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Speaker: What is going on everybody? Welcome to yet another Wednesday night full of nonsensical nonsense all up in your ear holes giving you ear gasms I'm Glick as always
Speaker: Hanging out with Jeffrey. How you doing tonight, sir? How you doing? Excellent. Nice. And of course, we got the big dog, the one and only Michael.
Speaker: What's going on, brother? How you doing, man? Nothing much, brother. Just. Hey, look at that. We can hear you. We can hear you. We can see you. You got the computer all set up. Yeah. You hear you nicely. Awesome. Awesome. So you got the laptop working, I see. Got the laptop working. Nice. I do have a microphone. Yes. Nice. You do. You just don't have the deep voice that I possess.
Speaker: If that's what you want to believe, it's okay. What's going on, Mark? How you doing, brother? Anyways, as I said, yeah. Yeah, what's your ring light? I have a stinking ring light around the freaking camera. Let's be brighter than that. It's the problem. The problem is I'm in a basement. I'm in my dungeon.
Speaker: And I also have the cheapest laptop that I could get, about $200 worth. Hey, I've been there. Definitely get what you pay for. My laptop was less than $100. I don't know what the hell you're talking about. How is it the brokest one of the three of us has the most expensive computer? I don't know. I might give him a run for his money as far as being the brokest one.
Speaker: You're fine don't worry about it Mike. Yeah, what's with the volume? What's wrong with what volume? Well, I'm trying to I'm trying to Learn how this there's supposed to be a mute button on this damn thing. I
Speaker: Yeah, the mute button won't work, but you might have a volume control on it where you can turn the volume up and down. I have to play with mine from time to time. But yeah, as I said, welcome to the show, guys. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on social media at Nonsense School Nonsense on Facebook.
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Speaker: So can I ask you something real quick? He wants to know if we can toss your salad like you guys were in prison. All of you use tatting. Yeah, right? Turn your volume up, tatted.
Speaker: Turn your volume up. I'm not even sure if he actually bought a new one. I know he's on 100 % disability now. From this accident? Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. Hey, Tina. How are you doing? Mandy, thank you for the... Mandy, thank you for the follow. Appreciate it.
Speaker: Was gonna say something and I completely lost my my my my train of thought moderator only who the fuck do we have moderators? Maybe just subscribe to us and why is it hid? It's in the it's in the comments
Speaker: Are we declaring a new campaign tonight? That is a good question. I guess we can go ahead and jump into that real quick, because I completely lost my train of thought I was going to say something. Well, let me go ahead and run over the list. Yeah, go ahead, Chris. Little words of wisdom, a little bit of advice, a little helpful tips for advice. Oh, yes. Let's do that real quick. What are the words of wisdom?
Speaker: I remember to do it. I remember to do it. You said you're going to give it to me? Well, I have something. I have something if you don't have anything. I have something. Yes. So Michael, if you don't have anything, Chris will do it for you. And now it is time for Big Dog's words of wisdom. Wisdom. We by words are subconscious.
Speaker: Yeah, that's going to have to be changed. Thank you. Not even approved. You just take it apart yourself. It has to be approved by the group, sir. That's how we're doing things, though. Well, I have something I have to tell you boys effective next week. So.
Speaker: I've been trying to talk to you assholes all week. Well, unfortunately, as I said, I said, I have been, it's been a crazy week at work. Anyways, Michael, what are your words of wisdom and your helpful tips and advice for everybody listening? Safety rules allow stupid people to live longer. That's it. That's all I got. This is very true.
Speaker: That's a real, here's your sign moment. Like the warning label on a back of the timing belt. Please stop the motor first. You should use common sense, and if you feel like you need to wear a helmet while riding a motorcycle, you should do that. But it shouldn't be a law. Oh no, I think it should never be a law. If it's a law, I have to wear a fucking seat belt? It should be a law, you know?
Speaker: You should definitely wear a helmet. Make your kids wear that shit. Agree to disagree, but okay. That was a nice first effort, Michael. I like that you brought facts to the table. I was gonna say something along the lines of, don't ever settle in life. And if you have the opportunity for an upgrade, always take the upgrade. Nice, I like that. And don't downgrade and think you upgrade.
Speaker: I actually do have some words of wisdom, but I will save it for Saturday because I want to write it down. Mike's words of wisdom. If the bottle says do not drink, you will die. Do not drink that bottle. Those are Mike's words of wisdom. I was actually going to elaborate on my morning snap that I sent out Monday.
Speaker: The fucking novel that I contemplated throwing myself off the roof of before I read it all. That's not what I said with me. That's not what you said when I said it.
Speaker: I don't remember, I don't think I said anything. I think I blacked out trying to read it all. No, you didn't. I was like, what the hell is it? I should send, what I should do is I should send 57 staffs later. The more complicated messages to everybody and just use small words for you. Yes, yes, that's exactly.
Speaker: Just because you can copy a dictionary doesn't mean you should. Yes, read small words, small sentences, short and sweet to the point. I have the attention span of a goldfish. Wait, what are we talking about?
Speaker: You know that when you hit the glass, it's more fun, more than you do it. Well, on to the starting five. Before we find out who the winner is, let me go ahead and recap. You like those, baby? So we had the starting five snaps, snacks,
Speaker: for watching a movie. Chris had Doritos nacho cheese, Airheads, Starburst's original flavor, King -sized Snickers, Club Crackers, and Colby Jack cheese. Michael had popcorn with extra butter, gummy bears, or gummy food in general. Soft butter with pork rinds. Still don't agree with pork rinds. Yeah, right, blazin'? King -sized Reese's, Fast Break.
Speaker: Pepper Jack cheese and summer sausage. And I had Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, Sour Patch Kids, Peanut M &Ms, Nestle Crunch ice cream, and nachos with jalapenos. And of course, Tony D threw in his little extras with Mike and Ikes, Hot Tamales, white cheddar Doritos, which still sound good. And I meant those with runts. And our winner is... Here's the thing, boys.
Speaker: Tony got two votes.
Speaker: Tony got two. Tony can only get a second place. Yeah, I know. Mike got four votes. What? I'm surprised I got that many. Well, you kind of... Yeah, well, I was going to say, you kind of shot... Well, the pork rinds really fucking punched you. Yeah. I blame my Southern upbringing for the pork rinds. Yeah, that is a real piggly, wiggly kind of thing. So, we found ourselves in a unique situation.
Speaker: Quite the conundrum, if you will. The conundrum. Because Jeffrey had a very good list. Does Glitz have to cheat again to win? I had a very good list. I didn't have to cheat. I have never needed to cheat to win. I had a very good list. Calm down, Jill Biden. Jeffrey, you received 10 votes. Wow. Yes. I'm impressed. Well deserved. Well deserved. I'm impressed with that. I also received 10 votes. Ooh. So. Wow.
Speaker: And let me tell you something. And let me tell you something. It literally came down to the wire. You and I, I like, you posted on Facebook and I had a lead on you and then I posted it onto Instagram and you know, I kept just a slight lead and then I put it on snap and you jumped ahead of me and I put it on my other two TikTok pages like I normally do. And
Speaker: it was just back and forth. And literally, maybe five minutes before I stopped counting the votes, you got one more vote to tie it. Then I was like, son of a bitch. I do have the one thing to say. My wife did not vote, and of course she would vote for me because she picked the necklace. That's the crisis. I nicely grudge ice cream, so technically I have 11.
Speaker: My mom didn't vote for me and she would have voted for me. Your mom wouldn't have voted for you anyways. Your mom hasn't voted for you. My grandfather's would have voted for me as well. The only reason my wife didn't vote was because I didn't sign in as her and vote for her. So you would have voted for yourself. So therefore you just admitted to cheating. No, because I don't know my wife's password for facing me. So here's the thing. Here's what I was thinking.
Speaker: Again, I guess I'm just making decisions on my own because you two jack off so I can't get a hold of So we can with the people that are in the chatters box right now Okay, I'm just said I won and so cams and cams an idiot for me So so did Tina There you go So here's what I was thinking
Speaker: Everything sounding good from the three of us. Hey, what's going on, Wally? So here's what I was thinking. You guys are ready in the chatters box. I was thinking we could each pick one more snack. Pops voted just for me. Pops voted for you on Facebook. Joe voted for me. I think Pops voted for you. You or Mike? I think he voted for you and Joe voted for me. We can each pick one snack.
Speaker: Count the votes in there. Also, let it be known, everybody who likes to vote on every fucking app, I keep track of who's voting. Your vote only counts once, that's true. Your vote only counts once, otherwise Jeff would have had like 9 ,000 votes.
Speaker: Because the same three people. And that leads me to our other option. And Mike, you can voice your opinion. And the same with the Chatter's box. Because it was a tie, I can concede and give the victory to Jeff because he did have, outside of the jalapenos on the nachos, he had a really good list.
Speaker: And that was one thing that I did. I don't think nachos are a must, sorry. Yeah, I know. But that was one thing that I got when, you know, we were voting. Oh, that was the one clincher that people were like, oh, I don't know. Yeah, and that's like Mike. It was the pork rinds that killed Mike. And then the summer sausage and pepper jack cheese. So if I would have just said nachos with cheese, I would have done better. You still got to vote. But people were like, eh, you know. Well, the thing is, is we have three people here. We have a two -way tie. So I have not voted.
Speaker: And I can cast the deciding vote and just do it that way. That is true. That is true. So Mike can cast the deciding vote. It could. But to be fair... Or we can coin toss that shit. If we do it again, no.
Speaker: I got a coin, but who's going to believe me? I would want to hear the list again. I'll read off Chris's first. It was Doritos, nacho cheese flavor, hair heads, starburst originals, king -sized Snickers, and club crackers with Colby Jack cheese.
Speaker: And then I had Reese's peanut butter cups, Sour Patch Kids, Peanut M &Ms, Nestle Crunch ice cream, and nachos with jalapeno. The problem is I agree with a few of Blake's picks. Well, Tina just said let the Chatter's box vote again. So that's up to you. Do you want it to be? There's another place we could have the Chatter's box too. Well, and that's what I said. We can each pick one more snack.
Speaker: Based off of that one snack we can let them vote and we can go from that way One different snack and we'll do it real quick. Yep Yeah, let's do a different one So it's like it's like a bonus snack. Okay bonus snack and pussy doesn't count like so
Speaker: Well, Mike doesn't get a bonus snack because you got his ass kicked. No, but I'm saying, we can't pick Pussy because that would win, but... No, it wouldn't. If I could have... Right, Benny says it has to be a different snack, so... Now, can we... If that could have stepped, I would have won by millions. Well... Moving on. I digress. Okay, let's go with this extra snack, and I'm gonna have to go ahead and throw out an extra snack, and I'm gonna go with Jones.
Speaker: Barbecue potato chips, that's a that's an Ohio callback right there, but it's a big Ohio callback, and I would okay, and I will That's a really only only kill someone but bury them for a bag of Doritos for a bag of Jones Well, you go with your Jones potato chips that unless people are from Ohio. They're not gonna know anything about it I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna go with the I'm gonna go with the classic and go with the KitKat Oh
Speaker: You had a lot of candy, sir, mister. I don't like sweets. Yeah. I know, right? And so did I. My wife said the same thing. For somebody that doesn't like chocolate, you pick a lot of fucking chocolate. Yeah. I don't eat like I said. So real quick, folks. Real quick, folks. In the chatter's box, go ahead and throw up a vote for me or Chris based on his Kit Kat or my Jones potato chips barbecue flavored Jones potato chips, just so those who don't know, are the best traded chips in the world. They're only available in Ohio.
Speaker: Understood one there Tina's already voted for Glick because I don't know the chips came up Betty. Yeah, you as soon as you said that I was like Really I'm saying just barbecue chips understood. Yeah, what Joe are a stable
Speaker: He's not wrong. He's not wrong. He is not wrong. The Jones potato chips are the best potato chips on the fucking planet. In loving memory of Jeff, who just threw away his only chance of winning this. That's OK. Because when I do visit Glick, I will go get a bag of Jones's barbecue chips. Oh, yeah, we'll get it. It's a chip in general, not just a barbecue.
