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Speaker: What's going on, everybody? This is Jeff. Filming for Chris as the host today. We got Sire in the house. We got the other Glick. We have Nick in the house. Check us out on Spotify. Check us out on all. We are live on Facebook. We are live on...
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Speaker: Yeah, I'm good. Chris is uh this is uh busy. He's out of town. So, I've uh unfortunate over those two dudes. Random Rick, what's up, sir? I know it. I know it. I got something for you guys. Oh, oh, oh. for our normal our normal uh
Speaker: since you guys aren't normally on the show. We're gonna do a little bit different. And I got real fun facts for you guys today. But we're gonna get to that a little bit later because I actually just watched the movie Weird. The Weird Alle -Yeh story. Weird. Yeah, it literally just came out a couple of days ago. Okay. Actually, yes it did. And I, or the night before.
Speaker: and I watched it and it was actually pretty decent. The description says that it's unexaggerated, but it's weird at all, so it's the most exaggerated movie you've ever seen. It's going to give you a red clip in it as well. That's crazy.
Speaker: that in itself i mean harry potter is weird ollie yankovic but he does it so well and uh the woman uh i can't remember her name uh rachel evan wood plays madonna okay rain wilson plays dr dimento okay uh rachel evan rachel wood does so good
Speaker: that you believe that she could be Madonna. She's that good at it. Don't fucking laugh. It's like Jack Black plays Walter Jack.
Speaker: it's supposed to be a biography
Speaker: Okay. Okay.
Speaker: It's on Roku. It's on Roku, so it's free. Okay.
Speaker: Well, I mean thing is I've got like seven different streaming services on my tablet So this is what I typically use. I don't have it. I have internet the house. Obviously, otherwise I wouldn't be online this is my My work setup, but my personal computer instead of my work computer, but we have
Speaker: The televisions have Chromecast because they're not smart TVs. And then I just bought a new smart TV downstairs. But most of the streaming apps are in here on the tablet. And on there I've got Hulu, Netflix. Let me just pull it up and then I read them versus just trying to call you because I can't remember how. I have everyone I can get.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh yeah. And there's, there's a, there's so many more that I'm missing. So like Disney plus Hulu net, and then I'm OCD. So I didn't put an alphabetical order. So Disney plus Hulu Netflix, Pluto TV prime video to be and food. But
Speaker: You know, not all of them are good. But right next to that, I have Google TV. So that's what I usually look at first to see what's on all of them. Because I'm not going to sit there like, oh, what's on this one? Or what's on that one? What's on this one? So I just go straight to voodoo. I mean, Google TV. And then with that, I mean, it's not what I want to watch. But I mean, nowadays, honestly, there's so many streaming services out there and so much content out there. Honestly, I can't.
Speaker: No, I mean, remember, I mean, Chris, well, sorry, Nick, uh, you grew up Chris, you know, from the city kid. So yeah, when it comes down to it, we had three fucking channels basically. And if, and if there was a weather, bad weather or, or the president or an important, or an important game.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And in the past in the past month, I've just been binging everything on there. Okay. This movie with Tom Hanks.
Speaker: It's got Tom Hanks in it. Yeah, Tom Hanks is manager. Okay. Cause cause I mean, well, and I, I told you about this already, Joe. So I was out of town and ironically, um, on my flight, they had had that as a video option, but it was an option. I had a choice between sleep or watch a movie or try to rest. Especially those early morning flights, bro. Like there's no, like you, you just want to get as much rest as possible.
Speaker: Even if you can't freaking sleep, just try and close your eyes and just chill. But it's hard. I mean.
Speaker: if you're tired though, I'm taking those red eyes. I mean, it it's you know, and I'm older now though. So like I can't I can't roll like I used to in my 20s. No, but I mean, it's like Chris was talking about on an earlier episode. He's never been on America and and his first one I want I want whoever goes with him to video record the whole thing. Like a little. Yeah. Oh yeah. Especially the takeoff and landing. Nick is Chris's brother.
Speaker: Okay. So, uh, can you hear her say that? It's not funny. We've, we've had jokes about first flight. You ever seen the movie? Take the movie. Have I or Nick? Oh, I have. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker: in the in the theater where the first time the move that he takes off in the airplane, he's like, I expect Chris to be screaming his head off. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Especially when it's getting to speed. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's always still funny. And in 30 seconds, that's awesome. Yeah. Well, and then I actually there was one time I was actually sharing my because you have these there's these apps where you can share your location.
Speaker: You're supposed to turn off your phone to airplane mode whenever, or your device to airplane mode, whenever you, they shut the door, right? But most people don't do it. Some people just leave it on the whole damn time. I like to respect it and I'm like, okay, I'll put it on Airflow. But this one time, this one time, this one time, taking off from LAX, I had it, I had the app on and it was showing like the speed, like how fast it, cause it actually shows how fast you're moving. So it was like,
Speaker: You see yourself like walking speed is like two miles per hour, three miles per hour. If you're running, it's like 12. If you're driving, it shows you what your actual car speed is or what the view is in motion at. But this thing was like zero, 12, 25, 30, 50, 70, 90.
Speaker: I'm like, oh, snap. Oh, I got an app that I use. It's called Life 360. So, like, I could track my wife where she's at. OK. She calls me a stalker because I'm always like, where you at? What are you doing there? Slow down. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, I can relate with that. I know we had an app.
Speaker: uh for a car. It was an older car um and with that I was able to track where the vehicle was um and I feel kind of horrible cuz like I told her about my hey look I got this app just in case and look you can log into it but for some reason like at my house I'm like the the one with I know all the technology but I'm like the only one that uses it so like the front doorbell tracking the car you know that I'm missing my tablet that I'm missing my phone can you track
Speaker: Like, that's what they come to me for. But they weren't using it. So it's just, I felt like a stalker. I'm like, you know, the kids were like, hey, where's mom at? Is she coming home soon? And I'm like, you know what? Three miles away. Let's find out. And then I'm looking on my phone. And then next thing you know, there she is. OK, it looks like she's about 10 minutes out. Let's go ahead and set the table. Good stuff. Clean up quick. Yeah, clean up quick.
Speaker: We got a code red. We got a code red. No, but like, well, I mean, like every time my wife gets into a cab, she sends me her locations. Very similar concept because Sia, you know, it's not necessarily the safest thing for a woman to be in a cab by herself here. On her own? Yes. Especially at night.
Speaker: no doubt the one person i don't want to run into in a dark alley when she's upset is my wife so i mean i pity the fool kind of thing right but right at the end of the day you know there's there's anything go wrong so uh
Speaker: And it's that same concept like, okay, send me your location. So I keep an eye and case anything goes wrong. And let me get there. Um, but like when she was in Paris, she was doing that all the time. She's like, Hey, I'm going, I'm going from the train station here in Amsterdam to my hostel. It's, it's like a 10 minute ride. Send me your location. You know, at the very least I can screenshot that shit and send it to the cops in Amsterdam. If I have.
Speaker: Yeah. And you need to, honestly, because I mean, I told you I work in travel insurance industry. Yes. How many movies are out there where where somebody's getting jacked from abroad and then, you know, so and so is flying in to come and get them and rescue them. But, you know, you got to ask at that point, is it is it is it just that bad luck or is it bad parenting at that point? Right. Right. Well, Netflix, they used to actually have a show
Speaker: And because I work in travel insurance, by the way. Right. My day, you know that. But I'm just saying it for everyone. Yeah. Right. So I get I get these calls all the time because I help people and teach them how to sell or whatever. But I get I get these calls all the time about, you know, hey, this went wrong. That went wrong. I hear all these horror stories and they actually used to have this this show on Netflix. It was like a like in each each episode type show.
Speaker: and it was freaking like diabolical. Like the worst possible thing that could happen to somebody would happen in the show. Like they're out in the house, like they're out in Paris, for example. They just left the theater. They're on their way to the, to the, to a cafe. And then all of a sudden here comes, yeah, here comes a gunman, you know, abducting them, pushing them into a car, driving them off. I mean, horribly scary stuff.
Speaker: Yeah, I could not watch it like that with as much as my wife travels. Oh, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Um, no, but like back to the whole Elvis movie, the Elvis movie is it's actually really good. It's like the character Tom Hanks plays and is told by it's kind of
Speaker: It starts out anyways with Tom Hanks narrating. Okay. He plays, he plays a, he's basically a man who discovered Elvis. Okay. Got him out in front of the masses. He was the, like, Elvis paid 50 % to this cat. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. And like, you're like, oh, this guy's a real dick. You should, like,
Speaker: I, I, I, every time I watch a movie, I have a punchable face where I'm like, I don't like to punch that guy in the face. I wanted to beat the shit out of Tom Hanks halfway through the movie. I was like, I would beat a break from that dude. Oh yeah. Absolutely. Oh, hold on. I think Connor's going to come up tonight too, but, uh, but, uh, I can't type and talk at the same time. Um, that was fun.
Speaker: But, you know, it's actually a really good movie. I really enjoyed it. I think the wife's gonna, okay, he's gonna be here in like 10 minutes or less. Nick said he'll be right back. But yeah, it's really good movie, but it's like, it's one of those movies where you gotta be ready for it. You can't, if you look away for a little bit,
Speaker: You you you you're gonna miss something Wait, what just happened kind of thing because it spans through his movie career and the movies are fairly touched I Really enjoyed it. But I like I said, I watched the weird movie and I'm a huge weird out. Yeah, I give a fan I've I've I used to have all the albums and all this shit. But oh, yeah, it's so funny and and
Speaker: Dan Radcliffe. He's actually a pretty good actor. I mean, I've seen him some other stuff. He did a show called Miracle Workers. Miracle Workers? Yeah, it's each season is a different
Speaker: Genre, I guess it's like it's the same actors in each of each season, but like it The first season Steve Buscemi plays God That's pretty much okay, but it's an alcoholic. Yeah, and then one season there it's the old west and a preacher Okay
Speaker: One is like, is it like the 1800s London or or, you know, Salem, which area? It's so weird, but but he kills it. And and, you know, unfortunately, everybody sees him and they're like, oh, it's Harry Potter. Like the dude has got range. It kind of blows my mind. Oh, yeah. No, he's he's pretty he's pretty good. He was in another movie that I saw recently.
Speaker: You know a really good movie that didn't get a lot of play for him was Horns. Horns? I didn't see that one. Horns is good. This one was called Prisoners. Oh yes, I just watched that. Oh, wait, but that doesn't have... No, no, no.
Speaker: No, there's a movie where it's an escape from it's it's yeah that place in South Africa Yeah, and and I actually saw the I can't remember what it's called. I have to actually look it up. I got it Yeah, it's Escape from it's escape from something prison
Speaker: Yeah. And it's, it's him and his buddies are activists for, uh, the black community in South Africa. And, and they go to jail and they escape by making wooden keys, like Dan Rackham's character. Escape from Pretoria.
Speaker: Yeah, it's really good. 2020. Mm hmm. It's on I think it's on HBO. Well, like I saw clips of it on TikTok and I was like, get away from the trash. And it was really good. I enjoyed that. Mm hmm. But before we get neither trash alone, scrolling into movies too far, I got some for you guys. OK.
Speaker: We usually here on the show, we usually do like a top 10. Okay. I'm gonna do a quick top 10. All right. This is actually more 52, but I'm gonna start all the way down at 52. I'm gonna put it on 10. I might do 12 to 9. Mm -hmm. For instance, number 50, this is 50 facts. Okay. Japan has over 200 flavors of Kit Kats.
Speaker: I created four different regions, cities and seasons. Some tasty sounding ones like banana, blueberry, cheesecake, and Oreo ice cream, as well as some very questionable ones like baked potato, melon, cheese, wasabi and vegetable juice. The hell? That's weird.
Speaker: That's kind of like, that's like the Harry Potter thing, like the birdie bots ever afraid of your beans, but Kit Kats. So is it true or false? No, no, no. These are all, these are all real facts. They're just, Oh, this is actually happening. So they actually happen. There's over 200 flavors of Kit Kat. Jesus. I mean, I mean, I've had some, I've had some candy from Asia.
Speaker: and Kit Kats in particular, and they did have a green tea ice cream one. And so I was like, that was impressive to me. But personally - I can't even think of 200 flavors, sorry. I mean, but why would I wanna have a candy bar that tastes like a baked potato? Yeah, when you just make a baked potato? Just make a baked potato or get some chips if you don't know how to cook or, you know. Yeah, exactly. There's Pringles right next to that motherfucker.
Speaker: Right. If I want some potato tasting stuff, I'm gonna get it some chips or baked potato or something. Number 51, Vatican City is the smallest country in the world. It's 120 times smaller than the island of Manhattan. That's just interesting. Okay. I always thought Vatican City was just a city, but I guess it's his own country.
Speaker: Yeah, it's its own like territory. It's kind of like in the United States, you've got Washington, D .C. Now, D .C. isn't technically a state, but it's its own area and they haven't have a license plates. Here's one. How many times do you say I'll be there in a jiffy or something like that? Yeah, or my house. So we yell out stuff in Spanish.
Speaker: A Jiffy is an actual unit of time. It is one one hundredth of a second. Okay. So Jiffy Lube is actually a lie.
