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Speaker: Little dancer came dancing to my door Last night a little angel came pumping across my soul She said, come on baby, got a license for love And it's pretty expired Pretty hot from above because In the midnight hour, she got more, more, more
Speaker: With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more Wow! In the midnight hour, baby, more, more, more
Speaker: Tired and lonely, she sees me to my bed What set you free and brought you to me, babe? What set you free and need to hear about me? Because in the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more
Speaker: Yes!
Speaker: I fucking hate Facebook. What did we do now?
Speaker: And I want to go and put this out there as we start the show. Elon Musk. I would like to extend an offer to be your tag team partner and we can partner up Zuckerberg with that goofy bastard in the wheelchair. You know, the little guy and we can beat the brakes off of him. Stephen Hawking. Yeah, sure. That guy. He's dead. Yeah. Well, we'll bring him back to life.
Speaker: Okay. I don't need them to be alive. I just need a tag team match because I want to kick Zuckerberg right in the dick. Apparently if I share the show to my pages, I'm getting restricted for community guidelines for spending. That's weird. Cause I literally just shared the show a whole bunch and didn't get anything like that. I shared my show.
Speaker: to my Facebook pages. And I just had to go through a process because first they said, we've noticed unfamiliar activity and you might've been hacked. So then I was like, nope, that was me. Oh, well your account is on restriction due to community guidelines spam.
Speaker: How's it spam if it's my show? It's my show on my Facebook pages, Mark Zuckerberg, you fucking giant twat. Yes, go get on the earth. Don't whack the shit out of you, you fucking nerd. Exactly. What's that, what's that hydrofoil thing he rides? Go get on that shit. Go drown. Jesus.
Speaker: I want to choke. You know what? No, you know what? I don't even I just I want to do all the terrible things that happened to him when he was in school growing up like wedgies. I want to stuff him in a locker. I want to give him a swirly. I want to give him you know, I have a theory about this. This is why he's an asshole because that's what happened to him when he was young. Maybe he just needs a hug. Maybe he needs to slip kick in the ass. So that too.
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Speaker: you know, and you know what? I know I'm saying your name wrong. I don't care because I'm not going to give you the proper respect of saying your name right. You goofy bastard. Yeah, we're not going to respect your pronouns either. Fucker. I didn't know he had pronouns. I don't know. I'm just I'm assuming. Apparently, that's crime, too. So, you know, in Michigan, they did make that a felony, a felony.
Speaker: Yeah, if you miss you know if you miss Gender somebody or call them by their wrong gender or some shit. It's like a felony or some weird shit I think I don't think it would be a felony. Yeah, they're trying to make it a felony It'll never pay felony. I think it's in the process of being passed Well, I just says stay the fuck out of Michigan Because
Speaker: However, I do want to be there for the first time this goes to court. And I want one of those judges that is like, are you fucking kidding me? I'm dealing with fucking murderers and rapists and all this shit. And you're in here for a fucking myth. Get the fuck out of my courtroom. No, because that stuff's not even a crime anymore. What are you talking about? I forgot. Yeah, here you are. I'm moving to France. I'm just saying.
Speaker: you're allowed to go out there and murder people and steal shit and burn cities down. But goddamn fucking, don't fucking call somebody by their own goddamn gender. And as I said, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck. It ain't a fucking goose, motherfucker. It's a duck. And bro, just because you go, my name's ma 'am. No, you're a bro, motherfucker. Yeah. However,
Speaker: There is a video circling around TikTok where there's, you've missed, you've, you've, you've messed up. You messed up my pronouns. Now you're under arrest because apparently you thought I gave a fuck. Both ways. And so, so somebody says Christmas gendered me. Can you turn around? So that one misgendered me. I don't identify as Chris. I identify as asshole.
Speaker: I mean, where does it end? And then when the cop gets there, the cop can be like, you both misgendered me. I identify as the chief. You know, I mean, where does it end? It's it's it's maddening. It's a. Oh, dude, I would have. I would have. Welcome to idiocracy, my friends. Excellent movie, terrible concept.
Speaker: I can't. I can't wait to vote for Macho Camacho as the next president, right? Come into the show. Just help us. Like I said, you apparently mistook me as somebody who gives a fuck because my pronouns are I don't give a fuck.
Speaker: I said it to you on Facebook because that would be that would be my uh that would be my um my defense if somebody's trying to get me on a felony charge for misgenerating the second the cop rolls up that one misgendered me and uh I identify as fuck around and find out I identify as a t -rex
Speaker: Exactly. Now, I'm going to bite your head off. I'll put it on my Facebook page. It's on my Facebook page. That means it's there. Just because I put it in there two seconds ago doesn't mean that it's not true. Yeah, there it is. If somebody says, I don't believe you are a man, I believe you are a woman, and misgender somebody, even intentionally, that is not a crime. Michigan lawmakers are trying to criminalize pronoun use.
Speaker: This is as of July or July 6th of this year. This was a Newsweek. So we all know Newsweek. Yeah, because they never lie. Well, that's like saying.
Speaker: CNN never lies or Fox never lies. They all fucking lie. But nonetheless, it's not like in the onion or something like that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The measure house bill 4474 is included in a package of legislation that would replace Michigan's existing
Speaker: uh, ethnic intimidation act. And it would expand the existing law to cover six sexual orientation, age, gender, identity, or expression and physical or mental disability, religion. I see a problem. If I'm ID'd at the bar, I could literally say, uh, you, you missed, misaged me.
Speaker: Yeah. If they tell you, if you go in there, if you go in there and you're 18 and they say they can't serve you because you're only 18. Well, I identify as 21. Exactly. So you have to serve me. I mean, there's, there's whole, I mean, this is fucking Swiss cheese at its finest. So I mean, if you're reading me the law, I came up that one right off the bat.
Speaker: And and and. No offense to you, but it's not like you went into detail on the fucking wall, you know. I'm just that that's going to end badly. Because I'm also the asshole at 80. My plan is to sit down on my porch and scream, get off my fucking yard. I mean, that's that's life goals. I'm going to throw ball and top cocktails at you even better.
Speaker: That's, I mean, that that's my lifelong dream is like, I want to be that guy. So get off my yard. Calm down. Calm down. Eastward. You're not Gran Torino or whatever the hell that movie was. That movie's fucked up. He would be in jail because he's literally using every slang, negative slang term in the book. I think that was the point. Excellent movie, though. You know,
Speaker: Huh? I've never seen it. It's actually really good. And where he lets his Asian neighbors, like he has a cookout with them and then he lets them take the car and maybe not. No, they're, they're home. They're, they're, they're a type of Asian, but yes, they're, um, I didn't, I didn't say where they were from. I just said, Hey, I knew they were Asian, but, but they, he befriends the one kid and, and this kid is being,
Speaker: This kid's cousins are keep trying to get him in the gang and shit. The Yakuza? I joined the Yakuza. Right? I just watched that. The Wolverine. It was on the other day. Really? It's actually a really decent movie, but it's like it's not something you're like, oh, let's watch Gran Torino again. You know, it's kind of like, yeah, we've seen it. We don't need to see it again. It's kind of like Django.
Speaker: Yeah, it's not. We're gonna watch Django again. We're gonna watch Leonardo DiCaprio drop the inward 475. Yeah, there's a great movie. I love putting tan Dino movies. And yes, I've seen it two or three times. But it's not like it's not my first thing I'm watching. You know, it's just got that
Speaker: every time every time they drop that word. Very hard are very hard are very hard.
Speaker: You know just it was said any other way in that time period What's up Django yeah, it was definitely always hard back then but I mean
Speaker: but you know, Tarantino has a has a reputation for pushing the envelope in his movies and well, it's one of those things. It's like if you make a movie like that, you can't not go for the gold. You know, it's the same thing with like with the inglorious bastards. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, Eli Roth was the goddamn Jew.
Speaker: What's what's the guy's name? He's he's the main bad guy in in Gloria's basket bastards, but he's also a jego. He's plays Django. It's amazing. Fucking actor. I watch that newspaper. He's fucking awesome. Yeah, he's he's in everything. It's kind of what is his name? It's like Christopher. Ward, sir. Christopher. Excellent actor. Watch him in anything.
Speaker: but the way he says the heart are, it's softer, you know? Where the way Leo is saying it's like, damn, Leo, chill the fuck out, bro. I mean, yeah, I guess if there's a softer way to say that. I mean, in the parlance of the times, he's not going, you know, he's going, yeah.
Speaker: almost like if you were explaining what the word was. I mean, also, also a lot softer than, than, than Sam Jackson saying it. Cause I think Sam Jackson says hardware. I'm like, damn dude, I'm offended. That's in the room, man. What the hell?
Speaker: before somebody slips, Jeffrey. I was very careful. I'm only quoting Leonardo DiCaprio. That's going to be that uh speaking of the hard R. That's a nice way to say it. Um there was a lady
Speaker: Please, please. No, no, I'm not going to say it ever so lightly wherever you're going with this. Um, there's a lady she's enjoying any time now. She's in trouble because she was at like a track practice for her kid. And there was some kids from the school sitting in the stands doing the homework, just sitting there. And she's like, you guys can't be here. And she goes hard are.
Speaker: Yeah. And the whole thing was recorded. She's lost her job. Like she damn near lost her mortgage. You know, it's like you don't fuck around with a hard R no more. Even even in private. I'm like, yeah, I know I'm not going to do it. Even when I'm singing along to one of my favorite songs, I'm like, nope, not going to do it. Not going to do it. I don't think I've ever had that problem in private where I'm like, nope, not going to do it. No, it's volumes listening.
Speaker: So like when you're at your local hand meeting? Yeah, you're the only guy there that I'm kind of like, I don't know, guys, maybe we shouldn't say this. We never know who's listening. Look around and get Will Smith and Martin Lawrence at your claim rally. I think I could take Will. You think you could take Will, but you're like, yeah, no, Martin Lawrence would definitely kick my ass. Yeah, because Martin Lawrence is more of a man.
Speaker: Will Smith is, is, he's a cook. I mean, let's be honest. I mean, so are you kind of. Yeah, but in the better way.
Speaker: I don't see me coming up and slapping Chris Rock. I don't think, I don't think there's any better, I don't think, yeah, I'm a cuck, but it's not that bad, you know? All the other weekends, all the other weekends. It's not a full -time gig. If you're a cuck, you're a cuck. There's no,
Speaker: I don't know. Lighter side of being a cuck. I mean, either you are or you're not. Well, that's what Will Smith would get a **** opinion. Yeah, I you know, that's like that. There's this DJ guy. What the hell is his name? Adam Twenty -two or whatever. Sure. Uh he's like host a podcast or something. I don't know. His wife is a only
Speaker: like her big thing for a hot minute was, you know, she wasn't sleeping with other dudes. Now, all of a sudden, she did this video where she slept with this this this black dude that apparently we're walking around with a fucking elephant trunk in his goddamn pants. Like straight up fucking. With a capital fucking C and a hard K at the end. Oh.
Speaker: He was our gay. He was also white for reference. So, you know. Some dude banged my wife. I just sat in the closet, though. I didn't act. So I'm not like sitting in the corner. Yeah, I was in the other room. I mean, I wasn't in the room. I wasn't watching. Oh.
Speaker: I thought you might be hungry after all that hard work. I'm assuming these two live together right? They're married.
Speaker: Okay. So, what do you say after a dude comes out from banging your girl? Yeah, I think he, I think he was in the room. They like recorded it for her. He's going on the camera. You don't, you want to know what her name is? No. Just just in case you want to do scientific research. You know, let me go. Let me do some research. Her name is Lena the plug. Oh.
Speaker: It's not a mic check. I have to. It's a chat chat. I keep trying to explain this to you. Oh, look. I found her. I was going to say she shouldn't be that hard to find. I mean, well, she's good looking. I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed. I mean, but she's not so bad that I'd be like, sure, go ahead and bang Tony D. I'd be like, fuck you, bitch. She's alright.
Speaker: I mean, but but my thing is is the awkward conversation like, yeah, come on in. She's in the bedroom, buddy. I got the camera. We're ready. I can't have that conversation. I'm sorry. You want a beer beforehand? You want a shot? You know, I mean, what do you what do you like on your sandwiches? You like bring in like I like to sprinkle a little dill on my grilled cheese. You want that too?
Speaker: No, you go there and feed him while he's rearranging your girlfriend's entire fucking intestinal system. Right. I don't know what to do with that situation. I'm weird in odd situations like that. Like, if Tony was coming in to bang my wife, I'd be like, so
Speaker: How about them bears? You know, I wouldn't say. So we make a bad news. Bears, you know, Billy Bob Thornton. The original so much better. Walter Mather was way better. Did you see fucking Deadpool? Good movie, right? You know, you know, that's like I said, there's there's no there's no
Speaker: There's no, there's no manual or there's no, there's no bite version of being a cook at the end of the day. If you, if you willingly let your woman, actually let's, let's, let's simplify it. Let's, let's, let's, let's just dumb it all the way down to you. You were a simp bitch. Yeah. Just straight up simp, simping.
Speaker: Simpin ain't pimpin bro. There's a joke in there or something. There it is. That's the joke I was looking for. I was like, there's a joke in there somewhere. I just can't find it. Got me fucked up. Hell no. Hell no. You got me fucked up. Here's my question.
Speaker: I'm gonna fuck your wife. You're going to record it. Fucking you up. Here's my question. How much is she pulling in in this O .F.? I mean, I'm assuming she's making quite a bit. She's she's a porn star. I get that. So I'm assuming she's making a good amount of money. I'm just trying to figure out what's the amount where I'm like, all right.
Speaker: well i mean math on how much i mean for you simply hardly okay anywho there's a something i wanted to bring up to you and i thought it was interesting
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no. No, because I was actually starting to talk about it earlier. We went on to this subject instead. You told me to let you hop on. I sent you a message. Yeah, what the hell? And then you don't even. There's a there's a video floating around TikTok where a a. Female to male. Very much like Nick transitions.
Speaker: OK, and yeah, like Nick goes, I mean, yeah, no, already break, dude, hard. No, no, I verified that. I probably know more than her doctor does at this point, but. And he's he's sitting there and he's got his backwards hat on, he's got the full beard rock and not beard like you, but, you know, more beard like me at the point.
Speaker: and uh he's sitting there he's like no one ever told me how hard it was gonna be to be a man and you know i i've had some of the best friendships for him and meeting some other girl in the bathroom and it's so hard to meet a guy and i want to i want to do it i want to stitch the video and be like yeah suck it up bro you got this and then walk away because that's how it is for dudes it's like
Speaker: You know, this is the role you chose. But I'm like, if I do that, I'm going to get fucking bad. Because it would be and it's not hate speech. It's like, well, this is the role you chose. You know, it's kind of like that's how guys are treated. We're like, we're told rub some fuck. I want to I wanted to do a series of like rub some dirt on it. Run a lap.
Speaker: you know, eat the fucking sandwich, you know, just a bunch of them and then just exit the video. But it's like, because that's what guys are told. But if somebody's like, oh, my feelings are hurt, suck it up, rub some fucking dirt on it, get back out there. Quit being a bitch. Come on. You know, I literally have like four drafts.
Speaker: I have like four drafts ready to go for this video, but I can't pull the trigger on posting it. Do some tampons for your man. Oh, I was literally like, you got this boob. But it was like, I mean, I was like, you're having a men stroll site.
Speaker: You can only go so far with the jokes. If it was you, I can do that joke. Not so much with him. I saw that last night. I was like, yeah, I'm going to have to stitch this. And I recorded like six of them. And I'm like, no, not going to post. Not going to post. I posted that one video where
Speaker: Obviously sarcasm, I mean, if you watch it, it's sarcasm. The woman knocked her the fuck self out. Stop being a pussy and post it. Exactly. What are you, bitch? What are you, little girl? You want us to get you a light? Oh, fucking dress, a can of Bud Light.
Speaker: Yeah, these are the jokes it's a joke not a dick don't think it's hard yeah
Speaker: Don't take it like Lena the plug did. Yes, she did. Like you said, I literally just looked her up. Eh. That's kind of what I thought. I was like, well, I mean, but not worth it. I mean, I expected different. I mean, I didn't expect her to be as good looking as she is, but I also wasn't very impressed. Yeah, not worth it. Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker: There's a there's a dude on tiktok where his his girl I mean she doesn't do only fans or anything like that, but she makes way more money than he does and He does he does blue collar shit like you and I used to like you do now and what I used to do and She does some big office gate where she makes like 150 K a year. He's making maybe 70 Yeah
Speaker: And she's bought him a truck and all this stuff. And he's, you know, he's cool with it. But once again, she's not getting banged by, you know, boys to men on the side either. I don't know. I couldn't think of another. I couldn't think of another reference. What's that dude? Right. Kurt Kreischer just talked about it in Razzle Dazzle special.
Speaker: where right before, right before Corona hit real bad, the pandemic hit real bad, there was a joke email going out about COVID. And when you open it, it shows a picture of this dude hanging dong, like you read about, and you want to talk about smuggling an elephant. Jesus Christ. He's got another person in his pants. And it's just, I mean,
Speaker: He's got a little person who's not getting a job on the on this on the new Snow White movie. Yeah. Well, there's any little person, Jesus. Nope. Why would we hire? Why would we hire little people to play George? That makes no fucking sense. They did the same thing with the new Charlie Charlie and chocolate fabric. The oompa loompas played by fucking Hugh Grant.
Speaker: I didn't know that. Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant is CGI down to a foot and a half tall. Nice. I didn't know that, but I don't know anything about Willy Wonka. I've only seen the first one and bit some pieces in the second one. I don't care for any of them. Only trans people can play trans people in the movies and television. Hey, I'm still upset with fucking Little Mermaid.
Speaker: Not because she's black. No, because she's not a real fucking mermaid. That woman got legs. I'm just saying they got a real mermaid. I mean, I love that. That's the only problem in today's society, that little mermaid was black, not the fact that John Smith is like 40 and she's 14. Agreed. And I was like, we've gone down this road.
Speaker: Who cares what color she is? She's a child and that's a grown ass man. The new one. There's a big post going around that Lindsay Lohan is going to play the chick from Princess and the Frog. And I was like, you know what? I'm in. I just I just I'm waiting for Disney to really fuck up and be like, we're going to get, you know,
Speaker: I don't know what's what's uh jade will and jade's son jayden jayden they're gonna get him to play tarzan think about the consequences of making that movie sure really do in disney remember what i said about treading lightly after no not my idea i'm just saying the way disney's going they're switching all these you know color barriers
Speaker: They're going to fucking up like we should make a black Tarzan. Wait a minute. Are you sure about that, Bob? What? Oh, wait, never mind. It'll be fine. Yeah.
Speaker: We live in the land. We live in Bizarro world already as it is. I mean, we celebrate criminals and build statues of criminals and treat them like they've done something great. Meanwhile, the people who built this country, we tear them down and want to
Speaker: Destroy monuments for people who actually do good in this country or in this world We want to destroy them while we celebrate fucking criminals. So I mean we're already living in the land of bizarro world as it is as as It a disturbed we did that song land of confusion. Hello. All right, like wait a minute He died how while committing a crime and now we're
Speaker: treating him like a saint of some sort. The math isn't math anymore these days. Yeah. You know, I'm sorry. One plus one is no longer two. So, so, so, oh, oh, oh, Billy Bob was robbing the convenience store and the owner shot him.
Speaker: Have you seen the video of the guy with the trashcan ripping cigarette packets off the wall and throwing them in the trashcan? And they beat him with a mop handle? I was like, damn! He's got a mop handle. And it's like one of those skinny mop handles.
Speaker: after he hit that guy like like six times, I was like, oh, he's finally done. No, no. He's going to say it's caught his breath. It went back to town. I'm like, he choked up on the broom and go like, I gotta get better grip. You know, it's coming to the point where
Speaker: Oh, one of my favorite news stories. Our boy, Jason Aldean. He's so in the hell out of Whoopi Goldberg. Yeah, he's so in the view and Whoopi Goldberg because she was like, he's a racist. And he's like, want to bet. She didn't even see the video. She didn't, she didn't, she only read a couple of the lyrics.
