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“Pro American Citizen Lives Matter”
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- What if Donald Trump or Joe Biden were assassinated?
- Amateur campus protestors, remembering The Vaccine Hoax, illegal aliens: known for their swimming!
- An intelligence-insulting pronoun extravaganza!
- The Donald Trump/Stormy Daniels & Joe Biden/Ashley Biden fiascos.
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Transcript
Honoring Fallen Heroes
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The Honor and Remember Flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made by our fallen heroes and their families.
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The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country, and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag too.
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Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.
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Together, we remember them all.
Introducing 'Amateur Nation' Book
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There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15 plus years.
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A sense of entitlement.
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A constant need for attention.
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Ironically, coupled with the need to be left alone.
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A desire to be treated the same as everyone else.
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Stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly.
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Introducing the book, Amateur Nation.
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The Decline of Common Sense Manners and Social Skills.
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The Second Edition.
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Inside, you'll read...
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The Amateur Mission Statement.
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The 30 Truths About Amateurs.
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The Four Stages of Being an Amateur.
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Amateur Habitats and History.
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Social Media Plus Me, Me, Me Equals Amateur.
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Technology and Amateur Behavior.
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With dozens of real funny photos, weird signs, and laugh-out-loud real-life accounts and actual conversations vividly showing how us pros are surrounded by Amateur Nation every day.
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Download the expanded second edition of the e-book, Amateur Nation, The Decline of Common Sense Manners and Social Skills.
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The second expanded edition, available now.
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Be a pro.
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Go to Amazon.
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Type Amateur Nation.
Podcast Highlights: Episode 279
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Okay, let's all shut up, please.
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Warning.
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The podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people.
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It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self-entitled, unintelligent, self-centered idiots.
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Attention whores, ignoramuses, dolts, clods, nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive crybabies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us.
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In one word, amateurs.
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Amateurs.
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It's Amateur Nation with Lou Santini.
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On this show, we call attention to and call out the amateurs.
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The people who are doing life wrong.
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The speed bumps of life.
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The people that are in your way every day.
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The unintelligent, obnoxious, attention-whoring, self-entitled drama queen victim types who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self-awareness, common sense, manners, or social skills and are disturbing the flow of the pros.
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Hi, Mom.
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Oh, hey, Lou.
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Amateur Nation.
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It's not just a podcast.
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It's a movement.
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And this is episode 279, Pro-American Citizen Lives Matter.
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On today's episode, amateur campus protesters remembering the vaccine hoax, illegal aliens known for their swimming, an intelligence-insulting pronoun extravaganza, and the Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels, and Joe Biden, Ashley Biden fiascos.
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Then we kick amateurs when they're down during the a la carte segment, and we close the show with three things done right on three pro things.
Shoutouts to Pro Nation Members
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Shouts out to Pro Nation first.
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Shouts out to Danny Williams, Matt Blacker, and Lynn Grimm on Facebook.
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Y on SoundCloud, Jason Alamond, Jason Novicki, War Vets wife Jessica, Bailey Cosden, Cognitive Collective, Patriot for Truth Reloaded, Seth Bird, and Ismael Torres on Instagram.
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Your pro post of the week by the very first ever director general of the World Health Organization, Brock Chisholm, courtesy of the alert pros at Treasure Map to the Truth on Instagram.
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They said the next time someone calls you a conspiracy theorist and one of those anti-globalists nuts, toss this back at them.
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Here's the quote.
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To achieve world government, it is necessary to remove from the minds of men their individualism, loyalty to family traditions, national patriotism, and religious dogmas.
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Oh, you mean communism.
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Why not a bonus quote since this one is dead on connected to the one you just heard, this quote by James Lindsay.
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The four communist activities, infiltrate, agitate, desecrate, confiscate.
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The three communist targets, family, religion, property.
Debate Terms and Speculations
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Looks like President Coloring Book will have to hit the meth and or coke at least two more times as he has agreed to debate Donald Trump.
