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Speaker: What's up everybody? What's going on? Welcome to a brand new episode of Nonsenseical and Nonsense. I'm the greatest host of all time. They call me Blick. They also call me the champ.
Speaker: They also call me the space cowboy. And sometimes they call me Maurice. Sorry. Hopefully you guys enjoyed your week so far. Happy Wednesday. Happy hump day fuckers. We got Jeff in the building, the one and only. I'm here. The maestro of chaos.
Speaker: and cluster fuckery as as we you guys miss out on the pre show. So, Jeff was chasing wild dogs through the neighborhood. Oh my god. These are these dogs are killing me. But uh and then we got Todie D somewhere in the building. Oh, there he is. The pretend champ. The one to be. The one that
Speaker: I also met with the guy just now that's going to build my wall. Trump? No. Yes, because I have that direct phone number.
Speaker: No, I'm gonna have the wall around the backyard. For those who don't know at this point by now, Jeff Lewis in Mexico. So maybe you should choose your words a little bit. I'm building a wall around the backyard. The backyard, when they build the house that comes with a four foot wall,
Speaker: around the backyard, you know, separate property lines and all that stuff. My dogs can jump a four foot wall like it's nothing. And so I have, I built a three foot high chicken wire style fence around it, but my dogs go through it.
Speaker: So I just talked with the guy that's going to do the block work around the rest of the wall and make it full eight foot high. Uh -huh. And put a new front gate because the gate I built, as well as it was built, it is wood and the weather makes it die. What up, Cam? You chance?
Speaker: So you're building an eight foot wall around your backyard? Yeah, well, like I said, the house comes with four foot wall. So I'm taking it up to eight foot, just like everybody else does. Eventually, I'll put a concrete roof on top for when I expand the house, it'll become the floor of the rest of the house. Because I am going to expand the house to cover the backyard. So the backyard basically just becomes a storage area, shed kind of thing.
Speaker: I'm in the backyards only four feet wide. So it's not, it's not like, it's not like I'm covering an acre of fucking land. So, but I'm sick and tired of dogs escaping. Cause every time I turn around, I'm chasing dogs around the goddamn neighborhood. Maybe not have so many dogs. Yeah. Oh, he probably got a, I want to say labradors.
Speaker: No, they're mixed with, they are mixed with lab pit bull. And rabbit, go ahead. Chupacabra. Well, it's not like they jump the wall. They jump to the top of the wall and then jump over. I mean, it's not hard. You got them tree climbing dogs? Yeah, I got them. You got them little chupacabras. Somebody brings in the house. They're going to catch them. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. That's the beauty of it. Nobody dares to come near my house. The thing about those dogs. The guy that takes out the trash is afraid of them.
Speaker: The thing about Jeff and his dogs is they all have the same mental handicap. Yes. So Jeff's dogs are not going to eat anybody. The lights are on. The lights are on, but nobody's home. Well, if there's anything like... A bunch of french fries, sort of a happy meal, if you will. It's not even the dogs you got to worry about apparently. Apparently you got to worry about the goddamn scorpions.
Speaker: Yeah, sort of. Did you eat it? No, I didn't eat it. I'm not that one. You got to eat it, man. You got to clean your dominance on the rest of scorpion motion. Here's the thing. I was lying in bed. And the air conditioner, you know, the air conditioner, it tilts constant. So the air blows on you and then blows across the room, then blows back on you. So it oscillates.
Speaker: And I felt something on my back and I was like, huh. And I reached back to scratch where it was just on the lower of my back and got stung by a scorpion on my middle finger and thumb. And fuck did it wake me the fuck up. Seven o 'clock in the morning, I was wide the fuck awake. What do you think? Maybe a little jolt to your system, if you will. To the point where I was like, what the fuck was that?
Speaker: And then I looked down on the floor and apparently when it stung me and I moved my hand away, because you know, first thing you do when you get hurt, you go like this. And I've flown that scorpion across the room, not a cry. You cried. And I looked down, I was like, son of a bitch, it's a fucking scorpion. You're in a safe space. You can tell us you cried. Yeah. You were crying when we were in the group chat. You sounded like you were crying. But I kid you not. What's in your hands, Jeffrey? I told my wife, shut up, Christopher.
Speaker: I seen that Saturday night too. And I was like, wait a minute. Yeah, shut up, Christopher. Jerry, you have some explaining to do. I am stressed out. I am stressed out because. I understand. Stress is stress. You know, trust me. My wife is coming Saturday. And my maid is canceled three days in a row. Absolutely. And I'm like. Never mind.
Speaker: I'm trying to get the maid in here to get the house clean. It sounds like you have a very good maid. No, she is sick. She just, I was literally just talking to her while talking to the guy that does the wall. Trust me, you're not Rob Camp. That's a very accurate statement. That's accurate.
Speaker: But that fucking all day yesterday, I had, as, as you said, before we started the show, Chris, you're where you're, you're, you said your leg was asleep. You know, those tingles you get when blood starts flowing in. That's what I felt my thumb and middle finger all day yesterday. Oh, it's a good thing that you and I are both doctors to determine that you're probably going to be fine.
Speaker: Here's what's funny, I told my wife, I was like, you're never gonna believe this. I was stung by a fucking scorpion this morning. She was like, are you serious? I said, yeah. And I sent her the picture, I sent you. And she's like, yeah, that's not good. I said, do you think? She says, look up on Google what you should do.
Speaker: You should never go to Google or those doctor websites because you're like, you type in, you type in, I'm having pain in my right hand.
Speaker: uh for the last day or so yeah then it pops up just like you have testicular and butthole cancer congratulations wait a minute what no but how does that happen my mom's a nurse and she's my wife was like also contact your mom tell her so i contacted my mom and my mom was like uh i think you might need to go to the er i said well it stung me on my finger
Speaker: and my thumb. So, you know, it's not anywhere close to anything vital. Like, if it was stung me on my spine, where it was, that would have been a different story. Well, you know, as I did, I, on Google, basically the Mayo Clinic says, if as long as it's not a poisonous - Hey, Facebook, your user, sorry, sorry, Facebook person. As long as it's not a poisonous - Hey, Joe.
Speaker: uh scorpion that you basically just ice it and if you're if you feel your throat closing up don't eat really well if you feel your throat closing up you go to the hospital so
Speaker: Well, again, for our conversation about you being stung by a scorpion, you go, I don't think all scorpions are poisonous. And my response was, probably not. I don't think so. It's kind of like snakes, not all snakes. And we got in a conversation of like, well, if a baby scorpion bites you, that would eventually become a big scorpion that's more dangerous because they can't control their venom.
Speaker: Yeah, same thing with the snake. And I'm a former working guy, and a scorpion is a bug. Yeah, that's why I called you. I was like, hey, Chris, so I was bit by a scorpion. What do I do? Fuck, I don't know. Aren't you a bug guy? He was like, well, it's not really a bug. It's almost like an arachnid. Fuck you. But, you know. Let me get medical advice from my partner. From New York, man.
Speaker: from the former orchid man and the host of the podcast I bought that uh clearly if you if you've ever watched at least five minutes of an episode you would know that I'm not the guy to come to neither one of us know no 90 % of what we're talking about yeah I was sticking in a jar of mayonnaise you'll be fine just rub some dirt
Speaker: Walk a lap. We used to always say on the job, if you smashed your finger or something like that, I'll just go home and soak it inside her. And you'll be fine. Well, you know, I worked at a couple of mechanic shops. Inside her. Inside her. No, well, we always used to make the joke that. Inside her. What's going on? I worked at a mechanic shop where we did brake jobs and oil changes and stuff like that. If you cut yourself, use brake cleaner.
Speaker: If you ever put brake cleaner on. It hurts.
Speaker: it's uh it hurts it would hurt less to light it on fire yes exactly you're out of gas and absolutely yeah yeah and we would get cut on the job we didn't have first aid kits we had super glue or or we had duct tape you you tear a piece of your shirt off you do duct tape and a piece of your shirt yeah
Speaker: I'm good. If you cut your arm or something like that, most of the time when you're out, you're already midway through the day. If you had sleeves to start, you'd cut them off anyways. So you got that part, you wrap it around your arm and take that sumbitch up and go back to work. Either way at home, stop and get a band -aid. Yeah.
Speaker: Looks like you need stitches. You cut your arm halfway off. Eh. Yeah, I got a piece of shirt and half a roll of duct table. It'll hold together until later. If I stay later, I get overtime. So I'm going to stay. I'll stop by the hospital on the way. I'll sew it back on. But yeah, like I said, I got a call from my mom this morning. So how are you feeling? I'm like, I'm all right. It's fine. I'm still alive.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. I was actually trying to wonder if Jeff died. I literally got done with work yesterday and I found a mini series on Netflix that Chris, I think you would really enjoy. Tony, I don't know. It's called Devil in Ohio. Oh, I told you about that.
Speaker: I was flicking through Netflix. It's really good. It just came out the other day and I literally told both of you about it on the show. I said, I don't know what it's about.
Speaker: It's good. It's good. So it's good. I watch all eight episodes. I watch all eight episodes. It starts out a little bit slow and they don't really show you what's going on and then slowly more and more and more and more and more gets revealed as they're investigating. Yeah, you learn more and it's fucking good. No, I haven't started watching it yet. I actually started rewatching a scream series.
Speaker: So, but, um, okay. What? You ever seen the screen? No, the movie that I'm going to watch. The TV series is pretty good. It was actually really good. Considered it was like an MTV thing, but it was actually pretty good. So I started rewatching it. I don't know why, just for shits and grins. That's what I was waiting for.
Speaker: Yeah, it was just popped up. But I was actually doing laundry. And usually when I'm folding laundry and putting laundry away, I just throw something random on TV for background noise. Right. And then I just kept watching it. Well, see, that's what I was doing with that devil in Ohio. I was like, I'll just put it on the back because I was cleaning the bedroom up. And then I kept glancing up.
Speaker: And next thing you know, I'm lying on the bed watching. Fuck, this is good. It's Emily Deschanel, which is the girl from Bones. And it's all about a girl that is found on the road. She's helping her out. And there was a pentagram carved in her back. And it turns out she's escaped from a cult.
Speaker: Yeah What's fucked up is the cult has been around for a hundred years and nobody's found out About it You tell me really good I am Fucking tired today You'll meet both
Speaker: Well, I'm tired and my body hurts because apparently, at 45 years old, on a school night, it's not a good idea to go to a rock concert. For those of you who don't know, I have the opportunity, I said almost 41. You said 45 years old. I don't know if I said 45, not bad. I was going to say, wait a minute, you're younger than me. My bad, my apologies. Almost 41.
Speaker: Uh, for those of you don't know, don't follow us on social media or whatever. I actually went and seen our guys last night. And it was awesome. Talk to them about it. They are so goddamn good in concert. They sound just as good in concert as they do, um, uh, on their videos or their albums or anything like that. And a little side note.
Speaker: I guess part of the whole thing. It was a little hole in the wall type bar down by campus. Super cool place. I was about a foot from the stage. Nice. Matt and I were face to face a couple of cases. But they were so good, man. It was a hell of a show. I actually...
Speaker: I actually got a few videos for you guys here. Go for it. A couple short ones, about a minute, maybe a little less than a minute. But Tony, I did try to get, and I don't know if I uploaded it, but I tried to get one for you specifically. Hey! Hey! How you been? Hey, Tony. Hey. Where is it at? There we go. So I've got like, I don't know, four or five videos here, but they're relatively short.
Speaker: But I tried to get one specifically for you and I don't know if I uploaded it. I'll have to send it to you.
Speaker: Come on! Thank you! That's one of the little actors.
Speaker: You have a good time to make a love affair. Oh, hell yeah. This is the house in the world.
Speaker: I got him. I got I did get him with an oh hell yeah last night a couple times. Nice.
Speaker: Let's do it now
Speaker: I might have uploaded a couple videos.
Speaker: When you call me Rosie, it's not so bad, it's not too bad. Why are you acting like you're wondering what's going on? Why are you staring at your feelings in the morning?
Speaker: You know what? I'm not even being honest. What can you tell me? Them boys tired of touring. I don't know, man. If you're singing that hard every night, and they're playing that hard every night, I think them boys might be exhausted. I don't know.