Speaker: The barbecue's really good. The chips themselves. It doesn't matter what flavor of Jones potato chips you get, even original, plain, are amazing. And I don't like plain chips. Oh, Papa Glick is voting for Glick too. I know, that's terrible. Can you say it's a blood back in there? Well, that's okay, that's okay, because next week's, this Saturday's, I have guaranteed myself they win.
Speaker: Now I was gonna pick I had two ideas and I'm gonna do this so I can pretty much guarantee myself
Speaker: And Chris already knows where I'm going with this. You could have had to win today, but you thought... Well, you know what? Once again, I'm humble. It doesn't matter. Chris, here's my question. If you had to choose, now...
Speaker: You gotta remember, I live in Mexico. Yes. So, if you had to choose living in a place where you cannot get Jones potato chips, if you cannot get Jones potato chips, would you choose Jones? Or would you choose a KitKat? What do you mean? If you were living, if you were in New Mexico, where I am, and you had a chance to have Jones barbecue potato chips, or KitKat, what would you choose?
Speaker: Well, I can have a KitKat any day of the week. You forget I lived in South Carolina for 10 years. We didn't have Jones. Exactly. So you would... So, you know, when I would get the opportunity to get a bag of Jones potato chips, I got it. Exactly. But I can have a KitKat any day of the week. That's like your line for me here. You can change your vote, Betty. It doesn't change the outcome. I still win. That's okay. That's okay.
Speaker: The champ is here, baby. That's okay. Moving on. I thought for sure that you were going to get this. And that's why when it was so close, I was like, I'm going to go ahead and put it on my other TikTok pages because it's not like I'm going on there and saying a vote for me. You can look at the titles. I'm going to delete them, but you can look at the titles. You decide who wins.
Speaker: And I was kind of shocked. I was shocked that it still stayed close because I figured doing that is when you were going to pull away. By the way, if you're ever hauling a trailer to those chips and you happen to make a wrong turn and end up in Cancun, I won't be mad at you. Let me tell you. That's a hell of a wrong fucking turn. I will open that store tomorrow. But
Speaker: For this new starting five list, it has to do with one of my favorite things and one of all our favorite things. Big black car. All in one, it is top movie and TV cars. Top movie and TV cars?
Speaker: in the general elite as in the Back to the Future DeLorean as in Why don't you just keep as in all the fucking cars? Once again. So we can't do the cars now. You can do those cars. It doesn't matter. You can pick them. The thing is, here's where it comes difficult. Once you start looking up said cars there's only about 15 in total.
Speaker: Actually actually is it cars only vehicles Why do you say 15 yummy vehicles are frickin in car so iconic iconic iconic so like a helicopter Yes, if you want to use airwalls fucking helicopter, yes
Speaker: Or Mavericks Jet. Yes, or Mavericks Jet. Or the Starship Enterprise. Can I use the Starship Enterprise? If you want to be a nerd, then lose. Yeah, sure, go ahead. Can I use the Death Star that they use to drop the rings into the volcano? Can I use the Death Star? And Lord of the... It is any vehicle, any iconic vehicle.
Speaker: It can't just be like, like, for instance, Chris, Chris, you'll get this one, the blueberry from, from psych. It's iconic. I can use it. That's an iconic car. Yeah. Now, what about the mopeds from scrub?
Speaker: Ooh, very difficult. See? Listen to the cars out over here. I don't know why you said there's only 15. I mean, I know he was not watching 80s TV shows. Like, everything is iconic. This is where it gets interesting, because it is iconic vehicles from movie and TV. Now, when you name it, you must name the vehicle. You know, for instance, if you say the General League, you have to say it's from Dukes of Hazzard.
Speaker: Yep. So, do cartoons count? It's the vehicle and where it's from. Cartoons do not count. Live actionable. What do you? Sorry. Okay. No flat forward stone for you. Oh, wait a minute. They made a live action. Yeah, they did the movie. And the mystery machine. They did movies. They did multiple movies. Live action printed for its junior. Yeah, this is going to be, this is going to be as hard as you thought it was going to be. It will still be interesting, but because it all comes down to it. I mean, seriously.
Speaker: I don't know why you think you're going to vote. Off the top of your head, what is the most iconic vehicle you think of? One of us is going to think of it as well. So it's going to become a fucking took my car. Yeah, there are more than 15. Of course. Thank you, Cam. That is, that is. You should have voted. OK, well, there was another vote for my KitKat. Semis count, yes. Yes, Miguel. Yes, there are more than 15. Semis count, yes. It is a vehicle. If you wanted to go with a Millennium Falcon, you can pick the Millennium Falcon.
Speaker: I don't know. What was that? I think space vehicles should be awesome. You said car. Well, I meant. Well, you said vehicles. That's why I was clarifying. If it's only cars, then we can stick with only cars. That's fine. But I was clarifying vehicles. But now the more I'm thinking about it, now we can just do cars and that's fine because there's a lot of them. There's a lot. Wonder Woman's a visible jet. And that one's even funnier because it's invisible. Nobody ever seen it.
Speaker: Was that actually ever in the movie? Oh, it was in the TV show. Oh, yeah, it was in the TV show. Nice. It's actually called the screaming. I can't even believe you questioned the comic book. We're three.
Speaker: If it was an, of course it was a show. Fuck being a comic book guru. I am a comic book. What does that do with cars and TV shows? Nothing. He's so dead set on being the next Kevin Smith and having his own stupid virgin nerd podcast that he wants to sneak comic book references. The next thing you know he's going to be wearing hockey jerseys all the time. Right? There's nothing wrong with hockey jerseys and you're only saying that you're wearing a hockey hat.
Speaker: I'm only saying that because I was referring to you as Kevin Smith. So for Saturday... I have hockey jerseys in my closet. I know there's nothing wrong with them. They're amazing. I also thought of this list for the simple fact that you do have to do a mild bit of research.
Speaker: Not a lot. We can't just bullshit the list out like we did. Well, you could. You could. Knowing the 80s references that Psyc gives us alone. Yes. Being the four -time champion, I think I could pull this out of my ass without doing any work. I don't know. Five?
Speaker: No, what I'm saying is, I mean, it's gonna be an interesting list. Because, I mean, like, Cam's reference to Christine, that's, you know. Yeah. Well, I was thinking the same thing. Blazin was not very, they're not very good. The Gran Torino from Starsky and Hutch. Once again, it's called the Screaming Commando. What about the Wagon from that 70s show? Or the Gran Torino from the movie Gran Torino.
Speaker: Yeah, but you know what? Have you seen Grand Reno? Holy shit, that movie's awesome. That movie's good. It's called the Vista Cruiser, Chris. Yeah, that's what it was, the Vista Cruiser. So you couldn't say the wagon from 70's show. You'd have to say the Vista Cruiser.
Speaker: That's the catch I wouldn't use that that's like oh, that's like some jackass using Jones potato chips trying to beat beat me So the top five most iconic movie and or TV shows vehicle Okay
Speaker: Don't you talk bad about Wilbur I'm sure he had one named Wilbur. He had a lot of it was a horse trainer. I
Speaker: Like when they filmed the movie Alamo, all those horses that were used in that film were trained by John Wayne. And if you watch that movie, there were quite a few horse tricks in it. Did not know that. John Wayne was a lot more than people knew he was. That's why he's an icon. So are you saying that John Wayne was pulling horse tricks on the side?
Speaker: Sounds like somebody else. Sounds like somebody I know. Well, boys, I just want to thank you for allowing me to beat that. Don't thank me, thank Jeff, because he gave it to you.
Speaker: He was not wrong for the pick. They are the best potato chips on the planet. But it is an Ohio staple. It is a Midwest staple. I think Ohio, Indiana, maybe Michigan. No, you cannot get them in Indiana. You cannot get them in Indiana. I have family. Oh, no. Oh, really? You can't get them in Illinois. You might be able to get them in Indiana. I think Indiana. I think you can get them in Kentucky.
Speaker: like this side like cousin like this side of Kentucky and I think even Michigan you can get them up in Michigan because I think maybe 50 miles is Illinois is like right here and like I'm in Wisconsin right now probably not You might be able to actually you can get everything I'll look But I just want to I just want to thank you boys for
Speaker: another valiant effort at least at least one of you gave me a run for my money yeah but I still hold the gold I'm still the king this guy
Speaker: They are not your average chips, but they are. I didn't choose to be the people's champion, Michael. The people chose me to be their champion. Because Jeff didn't give him any other choice. He's had such a rough year last year. I had to get it.
Speaker: I don't know. Ladies and gentlemen, that is called charity. 2022 has been fantastic for me so far. That's right. When did you get back to New York? Sunday. Cheyenne's got an interesting suggestion. Yeah. Why do we do these lists without names? What are you talking about?
Speaker: Oh, that's a good idea. Just put the list up. Do list one, list two, list three. List one, list two, list three. That's not a bad idea. And then I have a key on which color is which. Yeah, but it doesn't matter because they're still going to hear us make the list. It's not like we're doing the list in secret. No, but there's people that are voting that don't hear us is the point. And then you could even put on the bottom if you want to hear who's choosing
Speaker: Join the show. Wednesday side. Tony D. What's going on, brother? How many votes did Tony make? Sorry, Tony. I think you only got two. Tony did actually get two votes this week. Last week he got none. But Tony got them two votes off the damn white chatter. Tony got them two votes off the damn white chatter. Yeah. And I'm telling you guys, if you haven't had them, I'm on Team Tony with that because them motherfuckers are good as hell. I have not had them, but it sounds delicious.
Speaker: That's right. I'm making my list of things for you boys. So, so what do we do? We just, we just, we just sent Jeff our list and then it completely defeats a whole entire. No, no, no, no, no. No, we still, we still rat them off, but when I posted, it doesn't have who wins. Oh, they also wouldn't know who to pick. That's the whole point. We make the list and then you guys pick who you think has the best list.
Speaker: It don't matter. We're still doing the draft on the show. We're still Not voting you're not voting for the person you're voting for that always have to be about color woke Jeff We're three white guys, dude. It's not like I mean, you know what I mean when I say color How do you know I'm white? Because you're almost here
Speaker: She's, she's, she's. So do I, but that's not the point. She's transist, transitioning. That's why she wears a dress all the time, all right? Get your pronouns right, Jeffrey, when you talk about Michelle. It says you can get, not on Amazon, but you can get them off their website. We're not shutting down your idea, we're brainstorming. We're trying to figure out. Get your idea.
Speaker: I like that though. It's kind of like - Yeah, we'll hash it out when I can't get ahold of these guys for anything during the week, but we'll hash it out. I'll make an executive decision. In my defense, in my defense for this week, my internet was spotty all week because I had to get a meter for the house, so my power was going in and out. Mexico.
Speaker: No, because it's a new house and they had to put in a meter, so they kept pulling the, they kept cutting my power offs to tell me to get fucking here. Because it's been three years. We had that discussion a while back on the show, how long you were going to be able to go. And apparently, yesterday was the cutoff. Three years, folks. That's the answer. Not even three years, two years. Two years, two months.
Speaker: It's not even a popularity thing. I think that what she's saying is it will eliminate the popularity. Mr. Cola, you know, the Pepsi challenge, kind of like the Pepsi challenge. Yeah, I don't think it's a popularity thing because, you know, these two.
Speaker: Because, I mean, at the end of the day, when I posted onto my two other TikTok pages, Jeff got more votes, but that's what helped him tie me at the end of the day, was the fact that he got more votes than I did on my own pages. You know?
Speaker: But, uh, I'm down there, Chief. And both Jeff and Mike have every opportunity to post on their TikTok pages and on their Facebook and stuff like that as well. I tried to post on TikTok from the computer and it won't work. It won't work very well. I might post this one on my TikTok. I didn't want to be accused of setting the deck.
Speaker: Well, you go on and you make a video and it's, please vote for me. Everybody vote for me. Here's the list. And then you don't even show our list. You just show your list. I didn't do that. I would pull up the video, but I change focus. Because even all my social media, even my personal social media has been overrun with this show.
