Nonsensical Nonsense 345 Holiday hangover

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Speaker: What's going on, everybody? He's Jeff. You already know that. I'm Glick. Well, welcome back. We took a little hiatus, if you will, to enjoy the holidays with our families, or try not to kill our families during the holidays, maybe in Jeff's case, and to do some traveling and all like that. But we are back in the studio, so to say. You want to call that? We are back with an all -new live show for you guys.

Speaker: Hopefully everybody enjoyed their holiday. Happy New Year, everybody. Happy New Year, Jeffrey. Happy New Year, sir. I haven't talked to you since right after New Year. I have a question for you, though, as soon as you're done.

Speaker: I would like to let you guys know before the question is asked. No, we don't have any New Year's resolutions. Jeff and I and I can speak with Jeff on this instance because I know him so well. Jeff and I fully plan on being the same piece of shit assholes that we were last year rolling right into 2024 and keeping the momentum going. Yeah, I do plan to be his same asshole. That's not going to change.

Speaker: Uh, there will be some changes to the show down the road and some other activity and whatnot. Um, yes, you guess some old guests coming back for an appearance. Um, so lots of things, uh, but I'm happy to be back. I do, uh, I do miss doing the show where even though we, you know, we only took it. I mean, we only missed like, let's be honest, what four shows, three shows, something like that. If that.

Speaker: Um, but you know, I do this show three nights a week. I do a music show and I stay pretty busy. So, um, but anyways, it was a must see the break. It was nice to walk away from the microphone for a little bit. However, I did miss it. Uh, I did too. Is that weird? And all this time online, live and, and.

Speaker: When we're off for a short period of time, let's be honest, less than a week. We're like, I'm fucking bored. Well, yeah. And that was the thing. I mean, it's been about a week. Cause our last show was last Wednesday night, but we didn't have a Saturday night show. We didn't do the Monday show the night, the week before. Well, I didn't do the Monday show the week before. And we had to do a Monday show this week. I didn't do a Friday show and you know, so it feels, it feels a lot longer than what it really was, but at the end of the day,

Speaker: Good to be back. What were you going to ask me? You said you were going to let me finish? Well, well, um, did you pass your sobriety test, sir? Because that video of you and your son be falling off, you guys literally sat there and argued about how you should lift your leg. I wish I would have saved it.

Speaker: He did. I, and I, I agree with you there. He did kept changing the rules, but you never stated if you passed or not. So I'm curious. The actual field sobriety test. Don't worry about how I know how the actual field sobriety test go. No, I've never gotten a DUI. I know I've never been pulled over when I've drink been drinking.

Speaker: But I have taken a variety test. But there has been a time or two where I've been accused of drinking and driving, knowing damn well that I wasn't, and had to do the stupid human tricks in a parking lot or on the side of the road. Right. The proper way, yes. I would have passed. Barely.

Speaker: Well, he was telling you to keep your knees straight and lift it up. I'm like, no, it's lift your leg up. It's six inches and hold it like your knee level. Yeah. You live, you're supposed to lift your leg like straight out. Then it was like, it was like bend your knee and lift your knee. I'm like, no, I watched, I must've watched it four times. I was like,

Speaker: Who could follow those fucking instructions? I think the guy that was that was performing the sobriety test was drunker than me. And that's my assumption. Yeah. But what am I what am I going to do? Crane kick the goddamn officer on duty? Oh, what's this work? Right.

Speaker: Dudley do right. Get out of here. Watch this. I learned this in credit kid. Did you see it? Speaking of sobriety tests, did you see the video that went viral a while back? This guy, he gets pulled over by a lady cop. He's got a cowboy hat and he's, he's got this old Ford pickup truck and she's doing a sobriety test. And this motherfucker is acing it. And she's like, okay, now I want you to

Speaker: walk, hip check, walk, hip check, the other direction. And she's doing this and he does it. And then she's like, okay. And he goes, you know, it'd be cooler if you, he starts, he starts dancing in a choreography that he makes up on the spot. And she's like, you're pretty good. He's like, well, I'm drunk. So, and she's like, ah, and he's like, ah, you got me. I laugh every time I see it.

Speaker: He got him in the worst way, probably he's like, well, I'm drunk. I couldn't do this. I was sober. I was like, no, no, you go to jail. Well, before we get a couple of things, before we get too far into the show, first and foremost, uh, well, Paul did win Tony's fantasy, fantasy football league. Uh,

Speaker: Players get my guy. I had a guy get hurt. Players weren't performing plus, you know, again. You won another championship that you had no business winning. It's all good. Congratulations. Yeah, ask for a reason. I mean. Participation goes a long way. Hey.

Speaker: There's nothing wrong with it. 2023. When you try calling us out and one of the comments, cause he, you can't do it when we're live. Cause he's probably daddy, his daddy Tony probably won't let him come in here when we're live. But, uh, he was like, ah, see Jeff called it right there. Bullseye blah, blah, blah. Where you said you stopped participating in like week nine or 10.

Speaker: Um, that's because I don't care about football. There's a difference. You were already like, you knew you were already out of it. It wasn't like you were not full on participating. You just right. Your team. Like you were, um,

Speaker: And then because I said that late in the season, I wasn't active with my second team because I was trying to keep them out of the playoffs. Somehow the group team, right? That the podcast league was not active just because he wasn't active with his two teams because he worked real quick that when he was in a real league with people who are actually playing, you know, he doesn't stand a snowball's chance. But that's okay.

Speaker: He got the dub in Tony's league again this year. And I see Brian beat me. He says, I don't know. I haven't checked. I still have a check, but you know, and my, my answer to Brian is, you know, sun shines on the dog's ass some days to two out of three, you know, you get, you know, the odds are stacked against me there. So yeah. Well, that was, you still got another week. We still got, Oh, there you go.

Speaker: That's why I thought and I wasn't sure. So I wanted to check in the podcast league. You know, unless my team steps up and unfortunately for me and I haven't really looked at cushions team, I've got some guys that are not playing this week because teams have already clinched the playoffs and they're already in and they're benching players and he's got a slight lead on me going into the week two of the championship round. So Kush might get the win there, which is fine because.

Speaker: I went into the season saying that, yeah, obviously I want to win, but I hope I didn't win. I started out saying that at the very beginning of our season in our podcast league. Um, because I think it'd be cool if like, you know, one of our listeners or something like that one, uh, or one of our social media. And then if he does, I'll reach out to him and tell him to hit me up and, you know, get a shirt size and all that stuff. And, and I'll work on getting a shirt and hat and whatnot made up for him.

Speaker: I think Brian's counting as chickens because he's only 53 % chance of winning and he's got three guys that are questionable. One of them being his quarterback from Jacksonville. I could still pull something out of my ass, I'm just saying.

Speaker: You still could get your team organized, get it put back together or whatnot. In my league, in my league, in the battle for fifth place or fourth place or fifth place, I think I've got a nice little advantage going into week two of the championship round. Jeff, while we're talking about football and we're talking about fantasy football,

Speaker: If you could be so kind. Yeah, and drop your camera down. Yeah, well, you afraid of what I look like? I see what you did there.

Speaker: And I and I did a little I did do you you you literally dropped your not only did you drop your camera? But you dropped your your your whole self from the feed by the way, so you just I know Yeah, no, I dropped you from the feed as well Okay I did that on purpose so that you could see the cool street. Yeah, I figured as much but I'm getting pretty good at making videos But I wanted to put a little height video together for my Cleveland Browns as they go into the playoffs

Speaker: Yeah, that's all they got in the playoffs. St. Flacco, Joe Flacco coming in, flack around and flying out, Jets. Got that ass whooped, Tony D. You can suck it. Got that ass whooped by the Cleveland Browns as we clinched the playoffs. Flack around and find out. And I was playing around.

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Speaker: Here we go brownies, here we go This is the land of the big dog Home of the brown We all up in your wind song

Speaker: To the playoffs! Unbelievable! What a season! The generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses Evil minds that plot destruction Sorcerer of death construction

Speaker: the end zone for a touchdown.

Speaker: How do you do so much time on the podcast and with this is the shit I have to put up with I'm just saying it's not easy

Speaker: And the great thing about it, not that it matters or anything like that, but we do have these bragging rights going into the playoffs. We beat the number one team in the AFC. We beat the number one team in the AFC and we beat the number one team in the NFC in the regular season. Plus we beat a gaggle of other playoff teams.

Speaker: I didn't fuck around to find out. Once again, you were in a championship that you had no business being in, Golf Hawk. It's a fantasy, fantasy football league. Nobody ever participates. You know damn well had Cam actually been participating, you wouldn't have ever been there. You had no business being there. Then you got hurt and I got a guy that got hurt and players that didn't perform. It is what it is.

Speaker: You know, it's like I said at the beginning of the season, it's no matter what you do. It's a fucking long shot. In an actual league, you didn't even slip the playoffs and you had two teams that you couldn't even do it. Yeah, what about that? My congratulations to your window.

Speaker: I did everything I said I was going to do this season except for winning the championship. I said I was going to teach the motherfuckers how to draft. I had the best draft class out of the entire draft. There wasn't even anybody close to me at their draft class because they're all goofy. And I said that I was going to be at the championship this year. And I was. And I said I was going to beat everybody's ass that needed their asses beat in the regular season. And I did.

Speaker: Only thing I didn't do, I was three out of four. And as Meatloaf said, three out of four ain't bad. Exactly. You know, and golf, apparently, asterisks count. Don't worry, golf. I'm going to do research.

Speaker: And then he took a dive in the first two rounds thinking that if he took a dive that they would both be in the money because first three third get money in my league and the way it's looking, Cam's not going to get in the money because he's going to end up in fourth place, but Justin might end up winning. So, uh, you know, yeah, it is what it is.

Speaker: which is not true, but I'll come back this year and I'll win the whole fucking line.

Speaker: Yeah, like I said, it's full. It's full. It's full. It's full. It's full. It's full. It's full. It's full. It's full. It's full. It's full.

Speaker: Well, yeah, I don't know where you and Brian have this. I don't know how you and Brian developed such a rivalry. Your first year ever play fantasy football. Brian has like 47 teams every year. And I still beat him three out of two out of three.

Speaker: Um, no, next year I'm hoping to in our league, I want to expand our league to 10 or 12. And I want to get rid of, I want to get rid of mining golfs, uh, backup backup teams, whatever. Um, you know, like I said, you guys didn't even plan to do a backup league. I think I accidentally logged in on my laptop because I was trying to go live.

Speaker: I wanted to go live and do the draft. And when I logged in on my laptop, apparently I have two accounts, um, on ESPN that I didn't realize. So when I logged in, it automatically gave me a second team and we were too close to draft.

Speaker: for me to, to, to, to fuck with it. Well, you know, if I would have won there, the video would have, the video of my, my acceptance speech would have been four hours long. I mean, I was just like, so you guys talk football, all this shit, but, but the guy that doesn't know shit about sports.

Speaker: first time in the league would, you know, it would have gone on for days. And, and just, I would have just done that and muted his bike. And then he would have had a celebration like Tony with his bike muted. I'm going to save this all. Don't worry. I've been, I've been total control here. No, but it's like two years from now, I'd still be talking about it. You remember, I beat you guys. You did beat me once this season, I think.

Speaker: I beat everybody at least once. And it literally came down to, obviously, I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I think both of our match -ups were close and the one time you almost beat me, I helped you and I was like, I ain't helping you next time you play me. Yeah, because you beat me by like four points. If that, I don't remember what it was. I'm not a big fan. I got to be honest with you, Gulf, while we're talking about fantasy football, we're talking about the NFL.

Speaker: I gotta be, I gotta be honest with you. I've never been a big fan of NFL. I don't like it. Well, no, we use ESPN. Right. I don't like, I don't like NFL .com's fantasy football. It's really weird. It doesn't update properly. It's, it's, I don't like the scoring on it. And I don't know. And Tony says he didn't mess with the scoring and I believe him because he doesn't know what he's doing. So

Speaker: He probably fucked it up. Didn't even realize he fucked it up. So the scoring is weird on it. And I this is probably my 10th season. Yeah, 9th or 10th season. I think with with with the ESPN fantasy football. I love it. I think it's great. The only problem I had with the ESPN League if I went to.

Speaker: like ditch a player like if I ditched a quarterback completely got him off my roster not on the bench completely gone and then went to replace him it sometimes wouldn't let me pick up picks well you well you you have to wait see so the way the way it works when you're grabbing free agents is you have to wait for the week to be here and then

Speaker: And then it depends on where you are in the, in the waiver, in the waiver wire, because like, say, if you're the, if you're the top team, then everybody else is going to get pick of who they want out of free. So like, say, uh, say like you and I were going for the same quarterback and I'm in first and you're going to get that quarterback over me.

Speaker: So, and then sometimes if you drop a guy, like say, say golf, Hawk had Trevor Lawrence and he dropped him and you're like, Oh, I'm going to pick him up. And you see that he dropped him that day. You might not be able to pick him up that day. You might have to wait until the following week with the waiver transfer, just depending upon how it's a, it's a, I don't know. It makes sense. It makes sense. But like it was, it was letting me pick up people.

Speaker: But it wasn't, it was, when it wouldn't let me pick up somebody, it never told me why. And it was like, you need to replay, you need to drop somebody else. You have too many players or something like that. I got, I got like five people empty on the bench, you know? Five empty citizens. Yeah. Cause I started off a little bit sluggish. Um, but, uh, um,

Speaker: But also the waiver, and it's the same thing with the NFL. The waiver wires are done every Wednesday morning. So you get past the week, they figure, I just, I'm not a fan of the NFL fantasy league or league in general. I don't like it. I love ESPN. I love the way it's set up. I love the fact that it runs all the way through the football season. Right. And Stoney's league is done. And we still, the ESPN one runs all the way through the season.

Speaker: You have your consolation games. So like right now I'm in battle for fifth in mind. Um, and then obviously your, your top two teams battle out for first and second, et cetera, et cetera. Now, however, next season, when we draft.

Speaker: whoever's last will go first. It's it's just like in the NFL, the worst team gets the first pick and I hate to say it that number one spot and that number two spot because I do a snake draft are prime spots to have that number one and number 10 spot because if you're number one, you get the first pick and then it goes through and the last person to pick gets back to back picks so it comes back up to you as the number one spot you get

Speaker: the last pick of the second round and the first pick of the third round. OK, that's cool. What's going on GB? So hey, there he is. You know, I like I like ESPN. It's set up a little bit better. I didn't mess with the scoring because I like the way they do the scoring over there. I could play with it a little bit, but I can't. It's the same thing when you start a new league. It's your draft order is based on on entry, so obviously.

Speaker: If you create the league, you have the number one pick and the last person to enter that league has the last pick. So you can't change the draft order in any way, shape or form. And I've had to explain this multiple times the last couple of years. And then it fucks up the draft order too, if you expand the league. So like next year, when we expand the league, hopefully I'll be able to expand the league.

Speaker: The newcomers, I think, actually get bumped up into those first few picks. Oh, OK. Well, yeah. But like I said, the only reason I keep with it is because it's actually something to do. You know, as we as we all know, I have no life. Yeah. Yeah. But it can also it can also it can also fuck somebody because, you know, it's a cool advantage to have. But if you don't know what you're doing when you're drafting,

Speaker: And, or if you think a lot of guys, and I try to tell guys this, CMC is my number one guy. I've been drafting him since he's been playing, but CMC, high risk, high reward, because there's been a lot of seasons where he spent more time on the bench than he's actually spent on the field. He's become the same way. You know, everybody was hyped for Aaron Rodgers and the Jets. And then one play later in the very first game of the season, he's fucking out for the season. Yeah.

Speaker: Uh, what's going on? You get that with everybody, you know, with any player because it's such a quote unquote dangerous sport. And that's, and that's the thing where there was a lot of injuries this year. And, you know, a lot of players coming in and out and bouncing around and fantasy football is a, is a, is a finicky monster. Um, yeah, there's one in 10 spots are nice to have in a snake draft. But, you know, as long as you know what you're doing and you watch the free agency and you watch what other people are doing, which I know you don't chef.

Speaker: in my league. I wasn't really watching what everybody else was doing in the podcast league. I was only half -assed paying attention to the Joni's league. My roster included four people from the San Francisco 49ers, two people from the Rams, and then my

Speaker: Uh, tied in another receiver and my kicker were from Cleveland and then the defense. So I was like, I went against my number one rule of don't do this because you'll fuck yourself at the end of the day. And so easily, um, it was worked out this time around and years passed. If I would have had that many Niners on my team, it would have fucking.

Speaker: It would have hurt. Yeah. And typically having Cleveland Browns on your teams as a Browns fan, it doesn't pay off. But as I said, we got St. Flacco in the building. He's doing big things. And our players are doing big things. The Jets can eat my asshole. Tony D, you can grab a fork and get in on that too. New York, New York. Here's the thing. Even, even

Speaker: Like the issue I had, the issue I had being a non -sports guy, I completely forgot about a game that weekend, like multiple times because, yeah, like I said, unless it's brought up on the show, I fucking have no clue. I don't even know who's playing.

Speaker: I do Dustin Hopkins was going to be a monster when we got rid of K Jork and got him. And that's why before anybody could even blink, I was in the, I was in the free agency grabbing, grabbing Dustin Hopkins. Um, I watched him when he was, I think he was with the Rams last year or something like that. And he was, I don't know why they cut him, but, uh, you know, when we got him, I was like, yep, I'm gonna need that real quick. Browns defense. If you were fortunate enough to get the Browns defense, their number one defense in the league this year.

Speaker: Niners defense was good. But it's it's hitting this man. You never know what's going to happen with the player or anything like that. But that's why I said you just gotta. You gotta pay a little bit of attention to it and you know, be as active as you can with your team. But anywho, like I said, I'm excited. My brownies are in the playoffs. No, they win these playoffs. Where do they go? Well, if they. Get past first couple of rounds.

Speaker: They go into the ASC championship game and if they win that, they go to the Superbowl. So you're saying there's a chance. Well, yeah, I mean, there's absolutely a chance any given Sunday, the Browns have never been to a Superbowl. That's what I'm saying. It's like one of those things, like it could happen. This could be the year. I mean, that would, that would be hell freezing goes over because the Browns win the Superbowl and Trump wins the presidency.

Speaker: I mean, like I said, we have already beaten both the number one team in the AFC and the NFC this season. Uh, as far as the AFC playoffs go in the regular and not just because you beat somebody in the regular season, doesn't mean anything. Yeah. Well, every game is different. You know, you can play and run the same plays and you know, the wind blows in the wrong direction. We are fortunate enough that we, that we do have,

Speaker: the number one defense. So we beat the Colts this year. Not really difficult, I guess. Beat Jacksonville. Did we beat the Colts? I can't remember. I think we did. Yeah, we beat the Colts. Yeah, we beat the Colts. We beat Baltimore. We beat Jacksonville. We beat the 49ers. We beat Baltimore.

Speaker: And like I said, our defense is absolutely fucking disgustingly good. So it'll be an interesting couple of weeks, I guess. How many games are in the playoffs? You have?

Speaker: Wild Card weekend, divisional weekend, and conference championships, and then the Super Bowl. So you got three weeks in the playoffs. Based on the current standings right now, this upcoming week not included, the Browns will play Jacksonville and Wild Card game. The Ravens and 49ers have a bye week.

Speaker: The Chiefs and Bills will play and the Dolphins and Colts will play in the AFC. And then in the NFC, like I said, the Niners have a bye week. The Bucks and Eagles will play, Lions, Rams, and Cowboys Packers will play in the wild card as of right now. And like I said, the Browns have already beat Jacksonville once. I was gonna say, Jacksonville is not that great from my understanding.

Speaker: I mean, I know about about as much about sports as you do about cars. So, you know. They are. They are. They're they're they're pretty solid team this year, just they've had some injury issues. So. What should take on Washington Pinnix and those receivers are lethal, but y 'all are the most physical team

Speaker: So yeah, so the playoffs start in a couple weeks. This is we got the final week of the season this week. You'll see a lot of the playoffs teams like the Browns have already said most of their starters are going to be sitting. We brought in another QB that's probably going to be starting this season or starting this week, which would be cool because if they happen to beat the Bengals will have five quarterbacks that started this season and all five of them got to win.

Speaker: Give me one minute. We're going to touch on that.

Speaker: We've already set one record. I'm assuming they're resting their players for the playoffs. Yeah, yeah, they're resting their players. We've already set one record in the NFL with four starting quarterbacks and of all one, at least one game in the Browns have won 10 plus games that we bring in a fifth quarterback. We're going to break our own record in the same season. However. No, no, no football NFL talk. Let's jump over into the college world, shall we?

Speaker: I did see gentlemen the time is upon us

Speaker: All the blood, sweat, and tears has come down to right now. And 60 minutes is all the time that we get to prove to them and to ourselves that our preseason preparation is better than theirs. Look, I told y 'all many times that if this game was easy, there'd be a waiting list to get on. But it ain't. You are amongst the elite. And success is when drive and preparation come together. So I now ask you again, are you ready? Yes, Coach. Orborees.

Speaker: Come out to playyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Speaker: I don't give a piss about nothin' but the tide, baby! Don't give a piss about nothin' but the tide! I love America and I love the tide, baby!

Speaker: To be the team, you got to beat the team. And right now, the team is the University of Michigan. Whoo! You nailed it the first time. Who's got it better than us? Who's got it better than us? Whoo! God, it's good to be a Wolverine, baby. Let's go. I'm just having a banner year, aren't you, sir?

Speaker: Roll Tide, Roll Tide, Roll Tide. Grab another spoon, Alabama and Tony D, and eat that ass some more, bitches.

Speaker: I thought Michigan was worried about Alabama when they said Alabama was going to cheat and pay $50 million and convince the committee to put them into the playoffs when they didn't deserve to be in the committee. No, there wasn't a sigh of fear. There was a room full of silence because they were afraid. That was disappointment because we knew that they were going to get that asses beat down in California, baby, and our home field at the Rose Bowl. We made that fucking field. That's our second home, bitches.

Speaker: The fuck out of here? Nick Saban, you can eat an asshole. You can eat a bag of dicks, you grimy son of a bitch. The only thing I made that night better was when Harbaugh walked out in the middle of that field after they beat you in overtime. If he headbutted your bitch ass, bam! What's up? I should stop bringing my tires clean and really continue to sink. Okay. Just take a break. Take a shower. I need help. Michigan played Alabama in the college football playoffs.

Speaker: Right. In the Rose Bowl, Pasadena, California. And, uh, well, Alabama just thought that they just already punched their ticket to the championship. We're going to go, we're going to walk right in. We cheated. We convinced the committee. We got bullshit votes. They handed us another season where we just think we're going to walk right into a championship. Nope. I knew it was wrong. Cause you walked in to the Wolverine Den.

Speaker: and he got eaten alive. Yeah, you had a little bit of a lead. Yeah, we had to come back in the fourth quarter. Yeah, we went into overtime. But when it mattered, when it came pushed, come to shove, y 'all couldn't handle the Wolverines. That's your goofy ass quarterback. Ooh, Joe Rosen, the greatest thing since sliced bread. He got sacked 473 times. Ouch. In a year or in a game? In a game.

Speaker: He couldn't he couldn't get a ball snap to him to save his **** life. Apparently, old Jalen pissed off. Oh, somebody's getting a car, sir. What the **** is my legal? Apparently, Jalen Millrose pissed off his his white center before the game because that center

Speaker: And all Jalen was doing was picking his fucking face up off the ground every 30 seconds. Cause that defense was all her room, like stink on shit. Take your word for it. Our special teams kind of not look so good that game. That, that was that hurt Michigan. Them special teams. I don't know what Harbaugh was thinking with his game plan with a lot of passing. That's not how they play football. Come on, Harbaugh.

Speaker: We run the ball, we punch you in the mouth, punch you in the mouth, punch you in the mouth, punch you in the mouth, but your defense to sleep. And then we just have our way with them like a prom date like a problem. But now we're doing some goofy shit to say I wasn't worried would be a lie, but I wasn't too worried because somewhere deep down inside, I was like, no, we're not going out like this. We're not going out to fucking Alabama on another cheap ass Alabama playoff birth. And we didn't.

Speaker: because that final run of the game in overtime that for Blake, the great quorum, he was not going to be fun tonight. He was shedding people off. They grabbed him by almost horse collarding. He didn't go down. They grabbed his face mask. He didn't give a fuck. He was shedding tackles and just running people over for a nice little 20 yard jaunt.

Speaker: a little spring walk into the end zone to take that 27 to 20 lead in overtime. And then, Alabama, y 'all can be shitting overtime. And then you try to run the ball of the middle with your goofy ass quarterback. You couldn't do anything all night. I'll wait. It was because it was another bad step. No, there you go.

Speaker: sucks to be. I'll take the word for it. I didn't watch the game. Go figure. And it's good to be a Wolverine, baby. Anyways, on to golf, Fox question about Washington. Washington's offense is a nightmare. I think I have them as an office. No, this is college. We're not in NFL. I have a W W somewhere.

Speaker: Penix is a good quarterback. I like him. I like watching him all season. The wide receivers are lethal. However, if we learned anything from that Washington, Texas game, neither one of those motherfuckers having defense to save their lives. Our defense is one of the top defense, if not the top defense in the nation. They're gonna smother you, they're gonna be all over you.

Speaker: And they're going to be in your personal space all game long. And the way your defense looked against Texas, Michigan is going to have their way. We got much better wide receivers than Texas did. We got a much better quarterback than Texas did. And we got way better running backs, dare I say.

Speaker: J .D.'s probably up there with Phoenix. I know Phoenix was a Heisman, Drove, blah, blah, blah, but you have to remember, Michigan's a run -first -past -second game team. So I think it's going to be a good game. I think it's going to be a close game. I would be shocked if it's a high -scoring game.

Speaker: Right? But I think it's going to be a really good game between Michigan and Washington. Plus, ladies and gentlemen, the greatest thing to come out of this college playoffs, no matter who wins or who loses, there's no SEC teams in there. We all win. We all fucking win. There's no SEC teams in there. They couldn't buy their way or cheat their way into another championship. We were able to stop them.

Speaker: Hey, I have a quickie question when you're ready. Can't match up against the SEC even though we have a winning record against the SEC overall. Ah, we stopped when we kept him out. And Washington and Texas they did their things in the regular season to do enough to stay ahead of Georgia. So no SEC's we all win, we all win. And that's all I'm going to say about that.

Speaker: What's your question? Actually, I'm sending you a Snapchat. Tell me who it should pick to replace my defense. Because these are the choices I have that I just sent you. And their perspective is way higher than what I have of my commanders. Oh, God.