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First one coming up on June 27th and again on September 10th.
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Funny how there's no third debate as is customary.
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Funny how Biden's tough guy responds to something that should be a given when you're supposedly the president that's doing a great job and is supposedly beloved by his constituents.
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Funny how Biden said that Trump hasn't shown up for a debate.
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He even told Trump to make my day.
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Talk about delusion.
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Charlie Kirk said that Joe Biden's whole strategy lately seems to be just take whatever Trump said or did, say it slowly on a prompter, and then pretend like Trump never said or did that.
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He also pointed out the cowardly terms Biden set.
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Let's go back to the part where the president is setting the terms.
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For a debate.
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But here are his cowardly terms.
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No live audience.
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It must be held at CNN, ABC, CBS, or Telemundo.
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Mics are cut off when time is up.
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Ask for two, not the typical three debates.
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Why now all of a sudden, Joe, plan on an assassination attempt on Trump?
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This way, it's not in front of a live audience that you requested and you can control the witnesses.
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And if you think I'm being ridiculous, you've been in denial and or a coma since 2020.
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Now, let's play this out.
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Just in case.
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Let's just say Donald Trump is assassinated.
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And of course, we'll have the knee jerk, good, I'm glad, from the scummiest of amateur nation.
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Pro nation would expect nothing less.
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You would now live in the United States.
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You would now live in a country that assassinates not a sitting president like JFK, as abhorrent as that was, but a potential competitor, a potential competitor, a possible candidate.
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You'll be glad that Trump was murdered.
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You endorse the murder of a person who has literally done nothing illegal.
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Being murdered when running for the highest office in the United States, possibly the world, you'd feel safe.
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You wouldn't have a sense of uneasiness.
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Conversely, what if Joe Biden was assassinated?
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Amateur nation would claim it was done by Republicans, MAGA whining, toxic masculinity.
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You'd scream about gun laws, fascism, without any talk about the threat to democracy, the Republic of the United States, capitalism, freedoms, etc.
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You are that short-sighted.
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You don't see the financial, political, and societal problems and changes that would occur overnight if either candidate were assassinated.
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And don't think for one second that the Communist Party wouldn't assassinate an old, feeble, sloppy man.
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And I mean sloppy as in not covering his tracks with Hunter Biden, his handling of the classified documents, the Ukraine bribery, blackmail scandal, and Ashley Biden's molestation accusations.
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You don't think the Democrats wouldn't have this pathetic old man pawn assassinated to make him a martyr to the party?
Criticism of Administration Priorities
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Here's what's happening in Amateur Nation.
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As we go a little something like this.
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Hit it.
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Step one.
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Topic number one.
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Topic number one.
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Amateur Nation, the Democrat, rather the Communist Party, is anti-American.
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But you knew that.
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An amateur nation, American lives don't matter.
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Only immigrants, criminals, non-taxpaying squatters, terrorists, and all the other non-law-abiding citizens are this administration's priority.
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Let's look at just a few of the ways that President Coloring Book's commie administration has disdain and disregard for law-abiding, taxpaying, especially the middle class, citizens.
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Facts, proof, and common sense time.
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That sound you hear is amateurs running away.
College Protests and Activism
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Well, it looks like the tolerant left, a.k.a.
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Amateur Nation, has shown their true anti-Semitic colors.
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Not much of a track record.
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Let's recap their recent history.
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When a lifetime criminal was used in a PSYOP and died, the tolerant left, Amateur Nation, joined BLM in rioting and destroying America's cities, and even a police station was burned to the ground in Minnesota.
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And the current administration did nothing.
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Then it was the poor, impoverished people of Ukraine.
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Anyone catching the sad videos of the hot, busty Ukraine woman's TikTok videos where she says Ukrainians have an app that alerts them to air raid sirens?
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So that way, when you're at the club and if the music is too loud, you know another influx of blackmail money, I mean bombs, are coming.