Speaker: yeah bait and switch yeah that's a bait and switch okay number 48 an ostrich eye is bigger than its brain this could be why the bird often runs in circles when trying to escape predators despite their fast running ability so its eye is bigger than its brain that's crazy i did not know that
Speaker: that's why I this one upsets me already just with the first two words okay 47 Kardashian okay now I'm upset all right has a glam clause
Speaker: in her will. It states that if she ever if she's ever in the position where she can get ready herself and communicate or she's unconscious someone has to make her make sure her hair nails and makeup are all perfect. I mean like her or not she's always in the public eye but making sure that she looks up to snuff at every single instance isn't
Speaker: I mean, I, I get it from a marketing standpoint, from her point of view, but at the same time, I'm like, yeah. I mean, you got snot bubbles coming out your nose and you know, they don't want to see all that, you know, they don't want snot bubbles. They don't want blood. You know, they don't want like the body fluids or whatever. Yeah. So, so, so basically that, that clause states if she's in a car accident, she's comatose before the cameras show up. I mean,
Speaker: I want to see the **** up part because well most people do and and actually the paparazzi will pay good money for that stuff, right? Only reason I know this cuz I'm from LA. Okay. Long beach actually but you know that but I mean, I'm just saying for the crowd, I get it cuz everybody and their grandmothers trying to be a damn celebrity out there if they're not already one. So, number forty -six. I get it. Mm hmm. Number forty -six. All the clocks in Pulp Fiction, the movie,
Speaker: Looks like they're going to have a watch of the film. You're going to have to go to rewatch the film to find out. But that's apparently true. I can see that. This is interesting. Number 45. Humans are the only animals that blush.
Speaker: I can see that also, also the only animals that experience experience, embarrassment as well. This is because, uh, it's a complex emotion that involves understanding other people's opinions. But I mean, like, so like Nick, you have a dog. When you, when your dog does something bad, you yell at your dog, right? Your dog, when you're yelling at him, your dog's like, Oh shit, Nick's mad. Right? Like, and he does this, this whole.
Speaker: Yeah, that's more of a, that's more of a fear of things. It's not a embarrassment thing. Like if I yell at my dogs, my dog is going to go running high. They're not embarrassed. They, they, you look at them two seconds later and go, come here, buddy. And they're like, oh, fuck it. I don't care. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I got, I got cats and
Speaker: like my one cat bites everybody in the house but me because she knows I'm the one, you know, I pay the bills. You better not bite me. Well, she's on my lap. Right. And maybe I was petting her too hard or whatever. I was a little aggressive with her. But then she like she does this thing called we call a Skippy Pat. And it's from one of those YouTube videos that we saw where this person was like voicing over an animal inside of one of those cat towers.
Speaker: And he was like, Oh, look who's talking style. Yeah. Kind of like Luke who's talking or if you've ever seen those cram videos, you know, with, with the guys, the Ram and he's like, Oh, you want to step over here? Okay. This is how we go do the cram. You know, that's that dude. Well, he did the same. It's the same dude. You could tell because of this boy. He has a very distinct voice, but he was, it was funny. I'm doing the cat voice. He was like,
Speaker: He's like, oh you want to step over here, but let me come on So yeah, look that one up I mean that's that's like funny as hell So anyways, we call it skippity pat cuz she is notorious by skippity pat. Well, she's skippity pat me But then she bit the shit out my hand. I was like this I find the blanket up she flew Honestly, bro. I swear to God she's always around me. She's always like near me and
Speaker: she didn't she didn't come near me for like the rest of the day like she like but that was once again fear they're like this dude's gonna kill me no she was mad because i was like sophie like i i went to go talk her name sophie i don't name her because you're gonna kill it i mean i don't name her by the way
Speaker: I was like, hey, Sophie, come here. Like, that's her name, Sophie. And I was like, Sophie, come here, babe. She's like, fuck you, boy. I'm done. And walked off. And I was like, oh, this bitch is heated. She's mad at me. Here's another one. Number 44. OK.
Speaker: I can believe that title stress connected, connected to the distance between the moon and the earth. Okay. I can believe that I did not, I would have not. Well, and also like, if you look at what the moon does for the earth, like the tide and tides and everything, there was a movie out not that long ago, Halle Berry was in it.
Speaker: And then that one kid from, or that one guy from the Conjuring series, I forgot his name. And then that one dude who was in Game of Thrones, and they were on this movie called Moonfall. And - I saw the preview for that. You could tell, it's like the acting was like just kind of thrown together and maybe -
Speaker: It should have been like a three -hour movie Because you could tell when they when they did the edits and stuff They just like made the whole story like fast -forward so a lot of stuff happens in a compressed amount of time Like it goes from okay. It's normal to oh if that's fucked up. Oh to oh, oh You know the world's about to end shit. So anyway watch that movie But yeah, it was kind of interesting my point is the the orbit was like
Speaker: messing up the planet and like you saw like massive tidal waves and it's it's good like the special effects it's a lot it's a lot like geostorm and maybe what i'm thinking is they had two concepts for geostorm and the first concept made it in which became geostorm this was the second concept for geostorm and it didn't get make the cut so they were like yeah i love chair storm the storm was pretty good
Speaker: Oh, yeah. No, that's a great movie. But this was like like the bootleg version of Geostore. Like, honestly, like I'm watching the video, the trail of it. It looks kind of like. Yeah, I agree. I mean, it looks like it's a good movie, but OK. The world's longest walking distance is 14000 miles. You can walk from. Maganda.
Speaker: Uganda? No, no, it's an M. M -A -G -A -D -A -N in Russia. It's Russia. Who cares about Russia? It requires no flying, no sailing, just bridges and open roads to 14 ,000 miles. I could do it. I would be curious to see how long it would take. Right.
Speaker: I get - Yeah, that's crazy. Every time I get really mad about something, I'll literally go for a walk for like four hours and get about halfway to where I decided to go and turn out the home sales four hour trip. Sounds like a - Oh, good. Ketchup was once sold as medicine. Yeah, I've heard about that. Condiment was prescribed and sold
Speaker: for people suffering with indigestion back in 1834. I was about to say it must have taken place back when.
Speaker: the the old cure all man was rolling around on the stage coach selling people and yeah, give people heroin and opium and oh, this is the cure. It does this for colds and and this will make you feel better. It's an energy supplement. Yes. Yeah. So, pounds and tomatoes. Apparently, apparently, ketchup was not just tomatoes back in the day either. It had a whole bunch of other **** it. I'm sure it did. I
Speaker: You know, I think it's called Coca -Cola. They had coconut. Exactly. I don't know how to pronounce this, so bear with me. Choppa Chupas logo. Chupa Chupas. Chupa Chupas. C -H -U -P -A is the first word. C -H -U -P -S logo.
Speaker: Chupa Chupas. I guess something like that was divined by Salvador Deli, surviving artist, designed the logo in 1969. I don't know what that Chupa Chupas. Chupa Chupas. Yeah. I don't. Yeah, it's it's like, yeah, I pulled it up. It's like yellow. I wish I could send a speech. I don't know. You can share your screen down there. The box is present. Yeah, present.
Speaker: Yeah, you can present. Yeah. Present. And then I got one more for tonight. All right. Yeah, here it is. That's the Chupa Chups logo. Let me bring it up. Never seen it. But that's the Chupa Chups logo. OK. Oh, OK. Those are suckers. OK. Those are suckers.
Speaker: Oh, are they suckers? OK. Yeah, they're suckers. They sell them here. They're basically dum -dums. Oh, OK. You know what? Yeah, I'm seeing some other images now. They have them here. And they have a plastic straw. The plastic, the handle of it is plastic powder. I buy them all the time. OK. So that logo was designed in 1969.
Speaker: I could see that. I'd even say older than that because it looks it looks kind of. Kind of dated more dated than that, I think. This is this is. OK. Actual word for someone giving an opinion on something. They know nothing about.
Speaker: Oh my god. Jesus. Okay.
Speaker: Did you send it to me in chat? I sent it to you in WhatsApp. Oh, because I don't have my WhatsApp connected to my computer. I only have that on my phone. Send it to me in Messenger.
Speaker: I can't read out number forty. That's the last one of the night. Just said. Okay. I can't. That's a big word. I can't spell my own name half the time. So, reading that word is tough. Okay. There's actually a word for someone giving an opinion on something they know nothing about. And they call it Connor. That's an ultra.
Speaker: Ultra crepitarian. Yes. Wow. So an ultra crepitarian is someone who voices thoughts beyond their expertise. I know a bunch of people like that. Well, and praise God that it never shows up. At the end of the day, that's like the name of our game here. Right. We make it sound like we do.
Speaker: That's uh, that's the first time that I have and like each Saturday I'm gonna, I'm gonna do it on Wednesdays as well. I'll do the next time and so on and so forth. Because there's some decent ones on here. Okay. And then I have some stuff later. There's a little game we've been playing here a little while. It's called Would You Rather? Okay.
Speaker: So number one, would you rather go back in the past and meet your friends or go in the future and meet your great, great grandchildren? We'll go around the room here. Meet who in the past? Your great, great, great, your ancestors. So you're like your great, great, great, great three times. Okay. Or, or go in the future, meet your great, great, great grand parents or grandkids.
Speaker: I mean, honestly, I mean, honestly, honestly, I think it would be easier to go for me. I think it would be easier to go into the past just because I like history. So I'd be able to understand like where I was. And, you know, like my ancestry, you know, being how I look and everything, my ancestry, I know where it comes from. A lot of that part is where it comes from. So I'd know how to be able to.
Speaker: move around the countryside and just keep a low profile and be hidden in bushes and stuff, especially if it was in the South. But in the future, I probably there's probably so many concepts that I just wouldn't be able to wrap my head around. So that's why I would choose the past. Well, OK, Connor, what about you? Yeah, I think I'd want to go back in time. I think I would want to go back and meet
Speaker: meet the people that that I came from. Okay. And see where all of all of what uh like the current traditions and everything whether or not I actually came from that or whether we strayed completely or whether or not we were just whole bunch of racist bigots. I'm actually kind of curious. Well, I was gonna say it's it's your your family. So, I'm assuming. I mean, I'm I mean, we're all Irish and from the north. So, I don't know. Right. Yeah, this is the same thing. Nick, what about you? Uh future future past?
Speaker: I don't know like with me being into the paranormal I would probably say the past just so that I get a grasp of the history of like why these ghosts still present you know and stuff so yeah I would definitely do the past so you know how to contact them in their future
Speaker: So to speak, they're like, yo, what's up? Why are you like, why are you stuck? Why did you paint the bedroom that color? Well, see, I instantly went to the greedy bastard of myself and I would go to my future and be like, who should I invest in? But if I went to my past, I'd be like, hey, invest in Google or some shit like that. So either way, I'm going to make money. That's another pro about going to the past.
Speaker: Yeah, that's another one who think you're the only one everyone thought about this like really like, you know, and I'm like, I'm gonna make some money. I'm like, I'm gonna make some serious cash some generational money. But yeah, I mean, if I went back to the past, I'm like, hey, invest in Google, motherfucker. Do it now. Every time you fucking have, you know, as soon as it comes out, or Amazon, or one of those exactly, exactly.
Speaker: There's this new thing out called Bitcoin. It's going to be a new kind of money. Exactly. Well, get rid of it before 2022. Right. Keep it here. Drop it here. This is when it peaked. This is when you're going to sell. OK. Number two, would you rather have more time or more money? Same concept. Go around the room. Me, it's time.
Speaker: Because time is money. That's what I was thinking. Connor, yourself? But how much time and how much money? Am I gaining 20 years or gaining 20 million? It doesn't say. But let's say you're guaranteed to live to your 90 or you get 100 million tomorrow. No. Dealers do it. I mean.
Speaker: I know I'm not making it to 90 now. So that's me just about doubling it. So I think I'll take time. Yeah, right now I'm staring it down. I got to say, I got to go with money. I don't ever want to reach 90. Nick, what are you? It's time for money. I would possibly save money. Oh, come here.
Speaker: Yeah, see, Nick and I are on the same page on this. I got to go with money because at the end of the day, no matter how much time I got, I'm going to have some fun because if you pick time, you can be broke for the rest of your life. Yeah. I figure if I got 90 years, I'll figure out a way to make some sort of money. I mean, you guys are going to make a hundred million dollars. You're going to blow maybe a million tomorrow and be dead by dinner.
Speaker: Exactly. So, but at least had fun doing it. So I could jump off real quick. He's going to get some, some quick food. I got a couple more for you. Well, see, like if you're smart enough, if you have money, but no time like me, I've got a family. I can just,
Speaker: send it to you. Yeah, you can set them up. You can set them up. My daughter's going to be set for life. I mean, like, she's two years old. She's going to be set for life. Did anybody win that power ball? Stephen, I feel like I have the power to be like, hey, boys, this is what your dad did. Don't do any of this if you want to make money. Exactly. Don't join the man. Right.
Speaker: Listen, I've got 90 years. I can watch you grow rich. You can take care of me while I watch my grandkids and great grandkids. I think I'd take that over being guaranteed rich because I can find my own way. Right. Just because I got the time instead of the money doesn't mean that I can't make the money on my own. You guys just got it. Understood. Understood.
Speaker: Okay. Would you rather be able to talk to animals or speak all foreign languages? Animals every time.
Speaker: I mean, come on. I've got six dogs. I want to be able to know what they're talking and what they're saying. Especially the cats. The cats are always plotting something. I just want to walk by some some owner walking their dog and be like, hey, dude, I'll give you a treat if you bite him on the handle right now.
Speaker: Just like, just maul your owner and I promise I will be better than he ever was. Just really, just really find out what the animals are thinking in the zoo, you know? Right. They're sitting there going, this is bullshit. Gorilla's sitting there. As soon as I get out of this fucking place, I'm going to beat the piss out of everyone.
Speaker: Yeah, literally, then you turn to the suitkeeper and be like, yeah, you guys want a tip? Don't ever let that motherfucker out. That was kind of the same as number three. That was political. I can't do that one.
