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Speaker: My back's against the wall as you float through the room With all the things you've got To make you feel at home And that look that's on your face It leads me to a sooner chance than you
Speaker: Well, please darling just say something I need to understand Well, tell me why it is you're leaving I thought I was your man Watching the tail lights fade Up the street is the sun
Speaker: You don't have to be this way You know I hate to be alone Baby please don't go, don't go I searched the house and hope you left something But I didn't find nothing at all I thought maybe if there's something you've forgotten
Speaker: At least I have a reason to come And as I pace around I realize The only sound is my heartbeat Driving me insane I reach for you But you're not there Crying out to you But you don't hear Your promise should be there forever
Speaker: Up the street as the sun sings low
Speaker: I have to have somebody do it for me. It's super easy. I can do it. You can do it. I've had to do it a couple of times. If I can do it, trust me, you can pull it off. I guarantee that. It's not as hard as you think it is. I thought it was going to be a pain in the ass too. It just depends on like if you have an LG or a Samsung and they just have it. Well, I probably get the same brand.
Speaker: It's an app you download, like a LG Switch or Samsung Switch or whatever. And you literally just put the phones beside each other and it transfers everything, your pictures, your apps, your messages, everything. It's super easy. It takes a minute, but it's super easy. So anywho,
Speaker: Saturday. Yeah, go ahead. That means it's time for another episode. Yeah, nonsensical nonsense. So welcome. I got everything set up except my fucking rag to wipe my face. Why don't you go get your rally towel and I'll try to get this uninterrupted. I'm ready.
Speaker: Anyways, let me pull this up real quick. I got my pretty one again. It's so special. It is nonsensical nonsense. God damn, words are already hard. I haven't even had a drink of beer yet.
Speaker: i was gonna say you cracked it how much did you drink already yeah i know that's all i need was cracking i'm already i'm drunk off the papers i'm fucking wasted over here bro anyway we are going early today too yeah a little bit early because we have a tendency to go later on saturday so yeah
Speaker: Yeah. I think the other, I think, yeah, I think the other thing about other reason I might have to turn these lights off is because these sons of bitches are hot. I'm going to get a fucking, it's going to be a perfect imprint of cores light across my back. But, uh, now anyways, welcome guys. Welcome to nonsense school nonsense. I'm the host, your host, Glick got my loyal co -pilot over there.
Speaker: My Robin, Jeff, you can hear him. You can see him. You're shady to your Turk, sir. I've been thinking about it. I like that. Oh, you know where we could do another, you know, where... You're finniest to my Ferb. There you go. Speaking of which, my wife, we're getting ready this morning so she could head out for work.
Speaker: And I was quoting something from the podcast and she did a perfect Doofensmirtz. The way she said it, she's like, ah, yeah, you guys are so funny. Oh my God. I laughed so hard. I can't, I can't do it the way she did it. But it literally, cause my son loves Finneas and Ferb and she literally, just the way she said it sounded exactly like Doofensmirtz.
Speaker: Yeah mocking us while mocking us at the same time No, she did it in a nice way, but it was it was still like she goes haha. Yeah, you guys are so funny But anywho
Speaker: Welcome to the podcast. As I said, this is Nonsense School Nonsense. I'm Blake. He's Jeff. If you guys aren't already, go check us out on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Spotify, TikTok, all under Nonsense School Nonsense. And we have the new one. We have the YouTube channel, the Nonsense School Nonsense YouTube channel.
Speaker: All episodes from episode three minus episode eight are up. Well, they will be up by Wednesday They are taking forever
Speaker: So yeah, I finally got Jeff to do another job. I'm actually sharing this out. So that's why I keep looking down. But yeah, I finally got Jeff to do something with this podcast other than turn his camera off. So he's you're handling the, uh, handling the YouTube channel. Well, since I have my YouTube channel, I figured, you know, I know, uh, a little bit more about the YouTube algorithm than I do any other algorithm. And, uh,
Speaker: I watch a lot of how to grow your YouTube channel stuff on YouTube. Anyway, so I figured if we're going to do anything, what's up? Our subscribers are going to come from there. Yeah, exactly. So I mean, well, you know, we're we're a little bit everywhere. So like I said, I'm glad that you did decide to take over the YouTube channel. And and I didn't have to have another responsibility on my plate as if, you know,
Speaker: Always been always been on YouTube since episode 3, but I wanted to do a a actual YouTube channel
Speaker: for the page where, like before we were on mine, but I'm getting ready to reboot up my YouTube channel as a full YouTube channel. Which in itself was a pain in the ass to try to set up. That YouTube channel trying to set it up was an absolute pain in the neck. Yeah, well, I can't set up another YouTube channel until I get my phone fixed because I can't receive texts for some reason. Yeah.
Speaker: And they asked for a code that they text to you. Well, I can't receive the text. Oh, yeah, I got you. Yeah, they wanted to. I asked you to set it up. Yeah, they wanted to verify the. Yeah, I had certain those off that glare was bothering me. They wanted to verify the account. So in order to verify the account, you had to have a phone number. But but I said that I went ahead and took over.
Speaker: I thought I said something else. No, I didn't. I didn't say anything else. Um, I thought I did, but I don't know. Yeah. Like I said, I'm just outside of with, with, with work and, um, all that other jazz and already doing, you know, the editing and the posting and then the Instagram and the speaking of social media, you posted a video on the nonsensical nonsense.
Speaker: What? It's right here? I'm using it. You posted a video on the nonsensical nonsense TikTok and I kid you not and my son can verify because he's some reason in the room. I've been trying to think of a song for like nine hours. It's been stuck in my head. I could not think of a single lyric.
Speaker: And then you fucking posted that tick tock of you saying drift away. And that's the fucking song I've been thinking about all day. How fucking weird is that? Nice. Well, well, here's the thing. It just shows how in sync we are, man. Yeah. Yeah. I decided last night I was going to I was going to put some content on our talk page trying to get some traffic in there, even though I'm pretty much done with that app in general and as a whole. Right.
Speaker: So, you know, in summer and a few other people have been in here and they say you look like Freddie Mercury. They say I look like Uncle Cracker. So I was like, you know what? Why not? Let's just roll with it. And I did that. And then I got a couple other ones I want to do.
Speaker: I kind of took a dig at Cameron since he was in here talking shit a couple episodes ago, so I did that Joe Dirt one. I would say the Joe Dirt one. I literally just turned on TikTok right before he went live while I was waiting for you. And I saw that and I was like, fuck, that's the song I've been thinking of. Obviously, I was thinking of the original. I didn't know I'll go back to the cover of it. Yeah. So what I need you to do is to log into our TikTok account and give us a Freddie Mercury video. Well, oddly enough, I tried to do it.
Speaker: And it sends me to Glick37, which is your second TikTok account that you set up and you couldn't get into. I don't know why it doesn't. Because I've logged in to nonsensical nonsense through through. I did everything. All of our social media has the same email, same passwords, all that jazz. So I made it to where we both had access to it.
Speaker: Yeah. Oddly enough, it just sends me to the Glick37 or something like that. TikTok account, which has no videos on it. I don't even know what the Glick37 is because my backup account is GlickTalk 2 .0. My main account being GlickTalk.
Speaker: Right. But I'll send you a screenshot of it later, but it was weird because I was like, I want to do a quick TikTok because I did a TikTok real quick just telling everybody on my channel that we're going live. Yeah. Come check us out and kind of doing a little work there. Which on my primary account, I've kind of just said, since they hit me with a fucking three month band on it, I ain't fucking doing shit on this goddamn account. Oddly enough, you get banned all the time. I never get banned.
Speaker: I get banned for the same fucking shit. Illegal activity, unregulated goods. And it's just like, why is it that it's illegal? What illegal activity is there for almost 40 year old man to be drinking beer and smoking a cigarette when there's 14 year olds that are fucking doing coke off of their dog's pecker that are naked and that's okay. Or there's pedophiles that are
Speaker: blatantly openly using tiktok to to Get kids yeah, well uh It's a weird. It's weird double standard But I think what it is is I just have a few haters that every time I Think I think it all comes down to two people reporting it and tiktok doesn't actually watch the video They just go oh somebody reported it got to take it off
Speaker: And yeah, because the last time they, they hit me with a band, it was the same thing, but the video was so short that they lifted the band almost immediately. Right. Uh, where this one, I was a couple hours into it and they, they hit me with a band and, uh, you know, nobody's going back through there to watch all that. Yeah. Or to review it or anything like that. So they, uh, yeah, it's, oh, that reminds me also, you said you had, you asked me to remind you of a funny story you had.
Speaker: Oh yeah, I'll get into it. I've been curious all day. I'm going to make you wait a little bit longer. That's fine. We're just getting started rolling in. I understand. Got to get the bullshit conversation out of the way. I did my part. I reminded you. I got to do my Stevie Wonder wiggle here. I don't know why I'm swaying back and forth.
Speaker: Mark. Mark hit us with uh with the toast. I like it. Oh, nice. Thank you, sir. I didn't even know Mark was uh Mark was on Habs. Well, that's welcome brother. Good morning to you or evening. I guess that's uh it's only like eleven or something there. You're so you're swaying back and forth like Stevie Wonder. That reminds me of a story told by uh
Speaker: Not that he's a great person, but, uh, Bill Cosby told a story once. He told a story once where he will, he walked in on Ray Charles and Ray Charles is standing in the bathroom, shaving. And Bill Cosby looks at him and goes, Ray, you know, the lights are off. Ray Charles turns to him and says, well, turn them on if it helps you. Cause it don't matter me either way. I'm good. I was like, that's fucked up. Yeah, right.
Speaker: man, you kinda, you kinda derailed me with, thanks for reminding me though. Cause I told you to remind me yesterday and you're like, I'm like, you fucking jackass. I do that to my wife all the time and it backfires all the time. Cause I, when I tell her to remind me, she reminds me right away. I do it because
Speaker: That way, the burden is off me right away. It's not my problem anymore. That way, if she's like, you didn't remind me, I'm like, no. If you remember, I reminded you right away. Yeah. It takes the burden away. Wednesday, after we got done recording, I jumped over to listen to Kevin, watch Kevin. Okay. I didn't mean to take him.
Speaker: And, uh, Holland, I don't know what was going on with her. She might've been wasted, but, uh, like 10 30, he was like, well, the show's coming to an end folks. And I'm like, the fuck is he doing?
Speaker: And I was like, Nope, not today. So I called him. Could make me go longer. So you made him go longer. Well, no, he usually goes until 11. And on top of it, like they were just, they were on break. They weren't coming back, but they were on break when we got done.
Speaker: No surprise there. So everybody was in the comments, kind of making fun of the breaks. And I was like, Oh, I really need to listen to a podcast where they don't take any breaks. And I put our link in the comments and fucking Facebook took them down, took it down and said it went against community standards.
Speaker: that's bullshit I didn't even say anything I didn't I didn't call anybody names I didn't threaten to do anything to anybody I just said you know I think when you set up I think when you set up your link or your your Facebook connection you can set it up so nobody can drop in links
Speaker: Yeah, I don't think Jeff has, or Kevin has that. So I was just like, this, what the fuck? Fucking bullshit. But I was talking to Kevin and then for a few minutes and he's like, what, what are you doing? You big timing us and you're not in the chat anymore. And now all of a sudden you're fucking doing your show on Wednesday night. Yeah. If you could not do that. And I'm like, well, you can handle a little competition. Yeah, apparently not. I was like, it's just a better, it's just a better podcast deal. We don't take breaks.