Speaker: So, you know, if I, you know, I put it out on, I put it out everywhere. So, you know, I do not only the list, but everything. I mean, when we're gonna go live, when I post a new episode, when we're live, all that stuff, I put it out everywhere. So, but I'm edgy as fuck. I'm hurt. Calm down, emo tatted. Go listen to Panic at the Disco or something.
Speaker: Good lord. Like I said, we can we can we're not shutting. We're not shutting down your idea where we said we would discuss it. I just first have to be able to get ahold of Tweedledee and Tweedledum because I have some other things that I would like to discuss them. One thing about it, you said a very, a very big hey, what the fuck you were talking about?
Speaker: He just messaged me randomly, like, hey, what happened? What the fuck happened where? The one that you said, I said, we got to talk about some shit, boys. He said, we got to talk about some shit. And I said, OK, what happened? I said, OK, what happened? Granted, it was like two days behind. But I literally, I've been so focused on work because, unfortunately, people were let go. And now there's only three people in my position. So my list has tripled.
Speaker: So Facebook, who is that on Facebook? So they could all three of our. You know what, Mr. Big Mouth. All right, Wally, send me your list by Saturday at five. There you go. You can be a special. You can be the special guest this week. Yeah. But make sure I get it by Saturday at five. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, five by Saturday. We'll do that. And then I'll rattle it off after we get done. I might take the list. Make sure you send a couple extras in case we pick anything. Yeah, because there can no, no duplicates. Tell them there's four now. Four what? Yeah, there are four people. Tony, you can still add your list. We'll have five, but Tony and Chris can't win, so. Yeah, you guys can only get second place.
Speaker: You're both battling for seconds. You're battling to get to hold the champion's bag. The list is for iconic vehicles on television and movies. They have to be iconic.
Speaker: I don't know would the Pinto in Wayne's world be considered? Absolutely. What is it, the Garthmobile or whatever? Yeah, the Garthmobile. You can't pick the Volkswagen Beetle from the Ted Bundy movie. It's not our guy. You know what, actually I have an even better idea as far as the guest list go.
Speaker: because now tatted said she got her five. We should at random pick like four or so listeners and let them go up against each other.
Speaker: and make their own list. They just have to send them to us. And then it doesn't matter if we pull off of their list because it's not gonna affect ours. And then they can go up against each other like a listener's starting pot. Like a chatter box champion. A chatter box of champions. I like that. Yeah, some like that. So, ladies and gentlemen, send in your list for starting five
Speaker: Iconic vehicles and TV and movies. Send them to Gmail accounts. What am I writing now? Chatterbox Champion. I'll type it into the list. The Chatterbox of Champions has now begun.
Speaker: Anyone looking for this date, please send all lists to nonsensicalnonsensepodcastatgmail .com. And Jeff can do the work. And I won't have to do the work. So there you go. If you want to participate in the, in the, in the listener. Any other submission anywhere else will not count. Yes. Send it to the email at nonsensicalnonsensepodcastatgmail .com. What did you leave for breakfast, Clay?
Speaker: Same thing I eat every morning for breakfast. Meth and Pepsi. I'll see you. Call bullshit. How do you not have an email? All right, Cheyenne, send it to me on Facebook. No, no, no, no. You're going to have to send yourself an email. It doesn't take much time. How do you not have an email account? You have to have an email. That is awesome. 2022. And the winner will get depicts from Mike and Jeff.
Speaker: No. Congratulations. No. Mine's not big enough to send Deepix. Eh, no. That's not what we heard. It was just right. See, Cheyenne's already out. Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot. You're not out. Send me the email. That's not the winner. That's not the winner.
Speaker: That's not what the winner. Oh, to answer your question from earlier, Jeffrey, I got home Saturday or Sunday afternoon because it started to snow and I was sent home. Yes. My mom, like we got snow got like 10 inches. We got a bunch of snow. Yeah. She was worried about me driving home. I was like, I'm not good at a lot of things in life, but one thing I am good at is driving.
Speaker: But she was worried. It wasn't bad down there, but by the time I got home, I got home around two, I think. It was getting a little shitty up here, so. Yeah, I said Tony D. Tony D said the Enterprise, so fuck you guys. No, you corner. Tony's list doesn't even count right now, because you can't put it in the comments. Now it's null and break. Now you just told the whole entire world your list.
Speaker: And now you suck. Tony thinking he can just do whatever he wants because he's a hapso.
Speaker: So just like I'm making an executive decision, just like the starting five for the three of us, there will only be four submissions. So the sooner you can be in it. So Tony's in with us. Tony will stay with us. Tony's in with us. That's fine. But the other four, because Tony's not a constant listener, Tony does other things.
Speaker: Anybody else, for instance, Tatted, Cam, anybody else, you will be in the other one. Damn, Tony, calm down. Ooh, nice pull with the coontosh, by the way, Tony. Nah, he's just giving everybody ideas. I don't give everybody fucking ideas. Oh, now I'm in trouble. But, Tony, you are your 18 -van doesn't count because you didn't say what kind of van.
Speaker: It's the fucking a -team van shut up I don't give a fuck what it is, but you're not gonna be that big of a dick cuz I'll make another executive decision I'll disqualify you I'll disqualify you GMC van disqualified Put in dates and engine box sizes motherfucker you will always
Speaker: You forget who runs this bitch. You forget who runs this shit. Let me remind him who the king of this podcast is, Michael. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker: We'll see if he's done, we'll see if he's done. Are you, are you done sir? You apparently forgot who that was. Yes, you did send me home. You sent me home. You sent me packing.
Speaker: And what I got to say is, you just got cancelled. Please. I'm just going to. Well, Jeff got cancelled. Well, Jeff got cancelled.
Speaker: It wasn't even 60. That was three. Listen to him. Listen to him. Listen to him stack the deck. He wants to win so bad. I tried to give him the win and now he's ever, you have to name the year, the model. I mean, you can't just see in the van. Do you want the VIN numbers too?
Speaker: Who's the card owner? A -card, B -card, C -card too. Memphis Raines. Memphis Raines is the version of our cards. Not only are we going to have to remember the movie,
Speaker: or the TV show and what they called the car. You gotta at least give the make. But we're going to have to give them the year, the make, the model, the day it went into production and the day it came out off of the production line. And who, and exactly. And who, who modified the vehicle. Yes. How many, how many stock double vehicles there were. It's very simple. Who modified the TMC van from 18th. There won't even be cars. There'll be, ooh, what's going on Josh?
Speaker: I'll get it to you, Chris. Yeah. Jeff over here is like, I'm so fucking tired of losing. I'm stacking the deck tonight. But you know what the great thing is going to be? It's going to be so complex and so difficult. His goofy ass isn't going to be able to spell half of anything we say. And nobody that reads the list, nobody that reads the list is going to understand anything that the list is about. And they're just going to vote for me anyways. What is a Cortita? I don't know.
Speaker: I don't think that means what he thinks of me. I mean, come on, seriously. Well, I mean, when you I guess you can't just say the fan. That's what it is. I mean, it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like the DeLorean. No, it's the GMC. It's not like the DeLorean.
Speaker: and back to the future. Everybody knew it was a DeLorean because they said the DeLorean a million times. They only made one what? Hey, Joe. They made one DeLorean? They made more than one. Yeah, they only made one vehicle. John DeLorean only made one vehicle. Oh, the car, the car maker. Yeah, John DeLorean. I don't care. See?
Speaker: This is why this is why this this this loss that you're going to take on this one is going to hurt so bad because this is in your wheelhouse and you have stacked the deck like John Cougar Mellencamp said it'll make it hurt so good. I think it was John Cougar Mellencamp. What's really bad about all this, Jeff, is you were the underdog champion for this round.
Speaker: Nobody wanted Glick to win. Nobody wanted Glick to win. Nobody. No, that's a lie because people voted for me. Because nobody wanted you to win. No, because you picked up something that everybody had. Everybody's eating a KitKat. Everybody's eating a KitKat.
Speaker: I'm sorry. Is that not what we're supposed to do? We're supposed to day my favorite snacks and we want to win. And we want to win. And you took your you took your championship and went. For the listeners, I'm tearing paper. And threw it away and gave it the play.
Speaker: Yes, yes, he did. It's called. I was I was 100 percent ready. I was 100 percent ready to pick this belt up and and lower it down to Jeffrey tonight. I'm proud of him, but I don't know. I don't know. I mean, and it's OK. It's pretty decent. The only thing you had to do was like the people. Oh, my God. You know, Mike, you could have said you're ever at ease and one.
Speaker: I don't think he could have. Those are disgusting. No, he couldn't have. But he might as well have just said barbecue pork rinds at that point. No, shit. Exactly. Chris has got his list done. Hey, welcome to Haps. There you go, buddy. Now we can see you on Haps. That's where you need to be. Chris has got his list. Tadd has got her list. You guys got your list done. You got to get them to Jeff. So send them over to the email. Nonsense. Nonsense podcast and Gmail account.
Speaker: But anyways, we beat this horse to death. You're reigning, still reigning champion, sitting upon his throne, looking down at the peasants known as Michael and Jeffrey, once again retains. I wanna thank all the beautiful people that voted for me yet again. I couldn't, I wouldn't be here. I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you guys. So I'm gonna continue to be your fighting champion and be the people's champion that you guys deserve.
Speaker: That for humble He knows better apparently not actually Chris's Chris's Chris's probably my only friend that I was friends with longer than Jeff
Speaker: We met in seventh grade and he had the unfortunate luck. Was he the one he cheated on Jeff with? I cheated on Chris with Jeff. Yeah, I see. That's why I'm the first one. And Chris had the unfortunate luck my first day of school that he was teamed up with me to show the new kid around. You had the 10 things I hate about you thing.
Speaker: Yeah, he had to show me around school when I moved there, but then we became pretty good friends. We've actually only had one fight the entire time we've been friends. That was when we was in high school. Tell Jeff to don't smoke in the house. Don't smoke in the house, Jeffrey. Yeah, that's my wife. Yep. Oh, you got to see on in the chatters box.
Speaker: Mama's laying down the wall in the chatter's box, Jeffrey. That's all right. That's all right. That's all right. I'm getting in trouble too on Snapchat because I said that I was sent home. She was like, really? Sent home? Really? Yeah. But anywho, you get time out.
Speaker: you get a timeout and you get a timeout anyways we've uh we've reached that point in the show where we get to uh take our first break sorry about that just needed to remind you guys no you're not shut the fuck up didn't mean to do that
Speaker: My bad sorry technical difficulties Yeah, I don't know how the buttons work, you know, I don't know Now Cheyenne can hear loud and clear she couldn't hear shit at the beginning Now it's like now it's loud She said she had to restart the Would you like to smoke in a pond cake?
Speaker: What are we going to do tonight? Nothing. We have the news. No, no, no, no, no. I need to do a fucking break song, you asshole. We're going to go to break. I'm trying to find. Well, really, really, when it comes to black top mojo, does it really matter what we play? Because it's all good. This is this is this is a very accurate statement. Let's see. But what? Why don't you play our favorite?
Speaker: Because that's our... That's our closing song? No, it's not. You can't do that. You're welcome, Tanya. I'll get it. That's Jeff's favorite because he likes to jerk off during the... It's amazing how many people significant others like me now that didn't like me like a month and a half ago. And now they like me. And can you guess why? I have no idea. It's not because of you.
Speaker: Like Cameron's fiance? She gets set because I spend my time with you two fat foxes, what she says.
Speaker: Why are you going to be a fat book? I go to the gym. That's what she said. You'd rather spend your time with your two fat friends than me. She's really not going to like me. She's really not going to like me. It cannot be a fat book. Well, that's for the second break. Back home. Hey, thanks, Chris. That's going to be for the second break. We do covers. Back home. I'm trying to find something we don't play very often.
