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Speaker: Oh, yeah. Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense Pies. Wrong song, Tony. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show. We're having a little bit of fun tonight. Things are getting a little sidetracked, but it is what it is. If you guys aren't already, go ahead and... Sorry. So I went upstairs to...
Speaker: Wait, wait, wait. Do all the social media first. Get it out of the way. Yeah, I know, right? We need Rockly. Um, I also want to train a thought because Jodie pointed something out to her upstairs, but we do appreciate you all listening. Hopefully you're enjoying the show so far. Go ahead and check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and the old ticky tacky.
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Speaker: Let's talk about an upcoming movie that I don't think any of us saw coming.
Speaker: Oh, that's not winning the poo thing. Yeah, that's not winning the poo thing. So I went upstairs to give Jodi a little bit of grief, which that just did not happen once I went upstairs because I was completely distracted. Usually happens when there's a naked woman on the bed. Well, no, she's not naked. Like, wait, I forgot what I came up here for. Yeah, no, she's not naked or anything.
Speaker: but she was looking at TikTok. And apparently somebody commented on my video, my tattoo, and she said, I seen you at the casino. I hope you win big. If you, if you like, come say hi. Yeah, I'm supposed to say that's creepy. Yeah, no, like it's cool that, you know, it's creepy, but it's also kind of cool that people see us
Speaker: you know, somebody sees us out in public, but that was just kind of, it was just like, come over, ask for an autograph, make me feel special. Come get an autograph. I know, I know it's not worth it. I tell people that all the time when I have to sign, when I have to sign for shit, I have to keep this because I'm going to be famous one day. They're like, well, it's a check. Well, don't cash it because I need the money. I thought I had, and I guess apparently I was wrong, but I thought I had,
Speaker: Uh, I thought I had rock Lee on here, but I don't think I do. I was going to, you know, it's, uh, you had the, uh, no, it's not there anymore. No, I took it down, but I thought I still had some saved on my, on my laptop. But speaking of Jodi, right before we went to break, uh, she sent me another Snapchat Jeffrey, this one's for you.
Speaker: tell uh tell jeff if i'm pimping you out it is high dollar so whatever hundred grand you're gonna make i i am not i am not just some run -of -the -mill crack whore down on the corner i am a certified top dollar escort i'm in i know i'm an escort i'm not a hooker
Speaker: I am an escort. Like Tina Turner. I'm a private dancer. There's your T -shirt. That's your hat. I'm your private dancer right there. Only $7 billion. I think I have this. I think I... There's your song, Jim. I knew I had it on the laptop.
Speaker: What have I become now that I've betrayed everyone I've ever lost across the morning? And I have been a slave to the truth that's in my mind Is there something left for me to say in the wreckage of my life?
Speaker: There you go, Tim. We all do need Rock Lee in our lives. We need to get Rock Lee back on here at the end of the day to be 100 % honest with you. I love that fucking song in general. That's probably one of my favorite Fauzi songs. Plus, it's fucking Chris Jericho. Who would have ever thought in a million years the ayatollah of rock and roll.
Speaker: The man of 1 ,004 submission holds could sing that damn good. Right? That's a wrestling, a little wrestling there for you. Back in the day, and WCW, when Chris Jericho was just a young tiger, young lion, he had a little feud with Dean Malenko. And Dean Malenko's thing was he was a submission specialist. He was the man of 1 ,000 special, or 1 ,000 submission holds.
Speaker: And Chris Jericho came out one night and did a promo, cut a promo on his ass. And he's like, I'm the man of 1 ,004 submission holes. Speaking of wrestling, have you guys seen that fight with my family yet? No, Jeff. You've kind of seen that movie. That's fucking hilarious. It's actually really good. Vince Vaughn knocks it off the fucking park. I'd rather watch. I would rather watch.
Speaker: It's got promos. I would rather watch old DX, old NWO, old Chris Jericho promos for four hours than watch fighting with my family. It was good. It was worth it. It might be good, but. Did you see Hustle yet? Absolutely. No. No. I watched Dr. Strange too. I started to watch it again. It's on Disney now. Zombie Dr. Strange was badass. Fucking dope, right?
Speaker: and that whole uh he was dead he was zombie doctor strange it was badass no but you gotta you gotta give it up to uh uh scarlet witch man he fucks uh uh british captain america chick up no no no don't tell the movie don't tell the movie have you not seen it yet tony you ain't seen it
Speaker: I saw it. You don't know if everybody else out there saw it. I thought everybody else has been out for a month. We've all seen it. That's all I know. I didn't share the show. We talk about your families like that. Get the fuck out of here. It comes from a place from love. It's good, right, Jason? See? You guys need to see it. It's fully worth it. You should have seen it by now. It's been out. It's been out for like two months. It's on Disney Plus. If you haven't seen it, why haven't you seen it? What's wrong with your life?
Speaker: I enjoyed it. It does take, I mean, you have to fucking pay attention. I'm out of the house and I still make time to watch it going on in that movie. There was a lot going on. I'm out of the house a lot more than I have been in years between work and going to the gym and coming down here. And when Jody and I are together, we're not
Speaker: You know, we have our time when we're just hanging out at the house and chilling and relaxing together and whatnot. But we make excuses to get out of the house. Like I said, when she came up a couple of weeks ago, we went to the park for, I don't know, we were gone for three, four hours, something like that. And we went to the, we drove around and showed her where I grew up at and then we went to the park and we were at the park. Yeah, you starting to weird people out, dog.
Speaker: Jay, go take your meds and come back. We have 25 minutes. Go take your beds and do better. Look at your wristband, Jay, WWGD. What would Glick do? Snap it. Look at your wristband. If you have to, snap yourself in the wrist, go take your meds and then come back and try again. Jay has WWGD tattooed on his forehead.
Speaker: He's my, he's my special little bitch. He's going to have WWE DMD on his next. What would the mayor do? We already know what the mayor would do when the mayor would try to save everybody when they're not worth saving and then start an argument and then pretend like fictitious people are starting fights with people.
Speaker: I don't know. Tony D's MST hour. But every time I come in there with a problem, Tony D won't talk to me. He just says **** you. He's like, yeah, I'm good. I'm just in the comments. Oh, yeah. I'm just in the comments causing problems. That was in the half days. I don't know where the hell you are anymore. So, I can't come in the comments and everywhere and I'm not downloading a bunch of crazy. Yeah, but I
Speaker: I'm everywhere. Probably be on the night. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe you should be seldom seen, hard to find. Yeah, I see. You know, you know, like, like, like - At neighborhoods. I'll be around. At neighborhoods.
Speaker: get off the porch to social media platforms. I know you are. Get off the porch stupid and see what else is around. He said he was in neighborhoods and I was like,
Speaker: Hey Rude, you got porch tubes. It's not like I was like taking porch monkey back. You know, that's all I can say. You fucking. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That was a movie quote. That was a movie quote. That was a movie quote from Clerks 2. That's the quote from the movie Clerks 2. You need to see it Tony. I'm down.
Speaker: Yeah, you got to watch Clerks too. It's a movie quote. Wanda Sykes in that movie caged me up.
Speaker: God, she was funny as hell in that movie. She lost her fucking mind. And I don't even find her that funny. I don't either. But she fucking killed it. And the guy that played her husband, he's like, they need some messages up in here. Put a roof up for 30 seconds. That dude cracks me up. My wife loves that line. Put a roof up for 30 seconds. It blows my mind. You and Brian.
Speaker: that one night before Haps, before Haps committed suicide and killed themselves for all their piss poor decisions that they made. And you and Brian were lying. And you guys were rattling off all your social medias and all your streaming apps and stuff. I was like, I didn't even know that many fucking existed. Why the fuck are these two? And that night, all I did was pull up the ones I've ever been on. I just reactivated them in case people need to find me.
Speaker: I have Facebook, I have Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Twitch. People think I got too many platforms, but if I'm not on a platform you're on, then you want me to join yours. I don't want you to join any of the platforms other than the only platform I ever asked you to join was... Actually, I never asked you to join a platform at all because you didn't have to join streaming. Yeah, I see you.
Speaker: What people are you talking about? But yeah, it's like the same 20 people that go and cause drama
Speaker: on all the platforms around who are the people that I know what happens. You don't know who else I know. There's there's like three people that don't cause drama. You know, I don't know just the people that are in here. No, no, I know. It's not just the people that you know from because I've I've listened to the Twitter spaces and I don't know any of the other platforms but the same people are on those fucking platform. That's only two. There's Michael Bathurst that is a flip flop but I love him to death and he doesn't. He's the only
Speaker: Smoke just fucks with everybody, which is why I roll with smoke because I fuck with everybody. And that's it. And you, you don't cause drama, you just feed into the drama. No, I just be there when it happens. You fuel it. I don't fuel it. I told you earlier, you're the guy who shows up at one o 'clock in the morning when everybody's wasted and you got a five gallon bucket of gasoline.
Speaker: And you're like, everybody, the fire's dying. Watch this. Hold my beer. And then I'll help you. And then I'll walk into a broadcast and say something stupid. Just get somebody riled up. I don't do that. I go and I just say what's up. No, no, I just do that. I just come into a broadcast and I come in and I round you up. And it's not even a negative round of you up. It's just a
Speaker: It's just a way to just make a completely loose track. A loose track. I've never said anything hateful. Tell her we said hello, Tim. Tell her we said hello. That's his baby girl, ladies and gentlemen. He just had a new baby earlier this year. God bless that little girl. It's hot, Penelope. Yeah. Watch your lane. Baby, dick, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, baby, dick. You messed up the song. Tim, he messed up the song. Now.
Speaker: I've never, I've never come into your lives and I've never said anything disrespectful, hateful, or tried to start a fight.
Speaker: I make a joke just to fuck you up. You just do know. Exactly. You're an antagonist. Yeah. I am an antagonist. Just you and Brian. It totally sounds like you're the one with the five gallon, double gas leak. Fuck him, I don't want no problem. Sometimes I am, but you know, I'm like, usually it's comical. It's funny. And I do. And I know it's going to fuck Tony and Brian both up because they'll be talking about something and here I go. Don't find me. There's just nonsense called the chatter's box.
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Speaker: because it's not like I've ever covered a random person. Yeah. Yeah. It's not like I've ever come into your life and been like, look at this motherfucking uncle Tom, you know, like, you know, or I've never called you a token or anything like that. Like that one ass cloud.
Speaker: you know, I just come in and say some good things. If you don't think racism is real here, here's the whole broadcast full of it. It's not racism. I'm just saying like, you know, I just come in and say some, I'll send you a, I'll send you a case of Colt 45.
Speaker: I mean that big ass chick for the lie that racism doesn't exist in the United States of America. No, it was like, you know, sexualities. We've been talking about movies. I mean, God damn. You know, I come in, I throw something comical down and then I and then I wait for your reaction and then leave. And it's not like I'm hurting anybody's feelings or, you know, even people that are chatting, I'm not hurting their feelings. They see me. They know what's going to happen. They wait for it. Right. You know, your value on type bomb.
Speaker: It is a pipe bomb, the Glick pipe bomb. It's called the Glick Grenade. Let's talk about transgender sports. Speaking of which, speaking of which, Jeffrey, did you see? She is now dating? No, not just her, but across the board, transgenders
Speaker: are not allowed to participate in, well, it's so far swimming. They can only participate in swimming events by their gender that they were born as. That was Texas, right? No, that's across the board as a whole. Okay. No, across the board as a whole. I 100 % agree.
Speaker: Uh, but that is a huge stepping stone, uh, for the rest of, yeah, I absolutely agree. I mean, it has nothing to do with equality or anything like that, but because there's nothing fair about the fact that if you were born a man and then because you suck as a man in your particular sport, you all of a sudden. Yeah. And then you start going up against women and coming in place. Yeah. And that guy, and that guy.
Speaker: And that guy just out of nowhere was like, I'm transgender. Yeah. Well, you have to be, you have to be a year in transition. No, actually, uh, it was something to do. I can't remember the exact terminology, but it was something to do with a certain age and growth point in your life. You have to transition before that. Right.
Speaker: Basically saying it's okay for an eight year old to go on transgender, which no eight year old on this planet. No, I'm sorry. They're eight years old. You don't know if you're gay, straight or trans. Yeah, exactly. Uh, I, I 100 % agree with that. You, you literally, I think you said it earlier.
Speaker: That's like saying, I need something to drink. No, but I mean, the whole transition before you're 18, that's the, what's the next step? Let them drink at 12? I wish I could drink. Same thing. Legally. You did, motherfucker. I was going to say. I said legally. I added the, I added the legally. I was going to say, what are you talking about? Yeah, I added the little, oh, I don't know what you're going to call it.
Speaker: There has to be a line drawn in the sand somewhere. Floyd may have just exhibited in the spirit for a few years. Yeah, let me weather step in the ring with Leila Ali and I think he'll change his mind real quick and in a fucking hurry. Leila Ali will beat the brakes off of that stupid ass motherfucker. I don't know. Yeah, have you ever seen Leila Ali in the ring? No, I have not.
Speaker: She's a monster. She is a monster. I think she I think she's retired but when she was boxing, she was nasty. Layla Ali. Oh, hell. I saw her. She would beat that. She would beat that hell out of Floyd Mayweather. That's a four. We're in the Mississippi. When she fought the coal miners door, I was at that bench. Oh, really? Fucking missed. I was coming. Yeah, I was I was yeah.
Speaker: I was referring to Tim's. Yeah. Mayweather couldn't run from Layla. Layla would chase his ass down and put him in the corner, just beat the unholy hell out of him. And he wants to feel feminine. Right. Because as we all know, Mayweather can't fight. He just runs. He's a defensive guy. Let's see that. Supposedly, him and McGregor are fighting again. Well, did McGregor get his ass handed to him? No. No. Mayweather ran from him the whole time.
Speaker: and he won by decision because. Oh, really? Yeah, we both ran from each other the first time. That was a bullshit ass fight. Yes, I'm sure they both got fucking paid. It was a payday for both of them. They both made a killing, but I mean, we was watching the match and I'm like, they wouldn't even, they would just do it like this. Just tap it a little. Also. What's the name hit him? I think Conor McGregor hit Mayweather. Mayweather kind of looked at him like, like he breached a contract or some bullshit. You know what I'm saying? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of fights, Jake Paul,
Speaker: And Tyson Fury's little brother, they were supposed to fight last year. But Tyson Fury's little brother got COVID or some shit and had to back out. That's why he fought What's His Face for the second time. But I guess they are reaching terms to their contract and they're supposed to have a fight which will be the first legitimate boxer that Jake Paul gets into the ring with.
Speaker: right. Yeah, but I'm and if you don't know who Tyson Fury is, Jeff, Jeff, you don't know who Tyson Fury is. Look up the Gypsy King Tyson Fury on YouTube. Not right now. Later. The dude is a heavyweight champion and he's a **** monster. He's like he's a big ****. Yeah, but I'm sure I'm sure it comes down to like all that stuff's negotiated beforehand. Like, oh, you can't hit me full power or something like that. No, I think I think I think I think Jake's previous fights have all been staged.
Speaker: stage rigged. But, uh, pussy hasn't fought a boxer either yet. But this is going to be, I think this will be a, because Jake, Jake Paul has stated recently, he legitimately wants to get into the boxing world. He claims he's going to be the champion within two years.
Speaker: But in order to become the champion, you have to go into legitimate WBC, and you have to take real fights. And I'm curious to see how he does in a legit fight against a legit boxer. There is a challenge up for Jake Paul right now.
Speaker: by none other than the island boys. And I want to fucking see that. Jake Paul wants to kill the island boys. You know what? It'll be the only time I root for Jake Paul. I want to punch in the face. Bryce, this other YouTuber guy, Bryce Hill, I think is his name. The island boys supposedly have beef with him and he's like, I'll fight all seven of you at the same time. Yeah.
Speaker: now because now they have now they have a whole island boy crew. Yeah, I saw like Yeah, I can fight these idiots. I can fight these idiots. It looks like you look at these guys in a stiff breeze will blow them over. Have you seen their their their boxing training? I'm like, Come on, boys. I hate harder than that. These are two rich white kids from Florida.
Speaker: like super rich white kids from Florida who think they're from. Look at me. They look like they look like the new age version of warriors. Yeah. They're warriors come out and play. Yeah. Sean Penn was like, no, get away. They look like they were at pride this weekend.
Speaker: prancing around. What was Conor McGregor's dopest line? It's called the 70 y 'all and y 'all ready to fight. Don't mean y 'all gonna win. Y 'all better sit y 'all asses down. I can fight all seven of them, trust me. I think I could take me and DJ and DJ and I could go, me, DJ and Cash could go whip all seven of them boys in his ass. No, in all seriousness? Shit, I'll take Jason and Kevin too. Because Ron is my fucking finger.
Speaker: I got legs that are bigger than motherfuckers. We'll take all the nonsensical boys against the island boys, nonsensical boys versus the island boys. Hell yeah. I'm in. Us and the kids. Let's roll.
Speaker: God damn, I am pure muscle. I'll catch him, you boys, clean him and fry him. The minute one of y 'all hit my sons, I'm beating all their asses, APA style. There you go, Tony, man, you can be the new APA. That's it. Who are the Allen boys? Hold on, I'm gonna show you. These little Tekashi 6ix9ine looking fuckers? Yes. They make Tekashi 6ix9ine look like a legit gangster.
