Nonsensical Nonsense 206 Its a very Nonsensical Glickmas Special

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Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: Welcome to a very nonsensical cliqueness, everybody. Nice.

Speaker: Welcome to our physical dances, everybody. You know who I am. I'm Glick. We got Tony D in the building. We're going to do our thing like we always do. As I said, Merry Christmas, everybody. It is the eve of Christmas. Or as we say around here, Glickness. Hashtag Glickness. It's a Merry Glickness Massacre, Tony D. My father and my brother. The champ is here. The other champ is here.

Speaker: We're not going to tell each other. That's my best friend Dylan. Hi Dylan. I'm not in the middle of doing a show introductory or anything. So Tony says hi. Go ahead and let you guys get your dance break out of the way. What's up, Nicky? How you doing?

Speaker: She got a whole dance. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Decorate him. Go ahead. Decorate him. That's right. Decorate. That's right. I wanted to I wanted to get beard ornaments but and fun actually somebody went to Disney last week and clears my bank account out. Yeah. Yeah. So, I didn't have money for for for Christmas beard decorations this year. So,

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Speaker: And if you be so kind, give us a share. And don't forget to turn the notifications on. That way, you know that we do on what we do when we do. Oh yeah. Turn your notifications on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like that was a shot at me to turn my notifications on. You actually do that. You actually do that. You actually do that. With all the shit you face and all the shit everybody said, I always tell people. So when he pops up, other people don't.

Speaker: And I said that, you know, we probably, and it's just as simple. I'll send it off for the own personal reason. That's fine. I'm not going to use it. You start coming to me crazy. Then I got, Oh, exactly. I mean, that's the thing. I mean, you know, I'll give Jeff shit because Jeff has no rhyme or reason to be, not to be here. Jeff got family and his family don't even like him. I barely like you.

Speaker: I'm just saying, let's be honest here. I don't know this family like that either. I just know Jeff like that. So, yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. But no, it's like, you know, when people at work, man, I can't, I can't, I can't hate on the man for working. Yeah, I was gonna, I was gonna pop in today, but like I said, I'm still trying to just to give back on day shift. Are you, are you,

Speaker: back. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, I could be here. Nice. Now, that'd be nice. Get back on day shift. Be back into our I routine and **** my own. I do. I'm going to do different next year as far as live streaming and broadcasting. Me and Rich are talking

Speaker: When the NFL season is over, you're probably gonna try to cover the XFL. I don't know. Ooh, he caught that. Damn, he caught that. That didn't count. Oh, I'm about to say I knew that counted. Jesus, I'm watching the football game, y 'all. Cowboys Eagles. Ladies and gentlemen, we got a game here.

Speaker: Cowboy just scored, so now it's 27, 26 dollars. I did change my prediction. I picked the Eagles to win this game until I realized Jalen Hertz was gonna be coming. So I'm like, now the Cowboys are gonna win this. But Gardner Minshew II is doing the damn thing, just for the record. And this dude lost his signal. Oh my goodness. But we got a football game here. If you're not watching, you might want to. The Eagles are trying to get Dallas to run and vice versa.

Speaker: The old one right now was gonna be at a 53. If you did all the underbets, did he leave me to host this show by myself? I'm gonna give him a few minutes because I know better. He ain't having this. Bunch of y 'all haven't seen me in a minute. I've been on swing shift. I'm back on days. So the antics are back for the most part. Oh, he needs my permission to come back onto his own show. I'll just be damned.

Speaker: I'm about to talk shit because I really want to say that I think it's the weather. No, because no, I'm going to change over to your mobile Wi -Fi.

Speaker: Yes, I'm trying to do. If I can, I don't know why I can't find it. Okay, where's my. Okay. Well, I guess I don't have. Oh, there it is. Right over there.

Speaker: And he freezes. Let's do the click, y 'all. That's the snapshot of the week. Nick and me. What? You froze. You need to refresh. Yeah, now. Oh, you're good now. You're good now. You're good now. Yeah, now I'm on my mobile now. The smaller one, Cash.

Speaker: I can't with this kid. I can't with this kid anymore. He is such a space kid. He is such a space cadet. He said, he said the black one. They're both black. The router and the modem are both black. One yellow and one black. Oh, the power cord. I showed you how to do it. Yeah, I know. One black and one yellow.

Speaker: Parenting 101, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker: We're talking about, we're talking about PowerPoint. A little bit of a time adjustment for me. My sleep pad has been way off. So a lot of my abscesses are even me going to sleep on the broadcast. I will get tired. I have not been there all year, but since I caught COVID, then I had a time shift with working a different shift on the work. So I'm all over the place. If I get drowsy, it is nothing against the show. Let me go ahead and throw this out there too. I'm even wondering how you're doing. Thank you for coming through. If I get drowsy - What's going on, Steven?

Speaker: My sleep pattern is off and I've been awkward all year. He'll tell you he is living witness. I have sat here talking to these jokers and fell asleep.

Speaker: People won't believe me. I got living. Now where the hell were we? A lot of football happened today. It's about to be Christmas. Happy holidays to everybody who celebrates Christmas. Happy Hanukkah to the Jews, or the Jewish people, or the people who worship along the lines of the Jewish people. I hope you had a decent holiday, honestly. Look at you drinking much ultra -glitch. Oh, ah, shit. Nikki?

Speaker: Well, this was the last one that we had left from Wednesday night since some since some alcoholic. I won't mention any names Nicky. Drink two twelve packs of beer when she was here. Wow. Yes, she did. She got wrong boy. She got wrong Wednesday night when she was here. But after Christmas, we got Hanukkah. Then you're going to have Christmas and then you're going to have Hanukkah is going on right now.

Speaker: Exactly. You're going to have Hanukkah, Christmas, and then Kwanzaa. So big up to everybody. All the worshipers, all the believers, all the religions. Happy Chanukah. Happy season. Happy Hanukkah. Happy Christmas. Happy Kwanzaa. And Happy Kwanzaa. All of that. Wakanda forever. Run them all. Run them all, damn it. Run them all. If you believe and you celebrate, run them all, damn it. Run them all. I said it.

Speaker: I said it, I might do a Christmas broadcast. I might do a Christmas - This motherfucking internet is pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off, pissing me off,

Speaker: It did hit me, but I need to sit down. I need to relax. I had a hell of a year. Just went through a little bit of a transition that I'm still going through mentally. It's probably gonna take me a few more months, but once I get things in place and I get back to my old self, then the shit's really gonna hit the fan. But now that Glitz got his wifi straight, you can finish hosting. I think I got it. You only had five. You only had five plus

Speaker: stuff. You only remember five. That's the answer. You only remember five. You had five plus nine. I can't imagine it's fucking hard. I want to start this shit with everybody here. My Amazon Prime went out. Okay, cool. I don't need to renew it, honestly, for the video. I'm going to be worried about Amazon Prime video.

Speaker: I'm looking at Paramount Plus, I don't want to do it. I'm looking at the EFT info, so we'll keep the Disney, and that's fine. I'm not worried about Hulu because of that cable channels, even though I shouldn't get it. I want to know what everybody recommends as far as streaming services that'll give you the most or the closest to a decent cable package. Go. Live, we counted them. Hell yeah. Yeah, we counted them. You had five on the nightstand and 19 on my desk that you drink it.

Speaker: back to the beer. Okay, I'll probably get ESPN plus. I'm gonna keep Netflix. All I have is Prime

Speaker: Right. Prime, HBO, and Disney Plus. What's good. Yeah. I got to keep, I'm gonna get the ESPN Plus package. That's, that's probably going to be the look. That's probably going to be the big move. Um, I can't give up Disney Plus. I can't. Mainly because I do have to watch Morbius again. I did like that movie. I don't care what nobody says. HBO Max has Black Adam. I can watch that there.

Speaker: HBO Max has been excellent, I'm not gonna lie. It's that Hulu that's trying to grab me. Hulu and Paramount are also trying to, they're pulling at me. What's going on, golf? Been looking out earlier. This technician was good. Mickey, Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, Pico. I got peacock for free through my cable channel. This one, this one.

Speaker: I made them a cable service. Peacock is like for a couple of movies. If you have not seen Amberland's Nicki, I do recommend it. That was a great damn movie. It did a good job. I saw a beast. I wasn't necessarily impressed. It was a good story. She's got other movies on her list that she needs to watch first, that she hasn't watched. Probably. Paramount Plus, you want to go get Paramount Plus so I can watch Picard. I'm not going to lie. I'm only going to get it so I can watch Picard.

Speaker: Because I'm a Trekkie. I'm going to be a Trekkie. What else? No, you're not a Trekkie. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. Point Dexter. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Point Dexter.

Speaker: Look what I got here Hey, where are the white women at?

Speaker: I know. I have a shirt. TPG. President and founder, Tiny Becker Gang. Wow. Um you, why do I have to shut it? What did I do that I have to shut it for? I'm interested in Roku. The Roku TV

Speaker: or getting a Roku. Yeah, I need to look into it. I need to look into Roku. I got a Roku for cash and it's in his bedroom and it's great. I used that one in Roku. I don't know what Roku, I don't know the Roku streaming because I just got the Roku device and then you can download or you can Netflix all your streaming stuff you can put on Roku. What you got to pay for them, right?

Speaker: Well, I mean, if you're already paying for them, then you download them for free, just like you would. Yeah, Tubi's not bad. I have Tubi and I have had crackle. The only problem I have with them is the old movies. They got old movies. They're coming up with new original movies and I give them credit for that. They got old movies. And even the movies they're creating, they don't equal. And I got to be honest, they don't equal the movies Netflix is creating. Netflix is killing it with creating movies.

Speaker: Netflix is killing movies TV shows. They are I mean Netflix like legitimately told Disney to eat their asshole when Disney said we own the rights to Marvel Give us our Marvel movies and Netflix says with our contracts up you can have them and then until then you can eat our ass Disney That's a bold ass. That's a big ball move right there Netflix took out the cable companies Netflix

Speaker: and then Hulu and now Disney Plus taking everybody you remember you remember Netflix back in the day you would literally go to the like the box at Kroger's or whatever and you like the red box yeah the red box Netflix I remember it was Chris technician Pluto TV you've had that for free absolutely I got a big up Pluto TV and I'm gonna sound like this I don't care they got two different Star Trek channels yeah I'm sick

Speaker: I'm sick. All you gotta do is give him a fucking email address and it's free. I'm gonna create a streaming app just for you, buddy. And it's just gonna be all Star Trek. Well, you're gonna be behind the BBC. BBC ran them a lot a few years ago. That's all this is gonna have. Every Star Trek you can imagine. No, that's just for you. And it's only gonna cost you

Speaker: And it's only gonna cost you $99 .95 a month. I ain't paying for it. Yeah, you will. They are BBC wearing every Star Trek episode and movie a few years ago. We all know what BBC stands for. My wife said, seriously, you gonna do this? I said, yup. I just said, man, let them focus on the next generation episode. I saw this one. I took a nap. I saw this one. I took a nap. I saw this one already.

Speaker: I'm good, man. You in your, you in your naps, man. Look, it's been a month. I'm 50 years old. I'm old. **** it. I'm old. **** it. Hey, man. I ain't judging. I mean, I know old people, you know, they get up early. They, they eat dinner around two thirty and they go to bed by five thirty. And young motherfuckers can't decide what the **** they want to do with themselves. I'm good.

Speaker: I don't matter if I can't figure out what I want to do with myself. I'm just working. I'm doing 37 different things all at once constantly. I'm just saying, but I will be looking at the plus package. I'm probably going to grab it. I mean, I think at the end of the day, especially for you, because you're a sports guy like I am, I think it's what, $16 a month for Disney. ESPN plus is $10 a month right now.

Speaker: Yeah, I know. But if you get the Disney premium, I think it's like $16 a month. You get Disney, Hulu, and ESPN included. No, ESPN plus a different $10. Hmm? ESPN plus is ESPN plus, Hulu, and Disney, $10 a month. Oh, really? Yeah. I saw the commercial yesterday, and I'm like, I'm probably going to do that. I didn't get ESPN plus on purpose, because I'm on the field of basketball, which is most of the year. And that's cool. But baseball season, I'm not going to be watching it like that.

Speaker: Yeah, I don't but I still watch like ESPN like, you know, I watch because even during the football offseason and hockey offseason, there's still shit going on. So that's what I kind of which is in the college and in the college world in the next year or two college football is getting ready to be turned upside down. Yeah, because they're doing the 12 they're doing the 12 team playoffs are getting rid of the fucking committee. Finally.

Speaker: and it's based off of years. They did it 20 years. They did it 20 years. Can I have a snack? What? Can I have a snack? Nah. Nah, bro. Say yes. Nah, bro. Say yes. No. Say yes. No. Say yes. That's how my son does it. I just watched a Van Damme movie today. I learned moves.

Speaker: Like that? I watch Double Impact. I happen to enjoy my distractions. Thank you very much, Nikki. Yes, you can have a snack, please. Dad, you want to kind of wrap Carter's candle? He'll never guess what it is. No, you won't. Well, he probably won't, because he's a little bit fucking special. He is a little special. It's the red hair, OK?

Speaker: soulless ginger don't even talk about my boyfriend oh i gotta send you that snap i don't need it tony the boyfriend came over a couple weeks ago and uh we met for the first time pretty good kid he didn't invite me to a hockey game he did his parents his parents are season ticket holders for the blue jackets he loves and grandpa he invited me not austin

Speaker: He doesn't like me. I think he's only dating me from my dad. Yeah. She said that he's only dating her from me but uh so I was uh I was uh like we we were still in the middle of a pack and he actually came over and helped the girls pack their room. Be right back. Hold on. We'll see you just around. Hold on. This motherfucker's always engaged. Yeah. Look, your new nickname is Pinky. Really man. That's not an insult. I say that all the time.