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Facebook profile pic change imminent.
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I remember the same week that Ukraine popped up into the news.
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Comedians and amateur nation jumped into action and put on comedy shows raising money for the people of Ukraine.
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I bet when Zelensky got that 138 bucks, he laughed his ass off and snorted lines of coke off Sean Penn's ass with the rolled up donated bills.
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Then Ukraine got just about all of America's remaining money.
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And the Soros Gates Obama fans are now on to destroying America's college campuses.
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They have barriers, intensities, and violent protests.
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Plus they have bullhorns.
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Listen to this pathetic excuse for a rebel at Princeton University.
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This is absolutely unfair.
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Oh, so you do know about life.
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My peers and I, we are starving.
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You know who also was starving?
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The Jews and the Holocaust, except they were actually persecuted and actually starving.
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We are physically exhausted.
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I am quite literally shaking right now, as you can see.
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We are both cold and hot at the same time.
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Cold and hot at the same time?
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Is that like being gay and straight at the same time?
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Or a man and a woman at the same time?
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Oh my God, you can identify as bi-temperature.
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No, no, no, wait.
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Temperature fluid.
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We are all immunocompromised.
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I would not spend my birthday doing anything other than being here and standing in solidarity with you all and standing in solidarity with our siblings.
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She had to mention that she was sacrificing her birthday to be there, didn't she?
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That little virtue signaling amateur.
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And innocent people in Gaza.
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No innocent people at that music festival last October, were there?
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Frey Palestine.
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Sure, they spelled Palestine with an A instead of an E when spraying graffiti.
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No one said they were good colleges.
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Besides, they probably misspelled Palestine because the emotions that the college kids were told to have by the mainstream media are running hot.
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Those are just people sent here to monitor your thoughts and opinions, to learn how you think.
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You know, get inside your head.
Student Debt and Financial Implications
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Go Gaza!
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Oh wait, I mean, go Hamas!
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Wait, is Hamas a place or a person?
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Death to Israel!
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Is that right?
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We hate Israel now?
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Is that what Commander George Soros is telling us to hate?
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Meanwhile, amateurs ignore the corruption in the White House, immigrant crime, children being brainwashed about sexuality, Hunter Biden's laptop, Ashley Biden's diary.
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Something else to consider.
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Here's Bill Maher with this financial head-scratcher when it comes to the college protests and student debt forgiveness combo.
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will cost to combine 870 billion to 1.4 trillion.
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That's a lot of debt forgiveness.
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Okay, so colleges constantly raise tuition.
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Then the kids take out more loans.
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Then the government comes by and pays those loans.
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Okay, so my tax dollars are supporting this Jew-hating?
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I don't think so.
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For the people who just put that little black box up on Facebook a few years ago thinking, I'm woke, and then wore their masks and posted their little diatribes about how non-mask wearers hate other humans, and those who wouldn't just inject an untested gene experiment into their bodies because someone offered a free donut or burger and fries...
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Remember this intelligence insulting marketing run?
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Cue disgraced commie mayor Bill de Blasio's open mouth eating during a press conference clip and I challenge any amateurs who might be listening to not feel stupid, embarrassed, and worried about their health after being talked into taking a drug.
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It's from the government, so it's okay with a fucking burger and fries pitch.
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Here we go.
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Did you say free fries when you get vaccinated?
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Um, I got vaccinated.
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You're saying I could get this?
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It's delicious rice.
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Right, Matt?
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But there's also a burger element to this.
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If this is appealing to you, just think of this when you think of vaccination.
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Mmm.
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I'm not quite sure how something that's just a little tiny prick can be so powerful.
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So America has student loan forgiveness, free health care for illegal aliens, free education for illegal aliens, free food and a monthly debit card for robbing around money.
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And how about a $25,000 forgivable loan for non-white people in Vermont?
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Play the house bribe clip, please.
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Trust is expanding a program to help BIPOC Vermonters become homeowners.