Speaker: Oh here's a good one. Credit Karma makes it really easy down here. Shut up bitch. You got wack ass credit. Credit Karma is $1 .50. Sorry. You can't do Highway to Hell, that's ACDC. Oh my gosh, Mojo did a cover. Not that I know. I mean, not unless it's something they did live. Alright, so we're gonna take a real quick break guys. We'll be back in about four minutes.
Speaker: As always, got a little Blacktop Mojo for you. If you guys aren't already, go check them out. Definitely worth a, worth a listen. If anything, go check out their new song. It just came out a couple weeks ago. So, but we will be right back here in just a couple minutes. And if you do go check out Blacktop Mojo and you give them a follow, make sure you comment and let them know that we sent you nonsensical, nonsensical.
Speaker: Because I think at this point they're no longer scratching their heads wondering who the hell we are. I think they know who we are. I think they actually know who we are. They refuse to acknowledge it. No, no, they acknowledge it. We're basically best friends at this point. I imagine it's only a matter of time before they ask us to go on tour with them.
Speaker: I'm actually going to type it out here in a minute during the break. Tanya wants to make sure you guys know that I was kidding when I said she calls you guys fat fucks. That was for you guys to bust up my balls with taking me off the street.
Speaker: She said, tell him you're kidding! Tell him you're kidding! That didn't ever send that! That's not fair! I just had to remind you who God was in this podcast. That's all it was. For saying I gave away the win. I'm calling you Blood Fat Boys. I did it through her mouth. Shut up!
Speaker: Can you hear my love call? Will you die in there tonight? Take this sleep that we set up here upon And set it all alive
Speaker: Burn the ships and watch them all sink in With this storm we've come, there's no turning round So as you look into your enemy's eyes Know you won't choice that
Speaker: Feel the frenzy in your bones As the child strolls near Burning steel are all we know The time for glory is here
Speaker: Burn your ships and watch them all sink in There's no voyage home, there's nothing near it So as you look into your enemy's eyes Know you won't choice them
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: So.
Speaker: Oh Oh
Speaker: HELL YEAH!
Speaker: but as always Glick's still here Mike and Jeff somewhere apparently they got lost during the break I don't know where the fuck they're at but this might be the first time I can get through the introduction without any interruptions oh there's Mike welcome back here comes Jeffrey welcome back Jeffrey so if you guys aren't already go ahead and check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on yeah yeah that just happened derailed
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Speaker: You can also email us at that email address, but you can also join us every Wednesday and Saturday night. Fucking premature ejaculator over there. I know what I am. You can also join us every Wednesday and Saturday on the HAPS app. Go ahead and download the HAPS app. It's free. And then give old nonsensical nonsense a follow. And you can be right there in the chatters box hanging out with us. And hell, who knows? You might be able to make a list one week and you can join us in the
Speaker: and the shenanigans, and you could be in the chatters box talking mad shit like the champ does each and every week. I'm just saying. And we take champ as a very loose term. I mean, I'm, at this point I'm four and one. I'm not oh and five like some people. Only because you're in front of me.
Speaker: Like or an audio show Describe was grimace pain embarrassment and then really because I wasn't the one that's Owen fought We see that
Speaker: Every week we see that because I'm winning my life. I am. Uh, because somebody does not have an email account. I just received her list on Snapchat email with about 475 middle fingers.
Speaker: I don't know what movie that's from, nor is that an actual vehicle. That's from the movie film production called Go Fuck Yourself.
Speaker: Right. Right. So you can join us every Wednesday and Saturday night right here on Hap. You can hang out with us in the chatters box. We will accept your list, Cheyenne. And what was that? What else? What else? Oh, yeah. You can listen to every single episode. We can listen. You can listen to every single episode of the podcast.
Speaker: on Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, and Apple Podcasts, basically anywhere and everywhere you get your little podcasts and fixings from. Most people seem to enjoy Spotify, followed up by Apple. We got nice little followers on Apple.
Speaker: Again, that's all at nonsensical nonsense. So go give us a listen. Go give us a like go give us a follow Go give us a share. That would be greatly appreciated. We do have stuff in the works Coming down the road for you guys work. I am working on a couple things so Yeah, go do all that stuff and give Mike and Jeff the old double thumb and I so I am working on a few things myself. So
Speaker: Let's just bring it to the group's attention, if not the group, at least me. It's already been approved. It's the art stuff. Oh yeah, okay. Well, I have something in the world. I'm going to be honest with you guys. News is trash today. There's no news. Nothing really good. So we can either go ahead and jump into the top 10. Knock that out real quick. There's the news.
Speaker: There's the news. It's not the first time he's killed his son on a live broadcast. So we can we can we can go ahead and dive into the top 10 and rock that out and then spend the rest of the time bullshitting and then in the third hour we can just bullshit away. Sounds like glam. Or we can bullshit now and do the top 10 in the third hour. And then bullshit later. I mean either way bullshit's happening. I'm actually, as we speak, I'm entering Wicked's list
Speaker: If there's duplicates from us, that's not a big deal. Not that I'm a big deal. I'm not worried about duplicates from us. That's why I told them they need to... Don't be getting ideas, Jeff. The vehicles in here that she picked, not even one of them was on my list. I just sent you Taditz's list.
Speaker: Jody, if you want to get in on this, feel free to get in on this, too. Yeah, don't cheat and use my list. No. No, because my list is way better. Don't cheat and use my list. I'm not going to cheat and use anybody's list. I don't need to. Biggie had a nice list, by the way. What's that look for? Can you email it to me? I'm pulling my list. I'm pulling my entire list from one fucking movie.
Speaker: one fucking movie franchise 75 of my list will be from cars no because you said it had to be live action because i would 100 i did ask that question because i was going to use i was going to use mader mader would have won
Speaker: That that is that's uh, what That's that's that's
Speaker: Ted, yes, science. No, I was trying to find him. He can't. He can't. Let's try to find the top 10. That's going to be too much of a giveaway for us. And we have time to say. Oh, no, I can't tell you that. I can't tell you the movie. But if Glick said that he's going to narrow his chances of winning by restricting himself to one movie franchise that narrows it down to what James Bond and like on 60 seconds. Well, no, that's not a franchise.
Speaker: But James Bond and maybe Fast and Furious? There's a lot of good cars in that franchise. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One of those two movies, Michael. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. It totally is. It kind of hurts my heart that you can't think of the franchise that I'm thinking of that I'm going to pull cars from. I know exactly what he's thinking of. I probably do. I know Chris so well.
Speaker: What am I thinking of? Smart guy. Tell you how to give it away. Because you have no idea. It's my top 10. Because it's my show. And I do everything. And I have a microphone. So here's my fucking top 10, you stupid freaks. You know, that's just like your opinion. Holy smokes. I love how every episode
Speaker: The audio, you know, gets a little different. Now we had kids laughter in the back of it. It's like, I know, especially made it better, especially since somebody had, uh, got his new office and it's been so quiet the last couple of episodes. It's been, I know. Anyways, let's go ahead and rock out this top oil. Yeah. Then we got the rest of the show to just bullshit around. And I was, I was thinking, I was thinking Transformers too, just now.
Speaker: There's a I mean that's no it's not sure it's more No, it's not transformers GI Joe
Speaker: Yeah, well, how many times can you write down Humvee? Right. There was no Humvee. There was no Humvee. This one, not the Humvee that got flipped. It's the other Humvee. It was the other Humvee that got blown up. The green one. Humvee. Yeah, the green one. Not the black one. It was Humvee number four. It's 645, 638, built hidden. Maybe I was going to throw you guys a monkey wrench, and I was going to say Star Wars, and I was going to pull all my vehicles from Star Wars.
Speaker: They got the Death Star the Millennium Falcon the there's those x -wing jets You got those little robot things that walked around that the Ewoks flew around and tripped them Yeah, that sounds like something I yell at my kids
Speaker: The damn dump truck is gl... what? Are you going to yuck yuck after? Right? Anyways, this is the... This is the... Shut up. I still stand by my point that Jar Jar Binks is the greatest Star Wars character of all time. I will fight you. I said what I said. I will fight you.
Speaker: Mike canceled himself. Pops, are you anywhere near Chris that you can drive by and smack him upside the head? Well, to, to round out our, our final, our fourth installment of the four part top 10 of 40 facts. So random. They are funny. Are they so funny? They are hard to believe.
Speaker: Let's pick back up where we left off. At number 10. If I can find it. At number 10. I think I said this on Saturday night, actually, because it just blew my mind. But the Cookie Monster has a real name. Yes, you did say that. It's Sid. Yeah, it was Sid. Yeah, Sid. Okay.
Speaker: What the fuck is wrong with that guy? Can somebody cancel him? Oh wait, I have the magic weapon. Calm down under what you just said. I did say it. I said what I said. I said what I said. See? I told you that John Garbage is going to get you in trouble. I said what I said.
Speaker: The list is a short one. It's one Jar Jar Binks. He's the greatest of all time. Nobody compares
Speaker: Well, you're going to pick Luke and Leah from Alabama. Brother and sister making out. Oh, Uncle Daddy. Oh, calm down, Mommy. No, they did it. No, it doesn't make it any more right. They did it. There's a connection there. Number nine, a US town has a three year old mayor. No way. In the small town of Dorset, Minnesota, Minnesota.
Speaker: where a new mayor is picked every two years by drawing names out of a hat. A three -year -old named Robert Tufts was elected mayor in 2015. His governing style being nice and no poopy talk in 2018, I think we can all agree the world could use more Robert Tufts in higher office. So congratulations to you, three -year -old. Can you imagine how the COVID pandemic went? We elected a four -year -old as president this year.
Speaker: All right. Number eight. Who's going to be much different, really? Number right. And so Covid and Covid. Covid is spelled. Covid is back. Today, my word of the day is purple.
Speaker: I like to eat. I like to eat dirt. I am the president. I get vaccinated. I agree. Because, you know, if the Wicked Witch of the West comes out there and does a little. You need vaccinated. I'm not saying anything. Number eight, cows move with a regional accent. What?
Speaker: and small populations such as herds you would encounter identifiable dialect dialectical variations which are most affected by the immediate peer group explains one uk professor in an article for the bbc news in other words you can take a cow out of jersey but you can't take the jersey out of the cow that's
Speaker: I would I would I would I would literally go to Boston. Yeah, cows in Boston move with a constant exit because I'm fighting all them fucking cows in Boston.
Speaker: Add them to the list, Michael. Cows from Boston, I'm fighting. Cows. All right, so we have bears, kangaroos, and now we have cows. Gotcha. No, not elks, mousses.
Speaker: mooses that's right and boston cows not just all cows but boston not just any cow boston boston cows and that study was done by pop said that's bullshit from the uk the professor from the uk whose whose country also decided to go to plan b for whose first name is nutty literally called it no politics hold i would that's the funniest show i've ever heard
Speaker: We're going to plan B. When Jeff is the voice of reason, when it comes to politics, you know you're wrong. Oh, shit. You know you should stop talking. Number seven. Those comments says we're going to plan B. Plan B always sounds good, though. That's the point. What we're talking about. That's the point. Plan B sounds good.
Speaker: I am going to plan B. Plan B means being in the show and going to Cincinnati. Anyways. At number seven, there is an official ruling for how many tootsie pop licks it takes to get to the center.
Speaker: And not the owl. A one. A two. A three. A three. Three. You gotta do the tongue roll. You gotta do the three. Three. Well, it officially takes 364 licks to get to the center of the Tootsie Pod.
Speaker: According to engineering students scientific endeavor at Purdue University who used a a proprietary yeah words are hard proprietary licking machine
Speaker: Every woman's ears just perked us when I said that. A licking machine, they're like, what? Was this a government funded research? Can I get one of those on Amazon? That's the problem. We've gone over so many research things that we're always asked the same question.
Speaker: With larger noses have larger penis sizes it was a it was a study conducted in China well number six
Speaker: This sounds like absolutely something Mike would do. Somebody actually paid $10 ,000 for invisible artwork. An art collector wants paid 10 grand for a non -visible sculpture created by actor James Franco. Fucking pedophile himself.
