doctor he rides his bike to work to his office and Chris technician was good. Yes somebody in a Lexus

Speaker: slammed into this dude like you read about at like 65 miles an hour then got out of the car stabbed him multiple times and then just and called him it was white privilege slurs is what the news said and then just got in his car and drove off how they know what they called him did the guy do the doctor live well it's it's it was recorded

Speaker: There's video. I have not seen the video. But apparently the video is brutal. So who took the video? The guy driving the Lexus? Well, I think it's like I honestly, like I said, I don't know. I didn't have time for videos. But but my guess is it's like it's it's a city. I'm assuming like speed cameras and shit like that caught it.

Speaker: or it's once again, it's in the city. Everybody's got a fucking phone. You know. But it was more jacked up that if people were standing around and watch this happen and their first thought was, I'm going to take my cell phone out and. You know, that's that's literally, you know, when we were kids, something fucked up happens. Your first thought is, OK, let's see if we can help. Nowadays, the first thought is, let's get my phone out because this will fucking go viral.

Speaker: Yeah. TikTok famous. No, I'm going to be TikTok famous tomorrow. I just talk. I get mowed down. Yes. World Star. Red Theft Auto in real life. Yeah, pretty much. But yeah, I mean, fucked up.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. Apparently, they've done a mild investigation because they're still investigating, obviously. But there's zero connection between the two people. Like, it's not like the doctor's patient or his neighbor or something like that. Just randos just collide, so to speak. Well, I mean, it makes sense. I mean, especially with all the crazy shit going on in New York, I mean, that's all just random, random attacks, random.

Speaker: get a random violation. She got thrown in front of a **** subway. Well, not a while back. Yeah. Well, a lady was thrown in front of a subway or child. No, a lady. When the lady threw the kid in front of the tree.

Speaker: No, I didn't see that. I had a piece of shit there, bitch. Totally understand that feeling. Maybe that was the same lady. Somebody was like, oh, let's see how you like it. But there was another video I saw the other day. Out of nowhere, this lady's coming into the subway. It's just getting ready to get on a train and stuff. And for no reason whatsoever, this dude comes up, just starts beating the dog shit out of her. What up, Mark? And I was like, damn. Mark looks good. I mean, they got balloons over 40 countries.

Speaker: That was a news thing today. I got balloons in a bag upstairs, I'm to say. I could buy that many balloons. I don't think they'll float that far. Well, they're Hindenburg style. They're filled with helium. They're not helium, but they're made to actually last. Where your typical rubber balloon that you buy for a kid's party or something, they will leak and eventually

Speaker: drop down. I'm sure somebody's done it. I'm not. I doubt I'm being original here or anything, but I just had the thought and I haven't seen it anywhere. That'd be pretty cool. Get some of those like those. No, no, no. Just go get regular balloons. Film with helium. But before you film with helium, put like the little, like the apple tracker things or whatever. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Inside of them and see how people used to do that though. That's how people actually got pen pals back in the day.

Speaker: Well, yeah. Like your, and looking back at the way the world is fucked up now, it's kind of fucked up than people do. But they put their address and say, if found, write this address and then release the truck and broom for the front yard. Which once again, if you think about it, it's kind of fucked up because I'm literally sending out my own address

Speaker: I'm going to get a P .O. box and do that. Right. I mean, kind of cool. The thing is now you can just email me at. Nonsense, go nonsense podcast at Gmail dot com. That's what you should do. Just get an index card, write nonsense, go nonsense podcast at Gmail dot com on it and say, email me if you found this blue. Why am I throwing off? Some major

Speaker: Throwing off some major look how big my dick vibes. My dick is vibes that might be that's mighty tough for someone who can't keep their ranch safe. I got plenty of ranch in the fridge now. I stay strapped with that ranch.

Speaker: Chris is putting up big dip vibes because Nikki has officially moved in. I'm not even doing anything. I'm just saying. I'm not saying that you're putting up big dip vibes. I'm saying Mark is saying you're putting up big dip vibes. But Chris is extra positive today because Nikki has finally moved in. Spoiler alert. I call bullshit.

Speaker: You call bullshit on me not having a big day. Just a clarification here, Nicky. Is this about the ranch or the deck? I call bullshit on you moving in. I think you just did to make a point. Bobby, you said we wouldn't last two months. Today's our two -month anniversary. That's the only question being spiteful.

Speaker: Yeah, I said it's a possibility. Yeah. It literally comes down to we're going to stay together so we can win this **** bad. Tomorrow, she's out. You guys hear her out there laughing? She ain't fooling nobody. She's only here for the weekend, Jeff. I'll see you Monday. He didn't want you just in the first place.

Speaker: I just caught what you said, Chris. Big room. I've got plenty of space for you. I've got to be doing the show Monday with Tony Pulsar drinking some kind of weird Mexican beer. We'll have some Coronas. On the Meskomamia matar. Tony's like, this morning, my then report today was a

Speaker: Shit, the barbecue chicken, Papa Dia, and the Philly cheesesteak Papa Dia from Papa John's. You're welcome. Do you ever cook, Tony, except for on the show? Yes.

Speaker: I've cooked on the show. You all know better. He cooks all the time on the show. No, no, no. Have you ever cooked when you're not on the show? Because he makes a hell of a mayonnaise sandwich. When I'm on the show, I've cooked on Smoke's show and I've cooked on Ted's show and I've cooked on your show. I'm saying you've smoked on here. You've cooked on here. You said Smoke had threw me off.

Speaker: Not today, Satan. No, because every time we talk about food, we're just talking about these fucking amazing foodies. I know my place. I know my place. There's an old saying, stay in your lane. It's free. That shit was priceless. Oh my God. I'm staying right here, you son of a bitch. That's the second time you started to get my ass. That shit was so fucking priceless. I was at work dying.

Speaker: It's not even a bet. It would be different if there are goats on the line. I don't know. Yeah, the first time I spoke, tried to get me, I was like, nah. I'm good. I was dying.

Speaker: I'm good. I'm going to keep my way there. Second time. Not today, Satan. I was born at night, but it wasn't last night. Yeah. Yeah. Martin Luther King Day. You're having a pro -black conversation on Martin Luther King Day. Yeah. Bring the bearded white guy up here. He won't stand out like a sore thumb. Everybody's already up in arms.

Speaker: Hello. Hey, how's it going? Exactly. The verbal abuse just goes through the street. Yeah, I'm good. You got me like I was a pinata. Yeah. Kill Whitey. I was watching other guys the other night, you know, moving the other guys with Mark Wahlberg and

Speaker: Answer your dinner report. We had we had more recused

Speaker: ribs, ribs, turkey, and some brisket. I have, I have, I have not eaten anything that wasn't cooked in this house in like a month and a half. So I ordered McDonald's today. Cause I was like, fuck it. I'm starving. I was too lazy to cook. Eat out, eat out a lot. I try not to anymore because I think last year I spent like

Speaker: over the course of a year, like 20 grand. Especially lately on the weekends, we've been eating out a lot.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: I saw the hamster wheel go through Tony's head going, wait a minute, did he just? Yeah, he did. In this lane, get in the left lane, and I'm eating out. Who's staying in the right lane? We're eating out. Yeah, you are. You're just mad because it took you so long to catch it. You're like, oh wait, I'm not talking about food. Yeah, no, we're not.

Speaker: I gotta be a keeper now. She ain't just visiting this time. Oh no. No, no, no. If she tries to leave, I'm moving to Cancun. She'll leave when the goats will stay. Another reason to get a goat, Chris. No evidence after like a week.

Speaker: You're thinking of pigs. Same difference. Goats will eat anything, dude. I saw a goat eat it tin can. Goats don't eat anything. It's fake news, Jeffrey. Glicks do. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. I got to get my daily vitamins.

Speaker: Hey, I got it. You ain't gonna get a sick in the car. Yeah, he does. That's gonna be my new one tonight. I gotta keep that one going. Hit me on the pull times, pull times. You haven't seen the movie to get. That shit had me dying in that movie, boy.

Speaker: Oh, I got a little bit of a TV show report for you boys. Check out on Disney, the National Treasure Series that just came out. You guys were literally just talking about this Wednesday. Hey, Vicki, we might. I know. We ain't making no promises. You're going to stay quiet. You weren't quiet earlier.

Speaker: I can do this one all night. I like it. You moved in that much. You moved in with his ass, all right? Chris is literally ordering, ordering sound deadening material as we speak. I already got, I already got that foam. Yeah, I was sitting at work today and I ordered 47 boxes of

Speaker: I'm just going to be my whole body on the phone. You got a damn vitamin D. As long as you're happy, then God bless you. It might not be very big, but it definitely gets the job done.

Speaker: More than once. Yeah, it does. Hashtag 25. Jeff's like, yeah, it does. Yeah, it does. Jeff's flashing back when we were married. Yeah, it does. I'm trying not to do the Steve Carell. That's what she said.

Speaker: She's on the same level of bullshit I'm on right now. I got my daily vitamin D. That's all I know

Speaker: Yeah, you did. Random Rick was good. What's up, Rick? How's Guy Talk 2020? It's going really good, random Rick. Triple R in the building. I don't blame you, Mark. I don't blame you at all. Mark's like, I'm sitting here on XNXX and I'm trying to pick out a novel to read tonight. I'll send you some suggestions. I've already read Debbie 500. I'm thinking about

Speaker: I heard there's one up there with a job interview. That's awesome. With a job interview. Yeah. Jeff will find it by the end of the week. There's some guys that were talking about crazy shit that was on it. I was like this. I believe it. You realize like Pornhub, I don't think they still do it anymore, but they were offering

Speaker: a healthy, healthy check. I can't remember how much it was, but it was several thousands of dollars for you to send them like your homemade stuff that they could post. Yeah. Civil $1 ,000. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. They should have called me in my 20s. Tony, they weren't around in 1850. I'm just saying. First of all, there was some shit around. It was just in black and white. Tony, Tony, Tony was an extra.

Speaker: He was the original member of Tombstone. What was that? 1883 or whatever? Yes. Tony's first job was at Yellowstone Ranch. Yellowstone. Yellowstone. It's an 1825 or something. Don't be jealous because you didn't hang out with you like I did. It was huge.

Speaker: I, you know, from what I've heard stories, people who hung out with Hugh did a lot more than hang out with Hugh. Yeah, no shit. Speaking of hanging out with people that weren't like the other thought they were, apparently Elvis was a bit of a freak.

Speaker: Why are you surprised by this in any way shape? It is celebrity being a freak. Why would you be surprised? But yeah, apparently he would throw what he called cherry parties.

Speaker: where he didn't bite a bunch of fans that were just shy of 18. As in just shy of like, they were 16 and 15. And I was just like, Jesus Christ. I was like, you're type of party, Jeff. Or are they too old for you? Yeah. Too old. They've already hit their growth spurts. They're taller than me. I'm good. Stick around in the daycare.

Speaker: But yeah, apparently he was really abusive to his wife. I don't think that's that big of a secret. There are stories of him being abusive. Very rare stories of him being abusive. And he had a weird relationship with his mom. Weird. I saw the thing. It was like 25 things that you didn't know about Elvis. On TikTok. No, it was actually on Facebook. Hahaha, fuck you.

Speaker: Well, there's stupid links where it's like. Oh, you mean you're doing a social media app or if I use kick, they're going to put me in Facebook jail for six weeks because I said kick. Let's go kick the ball. Oh, that's hate speech. And that's bullying. Go to Facebook jail. Whatever. I'm going to keep you in the balls, bitch.

Speaker: I've never watched that show but a motherfucker kills me. I'm breaking back. I'll break you back Jesse or whatever his name is breaking but the problem I had with breaking bad is that after a while, it's repetitive. You can only do so many episodes. I will. You can only do so many episodes about selling meth. Dude, that was a hell of a series. That was good.

Speaker: I watched it literally for Jesse saying bitch, because it's fucking hilarious. And I've yet to watch I Am Saul, because it's just like, I'm not going to watch it. I can't be bothered. But that movie, that movie, the dude from I Am Saul, the movie Nobody, damn, that's a good fucking movie.

Speaker: Yeah, I stopped three three seasons. Good show, but it was like, okay, we get it. The guys in general spiral. It'll end bad, right? Literally.

Speaker: There's literally a drawing. It's like a drawing cartoon where it was like stick figure style. When it's like the history of Breaking Bad, it's like, so you want to sell meth, bitch? And then they run through a building and they're like, we're making meth. They see like the camper and then it's, yeah, I am Eisenberg. Like the lines are literally their most famous lines. And then it ends with a dime. Say my name.

Speaker: What actually random Rick? I'm not gonna lie if you do he's talking about on breaking that or I am so not breaking that breaking bad on that very last episode Jesus Christ. I never saw the final episode because I do like I said it became repetitive like yeah, I get it. They're making it selling meth. I get it Yeah, they're making a bunch money. Oh, what was me? What am I gonna do with all this fucking money? Dude

Speaker: I am the danger. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, Breaking Bad, it's worth watching it all the way through. I will tell you that. I will put that above Sons of Anarchy. Oh, how dare you, sir? Yeah, I will. There wasn't a bad episode. There wasn't a bad episode of Breaking Bad to me. And I watched it as a binge, just not necessarily a whole lot of it. You want to talk about crying? Watch Opie die and don't cry. I know.

Speaker: Now, I skipped seasons two and three, I think it was. But I heard about it, and it made me go back to watch four. Because I had co -workers that all talking about us all. Yeah, I'll catch you. I'll catch you. No problem. Plus, I had friends that watched it all over. We was on Facebook talking about it. The problem I had with it is it seemed a little racial. And there was a history of bike clubs being that way. OK, cool. But the story line picked up pretty good. They literally let a black guy be part of sons. When? Final season. What happened to them?

Speaker: he lived I think because they they they they incorporated the bastards which was the black bike gang into the bike gang yes um oh you talk about what's the name yeah now he was he didn't leave I think he did join the very end you're right but he had his own crew

Speaker: Didn't they have a couple of Hispanic? Didn't they have a couple of Mexican dudes and sons? No. Yeah. Well, um, uh. They were cool. They were cool with a couple of the Mayans. They were cool with the Mayans. No, no. Juice was in the club. Juice was a Mexican. Juice was half black, I think. This was Puerto Rican and half black.

Speaker: and look at what they did. Well, he did that himself. I didn't even watch the show and I know how Juice went out. Punk bitch. I talked about it. He was a punk bitch. Well, he tried to hang himself and failed. No, but but the original the original rules of Sons of Air and

Speaker: club. I agree with that. That was one of the rules that the bit races but the bastards if the the biker gang the bastards the rule was you had to be black. So how's that different because they made it that way because they weren't allowed in the office right so you know I get it but once again the sons did a patch over

Speaker: the other club with the bastards, which means the bastards no longer exist. They begin. Why do you have this? Because that was the name of their **** bike club. I don't know. Ask the black guys this why they named their club the bastards, the black guys who named their club. Exactly. Yeah, Tony. Tony. Why did they like the other club? They did a patch over party for the other club that was in just

Speaker: And apparently, like, that's the party to go to as a patch over party. Mind you, that's allowed. I've heard. I don't know the whole stories on all of them, but I've tried to look in the back clothes and there's so much you're going to learn. Well, there's a couple of guys on YouTube that literally give, like, history and all this stuff. And I'm like, yeah, I'm good. This is true. Rick, this is true.

Speaker: Apparently, they were going to have a different. Thank you, Rick. Thank you, random Rick. Just as simple. They were. No, but it's also based on reality. As in they actually talked to bike clubs and figured out what the charters say. They did the. Here's the biggest aspect I'll give them. They couldn't think of a name that wasn't taken for one that was going to be more original. That's the hard. Honestly, there's so many bike clubs up there is so hard to come up with a cool name. Yes. That isn't already taken.

Speaker: Yes, that I kind of give them, but I would have thought of something else besides that man, personally. I agree. They couldn't really trust me. Where I live at, there's a lot of bike clubs. I didn't even realize how many bike clubs were really out there. Oh, there's - Jesus Christ. Hundreds, thousands of them. There are more bike club differentiities and sororities from what I've seen. Oh, easily, easily. And that just came from me like, let me see what's out here. I was like,

Speaker: Yeah, and the levels of bike club go from, there's a bike club, I kid you not, Tony, this is true. There's a bike club, there's called, I think they're called like the Disney Warriors, and they literally have a Mickey Mouse logo on the back of their cut. Shout out to Mickey Mouse on the time of the kid. They are sponsored by Disney. Yeah, they're probably a social club.

Speaker: Yeah, well, it's a social club, a thereby club. But when you go to Disney, you'll see guys walk around with the Disney cut. And I'm like, you know what? I get it. So, and they're kind of like the...

Speaker: You know, they don't do criminal activity. They they're they're the ones like if somebody's. You know, being picked on at school, they'll they'll follow the kids school back and forth every day and all that stuff like that, which is pretty much. And then the thing is the the real clubs, even some of the real games that protect the children. Oh yeah, I got no problem. And then you got then you got like they've all had that. I don't matter what they're getting or anything like that. They've always had that unspoken rule. Women and children.

Speaker: Yeah. Even like the mob, you know, granted they would treat their own wives and shit like hell. They'd slap the fuck out of them. But if you touch them, that's your ass. Oh, yeah. Or if anybody else in the family touched them, it was a yes. But women and children have always been off limits. I mean, we watch documentaries and seen documentaries on street gangs and stuff like that. And outside of them recruiting. Younger men or younger boys or whatever.

Speaker: typically women and children are off limits. Yeah. But yeah, the the the different levels of big mouth is seriously sus. He's gangster as fuck though. Mickey Mouse can be better. Watch your fucking mouth. Mickey will get you. So he's already got a glove on. So his pen pen is strong. Yeah.

Speaker: He got his voice back and I'm up. You've been around about as long as Wolverine. Pluto. Daffy. Maybe even longer. Goofy. When did Steve boat Willy come out? That was technically the first iteration. The 20s. Yes. Wolverine and Baroness' 20s. Who? Wolverine was around before that.

Speaker: Steamboat Willie was was the original name of Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse Croton. Wolverine, the X -Men. That's what I thought he was talking about. That didn't come out to like the 70s, man. Is that what you're talking about, Wolverine? That's what I thought, right? Is that Tony? We're talking to you. Hey, Cam, we'll go with the 1920s. OK, when would when did Wolverine come out? It was the 70s.

Speaker: Yeah, but his age is, oh, he's talking about. Okay. Okay. That's different. Yeah. Yeah. I think Wolverine's backstory was like 1800 or something like that. Yeah. The first time he died was like in the civil war or something like that. Oh, he never died. First time he faked his death. The first time when he realized he was a mutant. I mean,

Speaker: Wouldn't that be the biggest problem about being immortal? Is like you can... You eventually have to fake your own death multiple times. I mean, you're pretty good at it, I'm sure. Not really. You know if we could just... You just move locations and change your name. Yeah, see, I don't like to leave places.

Speaker: or you just or I mean or the simple fact that you're immortal, everybody who once knew you or knew of you is dead. It dies off. I know I get that. Like Duncan McLeod, Highlander. He just like does an age once you hit a certain point. Well, and that was the premise. Yeah, I've been living in this town for 90 years. You still look like you're 25. What the that's the premise of Highlander when you in Highlander when you're so they don't they don't know they're immortal until the first time they die.

Speaker: And then they come back to life. So like Duncan McLeod, and he was a Highlander. Right. And he died in battle. Okay. And then the next thing he knew he was waking up a day later or whatever. And that's how he found out he was immortal. He stays that age for the rest of eternity.

Speaker: So if you die at 16, kind of like, kind of like true blood. Jessica's only 17. She gets turned, she stays 17. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I mean, people are eventually going to be like, I'm 90. I knew you and we were both 17. Why do you still look fucking 17? It's not skincare. But Logan, but Logan did age. He just aged very slowly. OK, this is true. No, but I'm talking about these.

Speaker: Immortal where you don't age like true blood You just move when that wouldn't that would be annoying as shit not really because you think if you're immortal at If you're immortal, you're gonna be rich as fuck Oh hundred percent, you know at some point in your life, especially if like you find out you're immortal in like 1426

Speaker: Oh yeah. You're going to have, you're going to have shit from 1426 that you can sell. Yeah. Literally. I made this thing today in a hundred years. I'm going to put this in my pocket and keep it. Cause a hundred years. I'm a sell for 10 billion. Yeah. Murphy did with that painting. He paid $500 ,000 worth 14 million. I heard about that. That's fucked up. Well, and that's on the TV show Highlander, that would basically Duncan McLeod, the main character was an antique dealer.

Speaker: Yeah. And, and, and, and, and, and, and then he had antique weapons. Like he saw it like dudes been around since the 1400s. He knows where they all are. 1426 when Joe Biden was born. That's funny. Probably true. You're a lion, dog, face, body soldier. Look at the unicorns on the rainbow clouds.

Speaker: Yeah. If you don't vote for me, you ain't black. Did you see, I was watching a clip today. I don't know why that motherfucker turns into a puppet, but he'll be talking all of a sudden, just be like, like, God damn. He's skipping something. Today, Jr.

Speaker: The record's slipping. Stop on the floor. Turn on the radio. I don't give a damn what side he's on left or right. That motherfucker is just like Donald Trump's easy to make fun of. This goofy ass. They are. That is the best part about it is they're both easy to make fun of.

Speaker: or them trying to or them making George Bush Junior trying to **** read to a kindergarten class when that **** reading level ain't passed a first grade reading level. What was the one guy couldn't spell potato? What's that? What's that? That was one of the candidates. I don't think that was Al Gore in it. Yeah, it was Al Gore or Ross Perot. Al Gore.

Speaker: No, it's Al Gore. Ross Perot got famous, super famous because he quit running for president. And then like three days later, he's like, I was just kidding. Oh, he's Tom Brady. Michael Jordan. He Michael A. Jordan, not Michael B. Jordan because he hasn't retired yet.

Speaker: Yeah, those two straight. His son hasn't retired yet. Yeah, he's still going strong. Yeah, I think it was. I think you're right because didn't he say after that, he was like, some say potatoes, some say potato. Yeah, exactly. I was like, really, dude? No, they're still spelled the same, right? I'm not saying I'm the spelling fucking mastered, but I mean,

Speaker: Trust me, we know you can't spell for sure. Even when we send you the correct spelling. And we spell it out to you here live, and you can hear me back. I'm just saying, if I'm a spokesperson or trying to run for government, and they're like, we're going to put you in a spelling bee. No, you ain't. Because I'm going to look like a fucking idiot. Are you sure you want to do this?

Speaker: You guys, you realize it's me. I can't spell my own name. You're going to have me doing spelling bee? Are we spelling the, cause I got that. Fucking Joe Biden of the spelling bee.

Speaker: I'm sorry, you're incorrect. What? What? No, that's just how you spell it. You're reading the wrong dictionary there, bubba. You know,

Speaker: You can tell what's going wrong with the world when 81 million people thought he was going to be a great president. What? You could say the same thing about Trump. He was a good president, though. Why did everybody quit? Because they blocked the Hunter Biden laptop story?

Speaker: There was a poll yesterday that if people would have known about the Biden laptop, if it wouldn't have been suppressed, 53 % of people would have changed their vote. I think a lot of people are upset that they voted for both of them, for Biden.