Speaker: Yeah, I need to drop that and get some better. I mean, it says here that the best pick is the Jets, but you just spent five minutes chittin' on the Jets. So I'm like, yeah, I don't know. Well, the England Patriots fucking suck this year, so. I would. Go Jets or Eagles.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. They're going to be resting everybody. Give the Jets a try. What the hell? Patriots **** suck.

Speaker: Every new year, everybody have a new year. Like, yeah, she had a great one. Uh, Justin difference to this reflects my own. Look, it's my show. I'm the host. I got lots of things. I got things I want to talk about. And it's sports related. You're going to have to deal with it. I'm excited. All right. My teams are looking good. And, and it was a good break. I got to watch. I got to watch my Browns beat the hell out of Tony D's jets. I don't know. Tony's a jets fan or a Panthers fan or Cowboys fan or.

Speaker: Fucking Falcons fan. I don't know either way. He claims one of them or all of them. And my Browns beat the shit out of him while we were on break. And then Monday night, my Michigan Wolverines beat the fuck out of the score doesn't show it. But physically, they beat the fuck out of Alabama. And that's Tony's college football team. Roll tide. Yeah, Tony. Somebody says roll tide. Somebody loses a joke. My ass to eat while we were on break.

Speaker: as two of my teams shit on Earl Oliver, two of his teams. Don't be making fun of my quickies, woman. Anywho, I got you. We'll stop talking about football until next Monday. Well, maybe not. I might not be here next Monday. I might be on another break next Monday night. Yeah, where are you going Monday? NCAA Championship game.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, you're gonna be watching that crap. No, it's like, do I do the show and watch the game at the same time? Or do I just take like this? Yeah, just doing a show. Let me check my phone for three hours. Let's go. I didn't know you guys were here. Oh, shit. I forgot I was live. You know, yeah, you know, it's not like there's a show going on.

Speaker: Yeah, I totally forgot I was doing a show. My bad. Yes. And for your information, young lady, I always want a quickie. Hey, it's a race. I'm here to win. As I always say, you're responsible for your own orgasm.

Speaker: Professionalism. Hey, we are professionals. I am a professional. Look, I can do this. This is what makes me so great. You can't pigeonhole me into one category. I mean, I can sit here and read the internet. Maybe that'll be more professional. Jeff. There you go. Share the internet and let me read it. Yeah. Here we go. Okay. In the stock market. Yeah. It's about 456%.

Speaker: Meanwhile, MSN is down 577%. And CNN is so broke. And Fox News is wasted. Fox News' stock has just keep going up. It cracks me up every time. Speaking of news outlets, do you know there is a company like, well, I don't even know the name of the company. It's like Bob's or some shit like that.

Speaker: They're talking about buying NBC. A what? There's a company, a rich guy, like way richer than you and I will ever be multi -billionaire. He's talking about. If the bar is set on who, on, on riches based on you and I, the bar is set really low. It doesn't take much to be richer than you. No, but like, like this guy is richer than you and I can imagine to be.

Speaker: And we have very vivid imaginations as we've shown of the past, but he's talking about buying, I believe it's, uh, NBC or ABC, which is the same channel the view is on. And he stated if he does buy it, if he does buy it, the first thing he does is kill the view. I mean, I'm not, I'm not $250 bottle of liquor rich.

Speaker: But I'm doing all right. I'm 250 beers, Rich, baby. So he's thinking about buying the same company, the television channel, because Disney owns it right now. And the channel is the same channel that The View is on, which I believe is NBC. Yeah, The View's on NBC.

Speaker: so he's talking about buying nbc because uh disney is they've they've adopted the philosophy go woke go broke and they're going broke so they're trying to sell off assets i mean we'll be here really well broke though uh yeah they've lost like multiple years a year

Speaker: Yeah, but they're also losing billions of dollars a year. They've scrapped Snow White. I don't know what that is. The new Snow White movie, it's Rachel Zegler. She literally shit on it. Snow White or whatever. Yeah, and then they didn't even have Seven Dwarves. They had

Speaker: the the

Speaker: Oh, what's the guy's name? Uh, Hugh Grant. Yeah. I knew it wasn't Willie or Patrick Dempsey. I just knew it was like some big name, big name Hollywood guy. And I don't know why Dempsey was the first, sorry, Patrick Dempsey. I don't mean that. Hey, I love Patrick Dempsey. That dude can't do no wrong in the most part. Wasn't that Dr. McSteamy from, uh, Chicago Hoper? Yeah. Well, it was Dr. Dreamy from, from Grey's Anatomy. Chicago's Grey's Anatomy. I don't know. One of those doctor shows. And

Speaker: But this guy offered like $6 billion to buy NBC. And Disney's looking into it, because they're like, you know, we just lost about $7 billion. Because all these movies that Disney's put out, including some of the Marvel latest Marvel films, they're all flopping, like, big time.

Speaker: Well, I knew that like the Marvels movie was going to, was not going to be a big hit. And, and that second, and I don't know if it was a bad movie or not. I, I've never seen Miss Marvel, let alone war while I watched the Marvels. Miss Marvel was not terrible. It was a little bit, but the Marvels apparently is so woke that.

Speaker: Like people are like, I would rather eat my own shit than watch. I mean, that's, I mean, it was like, you know, I like Black Panther. I haven't seen the second one. I mean, it was good. It was like out of all the Marvel movies, it was like ranks eight or ninth or seventh or eighth or something like that. As far as grossing.

Speaker: Some people will argue and say that it's the number one grossing movie of all Marvel time because some people don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. Even when they're presented with the facts that it was somewhere between seven and nine. I don't know where we're under forever ranked in grossing. I don't either.

Speaker: I actually enjoyed Wakanda Forever. It wasn't the best Marvel movie, and this is just movies in general. Out of the Marvel movies, I thought Guardians of the Galaxy, all three of them were excellent.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, a lot of people didn't like all the Thor movies. I loved all of them. I thought I didn't. The second one, I was not the biggest fan. The second one was kind of it was a slow burn. And it was like that it did. There was parts of it. I was like, really? Yeah. Ragnarok was fucking awesome.

Speaker: Bragner was amazing. I loved Love and Thunder. I thought it was great. I thought Love and Thunder was cute. And I love that they changed it up and still made the soundtrack kick ass because they got away from Led Zeppelin and did all Guns N' Roses and I was like... Yeah, I thought Love and Thunder was amazing. You know, you see Thor and every time Thor is about to do something kick ass, it's a Zeppelin song. Right. I actually kind of really liked the Guns N' Roses over Zeppelin. I was like...

Speaker: Hey, I wasn't mad at it. I was not mad at it at all. But like all that, you know, I thought all the Iron Man movies were great. Yeah, there was no problem with those. I had no problem. These were great. I like how they intertwine the Captain America's into, you know, different, you know, like Civil War and whatnot. Right.

Speaker: well like quantum mania the ant man the the the newest ant man movie i don't know if it was a two or three yeah quantum mania yeah it was three third it did it actually technically lost money not a lot comparatively speaking but it did lose money compared to what the other two did i don't think yeah exactly it wasn't a super high grossing movie in general

Speaker: But, and it's no, it's, but it was no fault of the cast. The cast was amazing and the movie was decent, but you look at something like the marvels and it was like opening up a woke book and reading it and just like, well, that's kind of like, from my understanding, I have not seen it. So I don't really have an opinion, but it's hard to watch. Well, it's like a lot of women, a lot of women.

Speaker: and young girls were super excited for the Barbie movie. Yeah. And it was a woke fucking shit pile from from. Oh, I've yet to see it. Yeah. Mickey, Mickey and, you know, Mickey and Buggy went and seen it. Mickey was like, yeah, it's just all fucking woke like it. Like, dude, everything that little girls and girls grew up knowing about Barbie. I mean, but Barbie's always been

Speaker: you know, empowering and teaching women that it's okay to be independent and then you can do whatever you want. I mean, cause Barbie's literally done everything from working at McDonald's to being a goddamn brain surgeon on a spaceship. Yeah. Agreed. You know, and Barbie's Barbie as a, as a brand, when we were kids, it was, it was all about the girl power, but it didn't show up, shove it down your throat.

Speaker: There's a problem from my understanding of the new Barbie movie is that it's like you must think what we think and this is Yeah, exactly and that's the the problem with like I think over the past like year of Disney movies all of them are like that in one form or another some of them worse than others and

Speaker: But that's why Disney is, I think they lost a total like seven, six or $7 billion this year, including scrapping Snow White. It'll never see the light of day. Well, and that's the thing, and that's the other thing, like with Snow White, the OG Disney princesses. Right. And Snow White, I mean, the lady who did the voice of Snow White,

Speaker: Disney killed her career because they wanted her to maintain the image of Snow White. Yep. Oh, I'm shocked that they were going to completely do a Snow White move and completely transform it. Well, I mean, the chick one and this is no shit on her. But if you read the description of what Snow White

Speaker: the character, it literally says in the book, with skin as white as snow. Rachel Zegler is a good looking chick, but she's not that white. When Kristen Stewart played her in that Huntsman with, I think Thor was in that too. Kristen Stewart, very pale chick.

Speaker: something like that. What's that? That's not why it was going to be Hispanic or something. Rachel Zegler is Hispanic. Oh, I see. I can't picture who she is. I've heard the name. She was in. She she did. What's that? What's that movie with Shazam? She was she was one of the the the the second Shazam movie was Zachary Levi. Yeah.

Speaker: She was the girl that she's one of the older, she's one of the sisters. Her character's like 100 years old, but she's like 16. Oh, Rachel Zeckler. Yeah. Oh yeah, okay. She was going to be playing Snow White, and she did an interview where she trashed it.

Speaker: She's like, this Snow White's not going to be waiting around for the Prince, and we completely wrote the Prince out of it. I'm like, wait, isn't it the fucking point of Snow White? And I get it. You know, ladies should not be waiting around for a man. Gail Godot was supposed to be the Evil Queen. Gail Godot was going to be the Queen. And Gail Godot, she's sitting there next. Whatever. She's standing next to Rachel Zegler. Zegler is trashing the shit out of this fucking concept.

Speaker: and Godot just sat there just like yeah like it was it was a whole Mike Myers uh uh Kanye West thing where Kanye West is like George Bush don't care about black people and Mike Myers just like dude I'm standing right here but it's she she she killed it before it could get started

Speaker: And, and, well, I mean, it sounds like, you know, honestly, whoever wrote the script and whatnot killed it before it ever started because you know, I'm all for these live action movies. Like I am too. I love Beauty and the Beast with Emma Watson. I think she killed it. Uh, you know, supposedly they're supposed to be doing a Moana. Uh, yeah. And the rocks going to play rocks. And I'm like, I'm in.

Speaker: Are you going to get muscled up, Rocky, or is he going to take a look more? Is he going to put on some pounds? Right. Exactly. He does not need to stick back for that role. You know, like if you look up his grandfather, high chief, my Avia, he's got that more, uh, Samoan. He wasn't fat. He was, but he wasn't stalking, but he was, but he kind of built like me. Just a little bit more muscle. You know what I mean?

Speaker: Right. You're like, and the rock is rock is like, what? 3 % body fat. He needs to jump that up. Like he's literally sculpted out of fucking stone. I'm sorry. He's the Wayne Johnson. Oh, fuck him. But before that, he was like, but as long as they're like, they even gave shit to more. Uh, they were going to do a live action. Lilo and stitch.

Speaker: And they were going to for for the sister. They picked a Hawaiian girl, you know, when the character is Hawaiian and because she wasn't, quote unquote, dark skin enough, the woke mob went after them. They're like, you can't this movie should never see the light today. And Disney fucking complied and canceled the girls contract.

Speaker: You don't get anymore. I mean, they're like, what do you want? We picked a Hawaiian girl. Well, she's not dark enough. Fuck you. So do you not want us to use you want us like? Yeah. You want us to get somebody from Nigeria and a little mermaid to shit up or not? By the way, by the way, the Little Mermaid movie.

Speaker: If once you get past the the whole the fact that Ariel's not a white red white headed red white skinned redhead It wasn't a terrible movie. I don't think it really honestly matters if they made if they made a little fucking mermaid white purple green yellow black The problem I had with a little mermaid movie is everybody that was bad Was really really white

Speaker: problem I have with the Little Mermaid is the same problem I have with the Little Mermaid cartoon. A, she was like 14 and this cat was like 30 and B, he's also trying to fuck a half fish person. Well, on top of that, if they really wanted to be woke about it, they should have actually gotten a real mermaid to play that fucking role.

Speaker: That's what I'm still I'm still pissed about that that bitch got legs Pedophilia bestiality part of it Let's be honest, that's what I meant to so I was like I'm in Well, Jeff you just admitted to be an into pedophilia. So

Speaker: I was talking about the beach yelling thing. I like that stuff. That reminds me this week Epstein Island list gets gets released.

Speaker: Did you hear what Aaron Rodgers said about Jimmy Kimmel? No. What did he say? He said, I bet Jimmy Kimmel's on that list. Dude, I've seen. Aaron Rodgers, Aaron Rodgers, he's a quarterback, NFL quarterback. Thank you, because I know I knew the name, but I didn't know him. He's not a vaxxer. He's political -ish to us. He's one of us. Yeah, he's one of us. Yeah, there was certainly.

Speaker: Um, look, I was not pro or anti. I just didn't give a fuck. I got, unfortunately I did get it, but you know, I'm still here. So I didn't do anything to me.

Speaker: was called the latest on it. It turns your brain off. You're going to be woke. Oh, no. They don't work anyways. You guys fucked up. I mean, it doesn't work in years now, but Jimmy Kimmel's like super fucking woke, you know, super. And it's it's funny to me because this is a guy who got his start on the man show.

Speaker: that immediately during the show just had half naked girls on trampolines and half naked girls on trampolines. And it was a very misogynistic show. It was very sexual. It was very, it was a

Speaker: It was kind of like this show, let's be honest. Yeah, to a certain degree. And now you're like super woke, super left wing crying all the fucking time on your show. You look like a dumb bitch. And Aaron Rodgers, I don't know if he was making a joke or if he was serious, but he said, Jimmy Kimmel, maybe on that list. Now Jimmy Kimmel's all bar. And he was like, you've endangered my life and my family. And you did by getting on that plane, Demi.

Speaker: Well, I mean, if you didn't do it, then what the fuck are you worried about? I understand. We live in a society.

Speaker: Hey, Jimmy, your people created the society that we live in, where you're no longer innocent until proven guilty, that you are guilty until proven innocent. And even after you're proven innocent, it don't matter if society has already cast their judgment on you. Congratulations. You created this. Yes. You, you fucked around. Now you're about to find out. And now let's go back and bite me in the dick hole. Well, not only that is like,

Speaker: You know, the one person I can guarantee is not on that list. Me? Well, besides us, because we're not famous, let's be honest. As famous as we are, we're not that famous. But I guarantee you, the one person that you will not find on that list is Keanu Reeves. Because he's kind of like us. He just kind of keeps to himself. He's like, fuck it, whatever. I'm sure he wouldn't be if he was. Oh, dude.

Speaker: But I'm not saying he is or anything like that. I'm just saying you want to talk about a goddamn mind fuck. Oh, my God. You want to talk about our heads exploding while on the show. I mean, I mean, I would be just a shock, but you would literally your head would fucking explode because we know how much you fucking love me. I love me some kind of reason that way. But it's like, uh,

Speaker: The other thing I saw, and you'll get a kick out of this, multiple celebrities have gone onto Twitter and said, and I quote, if Trump wins the presidency, I will leave the country. You said that the last time he was running for president. Exactly. And one of them was Barbara Streisand said this and she's a Canadian anyways. No, Barbara Streisand is from, from New York.

Speaker: But the funny thing is, is like, do you really think you're so important to like, Oh my God, I better not vote for Trump because Barbara Streisand, well, I bet you haven't done anything in years. Do I really care? No, I still going to watch Hello Dolly when I get bored, you know, because Walter Matthau's hilarious in it. But it's not just her that said it.

Speaker: Oprah said it. I'm like, bye, Felicia. Yeah, because Oprah's record is so squeaky clean. An entire trafficking school in Africa. Well, here's not only has Oprah started something, but Zuckerberg started as well. They have started construction. And this is this is factual. Zuckerberg has started a construction on an underground bunker.

Speaker: in Hawaii. And that's cause Zuckerberg's hiding from me. You punk bitch. You heard me. He's hiding from us because we all like Donkey Kong, but the theory and it's like multiple celebrities have started to build. And the theory is that when F seeds list come out, they're all going to go hide in their bunkers because people are going to trash their shit. Nice.

Speaker: But you know who's on that list, I guarantee, old Bill Clinton. Dude went to that island, confirmed, 30 something times. Yeah, but at the same time, we also know that Trump is on that list. On the plane, no. Because A, he's got his own plane. The list is associates.

Speaker: it's associates. So this is agreed, but that's what I'm saying. Like even, even, even people that, you know, that's the thing. It's like an associate is like, if, if I got busted tomorrow for something stupid could be an associate. If FC never financed one of his. Exactly. And it's, but it's not like that. It's like, um, and that's, and that's what I said when we first talked about this list being court ordered to come out.

Speaker: It doesn't confirm anything for anybody by association He was any and he was in the Hollywood and in the movies and and everything else so a little bit of everything and everybody so I mean there's gonna be

Speaker: just because you're listed as an associate does not necessarily mean, and this is what I say with this list, that does not necessarily mean that you partook in any of the acts.

Speaker: uh on the island or in the house or anywhere that these parties were had and that goes for both sides even if agreed and and again i'm just playing devil's advocate here because understood we all know clinton was a scumbag uh and and had his and had his his his whatever he did clinton's going to be on that but that doesn't prove

Speaker: Anything we all right. I think what they're gonna end up doing is they're gonna together with a lot of things Like and that's that's when this list comes out That's all what people will will say was like yeah, I knew the guy but I didn't hang out with him Yeah, so they're gonna the next thing that's gonna be is like, okay, we need This and then we need this and it's gonna slowly dribble out The information needed

Speaker: But how far are we going to go with these lists and you know, and how, how, you know, right now, uh, what's her name, uh, Maxwell, uh, whatever her fucking name is. She's just trying to save her ass. So she doesn't kill herself in prison. Well, apparently, and I don't know how true it is. This is rumor and speculation. There are videos, like a lot.

Speaker: Apparently that house, that $70 million house that was gifted to him. By the way, I want a friend that'll give me a $70 million house. Just anybody asking. Yeah, but I don't want to be in the nefarious bullshit. Agreed. That's the caveat. I want it for no reason, just because I'm a nice guy. But again, and I know where you're going with this, but again, if you were running in the circles that you were running in,

Speaker: And you had all the connections that you had through political Hollywood. Well, here's the thing. There's a, there's an old, there's an old, uh, there's a, there's a test that got put out. It's a, it's called a peer pressure test. If I line you and 50 other people up and the job for a job and the, you have

Speaker: one chance to pick the correct answer of a one question and everybody's going to get the same question over and over and over. The question is this. It's two plus two. What is the answer? OK. You're wrong. It's five. By the time I get to the fifth or sixth person and I tell everybody it's four, you're wrong. It's five. The seventh or eighth person will say five.

Speaker: because they want the job. That don't make no fucking sense. No, it's the thing is, let's say, if I, if I say what colors the sky, Chris? It's a blue. Okay. I say it's green. So you're wrong. You don't get the job. You don't get the million dollars a year. Bob, what's the, what's colors the sky blue? I know it's green. You, what colors the sky? It's blue. No, it's green. That the next guy is going to be like green.

Speaker: You're right. You get the job a hundred million dollars a year. Why? It's, it's, it's, it's called societal pressure. If you tell somebody enough, the same thing over and over, like get the facts because go over to kill you if you don't. Why is the fifth guy going to say green over the other four guys saying blue, unless they're all going out there going, we're going to ask you what color of sky. No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker: Everybody's lined up in a row and you can hear like bob standing next to you is hearing your answer and hearing my retort So then when he goes to the guy that says that it's green Not only do I throw punch that guy but I throw punch the guy who's giving the interview No, you just know find out where that guy lives and you steal his million dollars, you know Punch both of them until they're both fucking morons and But but you and me we're we're the guys are like it's fucking blue. You guys are fucking retarded. I

Speaker: but there are people, 90 % of people out there, we being the exception are going to be like, Oh yeah, it's green because that that's guys are paying me. It's called societal pressure. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now I kind of get what you're saying. I was going to say because some people, some people pretend to be something that they're not other people accept them. I understand what you're saying. So it's, it's called societal pressure. We don't pretend to be something we're not. Nobody likes us, but that's those that are out there faking it. They got,

Speaker: You know millions of dollars. Yeah Yeah, so it's it it that's that's what this whole concept is so if if And this is once again speculation if enough people are are doing nefarious things and you're hanging out with those people you're gonna 90 chance do the nefarious thing as well to be part of the club. That's what the Epstein World was about I would prefer I would I would prefer

Speaker: That y 'all don't do the nefarious thing because nine times out of ten I'm the nefarious thing and I don't want a whole bunch of strangers doing me That's just weird Chokes on you I'm into it, but but it's But that's the whole that's the whole thing the whole thing with Epstein was to get These celebrities and you get them in a compromised position on fucking camera

Speaker: You know, because one of the Epstein's days, he always carried it on camera and he'd snap pictures of you with, you know, some 15 year old, whether you're just standing next to her or not, it becomes blackmail material, which once again, you have a hundred million dollars. Chris, I want this $70 million house or I'm going to expose you. Well, here's your house, sir. Well, and that's the dangerous thing in today's society, especially with the internet and AI and deep pay. Have you seen some of these deep fakes, man?

Speaker: Dude, it's insane. Well, if you go on TikTok, you can see him all day long because they'll show a picture of Joe Rogan. You can't really see his mouth. If you go on XNXX, you can see him for days, too. Yeah, you can. Yeah, you can, buddy. I played on that. I might have stumbled upon that page.

Speaker: One day They do these deep bass quirks where it's it sounds like you and it's a video of you But you can't see your mouth because your microphones in the way So it tells a story like did you hear about the guy found the Giants? So this is not really me doing the show tonight exactly so and and because it comes from a person who quote a quote of authority and

Speaker: you start believing. I go to my mouth with a microphone I can just go on like crazy. That's the thing is like you can literally say what you want but like that's deep fake you can't see my face I don't I don't know what no I don't normally have well I know you and I are like yeah I fucking said it what are you gonna do? No I was actually I got another story for you that I think you'll find interesting. I was actually well actually I

Speaker: Putting this up and then take a real quick break. You can't I were actually having that conversation last night situation here in the house and You know people talking sideways out of their mouth about not me not me just and not hurt the situation in general Well, no, it happened in the house. It just doesn't concern her. I

Speaker: And, you know, people talking sideways about one person and the other person talking sideways. Yeah. It's a telephone game. Yeah. And it's like, this is why I've never hesitated. If I say it, yeah, I fucking said it. Or if I say it on the show, then somebody pops up in the chatters box or whatever. And they go, hey, well, you said, yeah, because you got a context. Yeah, I said it because you're a fucking moron. I called you a fucking moron because you're a fucking moron.

Speaker: or if somebody's on the show and I'm like, you're fucking stupid. I'm not going to wait until I kick him off the show and go, that guy's a fucking idiot. Yeah, you know, I'm going to do it to their face every time. Yeah. And if I say it, you're not around and then you come back. I said it just like I'm sure I'll get back to it again. I was like, I'm sure I'll get back to Tony that I was like, Tony could eat my ass. He ate my ass last week. Yeah, he did. And if he pops up the comments, I'll be like, yep, Tony.

Speaker: My browser will raise beat the Alabama Crimson Tide. That's a double serving of ass right in your mouth. Enjoy comes with whipped cream on the side. But now that you got it straight from the birdies mouth, it is not taking out a context. What are you going to do now? Nothing. That's what I thought.

Speaker: But that's, that's the whole problem with the world. But it's like, well, it goes back to what, what, when you and Leggy had beef, it literally came down to a game of telephone and you guys were caught in the middle. And once you talked it out, you were like, wait, I didn't say that. You didn't say that. Well, what the fuck are we fighting for? Or, or it was, yeah, I said that. And this is why I said it. Right. You know?

Speaker: It's all rumored into window until things come out correct. But yeah, let's go to break. But let's go to break because I sort of asked you something and I forgot it and then I remembered it again. So hopefully I don't forget it again. And then you can bring up your story as well. Well, it's not really a story. I have a question for you and a little story, but yeah. Okay. Well, either way, whatever it is that you want to do,

Speaker: We've been away for it. We've been away for a week. We got a lot of things. I know. There's a lot of fucking TikTok I watched over the fucking holiday. Like what we did on break yet. Like we haven't even got to we haven't even got to talk about what we did on break. I watched TikTok and TV. I was going to say Jeff didn't leave his office. I actually left my house and I actually did. I did leave. I left my office. I didn't go in my office the entire holiday weekend, but I spent most of the time on my I can't remember if this one got me in trouble before, but I like this song. So

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Speaker: Simple as my mama said when I was very young She told me not to worry son, one day you'll be someone But here I am at twenty -one, loaded as a stagecoach shotgun I'm sorry mama, please don't look at me

Speaker: When I got to Oklahoma, I was 17 My papa taught me how to work, Lord, he was me Working all day and night, August heatin' He taught me how to fish, my uncle taught me how to drink Well, I went to California and I had me a band And we played in all the bars in all the southern lands We played all night and we drank for free All of my boys and me

Speaker: Now I'm 23 and there ain't nobody who can drink like me Soon I'll be 24 and the Lord knows that I can't drink no more

Speaker: You sober by 24 Well, I had a girl who loved me the whole damn time Man, I drank my whiskey and she drank wine Soon my bottle was too much to come for me

Speaker: And we sit on the river and we fish all day And we drive across the country, let the radio play Seven damn years I never thought we'd leave Now I'm 23 and there ain't nobody who could drink it like me Soon I'll be 24 and the Lord knows that I can't drink no more I know I should've taken it slow, snout the way

Speaker: You're so about twenty -four Simple as my mama said when I was very young

Speaker: She told me not to worry son, one day you'll be someone But here I am at 21, as loaded as a stagecoach shotgun I'm sorry mama, please don't look at me

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Speaker: Oh man. Yeah. I'm struggling, man. I forgot to do, I forgot to do that at the beginning of the show. I was, uh, you could tell I'm taking a break from the, uh, from the ad reads. Cause I'm trying to do it from the top of my head. I kind of struggled through that a little bit, but it's all right. It's all right. You know, take a few days off and, uh, come back, uh, with a little ring rust, if you will. Yeah. I'm into that. I am on the struggle bus. Maybe a good show though.

Speaker: struggle with the game. Riding the struggle was down the street to the script club. Hell yeah. I'm mad at that. Bunch of fucking Jezebels. Yes. Hey, you felt like you strippers. That was my people. Calm down. So, so you had a a story. Oh,

Speaker: Well, I have a story. Well, let's engage with yours, because I think mine's going to be a long... We're going to tiptoe under some territory. OK, well, so you being a Sasquatch, and I know, hey, I'm literally live. Hey, asshole, you're doing a show over here.