Speaker: I was going to say when you came in here until you started making fun of my small pecker. Good looking out earlier. Sorry. I didn't see the message until like hours later. My man Golf Hawk hit me up on TikTok yesterday to check and make sure I was okay because I guess there was there was a crazy pile up here in Ohio because of the weather. Oh my God. It is colder than child support court out there. Good God. Yesterday was negative 38. Today it was like negative 20 something.

Speaker: Yes, negative. The temperature, the temperature was negative eight yesterday, but with the windshield, the real feel was negative 38 yesterday. Today, the temperature was like four or five, but the real feel with the windshield was negative like 27, 28, 29, something like that. And the roads are ass. The roads are completely... It's so cold. Yesterday, the high was 33. I said, that's ice. I'm not doing that. No.

Speaker: That's right. You want to hear what our highs are going to be next weekend? What? Fifties in the fifties. Yeah, I was too. It's going to go back. Yeah, yeah. So right now I love Ohio.

Speaker: everybody who wanted Santa Claus and snow, this is probably gonna be the closest that you can get. And from now on, I think everybody's the hashtag respect penguins because there's no way in hell we will survive this shit on the regular and they do this shit with no clothes on. My ass after I got done running around yesterday, I came home, I didn't go no fucking way. And the only reason I left today was because Austin and them got stranded in Kentucky last night. What? And Kentucky on their way back from Florida, from Disney.

Speaker: So, they didn't get home until today. They got home this afternoon. Oh. And had it not been for that, my ass wouldn't have got anywhere today. My ass would be going anywhere. I'll take a couple of ways while they give me hot wings. Oh, man. I won't **** get on your, get on, get on your app and tell them they **** up. You know, get your money back and have new wings sent to you.

Speaker: I mean, at least say they fucked up your order and then get your money back. I can't. This is one out of 45. That's a weak percentage. We get a pass. So we saw that Stitch was doing like, we can meet Stitch. Me and Amanda, we were across the park. Like we were by Splash Mountain, you know, and

Speaker: And Stitch was like in Tomorrowland because he was an alien. So he was like in an alien situation. We ran from where Splash Mountain is at to Tomorrowland. Oh my God. And guess what? We only saw him, but we talked like we watched him come out and we like raved at him. But the whole time Stitch was out, we talked to one of the Disney employees. Nice. So you didn't even get to talk to Stitch or see Stitch or anything. Cool story, bro. Thanks, bro.

Speaker: I appreciate that. Cool. I appreciate that. Apparently, you guys have forgotten the rules of podcast night. There are no rules of podcasting. Being a dad comes first. Yeah, I know.

Speaker: Yeah, they are. They are **** loving this new place, man. They got room. That's why **** Oh my god, dude. We got so much room, man. We can be all in separate rooms and not even hear each other. It's it's amazing and the girls have their own little business. You come here, you stay. Hey, everybody go to something for you. Let's see. Yeah.

Speaker: Dude, the girls have like their own special VIP spot upstairs, man. Are you home? I'm home. I'm home. I'm home. Lock the door. See you later. Roll call. Who's home? Alright. Everybody have a good day? Good. Good. Alright. I'll call you when dinner's done. Yeah, the girls got their own like little VIP suite upstairs because that's the only thing that's upstairs is their bedroom.

Speaker: Yeah, cash has got his room. This is what I've noticed. You haven't noticed this yet. I got the space to come and check on you and give you a hug and then walk away. I mean, cash is my little homie. So he's always chilling out with me. You know, like we were watching wrestling last night and you know, he'll disappear for a few minutes and then he'll come back out.

Speaker: Yeah, that's my little, that's my little dude. He's always chilling in the house. Oh yeah. Oh no. Trust me. I totally understand growing up with four sisters, you know, I totally understand. I know what he's going through a hundred percent. Your, your background. When you shaking your, your seasoning there, the white cap of it. Every time you move it to the front of the camera. Yeah. I don't know if you can see it.

Speaker: Oh, now it's not going to fucking do it. There it goes. It's picking up. It's like, but no, man, uh, this tonight was the first night Austin seen the new place because she's been in Florida all week. But we first, when I first got here with the kids the other day, they just came in and like, well, that's so much room. I'm like, Hey, my old space.

Speaker: Only thing that was supposed to be on there, they wouldn't know how to act there. Saturday. Hey, Stevie. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Stevie, Stevie, Stevie. No, I knew it. I love it. I know it's going to be a little bit of a financial pinch, but I'll make it work. I always do. That was the other question we had. I mean, it's an extra $400 a month at the end of the day. Yeah, an extra $400 a month.

Speaker: but for everybody to have their own space and for us to not be on top of each other and the kids to have their own bathroom. Like Cash was doing the pee pee dance around here, waiting on a buggy to get out of the bathroom. I was like, bro, go use my bathroom. No, he was like, yeah, he was like, oh yeah, there's another bathroom. Zoom down the hallway. He went, I'm like, what are you doing, man? Like we have two bathrooms now. You don't ever have to do that.

Speaker: I was like, just go. Yeah. Pretty soon you gonna have a guy's bathroom and a girl's bathroom and that's gonna be all there is to it. Well, yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, that's kind of how it's gonna be. Cause I told the girls, I said, y 'all ain't, I ain't you don't even go in my bathroom. Don't even look at it. Right. I don't want you girly firing it. Oh, they're going to grill the fire to hell. Messing with stuff. Oh yeah. Like I shaved my beard today and guess who didn't clean the sink? You.

Speaker: You're damn right. Cause it's my sink and my bag. I cleaned that motherfucker later. That's my shit. My toilet seat ain't been down since I moved in here. Other than when I sit down to take a shit. It's gonna be dust and dirt under the lid instead of on top of it. I'll put this toilet seat down when I take a shit. And then when I get done, I'm gonna lift it back up.

Speaker: Hell yeah. Oh, you do not get to peace out. And why are you piecing out? Die Hard is a Christmas movie and we're going to fight women. They showed Bruce Willis a roast and he said it wasn't. Bruce Willis says it's not. But Bruce Willis is bullshit. Bruce is bullshit. Great sales pitch though. The movie will never die. You will always be known for it. Great sales pitch. But that is a fucking Christmas movie.

Speaker: That is a fucking Christmas movie. You watch your mouth, woman. Christmas movies. I don't care what nobody says. One or two of Christmas movies. Yes. One or two. I'll give them that. One, the better Christmas movie. But two still. And oh, news flash for you, Nikki. You want to know another movie that's a Christmas movie that you might not agree with me? Lethal Weapon One. Yeah. Lethal Weapon One Christmas movie. Yeah.

Speaker: It is what it is. Yeah. And we can come to a compromise. And since so many people out there want to say that Die Hard and Lethal Weapon are not Christmas movies, we're going to call them Guy Christmas movies. And if you don't think it's a Christmas movie, well, that's because either you're a lady or a man with lady parts. He said that shit I didn't. I did say that shit. My name's Glick. G -L -I -C -K.

Speaker: I'm the host of this wonderful podcast called Nonsenseical Nonsense. If you have a problem, feel free to email us at Nonsenseical Nonsense podcast at gmail .com and or hit us up on social media all at Nonsenseical Nonsense and we can have this to respond that way you can hold your breath and die in the process. Because die hard and leave the weapon one both Christmas movies. I don't care what anybody says. Yes, it is. You're wrong.

Speaker: Chris Ignition, the dinner report. Cheesesteaks, wings, and fries with a Dr. Pepper. Roll Tide. And somebody just knocked their sister up. Doesn't want to help more people. Goodbye. Be good. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. No. Yes. Goodbye. Where are you going? Why are you piecing out for a minute? You still got an hour before the Shitsberg -Swheelers play.

Speaker: They haven't pleased yet? No, they play at 8 o 'clock. I don't think I'll get that game. You should. It's a prime time game. No, it's going to be an NFL network. That's why. No, you don't have the NFL network? No, I didn't pay for it. I paid for that shit before, and it took me forever to get it off my damn cable. Oh, I don't have the actual NFL network network. I just have the channel. I had the network. Yeah, I don't have the network. Thursday night games were not the best. I cut it off.

Speaker: They are talking all year long about football. Oh, no, I love it. I love it. Why do you think I have so much input when we do the fantasy football show? I do too. Because I watch this stuff. I live for this. I love football, man. I don't live for football, but I love football.

Speaker: They are really playing the hell out of this game. This game is tight. This might be one of the best games of the season. And this is definitively Christmas Eve football right here, definitively. Five minutes left, 34 -27, Philly. Five minutes left. I was going to say, it looked like Philly and

Speaker: Yeah, it's a prime time game. I think everybody watching this. Touchdown Cowboys, CD motherfucking Lamb. I saw him from the draft, boy. Ooh, I gotta buy his jersey. Did you pick a damn team? I got a team. I'm picking players now. Why do you think I have?

Speaker: I was shocked that he was still in free agency when I was trying to rebuild a team. I was like, damn, CD's hanging here in free agency? We'll go ahead and take his ass real quick. Why didn't Nancy drop them? She picked them up. No, Nancy didn't drop them. She dropped the Dallas defense. She picked them up in our league. She drafted them. If she drafted them, then she dropped them like she did the Dallas Cowboys defense. Yeah.

Speaker: She dropped crazy. Because I have him in our I have him in our league. Your team still sucks. I think you won a couple weeks ago, but your team still sucks. You know, you know, Tony. You drafted your team. How many weeks ago come up with that excuse? You drafted your team.

Speaker: And you had like, what, one more win than I did? Oh, I'm sorry. Two more wins than I did. It's not an excuse when it's reality. When I spent the entire season trying to build a team, but just putting you as well. Again, I'll take a read. I'll take, I'll take five wins when I didn't even get my team. I didn't even get to draft my team.

Speaker: I'm sorry that I sacrificed because of all the other crybaby boohoo. My panties are in a bunch. I can't draft. I can't draft. And our commissioner and his rookie ass mistakes. Hopefully he learned from them and it's better next year. That's all right. I'm gonna take my number two pick next year. I ain't gonna need shit next year because I'll draft my team next year and I'm gonna run the gambit on all your asses.

Speaker: Yes, I will. I'll put 50 bucks on that shit. You would. I will run that gambit on them asses. All them asses. Two rooms away and I hear shit. Why are you two rooms away? Take your laptop in the bathroom with you.

Speaker: I'm sorry. I will never. Okay. I know. Yes, he will. Yes, he will. Yes, he will. I can't. I'm going to forever. I mean, we both have teams like, like you said, you know, you, you got the Schitzberg squealers and I got the Browns who look like they rolled in shit. So the team name is literally shit. God damn.

Speaker: God damn literally shit. Literally. I got a tattoo from Cleveland. You got that tattooed on his own. I will never as much as I love my teams. Great catch. And I'll stay loyal to my teams through thick and thin. I will never

Speaker: Get a tattoo. Okay. Oh, okay. I won't say never, but it's highly unlikely that I would ever tattoo my team somewhere on my body. She said, I'm gonna kitchen jackass. Well, can your computer go to the kitchen with you? We gon' fight. Next weekend, we gon' fight.

Speaker: I hope your tailbone is better by next weekend. Otherwise you got a weakness as if you already didn't have three weaknesses. They're going to try and call one foot over to both feet, but I think the one that just did catch me caught on sideline trying to say it was no good, but it was 34 34 44 minutes 51 seconds left. Got a football game folks.

Speaker: Devil's coming for you next weekend, Nicky. You better watch yourself. She slipped earlier today, coming out of the gas station, busted her ass. Who did? Nicky did. For real?

Speaker: And as she's all like her tailbone and she's all sore. She can't get comfortable sitting down. Try laying on the couch on your side. See if that helps at all. Or lay on your stomach. Mm hmm. Stretch it up. Get some ice on your booty. Ice the booty. Dr. Glick in the house. Paging Dr. Glick. Hold on.

Speaker: You gotta change my name if I'm giving out medical advice. Uh, here we go. Um, you know, you can watch this on your phone too, baby. Um, I don't have network television channels. Dr Glick is in the boat. Oh, we gotta get rid of the bots. Goodbye. I already found love with us. Mmm. 69 mega .com fire. 84 % have already found love with us. Never heard of you.

Speaker: Jeff was here. He clicked on it. That's why he ended up here with us. Oh, motherfucker looking like what's his face for a family guy? Oh, a piece of candy. Oh, a piece of candy. What the hell is that actor that did it? James, what the hell? The high school is named after him. Oh, a piece of candy. Oh, a piece of candy.

Speaker: And he's not here to defend himself so I can talk all the shit I want about him. God damn. I had two fucking back -to -back pimples right on my lip, man. Just underneath the beard. Can't shave the beard. Can't shave, won't shave. Next year around Thanksgiving, I think we're going to do a charity thing.

Speaker: To shave or not to shave? November's no shave month. I said when you started in November. To shave or not to shave and donate money. A buddy of mine does it. So I'm kind of jumping on his bandwagon. But then we can donate to donate it to a charity of my choice. Yeah, probably the Glick Foundation.

Speaker: It'll go to the Glick and Tony D Foundation. I know it's sure to me to work on. Father's on child support. Ouch. Thank God I'm not on child support. Oh wait, you can't milk a dad from child support when you are worthless. Good for nothing. But we all know better than ourselves.

Speaker: That being said, that we work on that charity. I mean, there is a way to get out of paying child support. A measly five grand an accident could happen. Also, we have a record roof. I'm not going to do that. And accidents happen every single day as we learn from it.

Speaker: Faulty break line. What's that? Joe Pesci is an old man right now. They are all old men right now. How the hell was Joe Pesci ever scary or intimidating? He was funny as fuck. Well, he's funny as fuck, but that don't make him scary or intimidating. Oh, I'm funny? How? Like a fucking clown? Do I amuse you?