Speaker: But, I mean, according to, according to old Joe, we have the best economy we've had in six years, so. And do you know why the economy is quote unquote as good as it is? Because during COVID we spent the highest amount ever and it went down.

Speaker: So in the past six years, yes, the spending went up and then went down a little bit. So now it's a record low. No, it's not a record low. It's still stupid. I, you remove COVID numbers from the quote unquote budget. Trump still got it. Got it beat when it comes to the economy. Right.

Speaker: Says the guy who lives in Mexico. Right. No politics. Says the guy who lives in Mexico. And literally watches politics all day long. A damn fucking American expert. I deal with COVID shit all day long. Says the guy who lives in Mexico. That just makes me the smartest person in the room.

Speaker: because I don't have to deal with bullshit that you guys do. You have an entire country full of people who are trying to leave that country because it's so bad. And you're the one jackass. Exactly. It's going to be better to live in Mexico than the US. There's a bunch of American motherfuckers trying to leave here too.

Speaker: American motherfuckers. I should have done left like six years ago. Unfortunately, our fellow Americans out there can't use that shit. Yeah, exactly. Other countries don't want to deal with our financial laws. Well, I eat the crypto market. Speaking of issues in the news.

Speaker: You know how when the COVID vaccine came out, right? And Pfizer and all the big pharmas that were putting it out. About to get their asses too, left and damn right. Yeah, they are. Here's the thing. They signed an agreement with the governments of the world saying, if something goes wrong, we're not liable. Yeah. Apparently, Thailand is like, ha ha, we're going to make that null and void because you guys lie.

Speaker: They're the first to step up because their princess, because they signed an agreement with them, saying if any Pfizer signed an agreement with the Thailand government, just like they did every other government and said, if something goes wrong with this vaccine, we're not liable. And the caveat to that was they had to tell the truth.

Speaker: Well, they lied, obviously. Exactly. So the contract can null avoid. Spoiler alert. Well, Thailand is the first country to be saying, we're going to make that null avoid, because you guys fucking lie. Because the princess of Thailand got the jab, and now she's in a coma. When did she get the jab?

Speaker: uh well no when she got her booster like three four days later after she got her booster she went into a coma she was in perfect health beforehand all the lawsuits are going to go right back to the world health organization because they're ultimately responsible action suits against the world health organization as well they should as well they should

Speaker: And they're going after Fauci for spreading false propaganda, and for having a show of what the media puts out there. Have you been watching the shit that Congress is doing with the former Twitter staff? Holy shit! Oh my god, they're calling them boys out left and right going, you boys fucked up about the censorship. Yeah, they fucked up with the censorship.

Speaker: Yeah, and literally Congress, multiple Congress people today said, thank God for Elon Musk, because we didn't know this shit was happening. He released all the fucking files. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, he released every fucking thing. He said, look, here's what went on during this bullshit.

Speaker: Apparently, the FBI was like, hey, can you remove that? We don't like it. It makes us look like shit. And Twitter was like, got you. Well, guess what else was happening? A bunch of it was getting paid to do it. Yep. And it was paid by US tax dollars. So they just justify Elon Musk's moves. And it's going to show one of the conspiracies, but there's one conspiracy with Elon Musk up there, where he's going to try to do what he's trying to do. It's not good. Was he trying to?

Speaker: I'll let you find it on TikTok Once again

Speaker: It's it's it's a back and forth, Tony. That's the part of the show is is we discuss this. Nobody is going to believe you until it happens. The same way nobody believes. OK, well, the same way nobody believes that the vaccine put boxes in your intestine that you don't know. OK, this is your first time on the show. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but 90 percent of the shit we say, people don't believe. So what's one more thing? I just wait till it happens. Google it.

Speaker: Well, I don't even know what the hell you guys are arguing about. I just heard that COVID and vaccine and everything else as the only person on the show who has not had COVID and actually left his house.

Speaker: I was exposed to it and I was the only person on the show that's vaccinated and has had no side effects whatsoever. Tony's vaccinated. Yeah, but I said vaccinated without any side effects. Tony has every side effect from the vaccination. I've had six of them. I've had six of them. Every side effect known to mankind plus some that people don't know from having COVID. I'm just going to ask superpowers. I'm wearing almost superhuman powers. Amen to that.

Speaker: I'm just saying, that is the guy that was about 100 % immune. And Jess, you shaved your beard because your doctor told you COVID would live in your beard. That's a lie. Obviously. And I said, don't you wash your beard? And you're like, yeah. And I'm like, well, that was like the number one thing that they said was wash your hands.

Speaker: The thing is, though, when it comes to I'm the only one that actually I don't think anybody knows anything. I don't think anybody knows 100 % accuracy, anything about anything, whether before or the vaccination. It's just people just randomly spouting off crazy shit and.

Speaker: Oh, 100 % but that's running with it. And then the people that those 900 people see and follow, they run with it too. And then before you know it, it goes from one person to a million people saying crazy shit about the vaccination.

Speaker: Oh, well, no, but that's about everything, though. Especially nowadays. I mean, let's caveat or switch topic here to show that this goes with every subject, that if it's a game of telephone, everybody starts believing it. Well, flat Earth. Have you seen these fucking crazy people? It is flat Earth.

Speaker: Oh my God. I'm just saying don't either one of I'm just saying don't either one of you know anything about COVID or the vaccination. I did a lot. Well, you know, let me phrase that. Let me rephrase that. You don't know any like, you don't know enough. You don't know enough and none of us know the real fact or none of us will ever know. Let's be honest. None of us will ever know. All I know is I've seen how it's affected Tony. Yes. I've seen how when you had it,

Speaker: It affected you. Right. The first time you got it and the second time you got it, it kicked your ass. Talk about me. Yeah, you. I only got it once. You had it. Apparently, you said you had it twice because the second time is when you shaved your beard. No, this is the first time. The first time. I only got it once because that's when I shaved it.

Speaker: Well, you can go back and roll the beautiful bean footage. I'm pretty sure. I actually think I titled the show. You're right. You're right. Wait, wait, wait. I did get it twice, but I got a different variant and the different variant was more like, it literally felt like I did a hard day's work of lately for like two days. So now the first time I got it, I got the full punch of color. I don't know how the vaccination affected you, Tony D.

Speaker: Um, a lot of fatigue. Yeah. I know a lot of people that I know a lot of people that got it. They were fatigued. Some people got sick, like, like a cold, not, not COVID, but like, I had some very deep naps. I had, we all would never feel like a full night sleep. Yeah. I had, I don't remember which one I got, but it was two shots might've been Pfizer. I don't know. Um, but I had no effects whatsoever.

Speaker: But here's the thing, Tony, the reason why Chris got the jab is because in order to continue to work, he had to. If he could have opted out, I'm sure Chris wouldn't have got it. My beard gives me immunity to COVID. You are not Samson. Cut this shit off. Grow a beard. Grow a beard, Tony. He's working on it. He didn't shave today. Look, I got this fantastic hair. This is amazing. I'm basically, I'm basically

Speaker: The one person in the world that's immune to COVID. You look like a drunk mop. Because you sold your soul. I look like Perry Shatter's girlfriend. You tell me I look like Perry Shatter's girlfriend? No. No, but the reason why I got COVID. Maybe that man's so dirty. Like the senior citizen Muppet.

Speaker: Oh, the guys are on the balcony. Yeah. Look. Look at baby face. Look at those guys. **** you. Now, look at the real man. And that's the problem. You should have all those doors at home. Let's see. I don't know who's there. What?

Speaker: He came into WC or he came in the first. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: I started out an old school wrestling reference because when we come back from break, since we're not going to be here tomorrow night, we're going to announce the winter. Let's go. The winter soldier. Oh, the winter is coming. Winter soldier is coming on your face. Winter is here.

Speaker: Winter is only here when shit goes really bad. Winter is coming. You don't have a winter. Winter is here in the United States. No, no. No, no. Winter in the Game of Thrones world is not a season. I know. It is when shit goes bad. Winter is not here yet. It's when the motherfuckers showed up.

Speaker: Yeah, basically. And the way shit's going down right now, winter's coming. I haven't seen any dragons yet, I don't believe it. When I think of everyone down earlier today, Glick was coming. I mean, it's coming. I mean... Yeah, you were.

Speaker: About two minutes after Nicki moved in. Yeah, you were. And I say two minutes, I'm being liberal. Unfortunately, she got here when I was at work this morning. She got here this morning and then when I got home, we had to make a Walmart run because she needed booze. Hey, to live with you, I get that.

Speaker: I went with myself. Why do you think I drink so much? Chapter one. Chapter one. She's like, oh, shit, I moved in with Chris. We need to go get beer. The reason is why Blick had to stop drinking yet. Tony, I'm going to order you a bottle of that. Well, that, well, that, actually, I want to, I want to touch on that when we come back to the difference between alcohol sales in Ohio compared to Pennsylvania.

Speaker: I'm talking about that already. Okay. She get in a leash too, for Chris. A dog bowl and leash. Oh yeah, she needed a dog bowl. Excuse me. My bad. She needed booze and a dog bowl. Cause when I, on my way home, she said, are we going to go to Walmart? No, wait, here's the question though. What did she grab first? Well, we got the dog bowl first because you see, when we went into Walmart, she was like, fuck the dog shit's probably going to be all the way on that side of the street. No, it's straight back by the beer.

Speaker: And she was like, oh, really? I said, yeah. Two for one. But on my way home, when we were on the phone, and she was like, are we going to Walmart when you get home? I need booze. I was like, yeah. And she's like, oh, and a dog bowl. I was like, I want a dog bowl. So she mentioned the booze first. She's beating your ass already. Ain't been in the house the whole week because she already beaten your ass. I can't make him talk about you. She's barely been here any hour. Exactly.

Speaker: for the background. You better shut your motherfucking mouth. I don't think I'll ever have to worry about that. He was talking about, he was talking about him, you know, her yelling at Tony. That shit was funny as fuck in that damn video clip I got. Hashtag lies.

Speaker: She said all Tony D. You did too. We're going to take a real quick break and when we come back, you know, we had a starting five this week. Her random Rick courtesy of random Rick. The random Rick. I say you come up random Rick. What you think? I mean, yeah, send him a link. I mean, it was his starting five. You able to let me know, man. I'll send you the link for real.

Speaker: Yeah, absolutely. If you want the truth, Rick, it's the same one as last time. Yeah, pretty much. I don't think it is. Yes, it is. I don't think it is. I think it's random. I thought so, too. I don't know. Either way, got a little EDM combat, AKA Rockly, for you tonight. We got some new music on tap for tonight.

Speaker: Oh let's do, go ahead and check out EDM Combat or Rockly on YouTube at EDM Combat Remixes. Go check out all this shit. Guy does amazing work if you haven't already told him or haven't already seen. He does our intro. He does the secondary intro that I've been playing a lot lately just because I'm trying to show him some love and get some ears on his new song.

Speaker: You know, this is his remix of Post Malone's Goodbyes. We'll be back in just a couple minutes.

Speaker: All I do is complain She needs something to change Need to take out the act, act, act So fuck it all tonight And don't tell me to shut up When you know you talk too much But you don't got shit to say

Speaker: I want you out of my fans on the right There's no way I can say it feels Cause I want you to be safe too I want you to be

Speaker: Fuck with me tonight

Speaker: There's no way

Speaker: Time that **** just right. Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, everybody. Hopefully, you're enjoying the show so far. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. What's going on with Stevie Wonder? Sorry, sorry. I was doing a shot with my girlfriend and almost got back a little late.

Speaker: I'm Glick. We got Tony D and Jeff here in the house somewhere. I don't know where they're at, but they're somewhere. They were here. I'm here. You're not already. Go ahead and check us out on all them social medias, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and Twitter. Don't forget to join us live Monday, Wednesdays, and Saturdays at 6 PM on YouTube and Twitch. This is a rare occasion for a Friday night. Nikki and I have plans tomorrow night.

Speaker: Uh, we got into that a little bit Wednesday. Uh, and then if you can't join us live and hang out in the chatters box and shoot to shit with us, don't worry. You can listen to us anytime, any place on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts at all at nonsensical nonsense podcast. Go give us follow, give us a like and, uh, give us a sheriff. You'd be so kind. Let everybody else know about us. Get us out there and get us in other people's either holes.

Speaker: Headed to Wally world anyway. Yep. Go ahead and grab me another 12 pack. If you would, Chris, I appreciate that man. How you doing? Thank you for coming through. Chris technician. Do me a favor. See if they got any, uh, seagulls, uh, seagulls pina colada. Jeff, do we still have that community clip on here of Dr.

Speaker: Damn, this is stressful. What did you want? Bartles and James what? Peter Colada. Let me see if I can. Fuck you, you drunk. Just keep on walking. Walk on into that propeller, Tony D. It was at this moment that he knew he fucked up.

Speaker: fuck you, you drunk. I was drunk. No, I was I was almost late getting back from the break. Good thing I wasn't because my co -host weren't here. Mickey and I were doing a shot. Yeah, I know. We do this show Friday night, tonight, randomly. Mickey and I are going to a haunted house tomorrow night. Like a haunted. Oh, and by the way,

Speaker: like a haunted house attraction, not like an actual haunted house. Which means me and Jeff will be hosting the show by ourselves Monday. No, no, we're not going to like a haunted house haunted house, but like, you know, like one of the, yeah, like a, like a, like a, with, you know, with, I don't know. Yeah. It is in a haunted, it is in a haunted prison.

Speaker: However, speaking of haunted places and things to do, I am totally in that Saw escape room with you, Chris. That looks fucking dope. You know who's not into the Saw escape room? Me. Fucking Tony and Nikki both said, nah, hell no. We not now. I'm in. I'm in.

Speaker: Oh, I will absolutely cut your foot off. That means we're going to survive. We're going to run over to the sunset. We ain't going to take them. No, it's an escape room. Just like you would do the escape room. If I have to take a spoon and pluck your eyeball out so we can escape, I'm taking your eyeball. And then when we get home, when I get back home, I'm going to go have your eyeball turned into a necklace.

Speaker: Hell yeah. No, but I mean that fucking escape room is seriously. They did it, right? It looks good. It looks awesome. I'm totally in. Yeah, I think it would be super cool. I'm not. Chris, technician. I'm totally this motherfucker.

Speaker: No, I'm totally that thing. Look, I've always wanted to do one of those escape room things because it would be fun. That would be a fun starter. Yeah. And just so YouTube pussies know, Nikki is 100 % down for going to, like, hell, like that city here in Ohio, hell.

Speaker: and and that that abandoned city and **** like that that we talked about in the deep dive. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she's totally down for all that **** with me. Well, hey, you guys go enjoy yourself. I'll take up the show when you die. What we got is the word. We got this. Huh? Which one you want? What are they? Which one do you want? I don't know. Which one do you want? That one looks like Absinthe. Let it.

Speaker: You suck. You're supposed to say both of them. She needs one. She won't let me take both of them. I mean, it wasn't. Light it on fire. She wasn't going to let me take both of them. See if it lights on fire. See if it lights on fire. I don't have a lighter. I don't smoke. Tony, you're drinking water? Yeah. Tony's drinking water. What do you do with that? Have you seen the 75 challenge?

Speaker: He is. You too. That was actually pretty good. Which one was that? The Washington. Let it. What's in Washington? Oh, it's got tequila in it, don't it? No. Washington, like, this is an apple pucker. Oh, okay. Ooh, I like that one. She got these, like... We see this new challenge. So, at our Walmart... Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. He's so happy. Is that? Yeah.

Speaker: Why are you so mad at me? Why can't you just look at me? That's because she's serving him drinks. Bro, she's a bartender. She is a bartender. Yeah, exactly. Like the night we met, she served me beer all night. And I didn't even have to try to take her home and sleep with her. It just happened. Yeah. She was already in the moment I walked in the door. She was like, she's seen me. And she was like,

Speaker: Yeah, he's getting it. I mean, I don't know how many times you guys have tried to take the bartender home. It's not as easy as it sounds. Depends on the bartender. What are you going to that gay club again, Tony? No.

Speaker: I walked him right into it. I was waiting for it. I was waiting for what he was saying. That came out of my nose. I walked him right into that. God damn it, Jeff. God damn it. I went and bought imported German beer tonight. It was my last drink.

Speaker: And it came out of my damn nose. Got him. That's twice you've gotten walked into a gay joke, Tony. Yeah, in under 20 minutes. It's OK. My time. In under 20 minutes. My time will come. Is that what your gay bartender said? That's three.

Speaker: You know what? Judge me if you will. I do. I do like hanging out with gay bars. I think they're fun.

Speaker: I've heard they work. And it's not like every dude in there is hitting on you. They're like, oh, straight guy alert. Everybody's trying to stick it once. I always refer to the movie American Reunion. We're going to turn them gay. We're going to make you think you're gay. Just because we're gay doesn't mean we want you. We all want to fuck you, yes. Cheers. That dance -off and that movie, that dance -off, I can see Chris doing that.

Speaker: Well, okay. I'm sorry. That does sound terrible. The night we met in person, we had been talking for... Right. It's like the first time you met. See, that sounds better.

Speaker: Yeah, we had been talking for a while. You made it literally sound like she was, you could look at her and she'd be like, yeah, I'll take him on the night. I'm gonna take him and his beer. She ain't say that shit. Fuck that. I mean, yeah, she's kind of good.

Speaker: He ain't even got a shade. That ain't even some shade, motherfucker. No. And that's not the story. You told her those four months ago. No. When she was seeing me, the first time she ever seen me, she was like, mm -hmm, him and that dude. Of course she was. Of course she was. Of course she was. She got too crunk over there. She's going to make you enjoy real happy. She's going to make you enjoy real happy. I mean, she's more than welcome to come back here and defend herself.

Speaker: She's going to come back there. It's funny she said that the first time she seen me, she wasn't interested in any way, shape or form. I begged to differ. You begged to differ? She was definitely into me the first time she seen me. You're going to move in two months. She said, shout out. I didn't beg her to move in.

Speaker: That was a mutual. That was a mutual conversation. No, I believe it. At the couple of months, sometimes it comes up and some people just go with it. All bullshit is saying, some people do just fucking do it. I've got that. I've got that. Have you heard that? But from the living room, you got to fuck you, Jeff. Not even in the chat. I didn't even hear it. Good. From the living room, she said, fuck you, Jeff. She was talking to Jeff. I said, tell her to get back in the kitchen. Make me some pie. We both get in the kitchen.

Speaker: We're gonna cook and make it. Both of you cook and both of you - General will be the only thing getting served. Both of you all share the same ways. Y 'all got some serious happiness straight up. Nah, we really do. We actually had this conversation Wednesday night. Chris said he wanted to do it so good. And this is the perfect segue into this. And I'm gonna repeat what I said on Wednesday night. I've known Chris.

Speaker: for 25 years. 25 plus years. 25 years. Chris is not the guy, Chris is not the guy to jump into anything uncalculated. It's the calculations we worry about, but keep going. No. My calculations are off, Tony D. You're not wrong. You are not wrong, Tony D. You are. You are not figured that shit out. Something's wrong with your get. Your calculator is broken. However,

Speaker: I fixed my calculator. I got a Texas instrument calculator now. I got a Samsung Galaxy. I said, Bixby, can you go ahead and double check my calculations here real quick? And I'm trying to say this as serious as possible.

Speaker: I know Chris for so long that we're on the outside looking at Nicky and Chris only been dating for a short time. And to the outsider that doesn't know Chris the way he does, the way I do, they're going, fuck, this is quick.

Speaker: But I know Chris is not that dude. I'm going to let you finish. I'm going to let you finish. Because I can go all day on that. And I can see a true connection that he has with Nicky. I know people that made it from the first night too. Yeah. We had a fact. They met, I think it was 2007, 2008. They're still married today. One of my homeboys I was in the military with. And I'll never forget. He met her the first night. He said, I think she's the one.

Speaker: And we was like, yeah, and I promise you, they just celebrated the end of those years. This is 14 years since they first met, and I'm going to give it to them. I had a buddy of mine, when I first met my wife, I literally came into work the next day, and I was like, yeah, boys, I'm done with everything else. He was like, yeah, you said that last week about the other team. And I said, yeah, well, that was different. When I saw my wife,

Speaker: I was like, this is it. Yeah. That's why that's why it bothers me. It didn't work because I was like, oh, I'm done. No. And what? Choose your words wisely right now when it comes to relationships. Tony, you don't want to get in trouble again. Yeah. Yeah. You're gonna get in trouble. You don't want to have to do another twitch.

Speaker: Don't give me a story. You know we're being watched and recorded. For the record, you all were not supposed to see that like that. I didn't mean to take it down. I should have taken it down sooner and faster. I watched it live. What I would see, I was drunk.

Speaker: And one thing I will switch when I drink. So I kind of lost, I did lose it in there, but I was furious. You know what? I'm going to stop you right there, Tony. Your true feelings came out and how you felt and there's nothing wrong with you saying how you felt. I lost my temper.

Speaker: I couldn't comment. Otherwise, I would have been saying the same thing Smoke was saying. I just couldn't comment. You could have commented. No, I can't because when you're on Twitch or whatever and I try to comment, it says it has to come from a verified account and then when I try to log in and give my credentials, they say that that's the question for me. You just answer the question for me. I'm glad you said that. Thank you. Just answer the question. And I think it's a setting you have.

Speaker: on your Twitch. Everybody has gone through this last year. I had to do mine. I had to reset my shit up. Yours is the only one that does that to me when I try to comment. I only follow a couple of people on Twitch. But I've gone into random Twitch lives where guys are playing Call of Duty or some shit. And I can comment. No questions asked. Not even following them or anything. Just comment.

Speaker: right anytime I go into your I'll send you a screenshot of it next time you're on Twitch and show you what I mean. You know what they're doing and y 'all gotta excuse me. I got a runny nose. I don't know what the **** going on. I think you better go catch it. A lot of people gotta reset up their account. What'd you say mother **** You said you gotta run your nose. I said you better go catch it.

Speaker: A lot of people got to reset their settings on Twitch. The two fat authentication is coming big with every social media platform. And a lot of people got to do that. When I couldn't get my Twitch to work on my phone, and it just started working like a month ago. So that's why you're going to see me on Twitch more than anything.

Speaker: And I do credit her for helping me tell me all that. I was like, I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I just kept redoing it, redoing it, redoing it. And then it finally just clicked. Everybody has to verify every account they have on every social media platform. That's why your shit's not working seriously.

Speaker: No, but yours is yours is the only account that does that. Give me a second. And I apologize to you seriously. Give me a second. Everybody has to verify that kind of the same way Eli's doing that shit with Twitter. All of them are fucking doing it. Facebook was doing it in the first place. Well, yeah, it comes down to the CBTC. Yeah. Chris, Chris, my bad for cutting you off seriously. No, no, no. You're a good vote. You're a good vote. I'm just saying like yours is the only one on Chris's end that doesn't let you comment. Yeah. Yours is the only one that does it at all.