Speaker: Although I pretty much know the answer. Do you rather meet George Washington or the current president? Despite how entertaining it would be to meet Joe Biden, I would rather meet George Washington. Would you rather be Batman or Spider -Man?
Speaker: Batman I'd rather be spider -man Think about it and spider -man spider -man is still dealing with teenager issues. I
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Who the fuck wants to go through puberty again? Well, exactly. Just wait a minute. Hey, I can officially sit there and say I went through puberty twice. I'm just saying. I do not look good in this bad way. Let me tell you. OK, y 'all got a point there. Y 'all got a point there. I would be Batman too.
Speaker: I could rock black leather. Oh, this is interesting, because my birthday is coming up. So for your birthday, would you rather receive cash or gifts? Count one. And they cash. I would say, let's up the ante on it and say the gift for cash. Now, that one would be it. I would want to receive the gifts that I want.
Speaker: I would have to go. I'd still have to go with cash because then I get the gift I want in the color I want. So, so you get the amount of cash that you want or whatever gift you want. Yeah. You know, I'm just saying my birthday's coming up. Somebody reach out to Elon Musk. You know, that's a hard one.
Speaker: because the gift's gonna mean more, you know, blah, blah, blah. But money's freaking money, dude. I gotta go with money. Yeah. Yeah, money, definitely. Would you rather stop war or end world hunger? World hunger, war is fun. Yeah. I gotta say, I still get to touch guns, right?
Speaker: Would you rather spend the night in a luxury hotel room or camping surrounded by beautiful scenery? Or camping by what? Camping. Yeah, definitely camping. Yeah, I'm all about camping. It's cheaper.
Speaker: It doesn't matter if it's cost or not. I would go out to Alaska and I would go on like a month long camping trip. Oh yeah.
Speaker: oh yeah oh yeah alaska in the summertime okay yeah yeah yeah wait in the summertime when it's always sunny well it depends on how far north you go but yeah i mean i kind of do want to play golf at like three o 'clock in the morning where it's like noon out i want to experience that you do that now jeff i know that's called being an alcoholic and a
Speaker: Well, no, but no, no, no, no, with the daylight, you know, because like you could go play golf at two o 'clock in the morning. Yeah. Like it's noon outside, you know. All I'm saying is it hasn't made a difference to you in the past. Why is it changing now? This is a good point. Very good point. Yeah, I would want to go to Alaska on like a couple of weeks, just go camping with all this shit that I need, put it on my pack and just be out there.
Speaker: as long as I had as long as I had a rifle with me. It's all funny. All fun and games. So you run into a grizzly bear or a moose. Yeah. And then then I would rather have the ritz. Yeah. But it's like I would have to say I would probably agree with you guys saying camping for the simple fact it's I'm getting ready for break.
Speaker: You know, the beauty of camping is, and not even about the cost, it's becoming one with nature, you know, getting to see stuff that most people never get to see. You know, one of the most beautiful things in the world, you know, you wake up four o 'clock in the morning, you watch that sunrise, you know, all that stuff. It's amazing. There's no comparison.
Speaker: Yeah, that's one of my favorite parts about being out here in Fort Bliss. I'm not a huge fan of El Paso, but I mean, I've been atop mountains out here that are just absolutely gorgeous with scenery. I have nothing like I've seen before. I love it. I mean, it wasn't so fun when we were trying to get down a mountain at nine o 'clock at night and it was dark out.
Speaker: I'm, but it's gorgeous. I mean, they're, you know, pictures don't do it in justice, but like, you know, they are, it's perfect. I would rather be in that than in a hotel every day on that same lines. If you had the opportunity and money, not an option, would you ever climb Everest? Yes. I don't know. People die on that motherfucker. Okay. Okay. Okay. Actually, let me rephrase is am I in my current physical condition?
Speaker: No, let's say, let's say I call you up like Connor, let's go climb fucking Everest. Nick, let's go. Come on. We're going to go climb Everest tomorrow. Ah, no. See, I need, I need, I need a while to prepare that. Well, let's wait. Let's say, let's say, okay. Uh, next year, this time we're going to go climb Everest. Yeah, I do it. I do it. I don't know. I would do it. Absolutely. I would just pray to God that I didn't die.
Speaker: Well, that's the thing. It's like people die in that motherfucker. I mean, I've been up mountains that people died on. It's still cool. Well, what's worse is if you do die on that river, they just leave your ass there. Well, at least, you know, you got a cool story about how you died. As you're sitting there at the gates, you're just like, well, that was worth it. You're talking to St. Peter, St. Peter's.
Speaker: trying to melt you trying to melt me out because I look like Encino man you look like scrap for my sage or or or uh what's his name uh from Encino man what's his name uh oh my god dude was in the mummy Brendan Fraser
Speaker: All right, jeez, my brain shut off. Anyways, we're going to go to break here real quick. Hopefully, when you get back, everybody will be here. Like I said, Si's eating. Nick's here. Connor's here. I'm here. Chris is away because, you know, he's a pussy right now. I can say that. And so is Connor. And it's not only my Connor, it's also my wife, too, so. We're in the kitchen. She's cooking, so. What did Toby say? Oh, he's at homecoming in Tuscany.
Speaker: And he's not going to be able to make the show. I mean, two of us are regular.
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Speaker: The finger on the trigger of my 45 warning posters all say they're dead or alive And haunted by the lessons that I have learned Just to match to a bridge it's always gonna burn And I'm lost even when I'm staring at the man My only wish now so I can take it all back
Speaker: Ripping from here to Houston, only thing on my mind now is keep on shooting Yeah, just keep on shooting It's shotgun last ring out to the end Anything in front of my gun don't have a plan And bullets spread out into the sky
Speaker: I'm immortal now, people and legends never die You got me crying now, yeah, you think you are But finally you're just an exfoliating my gun Wow, finally you're just an exfoliating my gun
Speaker: Even the burn of whiskey won't kill my pain. When the moon gets full and the coyote cries, these men are all driven by greedy lies. You see that smoking gun in my earness, the bodies all drop into the desert too.
Speaker: I'll miss something, gunshots in the distance, we'll keep on running Yeah, I'll just keep on running And I'll come ask, bring out through the air Anything in front of my gun, don't have a prayer And bullets spread out into the sky
Speaker: I'm immortal now, baby, let's just never die You got me cut out now, yeah, you think you won Well, partner, you're just an ex -bullied in my gun Well, partner, you're just an ex -bullied in my gun
Speaker: Oh!
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Speaker: Check us out on all social media, nonsensical nonsense. If you want to send us an email, you can do so at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. We are on TikTok. We are everywhere you would find your podcast. Welcome back to the show. Connor and Nick are here. Si is still eating. Like I said, that was Black Top Bojo. That Next Bullet is such a good song. I love it.
Speaker: I did, I had news. You guys remember Jennifer Grey? From Dirty Dancing. No. Baby from Dirty Dancing. Baby from Dirty Dancing is 61 years old. Geez, I don't think. And she still looked pretty good, even though she fucked up her face by getting her nose done.
Speaker: she looked pretty good i ain't mad at her i just saw that and uh oh yeah uh who was it i just saw somebody die uh damn it i literally just saw it and i was like huh and my wife was like who's that i was like well he's uh
Speaker: He was the Justin Bieber of the 90s that never made it. I gotta look him up. Let's see, what's his name? Aaron Carter.
Speaker: Ooh, yeah. Aaron Carter died. He's only 34, so, you know. Aaron Carter. Yeah, he was, what was it? He's really the nickname of the Backstreet Boys. So, yeah. You have no clue who that is. Yeah, I know the name, but I could not.
Speaker: I could not mention a single song he was in. I mean, his latest thing he did was Dancing with the Stars in 2009, for God I Love. But yeah, I saw that today, and I was like, oh. Now, the song, I don't know if you guys know the song, but he sang the I Want Candy. Right, he did the original. Yeah.
Speaker: I got it now. Got him. Yeah. OK, do you know Dick Carter off the Backstreet Boys? Well, yeah, Nick Carter was his brother. That's his brother. Right. Right. Yeah. Aaron is the Justin Bieber of the 90s that never actually picked up. Yeah. Thank God. Thank God. But yeah, I saw that and I was like, oh, that's water. And then my wife was like, who's that? And I was like, uh.
Speaker: I know the name, does that count? But I couldn't, unless they showed a picture, I could not pull the guy out of the lineup. I would have never guessed.
Speaker: But no, it's an interesting week for me this week, too, by the way. I'm starting a new position at work. I kind of got a promotion into a new position, which pays more, but it's commission -based. So it's a little bit hard to work, but it's like four times the money, so I'm worth it. So that's what I'm doing. Connor, did you go back to the doctor? Did they find out what they said?
Speaker: did I did I tell you what time they set my appointment for yeah so they set it for two o 'clock in the morning on the 17th so two o 'clock in the morning yeah you're muted right now Nick or
Speaker: But yeah, two o 'clock in the morning. This is just, that's fucked up. I can't be two a .m. I mean, I, that's what time I usually go to bed. So golf, are you busy? You want to come on up, dude? Well, I mean, I guess if it's two a .m., like at least I can sleep in the machine and like, yeah, maybe I'll get like a late call the next day and I don't have to come in to like nine 30 or something. I don't know. Yeah, still.
Speaker: so you have to wait till the 17th yeah the the problem started back in october so halfway through november they're gonna they're gonna give me the scan and then uh okay god willing they just say they're gonna med board me that way whatever i say on here doesn't fucking matter anymore you're just shit talking military all i want nice it's always a good thing
Speaker: Nick, what do you got going on right now? Besides a little million on your lap. You're muted, by the way. You're muted, Tony. Oh, he's saying one minute. Well, like I said, Tony's not going to be able to make it. Besides actually eating, he'll be back here in a little bit. He didn't have a couple other guests that were going to come up, but a couple of things. My niece was going to come up.
Speaker: she's uh she's moving right now so she can't do it she said any other saturday she's up for it but unfortunately tonight she cannot i think it's i think it's hilarious hilarious when uh when chris isn't on here the level of just panic that you that goes through your head and i just gotta get anybody i can anybody well here's the thing here's the thing going live by myself
Speaker: Well, it's weird. I have nothing to say. It's weird. There's no feedback. So I was like, I need at least somebody up here. And I talked to Sy about it earlier today. And then he's like, you know, I see everything set up. And he's like, I'm getting ready to eat. I was like, eat on the fucking show. I don't care. He's like, I'm up. I mean, what you can always do is you can always message someone in advance and be like, hey,
Speaker: It's gonna be a cool episode. Oh, I did. No Glick, uncensored. Yeah. Fuck you. It's my show. It's my show. And I do everything. And I'm the champ.
Speaker: He's having a couple drinks with a buddy. So what are you gonna do? But I'm kind of excited about my new gig. I guess it's like I said, it's size actually gonna be Possibly jumping in with me Help me with my training and all that fun stuff. I
Speaker: It's the same company, but it's like I have to... Oh shit, I want to do this. I'm basically gonna be... That's okay, we didn't hear nothing. I was just saying with this new gig that I'm gonna be doing, I'm basically the front of the line of the process. As I was telling the guy training me, I said, I know how the sausage is made, I just need to know how to slaughter the pig now.
Speaker: So that's basically what I'm going through for the next two weeks. It's going to be interesting. But like I said, it's an opportunity to make 10 times more money. So it's a risk I'm willing to take, I guess. I put everything else on hold until I get. If I figure if, oh, there you go. Look at that.
Speaker: You look like you're at a firing squad there, Connor. That background is - That's how I feel. One, two, fire. Oh, I wish my house was that nice. Right? Yeah, some of these backgrounds. Well, I'm going to give you a little homework here, Connor. Look up Dr. Phil's mansion.
Speaker: Dr. Phil put his mansion up on the market, and the internet has a few things to say. He's got a stairwell, set of stairs, that is almost creepy. I mean, have you seen Dr. Phil? Oh yeah, it's free.
Speaker: I would never let my kids around that man. I mean, all due respect, he seems like he does all right work for somebody who makes a TV show out of, yeah. Oh yeah. Well, the funny thing about, I just sent you that story there, Connor. Oh God, that's a lot of shit.
Speaker: He interviewed the guy that started the Girls Gone Wild videos about exploiting people. So the guy - What a fucking jackass. No, here's the best thing. The guy that wrote the Girls Gone Wild videos showed up to Dr. Phil show dressed as Dr. Phil. That's hilarious. And basically looked at him and says, you do the same thing I do. Mine just says nude. And it's cool.
Speaker: and more views. And I was like, eh, got a point. But that was hilarious. But yeah, I'm looking at the couple of pictures here on the thing. This dude, I'd share my screen, but my computer slows down every time I do. I mean, I see it. I have a question. Can you hear my music in the background?
Speaker: I've got my music playing for my daughter cuz she's She's like all my kids. She needs music to be calm and she's over there fucking talking to it. So I'm gonna see if I can pull this up without my computer to know if it'll let me Without my computer or not. No, I'm seeing
Speaker: Oh, the browser cannot access the screen. Oh, it's because I have two different screens and won't let me show that screen. Edit out of you. That's interesting. Edit name. Remove from stream. I was going to say, see if you can share that. I don't know how to fucking screen share on this thing. This is my wife's damn computer. At the bottom it says present. Present. Well, maybe I don't want you seeing what's on my computer. Oh, maybe.
Speaker: Yeah, we don't even see that. It's just a stack of quarters. It's just a stack of quarters. Listen, listen. Amazon sells them, sells them for cheap. 26 cents a pop. Get those, what is it? The commemorative ones. Window and tires. Yeah, they are. Yes. They are just, that's creepy.
