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Speaker: what's going on everybody happy hum day welcome to nonsensical nonsense long time no see did your son bitches miss us i'm sure he did

Speaker: Well, not the others, the other guys. It's not me. If not the other guys, you guys definitely miss me. I know you miss me. You missed the chat. That's okay. What's going on? Shatter's box. How you guys doing? Hopefully you guys are having a good week so far.

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Speaker: So apparently somebody was at a daddy Yankee concert, I don't know, or pit bull or something. I don't know what the hell he was doing. He didn't even understand that. He didn't understand any of the words. Yeah.

Speaker: I believe it. I originally planned not to be here. But I wound up being in town but then I went out. Hey, you're a nurse? How you been, stranger? And then Tony went to the movies with his kids. They went and seen Black Adam and they went to dinner. So he actually

Speaker: he he actually started the show about an hour late. Which is fine and dandy at that at that point, I you know, I I told him if he wanted to run it, he could run it. If not, no biggie. We just skipped Saturday night. Not the end of the world. And then about an hour into him starting the show, I came back from the bar because I just went down to the bar around the corner and had a couple beers. I was hanging and hanging out down there a little bit. I was I was actually

Speaker: I got tired of working on podcast stuff here at the house and I wanted to get out of the house. So I actually went down to the bar and had a couple beers and continued to work on podcast stuff on my phone. You forgot me. She forgot that you were going to be out of town. I was, I didn't want to, I thought I was going to be out of town, but you know, I just changed. Uh, but, um,

Speaker: So then I came back about an hour. I think we really did. I was just going to ask you about the Halloween movie. Did you like it? Oh, yeah, I liked it. We'll get to that. But I came in about an hour late. Then Tony and I did about another hour. I only did about two hours Saturday night. But then I went and fucked around on TikTok the rest of the night.

Speaker: And then we literally, well, because getting out of the stadium was a fucking nightmare. So we went and crashed in a friend's house who was with us. She was like, you guys are just going to crash in my house as opposed to trying to find a way home and all that shit. So we did that. And then we got up first thing in the morning, came back here to the house, quick showered, changed the clothes and went off to Iscorette on Sunday.

Speaker: because it was Day of the Dead and they know it was correct. It's kind of like walking into the movie Coco with the exception of not real dead people. But we go to that every year.

Speaker: Well, I can't tell. Everybody was dressed like skeletons. I'm pretty sure it was paint. I don't know. One guy, the one dude, he must have been working all day because his make was all runny. I was like, damn dude. Well, I'm also, I'm sure it's also hot as balls down there still too. So that don't probably

Speaker: fair, very well with the makeup. If it's hot as hell, people are sweating and everything else. Yeah. Well, it's outside, but it's, it's technically in a jungle. So it's like, you know, it's like monsoon season. You know, I mean, it's always mugged. Kevin. Who's on

Speaker: Who will you be on Facebook? I forgot we were even on Facebook. I forgot, too. No, but we really didn't do. Oh, Kevin. We really didn't do. What's up, buddy? Trick or treat here, because usually they do something here. Yeah, I joined a little bit later. But it never got off the ground this year, so we used to do it.

Speaker: Yeah, we are. What's going on, Kevin? What's up, buddy? You actually doing the show tonight? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, no, we went trick -or -treating, actually. We went trick -or -treating last Thursday and Monday night. We went trick -or -treating. Hence why we didn't do a show one day, because it was Halloween and we were all out trick -or -treating with our kids and everything like that. And, uh... You might as well need to take off the mask. Halloween's over, Chris. You're still scared. This is my sexy face. This is my sexy face. You might not think so. Other people do.

Speaker: The mirror doesn't count. I am. I am a sex symbol. Yeah, I did join him later and what up, bitch? I joined him later and I came in full of pissing vinegar and started pissing everybody off and hurting feelings. What are you gonna do? Don't make stupid ass comments and think that you can get away with it, especially after I've I've been nice.

Speaker: So, I came in, dude, I came in Saturday night just, just hungry as hell. I was in a good mood, you know what I mean? Like I wasn't being an asshole, I just. Wait, why is it when you're not being an asshole, that's the one I miss.

Speaker: Well, it's because I don't like you. I've been lying to your asshole. You're always fucking here. I don't like you and you're always fucking here, so I had to be in it. See, it all comes back to you, Jim. You're the problem. I get it. Common denominator right here, folks. Simple math. 1 plus 1 equals 2.

Speaker: And when I'm not around, Glick's not an asshole, but when I'm here, he's a real son of a bitch. I don't know why. I sort of think it might be me. Well, no, can't be that. No. My name's Nike. Well, since you asked, Christopher, Monday night football on Halloween, the Cincinnati Bengals versus my Cleveland Browns with the one and only Grim Sacker, Miles Garrett on defense.

Speaker: Dude, I've got to send you Miles Garrett's Halloween decorations. He goes all out. He loves Halloween. He goes all out. So last year for Halloween, he was dressed up as the Grim Sacker. He's the defensive end, and he's one of the best defensive ends in the league. And he just sacks the hell out of everybody. This year, he was dressed up as, what's his face from Stranger Things? Vecna?

Speaker: Okay. Okay. Well, yeah, he was dressed up as him. Well, his, his decorations for his house, like last year he did a cemetery and all the gravestones were of all the quarterbacks that he sacked. Well, this year, um,

Speaker: he uh did a whole stranger things team and all the quarterbacks that he sacked he had like their jerseys and they were skeletons nice and they were being pulled down into what the upside down is that what was called on stranger things yep yep so and then he had like a big thing of joe burrow in his front guard but anywho

Speaker: So, we went trick or treating. I got home at the end of the first quarter. It was zero to zero and I'm like, here we go, Cleveland. Didn't miss anything. Yeah. Well, right before half Cleveland started scoring and they just started putting it on Cincinnati.

Speaker: They beat them 32 to 13 and they probably could have put at least one more touchdown. Probably a couple of vehicles on the board. They were just man handling Cincinnati. So to answer your question, Chris, it was awesome.

Speaker: It was an awesome game. Speaking of Stranger Things, Robert Downey Jr.'s family all dressed up as Stranger Things thing. I saw them. Robert Downey Jr. went as Hopper. His wife was Eddie. And literally, she's hunched over in the photo as in like she's headbanging. And I hadn't looked twice to actually make sure it was actually her, not another, like not a guy. She actually

Speaker: Looked really good as it is. I guess his youngest or or niece or whatever was was a young 11. It looked really cool But now we didn't we

Speaker: Monday night, the wife and I went out to a Christmas party and she's like, are you going to dress up? I said, yes, I'm dressed as a psychopath. They look like everybody else. She's like, you got to dress up. So I throw on a jean jacket and my cowboy hat. And I went as a rip from, according to her, I was ripped from Yellowstone. Uh, I wore a costume to the bar Saturday because apparently they were having a Halloween party.

Speaker: Yeah. Who would have thunk it? I don't know. I just wanted to go have a cup. I'm just here for the beer. OK. Yeah. So the bartender. Yeah, still got beer, right? Yeah, it was like in the second hour of ER nurse. It was right as soon as I came in, basically. So the bartender, she comes up and she was kind of talking a little bit back and forth. And she was like, so what's your costume?

Speaker: And I was like, I don't know. I'm one of two things. It's just like, what's that? And I say, well, I could either be your next mistake or a bad decision tonight. Your choice.

Speaker: She started laughing her ass off. She's like, I gotta give you that fucking serious. This isn't a joke. I just want to take some pictures. I just want to take some pictures. She was like, she was like, that was good. I gotta give you credit. I gotta give you props for that. She said that was actually funny and you're not even trying to actually pick me up. You would just, I was like, it just popped into my head. It was the first thing I could think of. I'm actually trying to pick you up.

Speaker: No, I really wasn't it was just it was I was kind of off in my own world and she she said She came over and started making conversation. It was just literally, you know how quick I am there You know I didn't plan on dressing up. I wasn't planning on doing anything for Halloween. My wife's like, hey, there's a Halloween party I was like, I guess

Speaker: She's like, well, we have to dress up. And I said, I don't fucking have anything to dress up for. As or whatever. She's like, put your boots on and put your cowboy hat on. I was like, yeah, there you go. I'm ripped from Yellowstone. And then I go just taking your shoes off and put a pair of shorts on and you could have been a hobbit from the shower.

Speaker: Christmas party I Don't listen to you when you talk again, it's part of being married for 25 years After 25 years of marriage to this guy

Speaker: selected. Wait, what? I just I just nod. Did you see I tagged you in in Facebook today? No, but we've known about that movie. Is it the Bert Kreischer movie? Yes, but it's the trailer. Yeah, I haven't looked at it yet. I came home and I got busy and I was on the phone. I was on the phone. It's a like it's like a minute and a half trailer. Shit. I totally forgot about that. I'm going to have to damn it. I meant to do that at the gas station.

Speaker: I was going to buy me the power ball up here is up to like $1 .2 billion. Oh, that's not 1 .3. I'm okay. Yeah. I noticed I said billion. It's like those guys, like it's only a hundred billion. Yeah. Cause you know, the other a hundred million got laid around really probably that's a lot. 1 .2 billion. 1 .2 billion. I think the lump sums like four or 500 million or something like that.

Speaker: That really breaks my heart. I know I meant to buy tickets when I went to the gas station, got my beer. I was on the phone and totally slipped my mind. I know exactly what the fuck I do with myself. As we both have stated, you'll never know if I win the lotto, but there'll be signs. I mean, there'll be signs. Oh, yeah. Brand new lifted.

Speaker: 2023 dually I mean there's gonna be signs yeah there's gonna be signs when when when we when we do the show and I'm sitting in a and a completely state -of -the -art custom state -of -the -art customized studio with a producer that literally all I have to do is turn my mic and camera on actually he'll do it for me or she'll do it for me whichever you know I'm not you'll have just a maid coming by Mr. Glick would you like to be your

Speaker: Yeah!

Speaker: Yeah. Is this one open? It's not **** brand new. I'm just going to I'm just going to have a fountain installed. It's just like a never endless beer supply. Yeah. Yeah. Just a tap that I can grab like right. It sticks out on your camera just like the mic. Yeah. I can just reach over and go.

Speaker: and scream out like Paulie Shore with a tooth! Just literally just uh right there in the show just pull it'll be on a boom mic so I can just pull it down better yet better yet you just you do the whole episode from the floor so you're laying underneath the tap it's constantly pouring in your

Speaker: Kind of like a TikTok video where they're like, I'm thirsty. And then they dump a bucket of water on their face. Refreshing. No, but no, there'd be signs. I mean, how much is an aircraft here? I'm just saying. I would definitely be making that trip to Cancun that we were talking about.

Speaker: I would love to stay at your place but you're not going to have to. While you're here, buy that hotel and we'll stay there. Jeff, I would love to stay at your place but only thing is, you know that hotel in the in the tourist zone or whatever you call it? Yeah, that's now the the the residency.

Speaker: Trump's got my logo. I have the Ritz Carlton. I'm just saying It's the good Carlton. Okay, first of all, first of all, we all know my ego

Speaker: You know my ego it's got it's got it's got spray painted on this side of the building the champ was here just like

Speaker: I was going to say, you know my you know my ego, you know damn well. It's not going to be some fancy names. Just be like the champ. Glick. This is all I was going to say. Glick is the most tacky.

Speaker: So, it's going to be called the Glick Glick is Glick is the champ hotel. So, that way everybody has to acknowledge me as the champ. All my employees. Welcome to the Glick is the champ hotel. Welcome to Glick is the champ hotel. So, they'll be like they'll be like uh like strobes and sirens that go off every time. So, it's just constantly running. Nobody sleeps. Yeah. No, every time you say Glick is the champ, he gets

Speaker: I got mine down in my car, but they need to go back in my car tonight Oh, I don't have an extra

Speaker: Okay. Anywho. Yeah, there'll be subtle changes if I hit the lottery. I don't think I would like from the rooftops but there were subtle changes.

Speaker: What the fuck was that? That's my beer. You have a cake on a boom mic?

Speaker: maybe the counterweight was a bitch but I figured it out this team of scientists took me up just just give me a fountain and I'll just have a ladle and I can just ladle it out just like no you just set it up like a like a water fountain from high school yes well I want to be able to just have it beside me on the show as I said I'm just gonna be like a little ladle and I could have a fountain that's and I just ladle it out

Speaker: I can't really think of what major signs I would have, except for like the 47 vehicles that I would buy in a single day. At this point in my life and kind of the mood that I've been in lately, if I hit the lottery, I would go full -on Jeff mode and just

Speaker: buy shit that I don't need for no fucking reason other than my everyday life. I would be driving around in a fucking tank just because I could buy one literally in a week long conversation with my wife right now. She just walked out to me to let me buy a 3d printer.

Speaker: And the one I want is $550. If you get a 3D printer, I want a war machine suit.

Speaker: Dude, I found a website, it's all these different like pre -designed things. You just have to size everybody. I found Mandalorian helmets. I found the Iron Man war machine. I found Hello Kitty's, the whole nine yards. I'm like, look, look. I found like a Harry Potter castle. I'm like, this will be awesome on my desk. Why do you need it? I'm like, cause it's cool. I mean, oh.

Speaker: So she's contemplating it, but I don't see it happening. She's like, how much does it cost to run it? I said, to run it doesn't cost that much. A film that's only $20. And you do a full helmet with a roll of film. I've been doing some serious research on it. I'm looking at the... Oh shit, what's it called? I have it here. It's the...

Speaker: I am three is is $250 and then the five which is the one I want is 550 but it's it's all about the size of the basically and what like the the five I can do two helmets at once

Speaker: and it'll roll up to three rolls of filament at once. So it can change colors midway. It's cool. Nice. Don't worry, Tony. We know if you hit the lotto, you'll be some dumb shit going on in your world, too. Oh, Amanda, 100%. The problem is, the problem I have with the 3D printer is I looked. Just to do the Ironman helmet is 72 hours of printing. Now, you literally said it and forget it.

Speaker: But I don't think one's going to be enough. I have to get like two or three. Some of the things I want to set a whole other room just for my favorites. The last thing you need in all honesty is a fucking 3D printer. Because you're going to print up some of the dumbest shit.

Speaker: Oh, I will too. Well, I saw a couple things. As we all know, my family, we're huge nerds. We love Harry Potter. I found a whole, what is it? 47 pages. I think it's 10 items per page. Nerd. You're a fucking nerd. Nerd. You're a fucking nerd. Nerd. No one likes you. Point this down. No one likes you.