Speaker: because they look like they have an absolute ball. And that was a tiny, that was a little hole in the wall bar. There might've been 200 people there. And it was like, to them, it didn't matter if there was 200 people or 200 ,000. 200 ,000, right. Yeah, they were having...
Speaker: Well, you know, they enjoy what they do. They're happy. I'll have to make a couple of walks doing it. I'll have to. They did in the air tonight. It's too long of a video to post on here, but they did like a crowd single. Nice. When you got to the drum part,
Speaker: There was just like a few people that was like, doo doo doo. And Matt was like, what the fuck, Columbus? We're going to try that one more time because we know you guys can do better.
Speaker: You don't have to excuse me because there are some videos where you can actually hear me singing along, dude. But man - You couldn't show them. You couldn't read the videos. You couldn't read the videos. You couldn't show them. I could see it. Yeah, that's all of them that I have uploaded. I thought I uploaded Wicked Woman, but I don't think I did. You know, of course I had to get that one. But man, I was sweating my ass off. I was singing and head banging and dancing and jumping around. I was having a, dude, it was an absolute blast.
Speaker: I didn't get to meet the guys, but there was two opening acts that were crazy good. They're local to Columbus, Blend and Rum Springer. And they were awesome. They were awesome. They call them out. They are their kids.
Speaker: Both lead singers were really good. The lead singer for Rumspringer, I was talking to him after they got done, because yes, I was at the concert, but guess who was still doing podcast work? This guy. So I was talking to him and I told him, I said, man, I said, I don't mean to blow smoke up your ass or anything like that, but you remind me of a new version, like a reincarnated version of David Lee Roth.
Speaker: And his stage president, he's running around. He was dancing. He was doing the high kicks. He was just having a ball on stage and got to talking to them a little bit. Uh, you know, um, but, uh, actually, um, they will, uh, run Springer and blend are going to make a rotation.
Speaker: as of now, music -wise, in the first and second place. Talk to them about playing their music and everything like that. They seem pretty excited about it. They're like, absolutely. I told them down the road, got some stuff going on right now, podcast -wise, but down the road, I want to bring them on.
Speaker: and they were super stoked about that. That's probably going to start happening. Interviews are going to probably start happening on Wednesdays just because once the new platform takes effect, it'll be a good thing to have in there for content. But I'm going to start out local. I'm going to start out small local. I might start trying to go to some more shows, seeing some of these local bands, get in with them.
Speaker: And we'll start there and start supporting. I've always been a big proponent of support local by local. So why not? Well, speaking of local. Give me some of the guys here in Ohio and start promoting them and pushing them and bringing them on the show and fine tuning our interview skills, if you will. And then like I said, it'll be a fantastic segment for Wednesday, especially once we get on the new platform.
Speaker: Well, speaking of local, that actually reminds me. I'm sending you guys a local boy here. Oh, that's you. A local boy here. He actually does really well. This is his Spotify link for his new song he just put on. Check that out.
Speaker: He's actually a good friend of mine. He actually used to work with me at a company here. That's the Spotify leg for his song. It's called. Was a fire nice? Ring of fire. Ring of fire. Yeah. He basically everything he kind of every sound you hear on that he did. Really interesting. But
Speaker: But I got sent that the other day. My wife sent me that. She's like, oh, you need to check this out, which reminds me also this Saturday, I will not be here.
Speaker: because somebody's coming home. Oh, no. How will we survive without Jeff on the show? Just barely. I know you just barely. Oh, no. I'm coming home for a week before she before she takes off. Long long time home.
Speaker: we're going to uh we're going to go to her or not because uh the 15th is mexican independence day so they they're doing a special thing at uh one of the parts the first day of mexican independence day isn't it a two -day event no it's 16th no i mean
Speaker: It's literally just the 15th. Nobody really saw where it's 16th. But yeah, it's technically two days. Oh, no, wait. The 15th is the first day of Hispanic Heritage Month here in the States. The 16th is the Independence Day. Y 'all get half a month, not a full month. We're going to call it a month. God forbid. You get half a month. But she's
Speaker: She literally went to the Louvre, she did the catacombs tour the other day, just finished up the last few things she's doing in France and then come home. So, and I have to pick her up the airport at the same time the show would be so. Tony 50 bucks as she extends her stay in Paris and doesn't and Jeff's here Friday. He's killing me. I want her to come home.
Speaker: You know, it's funny, and she sent me a message today. She's like, what if we extended it to the 17th? I was like, why? She's like, well, there's, you know, the operas in France don't start until the 10th. She's like, I kind of wanted to see an opera while I was here. I was like, I'll save you time. It's a bunch of screaming and you don't know what everybody's saying. Come on. Yeah, it's the 10th. You have five days to see the opera. You're of all this time. You haven't seen an opera yet, kid.
Speaker: No, the thing is, like, there were no opera concerts until the 10th. No, I believe. That's the day she flies, so. I think they do have the schedule. They're like, please, or whatever. Yeah. She flies on the 10th, but she's not going to get home until the 15th? No, no, no, no. No, she comes home on the 10th. You are such an ass. She wants to be home for the 15th. OK. You can just say she was going to be home on the 24th.
Speaker: Yeah, well, you said she was coming home on the show at the park we like to go to. They do a show at the end of the day at the park, and they do a special one for the 15th. She's not coming back. Yes, she's coming back.
Speaker: I literally spent an hour and a half an hour and a half on the phone with Air France to change the flight. You better fucking be on that plane. It's okay Jeff. I was ready to fucking reach through the phone and kill somebody over there in France. Again, this is a safe space. You want a glass of milk and a coloring book? That room. Speaking of
Speaker: Have you guys seen Paradise PD?
Speaker: I'm gonna go I'm gonna go buy a whole bunch of postcards that have like pictures of of Paris and at different places in Europe and I'm gonna bail up to her and it's just gonna be like we miss you at Europe come back please no you know here's the thing when when you travel to Europe it's not from anybody it's just from the it's from the it's from the country itself you can only spend so much time there in a year
Speaker: where your visa is only good for so long through the year. So the next time she could go is not until December 23. It's probably two years. Well, there's other countries she can go to in between. She's going to go to Australia, mate. Shut up, Chris. Throw another shrimp on the bar. Shut up, Chris. Stop giving her fucking ideas, asshole. She's got to go to Canada? Canada A? Forget about it. Forget about it. I told her it's a waste of time to go to Canada. There's nothing there.
Speaker: She's gonna go to Canada and get all hyped up on maple syrup. She gonna call you. Jeffrey, I'm all hyped up on maple syrup and riding the moose. She went to Euro Disney and she's like, I kind of want to go to Disney in the States. I said, don't bother. She's like, why? I said, well, you don't have to get a flight. We can walk across. This is no big deal. They'll just let us in.
Speaker: Well, I mean, I mean, right now, right now you can literally just walk across and wave. Yeah, it's true. But that's, that's still, it's a hell of a long walk from Texas to Florida. Yeah. It's not close. Be a lot easier just to get a flight. Yeah.
Speaker: Of course, unlike most people across the border, my wife likes to do things properly so she has to get a visa to go to the states and all that kind of stuff. She wants a what?
Speaker: Unlike most people across the border. Unlike you who did it backwards. Yeah, exactly. It's like that scene in Independence Day, everybody's trying to get out of town, that one car just driving up. That's me. He's going the wrong way.
Speaker: Hola. Hola, Señor. You're going the wrong way. Hola, Señor. I said to me. I said to me. They're driving to the car. He spins the car around. He's driving the wrong way. There's two couples driving next to him in the opposite lane going the right, going the correct way. But they're John Candy and what's his name? Always comes back to movies with this guy.
Speaker: Fuck you, I like movies. Get out of the bathroom, Jeff. No, never. That scorpion was your sign to leave the house. No. I sent to scorpions. That was just one of many. I'm the orchid man. I am one with the insects. I speak to the insects. I gotta send you guys some pictures of the newest idea. Well, not really idea. It's already in motion.
Speaker: of something. How about here's an idea, Jeff? How about here's an idea? I don't want to see any more of your fucking ideas. I want to see actual completion. Money has already been dropped on it. Money has already been dropped. I think I sent it to you. I don't want to see more pictures of cars that you like. I sent you the picture of the house. Yeah, money got dropped on land to build one. I don't want to see pictures. I don't want to have cars you want.
Speaker: I don't want to hear about cars you want. I don't want to spend two hours on the phone contemplating suicide because you're killing me by talking to me about cars for two hours. I want to see a fucking car. So stop answering the fucking phone. Yeah. Well, we all know how that goes. I don't answer the phone. Text. What's wrong? Are you changing your voice messages? Hey, guys. Let's see what you want. Hey, guys. Click, why didn't you answer my phone call? What's wrong? Are you mad at me, buddy? Is everything OK?
Speaker: I want to see a car in your driveway. That runs. That's driving. That you drive. I want to see you driving. I want to see one that you're actually driving down the road in the house that you get that tattoo. What's that? Who? Jeff. Oh. Oh, since I got my tattoo. No, that's not true. Yeah, he went to the shopping mall the other day. I got a haircut. I got my haircut. I got.
Speaker: clothes for the kids. I got, I got all school shopping done in three hours plus a haircut for me as Kevin. That's possible. It was, it was hell on earth to do so, but got it done. Three hours. Got it. Well, that includes book bags, school supplies, two pairs of shoes each, uniforms, the whole nine yards. It's called Walmart.
Speaker: You know, Walmart didn't have the, you know, one place to get all of it at the same time. Yeah, I literally went to the mall that had everything. I told you they were white polo shirts. They were white polo shirts to the private school to go to. And Michelle wears a sports and which is a shorts. Yes. And Kevin wears slacks.
Speaker: I know, right? It was sports? Sounds like Tony. Sounds like you got to run the bat. It sounds like something Tony got back in the day. I got the sports. When he was in the military. Oh, I got the sports again. Don't worry. Here's some penicillin. What was that medicine you pulled out of your ass the other night, Tony? You tried.
Speaker: Acafolkafly or whatever. It's not a conversation about people who can't pronounce medical terms. Tony just pulled some weird ass STD medicine out of his ass out of nowhere Monday night. Yeah. Remember when he told us about tetracycline and basic training? Yeah. Exactly. He couldn't pronounce it.
Speaker: There's a lot of words I can't pronounce. Welcome to Nonsense Hold Nonsense, Tony. I don't know if you know it or not, but words are hard. Have you ever noticed this man reading off some foreign person's name? He's like, today your name is Jim. Call you Bob. Lord. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm not a smart man. I was talking with one of my coworkers today and his girlfriend, her dad had a heart attack. So he's like, dude, I'm in the house by myself. It sucks. I said, dude.
Speaker: I've been doing it for almost three months now. He's like, oh, shit, I forgot. He says, you know, the first day's not so bad. I said, yeah, the first week's not so bad. It's going into the next week and a week after that. Yeah, does he have kids or anything like that? Yeah, he has one kid that I know of. But I think it's from his ex, so it's like, I don't really know him. Right. Yeah. I go say so.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, if he's got kids, and same with you, I mean, you're not really home alone. Actually, I am 100 % home alone this week. Kids are at Grandma's because Grandma's taking care of school until we get the van set up. You just left without adult supervision. Yeah, pretty much. I live alone, and the kids are here. I live alone without adult supervision. Same with Tony, when his kids aren't there. Exactly.
Speaker: Well, the funny thing is, I rushed to get all the kids stuff done, got them in the car. As soon as I got them in the car with my wife's stepdad, and they drove off, I instantly turned around. I went into the store. As I told you, Chris, I was like, I'm going to get me a fucking IC. And I got into this fucking store and instantly went, oh, I'm bored.
Speaker: I have never bored when I go to the store about the kids. I'm going to tell you that right now. Oh, no. I would rather stand out in a meeting, go to the shopping center with the kids because nothing is as quick as you want it to be. Yeah, my kids. I can go into the mall and pick up exactly what I want, get in and out in 10 minutes. But one of the kids, it's a three -hour ordeal. Yeah, they instantly, the moment we walk through the door of any store, they instantly become brain -dead chimps.
Speaker: Brain -dead chimpanzees. And it's just like, really? You can totally explain it to him in the car or right before you go in. When we get in here, you stay right next to me, you do not. Well, I don't care. You don't touch anything. But as soon as you get in, there you go. Yeah, I don't care. The girls typically, like, if we go to Walmart or Target or the mall or something, like, the girls go and do their own thing, which is fine. It's cool. They both got phones and shit like that.