Speaker: It's a fucking shine box between good fellows and casino. He was a dangerous motherfucker man. Nicki and I were talking about um uh uh casino the other day and that damn that end of that movie still gives me man that oh just uh

Speaker: the cornfield. Yeah, man. Make them dig their own graves and then beat them to death with ball bat spoiler alert. Sorry if you haven't seen Casino. The movie's like 30 years old. Right. You know, that just, oh my god. It just gives me like, I don't know why. It just gives me the heebie jeebies, man. I think it's just that you know what's going to happen and you know that they knew what was going to happen. Beat the shut them boys.

Speaker: I beat them motherfuckers to death with ball bats. After making them dig their own, hello. After making them dig their own damn graves. You can do what you want to do, just don't break our rules. Just don't break our rules. Even a good fellow when he finishes his ass off. You killed the wrong motherfucker without permission.

Speaker: What's the one when it was in jail and that dude was in the cell crying and shit? I thought it was Casino. I can't remember. At the end of the movie, one of those dudes trying to read him a book, he was in the corner crying and I said, oh my God, you was a tough guy, now you ain't now.

Speaker: We've got a field goal Dallas get the field goal. Two minutes left 3734 Cowboys. We've got a game here folks. What's the score? 3734 Dallas. OK Dallas do you think? I know what that press got worried about fully getting the ball back. They got two minutes and they can do it.

Speaker: because you know where their wide receiver is. I mean, wouldn't you be nervous about Philly getting the ball back the way Philly's been playing? Either one of these teams getting the ball back in the last two minutes. I mean, in all honesty, that Philly offense could be possibly nervous getting the ball back because as dangerous as they are, that Dallas defense is equally as dangerous. Dude, Philly defense is dangerous.

Speaker: Nobody's talking about there. Nobody is talking about Philly defense. They're not 13 and one for no reason. No, Philly's got a solid squad, man. Did they, is Jalen hurt or did they just bench him because they've already locked in? He is not playing. That's what I'm saying. Did they just bench him because they're already in playoffs and stuff? I'm thinking he's going to be out for the playoffs. Ryan Tannehill is out for the season. That threw me.

Speaker: Rondell Moore is out for the season. That threw me. Houston beat the Titans today. That threw me. Wow. No Ryan Tannehill. That can be as inexcusable as you want it to be, but uh -oh, we got a fumble. Okay, they got the ball back. Oh, he dropped it. He dropped it. Did y 'all get the ball back?

Speaker: Oh my God. The Dallas got the ball back. Dallas got the ball back. Game over. Bruh, I changed my pick on the show this morning because I picked Philly at first. Didn't realize Jalen Hurts wasn't going to be playing. I said, but I'm taking the Cowboys. Dallas just got the ball back. Holy shit.

Speaker: For all you gamblers, the over -under, there's nothing that 70 wasn't to the score right now. Yeah. Houston, Houston won today. You're frozen again. Boy, they knocked that ball right the fuck out of his hand. Get out of it. Did you just say about that defense? Yeah, you did. And we knew that was defensive tape. Ooh, that was sick. I was going to say, what did I just say about that down? Mm -hmm.

Speaker: Yep, Dallas got that ball. Yeah, that's game. They're about to take a knee. That's all right, Philly. You still got home field. They're not taking the knee. They're going to run the ball. Oh, nice play fake. That keeps the ball running down the field. Y 'all, Dallas might be the Super Bowl sleeper this year. Which thing, Glitt?

Speaker: Dallas Super Bowl Sleepery. Now you sound like a Dallas Cowboys fan. I'm proud of you, Tony. Do you see what they're looking like when they're 10 -4? Yeah, I see what they're looking like, dude. Trust me, I've been running with their defense all season. I've been running with Dalton Schultz all season. I've been running with C .D. Liam all season. I got a cool work. He's a die -hard Cowboys fan.

Speaker: I mean, I don't even like the Cowboys, but I'm not going to disrespect them this year. He said this secondary was going to be an issue and he was ready to get to Jacksonville game. Right now, I, their defense, their defense was nasty the last couple of years. Yes. And that's why in my league I drafted them. I drafted a defense early because I wanted Dallas defense.

Speaker: And I'm the guy who has said multiple times defenses and kickers are interchangeable and fantasy football. Yes, unless you got a defense like Dallas. Well, even when they have a bad week. You keep him, you run with him, even if they have and they're probably not getting a lot of points in tonight's game. You know who else had a good defense? Even though they reconciled and nobody would believe me. The Jets.

Speaker: You ever watch their games? Your Wi -Fi is acting like crazy. How's everybody doing? Did I tell y 'all I'm the champ? I can broadcast, watch a game, and eat, and not miss a beat. Did I tell y 'all I'm the champ? Chris Ignition, check your Twitter messages

Speaker: Well, Twitch. I think Rich try to go on guest stars today. Matter of fact, I saw your notification afterwards, even though we already caught up. Okay, you're back now. Dude, did you change your wifi? I just jumped back on my phone. Gotcha. The Jets defense has been good, even though their record sucked. If you're watching their games, they play very well.

Speaker: I think this season is awash right now. We told my dad this morning. I thought football was back in New York. It is. I might, I might Chris. I might. I need to run some more vocal. Merry Christmas evening. Renee, how you doing?

Speaker: Oh, I guess they are doing. They're not doing as good as I thought they were. Oh, damn. I thought the Jets were better. That's the best record they've had in 10 years. I mean, at the end of the day. It's the best record they've had in 10 years. Yeah. The Panthers quieted the Lions. Yes. Ravens over the Fookans.

Speaker: Texans over the Titans 49ers bitch -slapping the commanders Did they beat him that bad? Let's go Niners 37 to 20 Let's go Niners The Bengals squeak one out over the Patsies Yeah, the Vikings squeak one out over the Giants of New York. They squeaked it out. What was the score on that one? 27 to 24

Speaker: Wow, okay, that was close. Everything was good. Happy holidays to you, honestly. Good, good. Merry Christmas. The Chiefs, no surprise. It is December, and much like the Steelers back in the day, as much as we all hate to admit it, when it got to December, the last team back in the day you wanted to come across was the Pittsburgh Steelers. And now it is the Kansas City Chiefs. When it gets to December,

Speaker: and you look at your schedule and you see the Chiefs are coming up, you know you're fucked. Really? And they beat the Seahawks by 14. The Bills, bitch slapping the Bears, 35 to 13. I think we all seen that coming. Somewhat. And then the Jags beat the Giants or the Jets, the Jets of New York, 19 to three. They're kind of a bitch slap. They were falling apart.

Speaker: And the Browns lost 10 to 17 to the Saints in an ugly, ugly, disgusting fucking game. Instead of Kevin Stefanski as a lifelong Cleveland Browns fan, you should be ashamed of yourself. You stupid son of a bitch.

Speaker: You had two, not one, but two chances. You had a chance to tie the game and you had a chance to win the game. But what'd you wanna do? It's nine degrees. The wind's blowing 400 miles an hour, which means it's blowing 800 miles an hour in the stadium. And you wanna start fucking passing the ball all over the place when Nick Chubb is treating the New Orleans defense like a prom date and having his way with them. And you wanna start passing the ball, you fucking moron.

Speaker: And that's the first time I've ever said anything bad about you, Kevin Stefanski. You son of a bitch. Yeah, I probably heard what I said. You heard what I said. Really? I said what I said. Shame on you, Kevin Stefanski. Shame! Shame! You could easily won that game. You could have scored twice in the final five minutes.

Speaker: We're going to start throwing the ball. Nobody was throwing the ball all day. You want to know why? Because the conditions suck in Cleveland. Eliminated officially eliminated from playoff contention today. Motherfuckers, anywho.

Speaker: Cowboys are, ooh, and the Cowboys score again. They are now up by six. They're about to go by field goal again. And it's good. Now up by six with a minute 41 left. Wait a minute. That was a setup. Oh, that's messed up. In the hunt. Carolina still in the hunt at six and nine. Impressive. That's because the, that division is dog shit.

Speaker: The AFC or NFC South is fucking dog shit. Six and eight Tampa Bay, six and nine Carolina, six and nine New Orleans, five and 10 Atlanta. They're all four in the hunt. That's crazy. This is what we may have to let medically out of when you get lost. I mean Cleveland six and nine and they're eliminated. That's my point.

Speaker: Las Vegas is eliminated six and eight Pittsburgh. Oh, yeah. Depending upon what happens tonight, if they beat the Raiders, they could maybe potentially still be in the high. But I doubt it because they're one in three in the division. That's what can be less than a half of the Oreos. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Cause we totally forgot to get cookies. You guys failed.

Speaker: We don't have cookies. Stockings are in my bottom drawer. You can set those out so that I can stuff them. This is mine. This is mine. I need to do stocking. What do you need to do stocking for? So you don't like your stocking? No, I don't. But you don't like your stocking, but you don't like her stocking. She says she needs a new stocking.

Speaker: Okay, I'm going to buy a new stocking next year for a buck of you because Oh damn, that's awesome Okay, I've never

Speaker: part of pizza nachos. But those look fucking amazing. Eagles around to come back.

Speaker: Good catch. Good catch. He froze again. You might want to go ahead and play your song. We're at the one hour mark, ladies and gentlemen. Normally time for an intermission. While he goes through his Wi -Fi woes, let me hook him up real quick. I want to thank everybody for coming through. I want to apologize for eating, but damn it, I'm hungry.

Speaker: Let's see what we got here. Let's see what we got here. Of course we have his music. You don't want that playing right. I don't see my song up here. I'll wait for him to get here. There he is.

Speaker: Good morning, Slap Nuts. It didn't work. There you go. It's working on getting up in here. This is starting to work my nerves. So right before we go to break. I'm going to play the song for you.

Speaker: I'm going to actually refresh the website or the webpage.

Speaker: I'm gonna play the song while you're going through that. How about that? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down. Or you start playing music. What are you playing before you give us a strike? You don't trust me yet? I don't blame you, but you don't trust me yet. Because the strikes we've gotten on YouTube have come from you and Jeff. It's your fucking music. Josh, it's not my fucking music.

Speaker: The songs you got saved with the ones I was going through. Oh, okay. Yeah. Pick one. I want you to go ahead and go ahead and I'll show us the break, man. I'm going to try this one podcast. It's your boy, Dutch champ, Tony D and the champ Glick. Hold it down. We'll be back after this.

Speaker: What's the price for being alone? And which bank do you own? Did you decide when you were told?

Speaker: Do you do it by my love? Do it by my money? Before I die young and the rich get lucky Cash is king and I'm a jester honey Do you do it by my love? Are you do it by my money?

Speaker: Do you do it for the love or do it for the money? Before I die young and over the years of yay Cash is key and I'm against the honey Do you do it for the love or do you do it for the money?

Speaker: If I'm in love, how you do it? If I'm in money

Speaker: I like that song. I know you do. That's why. Yeah, that's why I keep it in there. Welcome back to nine city school. Now, since everybody says Tony didn't tell you, you did a fantastic job. Might as a fact. He didn't tell you who that was. That was Blacktop Bojo. Do it for the money. Go check them boys out on all them social money or social monies, social medias.

Speaker: at Blacktop Mojo and wherever you stream music at Blacktop Mojo. Go show the guys some love. Check out their tour dates. I think they're kind of taking it easy for the holidays, hopefully, because they deserve it and they need to catch a damn breath. But check their upcoming tour dates and if they're coming to a town near you.

Speaker: go see those guys because they put on one hell of a goddamn show. I can't wait to for them to come back to Ohio and or Pennsylvania because I know myself and somebody else will definitely be going to see them.

Speaker: What? As I said, welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. I hope you guys enjoyed the show so far. It is the Christmas Eve edition. The Glickmas Eve, if you will. A very merry nonsensical Christmas. I'm Glick. We got Tony D in the house with him's wings and Philly cheesesteaks or whatever he's eating.

Speaker: This is good eating. If you're not already, go ahead. Black Top Mojo, you guys ever see this? Let me tell y 'all something. I love that song. I feel that song. I'm not a rock fan. I barely knew until I met this guy this year. That's a hell of a song, much respect. That's a hell of a song. I will say you've, I mean, you're not a rock guy, but you know, there's been several songs by Black Top Mojo that you've been digging.

Speaker: A couple of them, that one caught me off the first impression. Most jams, when they catch you with the first impression, that's a keeper. Dallas Cowboys pulled it off, male biter. Let's go Cowboys. Male biter. Steven A Smith was gonna have to bite his tongue this weekend. I can't believe I just uttered those words, let's go Cowboys.

Speaker: You did. You got another bot there, cuz. Yeah, I'm about to get it. I'm over here. I'm not worried about the glass on you. All right, what the hell else is coming on cable tonight? There we go.

Speaker: Uh, so as I was saying, go ahead and check us out on them social medias while you're checking out black .mojo, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, tick tock. Join us live Monday, Wednesday is Saturday. I lost my train of thought.

Speaker: Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday on YouTube and Twitch at 6 PM. And if you can't join us live, don't worry because we got you. And not only do we got you, but my lazy ass, I will say my lazy ass because I've been real busy. So I've kind of dropped the ball. I've been slacking a little bit. I was five episodes behind. I've got them almost all up to date. I got one more episode post tonight's episode. Everything's on Spotify. Anywhere you listen to podcasts at,

Speaker: All at nonsensical nonsense. Go give us a follow, give us a like, give us a listen. It's a holiday season. Give your boys a share for a Christmas present. Just share us and tell other people about us. Come on, please sir, may I have a share?