Speaker: Is it? The artwork was billed as an endless tank of oxygen. Yeah, it's called air. We're we're breathing some now for free. James Franco. Was I the only one that just had a mental image of Spaceballs? Yes, it's in the can. Exactly.
Speaker: well my guess is jane frango went out and bought a fucking uh he bought a pedestal that's all it was it was literally a pedestal with nothing on it and then sold it for $10 ,000 he was probably high and and touching a 14 year old at the same time
Speaker: He probably went to his buddy Seth and was like, look at that asshole. He just fought this. Dude, if we could write this out as a expense. We talked about that on the show a while back. When all the allegations and shit about James Franco came out, Seth Rogen threw that man under the bus quicker than any of us have thrown each other under the bus.
Speaker: Really did a news. Yeah, cuz he came out. He was like He's alleged alleged at this point. He's still quote -unquote allegedly, but there's a lot of evidence Yeah, he's like nope I don't have nothing to do with him. We ain't friends. We don't do movies. We don't talk James
Speaker: I know a Dave Franco, but I've never heard of a James Franco. Is that why he wasn't in the new Spider -Man movie? Who? Oh, Franco? He was like, shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!
Speaker: Catch the fuck up at this point I don't have time to just go see a spider -man movie all willy -nilly Yeah, that's a whole hell of a whole hell of a lot more enjoyable than a fucking spider -man movie You don't know the things I did in Cincinnati Actually
Speaker: Only I can speak on the fact that the things I did in Cincinnati were better than going to see a Spider -Man movie. Let me mute my mic. I doubt that. And that's why you're single. And masturbate and cry yourself to sleep every night. I don't cry every night. Most nights. I don't cry every night. Most nights. I don't cry every night. Most nights. Yes, Chris, explain what happened while Mom's in the chat.
Speaker: went down there we had a good time we went and got dinner we watched TV we did do a lot of cuddling and yeah that's all that happened nothing else
Speaker: For those who cannot see, Chris' smile is actually off his face at this point. This smile has not, this smile has not left my face since Friday, just so you guys know. And it gets bigger every damn day. Right, right. How's this man gonna lie to him? He lies so easy like that. He lies every week when he says he wants the draft. That's true. It comes naturally. Nevermind.
Speaker: You can look if you lazy sons of bitches would actually take some motivation and do something with your podcast. Yeah, totally look at your Snapchat. I take pictures. I actually only got one vote on Snapchat this week and it was for fucking Mike. Anonymous. I didn't vote. Oh, no, no, you didn't vote. I got one vote on Snapchat this week and it was for you and I in turn told her.
Speaker: Uh, that she has disgusting taste for sex. Or said he's also slightly jealous. Mark, that's because you wanted to cuddle. I was the only one to eat pork rinds. They want to be selling it at Walmart. Just saying.
Speaker: really just not help your argument at all the fact that you said they sell it at Walmart. And you do know the class of people that go to Walmart. I love going to Walmart looking at the people it's proof that I do too but I'm just saying like you know what I'm saying like you know your portrait
Speaker: Your pork rinds were on a bar right here. Then you said, oh, they sell them at Walmart, so they must be good. And then that bar went way down here. It's not even on screen anymore. You know, you know, I just say that we're all those your kryptonite. Yeah, we all are. Well, that in the summer, summer sausage and not even the summer sausage, the pepper jack cheese.
Speaker: And the same thing with Jeff was the jalapenos, because a lot of people, when they think about snacks, they don't think about spicy stuff.
Speaker: Well, the thing is, is the thing is, is that cheese could have been easily sharp cheddar or pepper jack. Oh, no, I agree. No, no, I agree. Well, that's what I had. That's why we defined the cheeses. Yeah. My number five pick was going to be KitKat. But then you said that with the summer sauces and cheese, and it made the Colby Jack cheese and clubs and the club crackers pop into my head. Colby Jack, let's just be honest, Colby Jack is amazing.
Speaker: It's the best cheese on the planet. And I'll literally eat an entire box and a block of Colby Jack cheese. I've literally seen my father sit with a block of cheese with a knife. Just watch a movie with a knife. Hell yes. And that's where the Colby Jack knife is. My pops would grab the biggest glass and fill it with milk. And just a block of cheese in the knife. And then my mother would get pissed because he ate all the fucking cheese.
Speaker: No, my mom used to call cheese and edible grape. How many licks does it take? You tell me. No, you guys keep talking. I'm just talking. There was an official study. OK? It's been finished. I was going to answer a question. No, you are a little bit late. That's OK. You haven't missed it. No, what's going on, bro? Dude, OK, let me round out this top 10 real quick. Yeah. I thought you were going to give him a recap.
Speaker: Meanwhile back in the Hall of Justice in Michigan number five boys No, I got it. I gotta say something. I gotta say something about no when I get done here number five in Michigan just in case you guys were wanting to plan a trip and
Speaker: Little hunting trip. It's illegal to hunt unicorns in Michigan. Damn it! Apparently there's a large amount of unicorns in the... Massive population? My unicorn happens to be down in Cincinnati and she happens to enjoy when I hunt her. Suck it, Michael! I'm gonna get a reference for this. My gross show's Saturday with a whistle and yellow flag.
Speaker: Offsides. Offsides. Back five yards. Five yard penalty. I might have got an unnecessary roughness call Saturday. On Friday. Nice. What are you doing? Are you jerking that thing off, Michael? And I was just saying. Looks like he had a troll doll. He just kind of got it down on him.
Speaker: I muted it because it's really loud. Italianize says, yep, that's a real law in Michigan. So number four, there is a technical term for the fear of long words. It is quick. How do you say verbal again, Chris? Uh -oh. An anonymous Facebook user just said the trouble trouble. Trouble trouble. Who's trouble trouble? Uh -oh. I think that might be.
Speaker: No, I think I know who that is, is it? Yeah, I think I know who that is too. Yeah, you're in trouble trouble. I ain't in trouble trouble. Oh, I am not in trouble trouble. Hey, Tal Boogie, what's going on, girl? That's my girl right there. My ex -work wife. There you go. But yeah, so this word is called
Speaker: Fear of long words is a long word. That's hilarious. It's a dude. It really is. It's about 475 letters. It is. It is hip, hippo, pot, tomato, straws, is cool. A Philip, Philip, only a phobia. Wow.
Speaker: I'm going to go ahead and screenshot this and I'm going to post it on Facebook. Yes. Say that five times fast. I can barely say it. He couldn't say it once. I want any one of you motherfuckers who think you can say this word. That is a challenge. I want a video of anybody listening, any of you listening, Michael, Jeffrey. What you need to do is put the word into Google and put phonetically.
Speaker: add phonetic also type the word in utile and put the go to bed Noah announcements pass your bedtime Noah's in Germany let him be hold on a second let me see how they say it and he's 14 he's our youngest listener so I said it's bedtime he would turn off wouldn't you you stupid whore yeah
Speaker: Uh, how do you say? You ready for this? Hippopotaminstrosesquiptaleophobia. Damn! Right? We can put it on. We can type it out. Hippopotaminstrosesquiptaleophobia. Hippopotaminstrosesquiptaleophobia.
Speaker: Hippopotamistrosis -quippedaleophobia. Hippopotamistrosis -quippedaleophobia. There's a word for that. That is the T -shirt right there, gentlemen. Yes, yeah, right. I'm going to get the tattoo. I want to hear Google say it slow. Hippopotamistrosis -quippedaleophobia.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah you heard it said 20 times and you still can't say it I just looked at it for the first time and damn here shit myself
Speaker: I gotta, I gotta say this. And number three. You know, some asshole, you know, some asshole said, you know, we need a fear for this. Yeah. And the fact that it's a fear of long words and it is like the second longest word in the day. Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna skip number, I'm gonna skip number three for right now because number three is near and dear to my heart. Okay. And you guys will understand as soon as I go. So I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna jump to number two and then I'll do number one and then I'll do number three.
Speaker: Number two, believe it or not, Walmart has a lower acceptance rate than Harvard. What? Harvard might be hard to get into with 4 .5 % admittance rate, but try this on for size. Only 2 .6 % of Walmart applicants are accepted. How about them apples?
Speaker: Now we realize this is a comparison, isn't exactly flawless, but you have to admit, have we've all been to Walmart, right? Yeah. I call fans on that because we've all seen some people that are like, wow. Right. And number, number one, the, uh, the, the Supreme court,
Speaker: We all know what that is. They have their own private basketball court. And it's got a really cool nickname, apparently. There is a basketball court on the top floor of the U .S. Supreme Court. No, it is actually kind of cool. But there's a basketball court on the top floor of the U .S. Supreme Court building, and its nickname is the highest court in the land. Nice.
Speaker: So, but number three, like I said, and if Jody's still here, and if she's still listening, she'll get a kick out of this. Hey Tina got her top five in. Nice.
Speaker: a football fan this I'd have made this number number number one personally but a football fan once dedicated his obituary to insulting an NFL team nice true story a lifetime Cleveland Browns fan and season ticket holder requested in his obituary for six Cleveland Browns Paul Bearers at his funeral why
Speaker: so the Browns could let him down one last time. Ooh. Nice. As the Cleveland Browns fan, I see that, and I was just like, aw, so true. Idea? Check. Mental note. Make that note. Put it in my will. The mental note. Email Jeff about this so he can add it to my funeralism. Yes. Right here. My personal funeral.
Speaker: right? I need I need six Cleveland Browns to lower me on to the round. As Jeff comes running the aisle with Vowel, the Molotov Cocktail, screaming, he wanted this! And that is the that is the conclusion of the four part, most random facts that are so funny, it's hard that they are true or hard to believe they are true. Yeah, speaking of being a Cleveland Browns fan,
Speaker: Certain someone has had me rooting for the Bengals the last couple of weeks in the playoffs. And I kind of feel dirty for it. And you should be. I do. You should be. You dirty whore. I should be punished. I should be handcuffed and detained. I was about to say, you should be handcuffed away from anything like that. Handcuffed and detained for many hours.
Speaker: and talk a lesson. Oh my god. Dirty whore.
Speaker: So BDSM it is. Yeah. No, I was, I was over there Saturday and I had the game on. I was like, I have never gotten, I had never gotten so damn excited for a Bengals game in my life, but I was, I had the game on. I was like on the edge of the couch. Cause it literally came down to a field goal at the end of the game. And I'm like, Oh, let's go. And then I'm like, why am I so excited for the Bengals? I'm not even drunk. I think it's for that excuse. Hmm.
Speaker: Going, going, going. It was a good game though. I'm happy for the Bengals. I can't say I watched. I gotta go fry some chicken. Can you guys talk? Michael, can you feel I have to run to the gate?
Speaker: hold on let me let me bring in my kid and talk with with mike no don't do that michael it's your corner it's mike's corner yeah mike's words of wisdom i've run the game yeah mike's words of wisdom what really grinds your ears what really puts your nuts in a vice grip michael
Speaker: I'm changing your name from the Big Dog to Dead Air Michael. At this point. You have your fucking mic muted. I'm sorry, I forgot the mic. I was giving you an open platform. It was a really good game, yeah. What? What? I'm gonna go kill myself.
Speaker: That was great. Yes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I did not realize that my mic was on mute. It is I, the pig dog. And now my mind has gone blank and I don't know what to talk about. Usually you guys can't get me to shut up. And now I don't know what to say. Yeah, that happens.
Speaker: Um, Jeff needs to hurry up. Oh my God. I didn't mean to put you on the spot like that. Hold on a second. The champ is back, baby. Don't worry. I got you. Just don't put you right on the spot. Mike needs a mic check. Yeah, I need a mic check. Yeah, right. Somebody, Mike needs something.
Speaker: He needs some milk. Call 911. I do need some milk. I didn't mean to put you on the spot, man. You're like all the time. You know, normally you can't get me to shut up and then just like as soon as you did, I was like deer in the headlights. What? Talking. Oh.
Speaker: I like trees and flowers are nice and grass. Grass is green. The sky is blue. You don't have any more words of wisdom? Yes, relevant.