Speaker: No, but I found like a platform nine of quarters here kind of side that I'm like, that'd be cool sitting on the front of the house. But I felt like chandeliers, you can 3D print chandeliers, crazy expensive will only cost you about flux in 3D printing material. Because the hardest thing about Cancun is the fact that they don't have really nice lighting features.

Speaker: I haven't found anything that's really blowing my socks off. So I'm like a 3D printer, fix that problem. But every time I bring it up, I hear the same thing. No. Well, you know what? No, as I've told you in the past, one word squashes that argument.

Speaker: Yes, but I, but I'm like a, as you know, Chris, I'm kind of like a fungus. You're a girl. No, you know what? Actually, actually, you can do three words. You can do three words, actually. You're up two times. You can add a fourth word if you really want to prove your point. And you can say Europe two times. Bitch. Really a search yourself as a man in the relationship.

Speaker: And we wonder why you're single. I'm just saying. I mean, common denominator. They gotta learn their place. No, I'm just kidding. Their place is obviously not with you. Well, you know. But I went over, we went over to the Dodge dealership, and I looked at Jeeps. And I had a heart attack when I saw the prize.

Speaker: the down payment oh shit holy crap that's crazy i think chris froze he's that or he's just staring at me like a dork which would be normal but i looked at cheeps and then we looked at uh uh i have a question for you and well i think chris froze he's probably resetting his router or switching to his phone

Speaker: But yeah, I don't know what happened. I was just watching the screen go blank with squirrellies or crossers. Right. So like I was saying, I went and looked at Jeeps.

Speaker: First of all, Amanda, first of all, Amanda, the first thing Jeff and I do, if we ever get 3D printers is turn off middle fingers and send them to each other. That's just, that's again, that, that was, but I'm also going to, I'm going to do the case. I don't want to say that to him as well. I'm like, I always, he's going to get the middle finger and he's going to get the suck it simple as well. That's too easy.

Speaker: Yeah, those are things that we already know is going to happen. You know, it's, it's kind of like last week. Yeah. It was like last week you, you posted that picture of the, the trail cam.

Speaker: And all I see was a picture. I didn't even see what you wrote. And I was like, I mean, I mean, I was commenting. I mean, the funny thing is Kevin Hawley posted, he says, he says, I'll go as the Ewok. I'm like, dude, really? I mean. Well, there were more than one Ewok. There was more than one Ewok. I know. But at the end of the day, I mean, that's kind of like my bad. Anyway, you know, he's a nerd, too.

Speaker: But so for those of you guys who don't know, go to Facebook, nonsensical nonsense. But you can see the actual picture. But Jeff posted a picture of somebody had trail cameras set up. And a couple of people decided. Now, his buddy, the story behind it is this guy set up trail cameras. And he was telling his buddy, he's like, I'm going to get pictures of all the deer I'm going to shoot. So his buddy, knowing that he had trail cameras and ordered a Chewbacca suit,

Speaker: and an e -walk suit. And him and his son went out there at 3 o 'clock in the morning and walked in front of the trail cam because he thought it would be funny. I was like, I get it. And I posted on Facebook saying, Chris, I know what we're doing next week. And Chris was like, I'm in. Say no more. Because, I mean, we would totally do that.

Speaker: I did see, I don't know if you've seen the video of the guy messing with his buddy on the trail cam. It's a TikTok video and the trail camera's in the tree and this guy shows up with, you know, you bite, you have antlers that deer will shed off and he's got him and he's slowly bringing it up on the trail camera so you can't see him, just the antler.

Speaker: And he does it a couple of times and his buddy keeps sending him pictures, dude, look at this, I'm gonna fucking get that thing. And then he sends him, he takes some of Billy Bass fish and puts it up there too. And then he gets a message, you asshole. Yeah, right. I was like, yeah, I get it, I get it. You son of a bitch. I have a silly question for you.

Speaker: Nope. It's Wednesday. I'm not doing silly questions. I'm only on my second beer. Saturday, before we had it out, we went to a couple different dealerships. Your wife had to pick you up because you're on your duty or working your ship to the glory hole. Yeah, sure. No, we went to the Jeep dealership. Daddy, can I see you soon? No. We went to the Jeep dealership to look at the Rubikots.

Speaker: and I abruptly had a heart attack when they told me how much the down payment was. And - I can't, I can't, I can't get over the fact of how they do shit down there, man. No, seriously, it's 35 % down. Yeah. And like the cheapest one is like 60 grand. Oh, Rubicon's are expensive. Yeah, they're crazy expensive. So it comes down to like, I would have to drop 15K.

Speaker: And then, then it was $1 ,000 a month payments. And I was like, who the fuck is buying these fucking things? El Chapo? $1 ,000 or $1 ,000 pesos? $1 ,000. $1 ,000 pesos is only $50.

Speaker: Look, I have to clarify because sometimes you're like, I have $500 ,000 in the bank account right now. And I'm like, no, the fuck you don't. It's pesos, isn't it? That's $250 ,000. Yeah. No, but so I was like, you know what? Chevy's literally one block over. Let's just walk over there. Saturday, at noon on a Saturday, Chris, they were closed.

Speaker: exactly what I said. Who the **** closes a dealership on a weekend? That's like the that's like prime time sales, especially on a Saturday. Exactly. That's what I said. Well, okay. Well, hold on a second. Hold on a second because it was it was Halloween weekend and I know that like in Mexico, they celebrate

Speaker: They celebrate, you know, the day of the dead. And I don't want to butcher what it's called, but it's it's not just one day. It's it's a lead up and everything. Right. Right. But Cancun is not that town. But Cancun is also a tourist city, so there's not many tourists that are going to come buy a car on a Saturday. No, but the people that work in tourism have Saturdays off, too. Yeah. Well, this is true, too. But you also. You're not here for when you're in town.

Speaker: No, exactly. They're there for the residents. But you also have to understand that, you know, living like I lived in Charleston. Right. And I understand that sometimes something or wonky and crazy schedule wise were for places. But that was because they based their their the majority of their revenue and their income is off a tourist.

Speaker: So during the tourist season, you might see weird hours. But that's again, a dealership makes no sense. Right. It doesn't make sense. By law in Mexico, if you own a business, you have to have your hours posted, okay? Either by the door or on the door. So I went up to the door of the Chevy dealership and it says 9 a .m. till 11 at night. And I was like, it's fucking noon. Where the fuck is everybody? Not a security guard, nothing.

Speaker: and Dodge only had one person working and she was, it took me 20 minutes to get her, coax her out of her fucking office. What's up boss? Hey Jody, what's going on? Hey Jody, go Browns. But I wanted to go, I wanted to look at the new. I was nice. I was looking at a couple of different things that Chevy might have, but nobody was there to talk to me. So I was like, fuck them.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm almost wondering. My wife said maybe it's because it's holiday Halloween weekend, like you said. Yeah, I was going to say I'm leaning more towards it might be that it was it was a holiday weekend. So well, that was more than that was that was I was expecting to fuck you. I messaged I messaged Jody Monday afternoon and I had

Speaker: all my Browns gear on. I said, go, go Browns. She said, yeah, you're going to be like that. That's how it's going to be. I said, you already know. And I'm getting ready to get you on that. Open book. Yeah. And she's like, take that jersey and that hat off. I don't know why I bought them for you. Because I'm awesome and you're awesome. Duh.

Speaker: There it is. I just got the **** you. Thank you. No, but I but Honda was open. I went over a Honda and they don't have anything for the van.

Speaker: I've been nice. I, you know, I've been nice all week. I wanted to rub it in. I really did. But I was like, no, I'll be nice. I wish I would have known that game was going on because I'd have called him like, so Brown's going to win this, right? Yeah. I honestly, I didn't expect the game. I mean, the Browns are five and O against the Joe Burrow era. Joe did hurt his vagina and missed one game. So technically he's four and O against Cleveland, but.

Speaker: I can't even I can't I like the kid. I think he's awesome. I can't even really make fun of him because he had a nasty injury and to come back from it and then go to the Super Bowl. He's an impressive. He's an impressive quarterback. But

Speaker: What happened to the what happened to the Fiat? You guys got happened to the Fiat.

Speaker: Honestly, Dodge and Fiat are the same company. So while we were at Dodge, we were checking on the Fiat. The Fiat comes down to its

Speaker: They didn't want to give us a discount running in there. Like they're like, this is the price. Take it or leave it. I was like, all right, we'll leave it. Bye. So we're going to go back and actually talk to somebody else because the chick there just kind of pissed me off when she's like, no, I can't give you a discount. I was like, all right, bye. I mean, fuck you. But something that did strike my eye is the new the new Dodge Journeys are really kind of nice.

Speaker: They look like miniature Durango's. They're really kind of cool. I just can't pull the trigger on that because it's a journey. The journey's... I will say... After hearing all the horror stories, after hearing all the horror stories, I got a bad taste in my mouth when I was a parent. I will say, in my experience owning a journey, it probably would have been a lot different for you because you are like a foot smaller than I am.

Speaker: No, it's not about the size. It's about, like, they've had so many issues. The transmissions are... Well, I owned one. I own one. And it was a great vehicle. It was nice. Like Haas said, they look nice. They're a sharp vehicle, man. They are really nice. But my problem, and this is my problem with Dodge in general, they're not very comfortable.

Speaker: No, they're not. And and for me, I could never I could never get comfortable in it or find that you know where you concrete.

Speaker: Yeah, well, you know where you find that happy medium when you get the seat with like The distance between the pedals and everything and and getting comfortable and I could never get that was my biggest that was my biggest Problem with the journey but other than that, I mean it was it was it was a pretty cool fucking vehicle at the end of the day I've actually talked to a couple of people about the journey because I can get used journeys all day long. They're they're

Speaker: they're a dime a dozen, but the reason why they're a dime a dozen, because they're basically dog shit, like rear seals and there's just constant troubles with them. So it's like, I don't even bother them. But I did, I think what we're gonna do, if we can't get a deal on the Fiat, I think what we're gonna do is buy a cheap vehicle for six months,

Speaker: Drive it, save up a little bit more, and go drop the money down on the new Jeep. There you go. Because those Rubicons, man, boy, they are nice. And it is, it's kind of like, I have my dream car, my Eclipse, you know, all that fun stuff. Money's gonna get started throwing into that here pretty soon. But she is, my wife is hugely in love with those Jeeps. I kind of like them.

Speaker: So I think that's what we're going to probably end up doing. We just got to find something decent cheap. Let's say y 'all need to get a car, man. You need to stop. And I've been telling you this. So I live in a town where I can catch a cab in like 30 seconds. Yeah. So it's not that big a deal. It's when you get in spaces

Speaker: Like over by Dodge and Chevy, there's an IHOP there. Well, getting a cab over by IHOP is like pulling fucking teeth. So, I mean, I can always Uber all that shit, so that's not a big problem, but it's, that's the main issue. It's like, if I want to go now or if it's pissing down rain, catch the cab as a bitch, that's the main issue. Other than that, I really don't need the car.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, I mean that's it's more of a convenience factor if you guys can just pull the trigger and buy something, you know, and and we've told you avoid loans. Yeah, definitely avoid loan trips in the journey. The journey. But again, pause you and pause you and I are bigger guys. Jeff's almost a foot shorter than I am. Yeah. So it might be a couple of years ago, my wife and I took a work trip.

Speaker: And they flew us to Mexico City, and then we rode in a Dodge Journey for like an hour and a half to the next main town over there. We were flying by for timeshare. And that, I mean, it was mildly comfortable and big enough, but like I said, I'm not that big of a person, so it's not gonna be it.

Speaker: Yeah, actually, Jeff might be shorter than Kevin Hawley, to be honest with you. I'm 5 '3". I don't know how tall Kevin is. I would assume, based on pictures, Kevin's like 5 '6". Yeah, I think he's about 5 '5", 5 '6", something like that. Yeah. Well, I'm 5 '3". I'm 11 '5". You're Hobbit size. That's what I said. I'm surprised. I would come in a Happy Meal. I'm just saying. That might get you put on a list if you start coming in Happy Meals.

Speaker: I knew you were going to say that just as soon as I said it. I was like, yeah. Going, going, going. I'm the toy and I have to make it too easy, man. You make it too easy. No, but what was it? Well, I looked, I saw something. There's a couple of Mercedes that I'm looking at used Mercedes that are

Speaker: What's going on Marcus what's going on brother Long time no see I feel like it's been what since Saturday night. I haven't talked to you Sunday night no Sunday night. Oh, I was on I would I got on tiktok Saturday night And I got on tiktok again Sunday because I was off Monday. I took Monday off I got a couple days of vacation that I got to use by the end of December and

Speaker: I've got almost a week's worth of vacation that I gotta eat. So I just took Monday off because I had stuff to do around the house and had to go to the grocery store and all that jazz. So I just took Monday off. I used the vacation day. So Sunday night or Sunday, I just laid around the house. I got stuff done and went to the grocery store and watched scary movies most of the day. And then

Speaker: uh, Sunday evening, I was like, I think I'm going to go down to the bar and have a couple of beers. I went down to the bar and a couple of beers. No, I only, no, I only had, I only had four beers. Um, but there's, there's some corner bars up here that about 20, some years ago, I used to live at, you know, I was there every night and I wasn't, um, I wasn't always

Speaker: It's seven o 'clock. All right. I got to take this phone call. It's Austin School. All right. Go ahead. Uh -oh. Seven o 'clock. What the hell are they calling for? That bastard. Well, while he's doing that, I have an announcement. As of the 8th, which will be next Tuesday, I will be at the company I'm at for one year to the day. I'm kind of excited because I get a bonus.

Speaker: But yeah, it comes up one year. I just found that out yesterday. They mentioned it to me. And they've been bitched on me. I'm going to take a vacation because I don't take times off. So I'm actually hoping that I might take some time off. We're actually contemplating doing Christmas in Europe this year just because it's something we can do.

Speaker: But my wife was talking about the four of us doing Christmas in Paris or London, something like that. We gotta work out the details on that. But that's all. Oh my God, back is killing me. That's something I'm hoping to do. I don't know how I'm gonna work it out for the show.