Speaker: And don't forget to turn on your notifications. Speaking of sharing this out and letting people know about us. Shout out to Rock, Vapor, Scissors, Vape Shop here in Nerk, Ohio. Some guys got us on in the shop listening to us.

Speaker: I appreciate them. That's my shop. That's, that's where I like to go to get my, my bait. I've never heard of. No, no, it's, it's not a high. No, no, stay with me. No, no. If you're from here, you know, if you ain't from here, you ain't going to know. I don't know. Yeah.

Speaker: And if you're in Nurkaha and pop into a rock, paper, scissors, tell the guys, we sent you, tell them, I said, what's up. And even if you don't want to get vape equipment, if you don't vape, just go in there and chitchat because everybody in there is super cool and super friendly. I go in there and sometimes I find myself up just hanging out in there for an hour. You know, bullshit with everybody. Customers are coming in, everybody's friendly. It's like, it's like your local neighborhood bar minus the alcohol and minus the $4 for a beer. It's free. But if you do vape,

Speaker: They get all the goodies you need in there. Those are my guys. I gotta give them some love because they do put us on in the shop. They do listen to us. They are fans of the show. So they get their own very, very own bonafide internet celebrity that shops there. Podcast host extraordinaire. He said, daddy, you're on YouTube.

Speaker: You said, wow. I said, it's okay. It's my channel. It's not a big YouTube channel. I apologize. Take it, man. I love when Cash first found this YouTube channel, our YouTube channel from the podcast. And he thought that was the coolest thing in the world.

Speaker: Yeah, you know, he was like, Oh, my dad's got his own YouTube channel. And, you know, we don't got a lot of followers, but we got some followers, get some listens, we get some views and stuff like that. I mean, we can be found what we do can be found by others. Yeah. Um, I was, um, I was talking the other day or today, I think actually, um,

Speaker: I got a notifications about statistics and this and the other thing and one of the cool things that I noticed is that our our the age of our listeners.

Speaker: was, and it still is a majority, I think it's like 35 to 44 or whatever, are people who listen to us. That's our, that's our Democrat, I guess you would say. But we are starting to get a little bit younger crowd that's listening to us, and a little bit older crowd that's listening to us, all the way up to the 60 plus is starting to listen to us. And our, as far as,

Speaker: male to female ratio, we went from like 1 % of a female, which I mean, for obvious reasons, is now up to like 5 % of our listening audience is female. So I thought that was kind of cool. I mean, you know, so it's one of those really cool things.

Speaker: Demographers are increasing. Mm hmm. It was slowly and a lot of it's on me because I haven't had the time the last.

Speaker: I don't know a month or so month, month and a half, two months, I guess two months. Um, I am at the time, like I used to have where I could get on here and really share shit out and promote shit and post the show and this, that, and the other thing I've been so busy with, you know, having the kids full time and now moving and life and, and, and life in general, exactly. Um, so hopefully it seems like, um,

Speaker: Things are starting to slow down a little bit. I can start to kind of start to catch my breath. I'm getting used to being a full -time dad. It's a good feeling though. I don't care what it says. No, I don't give a damn. I mean, I've always been a full -time dad, but now I'm like full -time kids living with me, dad, you know? So I'm getting used to that. You know, it was a little bit of a,

Speaker: Not even a little bit. It was a complete fucking 180 tail spin at 170 miles an hour on black ice. Like, holy shit. It was a lot to take on, but I'm glad I did. I'm glad I'm in the position I am. And then with moving, we're all moved in. Now it's just the unpacking. And as I'm unpacking, I'm throwing shit away. I was getting on the girls about,

Speaker: decluttering and getting rid of some shit. So today as I was unpacking boxes, I threw away like seven of my old babes, seven or eight of my old babes, including my original kit. I just don't use them. They're old, they're broken. They're, you know, they were just lingering around, taking up space. Where the big pins or the small pins like mine.

Speaker: No, I had my original. I had my two originals, which were the pins, but everything else were like box mods. So give them the work again. Clean them off. Oh no. Like a couple of them are like 10 plus years old. They're just falling apart. They work. They are. They all work. They're just falling apart or the tanks are broken on them. I don't need that many. I kept three. I have three. I have this one. I have another orange and black one. And then I have my, my incredible Hulk one.

Speaker: Um, Oh Jesus. And, you know, and, and typically, and typically I buy myself a new mod every year. I don't buy a whole lot of things for myself. That's one of those things that, you know, I kind of, I'll buy myself a new mod every year. So this one's about ran its course. I mean, this is fantastic. I love this one, but there's some other ones that I like that I might buy here in the next couple of months. Well, I have seven.

Speaker: I have, I care about two or three of them and I clean them off every lick. Yeah, I have, I have seven batteries, two batteries, go to my, my HOPE mod because they're bigger batteries. I'll see you in the other ones.

Speaker: Mama Glick, how you doing? Mama Glick, how you doing? Merry Christmas to the both of you. Whoa! Pops and Mama Joe rolling in at the same time. Are y 'all together? Hmm. She said yes.

Speaker: I appreciate you both popping in on separate devices. That's pretty cool. I ain't even mad at that. What the hell are you reading? Huh? What the hell are you reading and watching? Well, you know, I'm just reading stuff and, you know, doing things. Big things popping over here. Shit. You know, I'm just living my life, Tony.

Speaker: one one informational informer I like it boom boom down here for but Merry Christmas Merry Christmas delete that shit from your life I am not ever gonna delete that shit in my life I had to uh I had to tell Nikki about it the other day

Speaker: No, no, I was also telling her about the goat sucker situation and how that came up. So I was showing her show clips on the TikTok thing. Jesus. Yes, I'm an asshole. I am the worst friend ever. I mean, it's not like I made videos of you and I singing Time of My Life or Hungry Eyes.

Speaker: No, no, no, no, no. I mean, it is the Christmas season. It is the Christmas season, Tony. We should probably play some Christmas music for the people. Don't play that bullshit. Tony, where's your holiday spirit? Not with you. Oh, hey, catch. I never mind.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Nikki said she wanted a goat and I said she wasn't allowed to have a goat because of Jeff. That's what brought up the conversation. I have my thing going on on this side of the room. Nice. Yeah. She said she said she wanted goats and I said we can't ever have goats because of the the rare circumstance that Jeff ever comes to visit and the goats would be in danger.

Speaker: That's why I'm not allowed to ever. No, you cannot have a goat, no, ma 'am. There's my thing going on this side of the room. Y 'all are awesome. I didn't want to let y 'all know. Y 'all are awesome. Now a message in brain.

Speaker: Well, he's all just trying to pop up. I know he just sent me a picture. He's getting the grill fired up. He has some big ass fucking stinks. Yeah. He's always cooking something. Oh, I know. He's always sending me fucking pictures. I'm like, you know, you're killing my inner fat kid, right? All right. So we do a meetup. He's going to have to be on the grill.

Speaker: Well, that's what I'm hoping I'm hoping this spring I'm gonna buy me one of them Blackstone grills and I want to get me a little smoker for out here on my patio I'll be on that bitch all day every day. I'll be cooking every damn thing on that. Oh Man, I'll be doing some fucking Wow

Speaker: Wow. Wow. I'm just seeing this. Wow. Ladies and gentlemen. Wow. Ladies and gentlemen. Wow. Ladies and gentlemen, that was a live reaction to Tony

Speaker: Oh my god. Oh shit. Tony live reaction to my tiktok. No, they were. No. They were having an argument about who had more and who had less.

Speaker: But Buggy did say she shook everything. So hopefully nothing's breakable. I had no idea all these organizations and societies were recruiting people off the internet. What the hell are you talking about? Hold on. Hold on, Tony. Hold on, Tony. I asked the question. I need an answer. I'm going to leave it at debt. I have to do this properly.

Speaker: Please. Say you go try some kinds of shit. Please, uh, tell us, what are you speaking on? I'm not doing this with you, bro. Come on, Tony D. I'm not doing this with you. Come on, you can't, you can't just drop it. You just can't drop a pipe bomb on that and not explain yourself. Cash? Papa needs this tin foil hat. Tony's going down a conspiracy wormhole.

Speaker: We bring a couple beers. So, what are they? What are they recruiting us for, Tony G? They're about trying to recruit you online. What? What do you think? I don't know. That's why I'm asking. That's why I'm asking. You got the answers. You got the answers, man. You got the answers. Yeah, you heard Cash. You got the answers. I heard Cash.

Speaker: Catch that you ain't the champ. You da champ, you ain't da champ. Da, da, da, da, da. Come on, man. We're a bunch of baby birds here. Feed us. We want to know. You try to set me up. See people. You try to. You're not going to answer. I didn't have this conversation already. We won't give you the radio, but I don't have to tell you.

Speaker: That's because I'm the host. That's because I'm the host. I have I have a host privileges. I have host privilege. I got host privilege. I got white privilege. I got all the privileges. I'm a privileged motherfucker up in this bitch.

Speaker: All you do is give me the answers, but no, you don't want to give me the answers that I want. So now we're going to go down this road. Let me get my belt, do it right. There we go. I got championship privileges. I'm going to draw a beard on my belt.

Speaker: Wait, wait till I have money again and I get that nonsensical nonsense custom made championship belt. I might get tagged. I might. I might **** around and get tag team belts made and send you one nonsensical nonsense podcast tag team champs. I have to make it a six man tag team belt. Just gotta have one before me. Nah ****

Speaker: That's right. Jeff's got more money than both of us combined, apparently. More people. Me strolling up. What's going on, brother? Merry Christmas. It is Christmas time for you. Only people who can keep their bottles of ranch. I bought a when I when I moved into the the new place, I bought a ranch safe.

Speaker: that only I have the code for also takes a thumbprint, a drop of my blood and an eye scan. You know, Loki showed us how to take care of eye scans already. Keep bringing this shit up. Also a teaspoon of my semen.

Speaker: Yeah, just when you think you have all the answers, I change the questions. Just when you think you have all the answers, I change the questions, just like my man, Hot Rod, Roddy Piper. See, that was a setup, Tony B. Because I knew you were going to disagree with me, and you were going to try to find a loophole. You know, Loki got a season two. Yeah, I'm waiting on it too.

Speaker: You know how I keep the ranch safe? I just don't buy it anymore. I believe you. Ife made me sit. Does this mean that I'm in the top rink? What? In our fantasy football league, you know, Ife is Wakanda forever. Yeah, she's in the playoffs, isn't she? I think she's in the finals. Yeah, it's Cam, Ted, golf, and Ife, isn't it? Yeah, I think it's golf. Yeah, golf.

Speaker: Let me look. She just sent me that message. She'll make a broadcast one day. She's one of the Wolverine fans. Is it, is it E -Fae? A Wolverine fan? No. Isn't she a Wolverine fan? No. Oh, I thought she was one of the Wolverine fans. Yes, Hurricane and then Golf and Ted going at it. Yeah.

Speaker: 15, you're 50 minutes into your Christmas drinking. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. What's your drinking on? It don't matter. Probably some damn. Meestro. Meestro laid up. He's probably drinking some piss warm pint of some gross English beer.

Speaker: I'm just saying, man. I'm just saying. Look at those stakes. God damn. You just got the, you just got the pick? I'm just seeing it. Yeah, good lord. That's what I said. This motherfucker is killing me. Fucking fat kid over here just dying. He always sending me pics of his fucking, the other night they did some kind of like fucking

Speaker: pork, hash, something, or another crazy shit. I don't know. It looks fucking amazing. Right. I said, Brian, you're killing me, man. Come to Ohio and cook for me. Jamaican spice rum? Yeah, I'm on. Enjoy yourself. I believe it's jaw mom. There's only one good Jamaican that I've ever known. Here we go.

Speaker: And that was the Jamaicans in Cool Running. You dead, Mon. Jomon. Eins, veins. Oh, that was a great movie. Cool.

Speaker: First ever Jamaican bobsled team. Yeah. But there was no better Jamaican than my man Snow. Oh, God. The white kid from Canada. And everybody fooled. We didn't have everybody fooled. We just had to see that motherfucker first. Just like when DOC had my thing out.

Speaker: Hey man, that fool, that's what Jim Carrey said. You hear me on the radio and you think I'm, when you think I'm black, then you see me in person and I'm a cracker. Sharing pictures of what we're talking about. I don't know what we're talking about. Talking about Jamaicans. Google Jamaica. She told me, she didn't know what the hell she was doing. She had no idea. She up here about to win the whole fucking league.

Speaker: I know she had, she had her husband help her there, didn't she? No, he wasn't helping. She told me. But you know, crazy thing is though, man, those ones that don't know what the fuck they're doing or what, because I told Nicky, I told Nicky that she needed to join my league next year. And she's like, I'm not going to do that. I've never played fantasy football. I don't know what I'm doing. And I showed her our league and Merry Christmas, Maestro.

Speaker: We we have we have three women in our league and they're all doing very well. I think two of the three are in the playoffs. Now one one rivals my football knowledge. I think her and I need to sit down and talk football, but the other two don't know the first thing about **** football.

Speaker: Yeah, Yifei said she don't know how to do this shit. Her husband said he wasn't gonna help her. I met her husband. Her husband's hilarious. We all went on a - Oh yeah, the picture's gone, Joe. It was on the snap. We went on a couple's cruise about seven years ago. He and him tripped out, and I had been out there to stay with her. They came out here, and I hung out with them. Nice. And I know she good. See, we both went to college together, so we both know football players all over the place. I won't call her. She can. She'll get all the notes, and then everybody gonna be like, what the hell does Tony do? You know what? Here you go.

Speaker: Merry Christmas, Mark. You got big plans with the fam. I know it's like 2 o 'clock in the morning your time. Oh wow, Santa Claus thing things are in England. You don't know that by now. I don't know where you think we always make fun of him for bringing English or British. I haven't really been here for the past few months. I don't remember that.