Speaker: You you being a sky swatch Sasquatch and I I know you you believe in in cryptids and all that fun stuff Do you believe in Giants sir

Speaker: I know you are one. So shut the fuck up. I mean, uh, I mean, uh, you know, a Sasquatch and a giant got together and made me, but this is, we're talking 20 feet tall. I don't know if I believe in 20 feet tall humans. I do believe that.

Speaker: somewhere in the past throughout history, there's been quote unquote, archaeological scientific finds, I do believe that there was a race of what we would call giant humanoids, or humans or whatever, that ranged in the 10 to 12 feet tall area, but I don't know about the 20 foot

Speaker: Well, and again, that's I believe that there was 10 to 12. Who's to say there wasn't 20, but I've never heard that there was great. Well, apparently out and and let me check. If you say New Mexico and we're talking about Oregon out in Oregon. The and this is not this guy was out for a walk.

Speaker: And he's walking right beside a mountain. And he sees. And when I heard it, I was like, yeah, I call bullshit right away. But I started listening more because it was interesting. He saw a door outside of the mountain, as in the rock flows. And he claims to have seen a 20 foot tall giant humanoid. You see the door. Oh, so he's saying that.

Speaker: Like they were just going inside. Apparently living inside said mountain. So he goes back and this guy is not some weirdo on the street. He was the mayor of the town. So he's not some whack job. I mean,

Speaker: I agree. I agree. I know where you go with that. You're the mayor of a town does not necessarily mean you're not some wag job because I mean, mayor Goldie Smith was a bit of a wag. Agreed. I mean, that it does not, you know, the man out of wag was kind of a, but this guy, this is on the heels of another guy. Um,

Speaker: I can't remember where, but he saw a giant from farther away. Then that guy started talking about it on social media and died. After after claiming that people were following him and you know this mayor guy. Started seeing these white SUVs and white trucks with no license plates, following him around. Well, then we already know your story is debunked because the government doesn't travel in white SUVs. They have black SUVs, but here's my.

Speaker: No, you're the best part he goes back to the spot and he's Scaling said mountain and it's more like a hill with rocks on it And he gets to a certain point and he's he's live, you know or like live as recording and all of a sudden he stops freezes and Then the next thing you see he's running down the stair running down the hill with his buddy and

Speaker: And they both say, we'll never go back to that spot again. Oh, all documented on TikTok, by the way. So as we know, as we know, TikTok is real shit. So here's my thing with it. First and foremost, if there were 20 foot giants living today and roaming the mountainsides,

Speaker: They're a little hard to hide. Well, the, the, the, I agree. I agree. However, they, they literally, from, from the way they explain it, and I deep dived on this. I fucking went down a rabbit hole. The theory is behind these giants is that before they went into hiding, they hollowed out mountains.

Speaker: And they're living inside the mountains and underground in giant caves. So it, it's one of those things it's. And again, this is, and this is my thing with the, I don't know what you want to call them internet people. Yeah. Okay. Yes.

Speaker: on a plea. Yeah, I was gonna say call your call your call your dad and be like, Hey, what the fuck? What are you gonna do? What are you doing? Yeah, there you go. Call up your people's and say keep your asses in the game. My dad walked out to go get milk 40 years ago.

Speaker: And apparently they stopped selling newborns. So there you go. Um, why do you think I'm trying to debunk this? So I'm, I'm diffusing this so bad. So, and here's the other thing that I have with, with these, these people who

Speaker: And it's not just stories like that. There are a lot of stories out there. You're just like, really? Yeah. They want to uncover the mysteries. All right. So you're walking up this route with your buddy and you're recording yourself and then you stop and freeze. And you're like, Oh, shit. Why didn't you turn the camera around? It takes two taps and the camera's flipped around. It's like when you go into, and you know, I'm a believer in the paranormal and ghosts and everything like that. And I've had my own personal experiences and everything like that.

Speaker: But you see these people, they go into these abandoned hospitals or houses or whatever. And they're walking with the camera, looking, facing at them. And they're like, oh my god. Did you see that? No, because the camera's pointing at you. You fucking jamook. Exactly.

Speaker: How long does it take to flip your camera? Let's be honest, you know, if I'm a fucking haunted hospital I'm taking my camera and we're gonna make sure this is not gonna be on my face And scanning and if I see something my camera is gonna see it too mm -hmm agree Jeff does like expose hints the reason one of the many reasons he's in Mexico hiding from the wall exactly so

Speaker: but no, I, I, I miss one. Yeah. I'm going to, I'm going to have to say it's a hoax. It's a front. I agree. And if I can figure out something to get rid of, I'm going to get rid of your football thing here. So cause I need to add one thing. Actually, let's get rid of, let's go to the door here. No, I'm getting rid of Thor because we never use him.

Speaker: I got a little quickie video that it's, it's. If you got your, if you got your, uh, if you got your camera light on, yeah, I'm the ghost of the hospital. I've seen, I've seen the full video. I actually saw it on Facebook, but I just kind of quickly found a video of where you guys should see the guy's face and see the door close, which is where I was like, wait a minute.

Speaker: If you're catching the door closed, you don't catch anything else, calm down. So here, here's the video real quick. This is a previous video that I posted by now. Everyone has seen this video, but this man in Oregon saw something similar. So to speed you up, a lot of people have been up there since his videos. And today someone took a drone up there, which got immaculate footage. Let's take a look.

Speaker: right there in the middle and they say there's supposedly a peephole in the middle of the door and you'll see the peephole quote unquote here in a second right there just came up where it says full screen that little slit that's like it looks like it's like three inches long and they actually show a video one of the other videos the guy was was standing like repelling next to that door

Speaker: and he's like this big so it's a giant door it's like a 200 foot door so yeah i i don't know you know i'd like to be open to the concept because i think it'd be cool but i

Speaker: I want to call bullshit. I'm calling shenanigans. I'm just based off of that door closing that look real fucking CGI. But this is not the first time I've seen videos like this. Yeah. Like I said, if there were 20 foot giants roaming the earth today, I don't think we're going to get sightings of them in places like Oregon.

Speaker: I they're going to be in very well, the reason no, the reason why places like Alaska. Well, I think the reason why they use Oregon is because it's heavily wooded. So it's like in that in that big foot country, not where you came from. Everywhere is big foot country. We have a lot of those big foot because we've had more like like Oregon is heavily wooded state.

Speaker: It's one of those things, like I said, I saw it the other day and I was like, huh. I said, you know, when Nikki leaves you, you can find a mate out in Oregon, apparently. I ain't talking about Oregon for shit. I ain't going anywhere out there near the Pacific Northeast. I agree. Oregon, California, Washington. I mean, I might go out there and slap the shit out of some goofy ass people in Seattle. That's my second question. If giants are out there, are they woke?

Speaker: Are they prejudice? Is that why they hide? Like you said, in the UK, there was a famous psychic medium called Derek. Yeah. He had shows on TV, including most. Oh, I know most on it. I might know who he is.

Speaker: broadcast online Ghost Adventures has done a bunch of live shows. He said, I can't think about these shows without the, he was possessed. It's a very low stick, very low stick. Yeah, she does. But like the problem, the problem with the internet

Speaker: As we know, there's, and we just talked about, there's a lot of deep fakes out there. There's a lot of CGI out there. So if this guy is telling the truth, people are like, yeah, I call bullshit dude, because that looks CGI, but it could be real. So it's, it's a coin toss really. Until a, until a 20 foot guy grabs his phone and goes, here we go. Then I'm, then I'm not a believer.

Speaker: Yeah, no. Fair enough. Yeah, no. It's like the whole lizard people. The little lizard people are aliens. No, lizard people are apparently Zuckerberg is a lizard person. They're like chameleons. They change their shape. Yeah, same difference. We already discussed that we believe in aliens. I'm not.

Speaker: I'm not saying 20 foot giants do or don't exist. I'm just saying that those videos are bullshit. I agree. I don't think 20 foot giants exist. I think if they did exist, we would know because it's going to be really hard for a giant. How do you not cover up a 20 foot tall person's footprint? You know,

Speaker: Yeah. I mean, especially in Oregon, where it's always wet. Exactly. And it's going to be, I mean, if you're walking through the woods, you're 20 foot tall. You're going to stand out like a sore throat. Agreed. How are we man? Was he an Indian giant? Maybe.

Speaker: I apologize to my people. You know, if you throw a piece of gum wrapper on the floor, you watch one tear roll from his eye. That was incredibly sensitive, my people, and I apologize. Yeah, but it's OK. But being a quarter indigenous person. Yeah, I know.

Speaker: That's why it's kind of like the n -word. You can say it. I can't. Watch your mouth, white man. There you go. It's OK for you to say it. I can't. Because I'm not three quarter indigenous or whatever. I do. But again, I shoot first and ask questions later, so.

Speaker: That's the other thing. It's like, well, yeah, but a 20 -book guy, if you're shooting him, you're just going to piss him off.

Speaker: a 20 foot guy is like shooting him. You're just going to piss it off. Let's be honest. I mean, he's going to be like, what the fuck was that, dude? It's kind of like in those first couple of Incredible Hulk movies when the when the military goes after their suit, even it's just like, really? Yeah. What the fuck, dude? This is a brand new shirt. You know, like.

Speaker: Maybe that's what that guy was scared of. He was so shocked because he saw his giant dick. Because it's not like there's clothing stores for 20 foot tall people. So that means wearing some sort of weird loin claws made out of fucking a bunch of animals. They probably make their own clothing. I don't know. Well, they got a gap gap for giants. Have you been there?

Speaker: I'm going to the gap of the giant one. Yeah. It's called big and tall. It's called the Sasquatch and giant story. But for bigger and taller. Excuse me, ma 'am. Do you have the Sasquatch giant section here?

Speaker: They're like the jolly green giant. They just want to make sure you you're fucking vegetables But on the other hand, maybe they're

Speaker: Their their their voice is so high -pitched. You can't hear it Dude, you cannot be that tall that you have a bitch voice Agreed you cannot be that big and then sound like I'm just kidding Mike Yeah, well, I mean Mike kind of just kidding I'm teasing kind of defies defies reality. He's bigger than me. He sounds like

Speaker: Like a woman. So. Everybody's just jealous of my deep ass voice, bro. It's like your pussy eating skills. You got me beat there. Everybody's jealous of your deep voice. I'm like, whoa, whoa, big fella. But you know, I agree. You can't be that tall and sound like Kevin Hart. Let's be honest. I'm joking. They're jokes. That's what we do. But I'm just saying, you know,

Speaker: It would be interesting to see a 20 foot tall person. I'm actually looking forward to getting Mike back on the show. Just to, you know, he wants to come on and say hi and not full time, but he just wants to come on and catch up. But here's my, my other question. If you're 20 foot tall, what the fuck do you do all day? First and foremost, if I, if I'm 20 foot tall, the last thing I'm doing is hiding. I'm destroying cities.

Speaker: Yeah. I'm going full on Godzilla. Yeah. I've been five three for years. I'd love to be 20 foot tall for a day. Yeah. If I'm 20 foot tall, I'm walking through. You want to talk about a dick pic boy. Check this out. What are you going to do? Godzilla. I don't like this building. Fuck New York.

Speaker: You're not pushing buildings over, but again, I'm 20 foot tall. I'm taking a stroll downtown. I'm like, Oh, I'm definitely stepping on a cab or two. Yeah. I'm like grabbing a fucking torch or something and just walking through a farm and just warming up cows. I'm just like, yeah, like I said, I'm just walking through a farm eating cows. You know what I mean? Like, Ooh, I love medium rare steaks. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker: No, but that's what I'm saying. If you're that big, you literally don't you don't hunt. You know, just pick up like six sheep at once and eat them like a fucking apple. Yeah, I'm not a 20 foot tall. The last attack of the 50 foot over. Yeah, exactly. The first thing I bought is fucking high. Hard to give me a call, by the way. At the end of the day, I'm a god to you, little fucking peon. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm going to walk on California, not through it, on it. Well, he's a giant too. I don't know why I'm the only one that's being called a giant here. No, but that's my thing is, as much as I would love that story to be true, it's impossible. Because let's say the government is hiding these people.

Speaker: that are 20 foot tall. How do you reason with somebody 20? Hey, stay in there. Fuck you. What are you going to do little man? I'm like, I already have an asshole mentality. Imagine if I was 14, 14 feet taller than what I am right now. Right.

Speaker: It comes down to one single bounce. What do I sign up to be on the roster? Why? I use my fingers. Greatest linebacker ever. Look at me run. You lose my ball. My ball. You guys don't behave. I'm going to take my ball and leave.

Speaker: stop cheating Alabama. I was taking the ball and leaving, but, but once again, it comes down to, it would be cool. I don't necessarily believe it, but I'm not going to rule it out either. Bobble. Yes. I'm stealing my bobble, bobble, bobble.

Speaker: I'm going to, I'm going to have to, I'm going to have to go with the bullshit train on this one. I agree. All aboard the bullshit train. 40 foot tall and some goofy bald bastard is hanging outside my door. I'm going to open it, reach out. What do you want? I'm going to throw you back to downtown.

Speaker: Just going to pick you up and then set him back down. So you got that on camera, you bitch. Well, the other guy supposedly got video of a giant, but it's like from 60 miles away. Yeah, it's standing on a mountain. I'm like, dude, I can do that with with fucking the equipment I have on my fucking laptop. Let's be honest. I can just find any picture from somebody on a mountaintop and go, it's a giant.

Speaker: Yeah. You can't argue with me because you don't know. Exactly. You know, I could I could be like, look at the differences. The other guy died mysteriously. People die mysteriously every day. Agreed. Speaking of death. Did you see who died before Christmas? A legendary Brown's quarterback died. Did he really? I can't remember the guy's name. He's a British actor.

Speaker: Wow, this is like a territory not mine. Sir Anthony Hopkins. No. David Bowie. No, hold on. No, he's dead. I gotta find him.

Speaker: You ever seen the movie The Full Monty? Oh, God. The old guy. Not that I could not move so long that I can remember. I know, right? That's the only movie I can think of that he was in. That's how obscure. No. What? I said this was your territory. David Bowie's dead. Yeah, he's been dead.

Speaker: Yeah, David Dewey died a couple years ago. Damn it. He died like a couple days before Christmas. You need your lease. No, God. God damn it. Oh, here it is. Tom Wilkinson. I'm going to show you his picture. You'll know him.

Speaker: pretty much maybe, well, you may not, but Leggy will know him instantly. He's one of those, he's one of those guys, actors. I mean, you got to do what you got to do to get the numbers up, the subscribers and the viewers up. Yeah. They do have an Onlyfans. Yeah.

Speaker: You're a big boy. Save images. Ladies and dudes, you're more than welcome to check it out. Guys can look at it. I don't care. I don't. Hashtag I'm into that. I mean, I mean, I'm not here to judge. It's not me. It's you that are into it. If you're a dude, if you guys are into it, as long as you're paying the monthly subscription, I don't give a

Speaker: trying to find a good picture of him because the one I had wouldn't let me download it. I can retarded. Like you said, she knows who he is. Yeah, he died at 75. But stuff on TV here. Yeah, he's very, very, very, very British. I think he did a couple of you can leave your head on. Yeah, there you go. There he is. He vaguely looks familiar.

Speaker: Yeah, I was like, it looks like every old British dude, let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Yeah. Shocker. The old guy dies. Proper wiker. Sorry. Again, my bad, bro. RIP, I guess. I don't know who you are. I'm trying to find out movies he was in that you and I might know, like,

Speaker: Oh, he was in Batman Begins. He you know who he was. He was Falcone in Batman Begins. Oh, he was fucking Alfred. Yeah, no, he was he was Falcone. All right. Michael Kane. They are Michael fucking Kane. Rolo British guy, my man. Yeah, he was. Yeah, he played Falcone most famously for full Monty, of course. He was in the Patriot rush hour.

Speaker: he played an unfinished business with which is a internal stop as such an external was a spotlight of the sunshine mind or whatever it was that weird Jim Carrey movie rock and roll a Ghost in the darkness black knight Valkyrie black knight or dark knight black knight is where Martin Lawrence goes back in time to Yeah, terrible movie

Speaker: Yeah. Great actor. I like Martin Loris. Great stand up. I do. Most of his movies and television shows were dog shit. He really hit a hole in Martin with his voice. Yeah. He lucked out with Bad Boys. Let's be honest. Martin was a cool show, but not because of him. The cast was better. It was way better than he was. Agreed. I mean, the dude that lived upstairs, Bro Man was better than Martin.

Speaker: But yeah, he was he was always a it was kind of a funny actor like he looks vaguely familiar, but Well until I just looked him up

Speaker: I couldn't have pegged him other than the whole monkey because he passed away. So we're just going to bring up and no, no. Well, well, I have this quarterback who passed away and you bring it up this guy. Yeah, you did. You did. Well, I did. Here's my question. It's right around that time of year that we we said we were going to do this last year and we never did. Yeah, I have a challenge for you for next Wednesday. A challenge is this.

Speaker: We're both going to pick five people that we think God rest their soul. We'll pass this year. So, okay. So, okay. Before this gets out, cause I know some people listen to this show that are affiliated before this gets out. Yes. In a way we're contributing to their death.

Speaker: We are going to borrow, and I've said this on the show, and I think I said this on the show when I said that I wanted to do something similar to this. We're going to borrow certain elements from the Mike Calta shows, celebrity. Every year they do a celebrity death pool and they pick, they pick like 25 celebrities or whatever. And then they get like local, local celebrities, like

Speaker: news anchors, radio people, whatever. And then it's, and then they put, it's a $200 buy -in and you get points in this celebrity death pool based off of, so like, say... I don't know, what is Connor Reeves? 45? Right. So you would subtract 45 from a hundred and he'd be worth 55 points.

Speaker: Oh, but if it's like suicide, you get bonus points, or if it's a murder, you get bonus points. If it dies in the listening area, which for us doesn't really apply because we were listening to all over the world, you get bonus points. If they were in a hall of fame, you get bonus points. So they do the celebrity death pool, um, that way, but yeah, I, so you want me to pick five. Yeah, let's do, let's do five or you want to do 10 a piece.

Speaker: This is just two of us. And throughout the year, we'll kind of keep track of said list. I mean, for somebody who doesn't do a lot of work on the show, it's not a lot of work for you, but for somebody who does do a lot of work for the show, tends a lot of work. Well, I mean, when you really think about it, you really just gotta grab and let's do American. Okay. Or let's do famous where we'll know, like you said, Ricky Gervais. He's not American, but you know him.

Speaker: So they have to be no weird ass Mexican reggaeton a singer who's like 90 and it's like I don't know who this fucking guy is just because he's famous and it's going to be somebody that like a little bit a little bit morbid but a little bit but it could be fun. But yeah, let's let's let's the caveat is they have to be famous enough where

Speaker: Their info will show up like, oh, such and such died and it shows up on TikTok and you can't not see it. Like it shows up. You can actually pick like a, like a YouTuber or a TikToker. Well, no, but like, no, it's, it's going to. Cause if I said Mr. Beast, you're going to know who Mr. Beast is. Oh yeah, this is true.

Speaker: but you're going to really hurt your chances because well, although that day did try to bury himself alive for like seven days. So while I'm saying like, you know, as far as what the base of celebrity is. Okay. Let's do, let's do, um, Hollywood actors. I mean, we could do, we could do actors and musicians. Yeah. Okay. And I guarantee you, nobody's speaking to fucking Keith Richards because that motherfucker ain't never dying.

Speaker: he's going to outlive us. Or what's his name? Mick, Mick Jagger, Mick Jagger. They're winning the fucking bowl. I mean, but if if if you do pick Mick Jagger or Keith Richards and they do die, you get an extra thousand points because

Speaker: because it's something nobody called, you know, like there's no way in hell you're at that. Oh my God, a guide. Jeff gets an extra thousand points. Like you get on to this too. You know, you're part of this. Are we going to do a point system or is it just whoever has the most? I like, I like your point system.

Speaker: I like the calcium points. It's kind of cool. It's rigatoni, not rigatoni. What? Anthony wants to come and talk. To who? Me. Why? Because he wants to bring his shit back. All right.

Speaker: But but let's do what? No, okay. No I don't know how I'm supposed to answer this. No Yeah, well that's fine, but you're not you're not doing it like outside or whatever the house in the living room

Speaker: I don't, I don't trust anybody. Great. You guys can talk. You didn't talk on the porch and Nikki can open the blinds and watch. If you want him to come over, if you don't want him to come over here, then he doesn't need to come over here and you guys don't need to talk. You guys can either talk in the living room or on the porch. You're not going to go sit in his car or anything else.

Speaker: Definitely not. And I don't know if you're on the phone with him right now or not, but if he fucks up. He knows my mentality shoot first, ask questions later. Exactly. You can join his mom. I was a standard on state. I just recently broke up. Apparently he got bored.

Speaker: And he's fucking around with somebody else and he wants his stuff. And at least so they should give each other their stuff back. Agreed. But you literally said it on the porch and fucking there it is. Come get it. You got five minutes before somebody else takes it. You can. Well, now you can talk right down the porch and Nick, you can open the blinds and she can crack the window. Things get out of the hand and the window is not going to be all thing. It's going to get cracked. Yeah.

Speaker: Uh, but for this point system, instead of my belt and because we're only picking like five or 10 a piece, let's see. Instead of doing a point system, whoever gets the most right wins whoever, whoever gets the most, whoever picks the most deaths, whoever's people, whoever has the most people that die. Yeah.

Speaker: by accident for natural causes. I'm just saying if a lot if everybody on my list dies, I'm in Mexico for the show Saturday night. Why? My plane doesn't land until five. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about a plane.

Speaker: They know attention to this rifle. You're not the fucking champ anymore. It's the craziest thing just happened, Jeff. I know we just picked our picks Wednesday and it's only Saturday, but all of mine are dead.

Speaker: And you know what fucking craziest thing so did mr. Beast I Just do a monkey I just do a monkey ball out there just to see what would happen I win Don't be actually killing anyone Hey As Vin Diesel said doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile when it's winning, baby

Speaker: Yeah, well, as Coltrico once said, Rubbin's racing. Uh -huh. Yellen's winning. As the late great Eddie Guerrero once said, we lie, we cheat, we steal. Let's just say, you can leave your hat on. I'm just saying.

Speaker: Do you want to do it next week, next Wednesday? Well, let's, let's do it next Saturday. Not this Saturday, next Saturday. That'll give us time to do a little bit of research. What do we want to do? Five or 10. I'd like to make it a nice, even number somewhere between the six, eight or 10. All right. Let's do, let's do, we're going to wait till next Saturday. We can do 10. That'll give me some. All right. Let's do 10.

Speaker: Yeah, that way, you know, we can, we can do fantasy fantasy. You get points if they wind up on life support. If they get COVID, then you win all the marbles. If they were unvaccinated, you get an extra 50 points. If they were vaccinated and die to COVID, you get an extra 500 points. Exactly.

Speaker: But like I said, as long as they're well -known, because one of us has to pick Joe Biden, because that dude's not going to last forever. I'm just saying that cat's old and he stumbles a lot. So they take out the trip to the Grand Canyon. He's going to stumble and fall. So are we going to do it like we used to our starting five, where you pick one, I pick one. Sure. Yeah, no duplicates. No duplicates.

Speaker: Well, yeah, no, obviously no duplicate. We can't both pick Joe Biden. I'm not, I'm not going to pick Joe Biden. If he wanted him, you could have him, unless he's still there at number 10. And then it's like, well, he didn't pick you. I'm going to go ahead and take you. So it's like one, one, one, one, or you want to do like one, two, one, two, one, two. Let's do two drafts at a time. Well, I think the first one should be one. Okay.

Speaker: Actually, yeah. Well, yeah, it would have to be like, you could do one, two, that's three, one, that's four, two, that's six, one, that's five, two, that's seven, one, that's eight, two. Yeah, we can do that. We can do one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two. There you go. And we'll figure it out.

Speaker: Yeah, it'll be fun. This is what we do on the show. We brainstorm live on the show. And if I just so happen to, to those who can hack Google, if I'm Googling high powered rifles, it has nothing to do with it. I'm just saying, I've already notified the Federales and the police. I'm just saying I can hit a running rabbit with a pistol. I can take this out. Just going to come on here and be like,

Speaker: one page already. We go the fourth Flores Montes and I'm like, who the **** is that? Who's in that one uh telenovel? I just shot him. So, I win. Yeah. Okay. Cool. So, we'll we'll go with uh they have to have some some every recognized like if I say somebody and you're like, I don't know who that is.

Speaker: Honestly, Tom Wilkinson, you don't know who he is by name. And then I show you a picture and you're like, okay, I know that guy. He played Falcone. Okay. Then he's in. Even when you showed me a picture of him, I was like, I still didn't know who he was. Right. But you can't pick. What's the guy you always talking about?

Speaker: What's that? Walter Goggins. Everybody. Right. Right. Walt Goggins would be eligible. But what's the Mexican guy that's always in every fucking movie? Danny Trejo. No, the other one. The guy that was in the cowboy way that got sucked off by the cow. Oh, I would know that guy if I seen him. I don't know his name, but. But that's what I'm saying. If I say his name, you don't know who the fuck he is. Yeah. But if you showed me a picture of him, I'd go, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

Speaker: So yeah, they have to be recognizable by picture or name. Exactly. I can't even remember his name. I'm looking at him. So I can't go out and see a guy and be like, Jeff, I know you don't know him yet, but listen to the news that he's going to be all over the meeting. He's almost famous. He will be by weekend. The guy's name is, where is cast?

Speaker: Uh, Luis Guzman. Oh, yeah. I would know him by name. Yeah. Now that I say his name, I'm like, yeah, I know who it is. It's kind of like I do that was in, um, Ant -Man, his punch a little Mexican friend that can't. Yeah, exactly. I don't know his name right off the top of my head, but as soon as somebody says it, I'm like, Oh, exactly. Exactly. So, so they have to be recognizable by name or picture. That's the caveat. Okay. I already got my number one pick.

Speaker: I had to make sure you still do. Well, the thing is, is like a lot of actors that we grew up with, like Sir Michael Kane, that dude's not looking too well. And, and I don't know if you heard this, but, uh, my boy, Jeremy Clarkson is not doing well. Exactly. I

Speaker: Now, Jeremy Clarkson, he's a British presenter. He used to the show Top Gear. He's battling Alzheimer's. And his last tweet was, my body's not working. I hope I get Alzheimer's so I can fucking forget you. I'll call Nicky. Nicky, put him on the show. This is going to be funny. Trust me.