Speaker: because the time zone is like eight hours difference. So I'd have to do the show at two o 'clock in the morning. But yeah, while he's doing that, we're going to go ahead and click go on break. And I have to pick the wrong button. So let's see what we got here. Scroll, scroll, scroll. Doo doo doo doo doo.

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Speaker: blacked out mojo out on their social media, let them know we sent you. And of course, welcome back to non -sensical nonsense, a podcast that doesn't actually make sense, but we're here anyways. Chris is still on the phone, as you can tell, apparently something going on with us at school, no big deal.

Speaker: But check us out on all social media. We are everywhere you see. Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Twitch. No. Wow. Really?

Speaker: But yeah, check us out. Check us out on our social media, our Facebook fan. Fan page? I guess it's a fan page. I'm constantly posting stuff on that new trailer for it. The machine is up there. It looks really good. Oh, I think somebody's in trouble. While Chris is doing that, I have something. I'm actually looking up for everybody here. I want to do like a top 10 thing here.

Speaker: OK, this is from across the web. This is like I said, waiting on Chris, but I'll go ahead and get started. So this is the top.

Speaker: I think 12 or 13. Songs most sung and karaoke, I thought that'd be interesting. The first one is Queens, don't stop me now. The next one, how many, it's not numbered. Okay, so it's 11.

Speaker: That's Kevin. Kevin, that reminds me, how tall are you, sir? We were having that discussion a little bit earlier. Number 11 is I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys. Number 10 is Summer Nights from Greece. Number 9, Billie Jean by Michael Jackson.

Speaker: Number eight, Love Shack by the B -52s. Seven is I Will Survive. Who the hell sings after me? Next is Wanna Be by Spice Girls. Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond. Dancing Queen by Abba.

Speaker: And number one is Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. That's actually not terrible. Is it sad that I know all those? As Chris is still on the phone, he's even, oh, I think she's in trouble. Kevin, if you're available, I'm gonna send you an invite. I'm gonna see if I can't do this here.

Speaker: I'm going to see if I can set the date. I have to bring my face up. My computer says hello. Right? Dot, dot, dot. I can see you saying in that column. Let's see here. Who messed with my face?

Speaker: There it is. Do, do, do. Ah, now I have it up. Let's see here.

Speaker: Uh, the problem with, probably Kevin, I don't know which one you're on. I mean, for fuck's sake, you have like 14... ...things. Here we go. Wow, this thing's slow. Are you a Holly? Let's see if I can find...

Speaker: Chris is doing a couple of invites out here. Connor, I just sent you on to

Speaker: So come on up. Let's have a conversation. Chris is probably yelling at his kid because somebody's in trouble. Links are set, gentlemen. Kevin, I'm assuming this one's yours. Try to figure out how old this one is.

Speaker: Because Kevin has like 14 fucking... Jesus. There is... You know what? Yeah, Kevin, I sent him the right one. So if you're up... Oh, it's because he's live.

Speaker: already so you should have yours I believe I sent it to you come on up help me out while I'm waiting on Chris cuz I think he's yelling at his

Speaker: Let's see. He's just sitting there watching me. I'm going to put the link up. Let's do all live tonight while Chris is doing that. So on our Facebook page, nonsensical nonsense. I'm going to put up the link. Anybody wants to come up.

Speaker: I'm gonna put up here soon as I find it It wants to come up tonight because Why not it'll be fun So throw the stream yard up there if you guys want to you can come up on the live tonight what Link is gonna be

Speaker: on our Facebook page. Faced. There you go. Emmy wants to come up tonight. We'll do a come up all in tonight just for, since Chris's kid school put a monkey in the wrench tonight. We have some discussions and talk shit about Chris. It's funny.

Speaker: I think Tony's still on the swing shift, so he might be here later. I wouldn't guarantee that because I don't want to get in trouble. Mike is going to be away for a while. He's got some traveling to do. I'm going to go up and put this up on golf. What's up?

Speaker: I'm gonna go ahead and go into YouTube this in the on the YouTube channel as well so you guys can come up on YouTube as well just for shits and giggles anybody wants to come up tonight can we'll have a little discussion there we are so I'm gonna put it in the comments so it'll be up here on the chat as well oh my god this takes forever

Speaker: Probably glitching like on the top, too. Oh, now I'm getting more feedback.

Speaker: I wonder if you guys can click here. It should be up there on the comments. You should be able to do that. Nope, I'm gonna do it here. Anybody wants to come up, you can come up tonight. Just copy and paste there and you can do that. I gotta get that out of YouTube, because while that feedback comes back, I'll just hear myself talk.

Speaker: So there it is. Anybody wants to come up here tonight? It's on Twitch as well. Looks like Christmas enough on Twitch, or maybe. Have a conversation. Join in the. Tonight.

Speaker: It's kind of hard to do when it's by yourself. And nobody's talking. So you guys are just sitting here watching me flounder. I'll just hit that button. Like he is still dealing with that. So you can go onto our Facebook page on our nonsensical nonsense. Come on up. Let's have a conversation tonight while Chris is dealing with that stuff. It's got to be a dead.

Speaker: I'm trying to think of something here. Okay, so I'd love to hop up here, but I got a house stuff because I worked with 0600. Ew, gross.

Speaker: Post -work nap must be rough Honestly, I I literally tried to take a nap yesterday That lasted all of 30 seconds because of the simple fact I had shit here to do at the house I'm gonna get fucking free time with myself God forbid Yeah, oh staff duty yeah, I get it Hashtag golf dunk in black. I like that

Speaker: I'm gonna put that on our Facebook page. Come on up, man. Say what? I sent the link out. It's on there if anybody wants to come up. Say hi. Shoot the shit.

Speaker: He's actually on the phone with his kid's school right now. Apparently it's an issue. Or maybe someone is in trouble. I don't know. We find out when he comes back. But he is on the phone at the moment. It's the fried chicken logo. I did want to show you guys. I have a better picture of that fried chicken logo. Looks like this.

Speaker: I don't know how well it looks. I haven't tried it out yet. There it is. On sexual nonsense, fried chicken. Great taste. But somebody's in trouble. I am going to reach out. Let's see if I can.

Speaker: I'm going to make a quick call. Let's see here. Ah.

Speaker: Well, he's coming. What's up, sir? I don't know if you can tell, but it's been a rough last 30 some odd hours.

Speaker: Can you hear me, Jeff? Yeah, I can hear you fine. That's actually great. No. Okay. Chris was just saying talk, but I'm like, I literally was, I rely on people. You need, yeah, you need feedback from other people. Well, I mean, that little top 10 and it's just not as fun without people reacting, you know what I mean? Correct. Yeah.

Speaker: And not everybody can be Glick, you know. It's my show. Exactly. It's my show. It's my show, and I do what I want. Exactly. So what do you, what do you, what, what? Words are hard. Just your shift. Yeah, your shift hours, kind of. So, yeah.

Speaker: So actually, I got told on Monday, when did my, when did my staff duty shift start? Yes. Sorry, I'm putting away. No, that was, that was my question is like, what, your staff duty, uh, uh, what's it, what's it entail? I just want to see if that differs.

Speaker: So staff duty entails for me, sitting at a desk, not falling asleep and dealing with the command sergeant majors, the commanding generals for like the brigade, the whole first armored division, which is where I'm at. And I mean, people, all the super higher ups,

Speaker: So from Probably zero Probably zero six thirty because that's when everybody starts showing up for PT till in about 1700 to 1800 you've just got a wave after wave after wave of Important person I have to be careful what I say Important person walking in and you know saying hi per se and

Speaker: Not, I wouldn't say ruining your day, but making things more difficult. Yeah, they make you do crap. Like, for example, I was on hour 26 this morning of work because our relief didn't show up on time.

Speaker: uh which was a debacle in and of itself but our relief didn't show up on time so i'm on hour 26 and uh our old command sergeant major walked in right and we uh he walks up to us and goes hey so uh somewhere in this building which is never a good start somewhere on that building famous there is yeah there is a picture

Speaker: of our new Command Sergeant Major who's incoming for you guys. And I want you to go find it because it's got the picture of him without the Korean flag behind him. It's the First Armored Division flag with the Korean flag behind him. Right. Or with the American flag behind him. I want you to go find that one because we don't want the one with him on the Korean flag up in front of the office. I'm like, why the fuck does it matter?

Speaker: Why is the Korean flag behind him? Because he was in Korea, I guess, when they took that picture. Duh! I guess that makes sense. That was, that was ignorant. So you literally spent the day searching? Yeah, we spent maybe 20 minutes walking around the battalion.

Speaker: looking for this magical photo, which by minute 10, we were convinced didn't exist. Did you guys ever find it? I did because, you know, I'm essentially Jesus, but, you know. Oh, busted rubber is asking where you're stationed at. I'm down in Fort Bliss. In El Paso Tejas. Oh, that sounds like a lot.

Speaker: Actually, you know what I don't mind Fort Bliss in and of itself. I really don't It's a fairly nice base El Paso is not my favorite area no hate to El Paso, but I Just personally other than like outdoor activities like hiking and all that shit There's not a whole bunch of stuff for me to do personally other than hiking and and food

Speaker: and I'm trying not to get fat. So it's really just hiking. I'm trying not to get fat and I'm broke. So. I'm actually trying to convince another Navy buddy of mine to actually come up. He's... Oh geez. Oh my God. Yeah. God help us all. We're not all stupid enough to go from one branch to the other.

Speaker: Hey, what is something? I mean, you know, oh, you are a special kind of stupid. I got to say, so I think the last time that I talked to you guys, I was still on paternity leave. I want to say, okay. And, uh, well, since then we've had a little, uh, thing come up. Uh, I'm having back problems now. Well, I've had back problems for years, but.

Speaker: My back problems are getting to the point where I'm like losing feeling in my toes. I've got shooting pain down my leg. And that's starting to become both legs. And so I was like, you know, this is a new symptom other than just like, you know, my back hurts really bad every once in a while. But I'm like, I'm 25. I'm sure I'll be all right. So I went to sick call and I like.

Speaker: So we're going to ask you some kind of uncomfortable questions. I'm like, dude, you don't fucking scare me. And she's like, so have you had any uncontrollable pooping or peeing? I was like, like some, I mean, like every day, but like, what do you mean? Yeah. Like, she's like, no, like, have you ever accidentally soiled yourself recently?

Speaker: I was like, oh, no. I was like, that seems kind of like, I just got some numbness in my foot. Just like, oh yeah, well with these things. And anyway, I went to the doctor, to the actual doctor and they were like, oh yeah, you got some minor spinal stenosis, which is essentially where little gaps between your spine are,

Speaker: narrowing. Yeah. And I was like, Oh, that's from carrying them heavy ass packs. Yeah. I was like, Oh, that's depends on what, what day I've had, I've had over a hundred pound packs. And then I've had, I think the lightest pack I ever carried was like 35 pounds, like during a ruck. Right. But usually right. Yeah.

Speaker: So that's what the x -ray said. And they're like, well, we want to get you in for an MRI because this can become a much larger problem. I was like 225. God damn. No, Kevin. I said no. Please. Please, dad.

Speaker: Yeah, well, yeah. Free for him means he can't read how much it actually costs. Right. Yes. Like, yeah, if you've got to ask permission to buy it, it ain't free, bro. Yeah, exactly. Consider you've got to go to a website using the phone. Yeah, there's something fizzy there. I'm not playing that game. Who's there? Just to get a skin. It's not free. No. It's a pumpkin house. Please.

Speaker: So what are they recommending anything for you? Well, I was going to say, I was talking to the doctor, you know, he said, you know, we want to get you an MRI. We want to look deeper into this. Make sure you don't have any like any discs in your back that have been chronically herniating that are causing this. And right. Right. It sounds like you've got some pretty serious nerve pain. And I was like, well, yeah, it's getting pretty hard to walk.

Speaker: et cetera, et cetera. He's like, all right, so we're gonna get you in for MRI. And that was a week and a half ago. So I called the MRI place. And as we all know, the military health system is extremely flawed. Kind of a joke. Yep. Called the MRI place about six different times. And they called me

Speaker: See, I think it was three business days later. So it was like Monday after the Thursday that I went. Okay. And they said, you know, the earliest MRI appointment that we can get you in is November the 17th. And I was like, all right, November the 17th, like, you know, it's a ways away, but like, I'll be all right. And she's like, and it's going to be a zero two in the morning. She's like,

Speaker: All right, wait, what? It's two o 'clock in the morning. You crazy? Yeah. I was like, see when I said the earliest appointment, what I really meant was like the earliest date. Yeah. She goes, well, the next appointment that we have, have after that is on the 25th and it's at like 1700 and I was like, oh, good God. I was like, well, I don't particularly want to wait. So zero two in the morning on the 17th it is.

Speaker: right so I guess we'll find out from there but I'm going to like physical therapy and shit like yeah and my therapist is like so you know this is gonna probably not go away it's like well thanks guy I'm like so what's the best best and worst case scenario we're looking at here he's like oh best case scenario you're in physical therapy for the next two -ish months and uh

Speaker: we get you out of here pain -free, no problem." I was like, well, that sounds kind of like I got a chance to get out of here pain -free. He's like, yeah, not for how long you've had back pain. Oh, nice. That's nice. I was like, what do you mean? He's like, chances are you got some sort of nerve damage, something like that. And you asked me about it. It could be like vertebrae rubbing up against each other, like cartilage gone or something like that. Yeah.

Speaker: He's like, you asked me about worst case scenario. I'll be completely honest. Worst case scenario for you is probably. He's being whispered to. I could just barely hear. That said burrito bowls. I read burrito bowls. Nice. Anyway.

Speaker: And he's like, so worst case scenario for you, and I'm not saying this is what's going to happen, but this is probably more of the scenario you're looking at. Right. Is, uh, there's this thing called an ablation where we have to go in and we have to remove part of the nerve and we have to cauterize part of the nerve. Oh, yeah. That's what I said. And he goes, which will get rid of some of your back pain. Probably. He said, but you'll also leave the surgery.

Speaker: with uh permanent nerve damage obviously just like you won't be able to use your leg whatever leg it's going down correctly for the rest of your life i say oh that's sweet i'm 25 he's like that's absolute worst case scenario you're what's going to happen is probably somewhere in between them oh okay

Speaker: I was like, well, it's two completely different names. What they told you is they don't know. Yeah. Yeah. You're somewhere from, you're somewhere from okay to really fuck. Yeah, exactly. That's, that's, that's not the answer you want to hear. That's kind of like when you go to surgery, you don't, you never will hear the doctor. Yeah. That's, that's the old Bill Cosby skit. It's over.