Speaker: And then when I try to verify it, it tells me my credentials are wrong. So then I log out and I log back in with the same credentials that I tried to use to verify so I can comment. And I'm logged back into Twitch, but then it tells me that they're wrong. And I'm like, go to your settings and look at the two facts. Look at the, I think, the authentication factors and the privacy sheet. Go through those. Just for real, for real. That sounds like way too much. It's really not. You know what they're doing? You know what they're doing, Jeff? They're getting rid of the bots.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's what it is. They're getting rid of the box. Everybody just got to verify this shit. Yeah, but it's also it's also a way to track. It can't be a way to track. I got that part. But for me, since I'm not doing shit, no fucking way. I don't care. You know what I'm saying? No, I agree. Yeah. No, but I mean, I mean, this is the only time I actually literally go live anymore. Yes, I know. It's basically the only time I got a liar unless I, you know, unless Chris gets drunk and wants to go on TikTok.

Speaker: Well, no. Well, we haven't done that in a while. Now I have other, I don't have to get on top of it. I had a great TikTok couple weeks ago, dude. Had about nine people from half those. I mean, I would like to be a little bit more active on our account, but that's more just a

Speaker: did you see the one i just lost is verified baby trust me i have verified that a lot yeah it is yeah it is verify verify verify verify oh hell yeah this box is verified

Speaker: She's actually the first woman that I've given full total access to my dresser and closet. Hey, you want comfy clothes? I am the king of comfy. No, but as far as people going for it, people going for it for relationships, yeah, I've seen the work. I'll be a critic all day, but I'll be dead if I haven't seen the work. Yeah, no, I mean. I said it once, and I'll say it again. If you need help, blink. Me or Nikki? Max, I just want to take some pictures.

Speaker: Um, no, I, we compliment each other personality wise. And, and, and, and, you know, say in Wednesday night is like, you guys are literally both sides of the same coin. Yeah. And you know, we, I can just, he was a dude, she'd have a beer.

Speaker: like, yeah, no, I mean, I don't have to pretend to be anything or act a different like, if I get drunk as fuck on this podcast, she's probably gonna be weird. She's already passed out anyways. No, she's gonna be just as drunk as I am hanging out drinking. Or snoring. I think girlfriends are gonna just as drunk as me and we were safe around each other. And when we go out to like the bar and stuff,

Speaker: We go out, we have fun. I like to wander when I go to the bar. I make friends with everybody.

Speaker: I'm the guy that goes to the bar and I sit at the end of the bar and I drink beer. That's all yeah I wander and I make friends with everybody. I'm like I'm like norm from Cheers. I just see at the end of the bar and drink beer and I'm a day now We're about a second now. I'm getting the fuck out of here. This is the I Wander I make friends with everybody. She she'll she'll wander with me. I'll introduce her to my new bar friends. I

Speaker: If there's a DJ and there's an airport. I can literally just see people having a serious conversation, Chris, like, how you guys doing? Like, what the hell? No, no, no. We're having a business meeting here. Well, you got to kind of, you got to kind of. No, you, of course, play each situation. Yeah, you know, you know, if there's a DJ to dance for and I'm like, hey, before I even finish my sentence, she's already with me.

Speaker: Oh, I'm not dancing. No, we got, we dance clear. We dance our asses off. Absolutely no rhythm. You know, and at the same time we can go out and get wild and get crazy and get drunk. Yeah, exactly. And then have fun. Or we can sit at home and lay in bed and watch TV and not do anything. Oh, well, that's, that's my wife. And she thinks I'm hilarious. So that's a plus.

Speaker: I mean, don't we all? She's she's kind of feel bad for us. Don't we all? Oh, he's stupid. Oh, oh, look at the retarded kid. He's got a great beard. You're like the puppy that has three legs. She's like, oh, shit. I guess I have to look at the retarded guy. He's got a great beard. And he does really amazing things in bed. I am. I'm laughing at his jokes. He's great in bed. He doesn't like to eat a lot.

Speaker: We're spoiled. We must have issues.

Speaker: Hello. Oh, sorry. She's right here, guys. I didn't realize she was here. She said hello. I'm right here. Oh, yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Speaker: I was telling Kevin today, I said, you know, Kevin's like, why are you guys going live tonight? I said, well, Chris and Nikki have plans. I said, Nikki finally moved in with Chris. And he's like, so you guys are going to be at three hours dot from now on. Don't bet on it. Yeah, she's on the same level of bullshit I'm on. So no, I mean, and my kids like her a lot, you know, um,

Speaker: Cash and I were hanging out on the couch yesterday. Any evening time when I can finally sit down and catch my breath, I usually play Call of Duty. I get on there about nine o 'clock or whatever. The girls are already upstairs doing whatever the girls are doing in their room, making TikToks, talking to their friends, whatever.

Speaker: Cash will come down and he's playing because when I moved, I found all my PlayStation Vita stuff, which is PlayStation. It is the handheld PlayStation. Yeah. And I and I charged it up and I and I was like, I have no use for it. I'm probably going to sell it. I'm like, you know what? No, I'm not going to sell it. I'm going to give it to cash because I knew cash would like. So he's either on his phone playing games or watching YouTube or on the Vita playing games. And we're usually hanging on the couch and him and I are talking and kind of bullshitting.

Speaker: last night we were sitting on the couch doing our normally, normal nightly thing and Cash is like, you know, dad kind of wish it was Monday already. I'm like, why? And he was like, well, because when I get home from school, Nikki's going to be there and I can't wait for Nikki to move in. I was like, cool. So, you know, the kids like her a lot. Cash likes her a lot. Of course, Cash and her, usually when they're here,

Speaker: that I have to, it's like a daycare between the two of them because they're throwing Nerf bullets at each other. They're not using Nerf guns. They're just throwing the bullets at each other. Cash has an arsenal of Nerf guns. Yeah, and they just throw the bullets.

Speaker: So Charlie Sheen hot shots move where you just grab a handful. It's actually funny as fuck. I'm not going to lie to you. But no, I mean, my kids like her a lot. Austin and her, I don't know, sounds like they chitchat quite a bit, like Snapchat and stuff like that. And you know, so yeah, like I said, at the end of the day, we just complement each other. And we've had the conversation about, you know, things are going really fast. Hello, I'm right here.

Speaker: But at the same time, it's natural. It's organic. And it's effortless. Yeah, it's effortless and comfortable. When it becomes uncomfortable, then you have that conversation. And you haven't gotten to that point where something's uncomfortable. I mean, I can't remember where I heard it. Yeah, I think you're really, truly comfortable with someone until you taking a shit and they're brushing their teeth.

Speaker: I mean, that's pushing the envelope. I mean, we have, I mean, poop emergency. You never go to your wife, Tony? Huh? You never go to your wife? Poop emergencies are a real thing around here. Oh, no, I agree. You decided to stop doing that **** mutually. Yeah, poop emergencies are a real thing around here that we announced before it happens.

Speaker: And the last time and the last time she was here a couple weekends ago, she thought it was a good idea to let me get drunk and feed me Mexican and Chinese all in within a 24 hour. So I was just I was just farting all over my head, baby. Oh, there you go. I made that just for you.

Speaker: She said stop farting on me. I said I'm not farting on you. I'm marking my territory as the alpha male. Oh my god. I saw that TikTok kid today and I was like this dumb motherfucker. Part on your woman mark your territory. Be a man. Be a man.

Speaker: Yeah, I didn't have the gun yet for the baby bullets. So they were just throwing them at each other because Cash had a bucket full of baby bullets, like the little Nerf bullets. So, yeah, no, it's, I don't know. Like I said, I don't know. It is fine. You know, it is what it is, but it's great. It's not about being comfortable. As long as you're both comfortable, everything's golden. That's right. Now, I don't want to say comfortability because I think comfortable is that when it comes to relationships,

Speaker: When you say you're comfortable, you kind of become content. Okay, I see what you're saying. What I mean by comfortable, though, is you're not afraid to be yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I mean by comfortable. If she sees me shit, I don't care. No, I'm saying if she's in the bathroom brushing her teeth, then I got to take shit. You're gonna have to deal, woman. Yeah, yeah. We're comfortable without being complacent. Oh, right. Well, the great thing about my bathroom

Speaker: is the sinks outside of the actual shitter and shower part. Yeah. So I can shut the door so you can brush your teeth or vice versa. There's a door on your bathroom. Yeah, that's crazy. Well, that was that was a joke. Easy boffins. I'm saying as I don't I literally rip the door off my back. Easy boffins. Boffins. Stick in the bathroom. I gotta find chicken.

Speaker: No, speaking of bathrooms, that's something I need to do with my door. This door in my office, before it was my office, it was when we had all the puppies. We couldn't have them outside. They were just too young to be outside. So we put them in here and they destroyed the door. And I was literally at Home Depot yesterday pricing doors for my office because I literally made this door out of plywood.

Speaker: Mm -hmm because It's getting to the point where the door is driving me nuts It's an eyesore to look at and I want to get me a nice solid door solid oak I want to act I would actually prefer to make it myself. I think it'd be fun We've already figured you would want to make it yourself. Yeah But yeah the the whole

Speaker: If somebody's going to the bathroom in our house, unless there's guests in the house, the door almost never gets closed. Mexican street dog puppies? What the fuck? My dogs had puppies because, God forbid, you actually separate the dogs every once in a while. Did they eat each other? We all know your dogs like to eat each other. No. And not in the same way that I eat. Not in a good way. Not in a good way.

Speaker: But, but yeah, we had the puppies in there. But like, like Gorda, the dog that I have in the office now, I literally brought her in the house and she's like one of the best in the house dogs I've had ever. So I just refused to put her back out in the backyard with the other dogs. She would get eaten anyways. No, she's getting fat. That's exactly why they eat her.

Speaker: Well, as of late, I'm literally going through a 15 kilo bag of dog food every week. Speak American. I don't know what it is. It's 25 pounds. Just motherfucking, who brings a Mexican out of the box and lets them be a... You? I got it. I got it. Oh hog inability, ladies and gentlemen. Golf walk was good. I think I had it.

Speaker: I literally had to stay there. Hey boys! Look what I got here! Hey, where are the white women at? Colhock in the building, ladies and gentlemen. Colhock, when are you going to actually be in the building? Yeah. Somebody send this man a link. So we can watch Chris's face go completely in shock when he's like... He really is black!

Speaker: I thought it was just pictures of a boy guy. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act. I thought it was an act.

Speaker: I've got a black guy. We've got a Sasquatch that hosts the show. We have a trans. He shows up the stairs at the camera. We have a trans. We have a mute, a .k .a. Cam. Yeah. Fucking hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell

Speaker: We constantly, we constantly have kids popping in on the show, which is kind of fucked up when you think about normal conversation for us is cursing like sailors. Yeah, we're not a kid friendly show, but there are a lot of kids that pop up on the show. We are not fucking Sesame Street. Let me tell you. We're not even

Speaker: We're more like, what was that VH1 show where they had all the celebrities in a house together? Real life.

Speaker: No, no, it wasn't it wasn't this baby. What is that? I know you watch all that trash television. I fucking loved that shit. Real world. I fucking don't know. Not real world. Well, they have like the show where they had, uh, you know, I and and we're on Jeremy. Yeah. And it was a struggle and cracked me up in the midget from Austin Powers, Vern Troyer, Troyer.

Speaker: What? RIP. Oh, my bad. Not midget. Little person. Well, he dead. He ain't gonna complain. He wouldn't complain anyways. That fucker was drunker than me. On a Monday morning at 9 o 'clock. That motherfucker just drank his face off. Can you imagine how much alcohol it would take to get that little fucker drunk? I need midget friends. Just to see how much alcohol they can intake. I got a friend. I think he's three foot one.

Speaker: Hey, shout out to the midgets. If you're out there and you want to be friends with a giant Sasquatch, let me know. It would be hilarious. It would be hilarious. Any of you like to drink? I can let them sit on my lap during the podcast. Yeah, actually, they don't like that. I'm just telling you. I have a friend of mine. I imagine if I had a midget drink and I tickled him, treats would fall out of him. I can tickle the elbow.

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to my midget friend. Hop up here, little buddy. Come on. It's mini me. It's mini me. I want a mini Glick. Yes, midgets who can grow a beard. I need a mini me for the podcast.

Speaker: Hit me. Hit us up on all social media at nonsensical nonsense podcast. I got a friend of mine. I got a friend of mine. You want to be mini click. Let me know. We are in search of a mini click. And I've I've seen this dude get so hammered. He couldn't walk and 40 hours. You ready to go? My friend's girlfriend decided, well, we'll just carry him. So she picked him up and I've never seen somebody get so mad.

Speaker: I'm serious. I want a mini look for the show. I think that would be fun. I want a mini look for the show. We, we, we have to, we have to, uh, I can get, I gotta be able to give as good as I get. Yeah. We can get like, you know, cause I drink the 16 ounce pounders. We can get them like eight ounce mini beers and we can get them a mini championship belt.

Speaker: Oh my god. This, you know how amazing this will be. I want to. The entire little person, you know, there's a little person convention in Vegas every year. It's not my fault. You need to go to Vegas and find you under the mini little person convention. I'll get it next time. I imagine, I imagine that we can just put it out there on social media. Yeah.

Speaker: that I want a mini Glick and we can find them. Looking for a smaller co -host the chef. No. A mini Glick. Call it what it is. Call them what they are. They're mini Glick. There's somebody like zero. He shall be mad. And I will call him mini Glick. I was actually showing Austin Powers to Kevin the other day. No, they wanted to dress up like a leprechaun, damn it.

Speaker: Although it would be funny. I just want a midget with a beard and I can call him Minnie Glick or her because there are ladies with beards now as well. I just want a little person with a beard that I can call Minnie Glick. Does that mean I can get Minnie Cow? And he can ride with me Minnie Cow. I didn't say Minnie Glick was going to live with us. I just wanted him on the show.

Speaker: He had to live in his own little mini house or whatever tree he lives in. When he's not baking cookies, he can come and do the podcast. We've all lost our jobs at this point.

Speaker: How cute would that be if we had a mini -glick on the show and he had little eight ounce beers and a little mini smoke and skull championship belt. And he had this little mini awesome beard. And he was, and he was, he was arrogant, but he would be little arrogance, like me. Just one eighth his size.

Speaker: The only difference is that his dick would probably be bigger than mine. Wow. Because I have a mini -blick dick. Yeah, it would. He's like Josie with Kid Rock. Three foot nine with a ten foot dick. Ten foot dick. Didn't that dude die too? Yeah, unfortunately he died. Yeah, unfortunately the little people of the world don't have a very long life expectancy.

Speaker: So Mini Glick would only be on the show for a short time. He'd only be on the shows for a little while. Speaking of terrible dad jokes.

Speaker: I made an unintentional dad joke earlier today. Okay. Because Nikki said that her dad told her, growing up, it was a good rule of thumb to know that the difference or the length between your thumb and pinky. And hers is apparently eight inches. We were

Speaker: We got a picture here. It's like a, what is it? 101 or a hundred date ideas. It's not going to end good. So, so you like, it's, and you, and it's like a scratch off lottery ticket. So you scratch one off and I think whatever's underneath of it is what you do for it. But she wanted to get a picture frame for it. And I was looking for a tape measure. So we knew what size picture frame we need. Right.

Speaker: And she was, and she was like, Oh, I need 16 by 20 or whatever. And I'm like, did you find a tape measure? She's like, no, my thumb and pinky is eight inches. I measured it. I'm like, what? And then she told me about what her dad told her. So she, so she knows that. Right. And I was, and I was like, Oh, okay. I get that because literally my feet are a foot. Right. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she walked off giggling and I was like,

Speaker: Yeah, that was an unintentional dad joke. That was not a pun, woman. Come back here. I'm like, get the tape measure. I'll show you. It was like, so I was like, really? Really? It was unintentional because my feet are a foot, 12 inches long, and my stride is three foot. So like when I wear construction, when I was doing excavating, and we would do with your stride.

Speaker: or whenever I would measure off and nobody ever believed me. And my uncle, because my uncle was the one that taught me that trick, measure your stride. So you can just step it off. You don't have to find a measuring wheel or anything like that. You can step it off and it never failed. Like boom, boom, boom, I'd step it off. I think, I think, we've actually had this conversation a while back where it would be within three inches.

Speaker: is what you're striving for. Yeah, I was generally spot on. And you know, like when you would do a Leechfield and you did a hundred foot run, the pipes were 10 feet long. And I would walk it off and go, all right, we need 13 and a half pieces of pipe. We don't, you're wrong. And then you get the measuring wheel out and sure as shit, 13 and a half feet or 13 and a half pipes. It freaked out when you said Leechfield. So I had to explain real quick what a Leechfield is. A Leechfield is drainage for sewage.

Speaker: Yeah. Your septic system. Cause if you don't live in the city and you live in the country, you have a septic tank and it goes out into and leeches into the yard. And that's what I did. I used to install and repair septic systems. Yep. I put in, when I was a heavy equipment operator, we did like driveways and ponds and basements and shit like that. But our primary work was installing and repairing septic systems.

Speaker: Well, yeah. I used to do something similar. I used to do something similar. We did gas lines. Yeah, we've done trenches for gas lines and stuff like that, too. When it comes to gas lines and water lines, I was accurate within, I think it was like 8 to 12 inches, depending on. 100 foot run, man. You'd be walking for an hour with your little boys.

Speaker: But it's literally. Hey, Jeff, guess what? For the first time in your life, you're too job. You're too tall. You can't be many. You're too tall. I know that would be great. That's why I said if we get if we get a little person, that would be great. You know, if if Nikki ever ever forgets the rules and decides that she wants to break up with me and I have to move to Cancun, then I can just cut your legs off at the knees and you can absolutely be many.

Speaker: You could be a tired version of Winnie, um, of Minnie Glick because then we can, you know, I'd be like a little ting ting. No, no, no, no, no. We're going to give you, we're going to give you the pig legs. I'm going to get you a parrot too. I'm down to have a parrot. I'm actually kind of down to that because I would literally teach it every spring. And you're already only going to have one eye after we leave the escape room in Vegas. That's right. I mean, I'm,

Speaker: you can be a pirate mini. I'm going to be like the pirate from **** family guy. The guy that's got big leg arms, big leg legs. Jeff, I have an idea. Okay, let's do it. I'm in. Let me start. Mickey and your wife are like, don't you want to hear his idea? Nope. I'm in. Nope. Nope. I'm in. Let's go. Jeff, I need you. I need you to lay down on this table real quick.

Speaker: Here's a belt. Put this in your mouth and bite it. I've seen this movie. Wrong movie. Take this belt. Take these three shots of whiskey. Put this belt in your mouth and bite down real hard. This is going to hurt like hell. I'm in. I'm no pussy. I'm not a pussy. I'm not a pussy. I can take it. Jeff, be a man. Cut your arms and legs off. Be a man.

Speaker: Your friend has a stupid -ass idea. Cut your arms and legs off. Be a man. Be a man. This is gonna be awesome! Did you hear... Did you hear about this chick in... I think she's around the UK. She is... You know how there's gender dysphoria? Are you talking about the dragon chick?

Speaker: No, no, no, but I want to hear that. Okay. No, this chick, she has a form of dysphoria where she felt - Well, they say the transgender - It's gender dysphoria is what they say. It's dysmorphia. Right. Well, this woman believes she should have been born blind. Where's Nick at? She poured bleach in her eyes. I wonder where Nick was.

Speaker: before bleach in her eyes. Yes. So she could go blind. There's another gentleman who thought he should he his left arm left hand or like from the elbow down. He he believed it should have not been born with it. So he cut it off. Oh, that's body dysmorphia.

Speaker: Yeah, that's what it is. All he had to do was play the music. Are you always in such a rush? I try to maintain the schedule. We don't run out. There is no such thing as a schedule. This is your first day, a year and a half into our friendship, and you just every time or two minutes play the fucking music. We had a fucking pre -show briefing on keeping the schedule.

Speaker: Well, and that well, that was when I thought that was for one. That was that was like one episode a week when I thought something was going to happen and nothing's come to fruit. No. Oh, that's fucked up. So and so and I don't know what's going on. Kevin's not even really talking to me much anymore either. And I know he's busy like he's got an actual job and and stuff like that. So he hasn't even been doing his podcast or anything like that. So I don't know what's going on and Kevin's kind of like

Speaker: the left hand to Mike. So yeah, that hasn't kicked off. So I don't know where that stands. But that's why we just keep trucking along, man. Yeah. We just keep trucking along. Tony, you do know the rules of nonsensical nonsense. Anything can happen. First rule of nonsensical nonsense. We made everything happen in this world. We don't talk about nonsensical nonsense. We don't talk about nonsensical nonsense.

Speaker: The second rule that is a rule my co -host follow I'm trying to get on your voice on your boys tic -tac show, but he I never need to catch him I Got lucky when I got up there. Yeah I Have been able to get back on I'll flip his world upside down. Let me get on that bitch. I

Speaker: No, I was actually getting ready to go to break because I do want to come back from break and I still need to actually reveal the winner. Yeah. The winter. You have to reveal the winter, the winter soldier. I want a new top five.

Speaker: us a guest to pick the subject. That's what we decided. From now on, if we do top five, we're going to have a guest on and they're going to pick the subject of the top five. But here's the thing. If we have a guest on the and you're wrong for signature, you're wrong. If we have a guest on and they pick the starting five, they have to come back because they got to pick a starting five too.

Speaker: So, they have to come back when we announce it. Right. Then we can suck them in for at least. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I see what you did there. Yeah, I'm always the lotions on it. I'm scared. The lotions. What are you giving them options now? Sure, why not? Life is a bomb. No wonder your wife is still with you. She's got Stockholm Syndrome. Yeah, see? It puts the lotion on its skin. Or is she with you?

Speaker: Yes, she is. Or is she? Is she even real? Nobody has ever seen this. It's kind of a bot. It's a bot. It's one of those mannequins that you buy on Amazon that looks like a real woman. Your wife is like old boy's job from Martin. You talk an awful lot about it, but nobody really knows if it exists.

Speaker: Yeah. It's kind of like my real job. Like everybody knows I got a job but nobody knows what I actually do. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait. Your girlfriend's from Canada. Oh, yeah. Nobody ever see. I mean, we've seen my woman. Yeah. But you've

Speaker: I mean, that could have just been your neighbor yelling at you before. We won't see her. Yeah, she's been on here. When he got his tattoo, she was there. That's right. Thank you, Tony. Thank you. That could have just been some random chick of the tattoo parlor. OK. I'm going to let you deal with her. I mean, I could go get a tattoo. And the tattoo shop I go to, there's two female tattoo artists. I could go live and be like, hey, come here. Pretend to be my wife.

Speaker: Now, great. And I know if I go to the tattoo shop now and I don't, you know, Nikki and I are going to go together, you know, because we've already talked about tattoos and we're we're getting our tongues pierced. Yeah, you are. Yeah. I already found my tumbling. I'm buying a Spencer comes with batteries. You have to. Yes, I know. You have to wait. That thing is seriously annoying. By the way, I've had. I'm not going to wear it all the time.

Speaker: No. I'm only going to wear it when I decide to go eat out. Yeah. Which is why I bought mine. Which is a lot, actually. So I might wind up wearing it all the time. No, trust me. If you wear it more than, I think it's like 35 minutes, it gets annoying as fuck. Because it constantly spins. So I got to cut my eating out time now. You're talking about the one that looks like a pill on top? Yeah. The pill vibrate? Yeah. Yeah. I had that one. And that's fine. That's seriously annoying. Yeah.