Speaker: I'm going to convince him I'm super famous. He's like, Clarkson is a walking heart attack. There you go. Oh, he is. He is. But he's like 75. So he's definitely, if you've not seen this motherfucker put 17 Big Macs away on the show, oh, you might not have. Yeah, he does. He smokes and drinks all day. Like, he actually has a, he's actually got a snow on prime called Clarkson Farm.

Speaker: You, of all people, would love that show. It's fucking hilarious. But he, like, if you met Jeremy Clarkson or you watched him do something, you'd be like, that's the dude I want to hang out with. Out of all three of them, you and I would want to hang out with Jeremy Clarkson because he does, he takes nothing serious. He doesn't give two shits. It's hilarious. He bought a small farm and the guy that helps him run it,

Speaker: was like, you need a tractor. And very much in Jeff fashion, he went out and bought the biggest one he could. And then they're like, now you need all new equipment because this equipment doesn't fit that tractor. He's like, well, I guess we're buying new equipment. Is he really fuck? That's disappointing.

Speaker: I don't know why I have kind of an idea what that means.

Speaker: He's an asshole. One of my, one of my favorite English words, a knob end. I just, I just want to start calling. I just want to start calling people a knob end. Yeah. Like you just said, it's slang you can. So we just start using it because it's funny. I just have to start like getting into an argument about sports and be like, you're a fucking knob in. Yeah.

Speaker: Sounds like the end of a pecker. Yeah, well, we used to call people re knobs. You remember that? No, I don't think I'm going to call somebody a reknob. They were a boner. Oh, yeah. I remember calling people boner. Yeah. They're like, you fucking dude, you're a reknob. This is a whole show where they had a character named Boner. Oh, Kirk Cameron's buddy, buddy.

Speaker: Boner and they never why they called him boner. I'm assuming You gotta remember though I I've literally watched every season of porridge. I've watched every season of Keeping up appearances. I love Monty Python. I've seen so much British TV I'm curious on being surprised

Speaker: I watch Nevermind the Buzzcocks, QI, all that shit. I love Steven private. I don't know any of that shit. I ain't everyone heard it. I think you're just making up gibberish at this fucking point. Oh, no, she does what I'm not. Biden, do you have Alzheimer's? Well, I got to shake hands with this guy, but I put the knob on the knob ends. No, actually, you would like Nevermind the Buzzcocks because what it is, it's a it's a music show. None of them have swearing in them.

Speaker: Oh, yes, they do. Except for the Buzzcocks. Buzzcocks. You would actually like Buzzcocks because they literally break down music. Like they talk about anything they're fucking saying. Why would I like it? Clean the shit off your ears. Plus they fucking got mumble mushrooms. Yes, you should. That would be worth it. I haven't watched Buzzcocks in a while. I did watch the the 90s episodes.

Speaker: They're all on YouTube, by the way. I take your word for it. Agreed. No, I think Leggy would kill it on Buzzcocks. I would love to be on cue. It's got anything to do with music and it's got anything to do with music over there. It's very. I'll agree with you 100%. She knows her stuff.

Speaker: Well, uh, like I said, check out, nevermind the Buzzcocks, just watch an episode or two. It's, it's, yeah, I'll pencil it into my, start watching British. No, what you would like to make you, I, last time I checked, we beat their asses so I didn't have to watch their stupid television.

Speaker: It's part of the Revolutionary War. Look it up. Well, QI is a quiz show. And if you get it right, and they have famous, well, British famous. We have plenty of quiz shows here. Like Jeopardy! No, hold on.

Speaker: It's you get points if you get it correct, but you get more points if your answer is interesting Whether it's wrong or right and then of course they have traps So if I say what colors this guy chris and you're like blue a big siren goes off and it starts splash blue It's actually not blue it reflects, you know, it's actually funny I think you'd love it

Speaker: I think Alan Davies is one of the funniest motherfuckers on the planet. No, it's in history. Part of the revolution at war is to retire your shitty television. A hint? A hint? Yeah, it's the smidgen of sarcasm. Just a dip. What is this sarcasm you speak of? I don't speak sarcasm. Just a dip. I promise. Oh, God.

Speaker: No, have you ever seen this? There's a back when vine was a thing There's a guy on YouTube. He's his name's Ray, William Johnson And he used to do the show called equals three And he'd buy three clips and then talk about them And that was he would always say just the tip But the if you go on to YouTube put in equals five and

Speaker: And he does a video where he reviews five videos from Vine. And one of the funniest videos is these two girls, they're maybe 10 and 12. And they're talking about whatever, and their mom bursts in, doesn't realize they're recording. She's like, who took a shit in the toilet this much? And they're like, not me. She's like, disgusting. It's worked out.

Speaker: Alan Davis is rude as fuck. He jumped the queue in front of me once. You should have punched him. Put me right off. Alan, Alan Davies, Alan Davies is he's he's on every single episode of QI. He's kind of the the heel, so to speak. He's kind of like me. You know, he gets made fun of a lot, you know, by the other guests. So, yeah, I'm I'm the American version of Alan. Daisy Davies, but I'm nicer and cuter.

Speaker: I haven't even seen the guy and somehow I find that to be a lie That's because I've seen you you bitches You should have punched him in the throat like you gotta go American you gotta go American on shit like that you can't My bad

Speaker: over sensitive house click. Yeah. I was, I was looking for a song for a break here. Um, yeah, I certainly, uh, I have no idea who he is. It's, it's out Davies. It's not out. Alan, Alan Davies, you know, like I said, I don't, I can literally show you a pic. I can show you a picture of him and you'd be like, yeah, no clue.

Speaker: He's very obscure in the States like but the rich hall Is the only American ever on the show and that guy's hilarious. He's very American But he's a stand -up comedian in Britain he's hilarious Do the old you the old actually kick his foot while he's walking so it grabs your leg and falls down and

Speaker: Oh, my bad. You were probably like two and a half feet bigger than him, too. Like you could have totally taken. Yeah. Alan Davies is not a big dude. What is it? What is he like five, six? Oh, damn. I feel like famous Britain people in Britain are just like normal fucking people were over here. You know, they're not just walking around. Well, yeah. Well, that's the thing is like either.

Speaker: I'll go punch him in the throat. Yeah, go fight him. They have a toy. It's a bar. Yeah, you can take him. Yeah, you can take it. It's a bar. That's all I need to know. Chris is like, I'm in there. You got a beer there, right? Not that warm shit either. I don't want your warm fucking beer, you blimey bastards. That is the one question I always have.

Speaker: Oh, you're talking about Rich Hall. Really? I think Rich Hall would be fun to hang out with. He's very surly. He'll be telling a joke, but in the most serious manner ever. Almost to the point where you're like, I don't know if he's kidding. Finally. All right. I don't know.

Speaker: But anyway, let's take a real quick break. Apparently I got all kinds of work to do this week. I got to figure out a fucking lineup for Friday night's music show. I got to pick people that I think are going to die this coming year. Oh, any who we're gonna take a real quick break. We'll be right back before we go to break again. We've been here for a hot minute yet. We've got the energy to keep doing this shit. Why?

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Speaker: Welcome back to the show, everybody. This is nonsensical nonsense. He's Jeff. That's me. We make up nonsensical nonsense. The podcast. That's awesome. Amazing. Probably your favorite podcast. If you just listen to us, what are we talking about? What is your podcast about? Everything and anything is what I tell people. This is what I tell people. Everything and nothing all at the same time.

Speaker: Actually, I like that better. Yeah. Well, that's because I'm the fucking brains behind this. Well, I do. So on the way over here, the Uber driver, he said, so what's your podcast about? And I told him in Spanish, and those who speak Spanish will get this. We talk about panda cadas. Bullshit.

Speaker: We just bullshit for Vindicottis. Three, three, two, six hours. Sounds like a European car. Vindicotta. Vindicottis. Vindicotta. What are you driving a Vindicotta? Oh, you're driving a Ford, huh? So you got the Fiesta or the Bronco? As Freddy Krueger once said in Nightmare on Elm Street.

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Speaker: I do Glick's House of Music. It's kind of like just music I like, music I enjoy. But I have heavily, heavily focused on local bands, up and coming bands, unsigned artists. It's not gonna get us banned. Not necessarily that, but I mean, it's the people that I want to promote or maybe

Speaker: a guy who or a young lady or whatever, that might be super famous on TikTok and YouTube, but they're just not quite breaking them up. But I enjoy their music. So at the end of the day, basically Glick's House of Music is exactly how it sounds. It's music that I like. It's what I like. It's what I enjoy.

Speaker: And every show changes. Uh, we've done a rock night. We've done an eighties night. We've done a country's night, or even did a Christmas. I listened to the eighties night the other night. It was actually good. I even did a Christmas episode. Now granted, if I want to do Christmas music, I'm going to church it up a little bit. And it was a rocking Christmas show. So it was like all rock Christmas, but either way, I don't know what I'm going to do this week. I really don't know. I might, I might redo.

Speaker: the country show because I didn't upload that. I uploaded it onto the Zincaster and Spotify and everything like that. I did not put it on mix cloud because it was kind of a long show. Benji games too came in and hung out with me. And I think we went three, four hours, five hours. I don't know how long we went, but we ended it and actually came back up together and hung out and did the Glick and Benji show. Yeah.

Speaker: um it was just kind of a running theme for everything we do it always ends up going long yeah how i've done a really good job with my music show keeping it an hour hour and a half al like you said there he is the davies of the podcast um i don't know if that's worse or better than andrew originally he will always be the andrew richley andrew originally is on tiktok

Speaker: On the official tick tock page, he's running it and he is man alive. This motherfucker is milking last Christmas and wake me up before you go. I know something. So he is milking them fucking songs for every goddamn penny pound. Hey, it's worth it.

Speaker: Well, it was, you know, songs like that. You get songs like that and they'll get stuck in your head and you're like, God damn it. Now I got to listen to a guy that never did anything in the States after George Michaels was like, oh, which is eventually what's going to happen to nonsensical nonsense. I'm going to kick you off to the car, but I'm going to be like, I can just do this shit on my own. There you go. And that's why I'm the George Michaels. Not so much gay. He's more gay than. Yeah, I am.

Speaker: They're not going to find me on the street corner with my stomach full of semen having to go to the hospital to have my stomach pumped or anything. But I'm going to be hugely successful without them.

Speaker: Just saying, I'm not going to be caught. You know what? A lot of ways you are kind of like the George Michaels of this show too. I'm going to become hugely successful, but you're going to become known for doing the degenerate things. I'm just saying it's 2024. I can be what I want.

Speaker: Debatable. It's not really debatable. He got caught in a bathroom stall doing lewd acts. Like you're sugarcoating it for this show or something. She was beating up her head like an ode of money.

Speaker: He might as well just changed his dick's name to Kunta Kinte. He was beating it so much. Should I keep going?

Speaker: Oh no, that is definitely debate. Oh no. No, I won't get caught. That's the difference. I may or may not. Every person I do that with, I make sure they're on the list of people that are going to die at the end of 24. And they just happened to mysteriously die. He's all a giant.

Speaker: I'm just gonna Jeff's gonna walk into a Chuck E. Cheese kick the just gonna kick the door open of a Chuck E. Cheese with this dick in his hand and just be like. There's a reason there's a reason why they call it Willie's wonderland. Anyway, I don't know where the hell we're going with this. I don't either.

Speaker: What are you going to do? I was going somewhere. I had a hole. And you just squirreled that right up, didn't you? And the object. Let me go over here. You're like a trout. Oh, look at that shit. I'm a dumb animal. Leave me alone. He's a big dumb animal, folks, isn't he?

Speaker: is put me in a zoo and people can watch me. Oh wait, that's kind of what we do on the show. That's kind of the gig though. You know, if I was a, I was a wild animal being in the zoo, wouldn't be that bad really. I mean, all I got to do is sleep because every time you go to the zoo, all the animals are always sleeping. All the animals are sleeping. They're going to feed you good. You know, you get some random horse that are, you can just bang a random poon tank walking around. She can't get far.

Speaker: unless you're unless you're a panda because I'm just saying, you know, I'm going to be in the gorilla exhibit and maybe one day I'll feel a little frisky and I want to be like, what's going on in the pandemic? What's up, ladies? Even the orangutans. You know, I mean, the capuchin monkeys hanging out, you know, boys. Yeah, I see you over there, lady, with your spingle and shit in it.

Speaker: What's up? What's up, Mrs. Sanders? She's single. I'm just saying how you doing? Did you hear the story? I don't know if you've ever seen Rob Williams's stand up. He did his live in New York. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where they were. He was like they told him to take his shirt off or something like that. Yeah. The gorilla wanted to fork him. He was like, I thought about it for a second. I was like, oh, the fucking story.

Speaker: Marchmello. Marchmello, baby. Let's do this. I got my safe word. Oh, Jesus Christ. Jeff, let me ask you a question. Sure. Can I bring this up for a purpose? Okay. And I know this is not necessarily your, your world. Okay. As far as music goes. But if I were to ask you, I have a thing with even numbers. You're top six. I do too. It's OCD.

Speaker: Yeah. Uh, yes, I am OCD. Deal with it. It's trash. Who the fuck is calling me from Idaho at 10 o 'clock at night? Name me. You're live on the air. Hello. Okay, cool. I'll call you.

Speaker: What if that was Rocky? How? Rocky, Rock Lee. Oh, right. He lives in Idaho. Maybe I'll call it back after the show. I told him to call me the other day. Oh, there you go. Anywho. Who the hell? Who the hell? Oh, I know. Honey, the only thing I'm fucking is retarded, let's be honest. The only thing I'm fucking is stupid. What?

Speaker: that you you're not stupid i'm stupid read the world woman what up man hey you're live on the air you're live on the air the one and only rockley on the phone there ladies and gentlemen there it is

Speaker: Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't know how much longer we'll be, but, um, I know you're what, three hours behind me, two hours behind me. Oh yeah. You're like three hours behind me. It's 10 o 'clock here. Yeah. Okay. Just call me tomorrow. I should be, uh, I should be free.

Speaker: Okay. I'll try to give you a call tomorrow afternoon. All right, man. Later. Okay. Cool. That solidifies what I was, what I was curious about. Okay.

Speaker: Okay. I got a weird message over the weekend from Rocky and I was like, this sounds a little sus. Let me drop my phone number. He's like, do you like small cages? What? No. Small cages. Rocky, you know this. How do you feel about potatoes in small cages? A, I love potatoes. B, I love these potatoes. Hey, buddy. Let me... Shut your door a little bit. We're about to get rowdy.

Speaker: Good night, buddy. Apparently, he's choosing you for his debt for our death pool. You know what? That might be a safe bet. He might be on to something. I was going to say, can we pick ourselves? I mean, and we don't necessarily have to die. Oh, take on the show. So, like, say something happens in the next year.

Speaker: And obviously I can't leave the show because there is no show.

Speaker: Well, you know, I am still moving to Europe. I might die in a plane crash. You know, there's a possibility. So, I mean, we could pick each other in all honesty. Yeah, I know. I think that'd be fun. That would add a little. Just saying, long range rifle. I choose Chris. Coolest rich body armor.

Speaker: 8 -1 -1, oh, I'm making a phone call, sorry. What parts of bodies do pigs not eat? How to get away with murder? Is it true if I throw a body in a septic tank, it will dissolve in six months? Actually, I found out something interesting about bodies and dissolving.

Speaker: You know, there's no skeletons in the Titanic because the pressure literally jellifies the bones. That's hurtful. That's it. I'm just saying. Oh, how dare you. I'm offended. It's twenty twenty four. I'm allowed to be offended. Cancelled. Somebody cancel her. We have over three thousand TikTok followers and like sixteen hundred Twitter followers.

Speaker: We're famous in the DR woman top 10 fucking podcasts in the DR baby. Those numbers don't lie. And, uh, found out that, uh, you know, uh, in my travels over the holidays, the Dominican Republic is actually, uh, well, it's not like I'm surprising anybody here, but I was, I was told I was an idiot. The Dominican Republic is part of North America. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. I was told I was an idiot. Yeah. What are you going to do? Uh, maybe I am. Maybe I changed multi streaming mastermind genius. Well, that'd be an emotional cause you are the intergalactic champ. I'm just saying I didn't, I didn't name myself the intergalactic champ who swatted.

Speaker: I wonder, I wonder where he is. I hope he enjoyed it. I wonder if they celebrate the holidays on his home planet. Well, sure. I hope he had. I hope he had good. Oh, my God. There he is. It is Sir Puswan the building, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, he has something to say. Hello, lurker. So there's my little buddy. I like that guy. He's awesome. He's a good guy.

Speaker: I like that I turned an alien into an alcoholic. Who else could turn an alien into a raging alcoholic? It comes down to you and I'm thinking somebody else.

Speaker: At the end of the day aliens come to earth and the first person they see are me and then all of a sudden there's an entire race of travelers that are just like raging out on all the UFOs have a bumper sticker says I met you the intergalactic champ and now I'm an alcoholic. Our leader is Sir Pousois.

Speaker: Some say he's fictional. No, I'm just saying. He's got like diets. Some people say he doesn't exist. And I want to know who changed their bio to social media influencer because I feel like that was a dig at somebody that's not us. I was going to say because I don't care if I had a

Speaker: 100 ,000 to, you know, a billion followers. I would still never say I was an influencer. Speaking of podcasters, I use that term very loosely in streamers. I was, I was scrolling. That was last week. I think it was, I won't put, I won't put your comment out there. I'm just curious to know or, or message me.

Speaker: Uh, so that I can, uh, obviously clearly considering the fact that I just changed my bio on multiple platforms from three dummies trying to be mildly entertaining. And I changed our profile picture from that awesome building boys picture. I know. And I would say one of the, one of the many, uh, logos that I've made, uh, in the last couple of days.

Speaker: Um, so, uh, you know, I was scrolling through watching these podcasters. Yes. Tomorrow. After I pick you guys up. Yeah. Yeah. That arrest mama. So you can take you down there before I come and get you guys. But yeah, just put it in your book bag or whatever. So you have it on you. Um, a couple of them were having a debate. Okay.

Speaker: We were having a conversation called content call what they Well, let's be honest Actually reminds me about a podcasting group I don't know their name but I have a question for you after after this little story So they were having a conversation about the greatest rappers of all time

Speaker: OK. And I know this is out of your wheelhouse. Yeah, I think you had to pick six all time rappers. And not not some random ass dude that never did anything outside of his mom's basement. Nobody's ever. No, no, no. Well, I wish I was like New York. And so in all honestly, no particular order to pick six.

Speaker: No particular Tupac, M &M, Ice Cube, Snoop, and Dre. That's fine. One more. Biggie, why not? Yeah. Well, you know, if I had to pick six in no particular order, I would say Pac, Tupac, Nas,

Speaker: Oh, yeah. I know. I'm probably going to get a little bit of shit of that TI. I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and lump outcast in there. I know they were a duo, but I'm going to outcast in there. Uh, I'm going to say Dre and I'm going to say Eminem. Okay. And I know I only had six and I would kind of put Dre and Snoop at the same level. So I mean, that's where, so I only said six. I only said six, but here's the thing.

Speaker: We both said in no particular order, I mean, I was scrolling through.

Speaker: watching some podcasts, again, using that term very loosely, podcast streamers, loosely, again, streamers. And one of the co -hosts on the show, they were talking about rappers and who the best rappers of all time were. And of course, one of them said a bunch of these random ass fucking nobodies who nobody on the fucking planet has ever heard of. But then they asked him about Eminem and he said, no, Eminem's not even a top 10 greatest rapper of all time.

Speaker: You know, I beg to differ on that. Well, he said this because Eminem's white. Fuck you. I don't care if you're fucking purple. It sounds to me a little bit of jealousy. A, because you don't know anything about hip -hop music as much as this person may or may not yell and scream about knowing about hip -hop music. And B, you're a little bit jealous because

Speaker: And as you're not a famous guy doing rap music, did it better than anybody else in the game. Well, you know, here's the thing, you know, it, I believe in one simple fact. Give credit where credit's due. Dude has like a granted first song came out. Everybody was like, okay, there's the new fucking vanilla ice. And then he kept hitting out bangers. And they're like, I got a vanilla ice. That guy's better.

Speaker: He was a songwriter. He was a lyricist. He could freestyle with anybody and a motherfucker can spit. No, he had his flow. He had, you know, every rapper has a distinct style flow, uh, that you, that you automatically recognize when you, as soon as you hear their voice, boom, you know who it is.

Speaker: Yeah. Not only that, but the guy, but Eminem showed that he could do anything that everybody, anybody else was doing out there. Agreed. We could do speed rapping. Yeah. Is Twister faster? Is Twister faster? Is Ludacris faster? But it's not about speed. In all honesty, I got to take back my top six because in my top six, I would put Bone Thugs and Harmony in there somewhere. Oh, that's not a bad pick.

Speaker: But the guy the guy has made a career out of Not only doing his own thing and being very very very very very good at what he does But also being able to do anything Anybody else is doing and do it better than them and he generally does it in a way to make fun of them Agreed by the way leggy Shots fired

Speaker: Gramps himself with racist and couldn't admit to be in a relationship with a white woman for the fear of what they might think. True racist colors, sadly. Yeah. Well, no, but I mean, let's look at a different aspect. You know, you put that you say you say, OK, so that's the rap genre. You know, granted, everybody has a different list of what they would put on that top six.

Speaker: you know, but that's like saying cowboy Troy can't do country music because he's black. Now, if I were to say that, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

Speaker: That was a terrible comparison. I know, but it was the first black country song I could think of. No, no, no, no. He did hit cop first. Charlie pride, Charlie pride and Darius Rucker are probably two of them. So let's say Charlie pride and Darius Rucker, they can't do country music because of black. I would be labeled a racist. That's my girl. I love it.

Speaker: So that's the same thing. If I were to go online and go live on some streaming thing and say, Charlie Pride can't sing country music because he's black. Motherfucker, he proved he could do it. You would be canceled instantly. You know what's going to happen if you do that, Jeffrey. Yeah, exactly. But here's my thing.

Speaker: It's like saying Larry Bird couldn't play basketball because he's white. Larry Bird fucking whoops my ass, boy. Now, I don't know shit about sports, but I know Larry Bird got famous playing basketball, you know? So because a person of color says something about a white guy,

Speaker: Can't do something cuz he's white. I'm sorry. I don't care what you say. That's racist as fuck. First and foremost, I am their champion. That's why I am now known as the intergalactic champion. Deal with it. Worship. Build statues for me on their planets.

Speaker: He sent me a Snapchat, he's driving down, he's from Oklahoma, he's driving down Route 66. And then I just responded back with a video of us talking about it. No, but yeah, I mean, that's the thing.

Speaker: You can't you can't deny talent. We're tying it talent is I mean, yeah, you have to give you have to give credit where credit is due like the same thing about Elvis. Well, that's that's like saying leggy can't talk about music because she's a woman. She don't know shit about American music because she's not American. That's a bit of a stretch by saying she can't. Well, but she's not American. You can't talk about rap music yourself.

Speaker: You're ever steered, but you corrected it by saying she can't say the American music because she's not American. Right. Exactly. So, so how is that any different than from Eminem being a white guy that can fucking the dude can spit? I don't care what you say. It's an undeniable fact. I'm not the biggest Eminem fan on the planet. I'm not even the biggest rap fan on the planet. I'm I think I have maybe 12, maybe 15 rap songs on my entire playlist of 1200 songs.

Speaker: I was listening to Cisco on our way to PA the other day. I was listening. I was listening to fucking Millie Vanilli on the way over here. Nice. Having the balls to admit it in case racist say shit. Well, let's let's let's go into that genre. Real quick before we jump on before we jump before we jump.

Speaker: uh you know that's like back when Elvis became super popular well he stole black music what are you mad about it because he stole it and did it better than you whether he stole it or not he did it better than you

Speaker: And with the rap genre, what he did it better than anybody in the game. And he still, technically he may or may not be retired, but if he wanted to, he could drop an album tomorrow. And I guarantee you, he could drop an album tomorrow saying nothing, doing nothing. And it'll be better than any rap artist, rap artist that's out there today.

Speaker: Well, I mean, if you don't want to know that could drop an album tomorrow and be better than anybody that's out there today, Nas could do it. T .I., if he'd quit fucking being weird and kidnapping little girls with his weird ass wife, you know, he could probably drop an album outcast could drop an album. But I don't know, fucking Andre 3000 just dropped a brand new album and it's just him playing a goddamn flute. Nice. You know, but, you know, there's there's a lot of artists out there today that could drop an album and be better than anybody else out there today.

Speaker: and Eminem's one of those guys. And he was doing it in the day with some heavy fucking hitters, with some top guys in the game, some top guys. Yeah, like you don't get signed, you don't get signed by Dre just because you, and this is no speculation. I'm not saying that he did this. Like you could, I could go suck off Dre tomorrow. He's not gonna fucking sign it. He didn't seem to be a token white boy.

Speaker: Exactly. Because he was that goddamn good. Exactly. That's exactly why Charlie Pride did country music. And that's exactly why Darius Rucker is doing country music. Because Charlie Pride was that goddamn good that he could do country music. And Darius Rucker went for Moody and the goddamn Blowfish. Exactly. And I love him. I love him. I love him. And a lot of people make fun of people who like Hootie and the Blowfish. A lot of people make fun of Hootie and the Blowfish. But that's why Darius Rucker. Credit where credit's due. Is so successful.

Speaker: because he's fucking good. He gives the people what they want. And as a guy that does like country music and as a guy who listens to all types of music.

Speaker: Darius Rucker is better than a lot of the new artists that are out there because all the new artists out there are all doing the same goddamn country catfish bullshit. I got me a pick up truck and I like to go fishing and hunt me some deer and I got me a girl and we drank some moonshine and don't none of them do any of that stuff. And I'm talking to my new friend, your goofy bastard, your pretty buddy. But if you go on to, if you go on a TikTok,

Speaker: And I'm using that example because I spend a lot of time on TikTok and you see these, these, these people that go out and ask people questions on the street and they're like, would you know, they, they ask a, a two women of color, would you ever date a white guy? And they're like, no, because, and they give some weird fucked up, 100 % racist reasons. But if I were to say that about women of color,

Speaker: I would be fucking killed by the time I finished my sentence. So it's, it's, it's become the whole double standard bullshit of, because I mean, let's be honest, this 2024 is not 19, 1860 where, you know, I, a, a certain race is creed or, or whatever is,

Speaker: I've never been a giant music guy. So I can say it, but, uh, well, I grew up listening to fifties and sixties because that's, you know, as we all do, we, we first, our first love of music comes from riding in the car with our parents when we're six, seven, five, six years old. And then you meet new people and they introduce you to music. You know, I became a metal head for a long time.