Speaker: um you know cash and I just hang out but no it's not even that that would be that wouldn't be a problem at all if they just went and did their own thing while we were still they just act like brain dead chimps when they were in the store and it's like i literally came here for four things an hour later i'm getting out of the store yeah it's like the same thing when i get on the phone you know my girls especially they won't talk to me all day long i get on the phone
Speaker: or you get on the show and all of a sudden, all the questions of all the past month come out. Yeah. It's like, damn, we literally just sitting on the couch for like three hours and you said all but one word to me. You know, now all of a sudden, I learned the fact that, well, the other day when we were watching Austin and I were watching Scream together and we got to talking about horror movies.
Speaker: And I learned an interesting fact that I did not know, surprisingly, considering how much of a horror fan I am and how much of a fan I am of Wes Craven. And it explains a lot about Wes Craven in his movies. Wes Craven was born and raised in Ohio. I didn't know that. That explains a lot. So, Nightmare on Elm Street? That's why we kind of like Wes Craven, I guess. Yeah, Nightmare on Elm Street.
Speaker: Uh, Springwood, Ohio, uh, scream series was in Windsor, the college Windsor, uh, which is in Ohio.
Speaker: I was like, oh, so Austin and I were having that conversation about all his, like, then she's on her little Google. She's like, oh, did you know Wes Craven did this? I'm like, yeah, I know. She's like, that's not a horror movie. I'm like, yeah, I know. She's like, but it was in Ohio. And I'm like, okay, cool. So, you know, he stayed, you know, he stayed kind of loyal to, I don't know why. Ohio sucks, but. I mean, there's a lot of room in Ohio to make films.
Speaker: There is. But there are many up there. Chris, I'm telling you, when you watch that devil in Ohio. The movies weren't filmed in Ohio. When you watch that movie, there's a panning shot. Obviously they used like a drone or whatever to fly over. It instantly looks like
Speaker: our area because it's just nothing but fucking cornfields we're definitely in ohio at this point you know you like going around here there's the one cop he's he's originally from chicago and he's doing a little bit of investigation for for this girl and he pulls on the side of the road he gets out and walks through a cornfield and the
Speaker: The only problem I had with the movie, you know how I am about context, you know, like, you know, like, well, that wouldn't be there because it wouldn't happen in real life. He literally walks through this cornfield and the leaf on the corn, you know, the green parts go, scrapes across his face and he didn't flinch. I was like, you fucking liar.
Speaker: I was like, that's bullshit. I call bullshit right there because every walk through a cornfield knows that when you get smacked in the face by a leaf of corn, you know it. This dude walks through it like it's nothing. I was like, you fucking liar.
Speaker: That was the only problem I had with the whole fucking show. I was like, bullshit. I got bullshit. Yeah, exactly. Absolutely. Well, you know, it's I don't even actually have no idea where I was going to go with it.
Speaker: Fucking y 'all just literally just watch the train just derail right there, right, right in mid fucking sentence. Thousands of people just died. Well, well, I mean, you, you watch, you watch certain movies that it's, it's, it's odd. Their Ohio is like actually a really important state, but in general,
Speaker: Why? Tony, Tony, where do you get your tires from? Oh, that's right. They all come from Ohio. Ohio is actually a really important state. Ohio is the birthplace of more presidents than any other state. Tony, what the fuck are you guys doing on Mondays? You're doing the fantasy football. Where was football invented, Chris? That's right. Canton fucking Ohio. Are you yelling at me or Tony right now? Tony.
Speaker: Oh, okay. I don't know. You said Chris. I was like, wait a minute. Ohio is actually, no, but like, it's very rare to have. The Wright brothers were from Ohio. Yeah. Ohio is the birthplace of aviation. As there was no aviation, Tony, you couldn't have been in air force working on airplanes. Well, here's the thing.
Speaker: I would've got trained by the aliens, damn, y 'all. No, but it's very rare for something to actually take place in Ohio, with the exception of stuff like Tommy Boy. Tommy Boy takes place in Ohio. If you look at elections and stuff like that for president, Ohio's a key state.
Speaker: Iowa. Ohio's also a lot of the most serial killers. Yeah, well that kind of puts everything in context. Or home or something like that. Tony, you're from New York. How many fucking movies feature New York? All of them, you know.
Speaker: movie anybody any movie that has Joe Pesci or anybody that's last name ends in an I or an A or an O is based in New York. You heard what I said. Anybody whose last name ends in a vowel. Like California, there's a ton of movies that take place in California, a ton of movies that take place in New York, Vegas, all that stuff. But for Ohio to be featured in a movie,
Speaker: people from Ohio are like, oh, look, oh, shit, something I recognize. Like, one of the greatest films of all time, and I will argue to the death that it is true, the Shawshank Redemption. The whole movie was filmed in Ohio. It was filmed in Ohio. It was based out of Maine, I think. Yeah, it was based out of Maine, but it was filmed in Ohio. Most of it was.
Speaker: But you see little things like that. I don't think it matters. I think it just depends. Whatever state you're from, because you notice little things when you're watching a movie. Because we used to do that when I lived in South Carolina. If you're watching a movie and somebody had South Carolina plates on their car in a movie or a TV show.
Speaker: And you go, oh, hey, that's a, you know, in, in, in supernatural, the primary license plate that they almost always had on, on, on Dean and Paula. Before we continue, Joanne, I didn't see you really. How are you doing? Kevin, what's happening? I didn't know it was her. Again, I was just looking because I saw it. That's my fault. Welcome to the Iron Homies. Is that Kevin? What's going on, Kevin?
Speaker: Thanks, buddy. I appreciate that. I'm excited for it. I can't wait. Oh, no, I can't wait. But you know, so, yeah, baby, the primary plate on that car was an Ohio plate. And every time we watched Supernatural, I noticed that I was watching it the other day and I was like, oh, look at that. I got Ohio plates on it. I'm OK with that.
Speaker: it's it's one of those i think it's i think it's a pride in the state as much as i rag on ohio and chris you and i both rag in ohio all the time when you see it on film it's kind of like i'm from there i don't know why i try not to tell people i'm from here i honestly i don't like tell people i'm from the states i'm just fucking stuck here for the time being
Speaker: Been a long time. Especially. It's only been like four years. I got a few more years. Once Cass graduates high school, man, I ain't looking back. I'm out the door. Hey, I know how that goes. I don't know where I would go next if I do leave. I'm going somewhere south and on the coast. That's all I know. I can go north and be on the coast. Maybe I'll move to Texas. And they'll change the name of Texas to Glick once I overrun that entire state.
Speaker: They're going to have a whole bunch of Glick signs that people can run over. Welcome to Glick. The Glick Cowboys. It'll say Glick, but it'll have a circle around it and a line through it, as in no Glick club. I'm taking over Texas.
Speaker: I'm the king of what is known as Texas that is now known as click. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and put my every dime I'll ever make on the fact that that'll never happen.
Speaker: Well, me moving to Texas or me taking over Texas? You taking over Texas. I can just, I'm going to go ahead and say that's a safe bet. It won't happen. Well, once I do take over Texas, the first order is to disconnect Mexico from Texas. So you can't come over. Get that saw like much money. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: What are you doing? I've been cutting Mexico off. They're going to be an island. Chris walking through Texas with us all stabbed in the ground. People were like, what is he doing? He thinks he's cutting Mexico off. Just leave him alone. Leave Forrest Gump alone. Let Forrest Gump do whatever he's doing. Hold on one second. Actually, we're going to actually get ready to take a real quick break.
Speaker: here in just a minute or two. I do have, if you gentlemen are ready, it is a new month. I do have a new deep dive for you guys. If we, if we get into it, into cryptids. What? Do you, do you trying to stay on point here tonight? Looking at the music wise, but yeah, so if we can get into, if we get into that, I got, I got cryptids for you.
Speaker: you've confused nonsensical nonsense with TKHS again Kevin Hawley the only guy who hosts the podcast that's three hours long that is two hours and 45 minutes of breaks in 15 minutes of Harambe jokes
Speaker: Pitching about COVID and Joe Biden. Although the picture Kevin posted the other day, I did lose it. I laughed my ass off. I don't know if you saw it, Chris. I'll tag you in it. I'll tag you in it when I say that. Because I was like, holy shit. Kevin knows I got nothing but love for him.
Speaker: Oh, I do too. I need to go back down there and see him so we can hang out and listen to Nickelback together again. And I can kick his ass in darts. I will say, I will give credit, you know, I had an absolute blast when I went down to Tampa and I had a ballstand with Kevin and that man can throw down on the kitchen. Man, he made breakfast for us. It was like two o 'clock in the morning. This fool was grilling steaks on the grill. I mean,
Speaker: I'm on my way. Pretty. Yeah. Yeah. Stakes of chicken on the grill. I'm bringing a look. Now I Kevin, let me know when you obviously not, you know, but let me know when you can come up. I'll bring you up, man. Yeah. He's got his show tonight coming up soon.
Speaker: I got to check. I think he does. Tony, Tony, you want to talk about a habitual locked out of Facebook? A habitual line crosser on Facebook?
Speaker: Kevin Hawley or Kevin Hawley or Kevin A. Hawley or Kevin. Or Kevin Hawley. Yeah, Kevin B. Hawley. Yeah, Kevin B. Hawley. This motherfucker's got so many. I do. I missed the shit out of you, Kevin. Did I add a ball that week?
Speaker: I had an absolute blast hanging out with you guys, especially getting to spend time with what's going on. That photo you just posted or tagged me in it so I can send or send it to Chris as well. The one with F J B and Hitler. Don't give me the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. But no, we are going to take a real quick break, guys. As I mentioned earlier, when I was talking about going to see Blacktop Mojo last night, we have
Speaker: Two new friends of the show. We'll say that. I'll go ahead and call them new friends of the show. First band I'm going to play is called Blend. Check them out on YouTube and social media at Blend 614. They're a group of young guys.
Speaker: I think they're super talented and they were fun to see live. Seeing them for the first time, I became a fan last night and I was listening to some of their music today and I became more of a fan. So I'm looking forward to promoting these guys. So go check them out, hit them up in the comments, follow them and let them know we sent you. Hopefully we'll get them on the show one night.
Speaker: And they come in here and hang out with us and shoot your shit with us. But like I said, I got Blend here with River of Thieves. They have a unique sound, one that I had not heard before. Kind of like a rock, funk -heavy metal sound. So it's a really cool sound. I think you guys, I think everybody's going to really, really like it.
Speaker: So we'll be back here in just a few minutes, and maybe we'll get into a new deep dive this month. We'll get into cryptids. If you want to know what cryptids are, shame on you.
Speaker: myself, won't you please deliver me to the river?
Speaker: I came to watch it turn I didn't come to save the world I came to watch it burn I don't know where we'll go I don't know what we could be There's more to this puzzle than the pieces that you see Forgive me, I can't help myself Won't you please deliver me to the real world
Speaker: I've heard it's best to forgive and to forget So I forgive myself and forget, forget, forget
Speaker: I need help myself, won't you please deliver me to the river
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Again, that wasn't good at all. That was Blend, guys. Hopefully you enjoyed it. Check them out, like I said, on all social media and on YouTube. Go give them some love at Blend 614. They are a local band out of Columbus. So you guys will be hearing more from them on the show as we go. Like I said, I really enjoyed what they did. You know, they were fun.
Speaker: a fun uh band to see last night so uh definitely check them out show them some love let them know we sent you also while you're at it don't forget to check us out on all social media
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Speaker: So I'm like, I'll get better as we go, I promise. We're about to be large, damn it. There'll be links in our social media and all that jazz, you know, like I said. But, you know, coming up, we'll be on there as well. So you guys can listen to us Wednesdays from five to eight, right before my buddy, my bad friend, little Kevin Hobbit. I mean, Kevin Holly.
Speaker: Way to treat your new partner. We will be on there just before him. So if you're hanging out on the IRN on Wednesdays and you're listening to the replay of our show, then stick around and hang out and listen to Kevin Ollie from 8 to 11. Check your pockets, boys. I don't know if you saw that language. Hold on, shit. Check your pockets because the 2004 quarter could be worth $2 ,000.