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It's called the Homeownership Down Payment Program, which provides a $25,000 forgivable loan to buyers who are Black, Indigenous, or people of color who are buying a permanently affordable home through the Champlain Housing Trust or its partner agencies across the state.
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Homeowner Marnie Avila says without this program, she would never have bought a home.
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My house in the US is like super stressful and also very challenging and financially it was just impossible for us.
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So they did provide a lot of financial support.
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They definitely knew that we wanted to stay every month and we wanted to move to Rowlington.
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So this is our American dream.
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Don't wait.
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Act now.
San Francisco's Controversial Spending
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The first 40 drains on society can take advantage.
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Meanwhile, the commies who run San Francisco are under fire for spending around $5 million a year on vodka and beer for the homeless alcoholics.
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As always, in their disdain for any American citizens, they spin this destructive action by saying, oh, it cuts down on calls to police and hospital stays and has the added benefit of preventing potentially life-threatening effect of alcohol withdrawal.
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It's like they're doctors.
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Man, Amateur Nation really cares.
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I'm sensing a little sarcasm.
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$5 million to keep homeless people numb.
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You can spin it however you want, Amateur Nation.
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You know this is just wrong, logically, ethically, and morally in every direction.
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It's a disservice to the real homeless with addiction issues and a slap in the face to California and San Francisco taxpayers.
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That is not...
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A government that cares.
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Here's the easiest litmus test ever when you see crap like this.
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Ask, if Trump did this or okayed this, how insane would amateur nation and or mainstream media get?
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If Trump gave $5 million a year to homeless alcoholics,
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You're telling me they wouldn't throw a fit and complain about how it's not going to some minority or abortion clinics or climate change crap?
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Are you shitting me?
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Speaking of helping the people who can't help themselves, minorities.
Diversity in Healthcare Debate
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Can't get a voter ID together.
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Never heard of the word computer.
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It's amazing minorities are even alive, what with all the stupidity and incompetence.
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Government to the rescue.
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Here's Bernie Sanders who discovered another health crisis.
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That is, too many white doctors in America.
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Ready for no facts or proof?
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Take it away, commie.
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when black, Latino, and Native American patients have access to black, Latino, and Native American doctors, their health outcomes substantially improve.
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They're more likely to receive preventative services.
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They're more satisfied with their care, and they're more likely to live longer and happier lives.
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Am I the only one who realizes that this story isn't news?
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I demand to see the survey and or study from which this non-information comes.
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This looks like a job for DEI.
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As Nashville Tea Party defined it, DEI, or how to fix a flat tire by letting air out of the other three.
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I say DEI stands for divisive, erosive, insulting.
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There are a couple bright spots.
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The Board of Trustees at the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill have voted to abolish DEI funding and are diverting money to public safety and campus law enforcement.
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What a concept.
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If there's one hotbed issue that affects all Americans, it's the lack of lifeguards in the USA.
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How many times have you said this whole pool party was ruined because of this damn lifeguard shortage?
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Wait a minute.
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We have a little bit of illegal alien invasion crisis.
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Just a touch.
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Aha!
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New York Mayor Eric, I don't want to sell my soul anymore, Adams, has come up with a twofer that fixes both issues.
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How do we have a large body of people that are in our city and country that are excellent swimmers, and at the same time we need lifeguards?
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And the only obstacle is that we won't give them the right to work, to become a lifeguard.
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When will lifeguard oppression end?
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Too bad we didn't have one station at the Obama compound when Barack's lover, I mean chef, drowned in his private lake.
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Your language is offensive.
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Yeah, because I'm right.
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And now this.
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And now for step two.
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Topic number two.
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Let me introduce this next topic with something that is just too delicious to sit on.
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You remember, Dylan.
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Sometimes I...
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imagine what it would be like to be a woman.
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Mulvaney, right?
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He moved to Peru to feel safe.
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Well, Peru just passed a bill classifying trans people as mentally ill.