Speaker: before, you know, he found out about his pills. Yeah, I will. His magic pills. Man, tried one of those things, took a nap on Thursday, woke up on Wednesday. Freaking crazy. Do you think it could happen that, like, maybe you're sleeping wrong?

Speaker: No, like maybe like if they haven't said anything like maybe if you sleep on the floor for a little bit So that used to help that used to help actually a lot because it would kind of like take the pressure off my back and it would help for however long I was laying on the ground and I tried laying on the ground and

Speaker: The other day I'm putting my feet up and uh my my entire right leg went numb and I was like, I don't like this so Yeah, it's not super quality thing. It's it sounds it sounds like you got like a pinched nerve or something if your foot Yeah, which which is I mean, I can't yeah, um I've had pinched nerves before like but it it always goes away, you know, like this happened three weeks ago four weeks ago

Speaker: But anyway, yeah, so a 25 year old is falling apart. Yeah. Well, you know, when you join the military at 20, by the time you're 25, you're considered an old man. Oh, I joined. Well, that's hysterical. I joined at 17. Well, yeah, I did as well. I actually joined, uh, I did the, did you, uh, delayed entry? So because, so I joined the guard initiative initially. Uh -huh.

Speaker: So I was actually in the air guard because I'm a freaking nerd. So I joined, I was able to join while I was still in high school. And I would go in every month and do their drill weekends with them. I just wouldn't have been uniform. Hey, what's up, man? Connor, this is my buddy Si. He was in the Navy as well. Oh, depression. Connor's actually in the Navy, yeah. Connor's actually in the Army, correct?

Speaker: I'm Army currently, correct? Yeah. He's Army currently, but he transferred. He's one of those special kind of stupid people that started out in one branch and then went to another because special kind of stupid. Awesome. What's going on? Our main host is actually on a phone call. So I sent you the link so you could actually jump up so we can actually, because talking by myself is just kind of, it gets old really quick.

Speaker: Yeah. But now we're just going to talk about Connor's situation. And he's, and damn it. What happened? Oh, no, that's Tony says agnabbit. Agnabbit? Yes. Well, where's Tony even at? Tony's actually on swim shift right now. So unfortunately, he can't be on night.

Speaker: Well, Tony, it comes down to the reason why I'm hosting tonight is Chris is actually on a phone call with his kids school. Yeah. So, you know, it comes down to. Yeah. Well, Tony, Tony, you were, you were Air Force, correct? I believe so. Yeah. He was, he was in the Air Guard. We're all retired from the Air Guard at one point, veterans, except for Chris. But yeah, like, uh,

Speaker: Connor, I don't know if you've checked our Facebook page, but on there is the trailer for the new machine movie, starring Burt Kreischer. Holy shit, it looks so fucking good. I haven't even heard of it. Well, I don't know if you've heard the story of the machine. So I don't know if you've heard it. The machine story is Burt Kreischer tells it in his standup. He talks about when he was in college,

Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm tracking it now. Right, exactly. He actually got involved with the Russian mob by accident. And I don't know why I got two going up. Okay. Can you hear me? Yeah. Okay. I'm trying to use my headset, but it's not working. Okay. Let me get some light on. I was just over here chilling.

Speaker: I was going to say, I can open your eyes. I can't see you. Well, I swear to God, you like the most bigoted friend I got. Connor, as you know, every time we have a black man on the show, we have to do this. Hey, boys. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at?

Speaker: Yeah. I love that movie. Yeah. I love that movie. That's a good one. But the new trailer for Machine is out and uh basically the story of the machine is is inadvertently Bert Kreischer when he was in college, he went on a trip to Russia because he took Russian and the owner stated because the teacher needed one more person so they could actually get their doctorate. She said, let's just show up and I'll give you

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: and the trailer's up and I saw the trailer today and the trailer's only like a minute, 10, something like that. Holy shit. It looks good. I'm gonna have to see this movie. Good Life, Funny or Good Life, interesting. Good Life, Funny. At one point, you see in the trailer, the woman's telling the story of how her family got to be mobbed. I like those evolution stories.

Speaker: And what's funny about it is she's like, my father realized that to be yourself, you have to remove yourself from society, become something different. And he jumps off, and the camera turns, and Bert Kreischer goes, I'm your origin story. And I was like, oh, shit. So basically, he's the reason they became this family, became part of the mob.

Speaker: Chris is back. That's crazy. Sorry about that, guys. Sorry about that, guys. Sorry, Jeff. I told you you got a break early. I thought we were already at an hour. I do apologize about that. I told you you got a break and then I looked at it and I'm like, oh, we're only 45 minutes in. My bad. Yeah. It wasn't a phone call I was expecting to get tonight. Is she in trouble? To say the least. To say the least. Leave it by Connie, yell at her.

Speaker: I'm begging you. No, I already I just had a conversation. I just I just had a conversation with her. Yeah, to say the least. Well, I don't want to put too much out there. I don't want to. I know you guys were kind of rolling. I think you were talking about a movie. Yeah, well, we're talking about the Jeff. You and I would you and I went to a vocational school. Correct. We both went to a vocational school. Jeff and I were both in building trades.

Speaker: My daughter is going to a vocational school, which is in a nursing program. Okay. Yes. Yes. It's her junior year. It's her first year there moving, man. How are you doing? I'm good. I'm good. Sorry. I was trying to, this is my buddy, Si. Si and I were both in the neighborhood. But we connected here at Cancun. And when you were gone, I was slowly.

Speaker: I know. I was I was yelling. I was yelling at the screen. I was like Jeff talk. No, I was I heard a lot of things about you man. I did a mild top ten but doing it when you're the only one on screen is kind of pointless because nobody's commented. So, I was like, Si, are you busy? Come on up. Just for a minute. Si, you're heading to Florida tomorrow, right?

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I'm actually going out there for a work trip. Um, it's uh, my company's winning an award. So I actually should be packing, but I'm down here sitting, watching a movie, you know, just unwind from the day and then sure enough, Oh, look at the baby. Oh, um, but yeah, it was just, you know, so that's why I put movie man. But yeah, I watch a lot of movies anyways. Oh no, you're in the right spot. Trust me.

Speaker: Yeah, no, but but so it's right now. Yeah, so that was it was her lab instructor called me nice for her class and there's some issues and Trying to make her understand. This is not your normal high school. These teachers actually give a fuck

Speaker: Yeah. Right. And they're trying to prepare you for that. Well, ours was an idiot. And we were all smarter than him anyways. Yeah. I mean, he taught us stuff. We were like, really? You remember first lesson? Connor, you're going to get out of this. Our first lesson, he showed us how to take a nail out of board with a hammer. OK. Like, that was our first lesson. Mind you, we all grew up in the country and Ohio

Speaker: most of us have been doing some form of construction since we were in that house by that time or yeah I mean most of us grew up with a hammer in our hands and he said our family owned companies that did construction you know and he's like but take out the nails like this and we're like really this is what yeah so uh

Speaker: Read the chat, Jim and Jeffrey. What top 10? I don't know. I don't think she quite understands the importance of the opportunity that she's been given. She busted her ass last year to have good grades to get accepted in. And now she thinks she can just slide on by. There's some other factors involved in it that have changed as of last week.

Speaker: Um, as far as living arrangements and this and the other thing, um, they're now with me basically full time. So, but we're going to have a parent teacher conference. So she's going to be there and she's, we're going to, I just talked to her teacher and, and I was, and I, and the great thing about talking with the teacher now, I kind of probably feel how, I don't know that Teddy ever called my parents, but I had a real conversation with her. She wasn't doing the typical teacher bullshit. We had a real conversation.

Speaker: We had a real conversation and and we're on the same page and I told her what was going on like in her and Austin's personal life and the changes that have happened in the last week or so and then I do get on her and I I'm I'm I had to choose your words wisely. Slowly. This is your future side because size daughters. Oh, I'm in teenagers as well. Size daughter. Yeah. Oh, size daughters. Uh what since they've been born.

Speaker: Yeah. How old are you? How old are your daughters? Well, I've got one that's 15 and then then my youngest is about to turn 12. Um, and ironically, when you're talking about parent teacher conferences, um, I've, I actually just had a call with my oldest daughter's first period teacher yesterday while I was working. Um, I have the luxury of working part time from home. Today was one of the days I went to the office. Nice. But, um,

Speaker: Normally I work from home and she called me like right in the middle of my call. And then, you know, every time I see the school calling, I'm like, Oh my God, what's going on? But like what you're saying, you know, uh, kids dealing with personal challenges, having to overcome them and, you know, working with them, counseling with them, you know, whatever it takes to, to, to get them done and use a parent, you know, we're all parents now and we're all parents here.

Speaker: Um, we do what we can to, to, to take care of our babies, you know, and, and, and get them in the right place. And sometimes when they get off the path, we got to get them back on the path. So, um, but I, I run, it's ironic that you said that about having a real conversation because with their first period teacher. She was like, yeah, she's doing great in school. It's just, she's late, you know, it's just a time thing. And that's, it's partially our fault, but it's her fault too. Cause she's got to wake up in the morning, catching the bus.

Speaker: But a lot of times it's like we're just getting her out of the house too late. So she's getting to school late. But I just had a good chat with her. So I feel what you're saying about just having a real conversation. I mean, she started to open up about even her own kids personal challenges that they were dealing with. We were talking about her daughters as well. We were talking about her daughters as well. And that's what I told her. I said, you know, I'm a little bit of an old school type pain.

Speaker: I'm a little bit more aggressive when it comes to school. My oldest one, she's 17. My middle daughter is 13. Okay, so her kids are around the same age. Yeah, that's why I asked how old your kids were, so they're not too far apart. The other two have got good grades. My middle daughter asked me last week, she was like, oh, parent -teacher conferences are coming up.

Speaker: Do I need to talk to your teachers about anything? I was like, I was like, you, you're, she's passing all of her classes. She struggled. She had a little hiccup in math, but she, she took the initiative to go to her math teacher, talk to him about where she was struggling. Math grade came right back up. I said, do I need to come?

Speaker: are you having any issues? Are you having any problems? She's like, no, I just wanted to tell you, I was like, okay, well, if we're not having any issues and we're not having any problems, then you're golden. I don't need to have a teacher conference. Yeah, I wasted my time. Yeah, much like Jeff in a happy meal.

Speaker: You might as well go ahead and eat a bullet now.

Speaker: Well, the thing is just fucking 90. You're pushing 70. The new guy's right up there with both of y 'all. I've never felt more young. Get rid of this Connor guy. I want to feel like the young guy. Usually I'm the young guy in the room. They all invited Connor in here. Well, that was me. That was me trying to save Jeff.

Speaker: no i said i sent i sent out the link to like 14 people i seen the link go up i see the link go up and i thought connor might have said something so i sent him i sent him an email but no so you know like i said it's cool and it just solidifies what i told her about going to vocational school these teachers really give it there

Speaker: She goes to Sea Tech here in York. Yeah, no, not the same school we went to. And as I told her, these teachers legitimately give a damn because they're 100 % preparing you for your future career.

Speaker: You know, that's why they put you in the classes. They put you in because, you know, it's not like, you know, we weren't building trades. They didn't put us in anatomy because we didn't need anatomy. You know, she's in nursing. She needs anatomy. She needs a certain math class because of nursing and stuff like that. So, you know, like we were put in and we were put in, instead of us going to algebra, we went to geometry. So, you know, it's based off of which we're trying.

Speaker: Well, math in general is a required class, but they put you into classes that you're like, we went to English, which we didn't need to have. We didn't need to have for our work, but our English class was mainly learning to speak in front of people, how to talk to people. It wasn't your typical English class where you're learning adverbs and nouns and

Speaker: pronouns. No, your English class, I'm sorry that we cut your land wire while digging. No, no, it was, no, it was, it was for what reports we had to do in our English class was how to, um, put in a pitch for a job. Yeah.

Speaker: Well, I mean, that's a real life skill. You need that. So we learned, you know, like if you're going to be pitching for for jobs and stuff, or, you know, if you're going to build somebody's house or whatever, you got to be able to put it in a format that, A, you're going to understand B, they're going to understand and it looks right. And we took science, but it was mainly, you know, it was the basic science because it was still required. But it was, you know, you know, don't miss.

Speaker: don't make certain chemicals because, you know, they explode. Yeah. Yeah. So, ammonia and bleach. Yeah, ammonia and bleach. Yeah, that's not good. No, no boom, boom, but yes, cough, cough. Yes. Baking soda and vinegar. Awesome. Super, super fun.

Speaker: But one of the things I remember, and it sticks to me to this day, and it kind of blew my mind in the moment. And it was just because it never had gone on me to try it. But our science teacher took a bottle of Jack Daniels filled it with water, and he pounded it in a nail. It blew my mind. He pounded a nail in the glass part or in the cork part? Into a piece of wood. Into a piece of wood with the bottle. With the glass bottle?

Speaker: the glass bottle because it was filled water and water does not compress. So the even he pulled a nine penny nail through a two by four with a bottle of Jack Daniels and it was just water in the bottle. And he took the label. You can tell Jack Daniels bottle from a mile away because it's square. And everyone's like, my dad drinks from that.

Speaker: My dad me. I got one of those in my truck, but my dad threw one of those at me yesterday. But it came down to.

Speaker: it was stuff like that, that we learned, you know, you know, Jack Vanner's model of work for driving a mill. But, you know, the nice thing is that you can actually have that conversation with your kid and say, look, this is not your everyday math teacher that

Speaker: just wants to get you through your class. They want you to actually learn this because you could save a life one day or you could be part of a procedure that could save life. This is preparing you for your future. Or you could kill someone. Or if you fuck up, you can kill someone because you're nursing. Which is why we didn't take nursing.

Speaker: Thanks, you're saying that if I fuck up I get sued I was trying to get my

Speaker: my bad. I was trying to get something cuz I'm on my cell phone cuz you said, hey, click on the link. Check it out. I was like, huh? So, I'm like sitting or watch TV and then I put it on but I was able to change my my name. I guess so anyways. Wow. Yeah, I'm trying to hold on. Hold on a second. You're coming through so much clearer right now than what you were

Speaker: OK, I didn't I didn't change devices. I'm still on my phone. But yeah, I was just I was trying to figure out what this like I was on this movie that I was watching with The Rock and. I don't know who else, but he's basically going out and he's like killing people.