Speaker: How many of them are there? Well, I think they're up to like seven. In their little crew. We got two kids. Well, here's one with four of them. I mean - Okay, the duo is twins. Give me a break, man. If they twins, that's all right, that's all right. I will beat the breaks off these four. Wait a minute, let me see.
Speaker: Seriously, okay, so they can take a blow but I don't mean to go in a fight exactly I mean there's videos. I mean these fuckers pop up in my fucking for you page and it just pisses me off What I get What is going on what is going on with your algorithm
Speaker: They're kids. You can't fight them. They're kids. I can, I can fight them. They're fucking kids. If they start shit, I will finish it. They're fucking kids though. They're, they're, they're, they're like 20. I think they're, yeah, they're of age. What the fuck? I'm 49. I'll go to jail just for hitting one of them. I'll fight an 18 year old all day. That's why I say we're going to take, we're going to take the, our boys with us too. The nonsensical junior crew. I gotta bring my older boys.
Speaker: Jamaican hip hop duo who gained notoriety through Tiktok. They're from fucking Florida. They ain't Jamaican. They're about as Jamaican as I am. They're rich white kids from Florida. Their parents are stupid rich. Not necessarily. Because these two boys, I literally just looked it up. Their net worth is only 500 grand. They're them. No, their parents, their mom and dad are stupid rich. Oh, yeah. OK, so I got different Allen boys.
Speaker: like you're like your juice squad idiots or whatever it is from down in Florida who claim they came from nothing and they build an empire. Now, they're worth millions. I think it's juice water or something. Their mom and dad was stupid **** rich. Yeah. And when they first started, they paid for all their followers and **** like that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So, I'm just
Speaker: Dude, Tony, seriously, you got to look good. I'm only seeing two of them though. I saw that one. If you put Island Boys in TikTok, you'll find a bunch of videos for them. I'm not just on TikTok. You is like a TikTok. I ain't mad, but damn. Tony, Tony, have you not learned yet that? I just got on TikTok last week. I got to get past them pimple poppers.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, it's a hard thing to do. Yeah. No, you know what? I got a TikTok you got to follow. And Chris, I'm sure you follow this dude all the way. Ginger Billy. Oh, I don't follow him on TikTok, but I've been a fan of him for several years when he was making YouTubes. I don't think I follow him anywhere, but he always pops up because apparently my algorithm is way different. And making fun of the island boys cracked me up, man.
Speaker: Jason, I'm a redneck boy. Got my chicken boy. I already did the top 10. I can't do it. I can't do it for it. I put my son and my nephew on these two. Right?
Speaker: but they told us. Oh, is that what Connor's line was? I'd like to take this opportunity. I need to steal that line in all honesty. The knockoff six nines. I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to absolutely no who was. Fuck y 'all motherfuckers. Fucking out. Man, please. Let me call my nephew. Hey, I'm a shitty dude.
Speaker: Florida. So, we're taking a we're taking a Florida trip. You want me to call the boys out on Twitter, too. I'm telling you. Maybe we're going to Florida. She's like, okay, we're going to hang out on the beach. Yeah, I'm going to go kick these idiots ass and then we're going to hang out on the beach and make
Speaker: drink margaritas on the beach with our sands in the toe or our toes without a scratch on us. We're going to have margaritas on the beach by we'll get there at three. I'm going to go kick their asses by 325. We'll have our toes by 325. We'll have our toes in the sand sipping on my ties and watching the ocean. We'll be more deep by then. I got I got good. Y 'all want to make some money real quick? Go to these two kids out real quick.
Speaker: They were they were on they were on Logan Paul's podcast and his co -host.
Speaker: a while back, they got mad at him because he was **** around and clouding with him and then they were talking all this crazy **** and everything else and Logan Paul stood up finally after a few minutes, Logan Paul stood up and and said something to him and then they changed their tune real **** quick. Yeah, I saw that. And Jagan, Logan is Jake's older brother. You know, Jake, Jake, Jake and Logan, they're clowns. I won't **** on them too much. They're clowns. They're from Cleveland up here.
Speaker: and they've done a lot of dumb shit but all around Ohio Cleveland, Ohio, Cincinnati got some rowdy kids. I'm learning that. Hey, Ohio in general, we'll get down. Yeah, we're we're we're we may not be too bright but I mean we can throw down. Don't **** around with them rural areas where Jeff and I are from. No ****
Speaker: I don't fuck around in Alabama, Alabama. Tony said, Tony said, I don't fuck around. It's period. I don't. I'll be in New York and I ain't fucking around with a lawyer. There's some big boys in the country, y 'all. I'm going to tell y 'all. Hey, man, we're as hell. We're our 20 year olds who are taller than you and way more than you. And they literally walk out the barn carrying two prize hogs. One underneath that and you're like, you know what? I'm going to get back. I'm like,
Speaker: I've seen some Romans throwing up some damn hand signs. I was like, wait a minute, I don't recognize that. Oh, let me get the fuck out of here. Years ago in the little town that my family's from, now it's a city, it used to be a village back then, we had some jackasses that came from Columbus and wanted to start some shit. They were wanting to start some shit with somebody. We're like, all right, we can do this. How many of y 'all got? All right, let me make a phone call.
Speaker: Fucking hit it up on the next tail on the shirt. Come to the square.
Speaker: I have **** six trucks, 30 mother **** deep country **** ****. You can't make it even **** **** **** up. Hey, they they showed up with all their boys from the from the city talking like they were hardasses. We're like, alright, we're going to even the numbers. Country fed country boys, corn fed mother **** country strong is a different type of strong. Let me go ahead and tell you the guy when I worked the two of the different type of strong and everybody military knows that I'm talking about when I when I worked it when I worked it.
Speaker: Well, Chris will contest this, as hillbilly dummies, we don't know when to stop. Yeah, well, when I worked at Tuba in the truck. Basically Lenny. One of my best friends, and a little black guy, and him and I used to, we should have been fired, but some of the things that we would say, but you know, we were boys, that was my brother.
Speaker: He used to tell me all the time. He's like, click, you got hillbilly strength. And we'd be sitting in the meeting. And I knew what it was. It was just like, you know, he got that goddamn hillbilly strength. I'm like, what's that? And he's like, you know what retard strength is, right? I'm like, yeah. He's like, yeah, 10 times stronger than retard strength. He's like, basically, you're a fucking superhero at this point. I'm looking for just shit. Change that, Tim. Go ahead and let it.
Speaker: Well, I mean, it's, it's like that, that whole, the whole adage, I don't make two trips for my groceries from the car. Well, if my fingers fall off in between the car and the house, that's just, that just happens. Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa, grandpa, grandpa gave me the best advice. My grandfather, both my grandfathers actually said this and it goes a lot deeper than just the words, the best life advice I ever got.
Speaker: fix it right the first time so you don't have to go back. And I always thought that was just in relation to actually fixing things. And it wasn't until I got older that that made sense. And it applied to a lot of things in life, everything in life. If you ever, you know, if anything worth doing, we're doing it right. Yeah.
Speaker: you know, it applied to relationships, it applied to relationships, it applied to work, it applied to, if you got a problem with somebody, fix it, fix it right the first time and you don't want it to go back. And I'm like, as I got older, you know, you can, you know, grandfathers, our grandfathers and all of us, you know, Tony, we're going to go old school here, but you know, our grandfathers, obviously we're all in our forties and whatnot.
Speaker: They're from a different time in a different genre or a different generation. They were hard. The men and women back then were tougher. And a lot of times my grandfather said a lot of things and it didn't make sense. Even to this day, there's some things to this day that will pop into my head and it's like,
Speaker: Yeah, I did. And there's things that either one of my grandfathers said it'll pop into my head randomly and it'll go light bulb. Now that makes fucking sense. Well, my great grandfather, my dad's grandpa, because I never actually got to meet any of my grandfathers. But I knew my great grandfather. Yeah, they passed before I was born. But I knew my great grandpa really well. Never saw the dude move.
Speaker: It was like 90 when I was like 12. And, and we would he always he was never in the house. He was always outside and he'd sit around a campfire all day long.
Speaker: the town he lived in, shit you're not, it's called Coolsville, which I thought was the fucking coolest. Hey, that's where Scoob and the gang is from. Yeah, exactly. That's actually in Ohio. Yeah, it is. His closest neighbor was like eight miles away, and he had like 50 acres. And this motherfucker could sit there and go, you know, back in 1992,
Speaker: If he was alive today, he'd say back in 1992, I left a wrench sitting on a, sitting on a fence post. I bet you it's still there. Yes. And you go over there and fucking anything you can think of. I mean, we used to go out there to mow the fields cause grandpa was obviously too old to do it. And we take the brush hog and the tractor out there and grandpa be like, Hey, be careful when you mow this field. There's three cars there. Right. And when,
Speaker: The one day I tried to convince him to sell me one of said cars and he refused. He's like, no, no, no. I'm like, why not? Grandpa, you ain't gonna use it. He's like, I might fix it one day. You're 92 years old. You ain't gonna fix that shit. But that dude was cool as shit. And it took a lot to get used to hearing him talk because this dude used to dip like you read about. And he mumbled.
Speaker: my dad's, my dad's, my grandfather, my dad's dad. He was like, boom. My mother, my mom's, my mom's dad, my grandfather, my mom's dad.
Speaker: You would never believe it, but back in his younger days, he was kind of crazy and wild and did some crazy stuff, but he always spoke. He had a very - He was soft spoken. He was soft spoken and he spoke kind of slow, but not like dumb slow.
Speaker: but he spoke very soft, very slow. And yeah, you can see him think about his words that he was saying and stuff like that. And it's, uh, you know, like, you know, uh, fortunately, you know, regardless of what pop says or anything like that, you know, he wasn't around a lot when I was growing up. So, you know, my grandfather's, I was pretty close to my grandfather's and those were like my father figures. So it's crazy. Cause I had, and both of them were kind of crazy and wild and
Speaker: a bunch of dumb **** when they were younger and then, you know, obviously, they were, you know, when I was growing up, they were older but you get that that little uh combination of the two of them and you put them together and it was like what they're saying makes a whole lot of **** sense. Oh, yeah. Well, uh my uh my uh my dad was telling me a story about my uncle and my uncle died in in seventy -eight, something like that and so it was way before I was born. Well, not
Speaker: Uh, but when my dad and his brothers went off to Korea for war, my, my uncle was young. Jeff's dad also fought in the civil war. But, uh, he said, you know, they used to pick on Uncle Ursula, something fierce. And they said they came back from Korea.
Speaker: like four years later and this dude looked like a brick shit house just from working on the farm and he came out the barn and they were like they literally got off the plane they all met up and they're heading back home and they're like we're gonna get home we're gonna beat the shit out of a rehearsal
Speaker: And they came home uncle Russell came out the barn with two prize 400 pound hogs underneath charm. And they were like, you know what? Nevermind, I'm good. That was a great thing. Both of my grandfather's like, if you look at him from a distance, you would have never known, but then like get up close. They were fucking rock solid. Oh yeah. But I mean, my dad was a huge farm boy. That's, that's, that's one of my favorite things. Uh, and this is,
Speaker: you know, why, and I think now that the quote unquote COVID shit is coming to an end, I want to, uh, I want to look into my, my, my charity that I want to do my nonprofit and whatnot. Um, went down in Charleston. One of my favorite things to do is some of my customers who were generational, uh, original original Charlestonians. I had customers when I worked for work and then I didn't do anything. I didn't treat their houses. I didn't do anything. I was just there and I would hang out for an hour.
Speaker: I didn't even drink coffee, but I would sit down on the front porch and drink coffee and we would talk and we would talk and they would tell us, tell me stories and stuff like that. And that's one of my favorite things. Um, and that's what I want to do with my charity. What I would like to do is work in a nursing home. Well, that's what I want to do is I want to go there.
Speaker: and I'd go there and hang out with mom because it'd be like a Friday night and I'm like, well, you know, can I go with you to work? Because I'd be able to sit around and watch TV all fucking night, do whatever I want, stay up as late as I want. And these old guys would come out for a smoke and, you know, they weren't allowed to keep their cigarettes. So they'd have to go to my mom for a cigarette. And me and these guys would sit down on the fucking porch, you know, two o 'clock in the morning while they smoke cigarettes. And they'd sit there and tell me stories. It was fucking amazing.
Speaker: Well, that's what I want to do with with my with my quote unquote. I mean, it'll grow into something eventually, but I want to go to the nursing homes and you know how many you know how many people are in the nursing homes that don't get visitors? Yes. Oh, exactly. I want to I want to go there and I want to be that person who you know, she's not in talks to him for a half hour, 20 hours. You know, I don't want to bring him on the podcast. You know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean? Maybe but you know, go and go and spend a half hour.
Speaker: with them for a couple times a week. And there's plenty of nursing homes around me, but it's kind of what I want to do. And then eventually grow that to where I'm not the only one doing it. There's other people in the area that want to join in and do the same thing and just go and be that friend or that family that they don't have. Because working in nursing homes, I had three nursing homes when I worked for a working
Speaker: And it broke my heart. Like it legitimately broke my heart when I would go in there to treat the rooms and stuff like that, my preventative treatment. And, and, and, and you start talking to people and you'd hear these people and it all, you know, my daughters, like I haven't seen my grandkids. I haven't seen like my, my kids in seven, eight months, blah, blah, blah. And it's just like, and that's where I kind of came up with the idea where it's like, you know, if I could
Speaker: go into these nursing homes and I could do a group thing or individual or whatever. And I love hearing the stories. I love listening to them. I mean, I had one customer of mine, and Charleston. A glimpse in days past, too. Yeah, I had one customer in Charleston that I went, she was monthly.
Speaker: and her, I don't know, I can't remember exactly. Great, great, great, great, great grandfather or whatever built the house she lived in. And it had been passed down. They were like one of the first people to live in Charleston. I never dreamed of your house. I never did anything. I went there and I spent an hour every month and we would sit down. I don't drink coffee, but I would sit down and drink coffee with her. And, you know, one of her biggest concerns was
Speaker: who the house was going to go to next in her family, because it was going to leave, it was going to stay in the bloodline, but it was going to leave her because she never, unfortunately, her and her husband never had kids or anything like that. So it was going to have to go to like one of her brothers or sisters, but to hear the stories and to sit down and, you know, yeah, like,
Speaker: But not only that, but just in general, just to sit down and talk to her and to hear the history and the things that, how different it was when she was growing up. And then her living room, back when the house was originally built up until her mom took her to the house, back in the day, they would do funerals in the house, like in your house. You're showing stuff like that?
Speaker: Well, her living room was the funeral parlor. And it was so crazy to hear that. And me being, you know, me being me and being so in tune and so in touch with the other side and the paranormal and stuff like that. I would kind of, when she would tell me stories I would, in my mind and stuff like that, I would drift into that time.
Speaker: Yeah, I could see it and I could visualize it and stuff like that So that's why I said like, you know as a nonprofit charity or as a charity I want to start going to nursing homes and and And I know I know it's been done. I know it's nothing I know it's nothing new or anything like that But you know in my area there might not be somebody that does that you know, you're just a friend to these people
Speaker: And it hurts when you go see them. I don't know exactly what you're saying. No, it does. It breaks your heart. Like I said, when I would go to my nursing, when I would go treat my nursing homes, and I'm not going to lie, I had three nursing homes. And every one of them, I scheduled out and I booked out for an entire day. An entire 10 -hour day, I would spend at a nursing home. And in all honesty, I could do the service in two hours.
Speaker: Yes. Oh yeah. But I booked out my entire day because I knew I was going to, I knew I was going to hang out with certain people and I knew I was going to sit down and talk. I might have lunch. I might, depending on the whole day, I'd get down in the morning. I might have breakfast in their room with them. You know, I'd have lunch with, I'd have breakfast with one person. I'd have lunch with another person and you know, I'd eat dinner with, with, with some of them because like I said, I plan for a 10 hour day to be there and it,
Speaker: It was the highlight of their entire freaking month. Yes. Yeah. Company. Yeah. Regardless of how special they thought it was for them, it was 10 times more for me. Oh, yeah. Well, it's like a win -win. Yes. Damn, right, Tony? Yeah. And I say that because, I mean, I went a couple of times when I was younger. It hurts.
Speaker: And I feel kind of bad when I don't go, but I just, it pains my heart. It really does pain my heart to see people in pain, see people who don't have family to come see them. And it's crazy because they won't admit to it. Like that's the thing, they won't admit to it. They won't say it. They won't lead on, but you can, you can, you can, you can tell. And, you know, like I said, you know, and that's, I'm hopefully by latest by next summer, I want to, I want to try to get myself
Speaker: into that routine, you know, because if the kids are not in my house, you know, I come home from work, I go to the gym, and then after that, I'm not doing anything. Right. You need to relax. So that's what you don't need. Don't relax yourself. I relax way more than you think I do. Okay. But you make it sound like you don't. You make it sound like you do something. You know what I'm saying? Well, that's because I, I, I get, I get cabin fever real quick. Okay.
Speaker: Yeah. And, and, and, and, and, and, you know, being somebody like myself, and we've talked about this before, we've talked about this a lot, you know, dealing with, uh, um, depression and anxiety and stuff like that. And like I said, since actually, since I've met Jody and Jody and I've been, been talking and been together, I have not, I have not gone through that shit. Like I have not had a bout with it or anything like that, but you know,
Speaker: you're you're you're home even though that's your home and everything like that. It starts to it starts to feel like a prison and it can and and before you know when I would try to go and go to the gym or even if I just went to the grocery store and I got accused of doing some sideways **** and doing something dirty, you know, it's like **** it. I'm just going to stay
Speaker: So, you know, I actually, I actually, I actually have a lot of, I have a lot more time than people believe or people might think where I'm just sitting on my ass not doing anything. And like, because it's different when I come down here because, you know, this is Jodi's home. Right. And I know she has things that she wants to do to make it more hers. You know, somebody, somebody else bought this house. Somebody else lived in this house. Somebody else made this house their home.