Speaker: in in in

Speaker: Then you know, I didn't I never was really introduced to rap until and and Chris you'll get this reference When fucking dangerous minds came out You're muted by the way, you know when dangerous minds came out that coolio song was fucking everywhere I Believe was on top 40 with fucking Casey case him at one point But that was my first real intro to quote -unquote rap music

Speaker: and at this point in 2024 or whatever, it doesn't matter where you're from, what you do, what you like. If that's what you like and it's not hurting somebody, shut the fuck up about it. You don't need to shove it down somebody's throat that what you listen to or what you do or say is better than anybody else.

Speaker: Well, and that's the thing. I don't think any coolio doesn't get the, uh, in all honesty, um, the respect that he deserves, uh, in, in, in the rap game. But like, you know, like you said, uh, you know, like, like, like she says, uh, he brought a brother John to a wider mainstream audience. You know, I hate to break it to you guys and I'm no expert and you don't have to listen. This is just my personal opinion.

Speaker: He was doing things nobody else was doing. He said himself, like everybody else was in this lane over here. And M was all the way over here in this lane doing his thing, just cruising past everybody at a hundred miles an hour. And it's no shade on any of these other artists because these are a lot of great artists in the 90s and early 2000s. Well, lest we forget the end,

Speaker: the the person that brought quote if you want to call this rap to the mainstream was uh old too legit over there because that motherfucker was everywhere like he stopped rapping at one point because and i thought it was racist what he said there was too many white people at his concerts he looked out on the crowd one day he was like wow so i'm not gonna see a white people

Speaker: Well, what are you going to do? And we're not, and we are by far not the ad look at us. We are not the ad. We're not even remote experts in anything we say. This is just opinions on how we feel. And I'm a music guy and I love music and, and, and, you know, I, you know, I do like a lot of local artists, but I'm not going to sit here and say as much as I love Blacktop Mojo or as much as I love

Speaker: They are not Guns N' Roses and they're not Led Zeppelin. Yeah, I'm not going to sit here and say Blacktop Mojo is better than Led Zeppelin. Yeah, because I'm going to call bullshit over and out. You know, again, as much and I love these guys and these guys are great and why they're not making a bajillion dollars and selling out goddamn stadiums. I don't know. But I'm not going to say that over and out or better than Van Halen.

Speaker: Not Van Hagar, Van Halen. Yeah. Or, you know, they're better than, you know, Guns N' Roses or, you know, any of these other bands, you know, because that's just ludicrous to say. That's just... Well, it comes down to one thing. It just speaks volumes on your ignorance. If you try to say some local artist that never made it out... Well, no, no, not just any local artist. Well, I'm just saying, like, some artists... Lest we forget.

Speaker: There are people out there that think fucking

Speaker: Andrew Ridgeley is better than fucking wham. That'd be like saying that Kid Rock's rap was better than his rock country, whatever genre you want to put Kid Rock. Nobody's ever even heard of Kid Rock's rap music unless you were from Detroit or unless you were a fan of Kid Rock after he got famous for not doing rap music, but for doing his rock country genre of music that he does. And then his underground shit came out.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. To say that that unless you went to high school with the motherfucker, you don't know. You know, Rashi Morris from from Queens is a better rapper than Eminem. Well, nobody's ever even heard of that guy. Exactly. Well, because you had a fucking corner star or out of the back of his trunk world one time, you know, like the fuck.

Speaker: No, but it comes down to like, you know, like I said, for me, I love Blacktop Mojo, but I'm not ever going to be like, well, you know, Blacktop Mojo, I mean, you know, in my opinion, I might think that Blacktop Mojo is better than Zeppelin. But that's the that's the one point. That's the one thing that you have to remember about what everybody says. It's their opinion. Yeah. But not just because your opinion does not make it true.

Speaker: But if I say that speaking in a musical sense, if I'm saying the top five greatest rock bands of all time, and I say, we're not even going to put Jimi Hendrix in this conversation. Because he's black. Right. Exactly. That's an excellent example. And I'm going to say Blacktop Mojo is better than any of these bands. I might really believe that because I'm a fan.

Speaker: Right, but I sound like a huge asshole except for the guys you do And and and if you guys have liked up mojo hear this Matt and cat just so you know, I do feel that way You guys are the greatest rock band of all time. That's the bottom line. I'll die on the hill. I'm just saying but once again Whether it's your opinion or you truly believe it which still is your opinion

Speaker: That doesn't mean that you have set it out there as this is factual because there are people out there that will never listen to Zeppelin or or Blackout Mojo like my my dad my dad thinks music ended in 74. I know people like

Speaker: Mike, who will almost embarrass his dad because I'm talking about Chris Daltrey and he thinks I'm talking about Roger Daltrey. And yeah, but they're the same guy according to him. So it's okay. It's all about Daltrey. Yeah. But my point is, yes.

Speaker: No one with the exception of the artist themselves truly believes what this guy said. You know, like this artist that this guy said he was better than Eminem. Yeah. But the artist probably believes that. But he's in the back of his mind. He's going, yeah, I don't really believe it because I'm not famous and making millions of bajillion dollars. But Eminem is.

Speaker: like we could say we are we are we are we are better than joe rogan like well i mean in all honesty if we were doing a music list and i was like number one greatest rock band of all time over zeppelin floyd uh uh it's metallic that's my opinion and that's fast

Speaker: It's Metallica. And I said number, you know, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, if I said number one overall greatest rock band of all time was Blacktop Mojo and we tagged them in it. They would probably come on the show just to call me an idiot. But that's the thing. You know, now, is this guy, and I'm not asking you to call him out, but is he famous?

Speaker: No, the person who was saying all this crazy stuff. Yeah. In his mind, he thinks he's famous, but he's OK. So so so it's it's a guy. He's the type of guy who puts himself up on a pedestal and thinks he's more important than what he really is. Wait, wait. Is it you?

Speaker: Tell me true. Oh, no, because I'm that pedestal. I am incredibly important. I look down at all the questions. But my thing is, it's like you wouldn't see somebody like Dre being out there and be like, fuck it. Eminem can't be in this list because he's white, because, A, you signed him, motherfucker. That's on you. But it's like. Game recognizes game.

Speaker: And apparently this person talking shit has no name. This person has also proven themselves on more occasions than one that they don't know anything about music. It is me. It is me when it comes to cars and British television, apparently. But I feel like you need to come on here Saturday night and have a real moment, especially with the last comments. Right. We have questions.

Speaker: We have questions. Speaking of podcasters, influencers, and streamers, there's a podcast, I do not know its name, it constantly pops up on my... There's a foremost, if you're Canadian and or the only people your influence is a bunch of losers that aren't doing anything either. Well, I do have to say... If you're Canadian, you're not an influencer. Well, this podcast that I speak of,

Speaker: They have the same, they have kind of a dynamic like we do. Like, one of them plays the idiot really well. Which one of us plays the idiot really well? Because I feel like we both play the idiot really well. No, but like, like, you know, the one that's always putting his foot in his mouth. And this guy said something the other day, and I literally laughed so hard. I almost fell out my chair.

Speaker: And he says, I don't understand. This comment works. This comment works in so many ways. Right? The comment he said, they were talking about candles. You know how you get candles in a shot glass? And he said, why doesn't the glass get fire? Deadpan serious. Why doesn't the glass get what? Catch fire. They're putting light on it.

Speaker: It's glass. Give it the putting wax in the glass. No, no, no. They were talking. They were talking about like when you buy a shot glass and spilled wax and in a candle now, you know, the tea light. They were talking about tea lights and, you know, somebody clipped it and put it on. He's like, why doesn't the glass gets fire?

Speaker: And the straight guy, you know, there's a straight guy and the moron. He was like, are you fucking serious? He's like, yeah, why does the glass test fire? He's like, it's fucking glass. He's like, but glass melts. Deadpan serious.

Speaker: I need to find a couple of clips and send them to you because by the way, speaking of sending you things, did you see the did you see the things I say you the guys that do the quick reviews? You know how we do the.

Speaker: Oh, you talk about the guy, the guy, the guy, uh, he went to red next. They're talking about that. No, no, you don't see their faces. Yeah. And it was like, let him peep door people. Oh my God, dude. I literally sat there and watch like five of those in a row. And I'm giggling to myself to the point where I could not hold it there. You do that.

Speaker: I, I, exactly. And I thought that same thing. I was like, this is exactly what we do, but these guys do it way better than we do. I mean, let's be honest. Do they really do it better than us or well, some of the comments, do you remember when we looked at the picture of the toilet? That's up three steps. That's in a shower. And he's like, I'd hate to get drunk. And you can fall face first. That's right.

Speaker: to say we, I mean, I mean, if you clipped our stuff down to a minute, it's literally, that's what we do when we do that. When we do the split, it was squint. If you meant the squint and it's meant that I, I instantly thought of that. I was like, wait, don't we already do this influencing? I mean, isn't that all there? I'm sorry. When it comes to Twitter spam, I cannot go on to Twitter.

Speaker: when I'm around people because, oh my God, there's so much porn. Well, that's because that it's based off of what you follow and like, just so you know, or a, or, or, or again, you know, my Twitter page was, it was a lot of.

Speaker: my personal Twitter page, which I've had for I don't even know how many years. I had it when I, when I had like four different ones. When I was originally on, on, on Periscope, when Periscope first came out. My Twitter feed was a lot of sports, like all until I started promoting my only fates on there or my only page on there.

Speaker: Now it's a lot of certain hashtags and whatnot. And that's all I'm doing is certain hashtags. And now you make sure you stay off Twitter when the kids are around, don't you?

Speaker: Cause holy shit. Thank God for the Cleveland Browns is all I gotta say. I'm just saying, I like a whole lot of instances in life where people can say, thank God for the Cleveland Browns. I will say thank God for the, for the, for the Cleveland Browns and thank God for some of their, uh, um, uh, sports writers and commentators, uh, because

Speaker: I started using certain hashtags on some posts and I was posting and I never post on Twitter. The only thing I was ever posted on Twitter was when I was live on Periscope and then for this show, but I followed a lot of sports stuff. Cleveland Browns, Michigan, NFL type shit, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.

Speaker: man alive. I started promoting my only thing. You've seen things that you can't unsee and it was like just based off of the hashtags that you use and stuff like that and then like

Speaker: You know trying to do page and stuff like that. It's just like I I follow a lot of politics on Twitter politicians and and news like I follow Tucker Carlson on You fuck Tucker Charleston, huh? Hey, dude, it's all right. He's a good -looking cat. He's a good -looking cat handsome twink Somebody posted here phrase a tag

Speaker: No, he's a pretty he's a pretty little twink. He's not small dude. He's your size. No, he's not no way Oh shit, what the hell's going on fucking YouTube just When you get kicked off, I don't know YouTube just don't put it whoa, okay

Speaker: I don't know YouTube just don't but nobody was showing a match between Rhea Ripley and Some other chick He's six one So he's not small by any means But like somebody had posted something about Tucker

Speaker: And I was like, Oh, I want to read that. So I jumped onto it. You know, you get the notification and I clicked on it and it took me to Twitter and I was like, okay, okay. That was funny. Ha ha. And then I scrolled to the next thing and it was just like, that's somebody's colon and wife looks over and she's like, what are you doing? I was like, I was reading a Tucker Carlson quote and she's like, yeah, it looks like it. And she's like, put that away with the kids around us. And I was not looking up porn.

Speaker: I was gonna look at foreign I wouldn't do it on Twitter But then that place is the Wild West man But yeah Twitter always has been yeah, but it's it's I think it's now the Elon's in charge and

Speaker: Apparently it's built, you know, he's a little weirdo and yeah, but, but something I found out the other day is, is that Twitter, the way it's designed, like the code and stuff is it's designed like a dengue board. Like if you take up, you take something out, you're like, Oh, I don't like the way that program looks. Let's take it out. Something else will crash because that. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, I, uh, Tucker was just, or Elon Musk was just talking about it.

Speaker: on I Can't remember the Channel he was on but they were talking about it and he's like it's it's a fucking Jenga board. It's designed to suppress speech That was that was that was made and incredibly clear When when the laptop came out during the elections

Speaker: Yeah. And, and Elon, Elon's main goal when he bought it was to change that. And they're like, why haven't you fixed it yet? And he's like, dude, it's a fucking Jenga board. When you pull something out, something else falls. That was, that was made incredibly clear and I'm not jumping on a tangent. I, I'm not saying who's right or who's wrong or I'm not. But that was made incredibly clear with Twitter when

Speaker: The right was being removed and blocked and everything else left and right. And the left was just allowed to say and do whatever they want. They still think they have this free range to say some of the most. Well, the reason why and ridiculous fucking things out there.

Speaker: And without any fear or consequences, one is like, you know what? We're not blocking the right. And you're going to say some stupid ass shit. And the rights going to come at you because we're not blocking them and kicking them off. Here's the thing, though. The algorithm itself, the program itself is is still not 100 % not shadow baiting people for no reason. Plus, I got to be 100 % honest as far as Twitter goes. Twitter, I honestly don't see the main draw for it.

Speaker: Twitter is great for free advertisement. If you do something. Or you're not Disney. If you do something on social media for your content. If you're actually creating content, you know, at the end of the day. Let's be honest. And it's also a great outlet for sports. Okay, yeah. The political world is a mess on Twitter. And as long as you don't

Speaker: Subscribe to it. You don't have to worry about it. And at the end of the day, probably the number one thing on Twitter is porn.

Speaker: a lot of work because because Twitter was that first social media and and Jeff, you said it and I've said it a million times and and and if you're still here because she was a Periscope and her and I started around the same exact time and and we were on the platform. It's a wild west, bro. I mean, I used to get at your people would follow me on on Periscope and then they would go live and they would message. Hey, we're live. You should come say hi because they would come into my

Speaker: And I'm like, Hey, let me return the favor. You guys are always in my life. Let me come say hi. And I jump in there and it, you know, sometimes I'll be like, okay, I'm out of this. But then other times it's like, Ooh, what the fuck?

Speaker: You know husband wife or a boyfriend a girlfriend or some chick or some dude just fucking again Some dude just Robin one out just renamed his fucking pecker Kunta Kinte because he's beaten a lot. I Swear god. I saw its heart the other day from her asshole. I just just The I mean I've been on some crazy porn sites. Let's be honest. I

Speaker: But the stuff you see on Twitter is like next fucking level. The things you see on Twitter is, is, is real people. It's not, it's not. You'll find, you find porn clips on there too. Well, there's porn stars and four clips on there, but the good majority of it is, is only fans models. Well, it's, it's

Speaker: It's, it's, it's real people, you know, and, and, you know, I mean, I got a really fans and I'm on there, you know, and I know some of y 'all are going to come across my page and go, Ooh, now I don't put my winger on there and my butthole on there.

Speaker: you know, a lot of times, but you could, I mean, I could, you know, but a lot of times it's shirtless. I'm in boxers. I'm in a town. I'm, you know, whatever. But yeah, well, you know, but or gray sweatpants, ladies, it is gray sweatpants season. And Chris, Chris has always got the cucumber handy so he can stuff it down his pants.

Speaker: So I'm not allowed to leave the house in sweatpants. Nicky's made it a rule. I'm not allowed to wear gray sweatpants out of the house unless I have a jersey on or something. I would never, I don't think I've ever owned gray sweatpants. You got to go buy one pair and look at yourself in the mirror. No, just go buy one pair of gray sweatpants and look at yourself in the mirror. Now, granted, you got to get on the ladder so you can see in the mirror. Well, yeah. I'll take the mirror off the wall. Bye. Bye.

Speaker: Grab, buy a gray pair of sweatpants and look in the mirror. Bro, gray sweatpants do wonders. Really? I did not know that. And they're not talking about height. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The guys, their, their legs just end up in their back.

Speaker: I mean, I would tell you to go look at my TikTok video that I made. You got a little weird. You can follow me on Instagram, bearded big guy. But it's like, you know, I'm just saying, race in the pants do wonders. No, it's like a push up bra for women. OK, I like that. It's just.

Speaker: And if you move the right way, you're welcome. I have a mild respect, very mild for these, these only fans models.

Speaker: next show at all. Because you want to talk about putting yourself out there. I would I don't like getting naked in the shower. Yeah. And I know what I look like. Read it. You're only fans. It's not Vicky's. This is no secret. Well, and the other the caveat, the caveat to the Reddit thing is if it's not on Reddit, it's on Twitter.

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, if you're popular enough, you're on Reddit. Oh my God. We're getting Reddit. Reddit is a beautiful thing. I only got Reddit because I can stream. I had, I got Reddit because I could stream sports. They put the links in there for free streamers that I was like, Oh, cool.

Speaker: Well, and then you fall down that rabbit hole. Like the only app in my phone that has a parental lock on it is Reddit because my kids are constantly playing on the phone. And I'm like, yeah, you guys stay off that. Cause Kevin said to me the other day, dad, what's this? I want to, I want to look at it. No, you don't. You won't be the same after. And, and of course,

Speaker: The wife knows all my codes because he used the same six codes for every. And she opened it up and she's like, what the fuck? I'm like, what? It's Reddit. She's like, Oh yeah. And I also got it. Like I also don't suggest that. Well, you know, like I really don't. You don't have to. That's the thing. You can literally scroll on the main page where you're not like, I subscribed to carbon free videos.

Speaker: but you don't have it. You don't have. No, I don't. I do. I do. And the other reason I got one was originally to promote this show.

Speaker: Well, I thought about, and I have been thinking about creating a Reddit page for this show, but I don't, I don't have an account. I mean, I, I literally downloaded it just for sports and, and, and fortunately enough, and I will get rid of this, I will get rid of the respect in this where it's not like Twitter. Because if, if I have, if I do jump on and there's a couple of pages that I do like to go watch is like tick tock cringe. Well, actually.

Speaker: I follow a bunch of travel vloggers on reddit and and uh carpentry Guys machinists, you know a guy that can take a bolt and turn it into a fucking little pocket knife That's fucking that blows my mind Yes, I mean I will I will give credit that much

Speaker: Like you have to go and search for it. They're just not going to. Yeah. At least in my experience, they're not going to blow you up because like I said, I do it. I do like to watch. There's TikTok cringe. I'm the main character, which is these asshole fuck. Yeah. TikTokers who just go in the middle of like a fucking subway and make a goddamn TikTok and I'm waiting for somebody to throw punch them.

Speaker: There's oddly go justify ugly satisfying Yes, and then there's yeah, I'm an asshole or something like that. It's just people being complete assholes and my favorites for being an ass favorites. There's a there's a a youtuber She's Canadian, which is her only fault she goes on to reddit and she reads and

Speaker: You know, she'll save a bunch of stories and then read them and it's called, am I the asshole? And some of those are fucking hilarious. She's like, am I the asshole for not letting my, my, not letting my mother -in -law come to our wedding because she planned to wear white. I'm like, no, you're not the asshole. You know, it's, it's cute. Oh, yeah. That's, that's, that's one of the other ones that I follow. Am I an asshole or something? Yeah. Some of those, some of those are just like.

Speaker: said age

Speaker: I don't follow anything on Reddit.

Speaker: It's just what comes up because it's things that I've like random something. Oh, yeah. Well, you have to have an account to actually follow something. Yeah. So it's things that I've watched or I've looked at. So they stay on my main page when I go on there. Like I said, there's the Karen's gone wild. Karen's getting stressed. I just thought of it. What's the other one? Oh,

Speaker: nature of savage and it's like oh yes and then there's the there was a weather one that i watched it's like don't fuck with mother nature or something like that yeah it's like tsunamis and tornadoes and like these these big cargo ships and whatever that are out on the ocean or like out at sea and he's fucking then a rogue wave that's

Speaker: That's what that's what that's what I get out of out of ready, I mean here I said You know you have to that's what I gotta I gotta give run it credit where credit is due And they're not gonna just blow you but yeah, they don't come argue with anything search for Right. Well, I mean you can literally go on to reddit and put not safe for work and find plenty of porn

Speaker: But you can also find stuff under not safe for work that is like faces of death and you know, like where it's like, once you see it, you can't unsee it. Um, and that stuff freaks me out. So I avoid it. Um, but the one credit I do give Reddit is that if you're not looking for it, you won't find it. Like you have to look up,

Speaker: you know, fucked up video and you'll find a page called fucked up videos, you know, um, whether it be porn or not. But the, the, the porn pages or, or, or feeds on Reddit are marked.

Speaker: not safe for work or 18 over. Yeah. You can know it's it's like, OK, I can actually watch this while I'm sitting on my desk. You're not going to you're not going to be scrolling through like it's called your Twitter. Yeah. And it's just like a news story, news story, butthole. Oh, my God. You see the intestines. I know what you have a cavity. You got a camera in there, honey. And that's like, you know,

Speaker: A guy that I used to speak very highly of, uh, and now I no longer watch his show or anything like that. Again, another one of those. Vodcast or streamers. Uh, you know, he, he blocked somebody on Twitter because their feed was okay. Well, that's cool. That's you're allowed to do that. Or I don't know, just keep scrolling. Agreed.

Speaker: You know, in one sentence, you're not going to, in one sentence, say, I like this guy. He's a friend, blah, blah, blah. He's helped me out, but then in the very next sentence, say, I blocked you because you have a porn addiction. Just scroll past it, bro. It's not the end of the world. I promise you, I promise you, if you see 1 .3 seconds of a boobies or a butthole or go to hell. And now the reason he blocked it was because.

Speaker: Let's be honest you well you stuck a nerve But at the same time you are allowed to block whoever you want to belong I mean, you know I get that But it's all fine and it's what I do man. I if I'm on if I'm on that side of

Speaker: And as our Twitter page grows, yeah, there's unfortunately, you know, there's a lot of that on our Twitter feed as well, or ex -feed, sorry. But it's not like we planned it. People just post there.

Speaker: I just scroll. I mean, it's because I was on a page and, you know, just because I follow and that's the other thing about X. Your feed is not based off of who you follow, like on Facebook. No.

Speaker: It is based off of not only you follow who you follow, but who they follow and the ask that you use. Well, that's why I think that's why Twitter became so popular because if you say something and I follow you, people that follow me are going to see what you put as well. And so on and so forth. It is the best platform.

Speaker: or feet for free promotion because they are going to put you in every hour. If you're following a thousand people, you are in a thousand people's algorithm or, you know, whatever.

Speaker: Well, you're, you're technically in more than that because they're following five people. That means you're, you're in a thousand, five, you know, you're, you know, so on and so forth. So if you're a thousand people, they're each following one person. You're now in 2000, 2000 feet. I mean, so, I mean, so you, you got to take the good with the bad at the end of the day, especially if, you know, as I was talking to a friend of mine to

Speaker: today and all the last couple of days and we were talking today and uh I can't wait to have him back on the show. I hope he comes on the show when you're here dude or you're gonna have to make us an exception for a Monday and come on here. You're gonna like this. We'll see. Dizzy is awesome. Uh last time we had Dizzy on, I got super serious and got super real um and he and he shared a story and and this is a cat that's

Speaker: in a top market. He's on the radio. He has a podcast. Oh, wow. He's in a top market on the radio. He's coming up in the game and he got real, real on our show. And he had his story on that radio station that he's on out of fear of what people might say or anything like that. But it was super cool because it wasn't even planned. It just, it just happened.

Speaker: Well, and that's the other problem. That's the one problem that the exes had in the past is bonds. Yeah. And I think that's something Elon's trying to get rid of as well. Yeah. Um, but, but you can buy fake followers on any program. You know, I could, I could, if I had enough money, I could get us to a million followers tomorrow. Yeah. No, exactly. But all platforms. Yeah. Like I was saying, uh,

Speaker: Disney came on and it got real, real, real serious completely. Well, just recently, um, he actually shared the story he shared on here first on the air on this radio station in this market. Um, and, and a lot of people raised him and shouted him out and everything like that. And I just reached out to him. I just wanted to reach out to him real quick and.

Speaker: be like, hey dude, first and foremost, I'm fucking super proud of you the last couple of weeks.

Speaker: You've taken over this radio station, like everybody was on holiday break and he was on all, like he was filling in all the slots with, with different, it just killed it. My, my guy fucking killed it. And then he shared his story and I was like, Oh shit, this is heavy. This is going to be real fucking heavy. And the listeners took that shit to heart, man. And I reached out to him and he was like,

Speaker: He's like, dude, I gotta be honest with you in the back of my mind subconsciously coming on your show and sharing it prior gave me the courage to kind of push me to share it and when I had the opportunity to do so. But I'm super proud of the kid. I mean, he's come so far in the last year alone, but I'm super proud of him. I'm super excited for his future.

Speaker: He'll be back on the show soon and hell who knows he might be making more appearances on the show Well, actually I actually got a compliment today about this show One of my co -workers called me I have a question sure what's up and I assumed it was a work -related question He's like well, I'm sitting here list the older episodes of your show and

Speaker: I said what he says I'm listening to nonsense go nonsense. I said, okay cool and he says uh, I have a question I Said I he says I have a question. I said sure what's that? He's like I guess fucking Are you fucking with everybody? Are you guys really like this all the time? I said, oh, yeah, that's us hundred percent He's like there's no way you guys are this open

Speaker: because you know we've gotten real on here where we go pull on what you've cried i well yeah i i i knew i was going to cry when jordan came on here no but like but but i knew so i knew i never cried on other episodes too but i knew i was going to cry and i but i got so

Speaker: I got so involved and so emotionally wrapped up with that whole situation and becoming friends with her and her mom and talking to her mom outside of the show and knowing things that were going on that we didn't even talk about on the show, given the updates.

Speaker: And I knew that was going to be just thinking about it. Emotional show. I knew that was going to be hard for me. I knew that was going to be very emotionally. That was going to be hard for me to get through. No, but like he I guess he was listening and you and I were talking about suicide and our deal with it in the past.

Speaker: He's like, you guys make this shit up? I'm like, what are you fucking talking about? Chris Knight, the only thing we make up is stupid names for each other. We let it all hang out there. And he's like, that's impressive as fuck. You guys have zero fucks to give. You don't care what people think. You just put it out there.

Speaker: He says that's amazing because most people Put on a character or a face for the show and they're gonna hold back That's the one thing I love about the show and that's why I tell people all the time. It's the greatest form of therapy because You know if something's bothering me I can bring it up on the show and and you're not gonna be like, you know, of course I

Speaker: We'll make fun of it a hundred percent. That's going to happen jokes, but it's going to get serious. It's going to advice will be given whether it's taken or not is a different story, but it's like, what would you do in this situation? What would you do? And, and he says, that's, that's the most impressive thing about your show. And I was like, damn, I never thought of it like that, but we don't, we don't hold back. I don't care if there's,

Speaker: two people listening and watching or 4 ,000 or 4 million. It's not gonna change how we talk. It's not gonna change what we say. We're just gonna offend more people. When Tony was on here, I'm gonna dance around this and it is what it is. I'm actually not gonna dance around it. I'm just gonna say what it is. We had some serious shows. We did.