Speaker: And I'm like every every rock movie ever made. No, but but I guess like the because I came in late in the movie. Right. So it's it's like he already like I guess he was in the pen or something. He was locked up and like now he's just out like on this whole revenge kick, like just trying to kill people. I know what it's called. It's called Informant or something like that.

Speaker: or snitch. Is it informant? It's got Billy Bob Thornton and. I think it's. The snitch. Snitches gets stitches hollering. He said, what? The snitches went on. I said, snitches got stitches hollering. His kid. Yeah. Oh yeah. No doubt. His kid witnesses a murder or something and. And goes to jail.

Speaker: and he's basically avenging his kid. Yeah, because this kid got, because it keeps showing flashbacks, the kid got his throat cut. Oh, because his kid snitched. Okay. Okay. Yeah, but like just looking at his face on this, like he's just all like angry. Like he's just like, he's not even talking to people. He just, he's like rolling like the Terminator. See, like, look, look, he's not shooting somebody. That's a nice scene.

Speaker: and a dead body. See, you just shot Billy Bob Thorne. You see, he doesn't even really talk in the movie. He says like five lines. Oh, you gotta watch Nicholas Cage and Willie Wonder, Willie's Wonderland. Willie's Wonderland. That man don't say a single word in the entire movie. He barely grunts. That movie's genius. Yeah, I'll check that out. We're gonna pay a play part in the movie. That should be his lines.

Speaker: Chris told me about that movie and I looked it up and I put it on and I sent Chris picture dude. I found it and I'm watching it. Holy shit sigh. I'm telling you a Huge fan of Nick Cage I am I'll watch that news read the newspaper but okay Lily's Wonderland he's literally trapped in a

Speaker: a version of Chuck E. Cheese. And the animatronic animals are serial killers trapped in animatronic bodies. And Nick Cage - It's only Five Nights at Freddy's. Very, very similar. But Nick Cage, like there's a backstory there that you never find out. And it's fucking weird, but it's a good movie. It's technically a terrible movie, but it's an amazing movie. It's entertaining, but it's terrible.

Speaker: Well, it's it's one of those things like I want to watch it again. I will watch it again. It's it's kind of blew my mind. But it's the funny thing is, is he'll he'll beat up one of these animatronic

Speaker: animals or whatever and it gets their oil or blood or whatever all over it. Yes. Hey, at least your kid wants to wants to watch them with you. I'm like, hey kids, can we you guys want to watch this movie with me? What is it? I don't know. Star Wars. Nah. Do you want to watch this?

Speaker: Yeah, that's old. When was it made? If it was made past 2010, they're like, Oh, that's too old. That's ancient. I'm like, what's up? Come on, man. I went out and I bought 19. What do you mean 19? Right. Right. And they got, there's a list. Like when I had HBO before, it wasn't that good, but it's, it's, it's upgraded. It's way better now. And.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: it's

Speaker: is a bit torrent. That's what it was. Back when I lived there. No, Netflix, Netflix based on where you're located, you'll get different shows. Oh, no, that's true. Yeah, that's true. Because the last time you had the last time we were down there because we went to Puerto Morelos and there was what was the soap? What was it? It was a it was a movie series that was only available on Hulu. And they had it down there.

Speaker: And I was starting to watch it. And then I was like, oh, I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to download this stuff. And then I'm going to watch it on the plane on the way back. Sure enough, I download everything. And then when I go to access it, it's like, you're not here no more. Well, that's why I'm I'm contemplating getting a VPN because then I can put it anywhere. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's how you do it. But so we had to do while we were in Korea because you can't watch shit. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker: because everything's illegal watching TV. We all know what you're doing in Korea. You're hanging out with all them lady boys. That's right. My wife watches this show. You calm down. I know she does. Don't give up.

Speaker: She messaged me the other day on Instagram and she was like, I had no idea about the quarter. So I was like, you should ask them to show you the trick. It's awesome. She like to take the whole bunch of them together and she was getting them ready like a 240 belt.

Speaker: Connor is like Connor messaged me on Snapchat the other day. He's like why did my wife bring a roll of quarters in and asked to pull my finger?

Speaker: I'm not not hearing that. Maybe it's just because it's all my. It puts the quarters in Connor's ass. He's got me attached to a room from the window.

Speaker: I'm like, is this a brother where art thou? What's going on there? Play the wrong one dummy. I just want to take some pictures. Now, that was a crazy ass miniseries right there.

Speaker: don't know. I have not made it through the first episode. I'm I'm bro. We just just just sit there. Don't get distracted. Like sometimes I'm on the phone watching watching a movie or whatever. That's when you just gotta sit and watch it because it's just so like it just keeps going. Yeah, my thirteen -year -old daughter watched it. She's **** obsessed with Jeffrey Dahmer right now. That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, the thing is, it's like, you know, we're around the same age. So, it's like, it's

Speaker: Yeah, because we all, we, the three of us, we all grew up, we remember when that, when that happened. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Uh, but speaking of my serial killer daughter. Jeffrey Dahmer. Because my name is Jeffrey. Oh. Yeah, as a matter of fact, uh, that eBay's one of her friends, they went tricker. They, um, she went to a Halloween party and they were actually as Jeffrey Dahmer for the Halloween party. Yeah.

Speaker: Very popular this year. We went to that party on Monday night. That was just phenomenal. And that's the thing in the era and the generation that we live in with these kids, they're making light of it. They don't know. It was terrifying. They don't understand how bad it really was. And for the three of us, Connor, you're kind of excluded in this. We were kind of the tail end.

Speaker: And this is where I kind of dive into a wormhole that I love. I'm big on true crime and serial killers. Okay. In the 70s and into the early 80s, serial killers were running rampant. Oh, yeah. Son of Sam, Zodiac. Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Ed Kemper.

Speaker: Yeah, BPK, I mean, Ramirez. So, that Jeffrey Dahmer case was one of those ones that was so crazy because at the end of the day, it hit me in a serial killer and he was also gay. Yeah. In the early 80s, you know, everybody was afraid of gay people and, you know, unfortunately, gay people... Well, AIDS was big back then. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm still afraid of you, Lee.

Speaker: I don't know what you used to say on Saturdays when you walk in. Daddy. Yes. Give it to me. Yeah, they I actually did you um there's a show on Netflix. It's called I think it's a man hunters. Mine hunters. And it was where the mine hunters. That's it. Yeah. And it was about the guy, the uh first FBI

Speaker: Yeah. The behavioral unit. Yeah. They were like the, the in things they started it. That was, that was really good. And the great thing about that, that show is when they were interviewing these serial killers, they use the actual real

Speaker: transcripts from the audio. Yes. In the audio. So, when they were interviewing like Ed Kemper, that was word for word. One Ed Kemper called those FBI agents. It was word for word conversation. So, that was a fantastic show.

Speaker: We also grew up in the area of unsolved mysteries, so you would see stuff like this. That's on Netflix too, by the way. Yeah, it is. I've been dying to watch it. But on top of hearing about it in the news about Jeffrey Darwin, then you hear somebody else, this guy went missing and nobody's heard from you. You're like, what the fuck is wrong with the world? And then when the Internet shows up and you're like, oh, wow, it's so much worse than I thought. Right.

Speaker: Well, I was watching actually watched a comedy special on by Dave Chappelle. And he was talking about this generation now, the fact that they're all interconnected and deeply connected to their devices. I mean, I look at it nowadays, like us growing up back in the day, it was like I had to beg my mom for a pager. She wouldn't buy me a pager. I didn't get one until I was grown in the Navy, by the way. And I

Speaker: that that's when I first got a paycheck. But like my kids nowadays, I mean, they they all all of us have a tablet and a phone because it's just like we're so interconnected and so dependent on our damn devices. It's just like and my kids are just like constantly glued to the damn thing. And Jeff, we talked about this. Yeah. Like.

Speaker: like these kids just like like just to get them to go outside and go for a walk. I'm like begging him. Hey, go outside and play. Hey, sit down. Watch a movie with me. You know, us. It was like no sitting too close to TV. You're watching TV too much. Yeah. Well, on top of that, I mean, you and I both remember that, you know, when we were when we were at the age of our kids, we went outside at dawn and we didn't come back to the lights turned on. Yeah. Better be home.

Speaker: and and and you know, god knows what we got up to. Probably something stupid but you know, as long as you came back alive, nobody gave a **** Right. Back in the 1940s. Yeah. Yeah, we're we're uh making stuff in our own still and yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Well, some

Speaker: Nowadays, you can, you know, I was, I was looking at like, while at work today, when I was supposed to be working on my left.

Speaker: I was watching Facebook. Yeah. So I know this is what I'm talking about. It's very easily distracted when you work from home and you have a big TV in front of you. Facebook's a little popular. That's when my office is upstairs. Yeah, I can't. No, no. Well, I added that second screen, and I'm constantly doing a third screen. So I can have Facebook on one screen, my master sheet on the other, and work from the other too. Yeah, man as well. But I was watching stuff.

Speaker: and I was like, wow, I've never realized how fucked up some of the stuff that happens on Cancun. I found out yesterday, they have, Chris here, they have, they have vans, they call them combis and they're, they're kind of like, they go, they go on a route. Want some free candy, little boy? No, no, no. It's like a bus. It's like a bus line, but it holds maybe 15, 20 people.

Speaker: Are you talking about the paceros or the? Oh, okay. You want some el candio? No, but I'm just saying, look, you have a terrible Latino accent. I'm just saying I speak terrible Spanish. With a van bull people and refused to stop until the guy sitting behind him beat the shit out of him. What the fuck?

Speaker: Jesus Yeah, but you you can't you can't

Speaker: We had this we've had this conversation way back when and I and I felt only the same thing Can't be afraid of the shit Yeah, well especially in the Midwest shit out here it's it's like, you know, pow -pow I mean everybody and their grandmother's got a piece like me personally. I live there. I grew up in Cali Oh

Speaker: I carry mine all the time. Ohio, I live in Ohio. Ohio is an open carrier. And they just passed the law. They just passed the law back in June. You don't even have to have a permit anymore to CCW. You can conceal carry without your permit. So. Yeah, it's like that here to an Indiana. Oh, shit, you're right next door to me. Yeah. Yeah. Shit, Simon, I don't want to hang out with you.

Speaker: So, I'm going to come over there because because my yeah free and I'm all about road trips, you know, and that's I like to take those like three maybe four hour road trips to where I'm not too far from home and just get out for the weekend. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. Not anymore. Not anymore. Not anymore. I used to but I I broke out in a case of I get allergic reaction.

Speaker: I get cufflinks on my hands when I, when I drink. So I don't, I don't do that. That's called being black in America, apparently. No, that, yeah, that too. Well, actually, you know, it's ironic cause it's talking about police too. So like I grew up in Cali, like we were afraid of the cops, right? But I moved to Texas.

Speaker: I've lived here in Indiana. Damn near. This is the longest I've lived anywhere else outside of California and Mexico. Um I've lived here now 12 years. I've only had two traffic incidences. Incidences. Sorry. I'm not using proper English there. Um and one of them was a

Speaker: and the other one I'm fighting the case because I'm like, you know what, I bet if I, I bet if I fight, I'll probably have a good chance. So it's so different in the Midwest. Oh, no doubt. And I, and I lived down in South Carolina for about 10 years. I lived down in Charleston and nice dude. I love Charleston. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's home for me. I born and raised in Ohio, but Charleston's home to me. Okay. Um,

Speaker: I mean, I disagree. I'm I'm

Speaker: I've been to Charleston. I disagree. They're crazy there. Well, they run just as fast. They run just as fast. Well, I will say this in Charleston, nobody can drive. Very, very, very quickly where you are that but but that I think a lot of that has to do is Charleston is a transplant city because you have you have a Navy base down there. You have a force base down there and you have a Coast Guard base down there.

Speaker: So, and then you and then you got Bosch and Boeing both have huge plants down there. I knew more people from New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky than I knew from that were actually born and raised in Charleston. So, I can see that. It's a it's a it's a transplant city. So, you you kind of cluster all these

Speaker: So the driving down there sucks. But until about 10 years ago, here in Cancun, you could very rarely find somebody that was born and raised in Cancun. Like once I was here, I can probably count on one hand people that were born and raised in Cancun because everybody's from outside of Cancun because it's a tourist city and there was nothing here. In the 80s, there was like one hotel and three streets.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. And by the time we were selling timeshare down there, it was. Yeah, exactly. It was real crazy. Yeah. Yeah. You can come to a free buffet. You just need to sit down for an hour. Free buffet. We give them five days, four nights, and a five -star joint. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Smiling down. Let's take a real quick break. Si, you can hang out as long as you want.

Speaker: I don't know. We're probably going to go a little bit over tonight but it is what it is. But I do want to I do want to sneak in a little break here. Uh guys, we'll be back here in just a few minutes and enjoy the musical stylings of our guys. Rum Springer. Check them out on all social media. Rum Springer underscore live. I'm actually going to go try to see them next month. They're they're doing a show with two or three other bands in Columbus.

Speaker: I know I'm going to get a hotel close to the bar and I'm going to go down there and me and the boys are going to get fucked up. I just don't know yet. I'm going to introduce them to the world of Glick. Time to drink boy. We're going to get rich. This is napkin smell like chloroform to you. I just want to take some pictures.

Speaker: No, we're going to take a real quick break. Hopefully, Simon will come back. I like that guy. It's nice meeting him. He seems like a pretty good dude. But we're going to go ahead and win a little crowd favorite, if you will. Everybody seems to really enjoy the Rumspringer's cover of Billy Idol's Rebel Yell. We'll be right back.

Speaker: Came dancing to my floor Last night a little angel came pumping across my floor She said, come on baby, got a license for love And if she expires, bring her from above because In the midnight hour, she got more, more, more

Speaker: She don't like slavery, she won't sit them days But when I'm tired and lonely, she sees me to my bed What set you free and brought you to me, baby?

Speaker: What sets you free? I need to hear about me Because in the midnight hour, she cried no more With the rebel yell, she cried no more

Speaker: so never so he takes it to go from the seven i have been well he's out all night to collect a fear just alone just so long as i'll mess up his head

Speaker: Cause I'd walk the world with you

Speaker: I drive your tears of pain three thousand times for leave I tell my soul and have none, babe For money to burn with you Cause I give you all and have none, babe Just stay, just stay, just stay

Speaker: In the midnight hour, she cries more, more, more. Fucking love that version of that goddamn song. It was so cool seeing them guys, seeing them guys do it live and getting to sing with Matt. That was awesome.