Speaker: like we don't we don't go for five minutes then take a 20 -minute break yeah outside of you know i got a piss and then run off to the bathroom and give you guys a ms or a smr of me of you taking a piss yeah because you just stare at the camera i i certainly need to have like notes yeah i was listening when chris goes to piss or something like that i was listening to i was listening to uh episode 20
Speaker: where you were, ooh, your mic's dead, oh, your mic dead. And then the mic never once screwed up on the audio, just so you know. It was perfect. It's literally all on my end. That was all on my end. And I'm like, I'm listening, and I can hear me, and then you just stop talking. I'm just like... I'm sitting there staring at it. I was like...
Speaker: Oh my God. Any other time, any other time, I can't get you to stop talking for anything. I can't even get through a fucking intro to the podcast, much like tonight. And then when, when we have technical difficulties, you're just like, I'm just going to blankly stare into the camera and not say anything. And we're just going to do dead silent. And even as I'm listening, even as I'm listening to the podcast, I'm like,
Speaker: I was actually, you know what? With putting everything up onto the YouTube channel the past two days, I realized that we have improved tenfold in 21 episodes. If you listen to episode three and you listen to episode 21, yes, we still talk over each other. We still fuck up. We still have technical difficulties, but the content is so much better.
Speaker: And it's we haven't changed anything. Just we've we've. Without saying it to each other, we've understood what we need to do. That in sync. Connection, we have apparently bye bye bye. Oh wait, that's some extra boys are on the scene. I don't know. I couldn't tell you once again, they can all stand in front of me. I couldn't pick them out of the lineup. Don't be cool.
Speaker: No, I think I think I think I got this fucking One of my favorite artists could be standing in front of me. I wouldn't who they were Because I don't I don't sit there and stare album covers while I listen to my music you don't have to stare at album covers Yeah, yeah, you can yeah, you can say that
Speaker: You remember that in 1985, Tawny Catane was dancing on a black and white X -23 Jaguar.
Speaker: It's a V12 twin engine, twin gas tank, V12. Those things are badass. Those things were expensive back in the day. You couldn't pick out MC Hammer from Tupac. Yeah, probably not. Thank you, Mark. You don't have to do all that. Thank you, though.
Speaker: We appreciate it, but you don't have to. Mark's hitting us with awards in half. Yeah, I see that. I see that, Mike. Cheers to you, brother. Cheers to you. Cheers to you. Cheers to you. Cheers to you. Cheers to you. Cheers to you. A little bit of a broken record there. Well, it's just like, I'm sure you can recall some of your favorite football moments or sports moments. I recall car moments.
Speaker: I recall, I wonder if my uncle's still in here watching this bullshit. I recall the Cleveland Browns forcing the Pittsburgh Steelers to eat their assholes in the playoffs a few months back. And winning their first playoff game in like 20 years in Pittsburgh, winning their first game in Pittsburgh. It was so good.
Speaker: I saw I saw a a meme of this guy spray painting the Steelers logo on his front yard and his his buddy asked him he's like this is what he doing he says oh I'm teaching my dog where to shit
Speaker: I'm just I'm just I'm just glad that for a change I can actually talk shit to Steelers fans because for so long I've just had to much like talk to yourself much like a little prison bitch I have to take it so
Speaker: Yeah, Mark, Facebook and Habs do have a really big delay. Yeah, it's a few seconds, yeah. Yeah, so I mean, it's nice that I can actually talk shit. And it hurts a lot more now that I get to talk shit. Like, it hurts Steelers fans more than it ever hurt me because the Browns just sucked and the Steelers just beat up on them every year. It's much like right now with Ohio State and Michigan. I think Ohio State beat Michigan, like,
Speaker: 12 years in a row and it's just, I mean, I don't care if they're, they, I mean, I care, but they suck. So, yeah, I kind of have to take it now when we get to flip the script and we turn it around and start slapping the taste out of Ohio state's mouth again. And that's another story because it's going to hurt. You know, just like the first couple of years when Ohio state started beating up on us, it hurt because you know, we've been so long whooping up on Ohio state and it's just like, man, it's bullshit.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: He's like, I'll buy beer and everything. I'm like, well, there's going to be beer there. Okay. I'll go. But if you mentioned an Olympic sport outside of basketball or baseball or hockey. No, no, actually, believe it or not, something that I've kind of gotten to do that. I think we would kill at soapbox Derby, the Red Bull soapbox Derby. These people are nuts, man. They build these carts that are literally.
Speaker: bailing wire and string and a couple of wheels. And then two of them get on it and go down a course. And 90 % of them wreck badly. Sounds like something right up our alley. Can we get drunk? Is there a possibility that we could die? Yep, we're in. Yeah, well, the one guy, he actually rode a coffin. Nice. With wheels on it. And it was called, the team was called the Coffin
Speaker: Dodgers uh -huh and he's got bicycle wheels on off a 20 -inch bicycle that are they got to be no more than 10 inches apart from each other side by side, you know and He's going down. He made it all the way to the end But it was I mean he's up on two wheels, you know sideways and stuff the but there's two ways to get points obviously make it down to the track in a time and
Speaker: But before you do a presentation, so you have to have a theme. These one guys, they built their cart to make it look like the band from Anchorman. Nice. And they were dressed like the Anchorman crew and stuff, and they do a little dance beforehand.
Speaker: They were the only ones in the past like three years that's got 50 out of 50 points for style. Nice. It was really cool. And then of course, they go down the track and they go over what they call a kicker, which is literally, it's a ramp that is, I'd say about a foot off the ground, so it's not really high.
Speaker: They go off and the guy in the front was obviously heavier than the guy in the back and they nose -dive that fucking thing so The guy in the back just goes flying over I was watching there's like the top seven crashes Which is what got me into it and I was like this is something that we would have done and
Speaker: Yesterday, if we would have known, you know, back in the day, if we could have, cause they, they knew teams. There's no, there's no back in the day about it. You know, damn well, given the opportunity. If you, if you, if you were up here in Ohio and you know, damn well, given the opportunity in the garage right now, build them. So we would be doing this podcast in the garage and be like, yeah, we're, we're building our.
Speaker: What could possibly kill us, but it'll be a, it'll be a hell of a ride. But these one guys had like a, they took like a Barbie Jeep, you know, the Barbie power wheels Jeep. Yeah. And they extended it to had, uh, two seats, one front of the other. And then they put suspension on it. The problem was it was so top heavy.
Speaker: And they had like, um, garden tractor front tires all the way around. So it was like this off -road goofy Jeep. No, they, they made it. They, if they wouldn't have hit the hay bale, they would have made it all the way down. They hit a hay bale and it turned the front tire and just sent both of them launching out of the fucking heap. Speaking of top heavy. That's so funny.
Speaker: Not again, not so much of a segue, but it reminded me. Mark said, yeah, I'm staying here on Habs. It's much more live, if that makes sense. What's up, Kim? He don't have the delay. He came on Habs and then realized that, Mark, we're going to have to get you on here sometime for just a couple of minutes. Because I don't think I've ever seen him or talked to him in real life. But not tonight. Oh, that's another thing I got to say.
Speaker: So, but, um, I was at, uh, one of my customer's house, uh, Wednesday. And, uh, guess what I found. What'd you find? 1994 Eddie Bauer edition board Bronco. No shit. Yeah. He's got two of them. He's got two of them. He's got a, he's got a 94, uh, XLT that's red. Okay. That's going to be his project that he wants. No, no, the tops match.
Speaker: Oh, nice. So that's going to be his project. The XLT is going to be half pretty girl. Send him that video that I sent you about the new front end. No, I was talking to him about it. Well, I went there. I went there. I think it was Thursday and I couldn't do I couldn't do the service because it was too windy. We had to do an exterior spray of the winds 10 plus miles an hour. Obviously everywhere. Yeah. So but we were we were talking because he has two of them.
Speaker: And the Eddie Bauer one, he basically said he's going to put some new tires on it and get it running. And then he was going to sell it. And I was like, oh, I've been looking for one for a long time. So let me know when you get it ready. And he was like, all right, you'll be the first person I talked to. I was like, hell yeah. It's got some rust on it.
Speaker: Man, the interiors, yeah, the interiors a little bit rough, but like you said, he's like, that's going to be part of him getting it running. He wants to redo the interior and all that jazz. And I was like, Oh yeah. Let me know, because I would love to be the first one to have the opportunity to buy it because, you know, we were started talking about mine. I'll get some beers ready. I didn't say tonight, but, um,
Speaker: He's like, yeah, definitely, man. 100 % I'll let you know. It's like, fuck yeah, that'd be awesome if I get my hands on another Bronco. Because he'd probably know just as well as anybody else that ever since I had my last one, I've been wanting another one, so. But those Broncos, I mean, the Bronco II was such a goofy little, you know, it was basically a grainer. The Bronco II was such a piece of shit because I had one of those. It's such a joke. It's such a joke. But the big Broncos,
Speaker: The OJ style, the Broncos, those super bad ass. And that's what these ones are. He's got the XLT and I want an Eddie Bauer. I like the Eddie Bauer ones. Yeah. So I mean, he's got and it's blue and I'm like, it's it's the 90s model. It's blue, which is my favorite color. And it's the Eddie Bauer edition. I was like, you've got to let me know. So if if there's a snowball's chance in hell that I can buy it, I want to be able to be the first one I have. Did he say what he's asking for it? No, not yet. No.
Speaker: I'm sure he don't know yet because while he like we were talking and he was like, you know, I gotta get my whole barn built. Oh my goodness. Right off the bat tonight. We're starting to tell him he should do the whole thing on YouTube so he can watch the build. Yeah.
Speaker: But he's going to build a pole barn where he can put both trucks in and work on them at the same time. Right. So he's got to get that built first and then, you know, he's hoping to have it done this summer, but we shall see. Like I said, I said, let me, no doubt, a hundred percent, like as the chips say these days, no cap. Let me know.
Speaker: So, but speaking of guests, I know I told you to do this kind of sorta. And I think I told Summer as well. We will be having our first guest as well. I don't think everybody knows, but I'll be on vacation next week. So we'll record Wednesday.
Speaker: and then we're going to take Saturday off because I'll be on vacation and then we'll probably record Thursday when Thursday night because I'll be back Wednesday night so we'll probably do Wednesday show Thursday after I get home from work but after that we will be having our first
Speaker: Uh, well, not our first guest because we had summer on here, but we'll be doing our first interviews slash guest, a buddy of mine, uh, Rocky, Rockly EDM combat as a musician, dude can do anything and everything. I reached out to him and asked him if he'd be on the podcast and he was like, hell fucking yeah, brother. I'm in. I was like, you know, you don't have to, you don't have to hang out the whole time. Just.
Speaker: Come in for a few and do a little interview. Get some of your music out there. So we got that coming up. Once we lock down a date, hopefully we can promote on both sides, our side and his side.
Speaker: And then, uh, what I'm going to do to him, he doesn't know. So you fuckers keep a, keep a secret while he's live with us. While he's live with us, I'm going to, I'm going to put him on the spot and have him sing and or rap or do both. Hell yeah. Just, just right off, just right on the spot. Just be like, Hey, freestyle that motherfucker. Dude, he, he, it is insane. His, his range of talent because, uh,
Speaker: He does EDM music. I've heard him sing rock songs. I've heard him sing everything from rock to John Legend. And then I've also heard him rap. And he's legit, super talented. But he's currently, he's doing a job for a client. He said once he's done, then he'll come on with this. So. Nice. That's got a voice.
Speaker: No, that's awesome. I think if we can get some guests on, we can get some serious traction too. And like I said, I've got a few connections, depending upon how well that goes with him.