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Yesterday was Pansexual and Panromantic Awareness Day.
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How do I know panromantic isn't a thing?
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A little squiggly red line appeared below it when I typed it for this episode since Apple doesn't recognize it as a word.
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Don't you feel special and celebrated, amateur nation?
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Aren't your lives better and improved?
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Don't you feel more included since the world stopped and a whole day was named to commemorate your needy specialness?
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Did you ever think you'd see the day when the word pronoun would make you crazy?
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Not to mention the irony of being made crazy by a word that shows how crazy someone who insists upon their special made-up pronouns actually is.
Rise of Neopronouns
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I make fun of pronouners all the time on this show.
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And here is a news anchor who's had just about enough too.
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She's going to play a montage of an amateur who combines all the pretty made up words into one pronoun use lesson.
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It makes me happier than when new pronouns drop, new ways to mangle the English language and be clown yourself.
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So strap yourselves in for this pronoun extravaganza.
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I can guarantee even your non-binary greenhead cousin from Seattle
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hasn't heard some of these.
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So this is a video for neopronoun users to do it.
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Or if you're considering neopronouns for yourself, maybe even try a blind react.
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However, safety first, before you do either of those things, make sure you're in a mental state where if you do get misgendered, you will be okay.
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Okay, if you need to prepare yourself and enact safety first when hearing a pronoun, you already died or will soon.
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That you prepare for.
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All right, are you ready?
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Let's get started.
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Do you see this person next to me?
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E is my friend.
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Sup, E?
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C has had to put up with a lot to get to where Purr is today.
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Well, yeah, Z spelled with an X isn't even in the same league as Purr.
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I just want to let Glit know that Thon is valid.
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Look, if Glit doesn't know about Thon's validity, Z purr can kiss my ass.
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That Ver pronouns are valid and that Sarah identity is valid.
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Ver and Cyr are such drama queens.
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I wish Void all the best.
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Well of course I wish Void all the best.
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Void is a good man, woman, person.
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And look forward to maybe even seeing some of their lovely content someday.
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Well yeah, Xur, spelled X-Y-R, is known for their great content.
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What a compliment to someone.
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Please, treat them with respect, and I'm sure A will respect you too.
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I admit, I never really trusted Vern and A. Call me crazy.
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So how did that feel?
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Are there any neo-pronouns that stuck out to you that you might want to use for yourself?
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Good luck on your pronoun journey.
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How did that feel?
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I don't know.
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I feel like I lost 20 IQ points.
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That's how I feel.
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I got to tell you, my autocorrect was going nuts when I wrote out this topic.
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By the way, Idaho is the first state in the U.S. banning schools from people insisting on being called their preferred, i.e.
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made up fictional, non-grammatically correct words, pronouns.
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Be sure to share this show and comment, leave a review, and or subscribe.
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You can find all my social media links and email directly at my website, lousantini.com.
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Thursdays, you get a trailer with all the upcoming week's topics of discussion on Sneak Peek Thursday.
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And I post short clips throughout the week so you get a taste of what's coming.
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A la carte and three pro things on the way, of course.
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But first, the Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels, Joe Biden, Ashley Biden fiascos on topic number three next.
Promoting Comedy Special
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Recess.
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Hi, pros.
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Lou Santini here, host of Amateur Nation.
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My Drybar Comedy Special, Amateur Nation, is now available.
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Ashley Biden's Diary Allegations
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You know, this whole humor fad is pretty much on the way out.
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All right, now step three.
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Topic number three.
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Hit me!
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Did you hear?
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Ashley Biden's diary has been confirmed to be real.
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So that means her father, the president, molested her and took inappropriate showers with her.
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But you stick with that Stormy Daniels story and make sure you justify a grown man having sexual contact with his daughter as being the same as a grown man having sex with a grown woman who's a porn star and is now found to have lied about the encounter.
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as alert pro Shane Zettelmeyer posted on Instagram.