Speaker: When, when, when, well, like I'm just talking like on Mondays, but it was more, it was me, more me getting serious and, and, and, and Tony being so worried about his image and being on that's what I'm talking about is like me being serious, but I've had a lot of shows on Mondays since I've been by myself and, and, and, and, and, and lady, if she's still here, I don't know if she is or not. Um,

Speaker: And other people, they're like, wow, we didn't know that about you. Holy shit. Like, you know, they're like, holy shit, we didn't know that about you. We did not like they were kind of blown away with me opening it up. And and like I said, when Tony would be here on Mondays, when it would just be Tony and I, he would still try to

Speaker: Hold that that image and that's kind of like that was one of the things that was in a positive gay, bro. It's okay to come out. No, but I mean, like, it's okay, bro. I'll eventually come out. Don't worry about it. It's like that was the one aspect when Tony was on the show that that always kind of you could see that

Speaker: He would he would have a thought and it wouldn't say it It always used to drive me insane because he was always worried about what people thought or what people were gonna say where you and I Since we've known each other and probably before we don't give a fuck Because something I saw on tick tock the other day hits so fucking home and my boy said it Keanu Reeves said it and

Speaker: There are seven billion people on this planet. If somebody says something that offends you or they'd say they don't like you or something, they've done you a favor because that's one less person you have to give a fuck about. I'm paraphrasing obviously, but it's kind of true. You know, if, if you're, if you're afraid of what people are going to say or think about you, then that person is not your friend. Like if I came on here tomorrow and it was like, Chris, I like to, you know,

Speaker: the the

Speaker: That's your thing. You know, you're not showing it down my throat. I mean, I'll show it down here, too. I have before. Like, like, like, like, you don't, you don't, it's like, it's like when I talk cars or you talk sports, we do it in a way that mildly educates. But that's the thing. Like, I know you're passionate about cars and movies. Right.

Speaker: Like I'm passionate about sports and music. I'm very passionate about. And, and, and, and that's one of those things that, you know, and I tell people all the time, like you don't like us. Why? Because we're too fucking real. My kids aren't coming in here. My, my kids are not going to come in here and my kids are more active on the show than yours are.

Speaker: You know, your kids kind of just popping it out, you know, as far as that's because my kids don't know how to be quiet. So I kicked them out. Yeah. So like my kids aren't going to ever come on the show and call me out for being sus as fuck and be a fake and saying, you are always so worried about what other people think about you that you can't beat us. You beat us when we're when we're off camera. Of course I do. Other people have been live on the show and and their kids have been like,

Speaker: You're always so worried about what other people think about you. Just be you, you know, at the end of the day. And it's like my kids are never going to do that because I am who I am. Exactly. You know, you know, yeah, I'm very passionate about sports. I love sports. I know I never played in that. And I never played in this level. What you have to do is fucking own the goddamn car garage where he's building multimillion. I agree.

Speaker: He's never produced or written a movie. I've never written, produced, or sung a number one hit song, but I love music. I love sports. So we can be passionate about the things that we're passionate about, have the conversations, but also partaking those conversations. You can also admit when we're wrong about something. Like the greatest example of how

Speaker: This show is a teaching experience for you and I not just the audience but you and I is when I explained to you that Football was invented in Canton, Ohio And you were like, are you serious? I'm like, yeah Yeah Being being as big of a football fan as I am I didn't know that lady said right, but some people need affirmation from other people Everyone and we'll sit on a fence rather than be real

Speaker: I don't know where it stems from, but it's, it's, it, it, it seems from, you know, I actually, I actually haven't answered it actually. I honestly don't know because me, you would think that, you know, Jeff, Jeff actually came from a pretty normal family. Yeah. They're still married. They've been married for like 40 foot 40. Jeff's mom and dad have been married since 1773. They have his brother. Yeah.

Speaker: You know, I come from an extremely broken home. And you were an orphan. I come from a broken, abusive home. And I was an orphan. I grew up in an orphanage. And then I was adopted by a broken abusive family. No, in all seriousness. We joke about me growing up, but I was not, I did not grow up in an orphanage. I came from a broken home. I came from, I came from, um,

Speaker: Well, your mom and dad got divorced a long time ago. I, you know, I, you know, I came from an abusive background. I'm not like super, like, not like I was ever, you know, in fear of losing my life. Your dad showed up and just beat the shit out of you for no reason. You know, I've seen things that no kid should ever see between their parents.

Speaker: There was more times that I can count that I wondered where my next meal would come from or if I would eat again. I grew up in a rough neighborhood. I got bullied for being a fat kid. It wasn't until I was 12 that I realized that I'm the biggest fucking kid in the goddamn neighborhood and I'm stronger than everybody. And it doesn't matter if there's four of you or if there's one of you or whatever that I can fight back.

Speaker: My life since then has been very destructive, you know, but I am who I am. If you don't, you know, as I say, the whole being like, like me, Jeff, again, Jeff came from a perfectly normal fucking leave it to be for fucking family. Oh, my God. You know, looking back, I fucking I was fucking the beef dude. Yeah. I mean,

Speaker: I never went without a meal. I, I've never, I, you know, I've never had my power turned off. Uh, as a kid, I had my power turned off. You know, my, my, my mom had her power turned off. We had the heat turned off. I moved in with my dad when I was 12. The reason I had to move in with my dad because of a,

Speaker: I've discussed it on, on, on these shows, uh, a very terrible incidents and I had to move in with my dad and, you know, there was not necessarily a lot of physical abuse. I was a little bit here and there, but it was more mental abuse and, and, and, and whatnot. And, and just being broke down and wore down and told on a daily basis my entire life that I was not shit. I would never amount to shit where Jeff polar opposite.

Speaker: I wouldn't say polar opposite. I mean, you also had a family behind you. I quoted you and pushed you where where I didn't. I mean, even my grandmother, my grandmother told me, even into my adult age, that she hated me and that I wasn't shit. And the one reason that I associated myself with this woman, because my grandfather was so close, my grandfather's were my father figures growing up. But it's like the. And I lost both of them. And then it was just like, well, fuck, you know, at the end of the day.

Speaker: all through, all through grade school and, and most of high school, I was that guy. I had to be like, I wasn't likely people. It seriously, you really were dude. You really were. And it was like, it was so weird because when I first, I don't need to hold on one real quick little timeout. Like you said, I don't need to be light. I always, I'll always be real and, and honest and authentically myself. Uh, some people will like me and some people won't.

Speaker: But these people probably watch the bullies at school. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Quiet in case they got picked on too. I was never that person. I'm always, yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah. And that was something that I, when, when Jeff and I first become friends, it was like, kind of drove me crazy about him to a certain degree. You know what, believe it or not, believe it or not, you were my main influence of like,

Speaker: Wait a minute. I don't have to have everybody like me. And I give you credit for that because, because you were like, what are you fucking doing? That guy's a fucking douche. I was like, well, he's fucking got a point. But, but also with that same mentality, there's no person on the planet that I could not hang out with. And hang out with anybody and everybody. Yeah. You know, but if I find, if I realized this person's a fucking shit,

Speaker: Douchebag I'm like, yeah, well I'm out dude Literally hang out with anybody and everybody but the moment you show your true colors I'm done. I'm out the door and Jeff That means a lot you say Because because the one I I believe it was in class one day you you pulled me aside and you said dude What the fuck are you doing? You know, it doesn't matter if he doesn't like you and I was like he's got a fucking point

Speaker: I think you remember that. I remember everything, man. I'm like a fucking goddamn elephant. But it's like if you remember correctly, I wasn't friends with everybody in our class. I mean, I mean, there was I you know, we we used to do this. This is such a this is such a male, egotistical thing to do. But I know, right. We used to do body to body matches. And I never did it. I never did it because I was out. We also used to trade punches.

Speaker: Yeah, I never knew it was the first one to jump in and call people out because I was calling the motherfuckers out that I did not like. And it got to a point where I don't know if they ever realized that I didn't like them or what it was, but it got to a point where they would not do it no more. If I was, if I was stepping up because

Speaker: That's what I was taught. It's what I knew. Violence. My entire life. It's what I knew. And to a certain degree, I'm still that same person. But also to a more importantly, I try not to be that violent guy unless I'm pushed to it. And I really have to be pushed to it anymore. But that was how I got my point across with people.

Speaker: And, and we did that, we would do that in class. And it was, you know, a lot of the guys, it was friendly competition, but for me, it was, no, I'm calling these sons of bitches out that I don't like. And they knew I didn't like them. If I don't like you, you're going to know I don't like you. Well, it's like, like, I, I remember vaguely, uh, the one, one weekend I literally sat around and I made myself business cards. Cause I had a small car cleaning business.

Speaker: And somebody in our class found them and we're making fun of me. And it seriously pissed me off. Like I was hopping mad and you, it was right when you pulled me aside and was like, you know, these fuckers don't matter. I was like, he's got a fucking point. When I was at East Knox, these are the same assholes. We're, we're in our forties now. These are the same assholes that go to the same bar every weekend. Still, they're not shit.

Speaker: They're, they're, they've never left their, they never left their hometown. They're a fourth generation. They never left their hometown. They make maybe 30 grand a year. They, they, they, they have grandpa's property left to them.

Speaker: And they don't fucking matter. And that's what I say, like, with these people. And I totally understand the people that stay quiet. And I was never one like you said, I was never one to stay quiet. If I shouldn't somebody getting bullied, I was the biggest voice in the fucking room. It didn't matter if I was outnumbered or not, because I don't give a fuck what people think about me at the end of the day.

Speaker: When I used to ride the bus when I was first going to the first time because I'll be honest with you guys, I lost my license. Uh, when I was my, my, our junior year and I had to ride a bus and the bus that picked us up from the high school also picked up the Catholic school kids and also picked up the special needs kids. And cause the Catholic school was in, in Mount Vernon and the special needs kids was schools in Mount Vernon. And.

Speaker: And there was a few kids on the bus that was making fun of a kid because he was, he had special needs. Great kid, by the way, great kid, awesome, awesome brother and sister. I was friends with both his brother and sister, great mom and dad. His mom and dad were freaking awesome. They were my biggest fans in football.

Speaker: These other assholes that went to the college, the Catholic school were making fun of him and bullying him and picking on him. And, and, you know, after a couple of days, I was like, and I had said, it wasn't like I sat back and was quiet from jump street from jump street. I was like, y 'all need to chill the fuck out. After a couple of days, I was like, fuck it. I had my seat in the back. I moved up to the front where the special kids sat and I sat with him. And I told one of them, I said, next time you guys fuck with them, you're fucking with me.

Speaker: They didn't believe me. Well, next day coming home, we dropped us off at the high school to get on our buses to go home. I don't want to reach around and snatch one of the kids up and he swung at me. And when he swung at me, I hit him dead ass in his fucking throat. And we went off the bus. We went off the bus and I was whooping his ass. Bus driver, other students on the bus, principal at my school, all seeing what happened.

Speaker: His parents were fighting mad. I told his dad, I said, I'll fucking fight you because you raised this piece of shit.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, like that's just not who I am. I don't like bullies. I was bullied when I was younger I don't like bullies. I don't like people who bully other people. I'm going now You little bitch I Don't I don't like that shit and and you know, oh Glick all nonsense going on since I know some of you assholes are watching this and some of you assholes watch this replay I'm not a bully. I Didn't start to shit. I didn't start the drama Y 'all did

Speaker: and you keep starting, you keep writing your own little fucking narrative to make yourselves feel better about who you are. Well, and that's, that's another thing. Because I stood up for somebody and that somebody I stood up for, I should have never stood up for because it bit me in the fucking ass. But it's like, it's, it's you.

Speaker: You are one of the most loyal people I've ever met. So so like if you're friends with somebody, if you can say if you say I'm like, for instance, you say I'm friends with Jeff, that gives you the right to pick on me as all you want. But when somebody else does it, you will I've seen you do this. You got this or you want me to take care of it? Because like when we had that one guy on here that pissed me off.

Speaker: And I said, listen motherfucker, I make enough money. I will fly all the way there just to whoop you. I got enough money to do it. I did it for Tony with the whole basket. Yeah, that's fine. But it comes down to I'm, I've never been a bully. Obviously I don't have the stature, but I'm also, I'm, I will of course stick up for other people, but

Speaker: Um, if somebody's picking on me, I won't say anything. I'll just let it go. Let it go. But once they cross that line, that's when, when I start doing something that they're going to regret. I mean, Chris has seen me chase somebody with a center block. That still cracks me up.

Speaker: But it's it, you know, I think somebody else I swung a hammer at. I don't know what he's doing. I'm trying to hear what he's doing. I assumed he was. Where'd he go? What is that?

Speaker: Oh, yeah. You know, this falls right into what we're talking about. This is a message to all the haters out there. If you don't like what I do, but you watch everything I'm doing, you're still a fan. Yeah, that's right. Hi, lurker. Oh. Well, I'm glad. I've run out of I'm thirsty and I

Speaker: I'm pissed, you know? Right? I know, right? I'm going to repeatedly stick up for that person too, Chris, but he doesn't have to put it, have my back in here. Well, see, that's the problem. If somebody doesn't have your back and I know who you're talking about, but if somebody doesn't have your back, that one of two things has happened. And this is my opinion. I'm no expert.

Speaker: But as somebody that's been the smallest version of the movie always what is your opinion? No, no. Well, uh, leggy's glass comment Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah leggy. Oh, no. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: if somebody like, if, if we have 50 people in a room, me and Chris are there and somebody's picking on me and Chris doesn't say anything to that person, then Chris is not my friend. That that's, you know, whether it's good or bad for him, either way, if someone's your friend or cares about you, like they say they do and they don't stick up and got your back, it's, and I, I'm not naming names,

Speaker: but it's time to cut it loose because you know, it's, it's that old, it's that old theory. I don't want to be a caught in a foxhole with that person. Well, what it, what it boils down to is. And both of y 'all we've, we've all been there. So what it comes down to is I don't care what you do.

Speaker: in a room full of people when I'm not there or when I'm there. Right. What, what matters is what you do in a room full of people that don't like me when I'm not there. Exactly. Because I've been in rooms. I've been in places. I've been in, I've been in classrooms. You know how much shit I caught for being his motherfuckers friend in high school. I don't know what you're talking about. I was beloved.

Speaker: Okay, you were something like you know how much shit happened students alike You know how much shit I caught in high school for being this fucking asshole's best friend And I said the same thing every time I'll take all of you in a street fight any day of the week

Speaker: I don't give a damn how big and bad he is. If he can, if he can fight or not, I will take this motherfucker in a fight with a hundred motherfuckers over any of you. Any one of them guys that gave me shit for being friends with him, the guys who didn't give me shit, I'm still friends with to this day. Andy Nelson, Benny, Brad, Matt. List is not very long and the list doesn't include some of the people that you went to high school with.

Speaker: Oh, I know that. Actually, let me rephrase that. This does not include anybody that was in our class that you went to high school with. I know that. Because most of the guys I went to high school, yeah. Big Bob? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know. You're more worried about what you're going to do in a room full of people who don't like me when I'm not around than what you're going to do in a room full of people that do like me when I am around.

Speaker: Well, and that's that's that's not a major issue. Yeah, agreed. And that's that's that's I'm sorry for both of you. Huge red flag. Yeah, but here's something that there's here's something that lady and I have learned about each other as as as we've been chitchatting. We're basically the same fucking person. She's just got your ass in me. And she's very, very, very, very, very more white than you.

Speaker: Uh, but you know, uh, it's not even, it's not even action. If somebody is like, like if somebody called me tomorrow, it says, Hey, Chris was talking shit about you. My first phone calls Chris was like, Hey, some asshole said he was talking. He was talking shit about me. Chris. I know Chris is going to be like, Oh yeah. I was picking on you. You know, I was sitting on the show. Go watch the replay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Fair enough.

Speaker: I said it on Monday when you weren't there and I was picking on you. Go ahead and watch the replay. Yeah, exactly. And I'm like, okay, I get it. But if somebody called me and said, you know, Chris and I were talking the other day by ourselves, not live, and he was talking shit about you.

Speaker: It's scary dude, it's it's hard to tell which one's prettier She's got she's got a little edge to her dude, she's got boobs Like it's like have you seen have you seen the new thing celebrities are buying and

Speaker: They're they're fake glasses, but they got infrared lights in them. So when your camera takes picture, it blacks up, it whites out their face. Oh, it's like that. When I look at her, you know, and that's the thing, I mean, and that goes back to what I said earlier in the show. You know, there was an issue here in the house. Didn't involve me. Sorry.

Speaker: Yes. I'm just saying. I'm saying I wouldn't kick either one of you out of bed. I'm just saying. I'm not a piece of meat. I'm not a piece of meat. As I told Nikki, I'm not a piece of meat. She's like, yeah, you are. I'm like, you know. Max.

Speaker: But it's, it's one of those things. It's like, you're affiliated with us now.

Speaker: You get to take Tony's spot outside the gates of heaven. She's probably, she's way cooler than Tony anyway. She'll at least drink beer with us. And she'll snoot me cigarettes. There's some asshole in line gets out of line. It gets a little testy at least.

Speaker: What? She's got cigarettes stuffed in her bra so she can keep me in cigarettes for life, baby. Boy, what the fuck is your problem, cunt? You knob end? She just screams out of nowhere. You had to laugh! But it's like, you and I have been friends long enough that when you say something that is, quote unquote, hurtful, where other people would say it's hurtful,

Speaker: like my wife said the other day, she says, did he just say whatever about you? And I was like, yeah, are you sure though? I know he put a beard on you. Yeah. But that's the only thing like, when it comes to you and I, and this is such a terrible thing, like, this is such a such a terrible, you know, comparison, because

Speaker: Again, 25 years, like dude, we're literally not even 20. We were like 15, 16. Yeah. We're going on. We're going on over 25 years of a friendship.

Speaker: If it's that serious, I haven't liked you since the day I fucking met you. I just realized by now, at this point, I'm just fucking stuck with you. Right, exactly. And but it comes down to with my wife and her family, it comes down to it's a lost in translation moment. Yeah, because

Speaker: uh you know it's it's a cultural thing you know here guys do that here but they you know it no not just not just the fact that they're Mormon but it comes down to it it's it's more common for guys to do it down here but they don't do it in the in the

Speaker: the depth that we do. Yeah. Like we really go after. So we go. You know, and this is the great thing about our friendship when there has been a real problem. It's been brought up in the squad right away. We don't do it on the show. Right. Exactly. We know it's a quick message. Hey, dude, that was our one. OK, my bad. Yeah. And I've actually been on the show and Jeff was like, hey, dude, and I made a comment and Jeff's like, hey, man,

Speaker: Or if there's been an actual problem or a situation We'll call each other and we'll spend four hours on the fucking phone talking to each other Because that's who our wives and girlfriends dismay That's what two straight dudes do they video chat each other for four hours You know that that is one thing about

Speaker: That's the one thing that I do cherish about our friendship. There's a new sound on TikTok that I saved, and it says, you don't have friends unless you can call somebody at 3 a .m. and know they're gonna answer. And I know for a dead -ass fact that 3 o 'clock in the morning, if I call Chris, I'm like, dude, I'm in trouble. I'm on my way. I don't know how I'm gonna get there, but I'll figure it out.

Speaker: You know, it's not even a matter of being in trouble, but there's been times where just been going through it and he's home and I've been asleep. I promise you, I've been dead ass to the world. And and for whatever reason, I hear my phone vibrate and I might not catch it in time, but I call him right back. Yeah, because this is just me and this is my nature and this is how I was brought up. I'm going through some shit. I'm going through it and I'm drinking.

Speaker: And it's two, three, four in the morning. And this goofy bastard rolls up to go take a piss or something like that. And he sees me on TikTok. I approached some TikTok videos and he's fucking calling me. Hey, what are you doing? Go to bed. What the fuck's going on? Yeah, I don't want to talk about it. Well, too bad. I'm awake. Well, too late. You woke me up because I'm scrolling TikTok and your fat ass is on the fucking screen. Now we're going to talk.

Speaker: Almost all my friends are man. I want the same wavelength, too You need to be able to be playful rib each other and be able to yeah exactly right but but once again It's a cultural thing. It's it's not as common Down here to rib somebody like we do You know like like, you know, even when we're picking on Helen, you know, we bucket on Helen because she's just so white she's clear um And or or I pick on you because you you're harry liza sasquatch

Speaker: That's that's us living where where advice. Well, like, like the whole the good game thing. Yeah. You know, a good game does not fly down here. Nobody gets it because it's not. Have you tried it? No, because I like to keep my fingers. I like my face where it is. But it's like, well,

Speaker: Like I said, now, if I was if I was dating or married to a chick from the States, I could totally pull that off 100 percent. I mean, the same thing with like, you know, the way that I teach Nikki about not being. A piece of meat that she can just oval, right? Like. I feel like if you did that with your wife. That would be that would be that would fly because I do it all the time.

Speaker: Oh, okay. Well, I didn't know that would be like a lost in translation thing. No, no, because shower and she'll be back here reading her 900th book on her Kindle. Cause she's a fucking nerd. Yeah. And I'll get out of the shower and I'll come out with a towel on it. And usually like all of the bathroom door and I got the tower up around me, but then I'm like, then I take the towel off and I'm driving and she'll put her kind of down and be like, no, mine, mine happens when I'm fixing stuff around the house.

Speaker: like I was hanging up another shelf the other day and because I have this weird thing about putting up shelves but I was putting up a shelf and and I and something fell and I caught it and it wasn't it wasn't necessarily light and she was like that's a man and I was like I'm not a piece of fucking meat

Speaker: And she's like, what? I was like, I'm not just a piece of meat. I have feelings, too. And she laughed her ass off because she knew I was kidding. So it's not like, you know, jokes like that. And I understand that my house for Nikki, I'm just eye candy. Yeah. Is that right, baby? Just agree. Just agree. She said he's just eye candy.

Speaker: She's like, if you've never spoke, I feel like, I feel like one day the conversation is going to come up and she's going to tell me if you never talk again. When the kids are grown, if you just walk around naked and never speak. Perfect. Yeah.

Speaker: The wrinkly ass behind the old balls. She said, OK. Mind you, mind you, sick as fuck right now. That was the most excited I've heard her in like the last four days. There you go. Just stay naked and walk around. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to apologize for the nonsense. I would like to say you're welcome to a certain aspect of the

Speaker: in about nine years, I will be doing the show naked. Yeah. Hey, I'm more on the beach. You're going to be what's his name? The the famous football player that was in that failure launch movie. Oh, Terry Bradshaw. This is my naked room. This is my naked room. Is that true, baby? I'm going to be Terry Bradshaw and failure to launch.

Speaker: This is my naked room. She's just laughing out there. This is my naked room.

Speaker: I fucking love Terry Brent on the movie. Oh, she said she said not the room. It's a whole house. This is my naked house. This is my naked podcast. You know, you can technically, you know, we've done a shirtless episode. So you know, so technically you could just say you're shirtless and be naked. Well, you'd have to turn your camera off to go piss. Yeah.

Speaker: I'll be right back. I have to go to the bathroom. Yeah. You don't need to see that, children. But, you know, it's the the things the things that she gets. The jokes that those exactly.

Speaker: That's a guy with the old balls but it's like the inside jokes like the good game and the and the I'm not neat you know

Speaker: Uh, my other one is I'm not a light switch. You gotta try to turn me on, honey. I'm not just a switch. She takes off her shirt and I'm like, lights on. Let's go. Oh, trust me. Are you breathing? I'm turned on. Yeah. Well, and that's the joke I have too. I'm like, she's like, she's like,

Speaker: You want to do something? I'm like, I'm not a light switch. Wait, you're topless. I'm, I'm, I changed my mind. I'm definitely a light switch, but it's like, well, okay. So I didn't get in trouble. So I gotta, so Jeff, you won't do the good game. Uh -huh. I did get in trouble a while back or shit. What the hell did I do?

Speaker: Well, uh, like kind of like a no -no square thing. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did get in trouble for that. And I was just joking. I was, yeah, because it becomes mildly offensive. But it's like, it jokes like that. Didn't give consent.

Speaker: Oh, I was just playing, but I didn't get into a little bit of. What's that? Oh yeah, my body, my choice. Oh, out. I did get in trouble for that, but it was honestly just 100 % a joke because obviously she knows. It's there for you to play with. Let's be honest.

Speaker: either you're playing with it or I'm playing with it. We're the only two people playing with it tonight. I'm just saying, you know? But it's like, somebody's going to play with it. It might be you. It might be me. Even the light switch joke, the first time I said it, she was like, I don't get it.

Speaker: because it's a cultural thing. You know, it's not a common phrase. So once it's explained, it becomes a inside joke where we can literally be at a party with 50 people. I learned my lesson, but it's like, you know, the good game thing, just pulling it out of nowhere. And I've also been told, don't ever fucking do it because you will lose a hand on me at one point in time.

Speaker: Well, like I said, I brought it up. I brought it up in conversation. I was like, would you be upset if I did the good game thing? And I explained what it was. And she was like, I'll fucking break your arm. I was like, good to know. I think you did say that. I felt a little bit. I felt like a real champ. Oh, and I am the champ. But right back at you. You know, it's it's like if I did the good game without explaining to her.

Speaker: and didn't say it came from you because everything you suggest, he's like, don't you ever fucking think about it. And I quote that fat hairy motherfucker came up with that. No. And I have to remind her,

Speaker: because of that fat hairy motherfucker you have me because he kicked me away listen here whore hey and i emphasize on the whore but if i would have just done we we don't even ever really talk to each other we still bust each other's balls

Speaker: Exactly. Well, she's not in here. Yeah. Maybe she does think I'm a fat hairy motherfucker, but yeah, whatever the case, maybe we, we still talk. She actually, uh, I was talking to her about somebody. I was talking to somebody on Facebook messenger that, that is one of my brokers. And because the main place I easily quickly can contact her is on Facebook marketplace.

Speaker: I was like, Hey, Angel, can you do, can you contact, you know, this owner? I need this done. And she's like, who's that cunt? And I was like, what? She's like, who's that bitch? I'm like, will you relax? She's like, who is it? I was like, read the messages. It's work stuff. She's like, on Facebook messenger, you have, what's up. You have a phone, you have texts, all this stuff. Why you contact her on Facebook messenger? Cause she's always on Facebook. And

Speaker: She went when I bring up somebody like Angel, one of my brokers, she's like, who's that bitch? That's that's the word for that. She's officially bitch. And you are that bearded motherfucker. Nikki is that that bearded motherfuckers. But it's like,

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Speaker: gave us a shout out of, you know, appreciation. I said, you know, Helen came on the show tonight and she gave us a big, you know, pat on the back for being there and being a safe place for her. And I showed her the comment. She's like, who's that chick? And I was like a fan of the show. She's also got her own show.