Speaker: She read the lyrics on for the first time off the fucking cue cards and she was Even the first time she's got in trouble for opening her stupid fucking mouth and spouting off Without knowing because she went in on the I think it was like the Jews or something not too long ago. Yes well here's the thing and I don't know the exact numbers but
Speaker: and I should not and I should not will be over because she she was an amazing comedian. Oh, she was hilarious. And but it's one of those things. It's like she gets paid what 20 million a year? Probably more. Oh god, I have no idea. But until until she learns to shut the **** up sometimes. That's like me jumping on here and I'm like, I'm going to use the hard art today, Chris, because I make 20 million a
Speaker: No, he's not. No, he's not. No, he's not. I'm saying if I was making 20 million here based on her math, that would give me the right to say it because it's my opinion. Even if you were making 20 million. That's my opinion. If you were making $20 million a year and you had the platform and the
Speaker: Um, oh, what am I thinking? What am I trying to? What's the word I'm looking for? The, uh, I guess you could say cloud or, or notoriety notoriety that she had. And you came on here and you're like, well, today click. I'm using the hard R as, as the most extreme thing I can say. Nope.
Speaker: that's like if I came on here and I was like what the Goldberg is a piece of shit but it's it's just as much it's just as much their views fault the producers and the directors and the writers and all that shit because it's just as much their fault because like I said if you came on and you were going to do that
Speaker: This being my show and me being the host of the show, I should pull your job to be like, no, you're not. I drop your ass down and go, oh, oh, oh, oh. We'll be back in commercial break, ladies and gentlemen. And I'm on the phone. The fuck is you? What the hell? No, Jeff. No, I'm talking about what you go over, damn it. No, no, no. And no. Right. Exactly. It is true. They they got I know they have a legal team.
Speaker: You don't have a show nowadays as big as the fucking you, how it's still big. Their legal team probably had the same reaction that OSHA had when you chose your fucking table saw. God damn it. Fuck.
Speaker: Somebody shut her. You know, you know how you know how you see the videos of the guy at the end of the day, he opens up his bottom drawer. He's got, you know, he's got the liquor bottle and this guy's got like a 40 empty bottles because he works on the he's the legal team for the fucking view. And it's a cases of Jack every day. Well, you know, I mean, you can look at any aspect where people. Because at the end of the day, that's what they're paid to do. They're paid to voice their opinion.
Speaker: I get that. Whether, you know, whether it be CNN or Fox news or something like that. But the problem is a lot of times, and Tony and I have talked about this several times, people open their mouths before they educate themselves. Well, here's the kicker. This is not the first time these companies sued. It's not going to be the last. And the only time she's, when she finally realizes,
Speaker: like what's what's the what's the the kid that shot the what's what's his name um that is a true american hero go joe no what the kid that out of the riots who shot the guy yeah the guys will attack him with the skateboard and then yeah exactly okay so she trashed him and he sued the shit out of her yeah so
Speaker: if i've been sued for multiple millions of dollars because i don't know what he'd written house got but he got a shit ton from multiple places but if i'd been receiving into that lawsuit i'm like maybe i should think before i speak from now on because if that's the problem people don't think before they speak we don't think before we speak we just fucking talk
Speaker: But we're also not out here just... Plus we don't have anything anybody wants to take. We're also not out here 100 % slandering people, you know? Exactly. You know, we have a mild filter. As much as it's almost not there, it's cheesecloth at this point, but it's still there. I mean, I'll tell somebody they're a motherfucking idiot.
Speaker: Right. That's not slander. And if you argue with me, well, then you've proven my point. You're mad because I called you out for being a fucking idiot. Yeah. I mean, you proof. Yeah, I just. And it's like the whole Bud Light thing, they're down like 40 billion.
Speaker: um to the point where you can buy a case of bud life for like six bucks to the point where where that that fucking that fucking weirdo thing whatever it is um dingle dick malaney or whatever his name is her name is whatever um he's not like he's like they didn't defend me no motherfucker you lost his multiple billions of dollars in like a week she's she's shitting all over him
Speaker: Yeah. Uh huh. I think unless I felt in or out for you, you're fired from doing it on your own. What'd I do? Because remember the day I said there were fish fillets for cash and Oscar and chicken tenders for you and buggy. Yeah. Cause they didn't want fish fillets and Austin wasn't here. I just put 12 down at one of his down as we guys, um,
Speaker: Buggy asked for 10. Cash asked for 10. I know I had like 12 of them sons of bitches. Maybe I miscounted them, but I know Cash ate at least 10, but Buggy only had a couple. So I more than likely miscounted them, but I didn't cook the whole box. I didn't cook the whole box. Nobody wanted fish. But what cracked me up is the annual bike rally at Sturgis was this past week.
Speaker: It's going on right now, I believe. Well, yeah, I think it's still going on. I don't know. But somebody posted a video of the Budweiser fucking tent. It's a goddamn ghost town. Every other tent is full of sturges. The Budweiser, nobody's there. Not everybody has a visual distance from that place. Did you hear that Dipshit grandpa Kid Rock? And I like Kid Rock's music.
Speaker: Again, you know, as far as the political stance, you know, I'm kind of in the middle. I lean both ways. I lean more, right? But, you know, Kid Rock is clearly a right -wing lunatic. And he made that whole video. Fuck Bud Light and blah, blah, blah. Watch me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I guess people are.
Speaker: busting his balls because supposedly he's still selling Bud Light at his bar in Nashville. Yeah, but nobody's buying it. Yeah, but if you're going to take a stance like that and you're going to come out and say, fuck you, Bud White, fuck you Budweiser, fuck you, Anheuser -Bouche, you have to yank it out of your fucking bar. It's simple. If you're going to make a stance like that,
Speaker: Yeah. Especially as visual as he went with it too. And as big a name as he is. I mean, you know, if, if, if, if we were to come on this show and, and me, you and Tony and Connor and whatever, we're like, fuck Bud Light. We're not drinking Bud Light anymore. And then like six months go by and one of us is drinking a Bud Light. Nobody's going to go, Oh, no, got you.
Speaker: Well, I mean, we're nobody's dad and I had the conversation when they were here visiting, we stopped in at Speedway and we were getting, we were, when I took them to see the horseshoe, uh, where the Buckeyes play, uh, we stopped in the Speedway. I had to get gas and then cash was thirsty and we wanted to get something to drink and they had Budweiser and Bud Light with your Speedway rewards card at the register. You got an automatic $15 off.
Speaker: So you could have got a trophy or basically a case of beer for essentially $5, a 24 pack of beer for $5. And I was like, I don't know. My morals really aren't that big. And I wasn't as of the whole mill and Dylan Mulaney thing or Mulvaney or whatever its name is.
Speaker: I've been drinking Miller Lite for the last couple of years just because I like it. Right. But I'll buy four or five cases of Bud Lite. For five bucks? Fuck. Yeah. You know, I spent $25 on five cases as opposed to $25 on one. Well, I mean, here's the kicker. Here's the kicker. Costco, they have the Death Star attached to it. So there's code when you go into Costco.
Speaker: If the price ends with like $59, they're going to restock it soon. If the price ends at $99, it's something else. If it has an asterisk, you know, a little black star, that means this is the last time it will be in the store. And Bud Light's got the Death Star attached to it at Costco. This is what I got when I came out of the hospital. What is that? They used to give you bottles of champagne. Yeah.
Speaker: I got two bottles of Canadian with my dinner. Clearly can't Canadian sparkling water beverage. It's a wild cherry. No, it's water. But it's sweet, not like the only water has hops in it. Oh yeah, yeah, that's exactly what I remember.
Speaker: So how's it taste? It's like blackberry, like blackberry. I so I found. Yeah, when I go to the store in the morning, I I try to buy myself like a Gatorade or something like that, or else I'll dehydrate myself because I drink monster and fucking coke all day. And I will make way too much sense.
Speaker: I have to wait to order it because I'd find out if they'll ship here The In the in the case they have the problem with buying it in a bottle in like a plastic bottle is It doesn't stay cold long enough for me to finish it. But if you get water in a can It's it's a different kind of cold. You know what I mean? Yeah cans cold and all that stuff and they have these waters in a can and
Speaker: And they don't carry liquid death here, which is what I was hoping to get. But I bought this as a really good flavor, tastes great. It's seltzer water. So it's carbonated and it's got this weird aftertaste to it. Great taste, the aftertaste. I can't buy another one. It just, oh, I couldn't do it.
Speaker: there was you were talking about Costco and but like there was an article I didn't again I didn't quite read it I didn't get a chance to and of course it disappeared and I didn't even think about it until just now article that supposedly once Costco runs out of their stock that they have a bud light they're not restocking it in the near yeah that's that's the it's called the that when you look at the price tags at Costco
Speaker: They're they have an unwritten code if it ends in 59 they're gonna restock soon or something like that 99 that's that They they have plenty in the back stock or something like that and if there's an asterisk You know, it looks like a star and it's course they call it the Death Star as In this is the last time this product will be on the shelves Any Budweiser
Speaker: Any Anheuser -Busch materials at Costco has the Death Star on it right now, which is kind of fucked up when you think about it. I'm about to put the cast on you for this show. Well, good luck with that. I'm like herpes. I always come back. I mean, you know that. Unfortunately. I'm the herpes of peace.
Speaker: You are the gift that keeps giving. You are the unwanted pair of socks at Christmas. I'm the orange you get in your stocking. They want to use it to beat somebody with. Start swinging. Fucking stocking around. Everybody's going to die.
Speaker: I actually thought of a new I found a new concept something I'm actually kind of playing doing You have kids you run into this issue Your kids piss you off every once while I do something and You're just like god damn it. You know well. Here's what you do. I found this is something. I'm thinking do it Every time your kid pisses you off you put a quarter in a jar Quarter 50 cents, whatever you pick the denomination
Speaker: And then once you get plenty saved up, you put it all into a sock and then you got something to beat them with. That's one way of looking at it, I guess. Yeah, or you put the bar of soap in a towel so it doesn't leave bruises on you. There's that too. But yeah, while we're at this point, since we're getting ready to go on break, we need to mention that this Saturday,
Speaker: There is no show. Because you're going to be out of town and I have birthday parties. Speaking of the kids. Yeah. Speaking of kids. Speaking of little motherfuckers. Yes. Speaking of my. Yeah, I got there eventually. Yeah. There'll be no show Saturday night. Uh, we're going out of town. We're taking the kids and going to PA.
Speaker: I'm not taking I'm not taking all my shit because we're gonna we're gonna stay at Nikki's parents house. I'm like, I'm not doing the fucking show there. Plus her dad's really cool and went and bought me a he sent me a picture about Chris a gift. And I was like, Hey, dad bought you a gift. I was like, Oh, yeah, I was almost kind of half as expected like a gag gift like a Steelers thing or something like that.
Speaker: and he said a picture is a 36 pack of Miller Lite. I was like, oh yeah, he's an all right guy. That's a gift that gives for at least 30 times. 36 times, my friend. That's a good gift. I'm like, oh yeah, he's an all right guy in my book. I don't care what they say about it. Yeah, like you're going to see the in -laws and Kevin's birthday is on Friday. Michelle's birthday is on Saturday, Sunday. Well, apparently Kevin's birthday is on Saturday. Yeah, look at that.
Speaker: Yeah. Sex trophies, sex trophies, you know. But yeah, it's it's one of those things it's if I if I do the show during a birthday party, I'm an asshole. I tried that the first year we did this and I got yelled at. Is she actually coming home or she goes to be in France? Oh, she's going to be here. She is here. She is here.
Speaker: She's over at her mom's today. No, she's over her mom's, her and Michelle are getting haircuts. I went and bought, so I got the coolest thing. I got a set of clippers. And. Dude, you got clippers? No, no, no, no. These clippers. Okay. No, hold on. These clippers are cool because.
Speaker: You can actually remove the wide clippers and it's in a beard trimmer too.
Speaker: And I it's it's good brand and all that stuff, but it's like with attachments on it, bro No, no, no, no, no, it's movable blades not not not attachments where you can actually set your depth changeable blades so blades for the beard and stuff like that and But it's it's the industrial style. So it's like man's one It's got like rubber grip. It's bright yellow and it was only like 20 bucks
Speaker: So, I cut my hair, I cut Kevin's hair and then the wife was sitting, we were sitting in bed last night and she's like, yeah, Michelle needs a haircut too. I'm like, yep, I got the clippers and she's like, no, no. I'm like, come on. She's pregnant. She's a tomboy. Nobody's going to know. She's fucking, she'll be eight. Who cares? It's 2023. You're forcing your daughter to transition. Way to be a good woke parent.
Speaker: Yeah, that's right. You're not a little girl boy now because I said so. Yeah. What? That's what the left does. Why can't I do it? Kevin was all pissed about when I cut his hair. He was like, no, I like my hair. I'm like, dude, you look like you're wearing a football helmet all the time. She's giving them the Hulk Hogan.
Speaker: I, I told him if he did, he gave us, you know how, when you cut your kid's hair, they're doing this. I don't know. I don't want, I said, keep it up. I'll give you the fucking George Jefferson because yeah, exactly. I'll give you the reverse Mohawk and we'll call it a fucking day to the point where I'll wait till you're asleep and get the straight razor out. That horseshoe man, that Hulk Hogan haircut.
Speaker: that there you go like George Jefferson just all along on the side. You can't comb that shit over boy. I don't care who you are. He's like, I just wear a hat. I'm like, no, you won't. I'll burn every hat in this house. I don't care. I'm trying to get cash to start wearing more and wear hats on a regular basis because
Speaker: Yeah. You know, it's, it's, it's hard for us to find time to get in and get us, get our haircuts and stuff like that. Because you're like during the week, by the time we get home and all that stuff, that's the problem. I run it too. It's almost too late and then they're not here on the weekends. So we can't go on Saturdays. But last time we were at the barbershop, um, Randy was like, dude,
Speaker: Cause we were, cause, cause he, he, he jumps my ass. Cause cause I go in there looking like a fucking homeless guy, you know, my sides are all. And my beard's all crazy. And he was like, you need to get in here a couple of, you know, like every other week. And I said, man, I said, it's.
Speaker: with work and the kids are at their moms on the weekends. He was like, if after six thirty, you know where I live. Just knock on the fucking door, bro. We'll come over here. I was like, well, I don't want to do that if you're and he's like, that's kind of a dick move, though. Yeah. But he's like, dude, I got you. Don't worry about it. That's why I like my guy because that's my guy. I've been going to him since we came back to Ohio. I can't do that with mine because every time I go, it's a different dude. It's the same location, but it's different dude.
Speaker: He was like, he was like, you know, I just got the girls here. So, you know, you're gonna have to bring your daughter, like one of your daughters or both your daughters, so they can watch the girls and I'll get you guys cut. And I was like, well, fuck me. I was 18. My youngest one, my little one's 14. He was like, yeah, they're plenty old enough because his house is literally right behind the barbershop. Oh, nice. So he was like, yeah. He was like, if it's after six 30 and you guys need to get cleaned up, just come and knock on the door. I got you, man. I was like, Oh, okay, cool.
Speaker: But yeah, I mean, that was the issue I was running into is is getting to the barbershop, getting, you know, because and then when you do get there, it's not like I make appointments because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing in the next 20 minutes, let alone what I'm doing tomorrow. You just need to give up and shave your head. It's not like it's not like you have hair like me and Cam where I do have hair. Once Cam and I's hair start getting long, we start looking like a bunch of fucking wild cavemen.
Speaker: don't know how to wear a hat so he wears his hat like this and his hair's all sticking up where he wears his hat like this and it's all sticking out. It's a fucking Yavaca. Speaking, holy shit. So, I saw something today and I did not have my phone on me and it pissed me off. The first time I saw something really cool that I didn't have my phone, not really cool but really fucked up and I was like, holy shit, if I had my phone, I'd take a picture.
Speaker: So they have between me and the grocery store that I go to, it's a 20 minute walk one way. So I'll walk there and then take the they have these little rickshaw motorcycles where it's a three wheeler and it's got like a seat in the back and the guy in the front drives a motorcycle. Oh, yeah. OK, and it's called a tuk tuk is actually what they're called. Oh, yeah, I know. Yeah. So I went to the store
Speaker: last night after work because I needed cigarettes. I didn't have any cigarettes. I just went here to the six. It's it's a five minute walk, you know, and I had cash. So it's no big deal. So I went and got got my bag of cigarettes and I turned around and one of those tuck tucks drives of what drives past and I was like, eh, whatever. It's another one. And I looked and he's driving in the same direction. I'm going to be walking and I looked because I'm heading that way. And his back window is all it's a, you know, it's plastic.
Speaker: like they have in Jeeps. Mm hmm. So it's a plastic window. It's all whited out except for a fucking swastika. And I was like, what the fuck? Like a real life swastika. Like on swastika. It wasn't like he did it on accident. Like it was properly taped off when he painted it. And I was like, how is that dude still running?
Speaker: I didn't I out of all the things I've seen I didn't expect that one. I was just kind of like well I Give up on life I Was so mad that I didn't have my phone 90 % of time if I leave the house or if I run to the store I take my cell phone with me and I did not the only reason I didn't take it because it was on charge and I because I
Speaker: watch Facebook news, you know, news stories and stuff like that on Facebook while I'm working. And I was at like 5 % battery, plugged in my phone and went to the store. I was so pissed. But I'm going to keep an eye out for it. I'm going to get a picture. Cameron, what in the world are you doing over there, bro? Cameron. Yo.
Speaker: What incarnations are you doing over there? I had a message. Geez Louise. It's called a laptop, brother. Well, I had a laptop. What are you doing, Sam? Sam's laptop. Don't let that fuck off. It's the show.
Speaker: Just steal one from Target. We all learn. Target will only press charges on you if you steal up to $3 ,000 worth of stuff. Exactly. You can go get your $2 ,000 laptop. They can't say shit. She took both laptops. She was petty, petty. Wow.
Speaker: I got nothing. I got nothing. I'd like to say, oh, I'm shocked. I'm surprised. She's so funny. Yeah. And I don't mean that in like a dickhead way, but I mean, I've dealt with her so I know.
Speaker: Oh, you don't even know. You don't even pro. I hadn't even. I mean, I'm not going to say it on show, but yeah, I was going to say not the time to. I'm just saying like recording. No, no, no, no, no. Stay on the show. What's going on? No, no, it just it got sticky, bro. Like they got fucked up. I mean, yeah, like I said, you know, and I'm not a saint. I mean, I didn't cheat or anything, but there was some like stuff going on. I think I had told you a little bit, but
Speaker: Yeah. At the end of it though, she lied about having a guy around my kids. And that is what fucked me up. That's when you dial 4 -1 -1. That's 8 -1 -1, dumbass. 8 -1 -1, whatever. 4 -1 -1 is what you call when you dig, you dumbass. No, 8 -1 -1 is what you call. 4 -1 -1 is information.
Speaker: Yeah, information is, and if I plant flowers that are endangered, that means no one can dig them up, right? Yes.
Speaker: 4 -1 -1 is what you call when you're like, hey, can I get the number to Domino's? That kind of information. You're not asking fucking Jeeves when you call 4 -1 -1, Jeff. 8 -1 -1 is who you call before you dig, so you don't. Well, I'm sure she's probably watching being sneaky because I told her I was coming on tonight because she called me with Lincoln. But ironic that the guy who she basically started talking, like, basically left me for, essentially.
Speaker: He had cheated on his last three girlfriends, and she was like, I'm going to be different. She wasn't any different. You're never different. Wait, wait. Remind me again how old you two are? I'm 28. She's 26. Yeah, you guys won't learn until you're about 35. It's one of those things, like, it's a mistake that you will make all the way until about 35, and then you'll realize, I don't know shit.
Speaker: I mean, at the end of the day, though, we're co -parenting good, you know, it stayed out of court. She gets two weeks on, I get two weeks on, and no child support, you know, 50 -50. So I think we were mature in that aspect of we didn't have to get a lawyer. Yeah, that's, I guess, at the end of the day, that's really all that matters. And you know, I mean, because you know how, I mean, Kim, it's not a big secret on here.
Speaker: What happened between my ex wife and I, and, and, and it could have, you know, it could have gotten very dirty, very fast. And we had our moments where we did yell and scream at each other and I still make fun of her. And, you know, but, you know, but we, we co -parent really well, you know, um, you know, I do have the kids full time, except in the summertime and summertime it's a week on a week off. And then during the school year, they're with me Monday through Friday. And then they're with her on the weekends.
Speaker: But that was one thing that despite all of our differences and being mad at each other and me, you know, lashing out because she cheated and her lashing out because of things I did and stuff like that. You know, we never, we never put the kids in the middle of it. And at the end of the day, that's, that's the most important thing. And we try not to lose our cool and talk shit about each other in front of the kids, you know,
Speaker: right? That's a hard one. And you know, but that's the most important thing. And like I said, you don't have to come on here and
Speaker: put all your business out there and you don't have to come on here and trash her. If he wants to, I'm not going to stop him, but I'm also saying you don't have to. And if she does watch secretly and thanks for the numbers, uh, when the club of people who watch us and, and chop and screw our, our clips and, and yeah, we got it. We got several of those, um, edit them to fit their narrative and new ones.