Speaker: Yes. Joanie bought it and now she wants to make it her home and I know there's things that she wants to do and I'm like, let's do it. Let's let's let's let's **** it out because you know, this is this is your home and it should feel like your home and and I enjoy doing that stuff. So, you know, for me, I live in an apartment. I live in a tiny little apartment and in all honesty, you know, I don't want to sit there all day every day. So, if I can get out of the house and at the
Speaker: Like I'm not going to make TikTok videos. I'm not going to post videos. I'll talk about it from time to time on here, but it's, it's, it's. Oh, if I can get out and I can go spend an hour, if I'm not, you know, I get done at the gym and, and, and there's a nursing home right down on the same street as my gym and I can go down there and hang out for an hour or two and talk to people. You're like, you know, that's, that's, that's cool for me.
Speaker: I'm not going to come on here every podcast and be like, yeah, so, you know, I went down to the nursing home and I did my good deed for you there and look what I'm doing. You're not doing it for the likes of so to, so to speak. You're doing it because it, it's, it's a kind of the right thing to do, but B it's that experience of, of being able to talk to somebody A that's, that's lonely or whatever, but, but B that it's,
Speaker: That's what I was saying. That's a given to anybody who's grown. You know what I'm saying? Right. Right. Exactly. And I don't say that to like gloat on people, but I know when I was a kid, when we were spending our summers in Jacksonville,
Speaker: I had a great -grandmother who was in a nursing home. We would go see her. And, you know, we would go there. She just wanted to see us and let us be ourselves. You know, we had to behave and all that good stuff, but we would go. And I had a girlfriend in college. We would go to a nursing home, sort of like a little community service. It would tear her up. And I would sit there. I couldn't say that. I felt like, shit. One of the reasons why, one of the reasons I take care of myself, I try to emphasize everybody get up on their health. You got to talk to somebody, some of them senior citizens. Let them tell you what the hell is going on with themselves.
Speaker: Let them tell you what they've been through, and let them advise you to take care of yourself so you don't wind up like them. They will tell you that shit. And that's for real. This ain't glowing. This ain't shit on them. If somebody's hunched over there in a wheelchair, they can't do what they're used to, and they hate it. They hate it. They push themselves too hard, or that time caught up to them. That's the biggest thing. They can't be their independent selves. You gotta depend on somebody else. That is painful to them.
Speaker: They need to need somebody to have to help you at any point in your life will drive you damn nuts. I had a gentleman, one of the nursing homes I took care of. I love this guy. When he was younger, he was a blues musician. He was a blues guitarist. And he used to kill me. He used to crack me up. Old Freddie. Old Freddie.
Speaker: First time I, first time I treated his room, he introduced himself. I said, I'm old Freddy. And I was like, why you call yourself old Freddy? You ain't old, you're only as old as you feel, you know, just trying to make conversation. He said, I'm old Freddy the blues man. And he bought out his guitar one night, or one, not one night, one day, when I was there. I love to see the citizens. You tell them they're old. I mean, you tell them they're old. You look at you like, boy, don't play with me.
Speaker: He pulled out. He pulled out. He pulled out his guitar one day when I was there. And he said, he said, how old are you? Glick and he cuz I, you know, I, I, you know, I introduce myself as Chris and and he and he instantly asked, he said, well, what does everybody call you? I said, well, you know, everybody calls me Glick and he's like, he pulled out this old guitar and it was old and it was beat up and then he said, he said, Glick, when was you born? I said,
Speaker: 1981. And he said, you know, I bought this guitar 40 years before you was born. Before you was born. I said 40 years. If that don't do something to you, you ain't taking life seriously. Right? And he started playing it. And he started playing. Oh, that's a good call. God, it kills me that I can never remember this man's name.
Speaker: but the gentleman who, the story goes, he went to the crossroads and sold his soul to the devil, an old blues musician. They made movies and stuff like that. He started playing one of his songs and I can't sing to save my life, but I started singing the song. So it turned into a routine every month or every month when I went there, he would play a song and we would sing together. Sing together, you damn right. And he was like the
Speaker: biggest and best hype man in the world because he was like, oh, there you go. Glick, you got it. He was an older black man from the south and, you know, and he had that dialect and the way he talked. Right. There you go. Glick. He's like, you got the blues in your soul. He's like, let it out. Sing it. And then I know I can't sing for shit, but man, when him and I, we do two or three songs together.
Speaker: And I said, all right, old Freddie, I gotta go. I gotta move on. He's like, I'll see you next month. Next month we'll roll around and I'd get to his room. And I got to a point where I scheduled his room last so we had more time to hang out. Right. As soon as I get in there, he'd pull out his guitar. And here we go. Yep. I bet you if you would have asked, he'd have taught you to play that guitar too. He probably would have.
Speaker: And he wouldn't have taught me how to play the guitar. He would have taught me how to play the blues. That's probably one of my favorite genres of music. I had enough of it when I was in Alabama. I listened to it real hard for about a year and I was like, okay. I don't care if you're white, black, purple, green or yellow.
Speaker: If you can sing your ass off, if you can sing your ass off and you can play guitar when it comes to the blues, I'm in, I'm in. You've got me locked in. I'm done. It's game over. Man, I'll get down to some blues music all day or day, man. And me and old Freddie, man, we would. We'd just sit there and he'd play that old guitar and he'd play it.
Speaker: I mean, it was so crazy. What still amazes me about this story is that he has the guitar and is 40 years older than you. I can't think of anything I've had for 40 years. He was a kid when he bought it. He was a kid when he bought it. But the fact that he's had it that long, I mean, I think the oldest thing in this house is maybe five years.
Speaker: And the crazy thing about it was he could barely move, he could barely get around, but he played that guitar and it was like he was 20 years old all over again. The way he played it was like he was a 20 year old kid. He probably kept him young, so to speak. Like I said, again, I don't know, I'm sure it probably meant way more than I thought it did, but for me, it was so much more special to me.
Speaker: and it will ever be to him in my opinion. Yeah, but I bet you he would say the same thing. He might. Because that was like, I mean, we was rock stars, man, for 45 minutes to an hour. We was rock stars in his room. They were like the greatest blues musicians ever.
Speaker: But it's stuff like that. That's why I want to do what I want to do. And it matters to you when you get something out of it. That's what it is. It matters to you when you get to something out of it. A lot of times, Joe was talking about how you've been shot down, played out, left all this craziness, but now you've got something that's kicking in. Oh, no, absolutely. Absolutely. Now I look back on all that stuff. Like Jody and I were talking today,
Speaker: I think she's probably asleep by now. But we was talking today and I tell her multiple times every single day how beautiful she is and this and the other thing. And she made the comment of I don't see what you see or something along those lines basically and I told her something. I said there was something I seen a long time ago years ago that's always stuck with me. It basically goes along the lines of
Speaker: don't let the reflection that you see in the mirror determine who you are. Yes. You know, look at the reflection that you make on people. What everybody else thinks of you is what is real. What you see in the mirror is fake because you're going to find flaw. I look in the mirror to this day and I find all my flaws. I point out I don't like this. I don't like that. I hate what I see in the mirror but there's people out there that you know and
Speaker: instead of being that person, let me be the person that everybody else sees. So I went down and we've all gone through our struggles. We've all gone through a rocky ass road. We've been through hell and back. Lord knows I've been through hell and back, you know, but don't judge me unless you, and at the end of the day, live my life and see somebody's shoes agreed. Yeah. It's not even I'm walking a mile in somebody's shoes. Live my life.
Speaker: Let's trade lives and you live my life and see how you fare and you understand why I am who I am. At the end of the day, you'll understand why I'm as strong as I am. It's not a matter of I can kick this guy's ass or I could beat this guy's ass or anything like that. So live my life and then you can understand what I've been through and what I've seen and what I've done. Does not let she be judged.
Speaker: And I've always, I tell people, I tell people all the time, I said, you know, no matter what you say to me, you can never offend me because what I think of myself is way worse than what you can fucking say. So Robin Williams said, Robin Williams said, the saddest people always
Speaker: try to make everybody else happy, make everybody else laugh because they don't want them to feel what they feel. Their pain. That's poetic. That is poetic right there. That's Robin Williams, man. Yeah, poetic. So like I said, if I, you know, with what I want to do with like the nursing homes, and I would eventually want to, and I know people do shit for children's hospitals and the kids and stuff like that, but I want to eventually get to the point where not only am I going to
Speaker: Um, nursing homes, but let me go to the children's hospital. Let me go to the cancer wars. Let me go to the, what you cried. Let me, that's what, like I said, it might only be me to start, but I mean, if I can get people in my area, it's going to join me and then they'll, you know,
Speaker: I can't go on Tuesday, but so and so can go on Tuesday. And to the point where somebody from my group will be there every day of the week. There's going to be somebody that's more religious than I am. And on Sunday, they're going to go and they're going to pray with the super religious people at the nursing home. They're going to go and they're going to pray with them and they're going to read the Bible or whatever. You're going to break bridge.
Speaker: You're going to, you're going to have your fellowship and everything like that. I mean, that's ultimately at the end of the day, what I want to do. And it's, you know, as much as you're helping them, you're helping yourself too, because, you know, you, you, some people have been through the struggle and some people have been through the ringer or knows I have. And it's so weird.
Speaker: It's so weird and I told you to do this today. I've never had anybody who's had my back and supported me like she has. Everybody in my life. Yeah, you've been saying that for months. Yeah, everybody in my life is always just kind of like been waiting and watching and encouraging the downfall. So, you know, I'm a different person. It only takes one person to push and I'm a different person now than what I was.
Speaker: She's a positive influence. Seven months ago. She's a positive. And you guys can attest to that. Hell, we've been doing this podcast for over a year. I mean, you guys, Tony, you came on a few episodes late, but Jeff, you've been on, you and I started this shit. You see the person I am, you know? Yeah. I see the person Jeff is today compared to the person Jeff was the last time him and I hung out and really got to talk and bullshit.
Speaker: Tony, you're still coming along. But no, I mean, in all seriousness, I've seen that. Sometimes it just takes one person to change their mind. I've watched the difference in Tony from when I first met Tony almost a year ago to today. I mean, shit. Regardless of what we say on this podcast, when we bust each other's balls, Tony's one of those guys that if I was
Speaker: I got on my phone right now, I was like, hey man, I need you. He's been, all right, what's going on? I do it and I've done it and people have been there for me too. Yeah. That comes from people being there for me. I know a lot of it was in my heart and there were times I didn't feel reciprocated, but a lot of people that I've met reciprocate what I give. That's my gratitude. That's why I try to keep everybody together. That's the thing, most everybody in my life has always been
Speaker: Let's keep, let's keep Glick around until we don't need him anymore. Let's get what we need out of him. And then once we get that, and that's probably 99 % of the people in my life, family included. And I joke around and I, you know, I say, you know, like, as far as Tiktok or this side or another thing goes, so you gotta get the Glick rub. That's a real fucking thing, whether you believe it or not, you know, people have followed me on Tiktok and pretending to be one thing.
Speaker: And as soon as they get where they want to be with the glitter, and it's, and it's, and it's killed, they're like, it took me two years to get to 10 ,000 followers on, on, on TikTok because I was too busy. I was too busy helping everybody else, but when I needed help, nobody was around. And I learned that lesson. I was like, you know what? Fuck you guys. Well, my bank, well, my account got banned for going live and I, and I created my second, my, my backup account. And I was like, Hey guys, help me get up to a thousand followers, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: I didn't reach 1000 followers on my second account until we started the podcast. Right. I'm at 54 followers. I follow you, Tony. Make a video of some content and I'll do edit on my main account. Yeah, I was going to say.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm just putting pictures up there and a couple of messages just being myself. There are a couple of videos that I do want to do. I haven't done yet, but even a couple. Actually, I got a new thing. I'm going to start on my TikTok pretty soon. Actually, I'm going to add your Black Panther. I'm going to see if I can do a good reface with Bucky or something like that. And I'm going to do at that, tell everybody, go Bucky.
Speaker: Don't do that shit. Come on. You know, you know, you know, Wakanda and, and, and, and Black Panther, you know, they was there. They helped Bucky. They got Bucky back on his feet. They're out there on the right path. You can't hate on Bucky. He loves it. He brought it all on himself, Tim. At the end of the day, he brought it all on himself. To my Mandarin.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. He's um, I don't even know the whole story, but I just think he's going through now. He brought it all on himself and actually journey man. We're talking about that today. There's more to the story.
Speaker: With everything that happened with his ex -wife and him kids, there ain't no reason why he should have lost his kids unless he did something that he should have done. That ain't true. No, that is 100 % true. I would not know. As a guy who knows the story with what happened with his wife and stuff like that. You know what I mean? It's going to be cool, but I can honestly say there's more. And don't nobody want to hear a goddamn thing. I can almost tell you my story, but it's a little too private. I'll holler at y 'all too soon.
Speaker: there's there's there's there's more there's more to it. There's more of a situation. Plus, plus Tim, you know, I got nothing but love for for Mike. I know whether he whether he whether whether whether whether he wants he he wants to be a father because it gives him likes and comments and and and and follows at the end of the day. Yes, that's that's an honest to God.
Speaker: whether he believes it or not, I got nothing but love for him. But at the end of the day, he's fake. He does, he kind of, the drama is likes to him. Yeah. He is a persona for him. And like I said, and I don't mean this in a malice sense of form or a hatred or anything like that, because
Speaker: Mike, I know you probably still watch. I know you, I know you're still in the Snapchat group. I know you probably got some things you want to say. Yep. I know you probably got some things you want to say to me and which you are more than welcome to come on here, but at the end of the day, just be real for once and stop with the bullshit. But you know, he's got shit going on in his life and I understand that everybody's got shit going on in their life, but
Speaker: You want to do a sad sappy video, but at the same time, you want to still try to make this a thirst trap. And again, I'll say this until the end of time.
Speaker: Play this simple, you single white female, Mike. You single white female, Mike. You took everything. You got my hairstyle. You do your videos. You do the same beard stroke. You do the same side eye look that I did. You do the same hair swipe. It is what it is. You single white female. You just didn't try to stab me with a high heel. Yeah. Damn. But no, you know.
Speaker: Well, I think I think some of that comes to comes down to you can be caught in a rut and not realize I think I think it is too and then when somebody tries to Like I tried to do light on it. Yeah Yeah, I was the bad guy, but I said what I said and it wasn't it it wasn't I
Speaker: Jesus. I didn't, I didn't say it. I didn't, I didn't say it as coming from a place of, uh, of negativity or malice or anything like that. But I said it because it needed to be said and nobody else was saying it. When I said the things that I said in our, in our group chat, um, I honestly, in all honesty, it came from a place of love. I think into the day.
Speaker: And he took it the wrong way, which I imagined he would take it. And it is what it is. Eventually, a friend of mine, my brother Dom, his grandmother used to always say, what is done in the dark always comes out in the light.
Speaker: Eventually Mike's gonna have to get to that point on his foot on his own eventually and hopefully he does and You know Maybe he'll make changes. Hopefully he'll make changes and he'll he'll address it properly but until then I Had no problem saying things that I say because Like I've always said I don't hide behind private profiles. I don't hide behind
Speaker: Blocking people. I don't block people. I don't either you know I'm gonna say what I'm gonna say and if you don't like it, well, okay, you should I'm just saying Come out, you know if I say something that you don't like come out from the fucking shadows and speak your goddamn mind what's fucking conversation You don't know what a thirst trap is well thirst trap is is
Speaker: a video to make you look sexy, or you think it looks like you look sexy. Are you on TikTok, Tim? If you're on TikTok, follow... Anybody. All that sensible nonsense, first and foremost, and follow... Anybody. Quick talks, and now that I do thirst trips, I think I've only done, like, one, and... And I'm still having nightmares from that one. I was teasing you earlier. I'm fucking scared to throw up on my fucking... Before you, Paige, and I almost threw up.
Speaker: I was teasing Jody earlier. I was like, yeah, you know how you started stalking me because of my TikTok videos. You see me on TikTok and then you follow me on Snapchat. I was like, what? She was just like, really?
Speaker: I was like, yeah, but at the end of the day, was it a bad thing? Because I mean, I told her earlier on in the show, and I'm talking like this is like right after Mike started, we were talking about thirst trap videos. Thank you, residents. We both made one that next day. And I made one not too long ago, not because I was trying to be thirsty.
Speaker: I did it because I thought. I think I said your name right. Your resonance, resonance, just broke down the definition of a thirst trap. Yeah, there you go. Apparently, any video I make is a thirst trap, so. I was going to say, yeah, mine are. I got follows from people. What is the farthest away you've gotten a follower, Chris? I got one from Ethiopia.
Speaker: I mean, I've got followers in England and Scotland and Ireland and Australia. I mean, I've got followers all over the world, to be honest with you. I don't know how to determine the farthest. Well, we're huge in fucking Dominican Republic. The podcast is huge in the DR. I noticed that.
Speaker: I mean, shout out to the DR. What's going on? JB. That's JB from all out. Oh, it's JB. What's going on, JB? Long time no see. How you doing, brother? Told him how to get up here three hours ago. He just got here. God dang it. JB's from Sweden. Oh, JB's one of my people. There you go. Sweden. Sweden. Sweden. The Nordic people.