Speaker: fuck is this the weather channel what are you jim cantor date whatever the hell it is i woke up it was like negative like it's january it's january it's it's winter february that's cool i'm so glad i don't want to go to society anymore i asked why do men expect women to be more emotionally invested i don't know how about i reverse that on you why do you know because it's it's
Speaker: generally that question is reversed and it's women who expect them to be more emotionally invested. And when men are emotionally invested, they're kind of shocked by it. I don't know how to think or what to do. And then that freaks them out. And then they leave some of that's okay. Well, the thing, the thing is, is, um, not all women,
Speaker: Not all men pick up on cues. You ever thought that maybe they don't know? Yeah, some of those are absolute big dumb animals. And little subtle hints do nothing. And you have to literally smack us in the face. I am not that way. I'm very much emotionally invested right now. I'm very much that way. I get hit on all. I have no idea.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. She's got no idea. But I'm very like I said, I'm very much emotionally invested right now. And I find out later, like, oh, I was trying to shut up with you. I'm like, seriously? Like, yeah. Oh, I had no clue. And then I'm shocked. I'm like, you think I'm cute? What? What is this madness? Nobody has ever said that to you.
Speaker: It was a guy and he thought you were cute in your dress that you wear. Your little skirt. It is a cute skirt. It is cute. It is a cute skirt. I'll get you. Your legs look fantastic. I'll get you one. Oh, can we have matching ones? Yeah. We can get matching kilts. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Matching skirts. Matching kilts and then we can go to Scarborough Fair. We can go. There's a Renaissance festival here too.
Speaker: That's where I got that's where I got this from. We can go to red. We can go to red. And kilts are awesome. And one of the best features of the kilt is you can't wear underwear with them. Ring ding diddle diddle diddle. Ring dad diddle. Yeah. You ever hear that song? Yeah. The Scotsman song. Yeah, the Scotsman song.
Speaker: Every Friday it was a it was a it was a staple for the morning show Which is still on the air I cannot believe those guys are still on the air up here because I grump listening to him but every Friday that was like a staple they played the the Scotsman song about Scotsman getting drunk and two drunk girls lifting his kilt to see if it was true About what they say that they don't wear nothing underneath They got a handful um
Speaker: Well, you know what? Underwear in a kilt is also for, um, I've learned some safety hazards when exiting a vehicle. Well, I'm wearing boxers. I am wearing boxers under a kilt. I am not Tom Petty and I am not free balling anything. And Tina is 100 % right. You want to know why you don't wear underwear with a kilt? You watch the movie Rob Roy.
Speaker: It's the same benefit as a woman not wearing panties under a dress. It's not anything new. It's still amazing. I mean... I've never worn a skirt, Mike, so I don't know. It's a killer.
Speaker: I mean it's a skirt but you can call it what you want to call it to make yourself feel better. So does that mean that Alexander the Great, one of the best generals of all history, wore a skirt because it was a tunic and that was the style of the time? Yes, he wore a dress. It was a sundress.
Speaker: It was a sundress. It's human words. Michael, don't try to play. Don't, don't try to, don't, don't try to play your history because I could go means Julius Caesar Marcus Aurelius, you know, yes. They also used to have sex with men back in the day. Well, not that there's anything wrong with having, if you're a man having sex with another man, but
Speaker: Center sex with them. It wasn't about they didn't they didn't need an alphabet like me insecure motherfuckers need skirt Oh, no, I'm a terrible human being because I'm a white street boy I'm gonna get punched in the head is what you can get. Did someone just go? Yeah, that was Kevin. Oh, yeah, I Need a post that can talk on you know, I'm not
Speaker: Right. Get that, get that sal bit. No, no, I made my own.
Speaker: It was funny as shit. Sex wasn't about sex with men back then. It was about dominance of anime. I don't need to have sex with Mike and Jeff to claim my dominance. I just have to wear my $10 Walmart WWE belt. That is a $19 WWE belt. I looked at it.
Speaker: Well, this one actually might be a little bit more because it's got like the it's not the velcro. Oh, yeah. The $25 model. Yeah. All I need is all I need is a starting five list to declare my dominance. Honestly, Jeff threw that away.
Speaker: I can't believe he did that. I can't believe he did too. And I thought he had it. I was pushing for him to get that tonight. And I thought he had it. And that's why I posted. That's why I posted on my other two TikTok pages because I was winning by one. And then he went up by one and I was like, oh shit, he's going to actually get this. And then I tied him and then I went up again.
Speaker: And like I said, literally before I stopped taking counting votes and stuff, he tied me and I was like, all right, so. I mean, let's just be honest, Humble Glitch. The better list until he hit Joneses. I mean, the jalapeno. I can understand why that hurt him. Just nachos, just saying nachos.
Speaker: I mean, we we we we both had we both had very good lists. But you know, Rihanna. Yeah, I thought that was. Umbrella, Ella, Ella. And in what she's saying in Venom two. Oh, I see. The girlfriend shriek. The girlfriend shriek. Yeah. Oh, no, shit. I did not know that.
Speaker: Cause Rihanna has too. So I thought, I thought, I thought, I always thought so was a lot of makeup and an accent was Rihanna. I like Rihanna. She's a good singer. I do too. She's gorgeous too.
Speaker: Okay, ladies and gentlemen woke Jeff Hey, I give I give credit where credit to do I didn't know that they were I didn't know they were gonna introduce shriek in that quick. I Wasn't I wasn't that it should have been carnage
Speaker: Welcome, I said a lot of good things about you tonight. Don't make me take them back. So what was your question, Mr. Blake? A little behind the scenes, a little behind the curtains for you guys, because again, like I said, I can't get ahold of these assholes outside of the show. And I brought it up to Mike and... Anyways, I gotta stop.
Speaker: So I kind of started thinking and I brought it up and was talking about it I'm thinking about We talked about in the past thing about doing a third show on Mondays Not three hours just two hours But just because that Saturday to Wednesday I get to Jones in like a crackhead So You know and and and and and
Speaker: It's one of those things where... He was looking at what I was looking at, then you'd be doing the same thing. It's definitely something to look into. Well, not only look into it, but I kind of want to start doing it next week.
Speaker: Maybe every other week. Maybe every other week. Because I'm literally getting ready. I do have a situation with my children. That are where my issue is as well. Well, you know what? Take your fucking laptops with you. Make sure there's Wi -Fi. And court and stuff like that. And make sure there's Wi -Fi. You had a court. You're not in court at 6 o 'clock at night.
Speaker: I'll do the fucking thing by my dime self. But it's one of those things. It's one of those things that we're gaining traction. The iron is hot. Why not? Why not strike? Relevant had a good idea. What's that? So invite us ladies in for guest hosting on Mondays. There you go. Well, we, you know, that's fine. If these two idiots can't make it on a Monday night, but it's not going to be like,
Speaker: It's still gonna be the same show. Right. So it's not like, it's not like, you know, if I don't, you know, for whatever reason, if I don't make it in, it's not gonna turn into Mike talking for two hours about how big his dick is and how he eats pussy or anything like that. Or, you know, it's not gonna be an over -sexualized bullshit. I haven't said that today. It's gonna be the same, it's gonna be the same show as it is right now. I'm sorry, I never. I haven't said it today. Look, I can't help it that that's what my ex -wife told me was that she cheated on me because my dick was too big. Oh my God, here we go again, Paul.
Speaker: And he brought it up. I wasn't going to talk about it. You know what? Fuck these two. Who wants to come in and do a Monday show with me? It's going to be the same show without these two idiots. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. I've got a lot of comments. I've got a lot of comments and a lot of quit. Tell it. Tell Blake to quit talking about my day. I am no problem. I have no problem bringing in
Speaker: guest host Jeff can't make or if Mike and or Jeff couldn't make it on a Monday Yeah, not all but like I said, I've been wanting to do a third show for a while Jeff you and I talked about it a while back Yeah, Mike and I have talked about it I'm just worried especially with the seventh
Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker: You know, like I said, we're gaining traction, we're getting popularity. I'm busting my ass on this, and I know you guys probably don't see it or don't realize it, but, you know, because you guys just have to turn your cameras on and show up, but I'm busting my ass over here trying to grow this. I'm trying to come up with different things and different ideas, and I think a third show would be a good idea at this point. I think it's a good idea.
Speaker: Even if we, we can even alternate Mike and myself with a third. Yeah, definitely. No, 100%. Yeah, no, 100%. Yeah, we can, you know, we can be shy. The only thing that I'm worried about is with my kids. My parents did offer a suggestion because after I get my heat situated, they want me to continue to do the podcast at my grandparents house. That way they can watch the kids. That's not bad.
Speaker: But now I'm thinking about, okay, so now I have to drive for about two or three times a week. So, um, I think it's definitely worth it. Yeah. Well, you got to get out of the basement because you've got some, you, you got some glitches going on tonight. So you got to get out of the basement. Yeah. You got to get where you can get really, really, really, really good signal. So.
Speaker: But I think this has been pretty good compared to the last two episodes where we had major technical difficulties. Oh, yeah. Well, we actually had to quit the show and start it up again. Yeah, but I don't think that was us. I think that's not even like Chris. I think it comes down to like. Well, my computer crashed. Yeah, exactly. I mean, yeah. And then I don't know what happened. I think I was using used computers. The only reason my computer is brand new is because I needed it for work.
Speaker: Well, my computer's new. I mean, it's not, you know... What's going on? My broaster's here. Welcome, broaster. But no, like I said, it's something we can look into.
Speaker: Well, like I said, I'd like to start next week. So Jeff, if you can't make it next Monday, that's cool. Mike, if you can't make it next Monday or whatever, that's cool. We can find some fillers. I imagine if I reach out to Tony and see if he wants to do a Monday show with me, Tony would gladly jump in. Obviously, you know, tatted. I do have my kids. I do have my kids on Monday.
Speaker: I will let you know probably by Friday if I can do my next show. This Monday. Also at the same time, if you guys can't make it, one of the things that might be good is hearing different voices. Obviously, I'm gonna be here. This is my baby. This is my baby. No, I mean, it has nothing to do with - I'm gonna be here.
Speaker: But, you know, if we can get some, you know, maybe. That's where I'm looking at, Ted. Yeah, well, she was big mad before, too, and I knew it was going to be an issue when I, when I, when I, when I thought about this, this time around. So, but. But we put in the dedication and we do it and we start turning sponsors and start getting profit. Yeah, exactly. Toons will change. That, that, that will change.
Speaker: Yeah, I get a lot of the things that I'm doing that you guys may or may not realize is I'm working on that I'm You know, I ask you guys for some design ideas send them to the email so I can save them and stuff like that I want to get the merchandise up there I want to get the I want to get that back up and rolling so but it's just like I said, I'd like to maybe next Monday Give it a run if you guys can make it you can make it if not, then you know
Speaker: Let me know by Friday or Saturday, Saturday show, whatever. And then I can set something up for Monday. If you guys can't be here. Well, like I said, I can set something up. You know, I can have other voices on here. I can have other people on here with me. Yeah. I'm giving you my schedule now. So.
Speaker: But, you know, and absolutely, I mean, absolutely, I mean, you know, I have no problem getting a female's voice. And I don't want to put four people on here on a regular basis, but if the Monday show, we throw in a, we throw in a, thank you, Wicked, we throw in a female voice on the Monday show with myself and either one of you or two VMA voices or Tony D, if Tony wants to do it, it'll be a nice little change of pace. But with all that being said,
Speaker: We have reached the end of the show, ladies and gentlemen. We're gonna end this the only way we know how. And yes, I'm being the Jeff right now because thank you, thank you, thank you, Wicked. You don't have to do that. Well, actually you guys do. Send us all the gifts you want. I am ending the show earlier, early. I mean, not early, but on time.