Speaker: And the bottom is actually a battery. No, no, it's got like little watch batteries in it, like little hearing aid batteries. That would make me more scared of the fact that I'm going to get a battery acid in my throat. That's how I die.

Speaker: How did Glick die? Well, funny story. And Nicki's got to tell everybody this, like, well, what had happened was. Chris is not going to be on the show anymore. Why? What happened? Well, Jesus, he said, Jesus. If you're Jesus in me and face palming me, it sounds like it's time for another shot. Yeah, got to loosen up.

Speaker: You're officially part of the show now, Mickey. You got to loosen up. You got to say it. She said, okay. I speak her language. You're guilty by association. Well, I did have a news story that I told her earlier. I was like, you're going to be a part of the show tonight. And she was like, uh, okay. So I had to kind of brief her on it, but now I don't even know if we're going to get to it. Well, we got another hour.

Speaker: or two or three or 20. As of Wednesday, we did the six hour fucking show. No. Everybody except Tony because. I had to get up and go to work in the morning too. I made it to work on time. You probably slept in that fucking chair. No, that is incorrect. I definitely slept upstairs. You also, your bed is also like 12 feet away from your office.

Speaker: It's 15. Are we playing this game? They're the same thing. No, they're not. Drink the red pill. They're both red. Oh. I thought one was white. One of them was pina colada. I don't know the story. No, go left hand. Left hand. You're right, left handed. I am. One closest to the other door. She's going to suck a meal with the pina colada with the Miami ones. One closest to the door. Oh, yeah, I'm going with that one.

Speaker: Yeah, that's the one I was talking about. Yeah. Oh, I guess it is. It's blood. No, you didn't. That was strawberry cream. That was the Pina Colada one. Was it really? I think so. I'm almost positive. Whatever. I don't think it was. I think it was the strawberry cream.

Speaker: I like strawberry cream. Oh, I'm about to get cream later. Yeah. 112 had a song Peaches and Cream. Yeah. Tony, you know what I'm talking about? There he is. Got Tony involved. Got Tony involved with my shenanigans.

Speaker: See, this is why I make sense when we go to the bar and I wander. Even guys like Tony are going to love me at the end of the night. One of the new guys started working around me today. He pulled up to me and started playing set it off by streak. Let's see. I'm not old enough to get one left, but I mean, if you.

Speaker: Michelle. That's an amazing woman right there. Thank you. I'll see you. I got one full ass beer left and she said, you need beer. I said, I got one and I haven't opened it. I'll go get you more beer. Yeah. You know, this is the point Chris. This, you get to use the word that I use all the time.

Speaker: you could be sensuous with your wife or with your, your woman. Oh, I did that last weekend to her. Since you was up, give me a beer. I did that last weekend and you know, and you know, and you know what I got? A lot and a beer. What? When, uh, I was over at the bar last weekend and I said, sensuous. Oh, yeah. And you laughed at me. She brought me three whole ass beers. She's trying to get me. I didn't see a fucking sandwich.

Speaker: She's trying to get me drunk, so she can take advantage of me. I ordered DoorDash. Oh, that's a good one. Did you roofie me? No. Did you date me? Not yet. She's about to. Yeah, just wait. That next shot's coming. So we're going with a sticky face. Keep it up. I don't even know how many more we have left. All of them? 15 of them? There's these two. There's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight left.

Speaker: Yeah, we were at Walmart buying booze tonight. And she's just blown away by the fact that... Okay, now you can't look because you'll know. You just have to pick a hand. Closest to the door. Yeah, she left the door open. Yes, she did. Yes, she did. Pick a hand. Go ahead, pick a hand. That's what I said. The one closest to the bedroom door. I don't know. Jeff, did you see what I did? Pick a hand.

Speaker: Yeah, you did. Just take that one. Just take this one. It's the one with the bears and tills. How did you bring shots in here so fast? I brought them with the bears. I am a bartender.

Speaker: He's got a buck in there. I thought I was going to say, now I know why Chris has to move in. I like that one too. That's actually good. Oh, was it? Rattlesnake. Rattlesnake. Tequila and lime. Yeah. Nice.

Speaker: Oh, I can do tequila. Trust me. It's not that I can't do tequila. I choose not to. I agree with you. I can, but I refuse. Yes. And that's why I drank an ass ton of beer last weekend. Yeah. So we went to the bar last weekend.

Speaker: We entered the bar last weekend into a void. You gave your secret away. You literally just said parking lot tequila. Yeah, but you're going to go in depth and then you're going to get in trouble. No, I'm not. Exactly. Golf Hawk. Exactly. Oh, we'll be up tomorrow morning. I got an interview. She's got an interview.

Speaker: interviewers down here. I already got that job. She got that job. Speak and do it like your phone. Go closer. I can't hear you good. We'll be closer. We'll be closer. We'll just slide this in here real quick. Let me see.

Speaker: It's not how this works. You're not going to Mexico. I'm going to Mexico. Whoever gets killed first, the other one gets to come down here. I'm just saying. By the time Glick wakes up, it'll be no, I'll be up. Yeah, I'll be up tomorrow morning.

Speaker: I actually, you know, I don't really get hung over, hung over if I just drink beer all night. And that's what I did last weekend. The night before. That's like the excuses. You're never hung over if you don't stop drinking. That's a valid, that's not even an excuse. That's a true statement. That's a true statement. Have you ever drunk, have you ever drunk yourself sober, drank yourself sober? I can't say that I have. I think I do once. I think I do once. I have.

Speaker: I believe it. Last year, actually, I drank myself sober and went and got another case and got drunk again. I think we both died last weekend, baby. Let's be honest. We both died last weekend. We both drank on empty stomachs last weekend and we were fucked. Give Click another shot.

Speaker: Yes, I want to see Glick grow up on the show. No, we both, neither one of us remember leaving the bar. I've done that. I have done that. It's been a long time since I've been that fucked up. My nickname down here, the people used to call me Houdini because I go to the bar with somebody and then all of a sudden I just fucking leave because I know I've had too much so I go home.

Speaker: but I don't say goodbye or not and I just I know it's like I get that you you get like a hit of holy **** I need to **** leave and I just **** bounce, pay my milk and bounce. You know, I've never stuck anyway with a bill or anything but I **** pay my bill and I'm gone and the only time people know I leave was like 20 minutes later like where the **** is that? Oh no, he left. Yeah, no, I I've I've I've drank myself sober a few times in my life. Last year, I did it.

Speaker: But I also didn't, I didn't sleep for like 36 hours and I just drank the whole time. That's ridiculous. Well, I was going through some shit, Tony D. 36 hours, motherfucker. I can tell you right about the time it happened. It was right around last December, not last December, December, but I guess this was fucking hours. I was, I didn't sleep for three days and I just drank the whole thing. He said, gives you another shot.

Speaker: What was this? It's a red and white shot. It's a red and white shot. How are you feeling? Yeah, you did. Oh, I don't know. What was that? That was the Miami Vice. That was the Miami Vice. Those are nasty. Miami Vices are nasty. How much have you drank out of your margarita? No, I'm still in my first glass.

Speaker: her first class. Which is bigger than my, which is bigger than my glass. Yeah. Let me educate you guys. Her glass. My favorite glass. Her glass is 30 ounces. Yeah. Is a 30 ounce glass. This is a leader. How many ounces is that? Speak American, I'll check ass. I could put my fist inside. You basically have two beers worth of margarita.

Speaker: in that color. Thank you mathematician. I know, but he's speaking Mexican. Well, a leader is one of those. 33 ounces is a leader. You should probably have a second. Same size as this. Yeah, I know. Like I had to twist your arm. Trust me. Like you bringing me three full ass beers was twisting my arm. We're both raging alcoholics. It's okay.

Speaker: I mean, you're going to be drunk all the time. She looking at me. Go ahead T -Pain with your nasty little freak **** or four foot ass T -Pain.

Speaker: She called Fox said, yes, I like her. Make them regret that ****. The only thing she's doing is she's an eight. Two glasses is half the bottle. Holy **** That is a litre. A bottle. How big is that bottle? Hold on. Well, it's two liters. It's 120 ounces. She couldn't have bought it in Pennsylvania. That's two liters. Oh, no. I

Speaker: actually, actually, last weekend, we put in my thirty ounce cup last weekend. Oh **** Tony D's got himself a beer. Hold the **** up. Hold the **** up. Hold the **** up. Here's ****

Speaker: Jeff straight. I didn't even realize that he hasn't called me. I literally just started. Oh, I literally more than three hours. Jeff just started. I only have three beers. Which means it's like 15 minutes. I'll start calling a bitch. So don't worry.

Speaker: Go get me fucking beer. I was trying to explain to Nikki when she tries to leave me and I have to move to Cancun. You need to learn Spanish. No, I'm fluent in Spanish. I speak L language though.

Speaker: Okay, first and foremost, when I moved to Mexico, it's like moving to the Munchkin Guild. And unless them fuckers are Voltron and they get 47 of them to stack up on each other to be as big as me, I'm not that straight. My neighbors are over six foot three. They're not Mexican. They're Samoan. And they're going to be my friends. We're going to be friends.

Speaker: He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Aloha, brother. All I got to do is play the broadcast. You will not have any friends in that country. Why do you think I would have won that fucking country? OK. Bring out, oh, I don't think we have any fireball. Thank God. I will be the king of that country, and Jeff will be my gesture. Make me laugh, little man. I hate you. Thank you very much, man. News, they do have one thing down here. Jeff is going to be a tumor.

Speaker: And Minnie Glick will be beside me. Minnie Glick will have his own mini throne. He's going to be adorable. Minnie Glick is going to be adorable. You will be about as disappointed to Jeff as Starscream and the Megatron when you get to Mexico. Fuck this shit. I'll be about as disappointed with Jeff as his wife is after sex. Which Megatron, though? Because the original Megatron was a fucking eight. No, the original Megatron was a gun.

Speaker: You're talking about the tape with sound wave. Sound wave. Okay. And and and the tape was sound wave, right? The tape was sound wave and then he went into the sound wave. Yes. Yeah, Megatron was a gun. Man. That's right. Yes. Mini Glitch is going to be a **** adorable. I can't wait until I find Mini Glitch. I can't believe you have to have one. Where's Cash? No. Well, he can't grow a beard,

Speaker: And I have a feeling he's going to be bigger than he's going to be taller than me. The kid is nine years old and he powers over everybody in his class. Michelle does the same thing. Yeah, he's a monster. I was a tower mark when I was a school for a little bit. But then again, I was 6 '2 at Cash's age, so.

Speaker: I know I I I literally seriously at at twelve years old, I was as big as tall as I am right now. They thought I was going to be almost seven foot tall, but I was allergic to poison ivy. So I was getting a bunch of steroid shots and stuff like that. And it's not in my growth. Imagine a six to a six guy, a guy that's six foot two saying my growth, my height. That's like the guy I just fucking roasted on TikTok. That was like I was born at a young age and I was born screaming.

Speaker: I was like. It's kind of like roasting my broaster for not having a dick. Completely uncalled for, but fucking hilarious. I wish I could remember what I said to him. I'll fuck you up off of that shit. I ain't worried. I've noticed. He's about as big as my dad, and I'm not worried about my dad either. So as much as he likes to flex and blow up, I'm like. He can't even keep his truck running, let's be honest. Who? Dad.

Speaker: This truck broke down the other day. This semi truck broke down. Really? You talk to my dad more than I do. No, he posted on Facebook. There's a picture of his truck. His truck broke down today. I was like, well, maybe you should learn how to fuck it up. Not his dually. It was a semi. No, it was a semi. Oh yeah. That's a company thing. That's not him. When you get a chance, Bugatti, Chiron, IRV.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen that. That's dope. That thing is a monster. Yeah. I think I want it. I don't know where I would take it, but I think I want it. There's a, I sent you a video a while back of an RV that came with the car. It sells for 2 .1. I've seen a few of them. Yeah, that one's 2 .9. Yeah, and it's literally got like marble flooring inside. I'm like, you know what, I'm kind of in. I'm totally in.

Speaker: If I, you know, it's, it would be the perfect setup for me. My wife loves to travel. I'd have to hire a driver because fuck that I work all the time. So I leave the house and travel all the same time in this big ass fuck off RV. I think it'd be fucking genius. I mean, it's like a win -win to me.

Speaker: I mean, I don't think I could do the whole van life thing because that would drive me insane. I got the six months I'll be tired. But in an RV that size that comes with the car? Just me. I'll have to do that shit. It was just Nicki and I. I would do like a small RV. And well, here's the thing.

Speaker: You get one of those big RVs, you saw the RVs with Robin Williams, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, if you got an RV that size. Yeah, but the kids gotta go to school and stuff like that. Well, you're home schooled. That's a pain in the ass. On the seventh day, God created the Remington Fort. On the sixth day, God created perfection. And He created your death.

Speaker: On the sixth day, God created perfection. He created your dad. So on the seventh, he had to rest. I'm just saying you are looking into the eyes of perfection right now, children, because I am that. Yes. That reminds me, Chris, don't homeschool your kids. Kids, it's time for science. Go to the liquor cabinet.

Speaker: speaking of um yeah i feel like i'm gonna have to have a conversation with my oldest one about oh she posted a picture on her snapchat story one of her friends she's hanging out with with a mike's hard lemonade well isn't that how you got started no i'm not on mike's hard things that was tony

Speaker: They're actually pretty good. Yeah. But they're super sweet that all those all those like seltzers and and and and like red mixed uh like the Reds hard apple cider or not your dad's root beer or whatever all that stuff. They're super sweet. Super sweet. I can't do that.

Speaker: And most of them are like seven, 8 % alcohol. So you can't be like, Oh, you're a pussy. You're drinking Mike's hard lemonade. Well, there's higher alcohol content and a beer, right? But they're so sweet. So you can only have like two or three of them. Then you're like, yeah, cause I can have two, maybe three. And then I have six packs. The worst. Yeah. That's what I'm experiencing lately. Sugar, sugar is a shit. Give me how it turned out. Yeah.

Speaker: but uh yeah so I'm gonna have to have a conversation with her yeah don't end up like me I'd like to agree with you but they would probably be wrong you know that actually that same conversation my parents had really about smoking and my dad did like this

Speaker: You shouldn't smoke. Exactly. I was like, I've got to say that. You want to know what the conversation that was had with me? Stop stealing my beer and Joe's wine cooler.

Speaker: and and and my retort was first and foremost, I don't **** drink wine coolers because I don't have a vagina and second of all, I don't drink old Milwaukee's beefs because I actually have money and I can afford Budweiser. So, go talk to your whole daughter. It was my retort. No, I'm not. You don't, you don't have Budweiser and I said, go look in the Bronco right now, asshole. And there was a

Speaker: Why did Glick move out of his parents' house on his 18th birthday? Speaking of Broncos, have you seen the retro Bronco? I think I sent you a video of this long while ago. It looks like a brand new 2023 Bronco.

Speaker: So it looks like Bronco using all brand new parts. So it looks like the 2023, but it looks like like a Bronco and it's dope. Jeff, golf or Tony? Cause I have that real thing. You saw the pocket pussy protector on camera. What are you talking about? I have the real thing though.

Speaker: I was gonna say I don't have one of those. The only thing I got behind my camera is empty monster bottles. I don't know what I'm lying about. Maybe are you a pocket pushing? I was gonna say the only thing. I mean, I have done not on like not.

Speaker: on my body. Well, sometimes there's a vagina on my body. A lot of times there's a vagina on my body. Yeah, there is. Sometimes it's on my face. Yeah, it is. I'm just on my hands. Yeah, it is. New hashtag for the show. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. That's so much better than that's what she said because. I do like, I do like, yeah, it is better than that's what she said.

Speaker: She might not be listening to the show anymore at this point. She's not because she would have commented already. If you're listening to the show and you heard what I said, bring us a shot. I am a bartender, you know, baby.

Speaker: My bartender senses were tingling. Jesus. This is like the Spider -Man apartment. She's the killer bartender, man. She's on it. And that's not just speaking because the first night that I went out to meet her in person for the first time, she didn't expect me. I think I told you about that, Jeff. We were supposed to meet halfway.

Speaker: And I said, fuck it. I'm just going to drive. Yeah. Cause she's working in a bar. I mean, I'm going to work. I'm like, I'm just going to drive and get a, get a hotel like right down the road from the bar and surprise her. Right. So she wasn't expecting me. So she was doing her job.

Speaker: And I mean, not that even if she was expecting me, she wouldn't do her job. But I was watching her that night. She is a fucking, and as the guy who bounced and worked in bars and everything like that, I would have loved to have her in any of my bars back in the day that I worked in. Is she? From Harry over at Henderson's over there once another beer.

Speaker: Yeah. No, she was. She was on it, man. She knew what everybody was drinking when they were when they were like almost out. She was right. Hey, you know the beer? Yep. Boom. She already had that **** pork. I mean, you got good bartenders and you got bartenders. Yeah. She's a **** phenomenal bartender.

Speaker: The bartenders here that they have here, I would not consider them bartenders because... Well, it's not just the beers. The bars here, literally, like if I went up to Nicky at the bar and I said, hey, make me the French flag. The French flag is actually a shot. And it's three different alcohols, they said at different levels. 90 % of the bartenders here could not make it.

Speaker: Well, yes, and it wasn't just like getting beers, but I mean, like there were people that were sitting in the dining room because they had dinner and stuff at this place. And then they would be walking up with empty cups. She knew it and they were having mixed drinks. Right. She already knew what they wanted and had it ready if they wanted another one so that she could just mix it up and do it real quick. Call her to the room. I got a challenge for her.

Speaker: you're a woman. I have a challenge for her. What she needs to do is come up with a signature drink or nonsense go nonsense. That's not me. That doesn't count. This is not me. This is Jeff. Just so you know, I'm beckoning you.

Speaker: She said, I'm waiting for you to ask me nicely. I'm not the one. It was. It was like my sandwich if I ask nicely. He's waiting for you to ask her nicely. You ****ing Oompa Loompa. Alright, Nikki, can you please come here?

Speaker: Oh, Kevin, when you pull your dad's tampon out, Jesus Christ. Why's your tampon experience too strong for so long? You got your tampon spring is strong. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. Yeah, you are. Snap, snap. Oh, no. This is minding me. This is minding me.

Speaker: Okay, I have a challenge for you, Nikki. As a bartender, Chris says a good bartender, I challenge you to come up with a signature drink, signature mixed drink for the show. And we will call it the Nonsense Will Nonsense cocktail. I was talking about how good of a bartender you are. I'm listening to you out there. I don't get no recognition. As well, you should. Wow, what the hell was that?

Speaker: If you say so. Signature drink for a nonsensical nonsense. Cockat.

Speaker: So I can go to a bar and say, hey, make me a nonsensical nonsense. Okay. We could probably start serving that if she got a bartending gig in there. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. So that is also a shout out for, for anybody looking to employ Nikki as a bartender. She's doing with a signature nonsensical nonsense drink and everybody in Newark.

Speaker: that listens to nonsensical nonsense has to go see Nicky at the bar and say, Nicky, make me a nonsensical nonsense. Yeah, we have fans in there. Nick doesn't count. I don't think he's a fan after Wednesday night. I don't think so. I know him. So you have you have a week to come up with a signature. Cultures.

Speaker: Okay. I'm on it. Chris, put your hands up. Everybody can see. I saw you over there. Yeah, you were. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. Christopher! I was thinking the same thing. You were thinking I had to. I had to. I couldn't believe it. That was like a petunia. As Warren once said,

Speaker: She's my cherry pie. So proud. He's about to be headed there with a one -way ticket. She's about to be once bitten twice shy if you ain't careful.

Speaker: Don't ask me another bottle phone in your head. You're gonna fucking learn. No more bottles up my head again. She cut me open last time. I did not. No, I didn't. Why? First of all, you said go ahead and throw it. So, I mean, I did.

Speaker: Oh no, that was me. I said, go ahead. I take credit for that. I take 100 % credit. I got to say, I take credit. OK, it wasn't bad. It was just a little bit. Yes, it is. It wasn't bad. I would have heard about it before now. Now, Chris, I have a challenge for you. I thought it was the first time I had been cut open by a beer bottle.

Speaker: Well, the only thing I have to throw is my margarita and I'm not launching that. Yeah, don't throw it, don't, don't waste it. No, that's called alcohol abuse. Actually, don't waste your margarita on me. Um, Chris, I have a challenge for you, sir. You're going to film a TikTok showing the world the nonsensical nonsense trick. Okay.

Speaker: There you go. That way it's advertising the drink and the show all at the same time. Wait, do you really think I can do, okay. Oh, oh, oh, I can film a TikTok. Oh, I get to drink in my TikTok. Oh my God. I'm just saying. Okay. Okay, Jeff. I will, Jeff. Stop twisting my arm. You will do it.

Speaker: It puts the lotion. It puts the alcohol down the throat. No, we're divorced. You don't get to say those things to me anymore. It puts the alcohol down the throat. I mean, have you looked at yourself in the mirror? Why do you think I drank? I drank when we were married. Can I say about me?

Speaker: Tony D's like. Tony's still waiting on the break. Tony Tony's Tony's a one track mind. He's like he's like a he's like a racehorse. He's got his binders on. He wants to break and he wants to announce what a people winner. I remember me waking up going outside and I haven't seen him. Where's random Rick at? I don't know. I think you want time.

Speaker: you. You want more alcohol? No. It's it's really good. That is so good. I'm going to have to try this one. She's like, do you want some alcohol? Do I have to forgive the survive? We're good. You're talking to a woman. Well, you know what? You

Speaker: I don't know why I'm so funny tonight. I like it. I'm saying hi to Kevin. Hey Kevin. You should do stand up comedy. I thought about it. I wouldn't lie. He hasn't said anything for the past 40 minutes.

Speaker: I don't like Jeff. Jeff, unfortunately, if I ever have to come to Cancun, once I get down there, we're going to have to flee the country because I don't like your son. Yeah, I agree. He's kind of a dick. He's kind of an asshole. You're not going to Cancun. Why? Because there's a lot more alcohols out here. No, because he's not killing me. Okay. Okay. Jeff, you're from Ohio.

Speaker: You know, we're alcoholics. We were in Walmart and we were in Walmart and Nikki was, she got her margarita mix and she got her shots and stuff. And I was like, you got enough? And she's like, this is just for tonight.

Speaker: and you can't buy as much as you know and I've told you guys that before and there's a lady in the aisle with us and I was like welcome to Ohio baby we're alcoholic she's getting all excited like a kid yes we are like Nikki was getting so excited in the alcohol aisle at Walmart she's got she's got alcohol or pain she's grabbing shit and I was like welcome to Ohio baby we're all alcoholics and this other lady that was in the aisle with us she's getting around

Speaker: We're goddamn proud of it, too. Tony D, if you lived in Ohio, you would understand. Oh, an alcoholic in Alabama. I already know. It's Ohio. You had to be an alcoholic. I didn't have to be. I really got bad when, um... What'd you get in Georgia? I retired. Oh, this is really great. 2015? I've actually never been a heavy drinker.