Speaker: Speaking of my people and your people, totally off subject, but real quick. Yeah. So like four years ago, I bought the 23 and me. Okay. I still haven't sit on the coordinate because things. No, I was still sitting on my, on my microwave. It's still saying I'm a microwave and I wanted to do no, I've never done it, but I want to do it. But I want to do the reveal on the show here. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker: Um, also speaking of reveals on the show, uh, next week I'm going to order a Amazon electronic mystery box. Are you seriously going to do that? Yeah, that's like 30 bucks. What are you doing, Tony? But what I've been doing is drinking a lot of tea. How do you not have any alcohol, Tony?
Speaker: He drank it all. Got broke. For those who don't know, I really haven't done a full week of work since February because I've been. No, symptoms are off the fucking arm. So cooking more, less alcohol, which is fine, but I don't have money. What are you doing for money, man? I don't have splurge of money. I got bill money. I don't have splurge of money. Right. We're still getting paid from work.
Speaker: I got to send you. I'm going to send you alcohol money. Please. It's only for alcohol. Don't spend anything else. Please. You know, Tony, I got $7 billion for you. I'm just saying.
Speaker: If you made that $7 billion, I wouldn't even break up. I wouldn't even break you beyond $500 ,000 to get myself back on my feet. So you go work on $100 ,000, Jeff, and he suck your dick is what he's saying. That's fire. I got that change. When I start drinking beer, my money's getting tight. And in case y 'all didn't know, I was drinking a lot of beer for a while.
Speaker: No, I feel you. No, I feel you because I kept a bottle of open mirrors, a bottle of crown up in his newbie lash. I have my liquor. Do I really need internet this month? When you start seeing me, when you start seeing me drinking cheap ass beer, like Maddie light and buchilates and stuff like that, that's when you know, old boys broke.
Speaker: Yeah. When I started going, hey, you see what I'm drinking right now. This is not a cheap -ass beer. Megalobaltra, like, or Budweiser. Those are not cheap beer. I'm trying to think what would be my equivalent to, I don't really drink anymore. And when I do, I start calling Chris Bitch a lot. So that's what you're talking about. I was coming to Cantu. I was coming to Cancun one day. Cantu. I promise you, Cantu. Cantu -y. I was coming to Cancun. Cantu -y. Isn't that a Star Wars thing? Yes.
Speaker: Me and George are going to hang out. We're going to get drunk with Jeff. And the first time Jeff calls me a bitch, me and George are going to whoop your ass. I was going to say, I was walking like this. The motherfucker's going to be like, it's me. Ta -da. Who's a bitch? I'm like the worst Mario ever. No, I can't really think of the equivalent of what I like.
Speaker: cheap beer or something. I already smoked cheap cigarettes just because I buy a lot of them. Well, what's the cheapest beer down there? $1 .50. Okay, what is it called? Gio. Okay, so how much is a 12 pack of Gio? I don't know. I don't buy it. I don't know. Okay. So so so like, what is it like a 24 ounce can of Gio is $1 .50?
Speaker: like a tall boy of guile. No, they don't sell tall boys. They just sell six packs. Six packs is literally like maybe seven bucks. I buy a 12 pack of M .G .D. of costing about $14. If I find M .G .D., I buy it. A six pack of guile. Yeah.
Speaker: You said it's the cheapest beer of seven, seven American dollars down there. Yeah. Seven American dollars. I really don't know. You realize you can get, you can get a six pack of Natty light for four bucks. Any bid as late as. No, I honestly, I honestly do not know. I honestly do not know the price of beer. I bought a, I bought an 18 pack of Michelobulture light tonight and it was 20 bucks.
Speaker: I don't like Corona. I love it. I don't. I don't like the aftertaste. Let me ask you something. Let me ask you something. How do you drink your Corona? Just plain? Just straight out of the can. No. Get a bottle. Get the bottle. I put lime in it.
Speaker: No, get a bottle of Caroma. Caroma. Carona. Lemon. Lime. No, listen. Two slices of lime, two slices of lemon. Lemon down here is a fucking challenge. You get limes all fucking day long. You can't find lemons. Lemons are just rare. Jesus. Really? Well, I tell you what, two lemons.
Speaker: two, two, two lemons, two slices of lemon, two slices of lime and a bottle of Corona. It's, it's, I mean, there's only, I won't say that. Well, the, I, if I, if I have my, there's only one thing better than, there's only one thing better than a Corona with two limes and two lemons and uh, I'll just do this. I'll just do that. The tongue is the strongest muscle in your body.
Speaker: uh if i go and i i didn't say the biggest i said the strongest good point if i have my preference of beer i buy a brand it's called soul s o l and it's it's kind of like corona but you know it's but it doesn't have the corona aftertaste it's not
Speaker: It's not like I love M .G .D. Don't get me wrong. I love M .G .D. But M .G .D. is it's like a hard thing to find here. I only find it every once in a while. See if you can find Takiza down there. What is it? Takiza? No. That might be an American. If you get a chance, look for it. It's like a really good alignment. They got Takate down here. Takate is dope. I love that shit. That's disgusting. The Bud Light Takate? No, no, no.
Speaker: I don't know. It's called that's the name of the beer. It's they got Bud Light up here and it's **** it. You know, it's you know, it's really good. Bud Light makes, they make the Bud Light mixers.
Speaker: And they got like the Long Island Iced Tea, and they've got a strawberry one, and they've got a blackberry daiquiri or whatever. See, I'm afraid to buy stuff like that, because if I don't like it, then I'm sitting there holding this band. You wouldn't take me too, and I'm ready to crawl. Boy, here's the problem. Here's the problem. Here's the problem. Here's the problem is finding the good, because I love being a Long Island Iced Tea.
Speaker: but finding a good Long Island iced tea at a bar. Boy, Tony ain't wrong, man. I'm Long Island iced teas. If you can find a good one, they will. I have the best story. As Tony would say, now Tony said two, but for me,
Speaker: because I'm built different. I get four or five, six Long Island Iced Tea's and as Tony would say, I'm in your ass. I have the best Long Island Iced Tea story. I love being a good Long Island Iced Tea man. For about 10 years, every year on my birthday, I used to do a tour here and I don't do it anymore just because I don't care anymore. But it's called Captain Hook and you go out on a pirate ship
Speaker: and it's a show and dinner kind of thing and I've **** it up. Yeah. Is that is that the one where you can get the surf and turf and you said, yeah, exactly. You get the state and your wife gets a lot of turf and she gives me the lobsters. She gives me her lobster. I give her my steak. Big tips is shrimp or steak chips and lobster. No, it's it's it's
Speaker: I think I've just sent me pictures of the of the of the lobster. It's it's like these are these are these are your arm. These are mutated lobsters on steroids. It's retarded. It's good. And it's only like 30 bucks. Yeah.
Speaker: I heard a Mad Dog beer. Yeah, Mad Dog. Take the Mad Dog logo, cover the eyes of the bulldog. That's a malt liquor. If you cover the eyes of the bulldog, it looks like Batman eating Catwoman. Go ahead, do it. It's hilarious. Hold on, Catwoman. There you go. But do it. Watch him. Watch his face. He's going to do it.
Speaker: No, mad dog is a mad dog, some malt liquor. It's a we used to get them in 40s all the time when I, when I was sorry, I'm thinking of red dog. I'm thinking when I went, when I was younger, like when I would go visit my mom, my dad's, when I would go visit my mom on down in the bottoms, me and my friends down there used to make drink mad dog or red. Was it, was it red dog or red dog? It's red dog. Mad dog. I never heard a mad dog beer. MD 2020. It's not a beer.
Speaker: was it red dog? It was red dog, right? Yeah. Red dog. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what we used to drink all the time. When I, when I, when I go visit my mom down in the bottom, she lived in the hood. Look at that. Cover the eyes. Cover the eyes for me real quick.
Speaker: I just did it. I see it. Oh my god. He's not wrong. Oh my god. He's not wrong. No, he's not. He's not wrong. He's not. He's not **** wrong. I need Jesus. I'm going to church tomorrow. No, we used to drink that red dog boy. We used to put them **** down in the 40 ounce. We had our paper bags.
Speaker: I'm telling you, my big old country ass was good. My big old country ass would go down to my mom's when I was younger and visit her in the bottoms, which was like the hood in Columbus and went, man, we used to put them motherfuckers away. And some of them dudes that I would hang out with, I'm still drinking and they're like, dude,
Speaker: What is wrong with you? I'm like, you ain't gonna finish that. I got it. Four or five of them bitches. And then all of a sudden it'll. You get fucked up. It's like, it's like vodka. It's like vodka. It's a ninja. It's important. Here's the thing. So, uh, my, my parents were down here one time. Here's the visual.
Speaker: And I took my buddy that passed away last year from COVID. I took him. And Albert's out there and they're like, what would you like to drink? Don't rest in peace. He was a Cowboys fan. Yeah, that is true. Rest in peace. And he says, do you guys have Long Island Iced Tea? And they're like, yeah, how strong you want it? He's like, make that bitch strong. I'm from Texas, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, I don't know, dude. I wouldn't fuck with it.
Speaker: 45 minutes later, this is a three hour tour. I shit you not. 45 minutes later, my mom goes, hey, where's your buddy? I said, I think he's on a dance floor or some shit. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to go to the bathroom because I've been drinking beer all night.
Speaker: I go to the bathroom, and an hour is laying on the floor of the bathroom, hugging a toilet like it owes him money. Because he had top shelf. He wasn't used to it. That's the thing. He was hung up. He had top shelf. It was the funniest thing in life. You were not the same person. Sit your ass down. He was blessed. And then he had met us at the place. So I had to drive his truck back. And we got back to the house.
Speaker: And I was like, you know what, Albert, instead of you driving home because you fucked up, sleep on my couch. My mom woke up in the morning, came knocking on my bedroom door, and she says, hey, you got to go downstairs and cover Albert up. And I was like, what are you talking about? She says, he's in his tatantadas, only laying on the couch. I went down with a blanket, and I waked his motherfucker up. I went, what are you doing, dude? My family in the house.
Speaker: I'm not, I'm not, I'm not going to make fun of him. I'm not going to call him because I know it's a long island. I see only those like, you know, those little cups. No, no, no, no. I, I, when I was, um,
Speaker: When I was working at two minute truck, when I was working at two minute truck, we moved a guy from Columbus to, uh, uh, Staten Island. Right. And, uh, and what we used to do long haul. So we, so, so we moved this guy from Columbus to, uh, he was in a, he had a fancy, you, I think you might've been a lawyer or whatever.
Speaker: But he got a job offer in Staten Island. Well, he got a job offer in New York City, but he was moving to Staten Island. The law firm that hired him, they bought him a house in Staten Island. They bought him a house in Staten Island. What's going on, Steve?
Speaker: And they bought him a beautiful house on Staten Island. Staten Island is pretty, it's a nice, where he was at was, the neighborhood he was living in was pretty. So we did the move, we got, we like we, and this was a big move, we did two minute truck, they offer a lot of services, they do packs, so you go and pack everything. Put it in the boxes and all that jazz.
Speaker: We do the pack and then the move. So we went and did the pack. The pack took us a day and a half. Just on the pack. And this was six of us. This was a three truck move. So the house he had here was stupid. It was a mansion. It was retarded. So we did a day and a half on the pack with six of us. And we had fun while we were there. He had breakfast for us in the morning. He got us lunch and we were there for dinner.
Speaker: And he had a fridge full of alcohol and he was like, you guys help yourselves drink up. And at that time I had a brand new, I had a driver trainee. So I was like, all right, so me and my partner, and of course everybody there, we was all drinking. The driver, the driver trainee, he wasn't drinking.
Speaker: Right. So, you know, this dude was so cool. And his wife was so cool. They were younger and, uh, you know, we do the pack the next day we go and do the move and same six guys, same, all their seven ups. Cause I had the driver training. Fucking six of us all hung over as a motherfucker, but he had breakfast. Yeah, I know he was feeling the same way, but he had breakfast for us and everything.
Speaker: So we ate good the whole time. We make the move up to Staten Island. Well, we were scheduled for X amount of days. We did it all in a shorter time period. So we had more time there. Right. The night we finished, he was like, hey, let's take you guys out to dinner. You know, it's all on me. We went to this fancy ass restaurant. They like champions, you damn. They like fucking kings, boy.
Speaker: But man, I know it's kind of a long story. You get to where I'm going. I ordered a Long Island iced tea. So me and this guy, I was like, I'm going to get a Long Island iced tea. I'm in New York. I know where I'm standing, Island. But let me get a Long Island. He's like, all right. He's like, I'm going to go to Long Island for Long Island with you. I was like, I bet. Boy, I don't know how many we drink. I don't know how many we drink. But him and I. You don't know how many you drink.
Speaker: We don't know how many we drank, but we got, we got fucking wrecked. You know why? Because y 'all were also dehydrated in lower tolerance. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We had, we had Gatorade and water all day long. Like we had. He would detox from alcohol. Yeah. A hair adult. Dude, we got wrecked. This man, this man, we had three guys at his house that somehow wound up and slipped at his house.
Speaker: Jesus. They weren't drinking Long Island with us. We just all got fucking hammered. My partner and I, my partner was one of the guys who wound up at his house. You know, the hotel room we had was, you know, had double beds and this and the other thing, or two beds. I woke up the next day. Old boy was asleep in the other bed. I was like, I woke up and I was like, hey, hey,
Speaker: and he kind of kind of gradually came out of his coma and he was like, Hey, what's up? I was like, dude, why are you here? And he was like, I don't know. We were so fucking hammered. Oh, he's like, last thing I remember was ordering like our fifth or sixth Long Island and that's it. And I was like, I don't remember having that many. And he pulled out his fucking bill from the restaurant. It was a $2 ,500 bill.
Speaker: with an $800 tip. Jesus. If he was like, if I never see you again in my life, it'll be too soon. And then we went back to the house. Because we were scheduled for X amount of days, and we had a whole extra day. And my partner, Hemi, he was like, I told you before you started, don't go drink for drink with him.
Speaker: I had some friends here that they've moved since but we go out drinking and this is back when I drank a lot and they used to call me Houdini because I would know when I'm too fucked up and I wouldn't say goodbye, I just fucking leave.
Speaker: I believe just you're out. I would just be like, yeah, I'm gone. I'm done. And I just walk out the door, catch a cab, go home, because I know if I drink one more, I'm gonna be laying on the floor of the bar. So they'd be like, they'd call me the next morning, hey, Houdini, you get fucking home, okay? I'm like, yeah, I'm good. Like, how many did you have? I said, I don't know, but I knew if I had one more, I was done. And I'd get home, I'd hug the toilet for a little bit, and then go to bed. Sleep at one of the floors, so the room stops spinning.
Speaker: I've had nights in the bars where, you know, we, you know, like wake up the next day, you got all your boys at the house. Everybody's past top drop, but it's like, what the hell happened last night? We don't remember. And the one guy, he was like, well, everybody said they were going to go drink for drink with you. And I was like, fair enough. And then it was like, we don't know how you do it. They're like, we don't know how you did it.
Speaker: But not only did you walk out of the bar on your own two feet, but you carried two of these assholes. The buses from the hotels don't run 24 hours a day. So when you leave the bar, you can get back to your hotel, but it also goes downtown, you know? And I remember one time I was,
Speaker: I was dating a girl and to get, we were staying together. And to get to the house or our apartment, you'd have to get off the bus and walk like six blocks. Well, I fell asleep on the bus because I was drunk, duh. Woke up at the bus spot where they take a break. And the bus driver comes back on him like, hey, did you pay? I'm like, motherfucker, I never even got off. Took my head out the window, threw up, said, let's go.
Speaker: Got back to the house at like, it was like 10 o 'clock in the morning. Jesus. I had like two hours where I had to go back to work. What the fuck? We almost had four hours. I know. And? Yeah. Calm down. This guy. Jodie's asleep. He'll pay for it more. Mine's sitting tight. I learned. I learned.
Speaker: I know, I know, I know. Oh, man. Well, you know, my first year here, that's all I did was drink. I would go to the bar. I'd go to work, go to the bar. And when I was single, I'd go to the bar, pick up some chick, go to her hotel room, and go do it again the next day. I literally had an apartment I would see for like three hours a day. I'd go shit showers. I'd even go back to work. It's a place to keep my stuff.
Speaker: Uh, that's. Wow. Speaking of, uh, speaking of Jovi. Uh, she said your voice bound just now. No. Oh, random DM. I got on tick tock now. Hey, sorry for the DM, but, uh, wow, we have supplements that will, uh,
Speaker: help you with your workout gains. We see you like to work out and you look good and try. I was like, we see you. We hear it on the podcast. You got a little dick, so we got supplements to fix that. I'm looking. If that was the DM I just got, I'm ordering everything. I'm not afraid of a lot of things in life.
Speaker: It's funny. I like the, like the third and fourth hour terms into like super conversations, super serious conversations. That's cause we've got all the funny out. Well, no, we still have the funny. It's just, um, no, but we get a little bit more serious. You're like, I don't get scared. Why? It's probably because I've been drinking and I like to go more serious when I'm drinking. I don't get scared about a lot of things. Like there's not a whole lot in this life that scares me or there's not a whole lot of things or people or anything like that that I'm afraid of.