Speaker: And she's like, what are you going to hook up with her? I'm like, uh, a little bit harder to do concerning shoes in Scotland. And she's really far away. And unless we forget the only time I talked to her is on the show. But it's, it's when, when it comes to those inside jokes of good game or, or.

Speaker: whatever it may be if I say oh I did I didn't want to say that out loud but I did and she she had a comment she's like what what would happen if you ended up dating her instead of him I said that would be funny but not gonna happen because

Speaker: Helen's a friend. It's not going to happen. Plus, it would look funny because I'm 5 '3 and she's 6 '6". I said, I am going to ride her back like Yoda, but that's just because it's going to be funny. But, uh. Have you been? Have I? I'm just, I just, I'm flirtatious.

Speaker: What's that? She does take you to bed quite a bit. Yeah, she does. Rumors. I did tell the wife, I said, well, she takes me to bed all the time. She's like, excuse me. And then I explained what it was. I said, apparently I'm in Helen's bed more often than not. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? How is that possible when you're sitting in your office? I said, well,

Speaker: The time zone is like four o 'clock in the morning there. She goes to bed. She just takes her phone with her. She's like, you guys are retarded. I'm like, yes, this is facts. You said you're retarded, not you guys. Let's be honest. No, she said you guys are retarded. Who knows Angel? Angel is one of my brokers. I was at the pregnant one that has diabetes and a brain tumor. I don't know.

Speaker: has the brain tumor never mind it's not a tumor I am the tumor but jokes like those have to be spontaneous and sometimes explained before they become funny and repetitive

Speaker: Yeah, well no what was it? Oh my god. I can't remember what it was the other day I said something and I started laughing my ass off at my own joke and She just looked at me. It's like I don't get it So I literally had to explain it like that was Stephen Jarvis Yeah, I have to do it a lot like I'll think of something and I'll say something and I laugh Okay, Nikki looks at me like I'm an idiot and I had to realize yeah, I'm an idiot. Never mind. It's not that funny

Speaker: I mean, you are kind of a stalker, I'm just saying. And it's not only that, it's literally the fact that you have, boom. Oh, I constantly laugh at my own jokes. I do dad jokes to the kids daily, all day.

Speaker: My favorite is I would punch you in the dick. Oh, I get my daughter, my daughter, who's eight. I get her every single day. What's that on your shirt? Uh -huh. You know, hit her in the nose. She falls for every time. You should probably stop because she's eight and she's bigger than you. Pretty much. Eventually, she's going to joke slam you on those concrete stairs that you have in your house. Dude, those concrete stairs are dangerous as fuck, dude.

Speaker: I will never go up those stairs. How how funny is that? Dude, I lost my shit. Me, me, me as you know, I won't say I'm a raging alcoholic anymore, but me as a guy who enjoys his alcoholic beverages, I would look at those stairs and go.

Speaker: They're actually called which stairs Yeah, so anybody looking look up which stairs they are uneven single steps. So so that is a real thing Yeah, which stairs are a real thing And I believe they started over there and and the English England whatnot when people thought which is real and

Speaker: And they couldn't walk up those stairs because of the way they were made. So that's a real thing. And if you find some older houses over in the England area or in some houses in the States,

Speaker: Some of the older houses in the States actually have those kind of like down in Charleston. There's a lot of houses down in Charleston because, um, they had the Gucci, which was like a voodoo, who do combination. I've said, uh, they would paint their doors, hate blue.

Speaker: Now hate was said to confuse the spirits and the spirits could not enter your house. If your, if your front door was that color. So there's a, there's a lot of older houses down there. If you look at them on the market, their front door is that hate blue. Huh? I did not know that. Um, a paranormal guy in the building. How are you doing? There you go. But it's like, uh, it's what I know.

Speaker: I forgot what I was going to say, but those two guys. I don't know if it was thousands, but there was a lot. Well, actually, I think it was. Actually. I think it was like there was I can't remember the number, but it was a couple of few hundred during the Salem witch trials.

Speaker: here in the States. But yeah, that's why those witch stairs were made because witches couldn't run up those stairs or could not walk up those stairs. And after a couple of beers, you can't either. Challenge accepted.

Speaker: Find me the next morning fucking broken arm fucking all Once they were the ones they were talking about though. Did you see the ones on the with the carpet? The carpet was lined but it was like mismatched aligned Like it was it was trippy to look at yeah Can deluxe custom mix that shade down the local? Yeah, actually. Yeah, you can actually go you can actually go to

Speaker: Home Depot or Lowe's or Sherwin Williams here in the States and and you can actually get hate blue. It's spelled H a int hate blue In the south that was that was Pretty custom, so huh serious Bubble but during the Salem witch trials

Speaker: Uh, you want to take a guess on how many women were innocent women were women, men, and children were killed. Salem, which Charles, I don't know, like 476 25. Oh, you have to, you have to realize, you have to realize that the Salem rich, which, which trials were brought on by superstitions and stuff like that from England.

Speaker: Right. What is 1693? Yes. 25 people died. 19 were hung. One was tortured to death and at least five in jail due to harsh conditions. There was actually a book that I believe came from a sheriff or a mayor or king or something like that in the UK.

Speaker: And this book was actually based on this, they use this book as a standard for the Salem witch trials. She's not wrong. She's not wrong. There was a lot of innocent

Speaker: Okay, so during the great age of witch hunt from 1400 to 1775, religious upheaval and warfare, political tension, economic dissolution led to waves of persecution and scapegoating in Europe and its colonies. Roughly 100 ,000 people were tried for witchcraft and 50 ,000 were executed. Yeah. That's a lot.

Speaker: though it was it was crazy and and there was I don't know I can't remember somebody that was high up in the rankings wrote a book on how to and that's what the you know the during the Salem witch trials that's how they base their uh trials and it's a peabody

Speaker: Uh, he, he wrote a series of essays that got turned into a book and that's where they would use to test. It was like, yeah, it was, it was like a, a, a, a guidebook, so to speak on how to test and, um, well,

Speaker: It wasn't just women. This is men, women, and children. And as we all learn from Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, if she floats, she's not a witch. I know that's terrible bad, but I love Monty Python and Search for the Holy Grail. That shit cracks me up. But yeah, I mean, can we bring back that and just make it for the world

Speaker: I'm sorry. I said. Yeah. Where were the Salem witch trials held? In the town square. No, what state was Oregon, wasn't it? Not even remotely fucking close, wasn't it? I thought it was Oregon on the coast, Jeff. The east. Oh, yeah, Massachusetts.

Speaker: He's an organ. No, that's really giant slim dummy Maybe the Giants are with Yeah, was it was it held at Hogwarts Yeah over there and yeah over there in the UK 100 % true

Speaker: I know these things. I'm not stupid. This is my world. This is my world. It was mostly women. This is true. You had a mole on your face. You technically could have been charged as a witch. And this is very true because of superstitions and stuff like that. The quote unquote men who were witches, better known as warlocks, were the most powerful.

Speaker: Well, and the other thing is because as like he says here, because they were involved in medicine, the church back then was weird. I mean, that's your doctor. That's you know, if you're sick, it's because you fucked up and God's punishing you. But you but you have to you also you have to also remember that.

Speaker: in the 1400s, early 1500s, 1600, 1700s, 1800s, even in the early 1900s in the States, you have to understand, women's place were no better than a slave. Agreed. At the end of the day. So, you know, if a male was accused of

Speaker: being a witch, aka a warlock, you know, they not only were they feared more, but, you know, if you're going to accuse me as a warlock and I say, Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I'm no warlock. But well, three brads are witches. So traditionally word over there's traditionally someone was called a witch.

Speaker: whether you know the medicine thing that's true the um but if you were happened to be what's the nicest way to put it a whore you could be considered a witch you were you were you were bewitching someone

Speaker: to fall in love with you, which is I see as the world's greatest cop out for dudes that cheated on their wives, really. And a lot of times in that situation, that's exactly what it was. Yeah, that's what it was. Yeah. It was it was like, well, she fucking it was it was something you won't do. I'm just saying. Yeah.

Speaker: It was yeah, no 100%. It was unfaithful men who got caught or ran the risk of getting caught because you know, these are like, oh, I'm going to leave my wife and I'm going to give you everything that I, you know, everything that she has and blah, blah, blah. And then they were at risk of getting caught. So they wouldn't make the accusations of she's in order. Courts relied on three key evidence to consider someone a witch.

Speaker: If they confessed a testimonial by two eyewitnesses, which means technically Chris and I could say Leggy's a witch, and spirit spectral evidence. You'd be fucked. Yeah, you'd be screwed. Not because of Jeff, but because

Speaker: You're you were called a stalker. That's witchcraft right there. I'm just saying I'm Canadian bitch and some bougie ghetto bitch and think she's an actress and you know and various other fake people couple. Yeah. That's why I'm saying can we bring back the witch trials and just make it the woke trials? You know, I'm just saying fucking woke people on fire. Can we do like

Speaker: hunting you know hunting party sir can we just say assholes on fire because even better he's like we could just let's be honest the the problem with the planet today is not just the woke it's well they they took away Darwinism is the problem by putting late no i have i have proof and to grab anything grab anything

Speaker: sitting on you and find the warning label. Actually, Darwinism is more alive than it has ever been alive because of the warning labels. No, here's the problem. Look at your fucking fan belt. It literally says make sure you stop the motor first. Yes, that's Darwinism as its finest. Darwinism will turn off the motor and put on his fucking fan belt as an idiot.

Speaker: And all we have to do is put the warning labels and car stuff and these dummies can't read it. Well, this is true. Or, you know, once again, as we've discussed before, the best security for your car is to buy a manual. And it comes down a little bit alone. Well, that's why I said not necessarily the wheelchair, but how about we just go back to burning

Speaker: The fakes and the assholes and these goofy ass sons of bitches who start shit for no fucking reason. You're a rule. You're a rule, but you don't start shit for no fucking reason. If you say anything remotely racist in any aspect of whether if you're a person of color or a white person and you're saying something is bad because it's the opposite of you, yeah, you should be burned.

Speaker: You're woke, but you're, you're not so woke that you're not open to conversation. Right. And that's, that's what we can go back to burning people at the state. I'm actually going to go ahead and download Cantina again. So I can start burning.

Speaker: make that list. I know at least one of y 'all are watching this and I know at least one of y 'all may or may not be playing this in one of your goofy ass rooms or you're going to play in one of your goofy ass rooms. Don't edit this. Do not edit this. Do not chop. Let me put it out there. 100 % unedited, unadulterated and raw fake ass motherfuckers who look for a reason to be a victim and look for a reason to hate somebody when in all honesty,

Speaker: You would ride their dick. It wasn't for you and your goofy friends. You should absolutely 100 % be burned at the stake or have a bunch of stone on you and squished to death, or I don't know, be thrown in a basket full of rocks and thrown in a river. Don't edit that. Don't doctor that. And don't, don't, don't church it up. It is what it is. I said what I said. Yeah, but it comes down to one simple fact. If you're a douchebag to more than one person a week.

Speaker: And that person is not an asshole. Then you're, you're, you should be burned at the stake. And at the end of the day, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, three days from now, it's an open door challenge. You don't like what I just said? Come on up. Probably one of the most fakes people.

Speaker: I've ever come in contact with would say, bring your ass. A window of opportunity. Shots fired. Shots fired. And that's the problem. If you have a problem with me, that's good for you.

Speaker: You know, if, if I have a problem with you, I'm going to say it. If you have a problem and you're not, and you're not an adult enough, and I won't say man enough adult enough to come to me and say, Hey, I have a problem with you. I have a problem with what you said.

Speaker: Then you are you should be burned at the stake period or or or if you have a conversation with somebody because of a situation and You feel like everything's cool and everything's fine because they're like, hey, you know what? It is what it is was a misunderstanding and then the very next day They're fucking talking shit on one of your posts on social media because they're cowardice motherfucker and they hang out and they're fucking let's be honest, dude Let's be honest with it. You're a modern -day fucking slave. You work on a fucking

Speaker: farm And you live in a shack And then you go on and talk shit and you bring all your cronies on who don't mean shit to anybody Let's be honest. They're not cronies. They're yes men They're just fucking there. It's an echo chamber. That's that's the biggest problem with the internet and the world in general Everything's an echo chamber

Speaker: It's that what's what's what's that that old cartoon the the the animal that's always like yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep that's what it is well it's kind of like it's from finding Nemo there you go yeah mine mine mine mine mine mine it comes down to it's it's that whole social experiment thing if you get

Speaker: In front of these people and say look i'll give you a million dollars if you can answer the question. What is two plus two? You know and yeah and and After about the fourth or fifth person. Everybody else is going to say oh, it's five or it's it's green, you know why because They have something to gain or or they and not even in not even monetarily You're going to be shunned from the the public eye. You will be canceled

Speaker: If you don't answer this question correctly, what are you and your fucking six friends gaining? You, you goofy bastards at the end of the day and in our particular, and, and, and, and, and one second to your comment. I don't think you're woke. I don't think you're any more woke than I'm more. And then I'm right. Right wing extremists. You and I hang out on the middle of the fence. You and I hang out on the middle of fence drinking. I'm very right. You are very right. I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about, uh, yeah, no, I know. Yeah.

Speaker: You know her and I hang out in the middle of the fence hanging out just having a good time and whatnot But at the end of the day Because you and like ten other people Boycott you're not do that boycotting anything because at the end of the day you're two chicken shit So actually outside of your group

Speaker: Bring up our name. Well, no. And once again, if you're not adult enough, you come and have a, a, a adult conversation on what, what your quote unquote problem with us is. I'm speaking on a personal note right now because

Speaker: You're just still hanging out in the same group of fucking losers. And, and I love Jeeves to death. And, and, and, and Jeeves is more than confirmed exactly everything that I've been saying since jump street, since Habs.

Speaker: You guys had an imaginary boycott. It's like Tony's fantasy football league. It's it's a fantasy. It's for guys. He's the wise. He's the losers. It doesn't matter. It doesn't doesn't register on the element because 18 ,000 people can't be wrong. OK, well, please, please, please, please, please, please, please. What's your number on it?

Speaker: how we compare numbers and any of you guys who podcast or stream please let's compare numbers and and if we are if and and I'll be the first to say this if I'm wrong I'll be the first to admit it and I'm quite often wrong about things why because I know I'm a fucking idiot who cares they watch if I'm wrong my point is this if I'm wrong

Speaker: I'm adult enough to admit, okay, I was wrong. But if you're not adult enough, and let's be honest, it's 2024, you are well over 25 years old. If you can't admit when you're wrong on something, you're still a child. You're still a dumb shit. Yeah. You know, it's not my fault that you have to run back to mommy and suck on her titty. And yes, I put your mommy's

Speaker: name in my mouth. I don't care. I'll put a ditty in my mouth too. My point is who cares? Exactly. It really is. It is. It is an obsession. And it's, you know what, I see it this way, Chris, and this, I just thought of this and this, this is excellent. We, as a show, bring people together.

Speaker: We are the glue that keeps that group together. Hey, let's be honest. They should be fucking kissing our feet on how awesome we are. Let's be honest. Keeping them, keeping them entertained and talking for days. They didn't have us to talk about, they didn't have us to talk about. What would they be asking? They wouldn't have any purpose in life. Between us and the chat, I agree. Who cares?

Speaker: Who cares? I left a long time ago. Yeah. It's fun to make fun of them because. Oh, it's hilarious to make fun of them. What are we going to do? We're going to go back to the little group and cry a little. And I'll say it once, I'll say it a thousand times. Anybody got a problem? Me, I'll put my address right there. I don't care. Make sure you come on down.

Speaker: Make sure you little bitches check under your bed for the boogie click before you go. Betty, bye. Yeah, that's right, baby. You know how I do. And he wants to talk. It's only dusty when it's dry. You spit on us and we all know what the saliva from them is sucking us off.

Speaker: Yeah, this is not dusty at all. I promise you. A little salty, little salty, but like I said, what would you guys do without us? Exactly. That's my point. They lose contact. Yeah, go fight with some dumbass rose as probably gonna either a drink herself to death or eventually throw herself off a building. I don't even know.

Speaker: Yeah, we bring people together. That's what we do here at non -sensical nonsense. Do you want to, you want to be friends and talk about how, how great some asshole is who, uh, you know, is a racist piece of shit who talks about all the disgusting derogatory things that he wants to do or has done to women and, and brags about

Speaker: You know, doing God knows what drugs and hiring prostitutes. Like it's his job. I'm sure his company, you're talking about me. A certain someone would love to have access to this gentleman's social media. I bet you would like million dollar real estate company in New York. I'd wash my mouth. Why was you? Yeah. No, it.

Speaker: I, I, I affirm once again, we keep people together. We are the glue of that group, whether they like to admit it or not. It's facts. Facts is facts. Oh, glad I thought of that. Facts is facts. Math is math. Yeah. Facts don't care about your feelings. What's up, guys? I know you're watching.

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: talking about this.

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: Relaxed by the pillow, sir And your asshole hurt would you tell anybody If I washed my dick really good would you suck it

Speaker: I would not suck your dick if it was dirty. You dirty cocksucker. I would not suck your dick. I feel like a Dr. Seuss character. I do not like it in the bed. I do not like it in the car. I do not like it dirty. I do not like it clean. But I was talking about funny. I would still say no. I was talking to my boss and her husband the other day.

Speaker: And I've been friends with him for like 10, 15 years. He gets on the phone and I'm talking to Vera about work. He's like, Hey, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.

Speaker: I was like, what? He's like, I got a question. I cleaned my dick real good. Would you suck it? And I was like, no, he's like, you dirty cocksucker. I was like, God damn it. He fucking got me. And then I, I stunned him with like jokes on you. I'm into that. That goes back to the, uh,

Speaker: That goes back to the, uh, if you went camping and you woke up in the morning and your asshole was hurting, would you tell anybody? Well, you know, that one time we went camping, I woke up and I said, I had a dream that some chick was jerking me off. The guy on the other side of you said, I had a dream of the same dream. And Chris said, I thought I was skiing.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: You were in the tent with some of the guys and you had a dream that you went skiing. I told you about the time Brian and I were walking down the street, we saw the sheep stuck in the fence. I went, I'm going to get some of that. I went over and I fucked the shit out of the sheep. And Brian's like, I'm next. And he stuck his head in the fence.

Speaker: You saw it coming but it still got you. I don't even come in here and hang out with us no more. He's not allowed.

Speaker: Nobody in that circle comes in hangs out with us no more, man. Yeah, it's no fun. They have no tolerance for fun. Yeah, I wish I could. I wish I could get jumping into the lorian by while a bunch of Libyans were firing assault rifles at you and go back in time and never stick up for Tony.

Speaker: I wish I could, I wish I could have been on that broadcast. I could have been like, like fucking, uh, and be like, yup. Yup. Mm hmm. This is, this is facts. You see all, like I said, facts don't lie. You know,

Speaker: when the U .S.

Speaker: You know, here is there's a thing like, yeah, it's ghetto bougie bitch. Yeah, get it right. Good lord. Yeah, well, she's she's not American. She doesn't get what bougie is. She said she says she says it's it's what's the word? Oh, fuck.

Speaker: Can't remember the name. Can't remember the way that's what it's called. Posh! It's not posh. I gotta get to bed soon. I am fried. I have like four windows open and I don't know why.

Speaker: He went to go get more beer. Not sure. Oh, what a night. It's been a crazy day. So Leggy, I got a little story for you. You'll get a kick out of this. So I was working today and I told Chris the story before the show. Uh, here we get our electric bill once, once every two months. So you pay two months at a time.

Speaker: and we have a in in my the complex I live we have a Community mailbox where all the mail gets thrown in there and every once while you go out there and you sort through it and you find your shit and it's literally just bills like the electric bill and the water bill and and the the property tax bill and which only comes once a year and

Speaker: I'm sitting in the office and I'm working away. It's like 1 o 'clock 1 30. All of a sudden the fucking power goes out and I went oh Did I pay the electric bill? Apparently I did not So I went and paid it and and I was like you guys turn it back on and they're like, yeah in three days So hence why I'm at the mother -in -law's tonight It's one of those things like you can't I've literally

Speaker: Called and spoke to like 15 people and they're like, yeah, no it would be on three days So annoying Such a pain in the fucking ass yeah, it's it was a real whoops moment because There's some sometimes I don't even know the bills there They don't email me even though they have my email. They don't Call or anything like that. The bill shows up and it has a date that

Speaker: the You know, it shows the dates from when to when then it shows Pay by date and then if you don't pay by that date, it shows a date the power we cut off it was today so the power went off and I was like And we have here in Cancun we have a lot of problem with power going out all the time and

Speaker: So I literally started looking around. I was like, whose lights are on? And I was like, wait, why is mine the only one out? So I went to the mailbox and sitting three sheets down on the stack, all 64 bills were sitting there. Mine was the third sheet. And I went, yeah, better go pay that. So sorry.

Speaker: The Wi -Fi the Wi -Fi cuts off on me on the 15th of every single month. So I always know on the 14th. I need to pay it That one I have no problem with the the electric bill and the water belt the water bill I literally refuse to pay it because the city pressure isn't enough to get the water to the top of my house to to a We have a giant It's a 250 gallon

Speaker: I can't wait till you I lost my four years in the mix of my I can't wait till you do your freaking

Speaker: Oh, but we, we literally have to pay once a month for a truck to come out and fills and said water things because the city pressure is not enough to get the water to the top of the house unless I go out and buy a pump. And I haven't gone to buy a pump because I was telling her why, why you were off getting another beer. I was saying, I was explaining what happened to my power. I have another show for you to check out.

Speaker: Oh, do you? Maybe what's it called? Gigolos. Gigolos. It's not what I thought it was. I got sidetracked because Nicky was like, you said that he had a customer who was not sexually harassed. I mean, she was a big girl. Big, big, big girl. I'm a big girl. How big? I mean, I mean, like,

Speaker: I mean, I don't like a big girl too. I mean - When she fit in a bobo, I'm just saying. When she fit in a Honda Civic. You know, the good thing, like the nice thing about big girls, her size, what I like about this particular is confidence. Like, like, like, summaries.

Speaker: Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? She's by far the biggest woman I've ever been with in my life. She was big. Well, it was a good thing. It was a good thing for that diabetes drug that everybody's using to lose weight. Oh, Zen pick because then she lost like, I don't know, like 400 pounds and started fucking her customers.

Speaker: but I mean. Yeah, but it's like. She was still over. She was still over 200. I'm just kidding. She was. She was. She's on that show my six hundred pound life. I'm just saying. Well, I mean, I kicked off because he lost more on her bout. We were together. She definitely weighed more than I did. Yeah. And that's saying a lot, let's be honest.

Speaker: Which which is if somebody's dating me, that's not a big accomplishment. I weigh 150 on a good day I think at the most I've ever weighed was like 175 was my fattest My biggest I've ever been is 320 Was when I was in high school and I was solid because I'm right with time 320 was

Speaker: when my ex -wife and I were together and I was at my lowest mentally and all that stuff. And I hated myself. Yeah. When she met me, I was in good shape. But it's like, I just, throughout our entire relationship, she was definitely bigger than me until she started using

Speaker: Ozimpic or whatever that diabetes medicine is that is now a weight loss. And then once she started dropping all her weight, she decided to start fucking her customers. Well, yeah, that's how it works. But it's like, I don't mind somebody big. I have two caveats to that. They have to have a decent personality. You can't just be a cunt because you're big and you have to carry yourself well.

Speaker: have a good ethical personality, have some confidence, but at the same time, I'm a big dude. I don't, I don't, I mean, like I've been with two small women in my life, in my life, you know, and one was my agreed. And that's about, that's my point, but I know it was her, it was her confidence. Well, it also comes down to one thing. Confidence goes a long way.

Speaker: because i've seen some of the most beautiful women in the world that have a shit personality and have no confidence they're completely unattractive to me i'll be i'll be 100 i'll be 100 honest with you i'm not i'm not trying to shit on her i'm just stating facts confidence and personality and she made pretty face some some some big girls got like a

Speaker: weird big girl face pretty face. But, but, but outside of that, as I, as I got to know her and also, you know, I always seen from here up, you know, the entire, until I met her in person. Um, but it was, it was confidence and personality a hundred percent. And that, that goes a long, that goes a long, long way to find somebody attractive. Like, like I said,

Speaker: My wife is beautiful on the outside and the inside. She's super competent. She's, she's an amazing person. Way smarter than me too, which is the only dumb thing she's ever done was marrying me. What I knew.

Speaker: personality. I know exactly what you're talking about. Have those weird, like, like a fat guy face. You know what I mean? Like a fat guy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, I've seen some, some of the most beautiful women in the world are big girls that have just the perfect face for their size. It's, it's, it's like that. It's, it's, uh, sure.

Speaker: I'm curious. Jeff's wife is not as big as she makes him make, as big as he makes her out to be. She's five, six. She's seven and a half feet tall and she weighs 113 pounds. No. No, she's like a booty. I've got 113 pounds in her hand. My wife has the best ass on the planet.

Speaker: Hey, look, full disclosure. I was never an ass guy until I met Nicki. Yeah. And same way before I met my wife, I was like, the ass is just something she sits on. Right. Now I understand. Now I understand why I met Nicki. I was like, now I understand. I understand what the, uh,

Speaker: Would you ever say to your wife, don't get it twisted. You're not the smartest woman of God. I would love to hear him say that. Well, like I constantly tell her the same thing that the dumbest thing she ever did was marrying me. I know. I tell Nikki all the time. She's blind. Well, that too. I tell my wife, she needs to go get her eyes checked.

Speaker: Because you and I have you Chris and I have the exact same problem. We think very low of ourselves If we really, you know cut the bullshit and like I do not think highly myself at all I'm very self -conscious, but I also don't like it's one of those things like I can't remember who what comedians said it but All men do the same thing. They look in the mirror one day and go I think I got a fucked up nose Yeah, whatever and then go about their day

Speaker: where a woman will focus on it for the rest of her life and go, I hate my nose. Again, like I said, hey, baby. Well, no, but my wife, and I'm being dead honest, my wife is literally so fucking stupid smart, like book smart, street smart, the whole package. This woman knows the law. She literally studied to be a lawyer.

Speaker: And the only reason she didn't finish it up was because she ran out of money. Yeah. Hey baby, are you blind? Should you probably get a refund on your LASIK? Are you sure? Do you think I'm hot? Yeah. You should get a refund. Yeah. I think, I think your sickness is going to your head.

Speaker: But but but that's something that that you and I've always Mentally struggled. I am I do I am my own worst enemy well One thing I can say good about myself is no matter what anybody says about me It's way better than anything I say about myself

Speaker: I have a great personality. I'm funny. I'm cute and small. I'm like Katie Yoda. Well, I mean, you're definitely small. I don't know about the key part. I'm cute and stature, like a gardener. When your friends are trying to hook you up on a blind date, and I'm the blind date, and they're like, he has a great personality. She's like, so he's ugly.