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So Trumpers is the derogatory name the left has chosen for Trump supporters.
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I think Bidophiles is appropriate for Biden fans.
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Here's that pesky proof and facts that amateur nation hates regarding porn supporting actress Stormy.
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What are you, a pro?
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No, I'm an amateur.
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Daniels never was sexually assaulted by Donald Trump.
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Here's comedian Bill Maher doing a recap and a flashback.
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And don't forget, there's copies of her signed affidavit stating that Trump never paid her hush money.
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And first I asked her why she had sex with Trump.
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Listen to that.
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And then listen to what she says after that.
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And then we're going to talk about the trial because it's quite invariant of what she said to me in 2018.
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Why did you f*** Donald Trump?
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Sure you do, Stormy.
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You know exactly why you fuck Donald Trump.
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The same reason you fuck random strangers for a living.
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Money and attention.
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So I'm going to stop you right there.
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By the nature of this question and its abruptness, which I respect when it's justified, implies what were you thinking?
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As if the idea of having sex with Donald Trump is just deplorable.
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You know, like fucking a used up, never famous until she had sex with Trump to begin with skanky porn star.
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Of the two, which is more gross?
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What, because she's a woman?
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A semi-attractive woman?
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We could agree that Trump isn't a model.
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Now, please name the presidents who were...
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And Trump couldn't be that bad.
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Not a bad track record of good-looking ex-wives and current wife, huh?
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What happened to not judging people on their looks?
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Oh, it's Trump's personality.
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What happened to women gravitating towards men of power?
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Which is it, ladies?
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Are you strong?
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Or are you stupid?
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Are you empowered?
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Or are you a victim?
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Oh, it depends on your needs.
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Do you need sympathy?
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A raise?
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More followers?
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I know the crap out of women.
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Let's try this.
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You're a regular Joe.
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You go to Vegas.
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You see Stormy Daniel stripping at some C-list strip club.
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You have drinks and Stormy, re-evaluating her pathetic attempt at attention, has a few drinks also.
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You tip her well.
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You wind up sleeping together.
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Either she gets pregnant or you get an STD.
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I guess your friends and family could ask you.
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why did you fuck Stormy Daniels?
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Like, what were you thinking?
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So enough with, of the two, Stormy is the good person.
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I ain't buying it.
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Trump may have had a lapse in judgment, none of which was illegal or immoral, and it also makes him human, but she's an opportunistic, literal whore.
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Okay, play the rest of the clip.
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Okay, but you say it's not a Me Too case.
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It is not a Me Too case.
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I mean, I wasn't assaulted.
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I wasn't attacked or raped or coerced or blackmailed.
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They tried to shove me in the Me Too box to further their own agenda.
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And first of all, I didn't want any part of that because it's not the truth and I'm not a victim in that regard.
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That's not what she's saying now.
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She's talking about he was bigger and blocking the way.
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It's all the Me Too buzzwords.
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She said there was a power imbalance of power for sure.
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My hands were shaking so hard.
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She said she blacked out.
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Blacked out?
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She's a porn star.
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I don't think sex... That doesn't mean she's been subjected to the likes of Donald Trump.
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Look at the little man making a funny.
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He doesn't even understand his own joke as if he's every woman's fantasy.
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He's not wrong.
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Sidebar, Stormy Daniels' husband says there's a good chance they'll leave the country if Trump is acquitted.
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Ooh, a good chance?
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Such commitment, such fortitude, such bullshit.
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And do we really care if Stormy Daniels and her husband stay in America?
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Notice it's the people who are morally and emotionally suspect who always threaten to leave the country if Donald Trump is elected or shows any sign of power.
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Why would someone who doesn't know someone, personally, threaten to leave the entire country if they've done nothing wrong?
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Many in the Hollywood and entertainment elite keep threatening to leave the country, but yet they never do.
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But if they do, then you know they did something bad.
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What, you think they'll leave the country and then move back once Trump's term is complete?