Speaker: So thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We appreciate you guys. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. Um, a little off the rails tonight, but you know, sometimes that happens. Sometimes, uh, it's, uh, Hey, there he is. Now if I could just get him on the show, that'd be awesome. The musician I'm trying to get on the show. Oh, okay. Just follow us on Instagram. Sweet. But, uh,
Speaker: Shit was I gonna do? Oh yeah, that's what I'm doing. So yeah, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Definitely appreciated. Mike and Jeff. Love you guys. As always, thank you guys for hanging out with me for another show. We're going to end this the only way we know how, but before we do that, if you're not already,
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Speaker: And in the words of Michael with his words of wisdom tonight, if there's a warning label, it's because you're a fucking idiot. Somebody somewhere is. Yes. And with that being said, we're going to end the show the only way we know how with a little blacked out mojo. If you're not already, go give them guys a follow. Go let them know. Nonsense school nonsense sent you. Go give them some love.
Speaker: The music is phenomenal. They're currently on a cruise right now. They're doing a cruise tour. Lucky bastards. Why can't we do a cruise tour? Well, we'll get there. Because we have family stories. Yeah, we got, like, responsibility. You can't even commit to Monday. And budgets. Yeah, we can't do Monday. We'll get there eventually. I know you keep your days coming.
Speaker: Maybe one day, maybe one day we'll be so, maybe one day we'll be so big that Blacktop Mojo will say, hey, come on tour with us. And you guys can open the shoot. You guys can do MCN.
Speaker: She lost her mood, she lost her not, she lost her blood on her hands She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red She whispers prayers into the wind and she commutes with the dead
Speaker: She throws the bones into the fire and in darkness she turns Grace the blade above her head As I began to breathe she said Oh, I'm all over the sky Take this sacrifice I wanna live forever
Speaker: When Oz look on and she starts to feast There was a smile on her face as she watched my soul lead It's her last to back her head As blood ran down her chin she said
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a Speedy Mart. We have hot dogs, too, for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a wrist cracker, pregnant with a cheese baby.
Speaker: All right. Well, nailed it. Let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to $15 for a goddamn lighter. And I'm already bathroom key as well. Yeah, bathroom key. All right. I'm going to punch that clerk right in his head. Right there. Make sure you bring that up to the boys. And that'll be $30. We really do. We really do. What do you expect for minimum wage? We're in a course. We get minimum education. Whatever, man. OK. Yeah, whatever, man.
Speaker: I'm sorry. There she is. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck. Oh shit, Chuck. Oh shit, Chuck. Oh shit.
Speaker: I won't live forever No, spirit in the air Give me my love, make me a god like you Make me a god
Speaker: And we are out of here. Thank you guys for listening. We'll see y 'all Saturday night. Jeffrey hit him with it one time. Deuces. Peace out. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Dalton, I had to ask the question because so when I was in Cincinnati this weekend, oh, yes, we was
Speaker: played in bed or whatever, and she was flipping through the guide, looking to try to find something, and she said, oh, Caddyshack. And I was like, wait a minute. And after Caddyshack was National Lampoon's vacation, and she was like, she got excited. I was like, wait a minute. You like Caddyshack? Yeah, I love this movie. I was like, you like Lampoon's? I was like, OK. So last time we were talking, I was like, OK, I got to ask you. I was like, what do you feel about late 80s, early 90s Tom Cruise?
Speaker: And then I brought up Patrick Swayze. We'll just say compatible. Check, check. I was like, so Sunday, lazy Sundays, we could watch like Roadhouse. I literally, as I said, I did get the MGM package for Prime. And one of the first things I watched was Roadhouse.
Speaker: Said she wasn't a big fan of cocktail or she's not risky business. She doesn't think she's seen I like cocktail. They're cheesy The speech the speech from cocktail Poster
Speaker: doing that speech about the bartender speech. I'm the world's last barman poet. Show me the money. Oh, yeah. That wasn't good. That wasn't cocktail. That was good. Yes. No, it's not a burp competition. Sorry. What's what?
Speaker: No, no, this is no competition. Show me the money. No, it's not a part of competition. I'm involved. There's no competition. The people's champ is here. For those of you who are listening to the audio replay, Michael just rolled his eyes. Mike, for an incidence of audio.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I knew there was one that you said that you didn't see or you didn't like or you didn't. I'm sorry. She saw a cocktail. OK. Maybe it was days of thunder that she said she could. I like days of thunder. I thought that was a genius movie. But I feel like the hammer. Damn. Yeah. That movie really what made that movie was what's his name? And not Tom Curtis. It was all.
Speaker: Yeah, I almost said Gene Hackman, but yeah, Robert Duvall. Yeah, kind of like words are hard, forgot. But yeah, Robert Duvall. You would have said Gene Hackman. Oh, shut up, Wilk. I would have been so quiet and never let you live it down if you would have said Gene. I know, that's why I didn't say anything because I was not, I'm not going to pull a mic over here and be so sure of myself.
Speaker: Don't you put that on me certain parts about that. I can't feel my legs
Speaker: You know what movie my wife and I cannot agree on? Ricky Booby. Ricky Booby. No, my wife and I cannot agree on this one movie, and my wife is not a Jack Black thing. She's not a Jack Black thing. Is this Stepbrother's life? No, she is. That's another good movie.
Speaker: We can't agree on is not a good movie, it's not good
Speaker: Jack Black is the same character in every movie. He's not that good. He's a hell of a singer. I love Tenacious D. And The Pick of Destiny was a good movie. I liked him in School of Rock. Yeah, I mean, but I did like School of Rock. I did like The Kung Fu. I did like The Kung Fu. Show how I liked it. But it doesn't hold up. It didn't.
Speaker: No, it doesn't. No, it definitely it definitely doesn't hold up. It could not be made today. I mean, let's let's be honest. Caddyshack and most of the movies from the 80s could not be seen, could not be made today. Oh, absolutely not. Oh, oh, God, no, God, no, I was watching them. So somebody fell asleep Friday night. And I was I was awake that I could not. That's a good one. I'm going to type that down. I'm going to type that down. Oh, I've already got the number one pick for movies that can't be made today.
Speaker: blazing saddles. Yes, sir. He said, he said, no, no, no, I'm sorry. I have a black man.
Speaker: He put the gun on him. He put the gun on him. He put the gun on him.
Speaker: Gene Hackman is in Young Frankenstein He plays the blind monk
Speaker: Yeah, that's acne. Okay, that's acne. It's a young accent. Yeah, I know. And it's going to be terrible. Don't inhale until the tip glows. Well, Wilkins said, I think that you, Wilkins said, I think you write it down and type it up.
Speaker: you guys are gonna like welcome that's my boy I love that dude yeah they are redoing Roadhouse and I've seen bits and pieces of it and it's and I feel the same way and I feel the same way about I will go fight the rock Adam to the list Michael
Speaker: So, let me see where we got. We have mooses, bears, mooses, Texas, Canada, and no, Canada is good. No, Canada is good. Okay, Canada, Canada, Canada got scratched out the list. Can we put California on there somewhere?
Speaker: Sure. Why not? That'd be so easy. I mean, I'll find the elephant. But put the rock. Put the rock as crazy as he does Roadhouse. Oh, only if he does that. Contingency. Contingency. Contingency. No, well, I got I got hugely disappointed when I found out. Why am I fighting? Why am I fighting? I found I got disappointed when I found out that Rock was going to be doing a version of Big Trouble in the Little Chinatown.
Speaker: Put him back on the list. Put him on the list. You know what? I've been thinking about him already. Just put him on the list. No, no. He's on the list. Just put him on the list. But I could do yours from kicking your ass, just so you know. And you know what? The Rock is kind of like the modern day Arnold Schwarzenegger. How or who?
Speaker: Well, not really, not really, because he does a lot of comedy. He's not afraid to make fun of himself. If you really, if you really think about it, if you really think about it. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the same in almost all his movies, too. Yes. He's also really the differences. The Rock is not afraid to make fun of himself. The Rock is not afraid to make. Well, the Rock can make fun of himself after I kick his ass. Schwarzenegger made fun of himself.
Speaker: Have you not seen the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of the Expendables movies? Have you not seen any of
Speaker: I could do that but there's no there's no absolutes because that movie is cursed yeah there isn't well
Speaker: I have a guy who's watching the Moa. He did a movie on Netflix about a little girl. I can't remember the name of it. I saw that. Oh, that was so good. Boy. Where the companies and stuff? Where it switches to spread? I didn't see it. I didn't see that coming. You need to watch it. No. The Rock could never be in the Crow remake, but I could see Jason Momoa doing the Crow. And this is a guy who's watched every Crow movie.
Speaker: I'm still here. I need a fried chicken. Oh really? I like the second crow movie. It was good. Even the last one they did one with
Speaker: Fizz from from from fucking fucking that 70s show. Yeah. He was in a crow movie. And then they did one with Edward. He played the bad. Yeah, I know. I don't think he was. But they did one with Edward Furlong, the kid from Terminator 2. OK, it was called Crow Salvation. It was called Crow Salvation. And he played the crow and God, what was her name? She was young in the movie.
Speaker: Oh, man. But yeah, there's like five or six grow movies are actually not long would actually have been in Terminator 2. Not not salvation. No, salvation is the gross salvation is the crow movie. Right. Yeah, the crew is. I think I think it was Salvation with Edward Furlong. It was actually pretty good. It was it was actually it was actually pretty good read.
Speaker: I tried to watch territory was in it the guy who played angel and Buffy was in it, but the Watch I tried to watch some of the lost boys Sequels. Oh, yeah Those are terrible hard. The only thing the original only thing I liked about the lost boys sequels other than the brothers was the
Speaker: the remake of the song, the cover, he did, I liked, I liked whoever did the remake of the, for the third thing it was, that was a good cover, they did a good job on it. I'm sorry, the one, the crow movie with Edward Furlong in it was called Wicked Prayer, and it had Tara Reid and David Boreanaz, which had played Angel, Danny Trejo was in it, Dennis Hopper was in it. I'll watch it, Trejo, he's awesome.
Speaker: Tito Ortiz was in it. Yeah. I mean, it was, it was actually pretty good. Salvation had, um, Oh, Marilyn Manson redid that one.
Speaker: I'm gonna be honest with you. I hate Marilyn Manson's music. I absolutely love his covers. His covers are so good. He is so bad and so bad. I can't stand the music. Kirsten Dunst was in Crow Salvation. Oh, really? And Eric Mobius plays the crow in Salvation. If you've seen him, you would know who he was.
Speaker: But Fred Ward, yeah Fred actually actually the entire movie the crow salvation movie Was all character the entire movie was all characters that you know that are in everything Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That's the kind of list like a name for ya a top five or starting five list of actors that you know But you don't know their name
Speaker: You'd have to do it with screenshots of their actual faces. You put their name. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No. So if you look up the Crow salvation and look at the cash, you'd be like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Even Walton Goggins is in that. I agree with you. Welcome. I would support a mama playing Craven.
Speaker: I 100 % support that. And I would love to actually see a Craven Last Hunt Spider -Man movie. I would get excited over that shit. And the funny thing is, the Craven isn't even Spider -Man movies.
Speaker: It's my dude. I haven't seen the new Venom movie. I'm so behind on movies. Both Venom movies. And the dude that played him, he's my dude. He got to start playing Star Trek. It's Tom Hardy. No, Tom Hardy did a good job playing Venom in the first one. I want to see Woody Harrelson as his carnage. OK, I know where movie it is. OK. Disappointment. What's that? I can't tell if it's Woody Harrelson. The reason why it's disappointing or if it's just a writing.
Speaker: Yeah, because when I see the previews I was like oh, yeah, I can't tell I can't tell Because you'd think Woody Harrelson you think okay, that dude's crazy. He would be a good I didn't feel like he was crazy enough I didn't feel like he couldn't he had some good line. Yeah, it seemed like really
Speaker: Yeah, I agree with you on that. He had some good lines. There were some good scenes in it, but I just, I felt like the movie could have been better and it could have been a lot more, but the, the Venom and Tom Hardy.