Speaker: The Wisconsin 2004 quarter. I sent you the link so you could read it. I didn't read it. I sent you the link. I've seen a quarter in months. I've sent his link already. I already sent it. Yeah, I sent him one too. I sent it to his emails. Or his email. But gentlemen. Yes, tell us about cryptids. Cryptids. Would you guys like to hear some stories about? Tell me a story, Claire.
Speaker: Just a story, huh? It is a new month, and we are rolling into spooky season. Actually, we're not rolling in. We are in the midst of spooky season. Yes. So I figured the deep dives the next couple months would be kind of spooky related. Scary, not necessarily scary. I don't know if you guys saw my new mask that I'm getting.
Speaker: No. It's just a giant hand that looks like this. It's just a big metal finger. I put it up on my Facebook. Are you ready to dive in to the unexplained? The unknown. The unsolved. Look at the truth behind some of our strangest mysteries. It's time for Glick's Deep Dives.
Speaker: Just like that, Jeff. Just like that. That's how I do, yeah. That's real funny. Glickville, Texas. Oh, I guess Hoss is moving to Glickville, Texas. Sometimes you got to, man. Sometimes... You got to. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you.
Speaker: I don't know what that was played for but
Speaker: No, I'm not. No, I'm not. That was me. That was I have control. But anyways, this month's this month's deep dive is a we're going to do some cryptids. We're going to we're going to dive into the world of creatures that may or may not exist. Okay. For those of you who don't know. Which you already did. Well, I'm I'm getting there. If you let me **** talk, I'll get there.
Speaker: Well, you know you say cryptid like 14 times. I haven't given a definition Listers are going now. They've switched off and they've gone on to Google. That's because you started talking And I was in the process of doing introduction to this month's deep dives for those of you who don't know cryptids are you know cryptids are an animal and
Speaker: such as the most well -known Bigfoot and Loch Ness Monster that has never been claimed or that has been claimed to exist but never proven. And this is actually a study in cryptozoology.
Speaker: Oh, I like that for a big. I wonder if you could get a degree in cryptozoology. That would be fun. Me or anybody. Yes, Jeff. Yes, Jeff. I'm saying, what college do you go to? Any college.
Speaker: I mean, like, you know, I like crypto, crypto is an actual career. No, I believe I'm just saying it's like, you know how, like, if you want to, if you want to become a lawyer, you go to Harvard because it's the best place to become a lawyer. So, like, what would be the best crypto zoology major? I don't know. That's my curiosity.
Speaker: that with that being said I am going to go ahead and start with probably before you do but before you do something is more podcasts in the house my man is I would love to see him in a Kevin get up here
Speaker: What up, y 'all? What's good? Continue. Give my man an applause. Give my man an applause, please. Let me get up here. Oh, OK. What up, y 'all? Just continue. Just continue. Give my man an applause. Give my man an applause, please. We got an echo. Check your mic and please finish. God, it feels good to be a part of this. I think we're good. If you're not doing anything here, just doing a show, please do your own thing. I insist. This isn't one of your fucking bullshit, random multicast shows.
Speaker: First of all, don't hit on my bullshit random multicast chills, because I have viewers just like you. It's like it started on your viewers, shall we? Anyways, before I was so rudely interrupted. You were properly interrupted. Trying to, I knew Deep Dive. Oh, I already knew. Yeah, I knew from Jump Street Smoke was.
Speaker: I have to I have to preemptively hit it because smoke will eventually say something racist But anyways, I Do want to jump into some cryptids with you guys, you know, sometimes I do like to bring something to the table Little thought provoking a little make you make you think you make you get your old thing
Speaker: Yeah, get your think boxes going, make you ask questions, make you wonder what the fuck I'm doing with my free time. Actually, at the end of the day, this is basically what it turns into. I was gonna say, this is what you do with your free time.
Speaker: Jeff's going to get put on a list because of his Google searches. I am put on a list because they're waiting for me to at any moment snap and go on a killing spree or, or just trick across country murdering or something. We're both on lists for two totally different reasons.
Speaker: Yes, but anyways, I do wanna jump into it. I wanna go ahead and start tonight. As I said, we're gonna do, I'm gonna redo this again. We're gonna do cryptids for the month of September. As I said, if you don't know what a cryptid is, basically they're a creature that has never been proven to exist, but people make lots and lots of claims that they do exist. And there's lots of evidence that they may or may not exist. But I wanna go ahead and start with probably three of the most famous, most well -known cryptids. We all know them.
Speaker: So we'll just go ahead and get them out of the way and be done with them. First one, we got Nessie herself, the Loch Ness Monster. So supposedly, I'm gonna say supposedly, there's gonna be a lot of air quotes and supposedly. So I can make Tony feel better because God forbid you say something on the way or not. But Nessie is from Scotland. She hails from Scotland.
Speaker: And she is a, uh, basically a, a big water creature. It looks like a dinosaur. All right. It all honestly, she looks like a big old long neck dinosaur in the pictures, right? Everybody's seen the land before time. No comment. She looks like the long mix. Easy, easy. Go ahead. Oh my gosh. What is long neck thing?
Speaker: Don't worry, I got that one on tap. I truly think that given the option, I would pull you guys and try to find her. Yeah, how about you just close some of your windows? But no, so as I said, the Loch Ness, she was found in Scotland in the Loch Ness Lake. Legend dates back to the sixth century, though. Was it that long?
Speaker: Yeah, when an Irish monk called Saint Columba is said to have confronted a water beast after it killed a man by dragging him underwater since there have been thousands of sightings of this creature in which, affectionately, people in the area and fans that travel to come and see her and everything like that, they've dubbed her Nessie since. Supposed photos of this monster are
Speaker: are frequently put forth to prove its existence, but most are inconclusively in many such as the famous Sargent's photo from, I believe it was 1933, the most famous Nessie picture. Everybody's seen it, everybody knows it, it's black and white, it's gray. Yeah, that's a black and white one. Yeah. But most of them have been revealed as hoaxes.
Speaker: Opinions differ on just what Nessie is. Some claiming she's a giant eel. Others said she could be a massive reptile or even a placiosaurus. Many expeditions have been mounted in search of the monster, but none of them have successfully in either proving or disproving its existence.
Speaker: So scientists basically, they just dismiss the whole Nessie thing and claim her to be just a fantasy. But Jeffrey, cryptozoologists and other believers argue that the lock, which has depths of over 700 feet, which I didn't know that the Loch Ness, that lake went down 700 feet. That lake is huge.
Speaker: Yeah. Could support such a massive creature, which they might be able to travel from the ocean to the lock via the underwater passage. Whatever the case is, the Loch Ness Monster and its enduring mystery have proven to be a multimillion dollar industry with countless tourists visiting the site each year. You covered everything I was going to say, because me and Brian were looking into it. Right. Over the holidays? Yeah, right.
Speaker: There actually is an entryway to the Baltic Sea or the North Sea. So she could have left. Yeah, which is something that, again, I like the whole idea of cryptids. I think it's a really cool subject. That's something that I've looked at, too, as well. And that's what people don't understand is that the nest or the lock or whatever you want to call it is essentially fed off of the ocean. Most waterways are. Most waterways are, right? Yeah.
Speaker: at the same time, right? The depths of the sea are kind of deep. So why do you just stay where you at? Probably has like a super, super, super underground cave that they do with some of the places. No, but on top of that, there's like a little locker, like a nursery. The Gulf of Mexico was pretty much a big nursery. Got you. So they could have come there, had the kids and left.
Speaker: Most people when they think of Loch Ness, not necessarily the monster, but the actual Loch is they think, oh, it's kind of small, but it's actually fucking huge. It's like a massive, I don't know if it says acreage or totally, but I would instantly guess minimum 12 acres, if not more. No, it's long. It's really not even like a base long. It's like a long, it's long.
Speaker: Looked at on the map. I was like damn. I realize it was this big. I'm sure they realize that deep holy shit And yeah, well, I would never guess it was 700 There is a water where that'll go but I think it's a North Sea or the Baltic Sea
Speaker: So she could leave that buff at any time. That's what you have to find. I don't know the result lately, but they have a picture of a squid that they found. And they measured it. They caught it on camera. And they measured the squid. And the tentacles are 25 feet long. And that's like one of the medium sized ones to say.
Speaker: Yeah, well, that's the thing, you know, like none of us knew that the lock was 700 feet deep. Right. But there's parts of our ocean that's so deep that has never been explored. Exactly. So you have no idea what I mean, there's creatures and organisms down there that you have nobody's ever seen or know of. Yeah, we don't have the means to go that far down. The only places that haven't been discovered or explored, I think.
Speaker: will be the areas around the poles. Every other part of the ocean. I just saw something about the poles, Tony. Maybe not. Some explorers dug a hole and put a camera. And the camera is three millimeters across. So it's not very clear. But they took it down. And they put it down. I think it's like four miles down.
Speaker: and through the ice like they drilled a hole and and they saw stuff that is thousands of years old they can't identify it because the camera is not clear enough yeah there's there's there's there's parts of of of the oceans regular oceans not every ocean is there are parts yeah
Speaker: that has never been explored because it's too deep. And I mean, I'm talking, I'm talking your Pacific and Atlantic Ocean. Regular, basic stuff. Exactly. I don't know if you've seen the... The Marianist Church, another country road trip, I apologize. The Marianist Church, they did reach the bottom where the camera was sown on. I think I have seen it. I have to find it. I think they reached the bottom of the Marianist Church, but that's seven miles deep. That is not...
Speaker: There's the one important reason of this. Those two are deeper than the Mariana strength. They don't even really talk about it. Right, but like even going down to the depth of Titanic. At Titanic depth. Yeah, I think it's like 5000 pounds per square inch. Yeah, the pressure is too hard, yeah.
Speaker: if you open the door in less than two seconds you're dead. I forget it. Yeah. Forget about it. Which is why I keep my little happy ass on land. Oh, pretty much. I ain't playing in the fucking shop. I hate to break it to gentlemen, but there's places on land that have never been explored.
Speaker: Let's move on shall we All right now you gonna have some fucking conversations to keep this shit up You really want to do this cuz I want to see I want to hear the next damn theory. I'm gonna hear the next
Speaker: Let's move on to the next one and I gotta wait 20 minutes for you to jackass Throw me into
Speaker: Two jackasses is a two jackasses. Three is a jackass. Are they on to the next one? Smoke. I see you, by the way. On to the next one, probably another one equally as famous in the States. Most well known you come on.
Speaker: I am here to say that big puts exist. Keeping it real.
Speaker: Yeah. So you guys all have heard the stories of the Bigfoots and everybody's heard some, somebody's cousins, brothers, uncles, nephews, sister has a Bigfoot story. I live in Bigfoot country, Ohio. Again, go back to Ohio. Ohio is Bigfoot country. That I did not know. We know we could see you. That I did not know. Did you also know that I'm a Sasquatch?
Speaker: For those that don't know, if you've been living under a rock your entire life, Bigfoot or Sasquatch is a bipedal ape -like creature that is alleged to inhabit the forests of the American Pacific Northwest. And they call him Bigfoot, obviously, because for obvious reasons, he has giant feet. Well, they're supposedly like eight foot tall, so they have enormous feet.
Speaker: the the creature is said to weigh more than up more than 500 pounds and stand anywhere from seven to ten feet tall no that i didn't know the um the uh wait wait for any second chris is going to say he's a i fight a fucking big fool i mean yeah and motherfuckers left me in an orphanage and
Speaker: I didn't grow up with a family, sons of bitches. I'm going to claim my birthright and claim my crown and my throne upon the kingdom of bigfoots. The legend of sasquatch dates all the way back to the Lummi Indian tribe who passed down stories of
Speaker: the tessa maka a maka way a maka we fair enough sorry a large brown haired ape creature that was said to stalk the forest uh the modern big fort the modern bigfoot story actually began in 1958 when a bulldozer operator in california discovered a number of huge footprints at one of his work sites the uh the associated press eventually picked up the story um
Speaker: about the fine and soon people around the country were searching for the Sasquatch and they have been ever since. Another breakthrough came in 67 when two men, Roger Patterson and Robert Gimlin
Speaker: claim that they had filmed the Bigfoot walking through the woods near Bluff Creek, California. Their footage, now known as the Patterson Gimlin film, which is, yeah, that famous footage that everybody's seen, it's real blurry, it's real pixelated, and it just shows Bigfoot lummoxing around, you know,
Speaker: It was pretty much you on the way to school at six years old. Basically, it could have been me, but you'll never catch me in California. You'd catch me in Texas before you catch me in California. I'm obviously that. You'll be way worried about that. You'll be in California. That's how we know it was you. California? No, that's not correct.