Speaker: Uh, but no, like you don't have to come out here and trash her day. Like I wish even to this day that it would have worked out, but I mean, it is what it is. Um, she moved.
Speaker: I mean, she dumped me like the last week of April and she lived here until July, actually. But that was not like the world's greatest April Fool's joke. I'm just I mean, that's part. No, I wish that was part of the shit that fucked me up, though, is because she lived here. I will say I'm not ashamed of saying this. And this is what fucked me up. She told me that from like the last week of April until the last week of June,
Speaker: that like she was thinking about getting back with me and then we got into an argument like a really bad argument and it started because I found out she had that dude around my kids and she was like I haven't loved you or cared about you in a long time and I didn't know how to tell you and I didn't want to be the reason you kill yourself. Once she told me that I've not had any interest in looking for sharp objects. Yeah, I get that.
Speaker: i've not had any interest in going back and now she's all of a sudden like trying to be my friend because this guy quit talking to her and i'm like that's not how it works yeah it's you know the one thing you got to remember the two of you and i have a dog in this fight because i the my ex that i have a kid with my kid is 18 this year um and her mom lives in mexico city and i never talked to her but it's one of those things where it's like
Speaker: co -parenting has got to come first. The kids have come first. And whether you guys are get back together, never get back together, you still got to be cordial because regardless, you're going to meet each other's lives forever. Yeah. Well, not forever. Well, turn 18. We don't argue or anything. And you know, like we talked about work and
Speaker: talk about the kids, but like she's tried to dig a little into like my personal stuff because you know, she knows I have stuff going on. I'm just like, no, like I'm not going to show you my cards, you know, just just hit her. Just just get just remember this. Just hit her with one of these.
Speaker: All right, Tony D. We had that before we had Tony on here. No, but it's it's one of those things. It's like. I yeah. So I have I have to ask the guy question. How many are you tagging at the moment? Honestly, bro, it got boring. Yeah, what's his name? You said you had a date Monday.
Speaker: Her name is Hannah. So she actually owns a business. Did you swallow? Samantha. You know what? I'm going to take back what I was going to say. Yeah, that's fine. No, we don't want you to hear anything out that shouldn't. I'm just saying. She owns a business.
Speaker: Well, she owns the business and she... No, she loses. But I was actually going to... She sells maple syrup for a thing. No, no. You're like my little brother, man. I got to fuck with you. I know. I'm just letting you get it out. I mean, you got to see this coming a mile away, but it's like one of those things like,
Speaker: Yeah, it's travels and I was gonna get her like I had told her about the podcast and I was gonna like chat us up some
Speaker: marketing with her. I'm kind of like trying to have a successful relationship if you're telling her about the podcast running. But I did because I told her I was gonna be on the air and she was like, Oh, I love podcasts. I took a podcasting class during one semester at Trident. And I was like, Oh, she's like, is it like a traditional podcast? I'm like, Yeah.
Speaker: I told, I told one of our guests that we're getting ready to have on next weekend. I just, just, just took a random shot in the dark. I'm a fan of this guy. He's a cosplay guy and he's huge. Like he's got a real big following and I took a shot and he was like, yeah, I mean, absolutely. I think it'd be cool. And he's like, what's the podcast about? And I said, well, well,
Speaker: It's about everything and nothing at all. It's comedy based, but I have to warn you, we are not PC and we're completely unhinged. He was like, oh, okay, cool. We hired new people and they were asking me, they're like, what's the name of the podcast and what's it about? And I was like,
Speaker: You ever walk into a guy's locker room where everybody's dressed, but they're all just talking. They're like, yeah, I'm like, same thing. I said, it's just completely unhinged. So we don't, I mean, we don't go hard are yet, but you know, we're not Sam. Well, that was okay. Yeah.
Speaker: He got it. He got it out of his system. He's like, well, I've had enough views today. Oh my God. Please log into your session again. Motherfucking Facebook. Fuck you again, Mark Zuckerberg. Oh, speaking of, um, the pod bird, who the hell your name is speaking of podcasts. I, uh, I have like half my team.
Speaker: at work, getting ready all to order liquid IV. One of my co -workers, he said, oh, my kids love that stuff. I'm like, well, here's a promo code. He was like, what? I was like, yeah, we were sponsored by them.
Speaker: He's like, wait, you guys got a sponsor? I'm like, yeah, you've heard the show. He's like, that's what I've got. But I've heard the show. But while we have the promotion code, here you go. Yeah, right. Why in the hell? So Cam sent me a message because of this whole fucking Facebook fiasco thing.
Speaker: It won't let me into speaking of our, our sponsors and our sponsor codes. So you take a real quick break, but before we do, if you're like my idiot co -host who drinks three monsters a day and deals with the jitters and the shakes and your heart virtually wanting to explode and the crash,
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Speaker: Let's do the time warp again. It's a jump to the left. And the shimmy to the right. I actually don't even know. I have a controversy with that movie. I understand it's good, but I don't get it. Well, we're going to send a class. And I love Tim Curry. Speaking of speaking of people who like to hide in the shadows,
Speaker: and watch us and love us from the closet. They're closeted, nonsensical nonsense fans. This song goes out to you. We'll be back in a few minutes. And apparently Jeff has a controversy with fucking whatever the Rocky Horror Picture Show. It was all right. I feel like he's going to say some stupid, like, I hate Tim Curry. No, no, no. I love Tim Curry. But it's one of those things that's like the hype.
Speaker: is when I, everybody's thought, oh, this is fucking amazing. You need to see it. You need to see it. You're finally watching it like, eh, it was all right. Yeah. Well, by the way, this has nothing to do with that movie. This just goes out to one of our haters.
Speaker: I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can't, so I can't What you will then do comes to realize I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can't, so I can't Keep track of the visions in mind
Speaker: The sooner you got me It comes by secure
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Speaker: It cuts my security and she got control of me I told you how to pay Cause with the pain of the guy in the shade you don't know No matter what with the guy in the shade you don't know
Speaker: I wear my sunglasses at night
Speaker: Now is the night, but where am I so glad for the night? Who wants to hear from now? Let me hear my dreams and let me deny
Speaker: I wear my sunglasses at night That was a good song Cory her classic right there, man Great song
Speaker: That's a, that's a long distance dedication to one of our haters. What up, business? Appreciate ya. Thanks for the numbers. We'll take all the views you want. Oh, sucks. You're watching our broadcast again. Helps the old analytics every episode. Take it. Go ahead.
Speaker: No, I was talking to somebody the other day, uh, another podcast. I was, I can't remember who it was. Talked to so many of them that we were talking back and forth and, and, and, uh, he was like, or they were like, how do you, uh, how did you deal with the haters? It's like, I thank them. They're like, what?
Speaker: I was like, yeah, just thank them. Like, what do you mean? I was like, because they're numbers, dude. At the end of the day, it love us or hate us. If you're watching, that's a, that's, that's good for the analytics. If you're listening to the replays, that's good for the analytics, you know? Well, if you don't have haters, you ain't doing it right. I'm sorry. Yeah. And at the end of the day, maybe, maybe they want to get into proper hydration. Maybe they want to, uh, you know, use our promo code. Yeah. They use our promo code.
Speaker: Then I'm getting paid off of it too. So I can't be mad at them. I gotta thank them. They're helping me all the way around. I don't know. Maybe they'll want to actually do something and create some kind of actual content and they'll go to Zencaster and use our promo code there as well. Again, not mad at the haters. I say, thank you. I appreciate y 'all. Yep. I have no problem with the haters. They have a problem with me. Well, that's their problem.
Speaker: Sounds like they have a them problem. Yeah, but hey don't mess gender them Well, it's good. One of us live in, Michigan I Had Trying to find a while you do our intro to welcome back to the show thing and I
Speaker: I had something I wanted to share with you. Well, no, maybe. Oh yeah. You can't do the intro. That's right. You don't even know the name of this podcast, let alone anything else. Not sensible. Nonsense. Jeff's in the building. I cam was here. Maybe he'll be coming back. Hopefully he'll be coming back. He said he crashed. He don't know what happened. Uh, Zuckerberg take it for a finish.
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Speaker: Give us a listen. And if you'd be so kind, we greatly appreciate it if you give us a share. What do you have to share? Well, you know how the other day I was giving those news headline articles. I stumbled across another one and the legend of this man, he was arrested.
Speaker: was he was caught spiking female dates drinks with Viagra and and I quote I wanted to see if they would get a boner because nowadays you don't know I was like you know what I'm not really mad at him it's not like he was like
Speaker: dumping Spanish fly in their drink or something. He was like, let's see what happens if I put a little Viagra in there. It's not going to hurt her if it's her. But if it's a dude and he gets a big old Woody, I'm out the fucking door. I get it. And the funny thing is, the pictures dude, I'm going to send it to you on our Snapchat. Tell me this dude don't kind of look like Nick Cage.
Speaker: Tell me that dude don't kind of look like Nick Cage. It looks like a wish version of Nick Cage. Oh, right. Like face off Nick Cage. Oh, no, that's like a wish version, like the fat Leo
Speaker: Have you seen the there's a there's a Twitter that has a a a doppelganger of Leo DiCaprio. There's a doppelganger of Tom Cruise and And I think there's one of Snoop Dogg as well But this guy could be you know Nick Cage's doppelganger But I saw that I was like, huh that's fucked up but I get it I
Speaker: Just kind of give cam ideas. Just to be safe. Just just in case, dude, to be safe out there, buddy. Be safe. Don't. Dinner's a nightmare, so, you know, yeah. Don't do anything crazy. A little sprinkle. Mm hmm. Sprinkle there.
Speaker: But yeah, that was the, I, that was the only one I found, but I saw that and I, I was like, that's, uh, I mean, I, I'm not mad at the guy, you know, if he was spiking with Spanish fly or something, I'd be like, oh yeah, he should be arrested. I get it. But I mean, I get it. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, no, people just like randomly like to talk shit. When about fantasy football, when. And two and two years running, I have the best record in our league. Yeah, I haven't won, but I have the best record in the league. And last year injuries fucked me up. But I have the like I have more wins than anybody in our league. I'll randomly talk shit, especially when they locked into the fucking playoffs last year.
Speaker: There's a fly in here, but, uh, yeah, I thought I had another one, but I think that was it. Yeah, that's the, um, join back in. I was kind of hoping Brian would show up. I got something for Brian.
Speaker: I think he's currently out of town. Look at that video. Well, you know, obviously, he's out of town for us. Which one? Oh, shit. You know that movie, Sound of Freedom? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't watched it yet. But have you heard the news about that movie that it's like blowing up like it's getting
Speaker: Oh, the one of the creators got busted for child trafficking. Fabian Marta, one of the film's financial partners, was charged with felony child kidnapping. Did you have any details? It was like his ex -wife was like, oh, he won't get my kid back or something. That's my automatic assumption.
Speaker: Or was he like straight up snatching people? Fabian Martin, one of the several individuals who funded the film via a crowdfunding contribution, was arrested Sunday, July 23rd by St. Louis Metropolitan Police and has been charged with felony child kidnapping. In the credits of the film, Fabian Martin and family appear on a list of who made the movie possible.
Speaker: Okay. Um, he's, it's not like he was hanging out with Jim Caviezel going, we're going to make this movie, dude. Even before his arrest, critics of the film flagged the involvement of Marta and suspicious self -proclaimed anti disinformation activist Jim Stewart, uh, Stewart's and explained on Twitter that Marta is known as a known organizer of sugar daddy, sugar, baby parties. Uh,
Speaker: Yeah, but isn't that just chicks? A sugar baby is a chick looking for a sugar daddy. A younger girl looking for an older. Right. A younger guy older got to take care of her.
Speaker: It's a, you know, which connects young women seeking financial stability with older men through one of these parties. Marta began a relationship with Jessica Lorek Clark. And in 2020, Marta ran a successful campaign to get Clark, Clark elected to the Rockwood school board in St. Louis County since her election has caused controversy due to her anti -LGBTQ right wing stance, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada, yada. Sound of freedom.
Speaker: as a whole has been subjects of similar complaints with the right wing, propagandize, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, connections to QAnon, dah, dah, dah, bunch of whole bunch of other bullshit. Yeah. But it doesn't say. So there's no, there's no fact in the story that he actually kidnapped somebody. Yeah. It doesn't, um,
Speaker: It could be something simple as in like, if, if your kid doesn't want to go with your wife, your ex wife, like if cash doesn't want to go to hold them to moms and then your, your, your wife is like, oh, he's kidnapping my kid. Yeah. But I mean, it says that, um, his next court date is set for August 28th. His bail was set for 15 ,000, but after initial hearing on the 24th, it was released on his own recognitions. Which means there's this court, this case has no merit. Yeah.
Speaker: Basically, I mean that's that's that's lawyers speak for this. This is a bullshit charge Hmm. I Mean it could be one of his buddies that doesn't like the sound of freedom Was like oh, well he kidnapped so -and -so and you know The court saw and they're like this is bullshit. Oh
Speaker: So there's no there's no proof. This dude is actually guilty once again Because I did see stuff people were posted to ticktocks. Oh, look how how convenient, you know this guy well once again It's become the rule of law anymore that you have to prove your innocence You're guilty right away because somebody accused you and it's just not the case. It's not supposed to be it's innocent until proven guilty not guilty until proven innocent and
Speaker: because this guy was part of a controversy his his case whether it's bullshit or legitimate is getting more press than normal because nobody knows who this guy is before this movie yeah so yeah i call bullshit it could be something super simple like he didn't he didn't get his kid back to his ex -wife's house in time you know he was five minutes late so she called kidnapping
Speaker: Yeah. It could be as simple as that. Or on the other hand, he could have like six kids in his basement. I don't know. I'm just saying. I actually just saw a video not too long ago. This guy, he was leaving Walmart and cops were there. And Walmart claimed this guy was stealing. He was buying a frozen pizza.
Speaker: Yeah. And only a frozen pizza. And Walmart said he was stealing it, but he had the receipt. Well, he got drugged to the ground and everything else. And, uh, the cops are now being sued because he was, he's sitting there all the time screaming, I have the receipt. And people that were in the line behind him, I watched him pay. And they still carted his ass off to jail because in their eyes,
Speaker: it was, he's guilty. Yeah. Whereas opposed to deescalate and let, let's actually, okay. Yeah. You did pay for this fucking pizza. Yeah. Deescalate and assess the situation. Yeah. And see what's going on. Nope. No, they just took Walmart's word for it. And now this guy is suing Walmart and the police department of that city. And I hope he wins both.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, because he was literally I mean, the dude was wearing sandals like slides with socks, which was the only thing I saw bad. Just like that. But fashion police, maybe. But but it was like dude was literally sitting at home going, you know, fucking frozen pizza sounds good. I'm going to I'm going to walk the three blocks to Walmart and pick me up a fucking frozen pizza. And next thing you know, he's sitting in county jail because these cops are fucking morons.
Speaker: Well, not only that, but it's like get these old ass jackass like these fucking idiots at Walmart, these goddamn Walmart or with these receipt Nazis like first and foremost. Nine times out of 10, I walk by and they're like, let me see your receipt and I just flash it at him as I'm walking by. Oh, I know. I don't stop for nothing. I'm like, you know, I don't know. Yeah, I don't stop. I just got to flash it up at him if I have it in my hand. If not, it's like get the fuck out of here like
Speaker: Seriously, first and foremost, I don't work here, but now I have to scan my own shit. No, no, no. I don't, I never use self checkout for the simple fact they don't pay me to work there. A lot of Walmarts, they are starting to go every lane, checkout, self checkout. Yeah, because Walmarts are not every lane self checkout. They only have like two registers open. Mm -hmm.
Speaker: that are that are not self check out now. I don't have twenty registers but only like two of them are three of them are open. Not all of them actually lately. I don't even go to the grocery store. What I do is I actually order everything off a corner shop. I did the math. It only cost me an extra $10 to get my entire groceries for the week going through corner shop and they'll go pick everything up and bring it to me. I don't even have to leave the **** house.
Speaker: for $10 extra, man, I'll give you that $10. Right. I mean, you told me I don't have to leave the house ever. Dream dude. Hell yeah. But yeah, like the wife the other day, she's like, Hey, I'm ordering from corner shop. I'm like, yeah. Hey, make sure you get me plenty of Coke. Cause we buy these there. What are they? We buy a case of these one, one liter 75.
Speaker: Milliliter it's like a little over just under two liters of coke and I'll get a case of them and they'll ask me a week unless the kids get into them But it's better than the three liters that I go and buy every day Because the problem I have with the three liter if I don't finish it I leave it sit there in my office or on the dresser and Then it's flat and then I end up throwing it away. Yeah, I
Speaker: it's not, it wouldn't look, it looks weird when I drink out of a three liter bottle. Shake that son of a bitch around. It's got to be flat by the time you get three quarters of the way through it. Well, I usually pour myself a glass. Yeah. Especially like at work when I'm on meetings, it doesn't look good me drinking out of a big old glass bottle.
Speaker: So I have I have an actual glass. You're fine. Yeah, speaking of speaking of speaking of jackass companies and their jackass ways like Walmart, do you hear what? Did you hear what speedway or not speedway subways doing? No. Subway promises to provide free sandwiches for life. I saw this.
Speaker: to someone willing to legally change their name to Subway. You know what? I mean, I'm kind of in, dude. There's got to be a catch. There's got to be a catch. You only get the veggie sub or some shit like that. Subway's all right.
Speaker: It says, starting at the top of August, Subway is launching what it's calling the Name Change Challenge. In short, the winner will be presented with the opportunity to take their sandwich satiation from footlong to lifelong by legally changing their first name to Subway. The winner, soon to be known as Subway, will then receive a lifetime supply of free sandwiches.
Speaker: Okay. Here's the problem with that. I'm assuming they're going to get like a special card or something like that. They will be, they will be, uh, the person will receive the cost of changing their name reimbursed. Okay. As well. How much is that? Like on her bucks? I don't know. Ask Nick he's done it like six times. Really? He changed his fucking name. Like we change underwear.
Speaker: Well, I never change my underwear, but okay. I just turn it inside out. But they will also receive a $50 ,000 in Speedway gift cards. Hey, I ain't mad at that. So, I mean, that's really not. I mean, if you think about it, you never have to buy food again, dude. You just buy drinks. No, that's $50 ,000. You know, as I said, lifetime supply of Subway.
Speaker: of subway. Sorry, if you're going to give you $50 ,000, the average sub cost fucking, we'll just say 12 bucks per foot. Three meals a day. So that basically, if I did the math right, that is the equivalent
Speaker: of 4 ,167 subs. That's not a lifetime. Only get $50 ,000 worth of subs. They're saying $50 ,000 in subway gift cards. I thought that was like on top of the subway. No, divide that by three.
Speaker: Wait a minute. No way. I did that wrong. Three times a day, 31 days in a month, three six, 63, 63 subs a month. I can handle that.
Speaker: I mean, at the very least, if you, if you fucking get bored of eating Subway, you change your name back. 63 subs a month times 12, six, 120 or wait, 126. 63 times 12. That's 756 subs a year.
Speaker: Yeah. What'd you say? Seven 63 subs times 12 months is 756 subs times $12. That's $9 ,000. You're only spending $9 ,000 a year now. I'm bringing it. Hold on. Sorry. I'm bringing it down here. If done right.
Speaker: It's only about five years worth about five and a half years worth of subs. I mean, get that. But what do you spend a month on food, Chris? Not a lifetime. I don't know. Okay. Let's say you're a single person and you spend, let's say, you know, I don't know, a thousand bucks a month on food.
Speaker: So for the next five years, you're saving a thousand dollars a month because all you eat is Subway. I wonder if that includes delivery. Do I have to get off my fat ass to go get it? I mean, it sounds like a lot of work. Not all it's cracked up to be at the end of the day. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, they had it for a while, like if you got the the subway logo tattooed on you, they did the same thing and then they discontinued it. Now, changing my name, that's a cakewalk. It's you go to the fucking wherever you get the fucking shit done and then you can change it again. You get a fucking tattoo. It's kind of for life. I mean, you can laser that shit off, but it's going to cost you twice as much. Mm hmm.
Speaker: I mean, I like subway and all, but I don't know. That's that's a lot of fucking subs. Yeah. But, you know, in those days where you're like, oh, fuck, I ain't got no money today. Well, I guess we're in subway, motherfucker, because I'll literally feed the nation go in there 14 times a day like I need another.