Speaker: There's another buddy of mine on TikTok I want to reach out to who just wrote a book. I want to reach out to him. And I've got some other musician friends and comedian friends that I would like to reach out to and see if I can get them on here with us.
Speaker: 20 minutes or so. They don't have to be on here the whole time or anything like that. But I think it would be. Yeah. I got my friend that I went to high school with Rob Durham. He's there. I believe he's there in Ohio. He's a stand -up comedian. Plus, he's a teacher. Well, shit. We could just tell him to come over here to the apartment. That's what I was thinking. Well, I'm glad you're taking it upon yourself just to invite people over to my house.
Speaker: No, I was going to have him download the half zap and all that fun stuff. My buddy, the host of our show, he lives in Newark. So here's his address. Just show up at his house Wednesday night. Just show up, knock on the door, Wednesday night, around 6 o 'clock, and just say, hey, I'm here for the podcast. I was told you have beer.
Speaker: First of all, that's great that you're here for the podcast. Second of all, you fucked up because you were supposed to bring beer. Yeah. Oh. Across the street. And if you don't want to go across the street, you can call the pizza place down the road. They'll deliver it to us. Yeah.
Speaker: But no, I definitely want to get Rob on. I've actually he's got a couple of his clips on on TikTok and stuff. He's really funny. You know, he talks about, you know, he was I think he graduated a year before me.
Speaker: But he was talking about as a teacher and he's got all these young kids that, you know, he says every once in a while I like to fuck with my students and I changed the digital clock for a standard clock so they don't know what time class ends. And I was like, nice. But I've talked to him a couple of times about it. He's down. We just got to set up a schedule where he's free and we're going live.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, like I said, I mean, tell him that, does he live up there? Is he still up there around, around where you're from or? I'm not sure. Cause I think he might've moved. I'm not sure if he's still in Ohio or not. So I'd have to probably have him get the Haps app. Yeah. Tell him to get the Haps app. Tell him to add me on Facebook or something like that. Add him to like my personal page and then we can send you a link to his TikTok. Yeah. Later on. But really funny guy. We can get a group chat or something like that.
Speaker: Um, but yeah, I mean, like we, we have, we have fun bullshitting around and doing what we do. But I think if we can add an element to where we can have guests from time to time and I, it was fun having summer on. And like I said, they don't want to stay the whole time. They come on 15, 20 minutes, do what we need to do. And, you know, um, and kind of go from there just to add another element to what we're doing.
Speaker: doing here. As you said, a few minutes back, clearly in 22 episodes, we've grown a lot. Oh my God. It's night and day. Like when I called in and talked to Kevin on the Kevin Ollie show on Wednesday nights from eight to 11, but don't tune in until after we're done. Then go watch Kevin or just watch the ending. Yeah.
Speaker: The problem I have with Kevin is there's, he's so far away from the camera.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Well, you know, I was before we went live today, I was talking about that we need stuff in the background and stuff, but and back the camera up a little bit. But yeah, he's so far away from the camera flag behind your back. Yeah, I worked hard paying that motherfucker, which is the only reason I thought about it. But after I put it up, even before I sent you the picture, I was like, yeah, that's not going to fly. Yeah, no.
Speaker: not today, but um, what I, what I called in and Kevin and I were talking to something that we talked about. He's like, cause I mean, Kevin hasn't always done Facebook live. He used to just be on speaker. Uh, so, you know, we'd be in the chat rooms, bullshit and stuff like that. But, uh, he was like, man, you, you, you started out on Periscope.
Speaker: Well, you stream, but when Kevin came along, he first came along when I was already on Periscope. Right. He was like, you started out on Periscope and you were just hanging out drinking beer. And then he did the Vape and Chill. And then he went to the Glick Show. And he's like, now you're nonsensical. Which is where you and I reconnected. Well, at least I started watching you. Yeah, exactly. And now you've got nonsensical nonsense. He's like,
Speaker: He's like, and I've, and basically you've just grown from every step of the way. Yeah, we fail. Then he tried to bust my balls and he's like, Oh, Mr. Big time and his radio voice and his podcast. I got time for me. I was like, don't you, don't you try to reverse this on me? I just, what I said about you, you son of a bitch. It's not, it's not our fault. We fail upward.
Speaker: Well, I haven't really failed upwards. I've just recreated or rebranded myself several times and kind of stayed at the same... Yeah, Mark says, Mr. Big Shot over here. Well, Mark, I will say thanks to you that this podcast, as of tonight, we made the most money we've ever made off of it, just because you gave us $5 on Haps.
Speaker: We're rich. With that Bentley on layaway, sir. Back to the Bugatti website I go. For anybody who doesn't know, we do make very little for a view. We don't make anything, but we don't plan on making any. We don't plan on getting rich and famous. We're not doing it for the money. We do it because this is... It's hard to explain until you do your own podcast. You don't realize how much fun it is.
Speaker: Yeah, and like, and as we've said a couple different times, probably more than a couple, you know, it's nice to do something with, with, you know, you and I have been friends for ever in a day and you're one of my best friends, you've always been one of my best friends. So it's nice to do something with somebody you're so close with.
Speaker: You know, would it be nice if we started making money off of it? Absolutely. If it got to the point where I could quit my real job and this would become my job, I would do this every day. I would do this every day. Of course, it'd be a lot more prepared. It would be a lot more professional. I would have an actual studio. We could take, we could take, uh, phone callers, you know, we just that and the other thing. I, you know, I build it up right.
Speaker: And I'd actually. We do plan to do all that. It's just it's going to take a lot longer than originally planned because we don't make any money at this. But it's. After that first episode, we got done. I think the first live episode, we both were like, that was fucking fun. Yeah. Yeah. Like, like I've always loved doing my lives. I absolutely love doing my lives. You know, there's that and it was so out of my comfort zone when I first started doing it. Yeah.
Speaker: that I was like, man, I don't, I don't think I can ever stop doing these. And now I don't even care about like, I'll go to life from time to time just because I have no life and I'm a loser. So like,
Speaker: You know, I'll, I'll hang out with, you know, people from, from hats, I'll join into their lives or, or, or whatever and hang out in bullshit with them. But it's not like, I gotta do this. I gotta do it Saturday night. All I'm doing is my life. And I want to do it no matter what. Uh, for the most part, not necessarily, no matter what, because I wouldn't do them when summer and I were together, unless she was still alive, do your life, you know?
Speaker: Well, unfortunately, I don't have as much time as I would like to go live. You're a stay -at -home dad. I'm a stay -at -home. Well, no, but I mean, the problem with being a stay -at -home dad with two crazy kids is it's constant cleaning up after them. I mean, I basically follow them around with a dustpan in a room.
Speaker: and then kick their asses. They're old enough to clean up after themselves. Well, no, they do. Don't get me wrong. But it's like my son spilled coke today. I almost lost it because he spilled it on my brand new bench. Luckily, it wasn't the part that's covered. I still haven't finished that bench. I got to go get more stuffing. Yeah. Yeah. So this is this is like I said, this is something that I enjoy doing. And, you know, down the road, if it is a way that I can if it turns into a job, then
Speaker: Hell yeah. Well, then it's not a job, you know. No, but it's not a job. It's one of my YouTubers that I watch. They started their podcast not too long ago. I actually sent you the screenshot, but they were saying they started it. I'm not going to mention them, so I'm not plugging, but they started it and they said, you know, they're making tons of cash now and they started it, scrimping and scribing to do it.
Speaker: And it is their full time job now, but they they they don't feel like it's a job. They truly enjoy doing it. You know, when you have a regular job, you wake up some mornings, go, fuck, I don't want to go to work. Yeah, but these are these guys are also guys that are well, technically there's from from YouTube. So, I mean, well, yeah, but once again, they did start out similar to us. They started out with nothing. Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, they, they, they literally talked in their podcast about how they started out with, you know, they were working full -time jobs. They were working for jobs, plus their own detailing company cleaning cars to build their first car. And, and then it, they, they finally saved up enough where they, uh, they took out a small loan from their brother and they bought the car. They bought a Mustang and it was the,
Speaker: There's a certain body style and it just it just took off. Yeah and well overnight they went from like 10 ,000 subscribers to 300 ,000 subscribers one vehicle and Sometimes that's all it takes like Drake said
Speaker: Started from the bottom. Now I'm here. I think it was Drake, I don't know. That is literally my wife and I's theme song. Not a whole lot of people know this, but when my wife and I first moved in together, we didn't have two dimes to rub together. And this just in 2019, we bought the house. Shit, that's the story of my life right now. And we did it in 11 years, we went from zero
Speaker: I think, I think we had a total of $3 to our name when we moved in together in our own place where we weren't living with like her mom or whatever. Yeah. In our own place, we had like $3 to our name and through hard work and busting ass, we bought a house and you know, slowly fixing it. I mean, it's brand new house, but I want to improve it, of course. Yeah. No, I trust me. I know. I know that goes, man. Yeah.
Speaker: I've been riding kind of a wave where, you know, kind of floated around for years and then I was able to start building up and then went to Charleston and got a feeling. Got to do a real good spot.
Speaker: Then all everything went to shit and she came home and, you know, kind of struggled a little bit. And then I got to a sweet spot. Now I'm in a bad spot again, but you know, I, it's all a temporary because I knew taking the job that I was taking was going to, was going to make it, make it hard for a little bit. Um, but, you know, once I, once I was able to do what I needed to do for this new job, then it'll be all right again. You know, it's just gotta kind of get through this tough times. There's a, there's a tattoo I want to get.
Speaker: that, uh, actually it's, it's, everybody knows the saying, I want to get the tattoo that says this too shall pass. Yeah, exactly. No, I want to get this too shall pass because even the good times are going to, are going to go by and they're going to be gone. But the hard times you'd look down at that and you're like, okay.
Speaker: We can do this. It makes you a better person. It makes you stronger. Get back to work. Is that what they tell you down at the bathhouse? I always see acid elbows.
Speaker: That's the old construction saying, you know, you get out there, ask the elbows and get the work, man. Yeah, man. Like you said, it makes you a stronger person. It makes you a better person at the end of the day. It makes you work harder. I mean, that's, that's, that's why, you know, again, when we said we wanted to do this, I, I, I went so gung ho and learned things that I never knew what how to do. And I may not be doing it right, but I do it enough to where it works and it's functional and we're able to, to, to put out,
Speaker: We've only missed one Yeah, I think we missed one Wednesday, I mean we've rescheduled Yeah, but I mean think I think we completely missed one full Midweek episode where we couldn't reschedule a
Speaker: And it ended up being Saturday before we could try to reschedule I know I know even when I was sick I still I mean we did we postponed it one day But I still try to push through the next day and that man goddamn. Yeah Yeah, that when I listened to that I was like goddamn I was just not I was just not there but I Still yeah, I think that's
Speaker: if I remember words are hard if I remember we have we have missed one but it was it was so early on that it really didn't
Speaker: quote unquote matter. Oh, you know what? I think you're right. I think I don't even think that we missed one. I think we were just still trying to figure it out. It was early on before we decided if we were going to go one or two days and before we started dicking around with this fucking app and we were trying to use anchor and and and all that jazz because we did episodes one and two on anchor and I'd like to go back.
Speaker: Yeah, I would like to go back and listen to them because I have not listened to them since the first time I listened to them. I haven't either. And I think that's where we're using the Haps app has helped us a lot because we can we stopped talking over each other so much. We still do you. Yeah.
Speaker: But having this app where we have video, it helps a lot. And it's nice that we can go live and people can come in and chat with us. I don't know.