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As always, it's cowardly lip service from Amateur Nation.
Ozempic's Side Effects
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A few more kicks to the nuts at amateurs.
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This is a la carte.
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Here we go.
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Are you a woman, you know... You mean a biological woman.
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Are you trying to lose weight with Ozempic?
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Watch out for a pesky side effect.
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A baby!
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Oh, oh shit, I'm pregnant!
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Lose weight!
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Get more fertile, get knocked up, and gain it all back.
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Big Pharma.
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We cure about 11% of what ails ya.
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Sometimes.
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This week in climate change hoax news.
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Climate change hypocrite yacht owning commie parental pawn Greta Thunberg.
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How dare you?
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Was arrested at an anti-Israel protest in Sweden.
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Now, do you see the side you've aligned yourselves with, amateur nation?
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Oh, you see it.
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You just continue to choose to ignore it.
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People are suffering.
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People are dying.
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Yeah, they're called Jews, amateur.
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By the way, China has built 149 coal-burning power plants that we know of.
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I look forward to all the American college students flying to China to protest with their queer Hamas brethren.
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I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just weird.
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Sarcastic, almost always.
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I guess I better watch my step because pseudo-Democrat but actual commie RFK, my kingdom for a lozenge junior, said he wishes there was a law that would put climate change deniers in jail.
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That's who you vote for, the candidate who wants to jail you for your thoughts and opinions.
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Thoughts and opinions based on the fact that climate change has been an unproven hoax for almost 50 years now.
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Glad you went with a 20-year losing investment that is an EV?
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Well, President Coloring Book's $7.5 billion investment in EV charging stations has produced seven conveniently located stations near you nationwide in just two years.
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I've done some dumb things, and I'll do dumb things again.
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Another major restaurant chain is going away.
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Red Lobster filed for bankruptcy.
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Turns out the Wall Street Journal said an all-you-can-eat shrimp deal that executives hoped would turn the chain around contributed to millions of dollars in losses.
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Imagine a country that pays up to seven and a half dollars for eggs in some places would take advantage of eating as much shrimp as they could stuff into their broke mouths.
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Might taste like garbage, but it sure fills you up.
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Speaking of cheap, horrible food, McDonald's is going to launch a $5 meal to get customers back.
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And just think, after the overhead costs, packaging, and a $20 an hour employee wage, they still make a profit.
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It must be top quality nutritious grub.
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Wait, was that sarcasm?
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Argentine President Javier Malay is on a roll.
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He's been in office for five months and inflation is down from 300% to 11% with their first budget surplus since 2008.
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That must not be real capitalism and democracy.
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Like how we're doing in America isn't real communism.
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Another Boeing 767 cargo plane crashed during landing in Turkey after its landing gear failed.
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Boeing.
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You're going to kill a whole lot of people, aren't you?
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That's their motto.
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Time now for three things that are done right.
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This is three pro things.
Comparing Biden's Policies
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Number one.
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Biden, president coloring book on three pro things.
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Here's audio pre-dementia, by the way, make no mistake, still a commie even back then.
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35 years ago when Biden responded to a speech by then-president George Bush.
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As chicks on the right on Instagram said, Republicans should just play this and let Joe Biden respond to Biden's State of the Union address.
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Play the Biden fantasy clip, please.
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Joe Biden, me, I would settle for a world in which I could worry about the same kinds of things that my parents worried about.
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In which I only had to worry about the grades my children got in school rather than the drugs they're being exposed to.
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In which I only had to worry about the prices my wife had to pay at the supermarket instead of fearing that she might get mugged by a junkie in the parking lot as she loads her groceries into the car.
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in which tonight I could call my mom just to wish her pleasant dreams, not for the purpose of making sure she's safe in her own home.
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That's the kind of world I want.
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That's the kind of world you deserve.
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In a nutshell, the president's plan doesn't include enough police officers to catch the violent thugs, not enough prosecutors to convict them, not enough judges to sentence them, and not enough prison cells to put them away for a long time.