Speaker: I can't sing but I got to sing that song with Matt when I seen him live. Anywho, that was Rum Springer. Go ahead and check them out on all them social medias. Rum Springer underscore live. Show the boys some love because they're doing their goddamn thing and they're fucking killing it. And I can't wait to hang out with them. I can't wait to have them on the show and they will be on the show.

Speaker: Yeah. Hopefully here very soon. They will be on the show. Speaking of the show, welcome back to non -sensical nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show tonight. It's been a crazy last couple of weeks for, for the podcast. So those of you who have hung tight and hung out and are here for it, we appreciate it. Hopefully we'll get back on track somewhat this week, maybe this weekend.

Speaker: I don't know. Anywho, gosh. I leave and you know, we all Titanic this bad Larry. No, I I got a lot of **** going on this week and a lot of **** going on the last week and a half so far. Jeff knew that that's for today. Hey.

Speaker: It's all right, Connor. She's just pick up a quarter. Oh, she she accidentally dropped something in the fridge. Oh no. He moved the camera. Can you give me a favor?

Speaker: Can you not drop it like it's hot in front of the camera? Hi, wifey. No, no, that's that's never going to happen anymore. See, at one point I was like, yeah, I just said my family. Nope, it's over. It's over. Honestly, it's like, yeah, nope, not allowed to be my family anymore, Glick. We've been through a lot of things and we've done a lot of things together. But now you can't be my wife or my kid.

Speaker: I mean, when my boys are teenagers, yeah, sure, I don't care because you just act the same way that you always act. I was only kidding. I was only kidding. I could not miss that opportunity. It was too easy. It was right there. Much like Connor, it was really easy.

Speaker: I didn't even know what you're talking about. I was like, ooh, is my, is my booty showing up? I look behind me. It just says Connor's very self -centered. He's like, he's talking about me. Well, usually I am talking about Connor's defense.

Speaker: I'm not the one who made her come and stand in front of the refrigerator, been over for the last five minutes. Do they see me yet? Do they see me yet?

Speaker: I'm getting cramped. Have they seen me yet? I hate you. I'm about to end this right now. Why do I love you? Okay, so I have a serious question. Well, I have a serious question. I have to get out of the way before you ask your question. Well, you go ahead. You go ahead.

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Speaker: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, basically anywhere and everywhere you listen to podcasts, we are there all at nonsensical nonsense. Go give us a follow, show us some look, give us some likes, and if you be of kind, give us some shares. Connor, back to you with your serious question. I see. I assumed you were done with that because you were catcalling my wife. No, no. Your wife actually distracted that. Your wife actually distracted me from that. So anyway.

Speaker: I don't know if you've been paying attention at all. I know that you were on a phone call with your, uh, with your daughters, teachers, et cetera, et cetera. But for the last, well, yesterday I worked for 26 hours straight on, uh, on staff duty. Well, 27 hours actually on staff duty. Oh yeah. But anyway, when you're awake for that long, some interesting conversations come up.

Speaker: And this is by far one of the least. Okay. First and foremost, I worked with you for, I worked with you for almost a year in serious conversation. This is a fun question. And it became such a heated debate that we called over 20 people to get opinions. And I didn't call you. So I think this is the perfect time.

Speaker: Chris and and Jeff and anybody. Chris. Chris. If you had a legless man, so legless from the from the knee down. OK, so he's still got his little thigh nodes. And he can walk on him. With full arm strength, I mean, you know he knows what he's doing with his arms. He's had time to recover. He's not still hurting.

Speaker: And you had a man with no arms but had full strength of his legs. And both of them were equally strengthened, equally as combat intelligence. They got into a hand to foot combat fight with no weapons. Who would win? And why? I need explanation. Guy with no legs from the knee down and guy with

Speaker: with no arms from elbow down. No, with just no arms, but he has full strength in his leg. Oh, he's kicking the fuck out of kneecap McGee. Adam Ben and Terry. No, they're, they're equi -strength and equi -skilled. Okay.

Speaker: Put your life back on the camera i'm done talking to you Shut up You're about to lose a lifetime viewer I would have to say I would have to say the guy with the arm is going to win because Hey, he can grab dude's legs drop it And then yes, and once he's to the ground

Speaker: What's it to the ground? What's he going to do? Exactly. Yeah. What happens when the guy with legs fucking wraps, no legs, McGillicuddy and a fucking triangle choke? It's simple. He doesn't have legs. What is he going to grab onto? All he has to do is pull his upper body up a little bit. You don't have legs to wrap onto.

Speaker: and he just slips out like a like a soap bar at prison. You would know all about that. What do you mean? What do you do? Just slide his finger in his butthole? Surprise. I mean, the guy with the guy with the guy with no arms definitely couldn't do that.

Speaker: I'm saying the guy with the arms. I definitely don't want to surprise prostate exam. At the end of the day, Connor was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's my woman you're talking about. Yeah, I saw that. Hey, buddy. At the end of the day, the guy with the arms has the advantage because A, he can still quote unquote, as Connor said, walk on his nubs. So he's just got really, really, really, really short legs. And the best argument that I've heard

Speaker: is Monty Python. It's me, a flesh wound. Yeah, exactly. I mean, it's Monty Python. I will bite you. What are you going to do? You know, there's, there's, it's almost a no contest because those kick me with his working legs. I'm going to sweep the other leg with my hand.

Speaker: as long as he doesn't as long as he misses or catch his foot and then he's fucked so however there was also an argument for the side that i disagree with because i agree with you jeff um so you everybody who's played cod zombies i'm sure you know when the crawlers come at you and you just kind of fucking run in circles

Speaker: You literally just run circles around them. So is that what the guy with the legs does just run circles? I think that the difference is this isn't a crawler. This guy can pivot on his little nubs and you're going to tie your legs out. He just basically has, he's just really, really short. Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker: but with longer arms. So like I said, the only advantage the guy with legs has is he can go farther away and come running and do like a jump kick.

Speaker: Yeah. I mean, if he does a jump kick and you don't dodge in time, you're done. Yeah, the bicycle kick from Mortal Kombat, where he just kind of... The fucking karate kid backwards. Yeah, exactly. I mean, then you're fucked. But if you could dodge that... Yeah, if you dodge it, then you... I put my money on a guy with at least arms.

Speaker: So I agree with you. Chris, I want to hear your side of it, because I feel like I've only heard Joe. It's like the first time Chris has spoken very little other than when we're talking about the military. I talk when you guys talk about the military. OK, you don't talk about anything other than us touching Peter. Yeah. Look, that was like 115 times, OK? It doesn't make us gay.

Speaker: It was only 115 times on Monday, okay? I'm gay if it's all me. It's not gay if it's on an even day. Listen, we only do that on days that end with Y. We're standing in a circle watching these two guys fight. One guy with no legs, one guy with no arms.

Speaker: and the guy with arms is knee down, decapitated, or not decapitated, but delayed. He's decapitated? He's decapitated, Jesus Christ. He's decapitated. Well, this escalated quickly. Who are you putting your money on, Chris? I'm going to have to go with the guy with legs, man. At the end of the day, he's got mobility. He can move around. He can dance around. That didn't work for the Black Knight, I'm just saying.

Speaker: The Black Knight had no arms or legs. Right, but he started out with just no arms. He started out with everything. He couldn't do jack. He started out with... So that says a lot about the Black Knight, not this fucking situation. So therefore, you can't compare the Black Knight to this situation. I can compare it to whatever the hell I want to compare it to. It's not like I'm a grown ass man.

Speaker: I was just saying, Connor, we know several amputees through the military. I mean, I think we could set this up. So that's what we're talking about. I wasn't even in the military, and I probably know just as many amputees from the military as you guys know. Just so you know. That's what I'm saying. I'm just saying, between the three of us, I think we can fight.

Speaker: I don't know. I think the guy with legs, he's got mobility. He's got movement. He can dance around. He can do what he needs to do. But the thing is, they have to be equally strength. And equally skilled for this hand to foot combat fight. Yeah, but you can be equally strength and equally skilled. But if you can't dance around and move around like the guy with legs because you have no legs, then he's got speed and agility. So the guy with legs sticks around behind you.

Speaker: Yeah, the guy the guy with legs gets around behind the guy with no legs who can't spin around that fast because he's And an old boy with legs I'm just saying I'm just saying

Speaker: You know you speak on it because you're wrong because I'm the champ and I'm right and you fucking losers Yeah, well and if a frog had wings They wouldn't what

Speaker: Bump his ass when he jumped. You've never heard that? My grandmother used to say if a frog had wings, it would fly. I've never heard that last part. No, that's a pig had wings. No, the pig had wings, it would fly. If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he jumped. By the end of the day, I'm the champ. You guys suck.

Speaker: Well, I think that this has to become a Facebook question. I really do. I think, you know, we should put it on Facebook. We should put it on the nonsensical nonsense. We can put it on Facebook. We can make it a Twitter poll, a Facebook poll. I can ask the question on TikTok as well. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Real quick, real quick. Let me guess. You're going to be the sole counter. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he's going to tally it. Oh, let me guess. Still like back in the, still like every other argument,

Speaker: that I can make knowing boy, Jeffrey, you have all the login information for our social media. Tony D has all the login information for our social media. I have something you don't. I feel like I'm not getting credit for any of the creation of this. I have a life. I have a life.

Speaker: Are you sure? Yeah, I actually, I do. No, it doesn't. As soon as I let him take pictures of us. See, Connor and I have something that you don't. We have a wife. Yeah, you guys have a prison sentence. I don't. It was not a prison sentence. I welcome you very much. Yeah, she loves you very much, too. She loves you very much, too, as she was showing off for everybody on the show. She just flipped me off.

Speaker: She was, she was looking for a new suitor tonight. She was not. I didn't say me. She didn't go, she doesn't go for men over the age of 55. How do you know she don't have daddy issues? No, Chris is definitely not rich. He is famous in the Dominican Republic though.

Speaker: You want to move to the DR, baby? You want to live in the, we can be rich in the DR. They're going to whole parades for me if I ever go down there. Holy shit. El Tampo is here. They don't even know, they tell stories about me and I've become a mythological creature in the DR.

Speaker: okay we've got meetings of you parents parents tell their parents parents tell their kids if they don't behave el champo glico will come and get you well did you say el champo since you brought up the subject honor since you brought up the subject i uh i did a little quick google search um and i have a couple matchups for you gentlemen so who would win in a fight a polar bear with a lightsaber

Speaker: or an unarmed T -Rex. Oh, oh. Right. A polar bear with a lightsaber or a T -Rex with no arms. An unarmed T -Rex. What did you say? An unarmed, as in he doesn't have weapons.

Speaker: She says in T -Rex wins. I kind of, I kind of, hold on, hold on. T -Rex wins. Wait. Look at the size. Does the polar bear have Jedi training? No, he just has. Jedi training to turn on the lightsaber. Bernie. Holy shit. What's going on, Bernie? How are you doing, man? Have you ever seen a polar bear force jump? It's terrifying. Dude, have you seen a polar bear either seal or attack the seal? Yes, it's fucked up.

Speaker: No. Have you ever seen a polar bear attack a seal? Yes. Yes. You're talking about it like we didn't just say that. Well, you froze and Jeff just looked at me like I was stupid. Sounds like you froze. The winner would be the T -Rex. However, I don't necessarily 100 % disagree, but the only thing I see is if the T -Rex bites, like tries to eat the polar bear whole, all the polar bear has got to do is turn on the light signal.

Speaker: I feel like this is too small a set of information. Is the polar bear intelligent? Is the T -Rex intelligent? Or is it just a T -Rex or a T -Rex? Because if it's a polar bear with a polar bear brain, then the T -Rex wins every time.

Speaker: Because otherwise, the T -Rex is just standing there with a white saber next to it. Well, the difference is the T -Rex is a five ton animal. It's not small by any means. Well, Luke Skywalker took out that... Okay, wait a minute. Jeff, I love the fact that you had to clarify that the T -Rex

Speaker: one of the largest car wars in history. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He was not a small animal. He was just kept on the polar bear and called a day. What's up, Cash? Bye. Can I ask a question? Nope. All right, but we've all watched Luke Skywalker beat that monster thing at Java's Palace that was significantly lowered and significantly. This is self -defense. Jeff and Connor, this is self -defense what I'm about to do.

Speaker: Okay here's one uh we're all bit comic book nerdy so uh in a fight who wins Batman or Superman? What? Okay I'm sorry and I love Batman but Superman is the unbeatable

Speaker: He's literally the unbeatable superhero. There is no comparison to however, however, if it's a at the moment fight, I say Superman's going to take it. But if Bruce Wayne AKA Superman or Batman has time to prepare, he's got enough money. He can build something to kind of take care of some business. What are you kidding me? He lost to Bane. He lost to Bane before he even got a chance to beat him.

Speaker: He lost to Bane. That's not Superman. That's Bane. Bane's human. Well, technically, according to the internet, it would be a draw. Well, the internet's stupid. Yeah, there are two ways. What ifs, and it could go either way at each time.

Speaker: I mean Batman Batman is the greatest detective Batman is the greatest detective of all time. And the one thing Batman did before he formed the Justice League was that he learned every other like every other person. Well, you knew who they were, but he also knew their weaknesses. On a side note, Jeffrey. Yeah. Is less is more. Since I talked to you this afternoon about the question I proposed to you.

Speaker: When I when I talked to you and I proposed the question in a chat earlier we were at so that's been what Three hours ago 23 ,000

Speaker: As of now, 30 ,000, 30 .6 ,000. Nice. Well, Connor, Connor, I asked you to say. OK. Connor, I asked you the same question. I'm looking for the insights. Hold on, sorry. What do you consider a viral video? Like based off views solely. Based off views. Based off of views solely.

Speaker: What would you consider a viral video? I said a million views. I'd say at least a half a million. And I'm not saying this is viral by any means.

Speaker: No, no, no. Well, the question you posed to me was what did we consider a viral video? Now, being that we are a small podcast, that is a great number. That's huge. Well, and based off of everything I looked at on the internet, you know, between views and likes, what they consider a viral video. I think you ought to take care of the last podcast I was in, if you just had a viral video.