Speaker: You know, you need plumbing done on your, your house and be like, Hey dude, I'll buy you a subway. You can fix this water here. You know, I'll be right back. I mean, I ain't mad at it. I mean, I'm not saying I'm going to do it, but you know, there is some Jackass out there that'll do it. Well, obviously there's some Jackass out there that's going to do it. Cause you know, somebody's going to fucking,
Speaker: enter, change your name, and what will happen is, because we just broke it down and just did the math, it's about five and a half years worth of subs if you eat three subs a day. Yeah, but I don't think I could eat three subs a day. But if you don't, you eat one sub a day. So, you know, you get - That's almost like 20 years. Yeah, it's 15, 16,
Speaker: 21, 21 and a half years. So that's technically life, but some jackass will change their name and they're going to do the math and they're going to break down like we just did. And it's, and we just did it very simplicity, simple, simple. Sorry. I don't know why I said simplicity. Very simple breakdown that could be wrong.
Speaker: They're going to actually look into it and break it down to the penny and they're going to go, no, you said lifetime supply. This is only going to give me 21 years and 21 years. I'm only going to be 45. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. If you eat Subway every day for 21 years, you're not going to live to see 22 years. Well, you only think that's not true because Jared Fogle went on the diet. And the only thing that happened to him is he started touching kids.
Speaker: Well, maybe that's maybe that's has a correlation with subway. I don't know. Well, they changed their menu. They took out the the kid touching condiment. Oh, there you go. But somebody's going to break it down, do the math, and then they're going to sue the hell out of subway. And the subway's going to be. Wouldn't it be better if subway said, look, it it. Instead of giving you subway for life,
Speaker: Why wouldn't they just give somebody a subway franchise for changing their name to subway? It's a lot more money in the end of the day. You're talking about 50 grand compared to, I mean, how much do you think the average? Well, how much is open a subway franchise? I don't know. I'm about to find out. How much does it cost to open a subway franchise? OK, so 100, well,
Speaker: The minimum is 40 grand. Between 40 and 80 grand. But total investment after once you get up and running is minimum 150. You have to have at least 40 to 80 grand of liquid capital to do so. So you got to put 40 to 80 down.
Speaker: Total investment between 150 and 328. They give him a discount on a franchise. I don't know. I don't, would you really want to be walking around? Jesus. I see that. He might've been. I don't know. I'm just saying.
Speaker: somebody to check my message. They're talking shit. My fantasy football league like like they've won the last couple of years either. Like like I have the best record of the league. Yeah. Play also kind of suck for me, but I have the best record of the league two years running. Calm down. You fuckers ain't doing anything better. Field there, buddy. Really will set them off when I tell them there's a mandatory $50 buy in for the league this year.
Speaker: I got that. Yeah. See how much you **** want to play now. Yeah, I think that's the only way I would play because I've been wanting to. You know, you know, I I have fun. You know, like I enjoy playing for shits and grins and and I've been wanting to put money on it for the last several years and I've played for literally means you can walk away at any time too.
Speaker: Yeah, you know, I haven't won my chair. I haven't won my league, you know But again, you never know how the playoffs are gonna pan out if I you know if you got injuries or whatever But at the end of the day, I still have like the best record in our league
Speaker: You know, at one point I had two losses and got into the playoffs and got smoked in the playoffs because I had a couple of injuries. It was late in the season. They had my fucking starters were on the bench because their teams had made the real life playoffs. So they weren't playing their starters. You know, like shit happens, but put some money on it. And nobody wants to ever put no money on it. It's like Tony's league half the league wants to do money. The other half to leave. We don't want to do money. Tony's like, well, you guys put money on it. Well,
Speaker: No, because if none of us wins, then the person who wins or that didn't put money in thinks they're going to get money and they're not. Yeah. The money will go to those who put the money in, who finished the best. Yeah. So, yeah, you'd literally get a whole big ass looking commotion at the end of the season because this person won and Tony's the type of person who's going to be like, yeah, you guys got to pay them. And they didn't put no money in. I ain't paying shit today to put money in.
Speaker: Like I've been, I've been in paid leagues and Hey, you just have to agree on a set amount. And then you, everybody pays up on draft day. And like I said, you know, don't pay, you don't play. Everybody pays up on cash day. It sets in cash app or pay power or whatever. Everybody pays to, it sits there all football season. And then when the winner wins, whoever wins, send the money back to him in cash app. Yep. Winner takes all.
Speaker: Yeah, just like, or I, or I suggested do it like a trophy because half of my league is local. I said, well, I don't like the trophy. We can all go in and split the money and buy a trophy or a belt or something like that's dumb. Having a fantasy football, elder trophy.
Speaker: Okay. Well, then we're going to play it. We're playing fantasy football. If you really break it down, so is playing fantasy football. We do it for shits and grins. Let's, let's put something on. Let's, let's put something, put something down. If you're, if you're going to sit there and talk shit, the whole, oh, I did so good. Okay. You did so good. Why didn't you want to put money on it? I finished up $400 right now. I finished seventh in my league last year and
Speaker: There was tiebreakers that were involved that, you know, I didn't make the playoffs. So there was, you know, this, that, and the other thing, but I still, as far as, you know, yeah, I finished seventh, but you look at my record and I had like the fourth, fourth best record in the league. It's just how the numbers played out when they went into the playoffs and shit like that. So it's like.
Speaker: like a lot in the league is that good last year I was but let the season before I was a standalone I was all by myself at the end of the season with the 12 and two record I didn't win but you know like in order for me to get into that I'd have to dad I'd have to have charts and graphs and fucking just to keep up because I don't
Speaker: I'm going to be dead dead honest. I don't know what happens during a football game sometimes where I'm like, what are you doing? You wouldn't need that. The football I can I know what's going on. The fantasy football apps themselves, they they break down. They they really break it down to where even the casual like Kevin's wife, she's in it. She hates football and she usually does pretty well. Like she usually does pretty well.
Speaker: Oh, cause of auto draft and shit. No, no, she, she drafts because you got numbers and you, you see like their numbers and their stats and everything is right there on the app. So you can, you can see all their. Seriously playing fantasy football for shits and grins is like playing on, on, on, on like the casino apps on your phone that
Speaker: that is play money. Like put some skin in the game. Hey boys, look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? I don't know. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Speaker: You got hit in the Peter with a pan. You'd fly too. That's, that's, that's going to be his answer. I guarantee it. Yeah. I know. No, you know, that's, um, you know, like I do draft Kings. I used to do, um, Oh, there was another one. I can't remember the name of it now, but it's, it's, it's, it's all my embedding.
Speaker: Now you can look at my stats on that compared to fantasy football. We'll see. I don't know now. But I'm winning money in drop King every year. Last last year when during the Super Bowl, I asked you and Tony who's winning. And I went to go bet on it. Now, unfortunately, I was late. They wouldn't let me replace my bet. And it's a good thing because I would have lost anyways, but and it was literally. The over under it was like
Speaker: I would have lost by like one fucking touchdown. So it wouldn't kill me. But at the end of the day, it was one of those things. If I would have absolutely been able to put money on it, I would have sat down and actually watch a fucking game. Yeah. And since I wasn't able to put money on it, I was like, fuck it. I'm going to go play bingo, you know, or Kino or whatever. But. You know, masturbating the corner. Same difference. What Kino is.
Speaker: Um, no, but I actually started talking to a friend of mine who is going to, well, the easiest way to say it, it's going to help me with my death, subway click. There it is. It's where you're going to change your name to so you can get free subway, subway clicker because he never really ends. Oh, got it.
Speaker: Wasn't that the name of Michael Jackson? Neverland Ranch, yes. Could he touch in ranch? Well, Michael Jackson used to compare himself to Peter Pan. Subway clicker in the building. There you go. Three subs for everybody. I mean, seriously, your parties would be the best because you literally go to like four subways, pick up a couple of different subs a piece and everybody comes in and they get a sub. All my parties that I have.
Speaker: Yeah, well, you know, you'd be a killer at PTA, I'm just saying. But I started talking to a friend of mine. I definitely had the PTA. This is like Burt Kreischer when he's in the PTA. So I started to talk to this friend of mine in France that she has agreed to teach me
Speaker: Something that's probably gonna kill me because a we know I'm stupid And the only reason I want to do this is because it's that stupid thing everybody does with motorcycle wheelies stunt riding She's one of the best stunt riders in Europe, and she's agreed to teach me how to stop right Yeah, I'm gonna die but the fuck it Some of the things these stunt riders do is fucking insane. I don't necessarily want to go crazy with it I
Speaker: I just want to be able to do a wheelie without going. I'm going to regret asking this question because that's going to be some kind of outlandish story. How does someone like you all of a sudden who's never been to France, don't know anybody in France other than your wife's boyfriend get matched up with the best stunt writer and all of your friends?
Speaker: She's she's one of the top ones. Actually, I heard I met on TikTok. See, I follow her TikTok page. She follows me back and we actually started messages there. She's going to I'm just going to take this guy who. No, I told her, you know, I said move in France. I'd like to learn. She's like, yeah, you can come out and hang out. And there's what's that much is going to cost you.
Speaker: nothing it's just it's like a hang it's like hey yeah come hang out and you know it's it's like you know it's just like if if i wanted to know about football i call you i'm like hey teach me about football calling me is different than me going you know i learned everything i know about football because
Speaker: because I because I uh follow Tom Brady on Instagram and I just shot him a DM and you know yeah but he DM'd back at the Tampa first the difference is the world of the world of competitive stunt writing is not like NFL there's like Tom Brady and I go way back from from when he was at the University of Michigan you know five people versus what how many people are in the
Speaker: I mean, I mean, Tom Brady hits me up all the time. Hey, bro, you come into training camp. Look, Tom, I'd really like to, but I'm a busy man. Hey, you know, look, you go be on the sideline for Sunday's game, man. You know, I wish I could, but unfortunately, you're comparing a group of people that are like five, 10 people in all of Europe to the fucking NFL and Tom Brady. So basically, so basically,
Speaker: The top stunt writer in all of Europe is like the valedictorian of the special needs class. Pretty much because anybody, if you watch any stunt riding, motorcycle stunt riding, it's, it's, we would, we would fit right in because we have the mentality of a 10 year old, right? You know, our sense of humor anyways, but you know, you get on a,
Speaker: I'm kind of that dumb idiot that I get on a motorcycle. I'm like, really? But if I'm going to do it, I want to do it right because I'm old and I'll die. Make my fucking head hurt. You just wait. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I guess I should I should hit up the. Oh, sorry, she's not nestling her. She is not the top.
Speaker: stunter in Europe. She's the top female stunter, which is like four. There's not a shit ton of female stunters. Well, I mean, I guess that I guess I guess it's time that I should let you know that me and Megan Rapinoe are best friends. I don't know who that is. She's that female soccer player for a team. You know, I bet you would hang out with her.
Speaker: two good soccer and she's not even that good to be honest. Let's be honest. No, she's terrible. My best knowledge of sports. No, she's actually really good. But she did kind of kill Team USA in the World Cup with her shitty has penalty kicking. But by the way, I'm just saying I'm just saying, you know, you know, her and I, you know, it was one of those things is like, she's going to play soccer. No, but it's one of those things. It's like, it's like if if
Speaker: If you're wanting to join a fantasy football team and you see somebody on TikTok that runs a fantasy football team, you hit them up. You're like, hey, I want to join. And they're like, yeah, come hang out. It's kind of like one of those things.
Speaker: It's not like, hey, let's go. I'm going to teach you and you're going to be the best ever. You know, it's not like she's going to be my fucking coach. It's not fucking Rocky. And she's not the old guy going, you've got this work group of weirdos that ride wheelies down the road. They're not even a member. They don't do it on the road. They don't do it professional. They're not. They're just a bunch of weirdos from TikTok. They're probably going to fucking chop you, like throw you up and take your organs out. Probably.
Speaker: still be a good story. Again, I can only hope. Right. Golf. That's my thought. If I was homeless, I would totally, I would totally rock it. I've seen this movie, Jeff, a million times. Yeah. That full of ice. Got to go sometime.
Speaker: jokes on them because your organs are fucking shit. I get the last laugh at the end of the day. Like, ha ha ha, you guys fucked up. You guys ain't gonna get shit for my lungs, you ain't gonna get shit for my kidneys. It's all monster and coke.
Speaker: not Coca -Cola, ladies and gentlemen, actual Tony Montana, cocaine. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I've never, I've never even thought about doing actual Coke, Tony Montana. Never, never, never crossed my mind to be like, that sounds like a good time. Probably a good idea. I mean, I know a few people.
Speaker: that were that did cocaine. Not that doesn't seem like a real fun time. I've never done it, but I've known people. You know, my favorite weed was cocaine. It's the old onset, but but it's like one of the things I've and this is it seems to be a lifestyle because I don't know how many times when I was down in Florida visiting in Tampa, how many fucking random fucking strangers came up and like, hey, what?
Speaker: They're like, yeah, I'm good. But I can literally count, count how many times I've smoked weed on, well, every hand that's listening. But it's like, I've never had the desire to try anything harder than weed. And I don't even smoke weed.
Speaker: Because every time I do, I'm like, I get sick and I don't like it. It's kind of the same thing when I get drunk. I don't like not being in control of my faculties. You're not a very good drunk. No, I'm terrible. I mean, there's a reason why I don't drink. There's a reason why I mean, I drink, but it's not like I drink like you drink. I'm always in control of this ship.
Speaker: No, but it's like, I don't. Boy into an iceberg anytime soon. I'll tell you that. No, but it's like, I don't, I don't really drink. I don't do drugs unless you count aspirin. Yeah. That's all I do. Aspirin or Tylenol when I get dehydrated in her headache, because I drink alcohol fucks a day.
Speaker: but I don't, I don't get the, what I'm trying to say, I don't get the concept of getting stoned out of your fucking mind. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Not my cup of tea, not my bag, baby. Yeah, not my circus, not my monkey. So I'm just saying. As the great Austin Powers once said, got my bag, baby.
Speaker: I don't, I don't get the concept. You know, I didn't teach her own. I mean, now I, my, my stance on weed is, is buried. Um, you know, I'm, I'm very, again, in the middle, but you know, as far as like hard drugs go, I don't.
Speaker: I don't understand it. I understand the addiction. I've seen the addiction. I've seen what you know, but I don't know anything about addiction, Chris. Neither do I.
Speaker: I mean, I get it. You can get addicted. I'm not addicted to alcohol, by the way. I don't drink as much as these assholes make it sound like I do. I don't drink a lot. I can drink a lot of time, too. But I don't drink. I used to. I used to. You maintain the difference. I used to be a raging alcoholic. I was for a few years. You know, I was a raging alcoholic. I lost control. Now I have control. You know, now I can I, you know, I
Speaker: I enjoy drinking on the show because it's like this, the show again, the show is like my social gathering. You know, so I were drinking on the show, you know, Nikki and I, if we, you know, it's very rare and very, you know, random that we're just sitting around the house getting fucking hammered. Just the two of us. Right. I mean, it's happened.
Speaker: But, you know, when we went around, I mean, it's happened. I won't say it hasn't. See, that's the crazy thing. I was talking about this with the wife the other day. I she said it's probably a good thing that you guys do the podcast remotely.
Speaker: I said, why is that? She says, because if you were in a room with Chris and Tony, you would drink as well during the podcast. Only 100 % drink. No, because because it would be it's different. Well, there's that. That is that is fucking fat. But but it would also be it would be socially awkward not to
Speaker: Yeah, I'd be like Jeff. Tony would be drinking. I'm like, well, fuck, I guess I got him. You know, I'd be like, open your mouth. I have a surprise for you. And I duct tape it to your mouth so I can pour beer down your gullet all night. Hercules, what the fuck? No, but it's like that would be understood, like because we're in a room together. Like I've often said, if we ever
Speaker: get to the point where we do the podcast in a room together, all of us together. I want to build a table that has a cooler built in the middle, so we can just reach over and grab beer. But it's like, you know, and have a monitor in front of us so we still go live. But it's like, it's going this way, there's zero pressure to drink. I mean, I could pressure you if you wanted me to. You could, but it wouldn't work.
Speaker: How do you know? You can't physically touch me. Fuck. You have no willpower at all. Oh, horse hockey. And you and you will break the peer pressure and I'll hurt me. Not even remotely. Well, like I don't I haven't known you for the last 25 years. How? If we started this, if we started this out of curiosity, how would you peer pressure me into the show? And I was like, Jeff, get a beer. Jeff, have a drink. Jeff, you should have a drink. Jeff, make a drink. Eventually, you're going to be like, I fuck it. OK. No.
Speaker: or I have the stuff right here to make white Russian I don't or I hit your weakness there Napoleon I make you feel like you have to prove something you're like oh yeah you click I'm gonna drink this whole bottle of vodka that's not gonna happen cuz I know here's the thing this is what would keep me from drinking because as soon as the camera goes off I'm gonna be like
Speaker: And then save her for three hours standing at the fucking wall peer pressure you and i'm not going to push you regardless because I also know you enough that I know that you and you said it several times so you can deny it if you want but you've said it several times and it's not just about drinking it's just in general you don't have a whole lot of self -control you are you like to you like to do unnecessary overindulgence
Speaker: So even if we were together, I probably wouldn't push you to drink because. But I would do it anyways, because we're all in the same room. But I mean, it's a different concept of being in the same room with people drinking. I would I would fail miserably as a recovering alcoholic because I'd be in a room and people drink and go, well, I guess I'm going to have a fucking drink. Exactly, exactly. But it wouldn't be like I'm going to peer pressure you to be like, get fucking hammered. You're going to come in.
Speaker: And I'm not going to fuck with you to drink more because again, it's that you have no self control. So you'd be like, oh, well, fucking clicks fucking with me. Here we go. And I've kind of grown out of that a little bit because I know when I. I'll void the war. I can't buy a brand new card because I'll void the warranty again. You have no self control. No, but that's different.
Speaker: alcohol, alcohol versus everything else I do. Plus, plus I know once you have like three in you, you will be so easily to manipulate. No. Yeah. That was one point. My ass still hurts. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I know you had like you on your second beer at all. I heard a bitch. And you continue to drink. Bitch. Every time I said something. Bitch. After beer number two.
Speaker: Yeah, but I like I used to like about what? I'm not saying you have no self control in a bad way because you have the mindset about you where you're like, I'm not going to drink.
Speaker: I don't want to drink. I, it's not that I, I, I physically have to hold myself back from drinking because I have no desire to drink. I don't have to physically hold my, that's the thing. When I was, when I was an alcoholic, I, I 100 % lost control. I had no control. The alcohol had 100 % of control of me. And I was literally, if I was, if I was awake, I was drinking, I was drinking and I had, I, I hit
Speaker: rock -ass fucking bottom and my oldest daughter when I found out that my ex -wife was pregnant with her that was kind of that rude awakening because I was drinking myself early and you know when I was with my ex -wife because she was so young and she didn't you know we were both so young she didn't really notice or care or anything like that and that's when I was like okay I need to I need to get control of this monster and I got control of it
Speaker: And so it wasn't like I had to go to AA. I didn't get a DUI. I wasn't in a car accident where I hurt anybody or anything like that when I say I hit rock bottom. But I was. Mentally, you hit rock bottom. Mentally, I was in a very bad place. And it was almost like an out of body experience. I had to kind of like Dr. Strange.
Speaker: You know, there was that, there was that, that, that it was literally like, I was on the outside looking at myself and I, you know, it was like, it got to make a change. And now I, you know, I have control. So I don't drink all the time. And when we do the podcast, you know, during the week, I might drink six beers on a, on a show Saturday nights.
Speaker: I'll drink a lot more, but that's my diet. That's always, since I've gotten control, Saturday night was like my one cheat night where, you know, like, I'm gonna drink. I'm gonna have fun. I'm gonna get drunk. But at the same time, I'm not going to the bars. I'm not going out. I'm not, you know, I'm drinking at home. I'm on fucking line. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And that, I think that, like I said, if we were in a room together, it would be completely different because I would be getting drunk as well because I'm like, fuck it, there's beer here.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like Saturday, you know, we did the show on a Saturday night and it's like, hey, let's hang out and drink. You know, if you get too drunk, there's the couch, dude. You don't have to go. Exactly. Exactly. And that I would probably end up staying Wednesdays and Saturday nights at your house or where a place would be because I'd be fucked up where where. And of course, regretting it the next morning.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, that's what I said. You know, I tried to drink about no more than eight beers on Mondays and Wednesdays. Usually it's like right around six. Um, because I don't want to wake up. I don't, I don't have to get up for work. I don't want that feeling of getting up hung over. Not that I get hangovers very often anymore, but you know, I don't want to have that gross feeling tired. Just pull it all. Yeah. Hot mouth.