Speaker: But I've been struggling. This is where I just forget about anybody who watches or listens to this. And I just start talking to you guys because we're boys and you guys are my brothers and we just start talking real talk. But I've been absolutely terrified to tell Jody that I love her because I have fallen absolutely ahead of her. Wait, you've never said it? No. How many months has it been? Almost six.
Speaker: I mean, no, I did. I told her the night. I like like last night. So, you guys know she came down like not last weekend but the weekend before. Right. And and we were in the kitchen and we were, you know, hugging and kissing. Nothing, nothing. It's just just you know, just kind of just kind of, you know, we weren't naked or anything like that. We're just. And and and and she was like, I can't go to bed and I kept pulling her back and I wanted so bad to tell her and I was just terrified.
Speaker: And of course, maybe in a pussy that I am, maybe in a pussy that I am, here I am tonight. I took a picture. She, we were sitting on the couch and she was laying in my lap and she'd fall asleep and nobody will ever see this picture because it's just a pic. You know, it's my pick. And I said, like, right before we started the podcast or right as we were starting the podcast, I.
Speaker: Nobody was naked or anything like that. It was just one of our moments together. Yeah. That I enjoy. And I sent her a picture with a Snapchat and basically it was like, you know, I'm scared that that's a downie that I love you, but, you know, he refused to do the top five and the top 10. He talks about everything else, but he refused to get to 10 waiting on you to do the damn list. I did the top 10 in the second hour. It was those days.
Speaker: He was doing lists. I'm here for the list. We do a five -hour special. I don't know. I don't know. But yeah, so I kind of told her tonight. But it's just like. No, I get it. I get it. She's so guarded. It's scary to put yourself out there. She's so guarded. She's so guarded. And she has her walls up so, so much. You do too. You do too.
Speaker: I do. Yeah. No, absolutely. I do too. That's why you don't rush. There's nothing. You know, and I'm afraid like that's the thing that terrifies me is like, I don't want to scare her and push her away. Six months is a scare. Pushing yourself onto her is one scare. I am. Yeah, it would have been a month. I've been different. But however. Yeah. That's Charlotte though. I told my wife I loved her. I think I told my wife I loved her two weeks in.
Speaker: But like, that's the thing, like, that's the thing. That's the thing. It should be given in 12 years, sorry. No, but 12 years later, I still said, like, I've said it like six times since we're doing the show today. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's the thing. Like, every time we talk, and Tony's going to make fun of me, is where I'm a pussy. But like, we're like, even if we talk on the phone, she hangs up and I'm like, after she hangs up, I'm like, I love you.
Speaker: Yeah, I love you. Or like a night before we go to the vendor. Yeah, but you're not that guy. You're not that guy that does shit like that in the first place. He hasn't been in this position before. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, actually, actually. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What I mean by that. Actually, Tony is right. No, but what I mean by that is Chris can count on one hand how many chicks he slept with.
Speaker: where I need to take off both shoes and grab your hands too. You did say that good. You did say that. Okay. Maybe not one hand, but, but less than both hands, right? You're not wrong, but you're not right. But here's what I'm saying is, but no, no, no, Tony, Tony, Tony's a hundred percent right. Tony's a hundred percent right. I've never, I've never, I've thought that I was in love before.
Speaker: I've never truly been in love before. And right now I - You need to listen to Alexander O 'Neill and Shirell. Never knew love like this. Exactly. I know that. Yeah. I have never actually been, I thought I was before. I've never, I never knew. That's great. I know he's English. No, Tony's 100 % right. Mark that. Fucking clock that. I just said Tony was right.
Speaker: No, no, Tony, you're 100 % right because I thought I was in love with you. I've been through infatuation, attention, sex, companionship, economics, even everything. But when you've got everything in a total pack, it'll scare you because you've never been there before. Even with my ex -wife. My oldest son's mom, I didn't have a goddamn thing to worry about. Even, like I said, I thought... You got to...
Speaker: That's the change that you was going to have to make for this relationship. Get the negativity out. Yeah, absolutely. You have to be the bodyguard and be yourself. Everything else you can throw out. You know what I'm saying? No, no, no, exactly. Like I said, you know, I, even with my ex -wife, we spent 17 years ago and you know,
Speaker: It's different like I've never truly been a hundred percent in love like I am with with Jody I love it like I love everything about her. I love everything about She stops you she's already secure. She don't need you from them. She just wants your attention. I told you like okay, it's kind of And like I told her and like I told her this is the first time in my life that I've been in a relationship where it's a two -way street with same amount of the same amount of
Speaker: Attention, affection, love, all that stuff. She, she reciprocates it right back. I'm not the only one putting it out there. I'm not the only one putting myself out there. And, and I think that's why it was, and it's, it terrified like, it takes a lot for me to say, you guys know, I'm, I'm, I'm gonna be the first one to say,
Speaker: Hell, I know. I said, I'll fight degrees, but I'll fight the entire country of Canada. There's not much in this life that scares me other than flying. But to tell her that I love her scares me to death. Brian Reynolds said it best when he was discussing the birth of his daughter. He said,
Speaker: he thought he knew what love was and he would take a bullet for his wife. But when his baby girl was born, he knew what love was and he knew he would use, he should use fuck bleed. Fuck death lately. No, it's well, it's a different love that you have for your kids and what you have for your kids. It is because daily your kids will test you.
Speaker: I love my kids. My kids are the world. If anything ever happens, you're the first ones you're going to defend. But like I said, I'm. And I know she's guarded and I know she has her walls up and I don't want to scare and I don't want to push her away and I don't want her to. You know, I've broken through so many walls with her and I don't want her to.
Speaker: try to reinforce them and stuff like that. Right. But I do. I love this woman too. Oh my god. More than I don't know. I don't even know how to describe it. Keep going.
Speaker: No, you know, it's one of those things like, uh, my wife was saying today, a couple of days ago, the connection, it's a connection that is unexplainable. And, uh, my wife and I were talking about the other day that, that we're, we're so lucky.
Speaker: that we know that, A, we're not together because I make so much or she makes so much because we were together when we didn't have two pennies to rub together. Well, that's the thing, like, you know, Chody and I, you know, we're both strong, independent people, you know, and we got to dinner and we fight constantly. Who's ever, who's going to pay?
Speaker: And I'm like, you know, and I told her, you know, because when she first met me, I was brutally honest with her. I was like, look, I'm broke. I'm broke as shit. I got a shitty ass fucking apartment. You know, I'm literally starting over. Like I'm 18 years old, all over again.
Speaker: you know, she never cared about any of that and now, you know, many times I started over. Holy **** And now, like I'm making money and I have money and that's what I told her last night when we was at the casino. I said something. Oh, I was like, I'm going to get a drink. You want anything and she she wanted a drink and I was like, alright, I got you and she's like, let me give you my card. I'm like, yeah, I don't need your card. I got money, girl. I said, I got money and I, you know, like I got this and of course, I gotta take a card.
Speaker: Well, as with my wife, we have two bank accounts, but we only use one.
Speaker: So that card has, like, we have two ATM cards. The card for bills is all automatic payments. So we throw, you know, we have money in that card, but we don't use it. But we have one card that we're like, hey, you know, let's go to dinner. It all depends on who's holding the card at that moment. Yeah. And it's like, like, you know, like me getting my tattoos.
Speaker: I've never, the tattoo that I just got is something that I've had saved for years and I've wanted to get, but every time I've talked about it, regardless of who I was with or whatever, they made me feel like an asshole because I wanted to spend money on myself. And Jody's like, it's your tattoos.
Speaker: don't go ahead and get them wrapped up. I like when I, you know, every time I send her pictures of this one, I'm getting it done because I always send her progression tattoos and she's so supportive. And I was talking to her after I got this done, I called her as soon as I got done today. So I got my appointment scheduled to finish this, but not only do I have that appointment scheduled, I got my appointment for my next one. And she's like, she was, she was just as excited as I was. She was like, are you serious? I'm like, yeah. And she's like, hell yeah. And, you know,
Speaker: And I was telling her what I want to do, because I changed my forearms up a little bit.
Speaker: I'm still getting a wolf on one, but I'm getting a bear on the other one because in Norse mythology, bears are sacred creatures. They're known for wisdom, strength, power, protective, and they're also the symbol of the berserker Viking warrior, which everybody that I ever talked to that are in the Norse paganism and stuff like that. Do you have the design for the bear? Because if you want to bear tattoo, dude, I got...
Speaker: Yeah, and I have one. And they're like, you are 100 % a berserker. Like if you were in the Viking time and you were, you'd be a berserker because they're those guys that just, no fear, do what they want, but they also have compassion and empathy and stuff like that. So I'm going to get that. But then I also figured out my chest piece. I wanted to get a tattoo for my kids, but I never knew what I wanted to get. Now I know what I want to get. I'm going to get the tree of life.
Speaker: and the branches are going to the branches are going to have their names on it. Like the one from uh Captain America? No, look up look up the tree life symbol. It's it's uh it's um it's it's a circular symbol and it's a tree but it shows the roots and then it has and it comes up in like the but and it's it's one of those things that we're okay. Yeah, I've seen this before. Yeah. Yeah. It's a it's it's a Celtic slash
Speaker: There it is. But on the branches. For those watching. All one piece of person. I'm going to have the, well, I think it's just him. I'm going to have the kids' names. I'm going to have the kids' names on the branches. But the nice thing about it is down the road, you know, I can always add Jodie's kids depending upon how close we get and stuff like that. Well, you know, when it comes to tattoos, like, I don't,
Speaker: Like you have a theme going on, which is cool. I don't really have a theme, except for tribute. Like every tattoo I have with the exception of two. You do a tribute. Yeah. Like I have, I have, uh, uh, my Superman for my, for my dude that I was in the Navy with. I have the Cardinal for my grandmother. I have Deadpool and Harley Quinn for me and my wife. I got the Winnie the Pooh for my. Deadpool and Harley Quinn.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. Uh because DC and Marvel. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy.
Speaker: Yeah. But Deadpool and if you read the comics. Deadpool dating death. Deadpool and death. Which was over here. It was such a crazy. It wasn't so much that it was death. I don't like it as much as the Harley Quinn. Just to the conversation. Speaking of like the relationship. That's why, that's why Thanos was trying to snap out half the universe. He's doing it to impress death.
Speaker: Yes, he wanted to think he wanted the court death. Yes. Last night when Jody and I were going to the casino and when we were talking, because Jody and I are complete 100 % polar opposites. Right. That sounds like me, my wife. She's from the city. I'm from the country. I'm very affectionate. My love languages are touch and affirmation.
Speaker: You know, I love to cuddle. And she loves to cuddle too, as much as she'll deny. I like to slap my wife's ass a lot. I noticed that today. She's got that big old boot.
Speaker: We went to crumble, we went to crumble cookies and Jody's like, I can't hold your hand right now because I have precious carbon. It's like, no worries. I'm going to hold your butt because it fits perfect in my hand. She was like, so you say I have a little butt. I'm like, no, it's just my, I have really big hands. But, you know, so, you know, we were talking, I was like, but I told her, it's like, you know, we were, she was like, it's so weird because we are 100 % polar opposites.
Speaker: And I told her I was like, yeah, but I said if you if you if you read into like, you know, this is the philosophy philosophy philosophy philosophy philosophy
Speaker: Jeff put the save on the big word big words. Yes philosophical All my days talking to a really smart people that own business If you read into like ancient Chinese or Japanese or stuff like that, which I have done and Boys I'm an onion. There's a lot of things you guys don't know about the internet you can learn anything
Speaker: Yeah, well, that's not even before the internet times. This is just, I used to read books, but the yin and yang, the yin and yang symbols, if you look into the philosophy in the background of them, they are 100 % polar opposites of each other. But when they come together, they complete each other as one unification. That's why I said maybe I said at the end of the day, you know, you're the yin to my yang.
Speaker: There's your wedding tattoo. I'm just saying. At the end of the day, it really is because we're 100 % polar opposites. We're 100 % different. We have a lot of things that we both like and we both love and different things like that. But at the end of the day, it really works. When JoJo Hillbilly, my wife does the same thing to me. She loves me. She loves my Hillbilly ass.
Speaker: She might not say it. Exactly. My wife, she may not say it in a minute, but she loves the fact I'm a fucking hellboat. When we first started talking, we first started talking and I sent her a picture one day from work and I don't know what I was doing. I don't know how I had my hand, but I had my hand where she could see it. And she was like, oh my God, your hands, I love your hands. They're so sexy. And I'm like,
Speaker: She's like, my wife said that to me. I'm like, I was like, what are you talking about? And she's like, she's like, she's like, that's a man's hand. She's it's scarred. It's calloused and and she's she's not used to that because her ex -husband was, you know, he he couldn't plunge a toilet if it's if he had to save his life. Oh, Jesus. And she's like, but she got, she's like, he got man hands and she's like, that's sexy as ****. You know, he's spoiled. I have spoiled me, baby. I ain't
Speaker: No, actually, actually we already talked about that. We talked about. I can't do it. I can't do it.
Speaker: go and do it, go and do it. There's nothing gay about it. There's nothing. I fuck up my hand so much. I swear to God, not a week goes by on my hand. Yeah, but there's nothing demasculating about it or anything like that. I just don't like people touching my feet. It is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, an amazing soothing experience. And actually, I talked about wanting to get in pennies and stuff together.
Speaker: It's dude. It's it's so relaxing. Like like I said, I know. Put your put your tough guys on. No, no, no, no. I'm not talking about. I don't like people touch my feet. I've done it once. I do. I want my wife. I'll tell you what. You want to fucking amazing. We talked about going to a sports massage. Fuck me. I will take a three hour nap afterwards.
Speaker: Yeah, no, we've talked a lot. When she came up, and I don't know, the conversation turned into Manny Petty's, and I had Asian customers who owned their salons.
Speaker: the, the owner's life talks me into coming in and getting a petty and stuff like that. I was like, I'm not going to stop it. And I went in and they did my hands or they didn't paint my nails or anything like that, but they did my hair clean, no fictions. Yeah. And it was so, and I told her, I said, we can do it.
Speaker: every couple months or whatever. I don't know the I don't know the schedule. I was like, well, we should 100 % do it together. Most is like most. Yeah. So, we should 100 % every time. Most is okay. Yeah. So, we should 100 % do it every time together. It'd be a fun date thing to do. You know, we go get Manny's, Betty's together. We can go see a movie and go see a movie, go to the casino, go eat dinner, whatever. It'd be a fun date. Quality time. That's what it is.
Speaker: It's the little thing. It's those little moments. It's eyelashes done where they put eyelashes on her and they do individuals. I've actually done it before. I've put that shit on her. No, but I've actually put eyelashes on my wife. It is a long, long two hours. See Tim? Tim's on board. I like doing. Tim was a good petty. It is very relaxing. It's amazing. And it's a fantastic bonding thing for couples.
Speaker: Yes. And I, you know, I'm actually, I need to bring that up to her tomorrow. Actually here in a few weeks where her and I are going to Amish country, Jeff, you know, Amish country back home. She's never been, she knows nothing about the island. She's never been, I told her, I was like, girl, I said, baby, I said, I said, baby, we are going to eat like you ain't ever eaten in your life. And there's going to be so many. Right. So we're going to eat, we're going to eat that weekend. Fuck our diets. We're going to eat.
Speaker: And and I was like in all the home decor, everything's handmade. I was like, and it's so beautiful up there. Beautiful. I'm going damn tried. Yeah, I I actually I actually found the place I found that I'm going to book our room. It's an old farm and all the the rooms they have different style rooms. But every night weather permitting on the farm, they do a bonfire. Nice.
Speaker: And I told her, I was like, so, you know, hopefully it'll be nice that weekend when we go. She ain't never seen a real, a bonfire. We were at a neighbor's house today for the little, little soiree, soiree, and they had their own fire pit. They had the little burn pit.
Speaker: and they had some logs and some branches. I did that in Turkey and they get barbed and they dig, they massage and nip and I'm like, when they start massaging. Have you seen it? Have you seen a dude in India that cuts your hair with fire? Yeah, I saw that crazy. I'm not doing that. That's fucking dope. I'm not. You find you in the whole school. But then she's like, man, it looks like they're waiting for a good old fire. And I laughed. I said, you don't know.
Speaker: You know, wait, wait till we get there. I have gone to a barber and getting shaved. Straight razors freaked me out. I'm always ready to go. Three reasons are awesome. I've only, I've only, I've only trusted one person with a straight razor and down in Charleston, my buddy Dom, he took me, you know, I, I, and Tony.
Speaker: I don't know any other way to describe this. So it is what I'm just gonna say. A black barber. I've been to black barbers before. There was a black barbershop down in Charleston that Dom always went to. And Dom's like, you know, and at the time I had really long hair. All my hair was long. And Dom's like, come to my barbershop with me. They'll get you. Old boy in that barbershop.
Speaker: I had a beard because we were working at Aaron. So I started my beard just before I started working at Orkin. That was the first man I ever trusted with a straight razor to clean my neck up. And my long hair man, I had long hair.
Speaker: They trim just above my beard line and they trim right down here. They do like a little circle thing. And they do just below my nose and just above my lip to line me up. And then they do the bottom of my neck. And they do a great job, but it still freaked me the fuck out. But that was the first and only guy I ever trusted with a straight razor. Like I said, all my hair was long.