Speaker: Agree. He has a beard. I got a beard. That video you sent me, Jeff? Yeah, that video was looking hilarious.

Speaker: whatever you'd ice cream and it gets into your beard winning a sloppy burger in your beard winning. Well, and that's the, that's the thing that that's the, once again, I say this all the time. My wife is so smart. I think she's a little bit dumb because she hasn't dumped me yet. And I say yet because one day she will wise up. I'm sure. I mean, plus he lets her bang a lot of dudes. Shut up, dude.

Speaker: I gotta go look at the jigglers. I'll be right back As one they do as one does excuse me, I have to go look at jigglers But like like said when it comes to my wife I What she fucking sees in me? I do not know But it comes down to She the only bad thing I say about my wife as a as a person

Speaker: is she is too nice to people. Like this, this woman is like, she'll see a dog on the side of the street. And then three days later, she's crying about fucking dog. And I'm like, it's not our dog. It's, you know, there's 4 ,000 stray dogs in this country. It's not something uncommon, but it will bother her. And it doesn't bother me that she does that. I'm just like, really?

Speaker: I'm over here, you know, I just cut myself, you know, no, nothing. What are you going to do? But I think the dumbest thing my wife ever did, of course, is dating slash marrying me, having kids with me. Now she can't get rid of me. So I chalk that up as a win. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Speaker: I quote unquote have sex a lot of dudes, but he's the one checking out jig lows. Facts be facts. Oh my God. Hurry up. I have to pass dude. He's taking his good old sweet time. And I'm sitting here dancing cause I gotta, I gotta fry chicken like crazy. And I have to get off here soon because everybody in the house has gone to bed.

Speaker: I have to crash here tonight because I don't have power until like Monday or Saturday. I'm not sure yet. I have to actually call tomorrow and find out because my, my wife's stepdad is like, Oh no, it's like 24 hours. I was like, yeah, I don't think so. Cause the last time it was three days. So Oh my God, dude, hurry up.

Speaker: I know, right? It's it's extremely tempting to just get up and just walk away and leave the camera just off because he's opposite or vamping. You would hurry up. I got it. I got a piss like a racehorse. Helen said, I should just teach you a lesson and get up and walk away. Do you see what she's saying? It's like it's weird that I'm the one quote unquote that fucks a bunch of dudes. But you're over there looking at jigalows. So what are you?

Speaker: Nick, you just started watching this new show called Jiggler. I seriously, I'm dancing over here. Nick, you just started watching this. She's only on the second episode, right? And I thought this was going to be like some reality show with Jiggler. No, this is fucking full on porn. Like she called me out there because this woman just got divorced and she paid for four dudes and one of the dudes had a problem with it. And she was actually a good looking woman.

Speaker: I'm like, I mean, a little, a little, a little honey red head. And she wanted all four of these dudes at the same time. I was like, she's only got three holes. And she's like, well, three holes in a hand. And the other dude was all bent out of shape and mad because he, I don't know. Cause he's, he wanted to use his hand. He wanted his grows to use it. I don't know. He's barely a fucking homo.

Speaker: but oh and this chick has literally got dp in one in her mouth and and and then she she's like hey where's the other guy and and and all the dudes are like hey bro get out here and he's like yeah no he's like wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute i think i've been on that channel you're watching fucking poo

Speaker: That's literally just sounds like porn. She's literally watching porn. And when I was out there to get the beer earlier, that was with the big girl. And the guy was like, I just was not attracted to her. I like thighs. And I'm like, yeah, old girls got thighs for days. But I mean, bro, she's confident in shit, man. She had lingerie oil. She was confident as hell.

Speaker: like feeling sexy and shit. She's engaged or her fiance knows. I'm like, bro, she's feeling sexy and shit. She's confident and shit. Get fucking at it. Well, actually, I have she's been, you know, all these, all these chigaloes look like a bunch of fucking homos anyways, that you would see at the blue oyster club from police academy. Nice. Yeah. Like a bunch of fucking homos. Like I'm like, damn,

Speaker: The only place they go is the Blue Oyster Cult Club. Yeah, like I gotta miss Mark Olin. I should be a gigolo. There is. Especially nowadays, because women love big boys with beards. I have a. I should be rich. Ladies wearing it all on my OnlyFans. Yeah, dirty. I'm waiting for somebody to get out of the bathroom, but as soon as they're, as soon as I'm done, I have a story. If you're outside, just fucking take a piss on the side of your computer. Yeah. If only. That you're a dude, you can be willing, bro.

Speaker: That's not my house, dude. I'll be right back. Oh my God. It's not my house. I was at my future in -laws house and I walked out the garage. I didn't even know. I didn't even walk out of the garage. I just opened the door and was taking a piss. And this guy is not my house. What the fuck? As, as, as dad says, we're men. We can piss anywhere. Yeah. God damn right. We can. Cheers to that. Let me hold my beer and a dick in my beer in one hand and my dick in the other hand.

Speaker: Straight up motherfucking porn is what Nicki's watching. Hey, she wasn't Okay, so I have a story for you Don't judge me if I'm selling myself as a sex worker

Speaker: Exactly. Exactly. If you're selling yourself as a sex worker, since when can you choose the clientele? Can't, can't imagine a program about female prostitutes for prison to fuck gross dudes. They deal with it all the time. Agreed. And these dudes all look, dude, first and foremost, all these guys look like fucking twinks. They all look like queer ass twinks. First and eight.

Speaker: I don't, yo, as long as our chalalies don't, don't, don't touch each other's chalalies where we're beating this red head up. Hey, big world, you paying for it? I'm about to rock your shit. All two and a half inches of my little wiener. We're about to, I'm about to rock your shit. I'm gonna rock it. I'm gonna do whatever you want me to do if you paying for it. Exactly.

Speaker: Well, speaking of double standard, she made $1 ,000 per guy. And that one bag took a shower and then hung out on the wall. No fucking way. She paid $7 ,000. Jesus. Money, the per

Speaker: She paid $1 ,000 per guy. And the one dude didn't even participate. Oh, so she got her money back for that asshole. Nice. So the fact you wanted to fuck his little friends, she got his money back for. Well, she wasn't an ugly looking. She wasn't. She was not an ugly woman. Like she didn't have no ass.

Speaker: But I mean, she's still an attractive woman. Again, again, if you're paying $1 ,000 to fuck me, I'm giving you every damn I'm giving you everything I'm giving. I'm on the wall on the bookshelf on the toilet in the shower out the window over the balcony. I don't know. It's only two and a half inches, but you're going to.

Speaker: write a goddamn sex novel about me at the end of the night, if you pay $1 ,000 to have sex with me. Yeah. I, I kind of agree with Leggy here. She's like, you know, a woman can pretty much have sex at the time of month. So the woman is paying for it. You know, well, no, it's double standard thing.

Speaker: Well, the one lady, the redhead who paid for the four guys, she got, she just got divorced and it was a sexual marriage. So she was ready to just fuck. Right. The other lady again. So the other lady, she was a, she was a, she was a big woman. I think, I think.

Speaker: I think Nikki or the guy said she was over 300 pounds. She was still an attract. She was very, she was still a very attractive woman. And she was very confident in her, in her looks, which is beyond, you know, as a guy, I'm going to be out there. I'm going to be 100 % honest. Guys won't say this, but confidence, a woman having confidence goes a long way. Hey, like I said, a beautiful woman with a shit confidence and shit personality.

Speaker: But at the same time, you also have to, it goes, it's a two way street. Guys who are paying for prostitutes, they don't have confidence either. You know, that's why they're paying for prostitutes. And yes, women can get sex literally anytime, like any woman could go to a bar.

Speaker: at any moment in time and get laid if she wants, if she wants to guys, not so much the same time, not so much, not so much the same thing. Well, you got, you got, you got a 50 50 shot. Yeah. I wouldn't even say we have a 50 50 shot depending on the bar, depending on the bar that I've ever been a single guy and not like there's not been a whole lot of times in my life where I've ever been a single dude in a bar.

Speaker: But if a dude goes to a bar and there's 20 women there, there might be one that is willing to. Agreed. Willing to, willing to, to, to, to, to rock it. If one woman goes to a bar and starts putting it out there to 20 dudes, 20 of those dudes are willing to fuck her. Well, I'd say at least 19 because the one guy is at least got his woman in the corner going, no, it's not going to happen.

Speaker: Well, yeah, but her self -esteem. But yeah, I mean, that's a two way street. If you're paying for sex, man or woman, your self -esteem is trash. I mean, at the end of the day, and this goes back and we've had this conversation. There are some serial killers out there that targeted sex workers because

Speaker: They, as, as, as a man, they were not attractive to the, through the opposite sex. So that was the only way they got sex. And their self -esteem was at the bottom of the hole. If you're paying for sex, I deal with that. You know what? I don't, we don't even have this conversation bottom line. If you're paying for sex as a man or a woman, your self -esteem is shot. I have never been so low in my life because I'm like, eh, well, uh, I'm not getting fucking laid.

Speaker: I'm going to go jerk off. And this is even like when I was married, like, fuck it. Oh, I don't want to have. Look up in my charter. I have I have a little story for you about not being wanted or desired by your partner. I agree 100. We're arguing over something that doesn't even be argued about. We're arguing the same fucking point. Well, no, but here's here's I got a little story about double standards. I actually heard this today.

Speaker: Look at this show. It's on Showtime. Look up jigalows and look at these **** ass clouds. They legit look like a bunch of **** queers. They look like a bunch of weird twink fags. Oh god. I can't say queers and I can't say fags. Sorry. LGBTQIARSTUR -17. Elemental P. Whatever the **** you guys are calling yourself. But that's what they **** look like. Deal with it. I said what I **** said. If you don't like it, come up here Saturday and say something about it.

Speaker: Do you know what? Now you and I have never been to Australia.

Speaker: There you go. But I have a story about double standards and this is your true story. There's a whole job in the gold coast of Australia. Exactly. If I'm going to be a jingle, Oh, I understand that my clientele may not be my cup of tea. Exactly. So your email and your prostitute and prostitution

Speaker: is as old as the days are long. You go back to the beginnings of America. Prostitution has been a thing in America. And why it's not legal blows my mind. Prostitution should be 100 % legal in the States. As long as you

Speaker: are willing and you choose this path and this is what you want to do and you're not being forced into it. Prostitution should be 100 % legal. It should be illegal. It's sex. If you are a willing participant and you are accepting the money, then so be it. Agreed.

Speaker: But I have a I have a story that I think you'll get a kick out of. And I agree. I agree. 100 percent. This is exactly where I was going. Sorry, Jeff. I know you got a story. No, no, no. I agree. And this is exactly what I was where I was going. See, see. No, but it's also it should be it should be legal to keep people safe. Look at the bunny ranch out in Reno. Yep. It's it's legal out there.

Speaker: And it's done and those women are all 100 % safe. They're protected. Nobody's going to step out of line because if they step out of line, they wind up buried in the desert. Well, look what's been going on in Canada for years.

Speaker: uh, the indigenous women who are sex workers, uh, have been targeted by serial killers for years and the Canadian police are fucking worthless. Canada, your police are fucking worthless. I will try. They, they don't pay any, they don't pay any attention to, to, to sex workers in Canada. They sure as fuck don't pay any attention. We've been under the rug.

Speaker: Yeah. To the female sex workers. Um, and, and, and the same things want to starting to happen here in the States with, with, with sex trafficking, legalize it, make it 100 % illegal or legal. And with the same, you can even tax the protocols and then collect the taxes. Yeah. Because you want to talk, it's like with marijuana, they, they tax marijuana and it's some of these States are

Speaker: have multiple millions of dollars. I'm not judging sex workers. And that's what you do. And that's what you that's that's the career that you put on you. I was good on you. I'm not. Yeah. Like Jeff said, good on you. It is what it is. Do your thing. Do what makes you happy. Well, I mean, it's the same thing with only pants. Like you can't shit on somebody because they have an only. I have a fucking only fans.

Speaker: Yeah. I know. I don't show nudity on there, but I haven't only fans that are granted. I talk about it on this show more than I talk about it anywhere else. Right. But I think you're secretly trying to get like you to sign up for it. Oh, thanks. I have a I have a story for you. She likes to meet her.

Speaker: I'm sorry. We should have ended the show a long time ago and she's like, it's okay. You and Jeff haven't talked for a week. And I was like, oh, this is what happens. Oh, we will end it in about 24 minutes. I promise you that. Yeah. Agreed. Uh, but this is the final story and it's, it's a story of double standards. You mentioned only fans. There's an only fans model. She, uh, is Australian and.

Speaker: I don't know, I might have to look it up because wow. She has found her kink, I guess. Do you know what a schoolie is? I have no idea what a schoolie is. A schoolie in Australia, we're talking about Australia, is someone that has recently graduated from high school. They are officially 18 and

Speaker: when they graduate from right. And they, they do kind of a spring break last party kind of deal. Well, thank you to the French. That's the one good thing. This woman,

Speaker: has she she during these schoolie events, which is basically like a spring break for all these 18 year olds in the Gulf Coast of Australia, which is the, you know, the getaway for these kids. They're the first time away from their parents. They don't have school the next day. They can party all week. She goes in to come to her house so she could put his dick in a cup cage.

Speaker: and go all BDSM on his ass. Yeah. Pass. Yeah. You realize you can seriously just go to X and XS and watch that show. Yep. I can get way better content. But it's the comment. How are you right now? Not much. But it's, it's the commentary. She literally has his dick in this little plastic cage. Don't get any idea. And she's beating them with a

Speaker: This woman is going up to the Gulf Coast during these schoolie events and finding guys to do things with her

Speaker: while recording it and put it on early fans, willing participants. They're over 18, perfectly legal. And everybody's all like, that's awesome. But let's flip the script. If it was a dude doing that 18 or chicks, cause she's like 30. Well, yeah. Well, yeah. Maybe this is a double standard. And when it comes to sexuality,

Speaker: And she's making a hundred thousand dollars a month. How much do you want to bet that Corey KK is a fake account? I'm pretty sure. Well, I hope you're having a good day and a great stream. And I pray that you achieve everything that you want in this journey as well. But here's the thing.

Speaker: Are you really not? Okay. Well, then we apologize if you're not fake. Here's the thing with sexuality, sexuality of men and women, you know, has always been a double standard. Oh, exactly. Like male prostitute is actually, um, socially well, we appreciate the positive positive vibes are always good.

Speaker: A male prostitute is always more revered than a female prostitute. Well, yeah, but here's the thing. This is where I was going with that. The sexual double standards between men and women

Speaker: uh, have always been a thing. If, if, and this goes back and, and, and, and, and like, yeah, I know you're the same age as us and Corey, I don't know how old you are, but, um, we're assuming that Corey is, is a real person. Um, and we're going to incorporate them. Uh, he, I don't know.

Speaker: And in this conversation, hey, I don't know, you know, back in our day, you know, back when we were growing up, if and Jeff, when I can't use myself for an example, but I'm going to use Jeff for an example. Jeff, when you were when you were dating five or six girls at the same time and sleeping with five or six girls at the same time, that was considered a king. I was a king. But my poor sister and was just called Spade Spade. My sister is a whore.

Speaker: The same thing it was frowned upon Yeah, and this is the thing that this is the thing that that I actually am happy about me personally Devil's advocate. Call me what you want to call me I don't really don't give a fuck rude, but I am excited that women have taken back their sexuality I

Speaker: in the last four or five years. I'm excited for the fact that women have taken back their sexuality, women have taken control of their sexuality, and they're not ashamed of it, and they shouldn't be judged for it. If you're a man or a woman and you want to sleep with 300 people in a year, then

Speaker: Fucking do what makes you happy if I agree you whether you're a man or a woman if that makes you happy then do it as long as you're not being forced into it or you're not being forced to do things that you don't want to do and an only fans blowing up and only fans has really 100 % allowed women to

Speaker: of all well it goes back to like the 60s when women were burning the bras and shit so they could get the boat or what you know but it's but that has been a mentality in our society for years whether it's the 60s or whether it was 20 years ago and and and and in the last four or five years with the only fans blowing up and allowing women to absolutely 100 grab a hold of their sexuality and be on their skin well no matter no matter

Speaker: you know anything and just being able to just be sexual because they've been sexualized and put on a pedestal for sexualization and then when they embrace it they've also been judged so now we're just allowing them to embrace it and grab a hold of it

Speaker: and run with it. And I'm okay with the double standards now, you know, a lot of, and a lot of men are going to be like, Oh, well, I don't know why it's okay for a woman to have a body count bigger than mine. Well, I mean, at the end of the day, if you don't like that, don't date that chick. Then with women that have a body count bigger than me, my body count. Well, let's be honest. I can name about 500 people with a bigger body count than you. I mean,

Speaker: I think most people that I come you even do more than with a body count I don't are you even I think most people come across in my lifetime is going to have a larger body count than me man or woman no that's just me it's not because I couldn't it was just because that's not well it's not you it's not happy and I'm excited and I'm

Speaker: And, and, and, and, and, and, and I'm, and I'm glad that women have finally reached that point where now they're not being judged because they're sexual as human beings. We are sexual creatures. Oh, a hundred percent. You're the only creatures on this fucking earth outside of dolphins for pleasure.

Speaker: And I think it's pretty goddamn shitty that for all these years, women have been, Jeff, you want to go and bring that up? That last comment. I think it's pretty goddamn shitty that women have been judged for so long based off of their, we all have sexual urges. Women are sometimes more horny than men.

Speaker: There's no questions about it. And if there was a woman on this show, and if I could bring Nikki back here and she would chime in, I would be willing to bet that if we ran a poll, most women

Speaker: Yeah, you would. Let's see what you did there. Sorry. Sorry. I didn't mean to rework your flow. It was just, it was a softball right there. I mean, it really was. It really was. And I've got to be honest, I'm pretty proud of you, Jeff. That was nice.

Speaker: I think we ran a poll. I think that women are, are, are, you know, despite the stereotype that men have, I think we ran a poll. Women have a much higher, um,

Speaker: Uh, they're much, they're much higher sex drive. They're much more than men. And, and they're, and they're finally, after all these, they're embracing sexuality and there's nothing fucking wrong with that. No, but on that.

Speaker: The difference between men and women come down to women have way more self -control than men. There's a reason why the women are gatekeepers of sex. Cause if it was up to men, it comes back to what we said earlier, I can walk into a bar and I can approach 20 women and more than likely I'm going to go home and jerk off at the end of the night. Yes.

Speaker: woman walks into a bar and she approaches 20 men. At least 18, 18, 19, 20 of them. If she wanted to, uh, I don't think, I don't think most sex workers do that because they don't have it. Well, not necessarily. I think that's how they get started to touch on that.

Speaker: Again, this is my weird world. Hey, you're going to touch on it, aren't you? I'm going to touch on it. All right. Probably not going to get a lot of approval, but 20 years ago, 30 years ago, 40 years ago, 50 years ago, a hundred years ago. Yes. I agree. 100, 100%. Uh, most sex workers do that because they didn't have many other options. Okay. However, in the last.

Speaker: 10, 15 years with everything that I just said, I think that they're doing it because they can, men and or women. And especially women, I think they're embracing their sexuality and they're embracing their power that they have as a sexual being. And there's nothing wrong with it. It is what it is at the end of the day.

Speaker: Um, I think you can read that. Oh, Jesus. We both keep hitting the same. Um, Oh yeah. I have, I have the rules. It's all in a heartbeat. And that goes back onto what I said. If I walk into it and I'm using me specifically, I'm not saying it. I'm me specifically, if I walk into a bar and I see 20 women and I hit on all 20.

Speaker: And I hit on all 20 of them with the expectations of getting laid. More than likely, I'm going home and jerking off. But if a woman walks to the bar with 20 different dudes. She's going to get at least 18, 19, 20 of them, she could have sex with. Well, because at the end of the day, women hold the power and it is what it is. Men have close men are just trying to get their fucking dick wet. It is what it is.

Speaker: Well, and she, women, women, I am definitely that guy. Women, women need a connection. I'm not that guy. But, but, but like, you're right. Women need a connection. Let's say 90 % of women need a connection before they'll sleep with a guy and 100 % understood. Guys just need a time and place.

Speaker: Um, you know, it's, and that's not knocking on guys are knocking on chicks. And I, I've met chicks that are just like, Hey, if you want it, it's right here. Um, like within five minutes. Um, but I've also, yeah, go ahead. What I need a connection.

Speaker: your man pose, he says. So I think, I think, I think, I think, and this is not knocking or anything. This, I believe this is a compliment. You have a higher standard. Like, you know, I have, I have that mentality and I've had it since I was 13 or less two tits, a whole heartbeat.

Speaker: heartbeat optional, you know, like I said, I was, you know, and I think my massive body count comes down to, that was a self esteem booster. No, self esteem booster. You know, if I can walk into a bar and come out with a chick, I'm the man. And, you know,

Speaker: I, I, it took me years before I realized it wasn't, it wasn't a life worth living. So much of my life. You have a connection. She's never had that mentality. You know, like I said, not that I've had a whole lot of opportunities in my life to walk into a bar and be like, I'm going to get laid tonight. And, you know, I'm not who I am. Well, yeah. And, and I was being.

Speaker: And I know it sounds weird for me to say this. Am I a woman? Am I a woman? She said, no, we're wired differently. Your man, Jenna says so. Well, in all honesty, maybe it's because I grew up with four sisters and all my cousins. And that's kind of a thing too. You know, I had, I actually spent, oh.

Speaker: But did you say most men? Maybe maybe that's because I, you know, I grew up with, I grew up with four sisters. I had four sisters. Well, I had four sisters. Now I have three. That's that, that can work. That can go both ways. Because when I was, when I was in cheerleading, I spent two years with 22 girls.

Speaker: And most of them I did. Let's be honest. But, but, you know, the, it comes down to a lot of those girls, you know, it became to the point where they would give me tips all the time. Like, Hey, you know, if you want to do this, try this. And I'm like, Oh, okay. Yeah. And, but.

Speaker: So, so growing up with sisters, you didn't have the same experience growing up women that I had because you grew up with women that you're never going to sleep with. Let's be honest. Cause they're your sisters. Well, I mean, yeah, but they, you see the pitfalls and the fails and stuff like that. And you, you, you have the more mentality of what they feel. Yeah. I mean, but they, but they all have friends and

Speaker: No, I used to get yelled at all the time for walking out of the bathroom in a bath towel. And it wasn't like I wasn't like, it wasn't like I wasn't attracted to women. I mean, I've always been attracted to women. Don't, don't, don't play it. Like, Oh, you grew up with sisters in our marriage, sir. It wasn't like I didn't try, but it's, but, but it's, it's.

Speaker: I don't know how to explain it. It's like, I want to say, I want to say, let me rephrase that. I wasn't walking out in a bow towel in front of my sisters. It was when they had their friends. Oh yeah. Ladies, how you doing? It was like, I walked out. I'm not an Alabama fan. I'm a Michigan fan. I walked out when my sister was like, ladies roll tide. Ladies. Roll tide.

Speaker: Like even when we were in school I did I never really ate lunch with you guys because I'd see you all fuck a day I actually ate lunch with a bunch of chicks Granted I slept with most of them too, but but I mean you slept with dudes I

Speaker: I wouldn't really matter if you ate lunch with us or you ate lunch with girls. You were sleeping with, as you said, a hole in a heartbeat. But, you know, the whole, the whole, uh, thing racing your sexuality. Yeah. Well, like I said, a beautiful woman with a shitty personality.

Speaker: she went from a 10 to a one. Well, that's the thing that kills me. Like a ugly chick with a great personality, she jumps up. But if you're ugly and you got a shit personality, you better have a joke book in your back pocket or something because you a fuck. And that's the thing that kills me like.

Speaker: I'm oblivious to it. I think, you know, I go, I, you know, when the few times I'm in the last, I don't know, five or six years, the very limited times that I've been single, I get on tiktok and go live. And I'm just oblivious to the fact that I've had two, I've had two hookups in six years. I had two hookups while we were sitting on the show tonight. One of them just was my, was a weird stalker from the gym.

Speaker: I don't care if you look like Dylan Mulvaney or you look like

Speaker: Uh, you know, fucking Margot Robbie, hold the wild card. I mean, at the end of the day, women's job is to show up and they can get laid. Men have to work at it. That's literally, and that's, and that's, and it's not, that's not no shade on any woman. No, because, because there are women out there that they're going to have to work a little bit higher, harder to get the guy they want, but they can get a guy for the night if they need.

Speaker: or one. If you want to get laid, you can get laid. Yeah. If a guy wants to get laid, he has to take his rings off and play with himself. Let's be honest. As somebody who's getting ready to do. I'll say yes. No, my ring's on. Big rings. You know, I just took them off. And no, that's all I'm saying.

Speaker: At the end of the day, I mean, women hold, hold the ACE and the whole at the end of the day, if you want to get laid, you'll get laid where men and that's, and that's where that comparison comes into. It wasn't, you know, if I walk into a bar and I'm a single and there's 20 single women, I'm going to go home and jerk off at the end of the night. Not necessarily.

Speaker: If they deem so, however, if a woman walks into a bar and she wants to get laid, she's getting laid. She's anywhere from 18 to 20 of those guys. She could literally bang all the days. But it is what it is. That's the cold, hard facts at the end of the day. There's no denying it. And there's no question that it is what it is. Like that is the cold, hard facts.

Speaker: Agreed. At the end of the day. And I hate that we're, that we really have to wrap this up. I know. Cause we're at five 58 and I want to make sure I get this show. Uh, I want to make sure I get this show posted. However, let's pick this up where we left it off. Where we leave it off Saturday night. All right. Saturday and open door challenge. Any of y 'all can jump in. You can join us. That includes you.

Speaker: I'm talking to you. Yeah. Saturday night. Let's let's let's let's pigeonhole this for right now. But I do want to dive back into this world again. Yeah, most of us just want a guy who is in it. I agree. And I think I think most men just won a woman who's got a fucking a war who's not going to see them.

Speaker: Hell, a woman that's supportive. And I think men are the same. Not all men, but you know, I can speak for men like me. We want someone who says nice things, what she means and means what she says. You know, that's all I've ever been looking for. And that's what I found in Nikki. How about that difficult to communicate? We communicate all the time. We talk about everything. I told her from jump street.

Speaker: We're not going to bed mad. We are going to talk about things. And yes, there have been instances where we've gone to bed mad at each other. Well, we've both been drinking. And don't pick a fight every time. Yeah. Yeah. Like just fucking communicate. Just fucking talk to each other. Yep. I want to pick this back up where we leave off. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Join us Saturday night for a brand new episode. Hit the bottom link. Coming up. Oh, no, baby.