Speaker: Remains of the most famous evidence of the Bigfoot's existence, despite a later claim by a friend of Patterson's who said he had dressed up in the ape suit and the men that engine engineered a hoax. Really not the Sasquatch phenomenon has been a source of consistent debate and speculations for well over 50 years. But I mean, if you dive into it, you know, you have, you have similar stories of the, the Yowie in Australia.
Speaker: the urine in China, and it can be found across the world. So, but I mean, the Bigfoot stories, they date back, I mean, to Indian tribes in the late, you know, in the mid 1800s, 1900s, they go that far back. Some Indian tribes, some settlers, there's accounts of, quote unquote, large, hairy, ape -like creatures, specifically in the...
Speaker: Well, my thought behind that is the Native Americans really saw all these white men coming along like, let's scare the shit out of them. But they were telling stories and there's legends way before any settlers came over here.
Speaker: Yeah. White man wasn't that important. We didn't have to make him a folktale just to scare these white folks away. This happened to me. Don't over indicate the white man's value in ancient, ancient, ancient folktale history, God damn it. All right. They weren't that tall. I'm just saying. Actually, in all honesty, back then, no, the average height was was Jeff's height. Yeah.
Speaker: damn like I would be king because I'd be the tallest even even even dating back into you know 1900s that's why if you go into some of these houses some of these old ass houses that are 100 plus years old or whatever low ceilings you look at their architectural work you look at their door frames you look at everything like that because
Speaker: you know, humans will just say humans as a species have, have, I don't know if it's evolved or whatever it is, but we've, we've become bigger over the years. So even in the 1900s, the average size of a person wasn't that big. I lived in an, I used to live in a, in a super old house and it had the original, um, like doorways into the bedrooms and stuff. And I literally had to kind of turn at an angle to walk through the doorway.
Speaker: because they were, they were meant for smaller, smaller friends, smaller people. Doc Holliday was five, 10th. And it was concerned at all. Shit. Jeff used to live in a Jew. I think while Bill was like six to six three and he was a giant in the wild west. Well, the Bible four and a half feet tall. Oh, next story.
Speaker: Not David, but Goliath. I don't know. David Goliath. My co -worker wasn't there when David and Goliath fought. Yeah. Not L .F .A. They ain't got a name. They smoked. Dang. David and Goliath back in the day. Dang. That fucking show was something else.
Speaker: I'm a good look man. That show was something else. It was a good show. Can I find that on YouTube nowadays? Just curious. I bet. I'm sure everything is up there. That's what I thought. That's it? Yeah, you seven feet in the Bible. Ah. Yeah. Because everybody was short in the Bible days.
Speaker: Okay. Well, that's what she said. But Jesus. David, David to. Will a blessing go, damn it. All right, my bad. David, maybe five foot five. So David was only two inches taller than me. They're still fucking short.
Speaker: That's not like me going up against Chris. I'm going to put my money on Chris. That's if there's no slingshots involved, OK? Oh no, I'm going to fucking shock you. Are you going to smoke? Yup. Baby. You want to be kidding me, man.
Speaker: Good looking. You're gonna have on that later on tonight, man. Go ahead and lick my bad. Continue. On to the next creature. Jeffrey, this one's for you, buddy. Chupacabra. Oh, Chupacabra. Yeah. Chupacabra. Oh, Chupacabra.
Speaker: probably one of the most most well -known cryptids in popular culture. It has supposedly been spotted in the U .S., Latin America, and even Russia. Russia? He got a passport. The name
Speaker: Chupacabra literally translates into goat sucker because of, unlike Jeff, who we called him a goat sucker in high school, but for other reasons. But Chupacabra is supposed to be a method of attacking.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: That means animal eater technically, but it depends on the country you're from. I don't know if I was able to fight him.
Speaker: You know, I'm trying to, I'm trying to do a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a mildly serious. It's gone comedy, Tony. Get on board. I gotta, I gotta bring, I gotta bring, I gotta bring the money. He said you suck the goats. You know how loaded it is. He never claimed to be tall, man. You don't even have to look up.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: But they call the chupacabras. It translated into goat sucker because of its method of attacking animals. It literally sucks the blood out of them like a vampire. And their primary, you know, their primary source of quote unquote food are goats. That's horrible. Which means you don't really have to worry about the chupacabra unless you're a fucking goat.
Speaker: It's like curry go without the curry. Well, there have there have been there have been incidents of other attacks like cows and stuff like that. But when it first started to come about, it was noticed more goats. So, yeah, I lost my goats and goats and other other livestock. Basically, the Chupacabra was first spotted in Puerto Rico and in the early 90s and is said to be
Speaker: A reptilian, an appearance with a row of spines on his back with sharp fangs. Witnesses have claimed that the eyes glow red and it said that it leaves behind a distinct scent of sulfur. Victims of El Chupacabra, which have included cows, goats, chickens are typically found dead and drained of all blood, usually with fangs or puncture marks.
Speaker: somewhere on the body. The creatures have been blamed for the death of thousands of livestock around the world and unlike most cryptids a number of supposed chupacabras have even been killed and examined
Speaker: But nearly all have been determined to be dogs or coyotes with a severe case of mange. So yes, you know, I think it depends on the witness or whatever. Sometimes they do have like a reptilian look to them, but most of the time they are described as a medium ish sized dog.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Like a large large dog with mange large crazed wolf dog
Speaker: Because remember, once the dogs and the wolves and that type of thing, like, you know, like the same thing they say about the squirrels, like once they get poisoned or something like that, they start going crazy. Like they like they'll come out in the daytime and they'll just like, well, is this dude this crazy fuck walking towards a bunch of humans? Like, do they go crazy? Like, they start doing. Where them pretzels at? Where them pretzels at?
Speaker: Yeah. Well, and I mean, there's video footage from a, I think it was a police officer's dash cam of what they claim to be a Chupacabra. It's a super famous video. What they claim to be a Chupacabra and it looks like, like I said, it looks like a medium -ass dog just running down the road and the cop car is coming up behind it. And then it just kind of dips off and disappears.
Speaker: Sorry, you know, like the sulfur smell and stuff like that. They've, they've said like, you know, it's demonic or, you know.
Speaker: They gotta juice it up. They gotta make story interesting, man. If it's just a phrase, blog or a wolf mangy wolf, it doesn't sound as fun or exciting. It doesn't sound as scary. You gotta spank it up. People tell these stories and they wanna make it. I fought off a fuck in there. I don't know what it was. It was huge. It must've been interesting. They make it up as they go and it becomes myth and legend. Well, and yeah, exactly. A lot of these. With a grain of salt.
Speaker: a lot of these cryptids fall into the quote unquote urban legend category. That's what made the urban legends so hard last month because yeah, I knew a lot of them, but when you would go research stuff, it always brought you back to ghosts, which that's October or cryptids.
Speaker: Yeah. So to, to, to, to, to really lock in and pinpoint certain types of urban legends was, was, was kind of a pain in the ass, but you know, this is, we would just call this the cryptid slash urban legend continuation. I actually, I actually found out something I wanted to bring up.
Speaker: The other week we talked about Bloody Mary and, you know, if you stare into the mirror and stuff, apparently if you take just five minutes and stare in the mirror nonstop, your mind will start to play tricks on you. And it's basically the explanation of how Bloody Mary came about. Anybody look in the mirror for five minutes straight just staring, you're going to find some stupid shit.
Speaker: Exactly. That's the point. Your mind will start... Some people can't, and I know who you are. Two minutes is enough of them. Three things, all of that. You're gonna see me. Damn, I'm on my way. Here's the thing. When I do these deep dives, this is the problem. You get stuck on one thing, Jeffrey. When I was doing the urban legends, when I was doing the urban legends, I was doing the real story behind what became the urban legend.
Speaker: Nobody ever said anything about Bloody Mary being real. You cannot pin that swing set shit on me. Because Tony was just as curious about that swing set episode. I'm just saying, but you have locked in on the one thing that was a month ago. And it's still bothering you. And I was telling you the story behind Bloody Mary. I just saw the thing a couple of days ago. And I was like, oh, well, that kind of was pleasant.
Speaker: Let me see his swings, he gets triggered. Oh, he's absolutely triggered by swing. Can't drive by the park anymore. That'll fuck him up. Do they have a park in Mexico? Where the girl got hit by a swing by a truck? I told you, I told you what happened and you're still on it. I literally told you how it happened and you're still on it.
Speaker: I gave you the explanation. I gave you the reason why. It was very vague. And Tony and I both went, wait, what? It was supposed to be just a quick pass by into the story itself. You cannot ring a bell and say you didn't hear that. I can't. They smoked. He said Keira was going to swing and got hit by a truck. Me and Jeff were like, huh? And then he glosses over it like he didn't say it.
Speaker: Because it was a gloss over part of the actual story. If I wanted to do the story of the stupid little girl that got hit by a truck on a swing set, I would have been like, I'm not going to tell you about Lake Shawnee Park in Western India. I'm going to tell you about this dumb little girl that got hit by a truck. What's she doing? You see the big ass truck when she was sitting on a swing. I blame her. I don't blame the truck driver.
Speaker: I'm blaming the person that put the screens that day I got there. Oh, we're not going to blame the girl. I'm just going to see the truck. That's your fault. How do you miss the big ask? That's my question.
Speaker: the
Speaker: The mystery is where did where did the truck come from like the mystery is in the swing set end up in the same It was an amusement park in the 1920s stop right there In the concession stands, it's a mid delivery truck. I got it
Speaker: Makes sense now. I had no idea. I'm like, we're the girl. It was, it was one of those rides, you know, the swing ride where he said, I get it. I get it. Yeah. I get it now. It's like, so this gloss is over this. He's like, I guess hit by a truck. Because I was doing a deep dive on amusement parks. I was doing, I was doing amusement parks, abandoned amusement parks and their dark history. There you go.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: So I was explaining all the things that had happened on this property. And I wasn't going into detail about any of them. I was just, you know, there was the man who originally owned the property. His kids were killed by Indians, scalped. One kid was staked and burnt to death. But that's understandable. It was a gloss blast. You know, there's just a real quick brief glossing, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker: to get into the bigger story of the park leading to the park being abandoned, leading to the park being haunted, and everything else. And these two jackasses get stuck on the stupid little girl that was riding a goddamn swing. If we sat back and just listened to the story for what it was, Nissi would still be a Loch Ness. So in other words, we was investigating this as hard as everybody else. We can't figure out how to heal somebody's own swing, and you get hit by a truck. I didn't have the answer. I've been on a lot of swing sets.
Speaker: You gotta you gotta get there early with the delivery first
Speaker: I don't think she'd jump off the swing and lose. Swing real hard and fly in the air. She's on the bail swing. In the 1920s.
Speaker: when they were building parks and it wasn't a very big theme park and it wasn't a fucking swing set, you idiots. It's goddamn right.
Speaker: I'm done
Speaker: Bye!
Speaker: Again, I blame the little girl fucking dumbass little girl. That's why men are better than women. That's why men are better than women because they know boy going to swing into the side of a truck and get killed. Nobody jump off. He's smarter than that. Exactly. Kevin, you would have been safe if you made it up here. Superior.
Speaker: Is that a truck? Absolute insanity. It's the Wednesday night. It's the Wednesday night podcast. No, that's that's a little insanity. Come on, go ahead.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: I did the whole one, the one part in New York where the girl and her boyfriend got raped and got their heads beat in and you guys just... But that's easily explainable! That's just... That's explainable! I literally just got fired! He's a couple of those rapes and kills him! Understood!
Speaker: The kids getting scalped by the... I did the other story up in Rhode Island. I did the other story up in Rhode Island. Where the dad bashed his daughter's head and with a rock. Understand? Dude had a rock.
Speaker: Not hard to explain. This is going too far, guys. Let's bring it back. Let's get back. Let's get back to your kid's head, Jeff. Is that what it is? No, no, no. It's OK. I'm saying it depends on if somebody took the big piece of ticket or not.
Speaker: I'm just saying, according in the world of Jeff, the big taco, the last taco unnecessary little minor detail. You guys are still stuck on months later and I gave you the answer to. But that was still stuck on part of the story that didn't make people read the people in the park. Y 'all need your answers.