Speaker: Yeah, but you've been here prior and Mark's been here since fucking my periscope days. You realize the mental transition I've gone through over the past four months. What you're saying is that you're on the show but you don't pay attention to the show. What I'm saying is I don't fucking remember to let you know. Your memory's not the best either when you got shit on your brain.

Speaker: tell the truth. I don't know what you're talking about. Exactly. I forgot what you said. Sorry. No, I know. No, absolutely. Absolutely. No, absolutely. No. Nikki and I were on the phone talking earlier. And I was I was trying to unpack boxes and get Christmas stuff situated. And she's like, are you listening to me? I was like, Yeah, she's like what I just say. And I was like,

Speaker: Well, I know everything she said, I knew everything she said, except for one thing. And I was like, Oh God, I'm sorry. I'm a dick. I know I'm terrible, but just, she's like, no, it's all right. You're doing 10 different things at once. Like I was trying to post podcast episodes. I was trying to unpack boxes. I was trying to get Christmas shit situated because the kids decided they wanted to wrap each other's presents. That's Tony. I don't need one.

Speaker: Mama says you got a buzzing noise. Maybe it's my phone already. Okay. I don't like it. Notifications. Everyone knows what you do from heaven.

Speaker: I play this song now. Oh, you told me about the song. It's easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the one part I missed, the good part.

Speaker: I was just enjoying listening and getting serenaded by Tony D. I'm not serenading you. I didn't say you were serenading me. You were serenading the audience. I want to get serenaded by you. I would just do this.

Speaker: I won't be here next year. Don't know these damn white people. Stop putting me on these damn female bodies. And all the fucking white guys are loose if he goddamn doing it. I don't know why I gotta keep going through this shit with you motherfuckers.

Speaker: I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I had nothing to do with it. You just cleared it. That means you did. I mean, bruh, I'm jealous. I'm talking about the sausage. I had nothing to do with any of those. That was all Jeff. Jeff's on my written on. Jeff's on my hit list. Jeff's on my hit list. I want motorcycle parts.

Speaker: Mark, you have that spot. Maybe if you didn't have a pops, maybe if you didn't buy a Harley, you wouldn't need motorcycle parts. Get him. I'm just saying. Get him. He did that shit. He did that shit. I heard that too.

Speaker: Um, Hollies have a lot of breakdowns. I know a guy here to go away. He said, go away. Don't have those issues. Hollies always do. I was like, are you saying? Pops was always a gold wing guy. Pops was always a gold wing guy and shit on Harleys because Harleys are like boats. You buy a Harley and you spend more time working on it than you actually get to be on it. So why are they all over, all over the place on the road? I know some people at Hollies. It's crazy. Yeah.

Speaker: because it's a brand and it's a name. No, Mark, fuck that shit. Fuck this. I mean, it is, you know, my brown bear and his polar bear singing together. It is a pretty spectacular thing. I mean, we do have a great harmony.

Speaker: I'm sorry, Tony. This is not true. I want a gold wing. I do want one. Gold wings are sharp. Pops has had some... Pops and Joe have had some fucking gorgeous gold wings. I want an Indian. I'm not going to be as motorcycle crazy as other people. I've always wanted one. I wanted a cruiser. The gold wings, I know they're looking heavy. I've seen hollies that look like gold wings. I actually got a couple of coworkers.

Speaker: that have it and I like them. I just don't need a motorcycle. I wanted one, but I don't need one. Yeah, no, I want an Indian. I almost bought one when I lived in Charleston and I really wish I would have just told the kids it's mom to eat my ass and buy it when I wanted to. But I listened to her and I didn't buy it. Yeah, one of the Indian motorcycles to do this things are fucking gorgeous.

Speaker: The story behind them isn't the best though. Well, I mean. You look at the story behind a lot of things. It's not always the best. Unfortunately, we think about those victory motorcycles. They're pretty nice. I do. I do. I like the victory motorcycles. Um, if I was 20 years younger, I bought a crash rocket. But I want women. I don't need to do it.

Speaker: Again, if I was 20 years younger, Tony, you know how uncomfortable them motherfuckers are to ride long distance? Uncomfortable, long distance. I've heard. For gentlemen of our age and our stature, we just need a nice cruiser. We just need a nice cruiser bike. We can just get on, stretch out.

Speaker: fucking pops keeps finding these big ass fucking bikes, much like his big ass dually to compensate for a small pecker. Fucking bikes 10 times bigger than him. They don't make a victory anymore. They don't make victories anymore? I know a couple of guys around here that have victories and Indians. I have to ask. I've seen the nice victory though. I've seen the nice one. But the gold wings, I'll probably buy you one. If I get a new one,

Speaker: I would love to have one. I was saying India is still making likes. Bro. The 2023 lineup. She said all bullshits. What the hell you bullshitting about Joe? It's no time for a break. Indians have got some, there we go.

Speaker: Yeah. Them damn Indians, I don't know what it is about them damn Indians, but that's a sexy fucking bike. Hmm. Bagger. They got the chief family. They got the cruisers, scout family, cruiser. So they got different classes for the cruiser, super chief family. And there's what I want. One of the, uh, Indian Springfield families, these big old motherfucking just.

Speaker: So touring, that's for Pops, cause he's old. Yeah, man, they got all kinds of different cruiser classes. One day, one day, probably in about eight and a half years when I moved back down south, because I have a hard time buying a bike living in Ohio, knowing that I only get to drive it like three months out of the year and maybe sporadically. Oh, rather than nine months. Yes, ma 'am. I have heard it. They take breaks on trips.

Speaker: They do ride, but there's a couple of rules to the game, and I can respect it. You can take a break all day long on a car track, and it's still uncomfortable as shit. That's why you got to get used to riding in the first place. Shit, I'll jump on a cruise and ride that bitch. I'll fucking take a day trip, man. Right.

Speaker: PA ain't nothing but three hours away. Give me a big old Indian cruiser. I'll make that three hour trip quick. Take a break and then go ride again. Oh, did they really? The victory company?

Speaker: I was just looking at Indians, the Indian website, and they got to know that. It makes sense, but I didn't know that, because they got to compete. But you could still get your hands on victory, because I'm sure. I mean, there's some that are still out there. People are going to sell. And I mean, I'm sure even like Indian is going to have some older model victories. Right. And there's other ones. You know, there's shit. I know my uncle, he had a gold wing that was. Pops.

Speaker: And Joe, you guys seen Rob's gold wing that he had, his pink one. That motherfucker was like an 80s model and looks still like it came off the showroom. That was a nice gold wing. Gold wings are heavy though, I heard. I don't know how heavy they are, I mean. Yeah, they got weight on them. I heard they got a lot of weight on them.

Speaker: like I said Pops is all Pops I mean up until he just bought this I don't know what it was the fucking thing was fucking purple or pink or some shit but it was like an 80s like 80 something or some shit didn't Uncle Terry have a an old ass gold wing tube for a while fucking bots man y 'all are relentless

Speaker: baby girl what's your name let me talk to you i've had a goddamn song stuck in my head for over a month now and i can't shake it you're a sick man robs why am i a sick man because i got t pain stuck in my head

Speaker: Like there's so many worse things I can have stuck in my head or so many worse things I can think about. I have a T -Pain song stuck in my head and I'm a sick man. Tony your bar said a little too high. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I can't shake this fucking song man. Rob was oh was it in 90s? I don't know 80s 90s. It wasn't that old of a 90s model.

Speaker: that **** was clean. Okay. So, yeah. She's I like that song too. She's my dog now. Damn. Hey, I like that one. I'm only I'm only wearing one. So, she's already my dog. Yup. She's already a dog.

Speaker: Here it comes. Yeah. Get your fucking Red Bull, Tony. We got another hour. I'm not going to make it. I'm not going to. All right. Chatter's box. The final hour is going to be me and you. Yes, it. Mama Glick, Papa Glick, good seeing y 'all. Nicky, good seeing y 'all. Oh, yeah, this one hit. Let me go for a photo here. You're talking about my ass, but it's going to leave me on camera while I'm snoring. Put your motherfucking crazy ass pictures up in here.

Speaker: No, go to sleep before Santa Claus comes. I don't care what nobody says. Santa Claus doesn't exist. I bet somebody was wishing Santa was coming tonight. Yeah, Mrs. Claus.

Speaker: I appreciate you coming through. We had a good crowd here tonight, bro. If you're not doing nothing tomorrow, I might jump up and do something. The doors will be open as always. Hit me up because the kids are leaving at noon tomorrow. So definitely hit me up. I'm going to be here all day if I'm not on here hanging out. You better go to bed.

Speaker: Oh, I've been sleeping good. Dude, I've been sleeping amazing lately. Outstanding. Absolutely to any and everybody out there. If you do something tomorrow, hit me up because once the kids leave, I'm just going to be hanging out playing Call of Duty.

Speaker: So I'm in Mexico, like I said, it's just me. So I get to just be me, not worry about nothing. And I'm gonna get all this rest and everything. Happy holidays. Like I said, happy Hanukkah to everybody. Merry Christmas. Happy Kwanzaa. You will be seeing me around. If you don't see me tomorrow, you'll probably definitely see me do something Monday. But I will catch everybody again. Good. Tell the kids. I said, Merry Christmas. Join us all. I said, go to bed before midnight. The Santa Claus don't come till you go to sleep. Cash, buggy Austin.

Speaker: He's gonna go look for one. Well, no, no, I'm just gonna yell at him. Tony said Merry Christmas. I said, fuck you, Tony. They didn't even say anything, actually. I'm sure they're all yelling Merry Christmas. You know these kids are, you're already part of the family around here.

Speaker: I know. Everybody take care. I will definitely see you all again, bro. Hold it down, all right? Hey, Merry Christmas, brother. Get you some rest. What's up? Hit the right button. Hit the right button. That'll be good. There's Buggy. There's Cass. Tony said Merry Christmas. You're gonna say Merry Christmas back? Fucking space kid. Tony said Merry Christmas.

Speaker: And then there was one the champ standing tall Turned to be in bed. So I just got a text message from Santa and he said he's not coming Because she smells funny She looks funny

Speaker: And you're a punk. Yeah, the only one that sells a mushroom is you. What? You're not selling a mushroom is you, and you smell like that toilet water. Wait a minute, I can't hear you. What? I said the only one that sells a mushroom is you, and you smell like that toilet water. And do you start that tank trap where it tells you where you need that? Uh, I can download it. Grandma Joe said hi.

Speaker: Pull off her door. Baba said Merry Christmas. He loves you. What they said. Alright. Be gone children. The adult must talk the champ in the room. No.

Speaker: because it's like eight o 'clock. Before you guys go to bed, you're not going to bed at eight o 'clock. You're not going to bed at eight o 'clock. Before you guys go to bed, you can give Hermes his hugs and tell him goodbye and all that stuff. If you touch him now, he's going to die. He will die and he can die. Santa will chop his head off and leave him on the floor.

Speaker: I get to decide when you can touch Hermes because I'm the one who's talking to Santa and mrs. Claus Okay, well she died in Florida so I wouldn't have to worry about You know what jet lag is She was on a bus she wasn't on a plane

Speaker: You didn't hit me back. No, I promise you did. I'm still gonna get to sleep. Hermias. Hermias is our elf. Our elf on the shelf. He already did hit me, Cash. We had to replace him because I don't even remember what our old elf's name was. Edward and he isn't here anymore because he had a family. Edward had a family and they had to go back home to his family so he's not here anymore.

Speaker: We'll give my thoughts on Edwards once there's no kids in the. So we had to get a new elf for for my house. Uh, which we got before we left Charleston while like the first Christmas in Charleston. That we needed an elf at my house. So Santa and Mrs. Claus, they sent us Hermes. Uh, the misfit elf.

Speaker: which just fits our house and our home perfectly. And Hermes is an asshole. This year he did not T .P. our tree, or did he? Maybe that'll be his final gift because he T .Ps our tree every year. So.

Speaker: But last year the kids found a loophole apparently on Christmas Eve before they go to bed before Santa comes. There's a loophole that says that you're allowed to hug your elf and tell your elf goodbye. That's the only time you can touch him because he'll be going back to the North Pole when Santa comes and then he can get all his magic and everything recharged between Christmas and Thanksgiving. So, Hermes our elf.

Speaker: Well, not so active this year, but the last couple of days he did get involved in a fight between the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park and Godzilla and King Kong. Last night he was in a cage match with some WWE wrestlers. Last night and then into this morning. And who knows if he's gonna leave us with any shenanigans before he leaves tonight.

Speaker: until next Thanksgiving. He's been kind of a lazy elf this year, but with the move and everything he understood that he he couldn't get into a lot of trouble. He couldn't cause a lot of mischief and and everything like that this year. You know, we already had enough stuff on our plate. We didn't need his silly ass on our plate either. But once we got in here, we got a little bit more rambunctious, so to say. But.

Speaker: Shout out to the lurkers who are just watching quietly. We appreciate you. What happened to Tony? Tony, uh, basically he was sleeping. Um, well, Tony had COVID last year and it's still affecting him. And when he gets tired, he just gets tired and he's right. And like, there's, he just falls out. So to say, well, it is Christmas Eve.

Speaker: it is christmas eve well like before this and after this like connor i mean i've had connor we've got smoke we got mike we got jeff but it is christmas eve so can i take a fan upstairs just one fan can i take the fan upstairs i thought they already had a fan upstairs nope yes take it upstairs i already told them to take a fan upstairs and they said they had one all they did but it's just all broken

Speaker: Um but in the living room, I don't know why you didn't pick it up the other day when you were here. You walk past it twice. What the hell do you think is that? I left it in the other apartment, Joe. I smashed it into a million pieces and I left it in the other apartment. Yeah, you literally walked past it twice when you were here the other day. It was right by the door.