Speaker: Well, because I'm not an every drinker, I am a lightweight. I don't ever drink. Me too. Exactly. I don't ever drink. I don't even drink. Like if we went out to the bar right now, I would milk six beers for 12 hours.

Speaker: No, I would. So that I could actually stay at the bar, walk, Chris drank for 12 hours. Nick and I don't drink. Yeah. Nicky and I don't drink. I don't breathe. Like every once in a while we drink. I made myself a light weight of purpose to save money. I built my tolerance up on purpose. But you also got better. My wife. No, in case of beer and put it in the parking lot in your car, when you go to the bar, then you drink beer from your car and from the bar.

Speaker: Or, or when I was younger and I was going to the bars up until recently, I was the bouncer at the bar. So when I went there on my off night, guess who drank for free? That's life hack boys. That's different. The guy who protected everybody at the bar. You can have a talent establishment that takes care of you.

Speaker: In fact, when you drink, you are actually going to work better because you're more comfortable. Well, no, no, no, no, no, I never, okay, that's a lie. Well, he's not saying he's drained. I know. I would have a couple drinks. I never got drunk when I was working. Right. I never even got buzzed when I was drinking or when I was working. I never even got buzzed. You just maintained tolerance. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah. I would have a couple drinks. You know, I might do a shot or two here. It was like a bachelorette party or a birthday party or

Speaker: you know, whatever I would do a shot with, with everybody, because for whatever reason, everybody wanted to be friends with the bouncer. Everybody loves the bouncer. And especially like if the bouncer is cool, you know, and I was the, like, I was cool. I told you guys, I had three, I had a three strike rule. You got to fuck, you literally got to fuck up three times before I dumped you on your head. But when I would go in on my off nights and Nikki actually seen it,

Speaker: I was drunkish, you know, I could be drunk as shit on my off night, but the moment somebody acted up or acted a certain way, I'd sober up real quick and in a hurry and take care of business. Nice. You, you see a couple of weekends ago, a few weekends back. Yeah, that still confuses me 200 and some odd dollar bar tab. I did the math. It works.

Speaker: He just looked and rolled his eyes. It was not just the two of us.

Speaker: No, because when I drink, I'm like, I turn into Oprah. A shop for you and a shop for you and a shop for you and a shop for you. As far as fun that people are supposed to reciprocate that, I got that part. Yeah, but they don't. If you spend two, when they spend two, when you spend one, they spend one, I got that. Everybody takes that. I'm like that with my friends, but when I go to the bar and I'm like, well, can I get seven drinks each? I'm like, oh, fuck.

Speaker: Hence why the reason last weekend we had parking lot drinks and cash. Because there was not going to be another $200 plus tax. No, I only spent $30. I'm still not convinced that I spent $30. I'm definitely convinced that you spent $30. OK. I can't argue. No. I don't even remember leaving. No, you only spent. No, I spent. You spent less than $25.

Speaker: Cause you had like $17 left. So you only spent 23. I spent 30. So we spent $53 instead of 200 and fucking 10. That's a good night. Right. Cause we were hammered with parking lot years and parking lot tequila and cars vodka. Oh, your, your friend that you told me to hit on, she bought me a beer. Yeah. He told me to hit on some chick that she didn't like because this chick like always hits on her men or whatever. So I would have been.

Speaker: It was talking to her and hitting all her. I just wanted to reason to punch her, but that's all right. I got a free beer out of it. I didn't go home with her. I went home with you. Granted, neither one of us remember going home, but we went home together. It's not like we went home separately. I mean, duh.

Speaker: Hello. First time I met you, you kept giving me beer and then your bartender friends were giving me beer. They were up. Cause I stopped giving you beer. I needed you to be functional. I knew there was a line. Wait, there's a line. 25 plus years and there's a fucking mouth. Me and Jeff told you last year. I knew this guy 25 years and there's a line. I was functional that night.

Speaker: I know. I think I was more than functional. Yes, I know. Hey, look at that. Hey, a little fun fact about Sunday, boys. I'm gashing his ass up.

Speaker: Fun fact about Sunday, not to pull the e -brake, but for the first time, a group of women are going to make Super Bowl history. Flyovers are going to be done in all of my world vehicles. So there's going to be at least one crash.

Speaker: Yes. I'm giving up to the female parents and big ups to women who finally getting their rank and respect in the military. All bullshit assigned. Jeff, you know I'm talking. You know I'm telling the truth on that shit. You know I'm telling the truth. We're going to have all female pilots doing the fly over on the Super Bowl. Big ups for that shit. Wait a minute. Is that what he said? First time all female pilots? All female pilots on the fly. All female pilots. That's my butt. That's my butt. Shot time? Yeah.

Speaker: Break time. Break time, shot time. Break time, it's 2 .48. Yeah, well, we'll tell you, right? And then we'll come back and... Yeah, Tony, you got somewhere to be? Yeah, I do. I got somewhere to be in the morning, yes. Yeah, he's got to go do Ted's whatever. Ted's gonna invite me on to his show. Wait, wait, Chris, you smell that? Take a time. I smell pussy! I see bitches.

Speaker: He's got to go. Why don't you tell Ted to invite us on the show? He would if you ever showed the **** up. He would have done it once. He's only invited me once. Okay. He's only invited me once and I told him to invite me again and he hasn't. What is this? That's the apple one. Oh. I didn't like it. That goes. Washington Apple.

Speaker: I've told you. I've been on the show once. I ain't never got an invite since. And I behaved myself. And you've been on a football broadcast with me. I've got a football broadcast with you a lot. Yeah, David, a question.

Speaker: Yeah, that's not even a question. All of us broadcast with each other. Ted's only given me one invite, and he has invited me since. And I told you, I hope Ted has a plan when he does his show, and he gets it over quick.

Speaker: Oh, no. And I appreciate that. And when I did it that one time, I behaved myself. No, you did fine. I rolled up in there. He's the host. And I had to be the same thing with you. You know what's crazy? You got to catch Ted on his schedule. We were supposed to do a last name. Me and my team were talking, and we didn't do it because we started talking so much. We over ran it. He had to get up this morning. He's probably asleep because he has something to do this morning, though. This job. I'm supposed to get myself out when he comes up.

Speaker: Yeah, all it pops up. We said we're going to do it tonight. I said, okay, cool. So I'm waiting to see. He might not make it. But tomorrow I told you what I got to do this weekend. That's why I got to go. Well, you're going out of town this weekend. I didn't tell everybody that. I told you, God damn it. I didn't say where you were going and what you were doing. Tony's not going out of town this weekend. He's saying at home.

Speaker: drinks too much who cares if you're going out of town Tony stop worrying about what other people for the reason I'm going to get the pro for the reason I'm going to cut the product

Speaker: I don't know what you're doing or anything like that. You're just gonna be around. Yeah, I won't. That's why we're doing the show tonight because I probably won't be here tomorrow. Well, no, that's why we're doing the show tonight. Let's be honest. We're doing the show tonight because I have plans tomorrow. And at the end of the day, Tony has plans as well. And at the end of the day, tonight worked.

Speaker: And we're flexible enough that we can we can bump the show around and play around with it and have fun with it. What?

Speaker: you're flexible enough to have women move in with you. Why are you putting my business out there? Why are you putting my business out there? Why are you putting my business out there? Why are you putting my business out there? Why are you putting my business out there? Why are you putting my business out there? Why are you putting my business out there? Why are you putting my business out there? Why are you putting my business out there? Why are you putting my business out there? Why are you putting my business out there? Why are you putting my business out there? Why are you putting my business out there? Why are you putting my business out there? Why are you putting my business out there?

Speaker: you don't have to, if you have plans for the weekend and you say I have plans for the weekend, we don't have to, I don't care what you're doing. No, I'm not saying that, I'm not saying that. That sounds dickhead -ish, but you know what I mean? No, I'm not saying that. No, you do care, but do you? But you don't have to tell me where you're going, who you're going with or anything like that. No, no, no, no, no, no. Honestly, I'm going to let you know. My mom told me that she's talking to me. Let me get y 'all with me. Because I said he was going out of town, now he's going to live.

Speaker: and then moms is involved. So, hey, if somebody's got a problem with you doing something with your moms, you tell them to come and talk to me. I'll fight them motherfuckers. I'm just saying. Go moms, that's what's up. I gotta see what the fuck's going on. I'm actually kind of worried. Are you going, are you going back up home or? I'm going to see you and I'll come right back afterwards.

Speaker: Okay. Which confuses me. Is everything good with moms? That's what I don't fucking know. I don't like that Tony D. Now you got me in the same boat as you. I don't like this. Now I'm gonna be feeling all sorts of ways. You gotta let me know.

Speaker: Most of the time I leave the show or if I say I got to go, it is something important or something I got to do. So I don't leave just to leave. Don't let them tired of this shit. No, I got some of that. I set up here with y 'all. So I get to talk all asleep. I've done it. You know that we're just fucking with you when we joke, right? I would say don't ever think don't ever take anything we say, seriously, if you ever do, please let us know. I mean, just when you do it on the show, all the way his.

Speaker: I mean, at the end of the day, yeah, at the end of the day, if you ever, if you ever think we're being serious, we can do it on the show or we can do it off the show. You want to know? Oh, Jeff? Yeah. You can write down a movie called Daybreakers. I caught a clips of it. I like that movie is awesome.

Speaker: I've seen it several times. I I see I went to the theaters to see that movie when it came out in the theaters. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, that movie came out. It actually sounds familiar. 2009 is when it came out. I got twenty -ten over. 2009. I got it right here on Google.

Speaker: I actually watched it a few weekends on my way back from PA again. That's a great move. It is a great movie. It's it's it's not your typical

Speaker: story line. Vampire. When humans are turned into vampires following a plague, a researcher springs into action to save the world from. It's not your it's not your typical vampire horror movie. It's it's actually really good. It's an amazing movie with a very good. Damn good storyline.

Speaker: Oh, it's a damn good storyline and a nice little twist in it. Not like a crazy twist, not like an M Night Shyamalanma ding dong twist, but a nice little twist in the movie. Our boys in it, our boys in it. Willem Dafoe. Willem Dafoe, yeah. He's in it. Elvis. Ethan Hawke, Sam Neill.

Speaker: Yeah. William Defoe's character is Elvis. Yeah. Lionel Elvis Korm. Yeah. I mean, it's William Defoe. He's awesome. His character is awesome. James McAvoy is a young William Defoe to me.

Speaker: I can't I can't I can't argue that. Wait. Wait. James McAvoy. Oh, that was uh Professor X and uh you played younger Professor X. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You was old boy in glass. Yeah. No, I agree with that. Wait. Is this the one where they where they drive the car? Yes.

Speaker: I've seen this movie. Yeah, that were the cars all blacked out and I got like TV screen on the inside. I've seen this movie. Yeah, the Chrysler 3000 or 300. Well, it wasn't old and it was brand new. Well, no, but they have a couple. They have a couple old impostor rockets and well Elvis drives an old Mustang. Yeah, yeah, I've seen this movie. I don't think I've seen the whole thing.

Speaker: It's got a decent rating. I'm just trying to find out what it's streaming on. It doesn't look like it's streaming anywhere. It's still occasional. It's usually Google says where it was. I don't see all these streaming platforms. I don't either. But I got that website that I sent you, Tony, that I can watch it on. Absolutely. Yeah, I think I've seen this movie.

Speaker: I've definitely seen this movie. Let's let's let's let's for real take a real quick break because I do want to I do want to kind of like recoup. Yeah, bring it back up. This is everywhere everywhere. It's not streaming. What kind of jackass wants to sober up? Gentlemen, feel free to if you can go ahead and share the Twitch and the wherever you can share this show out at. I'm going to do the same while we're on break.

Speaker: Um, when we come back, obviously we're going way over the night, but it is what it is. When we come back, we're going to announce the winner, the champion, Le Champion, as Chris Jericho would say. If you don't know who Chris Jericho is, fuck you. You rat bastard motherfuckers. Um,

Speaker: the starting five. Yeah, I got that badass black fifty -seven Chevy in there too. Yup. Yeah, we're right back to starting five this week for random Rick. Uh where is wine tonight? Where is smoke? Where is car? Anywho, let's take a real break. Real Black Top Mojo. Check him out on all social media where you stream music at Black Top Mojo.

Speaker: I got a new tour coming up. There will be all over the south. Texas, Florida, Georgia, Alabama. I think they're just all over the fucking south right now. Go show them some love. Let them know we sent you. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. And we will announce the winner. The winner? I've been seven months. The winner of the starting five. Y 'all remember the starting five.

Speaker: Harry lost the question What now is to be done? Keep hiding in the shadows And gonna face the burning sun

Speaker: We found a couple ghosts

Speaker: I feel it in my chest Like a swarm of bees and buzzards With things I left unsaid And I know she might go running If I open up my mind But I'm afraid to leave my

Speaker: to admit it's what be I my lips and I can't hold

Speaker: Yeah, buddy. Old Blacktop Mojo the Lashing for your holes. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out tonight. It's a Friday night. We're doing what we do here at Nonsenseical Nonsense, the rare TGIF experience. I'm Glick. We got Tony D in the building. Tony D, you OK, Bob? Son of a son of a bitch. Nonsense is kicking Tony's ass. We got Jeffrey in the building.

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Speaker: I don't know who knows is but he must be a happy guy. Yeah he is. Ladies and gentlemen, where in his smoke? Why has smoke disappeared? He don't talk to nobody. He don't interact with nobody. That's what smoke does.

Speaker: What the fuck was that? Jesus Christ.

Speaker: It's this guy. Yeah, he is. What the fuck? The barbershop tag in the barbershop. What the fuck? It's not even that clean, bro. You should have not put that. You should have not put that on Instagram because that shit ain't even that clean. Can I follow in the barber?

Speaker: I am. We are friends on Instagram. But that shit ain't even that clean, bro. Kind of mad at you right now. I ain't even gonna lie. That's just me being judgmental as fuck because I know his work and I know what he does. Like, I know how good he is.

Speaker: And and in the most recent picture just not Not good Anywho, we said it and we said at the end of the end of the first hour We're actually going to get to it right here and now so spontaneously We have random Rick on the show last week yes, and you know one of the one of the one of the

Speaker: One of the fan favorites to the podcast is our Starting Five. You know, random Rick talked about, you know, he started a podcast, started doing a podcast. They do a Starting Five now. They stole it from us. I feel like we stole it from somebody else. I don't even know. But no, I actually like the way that random Rick does it.

Speaker: uh, with the round table conversation instead of so much of a, of a competition. But I also know that between the three of us, we are all three competitive in nature, right? We like to have fun with it. You know what I mean? Um, but I almost feel like if we were going to bring back the starting five on a regular basis, I almost feel like

Speaker: I like random Rick's idea. And I would like to ask for his blessing to have that roundtable conversation outside of a competition. Okay. Mainly because it's a lot of work for me. Right. And I'll talk about all the other work that I actually already do for the show with no help. I'm just saying. No, seriously, Chris, I was talking about that Bronco. How cool is that?

Speaker: Yeah, I think I would. It looks like the 90s model. It looks like a 90s front end. It looks like a 95 eddy Bauer. Right, with the 2023 front end. Yeah. This video I showed you this video. But it's the same size of the new Broncos. No, no, no, no. They basically take a brand new F -150.

Speaker: and remove the back glass and all that and turn it into a Bronco. Okay. So it's technically an F -150, just one solid piece as opposed to a cab and a bed. Yeah, I know. So anyways, before Jeff just decided to completely e -brake and everything like that,

Speaker: I do like the competition form. Uh, maybe not an every week thing. Maybe like a once a month thing. We do the competition. Maybe, maybe once a month, we do the starting five. I think Tony would be on board with that. I mean, that's actually in all honesty, Tony D correct me if I'm wrong. That's the whole reason that you actually became a member of the show was based off of the starting five because Tony D was a lot or was the, the first and only outside voice.

Speaker: that we let get in on the starting five. On the starting five, right. Because Tony and I became friends and Tony and I were doing broadcast together and stuff outside of the podcast. But anywho, anywho, it's been about seven months. We did away with it after I won 22, 22 times.

Speaker: I'm just basically making myself the greatest champion of all time. Let me go get my beer. And last week, we had random Rick on the show as a guest. Random Rick is an OG to the show and we was talking. We was we were kind of bouncing some **** off of each other chit chatting around and random Rick said, I'd like to see you guys

Speaker: I mean, I'm gonna go ahead and put myself on blast. Me being me. I'm a bit braggadocious. A bit? Yeah, you are. I got a bit of an ego. Yeah, you do. I feel like we're in church right now.

Speaker: Yeah. Keep it up. Keep it up. Keep it up. Keep that energy. Kid Rock once said that it ain't cocky if you back it up. Yeah, it is. And and and as. You can't even back it up in biker boys. I ain't falling for this ****

Speaker: You couldn't even back it up and make a voice. Yeah, you know, it's kind of like Tyree's trying to be a tough guy. I think he's going to say it in his voice. But you know, as your champ, as your champ, now I'm nothing. I am the real people's champ. I am the real goat. I've seen an opportunity. You have a longer model.

Speaker: And I said let's do this let's do an impromptu starting five and we Jeff hit his Google box and

Speaker: Hey, we were 100 % talking about a subject that I know the least amount about. Yeah, but I mean, it's a subject that you could have rattled off five names and not gone to Google. Well, if I would have been able to do all five before you two, yes. I would have gladly let you do that. Well, now you fucking tell me.

Speaker: Well, I knew it was spur of the moment spontaneous and we got a lot of comments. Oh, what about blah, blah, blah? What about so and so? And it's like, it's opinion based folks. Well, not only is it's not a matter of opinion based, but it was literally spur of the moment. And, and as a wrestling fan, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to put this out there as a wrestling fan.

Speaker: I like Tony's List. Tony's List, in my opinion, my personal opinion was the best. Well, hold on. I have the list here. I have them. I have them. I have them. I'm just speaking. I'm just speaking. You can't speak on this. I like Tony's List as a fan. As a real fan of wrestling, I like Tony's List. Tony had a good list. A lot of names that you wouldn't expect. A lot of names that you wouldn't think of. So we're going to jump into it. So it was our starting five.

Speaker: Uh, best wrestlers or all our favorite wrestlers, basically our starting five favorite wrestlers, which is opinion based. Um, Tony D had Victoria. He had on Anderson currently crippled like this. Uh, he had Chris Canyon shocker shocker.

Speaker: And when Tony said Chris Cannon, I'm like, really? And then he had to like, tell me to hit the brakes and I had to really think about it and be like, yeah, you know what? I got to give Chris Cannon the proper respect. I got to give Chris Cannon, because that man, that man was a bad -ass and he'd been around for a hot minute. Yeah. Billy Kidman still in the game behind the scenes. And he had Hooventook Herrera.

Speaker: However you spell it, however you say it, that's not the point. You've got what we meant. Jeff had Undertaker, Andre the Giant, Triple H, The Rock, and Tom Michaels. Again, Jeff Googled, top 10 greatest wrestlers of all time.

Speaker: I had Stone Cold, I had the son of a polar man, one and only, the American dream, Dusty Rose. I had the rated R superstar, Edge, who, I don't know, I don't think anybody ever expected to be any more than a tag team specialist. Take your word for that, okay. Well, you're not a wrestling fan, but trying to use what I mean, nobody expected Edge to go on and win the,

Speaker: Intercontinental Championship the the heavyweight championship Nobody expected Christian to win the heavyweight championship their tag team guys And I had the ayatollah of rock and rolla the one and only Y2J Chris motherfucking Jericho I Will say this as a wrestling fan

Speaker: I'm pretty pissed off at you assholes who voted. And you assholes that voted basically showed that you're not wrestling fans. Tony got seven votes. I didn't see seven votes from me. That's all on my side. You see, well, I tried to go

Speaker: I tried to track these down. No, you're fine. The post that I had, it was Golf Hawk and Lady Sunshine voted for me. Golf Hawk voted for you. Sunshine, there was a few other people that voted. I voted for you. I'm going to be 100 % honest with you. I voted for you. No, that's fine. Cool. Appreciate it. Because if you could see the ones that I had, that's all I was going to say. I didn't know. Yeah, no, I voted for you. You know, I absolutely 100 % voted for you. But you know, you put it up.

Speaker: We put it up on the page. I put it up on our Instagram page. I put it up on TikTok, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram. Yes, everywhere. And then it came down to Jeff and I. Yeah. And I hate this.

Speaker: Yeah, you do. I talked a big game. Yeah. Random Rick was on here. Yeah, you did. And I started off with my mouth and I said, I am that damn good. Fuck it. Let's do it. I'm the champ. I'm the go blah, blah, blah. I can't nobody beat me. And

Speaker: And we talked about this Monday night, Tony D. And you know, it's it's it's it's you know, it's it's a little bit humbling. I feel like a big juicy

Speaker: pizza humble pie has been served up to the great one. Yeah, it is to the goat to the chair. You know.

Speaker: I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I think you're going to take Paul Heyman's spot when he retires because Jesus Christ. I feel, I feel like I'm trying to come up with the words to, like, congratulate the church. I'm trying to think, I'm really trying to come up with the words. And I was really trying to put this off all night. I'm really trying.

Speaker: to congratulate the champ of the starting five that's been gone for seven months. And I can't put it into words. So I can't wait for me. Yeah, Chris, you're bearing the lead because I already know what you're going to do. Yeah, well, maybe. I do. What am I going to do?

Speaker: and I'll say if I predicted it or not. What are you predicting? I'm predicting that you beat me by one or two. Well, I mean... I mean, let's be honest, you would not put it up this long if you didn't. Why wouldn't I? Maybe I'm trying to... 25 fucking years.

Speaker: Yeah, you did. And there goes Nicky going out the door. I'm just saying.

Speaker: And that sounds like shit, by the way. Jeff, I will say, I will say, and I told Tony this Monday night. Yes, I won again. You were killing it. I thought Jeff won it. I thought he did too. I didn't even look.

Speaker: I saw I honestly, I stopped counting. I literally once, once I had a one point lead, I stopped counting. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because they, the rest were for me. Oh, okay. So even if Nikki was to vote for you. And I would have, cause I don't know shit about wrestling, but I knew a good place.

Speaker: Wow. You literally said you were going to vote for me because of the things I do to your vagina. You know what? You're getting minimal effort. Minimal effort. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. No. Until I put it on TikTok, I was like, fuck. And you was like three, four ahead of me.

Speaker: and then I put it on Tiktok and and and I put it on Tiktok and I only put it on our I only put it on our page. Right, right, right. I only put it on our page. I was I was mad. Also, the chocolate ones. That's all we got left. We drank the whole **** box. Oh, there's one more. There's no. Yay. I'm going to drink your margarita. No, you're not. I feel like I should get a shot of it.

Speaker: You drank all my jacks. All your what? My leftover jacks. You had like four, I had one extra shot. Okay, so you drank all the jacks, I had one extra shot. Nope, you're wrong, there was four.

Speaker: No. I didn't want to win this one. I'm tired of winning. I'm tired of winning. Thank you. I'm worth 23 now. I'm tired of winning. I'm tired of winning. And especially in my opinion, Tony D, you had the best one.