Speaker: No, but people are listening. I'm thinking the same thing. Like what the fuck crazy person sees couple rapes and kills. Understood. I got it. You know what? You just made me think of something else. What are the plants? The greatest instance of all time. This is real. He needs a green screen.
Speaker: We got to get him. So was he finished with his topics? I wanted, I wanted to bring this in. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. He, he, he just walked. Wait till he walks back in on set. Basically gets back live on stage.
Speaker: He's like, well, I got another one that we don't understand. No, based on what he did do. And for all of you who are watching us on the internet radio network, we want to thank y 'all. And yes, we will cut up this hard. Enjoy yourselves. Glick, I got a question. Did you finish up you guys for the most part for real?
Speaker: Yes, that's enough for deep dives tonight, yes. Okay, I want to elaborate on one of the ones you did do, honestly. No, absolutely, absolutely. Following the tiny... Hold on one second, hold on one second. I just want to elaborate on what you just said. I'm going to do like three, maybe four.
Speaker: And then afterwards we can, you know, we can go back. I'm going to tell you something, it's actually fun. When you watch this next, when you watch this hour of the broadcast next time, you're going to laugh your ass off at what you saw. That's the best part about it. However, you're going to do three or four. And I figured that based on one of the ones that you did do, I want to show this and I'm going to elaborate it again. I did this by following the footsteps of one tiny, less than a fingernail circumference foot wide Jeff Hawk off TikTok.
Speaker: You guys are really tall. Roll that beautiful bean. A lot of baby Chris has got little feet. How's it gonna be? Under the water. From the beach to the deepest part of the Mariana trench. Because he brought the Titanic and I brought the Mariana's trench. Right? I didn't know the Euroton was that damn deep. I didn't know the Euroton was that deep.
Speaker: That's like seriously deep. This is very fucking deep. I didn't know Lake Superior was that fucking deep. 147 meters. There's a tunnel that far down under there. Look at the camera, Jeff. I mean, look, pay attention. I can barely see this shit. Blink. I know, right?
Speaker: What? I made the whole screen full screen again. Look at that. So they're staying full of the Eiffel Tower. Yes. That would be these are things that are measuring the measurements. Right, measuring the depth. Okay. Okay. That's a real platform. That's how deep it is. Oil platforms is over 400 meters deep, 700 meters.
Speaker: Okay, so I'm not gonna vacation and swim there on the beach, basically. At all. The Caspian Sea. Look at that. The Arctic Ocean. Have most of the photos? Have most of the photos? So they've been to the Arctic, like you all see. Holy shit. I don't know if it's a real or not. It's pretty honest stretch. We haven't gotten there yet. It just took very honest stretch, didn't it? Didn't? I thought so.
Speaker: Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean. Look at the Caribbean
Speaker: So that's four, what did I say? 400 pounds per square inch. Pacific Ocean, oh shit. Bay of Bengal. The second time I've seen the Bay of Bengal. Mediterranean Sea, Atlantic Ocean. There it is. Oh shit, USS Johnston.
Speaker: This video shows the depth of different lakes and so like I said they did hit it but I think people need to acknowledge some of these
Speaker: Deep the depths that they've hit and they do it with sonar. I think they've done it with camera a couple of times. Well, mostly something like that. The deepest spot I saw there is 11 ,000 meters. That's 33 ,000 feet. Thank you very much. That is seriously deep. But guess what kicked my butt. They say there's a trench in Puerto Rico that's deeper than the Marianne's trench. Oh, shit.
Speaker: And they had an earthquake there not too long ago. Remember that earthquake that was in, I think it was one in Puerto Rico or Haiti. Right, right, right, right. In the past decade or two decades, they had one over there. I'm like, I never even heard of that place. Where the fuck they find a trench? I didn't think there was nothing over there. I knew a couple of guys that said, oh yeah, there's something down there. Oh shit. Now your chupacabra. This one. Well, I like this because people don't, oh hell no. I do not let no one look like that. I feel like a big ass fucking,
Speaker: But nobody knows what it looks like to be blessed. You think so? 5 ,280 feet in a mile. 5 ,280 feet, yeah. That was on Remember the Titans. Remember that shit? That was hilarious. Yeah. It kind of broke my heart, but it was funny as shit. How many feet are in a mile? Remember that smoke? How many feet are in a mile?
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: that the 11 ,000 feet, 11 ,000 meters, that is 6 .25 miles. Chris Tang, what up? I've heard seven miles, so I think I would debunk that just a moment. Yeah, now you'll see this seven miles deep, and I think it's seven plus. Holy shit. Now you also need to look at the Laurentian abyss is another one. I think that's in the North Atlantic.
Speaker: We're not just dummies, we be thinking about the shit we fuck up. We be diving deep.
Speaker: I just, I just, I can never look at Tony the same now knowing that, you know, I just randomly called those deep dives. And then I found out afterwards that that was the same thing that him and his brothers used to do on Saturday nights back in the day. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: You got a minute to dig it up and I'm going to
Speaker: Okay. Let's take this in. What up, man? We digging deep out here, man. We you caught us in the middle of a deep dive. Alright, watch this. What up, mother? We can we can we can come back to the deep dives and we can come back to this discussion but we gotta go. We're up against it. We gotta take a break. I'm done diving deep. We're gonna we're gonna keep it on the surface when we get better.
Speaker: Bring this shit back to the bring it back to this no more service was a Preacher class destroyer during World War two
Speaker: The one that ever heard of it. Yeah. I'm trying to find a job that was junk attached to black folks when they're born. We're going to take a real quick break. So go ahead and finish that search on that. And like I said, we can come back to it when we come back for break. But hopefully you guys enjoyed the show so far. The second band I seen last night was Rum Springer. We got some music by those guys tonight.
Speaker: I don't know if this video shows it, but the lead singer, this kid, Matt, is the reincarnation of fucking David Lee Roth. He was so awesome on stage last night. The kid was amazing. So go ahead and check out Rum Springer on YouTube and all social media at Rum Springer Live underscore live. Go show them some love, much like our guys blend. Go show them some love. Let them know we sent you and hopefully
Speaker: down the road. They will be joining us on the show. We'll be right back here in just a few minutes for the third and final hour. Hey man, does it get you guys are going to love that whole entire life. He's the man. He told me that he's got everything set up for this shoot. So it looks cool.
Speaker: So, as you guys are here, yeah, I got everything set up in here. I got, I got like lights, I got amps, I got your drums, I got pyro. All you gotta do is go out there and perform. I'll make sure everything goes perfect. Okay. Right? Sick. What, what could possibly go wrong? I told you, Ned, it's fucking Ned guy, bro. It's fucking Ned guy. Okay.
Speaker: Whoa, girl, you're looking, girl, you're looking so fine You're not gonna be right, life on my feet I see the records, it's a circus, it's a real shoe store I see the products coming all over me, oh yeah The bags coming all over me
Speaker: I just can't take no more Your looks tie me down on my knees But you're crazy, just ain't worth it to me It wipes the smile straight off of my face Oh yeah, the time has come to get you off my case
Speaker: It's all you're gonna need, you're welcome again All I know is that I would never leave you That I couldn't leave without you Never till I put you open your mouth Till I put you open your mouth
Speaker: I gotta do it, I gotta do Because I'm over you I just can't take anymore Kicking you out of my front door I'll put you straight back into your place Okay, the time has come to get you off my case
Speaker: Down on my knees On what you're crazy cause it wasn't to me He wiped his mouth straight off of my face Oh yeah this time has come to get ya Off my case Off my case Off my case
Speaker: Ooh. Not bad, not bad. Oh yeah, a little room spring out for you guys. Like I said, those guys were.
Speaker: I actually got to talk to the lead singer last night. As I said in the beginning of the show, unfortunately, I did not get to talk to or meet Blacktop Mojo, but that's okay. I did get to meet and talk to and kind of hang out with the two opening acts for a few minutes and whatnot. And of course, as I said, I go to a concert for a night out and have fun, yet I'm still working on this goddamn podcast.
Speaker: So of course I had to go network and everything like that. But I told, I told Matt that the lead singer there for, uh, for Rumspring that I did tell him, I said, dude, you, you are a hundred percent of reincarnation of, uh, uh, David Lee Roth. And, uh, he was digging that compliment. He really appreciated it and blew my mind when I was like, Hey, you know.
Speaker: I host a podcast. You guys are on YouTube. I'd love to pull some of your videos and play it on the show in that school. And he was like, Oh yeah, that'd be awesome. Like he was super excited, super static. So, you know, that kind of reaction was, was kind of cool. And as I said, down the road, I'm going to try to bring them on, but go ahead. And in the meantime, you guys go ahead and check them out.
Speaker: from springer live on YouTube and social media. Go show them some love. Listen to the rest of their stuff. They got a lot of good videos on there and last night they did a mash up of Beastie Boys and it was nice. Fucking awesome. It was awesome, dude. They did not do girls, but they had fight for your right. I want the way they walk. Why are you checking out our our new friends in the show?
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Speaker: Welcome back to the show. I'm Glick. I'm Glick. Shut up, Jeff. Shut the fuck up. Who feels the need to be front and center and needs attention? From the bathroom. We'll give him his attention in a minute. From the bathroom. From the bathroom. From the bathroom. From the bathroom.
Speaker: We got Tony D in the house, G -line earlier with the ghost sucker comment, grew from the front of his head all the way to the back of his head. And we got the one and only Ace World, AKA Smoke in the Building with us as he's becoming a familiar voice. You guys should know who he is by now, but welcome back to the show. Hopefully you guys are enjoying yourself. Jeffrey, are you ready for your attention that you need?
Speaker: Yes. Well, I have a correction from what I stated earlier. I found a chart. So the Titanic depth is 3 ,840 meters, which is 12 ,600 feet. The PSI per square inch at that depth is 5 ,470 .5. You're going to die. Yeah. But the Bismarck.
Speaker: The Bismarck is 4 ,785 .4 meters deep or 15 ,700 feet. The PSI at that point is 6 ,816 .5. And for the people who don't understand what he's saying, let's be clear.
Speaker: While you walk into planet Earth, the average PSI, the pressure that is against your body, I think it's what, 13 .4 inches per square inch or something like that? It's 13 .4 inches per square inch. So when you feel the breeze, that means the air pressure is tighter on you. When you get down there, it's just... If you go 50 feet deep in water, the PSI is 36 .4.
Speaker: and your head hurts. And half of you don't dive that deep. The rest of you don't swim in the pool that deep.
Speaker: brain hemorrhaging. Yes. The depth is 11 ,948 meters. I think when they, when they, uh, delivered the beer,
Speaker: The guy was drinking a few beers. Mr. George. Mr. George. He's drinking here. He'll get to the amusement park late. I'm sorry. He was driving the truck and he never had one too many. Blake was driving. Jeff was directing. It all went left. The PSO was on display. 16 ,997 pounds per square inch. You're going to die.
Speaker: Okay. I get it. That's what I said. That's what I was saying during that. There's parts of the ocean, oceans and stuff like that, that have not been explored because we have not been able to build the equipment or the machinery to withstand that pressurization. Well, the part of this week ago is Titanic. Yeah, exactly. So, you know, and that math that Tony put up,
Speaker: how many how many more places did it show outside of the Titanic? I just realized the numbers I just read off are fresh water salt water you got to add
Speaker: Forget it. Yeah, we already assault water forget it. What do we what do you mean? Yeah, the technology and the equipment is not there. So you will implode that you will Just to be just to be honest, I know when I look at this Laurentian abyss Let me see. What was it?
Speaker: Because the biggest thing is, do you think the Marianas Trench is the deepest? No, it isn't. And I was looking that up on purpose. It's the deepest we've been. Maybe. We've set a camera or a sonar or something like that. That's the deepest that we know of.
Speaker: The Laurentian Abyss is one of the deepest parts of the Earth's oceans at a depth of 6 ,000 meters, which is 20 ,000 feet. It is third only to Challenger Deep, which has a depth of about 11 ,000 meters, 36 ,000 feet, and the Puerto Rican trench. They don't even give a measurement on the Puerto Rican trench.
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: And that's known to mankind. That's known to man. Well, this was told to the masses when I say known to mankind, I mean, which is released means released to the public. Yes. I don't want to get I don't want to get deeper behind that. But I'll say no to the public or information released to the public as far as me and you know, we'll leave it at that.
