A simple school art project spirals into bizarre myth-making as a hyper-realistic cube with a long, spindly neck becomes instant nightmare fuel. It’s chaotic, hilarious, and exactly the kind of weird bit you’ll want in on early.

The Creepy Cube Lore Begins

What starts as a simple plan to play chess instantly spirals into peak group-chat madness—glitches, blocked devices, and the kind of tech failure not even a literal computer dad can fix.

Chess.com Chaos: Aiden vs. His Own Tech

What starts like small talk turns into a fake interrogation from hell—social security numbers, dads, and one brutally dry comeback that sends the whole bit into chaos.

This Interview Goes Off the Rails Fast

A podcast gets hilariously derailed by a low-storage meltdown—then Aiden somehow earns a point for being boring. It’s messy, weirdly relatable, and exactly the kind of accidental chaos you can’t fake.

Low Disk Space, Maximum Chaos

A simple John Cena fact spirals into total chaos—then a fake Abraham Lincoln “reveal” sends the confusion off the rails. Can they recover, or is this the dumbest twist yet?

John Cena Broke Their Brains

A simple intro instantly spirals into a gloriously awkward disaster—stroke joke, broken words, and all. They decide to keep every messy second, and that unfiltered chaos is exactly what makes it hilarious.

Cold Open Meltdown Stays In

A hilarious spiral turns weirdly useful as the crew debates D-tier names, fake confidence, and the very real cost of a legal name change—anywhere from under $100 to over $500. Is reinvention worth the paperwork, or should you just tell people what to call you?

Changing Your Name? The Price Tag Might Shock You

A wildly biased baby-name ranking kicks off with zero shame as Sarah and Andrew get crowned on the spot. It’s chaotic, petty, and hilarious—and you can already tell this tier list is about feelings, not fairness.

Sarah & Andrew Hit S-Tier Instantly

A totally unserious spelling debate turns brutally personal as “Olivia with an H” gets dragged from B-tier to D-minus. It’s petty, absurd, and exactly the kind of clip that’ll have everyone picking sides in the comments.

Olivia With an H Starts a Tier-List War

What if babies stayed unnamed until 18 and just went by numbers? Tolan dives into this hilariously cursed idea, and somehow it makes just enough sense to cause absolute chaos.

Name Kids at 18? This Number System Is Unhinged

Thank you all so much for your support. Gonna miss this gig, but all things must come to an end. Love you all! :)

The End. For Now

In this episode, Tolan and his good friend Porter discuss the best names for babies, and for people in general. WARNING: Much judging this episode.

Episode 22 - Baby Name Tier-list, With a Guest!

In this episode, Tolan gets terrified, Fredbear gets B-tiered, and balloon boy... gets on some substances.

Episode 24 - FNaF Tierlist!

In this episode, Tolan fries eggs, reads books, and helps prevent pollution.

Episode 23 - 4th Of July!

in this episode, Tolan talks about his taste in greek mythology, and is on a time crunch, please enjoy!

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Episode 21 - The Underwild, Relic of Thieves Book Review !SPOILERS!

In this episode, Tolan rips his arm open, but thinks he is fine. (i did go to urgent cater later, and got some stitches) he also forgot what else he discussed, and is too lazy to listen to the episode to find out, as he recorded this 10 days ago lol :)



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Episode 20 - I Ripped My Arm Open!

Episode 19 - Life Update

In this episode, cyborg Tolan takes over, and the world is doomed to time travel and Pringle cans.

Episode 18 - Examining the Extent of AI...

In this episode, i argue for more avenues to make big money!

Episode 17 - I Want TikTok Shop on Spotify!

In this episode, Tolan is terrified of atrocious animatronics, and confesses complete fandom of Freddy's.

Episode 16 - FNaF Reveiw!

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Tolan  Bailey (@em3rald)

a compettitive pokemon tcg podcast. hosted by Gideon Tolan, and sometimes friends. 

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