Speaker: His chandelier is creepy. His bar looks kind of cool, though. I don't know. He's creepy. I don't know about this. I can actually share it. Is it twerking? No, it's not. It says stop sharing a view, testing around that.
Speaker: I'm gonna, I'm gonna find the picture of the stairwell and bring it up here. Oh, it, it does not like that I am doing this. Yeah. So I said, uh, what it is, I'm going to say, I think I'm talking about, and I can put here up above us. Oh yeah. This is gonna, this is my fucking computer frozen now. Can you hear me? Now fuck me. God damn it. He's only,
Speaker: Turn off the goddamn screen. This is your fault, Jeff. Let's see. Which is kind of creepy. And I'm trying.
Speaker: Let's see if I can do it on my phone. Connery, you might have to restart your computer. Oh, it's slowly showing your screen.
Speaker: All right. It's just taking this good old thing going. Can you see me? It was surely. I can see you, yeah. But it was trying to show your screen. I can't see you. My whole fucking thing is frozen. I can't even touch the screen. I'm trying to stop the screen sharing.
Speaker: Yeah, my music is going to be slightly louder here. No, that's not a problem. Just because I had to grab my daughter, she was starting to... Hold on, hold on. I mean, I might have to turn off and... I don't know how often it's on, maybe. I was going to say, you might have to jump off and restart your computer and come back. It's not a problem. I'm going to see if I can't bring up this article. Yeah, I'm going to have to recompute her here. It's... It hated that. That's all right.
Speaker: Yeah, he didn't like that. That's why I said mine didn't like it either. I'm hoping to find this picture. This is the gate. The gate is creepy. I don't know if you can see that, but that gate is seriously creepy. It's like covered in vines and shit. Very beautiful creatures.
Speaker: That's, I don't know. That feels a weird cat. I don't necessarily like the guy. I can't get the picture up, but can I save this? Save image as, yes. So I'm gonna see if I can do this and I'll click here. So I'm probably gonna glitch it while I do it.
Speaker: Oh, that's going to take me a minute. Give me one second here, everybody, while I bring this up. The shit show continues. Oh, where is it?
Speaker: Okay, so the size is going to be back here in a minute, which is good. I just, I'm trying to find where this picture went. Downloaded, I saw that. Oh, this has been the wrong spot. Here it is. So let that load, and I'll show it here. I haven't even seen it.
Speaker: That's not it. Nope. I can't show that picture. That's Mark's picture. I don't know. Oh, I'm getting messier.
Speaker: My brother says he might show up too. I guess Connor's restarting his computer. Nick's still here. He's getting something done. Si's finished up eating. He's putting his daughter's to bed. Trying to get my brother up here. I don't know.
Speaker: But yeah, I can't find that picture, which is kind of upsetting. But while we're waiting on side to come back and kind of restart his computer, go ahead and follow us on Facebook. We have our nonsense, go nonsense, pay the show, all sorts of stuff in there. I'm going to put that image that I saved. Once I find it, I'll go ahead and put it up on our Facebook page.
Speaker: We'll see what I can do. Um, Connor's just messaging me back. I'm kind of flailing here as usual, but, uh, like I said, size going to be right back. He sees, uh, what happened there? He says he's got to get his kids to bed, I guess. Okay.
Speaker: He's gonna, he's gonna be a little bit longer. But yeah, checks out on Facebook, on YouTube, on Twitter, on Twitch. We are everywhere on social media. We are working on doing a couple other things for it. I wanted to do something here and I forgot what it was. But yeah, since I messed up Connor's computer, I'm getting messages again. Thought I was.
Speaker: I don't know what that means, okay. Yeah. What's Nick Schoen here? Okay, what do we got? Okay, yeah, here we go. These are... That's Dr. Phil's house, I guess.
Speaker: Nick, if you can hear me, see if you can find the picture of, yeah, there it is, there's a stairwell. It's seriously creepy. It's that picture right here where I have like, wait, you can't see. That center, yeah, that's the one, Nick. Click on that, see if you can bring that picture up. It is so weird. It's like almost gross, you might need to zoom in.
Speaker: It's a nice house and all. And 5 .7 is not terrible. I mean, if you wanna live in California, I guess. But it's one of those things, it's like that stairwell. It looks like it's made with all sorts of goofiness. See if you can't find that, Nick. But the chandelier looks like it's almost made out of antlers with lights in it. It's seriously creepy.
Speaker: It's very Tim Burton -esque, I can tell you.
Speaker: Yeah, that's the first time doing that. I'm also trying to figure out how to do two separate screens so I can see our stream yard as well as the screens that I'm trying to share as well, too. It's almost impossible. I was hoping to do that, but it won't show my second screen. Right. I've got an extra laptop, but I just don't even know how I can even do it that way, too. Well, you can go on the other laptop and bring up
Speaker: bring up the stream yard on that. Yeah. Show that screen and then be able to see. Actually, I just realized that my phone can actually connect to my laptop. So I might be able to actually do that. Well, I thought I downloaded the picture from that. Yeah. Well, I'm using you guys. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. Screaming kids. We all know how that goes.
Speaker: Who is watching? I'm assuming it's probably us. Yeah, I really see this is why I don't like going online by myself. Like I said, I'm trying to get my brother to come up.
Speaker: It's one of those things, it's like going live is such a pain in the ass because without feedback, you just flounder as I'm doing and I don't really have anything prepared. And this probably show up on Spotify anyways because Chris is gonna be like, fuck you. But what are you gonna do? Golf, you're up, man.
Speaker: Uh, hit me up on Facebook and I will send you. My brother's not going to be able to make it. He's got his kids there. All the fun stuff. But, uh, Oh my gosh. And we still got like 45 minutes till the next break. So hopefully Si, I'll be back. I think Si had to take his daughter's friend home.
Speaker: Um, and Nick is dealing with issues at home size. Should be back here in a bit. My brother's trying to say something. I, I, I restarted watching, um, Big Bang Theory. And I, I don't know what it is. It's, it's a good show. I just like it. And I'm,
Speaker: I don't know. Once again, without feedback, this is just dead air. So I have to keep talking and make shit up as I go along. And if I can figure out how, and I don't know how.
Speaker: Go ahead and look something up. Will you guys watch this while I do this? Because this is basically... I'm gonna go ahead and... I'm gonna play a song here real quick while we... Okay, let's go. It would be the day that everybody's busy.
Speaker: I'm floundering by myself. Let's play this while I look something like.
Speaker: We saw some pictures of Dr. Phil's house that he's got for sale. And he's got this creepy stairwell that looks like it's made out of sticks. But very Tim Burton -esque. If you look at it, you'll see what I'm talking about. Nick brought it up here on the screen a little bit ago. It's seriously kind of creepy. And his gate looks like... You ever seen the poster for...
Speaker: sigh back in the house thank god
Speaker: Well like this the the whole front -end like this whole No, not the front gate this is like a room and it looks like like how much to hand I'm gonna show you like timber
Speaker: It's it's just like like this is this is what I saw and I'm like, uh, like look at this. It's like Like a hundred Yeah, Jesus Christ creepy. I mean the bar looks cool with the blue light Yeah, I mean the bars cool the chairs are cool. But that whole the whole railing And the chandelier what the hell's going on there? I mean, I'd have to rip that shit out day one. I
Speaker: like this looks like some you see like a retirement home or something like but like a fancy one. Yeah. And then what are these pictures? That's literally the size of my thumb. I can't really get a good view of it. Oh, I mean, you image. Yeah, that doesn't help us. There you go. What is up on the ceiling? Those look like sinks that that
Speaker: like those those things that sit above the the sink the counter well they almost look like the decorative sinks they sell here yeah but that's what i was gonna say with the very latin you know latino flavor to it looks like a psychedelics nightmare yeah i'd be tripping out like i think i was having flashbacks on something
Speaker: Not like I do drugs. I don't condone it either. No, I don't either. But I mean, like, Chris, Tony and Mike and I, we've all stayed on the show. We, none of us do drugs. Like, I can't even smoke weed. Yeah, I'm not a, yeah. It doesn't, it affects me badly. I was explaining this to my wife the other day. I can't
Speaker: I hate not being in control of all my faculties. I feel like if I'm high or if I'm too drunk, I hate that feeling. I hate it with a passion. So like that room freaks me out. Yeah, that's pretty well. That's pretty well. I mean, unless Tim Burton buys that place, I don't see him ever selling. Yeah. I mean, I could definitely see that.
Speaker: Some of the stuff he's got in here. Well, see like with this new gig. This is this a hotel or is that his house? I look like a hotel Yeah, it's window, you know Yeah, right Now it's just I think it just picked up on hotels
Speaker: Yeah. Well, cause that looked, that, that room looked like a hotel room. It did. Oh, wow. They're, they're, they're deeper than I thought. Yeah. I thought, I thought they were flush with the ceiling. No, they're, they're hanging down. Like that's even worse.
Speaker: Yeah, it looks like an actual stand up sink like a solo sink by itself without the hardware. Here's my question for you about seeing that. Yeah. Do you have in your place, do you guys got a lot of dust? Yeah, it can get dusty here. It can get dusty here. I mean, I try to dust. Matter of fact, I've got in my office, for example,
Speaker: I have a feather duster. It's on his last leg, though. Yeah, it's on his last leg. You don't use that for dusting. You use that for playing with yourself. It's my French tickler. Oh, tickle, tickle, tickle. No, but it's like I painted the kid's room this room. It's kind of a bright blue.
Speaker: And I was thinking about doing, I saw this, there's a trend on TikTok. It's where you take cotton and you put cotton on the ceiling with LED lights. And they look like clouds. Look up a cloud bedroom. And you'll see what I'm talking about. Cloud bedrooms. Like cloud decoration or something like that.
Speaker: Yeah, like what they have in like the. Yeah, I think that blue one. No, no, no, no, not painted on the wall. It's literally three dimensional clouds that you attach to the ceiling. No, that's not it. That's cool, though. I like that. Yeah, it's like LED. Those are LED lights. Yeah, but that one has to be probably completely white. There's a.
Speaker: Here's one with pillows. No, these are like literally attached to the ceiling. Yeah, those are cool. Kind of like that. OK, now if you put that in your house, how fast would that get dusty? Not as I mean, I've you have to understand I've lived in a number of places. So like in California, where I went to high school, is this place called Lancaster. And that was a desert.
Speaker: the high desert. Matter of fact, it's what it was called because the low desert was where Palm Springs was. Lancaster, Palmdale. It's funny because Lancaster is bigger than Palmdale, but Palmdale is more popular. It's more well known than Lancaster. Famous by, uh, what's his name? Uh, because I got high guy. What's his name? Uh, uh, because I got high. No, the guy because I got high.
Speaker: Oh, he's he's from Palmdale East Palmdale I Didn't know Palmdale was that big still to be East Palmdale I live on West Palmdale. I mean you can say like West LA East Hey Those cities are big enough to have that, you know, he's so ho that's New York
Speaker: Afro man, okay. So yeah He literally in his songs, you know, he's got a couple of good songs up but afro man, you know, he He literally he does the song Colt 45. I
Speaker: OK, and in that song, he says, oh, forty five, two zigzags, baby, that's all we need. Go through the park after dark, spoke that tumbleweed at one point, he says. Roll through Palmdale, East Palmdale, skating on Dayton Rims or something like that. I can't remember the lyrics off the head, but.
Speaker: Like you say, Palmdale, that's exactly what I think of. That's what pops in my head. I'm that bad guy. But like here, like if I get a cobweb, like I have in my stairwell, I have a 20 foot high ceiling and I don't have anything dusted with. I have to take like two debris handles together to get it cleaned up. And if I get a cobweb up there within a week, it's like brown, like a chocolate brown, because all the dust.
Speaker: So that's surprising. My fear is, because, well, it's dusty in Cancun. My fear is, so I put those clouds on the kids' room. I'm just going to have ripped them down in two weeks because they'll be filthy. I don't remember it getting at that dusty in Cancun. What I do remember though is it getting moldy. Yeah, you get a lot of...
Speaker: And I remember when we when we left because she brought I actually left. I was gone for like seven months, right? So they were clothes that I didn't wear for like seven months and that **** had like when she brought it to me and I was like, what the **** like it had like mold on it outside for a week. Yeah. And I was like, no, I'm just just just
Speaker: I'm a man parts. And then they say, I know I got some crazy ass growth growing on me and stuff. So I found something today and I thought it was funny. I got, I need to look it up. Okay.
Speaker: Let me go ahead and put it in. Uh, for instance, you know, the bra, you know, female is one of its name is over the shoulder holder holder. Right. Okay. And I saw some day for men's underwear that have funny names. Okay.
Speaker: And I was, somebody did a TikTok on it. And I was like, that's actually funny. It's different creative names for underwear. I want to read you a couple of these slang terms, so to speak. I haven't looked this up until just now. So let's see. Well, this is not just men, but this is cute.
Speaker: the rack pack. For women's brawl, the rack pack.
Speaker: Okay. I can see that. The chest rest. Okay. The nipple knapsack. Okay. That's good. I gotta put it. This is just getting women's stuff. I wanted to get the men's because, you know, you hear all these ones for women with the exception of the banana hammock. Right. I don't really have things for men. So, I wanted to... Hold on. I gotta look it up. And I wanted to...
Speaker: I wish I could find the post. Top 10 underwear nicknames. OK. Like, you know, draws. Mm -hmm. I don't need to see these pictures. Butt hovers. Yeah. The Nut Hut. The Nut Hut. The Nut Hut. OK.