Speaker: I said it there because I thought you were coming by Friday, or today, yesterday. So I wouldn't forget. I sold it on the black market. Woo hoo! It's gonna be 14 tomorrow. We got ourselves a heat wave, ladies and gentlemen. All right, so.

Speaker: We're going to take a real quick break. I'm going to go piss. I'm going to go get some more beers and then we'll go and come back and I guess I'm going to wrap this bitch up. I'm going to do an hour by myself. Oh, God damn. What are we going to listen to on break? Tony did do it for the money before break. What do I got here?

Speaker: Let's do... I thought I had... I don't have it on it. You know what, let's do this. Let's do a little Blacktop Mojo with their cover. Oh, she talks to angels. A little bit longer.

Speaker: But, you know, it is what it is. So we'll be back here in a few minutes and we'll keep rocking and rolling. Maybe we'll get some guest visitors. Maybe we won't get some guest visitors. Maybe it'll just be me. And you guys hanging out in the chatters box. So give me a few minutes and I'll be right back. Here's BlacktopMojo. Check them out on all social media and everywhere you stream music. I'll have BlacktopMojo. Go show the guys some love. And this is their cover of She Talks to You Angels.

Speaker: Think by the counting crows.

Speaker: She never mentions the world of texture. A little son of God. Yeah, she'll tell you what she's looking for. A laughter in me perfect.

Speaker: She paints her eyes as black as night now And pulls those shades down the tape She gives a smile when the pay comes The pay comes to make everything alright

Speaker: She says she talks to ages Call her out by her name Oh yeah, she talks to ages Call her out by her name

Speaker: She gives a like of hell and a pocket And wears a cross around The like of hell is from a little boy Who in the cross is so dear It's not me, not you

Speaker: She says she talks to ages Call her out by her name Yeah, she talks to ages Call her out by her name She don't know

Speaker: Nothing I don't see Yeah, to her it ain't nothing But to me, yeah, me It's everything She says she talks to angels

Speaker: Says they all know the name Yeah, yeah, angel Call her out by her name

Speaker: Hell yeah, ladies and gentlemen, a little Black Top New Joe for you. And we're back. The trip is back. Hopefully you guys have enjoyed the show so far. It's Christmas to me. Christmas to me. Christmas to me, ladies and gentlemen. It's Christmas to me.

Speaker: Christmas Eve. So a very merry, nonsensical Christmas to you guys. Hopefully you get to hang out with your family, with your loved ones. Drink a lot of alcohol. My family makes me want to drink. That's the reason we generally only communicate when I do the bucket. No, I'm just kidding. They do make me want to drink, but we don't only communicate when I do the bucket.

Speaker: Speaking of the podcast I'm Glick you should know that by now Tony D was here Unfortunately the sleep hitting and when asleep hits him it hits him hard So I'm gonna keep rocking and rolling and do what I do You guys aren't already go and check us out on social media Facebook Instagram Twitter and tick tock

Speaker: Don't forget you can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night right here on YouTube and Twitch. And if you can't join us live and hang out in the chatters box with us, or I mean, you can join us live and just watch and not be in the chatters box and be weird. That's cool too, I guess. But if you can't join us live, you can listen to us anytime you'd like on Spotify, basically everywhere you listen to podcasts at.

Speaker: All that nonsensical nonsense. You know the drill. Give us a follow. Give us a like. Give us a share if you be so kind. Let other people know about us. Don't keep us all to yourselves. Don't be greedy. Don't be stingy. Come on now. Sharing is caring. Caring. So after you get that share, go ahead and hit the notifications. That way you get a little on your phone when we do the things that we do.

Speaker: And you know, when we post new shit and we're doing new shit and everything like that, or we're going live, you know, you know, you can come hang out with us. Anyhoo. So Tony left. He got to sleep. Yes. That is a giant pile of clothes on a basket that I have to put away probably tomorrow. Probably not. Maybe sometime next week. Hell, I don't know. So over this moving bullshit. I really, really am over the moving bullshit. Not going to lie.

Speaker: But we're all moved in. I do gotta unpack. That's the fun part. Respond to the message here real quick. This guy knows I'm in the middle of a goddamn podcast. If you want to talk to me, come join the podcast.

Speaker: I can't fucking type apparently. The Lord almighty. But yeah, Joe, it was right by the front door, the vacuum cleaner. Hey, that actually worked. Thanks. My kids make me want to drink. My parents made me want to drink.

Speaker: My girlfriend don't make me want to drink, but she makes me drink. That's better. The camera was looking all weird tonight. The person dating the bartender, I guess. I ain't mad at it. However,

Speaker: Yeah, we're not doing the show next Saturday night. Yeah, we're not doing the show next Saturday night. We got plans. Being New Year's Eve, this is gonna be the first New Year's Eve. Man.

Speaker: Holy shit, it's been so long. What are you bullshitting about? It is literally 8 .30. If you guys wake me up before eight o 'clock, before eight o 'clock,

Speaker: You will catch these hands on site. You will get the smoke. When we wake you up, you're waking up. You don't. On site buddy. On site. On site. You're going to get the smoke. All the smoke.

Speaker: I don't know. The first weekend I met you, you got, you, you tried to keep pouring drinks down my third to ten. I don't remember. Alright, you guys are going to bed. Okay. Are you really going to bed at say thirty? Yes. Yeah. What time is your mom coming to get you tomorrow? I don't know. Why don't you text her and ask her? I'll ask her tomorrow.

Speaker: Can I have an actual hug and please pick my add -up? No. Can you actually tell me goodnight? I do say goodnight. Night. Night, buddy. Love you. You don't give an actual hug either. You just give a side hug. Well, nice. Night. Love you. Come on. See you in the morning.

Speaker: You know what? I can't argue that defense. That's a very solid defense. You were working. Hey, Nikki said, Merry Christmas. I don't know what they said, but I think they said, Merry Christmas back. I can't argue that you was working and I was a thirsty patron patron, but you were hoping to get me drunk and take advantage of me.

Speaker: Nonetheless, and you did not buzzed and took advantage of me. I'm just saying. I'm not complaining. I'm not complaining. I look good with this championship belt.

Speaker: I look real damn good. I could be a professional fucking person. Again, 20 years ago. Not now. Not now. Another 41. Shit. It fucking hurts getting out of bed in the morning. Like, God damn, when the hell did I get old? In my head, I'm, I'm, I'm, and this is why you drink. Why do you drink pops? Why do you drink pops? Please elaborate.

Speaker: Elaborate if you will. That's a big word. That's a really big word for nonsensical nonsense, but. Because your son drives to Pennsylvania just for a bartender to get him drunk and take advantage of him. Right, although.

Speaker: You show me all of his tiktok videos when I picked you up tonight like I care You do care because I'm funny Yeah, there's something listen to you kids and you

Speaker: I mean, I wouldn't call it so cold, but I can't vouch for the other. All right. All right. All right. All right. I wasn't going to do this. I wasn't going to do this, but I got to do this. So the other day on the nonsense, well, nonsense Instagram page, which automatically posts onto my personal page, what?

Speaker: You guys got the cookies down? Yeah. Okay. Where's everything at? This is one of the cookies in Elf Hunt. I can't duct tape my mouth shut. So the other day, I posted into our stories on the Nonsense with Nonsense Instagram page, which goes to my Facebook page.

Speaker: uh women when it's gray sweatpants season and it was like like a demon you know because when they go crazy when it's gray sweatpants season can somebody please explain to me

Speaker: why my broasters wife commented and said, Nick knows all about this. There's a reason why women like gray sweatpants. And all of you know,

Speaker: about my broaster, and if you don't, my broaster used to be my sister's, now my brother, hence the broaster. There's a particular reason that women love gray sweatpants, and that particular reason the broaster doesn't have. One plus one equals two. One plus one equals two in my world, in the real world.

Speaker: in that world, one plus one does not equal two. It equals what the fuck is happening right now. Y 'all following me on this equation? It's like one minus one. It's like zero minus zero. It equals zero because there was no one in the first place. It's always been zero. It's always been a negative number. It's still negative.

Speaker: There's a whole other chapter in my book of likely drinks, my broister. I love him. But sometimes I just scratch my head and drink a beer. I love him. I accept him. I'm happy for him. But anybody, please feel free, reach out, email us, reach out on the social media.

Speaker: Reach out to my brochure and tell him to explain this to me because in my world, what? He might getting woke up at eight o 'clock, 4 a .m. Tell Papaw, tell Papaw Scott he can come bring his ass over here and get up with you at 4 a .m. while I'm sleeping. Nope. Yup. You gotta listen to your dad. I gotta listen to my dad. I'm a grown ass fucking man.

Speaker: Well, he's older. Well, yeah, I know. My days of having to listen to him ended when I was 18, and I moved out. You always stay older. I'll ask you. I thought you were good. Far more true, yes. You will. You will. Anyhow.

Speaker: What kind of motion did you just send bops? Bunch of thumbs up. Am I frozen? Am I still frozen? Typically, when I freeze, it freezes up on my end. Hold on a second. I'll do this and find out. He's on my head. I'm the flow. If he ain't, let me know. I don't know. I just popped into my head randomly. I am frozen.

Speaker: I'm not frozen. Oh, I'm frozen, but you still got audio. Don't worry about the frozen. As long as I still got audio, you don't unfreeze eventually. He's eventually doesn't matter. It's a podcast just listen to my fucking voice.

Speaker: Listen to the sound of my voice. Let's go Raiders. Let's go Raiders. That'll make my night better. Let's go Raiders. Let's just have my Raiders. But, um, yeah, as long as you can hear me, maybe you'll unfreeze, maybe it won't. I mean, I can always refresh my feed. I don't know if that'll fix anything, but I will say.

Speaker: You can chat you can okay, whatever Oh God what's going on? What are you hugging me about baby I'm gonna do this. So bear with me. I'll be right back

Speaker: Whoa, there is a hell of a delay on YouTube. Holy shit, there's a hell of a delay. Okay, now I'm unfrozen. Listen, listen here. Let's go Saints. Nobody asks you for your shit right now, all right? We know what happened. I already bitched about that earlier. We don't need to rehash that. That's in the past. Typical Steelers fan. Living in the back.

Speaker: Oh, I'm teasing. I'm only teasing. Yeah, no, I just refresh. I just refresh the feed. You know what the fuck I'm talking about anymore. I love when I have no co -host. Well, you're gonna get my shit because it's live and it's in the here and now.

Speaker: don't worry, the Raiders will find a way to fuck it up and you guys will win by a point somehow. As long as we beat you on the eight, that's all that matters because you are going to look amazing walking in to a Steelers bar on a game day Sunday

Speaker: Rockin' a Cleveland Browns jersey from the one o 'clock kickoff until the final second ticks off of the Sunday night game. It's gonna be awesome. As my man, Barney Stenson, would say, it'll be legend. Wait for it. Dairy.

Speaker: Yes. Walk like you're the king or walk like you don't give a fuck who the king is and that's gonna be walking into Steelers bars on Sundays. Just like I did last Sunday. It already happened once this year. So, oh my God, I'm still fucking, I can hear myself. Don't turn that damn shit off.

Speaker: Oh my God. Wasn't really planning on not having co -host tonight because I thought Jeff would be here because like up until 10 minutes before the show started, he was all over social media and sending me shit. And the motherfucker went call of duty on me. Bravo six ghost here, coin dark.

Speaker: If the video is laying in, if the video is freezing, I don't care. As long as the audio still sounds good, because at the end of the day, that's really all that's important. That's all that's important is the, is the, is the audio. You guys know what I look like. I mean, you've known what I've looked like for 41 years. So all you got to do is hear my voice at the end of the day. There's not much I can do about the lag, unfortunately.

Speaker: I think the cold weather is fucking up my internet because it's been working fantastic since I moved in here, like really good. But the last couple of days, it's been dog shit. It has been absolutely dog shit. And the kids have been here and the kids have been on their phones and they've been on their TVs and they, they don't like, I didn't have any issues once their night. You know, so I think the cold weather, not going to happen.

Speaker: The great thing about me wearing ball caps is, you know, you see the ball cap, I can put it forward. You see what's on the front of it. And then I just do this and it's backwards and nobody knows what it is. So I'm good. But you, on the other hand, happen to wear a bronze jersey and a Steelers bar.

Speaker: in Pennsylvania on Sunday from 1 o 'clock until 11 30. I'm taking that Sunday off. You better believe. I am taking that Monday off. You better believe that. You better believe that. I am taking that Monday off. Taking that Monday off. I don't have to leave and we're going to stay there for

Speaker: One o 'clock kickoff until the last second kicks off of the eight o 'clock game. And you're going to be in it the entire day. That is so worth it. If by chance I have to wear a Steelers hat for a week. It could be on both sides. It don't matter. Simple fact of matter. I look great in a ball cap.

Speaker: I'm just saying, I look great in the hat. So whether it's a Steelers hat, they don't matter. I'm still a little good as fuck. I'll rock the shit out of it. And you already know I will. Plus, all you said is I had to wear a Steelers hat for seven days. You didn't say I couldn't take duct tape

Speaker: It just looks like a hat with duct tape on it. I'm just saying. Noted. I'll have to remember that.

Speaker: I'm just saying, I told you, I told you I am a mastermind. Just when you think you have all the answers, I changed the questions. Any who, any who, that's the buzzing moisture.

Speaker: I don't know what to talk about. What do we wanna talk about? What are we gonna talk about? I got another half hour to fill. Once we get on a roll, get on a tangent, get on a... And for those of you listening to us on Spotify, everybody left, so it's just me. You probably figured that out by now. So I'm just engaging the chatters box. So if you're watching, don't be shy. Say hello in the chatters box. Let's go back and forth.