Speaker: I thought so. I'm not even going to give Jeff an ounce of credit because Jeff literally Googled. Oh, I googled. But no, I like Tony D's because Tony D actually and this and you know what? I'm going to speak honestly as far as people who voted.

Speaker: It speaks volumes, and I understand not everybody's a wrestling fan. Right. Everybody knows what fans were out there, big as the golf ball. Yeah. When they did vote for me, you got the best list.

Speaker: The people who voted for Tony, they go because Tony's with folk volumes and we were going to arrange. But you had to have watched wrestling over the past 30 years to see why I voted when I voted. Right. The question was the greatest wrestlers, not the best. No, you get shit on my list. Don't worry, because no, no, I'm not another one of y 'all. But when I thought about the best wrestlers, who was good in the ring and I said that at night, who was good in the ring more than just putting on a show. Yeah, it was a monster.

Speaker: Billy Kidman was made with a little bit of the real material to me. And I feel like I'm falling. Yeah. I'm sorry, but Victoria, as a female wrestler, does not get the best female wrestler I've ever seen. She's the best female wrestler I've ever seen. She was great in the ring. She was a great performer. She was amazing on the mic. And this is no disrespect to no other female wrestlers. But as far as moves in the ring was what I was looking at. Yeah. Who had the most and the best moves? Victoria was lethal in the ring.

Speaker: She was lethal. She wasn't just putting on a body show. She was just trying to show off and be all sexy. Yeah, exactly. Wrestling. And I like that about her. I'm actually surprised you went Victoria. Victoria was phenomenal to me. Yeah, and I like Victoria. I love Victoria. She was one of my favorites. But I'm actually kind of surprised that you didn't put Jacqueline up there as well. Jacqueline.

Speaker: She was an equivalent. I would give her equal. I think Victoria. I think she was better. And it might have been better. I wouldn't argue that. I will not argue that. Right. The Jackie was short. So she could have put a lot of the moves on the other wrestlers. Victoria had the height to match. Yeah, Victoria, when she moved, she was better. If you look at Victoria and you look at Cannon, as far as maneuvers, both of them were damn near unmatched, as far as who had the best moves and the most moves.

Speaker: Tony, I, I really liked your list. I liked your list a lot. I know we've, we've, we've busted your balls a lot when it's come to list, but I couldn't. And even when, and even when we were, we're picking, I couldn't be mad at you for you.

Speaker: I was really pulling for you. Straight up moves. I mean, a lot of ECW dudes just beat each other up with weapons. I was looking at moves. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And Jeff, and Jeff, nothing against you. I'm just busting your balls because you googled. You don't know anything about wrestlers. Right. He said that. He said he don't know nothing about you. Yeah, Jeff's not a wrestling fan.

Speaker: I mean, Andre the Giant is on my list is because he was in the Princess Bride. Yeah, exactly. And in all honesty, it's conceivable. In all honesty - You can be able to say that word. I do not think it means - Surprisingly, the two guys who put me over was Edging Christian, or Edging and Jericho. Those were the two guys that put me over.

Speaker: But, but, but edge and Chris Jericho were two guys that phenomenal. Chris Jericho is probably one of the, I'm not going to say the best, but one of the best, probably one of the best, one of the top five best ring technicians. I don't know about that. And, and as far as an entertainer.

Speaker: I'm gonna put him top three entertainers on the mic, and I'm gonna put him number one as a guy who cares more about other wrestlers in the business than himself. I would say that with what he's doing with AEW, I would 100 % agree with that. With what he's doing with AEW, I will give you that, yes. He will put a new guy, and nobody put John Cena on their list, and I like John Cena, but John Cena will not put a new guy over.

Speaker: John's okay. There's nothing wrong with him. No, John's great on the mic. John's like the guy on the mic. There's nothing wrong with him in the ring either. There's nothing wrong with him in the ring either. But as a wrestling fan, what kills me is when you know you're past your prime and you've reached your time and you still won't put somebody over. And he brings cats up all the time. And he has, but he hasn't.

Speaker: You know what I mean? What I want to do is Undertaker has put dudes over to benefit their career because Undertaker knew that, you know, Undertaker is one of the biggest names in the business. Yes. You know, but he'll put a motherfucker over. But no, I see where you're coming from, Tony, and that's why I really liked your list. I actually admired your list this week.

Speaker: And it's one of the first times that I could be like, damn, Tony D really put a fucking good list together and spur the moment. I can't even be mad at him. Right off the top of his head. I didn't even know what the list is and when we started. That's all. Yeah. Five men at the end of the day. So what was the final count, by the way? 12 -13. Who did I stop at?

Speaker: Right, okay. I think I heard about nine votes on my side, but that's all for you, Jeff. At the end of the day, when it comes to the list, I've never been - Oh, you know, a certain someone hit you with a vote because you had the rock on there. A couple of people did. Yeah. I didn't count her vote. Why be petty?

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, God. We, we, we. Oh, you are such a hater. I'm not a hater. The truth just came out. That's all. No, but like, I've always taken the list as if I win, I win. If I don't, I don't. I enjoyed doing the list. I enjoyed doing it. I enjoyed doing the research and the challenge of what do you put first that somebody else might take? I enjoy that aspect. I don't know if you guys know this

Speaker: I'm whispering, but you guys can hear me. Oh, yeah, we know. Yeah. But I would honestly love to lose way more than I win, just so that... Well, I think... And this is not being petty or anything. This is... I think it comes down to the reason why

Speaker: like you get more votes on TikTok. It's on our page. No, I get that. I get that. But you are more prominent on our page of TikTok. Well, and I've tried to get you guys to be. Right. And we understand that. And no shot at you guys. My most recent reel, the cocky video, like that reel that I made, and it was just me.

Speaker: That's kind of because I do so much with no help. Or very little or very little help. Right. I tell you guys, you have access to all of our social media. Get on there. Do stuff on our social media. Make stuff. Do stuff. And you guys don't. So it was kind of a little big. Yeah. It's motivation.

Speaker: Tony shouts us out every all nine million places he is and I appreciate that. I do individual shout outs. But you guys all have access to our social media. Get on there and create. Do whatever you want. I don't give a damn. Make videos. Make a post. Post a fucking meme. I don't give a damn. Just be active. Just be active.

Speaker: just be active on our social media. Tony, if you don't have access to our social media, I apologize and let me know and I'll get you all the time. So, yeah, I know you do. I'll upload it everywhere but if you don't have access to our social media, I apologize and I'm wrong and I'll get you back to the page. I posted a thing on Facebook page.

Speaker: Yeah, I'll get you access. I'll close the show on all my pages. No, I know you do. Well, I mean,

Speaker: I'm going to bed. Ted ain't going to make it. It's quarter eleven. It's eleven on a Friday night. I have to catch a flight in the morning. That's right. What type of flight? You're going across the pond. Is it a sixteen hour flight? Not that 18 hour. You ain't never getting me on that **** plane. I'm not going back over there for that no more. You ain't going across the pond.

Speaker: I don't even know what the hell's going on. I'm trying to last one but oh my god. You are a big not you. Big red flag.

Speaker: See, and that's the shit I'll be talking about. That's not Tony talking. That's me talking. That's what I'll be talking about right there. I'm sorry. We should all get along. Tag me in the next live so we can come in. Why can't we all just get along? And I can come and watch. I mean, she plays decent music. I'll give her that. I like her music. You can't even stop. I always have. You can't even stop. I'm just saying.

Speaker: No, Tony, because you deserve way better. Oh. And I feel like both of you assholes would do the same thing to me. Oh, 100%. I have a question for you. Yay, dude. Hey, hey, dude. I have a question. Did you guys see Drake's new watch? No. Take a guess. Take a guess how much this watch costs. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Speaker: I'm not going to say that. I'm going to say that Jeff is like. Yeah, no, no, no, no. I saw this the other day. Drake has a watch. It's a one of one. I'd like to hear your predictions on how much it costs while I actually find it. I have no idea. Can you share it to the I don't. I'm going to find it. I have no I have no absolute. I have no. It's called the casino. I have no reliable. I don't even know what you're talking. No reliable knowledge on expensive drugs.

Speaker: When you see the price, not Casio, here it is, it is called, it is a, it is called the casino. I like that. How much? I'll give it 2 .5 million. Oh, damn. Wait, hold on a second. Let me see that. That's a roulette table. I wouldn't wear it. I wouldn't buy it, but. I wouldn't buy it either because I know how much it costs. It is pretty cool. I like it.

Speaker: What did you say Tony D? 2 .5 mil? What's it made out of? It is rose gold. 100 % rose gold? Not 100%, but everything you see on it does move. I'm going to go ahead and hit up for 4 to 5 mil. Can I break both your hearts?

Speaker: It has a 288 diamonds in it. Oh, you didn't tell us that yet, Jack. I'm reading it. 288 facets. More than half of the internal rough cut diamonds. Everything moves, so the roulette moves and everything.

Speaker: And I got to say both of you gentlemen are slightly off on the price. I'm actually getting down to the price here. It's actually not that bad when you consider everything moves and it's fully functional.

Speaker: Actual retail price gentlemen are both way over six hundred and twenty thousand dollars That's it, but it is fucking cool as shit And it's actually it's actually a dome Not not flat Now I'm not gonna run out go buy one but

Speaker: Gentlemen, I'm going to bed. Y 'all have fun. I will catch y 'all Monday. Appreciate everybody in the chat. While I see John Wick 3, I don't like this scene. After the intro, I'm good with this. Yeah, look. This is video of it moving. Look at the little world. Yeah, it's fucking nice. They rule that wheel is serious. That's money. They rule that wheel is money. That is money. I'm not going to front. That's not bad for $678 ,000.

Speaker: But I saw a little thing on Facebook about it the other day. And when I first read it, I guess Drake got the first one. And for the privilege of having the first one, it was an extra $150 ,000. And I was like, good lord.

Speaker: All right, y 'all. I'm going to bed. I'll catch y 'all Monday. All right, man. Y 'all be good. Everybody take care. Bye, Tony. Bye, Tony. Yeah, you did. But I saw there's another one very similar to it. I can't remember what it's called.

Speaker: And it's even cooler. I mean, I would totally rock that. Can't remember what the other one's called. That. That, that, I mean.

Speaker: Oh, he made himself a mask. It's part Darth Vader, part other parts of toys. It looks like Bane. Yeah, I think that's one. Oh yeah, here's the other one. How cool is that? It's a working V8. Why are you looking at watches? I'm kind of a watch. And then there's another, here's an oil pump.

Speaker: Jacob and co -oil pump have you ever seen anything like this the watch has a whole site I actually I buy a brand called Invicta and Like the one I'm wearing right now is the sugar skull Mm -hmm And I usually buy one or two a month

Speaker: but the problem with like some like those those Jacob and Cove Bugatti watches and shit like that they're too big for me like they would fit you but they won't fit me because it looks like I'm wearing your wrestling belt on my fucking arm and they're they're they're like hey boys look what I got here hey where the white women at

Speaker: Kevin, Kevin hit my mouse. I was going to say, what the hell was that? But I mean, don't, don't get me wrong. Ooh, they got one that's a, um, Oh shit. This one's cool. It's the, it's the godfather. And it's literally got

Speaker: It has those little barrels on the side, actually plays a tune from the Godfather. Nice. That's the back. You see the barrels? And then it's got like a... I mean, that's so cool. I mean, I'd love to get to that stage of watch collecting, but fuck, it's not cheap.

Speaker: But the Invicta watches I buy, I have to, each one I buy, like I have one, it's a limited edition. They only made 3 ,000 of them. And they do one every year because it's a Mexican brand company. That is, go get my Mexico watch. They do it once a year.

Speaker: each year a different one of for Mexican independence. And this year's had has an engraved on the Mexican flag. You can't really see it because I have my flag. How much out of beer is a snake holding us an eagle holding a snake. So they have that in 3D in the watch.

Speaker: And then the watch is the three colors of the flag. Really kind of cool. And it costs like 800 bucks. And a buddy of mine, he bought 20 years ago, he bought the anniversary watch. And right now, that watch he bought sells for $15 ,000.

Speaker: Because it's it's literally they only make 3 ,000 of them a year So when I got when the new one came out I went bought it right away. I think I bought the 15th one sold They don't come with a like number plate or anything like that Which I think they should because I'm fucking cool but I have a I have a couple other sugar skull ones I want to buy

Speaker: Yeah, here it is. You can actually see the... Yeah, yeah, we've seen that. Yeah, that's the box. They come with these cool watches. I like the Invicta, Invicta, Invicta, Invicta, Invicta, Invicta. I do got some cool watches. They've got a really cool NFL lineup. They do.

Speaker: But those NFL ones are stupid expensive. Yeah. Well, all their watches are stupid or expensive. And I feel like, you know, at the end of the day, I get just as nice of a watch, if not better, from Fossil. Because you're Fossil. I want my Fossil watches, man. I'm telling you what. I'm telling you what. Jeff, if you, at work, catch up, catch in.

Speaker: There he is. Rock Lee in the building, ladies and gentlemen. There he is. Here, take these up. Damn y 'all looking fresh. Careful. Well, man, I'm I'm yelling at anyone. No, no, no. I want it up in my room. I'm yelling at anyone. Snapchat. Tell him to break his ass but he apparently he's at work. Oh, yeah. He's at work. I'm bad ****. Work. Oh, **** it. Uh. You're at work. I get I get what you're saying about the fossil

Speaker: But the watches I buy, I'm buying as collector's items, where eventually they'll get to the point where they appreciate where... What kind of asshole buys a watch for a collector's? Me and a lot of people. Like I said, the 20 -year -old, I think it was $300 when it came out,

Speaker: 20 years ago for the limited edition Mexico watch. 20 years ago, 300 bucks. Right now it's worth 15 grand to buy that exact same watch, because you have to find it from a collector. I can join OnlyFans and make 1 ,300 bucks in 30 seconds. I'm just saying.

Speaker: I'm just saying. That's like, I'm a model. You know what? I'd be willing to bet if, if, if I started an OnlyFans and I'm not even naked, I'm not even new and I put it on my TikTok page, I can make three grand in an hour.

Speaker: I say go for it because what do you got to lose? A, it's not me. And B, I'm not going to disrespect Nikki like that. Why don't you just give her the money? Well, you say we take the money that I make on my OnlyFans and we buy you many cows.

Speaker: We buy a house with land. And many cows. And many cows. And she will literally go, yes, go do it, fucker. I will film you for you. Next Saturday? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Definitely. Definitely, Rock. Next Saturday. We'll bring you at the start of the show. You're going to hang out the whole fucking time. You know, I've been wanting you on here. I've been wanting you back on here. I want you. We want you. Yeah, he does.

Speaker: We've been playing the **** out of your music too, boy. Yeah, I've been playing the chemist. It comes like we do the intro and then and then we do the chemist right into the chemist. I I'm digging on that chemist. It's badass. I love the chemist. I love everything Rocky does. He does some really that Fauzi song is **** badass. I mean, well, yeah, the last couple of weeks we've we've been playing we've been playing in my bed.

Speaker: Fozzie crush crush crush which has rocky singing on Tonight we did goodbyes and I still have I hate everything about you. Yeah Yeah, Rocky absolutely, you know, I want you on here man, I'd have you on here every fucking episode Hell yeah. Oh speaking of which Rocky two things. I need a DJ and a groomsman. I

Speaker: Jesus already. No. Well, it's gonna be down the road Yeah, have I heard that I've heard let me go I haven't Is it on your YouTube channel is it on the channel I Feel like I have Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's your that's your original song We played it on here as soon as you send me the snippet

Speaker: Nah, that's what I told, that's what I told Nikki. Hey baby, come here. Baby. No way.

Speaker: She didn't even hear me yell for her. She just had to pee. Rocky said... Rocky said you don't even have to ask. I'm completely down. DJ and groomsmen. See that? We're back to you. We're done talking.

Speaker: Why? You gotta have, you got, hey, did you, oh, that reminds me. I saw something the other day, cause I'm a freak for these, these. Okay, well, that doesn't mean we can't talk about it. I did see something. We are not talking about it, but we can talk about it. We are not. However, I did see something that, you know, cause the wife and I were actually talking.

Speaker: The wife and I are actually talking about having a ceremony for our wedding because we actually, when we got married, we went to the courthouse. So, and I saw -

Speaker: She doesn't want to meet you it's because you're black racking he doesn't he doesn't sound or talk black But I saw like I said, my wife and I were actually talked about doing a ceremony because we can afford it and and doing You know an actual wedding because when we got married went to the courthouse is where it broke was because well, I

Speaker: Yeah, that was 13. Yeah. That was 13, bro. Damn, you hurt Rocky's feelings. But I saw something on, I think it was TikTok or Instagram. I don't know. I wanted to introduce you to Rocky. Well, they can't see you. I was going to say, your face, not your bottom of your glass. Exactly. My beautiful girlfriend.

Speaker: who just moved in today. There's Nikki, officially, which is why she's already drinking drinks, even if I wasn't here, but I found, I found a perfect role for you. If my wife and I do the ceremony, Chris,

Speaker: You think I'm coming to Cancun for you and your wife? Regardless, listen. Well, you don't want to fuck it. Yeah, we'll come to Cancun. You can pay for it. I told you, you're not going to Cancun. No, I said we'll go to Cancun. Which means you can't go to Cancun by yourself. I'm not going to kill you. We're going to Jeff's wedding ceremony thing in the jail. I thought you were going to see Mary. Well, we are. But we got married at the courthouse. Well, when they got married. And he was 35. Anyways, instead of

Speaker: Instead of a wedding, instead of the flower girl. He's not denying it. You notice that? I have denied it multiple millions of times. He's not denying it. Are you having a flower man? No. We're having a beer dispenser man. No, you're the beer dispenser man. Instead of flowers, we hand out beer.

Speaker: No, no, no, this is at the wedding. Oh, so everybody has to be drunk to go through that. No, instead of the flower girl, you instead of throwing out beer or flowers, you literally walk down the aisle dancing and beers. I got a small beers. I got a beer. I got a fucking bazooka that shoots beers.

Speaker: Well, no, no, no. We give you a t -shirt gun. Do you have a t -shirt gun? Okay. We shoot out t -shirts from nonsensical nonsense? We'll shoot beers out. No, because then you're literally going to kill somebody. I mean, it's really if they have no hands, have another beer.

Speaker: You realize most of my friends and family members are not sports inclined people. So they're not. I mean, I won't be at the aisle shooting beers from across the room. But I literally saw it on TikTok. They had made him.

Speaker: Heading out of here like a hippie bag, you know, the hippie bags that, you know, the little, you know, but they made a big one that went across and it was stacked full of beer. I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to tag. I want to tag best. I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to underneath your suit jacket. Oh my God. She brought me through. Oh, but now I got.

Speaker: Yeah, you do. How much margaritas do you have? I don't know, I've got a half bottle. But I was like, that's kind of a, I saw it and I was like, that's kind of a cool idea. I'm totally in on that. I love you. I love you too. The only problem is with having Chris's beer man. I'll drink them. Exactly. You just throw empty cans.

Speaker: And I would say and I would tell you, you know, we could we could make Nikki. We can make Nikki my my my helper to make sure beers got passed out, but.

Speaker: Unless it's Miller Lite. The problem is that both the two of you would be passed out by the time the ceremony started. Not if you're handing out Miller Lite. All right, first and foremost, Jeff, have you ever known me to pass out before anybody else? You literally were nodding off on Wednesday. After six hours and being bored to death. And that's why he didn't call me. And being bored to death trying to carry a goddamn conversation with Cam on.

Speaker: I'm like, I'm trying to talk. I'm trying to keep this thing going. Jeff is a genius. Jeff is not a genius. He's seen it. I did see it on TikTok. I cannot take credit for it. What? There would be caveats. This is like butt scratches for Sue. I didn't even know that was a thing. Nikki found a... Nikki found a... Pretty soon your legs shaking like a dog.

Speaker: I didn't know that was a thing. She was like scratching me right on the back of my head. I don't know. My wife has one of these. I don't know. Have you seen them head massagers? Yeah. My wife loves that **** stupid thing. I hate it. I love when Nikki gives me a head massage. No, no. It's

Speaker: No, it's not actually a call. It's literally, it's wires that come out like this. And it literally goes over your head like this. Yeah, hers is like this. And they're metal. Hers goes like this. Yeah, they are. Yeah, they are. Yeah, they are. But it really, when you put it over your head. Everyone would join us. What are you doing, buddy?

Speaker: Rocky can't join us. He's at work. Who wants to come and hang out? I was just like, Cam's going to just stare at his phone and scream. You can roast Cam like I roasted my broaster. For the same reasons. This click is a dick. This click wishes he had a dick.

Speaker: I don't even remember what I said. I really don't. I was so drunk Wednesday night. Oh my God. You literally said, at least I have a dick. You didn't wish you had one. And Tony, I just went there. I can.

Speaker: No, I if Nick's mad at me, I'll find out and I and I hope I hope he's not. I really hope he's not because because I did yell at Tony and I corrected Tony because he kept saying she yeah for her and I yelled at him and I corrected him and it did take me a few days to get used to saying yeah, yeah, so and I hope I hope Nick knows that I was

Speaker: I think well, no, I think I think he knows that I was just being a dickhead older brother and fucking with them drunk or not. I mean, those drunk is kind of like a normal state. I was I was. Oh, my God, dude. I told you at one point you literally started leaning towards your microphone. And then you went right back into the conversation.

Speaker: Professional baller here ladies and gentlemen. And then we got real.

Speaker: Yeah, well, we have a tendency to get real when I get drunk. And I feel like you take advantage of me because you're like, yeah, he's fucked up. Let me get let me let me play with his emotions and let me. Twenty five years, I know how to play this fiddle. It's just like I am the puppet master. Call me Jim Henson. Drink another one. Drink another one. I can just like call me.

Speaker: Hey, Big Bird. How you feeling? Snuffle up, I guess. Well, I mean, Jeff, but you know what? We did get real serious, but I also feel like as much as I want to stop biting my tongue and stop protecting people's feelings to a certain degree, I didn't.

Speaker: Well, you didn't because you didn't go negative on anybody because we were talking about The the fact of dicky moving in and and yes, it is the right time where from the outside looking in it looks crazy together two months, but In my mind. I'm like no I 100 % get it because they're both on the same page and they're they're both There they've reached that point where there is no bullshit

Speaker: No, I just At this at this point in time She she has I Have been drunk with her. I have been vulnerable with her. Ah One of the weekends she was up here I got into it with pops and I got into it with Joe and

Speaker: and I busted up my hand instead of I haven't watched it yet and instead of instead of completely **** physically wrecking pops, I busted up my hands, right? After they left, I'm like basically it got to like we were toe to toe. We were

Speaker: And I say that he walked out because at the end of the day, let's be honest, if you hear this, you would shut up and you were afraid. Why am I still on Snapchat? Stop giving me Snapchat.

Speaker: I mean, it's like I said, from the outside, it's going to be vulnerable. And we do like to have fun together. Yeah. And we like to drone together. We like to get drunk, and we like to have fun. You know what I mean? Well, it's like I said, you guys are the opposite side of the same coin. And the only reason you're opposite is because you have something she doesn't, and she has two things that you don't. Yes, she does. That's Rocky. Well, it is.