Speaker: that's what we call them in boot camp because we had to wear there are a bunch of us that were called boxers, right? Right. The common term is briefs because that's when you buy them at the store. That's what they're called briefs. But yeah, we would call them that that us and then in the military, they would call them skivvies.
Speaker: skivvies. Yeah, that's like, what the hell is a skivvy? Like, I never heard that damn term before. You never heard that term. Not until I was in the military. And then when I was in the military, I heard it. I was like, what the skivvy? What the hell is a skivvy? So it didn't make any sense to me. But yeah, like, uh, boxers, uh, duh -duh -duhs. Yeah, duh -duh -duhs. Yeah, because you didn't like Superman. I kind of like the nut hut. That's kind of funny. The nut hut. I like that. I've never heard of that. I can see that. The nut hut.
Speaker: I thought I, I thought I'd find more because, uh, the girl that did the TikTok, uh, she's got, she's pretty big on TikTok. Uh, she's the girl call me Chris is her name. And she had, she rattled off a bunch. Okay. And well, like, well, yeah.
Speaker: Nuts pants chonies the bulge smuggler bulge smoke. I like that. That's funny Of course crepe smugglers, yeah Tidy wetties the skin mark the skin marks pavement The skid mark pavement the skid marks pavement
Speaker: That's nasty. That's nasty. As soon as I hear skid mark, I automatically kid. Yeah. You're like, I'm out. I'm out. I'm done. Yeah. I just ate too. So I'm like, I'm not. I'm like. Gross. Like, I'm just. Like, what? I mean, there's all sorts of the one of my favorite websites. OK. In the Urban Dictionary. Oh, yeah. Oh, you find all kinds of stuff in the Urban Dictionary. Well, actually, some of my best videos on TikTok, I did it.
Speaker: I think a trend called, uh, things used to not look up while, um, at work while you're in an airport terminal. I did, I did things not to Google while your parents are around and I came up like, like the Cleveland steamer. Okay. You know what a Cleveland steamer is? No. That's what it's on the chest.
Speaker: would never have thought to do it. Uh I gotta look it up. I have I have it. Is it like doing some blow off of somebody's chest or something? No, no, that would be that would be the nice that you would think what it has to do with the the snow dragon coming out your nose, I believe. Well, it's not.
Speaker: The what? Oh, hell no.
Speaker: So the definition of felching felching yes and and trust me when you look it up I Got multiple comics with what the fuck dude
Speaker: I mean, I mean, really. I don't know what the definition there is. I felt what it is. Felching the act of sucking semen from any human orifice. For example, anus, vagina. It can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum. Wow. I mean,
Speaker: I'm good. Yeah. Yeah. I'm good. But yeah, I mean, that's basically the concept. I have seven of these. I mean, if you're like really deep into somebody and again, everybody's all got different levels of kink. I get it. As we say on the show all the time, there's an ask for every seat. Yeah. But for me, there's a limit. That's yeah, that yeah.
Speaker: I don't like like chicken. Hey, I need you to felt me after we know. Yeah. I better keep moving. Look up. Look up the Alaskan Snow Dragon. The Alaskan Snow Dragon. I'm I'm basically going to turn size that I just love that.
Speaker: I literally just looked that up and I even went on the urban dragon, uh, the urban dictionary. Yeah, that's where I'm going. When it's, it's when eight girls giving you a head and when you're about to come, you ram your thing in the back of her throat and the cum comes out of her nose. So basically I don't know. I mean, the balls to find out.
Speaker: I mean, okay. I mean, I've had my, you know, I have my stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I've had drain before, but goddamn. I mean, I don't think I can't remember. Like I remember I'd say something funny.
Speaker: And then like, you know how, like when you drink a soda too fast and then somebody says something and then it comes out your nose. So I've said some stuff like that and maybe, maybe actually that might've happened to be honest. If the more I'm thinking about it, cause it's like, you're like, I've done that. Maybe I was, yeah. So I can, I can see that that may have happened. I just don't remember it. Cause it was so long ago. Yeah. There's the beauty of the urban dictionary is find stuff like
Speaker: wow i don't have enough kink to go through with this like one of my favorite things uh look up the sexual sexual act of the raging bull all right the raging bull not the uh not the robert denier movie the raging bull
Speaker: The raging bull is actually very simple. You take your woman from behind. And while you're deep inside, you go close up to her here and whisper some other girl's name. And then hold on for dear life. Oh. That's the raging bull because you basically, she's going to try to kill you. Yeah. Yeah. So it says, uh, well, this actually says different.
Speaker: And this is again from the urban dictionary. A near lethal cocktail of pure testosterone drinkers beware, a four loco, any flavor, a Red Bull, four shots of 80 proof, liquor preferred baka, and a male enhancement stimulant of your choice. Jesus Christ, that is like an accident waiting to happen right there. Be prepared for a night of shenanigans and they've still feeling similar to a high dose of cocaine and meth like
Speaker: Like that shit would actually, I would actually like to try that. But then I got to jump off my wagon again.
Speaker: I gotta jump off my wagon again, but I would actually try that. That's some shit I would like to drink. Well, like my brother -in -law just turned 18. And for his 18th birthday, I took him out to 18, you know, when his mom was there and his other sister, my wife was out of town, unfortunately. And I actually pulled the waiter aside and I ordered him a drink.
Speaker: Okay. And the drink is called a blowjob. So I bought the kid his first blowjob. Yeah. And his first alcoholic drink, all in one. And it did not go well, because he thinks alcohol is the devil.
Speaker: of one of them. So I ended up drinking it, you know, but I said, just drink it. Don't even worry about it. Because it's basically there's two ways to make a blowjob drink. It's Kalua and Bailey's. Yeah. And then there's another one that's a little bit stronger. But so I had to make a shot and he took a sip and ran into the bathroom like his mouth was on fire.
Speaker: because he'd never had alcohol before. And I sat there and laughed and drank. I thought it was hilarious. Oh, there he is. He got fixed there, Connor. How was that one there, Connor? Oh, we got to keep it quiet. We got to keep it quiet. Ah, OK. Sorry. No, I'm trying to. I was trying to mute myself before the inevitable siren went off.
Speaker: She is six weeks old today. Congratulations. Thank you.
Speaker: I think we've got making them down, Pat. I think not making them is what we need to work on. Yeah. You've got to get that pull -up game. You've got to be strong, brother. Oh, my god. Pull -up? No, man. Nowadays, they've got technology you can get. Oh, no, no. That technology, brother. Don't look at it. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, the best is the pull -up game. My pull -up game is strong. No, I don't trust it. I look at my sideways. Pull -up game doesn't work, dude. I look at my sideways, and she's three months pregnant.
Speaker: I just want to take some pictures That was really creepy
Speaker: It's funny if, it's funny if we're making fun of Chris about it, but when we're talking about taking pictures of your wife. My wife came out of the shower and laid down on the bed.
Speaker: I was down here on my feet working on something and I went upstairs and she was laying there on the bed in a towel and I was like, relax. I just want to take some video. She's like, get the fuck out. And I was like, ah. She's like, that's not funny. I was like, it's kind of funny. Because, Si, you said you wanted to fire Jeffrey Dahmer. Yes, I did. I cannot get past that first episode. I have not wanted to turn it back
Speaker: Oh, it's a great show. It's a great show.
Speaker: the first episode like that's what that's what brings you in is that first episode well okay well now everybody gave me shit for this but Si you kind of greet me the guy you see in the first episode that Jeffrey Dahmer's trying to attack at one point does he not look like fucking Spike Lee and not because he's black because of the way his haircut the way I was gonna say now from your point of view yeah you probably say some shit like that because we all look alike like that's like you think I look like
Speaker: I look like freaking uh, Dave Chappelle and shit. Like I don't look nothing like Dave Chappelle. No, no, no, no. But the way dude had a haircut, if you rewatch that previous episode. It was the 90s. Everybody had their fucking hair like that. I mean, fuck, I had my hair like that at one point. And actually I had a little ski ramp.
Speaker: Yeah, because it was the 90s and that's when the whole Dahmer series took place but yeah, it was Well, I didn't either cuz I didn't get into those fads nor those big like African pendants like everybody had the
Speaker: I didn't do that **** because I was like, I don't, I'm not from Africa. I was born here. What am I? What I know about Africa? Like, that isn't and then I got so much more heritage and my son who's third, he's like, he's turning 30 soon. Golf in the house. Golf. Golf. Golf. Here's the thing about Golf Hawk. Okay. I don't know if you see the chat there side but Golf Hawk. What's his golf? That's his username. Oh.
Speaker: Actually, he's a fan of the show. He's always on here. But he says stuff more racist than me. And when we found out the man was black, we were like, huh, didn't see that coming. But when Chris was like, Golf Hawk sent Chris his Instagram. And Chris is on the show like, huh, Golf Hawk's black.
Speaker: Like it was the biggest shock ever. It was that clip. Well, I'm trying to get that clip because it is the funniest thing ever. But every time Golf Hawk's on the show, we have to do one simple thing. And since Cy, you're here, this is for both of you. Hey boys, look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker: Hey, you know, it's fun. You know, you know, it's really funny though. You know, it's really funny though. Cause my stepfather's white, right? My mom, she was, she could pass his white, right? The first time I ever saw that movie was with my stepfather and he was playing that shit for me. And I was like, I'm sitting there watching it. I'm like,
Speaker: You know like that Quentin Tarantino, but he says like he I'm like No, I mean he said some shit like like I'm like damn did he just say that and Samuel Jackson like I could just I pictured it in my mind like they would they would cut the same like okay, and that's that's a wrap and then he'd go like up to Quentin Tarantino after the take like
Speaker: Motherfucker, did you really mean that shit? No. I could just picture that. I have a question for you, Si, as a black man. Sure. As a black man. Jango with Chain, yes. Yes. And I've had this discussion with Tony. OK. As a white dude, if I go into that movie,
Speaker: Yes. Me screaming out the n -word all the time. Not cool. Regardless. Right. Correct. Right. And and the question I posed to Tony and he said his answer was never is is when if ever am I allowed to use n -words? Well, like you are probably by far like one of my closest friends. Right. And we've known each other damn near 15 years. Yeah. Something like that.
Speaker: 15, 20 years, almost 20 years. God damn. That's a sad, that's a sad story. Right? That's depressing. No, but it happens like that. Like I see you both with babies and I'm like, shit, my babies, I just had to go make a run to go pick up one of her friends who's 12. Oh, I'm not making fun of your age. I'm just saying it's sad to hear that you've been friends with Jeff that long.
Speaker: I know, right? But this, no, my point is, and he's not my first white friend. Like one of my, a buddy of mine from high school, one of my, like we used to run together all the time. We got a lot of shit together too. He's white. He will call me that shit. And I checked his head. I don't use it. All right. No, my point. My. Why didn't you mute? Why didn't you mute, copy? Don't mute.
Speaker: Okay, but but anyways so in that movie I thought you're gonna ask me something else like was Samuel Jackson's character Like why was he so offensive or why is it? The concept of using the word it's never okay I had a I had a co -worker of mine actually say that shit at the job I'm at now and you know, I've been there damn near ten years, right?
Speaker: I wanted to punch the fuck out of it. I wanted to punch him right in the fucking nose because he said that shit, but he didn't know me. I did let it slip on the show. I'm sure you have because you racist. You will closet racist, but it's okay, though, because I still love you. I still got love for you. The reason why I let it slip down to I was quoting Kat Williams.
Speaker: Oh, well, I mean, quoting shit like now. That's what I said. Is it OK by quoting? For instance, Cat Williams talks about meeting Shaq. Right. I can't be friends with this guy, motherfucker, because it is, you know, I look at him and his dick's all on my bed and he's like, I'll do this bullshit. And then says the N word.
Speaker: I was excited. I know I was too. I'm I'm waiting for him to say I saw I saw a size starting to smile like. It doesn't bother me like it used to like is it like you have to understand I've lived in a lot of places. I moved around a lot. I've been damn near Gypsy but like growing up in California first races experience, you know walking back from school dudes yelling out the car.
Speaker: I was a teenager. Um that **** wouldn't play well in LA where I'm from. Right. That would have never been played. They, they probably wouldn't have rolled through that neighborhood at all because if they did, they wouldn't have problems but but here's the thing. When I moved to Texas from California, when I moved to Texas, I
Speaker: not immune to it, but it's just another word to me now because I heard it so much because one thing, and that's probably the thing though, like of all the places I live, I probably have the most respect for people from that state because I've lived in California. People are a little more pretentious. They're a little more like they're not wanting to share how they
Speaker: how they really feel. You might hate this person. Oh, hey, it's so good to see you. Yeah, they're totally fake. Down there in Texas, if they don't like you, they'll let you know. You walk in the wrong place, they'll let you know. And it's like that everywhere in Texas. And I respect that, because at least they're real with their feelings. They're real with their intent, and they're real with how they feel. But yeah.
Speaker: You got it. That's right. Well, here in Indiana, there's a lot of guns here, too. They got almost the same walls, right? Pretty much. I mean, when I first moved here, I was shocked to see a mom pushing a baby about the size of yours there in a stroller. And she had a Glock strapped to her hip. And she was wearing some Dukes. And I was like, damn, that's kind of a turnaround. But at the same time, no fuck with her kind of a thing. Like, if I go, hey, baby.