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We disagree with the president's decision to cut back on our previous commitment to protect against drugs coming across the border, to cut the Customs Service, the Coast Guard, and the Border Patrol.
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We think we should do more to stem the flow of drugs across our borders, and we think we should go one step further.
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Let's go after the drug lords where they live, with an international strike force.
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There must be no safe haven for these narco-terrorists.
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Number two.
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Lenny boy is an account I stumbled upon on Instagram and here he is spilling it out regarding the untested gene experiment in light of AstraZeneca pulling the COVID vaccine off the global market.
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While a quick clip of Bill, my hair covers my horns gates.
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tens of billions of dollars by selling a product for three years that doesn't work and that causes blood clots and death and then just pulling the plug with no liability well that's the story of astrazeneca because in case you didn't know we can't sue vaccine manufacturers since ronald reagan passed the childhood vaccine injury act in 1986 but never mind astrazeneca
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Pfizer and Moderna are still on the market.
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Even after millions of people reported serious side effects, including people that were promoting their vaccine.
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Meanwhile, this guy just told us that mRNA has self-replicating nanobots.
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What are the long-term consequences of that?
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You know, we just need to mess around.
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There's a lot of lipid nanoparticles and some are very self-assembly.
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Why did we get censored and called crazy for saying that four years ago?
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I think it's time to amend the Injury Act of 86 and demand some real accountability for all the people that suffered or died from this experimental technology.
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In a hopefully unrelated note, breast cancer for American women under 45 over the last five years.
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Here we go.
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2019, 26,660 cases.
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2020, 26,500 cases.
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2021, 26,510.
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2022, 47,000.
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2023, almost 300,000 breast cancer cases for American women under 45.
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Number three.
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This pro thing has it all.
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Common sense and is delivered not only by a comedian, but by one of the most famous comedians of all time, Jerry Seinfeld.
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Here he is giving the commencement speech at Duke University talking about the most important thing in life.
Seinfeld's Commencement Speech
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Amateurs, you'll want to stop rocking back and forth in your safe space to hear this.
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Hello, Jerry.
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The slightly uncomfortable feeling of awkward humor is okay.
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It's not something you need to fix.
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I totally admire the ambitions of your generation to create a more just and inclusive society.
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I think it is also wonderful that you care so much about not hurting other people's feelings in the million and one ways we all do that every second of every day.
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It's lovely to want to fix those things.
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But, all caps, but.
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What I need to tell you as a comedian, do not lose your sense of humor.
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You can have no idea at this point in your life how much you are going to need it to get through.
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Not enough of life makes sense for you to be able to survive it without humor.
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And I know all of you here are going to use all of your brains and muscle and soul to improve the world, and I know you're going to do a bang-up job.
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And when you're done, as I am now,
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I bet the world, because of you, will be a much better place.
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But it will still not make a whole hell of a lot of sense.
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It'll be a better, different, but still pretty insane mess.
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And it is worth the sacrifice of an occasional discomfort to have some laughs.
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Don't lose that.
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Even if it's at the cost of occasional hard feelings, it's okay.
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You've got to laugh.
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That is the one thing at the end of your life you will not wish you did less of.
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Humor is the most powerful, most survival, essential quality you will ever have or need to navigate through the human experience.
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Go to Lusantini.com and you'll find all my social media links on Instagram, Truth Social, Facebook, and YouTube.
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I love hearing from my listeners.
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Email me directly from my website.
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Make your voice and your votes heard.
00:38:32
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Do not stay silent, fellow pros.
00:38:35
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2024 is the year of the great resist.
00:38:38
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Don't tolerate amateurs and their America last agenda because Amateur Nation is not just a podcast.
00:38:43
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It's a movement.
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Remember, amateurs, we see you.
00:38:47
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You're not at home.
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Don't do life wrong.
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Go pro.
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Don't be an amateur.
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