Speaker: Let's, as Sierra said, let's one -two step. Let's dance. That is all wonky. Y 'all be watching, but you be shy as fuck. If you're watching, you know we're friendly. Well, if you're not friendly, then if you're not friendly, then you're getting embarrassed.

Speaker: And that might be why you're just lingering and lurking because you don't want to get embarrassed. But I don't really have anything to talk about because I didn't plan for this. So, I mean, I could probably Google something real quick. Let's see if we can Google it here. Let's see what we can...

Speaker: Let's uh, let's uh, let's see this here real quick. I can't fucking type. Good lord. Tell Christmas movies of all time. Last Christmas I gave you my home. My, my, my, my, my, my home.

Speaker: Damn. Top 10 roasting Christmas movies of all time. Christmas, I never told you. Whoever told you I like you lied. Nobody's ever told me you like me. Trust me, feeling is mutual. Creepy bastard. A Christmas story is the worst God forsaken movie ever made.

Speaker: These are the top grossing Christmas. I never heard of that one. Wow. Elf only made 225 million. I didn't know love actually was a Christmas movie. I had Rick Grimes in it. The Polar Express is only at number six. Holy shit. Christmas Carol, Jim Carrey, Dr. Suits, Jim Carrey, four and five for Jim Carrey. Humble on two and number three.

Speaker: Home Alone is number two, and the original, oh no, no. Oh no, the stupid remake. Get the fuck out of here. That list is stupid. We're fighting. Why are we fighting? You shit on Die Hard. And didn't you bring up a Christmas story? Really? You have no concept of Christmas movies.

Speaker: This wonderful life is the number one Christmas movie of all time. All right, let's have that discussion. Let's have that discussion, shall we? Shall we? Let's have that discussion. No, get the fuck out of here. Okay, not you.

Speaker: Best Christmas movie ever. You're saying a Christmas story. You'll shoot your eye out. Best Christmas movie ever. Are you high? Did you fall and bump your head in the gas station parking lot today? Match your ass. Did you hit your head? The Polar Express. Yeah, Bad Santa. Bad Santa with Billy Bob Thornton. I think it has

Speaker: Maybe some on F bombs. The Christmas story, terrible fucking movie. House is here in Ohio. Maybe we can go visit it sometime if you've never been there. I'll gladly take you. But I hate that fucking movie. I'm not going to say anything bad about Polar Express. It's a very cute movie. Kids are watching it now.

Speaker: Believe Dad and Joe took him to see. OK, let's go. Next year we'll plan a trip next year. Around this time next year we'll go. It's up in Cleveland and they have the Lakeland thing. Polar Express is kind of boring to me, but that's me in general. I don't like Chris. I don't like a lot of Christmas movies.

Speaker: But, you know, I mean my number one and number two Christmas movies of all time are Die Hard and Lethal Weapon 1. I said what I said. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. They're not wanting to. Number one is Die Hard. Number two Home Alone. I do really like the Jim Carrey Grinch movie. I don't really care for the Grinch.

Speaker: I don't really care for Dr. Seuss, but I like Jim Carrey and I like the Grinch movie. Ooh, that could have been very, very bad because I talked with my hands and I just hit my beer and it almost, yeah, yeah. You guys took the kids to see, you want a leg? Oh, a leg lamp, that too. I thought you said you want a leg lamp. I was like, well, we could probably arrange that, I guess. And we could put it out with Christmas decorations and then it could go away for a year.

Speaker: You you want that on your body for the rest of your life What yeah, so I love all the load I think that's a great movie Christmas wise Actually, you know what number one diehard is

Speaker: Number two, National Lampoons. I can't believe nobody's even brought up National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. No, they don't need to make sequels. Oh, a Christmas story. No, they're, um, they pissed me off when they played the ship for 24 hours for like seven weeks straight. Uh, yeah, Die Hard National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Home Alone, the original Home Alone.

Speaker: Disney's remake that they did last year was super cute, though. I did like that. And League of the Weapon, my top four Christmas movies. And we'll go in number five and throw Jim Carrey's Grinch. There you go. That's my top five. That's my personal top five favorite Christmas movies. Because National Lampooners, you can't go wrong with any National Lampoon's movie. And Uncle Eddie is the best. Shoulders full! Where are you going to get a leg lamp tattoo at?

Speaker: You don't like my list? Fight me. What are you saying ooh about? Well, fuck you, Jeff. You know what?

Speaker: That's just fucking Jeff commenting on my TikTok videos. So I just, I just messaged him. I said, don't comment on my TikToks. If you can't be on the, on the show, fucker on my arm. Okay. What are you ooh and about? That's a great top five for Christmas movies. Are you high right now? That's a fantastic top five. Die hard. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. And if you shit on National Lampoon's,

Speaker: Early movies. European trip. Or your vacation. Christmas. The Chevy Chase. The Chevy Chase. Not all this other bullshit that they've been doing lately. That fucking no. Fucking no. Fucking no. Nationalampoons. Fucking no. They're like the Lanes Brothers.

Speaker: You had a good thing. But then you kept going and you ruined it. I said what I said. Yeah. Diehard, National Lampoon's, Home Alone, Lethal Weapon 1, and Jim Carrey's Grinch. You want to hear me hurt some feelings again? Will Ferrell's Elf? No.

Speaker: Again, Will Ferrell, good and good in doses. That was not a good dose of Will Ferrell. Elf, not a good movie. I'll throw Bad Santa and it's number six because that fucking movie was great. Can you hear my voice? Elf is incredibly fucking stupid. I'm not the biggest Will Ferrell fan.

Speaker: Step Rose, awesome. Talladega Nights, awesome. Old school, awesome. Outside of that, he's hit and miss. He's hit and miss. Will Ferrell's hit and miss outside of those three movies. I said what I said.

Speaker: Don't conversate with him. He's in the shit house. I'm mad at him. Don't talk to him. Whoa. How's your creeper situation going?

Speaker: I'm I'm moving now. I'm moving now. I'm moving and I'm shaking. I'm a mover and a shaker Joe. That's what I do. I move around and I shake. I move in. It's like a t -shirt. It's nice, man. This t -shirt is comfy. Shit. Maybe you can have the pants but the t -shirt is fine. I'm sorry. I love the original Home Alone. Two got a little, it was still good. Home Alone 2 is still pretty good but it got a little

Speaker: After that, it was just, but the new one that they did on Disney Plus was last year. I really liked that. It was a super cute movie. Buzz was in it and it was enjoyable. It wasn't terrible. It wasn't, you know, the kids liked it. So kudos to you, Disney. Nice job.

Speaker: Currently two and four on the list. On what list? What's two and four? My number one is Die Hard. My number two is Home Alone. No, number two is National Lampoon. So you don't like National Lampoon? And number four is Lethal Weapon. You don't like Lethal Weapon? What is wrong with you, woman? You don't like National Lampoon and or Lethal Weapon? Did you even grow up in the 80s and 90s?

Speaker: Are you a Gen Z 'er in disguise? Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were still talking about the movie situation. A little slow. I told you I'm a little slow. To be fighting for number one before long. Must be a shitty Christmas.

Speaker: that that's the best thing you got going on for you. I'm creeping. I wish I could see who sees my profile. I'm too big. It's a tough life. It's a tough life being a internet star. I'm just saying.

Speaker: But what other Christmas movies are out there? I mean, I know there's a ton of fucking Christmas movies. We gotta go with the OG. Everybody loves Snoopy or Peanuts. Everybody loves the Charlie Brown Christmas. And the same thing with Halloween. Everybody loves the Charlie Brown Great Pumpkin. I don't even think we need to bring that into the discussion. It just is what it is. We leave Charlie Brown alone. Although I don't understand why Charlie Brown didn't kick that. Instead of trying to kick the football, he should have kicked that bitch in the face. I'm just saying.

Speaker: I'm not, I'm not pro -violence against women. She never had a woman, but Lucy really deserved to get kicked in the face once. I'm just saying, I think it was her name, right? Lucy. She deserved to get kicked in the face at least once by Charlie Brown. Uh, you know, you can't, you can't do like the claymation, you know, frosty, you can't,

Speaker: You can't do Rudolph. You can't do the any of those. You can't you can't include those into the list because those are just naturally they're just givens, you know. Miracle on 31st Street. I think that's I think that falls into the same category. I think it's just a given. I'm not the biggest fan of that movie, but I'm not going to shit on that movie. It's a classic. I think it's just a natural given. Same with.

Speaker: You know, the Scrooge. Oh, I love that Bill Murray Scrooge movie. That's a good movie. Scrooge with Bill Murray. That's a good movie. The fucking Hallmark does all the goofy ass Halloween or Christmas movies. There's a Christmas movie with Ryan Reynolds. When he went back to his hometown.

Speaker: I was pretty good. I can't think of the name of it right now, but that was pretty good. Trying to think about. I draw a blank on Christmas movies because Christmas is just Christmas. You know, like Halloween is my favorite holiday. Halloween is my Christmas at the end of the day. Um. But that's just the weird world I live in. Um.

Speaker: Christmas at home. What is that? Here we go. A little change of pace. Fuck the movies. Fuck the movies. Favorite Christmas songs. And not your traditional Christmas songs. Not your wish you a Merry Christmas. And not your Jingle Bells. And Feliz Navidaz. And the First Noel. And this, that, and everything else. Favorite Christmas songs. And you know what?

Speaker: I say that non -traditionally, but I love Drummer Boy. That's a fantastic song. But for me, one of my favorite Christmas songs of all time. That's such a cute song. I do like, I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. It's Christmas vacation. That was Christmas vacation.

Speaker: Talking about National Lampoon's Christmas occasion, Joe. We discussed that. Uh, one of my favorite Christmas songs, uh, non -traditionally, I guess it's kind of sort of become traditionally, but, uh, Mary, did you know? I love that fucking song. I love the shit all that got in that song. One of my favorite songs, I like a little drummer, boy. Uh, of course, the redneck in me, the hillbilly in me. I could never go wrong with Grandma Got Ran -Dover by a ranger. Run -Dover. Run -Dover. Ran -Dover. Grandma Got Ran -Dover. Run -Dover.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker: I believe Dio had a Christmas album. I think Dee Schneider had a Christmas album. And yes, I am absolutely 110 % prepared to catch hell for this. But I do and I am guilty. This is a guilty pleasure. I do love me some lamb last Christmas.

Speaker: I don't think I've ever seen or heard of that, Joe. I have to look it up. Well, I don't know if Hallelujah is a Christmas song, but I love that song. And Pentatonix does a fantastic version of Mary Did You Know as well. Pentatonix is insanely talented. I really like those guys. Is Hallelujah a Christmas song? I don't think it is. But I love that song.

Speaker: And I stand by what I said. Pentatonix, yes. Love their version. I know it's on a holiday album, but I don't think it's actually a Christmas song. But I still stand by what I say. Y 'all check out Sven Stevenson and his version of Hallelujah. It's not in English for the most part. Some of it is in English, but not all of it. But check it out. It's fucking amazing. Mike Myers did a really good job of covering that song.

Speaker: Small Town Titans. Small Town Titans probably has my favorite version of Hallelujah. Close, like it's like neck and neck between Pentatonix, Sven Stevenson, and Small Town Titans. We've moved on from that woman. Die hard as a goddamn Christmas movie. Stop hurting my feelings.

Speaker: Christmas songs, Christmas time, Christmas present. It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off the top of the Nakatoma Towers, Nakatomi Towers. I'm just saying. I'm just saying it's not officially Christmas until that happens. Stop it. Now you're just being hateful. We're talking about music right now. We're not talking about movies. We've moved up.

Speaker: Like fucking Elsa said, let it go, let it go. That's why I'm the champion, you're not. Shut up, Pops. That's why nobody likes you and you're adopted. Don't you start your shit with me, woman.

Speaker: I didn't say it wasn't on their Christmas album, but I don't think Hallelujah is a Christmas song. Oh, let me ask. Is Hallelujah a Christmas song? According to Rock Hill Herald, but it is by no means a Christmas song. In fact, it really isn't a religious song at all. It is a story of a love gone wrong with some religious imagery splattered in. Boom!

Speaker: Tap, tap, tap, is this thing on? Hello, mic drop, get outta here. That's why I'm the champ, that's why I'm the best. I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna fucking. I got a piss. So, you know what? Fuck it, I'm gonna get myself in trouble. I'm gonna get myself in trouble. Pentatonix, hallelujah.

Speaker: just because my mic's so good and it'll pick up me taking a piss.

Speaker: Great song, but not a Christmas song.

Speaker: before i get myself in trouble no like i said great song not a christmas song i thought it was a religious song so i'd been wrong in that aspect totally not even a religious song great song

Speaker: But now I know how Jim Carrey felt in Ace Ventura when he made that room full of cops look like J -Hasses. Can you feel that? Here, here. Easy sex bot. Nobody wants you around. Go back to Blockback Mountain where you belong. I'm just saying. Oh, whatever.

Speaker: Just give it to me. I was right. I was right and you was wrong. Just give it to me. No comment.

Speaker: I mean, at the end of the day, in all honesty, we was both wrong because I honestly, I always thought it was just a song, religious song. Apparently it's not. Definitely not a Christmas song. Oh, you're not going to give Jimmy home. The devil makes his difference.

Speaker: Give me my win. Just give me my win and stop. I even admitted that I was wrong. If I can admit that I was wrong, you can admit that you're wrong. I'm just saying. Anywho, back to the Christmas music topic outside of the OGs and the givings.

Speaker: Learning that Hallelujah is not a Christmas song. And we put that to bed. Wait a minute. Are you yawning at me? Are you yawning face them? Okay. Okay. Why don't you go back to talking, Jeff?

