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Speaker: Meet Jasper and Leanna.
Speaker: Jasper uses they, it pronouns.
Speaker: Leanna uses they, demon pronouns.
Speaker: Look out!
Speaker: It's the evil demon, Leanna!
Speaker: So the first sentence would be, Leanna is my partner, they are cute, and I am theirs.
Speaker: I love them very much, and I hope they love themselves too.
Speaker: Aww, you guys.
Speaker: Girl.
Speaker: What?
Speaker: It's sweet.
Speaker: Okay, it's really stupid.
Speaker: For the demon pronouns, it would be, Leona is my partner, Dean is cute, and I belong to Dean.
Speaker: I love demon very much, and I hope Dean loves himself too.
Speaker: I really do hope Demon loves himself.
Speaker: I do.
Speaker: Demon is so nice.
Speaker: And the way all his clothes match, red is not an easy color to pull off.
Speaker: Plus, carrying around that pitchfork has to be cumbersome.
Speaker: Is it legal to abort a child in the 63rd trimester?
Speaker: By the way, Demon isn't a pronoun.
Speaker: It's a nickname, Nimrod.
Speaker: I'd say let's check in with these two amateurs when they're 30, but... Amateurs usually don't make it.