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Speaker: With that being said, let's take us a real quick break. Let's go ahead and it's been a hot minute. Well, it's not been a hot minute since we played Blacktop Mojo, but it's been a hot minute since we played this song. Well, Blacktop Mojo, check these guys out, all social media, every stream music at Blacktop Mojo, check out their tour dates.
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Speaker: Ain't no such one, and it's a clown way. And when it's coming outside, nobody's there for me. I guess you see who I can make.
Speaker: Don't call me honey, that stings like rain. There's no music now, no vertices.
Speaker: This way, my girl It's all about my youth
Speaker: She took all my money And gave me back my name And she loved me all alone And stabbed me in the eye
Speaker: Mondo Mondo Mondo I
Speaker: It's been one of those long days. It's always one of those long days.
Speaker: So I had to clap back real quick in the, uh, fantasy football, the fantasy football chat. I'm like, this barely, bro. I was like, this barely finishing over 500 clown. I ain't mad at my 19 and nine record over two seasons. I can't help the way that the playoffs pan out, especially when most of my players are on the bench at the end of the season.
Speaker: because their teams are already in the playoffs. So they bench their starters. So there's no risk of injuries in the last couple of games of the season. But, um, either way, welcome back to that. Since everybody, that's Jeff. Jeff has apparently forgot that this is also audio. This is audio. Yeah. The peace. Hello sign doesn't work. Yeah.
Speaker: Hopefully, you guys are enjoying our random bullshit. We cleaned a little bit of old you. Saturday night, you guys got a little old school. Wednesday night, you got a little bit of old school. Just Jeff and I rocking it, hanging out like we used to. I know, right? This is very two years ago. Yeah, you know, it's kind of weird, but if you're not already, go ahead and check out the socials. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Come and hang out with us live. Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays.
Speaker: 7 PM ish on YouTube. And if you can't join us live, or if you miss this live and you want to get caught up, or if you're feeling a little nostalgic and you want to hear how bad it sounded two years, two years ago, go ahead and check us out on Zencaster. And everybody listened to podcast at all at nonsensical nonsense podcast. Give us a follow. Give us a listen. And if you'd be so kind, give us a share.
Speaker: Shout out to the two people who are always watching us from beginning to end and never comment. What's going on? I like to think that's probably at least one of those is either my kids or my in -laws. And I say that in the nicest way, Bob. It's not a shot.
Speaker: Believe it or not, I do TikTok. And, uh, my mother -in -law, every video, if I have one like on that video, 99 % chance, it was my mother -in -law that liked it. Very supportive. I don't think she understands most of the TikToks I do. Like the ones where, you know, words are spoken or words are typed, but, uh,
Speaker: She watches them. My sister -in -law, my brother -in -law, they do too. So yeah, whatever. It is what it is. Every once in a while I get a chuckle. I just got the whole ass grouped. I just got the whole ass grouped. I said news flash, big mouth. It's a $50 buy -in this year. Let's see how smug you are now.
Speaker: Exactly. All of a sudden he shuts off. Exactly. No, but like I said, is there a way if we click on that, if we can actually see who's viewing?
Speaker: No, I don't think so. Well, we can see one of them is on Twitch and one of them is on YouTube. Yeah. That's what we can see. I constantly forget that we're on Twitch because I'm never on Twitch.
Speaker: I just throw it on Twitch just to throw it on Twitch. I've got to be honest with you. I'm contemplating not even fucking with Twitch anymore because Twitch Twitch's Twitch viewer will go which is Twitch is more for the gamers. The yeah, you know, maybe maybe more music generated. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, it's not really it's not really built and you're not really gonna get a big following by just doing what we do unless we were both like mediocre unless we were like threes when it comes if we were like women and we were like a three and a half naked
Speaker: Yes. Agreed. Yeah. Because, hey, Twitch, I hate to break it to you. Some of you gamer girls, y 'all busted ass cans of biscuits and you ain't that fucking pretty. And the only reason people are following you is because they're hoping your titty will pop out. Let's be honest. All your damn business out there. Let's be honest. You're you're an Ohio five at best. Ooh. Is anywhere else you're like a one. Yeah. Agreed. You're like an Iowa seven.
Speaker: That's good. Yeah. You know, you're a West Virginia nine and a half. You get the extra half if you're somebody's sister. If you're not somebody's sister. But anywhere outside of West Virginia, you're like a five. Yeah, if that. Or below. Yeah. You know, I don't
Speaker: I get the concept of watching people game of, you know, the only time I watch somebody game is like, I'm thinking of buying said game and I want to see if it's worth it. But other than that, I don't get the concept.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I yeah, it's it's it's not it's not a good format for us. It is cool that we're there. You know, we do get what you know, we do get some viewers from there and stuff like that. And I'm not sitting on that. But it's that's why I've started pushing YouTube so much more because I have a twitch. It doesn't save our life. But I have to do a bunch of fuckery on there. Yeah, that's the problem. It's like it shouldn't be as hard as it is.
Speaker: But it tells me my password's wrong every time I try to do it. Exactly. Then it tells me I have the wrong. You never had a problem with our YouTube. Except when I try to change the password yet. Twitch has no problem with sending us emails multiple times a week. Yeah. Do that email that they say is wrong. I did see that. I was like, uh, cause I, I needed to sign into, uh, the Tik TOK account.
Speaker: And I had to go through the email and I had to look up, I had to get the code from the email. So I went on the email and I was like, Chris says like, we don't, we can't get on Twitch, but I see a bunch of emails from fucking Twitch. Oh no, I can get on Twitch and stuff like that. But to like fuck around with the account and everything, or like, like if I go to try to watch Tony on Twitch, I can watch Tony on Twitch, but I can't comment on Tony's Twitch because he's got all this weird.
Speaker: fucking two part verification. You have to be verified as an account, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada. Like he's got all this extra level of security, which I mean, I understand why he needed that because he's always, he's Mr. Oh, somebody else's drama. And he don't want a bunch of clowns in there. So he wants real accounts, which is cool. But that's what I said. I run into that, you know, like don't tell me my, my password in my emails wrong.
Speaker: and then when you guys can send me messages to them just fine. Yeah, but now YouTube's. Twitch if you're listening. YouTube's cool. I've never had any problems with YouTube as far as gaining access. The hardest thing on on YouTube was when we took all the videos off of my YouTube channel and put them on our own channel and that was literally just downloading the video and uploading it again.
Speaker: And you could only do so many at a time. Because I think it took me like four days to get it done. Because I could only do like 10 videos a day. Or so many hours worth of video a day. So it took me like four days to do it. But once it was done, we didn't have to do anything else. I don't do shit with it. No, I don't either. I walked it. It's there. Here's the crazy thing.
Speaker: Now, when you when you re listen to the show, do you you listen on Spotify, correct? Yeah, typically. Once a while. Now, I'll listen to it on Spotify. But I got to be honest with you. I haven't really I got to be honest with you. I haven't really listened to a show since.
Speaker: Because I wind up listening to almost the whole as damn show in episode 26 and we're on 298 Dude I'm telling you you want you want to laugh again?
Speaker: because I listen to fun and funeral fucking episode that last hour dude. Holy **** I still re listen to that and laugh my **** off because because any any more I I'm listening to the whole show on Fridays when I'm posting them on to Zincaster because I gotta get the right I gotta get the right spot for
Speaker: the ads because you have to you have to notate the ads. So I have to get the exact time frame for the ads on there. And on top of it, I've started chopping clips out so that I can post on social media. Right. Yeah. Listen to the show. I'm not going to listen to the show a second damn time.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I agree but listen to another podcast, you know, there's other podcasts that I listen to and like I have Spotify on the TV upstairs and We already played your intro once sir Calm down I'll give you Brian's intro I'm Denzel Washington you go wind up like John few public
Speaker: Whatever the hell is name but This guy this guy we got a fucking diva on our hands. Yeah Hey boys Look what I got here Hey, where are the white women at? Oh
Speaker: Beyonce. We're all the white women that why you want to hit them with a fucking share. Okay, I have a question. Where is that video? I have yet to see it. I've heard about it. Fucking YouTube and search it was all it was. See, see.
Speaker: man i kind of talked about this a little bit but all it was all it was now the world makes sense you're welcome sorry all it was was a couple of drunk white dudes didn't want to move their fucking pontoon boat they got into a fight with this black security guard and then uh like 900 black people came and jumped them
Speaker: I don't know why they're so proud of themselves because there was grown -ass men throwing punches at women, hitting women with chairs. Everybody got fucking arrested because as they should have, because everybody including the women were wrong and in the wrong and you're all a bunch of fucking jackasses. Now, mind you, y 'all think it's funny and it's all fun and games, but for the last several years,
Speaker: Y 'all been doing crazy ass shit to white people. Now, when we fight back and you want to cry racism, keep that same energy that you have right now about this Alabama situation when y 'all fuck up in a subway. Wait, it was on a dock, right? I think on a subway or on the street or whatever, or you play your fucking knockout game.
Speaker: that they've invented in New York and you hit the wrong one and 10 of his buddies come out and put your two kids in the hospital because they thought they were gonna make a TikTok video and go viral. Keep that same fucking energy. Everybody in that situation was in the fucking wrong. Everybody should, whatever consequences are laid out should take them like the grownups that they are. It was a really goofy ass fucking situation that has been so blown out of proportion.
Speaker: but it's, you know, if you, if you flip it and it would have been a group of black people jumping a white security guard and 40 fucking white people did the same thing. Oh my God. Oh my God. We're going to riot. Black lives matter is going to be saving everybody. Well, sorry, they're going to be filling their money, anybody and doing anything for anybody, but we're going to steal some more money. I mean, shit.
Speaker: No, but like I said, I haven't seen the white dudes got what they asked, you know, in any situation you take color out of it. The assholes who started the fight with that security guard, you take color out of the equation. You got what you deserve, but there was a whole bunch of people that were trying to break up the fight. When it happened, when it initially happened, there were women that were trying to break up the fight and then were attacked for no fucking reason.
Speaker: I mean, this dude was literally swinging a chair. There was a woman on the ground who got jumped by, by like two or three, four black women. She was laying on the ground and this dude had a chair and ran over and smacked her in the head with it for no fucking reason. And mind you, the cops who arrested that man and slammed him on the ground and put the cuffs on him. It was a black female and a black male officer. And he got what he deserved. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker: It was a fucking mess and everybody involved with it that was fighting or anything like that should face the consequences. Take color out of the equation. But it's it's but then they want to turn it into its retribution. It's payback because of the slave trades. 200 plus years ago, they happened there at the at that dock in Alabama. Really? Really? Were you alive back then?
Speaker: Anybody alive anybody live now? ancestors may have been there whatever but calm down there you guys didn't you didn't do anything you didn't you didn't sway anybody's opinions or anything like that you just look like an asshole involved in the situation Everybody involved in the situation looks like assholes at the end of the book. Well actually Bringing that up the the whole fighting in public
Speaker: I mean, that's technically illegal. However, fighting in general is illegal. It's assault and battery. Well, here's the kicker. Did you know in some states and Texas be one of them? Shut up, Tony. Nobody asked you. I hit you with a folding chair.
Speaker: So no, but in Texas, there's in Texas, if you and I decide to have a fistfight. We're pissed off. We're going to fucking fight it out. It's Texas to the Wild West. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Here's the kicker. Let's say we're about ready to go scrap. And there's a cop there. We can look at the cop and say mutual combat and he cannot arrest us. Now, at that point, we can't use weapons. All right.
Speaker: But can you yell Mortal Kombat? You want break? I got about two minutes. I need to be up here. While you're here, I, I, I stopped an addiction, Tony. No.
Speaker: I got I got rid of of marshmallows, chocolate, nuts. It was a rocky road for a little bit. I was about to say something about good sleep, but then I saw it. I've been waiting all night for that one. I was waiting all night for that. I'm going to make this quick. Did y 'all cover that fight yet or no? We were just talking.
Speaker: Okay. We were just talking about it. Everybody wants to make it into a racial thing and this and the other thing. And at the end of the day, everybody in that situation was wrong. And everybody should face the consequences. I know there's a whole mess of people out there that are acting like
Speaker: I want to hear his opinion as wrong as it may be. I want to hear it. I'm going to do this for your show because I was going to do a broadcast on it, but it's been a few days and everybody's already over it. I would love to have a conversation about it, but I wanted to have that two sided conversation because Jeff, right? We already know, but just anybody. You said anybody who thinks it's racial, then pay attention to the whole video.
Speaker: I haven't even seen it. I watched the whole video. I didn't post on it and then go looking for the video like some people. I've been trying to find it. I've seen it was hard to find the whole thing in its entirety.
Speaker: They've been pulling it down. Yeah, we're pulling it down. I agree. Everybody sort of fight, but they see what led up to the fight and that's the whole essence of it. The biggest thing people don't have is what they were discussing before boys swung on and.
Speaker: they missed where there was a white dude in the very beginning, tried to break it up, and the white people pushed him aside. So that's what he killed. There was a white guy and a couple of white women that were trying to break it up. Yes, they were in the very beginning, and they got pushed aside by those family members. Now, when that dude clocked him, it was a wrap. You can hang everything the fuck up right there. But again, that's where I say everybody involved in the situation is wrong. Yeah.
Speaker: We'll discuss that. Just to let you know, I won't be a worker in this couple days, but I'm gonna have Jason, so I can't come in. I'll probably be doing something here. And we won't be here Saturday. Okay. I've got birthday parties and we're gonna be in PA. So let's look at Friday night for the draft. What you think about that? This coming Friday? Yeah. Like two days from now? No, next week.
Speaker: I'm verifying what time we're going to PA Friday after I get off work. OK, that's what I need to know so we can wait. We can wait or we could just schedule something else. See ones. We got three weeks of preseason. I'm going to try to schedule mine for like. Either before or just after or that weekend of week two preseason. That's what I was looking at and next week not this weekend coming up, but the weekend after I'll be out of town for a family union.
Speaker: So yeah, if it comes up whenever when I broadcast golf, I'll get a few out there because I will put something everybody put the app back on. I will be putting stuff in there and I want to get people's requests from the chat. We're going to have busy weekends with school starting and people still making family trips. We can just automatic with no problem. I just want to make sure everybody's well, we. Good for me, like two weeks between.
Speaker: Yeah, it's creeping up. There's two weeks between. Well, no, there's not. There's no, there's not. Nevermind. I take that back. Yeah, so. Definitely by the third week of preseason, either before or that weekend at the latest, I would say Tony. Because I can't front. I really wanted to wait till these rosters were fucking solidified.
Speaker: you still have Camara just got suspended for three weeks. And tomorrow and Zeke's looking for a job. Looking for a job. You know there's guys out there cream hunt. Everybody thought he was a lot for New Orleans and then they pulled the rug out from under us and he's going and went to visit the Colts. And guess what they doing all that for what we're talking about? Fantasy football. I think I think those guys. Zeke. Cook.
Speaker: and an even cream hunt, they're going to be the late round picks. No, they start. They are first round picks. Dalvin Cook is equal on the first round running backs off the rip. That's the game. Yes, but if he's not working, you know, he'd be a late round pick to find out wherever he ends up. Well, the kicker is, have we done that already? They would have been picked up in the first place.
Speaker: I wouldn't pick him up until later. I'll just be personally, but that's you. I'm not being asked as you normally. This is based off the uncertainty because yeah, we know where depending upon where he ends up, he should be a starter. But if he ends up in Cleveland, he's not going to be. I'm saying for instance, I'm not saying he's going to end up in Cleveland. But for instance, if if Zeke or Cook end up in Cleveland, they're not starters in Cleveland. And like I said, I'll be ready whenever. Once the roster solidified, I'll be ready to go.
Speaker: I got some heavy **** going on over here too but I did want to jump in and say, what's up? Jeff, you still crazy. Glick **** your beard. Um today but I said, what's up? I saw Brian on Snapchat. What he did. You see what you see what Mike did? Mike put a poster there. He was like, I don't know what's going on but Glick wants to fight the entire state of Canada or the entire country of Canada and Texas. I wouldn't call him a Chewbacca.
Speaker: Y 'all are sick. I'm gonna drop down. Y 'all, you all enjoy yourselves this weekend if we don't catch up for real. Y 'all enjoy yourselves. And we'll catch up next week, all right? Definitely. Definitely. Much love to you, brother. Peace, y 'all. Come here, Tony. Take me out. No, fuck you, Jeff. Take me out before I end the show. All right. I'll do it. I'll do it. Get rid of him. Get him out of here. He won't tell me he love me. Fuck him. Get him out of here.
Speaker: Yeah. So I just watched that fight. Yeah. But did you see a minute? Yeah. So, you know, to kind of break it down, the whole fight started because there was a there was a family or a group of friends that were all white, you know, whatever the case may be on a pontoon that they didn't want to move it. They were on a pontoon and the riverboat was coming in. Security Guard came up.
Speaker: the black security guard we gotta we i i'm giving specifics people don't take it the wrong way don't get all mad and be like click said white people and black people um black security guard came up and and he's an older gentleman the the security guard's an older gentleman and said hey y 'all gotta move your boat the riverboat's gotta come in makes perfect came in hot dude came in fucking running and
Speaker: Well, because the riverboat was coming in, so he was running down there. He's a security guard at the dock. No, no, no. The white guy that attacked the security guard. So they get into an argument. Him and one dude get into a fight. There was a couple of people trying to break it up. Another dude come running out of nowhere. Another white guy come running out of nowhere. Out of fucking nowhere. Hits him with a flying knee. They knock him down. You got another guy who's trying to break it up. Two women who are all white from the same group trying to break it up.
Speaker: And I got to give props to the young man, a 16 -year -old kid who came swimming like fucking Black Aquaman over there to help his boy out. He was the other security guard. You know, again, they're doing their job as security guards at this dock, right? You know, gets separated. It looks like a lot of bystanders were like, fuck this, I'm in. And basically, you know, there was this finally, there was separation, there was this, there was that.
Speaker: Then all of a sudden you get like all these motherfuckers who come out of nowhere, just bystanders and like, fuck the white people, blah, blah, blah. We going to get it. We're going to get one on the white people. And then they just start hitting everybody and everything.
Speaker: there was still people that were trying to break it up. There was a, like I said, there was a white woman who was trying to break up the fight on one end and then the three black women jumped her and where they were beating up, they were beating the hell out of her, kicking her. Then this dude picks up a chair like he's fucking goddamn Triple H in a WWE match and he's swinging it. This white chick is on the ground. She just got her ass beat by three black women. He runs over on her head with the chair.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Before and like I said props to that young man who who is 16 years old I think he was and that's his job He was and he jumped in the water swam fully clothed to get over there to help his partner Props to him the only two people who were not in the wrong were those two goddamn security guards because they were fucking job Everybody else involved was in the wrong. Oh Great else in the wrong
Speaker: You're grown ass adults. You have to fix this consequences. I guarantee everybody was drunk. I know. I wouldn't, I wouldn't make that guarantee at all. It started swinging for fucking looked like for a stupid reason. I wouldn't make that. I wouldn't say that, you know, in that situation that was fighting.
Speaker: You're in the wrong and you got to face consequences. You don't need to fight no more. There was no there was no reason for all you at the end of the day. I'm gonna say this all you stupid ass motherfuckers had to do was get back on your fucking boat and move it because you weren't even you're not even supposed to fucking be there. Agreed.
Speaker: All they had to be like, all right, dude, no problem. We'll move. But like I said, keep the same energy that y 'all have now when a video of seven or eight black guys outside of a club jumping a white dude for no reason. And 30 white people jump in and have his back. Keep the same energy. You want it? Yeah. But the problem is, if you switch the, if you switch that like you did,
Speaker: it, the race card gets dropped hard. Exactly. And like I said, every goddamn person was in the, everybody involved in that. It was in the wrong. And I don't care what color you were male or female. If you were fighting or you were part of the problem, you were in the wrong. Plain and simple. The only person that has a reason to be in that argument at all was the security guard. Yeah.
Speaker: And that's that's my way through his head off. He's like, oh, we're going to fucking play this shit. Yeah, that's that's that's my history. But yeah, and then people are like, oh, all them people, they saved the lynch and they were going to win. Nobody was going to win that fucking man. Shut up. They weren't. It's 40. It's all because he told him move their boat. He probably could have gone it out about in a different way.