Speaker: whether people are watching or not, I mean, or if they're just, you know, whether they're chatting or not, or they're just hanging back watching us half -assively, whatever. But I kind of accidentally stumbled on a, um, stumbled on a phrase for the, uh, uh, the chatter's box, which is a sports reference. Um, uh, and baseball, when you're, when you're the batter, when you're the next up to bat and you're warming up, you go to the, yeah, you got the batter's box.
Speaker: See, I know that I don't have a name. I don't have a name for our chatters yet, but our chatters hang out in the chatters box. Yeah. So, you know, which, uh, you know, I don't, wouldn't you like to know what I'm doing? Mark, I have an idea. You're probably either touching yourself inappropriately or touching a random
Speaker: animal inappropriately with candles and bubbles and the screen above the thing he's like oh they're so pretty taking a nice bubble bath he's got george michaels on in the background turned down real low he said both at once he's kind of muted he just wants to see our pretty faces like george michaels played in the background
Speaker: Never gonna dance again. Guilty feeling, got no rhythm. He said he does both all at once. He touches himself. He said your message every once in a while. I went to Staples. Mark's like, hand me on Snapchat. Okay, I'll adjust Snapchat. Here's my Snapchat. The next day I get a picture from him using a Staples outfit. A Deadpool mask and cowboy.
Speaker: You like this, daddy? Whoa! Wait, what the hell? Whoa! Delete! Block! I'm friend. I'm friend. I'm friend. We'll keep him alive. We'll go ahead and keep him on Snapchat. Everywhere else he's got. Well done, Bobby. Oh, that's so bad. We're so bad.
Speaker: I don't know what the hell people do when they watch this, man. I would love to get some kind of feedback. I mean, obviously I know Mark. I know my mom sits in her chair. My mom likes to do counter cross stitch sewing. So she puts us on YouTube. She watches us on YouTube. And she watches while she sews. So she's not really watching, she's listening. And then of course she did comment
Speaker: on Wednesday's episode when we were talking about that guy getting his balls chopped off. Like an hour later, she got a little bit. Mark said, I want to see you in a Staples. You know what, for Halloween this year, for Halloween this year, I'm going to get that. I'm going to do the Staples Deadpool Cowboy for Halloween this year.
Speaker: And nobody will understand it And then on the back just have nonsensical nonsense Yeah, exactly. Yes nonsensical Spotify at nonsensical nonsense. Yes episode 14 Seriously seriously something's knocking on your door disordered beer
Speaker: You talked about the pizza place they're listening and they went ahead and sent you beer What the hell do you want Ah one of Chris's kids friends You know, it's crazy when I use my wireless earbud and I walk around and I
Speaker: It's it's funny because on the on the audio end, it sounds like I just walked like I just walked through a tunnel. Yeah. Well, you can hear us perfectly, but we just hear this. This is slow. Hello. Hello. Hello. Like you're like a clear across a fucking field.
Speaker: For a second, I thought you were going to start singing Lionel Richie. I almost did. I thought I was like, he's going to start singing Lionel Richie. I almost did. I almost did. No joke. I almost did. Because I was like, hello. And then I just said hello again. Because I was like, no. I was going to sing back up, man. I was going to back you up, man. I got you, homie. You said me. I could see it in your eyes. I love that song, man. That is a great song.
Speaker: Well, that's that song the drift away song I kid you not I literally You know how you get something stuck in your head. You're like, oh, I want to hear that song. Yeah, and I had I like the day before on Friday Mm -hmm. I had heard it and I was like oh and I was away from the house when I heard it Yeah, when I get home on put that fucking song on by the time I got home
Speaker: I couldn't remember the song. And I knew I wanted to hear said song. And I knew if I heard it, I would it would, you know, that that feeling of I need to hear this song would go away. And I was sitting on the couch in front of YouTube going, what the fuck is it called? And I'm trying to hear the lyrics in my head. And I it's literally slowly starting to pop in my head. And my son starts singing a different song at the top of his fucking lungs.
Speaker: Yeah, right. And I lost it. I was so mad. I was like, you shut up again. I can't fucking thank you all son of a bitch. And then I went ahead and set all this crap up in here for the podcast. And I was like, OK, Chris has got another five minutes, something like that. So I went on TikTok and you fucking posted the song with the song I'm trying to think of for the past two days. I was like, we're in sync. We know it. We know we know each other.
Speaker: I literally was going to ask you, what's that song called? And you would have been like, I don't know what how's it go. I'm like, I don't know. Which is the only reason I couldn't even think because at one point is I want to get lost in your rock and roll. And all I can remember is I want to get lost in. And I couldn't remember if it was lyrics, chorus, something like that. And I was like, what the fuck is the word?
Speaker: Well, if you look at my YouTube search on my TV, it's lost in lyrics, lost in song, lost in love. Fuck, what's it called? Show me nothing. Well, that's the that's God damn, man. It was hilarious. I was trying to share this out to some other other places. Oh, yeah, that's what I was going to say.
Speaker: Uh, shit. Oh, yeah. So the, I'm Hope Cracker. Squirtle. Yeah, Squirtle. Uh, I'm Hope Cracker. There was a couple different options, but I wanted to do one of his more popular songs when I did it. And, uh, the other one was Follow Me. The problem with Follow Me is that song's about heroin.
Speaker: No, this song is about the song. It's about fucking heroin. It's not about heroin. It's about him. Media married woman in her. Really? I don't know where the hell you get heroin. What do you get your information from? I kid you not. If you look it up, people the the theory is the songs about hearing because it's like I swim through your veins like a fish in the sea. It's one of the lyrics. That's heroin, dude.
Speaker: Hold on, look. Yeah, look it up. Google, Google ate that shit. I think you're thinking of something else. No, it's follow me. It's not. It's about heroin. No, it's not. Listen, jackass. Go ahead. You're wrong. Listen, I'm going to read the lyrics. I'm going to I'm going to read the lyrics. And if I if I knew how the song went, I would probably sing. This is you don't know how you met me. You don't know why you can't turn around and say goodbye.
Speaker: All I know is when I'm with you, I make you free and swim through your veins like a fish in the sea. Heroin. Follow me. Everything is all right. I'll be the one to tuck you in at night. And if you want to leave, I can guarantee you won't find nobody like me. I'm not worried about the ring you wear, because as long as no one knows, then nobody can care.
Speaker: You're feeling guilty, and I'm well aware. See, you're wrong. I totally get what you're saying. But Google 8, Google 8, that shit. You're wrong. That song equals heroin or something like that. There's a coalition there. You're wrong. Is it coalition? Coalition is the word I'm looking for. No. I'm sure I am wrong. But there is the theory. I mean, that was. Well, that theory is wrong. There you go. I'm just saying it's a theory.
Speaker: But now that you say that, that it's about a married woman, I tell it does make sense. But I think it was the girl I was dating in high school when that song came out. She was like, oh, you can't play that song around my parents. I'm like, why? She's like, it's about heroin. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? It's not it's not about heroin. It's about cheating. Yeah, well, anyways, anyways.
Speaker: I didn't want to do that because anybody who's ever had a girlfriend or a wife or anything like that knows damn well that
Speaker: Sometimes they read into things and I didn't want to take that risk. I'm not saying someone would have. I'm just saying I wasn't going to take that risk when I was simply doing it because they said I was like OK.
Speaker: You look like a younger, younger uncle cracker, not necessarily the newer younger uncle cracker. I appreciate the fact that you say, I look, you use younger and looks in the same sentence about me. Well, that was kind of like a sideways compliment because younger uncle cracker has had the beard like you, which is where I think. Nope. All I'm taking from that is, uh, could be worse. They could call you Bubba Sparks.
Speaker: Hey, the admin from from nerd glory hole approved our post for the podcast. Cool. Well, for anybody listening on there, what's going on? Well, does anyone use this or is it just me? Use what Mark? Uh, so I, uh, anybody from North what's up. What did you say about lotion?
Speaker: He said, does anybody use this? He's like, he's literally holding up like a lotion going, does anybody use or is it just me? And we're like, we can't see a dumbass. A lot of people use HAPS, but nobody ever really comes on the HAPS in the comments and they don't have an invite feature yet outside of inviting people to your live. So, right. Yeah. So, well, HAPS is still, it's been up for like what, two years. It's still in the beta.
Speaker: But they they literally just did an update I think that's why on went the episode 19 where we we we kept glitching out and
Speaker: Uh, and 20, I think they were updated. I think it was 19 or 20 when we were glitching out really bad. Yeah. Uh, the next day I was scrolling through HAPS and it was saying that, uh, they have that HAPS admin, uh, you know, creators, whatever. And they were talking about how they're adding, they were doing updates the past couple of days. And I was like, well, there's why. Yeah.
Speaker: Like where you got you got kicked off that one time. Yeah. Mark Mark said he he feels lonely in here and it's cold and we'll go on Facebook and share it out with it. Share it. Share it. Share that. Oh, dude. Share it on Facebook. Share it on Instagram. Share it on Twitter. Share it on the on the anywhere. You can share anywhere. Make my wife eat her words. So we have like over a thousand people watching at once. Well, I don't know if that'll ever happen. But
Speaker: That would be awesome. Even a hundred would be cool. So why are you watching the clock? First of all, why are you so intently watching the clock? Are you talking about me? Yeah, you. I'm not watching the clock. You're like, we're an hour in. Tell me your story. Well, you said later.
Speaker: I was hoping more people. I was hoping more people would be here, but they're not. So, yeah. So anyways, it's kind of a slow news story week. I do have a couple few things. I think maybe I don't know, but I do have this one from, from, from, from Friday from yesterday that I heard. Okay. And, uh, Pennsylvania, a couple of people decided to go to Home Depot. Uh -oh. You know, people go to Home Depot all the time.
Speaker: nothing out of the ordinary there. Well, these two people decided to go to the lumber area and hold an exorcism for the murdered trees.
Speaker: Oh my god. How woke can you get? It's not even a woke thing. It's a how much fucking meth did you have this morning thing? Because they wanted that's like those vegans that protest in front of the milk thing in front of the milk freezer at the at the grocery store. I would love to get out of my way. I need my milk. So so they it was it was an exorcism to free the spirits
Speaker: of the murdered trees so that they could, I don't know, float off to magical fairy fuck land. I have no idea. So the cops, so the cops were called, the cops show up and they're like, what in the blue fuck is going on here? And, uh,
Speaker: so they're like all right well nobody got arrested they're just like all right we need you guys you guys need to get the fuck out yeah you guys need to leave well come to find out there's this dude that has a pretty impressive following on like facebook and this and the other thing that that's like kind of his thing man like he performs exorcisms and shit
Speaker: like Home Depot and Lowe's and and staples and he goes to the paper I was staples and he's like the power of Christ composed through holy water all around it ruins like 15 reams of holy water on everything
Speaker: I would literally see something like that going and I'm like, I'd be sitting there lighting wooden matches going. There you go. There's another tree. There's another tree. There's another tree. Now get the fuck out of my own people. It's like, uh, you know, I understand the tree hugging hippies that want to, want to save the world and save the trees and this, that, the other thing. Oh, I totally get it. But give me a, that's a little bit much, you know, just, uh,
Speaker: I was talking to a guy the other day, um, buddy of mine, he's here and we were talking, we got talking about hunting and specifically deer hunting. He's like, and his wife says, Oh no, you're hunting bad. You shouldn't kill the deer. And I said, you realize that if people didn't deer hunt during deer season, there already is more deaths than, I mean, if they want the deer population to grow, they'll stop deer hunting for one year.
Speaker: And then they're like, we need more hunters. Yeah. I don't, I don't know the number of deaths that deer cause, but they are very destructive to farmers. Just the, just them crossing the highway. I mean, if anybody's ever hit a deer with their vehicle, I don't care what vehicle you're driving, you're going to fuck that thing up.