Speaker: That's a snippet that we played. Rocky, this is the video that I told you. This is a song that I told you. You need to make a video of and put me in it as the main character. Because this song hits and Rocky, Rocky, that song. Let me go. It's very close to home. Right. I told and I told Rocky or Rocklin, Rocklin, Rocky, I call him Rocky.

Speaker: I said, you need to make a video and you need to make me the main character and just let the song play and let me get drunk. And that's all we need to do. Cause I will be there. I will be the ultimate. I'm not an actor, but that song hits so hard that if I'm drunk, I'll feel it and I'll go into that, that mode. Absolutely a hundred percent.

Speaker: I love that. Actually, I love that song. I told you that, Rocky. In that same video, you'll be dancing like, what's his name? Christopher Walken. Christopher Walken. Exactly. That Fat Boy Slim. That Fat Boy Slim video. That's a fucking dope fucking video. I don't like the song, but I love the fucking video. I fucking love that song that Rocky did. And that's it. And that is an original by Rocky. Let me go.

Speaker: I love that fucking song. He has no, I mean, he did. He don't even know how many times I've listened to that fucking song. Most of those views are just crazy. I love that fucking song. Much like the views of the show. It's just us. I don't care. People listen. You know, I was, I was talking to a client today. He was asking me about the show. Mike who? What? Mike who?

Speaker: You were talking to who today? My client. Oh, client. I thought you said Mike. No. I was talking to my client today and he was asking me about the show and he literally called me. He says, Jeff, I got a question about your show. I said, okay. Work hours, whatever. Take five minutes to talk about it. I haven't talked about it in like 30 minutes. But he's like, how many views and listens do you guys get? I said, honestly, we don't know. We don't track stuff like that. No, honestly, you don't know. We're fine.

Speaker: Well, no, but it comes down to we didn't start the show. Well, no, I don't know because I watched. I don't know because I watch it. I know because I can go on I can go on anchor. Right. And I can get our analytics and. Right. We should have way more views than we have, let's be honest. But I also know that

Speaker: I also know that, obviously, here in the US of A, they're listening to us. Mexico is listening to us. Canada, Germany, the UK, India, Australia, Saudi Arabia, which blows my mind that the Middle East is listening to us.

Speaker: There's gotta be some American stuff over there. The Middle East is listening to us France Well, it's your wife is obviously sharing the podcast when she with her French boyfriend Egypt Ireland shout out to Ireland even though you won't comment because we're stupid and you just

Speaker: Watching screen record us so you can yell at Tony. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah Irish Bigfoot, uh Ghana Cambodia the Philippines Latvia Brazil Kenya Iraq Portugal Bolivia Malaysia Bulgaria the Palestine the United Arab Emirates Israel the Arab way

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Speaker: But for the other people here in the world, Uruguay, Taiwan, Argentina, and Spain, just all listening to us. Why? Which is kind of amazing when you think that most of these places that are actually listening to us, English is not first language. Maybe that's why they listen to us, because they don't understand what we're saying. That's why they're not offended. They just laugh when we laugh.

Speaker: Uh, and the Dominican. I, I, I kind of agree. Mm -hmm. I was just laughing when we left. Yeah. I, I, I think that might be the deal. I mean, it's good. I've been up since like six o 'clock. I don't know where we're going with that, but yeah, me too.

Speaker: There's a fucking beetle crawling up my leg. Jesus Christ, that's freaky. What? When the kids opened the door, a bug flew in it. It just went up my pant leg.

Speaker: Nah, it's gonna go in your butt hole. You know, I like it. But I literally just felt it like touch my knee and then move up closer. I feel like Orlando Jones, what's his name, in that fucking movie? The Evolution?

Speaker: Because it literally just touched my thigh. What the fuck? That's creepy as fuck, dude. Oh, man, that was creepy. Oh, that was close.

Speaker: I think it shows Ryan as a coach tonight. Yeah, I think it has. But you said that would be an evolution. I mean, yeah. What's that guy's name? Solandos. No, the black guy. Is it Jones? Is that Orlando Jones? That just sounds really racist. I feel like you're just being racist. No, I thought it was Orlando Jones. Yeah, I feel like you're being racist.

Speaker: Evolution cast. I know Shawn Williams. It was Orlando Jones. I didn't get some please in that Yeah, he's done. I'm a goddamn fucking freak of nice ugly Sarah Silverman's in that movie. They try burr Burrell's in that Yeah, he plays the he plays the current Sir Silverman Dan Aykroyd

Speaker: Yeah. I'm the mayor. I'm governor. Ted Levine. Michael Ray Bauer. Michael Ray Bauer. Holy **** Well, what do I know him from? What do I know? Michael Ray Bauer? I don't know. It's like a Nickelodeon show. Dude, where's my car? I signed it. The hair.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. That name sounds familiar. John Cho is in it. He plays a student. Jerry Trainor is in it, which was in iCarly. OK, what's the guy's name? Michael Ray Bauer. Oh, he plays Ethan Suppley's younger brother. They're like twins. Oh, shit. Bull's in it. Who?

Speaker: bull from nycor Richard mole no way yeah he's uh he uh yeah he's the training guy he trains the yeah okay he's fireman trainer yeah yeah does that get still alive daddy it's a fucking excellent movie but at one point one of the aliens bites orlando jones and it goes up his leg

Speaker: And that's what I literally felt like, whatever the bug went on in my life. We're like, we're going to have to go in from the rear. And he's like, no. He's like, take the leg doc.

Speaker: Shows two people watching I think one of them is my kids I mean if you guys are watching us say hi stop being fucking shy you twats And one and if one of you that is watching us is my girlfriend Come and give me a kiss. I was gonna that that that means that Nikki's watching and my kids are watching I

Speaker: And then she hasn't come in here and given me a cushion. So did you see her trip as you running? Oh, you get the hallway. There's a YouTube clip right there, boys. physical nonsense. TikTok page, baby.

Speaker: you made the tick tock page. I totally almost spilled my beer and saved it all in one motion. Dude, you missed that. I like have my beer in my hand and I shifted and my beer started, my beer started to slide, you know, it like started to fall and in the same motion, I was just like, boom, cut it with my forearm. Nice.

Speaker: I'm trying to get Cam to come watch his camera. Wait, I want to watch. No way. They're going to make another Toy Story. Yeah, Toy Story 5. Yeah, just. Put a goddamn shirt on, bro. He's supposed to be.

Speaker: I know I'm actually gonna go start watching a movie. No, no, no, I was just wondering if we could. I see why we couldn't. I'm gonna try to get Nikki to come in here and drink and do an after show with me. Hey baby. Come here.

Speaker: She's passed out in the kitchen. She might be. Never did get that fucking sandwich. I'm just saying. Never did get that sandwich, Jimin. Where's my sandwich at, woman? You think passing out? I did see an interesting fact I wanted to ask you about. Do you know who passed the most moving credits?

Speaker: Who has the most movie credit? Hold on, I need to check. As an actor? As an actor. I couldn't even begin to fathom that answer. I'll be 100 % honest with you. Yeah, no, I couldn't even

Speaker: Well, if what I saw the other day is true, you won't actually be surprised because the answer that I saw was Sam Jackson. Well, that's what I was thinking was Sam Jackson. But I feel like. But it's actually wrong. Yeah, no, that's what I said. Like my initial thought would be Sam Jackson, but

Speaker: I know there's somebody out there who has way more film credits. Well, Robert Duvall has 145 credits. What the fuck is Robert Duvall? You know who Robert Duvall is. Yeah, I know, but I don't want to know who he is. Yeah, you do. You do him by face. Oh, yeah! Okay. That's Robert Duvall. Susan Sarandon, 163. How many is Robert Duvall?

Speaker: was 145. And what's Susan's random now? 163. You know what? Now, my man. Disrespecting Susan's random, but that's a beautiful woman. She's still pretty.

Speaker: Michael Kain. Huh? Michael Kain. Guess how many. Michael Kain. Sir Michael Kain actually. Sir. Yeah. Yeah. Sir Michael Kain AKA Alfred and Batman Begins. Correct. Correct. 176. I was going to say 175 is what I was going to say. Now, the best voice in Hollywood ever. Glick.

Speaker: Are you on Hollywood motherfucker? Not yet. James Earl Jones. Thank you. Take a guess. On his film credits? Film credits. 200 and... You're a little high already. Okay. Oh. 110. 182. Ooh, so close. 187. Oh, wow.

Speaker: Now, wait a minute. So what are we doing? The top five from Lee? I'm just going to down this list because I'm assuming at the bottom is going to have number one. Who was number one? The first one. Oh, we haven't got there yet. We haven't got there yet. Exactly. So it's in reverse order. Okay. So Sam Jackson.

Speaker: The man, the myth, the legend. How many? James Earl Jones had 187. 70, 70, some 60. What was it? 187. 187. Sam Jackson is higher. Sam Jackson, 212. 198. Okay.

Speaker: Now, how many of these are we going through? I don't like it. We're going to go until we get bored. Donald Sutherland. Donald Sutherland. Kiefer Sutherland. Kiefer Sutherland's dad. Kiefer Sutherland and... No, wait. Never mind. Never mind. Different dad.

Speaker: you're going to do it. Charlie's two. Yeah, that's that's that's Michael. Um Michael Keaton is not a million. Charlie. She's she's she's like Martin. She Martin. She I said Michael but it's Martin. Uh Donald Sullivan. One hundred and ninety -nine. What the **** is Donald? Hold on a second. I know who he is.

Speaker: Six -four, by the way. Keepers. Oh, Danny Glover. Keepers. Oh, Michael. 201 201 for Danny Glover. Nice. Who the fuck is Christopher Lee? Oh, Christopher Lee. Who the fuck is Christopher Lee? Oh, he was in like one of them weird Harry Potter. Lord of the Rings. Yeah, Lord of the Rings.

Speaker: Oh, he was Gandalf, right? No, he was the bad guy. No, he was the bad guy. He was the bad guy long time? He was Gandalf's friend. I don't even know who the bad guy is. I don't know. Well, Christopher Lee. But I do know who Christopher Lee is. 282. That's a big jump from 201. God damn. Oh, you know this guy. You ever see the movie Office Space?

Speaker: No. Oh, okay. The boss? No, this guy. Oh, yeah. Wilford, Wilford Brimley's brother. No, that's not Wilford Brimley. No, I said Wilford Brimley's brother. It's Richard Riley. Riley, Riley. Wilford Brimley's twin brother. He could be. Yeah. 415. What? Obviously, a lot of small parts. Yeah, they're giving a lot of credit.

Speaker: Oh shit. Mr. Danny Trejo. He's the number one because he's literally in everything. himself. himself. I have to write a cigarette for this one because it's a very. how. worthy number is is this a big is this a big big jump from four what 482?

Speaker: I'm going to be forfeiting. To a. Staggering. 420. Right? Not a big jump. Not a big jump. Only 420. Oh, ****. For Machete. Eric Roberts. Oh, Julia Roberts' brother. Right? Big jump or not a big jump? Giant jump. No, I know who I know. Trust me. I know who

Speaker: uh giant jump uh eight hundred and fifteen six hundred and sixty -six that dude is that dude is the epitome of that guy and he is number one that is the epitome i didn't know he was number one i didn't know where he was going but that dude literally the epitome of that guy

Speaker: His first movie was called King of the Gypsies in 1978. Can I ask you a question? Can you Google how much Eric Roberts is worth? That's a good question. I believe he is the dad of... Eric Roberts Network. I believe he is the dad of Emma Roberts, who was in Scream Queens. She was in American Horror Story.

Speaker: Oh, you have to guess because the answer will shock you. $275 million. I know it's way. What? Right? No, that's not worth it. That's worth $2 million. Who's his daughter, Emma?

Speaker: Emma Roberts is an American. Eric Roberts is an American. I don't know who Emma Roberts is. I know she's, I know she's horse face McGee's niece. Right.

Speaker: I'm trying to find out. An American actress known for her work in television. It doesn't say who. Eric Roberts and Kelly Cunningham. Yeah. Eric is her dad. Yeah, Eric is her dad. I'm kind of shocked that he's only worth two million. There's no way he's only worth two million.

Speaker: Eric Roberts Network. Yeah, $2 million. According to celebritynetworth .com. There is no way he's only worth $2 million. Okay. I have from Success Titans saying he's worth $25.

Speaker: Or no, say, today Eric Roberts' net worth is about $10 million, while that seems small compared to his daughter with a net worth of $25 million. Money Inc. says he's worth $8 million. Yeah, I just don't buy it. I mean, no shame on your game, Eric Roberts, because I don't like Julia Roberts. I don't like her. What do you think Julia Roberts is worth, Chris?

Speaker: some stupid ass amount. 250 million. She should watch her show. Yeah. No, I don't like Julia Roberts. Actually, I like Eric more than I like her. I think Eric is a better actor than... I love Eric Roberts. He cracked me up. Than she is. Ooh. Now, the man... Then I hate Emma Roberts. How much would you say Bruce Wills is worth?

Speaker: Way just a stupid amount of money 255 25 million that's what as of January 19 2023 Here's a question, how much is Debbie more worth Demi more Demi more network

Speaker: What is one of his daughter's stupid hot and and then the other one? Steven Tyler now. Okay. So, uh Demi Moore's network. Uh it was more than Bruce Willis that whatever the hell you're looking at is total **** because she hasn't. It is actually less. It is actually less. She

Speaker: It's 200. She hasn't. Why? Well, she received 90 million when she divorced Bruce Willis. Well, yeah, but still. That was that was a million years ago. 200 million. But why? What does she do lately? She was dating Ashton Kutcher. But Ashton,

Speaker: Ashton's got money. But Ashton Kutcher's with Mila Kunis. No, this is not. 250 million. Yeah, no, no, no. Nikki and I have had this conversation. She don't like Ashton Kutcher.

Speaker: but Ashton Cook, he's, for me, he's a punchable face. I would punch him in the face. No, but here, you want to hear a kicker about Ashton Cooker? Coocher? Coocher? He, he, he, he donates and he is given a lot of money and he is leading the, to, in sex trafficking. Yes.

Speaker: So like he always plays like a dumb dude, but he's super smart and he's trying to do everything he can and he puts a lot of money into ending sex trafficking. Yeah. Well, Mila is only worth 75. But again, she got asked to pay for shit now. So she ain't going to worry about money. But I mean, but again,

Speaker: I'm curious about Danny Trejo. Danny Trejo network. That motherfucker should be the richest man on the planet. He should, but he's not. I feel like Danny Trejo and I should be best friends. I feel like Danny Trejo and I could be best friends if I just reached out to him. So according to the richest website, which is the richest .com, Trejos were 16.

Speaker: 16 mil 16 mil what do you think the chances of us getting Danny Trejo on the show is You know, he's actually really down to the guy. You know, he's got his own taco joint. Yeah. No, I know And he hangs out there. Yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna follow him. I'm gonna find him on social media. I'm gonna follow him and ask him. Well, come on here I'll fucking shit myself. I mean it'd be a Chetay comes on here

Speaker: Oh yeah. Cause we'll literally the whole time go. No, I won't even do that. No, I will. He was in that movie. He was in that movie with the old guys who were bad ass. Bad ass or whatever. Oh yeah. He was a bad ass in that fucking movie. Yeah. I love that. I just want to know if he actually slept with blood. According to that movie he did.

Speaker: Doesn't seem like a very difficult piece. I'm just saying it's difficult for me, but for him it's feasible I need kisses Ask her favorite actors Actor or actress either way we can find out their network We gotta watch her fall

Speaker: She's good. She's not. She's good. No, she's the good one. Thank you for having a question for you. Favorite actor. Favorite actor? Sure. Either one. And then tell me what you think their net worth is. Favorite actress first. He said actor. He said actor. He won the host. He won. Whatever you want to do.

Speaker: Like as it as an if they're in a movie you're gonna go see it Oh Chris we got to do this one Nick Cage put me on the spot No, I brought you the last three three you have German beer Yes Nick Cage network Not much

Speaker: I'm going to have to pay Denzel Washington. Oh, Denzel. Oh, Denzel. According to this, Nick Cage, as of January 9, 2023, Nick Cage is worth 25 pounds. Is he really? Even with all his... His highest he ever was was 100 pounds. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Denzel Washington. Okay, so what is your guess for net worth, Nick?

Speaker: Oh, fuck. I'm not good at this game. God damn, she's gorgeous. Are you gorgeous as fuck? You're drunk. Shut up, Jeff. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is. I don't know. I'm not good at this game. Denzel's net worth $250 .25. $280.

Speaker: I almost said I was going to say 230. I almost said 300. I mean, like, Denzel's the man. Who doesn't like Denzel? Yeah. I mean, I mean, I got a shocker for you. I got a shocker. Sam Jackson Network. Oh, that would have been my second. We did this already. 315. 250. Oh. Yeah, 250. You did this already. What about female actress?

Speaker: I'm going to throw a bottle at your forehead. 18 middle. I'm going to have to go Julia Roberts. We did that one already. Oh, I don't know. I don't know what it was, but it's 250. No, I want to get my own.

Speaker: I'm just saying I mean that's that's a What is Jennifer Anderson's no No, no Who do I like more Jennifer Anderson or Sandra? Oh Sandra Bullock's a good one Take a guess on Jennifer Aniston's before we go to the center board a lot

Speaker: 232. They're low. Wow, really? 300. Wow. 300 million? 200 million. What's Santa be? Santa Bullet Network. She, she, I, I, I, like, I was like. Your predictions? When? 285.

Speaker: She's going to be low. 163. 280. Wow. Nice, baby. I'm getting conflicting numbers. Celeb Knowledge and Celebrity Net Worth. Celebrity Net Worth says 250. Celeb Knowledge says 280. So we'll call it down the middle.

Speaker: Uh, the man, the myth, the legends, Keanu Reeves. No, he sucks. Oh, Jeff. I'll block your bones. Ah, Melissa McCarthy. Yeah. Okay.

Speaker: $175 billion. $380 billion. $380 billion. You know what? I'm not shitting on Keanu Reeves. I like Keanu Reeves. And he never removed the Matrix money because he gave that away to charity. No, that's what I said. I'm not going to shit on Keanu Reeves because he's a good old Kentucky boy. And he gives back and he takes care of people and everything like that. I do like Keanu Reeves. I love you, Keanu. I was kissing your forehead. Yeah, you were.

Speaker: OK. Melissa McCarthy's net worth is $1 .72. $1 .25. Wait, who's making Ghostbusters? She's not doing $1 .72. I'm calling that now. She did Mike and Molly. $90. Oh. $90 mil. $90 mil. Wow.

Speaker: That's up 2022 what no that is as of january 10th 2023, okay? Oh my god, god damn it cameron You're fucking vagina reeks of fish

Speaker: You know who's really popular right now. I'm curious on last of us Oh Was he was he the man was he was he demanded learning

Speaker: Yes, so he was the Mandalorian and I don't watch Star Wars you guys know that and then he was he was the main character in the Mandalorian Yeah, and then he was the main character and lasso. I like that guy. I like that guy a lot I really do. Okay, so what's your prediction on his net worth according to wealth gorilla? 130 mil

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. Well, remember when we watched the the mountain beat up that dude and crushed his head? That was Pedro Pascal and he was crushing his head. The guy who got his head crushed. Yeah, that was Pedro Pascal.

Speaker: You're you're worth a dollar fifty, Pedro. I call my son Pedro. I'm just saying, I mean, I call Cash Pedro. Why do I call Cash Pedro? I don't know. I'm not mad at him for getting 10 million but I think it should be more.

Speaker: I'm sure it's going to change because they're going to start filming season two of Mandalorian soon, or they've already started filming. I don't know. And then last of us. Are they going to bring back Gina Corano? Yes, actually they are. Oh, they really are. Gina Corano Network. Yeah, they are. Oh, no. I'm always going to show on Earth.

Speaker: Stop being a bitch, Cam. You're fucking... You know who I'm curious about? You're curious a lot about a lot of... A rock network. Way too fucking much. Jesus Christ. It's more than 75 cents. It's way too much. Give me your actual prediction. I'm shocked.

Speaker: The rock is worth about 462 million dollars. 800 million. Yeah, because he's fucking everywhere. Oh, we're going to do a movie and it's going to be the rock being the rock and not changing his character. OK, your favorite person. My favorite family. Hey, what? Family.

Speaker: How do I fight? I don't even care how much it is worth. How do I get Vin Diesel in the ring and fight him? I'm actually I don't care. I'm actually conflicted because how do I get the ring and fight the rights to the Fast and Furious? So I think this number is wrong. Fast and the Furious is his baby. How do I get Vin Diesel in the ring and fight? It's only 255.

Speaker: Hey, Cam. Hey, Cam. You drunk? It's actually only $2 .55, I believe it or not. Cam was like, I just got done masturbating in my hotel room. Not yet. Not yet. What about the slap hurt around the world? You want to do it? Right here?

Speaker: Slap her around the world. Slap her around the world. Chris Rock is worth $1 .35. No, no, well spent. The actual one slap her. Oh, he's worth like close to a billion. Actually only $3 .50. Oh, wow. Cam, what you doing, man? How long you up in

Speaker: I got here Tuesday night and I leave tomorrow. Yeah, I'm getting hot bitches now. Why not? Pocket pussies drinking out of. It's just us. What about the ball headed demon? A little fine knuckle shuffle. Oh yeah, that's every morning.

Speaker: just in the morning. Do you ever do that at work? What? Rub one out? Well, shut up, Jeff. You work at your house. I know you rub one out and you're a ball for him. Hey, Cam, you ever dip off to the bathroom, take a shit and... Rub one out? Yeah, yeah. What should I walk into? So if I answer the question... Or... You ever go take a shit and just...

Speaker: Uh, I've done it, but it was in a private restroom. It wasn't in an open. Oh, you've done it since you went to drive. Yeah, you did. No, I've been in now when I was doing security and I was in there at two o 'clock in the fucking morning. Yeah. You just sitting in your car, just watching pornhub. When I was working, when I was working seven overnight and always saw Sam once a week before she moved here. Yeah.

Speaker: you. You flogged your dolphin. You flogged your dolphin. I stained the walls. I just let it shoot all over the wall. At work, you you flogged your dolphin. You flogged your dolphin at work. You're flogging your dolphin right now, apparently. I was going to say, I've read one out just now. What are you going to talk about? Hold on a second. Good boys. Give me just.

Speaker: I'm going to show you the John Cena five knuckle shuffle. You can't see me.

Speaker: Cameron, when you flog the dolphin. Did he ever catch a glimpse of yourself in a beer? Do you ever rub your blowhole? Maybe penetrate your blowhole while you flog.

Speaker: Look at this photograph every time I do it makes my life. Come on, Cam. Come on, Cameron. Answer the questions. I love you, buddy. You can't get on here and just play with your phone. I mean, shake it. That's the most serious I've ever been is the fact that I told you I love you. Just so you know. I love you, too.

Speaker: I do love him for you guys. I do. I have nothing but love for him. That's my dude. That's my little brother. Actually, I'm a better big brother than him. You are, Nick. He says this all the time. I am a better big brother than his actually. You really do say that a lot, but I mean, yeah. You are a big brother to Kim than you are to Nick.