Speaker: I need to do that. But um he would cut all my dead ends off and everything like that. Yes. Like like around around like you know like the hairline. He came in with a straight razor but when he would clean up my beard, he'd get under my neck and it was that was the only person and when the barber I go to now um
Speaker: him and I were like, you know, I go to an old school, I love the old school barber shops. And that's what I liked about this barber shop in Charleston, because you go in there and the moment I walked in there, they started busting my balls. Like, what are you doing over here, white boy? And they were just joking, like, and I, and I snapped back. And as soon as I snapped back, it was kind of like a roast session. It was like, and I was roasting, this dude,
Speaker: The first day in there, old boy was just sitting in the chair of mind in his own business and I started roasting it for no damn reason. So you had good jokes. Like I told you earlier, Tony, you know, I never come in with anything hateful or disrespectful or anything when I'm coming to your guys' lab. You know, so it was kind of the same thing.
Speaker: they started roasting me first. I got a feel for the room and I was like, all right, I know what I'm doing. And I started roasting every day, but I started just getting everybody. And the guy who became my guy, he was like, get on over here. I got your seat. I'm on. And he was like, what are we doing today? I was like, well, you know, I said, just clean up the beer a little bit, you know, don't mess with my hair, you know, you know, clean it up, you know. And, uh,
Speaker: And when he started cleaning up my beard, he was like, I'm going to use a straight razor. Are you good? And I'm like, I got a weird thing about my neck already. And he was like, I got you. And it was just the way he came across the way he presented himself and everything like that. I was like, all right, I'm going to trust him. But that was the only guy. And now my new barber, he's
Speaker: Like he's done the back of my neck and stuff like that. He's slowly easing into the straight razor. And when I went this last time, he used like a big razor. He did my beard, he did my neckline, he did my head. And I said, I know what the fuck you're doing. He was like, what? I said, you're tiptoeing and baby stepping into a straight razor. And he was like, oh yeah, we had that conversation about you not trusting anybody. He's like, but I can do wonders with the straight razor. I was like,
Speaker: I was like, all right, next time. And even like, even like up here on the sides, like up here where my hair's still long, he used a straight razor up there. And I was like, all right, you know what? When I come back, I was like, wherever you feel the need to use a straight razor.
Speaker: I said, let's get it. He was like, even on your neck. And I was like, yeah, let's go ahead and get my neck. Yeah. I have that line right there. God damn. And they cut that. And I'm ready to go. But I mean, but like, like literally the, uh, Barbara, I go to, I mean, it's, it's in, it's in a,
Speaker: It's in a real bad part of town. Right. And - I'm just going to close this one. It's the best barbershop. Absolutely the best barbershop. And it's two people. It's my guy Randy and Shauna. And Shauna is the first person that Cash has ever let cut his hair. And he don't want nobody else to touch his hair other than Shauna. But she knew what she was doing.
Speaker: I'm like, I'll tell Cash. I'm like, hey, you ready to get your haircut? And he's like, I'm going to go see Shawna. I'm like, yeah, let's go. That's his girl. They got this little Billy's shop. It's in the same building as the grocery store. It's like outside kind of thing. And I needed a cut.
Speaker: Well, it was right before my wife came back from Europe. I needed to cut and I was like, well, you know what, I'm just popping in there. And now that's the only place I go. A, because it's close, B, because I do have a language barrier still. But I go in there and they'll laugh and joke with me and make me feel comfortable as the only white boy for like 60 blocks. Well, the kicker is business. It's not personal.
Speaker: But like that, I take the kids over there too. Well, Kevin and I anyways. And like, he'll throw on. The last time we were there, we watched Ninja Turtle. The one with Megan Fox. And he's doing my hair and he just stopped. We just sat there for like 20 minutes just watching Ninja Turtle. I told you I was going to get Erica.
Speaker: But he does a good job, and his name's Jorge. Real great guy. Nice guy. Nice. Jorge. Yeah. Yeah, you get a lot of those names around here. Of course. No, but it's very rare. I got one friend, his name's Santiago. And Santiago's a funny dude, but I don't know.
Speaker: I have Santiago, and then his brother, his name is Silverio. And I call him Silverado. When I first heard it, I said, Silverado? And he's like, sure, why not? And we're just kind of playing with that forever. Whatever you got to call me to play me, we good. So for a joke every once in a while, when I see him, I'm like, hey Chevy, what's up? Just kidding. Oh, God. That's why I call him for short. I call him Chevy for short.
Speaker: But it's still Vario and it took me like two weeks. I worked with the dude and took me like two weeks actually to learn how to say it properly. But I still just gone Silverado. Gentlemen, I'm gonna call it a night in a minute. My man's about to kick in. Yeah, me too. I got some sleep. I got shit to do tomorrow. I'm going for a record.
Speaker: You're not allowed to do shit. We already knew that. Just to make you something like that, she's going to drive you nuts, but I love that. I know. She was your all that way today. She was at work. She was like, sit down and relax. And I snapped her back.
Speaker: And I was like, now you sound like me. You know what? There's something about not having anything to do. Like my weekends, when I'm not working, I got to find something to do. No, you don't. You got such a thing. Oh, no. Yes. I literally get hungry and I sit down and watch TV. But during the weekend, I got to have something to do. But you need a movie watch. And I don't want to spend money.
Speaker: But that's the thing. You're making it difficult on yourself. You got a family. Do something with the kids. Take them out. Oh, no, we do. I mean, that's what I'm saying. It's like we do stuff as a family. It's like, I bought that Woodly. And I've been playing with that. That's nothing to question. I'm not even saying you don't. But if you get bored, trust me, the kids can find something for you. Oh, no, no, no, no. I bought an oversized deck of cards. This shit's like this big. It's like eight inches. Check your snap, Jeffrey. Jesus.
Speaker: Well, that was the thing that I told her today. I told Jodie today. I was like, you're at work. There's stuff that needs to be done around here. I'm going to do it. What are we going to do? Now, when she got home, she got off work way earlier than she thought she was going to. When she got home, I stopped messing around with the one
Speaker: I stopped messing around with shit. I went up to the shower. We did our things together. I mean, the kid career, she doesn't have a bunch. She's happy about that, but she doesn't want you to overwork yourself either. No, and that's what she told me. She was like, you work hard all week long. You don't have to come down here. I'm like, yeah, but I want to. No, but you're supposed to relax around her. No, when she's here, I relax. When we're together, I relax.
Speaker: like I told her, I was like, what am I going to do if you're at work when I'm here? I'm not going to, I'm not going to just fucking TV. I'm not going to just sit around on my ass all day. Did you watch all the movies? No, I don't watch fucking. Did you watch all the Star Wars? He doesn't like Star Wars. Give me a, give me a Jar Jar Binks Star Wars.
Speaker: Like in the entire Star Wars universe that's the most punchable face
Speaker: I just don't disagree with you. I can get drunk with that guy. I can get drunk with Jar Jar, but I'm going to punch you in his face repeatedly. Oh, yeah. Jar Jar going to join your ass. Jar Jar going to get fucked up. You can swim and you can't. No, Jar Jar can swim like each other. No, no, no.
Speaker: Tony, you see that? You see that? I can swim. You can ride a boat. I don't know if you can swim. I can swim. I'll swim like a fish, boy. You put me on water. I'm a fish. Let me tell you. The one thing I learned in the Navy was how to swim. Holy shit. I was learned how to swim, but my uncle was a Navy SEAL. My great uncle.
Speaker: My great uncle was a Navy SEAL, and he taught me how to swim. From basic. So I can swim. Very basic. One of the things you have to learn while you're in the Navy is how to float. Yeah. And you lay out in the fucking water, floating. And they have Navy SEALs underneath just to pull, they call them sharks. And they come up and they grab you to pull you down. And you got 30 seconds to get your ass back up.
Speaker: Come up, come up to Ohio. We'll go down to Southern Ohio, Southern Ohio, down to the Ohio River. And we can swim from Ohio to Kentucky. We can swim from Ohio to West Virginia. I want to go, I want to go swim the English Channel. I think it'd be cool. I've swam, I've swam across the Ohio River a couple of times from, from Ohio.
Speaker: from Ohio to Kentucky and back and I lost their swam. I lost their swam. Now it's been years ago. It's been years, but I also swam from West Virginia to or from Ohio to West Virginia and back from West Virginia to Ohio. You got a park here that I'd love to take you boys to. I think you can get a kick out of. It's called Shell High. Shell High is a natural. Yeah, we've talked about that and it is.
Speaker: It has a natural lazy river. Yes, it starts in the mangroves and ends up in almost what I would call a lake. But we swam upstream. We raced upstream. You got family down in Florida, right? Yeah. You know the mangrove stories? No.
Speaker: Really? That's where the man grows. Down in Florida, the man grows. That's where the gays go for hookups. So Jeff just said he likes to go to the man grows. Easy. Easy. Easy.
Speaker: No, no. I took my dad. My knife is not made unless I get it. Easy, easy. I want to see the G line. I want to see the G line grow and I want to see it from Tony. I took my dad and my brother to Shaha and my dad and I sat at the bar for three hours. Jesus. And just drank straight the entire time to the point where we were like. Didn't your dad or was it your brother who jumped off the cliff at Shaha? No, it was my brother and I.
Speaker: My brother and I got drunk and my brother and I decided we were going to jump off the cliff. Now, mind you, Jeff's dad is like 375 years old. He's also as big around as he is at all. His brother is 275 years old. No, this is my younger brother, the one you met. The one that looks like... I'm trying to think.
Speaker: who he looked like. He's like a white version of Flavor Flav. That skinny. He's a white version of Flavor Flav. My brother, my younger brother. My dad and I, my brother didn't drink because his girlfriend - Oh, I'm thinking of you. Because that was bad inflows. You're just thinking of my older brother. I was thinking. Yeah, you're thinking of him. I'm thinking of your older brother. Yeah.
Speaker: And my, my younger brother and my dad were here. And I always forget that you were like three or four hours just drinking, shooting a shit. And my brother was getting pissed. He's like, I want him. He wasn't drinking because his girlfriend at the time was like, Jeff's a bad influence on you. Don't you drink while you're down there. And this motherfucker listened to her. So I called him a pussy the entire time he was here. You're in Kingwood, Mexico. Exactly. Oh, you're with your family.
Speaker: Like, I literally, I made a joke of, hey, the girl I was living with at the time, I told my dad and my brother sitting on the couch. And I said, hey, boys, let's go to the strip club. My dad was up and ready to head into the car. And my brother's like, no, my girlfriend wouldn't like that. I was like, who the fuck cares? Fuck that. Like, I understand if you're going to Cancun by yourself or whatever,
Speaker: But you're down there with your family. That's the thing that kills me. That's the thing that kills me is when you're with somebody and they're like, don't fuck. I don't want you to get intoxicated out of control. Don't fucking, and Jody and I talked about that. And in all honesty, this is probably, and I've drank
Speaker: almost 18, uh, Mickey's tonight. Nice. Um, this is probably, this is probably the most I've been to since Jody and I met because I was hesitant to drink around there. And last night we were just talking. So funny. So we left the casino. I was carrying it in the car and you know, I'm that guy. Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. And I had, I had, I had four beers at dinner. I had
Speaker: two draft beers, but it was equivalent of four beers right at dinner. And, uh, while I eat. Yeah.
Speaker: And then when we went, we went to this Mexican restaurant that she loves, which is reminiscent to the one that I've told you about down the road from my house. It's like, you mean it's not Taco Bell? No, it's, it's, it's real Mexican food. I got a steak for heat. I got steak fajitas last night. Oh my God. Dude, I went and got barbecue today. Holy fuck. Um, but, um, you know, so I had like four beers there and I told her, I said, you know, I'm going to drink a little bit tonight. Uh, you know, is that okay?
Speaker: Yeah. And then I probably had, um, I have the, I had the equivalent of, uh, six or seven beers while we were at the casino. Cause I was drinking Mickey's and they, they only had the only Mickey's they had were 16 ounce aluminum bottles. And, uh, you know, so we, so, so, so we, you know, when we was leaving, I said, give me a kiss. When I was getting ready to get in the car and I gave her a kiss and she was like, Oh,
Speaker: smell of beer and I was like, I was like, it was like, it was like, is that a bad thing? And she's like, no, I like it. Let me introduce you to drinking. I was like, wait a minute. I was like, wait a minute. I was like, wait a minute. You like the smell of beer? She's like, yeah, I'm weird like that. I was like, that is so sexy. And, but I told her, I was like, you know, I was like, so it doesn't bother you that I drink or anything. She's like, no.
Speaker: like you don't ever do it or anything like that. Exactly. You know your limit. Yeah. You're 40 years old. You know your limit at this point. If you don't. And I'm also and I'm also a former alcoholic like, you know, Tim and I were talking about this when Tim came on and filled in for Tony a few Mondays back. You know, Tim went
Speaker: And Tim, I don't know if you're listening, and I apologize if I'm going too far here. You know, Tim reached a point. He went through rehab and this, that, and the other thing and everything. I just reached a point where I hit rock bottom. I hit rock bottom. I knew I hit rock bottom, and it's a struggle that I have. It's a struggle that I, but I was able to do everything on my own. I was able to hit that point and go, I got to be better than this.
Speaker: And and and and I don't drink, you know, like I drink when we do the podcast, but on Mondays, I might have four or five beers, maybe six beers, which is not at all enough for me to even have a buzz based on the fact that based on the fact that yeah, I went to a normal repodcast to do two of the max. Yeah. Wednesdays, when we do the podcast, I might have another six pack or whatever, maybe a couple more than a six pack.
Speaker: Saturday nights, I generally go a little bit further. So it's the weekend. It's the weekend. I don't need to say that. Like I said, here we are. We're coming up on almost five hours. Yeah. Yeah. I drank 18 beers. And I not told you guys. I drank 18 beers. I'd be passionate. Actually, let me rephrase that. Let me rephrase that. Calling my wife to make sure I'm still alive.
Speaker: Cuz that day the power went out, me and the boys are out here drinking. I had six fucking beers, I was laying next to the pool drunk off my ass. That's number 18. Now, I'm telling you guys, I've had 18 beers. Yes. Right. Would you believe me? If it wasn't me, like it was - No.
Speaker: The dude I was like, this time you got lit and I called and asked Jeff about you, that's the dude I haven't seen since. That's why I was having fun. Which was? The one day you guys were playing Uno and you started acting a fool and drinking your face off, Tony called. I went live the next day and Tony jumped in there. He's like, and I brought him up and he's like, it's Chris, all right. I'm like, yeah, it's Sunday. He doesn't get online. Tony, let me make a confession to you. That night.
Speaker: Here you go, Jim. Here's some realness for you. That night was not the beginning of the game. I was going through a bout. I believe you. I had drank a case and a half of beer.
Speaker: I had drank a bottle of Jack Daniels. Jesus. And I had gotten, and when we was playing Uno, I was into a bottle of Crown. And you had your kid around you. That's what drove those nuts.
Speaker: But at the same time, and I was fucked up. Yeah, she was. I'm telling you. But I was coherent enough. And I was in this state of mind where I was still able to. And the next morning, I was up at 9 o 'clock in the morning. Yes, she was. That's how I knew you was OK. You got the next day with no problem. I was like, yeah, you are. Jeff said, no, he's good. I just talked to him. That's all I wanted to know.
Speaker: Yeah, I was. Speaking of talking, Chris, I don't know where it was but but last week we had a like four hour fucking conversation. Yeah, last last last last Saturday night. Last Saturday. Yeah, we got off the podcast and. Podcast and we just thought we just Snapchat and Snapchat called each other and like we were in center cooking and **** and he didn't talk and shoot and ****
Speaker: Well, I mean, nothing crazy, but I drank a little more than a 12 pack that night. I had a little bit more than a 12 pack. Jeff and I talked until like three o 'clock in the morning. And as I told Jody, I was like, you know, um,
Speaker: Typically when when I would go live on Snapchat after the podcast It was just Jeff and I just talking which was the equivalent of what happened last Saturday night Was Jeff and I talking to like three o 'clock in the morning and I was literally starting to fall asleep and Jeff was like Well, what's what's funny is he had his earbuds in and
Speaker: and his his head on the bill. Exactly. Yeah. But I was still I was still thinking. I was still talking. I was still talking. I was still talking to carried out conversation that Jeff was like, yeah, I gotta get to bed. I was like, yeah, I don't fall asleep. He fell asleep and I snatted for another two hours playing video games. But you know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? We got off the phone.
Speaker: and I was still awake for like another hour and a half. I watched the movie. I watched this terrible horror movie. I'm watching that. But the next but the next morning because the kids were there and I was like I didn't get drunk or anything like I was not drunk at all. Oh no, it was just late. So, I got up the next morning and
Speaker: the kids and I are around the house. I took Austin to work and then me and Buggy and Cash, we walked around the mall. We were talking about Top Gun. That's what it was. We didn't want to bring you into the conversation, Tony, because we didn't want to ruin it. We were sitting talking about all amazing parts of Top Gun. So like the next day, Buggy and Cash, we took Austin to work. Austin works at the mall and then Buggy and Cash and I were walking around the mall and they got pretzels and
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, she did get her first check. She got her first check Friday. And that was so crazy. She got it Thursday night because obviously - Who the fuck is FICA? No, no, no, that's the thing. That was the thing. I won't put the amount out there, but I told her how much her check was. She was like, oh my God, are you serious?
Speaker: I'm like, yeah, it's just like, that's awesome. That's one of two reactions to your first check. Really? It's that much and then you well and and and and and where they and where they live at. They were my, you know, they live in Johnstown where my family grew up at. They got the firemen's festival going on this week. So, Friday,
Speaker: Friday morning when I went in for a speech I had that was over $200 and I had to cash it out and use a bank account. So I signed it over to her and I got the check. I came out in the bank. Because I'm waiting there. I came out of the bank like this. She said, what's wrong? I said, I ain't never had this much money before.