Speaker: But at the end of the day, he's like, hey, the fucking boat's coming. You all got to fucking move. I don't think he did anything wrong. I'm not going to say that he was wrong in any way, shape or form as a guy whose work security at, you know, not necessarily at a boat dock, but as an apartment complex. You know, I don't think he came up there.
Speaker: Super aggressive. Yeah, he ran up on the situation because the boats coming in right? Yeah, it's not He was running in pissed he's running and going hey, can you guys move this boat fucking coming in?
Speaker: So, you know, he was doing his job. The man didn't do anything wrong. He didn't deserve what happened to him. But there was lots of people that were trying to break it up. And, you know, there were a couple of assholes in their group. And like I said, anybody and everybody that was involved in it, you have to pay the account. You're an adult. It don't matter what color your goddamn skin is. You're a fucking adult. You made the conscious decision to take part in this shit. You have to pay the consequences. Agreed.
Speaker: If I walk, if I walk on the parking lot and punch my fucking neighbor and the cops show up, I have to pay the consequences. Yeah. You're an adult. That's what adulting is, is, is it? And, and it sounds like a broken record, but they all fucked around. They're all about to find out. Yeah. Well, yeah, yeah, exactly. And the media it's on that boat on that pontoon boat. Y 'all played a stupid game and you won a stupid prize. Great.
Speaker: But I get, I get being to turn it into it. I understand where they were like, they might've thought the security guard came in a bit hot because the video I just watched, there was no audio. Regardless, he was doing his job. Right. Exactly. Because I, and when I worked security, I've come at people aggressively. Right. Because the situation called for it.
Speaker: Right. And it does. It didn't look from what I saw. I've seen one of the videos. Yeah. It didn't look like he came in being an asshole. He came in in a hurry. And y 'all gots to move. And it'd be a hundred percent honest with you. And like I said, I'm taking color out of this and I'm just saying, you know, the people on the pontoon boat were the aggressors.
Speaker: Oh, 100%. They were absolutely aggressors. They were the first punch. A couple, you know, a couple of the individuals on that boat were the aggressors. The man was doing his fucking job. But at the end of the day, as I said, everybody involved, you all fucked up. You all broke the law. People should not be in trouble is the two security guards. You all know better. You're all grown ass, grown ass motherfucking adults. You all know better. Like I said, my thing is,
Speaker: There are a lot of videos where that are out there that go both ways. And there's a lot of videos where on the internet where the script is flipped and people have gotten jumped for no fucking reason because of the color of their skin. And if the same thing happened, y 'all wouldn't have the same energy. Exactly. That's one of the things that rubs me
Speaker: certain type of way but at the end of the day it also kind of rose me raw that it's just like don't fucking heroes you didn't do anything yeah I agree and it comes down to dude on a video looking like a fucking dumbass no matter which way you came out of that video you still look like a fucking idiot
Speaker: because you're a grown -ass man or a grown -ass woman in your at least 40s. I'll say 30s. What the fuck are you still fighting for? Physical fighting. You re -escalate in a situation that from the videos I've seen and like I said I did when I heard about it I was like let me see what I... and unfortunately it is very hard to
Speaker: to find videos and find full videos and find like that because they are yanking them down. They are taking them down as quick as they're going up. And you know, when the news puts it up there, it's only going to be, um, and it's not going to shot at the news media at this point in time, but there's only so much that they can show where it's only going to be edited or, you know, whatever.
Speaker: The same. I mean, the same thing can be said in the cities, OG, like New York when the woman she was walking to the subway for no reason got knocked the fuck out. How many how many videos are out there of of of Caucasians walking down the street in a group of four or five. POCs, since that we're going to do, just jump on for no reason and then run off.
Speaker: because this kid just decided to beat him up. Yeah. So, I mean, like I said, you know, in all the videos,
Speaker: I mean, we can focus on the topic, but the topic is nothing new because a bunch of stupid people doing stupid shit. No matter what side they are on the aisle, white, black, purple, green, I don't give a fuck. They're all fucking morons for fist fighting at their age. I get that. I totally understand what you're saying. But at the end of the day, it's society alone. The whole reason is fucking stupid.
Speaker: As, you know, as a guy who's, you know, I spent a chunk of my life living, we're just going to say in the city. Where up until I realized how big I was and how strong I was, I was jumped on a daily basis just because I was a white dude and, and, and, and, and lived in.
Speaker: I absolutely agree with that. I'm glad nobody got shot. I'm glad nobody got stabbed or anything like that. You know, so it happens to say it doesn't happen is foolish is stupid. It happens takes sides based on color. But and that's what I said that those my whole stance in this whole situation. The only two people that were not in the wrong in this situation where the two security guards everybody else
Speaker: was in the wrong. Y 'all got to end the story. I'm sorry. Y 'all aren't heroes. Y 'all didn't the 20 or 30 people that came to save the day. Y 'all didn't save the day. You made it worse. You didn't make it worse. There's no, like I said, switch it, reverse it, rub it down, you know, like Missy Elliott said. And I bet the same energy wouldn't be there. Okay.
Speaker: But, you know, I've been there, you know, I've been there. I've been jumped on a daily basis. Like, it also comes down to it's a mob mentality thing. Because I knew every time I left the house, I was going to get jumped just because I was a white kid living in a certain neighborhood until I started fighting back. No, but it also comes down to it's a mob mentality. But as I said, the only two people that were not in the wrong
Speaker: Well, security guards and then anybody who was actually legit trying to break the fight up, but anybody who was actively involved with the fight across the board. And I said it up street, those, those, the, the, the first two individuals that, that swung on that man, that, that started a fight with that man. They absolutely in the wrong because all he was doing was doing his fucking job. Yo, aren't supposed to fucking be there.
Speaker: Oh, it's coming in. Move. Okay. My bad. I'm sorry. Let me move my boat. Simple as that. Agreed. But no, you know, so like I said, take color out of the equation and just look at the situation. I mean, then you got, I mean, you've got grown ass men, hidden women. All that makes you, in my opinion,
Speaker: is a bitch. If you're a grown -ass man hitting a fucking woman because you're swinging at anything that is a certain color, you're a bitch. You're a punk -ass bitch. Green. And then if you pick up a chair and you're swinging it and you've got a woman who's already been jumped by three other women and you crack her on the skull, you're the biggest bitch in the group. I absolutely agree.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, I agree with that as well. They should be 100 % agree. But everybody else said also was involved. I mean, at the end of the day, was thought logistics man swinging a chair around. That's the soul of the deadly weapon at the end of the day. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. So you're already clearly got them outnumbered. You already got grown ass men punching women in the face who had nothing to do with it.
Speaker: You got another grown ass man swinging the chair. She's a woman on the ground who done got her ass whoop, cracks her in the skull. Like, what the fuck? I agree. You know, no, you know, they and all this. I'm a lawyer. I'm going to I'm going to shut up. Stop it. The whole situation was fucked up.
Speaker: the initial two, three assholes who started this shit. Agreed. That's going to happen. I, I, it would not surprise me one fucking bit, right? Drinking. Oh, see that's, but that's, that's technically the way it should be. You know, it was like, I've gotten into fights and then two days later, like, I love you man. You know,
Speaker: When I was growing up back home, well, when I moved in with my old man after, after, cause there was some shit that went down and it got pretty heavy and it, it was a pretty bad situation. I, you know, I, I won't go to too much detail, but I got jumped, um, one time three dudes I'm 12. They were 16, 17, 18 jumped me. Um, two of them went to the hospital.
Speaker: And then they wanted to come at me and press charges on me. And you know, and a whole bunch of other shit went down. And my parents were like, all right, look, you're going to end up dead if you don't go live with your dad, blah, blah, blah. So I went to live with my dad. And when I went to live with my dad, I'd gotten into several fights with people. When I live with my old man, we'd be at a party. We get into a fight straight up, fist to fist, one on one. As soon as the fight was over, we'd be hanging out by the bonfire, drinking a beer together. Yep. Like nothing had happened.
Speaker: We squashed it. We settled it. We did what we had to do. Boom. And. But hopefully, maybe that'll happen. That would be the best. We are world singing, but. But I think the thing that irritates me at the end of the day was like. One of the quotes that I seen was.
Speaker: them white folk were going to lynch that man. Yeah, that's not happening. No, they weren't. They were going to whoop his ass. They were going to whoop his ass and then go about their day. And then they would have all gotten arrested because it was all on camera. And that guy would have sued them and he'd have cleaned up and he'd been happy about it. Next time you guys want to pay me a bunch of money to kick my ass, I'm ready kind of thing.
Speaker: Exactly. That's how it was back home. I mean, even, even like around here, I've been in the bars and I've seen dudes on a Friday night to just get into a knockdown drag out fight. I mean, like it'll start in a bar. They'll be out in the parking lot. They'll be in the street. And then Saturday you roll back into the same bar and those same motherfuckers are all hanging around laughing, having a good time.
Speaker: I understand that, but that's not even 200 years ago. I apologize. That's, you know, 80 years ago, something like that. Close to like 40. You know, no, it's getting up there. It's like the 50s and 60s. I don't think it was happening as regularly in the 70s and stuff like that. Right. But not regularly, but it did happen where now. But I mean, one of the other comments that killed me was like,
Speaker: We got retribution because in the slave trading days that was like. Unfortunately, the South has a very dark history with with with slaves and slave trading and auctions and stuff like that week. It's terrible. There's not a a. Person on the planet. That they whether the white, black, purple, green, whatever that hasn't been a
Speaker: uh, like, you know, whites were slaves, Jews were slaves, blacks were slaves, everybody was a slave at one point or another. Yeah. Well, I mean, but it's, it's, it's, I am I, and like, and I could be wrong. I don't know those people. I don't know anything about those people. I don't think they were looking delicious, man.
Speaker: I think they were drunk. I think they were a little too confident. I'd be an aggressive with them because it was his job and they were like, well, fuck you. I'm going to throw for the piss because I think I'm eighteen again because I'm drunk off my fucking ass. I mean, there was no answer. He was going to catch an asshole. Yeah. And like. Oh, my brain. The the something I heard the other day is like. And I.
Speaker: If it wasn't on video and wasn't on the internet, it wouldn't have been a big deal. And we would have never heard about it if people's cameras weren't on. And I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again. The real hero of the day was Aquaman. Yes, agreed. That 16 -year -old young man, that's what's up.
Speaker: man. That's what's up. That young man. He's going to literally just stood up and I'm like, yeah, not my circus. I'm not playing. But he said, **** this. That's my dude. That's the god damn rock star of the day right there was that young man. He said, nope. Hell yeah. But no, it's it's it's sad part. I feel as for that dude Aquaman because now he's all wet. He's
Speaker: Um, you know what, to be a hundred percent honest with you. Yeah. I think, I think regardless of what you're saying is that the security guard was white and the people that beat him up were, or that started black. No, the security guard was white and it was the same people. I absolutely, I absolutely think the outcome was big. It wouldn't, it would have been over faster.
Speaker: Honestly, I really do feel like it had been the same situation because there's people on the pontoon boat. Been out on the boat, been out in the sun, had way too much to drink. I'm making assumptions. And we all know how people get when they drink, no matter what color your skin is. We all know how people get when they drink. Yeah, everybody's 10 foot tall and bulletproof. Has nothing to do with the fact that it was Alabama.
Speaker: Yeah, so I'm saying like if everybody So everybody guard and everybody's like the the the crowd coming in to to Rescue what that happened? No, we're taking the crowd out of the equation. I know what I know Don't you? And I say that because I've seen the situation in Charleston I've seen the exact same situation in Charleston. The only difference was there was
Speaker: with more security and it escalated real fast. And it also, if the security guard would have been a white dude, he's saying if it was a white security guard, these guys wouldn't have gotten aggressive with them. Of course they would have gotten aggressive with their drunk assholes. When people get aggressive with white people all the time, just so you know, yeah, I get aggressive with print.
Speaker: Regardless of who the security guard is These guys were ready to fight because they thought they were 10 foot tall and brutal bulletproof because they've been out on the fucking lake or River whatever on their pontoon probably drinking since dawn and They get off the boat and they could barely stand up because they just got back on land Plus they're drunk and somebody told him they couldn't do something they were doing
Speaker: They were ready to fight. This this this specific situation. I think regardless of the color of the security guard, regardless of the location, this specific situation was going to happen no matter what. Yeah, not necessarily all the time.
Speaker: or anything like that, but I think it was going to happen. The only reason the crowd jumped in was because the security guard. Well, I've seen it happen outside of clubs, you know, it happened here at the grocery store the other day, bouncers. I've been involved doing it when I used to bounce. We're just trying to get everybody out at the end of the night. And you get drunk assholes to catch a bouncer by himself and they don't think they have to listen to him. And the next thing you know, I was actually I was
Speaker: I was actually that I got, I got a permanent score right here because I was that guy. All I was doing was making sure everybody got out the door and four guys, white guys decided they were going to get loud and obnoxious for no reason.
Speaker: And I was like, look guys, it's the end of the night. We all had a good time. Everybody go home. Next thing I know I got punched in the side of the head. I'm laying on the ground or something to kick me square in the fucking head. And I got a scar here. I didn't do it in there. Oh, I wasn't aggressive. And I'm not even saying that's just a security guard. I'm actually saying the security guard was not aggressive in any way, shape or form. Yeah. You put and you put, okay. I understand. I absolutely agree. Yeah. Well,
Speaker: But again, reverse it, white security guard, white people, nobody would have jumped in. Nobody would have jumped in. The only people that came to my aid were one of my bouncers in the field. Agreed. 100 % agreed.
Speaker: I you know what they should do you know what they should do old school just like my parents used to do it I'm sure there's other parents out there when I was getting a fire with my siblings you know how many times we were putting the same ass damn t -shirt oh no uh all the same goddamn vest and make them I had I had a I had a friend of mine his sister not used to
Speaker: him and his sister used to fight all the time so what her mom what their mom did was she said okay we're gonna settle this i'm gonna tie one of you to a chair the first one gets to beat the shit out of that one but when that's done you switch positions that's a little uh extreme not trust me because you gotta you gotta you gotta say okay i'm gonna hit them three times
Speaker: but I'm going to get just as worse when I sit. Imagine like if that happened in my house, you know how small my sisters were compared to me. The same size. They were twins. They were twins, no less child abuse. They were twins. But they, that's what she would do. She'd be like, okay, sit down. You number one, go hit number two.
Speaker: You have one minute. I can't, I can't agree with that. I can't get that one. I can't, I can't 100 % agree with it, but it kind of makes you think about, okay, if I hit them with full strength, they're going to give me double full strength. When I sit down, you want to go, you want to go last. Like I said, you want to get hit first. I'm just like, like I said, you know, we have to take the glasses off.
Speaker: I absolutely agree. I agree 100%. I agree with you 100 % OG. I want to take the glasses off and I want to take color out of this whole equation. And like I said, outside of the security guards and outside of the people who were actually trying to break the fight up, every aggressor was in the wrong.
Speaker: If you joined in and you swung you were in the wrong but but The aggressors that were on that boat should have more severe punishment Great than the ones who came down and joined in later in my opinion because they are the ones that escalated it to that point like I said
Speaker: I'm taking color out of the whole ass equation. I'm just as, as people on the, on the pontoon boat were 100 % started the fight. There was no need for it. As soon as the security guard got there, they could have been like, he's going to be like, Hey, can you guys move? There's a boat coming in that needs doc here. That's all of these. All right, boss, we got you. We're out. Yep. That's it.
Speaker: Now, so the people on the pontoon boat that actually started this nonsense, they should definitely absolutely face different things. Minimum six months. Minimum six months. Whatever the maximum of the penalty is that they, you know, I mean, you can't just go. Oh, yes. Unfortunately, the dude with the chair, because like I said, regardless of anything,
Speaker: That's assault with the deadly weapon. It all comes down to assault battery. It all comes down to, you know, and I know the laws, I know a little bit about walls and stuff like that. Um, you know, but that's assault with that woman. You know, that, that is assault with a deadly weapon. He is unfortunately going to get into some serious trouble. That is a good question.
Speaker: I don't know because in the one video I've seen, I've seen him coming down. And like Jeff said, I seen it was kind of a long video. And I wasn't mad for any other reason other than the situation because it got so far out of hand. And I was trying to look at it.
Speaker: I was trying to look at it as not a black versus white thing. I was just looking at the situation. This is, this is, this is my mindset when it comes to things, you know, other people. Well, I mean, at one point it became a whole mob mentality for the reason to fight. Yes and no, yes and no, yes and no. But, um, the whole situation I was mad at.
Speaker: Um, I don't think the security guard came down there aggressively in any way, shape or form. Now that security guard was not backing down. And again, I got to give him credit because he was not going to back down and they were clearly aggressive way before he threw his hat in the air. Yeah. Cause they're pushing him and shoving him and he's literally saying, look, you just got to move your fucking boat dog. Yeah. So, you know, at the end of the day, not matter them security guards. And like I said, the rock star of the day was with that young man who jumped in the water.
Speaker: I got to find that part of the video because I ain't seen that part. The old man said, fuck all this. I think he's 16 years old. He's a baby, man. He's a baby. And I say that because I'm old. They very well could have been told to move. They could have been told to move before he ever came down there. We don't know the whole story. We don't know the whole situation. Will we?
Speaker: We'll never find out. That'll be the problem. It'll be buried because something else will happen next week. And we won't ever find out the... So, okay. So I'm seeing a little earlier that it looks like the security guard was there before. Yeah. So, you know, like I said, security guards didn't do anything wrong. You know, I feel like the individuals who started the fight from the pontoon boat should face harder penalties. Obviously, the gentleman with the chair
Speaker: Use the term gentlemen loosely. He's got a - Yeah, he's got a - Yeah, yeah, yeah. The young man who jumped into the water, I believe he was a security guard. He was with that same company. Like that was his partner or whatever, or like a co -worker.
Speaker: Well, it looks like I didn't listen to it. And I'm just making that there are private agency just based off of my own knowledge of security companies and working in security. Um, a lot of places like that will hire out, um, so they don't necessarily work for the state, but they work for a company that the state has hired. Um, like,
Speaker: When I lived in Charleston, they used to do reggae nights at the Charleston County Parks down on James Island. They had their own, obviously the state people are like park rangers and stuff like that, but then they also hired outside security from a private company. And they kind of walked around the events because they did the reggae nights. Well, I think it was the first and
Speaker: third month of our first and third weekend of every month in the summer. Um, so you had your outside contractors or private companies or whatever. So that's what I'm assuming. I don't know. I'm just, I'm just assuming just based on it's all guesstimate at this point, but it's, it's, it's one of those things that it shouldn't have gotten as big as it did. But also at the end of the day, it's not going to be hard to properly.
Speaker: Punish people because it is all on camera. Yeah, and there's like 40 fucking videos Fucked up situation no matter how you look at it. Like I said, I tried to look at it With blinders on taking color out of the equation and just watching the situation But You know It's hard to do
Speaker: And if the dock is owned by the state, and that's going to be the other thing. That's going to be the other thing. Depending on who owns the dock, if it's private property, it's one charge. If it's state property, it's a whole other. Yeah. If it's owned by the state, if that's like a state park area, you're fucked because they don't jump it up to federal fast.
Speaker: It's a mess. Billy Bob going, how you doing? I eat sandwiches. You sound like you speak from experience. I dated you, so. Same difference. The sex I wanted, I wasn't getting the sex I didn't want. I was getting, you know what I mean? You get what you're getting. You don't pitch a fit, God damn it.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, facial recognition. Absolutely. Oh, yeah. Well, you don't even have to because I think maybe three people might have gotten away. And that was because they went underwater and did the whole James Bond thing with a straw because there's no other way out. No, it's like I said, it's OK. There's the DNR. Is it is it? Yeah.
Speaker: It's, it's, it's gotta be an air agency thing. It's, it's, it's a, no matter how you look at it, like I said, look at the situation. Take the blind or, you know, put blind or put blinders on, take the blinders off, take your glasses off, put your glasses on. I don't care. You know, whatever you people would, you know, what, not whatever you people, but whatever people need to do, just look at it as, as, as a whole, as a situation. And it's all bad. The whole situation is bad. Um,
Speaker: And then, you know, we just have to kind of, you know, fortunately for us, none of us were involved and we just get to spectate. Well, here's the best part. Everybody gets a GBA. Everybody gets a GBA. Absolutely. If you were on the dock at one point or another during that, it's a GBA. You're all fucked. You get the wrong judge. You can say that.