Speaker: Like Justin's just always trying to like compare and this and that and

Speaker: he's always like, bro, go do big things. Go do this, go do that, man. I'm proud of you. Justin's like, well, are you a FedEx driver making this much? Well, Paul, I was like, sorry, I'm on a different path than you. I don't want to do that. Me and Glick are on different paths, but he's always supportive. I didn't know that I make 10 times what he does. Everyone doesn't know this, but I mean, Glick knows this, but I'm a high school dropout and I don't have my GED and I'm doing pretty damn good. I work with people who have big students and I'm, you know, I'm hanging there with them every day.

Speaker: So I mean, it doesn't matter your education. You just got to read 100%. It's not about what you know, it's about what you put into it. Jeff should have been a high school dropout. I was just young and dumb and just never went back and by the time soon as I dropped out, Gracie, you know, was conceived literally that month and it was like all I've known since then is being a dad, not getting my education. You're welcome.

Speaker: No, Cam, Cam, you know I love you, dude. You know, you know, I got nothing but love for you. And you know that as much as I fuck with you and as much as we bust each other's balls, you know, you know, I'm, I'm going to support the shit out of you. It's not a competition. I want to absolutely, for those of you guys who don't know, if you're still listening to this bullshit ass podcast,

Speaker: And you guys have hurt Cam on here before us. That's my dude. That's, that's my homie. That's my little brother. I mean, like legitimately when, when, when the time comes and Nikki and I get married and, and hopefully when the time comes when him and Sam get married, we're going to be at each other's wedding. We're not going to be at each other's wedding. We're going to be in the wedding. He's trying to call me back five hours later. This motherfucker, but you should call him, put it on speaker phone.

Speaker: I'll put his **** on blast right now. No, because he's going to get all. I was going to say, you know, he'll get all butt hurt. He said, what are you doing? He's probably watching the podcast. He's probably going to talk **** about me. He's going to get all butt hurt and be like, oh yeah, well, is your TV five hundred and forty seven gigahertz slash 9000 gigabytes? I don't know what you're talking about. I kind of want to see that TV. You don't know about your TV.

Speaker: I bought a TV because I liked it. No, I got I got this. I got this man a job at Orkin making like three times what he was making at Best Buy. And he made me look like an asshole.

Speaker: don't get me wrong. I love his brother. Justin. I love my brother. Don't get me wrong. That's my dog. That's my only siblings. I mean, that's my brother but he has always kind of like made him. No, you know, I feel like he's better than me. Yeah. But I mean, with the obstacle that I've had and Glick knows, I've

Speaker: a lot of **** something. I'm not trying to throw my business out there but you know what I'm talking about. I've dealt with some **** that I would have folded real quick but I've done good. So, I mean, you know, I know I've struggled. I know I've made mistakes. I know other people have too but I think I've done pretty damn good because I've won here but I haven't.

Speaker: So the one thing you can say about that is when you do get successful, you do appreciate it more. Well, before the show started, I actually found out what I made last year and I was talking to Chris about it. I was actually nobody cares. But no, and it's not like I'm going to reload the number on the show, but I was like, holy shit. You know, if I saw that number today, I was like, holy fuck, I didn't think it was that much.

Speaker: And to go from barely finished in high school, the only reason I finished high school was because the teacher paired me, no, it was actually English class. We had to do a speech. And the English teacher paired me with a girl that could not get up in front of class. She did all the work. I did the speech. Just because of me. My passability trades were flying colors. That was hard. All we had to do was change the line.

Speaker: your plumbing was mediocre at best. I may or may not have had something to do with fucking with Jeff's plumbing, but which is why the only leak was. Did you unclog his pipe?

Speaker: Oh, I unclog my pipe. I was going to say, wait, did he unclog yours? No, he unclog my pipe and I snaked his drain, if you know what I mean.

Speaker: Jeff was the first little boy in the cage before. Yeah. Jeff knew chloroform before you did. I was like, why am I in a cage in in in in the back of

Speaker: Just relax little buddy, but it's it's It's you know as successful as I am now. It's like Chris Chris remembers literally when we started this podcast. I didn't have a dime to my fucking name. I Didn't have to Benny's grew up together and in Hard work dedication and a little I mean I make I make pretty good damn money and

Speaker: I don't have a dime to my name because... You drink? No. I actually saw something funny. My wife sent me something that's like...

Speaker: Oh my god, you smoke. It was a meme. It was like a cartoon meme. It says, oh my god, you smoke. Do you realize that cost? How much do you spend on cigarettes? And it was like, I spend $5 a day. OK. Well, if you do that math, you could, and you saved it for over a year on that amount, you could buy a plane. And the guy looks at her and goes, you smoke? She goes, no. Where's your fucking plane?

Speaker: Well, I thought you're saying your wife said that. No, she said the meme. It's like one of those little cartoon strips like you see in the comic strip kind of thing. You see on the Sunday paper. I was like, huh, that's a good point. But like, you appreciate it more when you become successful or you do something, even the little things, you appreciate it more.

Speaker: because you're like, I fucking struggled. This was not handed to me. This is something I had to fucking work for. And I did it my way. I did it correctly. And it paid off. No. No. At the end of the day, no, I am very in camps.

Speaker: Cam's actually called me out on this bullshit because I fuck with him a lot. So he gets a little shocked and a little surprised. But I'm very proud of him. I've known this, Cam, I've known you since you were what, 14? Yeah, you did. You know, and well, I didn't know him in person, but you know, like I knew him and I've watched him grow up and

Speaker: I really am proud of him. Yeah. And every day I'm more and more proud of him. And, you know, he hasn't let the fact that, you know, his brothers in this competition or anything else, he just keeps striving and he keeps trying to be a better dad, a better adult and a better partner to Sam. And, you know, so I am extremely proud of him.

Speaker: I love watching this grow. And at the end of the day, I can't wait to see him just be the best he can be. And what he does for the podcast, I love it. I love it. He does a lot of shit behind the scenes that you guys don't know about. And I'm very grateful. I'm very appreciative. Because I mean, from the kid that I met,

Speaker: 10 years, 12 years ago, whatever. It's been a hot minute. I didn't expect where he, I didn't expect for him to be where he is now. So I'm proud of him and I'm not going to be as much as I bust his balls and as much as I, you know, fuck with him at the same time. I'm not going to not give him the recognition that he deserves. I'm not going to give him the props that he don't deserve.

Speaker: I don't care if he does better than me. The other day, Cam and I have had this conversation multiple times. If I'm eating, Cam's eating. Yep. Cam's eating, I'm eating. You know what I mean? Hey. Hey, you better stay away from that buffet.

Speaker: And trust me, I'm not going anywhere near your buffet. Oh, but I have to go near yours? I'll punch yours before I eat at it. Your buffet and me will be in a street fighting alley before I'm going to eat at it. I'm just saying. And that's just the honest to goodness truth.

Speaker: There's no shot of his girl. I know we're talking. I know I know where y 'all But yeah, like I said, I'm very proud of camp And fuck you Justin you asshole No, actually hey middle back stop giving this man brown bags to shit and tell them they're cookies I

Speaker: look at this brown bag. I took a shit and then told you it was cookies. I'm called camera camera's dad. Nickelback since the first time I've seen a picture. and actually his dad's actually really cool. Cam has awesome parents. I do. I love his parents. I think they're really cool.

Speaker: What's that? What's that? Isn't it your bedtime, Glick? Why? Because I'm old? No? No, really. I don't know. That's her model. She was ready for me to take her to bed. I'm like, wow, wow. Why is it in my bedtime? No. That's right. That's what I thought. Nothing. Keep looking at your phone.

Speaker: Yeah, your girl is online but she ain't talking to you. You know who she's talking to? I'm on Kyle Tyrone. Tyrone came as man because Tyrone and Jerome

Speaker: You should wear him out, but now they're wearing out Sam. Both of you assholes are just looking at your phones. Going on five hours now. What did you do today? You're in a conference. I know I'm not at a conference. I'm doing the shoplifting training.

Speaker: so it's like every five. Yeah, no, well, training, but every five minutes, we're running, literally sprinting from the front to the back of the store because people are trying to run out with shit. We're on the phone with the cops. You got choke slam a motherfucker. That, yeah, we're hands off. Oh, no, I'm a hand. You got choke slam the shit out of a motherfucker. Yeah, the guy's looking at me. He's pretty fucking big. He keeps on trying to fight everybody, but nobody's good at fighting him. Hit him with a glitz stunner.

Speaker: Well, as you say, drop him like a fucking bad habit. You're the dick. I hit him with his lip stutter. Holy shit. I'm like, I ain't taught you right. That's the guy that I've been working with. He's training me. I'll fight the shit out of that motherfucker. But he's like 6 '2", 280. He's big. But he's always trying to fight. And he's like, let's fucking go. Like talking to the people when they're just walking back. I'm saying he's big.

Speaker: Yeah, you're big. Well, you're small, right? You're bigger than Jeff. He said he's only smaller than Jeff. But I don't know if you weigh more than Jeff. I was going to say, we probably did, but I'm saying. Because I watched Jeff inhale 10 quarter pounders, four large fries, and two chocolate milkshakes before the show. Jesus Christ.

Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They weren't quarter pounders. It was big packs. My bad. I'm 5 '8". I was 120 when I got my license done two years ago. I'm like 130 now. Jesus Christ. How big are you at this point, Jeffrey? Come on, come on, Jeffrey. I think I'm at like 150. What? 150, 160 maybe.

Speaker: I don't have a scale. I wish I had a scale. I would step on a scale but I'll be I I would be willing to say I'm about two 280 290. I'll tell you in a second. I'm not even going to take my shoes off and I'll give you that. Six two 280 290. And I'm wearing brand new pants. So, I don't know what the

Speaker: Well, shoes are add up. I'm wearing your mom. I'm wearing what they are. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is. Set it down. I'm going to weigh myself. Hold on. I'm going to take a picture too. He's going to get Kevin to sit on the other side of it. Kind of weigh it down. Nah. Just, just, just got some, got some weight on him for a little. He's got the gut.

Speaker: He's got the age. I mean All right, the scale is in kilos. So I have to do the math. Hold on. So I'm 76 kilos Nobody has 76 kilos in pounds 167 oh 167 so I was pretty close you fat fuck

Speaker: I sit in the office all day. What do you want me to do? Dude, I bet when Jeff stands up, it's like... Oh, I guess. I don't have a big belly. Fuck you, Cam. Nobody can see because you're sucking it in. No, I'm not sucking it in. I swear to God. Look, I even look at my shirt because my shirt's dark. Well, thank you, Greg. You kind of look like you're... Yeah, it ain't mine.

Speaker: Are you expecting? You know what, I can't say much, Jeff. Did your wife put it maybe in you? I don't know. I would like to make fun of you, Jeff. I can't. I do have, I do have, I mean, for a guy who, I mean.

Speaker: I got a little bit of a gut, but for a guy who has not been in the gym and I don't know, three months, four months, a little hints of a six pack. I shit you not. Have you seen this guy that carved stuff on the pencil lead? Look at this. Hey, baby. Did you see that?

Speaker: That's a pencil lead. That's impressive as fuck. I ain't even mad at it. Dude. That's a pencil with the lead card. That's just pencil lead. There. There's a perfect example. That's an elephant standing on a ball.

Speaker: Out of lead of a pencil. And you can't really see it, but it's like super fucking detailed. You know the carpentry pencils, Chris, the flat ones? Look. I mean, he's got Bart Simpson here. He's got Wally, Yoda.

Speaker: He's got like the Game of Thrones thing. Dude, he's got a Wolverine call. That's fucking dope. Oh, shit. Here before long, I'm going to have my forearms done. Jeffrey? When did you set the appointment? No, well, I'll set up my appointment, but I'm going to get my forearms done. Cameron.

Speaker: good. I like the big boys. It's kind of sexy. How you doing? Hey, Cam. What do you want me to start? What do you want me to start? What do you want me to start? What do you want me to start? What do you want me to start? What do you want me to start? What do you want me to start? What do you want me to start? What do you want me to start?

Speaker: How are you 25? You don't know what that is. 26? 2070. Without going into it and we don't need to go down that road. Cam knows what that is.

Speaker: Well, no, I'm saying we don't have to get that off because you're only 27. I know me and Sam make damn good money. And well, here's the thing. I was not successful with money until last year. And I'm 42. I mean, I'm not like trying to ever say I'll even be successful. That's not what I'm trying to say.

Speaker: going to damn good with what I have but we what I mean I'm not trying to like go into all my details but we took out some stupid loans and shit like like two years ago during COVID and it was just one minute but I mean it's still caught up with us because it was like we kind of didn't we needed it but kind of didn't need all of it and then we got you know credit

Speaker: if you're not smart when it can kill you. Oh, yeah. 100%. Because it's like, oh, I got this good credit. But do you have enough to pay it back? Right. Well, it's like even when you go buy a card, like, oh, yeah, I can afford the down payment. But if something goes wrong, can I afford the payments? You always have to play that game in your head. Well, if something goes, everything goes tits up, can I still afford the payments?

Speaker: like our car payments and our rent alone are almost $3 ,000. Can I break your heart? Well, are you talking pesos or dollars? $10, $10, my monthly nut is less than $3 ,000.

Speaker: What I pay out a month in bills and shit. In all your bills? In all my bills including four mortgages because I have three properties plus the house. I just paid my electric bill yesterday for two months was 150 bucks. So my monthly none of what I pay every month

Speaker: is, well, hold on, I'm actually gonna do the math. 17 ,000 pesos, 17 ,000 divided by 18 pesos, the dollar right now. Yeah, my monthly nut's gonna make you cry. My monthly nut is $944. I just did that math for the first time.

Speaker: But like, I'm going to actually get some information for you and I'm going to send it to you on Snapchat. You guys might want to look into what my wife's doing. She takes these online classes on the stock market.

Speaker: And the classes, they're not extremely pricey. And you can take them at any time, day or night. Their classes run 24 hours a day, jump in, jump out when you need them. And so she trades in the stock market. And I gave her $200. I said, here, play with this. Go buy, sell, do whatever you want, right? In under a month, she turned it into 10 grand.

Speaker: Now, my wife's one of the smartest people I've ever met. So I don't know if that, you know, factors into it. Now, I'm sure it does. I haven't started taking classes just because I don't have time. I mean, I don't know how I would do it, but... Well, the beauty of this, all the classes are online.

Speaker: All the classes are online and they do it in, I think it's like 20 different languages. So if you want to do it in French for a month, do it in French, you know, but, you know, she takes hers in Spanish, but they also have classes in English as well. And it's all online. I think it costs like 290 bucks a month. But if you get people who sign up for the classes, if you get two people to sign up and they stay active, your classes are now free.

Speaker: And basically, the more people you sign up, if you sign up, I think it's six or eight, they actually pay you 600 bucks a month. And if you get 22, I think it's up to 2 ,000 people to sign up, they pay you 100 grand a month. I walked away for two seconds, and I started talking about my job dealing with a job. Not talking about my job, you piece of shit! Hahaha, fuck you!

Speaker: Nobody likes you, Jeff. That's OK. I'm the only one who likes you. Yeah, well. One down. I have a legit question when Glick comes back. And this is for me, not Glick. And I'm not trying to slam nobody. I'm just wandering out of my own curiosity. Shut up, Cameron.

Speaker: Okay, I won't ask then. You can ask him if you want to. Kim's like, just pour for me and put me back in my cage. Like I said, I'm not, I'm going to sound like a dick, but I'm not trying to be one. I'm just being real because I always try to be quiet or whatever, but I have a legit question. Jeff. I'm listening.

Speaker: since you do I don't I don't doubt that you make the money you do so since you do make all the money that you make why don't you pay into the podcast and kind of set it up to where Glick don't have to work really ever or you don't have to work that's that's eventually the plan you have access to so much money to where you could be the wanted to talk podcast ever oh you gotta do that is actually the plan

Speaker: I don't want Jeff to put any money into the podcast at all, Cameron. I just want him to fucking share it and promote it. I was just wondering. You have no excuse, because once again, for the third time in less than a year, your wife is in fucking France. And there's no rhyme or reason. If you're on TikTok, you can share the fucking podcast.

Speaker: She's the hamster. I'm stoned out of her mind. Well, she's probably asleep right now. I'm just saying. Yeah, because you and Tony will not share this podcast unless I put you guys on blast. Do you guys realize the stupid starting five? The stupid ass starting five. You guys shared that more than you have shared the podcast in the last year.

Speaker: And that is two people combined. And the last almost year, this stupid ass last starting five that I did not want to even fucking win. I didn't even fucking care. I didn't want to participate in it. You guys shared that more in five minutes than you had an entire year of all the episodes we posted.

Speaker: I share individually. I have an entire factory. Listen, you know, I could say I have an entire factory. I have an entire shop. I have I have this. I have that. But. And, you know, the day when I posted on social media. It says different. And when I look at the analytics, it says different. Oh, my God.

Speaker: I'm not being a dick. I'm not trying to be a dick, but at the end of the day, and I keep trying to remind Tony when he puffs his chest up, and he goes, everything I do is better than what we do here. No, it's not. You are on so many goddamn platforms. Nobody knows where to find you. You have three people that know where to find you. You're fucking skank bitch in Ireland, Chris, and one other person.

Speaker: Nobody watches your shit. Nobody cares. Nobody gives a fuck we are legitimately doing an actual thing here and I Cannot get either one of you to get behind it if I can get you guys behind it like we Legitimately because you guys won't share this podcast. We've missed out on sponsorships

Speaker: We've missed out on sponsorships. We've missed out on one sponsorship that would be more than four grand a month because it's not getting shared.

Speaker: and I can't blame you guys alone because nobody else is sharing it. But how am I expected to be mad at the listeners for not sharing it when the co -hosts aren't sharing it? And it's like, I don't have time. I don't have time. I don't have time. You don't have time. Tony D, you're doing 500 podcasts or 500 streams a day. Jeff, you're sending us a ton of TikTok videos.

Speaker: in that time, less than that time, you can still send all the videos that you send us and share our podcast. And invite followers. The problem is when I was following every place that I was sharing to back when I shared all the time, they've literally, they no longer allow it.

Speaker: Yeah, so I need to find other places where they need to find others. You join other groups on Facebook. If you have time and I'm not talking, I'm not, I'm not directing this at you. No, you're talking about if you have time to make a TikTok video.

Speaker: You have time to make a TikTok video in the past six months. Again, I'm not making, I'm not. To make a TikTok video. You have time to log into our account. You have time to make a video and promote our show. If you, if you don't log into our account, you have time to go onto our page and duet and or stitch.

Speaker: show If you have time to do anything on any platform you have time to promote our show I'm pushing this goddamn show With everything I have in me I actually I actually just reached a point where it's like I don't even give a fuck anymore I'm just here. I'm just here. I'm just gonna host a show you know if it is

Speaker: going to get followers. It is what it is. I've reached the point because I'm so sick and tired of trying and pushing and dedicating so much time to this when I can't get anything.

Speaker: And Tony D, if you hear this, this is a direct shot at you for as much time as you spend on social media and as much time as you spend going live. Yeah. You can, you can go on all your fucking goofy ass shows and you can do all your goofy ass shows and you can say nonsensical nonsense. But the fact of the matter is I stopped going live on Facebook because it was going live on your page.

Speaker: And you lost your fucking mind. And you deleted it. I'm sick and fucking tired of people riding my coattails. I'm sick and fucking tired of people using me as a stepping stone. And Jeff, I'm not saying that you are not saying that. Oh, I know that. I know. I'm just

Speaker: And that's why I don't do as much on my personal page because there's so many people who have been on my wave or whatever you want to call it. And anything of the day, Cam's not even technically on the show. Yeah, Cam comes on here and he hangs out with us from time to time. But Cam does so much work behind the scenes for this show.

Speaker: And it's like, I got two guys who are co -hosts that couldn't even sneeze at what Cam does. And to me, it's a kick in the dick. I mean, in all honesty, we talk about expectations and we talk about, we want this show to get to a certain level, but I'm busting my ass.

Speaker: And people are like, yo, you don't have no life. You guys have said it. You and Tony have both said you have no life. I work a full -time job. I am a single dad of three kids. I host this podcast. Everything to do with this podcast, I do everything. Posting shows, promotion, editing, finding music, finding artists.

Speaker: and I have a girlfriend and I'm trying to find time for everything and I run ragged and I'm killing myself and I got co -hosts to show up late, don't show up, don't help promote the show. And it's kind of a kick in the dick to me.

Speaker: And Jeff, I feel like I'm going to be 100 % real with you and you not get butt hurt. Tony's going to get, Tony's going to get butt hurt as hell. If he was to hear this dude. Oh, you know, whatever podcasting. Well, I'm going to talk real fast. You know, you know, John C McKinley's got a podcast who John C McKinley, Dr. Cox, take a guess at the name.

Speaker: I don't know. El Diablo, Shake and Bake, Step Rose, I don't know. Listen here, newbie. Let's listen here, newbie. Where does that come from? From Scrubs. Oh, John C McKinley. Yeah. Johnny C. Oh, I was thinking of, I was thinking of, um,

Speaker: Uh, Will Ferrell's sidekick in Step Rose and, uh... Oh, that's John C. Bradley. Yeah. No, William... William... John McKinley. Johnny C. Dr. Cox. So the show's actually called Listening to Newbie. I'm gonna have to check that out. He's only got three episodes out. Actually, no. The third episode comes out on Sunday.

Speaker: I just saw it on the scrubs page. You follow that scrubs love and that's all it is? Is this the name of the club? All right, y 'all, I'm about to head out. It's called scrubs love and that's all it is. It's the scrubs discussion group. I said guy love. That's funny. I like that.

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Speaker: And this is gonna sound really bad, but you're like squinting I got Chinese eyes That's what I was gonna say, but I thought it's not a race. I do got I got a new one for you As as you know, we both have classes and I like my women like I like my glass come down her ratio on my face I

Speaker: I said, I like my women. Like, I like my glasses on my face. I guess we won't be hanging around here long. When I bought these glasses, I literally said to my wife, you know, I don't need glasses, but I use them for work. And I literally, she's like, really? You need those as like Lois. I come from a planet far away and she hates. Please shoot.

Speaker: Did she fall asleep? No. No, she fell off her glass. Hashtag lies. She fell off her glass. She said, oh, Tony D. What the hell was your new one?

Speaker: that I like my glasses like I like my women sitting on my face. Yeah, they do. They're like, you do. You don't know how you do. Yeah, you do. Yeah, your wife's currently sitting on Pierre's face. You wish. I don't wish. Actually, she's in Amsterdam right now. Oh, whatever. Hans. I don't know what in Amsterdam his name would be. Hans.

Speaker: I guess. Hans Frodo. It's Frodo. In a Mexican accent, your wife is good. Oh, Hans Frodo. Right now. She's got a girlfriend, you know, a friend that's grown up. Yes, she does. She's like a huge Lord of the Rings freak.

Speaker: So I found that hilarious. I'm always picking on her friend that she's like, Hey, I'm in this goddamn shit show. Thing is, folks, and the thing is, bring it out. Jeff told you, deuces. Deuces. Ladies and gentlemen, I did ask one favor of you, and that is to be good.

Speaker: I'm gonna be damn good at it. Goodbye motherfuckers. Hit the button!