Speaker: Edit out some stuff if you know what I'm saying. We don't edit out anything. We don't believe in anything. There's some slight self -incrimination. I need you to edit it. I've already had conversations with your CEO and the president. I want to get out anyway.

Speaker: The conversation with the president was fun because he was like, oh, is this the champ? And I said, yeah. And he was like, how are you doing? I'm Joe. And there's a unicorn and there's stars in the sky. And every once in a while, there's a donkey that goes across my yard. And COVID was all. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker: Yeah. So it was just a curiosity thing because based on everything I looked at online, it was a hundred thousand views and or likes combined. I posted a video to our Instagram. Nonsenseful nonsense. Let me actually.

Speaker: go to Instagram and look up a nonsensical nonsense podcast. I posted a video last week and I'm kind of shocked and I don't think it's viral by no means. I'm just kind of shocked because I was talking to Jeff about this about three hours ago and we were sitting at about 23 ,000 views alone over the last three hours. In the last three hours, it's jumped up to almost 31 ,000 views.

Speaker: 31 ,000 from where? From 23, three hours ago. I mean, I guess that's kind of cool. I mean, you're a bit lame. Do you know why it's doing that? You can't get more than 10 views. Do you know why it's doing that? Because it was a great video. No, it's because people are waking up in the Dominican Republic.

Speaker: Well, there's only 5 ,000 people that live in the DR. So have they all watched it three times?

Speaker: Great. You just defended them and they will never watch our podcast or your podcast. The DR loves us and the Dominican Republic, the champ loves you. So go ahead and reach out to us. Send me an email. Nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Send me an email and send me a free trip to the DR. All expenses paid for my parade that you want to throw in my honor and let's do this.

Speaker: OK, if there's someone actually from the Dominican Republic listening on here, please, please, please comment something or send an email. I want to see what you guys are like, what makes this entertaining to you people because Glick is not fun. That's not what you used to say. No, I said you felt good. I never said you were funny. If I ever said you were funny, it was to make you feel good.

Speaker: Oh, it kind of hurts. I feel like you're just taking shots at me now because of what happened with your wife earlier. You don't mean the words you're saying, you're just angry. I still love you more. You're still always the number one. Honestly, I'm not angry about it. I know she's hot. You're hotter. That's a lot. Yeah, you did kind of out kick your coverage there.

Speaker: I'm just curious. I was just kind of impressed because I never would have thought that me posting a goofy ass reel would have blown up like an ass. In a world where everything is judged by likes and views,

Speaker: That's not terrible. Well, I put it on the podcast page. It's not like I put it on my personal page. I put it on the podcast page. No, but I mean, that's what I'm saying. It was like, you know, for us being a small podcast as we are, it's pretty good. It's getting the word out there and that's great. And but there's no real definitive what's going to be final, you know?

Speaker: So I wonder, I wonder. Yeah. Like I can count on one hand how many times I've gone on Instagram this week. Where versus how many times I've been on TikTok this week. How many times have your kids been on Instagram this week? None. They don't use tablets or anything like that. How many times have your kids been on that?

Speaker: How about that? I don't know. My oldest daughter, she's on Instagram, but my other two kids are not on Instagram. Right. But Jeff, you're not even really on Instagram. No, I'm barely on Instagram. I'm barely. I have an Instagram that I have posted anything to my Instagram and over a year where I went directly to Instagram. Like for a while, if I posted something on TikTok, it automatically go to Instagram.

Speaker: But those don't I wish I wish our tiktok page And i'm trying to funnel my main tiktok page to our podcast page um because I'm kind of a big deal on tiktok without being a big deal. You know what I mean? I'm a lowkey big deal on tiktok

Speaker: on my page. So I'm trying to funnel. I'm using my page as a funnel. It was pretty good. As a funnel to our page. And an opportunity. And I'm like, I'm half tempted to put my Snapchat on my personal TikTok page. But then at the same time, I know what's going to happen. And I don't want that to happen.

Speaker: Oh, Jesus. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But if I can push it towards the show, then I'll do it. I'll take the sacrifice I'm willing to make. No, it's, I mean, at the end of the day, it's, it's one of those things. It's like, it's people, it's all about growth and we need your help. Yes. That's why I do this. That's why I brought this whole thing up. There's only so much I can do on my own. I need, I need y 'all's help. The people who listen to us.

Speaker: share it tell it because my colors don't tell a friend telephone I talk to people about it but see I'm more of a individual one -on -one you're thinking globally I think locally Kevin point of freedom podcast yeah

Speaker: Y 'all been making fun of me because we're fusing the DR, but that was a big deal to me. That kind of blew my mind. No, considering the DR is mostly Spanish, I find that insane that we're as big as we are in the DR. Because of the champ. Oh, it has nothing new to you, trust me.

Speaker: kind of the face and kind of the voice, kind of everything. I'm the looks, I'm the funny. Do you wanna know why? Cause it's my show and I do everything. Come on, wait. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on.

Speaker: You need me. You need me. Yeah, why? Why? I was going to say something. I forgot why. I showed up Saturday an hour late and there was a cryptid in here. I'm talking to Tony in the chatters box. Oh, you're expecting me to be nice now? No, I'm not going to be nice anymore. You fucking Sasquatch. And all your cronies. What are you talking about?

Speaker: if you know what's up, little man. Yeah. I love you, little man. I made sure he said your show. Yeah, I like that kid. He's awesome. Look, that's the fourth member. He smells like poo. Is that your, oh, is that your oldest boy? That's my oldest son. I think that he just can read to me. Right there. Right there. Yeah, there's the fourth member of nonsensical nonsense junior.

Speaker: You've kind of become the unofficial official member of nonsensical nonsense man, I mean, oh Sorry, go ahead. No, go ahead man. Sorry. I mean I was gonna say I was gone for

Speaker: Well, over the last two years, a significant amount of time. Yeah, you were. So when you started this podcast, I could only watch from afar. And as much as I really would have loved to come on more early on in the game and really been a part of it more, I could only do so much from the sideline. However, I'm still waiting on the hat that I've been promised. And I'm also waiting on my t -shirt.

Speaker: and you're still waiting on your man. If you get a nonsensical, nonsense, banana hammock, I will wear it and send a picture. You do realize. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And you can play it on air every night as mine. I was going to say first and foremost, you do realize we had brats for dinner tonight, Chris. Um, I haven't eaten yet. I need to eat. Oh, I'll eat after the show.

Speaker: You do realize, okay, first and foremost, first and foremost, the shirt's easy. Uh, cause I want to get myself a new shirt made and I can get two shirts made when I do it. Uh, and I can go get a hat made. How much, how, how much longer are you? Are you in the States? Uh, for a minimum of like 27 months long. Oh, nice. So you're, so you're home home. Yes. I'm home home.

Speaker: Oh, nice. Okay. Okay. So, when I, I'll go get a hat made. I'll go spin. Actually, Connor, you can go. Do you have lids down there and whatever godforsaken state you're in? Uh sure that we probably got it somewhere.

Speaker: It would be a lot cheaper if you go to the lids and I, and I can send you a picture of this hat and you can go to lids and show them a picture and they'll make me, they'll give you the exact design I have. But when I get the shirts made, I'm going to get a couple of shirts made. I wish I could send one to Jeff, but I'll, I'll send Jeff the design and he can get one day down there. So when I, when I, when I find, I'll send, cause I want to send Tony a shirt and I'll send you a shirt as well.

Speaker: Okay. You guys work on all that. I will work on our underwear line. You know. Oh, oh no. I'm going to go. I'm going to, I'm going to have somebody print me a sticker and I'm going to go buy a pair of banana hammocks. And when I send you the shirt, I'm going to slap a sticker on it and I'm going to send you those to take it. I'm going to hand stitch them myself. No, just go, go to lids with the banana hammock with you Chris and have them, you know, throw that on there real quick.

Speaker: I don't want to do that to Christians. Yeah, I get that.

Speaker: shout out to my guy shout out to Christian at Lids because that's my dude. I won the first time I went in there. That's the only down. That's the only downside is you have to actually walk into there and be like somebody has to actually deal with you. No, like I said shout out to my guy Christian at Lids and Tanger in Delaware, Delaware, Ohio because when we first started this

Speaker: and talked about it. And then I went back in there a few months back and I got this hat made and he was like, oh yeah, I remember you. You came in and I listened to the podcast. You guys are funny. And we went through a lot of shit that day. The power went out.

Speaker: the internet was acting up and and everything else and it was I mean it it was I had that should have taken twenty -five minutes to make took like two hours but Christian was the man and it lives don't fucking keep a hold of that kid and promote him and move him up the goddamn chain. They're losing an amazing person. Uh so shout out to him and I could not take a pair of banana hammocks in and say Christian, can you do this?

Speaker: We just need it for a 30 second joke on the show. I'll give you a tip.

Speaker: I'll pay you more is what I meant to say. I'll give you a tip. Again, Connor. You know what, Chris, I bet you if you went and had a patch made from lids or something like a patch that you see on workwinds uniform and then you just safety pin it to the

Speaker: And then I could I could take it to a lids I have no shame Not a picture like literally. This is what it is. I love this design. I think it's amazing. I like it And and and again shout out to Christian him and I worked on this and it took us It took us about 20 minutes to come up with a really cool

Speaker: design for this and I love it. I love it. I wear this hat. I need to go buy a new hat because I've worn this. I've sweated it. It's stained up. I want to go get a new one that I wear just outside of outside of work and stuff. What you need to do is you need to have it. You're the champ. We'll sell that one on our Patreon. I am the champ. I am the champ and if anybody who's listening would like not only am I the champ but I'm also the

Speaker: If you want an official nonsensical nonsense, game worn, ball cap, I'll even autograph it for you. I'll even autograph it for you. You know what we're going to do a giveaway. No, it's a, it's a trucker cap. So you can, no, I'm mesh fit. You have a giant head.

Speaker: Night, buddy. Well, as I said, it's adjustable. Night, buddy. Love you. It's a trucker cap, mesh fit on the back, adjustable. We'll do a giveaway. We'll do a giveaway to our biggest fan. Let's do a giveaway for a game worn hat from the champ, from Glick the champ. I'm just going to figure out how people can enter.

Speaker: We do like a TikTok about that. Give away TikTok. So, Glick, what you need is a game hat and a work hat. No, I need a work hat and I need just a regular hat. And the hat that I was looking at getting was black with a white mesh on it. But then Christian and I were talking and I was like, man, I wish you guys had that.

Speaker: black with a gray back and he was like, actually, I have one hidden. I like and this is gonna be perfect. Yeah, I love the gray back. I love this **** hat. This is, I have a lot of hats. I'm a hat guy. I always wear hats. Um the young lady I'm talking to currently, we were talking about our hair and she's like, do you have hair? I got hair. I always wear a hat. She's like, I've never seen you without a

Speaker: but uh no so the next the next one I want to buy which will just be I'll wear it on the show. I'll wear it you know when I'm running around town or whatever will be the black with the white back but I love the I love the trucker caps man. I love I I've always been a fitted hat guy. I've always been a fitted hat guy uh but now all the fitted hats are uh flat bills and you can't bend them and you can't they're not comfortable and you know so

Speaker: What are you trying to say? We gotta get you. Oh, I love you. I love the fitted hat. Oh, I know. I love my fitted hats. I've got a ton of them. The greatest team in the Big Ten. My my my hat from the greatest team in the Big Ten is fitted. So, here's two months. Rainy. Two months. Rainy. Rainy. Big Ten Champs.

Speaker: Uh, Connor? You're cutting out, Chris. But who's Connor? Connor, what? I can't hear you. You're cutting out, Chris. I'm cutting out? Maybe this will come across better. Jeff, how you doing, man?

Speaker: Shut this jackass up. How does it feel to win for once in the last 20 years? How does it feel to only be alive knowing that the Buckeyes have won? God.

Speaker: Who will hail to the victor? I killed Connor Connor just ate a bullet, ladies and gentlemen. He red flagged you. Oh.

Speaker: David Johnson in the house. Who the fuck is this guy? I can barely fucking hear you. Put some headphones on, dummy. I can't hear Jack. Fuck all. This is my buddy. Why can't I hear you? You need headphones. Or turn your volume. Hold on. Damn. Sorry.

Speaker: Well, I can't hear fucking shit. Why is it giving me phone call fucking volume? My phone is retarded, not me. My phone. Wait, there it is. Welcome. Welcome back, Connor. I love you. Welcome back, Potter. Really? You think I'm that old? I don't know what happened. I dropped off the phone dropped.

Speaker: Oh, you said welcome back Connor. I thought you said welcome back Connor. I'm like, I'm not that fucking old. My wife is saying hi to y 'all. No, I didn't hear any Michigan fight song. All I heard was throwing up. You didn't hear. You didn't hear. Hail to the victor.

Speaker: We're not gonna sit there and offend people who believe in eight thousand nine hundred sixty two genders We're not gonna do any of that. We're not gonna like I mean seriously I don't want to make fun of like a 72 year old guy in charge of a country can't figure out the English language yet But you know, we won't do that He was in the army

Speaker: Yup. Retired. You hear me right now? Retired. Well, I couldn't hear you. What? I said Connor, Connor's in the army. Oh, sweet. Enlisted or officer, please fucking say enlisted. I'm enlisted. Okay. He's a swallower. Thank God. You fucking crazy. He's a follower. No, he's a swallower. A swallower. We'll rank you, buddy.

Speaker: uh an eight -year specialist oh okay so you're part of like the spec mafia over there that's fucking great it's not my choice trust me eight years i had a dude one time he was a specialist no shit he signed an indefinite contract he was a specialist for 12 freaking years he would go in there finally they put him in front of the board

Speaker: and they told him, you will be an NCO today. He was like, oh, okay. So they asked him, so they're like, all right. So what's the Dog Face Soldier song? He said, SpongeBob's favorite song. It's on Fort Stewart. He just answered all kinds of screwed up. And at the end, they were like, well, congratulations, Sergeant.

Speaker: He just booted him right up. He was like, I didn't want NCO. I want to live out the rest of my taste of the speciality. Chris, the funny thing is... I mean, it's great. It's shamtastic, but... Dave is retired, but Dave was actually in a Hummer that blew up. And when the Hummer blew up, Dave got out of the Hummer and went, can we do that again? That was fun. Well, no, when I... Hummer or Humvee? Humvee.