Speaker: I'm, you know, I'm aggravated the situation because it turned into a whole race thing. When, when I understand, I do understand why it is. But at the same time, let's just look at the situation and the situation is fucked up and it should have never escalated to any of it. Yeah. Because I'm using the mindset of, you know, like when we go, like.
Speaker: Again, you know, I've lived on the coast and I've been in areas and I've seen people pull up their boat where their boat's not supposed to be and security or whoever comes over and says, Hey, get the fuck on. Some of them get the fuck on. Some of them don't get the fuck on. It's let's call it spade a spade. OG. It's a shit tuition. As you said, as you said, and it's going to come down to you could somebody in that crowd of people.
Speaker: could get multiple charges from multiple locations. And they all should be banned from being on a waterway again. Absolutely agreed. 100%. Well, I think they should just sink all boys boat and call it a day. Fuck you buddy. But again, not knowing the full situation or not knowing the full
Speaker: the guy who owned the boat could have been sitting on the boat the whole time going, hey, let's fucking go. Like, I got to move, you know, and then he's got his asshole. Yeah, his asshole friend. And it all comes down to the guy with shirtless gray shorts that literally comes running in and tries to do the worst Superman punch on planet. Because he couldn't even get a foot off the ground. That's the guy that should get the most punishment other than the guy using the
Speaker: I think the vote is going to be at a police auction. Let's be honest. Yes. I mean, we've all been in that situation where and this goes male, female, black, white. It don't matter. We've all been in that situation where one of our ignorant friends started some.
Speaker: Oh, I'm absolutely looking at you. Fucking look at me in that car, boys. Started some shit and you were like, yo, man, like for real, why are you doing this? And then all of a sudden all hell breaks loose. Yeah. And then I gave you something.
Speaker: You know, damn well, that boat's going to be up at the next the next police police auction. You know, damn well, OG. I don't get that. Nobody's going to buy it on the cheap cheap because nobody want to be associated with that boat. I'll repaint that motherfucker tomorrow. Me and OG about to take a vacation out in Alabama.
Speaker: got a boat on that low low. Black spray paint, respray paint, that red and white at the black. This ain't the same boat. It's just the same make, model and years. Pontoon boat. It's not the boat. Don't worry, we'll move it. You don't even have to ask. Pontoon boats are going to, their sails of pontoon boats are going to drop after this. Because nobody's going to be like, wait, you want a pontoon boat? No.
Speaker: No, it's a speedboat. It just identifies as a pontoon boat. Exactly. Exactly, OG. It's like it's like my man, the basketball player with with the whole gun situation. Now, yeah, he's a fucking moron because he's already gotten in trouble for the gun situation once, but his fucking boys got the goddamn. Stop fucking recording everything you've got to do illegal. Hey, everybody agreed. Agreed.
Speaker: We come from an old generation. It's catchy. Yeah. Oh, do you stupid on a motorcycle and you're going to get, you know, you're going to fall down, record the shit out of it because I want that video. But if you're going to fucking do something illegal or you're going to do something where somebody could get in trouble or killed, don't record that. We're we're from the old and OGs from that older generation like we are. There is no evidence of the we did when we was younger.
Speaker: Yeah, Kodak picture after the fact is not proof. And after the fact is not proof. Oh, you goofy ass kids out there want to record all your illegal activity and then want to scratch your head and go, why am I sitting in jail? Because you put it on TikTok, you fucking idiot. As the person that posts the most TikToks here, I'm dumb. I ain't that dumb.
Speaker: It's, you know, yeah, like the rap entourage, your, your, your, your, you and all your idiot country friends. There's always that one asshole or two assholes. It don't matter what color you are or where you're from. There's always one or two assholes that want to instigate some shit for no fucking reason. Because they're with their boys. I can put that in the context as the littlest guy in any group.
Speaker: I got a man up. I got a look. I'm tough too, boys. That's what that mentality is. Backpack. There's a reason why I keep my little ass at home. There's a reason why I don't go out. They really do. They really do. People like that. What is it? I might use the words wrong, but words are hard. Self -agulation.
Speaker: She's way smarter than I do it. That's what I do in the bedroom at night by myself. That's masturbation. Oh, sorry. I knew I knew I had a station in there. It's a good station, so I'm OK with it. That's when you actually watch four hours of turning porn. Hey. I'm mad at it. I don't feel good after, but it is what it is.
Speaker: Kind of doing a bunch of coke, you know, I'm like, ah, did I need to do that? No, but I liked it. Yeah, I like it. Yeah. Agreed. That's the that's the one thing. This is what pisses me off about the whole thing. You are in your 30s or older. What the fucking fist fighting for? You're going to have a fucking heart attack. You McDonald's eating fat fuck.
Speaker: Well, you know, as somebody that eats and drinks like shit all the time, I got one good fight left in me. I'm saving that if somebody steps in front of me and Burger King or something. That's that's all there is to it. Reaches for your whopper. Yeah, exactly. Somebody steal my whopper. That's when I'm throwing down. But I don't give a fuck, man. I'm not I'm not a small guy by no means. I told Nikki.
Speaker: I said I got maybe like good. I got like five good fights in me I'm not gonna waste one something stupid. I'm not gonna you know, and we've gone out and you know, fortunately I Think we've had any issues when we've gone out, right? Well, see here's what's funny. Are you a big guy? I'm sure there's somebody's just like look that big motherfucker. I'm gonna fight him for no reason. I
Speaker: That doesn't happen to me. But I'm also a big bear. And when they come up at me aggressively, then I just just kind of laugh at them and start joking around with them. And, you know, I got a new I got a new ones for if somebody wants to fight me, I tell them, OK, let's fight. And I start getting naked like, well, we're going to do it. We're going to go Roman style. And they're like, wait, I don't want to fight. Oh, well, OK. You do realize that the Romans didn't get naked when they fought, right?
Speaker: They don't fucking know that, but they don't fight me either. I mean, nobody wants to fight a five foot three naked guy. They got Peter freaking his goddamn clothes off. They're confused. Exactly. But I don't get in fights. No, we Nikki and I, we and I'm not even on my home turf when we've gone out.
Speaker: I'm in, I'm, I'm in her neck of the woods when we've gone to the bar, your fucking Michigan gear and browns gear and BA. I mean, it's amazing. You don't get beat to ass each time. Well, we'll see if I survive in a couple of months or next month, when we go to Pittsburgh for the Monday night football game between Pittsburgh and Cleveland. Agreed. That's when we're, we're going to just sit here, show up on here and, uh,
Speaker: Tony and I are just going to watch, listen to taps the entire time. Yeah. No, but no, we've, we've gone out to a couple bar or like one of the, one of the bars that we always go to. We've never had any issues there, but I like one of what's up. Well, one of the only pretty much, but I like one of their bouncers there. He's a good dude. Like he's a legit good dude. It's also, it's also, nobody wants to fight the biggest, hairiest guy in the room either.
Speaker: Well, you know, but the other bouncer, I'd like to curb stomp, but that's beside the point. But, you know, there's been situations and issues and like Nikki's come and got me and been like, hey, and I'm no, no, no. She's like, hey, and I go and I'm right behind you. I'm like, hey, dude, I got your back. Oh, shit. Well, she will just deescalate real.
Speaker: You know, one great thing about my wife, she knows when I'm getting pissy and I'm getting to the point where I might have to throw down and she's like, yeah, it's time to go. You're drunk and you're trying to be the press. Yeah. I don't even, I don't even get pissy or loud or anything. I just go and I put my hand on his shoulder and I'm like, Hey, I got your back, bro. I know every year you're hit every bar here anyways, and I don't even go to the bars anymore. So it's like.
Speaker: Uh, the biggest one that gets me in trouble is when my neighbors start talking to it. I think I've only gotten loud one time and that was, and the dude would be able to fight me. He was just hugging on me. I'm loving on me and tell me how awesome I am. And I was just trying to get him outside the bar. You're like, Hey, creepy.
Speaker: Calm down. You know, they were trying to get him to leave and he wouldn't leave. And I was like, I got it. The dude was like hanging on me. It was like, yes. It was like loving on me. And I got him out the parking lot. He's like, I love you. And I think it was the person that I met him. Wasn't it? He was like, I love you, dude. You're awesome. Thanks for looking out for me. And I was like, yeah, just go home and sleep it off. He got banned from the bar.
Speaker: I ain't never been banned from a bar. With this bar, we go to back home where Nicki lives or where Nicki's from. But they've been banning people like their TikTok. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. But I can't tell you how many times over the years I've tried to get kicked out and they won't fucking get me out. Yeah, that they all love you in there. That's because their paychecks would drop. Yeah. Facts.
Speaker: They're like, wait, we're going to lose hundreds of thousands of dollars a year if we kick out Nikki and Blake. They're like, oh, look at, look at her new, look at her fiance. He drinks as much as she does. Jesus Christ. We're going to be really good boys. They're VIPs up in this bitch. Let them fight. We're literally just body slater. We'll be fine. Brothers. We can buy six new pool tables. Exactly.
Speaker: No, like let them fight. I'm ordering a pontoon for sale for really cheap in Alabama. It's super cheap. Let him fucking drink. I'm going to buy me a boat. Wait, wait, why is it spray painted? OK, whatever, I'll buy it. So I did a thing. What did you do? I think.
Speaker: Lord have mercy. Don't drink the bomb water. I don't think she drank the bomb water. What did you order? Maybe cow
Speaker: but what did she order list of what she didn't order right i know she's like i did a thing and i'm kind of nervous because you're like wait how much of my paycheck is gone no no no no no no no no no we we should see so i made it if i get on amazon dude holy shit we we were we were fucked with each other the other day and i was talking about i'm broke i don't remember because
Speaker: I can't remember exactly what it was. Well, you're kind of fun with each other because, you know, when she moved out here, I told her, I was like, you know, I've already, you know, don't worry about rent. Don't worry about. Right. Right. Because I was already living here. I said, you know, if you can help me out with groceries and stuff like that, that'd be awesome. We were kind of fucking with each other about money. And she said something.
Speaker: being broke or something. I saw a TikTok today and I thought about sending you guys to get your opinion. And I told her, I'll trade you. I said, I'll trade you. And she said, you'd still be broke. And I said, no, because I wouldn't have to pay rent and all the utilities. She was like, this is something I wanted to bring up today.
Speaker: was you would still have to pay bills even if I wasn't. No, no, no. It was something about broke. No, it was something. Well, it would turn into that, but it was something about flipping it like reverse and rolls. Well, you know, it's your haircut that I wouldn't be buying a beer. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then I was like, well, then we wouldn't have electric or Internet or a roof. And she was like, oh, Nikki, Nikki, come here. I want to ask you both a question. She can hear you. I'm listening. She's listening.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but it's better when I can see you. Anyways, dude, the fact that she hasn't grabbed my gun off the nightstand and shot me yet is amazing because she had, she worked Monday or Sunday, Monday and a double on Tuesday, Sunday, Monday. You were, you were off Saturday. She worked Sunday, Monday. And then she worked literally from open to close till yesterday. So today I told her, I was like, I wouldn't get out of bed if I were you. Yeah. No, fuck all that.
Speaker: So that I wanted to ask you guys about and and and I know I already know the answer Because I I feel like I know you guys and and Nicki's not the kind that's gonna be telling people that no It's in the best way possible y 'all clean so so I saw a tick tock today and a guy he's sitting in a car with his girl and he's like, hey, I
Speaker: I'm short today." And she's like, on what? He's like, this electric bill. I ain't got it. Can you get it this month? And she's like, I got it. He's like, I'll get you back. I'll Venmo it to you as soon as I got. She's like, no, motherfucker. I live here, too. Well, I think about nightlights as opposed to turning on the lights all the time. She's she's. She wasn't just like, fuck you, bitch. It's your job to pay this shit, you know?
Speaker: And I'm assuming, based on the kind of person Nikki is, that you would do the same thing, right, Nick? Yes, and I have. And that's why I love you. Take care of my boy. I'm assuming you're asking if she would pick up the slack. Right, exactly. And that's the reason why I bring it up is, you know, with other people's situations that comes down to
Speaker: Most people nowadays, if somebody's already taking care of shit, they're like, Oh, that ain't my job. That's not my circus. Not my monkey. I don't want to play in it. But to find somebody like, I got you, I'll back us up this month. You know, you know what? I got next month too, just because I'm feeling froggy. Well, that goes into, I've seen a, I've seen a real, I think it was, I think it was a Facebook real, Instagram real, whatever today.
Speaker: And I meant to save it, but I think it refreshed before I could save it. Yeah. And, and it was, it was, it was, it was a young lady and her and her husband, they, they host a, they, they have a podcast and I really want to find this real again so I can follow them. Um, and she said, we get asked the question all the time on our show and on our social media.
Speaker: about our, our partnership. And she said, and we're always asked if it's a 50, 50, because that's what you always hear about relationships. Relationships are 50, 50, and her response was no. Relationships are not 50, 50. They're never meant to be 50, 50, and they should never be 50, 50. She said, my husband will come home some days after he's been at work all day long. And he'll tell me.
Speaker: I got 20. Yup. Yeah. Sometimes it's, and she, she instantly knows sometimes it's, it's 7 30. I'm going to pick up the extra 80 or, or she's having a bad day and he's having a bad day and, and, and, and he'll come home or they'll be doing something. And he's like, I got 15 today. And, and she's like, you know, I got this going on with my mom, you know, the kids are this. She's like, I got 10.
Speaker: together, they only got 25, but then they come together and they, and they figure out how to make the other 75 work. I think that's exactly a hundred percent without ever having that conversation or ever even really thinking about it or, or anything. Nicky and I had that. Right. You know, where just cause the way you guys are, you guys, you guys ended and not to shower your phrase and give you a giant head. Like I always do, but.
Speaker: My head's not that big, trust me, it's like... Okay, ego. Yeah, exactly. I don't have a big ego, Arden. I know you're gonna pull up that fucking belt. But my thing is, is like, I see you guys on here, I see you on social media, I see that. That 70 -30, that 60 -40, that I see that. Yeah. And in... And in that...
Speaker: You don't see it, but that's how we are in this house. You know, that's how we roll. There are days where I'm just like, I fuck. I got shit today. You know, and. You know, she'll she'll believe this. I ain't got nothing today. I get it. You know, it's it's also I can't do with your shit today. I got I got, you know, and and. People that don't have that don't understand
Speaker: the fuck it about it. When you have that, you're just like, nothing else fucking matters now, boys. And I had that mindset, and I can't speak for Nikki, but I had that mindset in previous relationships. I was looking for that 50 -50.
Speaker: And it wasn't until her and I got together that, that I realized even, you know, you know, from jumpster that I realized it's, it's not a, it's not a 50, 50 thing, you know, and it goes on center or unspoken between us. We just, we just do. I mean, yeah, even, you know, you can speak on an emotional level. You can speak on a monetary level, even, you know, when you speak monetarily.
Speaker: Uh, you know, for instance, you know, like I said, haircuts, if I ain't got it, she's like, you and cash looking homeless here, go get your haircut. Um, or, you know, the kids, I thought they were starting school later than I thought then, then they are. And I was like, fuck, I gotta get school supplies. She's like, don't worry about it. I got you without hesitation or when she's needed money for stuff or if something came up, unexpected, if I, you know, I'm like here.
Speaker: boom. No, don't, it's hard to cash up to you. Well, I'm going to, you can't send it back because I don't have cash app anymore. You know, but I know, I know I give Nikki a lot of shit, but I love her for that because I've seen you in other relationships and I'm like, cats not there, dude.
Speaker: But then on the emotional level, I say anything. I'm an asshole. So I don't. But but with Nikki, I see that. And I'm I I'm over the fucking moon for the both of you. Yeah. You know, on an emotional level, like I know she's exhausted. I know she had a couple of, you know, the last few days have been long. And I told her I should sleep all day. Be lazy. Don't worry about shit. Enjoy your fucking day off. She did. Yeah, she did a thing.
Speaker: What did you do? What did you do? I gotta know. I gotta know. I booked Nashville. What? All for the wedding. Oh, ****. She booked Nashville. Nice. Nice. Your boys are fucked up by Jason O 'Deen's board. We're gonna start a fight. Let me bring my ****
Speaker: New Orleans. Not yet too far out. No, they don't have any reserve now pay later option. Nice. Nice. Yeah. So about $1 ,500. Huh? They don't have any reserve now pay later option for all down to the French quarter day from Friday to Thursday is about $1 ,500.
Speaker: Oh, well, we got I mean, we got more than a year that we can. Yeah. But you know, like anything else, the longer you wait, the more. Oh, yeah. No, I know. I know. Well, that's, you know, well, you know, at the end of the year, the money should be there. Yeah. But now, I think. Hey, I got a question. Are you guys going to do a thing? Well, I was going to say, I think I think now we're at the point where I can actually kind of officially talk about it a little bit.
Speaker: a little bit talk about it. Cause I haven't like, I haven't told my parents. Well, you're going to talk to them about this weekend on your own kind of filming. All right. So we are. Is it really all open? It is. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're not. We are going to get married down in New Orleans. Okay. Um,
Speaker: We're going to go down there. We're going to, we're going to rock out every bird that you can find with one stone. Yeah. Okay. Honeymoon ceremony, everything in a two week time period. Nice. Um, I have the time I can take off work and get paid. So we are going to go down to New Orleans. We're going to get married. We're going to stay down in like on bourbon street, hopefully get a hotel bourbon street. Um,
Speaker: I think we're looking at a place in the French Quarter. Okay. It has a whole wedding package. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but on the way down there, we're going to stay what a night, two nights in Nashville. Nice. Because it's Nashville is literally between Ohio and New Orleans is the halfway point and that right in Nashville is on my bucket list. I want to go to Nashville. I've never been. Oh, that's not bad. That's, that's an easy Uber.
Speaker: Um, it's also an eight minute walk. Oh shit. Well, it's an easy walk, but at the end of the night, it's an Uber back. That's right. Yeah. Good thinking, sir. Good thinking. No, that's not me thinking. That's her thinking. I see. Rockstar when, cause like we're going to jelly roll in September and hotel. It's not too far away.
Speaker: We're going to the shit at stuff like that, dude We're going to Pittsburgh Cleveland Monday night game Nice in Pittsburgh and she's got a hotel. It's not too far away Nice and she's always looking for jacuzzis. Yeah, but um, I
Speaker: you know, and then when we go to Jason Aldean in October for my birthday, he's at Nationwide here in Columbus. And I want the shirt with my new logo on it that I made for the podcast. Let's just try that in a small town with the eyes. Yes. Was that natural? That's fun. Nice. But we're only a couple miles from Nationwide for that concert. So at Nationwide Arena,
Speaker: That's where the blue jackets, the NHL, the professional hockey team, that's where they, they built around nationwide. So they got bars and restaurants for days and, and the hotels. Yeah. You know, hotels are miles away. So, you know, we're gonna, we're gonna have fun for that. Like she's a rock star when it comes to booking the hotels and shit like that. I couldn't even tell you how to start to book a hotel, hotels .com.
Speaker: That's where you start. Hotels .com. I can barely pay my electric bill online. I, I, I literally be like, what do I do? Oh, all my bills are paid online. Oh, they, well, I have an app for the electric bill here, but for some reason it's very much like Twitch. It's saying the email I'm using is wrong. Who are you lying to? You know, you just have to go out back and feed the gerbils for your electric, just like you have to feed the hamsters.
Speaker: Exactly. Yeah. So we're going to, we're going to do that. We're going to track down and then the rest of the week in New Orleans, get married, come back, go to PA whole big party ceremony, playing in PA for a week. No, just the weekend, a weekend.
Speaker: weekend, few days because we got to drive back. It's going to take two days. I don't know if we'll take a full two days to drive back from new Orleans. Cause it's like 16 hours from here to there. That's going to be checking out the new laws. Yeah. We got to come back to Ohio and grab the kids when we, when we come back from new Orleans. I want to be in PA Friday.
Speaker: I mean, we can be there for that. We can just crash here Thursday night. Have you, have you looked into maybe flights? Have you looked into eating my asshole? Oh, that's right. You don't get on fucking airplanes. No, because an elopement road trip. Yeah. It's a road trip because we're staying in Nashville for two nights. So we're going to drive. Like going back. Well, no, you'd have to go. But like, no, what I'm saying is like to, to, you had to pick up the kids.