Speaker: and that's another like how do you approach somebody that's got a firearm that's actually shown like if you were doing I mean I don't do that but I'm just saying that's a sick piece yeah okay okay so I could hit him up like that or hey that's a nice
Speaker: Nice strap. What'd you get that? We're gonna pause for a minute because we got to go on break. We're gonna do a little stringer actually We're gonna do rum springers rebel yell This site, I don't know if you've heard this this band yet, but they this rebel yells, you know, it's Billy Idol. I
Speaker: That's what I'm saying. It's not like the Billy Idol song. It is. It's a, it's a cover of Billy Idol and they kill it, dude. You're going to be impressed. So check. Okay. I just watched wedding singer yesterday. Was that the real Billy Idol in that? Yes. Yes, it was. That is Billy Idol. That was the real Billy Idol. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Cuz I didn't I didn't stay for the credits cuz I was just like back and forth, but I actually watched the wedding singer for the first time yesterday Check us out on all social media check out rum Springer. They're a local band in Ohio. They're they Chris says the lead singer of rum Springer is is a reincarnated David Lee Roth this dude can
Speaker: Really? Oh yeah, this dude kills it. So here's Rub and Dead by Rumspring.
Speaker: Last night a little dancer came dancing to my floor Last night a little angel came pumping across my floor She said, hey, come on, baby, got a license for love And it's pretty expired Looking out from above, because In the midnight hour, she got more, more, more
Speaker: Wow, in the midnight hour, baby Four more more, yeah With the red bull, yeah She cried more, more, more Four more more, boy She don't like slavery She won't sit and wait But when I'm tired and lonely She sees me to my feet
Speaker: What set you free and brought you to me, baby? What set you free and need to hear about me? Because in the midnight I keep my normal mood
Speaker: Well he's out all night to collect a pair But just alone, just so long it don't mess up his head
Speaker: Cause I'd walk the world with you
Speaker: I drive your tears of pain three thousand times fully I tell my soul and have none, babe For money to burn with you Cause I'd give you all and have none, babe Just there, just there
Speaker: Resurrect when we get held, we've got more
Speaker: Yeah, a little rants bring it for you. Like I said, they kill it.
Speaker: This is an amazing rendition of Rebel Yell by Rumspringer there. Check out Rumspringer. We're trying to get them on the show here pretty soon. Check us out. Well, check out Rumspringer on all social media as well. Let them know, nonsensical nonsense sent you. Check us out. We are live on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch. And we are live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday.
Speaker: You can check us out on tiktok check us out on Instagram everywhere you find Social media stuff. We're there another sigh. I wanted to bring up this
Speaker: The older I get, the less I'm in the comedy. But then at the same time, I'll have my hankering for comedy. I think I told you last week, because Jeff and I, he's one of my great friends. We're always calling each other all the time. I told you, I watched the Chappelle, one of the Chappelle skits for the first time.
Speaker: not as skits, like from the Chappelle show, but one of the comedy specials that you had on Netflix recently. And I was like, oh, that's some funny stuff. But, you know, just I was in Florida right now and I just flipped it through the channels and then I just landed on AMC. So they just started playing like movies back to back to back. And I was just watching that. So Wedding Singer happened to come on and I was watching it.
Speaker: And then it was like to play music from the 80s. And I was like, OK, I like the 80s music. I've never seen this, let me watch it. It's a very nostalgia movie. That movie. I could see the nostalgic factor, definitely. Drew Barrymore used to have a crush on her back in the day. I've never really had a major thing for her. She's a hit and miss for me. Yeah, I mean, there's been some movies where she'd been like, damn, she's
Speaker: She's bad as hell and then other moves like one of them. She's gorgeous. What are you saying? But then you see her and other things and you're like, yeah, I'm good. They're like Charlie's Angels when she's fighting and stuff, you know. Yeah. When I was younger, I had a crush on her. Now, it's Salma Hayek. I don't give a **** how old she is. She's that's a bad **** like she's just bad. She's just fine as hell. Like Salma and that's like like like you know, like what was it? Like a hamburger cheeseburger to like filet
Speaker: You can't really compare. Apple said I was comparison. I never have a bad taste in my mouth if Christina Ricci's on the screen. Okay, that's it. I have a thing for that girl.
Speaker: since day one, her and I are roughly the same age. But like, if she's on screen, I mean, you know, I think I've seen Blackstick moan 400 ,000 times. But that's for different reasons. But that is also good. Which one? Blackstick moan. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. She's chained up and shit. Yeah. I mean, I want to see Chris. But I would like to see her naked all the time. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. I was going to say like, uh, what was that? Sleepy Hollow, like with the bodice. And she was just, I was like, damn, very boisterous. Um, we had Dave, we had Dave on the show, uh, a couple last weekend, but, uh, Dave's got a real big thing for Lucy Lou. And I was like, you know what? I got you. I, I, I, I, I, I understand it. I got a thing for freckles, man. Yeah. Well, also,
Speaker: I don't know what, like the Freckles, you know, you know my wife. That's what had me. She had me at Freckles. Like seriously, I was like, damn. There's certain attributes about certain people and regardless of whatever. Yeah. That just if they got it, I'm done. It's all right. Call it a day. I'm ready to jump in head first. But when it comes to Adam Sandler movies,
Speaker: Okay. Wedding singer is right up there on top. It's, it's, it's like top five because well, the guy that sings, the guy that's singing, um, the boy George looking one, that's actually, uh, the art, it's an arcade sibling. Yeah. There's like five of them in there or three of them.
Speaker: I did not know that. Chris actually told me this, but I can't, sibling. That cast is so perfect. It's one of those movies where you can't, you can go to movies and go, such and such would have done a better job in that role. Wedding Singers, one of those movies where you can't replace anybody in there. Even the Juice Pack Glen,
Speaker: that plays the love interest of Drew Barrymore. Yeah. That guy, he killed it. You know, I mean, yeah, everybody. I mean, the actor was good. That's what I was like. I was I actually watched the whole movie because I will turn. I'll turn quick on a movie like if I if I'm not feeling it or I'm not into it at all, I'm like blue and I can't. And then when a one part, though,
Speaker: That one part of the movie that got me roll was like, he's a wedding singer. You're a wedding singer. Your job is to sing at weddings. So it's got to be happy. It's got to be joyous. He's like, I have a microphone and you don't. Dude was like, like when his heart got broke, Adam Sandler was just like,
Speaker: and just like talk about how love sucks and love stinks and that shit was like I was dying. He's singing that song he wrote to Drew Barrymore in that room and John Lovett's in the corner going, he's losing his mind. Yes, yes. That song, I need to put it on my playlist because it's just genius. I just want to let you know that I was listening to you hear it a lot.
Speaker: But, you know, we've not 100 % formally announced it, but Si and I are actually talking about doing a movie podcast. So, because I watch everything. I'm not a big horror guy, but we could be, I wanna, yeah. That's my kid's life. My kids like it. My kids like it. They don't ever wanna watch anything except horror movies. Like somebody getting slashed.
Speaker: and like like crazy psychedelic clowns come out the sewer. Hey, Georgie. You want to believe you and my kids. Yeah. That's not me fucked up. Which one? That's not me fucked up. Fucking it. It. Oh, no, but Tim Curry rocked it better than than that kid. The other guy.
Speaker: Well, I think in my opinion, I've seen the scenes of Tim Curry and I love Tim Curry. Yes. My favorite movie of all time. And it's this movie. There is no gray area with this movie. It's you love it or hate it. There is no gray area. Okay. Everybody that seems said movie will agree with me and I'll fight anybody to say different. Okay.
Speaker: it's either love it or hate it there there is no gray area it's if you can kind of tell if you mesh with somebody buy that movie alone because tim curry that's top of his fucking game and unfortunately tim curry right now is is struggling i think he's wheelchair bound right now but
Speaker: Really? Yeah. Well, I think I read that somewhere but I follow him on Twitter and the dude like Somebody was like is Tim Curry dead Tim Curry's like no, I'm just wheelchair bound calm down But Tim Curry and the dudes a savage he's awesome Mm -hmm. Oh and he's so diverse to know granted in in comparison like the two it's Right, which one which one looked scarier and which one was scarier?
Speaker: okay uh uh the new one looks scarier because well obviously makeup's improved and stuff like that but i've never fully seen the original i've seen okay stuff but the clips i did see i'm like you know what i'm out i don't know fuck that you know it's not like i have nightmares or anything like that but there's a reason i don't have nightmares because i don't watch fucking movies like that because i'm not an idiot
Speaker: I've got, you know, it's funny. I've got, I've got the first DVD or I've got the DVD of the original cause it was actually a mini series that aired on CBS or ABC, one of those. Um, and I think it was like a three part, four part mini series cause it ran throughout the week. Um, but they made it into a movie on DVD. I still have it. It's sealed. I bought this shit six years ago.
Speaker: I bought it six years ago because I was telling my kids about it. And I'm like, oh, we're going to watch it together. And they just won't, they don't want to sit down.
Speaker: And well, you know, like too busy. Uh, when I got the HBO, I was going through the, you know, the first thing I knew when I get into new streaming services, I go to all the movies they have and I scroll all the way from top to bottom A to Z. And, and I'm like, Oh, fuck, I can't believe that. I haven't seen that movie forever. Blah, blah, blah. And I was sitting here talking to Kevin, my son, I said, I said, Kevin, sit down and watch this.
Speaker: you know, different movies. And of course, you know, the classics came up like, you know, everybody in my family loves the Back to Future series. It's the perfect, perfect trilogy. There's nothing wrong with those movies that are perfect. Then you have like. That's another one where the acting you couldn't you can't change the cast. You can't you can't replace anybody else's career.
Speaker: There's online, there's a video of Nick Stoltz who got replaced by Michael J. Fox. And if Nick Stoltz would have done it, it'd have been a hundred percent different movie.
Speaker: Like it would have been, it would have been more of a, this is a fucked up movie. This is weird. You know, like there's a reason why he got recast and like Michael J Fox, there's a side by side and there's no audio, but there's, if you put it side by side, he's saying the same things that Michael J Fox said, but
Speaker: But you watch Nick Stoltz's reaction to his outfit, everything is 100 % opposite. And it's like, whoa. And I mean, I'd love to see some of the scenes with audio and like to see what they sound like. But like I sat Kevin down and I said, we're gonna watch Ace Ventura.
Speaker: Now, back in the day Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey was king when he came out, everybody loved him, everybody loved him and then everybody was quoting him and all that stuff. And I sat there and I could not get through the movie.
Speaker: Like it's not that it didn't hold up, but I think I've seen this too many times. Kevin loved it. He'd run around the house voting and stuff like that. But there's a whole bunch of stuff on there that like, what was it they had?
Speaker: I can't remember the name of the movie. There's a movie that we were going to have a family movie night before the show tonight. And I was going through HBO and I was like, oh, here, let's watch this. And I got outvoted within 30 seconds. No, that's an old movie. And I'm like, no, it's not. It was 93. And then I remember that it was. Oh, yeah. Well, like in my house, if it's past 2005,
Speaker: they're not even interested. And I'm like, damn, I know you guys are missing out. Well, you know, I mean, you, you, you look at movie stars today versus movie stars when we were kids and like Bruce Willis was everywhere and, and, and Arnold, Arnold was everywhere. And now you see, you know, Kevin Hart is, is in Jumanji looking like the products and you're like, and you're like, calm down. Yeah. You're a comedian. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. The Rock. I mean, I, and again, I, I like the guy. The Rock. I like his story. I like, I always like stories of like overcoming adversity and whatnot. Those are, and I root for him. But like, as far as like acting, it's just like, really? Did you really just say that? Like you said on the show, you've seen one walk, one Rock shit rule. You've seen them because he's based the same dude, but that doesn't stop me from watching it.
Speaker: My biggest problem with movies is I find one thing that's unreal and I fixate on it. And I'm like, really? Like I just watched that movie, that Vince Vaughn movie where he freaky Fridays with that chick, but he's a serial killer. It's called Freaks or something like that. It's Vince Vaughn as a serial killer and he switches bodies with this girl.
Speaker: As the girl, Vince Vaughn is, or the girl is now Vince Vaughn, so she's a psychopath. She stuffs a, a school girl. You know, they're, they're like seniors in high school or whatever. Yeah, she's swap. She's, she puts them in a, um, sub zero.
Speaker: Oh, like a deep freeze. Like, but no, it's like, it's like a sports medicine thing. It's like a sports medicine thing. If they're in a high school and this thing goes from, from room temperature down to like 2000 degrees below zero in 30 seconds. And I'm, and I'm sitting there, I'm like, I got totally taken out of the movie. That's like, uh, it's like, why would that be in a high school and who fucking high school can afford that shit?
Speaker: That sounds like a day after tomorrow, like the helicopter flying and then all of a sudden, and then the guy comes with the helicopter like, and then he just freezes it up. It's like, yeah, I don't get that. But, you know, I, I, I'm, I, I watch everything. If it looks even remotely interesting.
Speaker: I'm like, oh, I'm in and I'll watch it. And like one of my favorites back in the day was, uh, what's his name? Uh, I literally just had his name on the tip of my tongue a second ago. Um, the dude from say anything, what's his name? Uh, Oh.
Speaker: Oh my God, it's gonna drive me nuts now. I got it. Yeah. Jesus Christ. John Cusack. Thank you. John Cusack. I love John Cusack. Anything he's in. One of my favorite movies of all time is High Fidelity. And then they redid it. They redid it into a series with Zoe Kravitz.
Speaker: as the main character and it was, it was hard to watch. I couldn't get past three episodes. She's actually a pretty good actress. She is, but they, they. She looks so much like her mom. I'm like, God, it's like Lisa Bonet's clone. Like here she is. No, Lisa Bonet.