Speaker: You said Hummer. Yeah. Yeah. I'm thinking about that. Well, that's because Jeff is slightly retarded. So he gets some confused. There's no slightly about it. No, no, no. They actually put me on psychological profile when I went in the back when we got blown up. And yeah, that was not a fun couple of months.

Speaker: And my captain literally said, he's like, you need help. I was like, this is the first time here, ain't it? He's like, he's like, it doesn't matter. That's kind of fucked up. We only went like, what, six feet in the fucking air? I mean, I was going to look at my captain and just let him go. Oh, but I didn't.

Speaker: I mean, were you really blown? That would have been hilarious. Were you a bang bang? What? I couldn't hear you. Were you a bang bang? I was not. I first field artillery, 13 bravo, then combat engineer, 21 bravo, 12 bravo, whichever you came in. He was also a swallower, much like you, Connor.

Speaker: that's usually what people say and usually it's followed up by well I would have joined the army but yeah I won't take somebody screaming in my face oh yes you will oh yeah and then you would be on the floor by a five foot one a hundred and thirty fucking pounds and looks like your grandmother's

Speaker: And he'll slam it. That was definitely not why I didn't go into the military. I didn't go into the military. There was two reasons. I got kind of screwed. I was told I was damaged goods. There's a waiver for that. They got waivers for that shit. Look at me. You think I'm fucking normal? No, no, no. It was psychological.

Speaker: Yeah, the psychological thing was one thing, but I was damaged goods because I broke my ankle twice, two years in a row playing baseball. I busted up my knee and I blew out my shoulder. And at 41 years old, I still think I can run circles around the kids and boot camp.

Speaker: but also, I couldn't do the job I wanted to do because Private Ryan and his brothers are a bunch of motherfuckers. Yeah. Sullivan Act actually. Yeah. I'm a I'm a sole survivor. I was the last in a blood water. So, I can do the job.

Speaker: Yep, I was medically, I wasn't clear. I was going to go in, I wanted to be Special Forces, I was going to do Army Ranger, I was going to do Special Forces and stuff like that. And they're like, well, I mean, we could sign a waiver and you can do a desk job. And I'm like, no. Yeah. Look, the qualifying and the selection process, it's a nightmare.

Speaker: Yeah, I want to blow shit up. I want to kill shit. Well, I first was in as as 13 Bravo cannon crew member. And then I got four years of that. I was like, OK, I want to do something fun and retention. He's like, well, you thought about combat engineer. I'm like, what's that? He's like, you build bridges and you blow shit up. I said, you should blow shit up. I say, give me the fucking paper. And you know what? You have to build a bridge in my fucking life.

Speaker: Yeah, never built a bridge in my life. Oh, I'll make us close to that. Let's be honest, Dave, brother. Let's be honest, Dave. I've heard blow shit. I heard blow shit up.

Speaker: Okay. He was from the Navy. He was from the Navy. Okay, the fucking Navy. You know the big floating city full of men that go out for eight months at a time? Come back and say, no homo? Then. As I've said, on ship there are women on board. But those women... Dude, but what are you called when you're there? A what? I was an airman. A seaman. You're a seaman.

Speaker: I'm just saying like there's a lot of skit about like never touch a navy boy's socks never never pick up like a sock in a navy boy's room ever shit's probably glued to the ground to begin with but well they could cause some damage once they get good and crusty

Speaker: It's a Navy shank. You never went without a ride, motherfucker. Oh my God, they could start doing that in prisons. Nobody's ever thought of that kind of shank. Yeah. They could make a movie after it. It would be like a sperm shank redemption. Connor's got plans for after the military. Connor's like, hmm. Remember, any idea you have in the Army, it becomes their property.

Speaker: I mean, like, listen, I've been in the army long enough. I've been in the military long enough. I can get out. I've got to stab the right people. Exactly. And falling apart. It took you that long to start falling apart. No, I've been ignoring it for years. Yeah.

Speaker: Pretty much it's just, hey, we gotta be pro for that. Suck it up, boy. I've been ignoring it for years. And now the doctor's like, hey. Yeah, that's not good. There he is. And my wife's gone, hey, you need to go get looked at. Yep. Are all our wives saying that at one point? Yeah, my wife's been saying that for years. You need help. Hey, you did for a table. Then she said, fuck it. You just can't deal with stupid people. We're moving out of the US. We're going to Mexico. Fuck it.

Speaker: You don't speak the language so you can't tell if people are stupid or not. It's also just through a table because someone used their jQuery on the freeway. You need to get kicked out. Stupid is a universal language. I have a friend of mine who's listening. Her son is a marine. Okay. So, I don't know if I should be nice or not. If he was recon, be nice.

Speaker: I got all the respect in the world for Marines, I'd rather do. Yep. Most Marines, most. I got all the respect in the world for the military. I joined the Army because, I mean, Marines need heroes too, so. Yeah. Then I joined the Air Force because the Army needs heroes. That's kind of like becoming a firefighter because police officers need heroes, right? Yeah, right. Oh, shit.

Speaker: No, I know. Unfortunately, as much as I wanted to be in the military, I couldn't go. You know, I planned on making a career out of it. I would have done. You know, I would have one time or another. That is what I know. Right. I think a lot of people are thinking, hey, man, I'll make this for the rest of my life. This is going to be great. And I'll retire when I'm fucking, you know, 40 something. And then and then after four years,

Speaker: And they're still like, like you get those motherfuckers who are still specialists. I've still a PFC after three years. And it's like, they're like, oh, fuck this. Fuck this. It's like, dude, you are going to suck all the way to E4. At E4, you start being able to sham out a little bit. Then the suck starts again at E5. Once you're at E6, you're good. You get some experience. E7, don't go further.

Speaker: Don't go further. Connor, do you feel attacked right now? They're private first class Myers. I'm a specialist now, but I wasn't E3 and below for over six hours. You're a specialist on these nuts. Hey, man. PFC is great. It's perfect for cleaning. If you have a broom, he'll be fine.

Speaker: Well, you know what at the end of the day, you know at the end of the day I can I can proudly say that I'm in here hanging out with three two veterans and one active duty And out of the four of us, only one of us is the champ

Speaker: Well, what is that? Let me see that Oh, okay. Oh, that's to go with that imitation Tyra spirit in it

Speaker: We used to play a game on the show where we do, we call it starting five, where we each take five things and the viewers. Oh, that's my fucking hair, bud. Yeah. And Chris won most of them because he did the tallies. So he's got a lot in common with Joe Biden as in he won all of them because he did the tallies.

Speaker: Oh my god. Yeah. See, no, voters do not elect anybody. It's the counters. So have them keep counting. One for me, two for me. Two for me. Four for me. You know what? Again, Jeff and the other co -host on this show have 100 % full access to all the social media when we did that. But wait. It is not my fault that all they want to do is turn their cameras on. But you know Jeff pretty well, right?

Speaker: Okay, so he's closed. All I got to do is say you know Jeff. It's closed. So you can understand why he has all the access in the world, but none all at the same time. Yeah, exactly. And you expect it different. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing. Over and over and expecting different results. It's why Jeff is my first ex -wife.

Speaker: Hey, brother, I got to get going. I'm taking my son on the Harley to Day of the Dead parade. I got going over here. Mazatlan. I'm going to show you. I'm going to put pictures of Dave. I'm going to put Dave's Harley up on the page. It is fucking gorgeous. Oh, it's an old force soft tail heritage soft tail. Fucking done up like crazy. Wait till it's done.

Speaker: The Electra? Yeah. Well, first I need tires on it to get it over to my shop and finish it. Once it's at my shop, two months. It's been two years. That's why she bought me another one. So that plan worked.

Speaker: I've seen pictures of the Harley because they even follow each other on Facebook now that I'm not a big Harley guy But that is that is a beautiful bike. Thank you. Thank you Yeah, we do all custom work at my shop. So you got to see we did you ever seen like the Honda ruckus? we have an old like italica that we built to look like a Honda ruckus that's gonna be done soon and Yes, I'll send you a bunch of photos of them

Speaker: Absolutely. Well, if I ever get my Indian that I want, then Jeff's been getting on me about coming down to Cancun. So I mean, if I ever get the Indian, I want to come down to the shop and have you. Hell yeah. I'm skipping a jump right to Mazatlan. It's Big Johnson and Sons Customs. Just thinking the name for a minute. See, I usually have to explain it to Mexican people. And that sucks the funny right out of it.

Speaker: It's not a less core thing. Yeah. Speaking of sucks, let's circle right back around to the Swallower. Yeah, there it is. Oh, OK. That's why I'm the champ. That's why I'm the champ. Oh, I see. All right. Like I said, thanks for coming up. Hey, thank you. I really appreciate being on the show, Cutfeld and Tyrus. It's been great.

Speaker: Yeah, and oh yeah, no Jeff weren't you in horrible bosses Weren't you the one that like rift used to fuck Jennifer Aniston see that's now that sounds realistic to me. I don't know

Speaker: Tanya would chop your balls off and feed them to you in a stew. But it was worth it. He'd be like, worth it, worth it. Yeah, that's like, for me, it's a Lucy Liu. Like, I could be doing Lucy Liu. My wife busts in the door. I'd be like, just wait. One minute. It'll take one more minute. And then you can kill me. I'm almost done. Yeah. Yep. Almost finished. All right, brother. I'll see you.

Speaker: I'll post up some pictures of the bike and everything at the parade today, too. Absolutely. Absolutely, man. All right, man. Talk to you later. Thank you. Bye. Bye. Well, damn, man. That's just two for two tonight for you, man. Why haven't you invited them? I've been trying to get Dave on forever. The thing is, Dave doesn't check his Facebook Messenger very often. I had to message his wife.

Speaker: Oh yeah. I know. I know. Because when he was talking about the, with the sponsorship and it was like I'm messaging back and I had never heard anything back from him. Yeah. He's constantly posting on Facebook. He never checks his message. Yeah. So I sent a message to his wife. I said, tell Dave, check his goddamn messenger. Nice. What was that?

Speaker: Interesting, interesting show tonight to say the least. You're frozen. Huh? You're frozen. Am I still frozen? Yeah, it looks like you're using a Q -tip on your ear. There you go. Now you're moving. Literally, you're like this. The whole time, David. Yeah, I just switched over to my phone. No, interesting show to say the least tonight. I do apologize for the interruption earlier, but

Speaker: Single dad life, man. The struggle is real. Got to do the dad thing when it comes up. Yeah, no, exactly. That's why I started messaging people. Like, hey, come up. This is going to be busy for a minute. Yeah, no. But no, we do appreciate you guys. We really do. Hopefully it'll be Saturday. We'll get back to some normalcy on this show. I really do hope so.

Speaker: but no, we do appreciate you guys listening. We're going to wrap everything up. We're going to, we're going to go ahead and call it a night. Mainly because I'm out of beer and I don't know. It's, it's nine o 'clock at night and I have not eaten since last night. So yeah, healthy living folks. Well, you know, what are you going to do? What are you trying to hot? Uh, maybe cam. Sorry. I, I haven't even seen my phone. Uh, maybe cam.

Speaker: We'll see what happens. But no, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out as always. Join us Saturday night for a brand new episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense, 6 p .m. YouTube and Twitch at Nonsenseical Nonsense Podcast. Give us a follow, go ahead and check out the social media. In the meantime, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok,

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Speaker: that anybody who comes up on this broadcast outside of the three main characters, myself, Jeffrey, and Tony D, some of the realest motherfuckers you're ever gonna meet in your life. And we're gonna be real face -to -face or we're gonna be real on a camera. So we do appreciate y 'all. We hope you enjoy what we do. Until next time, ladies and gentlemen, it's Wednesday. I'm gonna go ahead and give my boys Rum Springer some more love.

Speaker: I thought I had a banner made for them but go and check out Rum Springer on all them social medias at Rum Springer underscore live. I don't know what happened to Connor. Go ahead and check them out. Give them some love. Support their music. The guys are amazing and I'm really hoping to go see them next month but let's let's end it with one of their original songs. I love this fucking song. Rum Springer with

Speaker: off my case. You guys are gonna love Ned. I've known him my whole entire life. He's the man. He's told me that he's got everything set up for this shoot. This place looks cool. So glad you guys are here. Yeah, I got everything set up in here. I got, I got like lights. I got amps.

Speaker: I got your drums, I got pyro. All you gotta do is go out there and perform. I'll make sure everything goes perfect. Okay. All right? Sick. What? What possibly go wrong? I told you Ned, it's a fucking Ned guy, bro. It's a fucking Ned guy.

Speaker: Well, okay, you're looking, you're looking so fine You're not gonna be right, I lost all my feet But she's the rocker, she's the sucker, she's the real shoe star But she's the balance woman, all over me, oh, yeah The balance woman, all over me Well, let's assume we get you so far in life And your personality is a chore

Speaker: I just can't take no more Your looks tie me down on my knees But your crazy dress ain't worth it to me It wipes the smile straight off of my face Oh yeah, the time it's come to get you off my face

Speaker: I saw you but couldn't believe the way that you can I only know that I would never leave you that I couldn't leave without you up until they put you up in your mouth Until they put you up in your mouth

Speaker: I gotta do what I gotta do Because I'm over you I just can't take anymore Kicking you out of my front door I'll put you straight back into your place Oh yeah, the time has come to get you off my case

Speaker: Oh yeah, the time has come to get ya Off my case Off my case Off my case

Speaker: Damn, buddy!

Speaker: God damn, them kids ain't good, man. Y 'all go show some love to Rum Springer, social media Rum Springer Live. They're a local band out of Ohio, so if you're in Ohio, check them out. And if you get a chance to see them live, I would strongly recommend it. And who knows, if you go see them live,

Speaker: You might just see this guy right there. But anywho, yeah, it is what it is. What are you going to do? Anywho, we will see you guys Saturday night, 6 PM on YouTube and Twitch at nonsensical nonsense, same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. Jeffrey, what do you guys do? And the words.

Speaker: of the one and only big dog, AKA, homeschool Mike. Peace out. As my man, my brother from another mother of a different color would say, Tony D mother had you mother had mother had you mother made you mother. Fuck you. Words are hard, Jeffrey.

Speaker: In the words of this guy, the one and only, the true champ, the real goat, not Tom Brady, not Michael Jordan, not Derek Jeter, but Glick. I say, be good. Be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers. And the words of porcupine. That's awful. That's not the words I was looking for.

Speaker: No, but I don't know what to do. I'm just saying.