Speaker: Well, I had a Bronco and I've had countless tears with it and I didn't fuck it up. So, therefore, I just proved your theory. Yeah, well, your Bronco, I could walk, I could walk under your Bronco without touching it. This is true. This is very true, too. Which is why I liked it.
Speaker: Oh, I like, you know, I can fix your oil pan right here. I liked you too, especially when I had to redo the brake lines and, and get my big ass right underneath there. Me and my buddy were underneath there and, uh, we were just like, all right, well, there's the bad spot. We'll go ahead and take this line out pretty much. I wish it had been gorilla glue back then or Gorilla tape.
Speaker: We're just going to watch Jeff. Go away. Jeff does to me when I would, when something happens, you just go silent. So I'm going to go to ASMR mode. Jeff is yelling at his kids. He's about to kill his kids. My, my daughter is at grandma's house. I don't know why, but she was at grandma's house Wednesday. What's she doing? She's hanging out with her.
Speaker: Yeah, she's hanging out with Grandma for the week. Everyone wants one. Kevin doesn't like to go over. Kevin doesn't like to go over because, well, because he doesn't get to watch what he wants. Oh, they're mean. Well, it's not that they're mean. They're mean. They're very, they're very religious. They're mean. And if he watches, he watches something like he watches, he watches, he likes to watch Stranger Things.
Speaker: And, and I'm all for it. I'm like, I love, I love that show and I could not get into it. I tried, man. I tried. My wife's, my wife's brother is like, that's the devil. I'm like, what are you talking about? Listen here. Captain Cologne and skinny pants. Shut the fuck up. Break.
Speaker: So, you know what the devil is? The 25 ounces of clone you put on in your skinny jeans. Those skinny jeans, those skinny jeans, I went to put them on. I thought they were mine because they're just pair of black jeans. And they, and I was like, Oh, they're laying around. I was like, I'll just throw these on real quick. And I went, I couldn't get them up past my knees and the kids bigger than I am. And I'm like, and I came out. That's surprising. I consider you still shop at the toddler section.
Speaker: But my brother's speaking of baseball as well. Throw this out there. Suck it Braves. Reds beat him today for three to one four to one. Held him held him hit list until seventh inning. Nick Castillo was on point to make that reminds me. I do want to give a shout out to a buddy mind that passed away.
Speaker: Huge sports fan. He would have loved the guy, except for the fact that he was a Cowboys fan. But he actually taught me a lot about sports because he would force me to go to the casino with him and we'd bet on baseball games. If he if he told you a lot about sports, how do you still know nothing about sports? I never said I don't mean to speak. I don't mean to speak ill of those who pass that. I'm sorry for your loss, but
Speaker: Your friend was a horrible person because he was a Cowboys fan. But he, he, the dude loved going to the casino, but we'd go, and the only way he'd get me to watch sports is we'd go to the casino and we'd throw money on each inning. And we'd always just bet the inning would be zero zero. So if anybody got a run or something, we're like, fuck! No, you son of a bitch.
Speaker: You don't know what you're screaming about it. You don't know what you're screaming about other than the fact that you just lost money But yeah, it was a great wingman too. Oh my god Amazing wingman it always comes back That's what my friend Albert and I used to do we used to go to the bars we used to go play pool at a bar called el chat like the chat room and
Speaker: The pool table was free and nobody ever used the pool table. It had a live band and they had two for one beers all night. Nice. On the night we would go and we would go there and, you know, after six, seven, 20, 50 beers, everybody looked good. I couldn't imagine you drinking more than like eight beers. Just based off of your size alone.
Speaker: Well, I've stumbled out of that bar several times. I'm, I'm, I'm the weird, I'm the weird guy that when I, when I'm, when I realized I'm like, whoa, I'm too drunk. I just leave. I don't say anything. I fucking, I do the Houdini. They, my friends call me Houdini because I just fucking leave. Yeah. I would be like, bye guys. I'm going to home or nothing. I just be like,
Speaker: I'm like, who was Jeff? I'm like, yeah, he's. That's, that's a, that's the Irish exit. Now I, um, the last time I went out, um,
Speaker: I mean, we had a good time. I didn't pay for a single beer. I don't know how I managed that. But the guys that I went with were like, we're buying. I was like, boy. Sounds like a plan to me. Give me top shelf, please. I was literally carrying one of them out and they're like, Click, how are you carrying him when you drank more than all three of us? I was like, I'm twice as big as you. Well, I got the size. I got the aging alcohol.
Speaker: I watched I watched Splash last night. And John Candy is talking about he says there's there's a mathematical reason why you're drunk and I'm not while Tom Hanks is laying on the bar. He's got his face in a bowl of fucking pretzels and
Speaker: John Candy's got a brandy in his hand. He's like, there's a mathematical reason. I forget exactly his speech, but he's like, he's like, it has to do with calculus and everything. And then these two girls walk by and he's like, I'll bear back. He fucking just bounces to follow these chicks while his brothers passed out on the fucking floor. And I was like, that is...
Speaker: That I and I instantly thought about my friend albert I instantly thought that's albert night. That's how we were One of you getting me just pissed drunk and never be like look girls Girls hey jeff. Yeah Your mom's on tick tock nice Yes Interesting
Speaker: She just liked the video that I posted on our non -sensical nonsense page. Interesting. I've assumed it's your mom. The one place I would not find, I doubt she's got any videos out. No, no, no, no. I think she literally just started with zero followers and she's not following anybody. It says, well, I won't put your mom's out there. You know what your mom's name is. Yeah. There's no profile picture. She liked it. Yeah. So I looked and I was like, wait a minute.
Speaker: Wait a minute, let me go, let me go look at this. Is that? She's got to be one of our biggest favorites. She's like, I'm just going to follow these boys everywhere. I don't even know how to use half this shit, but I'm going to follow them. Well, my cousin Tom is like that. He's, he follows, he likes every video I do. He's come on here once.
Speaker: And but he he he never puts out any content. I'm like, dude, you're a funny dude. You should totally do it. And he's like, fuck that shit. Right. I'm too old for that. He's your age. I'm your age. You are exactly your younger me. How am I exactly your older? Well, not exactly. But when is your birthday? I was born in 80, though. Yeah, I was born in 81. When's your birthday?
Speaker: December. Uh, uh, almost a year. Yeah. So technically I'm older. It doesn't make me any wiser. That's never been, that's never been a question of debate when you were older.
Speaker: I feel 30 years older. You make it sound, yeah, exactly. You make it sound like you're 15 years older than me. I'm older than you. He's your age, bro. I'm your age. I'd love to get my cousin Tom on here because some of the stories of shit he and I used to do would make us go viral. I guarantee it because he probably recalls them better than me because we used to do some dumb shit. Is this the cousin that you guys would like
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, he would come he he born and raised in Chicago, just outside of Chicago. And he would come down to what we what we affectionately would call the farm. And, you know, 27 acre property that my parents had. And it was basically a giant valley.
Speaker: And we would literally, whatever we found, we were like, we can ride this, put some wheels on this motherfucker. But my dad bought, my dad bought a go -kart frame. Hence the sheet fucking.
Speaker: We bought, my dad bought a go -kart frame with perfect intention to put a motor on it because the motor on it was bad. And it all came down to the only place to get a centrifugal clutch was at one place that was like an hour's drive. And he's like, one of these days I'll go up and get that centrifugal clutch. Well, in the meantime, my cousin Tom and I would push this thing up to the top of the hill and we took a old metal
Speaker: You know the metal rocking chairs? That's like an outdoor dining set. Well, the legs had broken on it. And we bolted the metal chair to the back so we could both ride this thing down and make it go faster. Yeah, no brakes. The only brakes had a had a. Almost looked like somebody had welded a small pipe. About a four inch pipe to the sprocket.
Speaker: that we wrapped around a belt from like a car belt, engine belt, to a cable that went to the brake pedal. So one side would slowly, that side was locked up, and then we would just continue with our weight pushing us down. It never really slowed us down, but it made us feel safer. Well, we would ride this thing down the hill,
Speaker: with both of us on it and he he was like your size and i'm my size so it's almost like if you and i were riding this thing down a hill that had uh i don't know like a 30 degree 30 40 degree downhill through the woods dodging trees just oh such a dumb and then of course we'd get we'd get brave and build a ramp to go over
Speaker: No helmets, no knee pads, none of that shit. Let's do this. And to push it up the hill, you'd grab the steering wheel, walk in front of it, back it up the hill. This is the easiest way to do it. And then jump on and hang the fuck on. Yeah, hang on, bitch, because we're going for it. We must have rode that thing down the hill hundreds of times. Neither one of us ever really got hurt.
Speaker: But just looking back and we're like, wow, we were not too bright. Well, I mean, that's the thing, you know, being kids, that's kind of dumb ass shit that we would do and not even think about it. You know, we just, uh, randomly find dumb shit. Like we used to do, uh, paintball or BB gun wars, but when we play paintball, uh, our paintballs were usually frozen. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You throw them in the freezer. So they hurt your friend. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, I think a buddy of mine that I also went to school with, he and I had been going to school together since grade school. He actually went, I think junior high, his mom bought a place at the top of the hill, ended up being our closer neighbor. And he had, I don't know, like 15 BB guns. And we literally would start BB gun wars in the cornfields, running through the cornfield and just
Speaker: Somebody run by pop pop pop and you know, we would you know, they were pump action BB guns, you know Daisy was a Red Ryder or whatever Yeah, where do you pump it and it the more you pump it the harder it hits so we'd pump it till we couldn't physically close it and then wait for somebody fucking run by pop them real good and we'd do it in shorts and a t -shirt and
Speaker: I can let it rock and roll, buddy. To the point where you'd go home at the end of the day and pick BBs out of your skin. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I still have friends that have BBs stuck in them. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The dumb stuff we used to do when we were kids. The kids today wouldn't be able to get away with that shit.
Speaker: But there is there is a there a whole division of people. I'm not sure where. But I'd love to get involved with the airsoft battles. Oh, yeah. That airsoft stuff is is super popular. And people. But they use the people.
Speaker: Yeah, well, it's the air software plastic BBs, but people people are super into that, man. They've got some sick fucking set ups and everything else. The one guy, he's got a YouTube channel where he goes over his airsoft gun. And I'm like, Jesus Christ, dude, I've had real guns that don't look that good. Yeah. There's a thing that's menacing. And he's got a disclaimer on his on his channel that says not a real gun. Yeah. So he doesn't think he monetized.
Speaker: there's a guy that I used to watch on YouTube, not so much anymore, but he would expose like cheaters or sportsmanship or whatever with the airsoft competitions and stuff like that. And it would be, that would probably be pretty, it would probably be really cool to get into something like that. But yeah, man, those guys, they don't play around, man. They put a lot of money and time and whatnot into their guns.
Speaker: Well, it was like a friend of mine that he was, uh, he was a friend of my cousins. My cousin is, I think five years younger than me, but, uh, he got real big into paintball and I think he had like $4 ,000 in paintball gear. And I'm like, Jesus Christ, dude, my first car didn't cost that much. I mean, I'm all for going out and shooting people with paintballs, but I'm not going to spend four grand on that shit.
Speaker: Well, I mean, it's not so much, it's just how much they have wrapped up in the gear and the add -ons.