Speaker: received in my life is this job I have now. And the first check I got, I told my wife, I said, I don't want to be a dick, but I'm going to go blow this because I've never had this much money in a single city. Yeah, it felt good. That's how it was it working. When I got my first check that had my commission and shit on it, I'm like, I went out and spent 40 ,000 pesos without even fucking thinking about it. It don't take long.
Speaker: But they had the fireman's festival. So they had the fireman's festival, which was like a little street fair. And then she's like, Friday night, she went to the, she's 17, she's in high school. She went to the fair with her friends and she's like, I wanna get money out, but I also wanna have money for, and right now it's going into my account.
Speaker: We're going to open her account next. Well, I don't know when, but I told her, I said for the time being, you know, it's going into my, my checking account. I'm going to take your check out. I'm going to put it in my savings account. That way I won't touch it. Right. But she wanted his.
Speaker: She wanted, she wanted some money. I said, you know, I'm going to get you 60 bucks out. That'll get you a wristband for your rise. That'll get you money for food. And then she's got to work. She had to work. She had to work today and she's got to, or I guess yesterday, technically, and she's got to work today. And I was like, I ain't going to get you enough money out so you can get lunch and this and the other thing while you're at work. I said, but everything else, I'm going to throw it into my savings account. And then, yeah.
Speaker: Yes. And I think about Thursday and we're coming down here all next weekend. I said, so next week when we come back home, cause I took Tuesday off, I don't know if we're going to leave Monday or Tuesday. We haven't quite figured that out yet. I think we're going to leave Tuesday because Jodi and I were talking about that, but I was like, what day is the fourth? On Monday. It's a Monday. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's got to, she's got to work Monday and then she's got to know that Monday, she's got to work and
Speaker: Tuesday is just a normal regular day and I told her, I was like, well, you know, I took Tuesday off. So I was like, but I'm not going to just leave without saying, saying goodbye and everything like that. So I don't know if we're going to leave Monday evening or Tuesday evening, but regardless, I told her also, I said, you know, we'll go, we'll get you an account. Of course. Yeah. She's a minor. So it's got to be in my name and everything like that. And it'll be on, and it'll be on my, uh, you know, I got two accounts already. So it'll be a third account under my name.
Speaker: And I told her, so once we get your account, we'll send through direct deposit. So your money's going to go into your, yeah, that is your money. I'm not going to touch it. You'll have full access. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. But, but as I've read on you, yeah, as I've read, you remember how much is in there exactly. So we know multiple times. And like I said, uh, we, yes, unexpected, unexpectedly. I now I'm not a little longer with T -Mobile. I'm now with AT &T.
Speaker: She has a phone. Welcome to the family. Welcome to the family. She has her phone. And I told her, I said, you, and when I was with T -Mobile, I didn't think it was going to be half the bill, but now with her new phone, it is half the bill. And I told her, I say, so you've got to make sure that you, and you're your hat. And then her phone's.
Speaker: Actually, it's a little bit more than half because I got my phone for free. Her phone wasn't free and it's an extra whatever dollar. So you got to pay for your phone. Oh, get the Apple one plan to look into that. Yeah, it's basically you when the new phone comes out, you can turn in your old phone and they give you a new upgrade for the difference.
Speaker: Yeah. Everybody's giving 13 for free. Yeah. When you come out. But you know, like this is her first, this is her like her first, I guess what I told her is this is your first adult responsibility. Yes. You have to take care of this phone. You have to protect it. You have to pay for it. You know, and I said, whether you split it up, I think she gets paid every week. Right. I said, so if you want to split it up in fours, that's fine.
Speaker: but you have to pay your half of the bill. Yes, you do. I was like, I'm not paying for it. And, and that's what I told her about when she gets a car and in her insurance. And I told her, I said, when you get a car, I'll help you with a down payment. I said, but as far as that goes, we'll go to a little buy here, pay here, please. You don't have to, you don't have to, I get a brand new car. Yeah. I said, I'll, I'll, I'll help you with the down payment. If I had to pay the down payment on the car, I will.
Speaker: but outside of that, your, your, your weekly or biweekly payments or whatever, your insurance, I'm going to put you on my insurance. All of that's on you. All of that is on you. Damn. The biggest thing she's going to learn to stay at work. That's the only way to have money. Well, you know, and it comes down to, uh, I don't know, Chris, I'm sure you and I talked about that.
Speaker: Uh, Chris, I know you're in the same boat as me, but I've nobody's ever bought me a car. Like my parents, like I had buddies, uh, Chris and I had buddies in school that all my parents bought me a brand new car. I'm like, motherfucker, you're 16 years old. What the fuck do you need a brand new car for? You're just going to fuck it up. Exactly. I, I, I, I, every, every car, every car, every car I've ever owned, I've bought and I paid for on my own. Yeah.
Speaker: My insurance, I paid for everything I've ever had in my life, I have paid for. My wife just realized when she got back to New York, she said, I've never realized how hard it's been for you until Europe. Nice. Because when I moved here, I knew nobody. I had no help. And I went from $20 to my name to where I sit now.
Speaker: to the point where - But she got something out of her distance. The town that she spent away, she realized what it is you have been doing. No, but like, when I first moved here, I knew one sentence that I got off the fucking movie, Encino Man, in Spanish. Me habla espe - No, it was, don de esta el sanetario. Where is the bathroom? That's all I needed to do. Well, I - How do you say my name? How do you say my name in Spanish? Mi amo. Mi amo. Mi amo.
Speaker: I know a little bit of like you can say you're sorry. Yeah, that's the thing. That's the thing about me like my Spanish is is enough. Much like most things in my life, right? I know enough to be dangerous. Yeah. You know what? 20 years here. That's where my that's where my Spanish is. But I say that. I fuck you up. Yeah, I I say that myself. And I say that with with two of my four sister
Speaker: I don't have four sisters anymore. She speaks Spanish, right? I don't have four sisters anymore. I have three sisters and a brother. But my two of my sisters are half Mexican. And the one and the one Jeff knows who's a year younger than me. Actually, she's just a little over a year behind us in school. She's just a little over a year younger than me.
Speaker: Yeah, they're actual sperm donor and I'll give them, I'll barely give them that acknowledgement. He was Mexican. Right. So, you know, I've learned Spanish from her and plus I just, I've just picked it up just in life in general.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. I mean, well, you know, you put, yeah, I know you don't put yourself, but I've been in situations where you have to learn some of the basics. Yes, you do. Well, no, but like one thing she said, she was like, she was in Germany and she called me and she was like, you know what? I get it.
Speaker: I get why you asked me to talk to somebody or why you asked me to do because it's it's not fucking easy and I said yeah, I've been doing for 20 years and My first two years I was 100 % by myself I just touch on this real quick Tim
Speaker: with his, you know, Tim, anybody who knows Tim, and I don't feel like I'm stepping across any boundaries. If he does, let him know. Yeah, let me know. But I mean, he came on the broadcast. Tim came in a couple of Mondays ago. Tony had to do his VFW meeting.
Speaker: and Tim was like, hey, I'm ready, let's do this. So I brought Tim up and we got a little bit serious. But Tim and I both, and I can't speak for you two and I won't, and I won't. But Tim and I both battled being an alcoholic, and alcoholism, we did it differently, unfortunately, or unfortunately, I won't say unfortunately, but fortunately for Tim,
Speaker: His health stepped in and said, hey, no drinking. But he said over there in the comments, I was in a horrible and dark place. Tim, I feel that. I probably feel that. And I probably was there more than you know. Well, oddly enough, I've never been able to turn to alcohol.
Speaker: Uh, like I'm not, I don't like drinking, like by myself. Now, socially, if you, if you were all sitting in a room and there's beer there, oh, I'm going to fucking drink. I don't want to turn this into, I've got 20 % left on my battery on my laptop. But I don't want, I don't want to turn this into, I don't want to like turn this into a whole big conversation, but here's the thing.
Speaker: As far as being an alcoholism goes, I was in a horrible and dark place. I can agree with Tim on that. And Tim said, you know, you know, he went to rehab and he did what he had to do because of metaphor issues. I was in a place that was totally different from what Tim said. When I had blocked in and I discovered that I was in a bad place,
Speaker: I had already unsuccessfully tried to commit suicide twice. I've been there. Come on. The first time I tried to do it, the first time I tried to do it, the first time I tried to do it, back home, I went out in the middle of the woods. And like I said, Jeff and I, we lived quite a bit of a distance away from each other, but it was the same thing.
Speaker: And the goddamn tree branch broke. The second time, a gun that I had fired more times than I can count and never misfired, misfired. So I got to a point, well, clearly I can't do this on my own. And I was drinking so heavily and I was in a very bad place, in a very dark place. I was like, if I can't do this on my own, somebody else should be able to do it.
Speaker: And I was in the clubs and I was in the bars and I would pick random fights and there was times where I would get into a fight with with ten fucking dudes These these guys are gonna fucking finally in in this game for me. Yes and When it does clear and everything was all said and done the only motherfucker that was still standing was me
Speaker: So I got into a point after Austin's war. That was kind of the breaking point for me. All right. No, I've been there. I've - Get this shit out, folks. Get this shit out. Fuck that. Now I don't care what time it is. The first time.
Speaker: The first time I tried, I think I was like 17, 16, 17. And I used the chain and broke the wrench. And the second time I literally laid down in front of the tractor and shut off. I started the tractor and had it running with a brush hog behind it and it shut off and literally ran out of gas and blew this fucking thing up.
Speaker: It had a full tank and the fuel filter got clogged. First and only time it ever happened. Weirdest fucking thing. And at that point, when it died, I was like, you know what? Something's looking out for me. Maybe I should give this another try. Bingo. Bingo. Well, I think... Next day, I was off to the Navy.
Speaker: Yeah, I think I think so. What are you going to stop pushing your love? Jeff is my question. I don't know. I'm not going to stop pushing my I I think I think you all got children to think about now. So I'm going to tell you I don't I don't I don't I don't do I don't do the things that I used to do like, you know, I stop I stop getting invites. I stop
Speaker: You know, I obviously don't drink. I mean, I smoke. No, I don't do the things I used to. Um, I still drink, but I have control. Like that's the difference. And I've talked to a few people about this. The best thing I ever did. And I know this sounds crazy. I became friends with my demons.
Speaker: I've accepted them. I've accepted my darkness. I've accepted who I am, what I am, what I'm capable of. And for the first time in the, and this has been years, this has been many years back. I have control. I can still drink. I can still drink and I can still have fun. And I can, and I can drink all night long. I can get asshole drunk. That's what I was telling Jody last night, actually.
Speaker: I was like, I'm not the guy that's going to go to a club or a bar or whatever, and I'm going to get drunk and look for a fight. I'm, I'm a fun drunk. Like I love, you know, I like to have fun. I love everybody, you know, but sober and or drunk. I have a break. I have a point where if you cross a line, you're going to get these hands and you, you're going, you, you are going to see a version of me that you're not going to like. And the people that I love and care about,
Speaker: I'm gonna tell them to turn away and don't look. Because there is a dark side of me. There is a monster that still exists that I became friends with. And I know he exists, I know what's there, but I have control where before I didn't. Exactly. Now, here's the thing.
Speaker: And unfortunately, for me - He was scared of. I was terrified. He gave you a new ambition, and he gave you a new desire in life. He gave you a purpose. So what you gotta do is use the edema for defense and not necessarily for offense. No, 100%. Well, I'm like enough. This goes back to what Chris was saying about when he met Jody.
Speaker: I struggled with depression for years, even after everything. And the day I met my wife, everything changed. You know, that's exactly how it was. She's driving nuts sometimes.
Speaker: And you're thinking about yourself. That's why you came. This is why I didn't come on the mental health hour because I can, I can reveal a lot of shit that most people won't understand or won't know. But no, that's exactly how it was with Jody from the moment I met Jody from the moment her and I started like outside of the silly shit. Right. And as I've said, I didn't know who she was.
Speaker: I never, I never talked to her. I wasn't following her. Well, God damn, let me get rid of these hiccups. I'm like, I can go into this. You guys should talk. You've been talking to me good, I'm listening to you. TikTok has sent you, damn right, Tony?
Speaker: I haven't seen you. Oh, yeah. Damn. I did not. Damn ballcrusher game is a problem. No, I literally was just kind of strong. I saw that and I was like Tony get a kick out Chris because he might get in trouble. But you will be in trouble because damn, we will get in trouble and she's orange. Exactly.
Speaker: But yeah, I was seriously impressed. I did not see that coming. My For You page is so weird.
Speaker: Uh, I don't know if you've seen it yet, but the, the pressure watching video. I haven't looked for them. Pimple popping videos. I'm going to take the pimple pop off and start looking at these damn alien videos. Cause they trying to tell us something. They can't even say the whole thing yet. I do catch that. Cause they only show them, but what's killing me. They showing three parts of videos and they doing that shit just to get visuals. Yeah. No, seriously. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Speaker: I don't want to make it past this round. This is why I stopped playing candy. I don't play games on my phone. I can't take this out. Watch this. Look at that. Dude, pressure washing, cleaning shit. Blows my mind. Stop again and wash the pressure washing. Okay. Okay. I forgot who I'm talking to. Yeah. I love that shit. Blowing my mind. What the... Pressure washing.
Speaker: No, it's like I got tools, cars, and I'm like. There he goes. There he goes. There he goes. No, I love falling into a rabbit hole on YouTube on something like that. Yes. I'll leave for two seconds if you guys start trying my paper. Jeff did it. But no, what I was going to say, sorry, I got the hiccups. But what I was going to say was, what the fuck was I going to say?
Speaker: Yeah, I was gonna say something about dirty. No, it wasn't until we just started talking.
Speaker: that I realized that this was, you know, something changes in you, something changes in you. There's no word for what changes when it's just like, I've gotten past the self destructiveness in my life.
Speaker: But it was when her, initially when we first started talking, I didn't know who she was. She followed me on TikTok. I had my Snapchat on TikTok. She had me on Snapchat. I had added her back because at that point in time, I was adding people who had actually searched for me. I wasn't doing the quick ad or anything like that.
Speaker: And then, you know, she posted a picture one night when she was at work and I was just being corny and stupid and, you know, obviously it worked. But, you know, she's a police officer and she's a very, she's a very attractive woman.
Speaker: And, um, beautiful, beautiful eyes. Yes. Tell me, right. She has the most beautiful eyes. She just got her nails done last week or whatever. And last night when we was, she got, she got, uh, she, she typically just goes with kind of a normal regular, but she got these like light pink nails on her done or like her nails.
Speaker: and last night when we was at dinner, she did something. I don't know. She like she like brushed her face or something like that and her nails in her eyes. Oh my god. Yes, sir. This is dude. I love her eyes and I love her smile. Yeah, but she got you. Um but uh I love everything about this one but um you know, initially started with the whole, you know, just kind of a little fun fun for flirtatious types.
Speaker: And then we started talking and I was like, and once we started talking and, and, you know, knowing her story and knowing where, where she came from and everything like that, you know, kind of my story and how everything's kinda happened pretty quick between the two of us. But she was the first person in my life and no disrespect, you know, for you to towards you, Jeff, you know, cause you and I have been friends for so long.
Speaker: But she was the first person in my life who legitimately had my back and supported me and encouraged to be me. So that was one of those things. And like I said, I've drank 18 beers tonight. I'm about to wrap this one up. But I was hesitant to open up.
Speaker: Yeah, I still am, but I'm terrified. I get it, but - No, it's still early. That's why you're terrified. It's still early. But Sis Moses is a good time to admit your feelings. Truthfully, Sis Moses is a good time to admit your feelings, but it's still early for what you feel, and I'll give you that. No, I love this one. I love that one. Oh my God, I love her to death. She's my world.
Speaker: Like I said, I've never felt what I feel towards her in my entire life. Never, never. I believe you, I believe you. And there's something you can say about the first time. It's one of - Everything is curious. You get to be yourself with no problems. That's your joy. You don't even know that.
Speaker: You get to be yourself for no problem. It's like 100 % I get to be me. Something so silly is... Talking shit with your homeboys four hours a night. Five hours. Jesus Christ. I know this is kind of goofy, but you know.
Speaker: Uh, news flash ladies, believe it or not, men have self self insecurities about their bodies. Oh, facts facts. And I have a lot of them. They have me speaking for myself in general. I have a lot of, uh, insecurities. I hate my hairline. I might get in trouble for this. Go for it.
Speaker: like legit trouble. Fuck him. Go for it. Well, not fuck him but. Oh, I know. Judy here is just. Judy is the first woman that I have laid in bed with naked. Not doing anything. Just laying in bed cuddling naked and and and and and felt good about myself.
Speaker: Dude, I don't like to see myself there. And I loved it. And I loved it. Like, it was so amazing just laying in bed naked together. And not having nothing to worry about. And nothing. Like, I didn't care about anything. I know we joke about it. And we got the whole baby dick and clicks, tiny dick. I didn't. You said? No, no. We say it was a big insecurity for me. Understood. For a long time.
Speaker: And I don't have that with her. And, you know, you know, so and that's the first woman in my life that I've never had that insecurity with. So you have more than one kind of on so many levels. And I told her I was like, you know, she she's the only woman that I've just laid in bed naked with and we wasn't doing anything. We was literally just laying in bed naked cuddling.