Speaker: You know, that's well, you also got to remember, I mean, if you, if you, uh, add, and I think it's at a hundred pounds per square inch will literally make your finger disappear. Like if you, if you put your finger in a box and crank it down to a hundred PSI, you're basically crushing bones.
Speaker: Hey, if I put my finger in my girl's ass, it'll disappear. I'm just.
Speaker: The opinions of Sunday night smoke That was of the nonsensical nonsense podcast, but I just wanted to break conversation of the depth and just wanted to switch gears as we spent about 40 minutes on that shit already To make your finger disappear, okay
Speaker: Next topic, get a blick. The fuck did I just walk into? You know some shit, damn it. I'm talking to cash on Snapchat and I turn my mic off for a second. I come back and then all of a sudden I'm going to make your finger go make your finger disappear. When you put your finger, I guess what? Shines break like a diamond.
Speaker: God bless you. God bless you too. You're going to rock when I speak with your friends. You too. Me too. Oh shit.
Speaker: How you doing? My name's Glick. I host Nonsense Hold Nonsense. Did you know I'm a champ? Go ahead. I am the champ. I'm also Bigfoot. I'm also going to be the future king and ruler of the state formerly known as Texas that will now be known as Glick. But I am currently a Redneck and off PSA. I am currently posting new, three new job positions for three new co -hosts.
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: Gangster That was lovely that was lovely
Speaker: But you know, that's CM Punk, man. He don't hold back the punches. That's... You see you on Mayans? No, I don't watch. Who's character on Mayans? Oh my God. Yeah, CM Punk, absolutely. He must have been writing character in real life. Yeah, CM Punk is one of those wrestlers that he pulls the curtain back and he lets you see what's going on. And he don't care what anybody thinks because...
Speaker: because in his opinion, he's that damn good. And you know what, as a wrestler, he ain't wrong. As a UFC fighter or a cage fighter, yeah, stick with wrestling, you jackass. Because I actually fight in the cage, and I think I could take UCM Punk. Remember, wrestling is different. Yeah. No, that's why I said as a wrestler. Wrestling is the work, and UFC is real. As a wrestler, he's blue.
Speaker: Yeah. CM Punk fears as a wrestler. No, and CM Punk is absolutely one of the best in the game if right now. As a cage fighter, you should have stuck with wrestling and put some of them pipe bombs away. I'm just saying. You're right. I go up in there. If the price is right, anybody will do something that they clearly not if if if somebody wants to pay me, for example,
Speaker: $1 ,000 ,000 smoke to build a house. Amen. I never built a house before. We like we like the other work you did with you. We like your electric. We like the way you built a car. Amen. I build cars, not houses. Come on, man. We'll pay them in. Let's go. Hey, Jeff. Yeah, this house full of art. You pay me it up. That's smoke about your $7 billion question. See if he'll do it.
Speaker: Oh hell more pay me and if it doesn't work fuck you I got paid go for it Well that that brings up an interesting question I asked this to Chris and Tony and Tony opted out Chris said he would totally do it if No, I didn't I got him first and foremost. Well, you got picked up. Okay, but I was under so I must let me ask you
Speaker: Smoke, if Elon Musk walked up to you right now and said, I want you to suck my dick and I will give you $7 billion. No one ever has to know.
Speaker: would it be? Would you? For a minute. For one minute. No finish. You don't have to look him in the eyes. He didn't say that last time but but he didn't say that last time but as the conversation went on those were the one seven billion dollars tax free for one minute. You don't have to look him in the eyes and hopefully he doesn't finish but
Speaker: I Blindfold him and send my side bitch in
Speaker: No, it has to be you. No, you have to do it. It has to be your mouth. In his dick, one whole minute, for $7 billion, it's never going to be brought up again between you and him, anyways, although we will never let you live it down. I will let you live it down, because as Ted DiBiase said back in the day, Smoke, everybody has a price. So I can pretend like it never happened for a price, Mr. $7 billion.
Speaker: I'm not going to say this for myself, but is this funny that you mentioned that? Because Jamie Foxx once said, hey, man, they can relocate. But me, myself, I think I'm because I couldn't live it down, man. I think I'm just going to live off six figures, man. I'm going to live off six figures and just be regular. I hate to say it because all the people, all the people that I that I would end up giving the money to actually didn't have to suck the dick to get the money. OK. Why are you giving the money?
Speaker: that amount of money in your fucking lifetime, dude. You got to fucking give that money away. You just got to pay that money off. You just got to pay me off. So I don't tell anybody because nobody would know. My price is seven billion.
Speaker: The only ones who would know, the only ones who would know would be us, the four of us. Us, the four of us. And we're all sworn to secrecy. Or am I? Well. We have the right price of sworn to secrecy. One billion dollar smoke.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: That was last week's dream but
Speaker: I had a dream about winning a seven billion dollar fucking jackpot
Speaker: No, I was I was I was undecided like I don't know I was weighing the options like, you know everything and I was like, I don't know and then Jody was like you better stop that fucking dick I'm in
Speaker: I was, I was, I was pimped out. Don't tell the world how they got their money, even though it doesn't matter. My dad wouldn't matter to them. You can look through your phone and find 45 checks right now. That'll suck your dick for free.
Speaker: Thanks. So you're not going to suck a dick for one minute. Well, I'm not a chick. That's the whole thing. I'm not a chick. So that's a good million dollars. Seven million dollars. You can identify as a chick for a minute.
Speaker: He is trying to convince you really hard. You know, he's suck. Yeah. Like, why are you trying to convince me to do something? I said, I'm not. I'm the only ones like, oh, fuck yeah. I'm in. I'm never going to get the money. What are you going to do with the money? Let me ask you.
Speaker: You're not gonna share the money to the people that was sworn to secrecy suck the dick for the money in other words You're gonna suck his dick and not pay us is what you're saying Jeff No No, it's one of secrecy so you got to pay us off damn it I'll take a million to not tell anybody that you suck this dick for a billion and I'm still happy Okay
Speaker: How about that? Is that a good deal? I want. I want nobody. Yes. Where was that? I want my I want my husband's status back. If you get seven million dollars. I wish you were my wife. Take me back. Take me back. Let's go back. Let's go back to where we used to be. You can change. You can change, Jeff. I know you can. I should be a little bit. You know, I should be a little bit a little bit better and more accepting of who you are.
Speaker: Because if someone comes around with another billion to ask him to suck another
Speaker: I won't tell nobody. That actually reminds me of the other question that I asked the boys the other day. Oh, shit. Here we go again. Oh, Lord have mercy. I'm sorry. This was really hard. I still don't have an answer to this one. This is my phone. I apologize. So here's the question, Smoke. Go for it. You have two choices. One of two choices. You have to pick one. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: You can A, watch your parents every day have sex, or point in once to make it stop.
Speaker: Watch them every day because they're both deceased, God damn it, so it's impossible.
Speaker: Oh man. See smoke. See smoke had a way out. I had a way out because I'm an orphan. I'm an orphan. You two are the only one left with a tough decision. Yeah, you fuckers figure this out. Let's go out and have a beer. Fuck these assholes. Let these guys figure this out. They're either watching their parents have sex or they're fucking their parents. Let's go out and have a beer. We've been back on tatter than all the smoke clears.
Speaker: Damn it. Man, if I ever... Man, if I ever got so happy to be an orphanage girl, like all over the place. Please, sir, I have some moat. I'm hungry. Can I have a black heat? I'm a little bit cold. I don't do accents or impersonations, so that was a terrible presentation. And you're British, and you don't like it. Suck my dick. We already beat your ass once.
Speaker: And we throw your tea in the Boston Harbor. How do you like that? Take that, take that, take that. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. And gave him a tea bag to go. I gave those motherfuckers a tea bag to go. That was the they decided to bring a few female cheerleaders along. I gave them some tea. America, want to know when revolution war ends.
Speaker: Take this back over to these witches, sweetie. It's like chocolate.
Speaker: And I saw this the other day, I saw this the other day. You and your questions. Name a movie, take a movie, any movie, and it has to, like, hold on, let me, I got to figure out how it was worded. Ah, set this shit up right back there. It's, okay, so. Be prepared. Name a normal movie that it would be odd for a sex scene to be in. Toy Story.
Speaker: I gotta say, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. That's gotta be Willy. Really? That would be the thing that disturbed me. That was the thing that was just going at it? That's creepy. If they put a sex scene in Willy Wonka, that's what would bother you? No, I'm not saying it's bother me. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. I've seen that movie. Sex is pretty good. Pinocchio.
Speaker: seen that movie too. G .I. Joe. Seen that movie too. G .I. Joe. Tony, by the way, there is a... I don't know if you've heard of Rule 34. You know what Rule 34 is, Tony? Vengeance in Game. Seen that movie too. Seen that movie. But everybody wants a happy ending. Um, especially Tony. No, Rule 33!
Speaker: There's a concept out there ie a movie out there it's been made into a I want to go back to your question though. I want to go back to your question though. I
Speaker: A movie, what'd you say? A movie that would be weird or? It would be weird to have a sex scene in it. So like, like I said, just the kids walk through Willy Wonka's and then the next thing you know, there's a sex scene. Yeah, I'm still, yeah, that would be the least weird thing about that movie for me. Really Armageddon or Bruce Willis? Independence Day.
Speaker: Alien predator, especially brother the holy shit
Speaker: Excellent movie. Excellent movie. I think there might be a I think there might have been some kind of that weird that weird in that movie. It wouldn't be that terrible movie, by the way. OK, Star Wars. Two lightsabers singing. Who did that with the sister? Who did that with the sister? That's about as sexy as you want to get. That's false. Yum, yum, yum, yum.
Speaker: somebody could have been in HR for that. May the Forks be with you. Get it?
Speaker: We're going to have to call people on this one. You're my sister. You're my sister. You're my sister. You're my sister. You're my sister. I'm your sister. I'm your sister. That's fucking dope. Horrible. We're going to get banned after this. We're going to have to delete this one. This is going to focus too much. I'm going to delete it. Indiana Jones in the Lost Ark.
Speaker: that weird he had a romance with what's her face no but when he opened when the guy with the little glasses with the the the fucking uh the the what's the name dude when he opened it up in in the in the light shined like the shining light of it have you seen the biggest plot problem with that if you rewatch the ended the first Indiana Jones movie
Speaker: Technically everything would have been fine if Indiana Jones would just fucking stay at home That's half the movies is better Yeah, if he would have just never round and just just laid low Stayed home and called a day because as soon as some boys open up that case everything burnt their faces So he could have just like fuck it. Let him deal sound like the moment shit. I
Speaker: Nah, the mummy without Brandon Frazier, the mummy would have been a dog shit movie. By the way, I don't know smoke. I don't know if you saw, uh, Brandon Frazier got that seven minute standing ovation, uh, at the first showing of, uh, the movie whale. Oh, really? Okay. He got a seven minute standing ovation brought him to tears.
Speaker: hmm i had a seven -minute bj that bought me the tears once but who's asking
Speaker: or standing ovation
Speaker: Well, apparently, you know, he did mommy and stuff his career went downhill.
Speaker: and and he was basically blacklisted for a while and you know now he's back he's very grateful about it and like during the standing ovation you could see the man is like i fucking truly appreciate it he's he's uh he really can't get it's a hard it's a hard job for him to get past what he did in the mummy and the mummy returns because journey to the center of earth was trash i liked it
Speaker: Okay. God damn it. That's all that matters. Yeah. But you gotta remember the reason why he was black is because he did such dog shit movies. That movie with him and the animals. Fuck you. That movie is priceless. I love that movie. Not according to Hollywood because if everyone loved it, he wouldn't be blacklisted. That was his first movie though, wasn't it?
Speaker: I don't know. But if you lay enough eggs sooner or later, you're going to get a dozen and then I'm just go bad. No, but I was in that movie. It was his first movie. When this first movie was a single man, I think, you know, man. Yeah. Go for that kid. You guys have access to the Internet. Nineteen ninety two. No, it wasn't his first movie. School ties. School ties. Yeah, I will not.
Speaker: Oh, that's Canadian. Oh, son of a bitch. It's from Bedford, New York. Depending. That may have just been his mailing address. Give me a mailing address in Brooklyn somewhere.