Speaker: the paintball and this, that, and the other thing. I mean, if they go into it and they go into it as, I don't know, quote unquote professional, you know, they're, they're going to sink a lot of money into it, much like, you know, anybody who goes into anything that they want to do, they're going to, they're going to put a little bit of money into it. It's just like, uh, if, if, you know,
Speaker: I'm sure people look at some of the tools I buy, or I have plans on buying, and they're like, why would you buy that? I'm like, because I need it. And it all comes down to, you follow your passions and you go head first. Unfortunately, head first usually costs a lot of money. Yes. I figured I did the math. I did the math to buy all the tools I need.
Speaker: $45 ,000 money and or tools. Well, that's just because you're buying dumbass Nonsensical tools that not necessarily I'm talking like I one of the things I want it's it's it's Not necessary that I have it, but I want one You're okay. You're gonna do with it. You just said you just said it right there No, but by one it would it would improve my building of Because of what it is. It's a mill Mm -hmm
Speaker: It basically looks like a drill press, but it's got XYZ axis. And the cheapest one, and I don't want, you know, a cheap one. I want the cheapest one I've seen is like $4 ,000 used, but it's like 50 years old.
Speaker: That's insane. That's, that's, that's brand new ones are $35 ,000. That's just dumb. Oh, I'd totally do it. If I had the money, I'd be on order. She's done because the bill, but, but, but here's the thing. What are you going to do? You live in Mexico. You can't ship anything to the States because it costs $1 ,000. Yeah. I know you can buy them there, but what are you going to do?
Speaker: What are you gonna do with quote unquote $45 ,000 worth of tools? Builds anything I can think of. Yeah, but what are you gonna do? Are you just gonna build stuff and have it pile up at your house? Yeah, pretty much. Is there a market for it down there? You can't ship to the state because it's so damn expensive. No, but it's like the table saw I want. I can go get a cheap shop saw
Speaker: Job site saw which is already grown. They're like 250 bucks, but I want a cabinet saw the one of the big ones that weighs like 200 pounds Yeah, you can one all day, but that's that's not answering my question. You're deflected. All right, you're like a politician No, but here's here's the point. Here's the point It's it's more stable. So you have less chance of fucking up
Speaker: says the guy that wears flip -clops and shorts with a homemade table saw that wobbles to and fro. No, I fixed it. I rebuilt it. I'll send you pictures. I rebuilt it. It doesn't look stable, but it's super stable now. What's up, Summer? What's up, dude? What's up, bro? You still have not answered my question. What are you going to do with all those tools to
Speaker: Justify owning them. Justify owning them. Benefit owning them. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. Is there a profit involved? Are you going to do? Well, the whole concept is this. Or are you just hoping to get famous? As of hopefully next week, I'm going to be doing the YouTube channel again.
Speaker: been and with some of the builds I have planned I will if the YouTube channel takes off which fingers crossed it will justify owning said tools because I'll be able to and like my YouTube channel is not about how to it's about how I do yeah but again
Speaker: You just go build shit and have it sitting around the house sitting around the yard or are you going to try to build stiff and actually have people buy it? I've talked about it before but I am going to be improving the house like the closet I want to build and one of the things I want to build for the YouTube channel and this is a couple years on from now but I want to build a one -off supercar.
Speaker: Just because I saw it's it's it's strictly it's what you want to do is strictly for you to to gain a following and get rich off of YouTube. Well, not necessarily rich if I can just like this if I can if I could not have if I could literally justify having all the tools because the YouTube is paying and I can rub it my wife's face go and see YouTube is not so stupid.
Speaker: So because just yes, it all comes down to if you want to get off this ride. Yes, let's get off this ride. It all comes down to I do want to get a following on YouTube where I can actually make money on YouTube. But it's not like I'm going to buy it all at once either. You know, if you would put a quarter of that effort into this podcast, that'd be amazing.
Speaker: Why do you think I took over the YouTube channel? There's my quarter. No, that's like a 5%. Well, like I told you, go drop a, I don't know how many pesos it would be, but go drop a hundred and some.
Speaker: They've got a Chromebook at Best Buy. Don't tell me there's not a Best Buy in Cancun because there is a Best Buy in Cancun down at the Marina. I already Googled that shit. I've actually never been in that Best Buy. Go buy you a Chromebook like I did.
Speaker: that'll make your, not only for this, but even for your YouTube and stuff like that. It'll make your life so much easier. I mean, I go live on my Chromebook. That's what I use to go live on. So that gives me access to this. And then if you have a Chromebook, your phone is handy. And guess who can bring stories to the podcast as well? We have a laptop. I just have to get the keyboard fixed. I have to get it fixed.
Speaker: And that's in the next couple of weeks, we're going to be doing how much is it going to cost to get the keyboard fixed? I have no idea. It's probably I might be able I might be able to wait. I might be able to get away with one of them plug and play external keyboards. Oh, I got you. I used to have one of those for an old tablet I had. Yeah, I might be able to get away with that. And I need to I need to charge your cable.
Speaker: Just at the end of the day, it'd probably be cheaper if you just go and buy a Chromebook like I bought. Yeah, probably. I'm just saying. No, I think it's going to be about the same, though, because the charger cables only like it's like twenty five bucks. I'm just saying. Yeah. Listen, listen, listen to listen to listen to every once in a while. I'm smarter than I look and sound.
Speaker: Well, now that we've made what? I'm trying to make you, I'm trying to make you a better person. I'm trying to make you a better person, a better podcast cover, a better, a better YouTuber. Imagine how much easier it would be to you to have a Chromebook or a laptop. My laptop was, I was able to edit way better than I, on YouTube than I do now with, with Kymaster app.
Speaker: some are just gonna buy a new tablet. Yeah, cuz I got a Samsung, the Samsung, the Samsung 8a tablet is only $130 right now. Best Buy. Yeah. The Chromebook is $140. So, yeah. The problem is, the buy have an extra $10 and get the Chromebooks.
Speaker: I'm going to get my laptop fixed because that's got all my shit on it. Hit your kids with the macho man, Randy Savage elbow drop. Oh, yes. The macho man. It's the macho man dead. It all comes down to finances. Like, like I've said, uh, in the past, I don't know if I've mentioned on the podcast, your wife is money bags now. Well, my wife is just getting a thousand pesos.
Speaker: No, she's we're just getting our heads above water right now with with the pandemic. Everything went to shit. We were we were doing really well. And and then the pandemic hit and we just went through our savings like crazy just surviving. So we're we want to build our savings back up and and all that fun stuff. And so which why everything went on hold like the YouTube channel and all that stuff, because
Speaker: Even improving the house got put on hold because it was just we're burning through our savings now that she's at that new company The way it looks is she'll be she'll be doing a hell of a lot better Like I said
Speaker: Fingers crossed. I would invest in getting your laptop fixed or get you a Chromebook like I went out and bought. They're inexpensive. Actually, I love this thing. You think you were sponsored by Chromebook. You say Chromebook so many times. You think you were sponsored by any other goddamn YouTuber or podcaster with his name drawn.
Speaker: I didn't name drop today. I made sure not to name drive podcasters. I've heard of and you too. If you would have said their names, I was going to, I was going to uninvite you for this life. So it's just me today. Cause just to check. No, I don't want to, I don't want to support anybody, well, not support, but I don't want to, um, promote anybody that's not paying. Yeah, exactly. Well, I mean, uh, there's obviously,
Speaker: We got Blacktop Mojo and then obviously Rocky's going to be coming on soon. So yeah, I'm just going to know, but he's contributing. Hopefully, hopefully I can get Rocky to do a song or something for us and get him to sing. Oh, I will sing Lionel Richie.
Speaker: Like, hello. I'll get him to sing. I'll get him to sing trust me. Is this me you're looking for? I'm gonna listen. Well, yeah, Summer, you were essential. I was essential. Um, but unfortunately for Jeff and then they live in Cancun, which is, yeah, tourist capital of the world. And, you know, if tourists aren't there, we're not making money. Yeah. If tourists aren't coming because of a pandemic. Well, you know, there's no work. So yeah. Amen to that. I think it was, it was down to like 90.
Speaker: Not 85 to 90 percent of people out of work during the pandemic. The first. Oh, I believe. Oh, I believe. Because I have friends living in the hotel zone that said it was a ghost town.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. I mean, you got so many people down there that depend on tourism. And I mean, Charleston wasn't that bad when I lived down there, but I could only imagine what Charleston was like during this pandemic. Because I mean, a lot of companies and a lot of businesses made their money in tourist season. And then they made money throughout the whole year.
Speaker: Down here even even like mcdonald's runs off tourism because if if the people that make their money directly from tourism Don't have money. They're not buying stuff at mcdonald's and the whole people whatever Uh, oh, yeah, that's the thing you like it, you know Like I said when I when I lived in charleston, I mean a lot of companies restaurants bars not only just tour not not only just like your tours and this and the other thing but
Speaker: you know your bars and your restaurants and your shopping and stuff like that they they they crushed it during tourist season and then they you know there were still enough people in Charleston to do what they needed and they they weren't hurt in the rest of the year but tourist season was extremely beneficial tourist season you get your savings for the for the low season but yeah but but in Cancun
Speaker: That's everywhere. That's not really everywhere. I would say it's easily 80%, 80 if not 90%. I would think Cancun relies on tourism year -round. What I'm trying to say is a lot of places like Florida, Charleston, Nashville,
Speaker: DC stuff like that. They don't rely on the tourism where some ways like Cancun that is the, the, uh, it's our number one exploit, so to speak. Yeah. Yeah. That's like the lifeblood of, um, uh, of the, of the, uh, the community. So yeah, community, so to say. So yeah, it's, it's, it's ridiculous. Uh, unfortunately there is no, there's manufacturing in Mexico, just not in Cancun, you know? Yeah.
Speaker: Well, it's it's all about that tourism. So, yeah, where where a lot of like a lot of state, a lot of states has tourism, but they don't that's not their lifeblood. So that's what I was trying to say. I kind of went round about bullshit ass way of saying it. But that's what I was trying to say. Yeah, it makes it it makes it interesting to live here, especially, you know, like, obviously, during the pandemic, we weren't technically supposed to leave the house. And I don't leave the house anyways. But but
Speaker: When my wife did, yeah, amen to that. But, uh, that reminds me, I have a little story to tell you about my trip to Oxo today.
Speaker: Oh, my God. So I go. How is it possible that there's actually a story involved with going to like a little quickie mark or a gas station? It's it's it's more or less like a quickie mark. But like I said, it is, I would say 15, 16 blocks away. And I have to take you 20 minutes to walk 16 blocks there and back.
Speaker: There and back. Yeah, plus buying whatever I'm buying. And lately, every morning, I go pick up a three liter Coke, I pick up my cigarettes, I pick up Pop -Tarts from my son and I. And because they're cheap. Why don't you just buy a box of Pop -Tarts? Then what would buy my excuse to go to Oxo? Apparently, the cigarettes are really dark. It all comes down to, it's becoming like a little tradition for my son and I. Oh, he goes with you?
Speaker: No, no. Oddly enough, a lot of the stores won't let kids in. It's the dumbest thing ever.