Speaker: Back in the Cosby's, on the Cosby Show, oh man. That's the only reason I watched the Cosby Show. Really? She's like, what, 10 years older than me. She did a Playboy spread. Really? Not that long after the show was out. Yeah. Well. Yeah, look it up. It's pretty. I might have to. I need to look at that. But like, she's in, what's funny is Lisa Bonet is in the original High Fidelity. Mm -hmm.
Speaker: with John Cusack. She plays a singer that John Cusack's character hooks up with and the whole concept of high fidelity is it's about a guy that owns a record store and his his girlfriend breaks up with him and I love that movie but okay gross quite blank uh what was it uh
Speaker: What was the summer movie he did with Demi Moore? One Crazy Summer and then Better Off Dead. I love those movies. I can't get my kids to watch it. I'm like, this is a good movie. And they're like, no, I'm out. All right. So what would you say? And maybe we should go around the room and ask this. What's one movie you want your kids to watch, but they won't watch it with you?
Speaker: If you could only choose one, you only had one. I know, Connor, I know your kids a little, and I know you guys have, like I'm seeing you guys, it's bringing back flashbacks because my baby's like 12. That one's too easy. That is Top Gun.
Speaker: okay okay my kids my kids think airplanes are the coolest thing and things in the world and then i sit down i'm like you gotta see this this airplane movie it's so cool it's their flight and they have zero interest and i'm like yep you know what it is the problem with with your kids watching top gun now is there's a lot of dialogue a lot of stuff that needs to go on that they need to understand that they're not at the capacity to understand it
Speaker: Yes and no. The coolest part about Top Gun has always been the dog fights. The dog fights, of course. It's the play. Who cares about all the rest of it? My kids can sit there and get over it. What about you, Nick? What show are you going to present to your children? I honestly don't even know, to be honest with you,
Speaker: I mean, if I were if I was to be something, obviously, when Miracles, you know, gets the age, I would probably have to be Resident Evil because I'm like just obsessed with those that whole movie series. OK. Yeah, you can tell you know, he's a blick. OK. OK. That's your click move. That's a click. That's a click move. Click thing. Yeah, it's a click thing you want to understand.
Speaker: Yeah, and Chris is constantly like him and his kids watch horror movies all the time. I've never understood the pull of a scary movie. I mean, don't get me wrong.
Speaker: What was it? I just I watched something the other day. Well, the wife and I were watching. We finished watching. I was like, that was fucked up. I like it. But I'm not going to rush to go. Oh, what else is this done? You know, whatever. What about your side? What's another movie that you want to show your kids? They don't want. Actually, what you just what you got, you just said about Top Gun, because I actually have a funny story about that. It's because of that movie.
Speaker: because of that movie Top Gun, I wanted to be a naval aviator when I grew up. And I specifically joined the Navy to do that. I did the same. I specifically joined the Navy because of that. How'd that work out? I joined the Navy. I didn't make, I didn't become a pilot, but I had a plan in my mind. I'm going to be a pilot. I was close though. I actually worked on the flight line. And what's, what's really funny about that, I had, you know, being in the military,
Speaker: dealing with folks from different places and whatnot. I'm a street kid. I grew up in Cali. That's just how it was. I mean, South Long Beach, Lancaster, the Lancaster is not as hard as LA, but whatever. I grew up around the city, urban environments. I got to meet real country people when I first went in the military.
Speaker: No, but the funny thing is about top gun this is my point My old chief petty at my old line my face is my supervisor We used to bump heads all the time because he used to say hey get out there and train a bird 315 and Call me shitbag and call me names and she like
Speaker: I used to butt heads with him all the time. Fast forward to today. He came to my house. First time I'd seen him almost like 20 something years, 30 years, right? And he, uh, we went to that, see that movie with my kids, with my daughters and they loved it. They loved Top Gun, the new one.
Speaker: And the new one's phenomenal. The new one is absolutely phenomenal. Absolutely phenomenal. Matter of fact, I got a poster. I'm going to be putting that up on like all this. This is the guest room. This is really my office now because we don't even have people come over. I'm going to take this thing out the way I want to deck it out. When I first saw the new Top Gun, I thought it was
Speaker: And then I watched it again and I was like, what the fuck's wrong with me? This is like, I love it. It was absolutely phenomenal. Like that movie, I watched it twice. No, I thought it was great. I watched it twice after that time, but I went with him, my old chief to see it. And that was just, that to me, that movie is priceless to me the first time I saw it.
Speaker: Jeff, the reason that you keep getting cut off is because anybody who even starts to criticize Top Gun should be cut off. No, no, no. I love Top Gun. I love both of them. I thought they were great. But I have a thing with Top Gun. I have yet to see the new one. So don't spoil. No, no. Not going to spoil it. I'm not going to say it in case any. And even somebody that hasn't seen it yet. Oh, shit. Random Rick with the Iron Eagle. Iron Eagle was good.
Speaker: Watched the shit out of that light. I won't because it used to come on HBO all the time I every time I came on HBO and it was it was on I would watch it But I had a friend in high school that's still top man because it I knew it was a Buddy of mine in high school. He passed away a couple years ago. I wonder he had a
Speaker: He was born with brain tumor. So he couldn't do a lot. And I became president because we were both in the movies. And he introduced me to Iron Eagle. And the only problem I had with Iron Eagle was it was kind of, I'm like, why is a high school kid in an F -14?
Speaker: F -16 sounds at 16. So F -16 is an Air Force plane F -14 is a Navy plane No, but also to like Navy people Air Force people they butt heads yes, but also when the planes with aviation they definitely butt heads because Think about this way think about this way Air Force. Yeah, they got great jets. They take off from their base and
Speaker: They go out, fly their mission, do their run, fly back to their base where they know where it is, and land there, right? Naval aviators off a carrier go from zero to 100 and whatever to get airborne, go handle their business out wherever they got to go do their run or whatever. They got to come back. They got to find their base.
Speaker: because it's a ship that moves in the water and the water is very big. Three quarters of the world is covered by water. And then land on it, going full speed like a controlled crash and snatched up by a tail hook to make the plane stop. If they miss, they gotta pick up again. At full speed, the reason why they go full speed is because if you miss that grab wire, you gotta hit the gas and keep going. Exactly.
Speaker: The only thing I'll say on that, because I do have to comment on it. I feel like I'm being personally attacked. Oh my god, you child. Yes, child. There is a video online somewhere. I saw it on TikTok of the difference between an F -16, i .e. the plane that I used to work on. I'm just saying, it's just the greatest aircraft in the world. Oh, so you were a crew chief? Yeah, I was a crew chief. OK.
Speaker: How's the PC? In the Navy. The F -16 comes in, lands, butter. I mean, just absolute butter. And it's on a regular runway. And an F -18 comes behind it and just smacks the ever -loving shit out of it. So, I mean, you can say they're more skilled. But I think that given the same aircraft,
Speaker: an air force pilot could do the same thing that a naval aviator can. Well, I just know how to slap the shit out of a runway better. Yeah. Okay. But in defense of that, smack that ass and we're very gentle about it. Yes. We're more finesse flyers, more finesse flyers. I'll give you that. I'll give you that, especially because the air force, they typically invest more into their aircraft because that's what they are at the air force. I mean,
Speaker: no planes. You're not even a force. I swear to god. Yeah. She was a **** floor. Oh, somebody's in trouble. Anyways. Oh, you're waiting to hear the first and last name. Right, right. Somebody's going to get it. Somebody's going to get yelled at. Yeah. But but what I was
Speaker: The way of the landing, they have to land that way because that's the only way to safely land the air, believe it or not. I know it sounds horrible, but it's basically a control program. But also too, and you were a crew chief. I was a plane captain. The guy was my old leading petty officer that I went to the movie with. And I used to inspect those planes. Like that was my favorite. I love that job. It never got old seeing those things take off and go vertical. It never got old, ever. Best memory, working in an air show, being a plane enthusiast.
Speaker: Walking around seeing all the planes from all the different services and branches, but I have a question for you Did anybody show you the football trick? Who the football trick? It's like the mortar trick with a football. No, no No, I mean I only I did four years and I got out so I didn't retire I just
Speaker: And Owen went out to see once. Well, the football trick is you have the ram that launches the planes. Yeah, yeah, the catapult, the shuttle. Right. So at the end of the shuttle, where the catapult stops, you set a football there. And you're heading into a, I think it's a four or six knot wind. Oh, into the wind, and then the ball will actually come back. And you really come right back to almost where it took off from.
Speaker: I've seen it once. I haven't seen it. I've heard about it. I've heard about now that you talk about it. I have heard about that. When I was in the Navy, I bounced around a lot because of my job. But I was on an aircraft carrier.
Speaker: This guy was like, you guys want to see something cool? I was like, yeah, sure, first time on a boat. Let's check this out. And he took us up on deck and it was like he contacted whoever was driving and had him turn into the wind and shot this football. This thing has to go, had to go a country mile. Like literally, you lose sight of it. You can't say it so hard. And then he caught it. That's crazy.
Speaker: and it blew my mind. And, you know, one of the craziest, coolest things I've ever seen, and I've always wanted to replicate it, but I've never got a chance because I was only on a boat once.
Speaker: But yeah, that was the great thing about the Navy is you always see something. Somebody always had something cool to show you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's that's the part that never got old. I mean, it was like every day was a challenge. Every day was well, I also anytime somebody would teach me something I was willing to learn.
Speaker: Which is why I ended up going to jump school and sniper school and everything else. And you know, one of the reasons why I went into bus was because they told me they were going to teach me how to blow stuff up. And I was like, I'm in. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. One of my, yeah. Any military movie. And that's, that's the thing. Like we should, when we do our movie show,
Speaker: I think we should do like, that could be one of the lines, like the best military movies and then the worst military movies and then we can identify why this is horrible. Right, right. But it comes down to the beauty of movies in general. It's the greatest escape from like, if I know if I'm having a shit day and I can put on
Speaker: a certain movies and be like, haha, for the next two hours I've forgotten about whatever the fuck I was pissed about. But I want to show my kids, I want to show them Austin Powers, but I have to wait until a little bit older. So they'll understand it. That makes sense.
Speaker: But one of my favorite movies, like Kevin and I really get into parodies, parody movies, they crack me up. Hot Shots, one of the funniest things I've ever seen. That was hilarious, with Charlie Sheen. It cracks me up. I loved Charlie Sheen back in the day. Yeah.
Speaker: back when he was, he was still wild, but we didn't know how wild he was. Yeah. Cause cause the internet wasn't invented yet. But like, uh, like you were just saying the worst military movie ever made is the movie Navy Seals. That movie is so inaccurate.
Speaker: Navy SEALs, like where they're jumping off the bridge. Yeah, he jumps off the bridge. I know a lot of Navy SEALs. None of us would do that. We're not dumb. Yeah, but y 'all, I mean, you're the best of the best. I mean, I like that movie. I thought it was pretty good. It's a good movie, but it's so accurate. It's seriously, it's hard to watch. Well, like even seeing it done wrong is just shit.
Speaker: Well, and then, Connor, you're going to agree with this, right? So like you said, Top Gun. Top Gun is definitely one I want to show my kids. There's a couple of other movies I want to show them. Goodfellas. That's one I want to actually watch that yesterday. Watch that yesterday. But I think the subject matter is a little too intense right now. But like, for example, talking about how fake stuff is, the part in Top Gun, the first one. Nick, have you seen the first one at all?
Speaker: Nick, have you seen the first one? You've seen the first one. Yeah, I've seen the first one. Okay. So, I'm not ruining any good for you. Okay. So, if you haven't seen Top Gun. Oh, they're inverted. Yeah. That would have taken off the vertical stabilizers in a heartbeat. That close like that. That would have been air disaster. Like so. They even mentioned it in the movie. They even mentioned it that that
Speaker: Well, that's and that's not that's not the problem. The problem is you got two up and down. They've got vertical. Yeah. Go like this and vertical stabilizer goes like this. Right. It happens. Right. With the vertical stabilizers. Yeah. When you go to when you go to air shows like you see the Thunderbirds and the the Blue Angels both do the same trick. They'll go and they'll fly and they'll fly just like that across. But instead of being on top of each other, they're stacked with each other. They're stacked like that.
Speaker: it looks like they're perfect. Yeah. Oh, I see. Mind trick. Yeah. Right. Yeah. No, that's right. It is. It is a hilarious bit though. Yeah. Foreign foreign relations. Yeah, it's foreign relations. Yeah. You know, I was in the Navy for 40 years and and I know nothing about the planes because I've never dealt with them. It's on
Speaker: I can I can relate with that because like I could tell you everything about the F eighteen because I was a plane captain. Yeah, I had to inspect the thing you kind of you can relate this because you were a crew chief on your bird. It's the same thing like you you become partial to your bird. Right. The reason I got out, I actually transferred to a different plane. I went from
Speaker: the elite fighter plane in the Navy, which at the time was F 18 to the E2C Hawkeye, which is the one with the big dish on the top. After that, I was like, I can't I can't do this anymore. I probably would have stayed in if I would have if I would have stayed with my birds. They're very huge. They're very huge. But like going into the planes, working on the planes, working around the place. I love that. Love, love, love that.
Speaker: But I don't understand, I can't go into what they call the Black Shoe Navy. And Connor, they have the Navy, they split it into two branches. They call it two different branches. There's the Black Shoe Navy, and then there's the Brown Shoe Navy. The Brown Shoe Navy are the air dales, the people that mess with the planes. Black Shoe Navy is everybody else, basically. So. Yeah, so answer. Well, there's three different types of Navy.