Speaker: Yeah, so we're going to drive back from New Orleans, grab the kids, probably spend the night here after we get the kids, and then we'll get up in the morning or late morning and head up to PA. PA, where she lives at in PA is only three hours from me. Oh, that's not bad. That's not bad. Yeah, so that's not a, that's not, that's, that's, I mean, that's, that's basically a drive to Cleveland. Yeah, that's not bad. Yeah, she's, she's literally right across the board.
Speaker: Cleveland for me is two hours. Two hours. Yeah. Two and a half. Mansfield's closer to Cleveland than Newark. Yeah. And Newark is 45 minute drive. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. I'm in central Ohio. So, you know, just about two, two and a half hours from me to Cleveland. From Clear Fork high school to the, uh, to, uh, the career center was 35 minutes. I can do it in the van.
Speaker: Yeah, it's 45 minutes from here to Mansfield to downtown Mansfield from my from from where I live. Yeah, my grandparents lived in Newark before they passed. They lived in Newark. I couldn't even tell you where in Newark. I just know it's in Newark. Yeah. Now, so I mean, yeah, see, they were she where she's from in PA is
Speaker: maybe a half hour across the border. That's not bad. 27 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Just barely a half hour. If that, that's not bad. So, I mean, like depending on which way we go, you literally are. If you go one way, you're in West Virginia for like all of 10 minutes. Yeah. Cause you go out of Ohio into West Virginia and then right back into PA. Yeah. You it's, it's that weird shape spot for all 17 years.
Speaker: You hear, you're in West Virginia long enough to hear the duel in banjos and punch it. Listen to the entire dueling banjos song and then you're out. You hear the radio kicks out. It just starts playing. You're like, what the fuck? This is a fucking iPod. You scream, praise Dale, raise hail and raise hell in Florida. That's right.
Speaker: They'll earn her. I'm out of here. Like, uh, Woody Harrelson did in fucking. Zombie lands paint the three on silent car and go Nashville and New Orleans. It's less than two grand for both places. That's not bad at all. Considering we're outside of tourism nation. Yeah. I just wish there was an option to do the book now. Okay. Later.
Speaker: Yeah, we'll figure it out. Yeah, we'll figure it out. So we need about $1 ,500. Yeah, we'll get that. Like I said, at the end of the year. Yeah. Tax season rolling around, baby. I'm tax rich. Tax season, dude. It slows me down so much. I'm actually, I'm actually excited for this time of year. This time of year is my busy time of the year.
Speaker: at work. So it's like, it's the kids going back to like end of vacation slows down just as bad as tax season for me. Yeah. And then when everybody goes back to school and stuff, everything gets back to normal routine. We're doing now and tax season. Oh, it's just 100 miles an hour on fire. Not fucking summer flew by quick kids go back to school next week, next week.
Speaker: My oldest one goes back on a fucking Friday, bro. What's the fucking point? That's what I said. Austin goes back on Friday. Why? What's the problem of waiting an extra day? I'd fucking skip. I'd skip for today because it's fucking Friday. Oh, Austin don't get there. Austin is not going to be skipping any school.
Speaker: after last year, she's a senior this year. I've never skipped both. Not once. Two years in a row, I got perfect attendance. I skipped one time and I got arrested for it. You and I bumped out early one day. Yeah, we bumped out early all the time. Yeah. Well, I mean, on my 18th birthday, I wrote myself out. Like, I didn't, I showed up and wrote myself out because I was going to sign my lease on my apartment in Newark. I had that one fucking
Speaker: I'm like, I'm here, but, uh, I'm 18 and I'm like, okay. I'm going to sign the lease on my apartment. I'm like, Oh, okay. What's your name? What's your name in the office? She was like, okay, we'll see you tomorrow. And I'm like, Oh, well, tonight. Here's what's crazy. I got perfect attendance one year and it was the same year.
Speaker: that I got hit with the shot put. It was a sophomore year. No. Yeah, sophomore year. I was on the track team and I got hit with a shot put right here.
Speaker: on a Wednesday, I was in school on Thursday. Yeah. I skipped school that day. It was like seventh grade. We didn't even skip school. Like we literally got the bus, dropped us off. We, and we were like, we're going to walk up to Apple Valley, which was like two miles away from my high school.
Speaker: We're going to walk up to Apple Valley to the gas station and get some stuff and come back. We're going to be, you know, we're going to miss first period. And on the way back, fucking Knox County Sheriff's department picked us up and then my fucking idiot for like, take them to jail. So I spent until like eight o 'clock that night.
Speaker: at that fucking goofy ass detention center for juveniles in downtown Mount Vernon. I'm like, I wasn't, I literally was skipping first period, which was my study hall. Right. The gas station. And then we were coming back. Like they literally got us as we were walking in the door.
Speaker: like we weren't even skipping school. It's just it was like it was like being really, really, really late. My parents were morons. Well, they still I never I never it's not that I didn't want to skip school. I just didn't have anywhere else to go. I was like, well, it's also going to do. Everybody's in school. If I wanted to skip school, I'd be like, oh, I'm sick. I can't go today.
Speaker: and my mom be like, alright, whatever. Close it. Close it. And then just Sally, Jesse, Raphael all fucking day. Yeah. Yeah. She's right. Del. She's right. Fucking Sally, Jesse, Raphael. Nicki said she was a Maury and Jerry. I was. I was pricing prices right all day, man. Love prices, right?
Speaker: That was the only thing I thought. No, Austin, um, Austin, not going to like me a whole lot this year. Well, you know, senior year, it's big deal. It's, uh, I'm getting it done right. She, she fucked around and barely made it through last year. Yeah.
Speaker: I talked to Nikki about it and they can agree with me 100%. And I talked to her mom about it and I told her, I was like, what, what, what happens on the weekends? I have no control over it because she's with you. But during the week it's work at school and work. She ain't going to hang out with her friends. She ain't going to spend it with her friends. And until she can prove, and the only way she's going to prove it to me is the first two quarters, but just prove it to me. See, you have no life little girl.
Speaker: Yeah, that was the bullshit. I'm 18. All right. You're 18 deuces. I love you, but you're an adult. I'm going to do when my kids turned 18, I'm going to do the same thing my dad did. My sister, my sister graduated high school. She turned 18 and dad and I were cleaning out the garage and
Speaker: Yeah. Dad had that big **** off tractor. We had a big trailer. We hooked up to it. We backed it up to the garage to clean out the garage. That's where dad kept his boat and **** and you know, throughout the stuff would end up in there and and my sister sitting on the porch. She's like, what are you guys doing? My dad's like, you're eighteen, right? She's like, yeah. So, we're getting your **** the **** out of here. She ran it out. Nope.
Speaker: My, our senior year, I moved out. I turned 18 in October. We had just started school on a month before I moved out. I worked two jobs. I graduated high school and, and I was on my own. I was, uh, even though I was 18, mom said, no school comes first. You can work, but you're going to stay at home. We don't have to, we don't want to, you have to worry about rent and shit. But the day I graduated.
Speaker: I went out and got myself a fucking apartment. I didn't want to be at home anymore. And I was 18, and I'm like, look, you guys can't fucking force me to stay here anymore. I didn't want to be there. I couldn't stand living there. You know, things have gotten, they were so bad there for me. And I was like, nah, fucking, I'm out. Deuces. Yeah. Pops is great. Great piece of advice was you better not drop out of school.
Speaker: And I was like, first and foremost, I'm not you. Second of all, it's my senior year. Yeah. I'm going to drop out of school. Yeah. I got like a month left. Like I've got so much going for me. Why would I drop out? That makes no fucking sense. I was like, and senior year was a blast, dude. I was there for one goddamn class. We were there for one class and we were like, well, we're out.
Speaker: Yeah. I had a job that I went to every day. Yeah. I was at I was at Cozine in the morning. I was the only one in class that didn't work at Cozine because I was like, I'm not working for a big corporation. I'm I work in the **** car lot. I come in from one class. That class was over. Like I said, that damn English teacher, she said,
Speaker: Give me three speeches and I'll give you an A for the year. So then I would come in and just go like, hang out in horticulture or hang out in the country. And then I would leave, you know, I would leave to go to my second job. I hung out in, in the mechanics bay. Cause I'd go in there, get my oil changed and I'd take my girlfriend's car and get her oil changed. Cause all I had to do was buy the oil and they'd do all the work. I was like, wait, one last thing. Or they'd let me do it.
Speaker: I'd be able to use the lift and everything. You had to buy the oil to get your oil changed in there? Yeah. Well, it's one of those things. It's like, we don't provide that. How much they did to my Bronco just so they could work on it, just so they could play with it. Dude, all my oil changes on my Bronco for free. Well, like when I, they let me use the shop. I never, I don't, I didn't let anybody touch my, my, I didn't do it myself.
Speaker: this guy's always wanted to tinker on my truck and play with my Bronco. So I was like, okay. Yeah, go ahead. And they like all changes were free. They like, you're, you're not, you're not a car guy. You know, you, you can appreciate a cool car, but as a car guy, I was like, no, I want to fucking do it myself. I just need to lift. And they're like, we got you use the lift. Yeah. But they're, but the teacher in there, you know, he liked, he liked that Bronco too. So he wasn't going to let anything bad happen to it. Yeah, exactly. You know, like,
Speaker: I got rims on the van, even though I wasn't supposed to because I was selling it, but I got rims for the van. I got them cheap, which is the only reason I bought them. I went in there and they took the tires off the old rims and put them on the new rims just because they wouldn't let me run the tire machine. They're the ones to put the pore barrel on my Bronco. Yeah. They did a little bit of work on my Honda.
Speaker: I had the 86 Honda Accord that I, I turboed and put the K26 in. I would go into horticulture because I liked their teacher and that's where like all my friends were, you know, I spent a lot of time in there and then I spent time. I never went, I never hung out in horticulture. I hung out in the machine shop, mechanic shop and auto body. Well, body put the new paint job on the fucking van into welding every once in a while, because my baby cousin was in welding.
Speaker: Yeah. And, you know, I would take her home at the end of the day because it was on my way. On the welding shop because it was Tinney's son running the school class. Yeah, no, I would pop it back. They didn't like me, period. They didn't like me. Well, they liked me more than they liked you. But yeah, the reason why they didn't like me is because my dad and Tom went to school together and they hated each other. So day one of class.
Speaker: dad walks in, he's like, talk to me. And I was like, motherfucker. Like I said, my, my, my little cousin, she was in welding. So I'd go down there, but that's just because I'd go down there. Like right before school got out, because she was a junior, we were a senior. So they were in lab the second half of the day. I went over there one time when I had him put the hitch, I replaced the hitch on the van, the van.
Speaker: When my dad had the hitch put on, it was just a tongue that you bolt on a bolt. And I had it switched out for a research. And then, you know, they cut off the old one cause it was welded on. My brother welded it on. We cut that off and bolted in the research and called it a fucking day. This is the one time I was in there 25 minutes in and out. It was awesome. Unfortunately, my, my daughter doesn't have the same options that I had when I was a senior because she doesn't have a license. She barely has a job.
Speaker: I was talking to my niece. She graduated a couple years ago. She's like 20, just recently married. And when she turned 16, I was like, you getting your license? She's like, no. So what the fuck are you talking about? I said, Jesus, when I was 15, I was in line at the DMV going, can I just start now?
Speaker: And she's like, yeah, but I have friends that with cars. And I'm like, fuck that. That all sounds fine and dandy, but every once in a while your friend's like, yeah, I can't come get you. And for like six months after she turned 16, she was like, I'm not going to get my license until I'm like 17. And then when she realized friends won't always come pick her up, she's like, yeah, I have to get my license. I was like, well, duh.
Speaker: You live in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. Because my sister bought an acre off my parents. Well, you've seen my parents play. It's fucking huge. My sister bought an acre and they built a house at the top of the fucking hill. And I helped put in that goddamn quarter mile long fucking driveway uphill. We had to take out fucking trees and everything to the point where the only rear wheel drive vehicle that would make it up
Speaker: was my van because it had the weight of the van. My brother -in -law, he had a Ford Ranger at the time, couldn't make it up a fucking hill. Fucking Ford Ranger? It was a two -wheel drive Ranger, four cylinder. It wasn't going to make it up that fucking hill. There's no weight in it. And my van would make it, but just barely.
Speaker: So she lived way out there where I lived closest neighbor besides my grandparents. My parents was a mile away. Yeah. Why wouldn't you get your fucking license? What are you retarded? Right. But my sister is kind of one of those moms. It's like, I'll just take you everywhere. Fuck that. I don't know. I got a wife woman. Get your own fucking car. Exactly.
Speaker: Exactly. Let's see. And you, you, you were kind of in the same boat as me. Uh, did, did pops buy your first vehicle? No. Fuck no. Uh, my parents never bought me a vehicle once. They only time I technically had a vehicle that my parents bought was when I bought my dad's Ford ranger.
Speaker: bought it off dad because dad bought a brand new truck and he was gonna trade in his Ranger and I had that little shitty Buick and They had a push pull a drag sale at Chevy and That said that says I'll tell you what I'll sell you my Ranger for your Buick You give me a hundred bucks or two hundred bucks or whatever it was I'll sell you my Ranger take your Buick will trade in the Buick and I'll get my brand new truck
Speaker: and you got the Ford Ranger four wheel drive, a little four 86 Ford Ranger with a, with the 4 .3. Well, what was it? Four point, whatever fucking Ford's four or six cylinder was that thing would go anywhere. I was allowed to use the horizon that Plymouth horizon I hadn't. And, uh, that was pops, but I bought the first car I bought was that Bunko.
Speaker: I mean, I paid for that. I've never done the math on how many vehicles I've owned, but there was a while where for every six months I'd have a new vehicle.
Speaker: Cause I'd find something cool and I'm like, I want this. And then go, Oh shit. I can't afford this. I need to sell it and buy something else. And then you drive that for six months and they go, Oh, I found something cool. I want to buy this. Oh shit. I can't afford it. I can't afford the gas. Exactly. It's like that fucking 86 Mustang that, that changed hands like 40 fucking times. Yeah. I remember that. That was in everybody. But yeah, it's worth that time.
Speaker: We're way past that time. We're past the four hour mark. We got to wrap this shit up. I got to go to work in the morning. Some of us have real jobs. Unlike you. Hey, don't hate the player. I hate the game. I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a standing eight o 'clock meeting tomorrow morning, every day until 7 30. I have a meeting with the back of my eye. Yeah.
Speaker: My first meeting tomorrow is not until two. I feel like I do have something going on tomorrow. Wait, that's today. That was today. What's tomorrow? Yeah. No, I feel like I do have something going on tomorrow or the meeting at one. But I don't know what it is, but I think I feel like I do have something going on tomorrow at work.
Speaker: I don't know when you get there. Oh, **** I wonder if they brought the crane in today. I got so busy at my other property. I didn't even make it over there today. It's play on it. What's that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker: if you saw how they did it here, you'd **** yourself. These boys bolt **** two by fours with a **** pulling on it. I I imagine it's something similar to like the old uh Egyptians building the pyramid. I **** you not. These cats will literally take a **** two by four set up that sticks out just about three feet off the building with a pulley and a rope and tie a ****
Speaker: Yeah, I believe it down there for you. But we are rather the bad boy. I know mama's ready beyond ready for bed. She's very, very patient with me. That's the one for you. It makes her so goddamn amazing. She's been very patient with me when I'm sure she would try to settle.
Speaker: Much rather watch our true crime. What are we watching now? Murder lies and alibis that's what we go to bed to we got a better true crime every night fucking weird That's our thing weird. It's our thing. Leave us alone Yeah, yes, I've accepted it
Speaker: Yeah, you big old simp cunt bastard. That's all I need is I need nightmares because I'm listening to fucking murder shows. I got enough fucking problems.
Speaker: How do you think I'm going to get away with murder? I've literally admitted to the fact. So this is all this is all it's not necessarily entertainment by its research. Like like OJ Simpson wrote a book and said, if I did it, I should OJ hold my beer, watch this.
Speaker: I haven't even, it's not even done. It may never happen. I hope it never happens, but. But you got that goat bag in the closet just in case. Listen to the podcast. I've admitted to it. I've said it. I ended up in Cancun. That's not vacation when we're both there together. She comes up missing. I'm in Cancun. Yeah, I did it. But what are you bitches going to do? Nothing.
Speaker: I'm going to show up in Cancun day one. I'm six foot two, 300 pound gringo. The cartels are going to know it's you scoop me up and hire me as a goddamn enforcer. Oh, come here. What are they about to come here, big fella? If it only worked, I would be rich. You want to make lots of money homes? Yeah, they don't pay that well.
Speaker: Well, that's because you're five foot three and I'm six to three hundred pounds. I'm very imposing, very intimidating in Mexico. I'm a giant. I believe we're not, dude. It's I know there's a lot of I've watched you have seen literally just blend in. If you if you you get a mild tan, you blend in.
Speaker: My beard is going to set me so far apart. I mean, Mexicans can grow some nice beards, but there's a difference between Hispanic. Yeah, but it from the crowd, you're just another number. They'll call me the skunk down there.
Speaker: Get the guy with racing stripes over here. Where's the skunk at Holmes? Call him Mr. Lapew. Come here, Mr. Lapew. We're going to have some jackass who lost some cocaine. And we're going to have him tied up in a cave somewhere. And they're like, bring the skunk in. He was like, the skunk? Do you stink me to death? Jesus Christ!
Speaker: That's the biggest Mexican ever! It's over there! It's over there! I didn't know Bigfoot was in Mexico!
Speaker: I'm Bigfoot. I'm like, it's El Chupacabra. No, that's me. You do look all excited. You do look like a bald man hiding in the shadows. I'm Chupacabra. All excited about it. You're all serious. I'm like, that's me. Why is there one rat here?
Speaker: Oh shit. Anywho. Oh my gosh. We appreciate y 'all. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully, hopefully you enjoyed the show. I do have a title for tonight's show. And when I, when I upload this, uh, this weekend, well, maybe Monday, whenever, but this is this title, the show's going to be simping ain't pimping. Good. I like that.
Speaker: We do appreciate y 'all listening. I appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show. We'll be back Monday. There'll be no show Saturday. We'll be back Monday with a brand new episode. I don't know who will be here, but I will be here. Connor might be joining us. Cam might be joining us. We don't know, but I'll be here. In the meantime, go ahead and check us out on them socials, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok.
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Speaker: and get you all set up and rocking and rolling and creating some content, not just being a hater in the background, talking shit about guys who are actually doing something while you're doing nothing. Would that be a set? You're putting yourself in the corner. You're playing Kino in the corner, if you know what I mean. See, you do pay attention. Every once in a while, I do pay a little bit of attention.
Speaker: Oh, shit, I just seen it. And now I lost it. Oh, there it is. In honor of the conversation that we had late into the show, and I'm sure the conversation that we're going to have again on this show. My man. Jason Aldean. We ain't CMT. We ain't scared. And we're still playing it. Go ahead and try that shit in a small town. You'll fuck around and find out. Just like them assholes did in Alabama.
Speaker: Suck a punch somebody on a sidewalk Car -jacking old lady at a red light Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store You think it's cool at the pool if you like Cuss out a cop, spit in his face Scuff on a flag and light it up Yeah, you think it's tough We'll try that in
Speaker: See how far you make it down the road. Around here we take care of our own. You cross that line, it won't take long for you to find out. I reckon that you don't. Try that in a small town. Got a gun at my grandiose.
Speaker: raised up right
Speaker: you don't
Speaker: As farmers are dropping their own crops for the day, a friend is in need and they've come to help. It's what this community and a lot of our communities stand for. Somebody needs some help, you'll get it.
Speaker: That's such a good song. It's a great fucking song. Like I said, I think he's getting a jelly roll concert t -shirts made. Oh, my gosh. He jelly roll. I want I want I want our new logo that I got up there in the corner for the Jason. Hell, yeah. And well, Jason, I mean, shout out. I I just found out something. Did you know?
Speaker: that one of the hardest jobs for women to do is in the postal service. Because it's a male dominated area. I don't acknowledge you. This is why I don't even know. You saw it coming. I know. I got Nikki. She was like, this motherfucker. We have the cats here just so you can stab your goofy ass.
Speaker: Alright fuckers. We'll see y 'all Monday night until then Jeffrey, I don't know one time do this He said male dominated Did you say you like to be dominated by males what maybe I
Speaker: Well, actually, I take that back. Tony would tell you some bitches. Mother had you. Mother made you. Mother **** you. And the words of the big dog, he would simply say, peace out.
Speaker: with his deep voice. So that being said, you know the bottom line, be good. Be good at it. And always remember, WWNND. Goodbye motherfuckers. Head up button. I'm tired. I want to go to bed. Head up button.