Speaker: like you were saying that and you were saying that a couple weeks ago. Yeah, it's so weird. Kids couldn't go into fucking Walmart. We're up here, man. Like my kids go anywhere I went as long as they had a fucking mascot. Exactly. Actually, the only store that wasn't allowed allowing kids was Menards. Anybody under the age of sixteen, they weren't allowing into the store. But outside of that, I mean, I don't go to Menards. I've only been in the Menards once in my life and that was just like a week or two back because my boss stopped there to buy something
Speaker: And we went in there and I was like, oh, this is what Minard says. But as typical of a weekend, what do people do on the weekend when they don't have to work on Saturday morning? No, they drink. They drink. I smoke crack. Tomato, tomato. The one house, apparently they had a party there. And I'm in between my buddy's house
Speaker: my house and I have about another three blocks to go and I See cars stopped in the middle of road. I'm like, well, that's weird and I hear a horn honk and then all of a sudden a Guy comes out and he starts throwing rocks at the said car that beeps his horn and I was like, what the hell I
Speaker: Apparently two guys were drinking all night and continued drinking in the morning When I went by and they were literally physically fist fighting in the street And this lady honk going you guys get out of the way so I can get past and the one guy got so pissed He started throwing rocks at a car broke broke for windshield Cracked her windshield broke the back window and I said, you know that guy's lucky that it wasn't me in the car because I'd have backed up and ran his ass over and
Speaker: And if I wouldn't have backed up and ran his ass over, I drove all the way home, picked up my ball peen hammer, and come back and beat him to death. Because the one thing you don't mess with, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, and you don't mess with a man's ride. Just say how you wanted to say it. You know you wanted to say, you don't mess with a man's ride, and you don't mess with a woman. But what made it worse is,
Speaker: The woman driving the car, she was just a little bitty thing, scared to death, this guy, and it pissed me off to no end. So I, I walked right by like I own the joint. Nobody bothers me because oddly enough, they're all afraid of me because I'm the only crazy white guy in the old neighborhood. And I get to, and he, we get to, I get to my buddy's house and I'm like, dude, call the cops. I'm pissed. He's like, why? I said, call the cops. They broke that woman's window and she drove off.
Speaker: Oh no. Well, I mean, they were literally throwing rocks the size of my fist in, and everybody's just standing out there watching. And I was like, if somebody doesn't call the cops, I'm going to beat that dude's ass because a woman by herself in her car. And this guy's assaulting the car, throwing rocks and smashing the windows. She was scared to death. And I said, yeah, try that with my car. See what happens.
Speaker: I'll pull a fucking jade turn on your ass and fling you. What? You're going to die. Well, you know what a jade turn is. That's where you go in reverse and you turn a wheel so that your car swings around going the other direction. I line it up so I jade turn and so he hits the front fender and flings him 50 feet. I mean, you could have just said a 180, but I guess you could. It's called a jade turn. Try this. Try this out, man. See it.
Speaker: call it a J -turn or whatever, I don't know.
Speaker: I've seen that actually, I was scrolling through, I don't know what the fuck I was scrolling through, it might've been YouTube. And it was like in one of those car rallies where everybody had their stupid, fast and furious cars. And some jackass was doing like, there was like a charger and a Camaro and a Mustang and they were like all three going donuts together in sync. And some dumb ass was like trying to be funny, trying to be like,
Speaker: Smack by the fucking rear. Yeah, the rear bumper fucking maximum. The camera no less like it was planned. I've seen that video. He's out there. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what you get for being a fucking dildo. What's going on, Pops? Those are the... Hey, there he is. Those are the kind of car meets I don't go to because when people start... Yeah, go ahead. Summer said they're always afraid of leprechauns. Listen here, dude.
Speaker: Uh, some, some fake account was like, want to become famous by followers. Oh, give me a break. That is a fucking scam on the planet. Go run face first into a wall, pal. House was in a parade today in his, in his motor scooter. Oh yeah. Like a pride parade. I had to do it. It probably was. It probably was.
Speaker: Sorry Scott, I couldn't do it. It was there. Did you have your little rainbow flag on the back?
Speaker: I can see your pops with a big pride flag on the back. You remember when David Bowie did the Ziggy Stardust and he had the lightning bolt on his eye like he was painted on his face? Pops had the lightning bolt and it was hitting the rainbow color.
Speaker: Scott, I don't know, I apologize right away because that I dropped in my head and I was like, pride parade?
Speaker: Summer's proud of herself for the leprechaun joke. Pops said fuck both of you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It literally popped in my head and I was like, I got to say it. I can't hold back. He helped this horn on his motor scooter anyway. Yes, queen. Yes, queen.
Speaker: I imagine the phone call or a text or a knock on the door. Yeah. Two seconds later, Chris has docked his ass. You just see a fist come through the camera.
Speaker: And then a, then a picture of a passport and a plane ticket to Cancun. They're like, honey, we got to move. No, they were the, uh, uh, his hometown where my family's from. They do a fireman's festival every year around July. Um, so they, they do a parade every Saturday.
Speaker: And he had, I don't know what they were doing, but he rode his bike. He rode his bike in the parade. I don't know if they had the truck there. He told me, Sunday I stopped by there on Father's Day. I stopped by there for a few minutes. And he was talking about my cousin was like, oh, can we use your truck? And he kind of pissed me off. I'm like, are you going to let my fucking stupid ass cousin
Speaker: drive your truck and I'm not even allowed to drive your truck. What she said, you drove my truck and I was like, I drove it around the bucking block when I lived in Charleston and I was getting ready to move up here and I got yelled at the whole time. When I when I lived back home before I moved here, my dad bought his first brand new vehicle. I was telling the story to my wife last night. My dad bought his first brand new truck. He bought 99 Chevy Silverado and
Speaker: I, it was, I, I've had my, I'd had my license like, like a year at that point. And I told dad, I said, so I get to drive this, right? And he's like, uh, to my grave. And I was like, what? Never drive this literally. Two years later, I moved down here and a picture pops up on Facebook. My brother, my younger brother driving it down the road. And I'm like, motherfucker, seriously?
Speaker: And I literally mess with my dad. I'm like, how come he gets to drive it? And I never got to drive it. He says, he's not an idiot. I say, well, got it. Because I'm the kind of assholes like brand new truck burnout. Yeah, yeah. Donuts we can do in the mud, dad. Yeah. Well, that's the problem. No, my old man's got pops has got a, uh, uh,
Speaker: I know what it was, I said it was the Fireman's Festival. He's got a, I don't know if it's a 2020.
Speaker: Ford F -350, dually, fucking every goddamn bell and whistle. I'm pretty sure there's a chick under the driver's side seat that comes out and gives you a blowjob when you drive down the road. That's how many extra features this fucking truck has. It's a beautiful truck. Those things are insane. New tech on some of these trucks, Jesus.
Speaker: Like right after my son was born, they came down to Charleston and everything to see him and whatnot. And we took the girls out one day and he had a Silverado. He had a brand new Silverado. The old man can't go to a dealership to get an oil change without getting a brand new truck. So he came down after, just after Cash was born, he had a brand new, I think it was a Silverado.
Speaker: might be wrong, but it was nice. Oh man. It was a nice Chevy truck. And we were going, we were going out for the day with the girls to give, um, you know, kind of, kind of give Mike's wife a little bit of a break. Uh, even though she stopped the baby there and stuff. And, uh, he threw me the keys and he was like, you're driving. And I'm like, wait, what? He was like, I don't know where the fuck I'm going. You do. And I was like, yeah, I'm driving the old man's truck. And I fell in love with it, man. Oh, it was a Silverado. I fell in love with it. And I want,
Speaker: I want another one. I want one of my own, eventually, because, man, that is a nice truck. Well, the thing is, the 2021 and the 2020 Silverados are fucking ugly on the outside. Dude, dude, the Rocky Ridge, the Rocky Ridge Chevys, that Rocky Ridge edition. Man, that's sexy. They come lifted.
Speaker: Yeah, they come lifted and they got they got rims on them and man, they're just sexy. I like that Did did you see the kid rock edition? Dooley It's 2014 Dooley with with a American flag stars with stacks with smokestacks Yeah, I just I just
Speaker: I'm not the biggest fan of Kid Rock. I think he's a fucking poser. A little bit. I know. I can see that. So, I like some of that. I want the 2014 midnight edition. Yeah. It's quadruple black. Everything is black on it. It's murdered out. It's murdered out like you read about. Black RAM, black interior, no chrome. It's actually called black chrome.
Speaker: So it's, it's, uh, what's yeah, it's racist, but, uh, they, they do on the new blazer, they do smoked Chrome. It looks really good. Hmm. I think I've seen that. I didn't know what it was called, but I think I see that. I actually just learned two days ago. Summer says he's a fan of uncle cracker.
Speaker: You know what I should, I should, I should have done that other song now thinking about it. Yeah. Should've could've would've, you still do it tomorrow. I can still do whatever the hell I want. It's, it's my backup. It's my backup backup account because you don't. Well, like I said, I can't get onto it. I tried, I tried to get onto it right before we went live and it sent me to like,
Speaker: It says Chris Doc click 37 Are you? But it's through the nonsensical nonsense gmail account Yeah, I was gonna say it should all be set up through it might be the nonsense But it it has it doesn't have the nonsensical nonsense logo Did you okay, we'll talk about it. I'll send you a screenshot. I
Speaker: Yeah, because I don't I don't know why I don't know why it would because I don't even know what the hell click 37 is cuz I don't know I Guess this was set up through a whole Another account and then and if you need like a phone verification try to do it through. Oh, yeah, try to Actually, did I do something? Oh No, I didn't Oh We can do that later
Speaker: Yeah, I'll worry about it later. I would say I don't know if I did that. I don't know if I did it out. I don't know if I did a phone number. Yeah. No, I'm not going to. I'm not going to be like you a couple of episodes back where you just rattled off your fucking social security number. Yeah. Oh, pops just sent me a picture of his truck. Nothing's bad ass, dude. Yeah, he's got a nice truck. Let's see. What's he Facebook message message during you? Yep.
Speaker: Yeah. No, that's a bad ass drug. I like it. I like it. I like that color too. It's that pewter gray. I'm not much on Ford's, but that the look of the new, uh, F four fifties and F three fifties are bad ass. Oh shit. What's up, Joe? How are you doing, man? Also a sucker for any dually. How's, uh, how's everything going, bubba? Uh,
Speaker: friend of mine from back in my working days, just jumped into the Facebook live. Nice. Um, actually he, uh, he trained me when I first started. He's a good dude. So what's up, man? Welcome. Welcome to the, uh, to the dumpster fire. We call it podcast. I was in 2019. I didn't know you've had it that long. Damn pops. Really? It looks good. Yeah. No, I, he, he got it brand new.
Speaker: but like I said, it literally has every fucking bell and whistle. It's got cameras all over the damn truck. He's got a fucking camera and the Ford emblem on the bumper, I think is what he told me at one time. Yeah, it's actually just below the, it actually, it's a micro camera right underneath the Ford logo or some of them are actually in the logo and it's the reverse camera.
Speaker: but no it's in the front of the truck it's in the front oh yeah it's for night vision in it i don't know what the fuck it's for it doesn't matter it's just it's it's unnecessary yeah it's but it was there it was there it was an option like Mercedes back in the day used to have the windshield wipers on the on the headlights and you're like really
Speaker: Yeah. No, it was an option. He was like, give me a camera on the logo. Might as well. Maybe I'll do a screenshot. We also have a bitch that will come out from under your seat. What hair color do you prefer? How much is that extra? Well, no, but like Nissan, the new X -Trail has four cameras in the roof rack and it does an above view.
Speaker: Like when you're back, you do like almost like a drone view of your vehicle backing up and like into a parking spot. And I was like, that's ridiculous. He said it's for the 360 view. I got a backup camera. Same concept. Which has been the end of me because I could back up anywhere. Like I think I've said before. Well, if you can't back up a Chevy cruise, you shouldn't be driving. It's not that big of a vehicle.
Speaker: No, I'm saying that the unnecessary part of backup in a car that small is ridiculous. Well, I mean, you're also talking to a guy that when I used to work at Tubman in a truck in my 38 foot, yeah, I think it was 38, 38 foot box truck at parallel park in downtown Columbus in the middle of traffic.