Speaker: Um, portion of that movie was, was you want to see Tom Hardy at his finest and Chris will back me up on this. Tom Hardy at his finest, the pinky fucking blinders, man. Holy shit. It's Tom Hardy. He's not amazing. He plays the head of the Jewish mob. I can't remember. He's changed. I haven't seen season two, season two.
Speaker: Oh my God. I forgot. I forgot what. I will find the YouTube. British guy. He played some British guy that was in jail. That was a. Yeah. No, I like I like I like Tom Hardy as Venom.
Speaker: Yeah, I like Tom Hardy as Venom. I think he does a really good job. One of my favorite... Wallace is my favorite. That's exactly what I was getting ready to say, Mike. My favorite Tom Hardy movie is Wallace. That movie was so damn good. That's also my favorite Shiloh Abuff movie. Yeah, I actually really enjoyed it. It would be Wallace, Fury and Constantine were my favorite Shiloh Abuff movies.
Speaker: Oh yes, Tyler's really good at... You know, Shia LaBard, he's one of those guys that literally, when he got, you know, when he got Transformers, I was like, holy shit, I love this dude!
Speaker: Yeah. And I never wanted one of those guys that Disney fucked up. And I really feel sorry for him. Yeah. Because he's one of those actors that Disney completely fucked up. And now he's wacko. Oh, yeah. And I feel sorry for him. I mean, you know, I mean, it happens. He's off the reservation, don't get me wrong. But Fury was surprisingly good and lawless. My God, that was... Oh, that was genius.
Speaker: Yeah. I was actually quite impressed. I haven't finished it yet, just because I fell asleep during it, because I was watching it at 3 o 'clock in the morning, but it was good. It doesn't matter. It's worth, like, 23 million back -to -back watches. It's really good. But the crazy thing about Lawless was when you see it, and spoiler is, is you think Tom Hardy dies in, like, the first 20 minutes. You're like, what the fuck? That was quick. And then you find out he lives, and you're like, oh, shoot. Well, we only got a few minutes left here.
Speaker: Jeffrey. Yeah, I'm going to ask you something since since I can't. Yes, really. Yeah, we're still watching, but yes, really. I kind of said something to Mike before the break, go behind the seats, a little behind the curtain here for you guys watching us. Shrek is the same lady for the Caribbean Collipso. What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker: OK, Calypso, I know who you're talking about. I thought Calypso was. Umbrella Girl. I thought she was the singer. Rihanna? Yeah, I thought that was Rihanna. Umbrella, Ella, Ella, Ella. In what she's saying, in Venom 2. Oh, yeah, see the girlfriend shriek. The girlfriend shriek. Yeah. Oh, no, shit. I did not know that.
Speaker: Cause Rihanna has too. So I thought, I thought, I thought, I always thought so was a lot of makeup and an accent was Rihanna. I like Rihanna. She's a good singer. I do too. She's gorgeous too.
Speaker: Okay, ladies and gentlemen woke Jeff Hey, I give I give credit where credit to do I didn't know that they were I didn't know they were gonna introduce shriek in that quick. I Wasn't I wasn't that it should have been carnage
Speaker: Welcome, I said a lot of good things about you tonight. Don't make me take them back. So what was your question, Preston, Mr. Blake? A little behind the scenes, a little behind the curtains for you guys, because again, like I said, I can't get ahold of these assholes outside of the show. And I brought it up to Mike and... Anyways, I gotta stop.
Speaker: So I kind of started thinking, and I brought it up and was talking about it. I'm thinking about, we talked about in the past, thinking about doing a third show on Mondays. Not three hours, just two hours. But just because that Saturday to Wednesday, I get to Jones in like a crack head. So, you know, and, and, and, and, and, and,
Speaker: It's one of those things where... He was looking at what I was looking at, then he'd be doing the same thing. It's definitely something to look into. Well, not only look into it, but I kind of want to start doing it next week.
Speaker: maybe maybe every other week maybe every other week because I'm literally getting ready I do have I do have a situation with my children that are there where's my issues as well well you know what take your fucking laptops with you make sure there's Wi -Fi and court and make sure there's Wi -Fi you had a court you're not in court at six o 'clock at night
Speaker: I'll do the fucking thing by my dime self. But it's one of those things, it's one of those things that we're gaining traction, the iron is hot. Why not, why not strike? Relevant had a good idea. What's that? So invite us ladies in for guest hosting on Mondays. There you go. Well, we, you know, that's fine. If these two idiots can't make it on a Monday night, but it's not going to be like,
Speaker: It's still gonna be the same show. Right. So it's not like, it's not like, you know, if I don't, you know, for whatever reason, if I don't make it in, it's not gonna turn into Mike talking for two hours about how big his dick is and how he eats pussy or anything like that. Or, you know, it's not gonna be an over -sexualized bullshit. I haven't said that today. It's gonna be the same, it's gonna be the same show as it is right now. I'm sorry, I never said it today. Look, I can't help it that that's what my ex -wife told me was that she cheated on me because my dick was stupid. Oh my God, here we go again, Paul.
Speaker: And he brought it up. I wasn't going to talk about it. You know what? Fuck these two. Who wants to come in and do a Monday show with me? It's going to be the same show without these two idiots. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. I've got a lot of comments. I've got a lot of comments and a lot of. Quit. Tell me. Tell Blake to quit talking about my day. I am no problem. I have no problem bringing in
Speaker: guest host Jeff can't make or if Mike and or Jeff couldn't make it on a Monday yeah not all but like I said I've been wanting to do a third show for a while Jeff you and I talked about it a while back yeah Mike and I have talked about it I'm just worried especially with the seventh
Speaker: I don't know. But it's one of those things where
Speaker: You know, like I said, we're gaining traction, we're getting popularity. I'm busting my ass on this, and I know you guys probably don't see it or don't realize it, but, you know, because you guys just have to turn your cameras on and show up, but I'm busting my ass over here trying to grow this. I'm trying to come up with different things and different ideas, and I think a third show would be a good idea at this point. I think it's a good idea.
Speaker: You know, even if we we can even alternate Mike and myself with a third. Yeah, definitely. No, 100%. Yeah, no, 100%. Yeah, we can, you know, we can be shy. The only thing that I'm worried about is with my kids. My parents did offer a suggestion because after I get my heat situated, they want me to continue to do the podcast at my grandparents house. That way they can watch the kids. That's not better.
Speaker: But now I'm thinking about, okay, so now I have to drive for about two or three times a week. So, um, I think it's definitely worth it. Yeah. Well, you got to get out of the basement because you've got some, you got some glitches going on tonight. So you got to get out of the basement. Yeah. You got to get where you can get really, really, really, really good signal. So.
Speaker: But I think this has been pretty good compared to the last two episodes where we had major technical difficulties. Oh, yeah. Well, we actually had to quit the show and start it up again. Yeah, but I don't think that was us. I think that's not even like Chris. I think it comes down to like... Well, my computer crashed. Yeah, exactly. I mean, yeah. And then I don't know what happened. The only reason my computer is brand new is because I needed it for work.
Speaker: Well, my computer's new. I mean, it's not, you know... What's going on? My broaster's here. Welcome, broaster. But no, like I said, it's something we can look into.
Speaker: Well, like I said, I'd like to start next week. So Jeff, if you can't make it next Monday, that's cool. Mike, if you can't make it next Monday or whatever, that's cool. We can find some fillers. I imagine if I reach out to Tony and see if he wants to do a Monday show with me, Tony would gladly jump in. Obviously, you know, tatted. I do have my kids. I do have my kids on Monday.
Speaker: I will let you know probably by Friday if I can do my next show. Also at the same time, if you guys can't make it, one of the things that might be good is hearing different voices. Obviously, I'm going to be here. This is my baby. This is my baby. I'm going to be here.
Speaker: Yeah, well, she was big bad before too. And I knew it was going to be an issue when I, when I, when I, when I thought about this, this time around. So, but put in the dedication and we do it and we start turning sponsors and start getting profit. Yeah, exactly. That, that, that change. Yeah. I get, I get a lot of the things that I'm doing that you guys may or may not realize is I'm working on that. I'm, I'm, you know, I asked you guys for,
Speaker: But, you know, if we can get some, you know, maybe. That's where I'm looking at, Ted.
Speaker: some design ideas, send them to the email so I can save them and stuff like that. I want to get the merchandise up there. I want to get the I want to get that back up and rolling. So but it's just like I said, I'd like to maybe next Monday, give it a run. If you guys can make it, you can make it. If not, then, you know, let me know by Friday or Saturday, Saturday show, whatever. And then I can set something up for Monday if you guys can't be here. The only reason is because my wife's birthday is coming up this week.
Speaker: Well, like I said, I can set something up. You know, I can have other voices on here. I can have other people on here with me. Yeah. I'm giving you my schedule now. So. But, you know, absolutely. I mean, absolutely. I mean, you know, I have no problem getting a female's voice. And I don't want to put four people on here on a regular basis. But if the Monday show we throw in a we throw in a thank you wicked.
Speaker: We throw in a female voice on the Monday show with myself and either one of you or two female voices or Tony D, if Tony wants to do it. It'll be a nice little change of pace. But with all that being said, we have reached the end of the show, ladies and gentlemen. We're gonna end this the only way we know how.
Speaker: Yes, I'm being the Jeff right now because thank you. Thank you. Thank you wicked. You don't have to do that Well, actually you guys do send us all the gifts you want I am ending the show earlier early. I mean it not early but on time
Speaker: So thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Uh, we appreciate you guys. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. Um, a little off the rails tonight, but you know, sometimes that happens. Sometimes, uh, it's, uh, Hey, there he is. Now if I could just get him on the show, that'd be awesome. The musician I'm trying to get on the show. Oh, okay. Just followed us on Instagram. But, uh,
Speaker: Shit was I gonna do? Oh yeah, that's what I'm doing. So yeah, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Definitely appreciated. Mike and Jeff. Love you guys. As always, thank you guys for hanging out with me for another show. We're going to end this the only way we know how, but before we do that, if you're not already
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Speaker: And in the words of Michael, with his words of wisdom tonight, if there's a warning label, it's because you're a fucking idiot. Somebody somewhere is. Yes. And with that being said, we're going to end the show the only way we know how with a little blacked out mojo. If you're not already, go give them guys a follow. Go let them know. Nonsense school nonsense sent you. Go give them some love.
Speaker: The music is phenomenal. They're currently on a cruise right now. They're doing a cruise tour. Lucky bastards. Why can't we do a cruise tour? Well, we'll get there. Because we have family stories. Yeah, we got, like, responsibilities. You can't even commit to Monday. And budgets. Yeah, we can't. We'll get there eventually. I got vacation days coming.
Speaker: Maybe one day, maybe one day we'll be so, maybe one day we'll be so big that Blacktop Mojo will say, hey, come on tour with us. And you guys can open the show. You guys can do MCN.
Speaker: But now she lies the blood on her head She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red She whispers prayers into the wind and she communes with the dead
Speaker: She throws the bones into the fire and in darkness she tends To ease the blade above her head As I began to breathe she said Oh, I'm all over the sky Take this sacrifice I wanna live forever
Speaker: Look on and she starts to feast There was a smile on her face as she watched my soul leave It's her last to back her head As blood ran down her chin, she said
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a Speedy Mart. We have hot dogs, too, for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yet. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a wrist cracker, pregnant with a cheese baby.
Speaker: All right. Well, nailed it. Let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to $15 for a goddamn lighter. And I'm already bathroom key as well. Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. I'm going to punch that close right in his head. Right there. Make sure you bring it back. And that'll be $1 ,600. We really do. We really do. What do you expect for minimum wage? You get minimum education. Whatever, man. OK. Yeah, whatever, man.
Speaker: I'm sorry. There she is. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck. Oh shit, Chuck. Oh shit, Chuck. Oh shit.
Speaker: I'm all over in the sky Take this sacrifice I want to live forever No, spirit in the earth Give me whatever Make me a god like you Make me a god like you
Speaker: And we are out of here. Thank you guys for listening. We'll see y 'all Saturday night. Jeffrey hit him with it one time. Deuces! Peace out. Goodbye, motherfuckers.