Speaker: You have semen, semen, semen, airmen, firemen. And then the CBs. CBs have their own. CBs are technically firemen. Oh, okay. They're in firemen class. They're in firemen class. Because that's originally what I went in for was firemen. Okay. I was firemen first class. And then I went into bloods training and everything went out the window. But it was one of those things. Green strips. One of those things. Yeah. I had my nice whites and pans.
Speaker: Yeah, but those whites, I hated those whites. And I'm a third generation. See, Connor, I would have been disowned. Honestly, I would have been disowned if I went any other branch but the Navy. Because I'm third generation. But if my second choice would have been the Air Force, just to be fair. Fuck no. Those things are dark magnets. As soon as you put it on, it's dirty.
Speaker: as soon as you put it on. I would constantly get in trouble for my shit. Yeah. It's like as soon as you put it on and you can keep it encased in plastic and sealed. Yeah. I I rock the khakis all day. That is wow. Oh yeah. khakis or I didn't get that high. I I only had nungarees. So, we had like the blue jeans but working on the flight flight line and you so much
Speaker: Iron Eagle versus Top Gun. Iron Eagle's not real, as realistic as Top Gun is. It's very, I mean, you got to be, I mean, the fact that the 16 year old kid is flying. But the F -16 is a fly by wire jet versus the F -18, which is all those cables and wires and whatnot.
Speaker: So why my wire is the electronic system. It's pretty fine. But it's more sensitive though, right? Well, so in the F -18, y 'all have, you've got your center. Center stick, yeah. Yeah, you get your center. We have a side stick. The side stick throttle on this side. Y 'all's moves left, right, forward, back, and 360. Ours doesn't move.
Speaker: It goes based on which as soon as you put any sort of force forward or back, that's exactly how it goes. If you push really hard, it's not gonna move, but they're just gonna go. My uncle, he was in the Navy, he's an admiral, which is why I got away with a lot of shit.
Speaker: But, yeah, well, I'm one of the only people in the Navy. No, but I'm one of the only people in the Navy. My dad's an admiral. I knew that was going to come up. No, but I'm one of the only people in the Navy that got in trouble for water skiing next to an aircraft carrier. Do you know who my airplane is?
Speaker: Yeah. How dare you pull me over? Right? Do you know who I am? Last name's Hawk.
Speaker: I can see you doing that shit. I'm totally visualizing him getting pulled over. Do you know who I am?
Speaker: We're an admiral.
Speaker: So I'm on an aircraft carrier and my buddy had bought water skis in Japan. And we decided it would be funny to weld a T -bar to the elevator and lower the elevator as low as it goes. And then shimmy down the T -bar and hang on to it while being tied to it and water ski next to the aircraft carrier. And the captain of the boat screams out my name
Speaker: and the boat for seconds stopped. And he screamed, I want you in my office. I went to my bunk, grabbed my sat phone, walked in the office with a case of Jack Daniels and dialed star one.
Speaker: and got away with it literally the phone rang twice he looked at the bottle attack looked at who the number was being called and went get out of my office
Speaker: That's crazy. Oh, it was dumb. Shit. Because I mean, you've seen the size of an aircraft carrier. Now, did you ever? I was on an aircraft carrier. So I know how big they are. You ever do a jump off the side? No, I never jumped off that side. I thought about it because I was losing my mind out there. Another reason why I got out. But yeah, I was like, I can't. Like after a while, because we were out to sea for like four months straight. So after a while, the water
Speaker: Like you just want to get off after a while, but it's massive. Like I couldn't imagine being on one of the smaller ships, like the support ships or even like the crew, like the destroyers. And it's funny, like we're in rough water and I just like, you see the horizon going up and down like this, you don't feel it. But like, then I look at the small boys next to us.
Speaker: They're doing this up and up and down in the water. I'm like, I would so good. We didn't have ice cream yesterday. I got to go get her ice cream. So what? You said what about a hurricane? Did you ever run into a hurricane? No, because it's the aircraft carrier. We can't we can't go through hurricanes because you got birds strapped to the to the ship. They can't mess them up. So we would steer away from rough weather. No. Cat three came out of nowhere.
Speaker: Really? The scariest thing I've ever been through is a category three on an aircraft carrier where I don't care who you were, you could not stand up. Scariest 30 minutes of my life as they're trying to get us the fuck out of range. Yeah. Cause usually that's what they do with the literally just came out of nowhere. Yeah. Calm and all of a sudden pissing down rain and the boat's going 10, 20 feet higher than 20, 20 feet lower. And you know,
Speaker: Water landing on the deck. On aircraft carrier. As somebody who's been on a carrier, you know how big a carrier is. It's what, 30, 40 -foot drop? It's pretty fucking tall. That's pretty fucking tall. I mean, just to, I can't imagine water jumping up to the top of the, I mean, it's got to be, that's got to be a shit storm, literally. It's a literal shit storm.
Speaker: It was pure panic for 35 to 40 minutes of them trying to get us out. And we weren't even close to the middle. We were just off to the side. And they, you know, 30, 40 minutes of them heading the opposite direction. It was just hell. You could not convince me to join the Navy. You couldn't have given me a big enough bonus. It's not a job. It's an adventure.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. That's what they told us. It's not a job. It's an adventure. Relax. Exhale as it goes in. Right. Oh, my God. Those are some of the best salespeople in the world, though, recruiters. They will tell you anything selling you on anything. I did the delayed entry program. So the last six months in high school, I was already in the Navy.
Speaker: Like I went to boot camp the summer before my senior year. And so my first year in the Navy, I was still in high school and my job after school was go to the recruiting office and help out where I could.
Speaker: whether it be going to other high schools or, and I got taken out of school all the time to do it and all that stuff. It was great. But it was, but literally right after high school, I was on, I was on flight the next day. Wow. Yeah. Yes. I signed up in summer or no, in spring and I was gone in the summer. But like I was able to - They lied to me. They lied to me. Everything they lied to me.
Speaker: They say they told me they made it sound like I was going to be on like a like a eight week vacation. They made it sound like like I was going to get to choose my duty, like my station and everything. They made it sound like like a whole bunch of grandiose things. Or maybe I just envisioned it wrong or that didn't read between the lines. Yeah. You know, you definitely have to read between the lines while you're. Well, I mean, but you're 18. You like I was 18 when I signed up. I don't know. Didn't know any better.
Speaker: uh yeah but uh but i went straight from high school graduation i think i had two days after high school graduation i was on a flight that's crazy yeah that's crazy yeah and then after buds i was in jump school then sniper school uh high school graduation back in 79 good lord oh my god
Speaker: I wouldn't have been born yet. I'm about to say. I'm probably the oldest one here. I'm probably the oldest one here. You're older than I am, aren't you? No, dude. I'm pushing 50. How old are you? I'm pushing 50. Get the fuck out of here. Are you serious? Yeah. Yeah. I turned 40 years. About three years. I turned 40 years.
Speaker: Four years now three years. It'll be three years cuz my birthdays birthdays coming up. So yeah It fucking it hurts me to even say that shit like Oh, yeah
Speaker: Oh, yeah. And Connor, I'm going to give you some advice of an older person to explain something to you. And Cy will agree with me. Right around 35, 34, 35, 36, you'll wake up one morning and go, oh, I don't know. Do I eat it? It's daytime for you. You'll say what? You will wake up in the morning.
Speaker: You'll wake up in the morning one day around 34, 35, 36, one day, and it's different for everybody. You'll wake up one morning and go, wow, I don't know fucking shit. I'm an idiot. Yeah, I haven't hit that one yet. You will. You're 20s. You're 20s. You think you know everything.
Speaker: I'm pretty awesome. I'm super super intelligent. I know most things. I still I still tell my kids is dad. How do you know that? It's like his dad knows everything.
Speaker: Yeah, well, my kids are. Because at what your kids are now age wise, you're their superhero when they get to like the teenager years, like where I'm where I'm at now, like my kids are clowning on me like they're talking about because I'm starting like with my knee and shit, right? My left knee is starting to like it's it's like sore and stuff sometimes, especially coming upstairs or something hits it like collides with it. And I'm like, ah, and then like my my kids are clowning me talking about
Speaker: Yeah, your knee is prehistoric. Yeah. That was my youngest. My youngest. She's like, your knee is prehistoric. Scott, Chris is out of the bar. It's a artifact. Chris is out of the bar drinking. Mine is for the show tonight. So that is lame Chris on that side, I'm just saying. Scott is Chris's and Nick's dad. So. Yeah. And Joanne is
Speaker: this step mom
Speaker: But it's one of those things. We're gonna get wrapping up here a little bit, but it's inside. I know you agree with me. One of these days, Connor, you'll wake up, and like I said, I usually have them on 35, 34, 36, right on that area. You'll wake up and go, yeah, I'm a fucking idiot. Yeah, see, I haven't hit back yet. I can't.
Speaker: I can't agree with that because I just turned 40 last month and I don't know everything. Like I, when I hit 34, 35, 35. Well, maybe you're just a late bloomer than me. I'm just saying because one day we all wake up and we instantly humble ourselves going, I'm a fucking idiot. We know you are Jeff. I just don't think it'll ever happen. I've known, I've been an idiot.
Speaker: I mean, honestly, like, I'm the type of person that if there's something I don't know, and if I'm interested in learning about it, I'm going to learn about it. And I'm going to humble myself to know. I don't understand anything about that, but I'm going to go ahead and study about it. But like common sense stuff. I've been when you hit 34, 35, 36, you start to lose all of that shit that you used to know.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. Let me take this. Take my. What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?
Speaker: in your 20s and I'll explain it again so your wife can hear Nick in your 20s you have this mindset where you're like I know everything you can't tell me wrong my choices are out yeah well you're a glick we let that go Scott I'm just yeah see no no he's he's just tracking all that's right what I'm saying is it's like
Speaker: In your 20s, you feel like your decisions are always correct. Yeah, I'm talking to Jesus. And then right around your 30s, mid 30s, you go, maybe I should actually think about what I do before I go. Oh yeah, definitely. Definitely. Because when I was like in my 20s, I was like, oh, hell yeah. See?
Speaker: I hang with Scott on this okay I see
Speaker: But you're also wearing 20s, Your Honor. OK, it's not going away. It's not going away. It's not going away. But it will. It will, because you know what? For me to sit down. You're replacing with the other one. For me to talk about my 20s, to me, is 20 years ago. That was 12, not 20. Oh, yeah, that's a whole half a month from ago. That's right. But see, that's how fast it goes.
Speaker: like it's just yesterday. I remember when I joined went to boot camp. I remember what I was wearing. I remember how I felt. I remember the first time that you honor me talking about get the fuck out of your rack. You know, banging on the trash cans and shit. I remember that like it was yesterday. I've done that. I remember holding my my my oldest and she's as as old as your your daughter was now with that you were holding right now. I remember that she's fifteen right now. Yeah. In the other room. I don't even want to thank
Speaker: with first thing in the military, which is voluntarily going back to basic training. What an idiot. Now that was just dumb. I didn't know when I said that was dumb. Exactly. That was 30. If you're in mid thirties, you go, oh no, this is dumb idea. Oh yeah. I hate myself for it right now. I hate myself.
Speaker: But yeah, it's one of those things. Anyways, we're gonna go ahead and wrap on up. We're gonna do our best. This is a great shot. Thanks for having me. Well, hold on. Don't go away. You got to stay to the end of the song because we got to do our assignments. Oh, you got to coach me up on that, right? Yeah, I'll coach you up on that. It's just a signature sign up. A signature sign up? A signature sign up. Yeah. A signature one? I got a fine one.
Speaker: Connor's brushing out the guitar, too. No, this is what I do during breaks. Oh, smart. I cannot find our side. Christopher, I'm going to punch him. There it is. OK. So this is our thanks everybody for listening. Thanks everybody for watching.
Speaker: We're still live on Facebook, YouTube, Twitch. You can find us on Spotify. You can find us everywhere you find podcasts. You can email us at nonsensicalnonsensepodcast .com. We even have a merch store on Teespring under nonsensicalnonsense. But yeah, check us out, Twitter, Twitch, everywhere you find your social medias. And this is BlacktopMojo with one of my favorite of their songs, Wicked Woman.
Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red She waits for space into the wind and she commutes with the dance She throws the ball
Speaker: Raise the blade above her head As I break down to the breach, she said Oh, muggle in the sky Take this back with bite I wanna live forever And no spirit in the earth Give me a new birth, maybe a time
Speaker: A thousand eyes look on and she starts to feast There was a smile on her face as she watched my soul leap It's the last to back her head as blood ran down
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No man, like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich crack of pregnant with a cheese baby.
Speaker: All right. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and borrow your bathroom key as well. Yeah. Bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring it back and that'll be 1362 and I'm going to have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage. Watch side. Watch, watch, watch, watch.
Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. Just that. Just that. Oh, I'm sorry. Good lord.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: I'm all alone in the sky Take this sacrifice I wanna live forever And I'm a spirit in the earth Giving my love up Maybe you can't lie here
Speaker: Yeah, that's a black top mojo with wicked woman. Thanks everybody for listening. I am Jeff here at Nonsensical Nonsense. The normal guys are not here today, and they would normally give their sign up. So I'm going to go ahead and do that for them. Tony would say, hold on, hold on, hold on. What the fuck? Of course, Chris would say that if you can't be good, be good at it.
Speaker: Sorry, what do you got to say to the people for your sign off? Bye. Sorry. I don't know. Y 'all be good. Stay classy. If you ever want to try something fun, try a quarter. Nice. You got to do actually speak.
Speaker: Well, uh, as I always say, DEUCES! And I'm gonna hit the button here. So, let's - DEUCES!