Speaker: with no assistance, I just slide that bitch in there. My wife is constantly amazed that I can parallel park anything. And I'm like, it's not that hard. Well, it's because you can't see over the dash. Oh, exactly. I just guess. But it all comes down to, I'm sure you could probably hit a baseball better than I could, but I'm such a vehicle freak that I'm
Speaker: I want to be proficient in every manner of it. I'm not a car guy, but I can outdrive you with ease. I'm just saying. Only because you drive truck all the time. Well, just only because driving is what I do. I'm the greatest driver on the planet. You might be able to fix a car. You could definitely fix a car way better than I can. But as long as Pops is alive and kicking me, that's my go -to mechanic. But look, I'm lucky if I can do an oil change. I won't even lie.
Speaker: And I don't even do an oil change. I'll take my happy ass down to Jiffy Lou. We're validly in and make them. He's got a camera in the tailgate. One that looks one that looks into the bed and both outside mirrors and on the front. Yes, there's 360 view cameras. It's like that big. Summer said you parallel parking. Yeah, summer said you parallel parking without even being able to see over the dashboard is that leprechaun magic.
Speaker: My wife asked me that day she's why do you call summer dude I said because Because she's she's dating my one of my best friends So instantly she's not a chick to me
Speaker: she's become dude status. You just had to change her sexuality. So, it's like, yeah, Glick's Glick's dating a dude. Glick's dating this really cool dude. So, you know, shows his shows his nipples on Snapchat apparently. Glick Glick's dude likes to uh
Speaker: Post nipple pics on Snapchat. Is that his girlfriend or like a friend of his? Like, I'm confused. What the hell is going on? That's what we talked to. Harry Potter shit. I bet. What is he casting spells? I bet Kevin stayed, which they had summer Snapchat for that fucking weirdos.
Speaker: Kevin asked me the other night when I called him and he was like, how did you land such a hot, hot chick? And I was like, it's that small dick game, bro. She seems to like her little buddy, her shrimp peanut, as she called it.
Speaker: There there's a tick tock I gotta find it again, but it shows a parrot holding a a I bolt and he Unscrews the bolt on it and screws a nut on it with his tongue Yep, and I want to do I want to do a stick to it like what I want to post it and say One lady's ask how I got so good at that. I'm like, yeah Go say it ain't the dick game. It's the buffet game It's the buffet game
Speaker: I'll eat you out of house and home. I started with pudding cups. I don't I don't I don't use a spoon to eat pudding cups. What do you mean? Watch this. OK. Oh, that's funny.
Speaker: Oh, you know what? As long as she's happy, that's all that matters. Yep. Oh, God. We're bad. Did you tell them to go to bed? I said, we're bad. Oh, they were like, go to bed. My mom, my wife, my wife said this morning, she says, she says, it's amazing the shit you guys talk when your mom listens to this. I said, well, first night established a long ago when we started
Speaker: that there's only two rules. We don't talk about religion, we don't talk about politics. Anything else? Totally fair game. No holds bar, that's what makes it funny. And I try not to think about my mom listening until afterwards.
Speaker: until after the fact when you get the message. You guys are dumb. Dude, that was the funniest thing was, I don't remember which episode. That was the guy love episode of episode 14. Was it? I don't remember. No, we were talking about something sexual and after we got done, your mom messaged me and she was just like, really? She sent me seriously?
Speaker: This is the episode where Jeff's mom discovers that she hates me Understand how she's like some of the stuff you talk about you don't get embarrassed about that I'm like, no, this is the ABCs of me. Oh Jojo
Speaker: What's going on? Summer's aunt is here. One of my favorite people on the planet. I love her. I love her aunt. I just added her to the group the other day. I didn't know if I shouldered up, but I did. And she just popped in. She's awesome. And JoJo and Uncle Jackie are the best. They're two of my favorite people on the planet. And she loves me. She loves me. I'm always with relatives.
Speaker: Mm hmm. I'm great with relatives. My wife's not so much because she has to live with me, but relatives love him. Yeah. Somewhere hates it.
Speaker: The burp, the burp. I burp a lot. Oh my God. That was a weak one. Hang around for when the grizzly bear comes out. I've literally gone like this. My ears wet now. Pop said someone has to love me.
Speaker: Yeah, I love you because I okay. She would love me if I wasn't dating you it was just like bonus points that I'm dating you One of the last times I went down. I went down to Tennessee to to see summer She had to work. So me and Parker went to uncle Andrew John uncle Jackie's house and Andrew came out. She's like her taking pictures and sending them to summer to make her jealous
Speaker: And she goes, she was sending her pictures. She's like, look who I'm hanging out with. Look, well. You have to work. Pretty much. No. Yeah, my old man hates me. It's a funny thing, like. Ah, yeah, take that summer.
Speaker: Oh, somebody just, somebody just ripped on my dude. Jojo, Jojo said, she said, summer, I beg your pardon. I just love him. That's a win. Put that in the, in the, in the W category for the, for the big one. Put that one. Yeah. That's what we need. We need a whiteboard in the background. So the wins that you get.
Speaker: yeah that's one for that's one for chris yeah they don't come very often amen to that that's that's jeff's life they don't come very often speak for yourself brother you're the one your girlfriend lives so far away
Speaker: Yeah, you're the one that was like like you're the one tonight. There's like we gotta go early Daddy time and I was like, what's daddy time her falling asleep on the couch watching Hannah Montana Actually, I started watching you know what I started watching today and I didn't I never realized it's such a boring show boy meets world remember Watch your fucking no the first couple episodes really hard to get by I
Speaker: Don't get me wrong. I love me some Topanga, but she hasn't showed up yet. You're, you're on some dangerous territory right now. I love that. No, but, but I remember loving that show, but the first two episodes, I'm like, wow, they're reaching. Summer, summer says that's the only one you get. All your family loves me. Well, my family has low standards. I'm in trouble.
Speaker: Oh, I'm in trouble. I didn't mean that. No, my family does. My entire family, even my ex -wife loves her. Which says a lot.
Speaker: Yeah. My, my, my family hates me and they love her. They don't have low standards. I was just joking. I don't, it was just the first thing that popped into my head. Yes. Welcome to the shit show. Just dig that grave, sir. Dig it, dig it. Let me get Chris a pickaxe so he can dig deeper. You want to help a brother out here?
Speaker: nope i'm driving the bus i can't see her in the seat absolutely absolutely it's never it's it's never dull gotta give it that it never is no summer knows she's amazing she knows she's awesome
Speaker: It does take us a little while to get going sometimes, but when we do, oh, boy. Well, you know, like the the first half of the first half of the podcast is, you know, relatively guy, you know, I don't want to say scripted or anything like that, but it's it's it's more of a how you doing. What's up? What have you been doing since Wednesday, since the last time we went? Well, summer's done and she just gave me to Jojo and Jojo said I'm the bomb dignity.
Speaker: She said, Jojo, you can have him. I'm done. Summer's amazing and awesome because she takes after her and Jojo. I agree a hundred percent. Summer is amazing and awesome. And my family does love her, which they do. Actually, this says a lot because they weren't the biggest fan of my ex -wife and they definitely weren't a fan of my ex -girlfriend. That's for sure.
Speaker: It was I couldn't I couldn't help it. All right, it was the first thing that popped into my head and you know, there's no filter. Yeah, no second time for me my ass. Five minutes from when I get down the pigeonforged before if that long. You already said you already said that
Speaker: Yeah, my wife just got home. She yelled at my son cuz he didn't listen to what I told him. No, I heard her yell your name. Yeah, she yelled at me too. I was supposed to take the trash to the curve but I forgot. Cuz it was raining. Yes. That's my excuse.
Speaker: Woman, shut up. We're recording a podcast. Well, anyways, that, uh, that's a two hour mark anyway, so I gotta get going. I gotta get some meat. Yeah. You talk about me digging a hole. Look at you. Yeah. Yeah. I dug my hole. I've dug my hole and I'm laying in it. I'm ready to bury. Wife you done came home, cracked the whip.
Speaker: You are. I'm ready to go. You are running like a scalded dog, man. Yes, I is. I might, I might wind up live again again tonight at some point. I don't know. We'll see. We did time it perfectly. She literally just got here and we've hit the two hours. You know, I should have known you were being a little pussy. We should go early tonight.
Speaker: saves me from getting in trouble if we go over. Why are you going to get trouble? Aren't you the man of that house? No. God, no. You crazy? Who are you asking? Be a man. Go give her a good shakin'. Go give her a good shakin'. Go give her what for, man. Don't be afraid of her. I ain't afraid of summer.
Speaker: But yeah, let's go ahead and wrap up and, uh, cause I gotta get something to eat. I had Chinese food for lunch leftovers, but I gotta get some to eat or are you going to get something? Yeah, we're going to actually get to go get, no, we're going to go get, we're going to, we're going to go out to eat. I think, I think we're going to go over her moms and have, have dinner. Let me see how Jeff has to behave himself right now. Yeah. I gotta be good.
Speaker: I gave you a softball, man. I missed it. I wasn't very good. No, it wasn't a dig against me. It was just a softball where you could have rolled with it. Yeah. All right. We'll go ahead and end this shit show. Dumpster fire. Yeah. The train wreck. That is nonsensical nonsense. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for watching live.
Speaker: Thank you guys for hanging out in the Shatters box. You're bullshitting with us. I may or may not go live here in a little bit again. I don't know. We'll see you. Love you too, Aunt JoJo. Love you, Summer. Ops is questionable at times. If you are my real father.
Speaker: And you don't love me either it's all good But yeah, we're going in this cuz just gotta go I don't know if I'll be back on there or not tonight. I don't know
Speaker: a couple more beers. I might drink here in a little bit. I'm gonna go get something to eat as well. But yeah, so thank you guys for watching. Replay listeners, viewers, whatever. Thank you guys for checking out the podcast. If you're not already, go ahead and give us a follow on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube, all under nonsensical nonsense. Also, if you would like to
Speaker: Email us. Oh, sorry. I was, I was waiting to finish so I could actually do it. If you want to email us, you can email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. No, I was waiting for you to finish so I could get my part in. There was that, there was that fucking talk. Just start a screen. So we'll see you guys Wednesday night, Wednesday, a pre -vacation, the, the, the pre -vacation show.
Speaker: Yeah. Um, which will be awesome. Cause I am, I cannot fucking wait to get down to pigeon forge and see summer. It has been, I know why Chris is 800 years stuff on. Yeah. Like I'm the only one who's excited for it. She's just as excited. So she says, but
Speaker: That's a little but I like it. But yeah, till next time. Thank you, sir. Send Park Park where? Yes. So we will see you guys Wednesday night. If you don't see us before that. Jeff, thanks for hanging out with me as always. Hopefully you have a good night tonight. Hopefully you actually get some daddy time as you called it. So weird. Maybe.
Speaker: And, uh, we will see you guys next time. Enjoy the sweet sounds of blacktop mojo. We're out of here. Where's the clicker? There it is.
Speaker: There's still a little whiskey left in the bottle You know it's good for you now But it won't be easy tomorrow And what kind of man would I be if I didn't
Speaker: I'm just no girl when I leave Baby, I told you Why can't it just stay the same? After this it's all gonna change Oh right now, darling The morning's closing in fast
Speaker: About this feeling as it walks
Speaker: Can you feel our silence as we stare at each other? I know we both had too much but I could do with another And darling I'll stay as long as you let me
Speaker: But you know I gotta go So just try to forget me And why can't it just stay the same? And after this it's all gonna change Oh and now darling the morning's cold
Speaker: Last Why can't it just be the same?
Speaker: This is all gonna change Oh, and now, darling The morning's closing in fast