Speaker: Open up my mail School ties 1992 But dazzled should have been one of his better movies that is a really actually good movie It's a little bit
Speaker: Uh, airheads, he didn't do a lot. I am not, I am not going to lie. The dude's got a decent movie repertoire man. Elizabeth Hurley. Whew. When I was younger man alive. She is. Okay. She was so damn hot back in the day. Like she had like a, she had like a
Speaker: like a dirty hotness to her. Elizabeth who? You watch her Elizabeth. You place the devil. You gotta go to the trailer park, bro. I'm just saying. You gotta go to the lower east side. I'm just saying. Hey, man. First, before the session and back up, you're good, bro. You know what I'm
Speaker: She was she was she was she was she was I'm not saying like Elizabeth. She was she was
Speaker: a naturally good -looking woman. Naturally dirty, good -looking woman. But there's some roles where it was like, I am, and she's like, like, but that's what it was like, oh, you're kind of dirty. And whatever. I'm not a big fan of that. I'm not a big fan of the English accent, but I did like her. She's the kind of chick that you look sweet, but you're not sure if you want to take her home and meet the parents.
Speaker: Yeah, but it was like a weird phase because I grew out of like out of Elizabeth Hurley pretty quick like this We go in there today daddy, oh Absolutely, absolutely. It was when I was younger. I mean I was 7 16 17 18
Speaker: Could you actually put those two words together dirty sexy
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Let's say sleazy because sleazy is more of a dirty sex combined There's their words that are meant to put both of them together like slutty trash You guys had freaky dicky
Speaker: We've been through that we've been through that we've been through that we've been through that we've been through that we've been
Speaker: oh okay a little too much you know a little too much
Speaker: Now it's trailer park trash is trailer park technically one word or trailer Okay, so it's two words. Okay? It's one word. It's like good rap Grammatically not grammatically no grammatically Part of the country you're from Okay
Speaker: It's like Ebonics. It makes sense. You're being ridiculous right now, Tony. I'm fixing to make a sandwich. So it's the same thing. Go ahead, Jeff. I'm sorry. I was just saying like Iggy Azalea is that kind of trashy sexy.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: predominantly all women. Like I only had sisters. I don't have, well, I have a broster now, but I had all sisters and pretty much all my cousins were women. And I can attest for some of the things that I've heard women say about men and y 'all just as much as dogs as we are. I'm just saying. You can't. Stop that. Stop caving to the womanhood, man. Don't ever cave to the womanhood because they're going to take every opportunity.
Speaker: They can the shit on you. I know some women that I grew up with that would come up in here and talk just the same about men as we talk. Absolutely. That's what I question.
Speaker: Let me, let me interrupt you guys for a second. What's the word that you guys are Google addicts and you guys are in front of it? Cause I heard the word earlier, but I forgot it. It begins with an M it's the opposite of misogynist. Google that shit.
Speaker: It's an actual word for the opposite of misogyny. That's, you know, that it's the, it's the, it's the version of females being this way about men.
Speaker: You're late. It's Miss Andrea. There you go, baby. Thank you, Jeff. Okay. So don't use the other word in because that seems like you capping for the other folks that are not on your side.
Speaker: Let's ban that word let's ban that word from this I'm just Don't use that word let's avoid words out here, you know what I'm saying? Trust me
Speaker: Let's go. I would like to direct you to the bottom left hand corner of Tony's screen, if you will.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: The man laws we gotta just you know what it is because we live in the world right now We gotta be careful and we gotta protect ourselves That's what I'm saying we got to be careful we live in the world now It's weird like it's weird. It's like we're living in bizarro land now
Speaker: Some snowflake, he can't go on pissing guys. He fired because he misgendered him. Think about it, because now you can identify as what you want right now. So I can switch it up.
Speaker: Let's switch up. You know what? Let's switch up until what's today, Wednesday. You know what? Let's switch into Sunday. Me and Tony D are going to be white guys and Glick and Jeff into Sunday. You're going to identify. I want to run your white privilege and see how far I can advance my life until Saturday.
Speaker: Actually Jeff can capitalize more being black in Atlanta or in Georgia than you can being white in Mexico. So you're fucked. But I'm going to drive this American way. Light skin with a Hispanic or with a Latin accent. Ooh, man. Six foot two. Light skinned in with a Hispanic accent.
Speaker: You take the white Mexican shit
Speaker: Don't worry, don't worry. I'm just going to try to buy some shit and take out maybe apply for a job or two. I'm just going to spend the entire week with my shirt lifted up because apparently that's what
Speaker: Hey man, if you catch me on the big hill, it's me and Black. I'm going to smoke a toner like, well, that didn't work out as well as we played.
Speaker: They didn't put me in a big group. It put me in a forest some fucking where with the beauty folks. You don't have a beard. You don't have a long beard. He got his own TV show. He got his own, he got his own Sirius XM radio show. This should now work out as we play it. How does ClickBeamBlack work out so well for him?
Speaker: I don't want to be white anymore. I don't want to be white no more.
Speaker: What is the sound of one -handed clapping? Tony D, I'm tired of these goddamn tacos. Fuck that. I'd rather be white than you instead of in Mexico. I'm going to go to my beef briskets in Nathan's.
Speaker: God damn it, I need an entire nation. You know what I'm saying? So it's all love, man. I don't even remember that movie. What was that movie with? Was it John Travolta and what's his? No, God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait. John Travolta, Harry Belafonte, white man's burden. White man's burden. Tony D on point.
Speaker: The movie was about like old rovers running America and the white folks with the West's names, you know, it's almost like some reverse reverse shit.
Speaker: Yeah, give white folks to be like, God damn, why these white folks always picking on us? Shit, you got all the money and shit, leave us alone. It was a crazy movie, like they pulled up. Shit was wild. So I recommend White Man Burden, check that movie out on Black Man, whatever the fuck it was.
Speaker: That was a classic man
Speaker: I talked about that movie a lot. Most people never saw it. They barely advertised it. I just heard it before. Yeah, they didn't really talk about it because they switched the roles. Yeah, not like that. It was awesome seeing John Travolta as a bad guy for once.
Speaker: That was a crazy movie. You're talking about face -off Tony D's talking about white man's burden. We're talking about Yeah, but I'm just saying that movie never took the fuck off because white America was like fuck you man, we can pay movies was probably seven dollars
Speaker: I wouldn't pay $200 to be a nigga in a movie theater for two hours
Speaker: America said Okay, they're like prove it
Speaker: Let's see. Can I just put my hand in front of the camera? Let me give you a live. Let me give you a black. Listen to Jeff's voice. We're going to give you a black. Black. Let's give him a black hand. Most giving you all the exclusive. Give me a black. Give me a black hand. I tried to put the camera on.
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: I would like to apologize for the actions of Jeff and
Speaker: He's me going to be acting up. Be careful walking me around. That's all I gotta say. Be careful watching me around. I mean, there's nothing really to it. Chapter, chapter 45 and reasons why Glick drinks. It's just going to be titled Smoke and Jeff. Friends like this. Keep me drinking. This should be good.
Speaker: Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, good man.
Speaker: Gentlemen, I hate to do it because we do have so much fun on here and we are kind of getting, you know, we're, we're all full throttle. We are in gear and everything like that. Wednesday night shows we do have to tighten up and keep it three hours. Let's go.
Speaker: So I do want to go ahead and I don't want to, but I need to. Yes. No, it's Wednesday nights. This is, this is going to be replayed on the iron and stuff like that. We are that way. I got to start tightening them up Mondays and Saturdays. It's a free for all fucking. I guess I don't want to. I have to
Speaker: I didn't mean to turn into the last hour. So, you know, it's always good. And then the last hour just kind of, we just, we just freestyle the last hour. Yeah. So, but, um, I apologize for anything. It's fun. I just, you know, I'm not apologize. I'm saying we get silly. Yeah. No, it just gotta, just gotta tighten it up and wrap it up so that it fits into our three hour time slot that we have coming up. Let's go.
Speaker: because that was one of the things that we talked about. But oh my goodness gracious. Let it all out baby. Let it out. Oh my gosh. We do appreciate y 'all hanging out. We appreciate y 'all listening and hopefully you guys enjoyed the show.
Speaker: Oh, tune in Saturday night for a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense. Go ahead and join us on YouTube and Twitch. I don't even want to know Jeff. In the meantime. This show may not qualify for the new platform. I'm sorry. We're going to have to talk for a scratch. This is, this is going to qualify.
Speaker: The great thing about it, sometime in the second and or third hour of the Kevin Hawley show, I'm calling in tonight. So actually, if you guys are listening to this, if you're hanging out or even you three, I recommend jump on Facebook or Twitch or whatever and go follow the Kevin Hawley show. He's live right now for the next couple of hours. And, uh, you know, go, go say hi to him. Go show him some love. That's my guy. I love the dude to death, even though he's a little weird.
Speaker: Yes, very much so. But we do appreciate y 'all hanging out with us. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show. We are going to end the show with our guys in Blacktop Mojo. And why not? Let's do this. It is Wednesday. So Wednesday is kind of a fair game. I usually play one or two songs. I'm going to play this one. Got a little Blacktop Mojo for you here.
Speaker: with their cover of Hunger Strike with Small Town Titans. So go check out Black Top Mojo. They're amazing. And if you get a chance to see them in concert, God damn it, fucking go. Because I went last night and it was awesome. But check out Black Top Mojo on all their social media or all their new stream music at Black Top Mojo. Go show them some love. Let them know we sent you.
Speaker: And we got a little hunger strike for you. We'll be back after this with a little Loosey Words. I don't mind stealing bread from the miles a decade ends.
Speaker: But I can't fit on the file unless my cup's already overfilled But it's on the table, the fire is cooking And the filing babies, the slaves are all working
Speaker: Blood is on the table, the miles are all choking And I'm going hungry
Speaker: Blood is on the table, the fire is cooking And the farming babies, the slaves are all working Blood is on the table, the mouths are
Speaker: I'm going up
Speaker: Yeah, that's how you wrap up a show right there with our boys in Blacktop Mojo. Again, check out all social media wherever you stream music at Blacktop Mojo. Go show them some love. Don't forget to check us out on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Go to TikTok, you can get your words of wisdom.
Speaker: from this guy, because these other three guys don't want to get involved. But if you can join us live on YouTube and Twitch every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday at 6 p .m. And don't forget, if you can't join us live, you can hang out and listen. Anytime you'd like on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts at, nonsensical nonsense, give us a follow, give us a like, give us a listen, and give us a share if you'd be so kind, because sharing is caring, as Jeff says. That's great.
Speaker: No, I don't know. Scaring is caring until it comes to your wife. Thank you. Oh, that's awesome.
Speaker: That's optional. I know. I said that is one of the things I 100 % agree with you with. Sharing is caring. Absolutely. But we appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all. Let's share that, you know. Yeah, that's what I was waiting to do. Who are we to judge? Jeffrey, what these sons of bitches. Actually, that's not your line. Jeffrey, what would you like to tell these motherfuckers? Adduces. Tony D. Fifty shades of Tony.
Speaker: What do some bitches know? I'm a very busy man.
Speaker: This is awesome. Nothing went off. Nothing went crazy. Shut the fuck up. I'm talking. Smoke, good to see you. Jeff, we was chilling. Cam, bring your ass on camera. Chris Technician, appreciate you coming, dude. Bust a rubber, what's happening? Kevin, we're going to catch up. Don't you worry about a damn thing. We're going to do this for real. But we're the foremost in here. Everybody out there got a problem with us. Motherhead, you're not a major motherfucker, god damn it. We have been here. How did you blow us? Oh, you already know smoke.
Speaker: Go ahead and give him some wisdom. Some wisdom in there. Oh, I saw this. By the way, smoke is black. Oh, OK. I can't. Thanks for having me. Once again, click Jeff. Tony D. Shout out to everybody in the chat. Please like, share, subscribe. Send a nice smoke podcast. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, baby. You got that right. Oh, I see the notification up there. We got 30 minutes.
Speaker: What are you talking about? Oh, yeah, that's coming later. That's pre -recorded. Go for it, Blake. Go for it. Yeah, no, smoke your head. Don't worry. No apologies needed. With that being said, but be good. Or be good at it. Or be better than us, at least, because you can't really. You heard? All right, and I'm the champ. Duh. I'm the full champ. I remember that. You're duh, chump. And I'm the champ.
Speaker: You are in the way. How about that? God damn it. Show some of the seats. Let's see their goal, man. Goodbye. You got