Speaker: Oh, look, Pittsburgh actually scored points. And I said it right. I didn't say Shakespeare. Anywho, I really am having a hard time. I'm drawing a blank. Oh, Hard Candy Christmas, Dolly Parton, great song.

Speaker: I know Alabama's got a couple really good Christmas songs. A Christmas bear or something like that. Joe, I gotta fuck you, Jeff, from me. I want to tell him. Goofy bastard. Can't even pop in here and say hi, can't pop in, say Merry Christmas, nothing. But he can comment on my TikTok videos.

Speaker: That's why you're my ex -wife. That's why you're my first ex. That's why I got rid of your ass. Dump your ass. Throw you out on the curb with the rest of the trash. I'm just talking shit because you hurt my feelings.

Speaker: I'm really trying to think of what other I have really any like specific like Christmas related foods I mean outside of like I don't know fruitcake I guess

Speaker: And I think I like fruitcake. I believe I've had it and I feel like I like it. Because I'm basically the same food as you have at Thanksgiving. You can have a Christmas other than like fucking ham. You might swap out the turkey for a ham. Oh well. Christmas is a seriously overrated holiday.

Speaker: It's not even anything cool that goes with it. Music's all sad. Oh, we'll walk around a Christmas tree, I guess. Oh, Jingle Bell Rock. What is it? Jingle Bell Rock, walk around a Christmas tree? I don't know. Um, fucking Kevin McAllister, Jingle Bell Rock, and all his goddamn booby traps and shit. Does anybody actually like hams?

Speaker: I don't even know what a fucking candy jam is, but I don't like games. I know it's Saturday. And I know technically on Saturdays, we're supposed to end with a wicked woman, but nobody's here. It's not your typical Saturday. And, you know,

Speaker: So I feel like I can just do whatever the hell I want. So... Oh, I did that Wednesday. I was like, why is that downloaded? I did that Wednesday. Oh, any Ohio State fans listening just in case you forget.

Speaker: 45 to 23 Michigan whoop that ass in Columbus. Let's go Blue. Because I candy little bitches. That's why. Yams are sweet potatoes and candy yams, candy yams, sorry.

Speaker: Handy yams are with marshmallows. Sounds incredibly fucking lame. I like sweet potato fries. Sweet potato fries are good. Oh, baby.

Speaker: Baby girl. Next weekend, can we go to the sandwich shop? Not to be confused with the candy shop.

Speaker: I can't ever remember the name of that god damn place. Pramanti. Pramanti. Pramanti Bros. I think I said that right. I don't know but can we go next weekend because I got a list of sandwiches I gotta eat. We started talking about food and my fat ass started thinking about food. So,

Speaker: Pee bros. Yes. Fuck yeah, it's gonna be a great weekend next weekend. Pee bros. I can't wait. Man, if y 'all ain't never been there, holy shit. Holy shit, I talked about it Wednesday night, but holy fucking shit.

Speaker: I can still taste that damn sandwich. I didn't even mind. That shit was so damn good. And it's not super expensive to be there, you know? That's as cool for as popular and shit as they are. It's not super expensive. Sorry, squirrel moment. I just started thinking about food.

Speaker: There I go. All right, ladies and gentlemen. I did say that. And that is, we gotta stick to that.

Speaker: because eventually we're going to start making special trips just so we can go. Oh, you want to see your friends? Coo, I'm going to Peabroos. We going to Peabroos. This just sounds so weird saying Peabroos. It's for Manti's, right? For Manti Bros? Pops, you probably know what I'm talking about. You're a trucker. Travel the highways and the byways and

Speaker: Been here and there and everywhere, man. You know, you know about... Am I saying all right for Manti? What's in here? Yeah, for Manti Bro brothers. For Manti brothers. I know you wouldn't. Locations.

Speaker: How do I buy a franchise? I thought you went to bed like an hour and a half ago. I know. Hey, come here, Pedro. Good night. Love you. You guys watching Polar Express still? No. What are you watching now? Have fun.

Speaker: Oh my god, look y 'all if you go to Pennsylvania and you see it from anti bros brothers, whatever Stop whatever the fuck you're doing and go Just go just go Just start right off the side of the road skirt I remember the curves hit your granny and

Speaker: Hit not your don't hit your granny but hit a granny if she's in the cross while you don't fucking matter. Just do it. Run a school bus full of special needs kids off the bridge. Do not run a school bus of special needs kids off the bus off a bridge. Do not. Pass them, make a U turn. Whatever you need to do.

Speaker: Sometimes I say things, I get past the filter that I had to realize, holy shit, there's sensitive folk that listen to this podcast and they get their panties all up in a twist and they feel some sort of way and they won't say anything because they're a bunch of chicken shits. But, you know, they won't say anything here, but they'll go other places and say the things that they need to say. Fucking pussies.

Speaker: How you doing? I appreciate you watching. Thanks for tying my stats, so that's cool. Out of Pennsylvania? Pennsylvania ain't too bad. I mean...

Speaker: I mean, outside of they only have one good sports team in Pennsylvania, and that's the penguins. I mean, all the other sports team can go to hell. They do got pretty good food in Pennsylvania. I mean, they got the Philly cheesesteak if you can tolerate the assholes in Philly to get a good Philly cheesesteak. I mean, I don't know. I mean, the Amisher in Pennsylvania.

Speaker: Most Pennsylvanians are only one step away, like one step up the evolutionary ladder away from Amish. Most. I said most. I didn't say all. You already got me. You already got me before I can clarify. Hey, I know one very good thing that came out offensively. I'm just saying the best thing ever.

Speaker: Uh -oh. Vegas sport again right before head of tag. I'm not starting my shit. Don't you start your shit. Oh my god. Fucking. I look human again. I need my beard conditioner. When you

Speaker: Probably going to have to see if I can get that ordered. Uh, probably get it by Thursday ish. I'll be here Thursday ish. Well, I'll have it Thursday ish by like nine PSA ladies, not ladies PSA gentlemen.

Speaker: I don't know if anybody's gonna make it this far into the show or who's watching at this point But a little PSA gentleman if you have a beer Take care of it Wash it boy Moisturize it if you can condition it condition it on a regular basis And most importantly most importantly

Speaker: your beard is not your entire fucking personality. And if it is, shave it off. And go back to your cave where you belong. And now I'm getting yelled at. But you can.

Speaker: It's the same thing applies if you have a big truck or a motorcycle. If you're a big truck and or your motorcycle is your personality, you're a fucking tool and you should probably be sucking a dick behind the fucking shed somewhere. Just saying. And if you have a beard and a motorcycle and or a big truck and that's your entire personality or eternal persona, again, enjoy sucking dick at the glory hole. I'm just saying.

Speaker: I don't make the rules. I'm just here to help you. Help me help you be a better person. Embrace you. Unless you're pops and you just fucking look like Sam Elliott because then that automatically makes you the coolest fucking person on the planet.

Speaker: He's not as cool as Sam Elliott. Trust me, I've grown up with him. I've known him my whole life. He's kind of a dick, but he looks like Sam Elliott. So people just automatically are like, Hey, your pops is pretty cool. No, he's not. Trust me. Just random raving right now.

Speaker: Oh, do I end the show or do I just keep ranting or even it's only uh 9 30 so kind of early You you do know that I have a loaded gun in my house And I shoot first and

Speaker: Yes, the kids do love you and Joe. That is for sure. Well, that's because you buy them shit. Stop buying them shit and see how much I love you. Actually, you know, that's not even true because I buy them shit all the time. I empty my banking out for somebody to have fun in Florida and don't even get so much of it as so much of a fucking thank you. You didn't even buy me anything. Got everybody else something. Didn't even buy me anything.

Speaker: I mean, I don't know, Joe, when you started it, but I know that's always been a thing since I was little. So I don't know if it was like when, because I mean, you've known me way longer than I have, but it's always been a thing since when I was little. So I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm just saying, before I knew you.

Speaker: Yeah, not even so much as a thank you. What a kick in the dick. I'm not even gonna go on that rant. I'm not even gonna go on that rant at all. Pops and Joe, if I was ever an unappreciative dick -headed kid, I'm gonna go ahead and apologize right now.

Speaker: And I think anybody who's listening to this, you should ask your parents if you're an unappreciative dickhead when you were a kid. And if you were, you should apologize profusely because if you're not a parent and you're listening to this when you become a parent, that's a kick in the fucking dick. It really is. When you go, I mean, I would do it regardless. I don't expect thank yous or anything like that. That's not the point. It's just kind of shitty.

Speaker: Especially when there's another parent involved that gets a lot fucking a lot of fucking praise for nothing When you were littlest I ain't never been littlest I ain't never been little that's for sure But yeah

Speaker: Anybody who's out there, listen to this. Go ahead and just text your parents right now and say, hey, thank you for everything. And apologize for being an asshole.

Speaker: Just saying. I don't know. Kids are assholes. You just don't get it. Kids are assholes. That means we're all assholes because we were all kids wins. Whoa.

Speaker: was the night before NBA Christmas and here's everything you need to know about oh shit are the Cavs playing on Christmas tomorrow because the Browns already lost today and maybe I can watch basketball tomorrow and the Cavs will be playing now the Cavs aren't playing tomorrow I don't even know what the Cavs are doing this year to be honest with you

Speaker: Hey, holy shit, the Cavs are in the second place. Look at you go. Look at you some bitches go. All right now They're gonna be lost yesterday That's what's up, I need some new Cavs gear

Speaker: Wow, you must have been a real fucking prick when you were growing up pops If Jackie was your punishment I'm just saying sorry Joe I Was pretty damn good kid, I'm just saying So to be the best kid

Speaker: Best kid, best son, best looking. Just all around best. I'm just saying. Anywho. Backs is facts, Joe. Backs is facts. Can't argue facts.

Speaker: baby girl oh so what was i doing yeah about 15 minutes ago all right in this show i don't wanna play i don't wanna

Speaker: start starting to get deep. They're facts, Bob says. It's a true story. I only speak in truth. I don't lie. I don't bend the truth. I don't exaggerate the truth. The truth is the truth when I speak it. I'm just saying. But

Speaker: I had a song picked out and I lost it.

Speaker: All right. We appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out right now. I'm literally just like shooting the shit with my parents and my girlfriend. So nobody wants to listen to that. We do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. We're not going to end the show like we typically do with Wicked Woman. We are still going to end the show with Blacktop Mojo.

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Speaker: You know what? Fuck it. We're going to end it with hunger strike. Blacktop mojo featuring small town Titans. Appreciate y 'all listening. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. Sorry for the last hour and a half. I was by myself. It is what it is. What are you going to do? Show must go on ladies and gentlemen. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Join us live Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday, 6 PM on YouTube and Twitch. And if you can't join us live,

Speaker: Don't worry. Don't worry, baby birds. We're going to feed you because you can listen to us anytime, anyplace on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts at Google Play, Apple Podcasts, Spreaker, Good Pods, wherever we're there. So go give us a follow, give us a like, give us a share, all at nonsensical nonsense.

Speaker: We will see you Monday, Monday, Monday. Same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. Bye Pops, bye Joe. Mama Joe in the building, Pops in the building.

Speaker: Nicky in the building and everybody else in the chatters box. We appreciate y 'all hanging out golf. Hawk you demand maestro. Love you, brother. Chris technician with his dinner report. Oh, I know I'm missing some names and I apologize. Chatters box. Stevie Wonder popping in with the house. You doing everybody else in the chatters box. We appreciate y 'all hanging out tonight. Much love.

Speaker: Say goodnight Gracie. Jane, you filthy whore. Jane, you dirty whore. I think that's what Chevy used to say. Bye baby girl. Blacktop Mojo, preacher of small town Titans with hunger strike. Merry Christmas.

Speaker: I don't mind stealing bread from the miles a decade ends

Speaker: But I can't fit on the powerless when my cup's already overfilled Yeah But it's on the table, the fire's cooking And the firemen babies, the slaves are all working

Speaker: Blood is on the table, the miles are all choking And I'm going hungry

Speaker: Blood is on the table and fire is cooking And the farming babies, the slaves are all working Blood is on the table and fire is cooking

Speaker: Yeah, little blacktop mojo for you ladies and gentlemen, holy crap I'm getting a little sleepy My eyes Anywho appreciate y 'all. Listen, we appreciate y 'all hanging out Make sure you go and enjoy this Monday night for a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense the Christmas hangover show if you will

Speaker: You're not already. You know the drill. Follow us on all them social medias at nonsensical nonsense. We'll see you Monday. Same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. I got to go through all these. So bear with me. Hang out. It's going to take me a minute. So go ahead and get comfy. Cause nobody's here. So I got to go. I got to, I got to do it myself.

Speaker: uh as as the big dog aka home school mike would tell you peace out my man as much as he pisses me off in a year takes your shit out of me the one and only mmm yeah he'd say deuces and then go eat 75 quarter pounders because he's a fat ass and you know let's make that

Speaker: My brother, from another mother, the one and only, you'll never find another one like this son of a bitch, smoke. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Connor, well, we don't really know what Connor says to be honest with you, but Connor's Connor, that's where we're just gonna leave it at that. Brian would say some silly shit about Game of Thrones and smoking his meat, I don't know.

Speaker: and then my dude, my guy, say what you will. About me, say what you will about him, say what you will about our friendship. But one Mr. Tony D, might check. God damn it. He let you sons of bitches know, mother had you, mother made you, mother fuck you.

Speaker: God, I love them. That's my crew. That is my crew. That's my cast of characters. Them's my boys. And last but not least, yours truly, in the words of the great one, of the champ, the goat. You can just call me the Glitch. I'll let you know. Be good. I'll be good at it.

Speaker: Goodbye motherfuckers. Now we say