Dictionary.com says the Word of the Year is… 6-7. And no, it’s not a typo, it’s a vibe. From Gen Alpha chaos in math class to ESPN beefing with YouTube TV, plus our ultimate wedding song power rankings, this episode has everything you didn’t know you needed.



00:00 Intro

03:02 Dictionary.com’s 2025 Word of the Year — “67”

16:48 Person of the Week

20:38 Funny Business Power Rankings

35:15 Outro and Advice



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290: 6-7, ESPN Drama, and Wedding Song Showdown

Corrupt officials, cyber attacks, and pumpkin pie—this week, we’re delving into America’s deepest fears and rating fruits. From government surveillance to blueberry slander, no topic is off-limits, not even bananas.00:00 Intro06:08 What do Americans fear most? The answers to this foreboding study might surprise you15:35 Person of the Week17:10 Check The Ratings38:40 Advice and Outro



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289: The Government Is Watching… Your Fruit Choices

Dude. Where did that come from?! This week, Matt and Mike dig into the wild history of the word “dude" from 1800s fashion icons to surfer slang and zoot suits. Plus, a Louvre heist straight out of Ocean’s 11 and a surprise moon orbiting Earth that has scientists doing double takes!



00:00 Intro

02:53 Dude, the history behind the word dude is wild

13:21 Person of the Week

15:40 Buy or Sell

41:11 Outro and Advice



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288: Dude, That Louvre Heist Was Perfect

Mike brought beer and a baby. Matt brought a boat. Only one of them survived the island. This week’s challenge: survive wild scenarios using just five items that start with the same letter. It’s a chaotic mix of logic, panic, and very questionable decisions.00:00 Intro02:00 Surviving With Items That Start With The Same Letter20:47 Person of the Week21:54 Down In The Dumps35:53 Outro and Advice



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287: Beer, Bayonets, and a Baby: The Survival Game No One Asked For

A toilet that uses AI to analyze your poop? Yep, and Lance Armstrong is backing it. This week, the guys flush out the weirdest tech story of the year.



00:00 Intro

02:06 New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI

14:27 Person of the Week

15:20 Sayyy Whatt?

22:15 Outro and Advice



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286: AI Toilets: The Future of Bathroom Breaks?

From Michael Jackson standing still for two full minutes to Left Shark forgetting the choreography to Prince performing Purple Rain in the actual rain. We’re running through the weirdest Super Bowl halftime show moments of all time.



And because the halftime show isn’t the only place for unsung heroes, we launch our brand-new segment: Cheers to You, raising a glass to the everyday legends who make life better (yes, even the cart returners).



00:00 Intro

02:30 Bad Bunny Performing At The Super Bowl Halftime Show

06:21 Do You Remember These Super Bowl Halftime Show Moments?

21:05 Cheers To You!

31:09 Outro and Advice



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285: The Weirdest Halftime Show Moments of All Time

In this episode of Funny Business, Mike recaps his wedding weekend—from ice cream scoops instead of cake to Matt’s best man speech and (accidentally?) calling guests “sons of b****es.” The guys also dive into the story of an ex-Mormon making $20K a month on OnlyFans just from voice notes, sparking ideas for their own audio side hustle. They debate the worst possible celebrity guests, defend petty “crimes” like jaywalking and rolling stops, unpack iOS 26, and ask the real question: did the rapture happen, or is it just allergy season?



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284: Rolling Stops, Jaywalking, and Other Crimes We Defend

A mystery wedding guest vanishes without a trace, and TikTok solves it in two hours. Plus, Matt roasts Mike into married life with a wedding poem full of tech burns, CPAP slander, and actual heart.



00:00 Intro

04:52 Bride confronts mystery wedding crasher — after searching nonstop for 4 years

16:06 Buy Or Sell

29:57 The Roast Of Mike Before His Wedding

37:37 Outro and Advice



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283: Mike’s Wedding Roast: A Poem of Love and Mild Insults

What’s the word? It’s marriage, apparently—because this episode accidentally predicted Mike’s wedding. Plus, we settle the real dishwasher debate and witness a ballpark Karen meltdown.



00:00 Intro

05:49 What's The Word?

22:15 Person of the Week

24:04 Sayyyy Whaaat?

37:21 Outro and Advice



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282: This Podcast is Not Dishwasher Safe

get a live taste test, plus the viral coworker who whispers to her “spicy little pickle.” Add in coffee sticker shock, bad drivers, and Matt’s lawn obsession, and you’ve got another hot one.



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281: Buffalo Pretzels, Pricey Coffee, and Road Rage

Funny Business Entertainment brings professional digital entertainment while having fun. Funny Business has an established weekly podcast as well as social content on popular platforms. Funny Business is run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college who decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/funnybusiness/support

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