Speaker: watching TV naked naked as the day was born. I can't I can't do that regardless. I live with my wife 12 years. I don't mind getting naked with a woman and you know, usually afterwards we're we're naked for like if we fall asleep or something but but I don't like being naked. I gotta at least have like I'm just like I'm just so used to you know, if you're naked, you're doing the deed and you're doing the deed. Everybody jumps up and
Speaker: I don't know if there's a quote meme on TikTok. It says that when you're getting ready to have sex with somebody, you help each other take your clothes off. But when you're done, you put your clothes on yourself, which means once you're fucked, you're on your own kind of thing.
Speaker: And I know women fight, and I know women fight this insecurity more than men, but doing what you do as adults with the lights on or in day, in what is light outside and it's not completely dark, so nobody can see anything. I fight that struggle. Like I've been that guy who's like, you know,
Speaker: I don't care. You know, like I'm more comfortable with the lights are out, but with Jody, I'm not like I'm like, I want the lights to be on. I want, I want it to be daylight outside. Open the blinds, open the curtains, you know, like blinds and curtains, but you know, but no, no, I get it. You know, it's like, well, she also, well, I mean, well first, you know, my apartment's on the second floor. So nobody's seen anything.
Speaker: And, you know, she is in the suburbs. She's got a beautiful house and everything like that. So, you know, lights on, everything's on, whatever. Lights on, lights off should turn as you want, please. God damn. I'm about to be right behind you, man. My man's gonna kill you. I am too. I just wrapped up. My mind computer about to die. Your time frame is all right right now. We was concerned about you a few months ago right now. I can't say nothing.
Speaker: No, I know a lot of people. I know it's fast, but it's steady, right? So no, and that's the only tool you get to be yourselves and you're happy. You've got a lot more than what other folks off because a lot of people trying to make their relationship. You already have that. No, that, that concerned thing. And then that goes back to what I said earlier, Tony, you know, you and I, you and I clicked real quick and then hurry. And I do, I consider you a friend. I absolutely consider, I don't know, actually.
Speaker: I don't I don't I don't consider you a friend. You're not my friend. You're my brother. I go ahead and call y 'all brothers now. Y 'all be **** with me, bro. I mean, we **** with each other right now. We did. We did. We did. We did. We did. Yeah. But no, I mean, and and and I thought that for a long time, even Brian, even Brian, you know, that's that's my boy. I'm trying to get brand new people. The schedule's off. I still want to hear his
Speaker: But, you know, a lot, you know, the real ones, and Jeff and I have had conversations. Jeff got concerned for a minute about me. And he was like, Jeff and I go way back. And I think that I reached a point where Jeff was like, I don't know who this guy is.
Speaker: I've never seen this. I've never seen this from him. And it kind of threw him for a little bit of a loop. Yeah. And, you know, because I've always been strong, like I'm the strong guy, you know, you know, not physically, but mentally and everything like that. And when I
Speaker: I just kind of reached a point where it's like, you know what, I can't, I can't, I can't do this anymore. Yes. But no, I mean, absolutely. And that's the thing. I mean, it's, it's a different feeling when you have somebody who supports you and backs you up. You don't have to change yourself. She doesn't change herself. That is joy. That is bliss. That's what a lot of people don't have.
Speaker: Somebody to let you be you and not worried about you messing everything up. Just being a boy. You good, man. You good. I'm damn serious. You don't even know. The only one that's worried about messing everything up is me. Your life is so easy with her. Her life is so easy with you because when you're not at work, you're up here with us.
Speaker: Right. This I told her, I said, we were talking about it the other day. And I was like, you know, you realize I talked to, I talked to three people on a regular basis. I talked to you. And then we do the podcast and I talked to Jeff and Tony. And I said, there's times where Jeff and I talked for three hours about nothing, but the fact that Jeff and I, Jeff and I will, Jeff will call me.
Speaker: And you don't have to say anything. You don't have to say anything. I know you're going through something. Or I'm going through something and I'm the type of person where I'm not going to call anybody. I'm just going to go through it. But Jeff will call me at the right time. See, I got homeboys like that that I grew up with. You can give each other up.
Speaker: We could talk for our reminisce. And then we talked about real shit, even though we're all grown. Jeff and I got real last weekend for a little bit. Yeah, we did. No, but it's one of those things. It's like, Chris and I have a weird connection where the best example of it is we both made the exact same TikTok at the exact same time poking fun at each other.
Speaker: I didn't plan it in an oven, but they literally I posted mine. I posted his within seconds of each other. Yes. And then we call each other and tag each other in video. And we made fun of it. We made fun of each other for like 45 minutes.
Speaker: that we made the video. And the fact that it was literally the exact same video, the only thing different, like the sound was the same. And it was instead of pictures of me, some of him, you know, it was creepy. But like I said, you know, I'm not that person I'm going to call somebody if I'm, if I'm, if I'm struggling with something, I'm not going to call somebody, but it never fails. You know, Jeff will call me at the right moment every time.
Speaker: We'll get heavy and then we'll fucking sitting and that's what I was trying to tell Jodie because you know Like Jeff and I will go live together on tiktok We don't care if there's a million people watching this or nobody watching this. No y 'all know we're gonna we're gonna talk about whatever It's just another phone call If people are watching great if not who cares, you know, but it's literally just another way to call each other
Speaker: Like last, last Saturday night, we got, we got, we did the podcast. I just found my new game. It's a simulator. Like last, last, last Saturday night, I was, um, I don't know what Jeff was doing. I was just dicking around with podcast stuff, drinking, drinking a couple of beers. And I was like, I'm going to have a couple of beers. I'm going to do this podcast stuff. I'm going to go to bed.
Speaker: And we were Snapchatting my report and then Jeff called me and then it was on the phone. And it's literally, we don't text. We audio our video. And then I get tired of hitting a button or the conversation switches and I go back to talk about the first thing, but the third thing's already come up. So I'm like, okay, let's just call. Right.
Speaker: So, gentlemen, it's been an honor. It's $5, 20 minutes. God damn it. An honor and a privilege. Backed off Mojo and go to bed or just kill it.
Speaker: We're going to bed. That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking it's a little late to try to add it in there. If I don't add it. It's I apologize but we know you're so good to dance. I got all that going to the cats going to go to the quickie mark. He's going to get screwed. You got some combos over there. It's kind of like
Speaker: Yeah. We are, we are almost five and a half hours into this bike. It was a good night. It was a good night. It was, I feel like for the three of us, I feel like for the three of us, this was a much needed. It is June. It is men's mental health awareness month as well as it is pride month.
Speaker: I feel like this was a much needed night. I had no intentions on going this late. I was dead set on wrapping it up at three hours. But, you know, some things happen, some conversations were at. It is what it is. This is what we do on us as well. Nonsense. We can, we can laugh. We can joke. We can, we can make dick jokes. We can, we can, we can, we can.
Speaker: We can we can just do what we do and at the end of the day at the same time we can also have some serious conversations so Anybody and I think the one person who is watching this is the beautiful Gorgeous future. I'm gonna go ahead and say this. I'm gonna put this out there Future and forever Mrs. Glick
Speaker: Oh, you heard it here, folks. First, folks. She's asleep. She's not really watching us. I expect another video. Nope. It's going to be totally different this time. But Tony, get your groovesman attire ready. Rock Lee, if you hear this, get your Jeff. I know he won't make the trip, but.
Speaker: I'm telling you, I'm telling you, put a TV next to you and I probably will have to. Tim. Okay.
Speaker: But, uh, but, uh, no, she, I know she's asleep. I know she's the only one watching or quote unquote watching, but she's asleep. She's watching like that. And I say this without any doubt in my mind. She is to the future, Mrs. Blig. There's a song out there. Jeff, look this up and let your wife hear it.
Speaker: Okay. It is, uh, my last name, my last name. So I think it's by Derek Spindley, Derek, Derek Spindley. Um, but basically it's a guy. Convincing or confessing his love for women and telling her that
Speaker: you know, he can't as much as he would like to. He would give her the world and then some but the the greatest the the the the greatest thing he has to offer and the best give he can give her is his last name.
Speaker: They always talk as far back as I can recall. Son, part of something. Represent us all. So keep it how you got it. Solid as it came. That's my life's name. That's just one of the lyrics. I'm going through the lyrics here. Yeah, that's uh, that's the opening lyrics. Actually, no, that's uh, you know what your view is? And he talks about his grandfather going to war.
Speaker: fight the Germans in the back. You know who you you know who your one viewer is? I know who she is. No, you don't. Who's my one viewer? Sadie's running us on air time. Is she really? She put us up. She put it up for everybody. Keep telling us what you do, man. Cheers for you Sadie. Everybody knows including Jersey, we got nothing but love for Sadie's. That's right. Sadie's peeps.
Speaker: Sadie's not Pete. Sadie's not Pete. Sadie's not Pete. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam. Sadie's his fam.
Speaker: We do appreciate you guys listening. We do appreciate you guys hanging out. I know we're at five and a half hours, which is stupid, which is stupid because we don't ever do this. We don't do this very often. We usually take a break and come back for after show. Yeah.
Speaker: But if you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all social media at Nonsense School Nonsense on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, the old Tiki Taki. You can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night on YouTube and Twitch. If you don't want to hang out with us live, if you don't want to see our goofy faces, if you don't want to be in the chatters box, don't worry, we got you covered. Just give us a follow on Spotify. Check us out wherever you listen to podcasts at.
Speaker: You can listen to us whenever you want, however you want, on demand. Because the conversation is going to be there.
Speaker: The conversation is going to be there. We're going to keep you intrigued. We're going to have fun. We're going to make jokes. We're going to pick on each other. We're going to fuck with each other regardless. But at the same time, we'll beat y 'all. But at the same time, we might twist it up and fuck you all up and take a dive into a more serious conversation and invite you into a world
Speaker: into our world that you didn't know existed because a lot of times you hear us, you see our smiling faces. But we've been through a lot of things that you guys are going through and you feel like you going through it alone and nobody else has gone through and nobody else has been there. But surprisingly, you got three gentlemen here that will give our perspectives and we've been there, we've done that.
Speaker: You know, we've, we've, we've, we've seen it all and done it all. We've seen it all. We've done it all. We've been in the darkness. I lived in the darkness for a long time. I can't speak for the other two gentlemen on here, but I have lived in the darkness. I don't, not a good person. I'm trying to be a good person, but at the end of the day, we are real. And what you hear when you listen to us live, you listen to the podcast.
Speaker: I will be the first one to vouch. I will speak for the other two gentlemen in here. What you hear is what you get in real life or on the podcast. We don't hold back. We don't shy away from anything. We actually hold back in real life. Right now with Glick is drunk. That's why he can't stop talking.
Speaker: Yeah, this is my fault. Tonight's my fault. It's 100 % my fault. No, we do. I'm feeling all sorts of ways tonight, man. I told my girl I loved her tonight. I don't really know how she has reacted to that. I don't know. Find out what you find in that bed.
Speaker: She might stab me in the neck tomorrow. She might be sleeping on my couch. She might get home tomorrow and she's going to be like, it's not really working out. I don't know. I don't think it's going to go that far. She asked me today, actually, here we go. Hey, I'm like, how are you doing? I like to derail shit. She asked me that. She was like, what would you do if I told you that it wasn't working out?
Speaker: Just being honest. No. And I told her, I said, honestly, I would try to figure out what I need to do to fix it. And at the same time, I would be a hundred percent heartbroken and crushed. Yes. I was like, but what, what, what do you want? You know, what are you, what am I supposed to do?
Speaker: nothing because she was just curious. You know, I, I, you know, I told her, I said, you know, I'm joking. I told you, like, if you, if you said we were going to break up, um, I would come down here and I would stop you and I'd be a curse, but I wouldn't do any of that. And you know, at the end of the day, I would want to try to fix it. I would be absolutely crushed. And, and, and I don't know what I would do. I tell them on Louisa.
Speaker: I don't know. I'm not going to tell her that but no, honestly, that would that would that would probably be that point where it was like this might be the breaking point. Yeah, as much as you told everybody else to be tough. It shouldn't be. Yes. Well, it's not a breaking point where I'm going to end it all be all but that's how you sound. That's how you sound. I would I would definitely be I would
Speaker: toughened up. Would you tell Mike? You can't use my words against you. That's what you told Mike. It would suck and I would be absolutely heartbroken and crushed and I would be destroyed. And you wouldn't tell each other to toughen up until there's no. No, I would. And that's what I told her. I said, I would 100 % be crushed.
Speaker: But I think it was one of those things she's she's she's she's still tiptoeing. She got some hell. I don't blame her. She should she should 100%. She should absolutely 100 % tiptoe and and not towards nothing against me. It's nothing against me. It's not saying anything bad against me, but she should absolutely heed with caution. But I told her I said. You know, again, we go back to my grandfather.
Speaker: My grandfather used to always say, say what you do and mean what you say. So if I say something, I'm not just saying it to say it. It doesn't matter who it is in my life. The two of you, her, my kids, if I tell you guys something, I mean it. If I tell you I want to do something, I mean it. I'm going to lead by example. You can't do everything, but you do it to the best of your ability, period.
Speaker: I want you to, I'm gonna, you know, my kids growing up, they're gonna watch my footsteps and my footsteps are gonna sway and they're gonna stumble. But at the end of the day, my footsteps are gonna follow on the path that I want you to follow. I'm also gonna show you how to make your own path too. Yeah, make your own path. Be better than me. As a father, as a father,
Speaker: As a father, we want our kids to be better than we thought we would be. Bet that. Bet that. And it's not necessarily about wanting more for our kids, but better. Not more, but better. I want you to be better than I could ever imagine I could be. I told my oldest son. I said, you're going to be better. And as far as the relationship goes,
Speaker: Jody and I, look, I know I wasn't her first love. I know I wasn't her first kiss or her first this or her first that. But God damn it, I wanna be her last. I'm gonna do everything I can to make sure I'm her last because at the end of the day, your last is way more important than your first.
Speaker: Yep. So I've got to teach my kids to be better than I have ever been. And at the same time, I have to be. I think, I think Whitney said that. I think Whitney said it. Maybe, maybe Dolly said it before Whitney, but I'm going to be the great, I'm actually, I might not even be right. I think a male singer would have said it. I'm going to be the greatest slow you ever know. Amen to that.
Speaker: So as a relationship, I'm all, I got all kinds of wisdom in my head. I just don't speak here. Well, on that note, I do have to go back. I gotta go yell at these kids because they're outside playing. Two o 'clock in the morning. Why are your kids still outside playing? It's 12 43. They're fucking drunk.
Speaker: Jeff's kids are hammered. No, it's in the neighborhood now playing. There's like a block party going on. So there you go. That's good for us. But now we're not going to, we're not going to go black top mode. I'm just going to end it, but we do appreciate you guys listening. We do appreciate you guys hanging out. We went five and a half hours. So anybody who was, we made up for Wednesday night. We did two shows in one. That's what we do for you guys. Yeah.
Speaker: We do appreciate y 'all listening. We do appreciate y 'all hanging out. Check us on all social media, everywhere else in the podcast. And join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night on YouTube and Twitch. Go ahead and search up nonsense for nonsense. Give us a follow. Give us a like. And if you be so kind, we don't ask for a whole lot. The one thing we will ask for is, give us a share. Let everybody else know about us. Help us grow. Help us get to a
Speaker: We're going to take over the world. It's pinky and green here. Real quick, before we go, before we go, I have to give a shout out to my niece. I totally forgot what was happening. She got married yesterday. Oh, congratulations. Hey. Cheers. Much love. Cheers. Long life together, hopefully. Cheers. Cheers to that. I'm drinking water, but cheers to you. Put God first. Put God first. Put God first. I've already given you the advice. Never go to bed angry.
Speaker: Remember, actually, when you guys get into a fight, it's not you versus the world. It is you trying to better each other.
Speaker: Just because you get into because your stupid ass girlfriend says something dumb about your husband or just because one of his dumb ass friends says something dumb and you guys get into a fight about it. That's not what it's about. Nope. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, it is going to be you two versus everybody agrees versus the world.
Speaker: You guys are the new age outlaws. You're the APA. You're the brothers of destruction. I'm wrestling references. You guys are the hardy boys. Don't be Marty Gennady and Shawn Michaels. That's no bueno. That's no bueno.
Speaker: You guys are Ric Flair in our English, but no congratulations to your niece, man. That's awesome But no, we do appreciate you guys listening We do appreciate you guys hanging out. Give us your share check us out on all social media Like I said every stream podcast on us in school nonsense If you don't want to hang out with us live when we go live on YouTube and twist don't worry. We got you covered
Speaker: check us out on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts. We do have an email at non -sensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com and we do have a merch store if you're interested in any of that, any of that jazz, teespring .com slash non -sensical nonsense podcast. We went way long. This is a super stupid size podcast. But um, for all the bases tonight, we, we, we kind of,
Speaker: Glitch Jack way more than he normally drinks. And you guys got to see a different side of Glitch tonight. And I appreciate Jeff and Tony. I love you guys. And I do appreciate you guys bearing with me. That's what we do. I was a little bit different than what you guys are used to. Jeff's seen this side of me more times than I can count. Tony, you probably have it. I do appreciate you guys.
Speaker: going way longer than we normally do. We got you. So with that being said, no music, no black top mode, you're going to end it. We're just going to hit the button. Hit the button.
Speaker: Yep. Time for grits. Glick to be cut off. I'm just saying. I'm done. I've done drink. Come on. I got no more alcohols and I'm not home. So the piece of shops deliver me more beer. Here's the button. We got that button. I got to hit this button. It's got to think about
